Seattle's Communist Woke Wallflower Mayor Says She Refuses to Investigate Medicaid Fraud In Her City Because That Would Hurt Our Precioius Nomadic Pirates

Seattle socialist mayor will NOT investigate fraud at Somali-run daycare centers, calls it attack on immigrants
"This whole issue is not really about fraud," said Wilson. "It's about dividing and conquering. It's about making an immigrant community a target."
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson said the city has no intention of investigating fraud claims in taxpayer-funded social programs, claiming the concerns are an effort to target immigrant communities rather than address legitimate financial irregularities.
In an interview with KOMO News, Wilson was asked if she had authorized the Seattle Police Department or the city's Office of Immigrant and Refugee Affairs to investigate fraud charges involving daycare providers, particularly those in Somali and other immigrant communities. The mayor responded: "No."
"This whole issue is not really about fraud," said Wilson. "It's about dividing and conquering. It's about making an immigrant community a target. There's no reason to assume based on the identity of a daycare operator that their small business is doing anything wrong."
She added that "it's problematic to have random people showing up to daycares" and emphasized that "the fear in the Somali community is real" and "the fear in immigrant communities are real," saying her administration is "taking that very seriously."

Huh, how about that. She's saying it's the Somalis who would be found responsible for defrauding the Americans living next to them and stealing from them.

And then she applies the usual Democrat Rule that Minorities Are Immune from the Law and Allowed to Steal and Kill without Consequence.

#BecauseRacism.

Plus, an exclusive from Alpha News: Somalis are fake employees at fake businesses claiming fake injuries to, get this, pillage and loot from actual American taxpayers.

EXCLUSIVE: Former Minnesota employee reveals suspected fraud scheme of 'fake injuries' at Somali businesses
With the benefit of hindsight, Janeen Balsimo thought, "wow, so the fraud went as far as the employee was a fake employee, probably with fake injuries, because there is no people at these places."
ByDr. JC Chaix and Liz Collin
It's perhaps yet another kind of Somali fraud that we haven't heard much about, and one that may involve fake businesses, fake injuries, and fake workers' comp claims.
Janeen Balsimo retired in the fall after working as a Minnesota state employee for nearly 30 years. She joined Liz Collin on her podcast.
Balsimo spent her last years at the Department of Human Services (DHS) in the Tort Recovery Unit as a tort specialist.
She said that she wanted to blow the whistle on workers' comp cases after what she noticed the last couple of years at her job--as hindsight and the exposure of fraud throughout Minnesota provided even more perspective.
Balsimo explained how she "recovered taxpayer dollars where another party should have been paying for the bills. For instance, like auto accidents or work comp. So we would get cases from attorneys representing the client."
"And then when the case would settle, we would get paid, the attorney would get paid his fees. DHS would get paid our portion. And then the client would be awarded whatever type of injury that they had back, usually got more awards than neck or arm. So they would get anywhere from $20,000 to $150,000 for their award for their injuries," Balsimo explained.
However, she noticed a strange trend emerging in her normally routine work. "About a year ago, I can remember my caseloads of Somalian cases were going way up. They were going up so much I even confided in another coworker. She had noticed it as well," Balsimo said.
She said "that's when I noticed my Somali cases, they all worked at a daycare center, an adult care center, a hospice or an autism center. And I found that really strange and they ended in the LLC because I had to keep typing it over and over and it was just really strange to me."
"Then I retired a few weeks before the Nick Shirley exposure ... and one day I was watching a video and I noticed the names of the businesses he was investigating. And they looked really familiar. Like I almost remember the name of the businesses just by typing them all the time and just dealing with them. And I could not believe it ... it all came together, Balsimo said.
"I went, oh my gosh, this was like a wow moment. These cases were probably fraudulent," she added.

Kommissar Katie Wilson said the city will not be looking into any “day cares fraud”….

….meanwhile she’s going back for a $1.3 BILLION tax levy to fund more day cares…. pic.twitter.com/0KM9QXNjWP
— PNW Conservative (@PNWConservative) May 27, 2026

It's Friday! We made it!

PS, another Double Crow Day. And they're coming back now.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:11 PM

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1 She is like the definition of figurehead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)

2 They have pirate DNA. Can't stop them from stealing.

Posted by: huerfano at May 29, 2026 12:12 PM (VJX5o)

3 Boss, that one linked story inset is a link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:12 PM (bss/y)

4 Or rather the inset story is ALL link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:13 PM (bss/y)

5 I f**king hate that word "community."

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

6 ... and humanity was saved from the red font menace at the last moment by a rag-tag company of redundant closing tags. This is their story.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 12:14 PM (3uBP9)

7 Fraud isn't a bad thing, as long as the money goes to the right people.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 29, 2026 12:14 PM (MNCvZ)

8 No one is above the law, except...

Posted by: toddg at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (ceFtv)

9 Kommissar Katie Wilson said the city will not be looking into any “day cares fraud”….

….meanwhile she’s going back for a $1.3 BILLION tax levy to fund more day cares….

It seems she can't start a sentence without "so..." or end one without "right?". What an ignoranamus.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

10 You got a real peach there, Seattle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (guGkK)

11
What she's saying is destruction of civilization is her goal. Not even hiding it.

Posted by: Auspex at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Y8DZL)

12 I look at Katie Wilson and I think of Gary Larson. Weird.

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Gqar8)

13 PS, another Double Crow Day. And they're coming back now.

How many do you need for a pie?

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Kwjzk)

14 Do Katie Wilson's mom and dad still bring her lunch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:16 PM (guGkK)

15 There shouldn't be a single Somalian in this country.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Y6K7e)

16 I look at Katie Wilson and I think of Gary Larson. Weird.

Huh, I look at her and I think of Zippy the Pinhead.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

17
It will certainly be a day for celebration when these lefty criminal politicians get strung up to street lamps while their immigrant heathen army gets massacred in the streets.

Not that I'm going to start that little celebration myself, but I also won't lift a finger to stop it when it happens.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2026 12:16 PM (1xk0I)

18 Babylon Bee has a very good headline on fraud:

https://tinyurl.com/bddmhhsy

I wonder which state has the lowest level of fraud?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (7RYym)

19 I read things like this, and it dawns on me (for like the 100th time), that everything we were told about illegals is wrong. Whatever number they told us, you can add a "zero" to the end of it.

Literally entire city and even state economies are based on illegals and the fetid remoras of graft and theft and political payola and patronage that infests them. Without illegals, probably 1/4 of the blue cities in the country would collapse. Literally. The cities would be ghost towns and the money flow would stop. That's why Democraps fight so hard to protect and enable illegals. It's there entire lifeblood.

I keep raising my estimate of how many illegals there are in the country. I'm not at about 75 million.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

20 I will join Ace in celebrating double crow day.

With some Old Crow

Make mine a double

Posted by: Celebratory Miklos at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (z+O9Y)

21 There shouldn't be a single Somalian in this country.

I have asked this before: What is there of value that Somalians bring to this country?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (guGkK)

22 Crow 2: The Corvidining

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (mkw2N)

23 19 I read things like this, and it dawns on me (for like the 100th time), that everything we were told about illegals is wrong. Whatever number they told us, you can add a "zero" to the end of it.

Literally entire city and even state economies are based on illegals and the fetid remoras of graft and theft and political payola and patronage that infests them. Without illegals, probably 1/4 of the blue cities in the country would collapse. Literally. The cities would be ghost towns and the money flow would stop. That's why Democraps fight so hard to protect and enable illegals. It's there entire lifeblood.

I keep raising my estimate of how many illegals there are in the country. I'm not at about 75 million.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

======

Bovino, former head of ICE, says it's 100 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (7RBt4)

24 I despise the fact that we keep importing garbage people and expect diversity to magically make our nation perfect.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

25 24 I despise the fact that we keep importing garbage people and expect diversity to magically make our nation perfect.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

======

Well, we have stopped.

At least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (7RBt4)

26 Smack her in the forehead with a 2 by 12.

Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (qwype)

27 Wilson’s bio is like a recipe book for Wokeness. From her birth every ingredient for Stalinist was included.

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (Gqar8)

28 I always thought Heckle and Jeckle were crows, but according to Wiki, they're yellow-billed magpies.

So still corvids, but not crows.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

29 The point of Democratic governance is to loot the taxpayers.

Why would they investigate their clients?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)

30
PS, another Double Crow Day. And they're coming back now.
-----
How many do you need for a pie?
Posted by: Kratwurst

Four and twenty, baked in a pie....

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2026 12:19 PM (1xk0I)

31 Does the mayor actually have to order the police or investigators to investigate lawbreaking?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 29, 2026 12:19 PM (Vh9CX)

32 Willowed from #196 in previous thread.

How many bad/terrible Republican Senators are in each Senate since the 112th Congress:

112th: ~26 Senators
113th: ~25 Senators
114th: ~30 Senators
115th: ~30 Senators (Trump's first term)
116th: ~25 Senators
117th: ~24 Senators
118th: ~20 Senators
119th: ~19 Senators
120th (if the map has zero changes): ~15 Senators

It's better than that, because the squishes were a majority of the GOP caucus in Trump 1, and now they're a minority. Minorities who want to stick around have a habit of going along with the majority.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

33 OT: Top of Insty

https://instapundit.com/800035/

We do not do enough mocking and hatred of Jane Fonda.

She's an evil bitch and she wasn't even hot in Barbarella.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

34 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:16 PM (guGkK)

I find it so strange that both she and Mandami can get elected to become Mayors of their cities without any significant work experience.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2026 12:20 PM (7RYym)

35 I f**king hate that word "community."
Posted by: Bulg

You have to pronounce it "Commooonity"

Posted by: Miklos tipped the bartender extra because it is a triple Old Crow at May 29, 2026 12:20 PM (z+O9Y)

36 Bovino, former head of ICE, says it's 100 million.

And keep in mind after Trump and co deported 2m of them there is almost no effect on the number of people employed in the US

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

37 Well she's both stupid and a communist hack fraud. So none of this surprises me.

She welcomes chasing companies out of Seattle.

Burn Seattle, burn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 12:20 PM (xcxpd)

38 I will bet that 30%+ of every blue city budget is funded directly by these fraudulent reimbursements.

For every $1 that goes into the hand of a Somali, $2 are going into the local government coffers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 12:20 PM (73/SM)

39 Katie Wilson when asked about the possibility of millionaires fleeing due to WA policies.

"Bye!"
*waves*
*giggles*

http://tiny.cc/01a4101

Seattle elected a Reddit mod.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)

40 Minorities who want to stick around have a habit of going along with the majority.
Posted by: Archimedes

Oh no, infidel

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, freelance Mahdi at May 29, 2026 12:21 PM (z+O9Y)

41 So if we have 100 million illegals floating around, just how many people ARE there in this place?

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 12:21 PM (Gqar8)

42 Ace Two Crow son of Joe Medicine Crow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)

43 39 Katie Wilson when asked about the possibility of millionaires fleeing due to WA policies.

"Bye!"
*waves*
*giggles*

http://tiny.cc/01a4101

Seattle elected a Reddit mod.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)

#Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

44 James Talarico
@jamestalarico
Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.
He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!
I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

-
He IS the Baconeater!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

45 Henry Fonda was a leftie bastard, too.

Peter was the only member of that family who was tolerable.

Oh, and Bridget in her prime.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

46 So, roughly a quarter of our population is illegal.

Fuck.

It 'seems' like it has changed here (from employees coming in the door, mainly) but that could just be a psychological reinforcement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

47 Her Honor is certainly unfortunate-looking.

aw hell
she ugly
she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (ZxPkt)

48 Remember when Patty Murray said Osama Bin Laden was popular because he paid for day care?

Maybe she meant this kind of wink wink daycare

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

49 33 OT: Top of Insty

https://instapundit.com/800035/

We do not do enough mocking and hatred of Jane Fonda.

She's an evil bitch and she wasn't even hot in Barbarella.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

hey now...she's evil but let's not doubt our eyes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

50 Seattle socialist mayor will NOT investigate fraud at Somali-run daycare centers, calls it attack on immigrants

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"The First Amendment Guarantees The Right To Loot And Kill Whitey, But Mostly Kill Whitey! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

/Justice Affirmative Action Jackson

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (BGLxh)

51 Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.
He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!
I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

He says this after he literally said the campaign was meatless. Is he not part of the campaign?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

52 I don't recall ever meeting a Somali in real life.

I suspect they are simply a figment of imagination made manifest by a malevolent cosmic entity....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)

53 For every $1 that goes into the hand of a Somali, $2 are going into the local government coffers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

The "frictional" cost of employing the army of blue haired administrators and political graft

Posted by: Miklos does Econ 101 at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (z+O9Y)

54 Didn't Cali and Washington recently make it illegal to investigate and report fraud?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (XV/Pl)

55
For every $1 that goes into the hand of a Somali, $2 are going into the local government coffers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Whatever happened to "sooner or later you run out of other people's money"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (Cqx++)

56 "This whole issue is not really about fraud," said Wilson. "It's about dividing and conquering. It's about making an immigrant community a target."

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"THE OPPRESSED" HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF "THE OPPRESSORS!"

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (BGLxh)

57 I keep raising my estimate of how many illegals there are in the country. I'm not at about 75 million.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

We know with certainty - from Descano's testimony to Congress - that Fairfax is 20% 'deportable.'

Extrapolate that out and work from there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (Kdi1r)

58
Within 48 hours of the fraud being exposed in Minnesota, a local Seattle reporter found five Somali run day cares with...you guessed it...no kids.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (2WIwB)

59 hey now...she's evil but let's not doubt our eyes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

Like rubbing a hotdog on the side of a train tunnel, even then dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

60 Oh, and Bridget in her prime.

It's astonishing what she looks like today.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

61 You can go to the Washington state website and lookup daycare providers and see the languages the providers speak. Of those listing a language, about 20% says Somali, which is more than any other language other than English, even though Somalis make up less than 1% of the areas population, way less than Hispanic and multiple Asian communities, Chinese, Korean, south east Asians etc.

For someone who administers the daycare provider for the state, to see that and to not have it be a massive red flag is either incompetence or its corrupt. There is no option C

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 29, 2026 12:24 PM (WX3pP)

62 He IS the Baconeater!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Let me think about this

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at May 29, 2026 12:24 PM (z+O9Y)

63 I see reddit is onboard with Seattle's tax the rich crap...

Wait until a bunch of MSFT/AMZ wives realize this means THEM

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

64 *Golly!*

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (wVcYX)

65
Didn't Cali and Washington recently make it illegal to investigate and report fraud?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

The "anti Nick Shirley" law.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (Cqx++)

66 .
Somali Pirate Learing Center fraud is an interstate activity which should be covered by RICO, (Return Insidiots to Country of Origin.)

Posted by: Marooned at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (kt8QE)

67 52 I don't recall ever meeting a Somali in real life.

I suspect they are simply a figment of imagination made manifest by a malevolent cosmic entity....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)

We have a few of them at work. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed- at least ours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

68 It's a wonder she remembers to breathe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (TZz9Q)

69 > Bovino, former head of ICE, says it's 100 million.

Has anyone else noticed, besides the obvious reduced ratio of white people to everyone else, and the en-fattening, that people just don't seem as attractive as they were a few decades ago?

I see cuties at my gym, but anytime I'm out in public, it's just a sea of unremarkable to downright ugly.

One notable exception is when I went to NASA's launch site in FL. Lots of good looking people there.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

70 >>> Refuses to Investigate Medicaid Fraud

Draft the charges for accessory before, during, and after the fact for fraud.
Send them the draft and advise that they will be revised as needed after the investigation and arrests begun as it is obvious she is a part of it. Saying out loud that you are cooperating in a conspiracy to defraud the government does not absolve you of engaging in it...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (/lPRQ)

71 "I f**king hate that word "community."
Posted by: Bulg "

Obama stared that to make all the Dems precious victim groups seeking money and benefits and power sound so nice neighborly, people you'd trust like to know. Just like all the people in Mayberry.

Posted by: Ripley at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (GUOwU)

72 Whatever happened to "sooner or later you run out of other people's money"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (Cqx++)
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I guess that doesn't apply when the government printing presses are on overdrive....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (gnNyN)

73 Whatever happened to "sooner or later you run out of other people's money"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

37 trillion in Federal debt

Posted by: Miklos does Econ 102 at May 29, 2026 12:26 PM (z+O9Y)

74 Somali Pirate Learing Center fraud is an interstate activity which should be covered by RICO, (Return Insidiots to Country of Origin.)
Posted by: Marooned at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (kt8QE)

Especially with money being funneled out of country through the airport.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

75 EXCLUSIVE: Former Minnesota employee reveals suspected fraud scheme of 'fake injuries' at Somali businesses

-----------

Everybody knows that Every Somali suffers from some form of Autism and must therefore become A Ward of The State.

OUT: The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations.
IN: The Soft Bigotry of Low IQs.

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at May 29, 2026 12:26 PM (BGLxh)

76 I keep raising my estimate of how many illegals there are in the country. I'm not at about 75 million.
======
Bovino, former head of ICE, says it's 100 million.
--
Bovino is right:

If the U.S. had maintained a pure replacement fertility rate of 2.1 children per woman from 1970 onward, with no net immigration, the population today would be approximately:
≈ 218 – 222 million

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 12:26 PM (73/SM)

77 I read things like this, and it dawns on me (for like the 100th time), that everything we were told about illegals is wrong. Whatever number they told us, you can add a "zero" to the end of it.

Literally entire city and even state economies are based on illegals and the fetid remoras of graft and theft and political payola and patronage that infests them. Without illegals, probably 1/4 of the blue cities in the country would collapse. Literally. The cities would be ghost towns and the money flow would stop. That's why Democraps fight so hard to protect and enable illegals. It's there entire lifeblood.

I keep raising my estimate of how many illegals there are in the country. I'm not at about 75 million.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

======

Bovino, former head of ICE, says it's 100 million.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (7RBt4)
______

I can believe that. Especially if you include technically "legal" immigrants that lied on their visa applications, like that worm Ilhan Omar, in the total number.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

78 "This whole issue is not really about fraud," said Wilson. "It's about dividing and conquering. It's about making an immigrant community a target. There's no reason to assume based on the identity of a daycare operator that their small business is doing anything wrong."
>>>
Narrator: It's really about fraud. Only about fraud. All the doo-dah day!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2026 12:26 PM (wVcYX)

79 Peter Fonda is in a movie I am very fond of Race With the DevilWarren Oates the other lead, Loretta Switt as one of the wives.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2026 12:26 PM (YwEeS)

80 Immigrant community Katie ? Doing the fraud Americans won't do...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:27 PM (yLn/F)

81 What does insty use for comments? It is completely infiltrated by shitlibs. And hierarchical sorted comments are shit because it favors shitlibs blowing things up. Why would anyone tolerate that?

oh,... disqus OFC

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 12:28 PM (3uBP9)

82 Didn't Cali and Washington recently make it illegal to investigate and report fraud?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (XV/Pl)

***

In Olympia, they tried. The result was a proposed bill that would have shielded the personal information of child care providers to prevent harassment. The goal was to aggressively police anyone trying to find out if the typical immigrant run day care was corrupt.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 12:28 PM (2WIwB)

83 80 Immigrant community Katie ? Doing the fraud Americans won't do...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:27 PM (yLn/F)

Remember, she is also getting her beak wet in all this fraud. That is the key for all of these fucktards. It is why California went so apeshit about investigating the fraud. I would expect that while the federal budget is half graft, Cali's is probably 75-80%.

It's fraud all the way down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

84 Afternoon Ace.
When you elect a theater kid Marxist with no practical experience beyond living off her academic parents, you can't expect intelligent governance. And Seattle therefore will not get intelligent governance anytime soon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (SW0z7)

85 I don't recall ever meeting a Somali in real life.

I suspect they are simply a figment of imagination made manifest by a malevolent cosmic entity....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)
____

I've met a few, including one I've mentioned before: a real hottie who was on billboards in Times Square. Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

86 100 million extra people.
With no ties to America or interest in becoming Americans.
80%+ on some form of public benefits.
Perfectly comfortable living in crime and squalor.

Now you can see:
- Why we have $38 trillion in debt
- Nothing is better
- and there's no money for anything you voted for

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (73/SM)

87 Smack her in the forehead with a 2 by 12.
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2026 12:18 PM (qwype)

That would constitute cruel and unusual punishment - to the 2x12.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (qx7Zg)

88 PS, another Double Crow Day. And they're coming back now.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:11 PM
---
Is it the crow couple from yesterday? I wonder which came first.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 29, 2026 12:30 PM (cWLG3)

89 Obama stared that to make all the Dems precious victim groups seeking money and benefits and power sound so nice neighborly, people you'd trust like to know. Just like all the people in Mayberry.

But Floyd didn't run a government-subsidized barber shop with no barber chairs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:30 PM (+5YP2)

90 81 What does insty use for comments? It is completely infiltrated by shitlibs. And hierarchical sorted comments are shit because it favors shitlibs blowing things up. Why would anyone tolerate that?

oh,... disqus OFC
Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 12:28 PM (3uBP9)

I don't see it as too bad as far as mix. There are a lot of fringe comments both ways that would get a banning from Senor CBD with his Ban Maracas. (Just had a mental image of a Jewish guy with a sombrero and a glued on pencil mustache.)

But the comment system is not pleasing to my eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

91 44 James Talarico
@jamestalarico
-
He IS the Baconeater!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026

Again, Talerico is such a man's man, he uses a knife and fork to eat bananas.

Seattle will just get me too worked up.

Gutfeld had Spencer Pratt on yesterday. Ordinary guy, unpolished which is a big plus. He calls himself the "Look around" candidate asking people if they are disgusted by what they see. Doesn't give a damn about celebrity endorsements.

Wanted to avoid national things but realise the national attention will help get out the vote for him to counter Dem ballot harvesting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (Sco7b)

92 Is it the crow couple from yesterday? I wonder which came first.

Probably the egg. Or the crow. One of those.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

93 Ace, just make sure the Crows don't drag any Arapahos or Blackfeet along. Cause then they'll demand whisky and star rain-dancing on your porch and shit.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

94 52 I don't recall ever meeting a Somali in real life.

I suspect they are simply a figment of imagination made manifest by a malevolent cosmic entity....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)

Never met one, either, but saw a bodycam video yesterday of a Somali-looking dude managing to yeet his SUV off of an overpass in Washington (state).

Posted by: XTC at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (iXqHn)

95 It'll be interesting to see a sweeping effect of clearing up fraud and immigration from red states through purple states into blue states over the next few years.

And the country as a whole just getting redder.

3 million people left last year. How many had driver's licenses, legal driver's licenses. How many were also registered to vote because of Motor Voter? How many just...voted? With or without realizing that they shouldn't?

How has that buoyed the Democrat Party itself?

I'm not saying it's everything, but I am asserting that it's part of it. Will another year and another 3 million leaving mean that...30,000 illegally registered but legally voting individuals leave? 60,000? 300,000? A million?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (7RBt4)

96 This type fraud is so much easier than their pirates on the opens seas. No climbing on a ship with razor wire and probably weapons to stop them, just a little paperwork and $millions arrive in the mail.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (vbXSk)

97 I've met a few, including one I've mentioned before: a real hottie who was on billboards in Times Square. Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

Outliers. It's like that unearthly beautiful gal who was on the cover of National Geographic (gorgeous eyes.) She was from something like Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

98 One notable exception is when I went to NASA's launch site in FL. Lots of good looking people there.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

Miami is the city of breasts.
Shockingly large numbers of hot girls there, compared to elsewhere in the country. And they are showing the girls off constantly. And I mean like....normal hot girls not pros. Like real estate agents are showing cleavage proudly.

This is what they took from us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

99
Remember, she is also getting her beak wet in all this fraud.

And what a beak it is!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (Cqx++)

100 Kommissar Katie Wilson said the city will not be looking into any “day cares fraud”….

….meanwhile she’s going back for a $1.3 BILLION tax levy to fund more day cares….

What she's saying is she's getting some of that money, so she's cranking up the amount now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

101 Seattle communities are going to need more barricades.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (XB1Qt)

102 But Floyd didn't run a government-subsidized barber shop with no barber chairs.
Posted by: Cicero

But he DOES have a government-subsidized gift shop in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

103 97 I've met a few, including one I've mentioned before: a real hottie who was on billboards in Times Square. Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

Outliers. It's like that unearthly beautiful gal who was on the cover of National Geographic (gorgeous eyes.) She was from something like Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

Afghanistan, during the Russian invasion years.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (cWLG3)

104 Ace, just make sure the Crows don't drag any Arapahos or Blackfeet along. Cause then they'll demand whisky and star rain-dancing on your porch and shit.

If you wanna see my rain dance, you have to put dollar bills in my wampum bag.

Posted by: Gray Beaver at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

105 Apparently I've got you beat, Ace: My husband saw a DEER in our yard this morning. We live in the middle of a town of over 6,000 people! I suspect our neighbors two blocks away are to blame, since they're the "grow your own food" type and they grow corn. JT The Wonder Dog is ecstatic, since he's never had this type of friend before.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she could have seen JT's reaction at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (Wt5PA)

106 Democrat Party should simply rebrand as the Looter Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (ZpG08)

107 ot: "Funk Comptroller

I met him at Pitt.

We need the Funk
gotta have some Funk

I barely graduated.

Posted by: DaveA at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (FhXTo)

108 Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.

You found the one that isn't inbred. Congratulations!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (2ocoG)

109 X isn't real life, and the whole ratio game is stupid, but I do find this interesting:

https://x.com/HouseDemocrats/status/
2060058873268953397

"@HouseDemocrats
Last year, Republicans gave ICE $140 billion.

Now, Republicans want to give ICE $70 billion more.

Your taxpayer dollars are funding an out-of-control mass deportation machine."

About 1,000 likes and more than 4,000 comments mostly that seem to rag on the post and want more deportations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (7RBt4)

110 > Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.

The Mars Attacks shaped-head is not attractive.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (mkw2N)

111 I don't recall ever meeting a Somali in real life.

I suspect they are simply a figment of imagination made manifest by a malevolent cosmic entity....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)

***

My last assignment in the Army was in Somalia.
I can testify that it is indeed a complete and total shithole.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB)

112 I saw a headline about a "Democrat" candidate for Wisconsin governor who wants to imagine a state without prisons.

I wonder if she realizes the consequences. You won't get prison, so why not just kill someone who pisses you off. The only justice is vigilante. Stupid fricking idiots.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (qx7Zg)

113 One notable exception is when I went to NASA's launch site in FL. Lots of good looking people there.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)
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I was at the country club pool yesterday afternoon and I noticed the opposite. There were a LOT of good-looking moms out there lol.

Fortunately for me my wife is one of them and she's not a lunatic, usually.

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (oqH4h)

114 Miami is the city of breasts.
Shockingly large numbers of hot girls there, compared to elsewhere in the country. And they are showing the girls off constantly. And I mean like....normal hot girls not pros. Like real estate agents are showing cleavage proudly.

This is what they took from us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

*lights a candle*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)

115 she probably got to wet her beak

Posted by: Otto Penn at May 29, 2026 12:35 PM (sJHOI)

116 Posted by: XTC at May 29, 2026 12:31 PM (iXqHn)

What does "yeet" mean?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2026 12:35 PM (lQ+/f)

117 Who knew a century ago that half our country will become the United Socialist States of America, where they suck the money from the Capitalist side and reallocate it to themselves and their pets in their Socialist paradise. Lenin would have been proud of this achievement!

Posted by: runner at May 29, 2026 12:35 PM (GD0B3)

118 US total population: 342 million.
- 100 million illegals, draining the treasury at every level.
- Another 23 million directly employed by federal, state and local governments (not including military).

123 million out of 342 million produce nothing.

36% are takers.

Now you know why you are struggling; why everything is breaking.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 12:36 PM (73/SM)

119
Katie Wilson kinda sorta rolled her eyes and sort of, like, admitted that maybe okay, she didn't mean what she said about Starbucks literally moving, and maybe that wasn't quite right for her to say or mean.

Same admission coming up on fraud investigations? Or is race a bridge too far?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 12:36 PM (n7rxJ)

120 "This whole issue is not really about fraud, it's about dividing and conquering." Seattle Mayor Olive Oily

Correct. But not as she explicitly stated, that it is about targeting immigrants. Rather, fraud is this communist's tool at hand to corrupt good governance so it can be molded into a weapon to incite economic and social chaos and undermine the established citizenry.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 29, 2026 12:36 PM (glnUu)

121 "@HouseDemocrats
Last year, Republicans gave ICE $140 billion.

Now, Republicans want to give ICE $70 billion more.

Your taxpayer dollars are funding an out-of-control mass deportation machine."

About 1,000 likes and more than 4,000 comments mostly that seem to rag on the post and want more deportations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (7RBt4)
----
In other words, taxpayers prefer that their money go towards the federal government to remove illegal immigrants, rather than have the immigrants steal that money directly from taxpayers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 12:36 PM (gnNyN)

122 When Commie Katie starts growing bangs you'll know where she's tucked away all the fraud $. Teapot... or is it Nepot Dome 2.O

Posted by: Rex B at May 29, 2026 12:36 PM (rgnea)

123 The Mars Attacks shaped-head is not attractive.

To be fair, they are naturally well-suited to a career in anal probing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:37 PM (+5YP2)

124 So she's admitting it's being done and by whom.

OK.

No fed money.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 29, 2026 12:37 PM (FxH7T)

125 Afghanistan, during the Russian invasion years.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (cWLG3)

Thanks. Don't tell me what happened to her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

126 I see the old fossil Bruce Springsteen is gonna give a "I hate Trump and America" concert right before the midterms... Nothing says Happy 250th Birthday America like a bunch of washed up old geriatric hasbeens trying to look relevant...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:38 PM (yLn/F)

127 > Miami is the city of breasts.
Shockingly large numbers of hot girls there, compared to elsewhere in the country.

I was at a restaurant 45 minutes from Merritt Island eating dinner. There was a stunning 20 something woman behind the bar in a crop top. She had to lean forward and reach up to grab a glass and her very sexy lacy purple bra came into full view. She quickly realized what happened and covered up, but it's forever imprinted on my hippocampus.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:38 PM (mkw2N)

128 U.S. Attorney Nebraska @USAO_NE
🚨US Attorney Lesley A. Woods: Illegal alien from India sentenced to 10 years for sex trafficking minors in Omaha. HSTF rescued two child victims.
May 28, 2026 · 7:29 PM UTC

Posted by: I am gKWVE's highly-enriched culture at May 29, 2026 12:39 PM (gKWVE)

129 "Bovino, former head of ICE, says it's 100 million."

I can believe that if you include anchor babies, who really shouldn't be citizens anyways. In a mere 50 years the country went from close to 90% white/European descent to not much more that 50%. Majority of babies are now non-white. This was not an accident and would never happen organically. But talk about the Great Replacement and you are a conspiracy nut.

Posted by: Ripley at May 29, 2026 12:39 PM (GUOwU)

130 Same admission coming up on fraud investigations? Or is race a bridge too far?

For lefties, the less close to you something or someone is, the *more* you care about it. They care least about their immediate family, friends, and neighbors and most about things in/from exotic locales. There's actual science about this, not the stuff Fauci does.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 12:39 PM (2ocoG)

131 Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.

You found the one that isn't inbred. Congratulations!
Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 12:34 PM (2ocoG)

***

It was amusing back when Bush/Clinton committed us to troops in Somalia. They were looking around for anyone who could speak the language. I think the US Government had maybe 10 people who could translate. The funny thing was the main warlord at the time, Mohamed Farrah Aidid, had a son who was sent to America and the kid joined the Marines. Poor guy was keeping his head down trying to avoid being "discovered" and used as an interpreter. Just about everyone he'd interrogate would have been from other tribes and they would try to kill his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)

132 > What does "yeet" mean?

Kid slang for "to throw."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)

133 Pratt is making people pay attention to what LA, and CA in general, has become.
But the Democrats who run the state and get their campaign cash from the CTA (300k members with $1k/yr in dues) and the SEIU have got the state elections rigged.
Ten's of millions in mail-in ballots go out to anyone (living or dead) who as lived at a given address over the last 8-10 years.
Hundreds of unsupervised ballot drop boxes are spread across the state and the Democrats have an army of ballot harvesters collecting those mailed out ballots from apartment buildings, senior centers, filling them out and dropping them into the mail or drop boxes.
Even if Steve Hilton can overcome these banana republic style tactics and win in November, the Democrats control both the Assembly and Senate in Sacto with super majorities. Enough to over-ride any Hilton vetoes and block any of his initiatives.
And the Democrat Sec'y of State gets to write the description of any state wide referendum on the ballot so as to obscure it's intent.
CA is going to remain under Democrat control, and so will get much worse before even beginning to change.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 29, 2026 12:40 PM (MNCvZ)

134 Is it the crow couple from yesterday? I wonder which came first.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 29, 2026 12:30 PM (cWLG3)

Corvid couples are concurrent comers. We learned this yesterday. Pay attention!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 12:40 PM (Kdi1r)

135 Wanted to avoid national things but realise the national attention will help get out the vote for him to counter Dem ballot harvesting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't

For a reality performer, he seemed a bit apprehensive at first.
"Look around candidate " is a great lead in.

Yiu can't unsee what you just saw. And there is no comeback for Bass on it.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 29, 2026 12:40 PM (FxH7T)

136 Carried over:

125 I shall remain a voice crying in the wilderness.
Get rid of "Grants". I don't care if it's to the YMCA for midnight basketball, or the Historical.Society for the community museum, or Starbucks to bring a headquarters.. no.
As long as the concept of the government giving a away tax dollars to private companies for anything but direct services to the government is normal, you're playing Whack-a-Mole about anything that chaps your hide.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 29, 2026 11:48 AM (PC+XL)

I would go a step further: no giving tax dollars to *any* org for anything but services. For-profit, non-profit, NGO, I don't care.

There will still be fraud in the services, but to be serious about reducing fraud, we have to be serious about eliminating incentives for fraud. And that means getting serious about eliminating fraud opportunities, which means eliminating grants as a category of disbursement.

Anything less is just killing the cockroaches you see, and pretending the source away. It's not something people want to hear, but the logic is grimly inescapable.

Posted by: SciVo at May 29, 2026 12:40 PM (Sy6m/)

137 It's not about fraud it's about dividing and conquering.
That's authentic Marxist gibberish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 12:40 PM (SW0z7)

138 126 I see the old fossil Bruce Springsteen is gonna give a "I hate Trump and America" concert right before the midterms... Nothing says Happy 250th Birthday America like a bunch of washed up old geriatric hasbeens trying to look relevant...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:38 PM (yLn/F)
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Bruce Springsteen sucks and he should take his dumb, derivative, boring faux-Americana dreck and fuck off to somewhere where there are no microphones.

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (oqH4h)

139 Oh, that's not a step further, it's the same. Sorry, not fully awake.

Posted by: SciVo at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (Sy6m/)

140 What does "yeet" mean?

To throw forcefully and somewhat carelessly. Like a trebuchet.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

141 126 I see the old fossil Bruce Springsteen is gonna give a "I hate Trump and America" concert right before the midterms... Nothing says Happy 250th Birthday America like a bunch of washed up old geriatric hasbeens trying to look relevant...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:38 PM (yLn/F)

Of course, it was Tom "Rage on Behalf of the Machine" Morello's idea...

Posted by: XTC at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (iXqHn)

142 Think MNCvZ glows

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (ZpG08)

143 It was amusing back when Bush/Clinton committed us to troops in Somalia. They were looking around for anyone who could speak the language. I think the US Government had maybe 10 people who could translate. The funny thing was the main warlord at the time, Mohamed Farrah Aidid, had a son who was sent to America and the kid joined the Marines. Poor guy was keeping his head down trying to avoid being "discovered" and used as an interpreter. Just about everyone he'd interrogate would have been from other tribes and they would try to kill his ass.
Posted by: Diogenes

I was at DLI at the time, and, yes, they were starting up emergency Somali classes.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

144 Really need a Captain Phillips ending to this story.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (fvZ66)

145 Like real estate agents are showing cleavage proudly.

This is what they took from us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Dear Penthouse, you won't believe this

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (FxH7T)

146 I've met a few, including one I've mentioned before: a real hottie who was on billboards in Times Square. Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

Outliers. It's like that unearthly beautiful gal who was on the cover of National Geographic (gorgeous eyes.) She was from something like Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

Afghanistan, during the Russian invasion years.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 29, 2026 12:33 PM (cWLG3)
__________

IIRC, they did a follow-up on the girl decades later. Let's just say she did not age well. As an adult, she looked like a dude.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

147 Ace, you know that you're establishing your reputation in the Greater Crow community. Make sure it's a good one.

Crows talk.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (w6EFb)

148 It's like that unearthly beautiful gal who was on the cover of National Geographic (gorgeous eyes.) She was from something like Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

Afghanistan.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (Kdi1r)

149 Out: Moronettes
In: Commenters with a Uterus

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (+5YP2)

150
I've met a few, including one I've mentioned before: a real hottie who was on billboards in Times Square. Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

=============

Iman is Somali. Also Waris Dirie, whom you maybe never heard of, but she was a very hot Somali supermodel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (n7rxJ)

151 138 126 I see the old fossil Bruce Springsteen is gonna give a "I hate Trump and America" concert right before the midterms... Nothing says Happy 250th Birthday America like a bunch of washed up old geriatric hasbeens trying to look relevant...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:38 PM (yLn/F)
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Bruce Springsteen sucks and he should take his dumb, derivative, boring faux-Americana dreck and fuck off to somewhere where there are no microphones.
Posted by: ballistic
................
It's a pose. Nothing to it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at May 29, 2026 12:43 PM (bfy6w)

152 15 There shouldn't be a single Somalian in this country.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Everyone involved in the decision to bring Somalia to the US needs to be stripped of citizenship and deported to Somalia. This is the moderate position.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 12:43 PM (Dv3i1)

153 150 Iman is Somali. Also Waris Dirie, whom you maybe never heard of, but she was a very hot Somali supermodel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (n7rxJ)

=====

Oh, that chick from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

Everything is Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:43 PM (7RBt4)

154 The Springsteen, Morello, Foo Fighters protest show will probably draw an average age of 60.
No chance of yutes rampaging there unfortunately.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (SW0z7)

155
that unearthly beautiful gal who was on the cover of National Geographic (gorgeous eyes.) She was from something like Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

Afghanistan, during the Russian invasion years.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

==============

She was Kurdish.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (n7rxJ)

156 "I see the old fossil Bruce Springsteen is gonna give a "I hate Trump and America" concert right before the midterms... "

I'm gonna guess he has never invite a tranny groupie to party after the concert despite spewing the party line on gender.

Posted by: Ripley at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (GUOwU)

157 They did the meme!!! They actually did the meme.

James Talarico Said God Is Nonbinary. What Does the Bible Say?

Republicans have pounced on an old statement as they seek to make gender politics the focus of the Senate campaign.

https://tinyurl.com/7hmkmemh

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

158 Wait. Persis Kambatta was Somalian?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (+5YP2)

159 Oh, that chick from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

Everything is Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 12:43 PM (7RBt4)

Wasn't she married to Davie Bowie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

160 Of the many reasons the importation of the invaders occurred, the process of funneling tax fraud money to their pockets and political machines has caused their traditional fundraiser processes to deteriorate. They NEED to keep the dirty money flowing or else the DNC can't get reelected.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 29, 2026 12:45 PM (yInIL)

161 Wasn't she married to Davie Bowie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Iman was married to Bowie.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

162 If Springsteen falls down during the concert, will he have his Medic Alert bracelet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2026 12:46 PM (ZpG08)

163 President Trump will not send The Navy and Marines to save Katie Wilson from the pirates.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2026 12:46 PM (LHPAg)

164 For lefties, the less close to you something or someone is, the *more* you care about it. They care least about their immediate family, friends, and neighbors and most about things in/from exotic locales. There's actual science about this, not the stuff Fauci does.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 12:39 PM (2ocoG)

"Ideological differences in the expanse of the moral circle," authored by Adam Waytz, Ravi Iyer, Liane Young, Jonathan Haidt and Jesse Graham, which was published on September 26th, 2019.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 12:46 PM (Kdi1r)

165 They did the meme!!! They actually did the meme.

James Talarico Said God Is Nonbinary. What Does the Bible Say?

Republicans have pounced on an old statement as they seek to make gender politics the focus of the Senate campaign.

https://tinyurl.com/7hmkmemh
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
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No straight man was ever as obsessed with trannies, and nonbinaries, and homos as this guy is. He's gayer than the Village People. I'm actually wondering whether he himself isn't a tranny.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

166 Is that a burl growing on Katie Wilson's forehead? Seattle’s Zohran Mamdani.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 29, 2026 12:47 PM (6SeoE)

167 Everyone involved in the decision to bring Somalia to the US needs to be stripped of citizenship and deported to Somalia. This is the moderate position.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 12:43 PM (Dv3i1)

My plans would leave max 150 million left in the country. And like Twitter/X, it would run so much better after getting rid of the trash.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 29, 2026 12:47 PM (yInIL)

168 Persis Kham atta was St:TMP

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2026 12:47 PM (ZpG08)

169 She had to lean forward and reach up to grab a glass and her very sexy lacy purple bra came into full view. She quickly realized what happened and covered up, but it's forever imprinted on my hippocampus.
Posted by: bonhomme

You poor dear! I hope you can recover.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 12:48 PM (Dv3i1)

170 I think the NG cover girl got in trouble with her family for not being properly covered up and having her picture taken by an infidel.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

171 No straight man was ever as obsessed with trannies, and nonbinaries, and homos as this guy is. He's gayer than the Village People. I'm actually wondering whether he himself isn't a tranny.

Is James Talarico married?

No, James Talarico is not married. However, the Texas lawmaker and U.S. Senate candidate is in a long-term relationship and has a girlfriend whom he has been dating for four years. He keeps her identity private to protect her from the public scrutiny of his political campaigns.

I guess she's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

172
There shouldn't be a single Somalian in this country.

I have asked this before: What is there of value that Somalians bring to this country?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:17 PM (guGkK)

The traditional way to confound a commie cocksucker on this issue is to ask the question, with the condition that said benefits should be value not including food. Not that I'm craving a nice bowl of boiled sorghum...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2026 12:48 PM (y9nCu)

173
For lefties, the less close to you something or someone is, the *more* you care about it. They care least about their immediate family, friends, and neighbors and most about things in/from exotic locales. There's actual science about this, not the stuff Fauci does.
Posted by: Ian S.

================

Indeed. That's why Katie Wilson flipped on evil billionaires and Starbucks; budgeting landed on her actual desk.

Just wondering if a little fraud reduction might look good to her if someone shows her some more numbers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 12:48 PM (n7rxJ)

174 Ace, you know that you're establishing your reputation in the Greater Crow community. Make sure it's a good one.

Crows talk.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Not a mynah consideration

Posted by: Ornithological Miklos at May 29, 2026 12:49 PM (z+O9Y)

175 I was at DLI at the time, and, yes, they were starting up emergency Somali classes.
Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

I feel sorry for anyone who got roped into that. I'm sure there's a language less worth learning. But I'm hard pressed to name it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 12:49 PM (Y6K7e)

176 Wait. Persis Kambatta was Somalian?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (+5YP2)

Indian. Computers, not casinos.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 12:49 PM (Kdi1r)

177 149 Out: Moronettes
In: Commenters with a Uterus

kept in a jar by the door?

Posted by: eleanor rigby at May 29, 2026 12:49 PM (v3pYe)

178 154 The Springsteen, Morello, Foo Fighters protest show will probably draw an average age of 60.
No chance of yutes rampaging there unfortunately.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 12:44 PM (SW0z7)

I mentioned it before but at the last No Kings thing, AS SPRINGSTEEN WAS PLAYING ONSTAGE, MS Now muted him, put him in a small box and had Debbie WS talking on the other side of the screen.

Springsteen...lol...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 29, 2026 12:49 PM (Sco7b)

179 No straight man was ever as obsessed with trannies, and nonbinaries, and homos as this guy is. He's gayer than the Village People. I'm actually wondering whether he himself isn't a tranny.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
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Buh buh buh he has a girlfriend!

(that nobody has ever seen and if "she" exists she definitely has a dick)

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 12:49 PM (oqH4h)

180 Talerico dates Julia

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2026 12:50 PM (ZpG08)

181 My favorite part of the "take it up with the Apostle Paul" is that it only works on people who don't read the Bible and don't believe it's actually holy scripture.

And those same people can't understand why everyone else sees Talarico as a deceptive blasphemer, a false teacher.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (73/SM)

182 No straight man was ever as obsessed with trannies, and nonbinaries, and homos as this guy is. He's gayer than the Village People. I'm actually wondering whether he himself isn't a tranny.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
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Buh buh buh he has a girlfriend!

(that nobody has ever seen and if "she" exists she definitely has a dick)
Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 12:49 PM (oqH4h)
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"She goes to a different school. You don't know her."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

183 Talerico dates Julia

Impossible. She's in a long term relationship with Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

184 I keep raising my estimate of how many illegals there are in the country. I'm not at about 75 million.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I don't see why. It's not like they need real[/]i illegal aliens to pull off these scams.

They can just make them up, the same way that third world census takers make up the populations of the countries they allegedly survey.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (vJrRc)

185 Disappointing about the Foo Fighters. IMO they are one of the only decent modern rock bands. Sucks that Dave Grohl turned out to be a smelly old commie.

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (oqH4h)

186
*whistles innocently*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (vJrRc)

187 I see the old fossil Bruce Springsteen is gonna give a "I hate Trump and America" concert right before the midterms... Nothing says Happy 250th Birthday America like a bunch of washed up old geriatric hasbeens trying to look relevant...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:38 PM (yLn/F)

Of course, it was Tom "Rage on Behalf of the Machine" Morello's idea...
Posted by: XTC at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (iXqHn)

Have they registered this event with the FEC as a donation to the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2026 12:52 PM (qx7Zg)

188 I don't for a minute believe that Talarico has a sexual interest in any adult.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 12:52 PM (Y6K7e)

189 180 Talerico dates Julia
Posted by: Anna Puma

Julia has no face. Therefore, no nose piercings, which is a plus.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

190 185 Disappointing about the Foo Fighters. IMO they are one of the only decent modern rock bands. Sucks that Dave Grohl turned out to be a smelly old commie.

oh Grohl was always a tool

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 29, 2026 12:52 PM (j+aD2)

191
"I went, oh my gosh, this was like a wow moment. These cases were probably fraudulent," she added.

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I haven't read this article in depth, but I strongly suspect I want to hit this woman. Was she specifically tasked with careful stewardship of taxpayer dollars, and calling out discrepancies, an unusual number of "outliers," suspicious trends, that sort of thing? And instead just kept approving things?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 12:53 PM (n7rxJ)

192 Disappointing about the Foo Fighters. IMO they are one of the only decent modern rock bands. Sucks that Dave Grohl turned out to be a smelly old commie.
Posted by: ballistic

We don't need 10 kinds of deodorant!

Or ANY

Posted by: Bolshie Bernie at May 29, 2026 12:53 PM (z+O9Y)

193 140 What does "yeet" mean?

To throw forcefully and somewhat carelessly. Like a trebuchet.

ah. trebuchet = yeetinatrix. got it.

Posted by: anachronda at May 29, 2026 12:53 PM (v3pYe)

194 She's in a long term relationship with Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Archimedes

Well, Sam is one of her longest-term johns...

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

195 Talerico dates Julia

Impossible. She's in a long term relationship with Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

Talerico dates ELIZA!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2026 12:53 PM (qx7Zg)

196 Rumor is that Talarico has composite girlfriends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 12:54 PM (+5YP2)

197 An ICE agent was arrested I see for shooting an illegal in the leg in MN.... I guess the illegal had a green card and the agent "allegedly" lied about the incident.. Bad thing is he will have a trial in MN. The agent that is not the so called "citizen"

Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 12:54 PM (yLn/F)

198
Wait. Persis Kambatta was Somalian?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

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Different Star Trek. Part VI was Iman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 12:54 PM (n7rxJ)

199 Rumor is that Talarico has composite girlfriends.

You mean he's following in the footsteps of Buffalo Bill?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

200 Disappointing about the Foo Fighters. IMO they are one of the only decent modern rock bands. Sucks that Dave Grohl turned out to be a smelly old commie.
Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (oqH4h)
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They're all smelly old commies, with only very few exceptions. I think Grohl's "good guy" persona was always BS propaganda. He's cheated on and been a real prick to his wife, several times.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

201 Talerico doesn't have a "girlfriend".
The guy is gayer than the cum-crusted mustache on a Castro District street hustler in San Francisco.
The only "meat' he eats is human. IYKWIMAIKYD

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 29, 2026 12:55 PM (MNCvZ)

202 Springsteen comes on in my car a lot. Every time I put the keys in the ignition and crank for about a second. (Ksh Ksh Ksh Ksh shshshsh) One more damned thing I'm going to need to get fixed. A honda crv, either the solenoid that pushes the starter in is going bad, or the teeth are already getting stripped. A little A and B I imagine.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 12:55 PM (3uBP9)

203 You mean he's following in the footsteps of Buffalo Bill?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

He doesn't have the upper body strength to abduct women.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (Y6K7e)

204 Talerico dates Julia

Impossible. She's in a long term relationship with Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

Talerico dates ELIZA!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2026 12:53 PM (qx7Zg)
_________

I fucked her

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

205 Seems to me that, as the primary government agent for the city, if you fail to investigate crimes (that are within your purview), you should be arrested and locked up for aiding and abetting said crimes.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (OJx5l)

206 What does insty use for comments? It is completely infiltrated by shitlibs. And hierarchical sorted comments are shit because it favors shitlibs blowing things up. Why would anyone tolerate that?

oh,... disqus OFC
Posted by: banana Dream

Most people flag the shitlib comments and block them.

Which mostly just forces them to create a new account, but at least you don't have to see them until then.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (vJrRc)

207 Part VI was Iman.

Iman was one of the first times I noticed when certain folks would try really, really hard to make me believe something that just isn't so. As a virtue signal.

She wasn't pretty in any way.

Posted by: Hello at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (/3whg)

208 Seems to me that, as the primary government agent for the city, if you fail to investigate crimes (that are within your purview), you should be arrested and locked up for aiding and abetting said crimes.
Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (OJx5l)
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That makes too much sense.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 12:57 PM (TZz9Q)

209 Rumor is that Talarico has composite girlfriends.
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Just like me!
/s/ Barack "I dream the dream of many dicks inside me" Obama

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 12:57 PM (73/SM)

210 He doesn't have the upper body strength to abduct women.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (Y6K7e)

He's already told us. Publicly.

"I love trans kids."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 12:57 PM (Kdi1r)

211
Of course, it was Tom "Rage on Behalf of the Machine" Morello's idea...
Posted by: XTC at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (iXqHn)

Hey, despite the fact that he's a worthless commie cocksucker, he's a damned good guitarist and a hell of an actor. Like his debut in Iron Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI9cI5I0ANk

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2026 12:57 PM (y9nCu)

212 > My favorite part of the "take it up with the Apostle Paul" is that it only works on people who don't read the Bible and don't believe it's actually holy scripture.

I believe the scripture the tranny crowd uses is Galatians 3:28.

"There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."

Paul is calling for unity! It's such a stupid mis-interpretation.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2026 12:58 PM (mkw2N)

213 "And then she applies the usual Democrat Rule that Minorities Are Immune from the Law and Allowed to Steal and Kill without Consequence."

Hey I don't know about you guys, but this shit about giving "minorities" a pass and attacking whites because we are the "majority" is getting old when we are 8% of the global population, and make up less than half the US population under .. 36?... or so.

We are hurtling straight towards some nasty mix of Rwanda, South Africa, and 1936 Spain. Fuck these commies. Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: heya at May 29, 2026 12:58 PM (M4Oji)

214 Disappointing about the Foo Fighters. IMO they are one of the only decent modern rock bands. Sucks that Dave Grohl turned out to be a smelly old commie.
Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 12:51 PM (oqH4h)
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Seconded. I really like the Foo Fighters, and it's disappointing to see them anywhere near this politicized turd of an event.

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 29, 2026 12:58 PM (9Rl/+)

215 97 I've met a few, including one I've mentioned before: a real hottie who was on billboards in Times Square. Most Somalis are mutant CHUDs who look like a leper vomited on himself. But not this girl.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

Outliers. It's like that unearthly beautiful gal who was on the cover of National Geographic (gorgeous eyes.) She was from something like Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

Iman is from Somalia.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 29, 2026 12:58 PM (0CU3H)

216 She wasn't pretty in any way.
Posted by: Hello

Iman? She's not my type, but she's not ugly. Head and shoulders above the average Somali in looks.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

217 @165

>>He's gayer than the Village People. I'm actually wondering whether he himself isn't a tranny.

The AOS style guide's guideline for gayness quantification is, he's gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 12:59 PM (XV/Pl)

218 She wasn't pretty in any way.
Posted by: Hello at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (/3whg)

Supermodel. Pretty eyes. But. Yeah. Flat chest. Boyish hips.

'Ass like a 12 year old Boy!'
-Bill Paxton in True Lies

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)

219 140 What does "yeet" mean?

To throw forcefully and somewhat carelessly. Like a trebuchet.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

To defenestrate means to yeet out a window.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 29, 2026 01:00 PM (cWLG3)

220 The Democrat Party has decided to go full Sergeant Schulz (Hogan's Heroes) about wholesale social service payment fraud by their fake victim-hood clans.

Will that work as a mid-term campaign strategy? I don't think so. We'll hear lie after lie from them about humongous fraud in Red States! Lying promises of endless House hearings about social services fraud! Lies about aggressively finding and punishing fraudsters wherever investigations lead! Swearsies!

Posted by: Gref at May 29, 2026 01:00 PM (5rh/l)

221 >>> Most people flag the shitlib comments and block them.

Which mostly just forces them to create a new account, but at least you don't have to see them until then.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 29, 2026 12:56 PM (vJrRc)

Wouldn't you have to sign up with disqus to do that? So they create a system designed to annoy and antagonize the user until they cough up their personal info. I would be surprised if disqus didn't pay the shitlibs for their service.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:00 PM (3uBP9)

222 They have pirate DNA. Can't stop them from stealing.
Posted by: huerfano
.......

Apparently they came to the perfect place.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)

223 Mayor Katie is ruffling the progressive feathers here in Seattle.

No one likes her. There’s a lot of eye rolling. The city council is turning on her. Former Gov Christine Gregoire is turning on her.

I hope she gets recalled.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2026 01:00 PM (SYlCh)

224 'Ass like a 12 year old Boy!'
-Bill Paxton in True Lies

*fistbump*

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 29, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)

225 220 The Democrat Party has decided to go full Sergeant Schulz (Hogan's Heroes) about wholesale social service payment fraud by their fake victim-hood clans.

Will that work as a mid-term campaign strategy? I don't think so. We'll hear lie after lie from them about humongous fraud in Red States! Lying promises of endless House hearings about social services fraud! Lies about aggressively finding and punishing fraudsters wherever investigations lead! Swearsies!

Posted by: Gref at May 29, 2026 01:00 PM (5rh/l)

======

I wonder who the party thinks its electorate is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:01 PM (7RBt4)

226 >>He's gayer than the Village People. I'm actually wondering whether he himself isn't a tranny.

The AOS style guide's guideline for gayness quantification is, he's gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 12:59 PM (XV/Pl)

1) Five pounds of gay in a two pound bag.

2) London Boy's gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2026 01:01 PM (bss/y)

227 yeet = spatial translation

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:01 PM (3uBP9)

228 Hidey ho and ding-dang-doo, there sure are lots of these Somalis gettin injured at work, doncha know?

Posted by: Clueless Minnesota retiree who probably knew what was happening the whole time at May 29, 2026 01:02 PM (9Rl/+)

229 @185

>>Disappointing about the Foo Fighters. IMO they are one of the only decent modern rock bands. Sucks that Dave Grohl turned out to be a smelly old commie.

The Foo Fighters were formed in '95, so not really modern.

Dave Grohl's mother was a teacher and he talks about being estranged from his Republican father, who actually worked on the hill as a speechwriter.

He's always been a lefty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 01:02 PM (XV/Pl)

230 It seems she can't start a sentence without "so..." or end one without "right?". What an ignoranamus.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

That drives me nuts.

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2026 01:02 PM (Rxz7v)

231
She wasn't pretty in any way.
Posted by: Hello

========

I don't know what she looked like in Star Trek. This is pretty if you ask me:

https://tinyurl.com/y22zys9s

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 01:03 PM (n7rxJ)

232 Hey, despite the fact that he's a worthless commie cocksucker, he's a damned good guitarist and a hell of an actor. Like his debut in Iron Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI9cI5I0ANk

I have to assume the guitar comment is as sarcastic as the actor comment. He's mediocre at best. Without drop D tuning and excessive use of a single pedal effect he'd be lost. He's a grubbier more commie version of The Edge from U2.

Posted by: He should be cleaning puke in dive bars at May 29, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

233 Smack her in the forehead with a 2 by 12.
Posted by: Roy
.......

Better make it a 2 by 14.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

234 Talarico is Shift the ape from "The Last Battle."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 01:04 PM (TZz9Q)

235 Well? We're waiting.

Posted by: Zombie Mencken at May 29, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)

236
Back to the topic, anyway...

>>Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson said the city has no intention of investigating fraud claims in taxpayer-funded social programs

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When federal investigators uncover billions in fraud, she'll rush in to take credit. "We successfully partnered with federal agencies to recover funds intended for the needy..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 01:04 PM (n7rxJ)

237 It seems she can't start a sentence without "so..." or end one without "right?". What an ignoranamus.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

I worked with a guy who started with "so" every time he started talking.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

238 13 PS, another Double Crow Day. And they're coming back now.

How many do you need for a pie?
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 29, 2026 12:15 PM (Kwjzk)

You're thinking of '4 and twenty blackbirds.' I think you can sub in Grackles. They suck.

Posted by: Nelly at May 29, 2026 01:05 PM (6+ehB)

239 Modern Democrat Voters (via The Far Side)?

https://tinyurl.com/3drr2k2x+

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2026 01:05 PM (qx7Zg)

240 The AOS style guide's guideline for gayness quantification is, he's gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 12:59 PM (XV/Pl)

1) Five pounds of gay in a two pound bag.

2) London Boy's gay.

Also acceptable: Anything with a reference to Liberace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 01:05 PM (+5YP2)

241 Don't get me started on Morello, he's more overrated than Pablo Picasso.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 01:05 PM (XV/Pl)

242 Attractive-looking women are rare as hen's teeth in my admittedly limited public outings. Face, hair, and body size & shape struggle to rise to mid-level.

Not that my Buddha frame and FUBO appearance do anything but tank the mean from the ladies POV.

A pleasant smile is so beautifying yet is exceedingly rare.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2026 01:05 PM (wVcYX)

243 He's a grubbier more commie version of The Edge from U2.
______

Edge was innovative, especially on delay effects. Probably a commie though, the Irish by nature are left wing nutjobs (I don't know why).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 01:06 PM (Dv3i1)

244 E.g., Gayer than Liberace's opening pitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2026 01:06 PM (+5YP2)

245 The Foo Fighters were formed in '95, so not really modern.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2026 01:02 PM (XV/Pl)
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Stop making me feel old, jackwagon!

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 01:06 PM (oqH4h)

246 She added that "it's problematic to have random people showing up to daycares" and emphasized that "the fear in the Somali community is real" and "the fear in immigrant communities are real," saying her administration is "taking that very seriously."

___________________________

I don't think that comment reflects the position that I think she does.

She sees this as a negative. I see it as progress.

Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)

247 Gayer than Liberace's hairdresser

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)

248 247 Gayer than Liberace's hairdresser
Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)

Gayer than his decorator

Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2026 01:07 PM (FtULh)

249 Kiss your Medicare funding goodbye , you stupid bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2026 01:07 PM (5P5DO)

250 You're thinking of '4 and twenty blackbirds.' I think you can sub in Grackles. They suck.
Posted by: Nelly at May 29, 2026 01:05 PM (6+ehB)

You can also fry up pieces of their fat to make nice crispy Gracklins

Posted by: Grackle grackle at May 29, 2026 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

251 Even zombie Liberace thinks Talarico should dial it back a bit.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:08 PM (77rzZ)

252 I worked with a guy who started with "so" every time he started talking.
Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

It implies you are some sort of mind reader. Like I should know and be on the same page of some shit you have already worked out in your head.

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2026 01:08 PM (Rxz7v)

253 I worked with a guy who started with "so" every time he started talking.
____

Alors...

Posted by: L'Homme qui dit toujours « alors » pour commencer une phrase at May 29, 2026 01:09 PM (Dv3i1)

254 Black Keys are a better crunchy rock band in my opinion. Not very modern, more like the 00s but newer than foo. I don't know a lot of popular music and either stick with old bands I like or new ones probably few know.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:09 PM (3uBP9)

255 Talarico is Shift the ape from "The Last Battle."
Posted by: Captain Obvious

But without the charm and sewing skills.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 29, 2026 01:09 PM (vJrRc)

256 You know what? All those fake Somali daycares and autism centers sure had a lot of workman’s comp claims.

Is their any govt program that they didn’t defraud?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 29, 2026 01:09 PM (jnffq)

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