Toxic Incompetent Radical Leftwing Propagandists Are Finally S-Canned at 60 Minutes, and the Left is (You'll Never Guess!) Hysterical

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
2h
60 Minutes was genocided.

Lunatic Trash-Karen Sharyl Alfonsi threw her last hissy-fit over Bari Weiss holding up her hit-piece about CECOT to get comment from the object of her hit-piece -- the Trump Administration, of course -- and then publicly complained about her employers. (And probably did some leaking, but we'll just have to guess about that.)

One of her previous acts of Democrat Party Service was attacking Ron DeSantis for arranging a deal for the Magic Vaccine, which the media claimed was absolutely necessary for the survival of the species, to be made available through the large market chain Publix.

She asserted that DeSantis had made this deal in exchange for a $100,000 donation -- and would not take Democrats' word for it that they pitched and negotiated this deal with Publix themselves.

And ergo, the $100,000 donation was irrelevant.

Meanwhile, this ugly crone is claiming she was fired for her "honest" journalism.

Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
3h
"Honest" -- like in her dishonest piece about Ron DeSantis and the Publix Supermarket chain, linking Publix being given a COVID vaccine contract in exchange for a $100,000 contribution to DeSantis?
Deceptive Editing: Alfonsi confronted Gov. about the Publix deal, but 60 Minutes edited his response by omitting the portion of his answer explaining that CVS and Walgreens were tied up administering vaccines in long-term care facilities at the time, and that Publix was simply the first pharmacy to volunteer and prove it was ready for the larger roll-out needed.
Florida's emergency management director -- a Democrat -- publicly stated that the decision to use Publix was made by his office, not the Governor, and that undermined entirely the conspiracy narrative that was the foundation of the 60 Minutes story.
Other Democrats in Florida and Publix pushed back against the story.
But that didn't slow Alfonsi or 60 Minutes down since De Santis was, at that time, considered to be the frontrunner for the GOP POTUS nomination in 2024.
"In a Sunday night tweet directed at "60 Minutes," Florida Division of Emergency Management Director Jared Moskowitz wrote, "I said this before and I'll say it again. [Publix] was recommended by [Florida Division of Emergency Management] and [Florida Department of Public Health]. Period! Full stop!"
"No one from the Governors office suggested Publix," Moskowitz added. "It's just absolute malarkey."
Is it that kind of "honest" journalism you are referring to??

A Democrat mayor of Palm Beach alled the story "intentionally false" as well, saying this wasn't just "bad information," it was a deliberate, calculated lie:

But she had a potential Republican presidential candidate to take down for her Democrat masters, and went forward with the false, defamatory propaganda anyway.

And for some reason, Bari Weiss had doubts about her credibility, honesty, and professionalism!

Here's her meltdown over being fired -- or, actually, these people aren't employees, so they're not fired.

Their contracts are just allowed to blissfully expire without renewal.

Dylan Byers
@DylanByers
May 27
NEW: Sharyn Alfonsi goes scorched earth on Bari Weiss:
"Over the weekend, my contract with CBS News expired, drawing to a close nearly twenty years with the network, including more than a decade at 60 Minutes.
Following an intense editorial dispute over our CECOT story, repeated attempts by my representation to establish a path forward were met with absolute silence from network executives. The message could not be clearer: my time at 60 Minutes is apparently over.
In the coming days, network leadership may attempt to hide behind corporate euphemisms like "modernization" and "restructuring" to explain away my departure. Don't be misled. This was not a routine corporate transition; it was a deliberate choice to penalize a journalist for refusing to sanitize factually accurate reporting, and it sends a chilling message to the entire newsroom.

Well, they're resorting to euphemisms because they consider in unprofessional to just tell the truth about you: You're a batshit crazy partisan who is too unattractive and probably has too checkered a past to go directly into Democrat politics so you work from the shadows in the media.

How's that? Is that better than the euphemism?

Weiss also let go of a 60 Minutes producer, and replaced him with Nick Bilton.

The media are screaming that he has no prior television journalistic experience even though he's been an investigative journalist at the NYT and Vanity Fair.

And they're screaming for simple turf-protection reasons: They have a guild and they don't want non-guild-members replacing them so that they lose their phoney-baloney jobs.

I've got five words for you: Learn to fucking code, bitches.

Long-time propagandists Katie Couric and Jim Acosta say they are very concerned that CNN and CBS News are about to become propaganda outlets.

Hysterical stuff. pic.twitter.com/DdTtv90x53
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 28, 2026

WATCH: CBS and @60Minutes excluded context from Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis in which he explains the steps his government took to make the decision to partner with Publix on vaccine distribution.

The 60 Minutes version is first, followed by the full answer from DeSantis. pic.twitter.com/2KRQKPLOe7
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 5, 2021

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM

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1 This makes me indifferent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)

2 Good

Posted by: Ann at May 28, 2026 05:41 PM (SHHm+)

3 This won't make a bit of difference.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 28, 2026 05:41 PM (0N4FZ)

4 Oh, no. Where will I get my propaganda now?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2026 05:44 PM (qx7Zg)

5 Bless her heart.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2026 05:44 PM (dJeAh)

6
TickTickTickTickTickTick............

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2026 05:44 PM (IifOV)

7 Now do Scott Pelley...stat.

Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2026 05:44 PM (G0vdT)

8 I've heard of viewing the world through rose colored glasses but not urine colored lens, Katie.

Also, luv, one should never, ever, wear black eyeliner with lower lid. Makes you look like a chy knee lizard. What on earth?

I realize, Ace, this isn't the point.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (WONhk)

9 REEEEE

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Ydd86)

10 It might be easier if the left just schedule all of their anger and hatred into one small condensed time period every 24 hours.

Just for their own well-being.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

11
Old: Learn to Code

New: Learn to AI

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (IifOV)

12
Life's a bitch.

Posted by: four seasons at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (3ek7K)

13
Older: Learn to Plow

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (IifOV)

14 It moved.
A little.
Will we get more pictures of Katie Couric milfdancing now?

Please say no.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (03/BH)

15 Toxic Incompetent Radical Leftwing Propagandists Are Finally S-Canned at 60 Minutes, and the Left is (You'll Never Guess!) Hysterical
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Wait. I guessed it!

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e)

16 Welp, another podcaster.

Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2026 05:46 PM (G0vdT)

17 >>>7 Now do Scott Pelley...stat.

From your lips to God's ear.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:46 PM (1wjle)

18 >>Wait. I guessed it!

Nice! You win 5 Ace of Spades Klue Krew points.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:46 PM (1wjle)

19 Doesn't 60 minutes have numerous scandals in its history?

Yes. I think it does.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 05:47 PM (Fi81e)

20 Meanwhile, this ugly crone is claiming she was fired for her "honest" journalism

Whew!! For the first four words, we thought you might be referencing one of us.

Posted by: The Panelists of The View at May 28, 2026 05:47 PM (0sNs1)

21 Sharyn Alfonsi
=====

Who?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

22 Any news story not written in left wing propaganda and helpful to dems or hurts GOP is their definition of propaganda.

It's all so tiresome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2026 05:47 PM (n5tGW)

23 OT: might have had a third crow visitor, one that appeared smaller than even the other smaller crow. But he (or she) flew off too quickly for me to be sure.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM (1wjle)

24 There are prizes? I never got any prizes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)

25 A tack to the center makes sense. What took so long, though? Why wait to the point you can’t give it away?

Losing the Leftwing lunatic demographic is no great loss. A reasonable, sane, balanced approach could make the platform & program viable. Maybe. The alternative is certain extinction, from a ratings and revenue standpoint.

Don’t stockholders expect their investments not to have suicidal nutcases at the helm? What is that called again? A Fiduciary? A responsibility.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM (K0w3s)

26 "... they are very concerned that CNN and CBS News are about to become propaganda outlets."

It's news if it's slanted/ steered to the left. It's Propoganda if it's neutral.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM (IifOV)

27 Maybe Leftists Propaganda Ministry is losing ratings or not making money from commercials

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)

28 As my Dad used to say:

It's still a big pile of shit, but there is one less peanut in it today.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM (03/BH)

29 >>>It's still a big pile of shit, but there is one less peanut in it today.

wouldn't you want more peanuts and less shit?

Your dad doesn't seem to know much about poop.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:49 PM (1wjle)

30 Courage.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 28, 2026 05:49 PM (gKWVE)

31 She can go join Colbert and whine...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2026 05:49 PM (FtULh)

32 The message could not be clearer: my time at 60 Minutes is apparently over.

This is why you need an editor, sweetcheeks.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 05:49 PM (vTZFs)

33 Older: Learn to Plow
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM (IifOV)

I know how to be plowed. It doesn't help.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 28, 2026 05:50 PM (wGerL)

34 Will we get more pictures of Katie Couric milfdancing now?
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM

She wears 6 1/2 size shoes, you know.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at May 28, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

35 I learned a new slang term today: “dew-sweeper.” Any guesses as to what it might mean?

Clue: Diogenes, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Bulg at May 28, 2026 05:50 PM (77rzZ)

36 In the premiere episode of 'Dawson's Creek', it was revealed that the main character Dawson liked to fap to Katie Couric!

It's true! And she was cute and likable once upon a time.

And now that actor is dead.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

37 Albeit slowly the worm is turning.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2026 05:50 PM (5P5DO)

38 34 Will we get more pictures of Katie Couric milfdancing now?
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 05:45 PM

Best I can do is an image of her lower colon.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (dJeAh)

39 She wears 6 1/2 size shoes, you know.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at May 28, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

Oh great. Now we're going to have to see Couric's verucas and bunions on OnlyFans.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)

40 OT: they are making a Lethal Weapon 5.

Do they fall asleep in front of the TV with 60 mins on?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

41 One less egg to fry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (Cqx++)

42 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (YwEeS)

43 Katie Couric's best news piece is when she allowed them to tape her colonoscopy. I didn't learn a hell of a lot about the procedure. BUT, it gave great insight as to where most of Couric's stories originated.

BEN BEN ROETHLISBERGER: "He means, she pulled them out of her ass."

Posted by: Orson at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (dIske)

44 37 Albeit slowly the worm is turning.
Posted by: Ben Had

... in Couric's colon

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)

45 I prefer "Lear to Code."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (bNf8H)

46 I didn't realize the 60 minutes let go two correspondents and a producer.

Bari been busy.

Posted by: WisRich at May 28, 2026 05:52 PM (G0vdT)

47 I prefer "People are sick of your shit"

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2026 05:52 PM (5P5DO)

48 Sweep me out with the morning dew my friend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

49 There is a pretty good list of former tv lefties that are now podcasters. Makes me smile.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2026 05:53 PM (n5tGW)

50 There are prizes? I never got any prizes.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM

Have you seen how many documented instances there are of you disappointing ace in your AoSHQ Permanent Record?

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 28, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)

51 I'm hoping they use the euphemism "synergy", when describing her firing.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 28, 2026 05:53 PM (6p6Q6)

52 29.

I failed to ask follow-up questions. I'd have made a good journalist.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 05:53 PM (03/BH)

53 21 Sharyn Alfonsi
=====

Who?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

Andy Rooney transitioned.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 28, 2026 05:54 PM (wGerL)

54 OT: might have had a third crow visitor, one that appeared smaller than even the other smaller crow. But he (or she) flew off too quickly for me to be sure.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:48 PM (1wjle)

Ace will soon need a microscope to see these continual diminishing crows.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)

55 >>Albeit slowly the worm is turning.

We spend every single day obsessing about every issue in great detail we sometimes lose perspective and the big picture.

We've come so far in the last year and a few months it's incredible. We are winning battle after battle and the left is falling apart. The Trump administration is doing things we only dreamed of having done and there are so many we get complacent.

It's a wonderful time to be alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

56 >>>It's still a big pile of shit, but there is one less peanut in it today.

wouldn't you want more peanuts and less shit?

Your dad doesn't seem to know much about poop.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:49 PM (1wjle)

Peanuts are like the bearing gauges of the intestines.

This brings up a question: if peanuts are so packed with energy, and the high amount of indigestion fiber means they pass essentially undigested through you, then how does that work for calorie considerations?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

57 There is a pretty good list of former tv lefties that are now podcasters. Makes me smile.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2026 05:53 PM (n5tGW)

none are successful at it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)

58 Honey, I shrunk the crows.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2026 05:55 PM (n5tGW)

59 That CECOT story was all about Trump sending "innocent" migrants there like Maryland Man... Speaking of that we are still stuck with that POS

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2026 05:55 PM (FtULh)

60 Ace will soon need a microscope to see these continual diminishing crows.

Continually Diminishing Crows would be a good name for an alt-folk band.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 05:56 PM (vTZFs)

61 Critical Drinker recommends Obsession

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2026 05:56 PM (gKWVE)

62 I saw Lunatic Trash-Karens open for Veruca Salt at Lee's Palace in 2000.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2026 05:57 PM (dJeAh)

63 > I prefer "People are sick of your shit"
Posted by: Ben Had
--------
I've been using that for years. Mostly with the kids. But... sometimes with "others." Like the guy doing the intake for my automotive needs at the dealership. Who's on the phone with someone obviously not interested in getting their vehicle serviced. As I stand there. With an appointment. Made a week ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2026 05:57 PM (jehhT)

64 Shall we talk about the digestive track and corn?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2026 05:57 PM (n5tGW)

65 >>>61 Critical Drinker recommends Obsession

i'll watch the first half when he wish-compels the hot girl to bang the shit out of him, then I'll leave and make up my own ending

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:57 PM (1wjle)

66 >>Have you seen how many documented instances there are of you disappointing ace in your AoSHQ Permanent Record?

You mean the guy who calls me a drug addict at least once a week? Yea, I gathered I was on the wrong side of the ledger.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

67 Nested Russian crow dolls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)

68 Ace is slowly assembling a set of Russian Nesting Crows.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 05:58 PM (03/BH)

69 jinx

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 05:59 PM (03/BH)

70 45 I prefer "Lear to Code."

learn to cod > lear to code

Posted by: anachronda at May 28, 2026 05:59 PM (v3pYe)

71 Western Lensman image

On the left: William Hickey in a wig and aviators.
On the right: Rosie O'Donnell post face-lift. Looking good, girl!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at May 28, 2026 05:59 PM (0aYVJ)

72 I can't remember the last time I watched '60 Minutes.' That Rooney guy is on.

The saddest thing about all of this disinformation from all these bastards is that if there EVER, EVER was a very serious, life or death situation, who'd believe them?

We all know documentaries are leftist crap and the young ones certainly aren't consuming their crap.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)

73 This brings up a question: if peanuts are so packed with energy, and the high amount of indigestion fiber means they pass essentially undigested through you, then how does that work for calorie considerations?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 05:54 PM

Dude. Two words: Peanut Butter.

All of the digestibility, and no chunky pass-through. It's science!

Posted by: Bill Nye, the Science Guy at May 28, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)

74 Meh, IDGAF.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 28, 2026 06:00 PM (Q/FnY)

75 I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at May 28, 2026 06:01 PM (/d4WW)

76 i'll watch the first half when he wish-compels the hot girl to bang the shit out of him, then I'll leave and make up my own ending
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2026 05:57 PM (1wjle)
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Uh, as I noted on Saturday's movie post, this movie skips that part, or by the time it happens, it's not...fun...at all.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at May 28, 2026 06:02 PM (/d4WW)

77 Sharyn Alfonsi
=====

Who?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

You know. The last minute addition to the Happy Days cast during its final season. The Fonz's retarded cousin..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 28, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)

78 Who would win in a race? Corn or peanuts?

And what companies would sponsor the racers?

There is money to be made here, people.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:03 PM (03/BH)

79
I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.
Posted by: moviegique

I keep hearing ads by Mycomputercareer.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2026 06:03 PM (Cqx++)

80 Ace, maybe that was the baby crow learning (learing) your place to spread the word.

Our spring festive finch egg story ended in a tragedy of hideousness as apparently, per my dude, finches are trial by death and error as young parents. It takes a few times for them to figure it all out. Our new parents basically starved their babies and it was disgusting. This was after videos to grands of the spring wonder of nature and birds feeding babies.

Husband threw the dead birds, nest and plant into the garbage before we left town. The story is to tell the grands (if they remember to ask) that the birdies flew off and his camera did not work at the time.

He's still watching eagle chicks on youtube. Probably wants an eagle family of our own now vs the murder finches. The mother finch seemed retarded after seeming good for two weeks.

Votes Dim.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 28, 2026 06:04 PM (WONhk)

81 75 I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at May 28, 2026

***
I keep hearing radio ads for something called MyITCareer which trumpets that you could be "trained for a new career in cybersecurity in just months!"

Yeah, as long as you're young, not white, from another country, and willing to work for nickels and dimes, sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

82 This Good News Post went sideways fast.

Let's get back to business.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:04 PM (03/BH)

83 40 OT: they are making a Lethal Weapon 5.

Do they fall asleep in front of the TV with 60 mins on?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

I saw a video of an interview with Mel Gibson about this; he promised Richard Donner he would direct this sequel.
It's funny; the whole premise of the first movie was Danny Glover's character was retiring...at 50...in 1987.
And here we are..39 years later. I don't think Mel will let this one be cr*ppy. I will probably see it even though my default now is to avoid everything.

Posted by: Nelly at May 28, 2026 06:05 PM (6+ehB)

84 We are getting a helluva windstorm right now. Almost dust-storm level.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at May 28, 2026 06:05 PM (0aYVJ)

85
I keep hearing ads by Mycomputercareer.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2026

***
That's what I was thinking of, not "MyITCareer dot com."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:05 PM (wzUl9)

86 I drink these slimy cuntrats’ tears with the orgasmic bliss of a horny teenager having sex for the first time

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 28, 2026 06:05 PM (vUhur)

87 Unfortunately, there is no real dialog that can go on between us and people who believe that an editorial change that might favor Trump is not "state media".

Simply because the editorial change shares that effect with Trump-controlled media.

They don't understand the difference between cause and correlation if it does not help their cause--and then only to the extent that the parrot-feeders feed it to them.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:05 PM (Fi81e)

88 75 I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.

that's part of the kink

Posted by: anachronda at May 28, 2026 06:05 PM (v3pYe)

89 75 I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at May 28, 2026 06:01 PM (/d4WW)

I do have a kick ass microphone, nice lighting rigs, good camera phone, nice computer and a good enough teleprompter.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 06:06 PM (Sco7b)

90
Do not take Alfonsi if you're allergic to Alfonsi.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:06 PM (Fi81e)

91 84.

Same here. Watching the daydrinking milfs in my subdivision chase their trash cans down the cul de sac is hilarious.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:06 PM (03/BH)

92 I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.

that's part of the kink
Posted by: anachronda at May 28, 2026 06:05 PM (v3pYe)
---
Indeed, AI often suck at coding, but they possibly run circles around the skills of a former urinalist.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:07 PM (Fi81e)

93 Learn a trade, son. Like wheelwright.

Posted by: Just a hair behind the times at May 28, 2026 06:07 PM (TbWk/)

94 "I've got five words for you: Learn to fucking code, bitches."

Indeed, sir. Indeed.

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 28, 2026 06:08 PM (mNOhh)

95 I've got five words for you: Learn to fucking code, bitches.

Somewhere there is a ditch to be dug.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 06:08 PM (/lPRQ)

96 Would love to see these journalice end up working as knockers at a meat-packing plant.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:08 PM (03/BH)

97 93 Learn a trade, son. Like wheelwright.
Posted by: Just a hair behind the times at May 28, 2026 06:07 PM (TbWk/)

Been fletching the arrow quite a bit. Does that count?

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 28, 2026 06:09 PM (wGerL)

98 #Lear2digditches.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:09 PM (Fi81e)

99 Long-time propagandists Katie Couric and Jim Acosta say they are very concerned that CNN and CBS News are about to become propaganda outlets.

Hysterical stuff.

Oh my, much concern was expressed. They're not just concerned, they're VERY concerned. I had no idea things were that serious. Oh wait, I don't care. In fact, I revel in dismissing their concerns.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2026 06:09 PM (Riz8t)

100 Learned a trade 50+ years ago. Never been without work.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2026 06:09 PM (5P5DO)

101
I just stumbled on something I didn't know existed. Today and tomorrow are "Manhattanhenge". Because of NYC's (mostly) rectangular street grid, and the ~30 degree offset to North, sunset will align with the cross streets.

After the solstice, it will happen again around July 11.

ANd likewise, looking in the other direction, sunrise will align around the winter solstice.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (w6EFb)

102 82 This Good News Post went sideways fast.

just like that rocket on skinwalker ranch tuesday night...

Posted by: anachronda at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (v3pYe)

103 Couric can still beat Acosta at arm wrestling.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (03/BH)

104 Anderson Cooper's Striking "60 Minutes" Signoff Apparently Made CBS News's Editor-In-Chief Bari Weiss Furious As She Wasn't Given Advance Notice & Effectively Blindsided By Those Remarks. She Also Kept Privately Expressing Frustrations To Associates About Way She's Covered & Scrutinized By Media.

Don't want to be called a propagandist hack don't be a propagandist hack. Pretty simple.

Didn’t 60 minutes get sued for being a political hack when they aired a heavily doctored interview with Kamala Harris? Nm just looked it up, they settled out of court for 16M

It was typical TV editing for these types of interviews, not the sanewashing they do for Trump.

Weiss is getting the coverage she deserves. She’s destroying brand and business value to an incalculable degree.

Freedom of speech is very important to me and should be to you. When CBS censors comedians like Colbert and 60 Minutes journalists like Sharyn Alfonsi, not interested in supporting them in any way. We’ll see what happens if the merger goes through. For now, I will not support them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (ycI94)

105 (conversation between crows just outside of Ace's earshot)

Crow #1: "He thinks we want to be friends."
Crow #2: "What? Noooo. He looks like a 3 ft. hairy plushy."
Crow #3: "Ewawwwk."
Crow 1: "What?"
Crow 3: "Sorry, had something in my throat. Those damn Skittles he keeps giving us."
Crow #2: "Look, we accept the free snacks. When he goes inside, we shit on his car and blame the Blue Jays. Everyone's happy."
Crow #1: (gives side-eye) I think he wants us to give him a gift.
Crow #3: "OOOOh Oh, the crack pipe we stole from that dead hooker.
Crow #2: "Probably alread has one."
Crow #1: "A dead hooker?"
Crow #3: "Have you been in his garage?"

Posted by: Orson at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (dIske)

106 60 Minutes has been bullshit lib propaganda since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Hearing them scream and cry about being held to some degree of journalistic standard is sweet music, like a choir angelic.

Posted by: 60 Minutes of lies at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (TbWk/)

107 Learn to code? Lear to suck smelly hobo cock for a buck under the bridge.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (vUhur)

108 You're a batshit crazy partisan who is too unattractive and probably has too checkered a past to go directly into Democrat politics so you work from the shadows in the media.

How's that? Is that better than the euphemism?
__________

For Ace, that's still a euphemism.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (XvL8K)

109 Shall we talk about the digestive track and corn?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Why not?

Posted by: Mr Peanut at May 28, 2026 06:11 PM (IivNP)

110 So what's the deal on this CECOT thing?

Posted by: No Name Today at May 28, 2026 06:11 PM (8mulE)

111 Freedom of speech is very important to me and should be to you. When CBS censors comedians like Colbert and 60 Minutes journalists like Sharyn Alfonsi, not interested in supporting them in any way.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (ycI94)
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CBS is a private entity, morons (not in a good sense).

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)

112 It might be easier if the left just schedule all of their anger and hatred into one small condensed time period every 24 hours.

Might I suggest two minutes?

Posted by: George Orwell at May 28, 2026 06:11 PM (KOF8G)

113 I've got five words for you: Learn to fucking code, bitches.

Somewhere there is a ditch to be dug.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 06:08 PM (/lPRQ)

You too can work from home doing Medical Coding! Just give us a call at 1-800-RIP-UOFF, and we'll send you more information.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2026 06:11 PM (qx7Zg)

114 Oh my, much concern was expressed. They're not just concerned, they're VERY concerned. I had no idea things were that serious. Oh wait, I don't care. In fact, I revel in dismissing their concerns.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2026

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How much do I care about Couric and Acosta and their concerns?

Let's see. If you took one single drop of water, and extracted one single hydrogen atom from it, and could isolate and trap the single electron, I might care 1/1000th of that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

115 93 Learn a trade, son. Like wheelwright.

that EngelsCoachShop fellow on youtube seems to keep busy.

Posted by: anachronda at May 28, 2026 06:11 PM (v3pYe)

116 You're a batshit crazy partisan who is too unattractive and probably has too checkered a past to go directly into Democrat politics so you work from the shadows in the media.

How's that? Is that better than the euphemism?
__________

For Ace, that's still a euphemism.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 28, 2026 06:10 PM (XvL8K)
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Glory holes of the media?

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:12 PM (Fi81e)

117 > I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.
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Learn to fucking cope.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2026 06:13 PM (jehhT)

118 I started doing Tahini a couple weeks ago. Have no idea if it's doing anything, but it does not taste bad. Like a bitter, thin peanut butter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

119 "Learn to fucking code, bitches."

Beautiful advice, Ace!

Posted by: Tracy at May 28, 2026 06:14 PM (EGTA2)

120 I wonder how Jim Acosta's podcast is going. Has he hit double digits on listeners yet?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2026 06:14 PM (Riz8t)

121 I started doing Tahini a couple weeks ago. Have no idea if it's doing anything, but it does not taste bad. Like a bitter, thin peanut butter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026

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Tahini?

Dated her in high school. Transfer student from Hawaii.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)

122 121.

She still send you a lot of email SPAM?

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:16 PM (03/BH)

123 Didn’t 60 minutes get sued for being a political hack when they aired a heavily doctored interview with Kamala Harris? Nm just looked it up, they settled out of court for 16M

It was typical TV editing for these types of interviews, not the sanewashing they do for Trump.
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Yeah, that's how you rack up a legal win. Is to show it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Some of these people are allergic to contrasting input.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:16 PM (Fi81e)

124 Tahini?

Dated her in high school. Transfer student from Hawaii.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)

Open Sesame!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

125 CNN had news on an Iran Deal...yada...yada...yada...

So we may be near the middle of the end of the beginning of the middle of the conflict.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 06:16 PM (Sco7b)

126 Freedom of speech is very important to me and should be to you. When CBS censors comedians like Colbert and 60 Minutes journalists like Sharyn Alfonsi, not interested in supporting them in any way.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2026
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CBS is a private entity, morons (not in a good sense).
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026

***
These clowns think the media is owned by and beholden to the right, aka "Trump's government."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (wzUl9)

127 The most hysterical and pathetic thing about the Katie Couric and Jim Acosta whine-fest is that they’re both doing the video from their crappy living rooms.

Seriously? With all the money these cretins were paid, they can’t spring for a professional-looking backdrop?

$2 OnlyFans whores have more respectable environs.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (vUhur)

128 Hmmmm, newsflash, I guess.

Michigan Gov. Whitmer says she won't be running for president in 2028

What does she know? Have the Dems already concluded they can't beat Vance? No, I didn't think that either.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5z5dx5

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Riz8t)

129 Tahini?

Dated her in high school. Transfer student from Hawaii.
---
You dated Raquel Welch's daughter?

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (/d4WW)

130
Open Sesame!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026

***
She was cute too. Could never get a date with her though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (wzUl9)

131 Lear2SellYourAss

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

132 Seriously? With all the money these cretins were paid, they can’t spring for a professional-looking backdrop?

$2 OnlyFans whores have more respectable environs.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (vUhur)
________________________

Couric's X-Ray Power Glasses aren't cheap.

Posted by: Orson at May 28, 2026 06:18 PM (dIske)

133 Say what you will, Katie Couric has the cutest colon I've seen on TV.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2026 06:18 PM (Riz8t)

134 Learn a trade, son. Like wheelwright.
Posted by: Just a hair behind the times at May 28, 2026 06:07 PM (TbWk/)

I am at a point in my life where if I got laid off, I would go get a job at Ace Hardware, or some such.

Not Walmart. Been there, done that.

But not having some kind of job just does not fit with me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at May 28, 2026 06:18 PM (0aYVJ)

135 >>Freedom of speech is very important to me and should be to you.

The party that cheered on the government when it partnered with social media to shut down the speech of half the country has thoughts on freedom of speech. Stupid thoughts but thoughts.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 06:19 PM (viF8m)

136 CNN had news on an Iran Deal...yada...yada...yada...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 06:16 PM (Sco7b)
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TACO! -- Those who otherwise claim to hate war and American soldiers dying and executive military actions.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Fi81e)

137 Doesn't 60 minutes have numerous scandals in its history?"

Hey, at least we're not Dateline. Now who wants to blow up a truck?
/59 minutes

Posted by: man at May 28, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)

138 Open Sesame!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026

***
She was cute too. Could never get a date with her though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:17 PM (wzUl9)
——

I fucked her

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 28, 2026 06:19 PM (vUhur)

139 117 > I can't stress enough how bad the advice "learn to code" is these days.
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Learn to fucking cope.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Learn to hoe.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 28, 2026 06:20 PM (ycI94)

140 >>Freedom of speech is very important to me and should be to you.

The party that cheered on the government when it partnered with social media to shut down the speech of half the country has thoughts on freedom of speech. Stupid thoughts but thoughts.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 06:19 PM (viF8m)
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100%.

They didn't seem that concerned with Janky at all.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)

141 LEARN TO BLOW!

Posted by: Guy in the back of the theater at May 28, 2026 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

142 Son is leaving for a business week in Australia tomorrow. We just got back into town last night.

I don't always send him goodbye messages, even when he leaves the country. In this case I did and hoped for a healthy and safe trip with the warning that koala bears have chalmydia. Gave him stats and everything.

Because not everyone has his mother for this information.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 28, 2026 06:20 PM (WONhk)

143 Gretchen Whitmer has decided not to run for Precedent in 2028 to spend more time with her oily skin.

Seriously, you could fry chicken on her face.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:21 PM (03/BH)

144 Say what you will, Katie Couric has the cutest colon I've seen on TV.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2026

***
She's just okay in the foot department. They aren't ugly but nothing spectacular either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:21 PM (wzUl9)

145 The sense of entitlement from those former 60 Minutes bozos is off the charts.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2026 06:21 PM (rj6Yv)

146 Open Sesame!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026

***
She was cute too. Could never get a date with her though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026
*
I fucked her
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 28, 2026

***
Hence her nickname

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:22 PM (wzUl9)

147 If I lost everything and had to go get a job I figure I could go to work at most any Advance Auto parts store and be manager within 2 months.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:22 PM (vFG9F)

148 Gretchen Whitmer has decided not to run for Precedent in 2028 to spend more time with her oily skin.

Seriously, you could fry chicken on her face.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at May 28, 2026 06:21 PM (03/BH)
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Microwave.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

149 >> just like that rocket on skinwalker ranch tuesday night...

My patience is wearing thin. They need to go in there and just blow that mesa up and see just what the hell is in there. Some massive bunker busters or something and see just what happens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (w6EFb)

150 The party that cheered on the government when it partnered with social media to shut down the speech of half the country has thoughts on freedom of speech. Stupid thoughts but thoughts.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 06:19 PM (viF8m)
______________________

I would like to know if these people still work for our government:

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI): Special Agents Elvis Chan and Laura Dehmlow, along with former Deputy General Counsel Jim Baker. These ingrates were participating in meetings with social media to institute censorship.

Posted by: Orson at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)

151 Gretchen Whitmer disclosed that her appeal as President had become more selective.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)

152
Michigan Gov. Whitmer says she won't be running for president in 2028

What does she know? Have the Dems already concluded they can't beat Vance? No, I didn't think that either.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5z5dx5
Posted by: Archimedes

==============

Surveying their talent bank now, they might be realistic enough to conclude that their 2028 candidate is going to be a sacrificial lamb.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (n7rxJ)

153 Michigan Gov. Whitmer says she won't be running for president in 2028

What does she know? Have the Dems already concluded they can't beat Vance? No, I didn't think that either.

She's not going to win the primary, and it will be packed. The radicals think she sold-out to Trump, a significant chunk of Dems think America is too sexist to elect a woman, and she's white...which Dems have to publicly hate and shame, while secretly having old whites run the party.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 28, 2026 06:24 PM (ycI94)

154 If I lost everything and had to go get a job I figure I could go to work at most any Advance Auto parts store and be manager within 2 months.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:22 PM (vFG9F)

That would probably be the case with any retail operation.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:25 PM (XMuV+)

155 If I lost everything and had to go get a job I figure I could go to work at most any Advance Auto parts store and be manager within 2 months.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026

***
I dread the idea of *having* to go back to work. If I chose to, that's one thing, but being *forced to* out of financial considerations is an awful thought.

("Hello, Wolfus! How do you like being a Walmart Greeter?"

("I'd rather be in a dragon's colon. Have a nice day.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:25 PM (wzUl9)

156 Wow. Something happened. Whoopee.

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at May 28, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

157 Surveying their talent bank now, they might be realistic enough to conclude that their 2028 candidate is going to be a sacrificial lamb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (n7rxJ)

It will be a black female goat named GOAT.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2026 06:25 PM (qx7Zg)

158 Surveying their talent bank now, they might be realistic enough to conclude that their 2028 candidate is going to be a sacrificial lamb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (n7rxJ)

REALLY early days for 2028 right now.

Plus, I think TJM is right at least insofar as it will be a nut around who pleases the base.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

159 Any news about any deal is pure bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2026 06:26 PM (5P5DO)

160 The sense of entitlement from those former 60 Minutes bozos is off the charts.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2026 06:21 PM (rj6Yv)
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They don't like new input, they won't like balance seeping in.

It must be TRUMP!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 06:26 PM (Fi81e)

161 "That would probably be the case with any retail operation.
Posted by: polynikes"

Mostly you just have to outlast everybody else.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

162 News Readers continue to be the most over paid profession in the world.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:27 PM (XMuV+)

163 That would probably be the case with any retail operation.
Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:25 PM (XMuV+)

The one downside is that, as you get older, I have been ... more freer with my opinions- and I did not start out particularly diplomatic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

164 157 Surveying their talent bank now, they might be realistic enough to conclude that their 2028 candidate is going to be a sacrificial lamb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (n7rxJ)

It will be a black female goat named GOAT.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2026 06:25 PM (qx7Zg)

Black transgender differently-abled pansexual quadriplegic.

Posted by: Checking the boxes. No not that box. at May 28, 2026 06:28 PM (TbWk/)

165 Mostly you just have to outlast everybody else.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

If you had a bit of sense and a good work ethic you would jump right over everyone.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:28 PM (XMuV+)

166 Also, luv, one should never, ever, wear black eyeliner with lower lid. Makes you look like a chy knee lizard. What on earth?

*SNORT*

One would think that someone whose business is appearing on camera would learn this kind of basic makeup stuff in the, oh, 35 years she's been in that game.

Idiot.

Although to be fair, I'm told that the make-up on her anus was just *perfect* when she took her viewers on a fun tour of her lower colon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2026 06:29 PM (guGkK)

167 >>Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI): Special Agents Elvis Chan and Laura Dehmlow, along with former Deputy General Counsel Jim Baker. These ingrates were participating in meetings with social media to institute censorship.

Chan was put on "leave" from the FBI about a year ago and Baker has been gone a long time. He actually went to work for Twitter after leaving the FBI. Musk shit canned after buying Twitter.

Not sure about Dehmlow but Kash and Bondi were pretty good about taking out the trash.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m)

168 There is some evidence that mixed nuts are a bit more difficult to fully digest and get all the food value (calories) extracted.

They are great for when you want something fairly substantial tho maybe don’t feel like firing up the grill or kitchen. They have a good mineral profile too.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2026 06:30 PM (TEI8e)

169 I had no idea what Talrico was even talking about in the sidebar. Thanks for explaining, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

170 I suppose I could learn to code. No, I already know I don't like that. Maybe do web sites. I hear that's a pretty hot ting nowadays.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

171 A banana on the wind.
-poetry in the style of Talarico

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

172 Also, luv, one should never, ever, wear black eyeliner with lower lid. Makes you look like a chy knee lizard. What on earth?

***
Sitting right here, dear.

Posted by: Zombie Audrey Hepburn at May 28, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)

173 Oh no! It's over for Paxton!!

The Houston Chronicle--that was always going to endorse the Dem, and always endorses the Dem--has endorsed Talarico!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2026 06:31 PM (73/SM)

174 Maybe do web sites. I hear that's a pretty hot ting nowadays.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

Go Daddy dot com!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

175 Black tranny differently-abled pansexual quadriplegic who lives on the even side of the street in Peoria

Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2026 06:32 PM (TEI8e)

176 157 Surveying their talent bank now, they might be realistic enough to conclude that their 2028 candidate is going to be a sacrificial lamb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 06:23 PM (n7rxJ)
___

The central question is whether they should run AOC now and lose, or run her 30 pounds later and lose.

Posted by: Abuela and the Forty Thieves at May 28, 2026 06:32 PM (qUkBO)

177 Almost dinner time for me and the cats.

Trapped, a 1949 film noir with Lloyd Bridges, is on Movies! tonight at 7 Central. I've never seen it; sounds intriguing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

178 Enough of the lying propaganda spewing cock-suckers.

Here's what's on the Nightly News

ABC - gas explosion in Dallas

All of them

Later
Iran deal
Trump on $250 bill
Other crap....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

179 I suppose I could learn to code. No, I already know I don't like that. Maybe do web sites. I hear that's a pretty hot ting nowadays.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

You could get a relatively high paying job as an overland truck driver. Though that would be my worst nightmare as I hate driving. But if you have a family you do what you gotta do.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:33 PM (XMuV+)

180 141 LEARN TO BLOW!

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: the margins at May 28, 2026 06:33 PM (v3pYe)

181 "They're is some evidence that mixed nuts are a bit more difficult to fully digest and get all the food value (calories) extracted."

I always pick out the pecans first anyway. Then the cashews, almonds, the filberts, the Brazil nuts, and then the peanuts. That way I get the full nutritional content.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

182 There is some evidence that mixed nuts are a bit more difficult to fully digest and get all the food value (calories) extracted.
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So I need to put a wider cross-section of nuts in my mouth?

Posted by: James Talarico at May 28, 2026 06:34 PM (Fi81e)

183 You could get a relatively high paying job as an overland truck driver. Though that would be my worst nightmare as I hate driving. But if you have a family you do what you gotta do.
Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026

***
I could do that. But who would take care of the cats while I was gone?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

184 181 "They're is some evidence that mixed nuts are a bit more difficult to fully digest and get all the food value (calories) extracted."

I always pick out the pecans first anyway. Then the cashews, almonds, the filberts, the Brazil nuts, and then the peanuts. That way I get the full nutritional content.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

Blasphemer. It's cashews, then pecans, then almonds, then hazelnuts, then peanuts, and the Brazil nuts are abandoned.

Posted by: Yes, I am THAT guy at May 28, 2026 06:35 PM (TbWk/)

185 And being a truck driver would take all the fun out of road trips on my time off. "I've SEEN that Interstate already!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)

186 I could do that. But who would take care of the cats while I was gone?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

Have them live in the rig. You can all use the same litter box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

187 The Dems always manage to pick a worse candidate than the one they previously ran.

How can someone be worse than Beto. This is an example why you never say never.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (XMuV+)

188 The central question is whether they should run AOC now and lose, or run her 30 pounds later and lose.
Posted by: Abuela and the Forty Thieves

Isn't the scuttlebutt that she's running for Schumer's seat? That would be an interesting fight. She's dumb, but her handlers have to know the Presidency is a losing option for her in 2028.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (ycI94)

189 "Blasphemer. It's cashews, then pecans, then almonds, then hazelnuts, then peanuts, and the Brazil nuts are abandoned.
Posted by: Yes, I am THAT guy"

Whut? You must be some kind of Yankee.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

190 Most nuts like almonds and cashews leave little flakes of themselves in my mouth. Peanuts (perhaps because they are not really nuts) don't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)

191 187 The Dems always manage to pick a worse candidate than the one they previously ran.

How can someone be worse than Beto. This is an example why you never say never.
Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (XMuV+)

Talarico is Temu Beto, but gayer.

Posted by: Which is quite a feat at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (TbWk/)

192 Most nuts like almonds and cashews leave little flakes of themselves in my mouth. Peanuts (perhaps because they are not really nuts) don't.

And I suppose I'm not a planet.

Posted by: Pluto at May 28, 2026 06:37 PM (guGkK)

193 Whut? You must be some kind of Yankee.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

You. Take. That. Back.

Posted by: Pistols at dawn, suh! at May 28, 2026 06:37 PM (TbWk/)

194 >>"They're is some evidence that mixed nuts are a bit more difficult to fully digest and get all the food value (calories) extracted."
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Can't eat almonds. Go right through me. Desert camo poop.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 28, 2026 06:38 PM (0bjKf)

195 >> And I suppose I'm not a planet.
Posted by: Pluto

Burn the witch!

Posted by: Mike Brown at May 28, 2026 06:39 PM (w6EFb)

196 "You. Take. That. Back.
Posted by: Pistols at dawn, suh!"

Only if you say the code word.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

197 Michigan Gov. Whitmer says she won't be running for president in 2028

Speaking of Toxic incompetent radical leftwingers

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 28, 2026 06:40 PM (wGerL)

198 Hint. Beverage of preference.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

199 197 Michigan Gov. Whitmer says she won't be running for president in 2028

Speaking of Toxic incompetent radical leftwingers
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 28, 2026 06:40 PM (wGerL)

Maybe she'll do her weird lesbo-coded Dorito eucharist thing again.

Posted by: Followed by fake kidnapping at May 28, 2026 06:41 PM (TbWk/)

200 198 Hint. Beverage of preference.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

RC Cola.

Posted by: The One True Cola at May 28, 2026 06:42 PM (TbWk/)

201 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2026 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

202 I would eat a couple of cans of cashews a week but stopped after I had my first kidney stone four years ago. Cashews are one of the foods to avoid because of its high oxalate content.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 06:43 PM (XMuV+)

203 The Big Combo, the intriguing 1955 noir with Cornel Wilde and Richard Conte, is on Movies! now. It features an early role for Lee Van Cleef and Earl Holliman as two of Conte's gunmen. It's implied, rather subtly, that the two thugs are gay: They clearly live together and sleep in the same room, and when one is killed, the other is badly upset as if by the loss of a wife or child. Kind of startling for a 1955 movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9)

204 "198 Hint. Beverage of preference.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

RC Cola.
Posted by: The One True Cola"

Close. The judges will allow.

Posted by: Sweety at May 28, 2026 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

205 Learn a trade, son. Like wheelwright.
Posted by: Just a hair behind the times at May 28, 2026 06:07 PM (TbWk/)

There's money to be made in that. Still a market for wood-spoke wheels. A skilled wheel wright can make good coin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2026 06:50 PM (8zz6B)

206 polynikes thanks for warning, I like cashews too

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

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