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Wednesday Night ONT - June 3, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans. The bar is open.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional but why would you be wearing pants for the ONT? Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn and Bill Kristol free zone. Please. I know what you're thinking. "I've been sitting here all evening in my underwear tearing through a bag of blue ranch Doritos contemplating the mysteries of life. There's crap on television and only cat videos on the internet. If only there was a place on the interweb that was an oasis of sorts. If only there was a place where the eccentric and eclectic gathered and Truth, Justice and the American Way still led from the front. I've got Dorito crumbs everywhere and my glass is almost empty but still...if only there was some overnight thread where the irreverent and insightful blend their collective wisdom and keep vigil to ensure the flames of freedom remain lit..."Anyway. [Top photo: Live Free or Die. For reasons.]
For your consideration, the current(ish) price for one adult admission ticket for each of the following destinations:
National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY - $35.00 Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, OH - $49.55 Fort Ticonderoga, Ticonderoga, NY - $30.00 Corning Museum of Glass, Corning, NY - $25.00 Shedd Aquarium, Chicago, IL - ranges from $39.95 to $43.20 depending on date Guided tour of Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, TX - $40.00 US Space and Rocket Center, Huntsville, AL - $30.00 Meteor Crater, Winslow, Arizona - $29.00 Disneyland Resort, Anaheim, CA - from $104 to $199 depending on date Louisville Slugger bat production factory tour, Louisvillle, KY - $24.00 Jack Daniels distillery tour, Lynchburg, TN - $35.00 Kennedy Space Center, Cape Canaveral, FL - $77.00 Mount Vernon (George Washington's home), Virginia - $30 Indianapolis Motor Speedway Museum, Speedway, IN - $25.00 National World War II Museum, New Orleans, LA - $36.00 Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee - $53 without mansion tour, $85 including mansion tour Biltmore, Asheville, NC - from $80 to $110 depending on the date Empire State Building top observation deck, New York, NY - $84.00 Longwood Gardens, Kennett Square, PA - $35 or $38 depending on date Space Needle, Seattle, WA - $35.00 Boeing Factory Tour, Everett, WA - $46.00 Grand Canyon National Park, Arizona - $35 per car USS Midway, San Diego, CA - $39.00 San Diego Zoo, San Diego, CA - $78.00 Pikes Peak, CO - $18 per adult Monument Valley Navajo Tribal Park, Monument Valley, UT - $10 per person Louvre Museum, Paris, France - €32.00 (appx USD$37.31) Eiffel Tower, top platform, Paris, France - €36.70 (appx USD$42.74 Schloss Neuschwanstein, Bavaria, Germany - €23.50 (appx USD$27.41) Mercedes-Benz Museum, Stuttgart, Germany - €16.00 (appx USD$18.56)Buckingham Palace, London, England - £33.00 (appx USD$44.41) Westminster Abbey, London, England - £31 (appx USD$41.72) Tower of London, London, England - £37 (appx USD$49.80)
Contrary to popular rumors, TRex is not a candidate to fill the recently vacated positions at 60 minutes. The Wednesday ONT remains free and worth every dollar you paid for it. Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking ??
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mrs. IS ROTH at June 03, 2026 10:00 PM (ZhZg4)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 03, 2026 10:00 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 03, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but weight, there's smores at June 03, 2026 10:01 PM (kU8xu)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:03 PM (mYNxU)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 03, 2026 10:03 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Grayman27 at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (AvoqE)
Posted by: H at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (6Km86)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to actually plan the family vacation at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (e0ARE)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 10:05 PM (O0L8i)
Confucius say man who sit in underwear eating Doritos end up with crummy dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 10:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 10:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)
Ha! I read that as "crematory" and wondered which moron or ette would like the tour
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:06 PM (mYNxU)
https://tinyurl.com/27d39cnd
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:06 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 10:07 PM (gKWVE)
Going to Paul's family reunion weekend tomorrow. It's supposed to rain all weekend.
Grandkids are coming - they are going to hate it if they don't get to go swim in the river 😭😭😭
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 10:08 PM (O0L8i)
Make sure you go when Lindsey is there, otherwise you're wasting your time.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2026 10:08 PM (syz1S)
But get your rest. Big day tomorrow!
Posted by: RI Red at June 03, 2026 10:08 PM (30Gj0)
Sounds like some folks in Pittsburgh are a little sporty this fine evening. Guess they are just waiting for the Good Humor truck to come down their street.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2026 10:08 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Gonna confuse the Brit readers, with what "twig and berries" means over there.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 10:09 PM (O0L8i)
Any 'ettes in Pittburgh?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 10:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (syz1S)
But get your rest. Big day tomorrow!
Posted by: RI Red at June 03, 2026 10:08 PM
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Yessir!
Posted by: TRex - zeroed dino at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (lm0r7)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
Can't go swimming in the rain. Might get wet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (e0ARE)
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FUN FACT: If you special-ordered a Mercedes before 2019 MB would host you in Stuttgart to take delivery of your new car. A factory tour and entry to the MB museum were included, and you'd get 7% off the MSRP.
It was an awesome program, but they don't do it anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to actually plan the family vacation at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (Wt5PA)
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I love Tillamook. Mom and Dad grew up in the PNW, and for them it was the local cheese.
now that I live in Boise I find it plentiful and inexpensive. Their extra sharp white cheddar is excellent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (WNOcj)
If they're only "trying," let 'em try. They'll bonk themselves on the head before they hit you.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
Whatever happened to the Ukrainians? Left by the side of the road?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (O0L8i)
Tower of London, London, England - £37 (appx USD$49.80)
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How much to leave?
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Everything above the neck.
Posted by: Sir Thomas More at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to actually plan the family vacation at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (Wt5PA)
There is also an air museum at the old blimp hangar South of town, and if you go in August 5-8 that is the county fair, which I think is one of the best county fairs in Oregon.
Then you could also drive down to Cannon Beach and look at Haystack rock, and Seaside is worth a look.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
God is good.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)
I'm glad I'm not a cop.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (syz1S)
Prolly just playing quidditch. Harry Potter fans, if you will.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Patches at June 03, 2026 10:13 PM (DBJDN)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 03, 2026 10:13 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 10:14 PM (e0ARE)
now that I live in Boise I find it plentiful and inexpensive. Their extra sharp white cheddar is excellent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Well, if that anti-farming initiative in Oregon passes, you may have Tillamook as a neighbor again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 10:14 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
Can't go swimming in the rain. Might get wet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (1z8ji)
Yeah, but it's Texas - thunderstorms are in the forecast. We don't tend to get "just" rain in these parts. We get the whole package!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 10:15 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Patches at June 03, 2026 10:13 PM
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Patches! Great to see you here. We don't control all the moving parts across the universe, but will be there if we can.
Posted by: TRex - sonic boom dino at June 03, 2026 10:15 PM (lm0r7)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 10:15 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 10:16 PM (WNOcj)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 03, 2026 10:16 PM (fE6HJ)
One of the best things about our move to Idaho is that the Oregon coast is one long day drive away. Perfect for a three or four day weekend. Memorial Day weekend we were in Newport, and had a great lunch on the wharf, and watched the sea lions yelling at one another for the best spot to sun themselves.
We are already planning future trips: okay, next time we got to Bandon, then Cannon Beach, etc...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)
It was an awesome program, but they don't do it anymore.
Posted by: Cicero
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Mercury used to do that. Every three years they would order a new Merc and take the train to pick it up, It was a family thing. They took the tour and watched their car being built.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 10:17 PM (e0ARE)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Same with zoos.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2026 10:18 PM (lJ0H4)
Bush Baked Bean Visitor Center - Dandridge, TN (free)
and
The Lodge Cast Iron Store and Museum in South Pittsburg, TN - another freebie.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:18 PM (CIjhx)
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 10:18 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Braenyard
47 34 Did I say that?
Posted by: Braenyard
If the comment wasn't yours, it was mime.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)
And maybe throw in a few golf tip videos too.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2026 10:19 PM (UNxfE)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)
The Evergreen museum is still there in McMinnville, and the aerospace hall is fantastic, though the V-2 they have is a mock up.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 10:19 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
National Museum of the Air Force, Dayton, OH
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Not to be missed.
Hadrian the Seventh - a hearty concur; my favorite museum. Been to the Naval Aviation Museum in P'cola? Great place, that has grown by ~ 4x since the early 80's.
Posted by: Patches at June 03, 2026 10:19 PM (DBJDN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
The meteor just missed the gift shop when it hit. What luck!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:19 PM (CIjhx)
Bush Baked Bean Visitor Center - Dandridge, TN (free)
The Lodge Cast Iron Store and Museum in South Pittsburg, TN - another freebie.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:18 PM
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Noted.
Posted by: TRex - rocky top dino at June 03, 2026 10:20 PM (lm0r7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 03, 2026 10:21 PM (bfy6w)
Posted by: gKWVE
# Hos > # Pimps
Posted by: foul Mathematics at June 03, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to actually plan the family vacation at June 03, 2026 10:04 PM (Wt5PA)
There is also an air museum at the old blimp hangar South of town, and if you go in August 5-8 that is the county fair, which I think is one of the best county fairs in Oregon.
Then you could also drive down to Cannon Beach and look at Haystack rock, and Seaside is worth a look.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
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All excellent things to do.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB)
Worked at Boeing in Everett in the 90s. Dozens of wide body commercial aircraft under the same roof at different stages of construction is an awesome spectacle.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 10:21 PM (THY4u)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 10:19 PM
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Endorsed
Posted by: TRex - spruce goose dino at June 03, 2026 10:21 PM (lm0r7)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2026 10:22 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 10:18 PM
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All of them.
Posted by: TRex - cool ranch dino at June 03, 2026 10:22 PM (lm0r7)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: pilot141 at June 03, 2026 10:24 PM (YmA2W)
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The Lobby Bar at the Intercontinental Hotel in Hong Kong is free, unless you order a drink.
Get there at before sunset to watch the most spectacular skyline on Earth light up over Victoria Harbor. It's an incredible sight.
And buy a couple of drinks, ya cheapskate!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 03, 2026 10:13 PM (VCgbV)
The Breakers is the best. I love the Gilded Age (sorry not PC).
Posted by: Joemarine at June 03, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 10:14 PM (1z8ji)
I pray it won't happen, but if it does, that might be the proverbial straw. The vast majority of Oregon folks are just regular folks. Ranchers, farmers, hunters, fishermen. much like Colorado, the rot is in small areas, Portland, Salem, Eugene, Astoria. Central and eastern Oregon, in particular, want to become part of Greater Idaho.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Patches at June 03, 2026 10:25 PM (DBJDN)
Speaking of meteor craters, in 2029 asteroid Aphophis will come within GSO distance of earth (20K miles). Uncertainty in trajectory is now down to a couple km, and JPL assures no chance of impact in the next 100 years.
If Apophis hit, it would be around 2 GT, ~40 Tsar Bombas. That would be a region killer, but not a dino-killer global extinction event (although it would be a bitch for survivors for a while).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 10:26 PM (w6EFb)
It was an awesome program, but they don't do it anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:10 PM (u/oMr)
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And...if you picked up in country, the factory tour ended at the show room where your new car was waiting complete with a brass placard on the dash saying "Built for Mr Insert Name Here"
And wait! There's more. If you take a couple weeks and drive around Europe, you could ship the car back to the States at the used car rate.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2026 10:22 PM (D/6p1)
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I forgot to mention the Museum is located in Cody, Wyoming.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2026 10:27 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 03, 2026 10:28 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: That Guy. at June 03, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)
Triumph is the only good thing to come out of Canada.... and Rush ..... and April Wine .... and Sum41
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 10:28 PM (THY4u)
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Yep. You got tourist plates and a couple of weeks of free insurance. All of Western Europe is laid out before you.
It was a great trip.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:29 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:29 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:27 PM
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An X-Wing is currently hanging on display at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in DC. Don't think they have a TIE fighter though.
Posted by: TRex - use the force dino at June 03, 2026 10:30 PM (lm0r7)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2026 10:22 PM (D/6p1)
I grew up in Cody. Every year, before Memorial Day, they would have a free day for locals. I loved hanging out for the day. I would browse the firearms and such, but spent most of my time in the art gallery. So many C.M. Russell and Fredric Remington, and so many more artists. They had a whole aisle of Russell letters to friends and family, and he would include quick watercolor sketches along the margins. Even his letters were works of art.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2026 10:31 PM (CjhZR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 10:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:27 PM
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An X-Wing is currently hanging on display at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in DC. Don't think they have a TIE fighter though.
Posted by: TRex - use the force dino at June 03, 2026 10:30 PM (lm0r7)
They posted two videos on YouTube in May. One showed the display, and the other showed the assembly process.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:32 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2026 10:35 PM (UNxfE)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:35 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
My dad was a member for the time he worked at PPG. Went to dinner and lunch there several times. I remember one of their signature desserts was Grand Marnier soufflé.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2026 10:35 PM (lJ0H4)
I won't be doing that one again...
Small wineries and distilleries are a good value - most are free and free booze.
They like to loosen you up a bit before the tour spits you into the liquor store.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 10:36 PM (/lPRQ)
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I think that measure is an op so Tina Kotek can oppose and save us all if we vote for her. I think she already said she would veto it if it somehow passes. The thing is conservatives Ed Diehl, Chris Dudley, and Christine Drazan will definitely veto this measure and they aren't buddies with crazy activists that wrote it and forged a bunch of signatures like Tina Kotek is.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 10:36 PM (THY4u)
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Max Webster
Loverboy
Men Without Hats
Red Rider
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 10:36 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr+re)
Exact time of Apophis closest approach will April 12, 2028 21:45Z, or 5:45PM EDT. Peak brightness will be roughly 3.1 magnitude. But it will be daylight here in NA and by the time it gets dark it will had dimmed to much. Europe and Africa and maybe some of SA will get a naked view.
And that is a Friday. So Friday the 13th.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 10:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)
Let's not forget Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2026 10:39 PM (Jr+re)
Anyone know?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 03, 2026 10:39 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I grew up in Canton.
You made the right choice.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:40 PM (CIjhx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (O0L8i)
The Ukrainians have been using drones to strike deeper into Russia, with the latest attacks hitting St. Petersburg.
The Russians continue to hammer them with drones and missiles, while very, very slowly advancing on the ground.
The Russians continue to hope the Ukrainians will finally collapse, and the Ukrainians continue to hope the war will spread and Europe will rescue them.
Meanwhile, the Iranians are taking notes.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 03, 2026 10:40 PM (tgmul)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr+re)
Yeah I figured I would need a couple days to see everything. There's a shitload of things to see there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:41 PM (snZF9)
Anyone know?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)
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The Paolo, he like to use, how you say, the main entrance.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 03, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
The National Comedy Center/Museum in Jamestown, NY is $37 for an adult.
That noted comedy got bed of Jamestown NY
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 10:42 PM (gQKJe)
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Max Webster
Loverboy
Men Without Hats
Red Rider
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I Mother Earth
https://youtu.be/fmxbaHXOXGw
The Tea Party
https://youtu.be/BLTeP9TIKxA
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
Red Rider
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 10:36 PM (jehhT)
Men Without Hats was Canadian? I assumed Limey.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Anyone know?
Posted by: Diogenes
Yes two in downtown PHX that I know of...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2026 10:43 PM (UNxfE)
SR-71
B-52
Most F- fighters
Mock ups of bombs
Extensive gun display
etc.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 10:43 PM (jehhT)
The National Comedy Center/Museum in Jamestown, NY is $37 for an adult.
That noted comedy got bed of Jamestown NY
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I hope they limit the exhibits to Museum-Quality Comedy.
No Amy Schumer
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:43 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: rickb223
How much $$$ for that tour?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Carry on.
Posted by: TRex - ring a ding ding dino at June 03, 2026 10:45 PM (lm0r7)
Posted by: rickb223
How much $$$ for that tour?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)
I wonder what former NBA player Carmelo Anthony thinks of all this bullshit.
Damn. Could have named the kid Magic or Shaquille.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:47 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 03, 2026 10:40 PM (tgmul)
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Insanity of epic proportions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Nope.
Posted by: TRex - power chord dino at June 03, 2026 10:48 PM (lm0r7)
https://youtu.be/fsZ8QbmmAzE
Posted by: mikeski notes that's a compliment in Canadian at June 03, 2026 10:48 PM (VHUov)
Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?
Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 10:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
They have some hands on stuff as well mostly geared towards hobbiests and some kids stuff too.
I had fun, and I didn't think I would. How they got their hands on ancient Egyptian glass is curious.
Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 10:49 PM (dIske)
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Did the USS Midway a few years ago in San Diego. It was worth it, but the Midway class was sort of an "in-between" class that was comprised of only three carriers. A bridge between the swarm of Essex-class carriers commissioned in WWII and the first super carriers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:49 PM (u/oMr)
Nope.
Posted by: TRex - power chord dino
If you are up that way, tour the USS Cod instead - it's nearby. Only $12 admission and damn well worth it if you've never been in a WWII Gato class sub.
I don't know how a crew could tolerate a combat patrol in one of those things but they did.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:51 PM (CIjhx)
Thank you for content Mr. TRex
Interesting times here in the once golden state. Personally I think the media is reading far too much into Hilton's and Pratt's election results. All the fur lefties who voted for Steyer and the L. A. city council chick ain't gonna cross over to the right and vote for either one. I doubt they'll break 40%. Sorry to be a downer but I just don't see it. Maybe I'm wrong..,,,Just my opinion. What do I know? I'm just some unemployed beach bum....,,hee hee hee
Starting to get ready for big family trip to Yosemite Valley. I think we'll have close to twenty of us up there.
Hope it don't tip over.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 10:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Cicero
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And one of them named after a stinkin' commie
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2026 10:52 PM (hPuc0)
There's a possibility that Apophis will fragment due to tidal forces when it gets so close. And you might wonder if that would alter things enough to make a future impact likely. However, JPL and the boys assure us that a fragmentation still won't thread any keyholes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Lord Percy at June 03, 2026 10:53 PM (T8RPZ)
Posted by: Case at June 03, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:55 PM (2WIwB)
The lovely Mrs. blew a Christmas bulb and I tried my hand at a glass flower. Quite honestly though, I Georgia O'Keefe it and the young woman instructing me noticed it too. We laughed our asses off about it. I believe her initial comment was "Oh my!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:55 PM (CIjhx)
The man is correct!
Posted by: RandomDave at June 03, 2026 10:55 PM (aJQbY)
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Fenton Glass
Depression era. Defunct. But has a presence in Williamstown, WV. Gift shop IIRC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 10:55 PM (jehhT)
Admission is free but parking will run you about $20.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 10:56 PM (u/oMr)
Had dinner. Watched the start of a new series with the man who puts up with me. Then realized I thought it was Friday vs Wednesday.
In the recent progression of confusing days since the near cholera, this is progress as at least I am moving forward vs thinking it was Monday.
The good news is our baby girl, without the help of her highly respected pediatrician professor (who still wears a mask I was told), has decided to be cured on her own without her stinking doctor's help.
In Ace's Cafe I realized the confusion when I wished him a happy weekend. I mean, he could take off two days with my permission now. You all could.
All is well. No new disasters. Eldest son found a new job a week ago. Son is still in Australia and I have not read of any horrors there. To be honest I've been too busy to know what is going on and may keep it that way til tomorrow, which is Thursday.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 10:56 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:56 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
There's a possibility that Apophis will fragment due to tidal forces when it gets so close. And you might wonder if that would alter things enough to make a future impact likely. However, JPL and the boys assure us that a fragmentation still won't thread any keyholes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)
Man, I know how Apophis feels. I've been trying not to fragment due to tidal forces for so long now.
Posted by: guy who knows how Apophis feels at June 03, 2026 10:58 PM (lZt8q)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur)
It features paintings and bronzes primarily by Frederic Remington and Charles M. Russell. Amon Carter Museum of American Art is a close second.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:59 PM (CIjhx)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 10:56 PM (WONhk)
If it helps, you could either read Norse mythology about Thor - or watch the Thor movies. I hope Thor doesn't make you sore.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:55 PM (CIjhx)
Indeed. Did you keep it?
I forget, was Georgia a lesbo?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 10:59 PM (WONhk)
I forget, was Georgia a lesbo?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
I believe Georgia took on all comers iykwimaityd.
Yes, I kept it! It holds an honored place on one of my bookshelves.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 11:00 PM (CIjhx)
A black woman wearing a pink top was escorted out by police on charges of trying to video the jury members.
If a jury got seated, the trial should start tomorrow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
Yes, the NSA has a museum. Just take the highway north from D.C. and it's one of the first exits.
Then you go one way for the museum and one way for the HQ. Make sure you don't miss the fork, like me, and wind up at the security checkpoint, with armed guards.
Posted by: frammish at June 03, 2026 11:02 PM (9aT4D)
I saw New World Monkeys open for the Banana Splits at Six Flag over Texas in 1975.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:02 PM (/+uur)
Hot fudge sundae on Tuesdae.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)
Yes, the NSA has a museum. Just take the highway north from D.C. and it's one of the first exits.
Then you go one way for the museum and one way for the HQ. Make sure you don't miss the fork, like me, and wind up at the security checkpoint, with armed guards.
Posted by: frammish at June 03, 2026 11:02 PM (9aT4D)
It is just past the Slauson Cutoff.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:03 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Tonypete
Proof that, in English, any noun can be verbed.
Posted by: mikeski, properly at June 03, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)
Depression era. Defunct. But has a presence in Williamstown, WV. Gift shop IIRC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
When my family lived in Parkersburg, W.Va, back in the late 50's, early 06's, we did the Fenton factory tour many times.
For a kid watching the glass blowing was pretty amazing. I remember they had a seconds shop and my sisters and I had quite a collection of little Knick Knacks.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2026 11:04 PM (lJ0H4)
However, since I have acute amnesia of time due to several layers of stress for six weeks to test my limits (I still have limits left but am not going to announce this to God), I could be wrong.
I thought we went in and gave a donation or lit a candle as we did in Notre Dame. It is possible I don't remember paying as I am not the boss of me for money. I also travel free and wild with no care.
The Pittsburgh scanner still cracks me up.
Thanks for the ONT and have a great weekend. I am just going to start saying this randomly on any given day.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)
Whatever happened to the Ukrainians? Left by the side of the road?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 10:11 PM (O0L8i)
Dropped like Savannah Guthrie's missing mom......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 11:06 PM (QGaXH)
If a jury got seated, the trial should start tomorrow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
"Escorted out"? What's wrong with "beat the shit out of her right there in the courtroom"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 11:06 PM (1z8ji)
A black woman wearing a pink top was escorted out by police on charges of trying to video the jury members.
If a jury got seated, the trial should start tomorrow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
He will be driving a Ferrari and in music videos by next Wednesday.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:06 PM (/+uur)
Disco was mostly dreck, yeah. But the bass line in "Don't Leave Me This Way" by Thelma Houston is amazing.
I had an unfortunate musical upbringing. I was born in '68, which means that I grew up listening to some of the worst music ever made. My parents, God love 'em, weren't into Zeppelin, Sabbath, or the Stones. No, I got a steady diet of top 40 pop-slop from my mother. My dad was a legitimate tough guy. Still is. But man, did he love disco. Donna Summer, KC & the Sunshine Band, the Bee Gees....I had no shot. No wonder I became a raging metalhead, lol. SLAYER!!!!
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at June 03, 2026 11:07 PM (xverI)
Yes, the NSA has a museum. Just take the highway north from D.C. and it's one of the first exits.
Then you go one way for the museum and one way for the HQ. Make sure you don't miss the fork, like me, and wind up at the security checkpoint, with armed guards.
Posted by: frammish at June 03, 2026 11:02 PM (9aT4D)
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At one time the NSA Ops1 building had the longest unobstructed corridor in the world. 980 feet It may still, but I've not been there in years.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 11:08 PM (2WIwB)
Fox 4 DFW is reporting the Batson challenge has been denied in jury selection for Anthony.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)
I was a teenager when it was built. My friends and I had marvelous times exploring. It's two miles from the house but I haven't been in this century except for a few dedications. My uncle's name is on the wall there dedicated to all who worked on the Saturn V and made notable contributions to the Space program.
OTOH, I have been to the National Naval Aviation Museum, Pensacola, FL many times until I lost the ability to walk without assistance. I took thousands of photographs knowing I'd never get to see them again if I didn't.
The National Museum of the Air Force, Dayton, OH can be viewed online in 3D although it is on my bucket list.
Also, FWIW, I worked on testing the Space Shuttle at all of the test stands as a subcontractor for Bendix Aerospace in the late 80's. It was an interesting time seeing the interior of the SRB and working around the External Tank, they were huge.
Free is good.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 03, 2026 11:09 PM (Q/FnY)
About 1 out of 5 black youth will kill you over slavery.
They think it happened last Friday and not 166 years ago.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:09 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 11:00 PM (CIjhx)
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May sell for millions one day!
At least Georgia was quieter about her activities vs that Eyebrow Artist from Mexico. Her unibrow really disturbs me. I want to pluck it really bad.
I also found a new Amazon series and the star has a facial mole I focus on. It's called Watch in Plain Sight and I like her but want to remove the mole.
I can't decide if this is a phobia I've had for years or what, but if there's a mole I am focused on it with tv people. Thankfully not in real life (I don't think I know anyone with a facial mole currently).
In reality it started with Obungo's facial mole. I am pretty sure this is correct.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:10 PM (2GVsD)
He will walk with $1 M
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur)
About 1 out of 5 black youth will kill you over slavery.
They think it happened last Friday and not 166 years ago.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:09 PM (/+uur)
At least 3/5.
It's in the Constitution!
Posted by: art. I, sec. 2 at June 03, 2026 11:14 PM (lZt8q)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:10 PM (2GVsD)
He will walk with $1 M
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur)
I'm hoping he loses his temper in court, and confesses.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Anna Puma
"Escorted out"? What's wrong with "beat the shit out of her right there in the courtroom"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bailiff, whack her peepee.
.....hey, it's 2026, there's a fair chance.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)
A National Park Pass won't work at Monument Valley, though. It looks like a NP, but it's not. Tribal land. A NP Pass will avail you nothing, I discovered. They LOVE to decline those and explain why those aren't accepted.
Also, when I was at Monument Valley, I had to drive to AZ to get a bottle of liquor. They do serve wine (wretched) in their dismal restaurant, where everything is either bean paste or tastes as if it were.
Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Not That I'm Judging at June 03, 2026 11:17 PM (lZt8q)
Triumph is the only good thing to come out of Canada.... and Rush ..... and April Wine .... and Sum41
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 10:28 PM (THY4u)
The Guess Who
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 11:17 PM (QGaXH)
https://youtu.be/h59lUTbuE1I
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)
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They put the females in the front. Makes the males run faster.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 11:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Not That I'm Judging at June 03, 2026 11:17 PM (lZt8q)
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She had backup.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
The invasive lizards have become a growing concern across the state due to their appetite to eat a variety of animals and ability to reproduce quickly.
Black-and-white Tegu
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 11:18 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: especially alex trebek at June 03, 2026 11:18 PM (lZt8q)
The trial is all about did Anthony act in self-defense when he pulled out the knife he brought to a track meet and stabbed to death Metcalf.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
In reality it started with Obungo's facial mole. I am pretty sure this is correct.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
The best moles have a few cat whisker like hairs growing out of them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: especially alex trebek at June 03, 2026 11:18 PM (lZt8q)
James Doohan and William Shatner might disagree.
Don't forget the Canadian Morons, either.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (rdVOm)
Also, when I was at Monument Valley, I had to drive to AZ to get a bottle of liquor. They do serve wine (wretched) in their dismal restaurant, where everything is either bean paste or tastes as if it were.
Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY)
Avoided Monument Valley on the road home. Went via Page and Kanab instead. Best way to see MV would be to hire a plane in Page. The road from Flagstaff to Page is littered with roadside stands peddling "Indian-made" jewelry and trinkets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (1z8ji)
t.ly/2bXJg
Their 3D simulator there infuriates me. It will by default lock on the selected object and give you some oblique view. The first thing you want to do is *unlock* the camera, then *reset* the camera. That will put the Sun in the center of the frame. Now grab screen with the mouse and drag it down to a polar view so you're looking down on the plane of the solar system. Now adjust the time and date to get close to 2029, adjust the speed if desired, and then let it run.
You'll see it almost hit earth. At that point you can adjust the view to the side and see the full 3D picture of how close it gets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 11:21 PM (0nHVk)
That's like, just your opinion, man.
Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 11:21 PM (rdVOm)
Carry on.
Posted by: TRex - ring a ding ding dino at June 03, 2026 10:45 PM (lm0r7)
Minuteman Missile National Historic Site was free as I recall and well worth a visit. Located same freeway exit as east entrance to Badlands Natl Park in South Dakota.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 11:22 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at June 03, 2026 11:07 PM (xverI)
kind of the same in my house. Mom and Dad loved Johnny Mathis, the Association, the Ventures. Dad also loved Gershwin, some classical, and some of the big band music. My parents were nerds. Their friends were huge fans of Elvis, The Beatles, the Stones, the Animals, etc.
But then came me: Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Scorpions (up to Blackout), Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth. And then it got even worse: Dimmu Borgir, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Venom, Kreator.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 11:22 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: especially alex trebek at June 03, 2026 11:18 PM (lZt8q)
James Doohan and William Shatner might disagree.
Don't forget the Canadian Morons, either.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)
I'm sorry, you didn't phrase this in the form of a question.
Posted by: especially alex trebek at June 03, 2026 11:23 PM (lZt8q)
CNN just had a 'defense expert' on who said the Military had and never would consider Race or Sex for Promotions...
They have had quotas for over 40 years. It was explicit. It was very wide spread. It was even ADVERTISED within the Navy itself... to diversify.
In my Job, Electronics Technician... which was about 90% White Men in the 80's... if you were Black or a Woman it was pretty much an automatic promotion to Chief Petty Officer...
Watched it happen for many years.
Gaslighting... pure and simple.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2026 11:23 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)
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Idiot. The lawyer should have used the Heimlich Maneuver.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 11:24 PM (u/oMr)
I'll likely turn in early as well. Shoulder was k1llin' me last night-- woke at 4am & took a dose of motrin-- didn't sleep well at all, except that last 10 minutes before the alarm clock sounded. LOL.
Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 11:25 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
Austin said N word and deserved to die.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)
The trial is all about did Anthony act in self-defense when he pulled out the knife he brought to a track meet and stabbed to death Metcalf.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Went stealing with a big ass knife, got caught, killed the guy who caught him, and claiming self-defense for killing the guy who caught him.
Seems like this happens a few times a year.
They need to teach better in elementary school - if you are engaged in crime you are the baddie, not the guy who tries to stop you.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 11:26 PM (/lPRQ)
There is a virtual tour of the Air force museum in Dayton Ohio, but it is currently down for some reason.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 03, 2026 11:27 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
Austin said N word and deserved to die.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)
If he gets off, does he have his GTA 6 likeness and money set up?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 11:27 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They're actually Indian-made.
In a sweat shop in Pune.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)
We drove all the way across Utah from Kanab to the Idaho line, and did only 20 miles on Interstate, I-80 from Tooele to I-215, aand north a couple of miles to the Legacy Parkway, and from there U.S. 89 and 91 through Ogden and Logan to the border.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 11:28 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 11:29 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They're actually Indian-made.
In a sweat shop in Pune.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)
They gave up their patrimony for beads. They're not exactly De Beers.
Posted by: especially alex trebek at June 03, 2026 11:29 PM (lZt8q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Did they have the coconut monkey banks?
Like a piggie bank, but it's a monkey made out of a coconut.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 11:26 PM (/lPRQ)
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You would need to start 50 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:30 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:30 PM (2GVsD)
Like a piggie bank, but it's a monkey made out of a coconut.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Don't know. Never stopped at a one of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 11:31 PM (1z8ji)
Like a piggie bank, but it's a monkey made out of a coconut.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
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That's hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2026 11:31 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
Thank you S F. Actual trip is in July so we have some time yet but these things must be planned very carefully....
First time we went wife was preggers with first child who is now in his mid-30's. Other family have been going over 60 years now, maybe 70. Not every year but frequently.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 11:32 PM (QGaXH)
CNN just had a 'defense expert' on who said the Military had and never would consider Race or Sex for Promotions...
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Gaslighting... pure and simple.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2026 11:23 PM (mP0Kj)
Yup. I was a medic in the Army, and our NCO was a pudgy Puerto Rican woman who was unable to pass a PT test, and hated men. My buddy and I were ignored for promotion or any kind of minor citations. And yet, another dullard woman (black) was promoted ahead of us, despite having been in country a shorter time. She was thick as a brick, in the head.
So, yeah, the double standard has been going on for a fucking long time in the military. A huge reason I did not reenlist after Desert Storm. I was fucking sick of it all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 11:33 PM (0aYVJ)
Gaslighting... pure and simple.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2026 11:23 PM (mP0Kj)
Yup.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
When I miss my nap my wife sets out orange cones around me.
Oh, how could I have forgotten - The Pencil Sharpener Museum in Logan, OH can't be missed.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 11:34 PM (CIjhx)
He will be driving a Ferrari and in music videos by next Wednesday.
Posted by: r hennigantx
I hope it's one of those electric ones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 11:34 PM (Cqx++)
If a jury got seated, the trial should start tomorrow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
"Escorted out"? What's wrong with "beat the shit out of her right there in the courtroom"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 11:06 PM (1z8ji)
How's bout 90 days in County and $20,000 fine for disrupting a trial?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah. XH was 'eligible' for PO2 in '84. PNA'd until finally getting advanced in '87. Of course, POCs with lower scores and less time were advanced ahead of him.
Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 11:36 PM (rdVOm)
So, yeah, the double standard has been going on for a fucking long time in the military. A huge reason I did not reenlist after Desert Storm. I was fucking sick of it all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 11:33 PM (0aYVJ)
What was the term from back in the day, EENCOs?
Posted by: It Is Known at June 03, 2026 11:36 PM (lZt8q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 11:34 PM (Cqx++)
I hope he gets shot driving it
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 11:37 PM (/+uur)
Still miss my Guadalcanal vet docent colleague from the days as docent at the Flying Leathernecks' museum. And the other WWII vets who volunteered or visited.
And some of the visitors. A 50-something Chinese-American guy brought his elderly grandfather. The father instantly recognized the TBF, pointing and saying (in Chinese to his son) "that's one, that's one!". Son explained his dad was a kid living next to a Japanese airfield on Taiwan (Formosa) during Task Force 38's rampage in the region in 1945. The boys cheered the US planes strafing the Japanese airfield - and the mothers went nuts to shut the kids up and get them inside, of course!
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 11:38 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 11:39 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2026 11:20 PM (/lPRQ)
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That kind really sends me...have mercy!
Now that I think deeply, perhaps it was the Walton's that got me started on my mole deal.
Did John Boy ever have his removed?
It's really gotten to the point I want to tell strangers they need a certain mole checked for melanoma vs just whacking them off with a scalpel if near a mouth and the sticking out kind like Obungo's.
Onward!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 11:41 PM (WONhk)
Free is good.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 03, 2026 11:09 PM (Q/FnY)
Gmac- I worked at the Bendix plant in North Hollywood back in the '80's. Now they send me a smallish check every month. They're gone but the pension survives....
Also - my first 'new' car was a Pontiac financed thru GMAC....if that is what your nic refers to...,
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 11:42 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 11:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 11:44 PM (x4yF4)
I've never been to McKinney, TX, but it doesn't sound like Bad Leroy Brown country.
Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 11:44 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED A CODE RED....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 11:45 PM (QGaXH)
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