Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Daily Tech News 28 May 2026

Top Story



Tech News




Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Where did all you zombies come from?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:35 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 w00t

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 04:38 AM (6wpGE)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2026 04:39 AM (5UTWB)

3 I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2026 04:39 AM (5UTWB)

4 A-run, run, run, run, runaway:

>>>And the whole thing runs run in your browser.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 04:40 AM (6wpGE)

5 3 I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2026 04:39 AM (5UTWB)

snoozed, losed

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 04:41 AM (6wpGE)

6 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Pondering getting another GPS for truck. This Garmin with its fastest route only would increase my mileage by 1/4 to 1/3 every trip. I have 12 miles to go and it wants me to go 20 to supposedly save a couple minutes.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2026 04:45 AM (Ia/+0)

8 snoozed, losed

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 04:41 AM (6wpGE)
-

Shopped, dropped!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2026 04:47 AM (5UTWB)

9 The Hooters - All You Zombies

Catchy! Lotta smokin' goin' on.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 04:48 AM (6wpGE)

10 Uh-oh, I think this might be an earworm.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 04:49 AM (6wpGE)

11 I think one or more of the Hooters also wrote Girls just want to have fun somg

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2026 04:59 AM (Ia/+0)

12 When I put

The Hooters - All You Zombies

into a google search bar, I was told that "People also ask ... Is there a longer version of 'All You Zombies'?"

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 05:00 AM (6wpGE)

13 11 I think one or more of the Hooters also wrote Girls just want to have fun somg
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2026 04:59 AM (Ia/+0)

Wikipedia says:

1983: Bazilian and Hyman were asked to write, arrange, and perform on the debut album of a relatively unknown singer named Cyndi Lauper, She's So Unusual, which was being produced by their former producer and friend, Rick Chertoff. Hyman co-wrote the song "Time After Time" (and also sang the lower harmony vocal in the choruses) ...

1993: their debut album for MCA Records, Out of Body ... "Boys Will Be Boys", a song featuring Cyndi Lauper

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 05:06 AM (6wpGE)

14 Nice out
Have a great day horde
And have Cut Jib Speaks for the commute

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2026 05:10 AM (Ia/+0)

15
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

16 9 The Hooters - All You Zombies

Catchy! Lotta smokin' goin' on.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 04:48 AM (6wpGE)


It reminds me somehow of this surreal 1982 classic. I think elements of the tune (though this is a bit faster), some of the set design, and the general vibe:

Golden Earring - Twilight Zone (Official Music Video)
*NSFW* https://youtu.be/msg-inxE8NU *NSFW*

Posted by: SciVo at May 28, 2026 05:16 AM (Sy6m/)

17 Braaaaains!

*grabs coffee, quickly glugs down a bunch of it*

Please excuse me. I meant: G'morning Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2026 05:21 AM (O7YUW)

18 Good morning everyone. Driving to Virginia today, ugh. I’m very much looking forward to seeing family, dreading everything else. Have a pleasant day.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 28, 2026 05:28 AM (tbhdx)

19 Because I'm not a high tech person , Nvidia always sounds to me like a pharmaceutical product: "Try Nvidia today and experience relief from painful rashes."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 05:42 AM (PFs9e)

20 Greetings and good morning, everyone!

Fen, I read that article you posted yesterday from the Christian Post about the dreaded eeeeevil scourge of "Christian Nationalism." Personal opinion: The author couldn't find the point even if he had a Boy Scout showing him the way. He just knew it was bad because "reasons."

Love hearing "All You Zombies" but I still think "Johnny B" is a better song. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 05:44 AM (BpO1e)

21 Daily Romania

@daily_romania
EU regulator initiates process to ban right-wing EU party for failing to uphold "EU values"

The Europe of Sovereign Nations party was founded by Germany's AfD

Posted by: 13times at May 28, 2026 05:45 AM (fp1v/)

22 Good morning! Do you have to go near Swamp Gomorrah? I'd be worried of fireballs.

Posted by: SciVo at May 28, 2026 05:45 AM (Sy6m/)

23 Evening and morning for this Thor's Day, all!

Good morning! Do you have to go near Swamp Gomorrah? I'd be worried of fireballs.
Posted by: SciVo at May 28, 2026


SciVo, "Swamp Gomorrah" is a good name for Noo Awlins!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)

24 “ When he has brought out all his own, he goes on ahead of them, and his sheep follow him because they know his voice. ”

John 10:4

Posted by: Marcus T at May 28, 2026 05:54 AM (qTrmL)

25 Oh, I meant D.C., in reply to Rufus! A play on how it's sometimes called "Sodom on the Potomac." But I see it doesn't really narrow it down, these days, all things considered...

Posted by: SciVo at May 28, 2026 05:55 AM (Sy6m/)

26 Anyway! Here I is, sipping coffee, with enough sleep for once despite the efforts of a certain big black cat to wake me early. It's 80 nasty degrees outside, and I have to work out in it. The rain they've been threatening us with all week has not materialized the last two days -- not that it cools things much. The humidity, already vicious, gets even worse during and right after a rain.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 05:56 AM (wzUl9)

27 @20/NR Pax: " but I still think "Johnny B" is a better song. -:-) "

Agreed, and I'd forgotten about that one - thank you.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2026 05:56 AM (O7YUW)

28 Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 05:44 AM (BpO1e

Thanks for taking the time to read the article.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 05:56 AM (ix8EF)

29 @25/SciVo: Have also heard it called "Mordor on the Potomac".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2026 05:57 AM (O7YUW)

30 It reminds me somehow of this surreal 1982 classic.

Another man of culture on this smart military blog. Life is good.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 05:58 AM (BpO1e)

31 @25: Posted by: SciVo at May 28, 2026 05:55 AM (Sy6m
****
Nope, NoVA, which is bad enough for me.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 28, 2026 06:03 AM (J0RzC)

32 Thanks for taking the time to read the article.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Going to be honest: The article annoyed me a bit and not just because the author struggled to make a coherent argument.

Agreed, and I'd forgotten about that one - thank you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Yeah...that song was part of the soundtrack during some bad things a few friends were going through. We got better though. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 06:05 AM (BpO1e)

33 In case you hadn't heard: The seller accepted my offer for the house in Indiana. Now I have to arrange for the inspection and a slew of other things that I've never done before. Of course I'm nervous. I haven't moved in over twenty years, for one thing; never bought a house, for another; never lived in that area of the country (though my scouting last Sept. showed me that it, and the people, are nice).

Encouraging, though, is that my new town is at 63 F. right now (6 am their time), high expected of 85, low tonight of 57 (!). I can imagine in spring and fall cracking the windows, turning on the ceiling fan, turning off the A/C, and still being comfortable sleeping at night. Sounds like a dream. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

34 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9

Congratulations!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 06:06 AM (ix8EF)

35 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 28, 2026 06:07 AM (2Ez/1)

36 Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 06:05 AM (BpO1e)

That's o.k. It wasn't intended to annoy anyone ( I can do that all on my own here 😉 Just something to think about . If you care to, how would you explain. The term.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 06:08 AM (ix8EF)

37 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 28, 2026 06:09 AM (Hbeqj)

38 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 28, 2026 06:10 AM (VyBeY)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0114 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0052 seconds, 47 records returned.
Page size 37 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat