"Doctor" Jill Biden Continues the Family Business of Lying, Claiming She Had "Never, Ever" Seen Joe Biden As Confused As He Was During the 2024 Debate, "Before or Since"

She claims she was so "frightened" of what she was seeing from Joe Biden -- that she'd never, ever seen before -- that she thought he was having a stroke.

I think he's had a lot of strokes.

This is all a gigantic lie, obviously. She has been banished from the Democrat Party and the Democrat Media and she needs to be in their good graces when Sheriff Joe kicks it.

Also, these lines were obviously pre-scripted and repeated numerous times, with political operatives coaching her on how emphatically to say "never, ever."

And to also say "I don't know" when asked well, what did you think was going on when you saw this completely unprecedented mental fogginess?

Jill Biden to CBS on the 2024 debate: “I was frightened because I had never seen Joe like that... I thought he was having a stroke."

Jill Biden immediately after the debate in 2024: "Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the facts!" pic.twitter.com/9wVu1s3q6E
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 27, 2026

She didn't seem "frightened" at the rally the next day when she praised Sheriff Joe with the scripted "compliments:" "Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the facts."

Boy it sure seems like she was well-acquainted with Biden's mental decline and an old pro at covering it up.

Former First Lady Jill Biden previously said she thought then-President Biden did a “great job” after his 2024 debate. She now tells CBS News that she thought he was “having a stroke.” https://t.co/JVINZzMu0h pic.twitter.com/O2e7mgsSIo
— Akayla Gardner (@gardnerakayla) May 27, 2026

This c*** is an actress. A performing whore.

Of course this friendly Advertisement Opportunity was conducted with a friendly hand-picked Democrat operative:

Jill Biden picks Rita Braver—who did the flattering CBS Sunday Morning profile in December 2021–for her first book tour stop.

She says of the debate: “I was frightened, because I had never ever seen Joe like that before or since. Never.”https://t.co/X5wCUbjCDs
— Alex Thompson (@AlexThomp) May 27, 2026

Even this communist cheerleader for murder gets it:

Jill Biden expects the public to believe that Joe Biden had exactly one bad day ever--debate night?

These people have no respect for voters. If you don't want to answer real questions about your husband's obvious cognitive decline, I get it. Just don't do a book tour. https://t.co/okcdukgnXm
— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) May 27, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:50 PM

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1 Mew!

Posted by: The Dog at May 27, 2026 04:51 PM (XodLO)

2 Mew mew!

Posted by: Doctor Mew at May 27, 2026 04:52 PM (XodLO)

3 Mew mew mew

Posted by: Doctor Mew at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (XodLO)

4 LOL... Never seen him like that before ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (nq13e)

5 This family is an absolute skidmark on the underwear that is the American body politic.

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Iwv3U)

6 Pathetic.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (2WIwB)

7 LOL... Never seen him like that before ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (nq13e)
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Ambulatory after 9 PM?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (gnNyN)

8 Holds up a picture of Jill Biden, do you know who this woman is?

2026: That's the bitch that won't let me finish my ice cream!

2024: That's the bitch that won't let me finish my ice cream!

2020: That's the bitch that won't let me finish my ice cream!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)

9 Mew mew?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LGSYn_Aiu6M

Posted by: Doctor Mew at May 27, 2026 04:54 PM (XodLO)

10 LOL he's sharp as a tack!

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2026 04:54 PM (YwEeS)

11 I could have been first but I was having a stroke.

Posted by: Graham Platner at May 27, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

12 5 This family is an absolute skidmark on the underwear that is the American body politic.
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at May 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Iwv3U)

In other words, what Jerry Nadler produced in that infamous moment?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 27, 2026 04:54 PM (KFbdf)

13 Good boy Joe, you answered all the questions! here's a cookie.

These people should be arrested for elder abuse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2026 04:55 PM (n5tGW)

14 I think Jill Biden is being slowly eased into necrophilia....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

15 Back out trying to sell a book to grift more money..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 04:55 PM (nq13e)

16
LOL... Never seen him like that before ?
Posted by: It's me donna

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Or since! So don't blame HER!

Which is exactly what the left is beginning to do, which is why I think she's on this Defense tour. I saw one of those lefty podcasts the other day and they were setting the whole 2024 "disaster" down to Jill Biden.

Watch for her to start pedaling as fast as she can.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 04:56 PM (n7rxJ)

17 Hey. DOCTOR Jill, I think there's some medical issue with my todger.

Maybe you could suck it and find out what's wrong?

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)

18 this is such unbelievable bullshit it's insulting

Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 04:57 PM (Cnrku)

20 Sad woman. Sick

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 27, 2026 04:58 PM (F1ifw)

21 From the air. Finally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 04:58 PM (Cnrku)

22 Stroke? TIA?

Posted by: man at May 27, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)

23 Jill Biden....say what you like about her....but no one could throw together a "Trangender Christmas" event that she could.

I miss the Ben-Wa balls hanging on the tree.

Posted by: Orson at May 27, 2026 04:58 PM (dIske)

24 I just had an actual orange, the fruit that grows on trees, reply to one of my tweets. Like, how do they give the plant computer access, does it type very slowly, so many questions.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 04:58 PM (3uBP9)

25 From the air. Finally."

2 planes take off at the same time....

Posted by: man at May 27, 2026 04:59 PM (XuXeR)

26 Dr Jill: Joe is never confused in bed, I really do like anal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 04:59 PM (hpwtA)

27 >>> Hey. DOCTOR Jill, I think there's some medical issue with my todger.

Maybe you could suck it and find out what's wrong?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)

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Get in line, pal!

Posted by: Hunter at May 27, 2026 04:59 PM (CyFyf)

28
She'll have a hard time claiming she never saw him like this before when the Robert Hur interview video is released in June (unless Biden's lawsuit to repress it prevails).

Not that the MSM will air it -- unless the DNC Powers That Be decide that Kamala has to be kept off the 2028 ticket.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 04:59 PM (n7rxJ)

29 We of the conservative commentariat knew Ol' Mushbrain was losing it, or had already lost it, way back in '21. Of course the Dems could never have admitted it. Who else did they have to run against Trump in '20? JB had the advantage of being easily bidden (read: led like a blind plowhorse), and -- until the Alzheimer's began really to get to him -- *looked* kinda "presidential."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 04:59 PM (wzUl9)

30 I don't even know what "galloping dementia" even means!

Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 05:00 PM (1wjle)

31 Jill Biden is good at ignoring stuff. Just look at how she was able to ignore Joe Biden showering with post-pubescent Ashley.

And she ignored the fact that Joe was married to another woman when she started their affair.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at May 27, 2026 05:00 PM (pk0sF)

32 Jill Biden immediately after the debate in 2024: "Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the facts!"

She literally treated him like a dog that successfully ran an obstacle course or a toddler that had just used the toilet by himself for the first time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 05:01 PM (0N4FZ)

33 I'm genuinely shocked hes not dead or in hospice by now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 05:01 PM (Cnrku)

34 I don't even know what "galloping dementia" even means!
Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026

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It's a faster pace than walking, trotting, or cantering. But that's not important right now. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (wzUl9)

35 "As I watched it, I thought, 'Oh, my God, he's having a stroke.'" And then she talked him into staying in the race.

If she questioned it at the time, she was an awful person who was only helping Trump. Fuck these people. Remember how it was the same way with Fetterman?

And then immediately after the debate she was like “Great job Joe, you answered every question.” Great work, lady. You sure are a woman of conviction.

Joe Biden is about as decent a man as you’ll find in politics at that level, but he should have just done one term and given a whole field of candidates the runway to build on his victories. There would have been no shame in being a consequential one term president. Instead we’re here and hubris was a big part of why.

>In fairness after J6 nobody thought Trump had a chance. I knew with 100% certainty that if he was not prosecuted and incarcerated for his actions on January 6th alone, he would ascend to godhood in the eyes of MAGA and crush the impotent administration that let him walk in the next election.

Why are these people still doing interviews like this? Who cares? CBS news is right wing trash.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

36 32 Jill Biden immediately after the debate in 2024: "Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the facts!"

She literally treated him like a dog that successfully ran an obstacle course or a toddler that had just used the toilet by himself for the first time.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 05:01 PM (0N4FZ)

Doesn't sound like a woman who thinks her husband just had a stroke

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (nq13e)

37 I'm genuinely shocked hes not dead or in hospice by now.
Posted by: Sponge

Adenochrome is a powerful drug.

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

38 Well she would say that, wouldn’t she?

It’s not like Jill could say:
“Looked like a totally normal Thursday night with Joe to me.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)

39 I was in Italy, wife in the shower. Put on Italian tv-host and analyst are going about a million miles a minute in "gibberish". Wife comes out of the shower; "anything on the debate?" I think so, but I have no idea. She texts our (adult) son "Did you watch the debate?" Yup. "How'd it go?" Worse than you can ever imagine...

Posted by: pahound at May 27, 2026 05:03 PM (q383I)

40 How about lumbering dementia? Or trudging dementia?

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 05:03 PM (77rzZ)

41 >>> Why are these people still doing interviews like this? Who cares? CBS news is right wing trash.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

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Oh, lord. 🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 27, 2026 05:04 PM (CyFyf)

42 Adenochrome is a powerful drug.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026

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I thought you couldn't get real chrome for your bumpers any more unless you went to Tijuana!

Oh. Wait.

Adenochrome. Okay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:05 PM (wzUl9)

43 ‘This c*** is an actress. A performing whore’

‘Yea but even I wouldn’t fuck her. Casting couch is closed! My little stubby pee-shee has standards, you know?’

— Fat Harvey

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 27, 2026 05:05 PM (BgZgJ)

44 Do gays get mincing dementia? Flouncing dementia?

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

45 "Havana Syndrome" exists but Joe Biden did a doodoo in front of the Pope. The signs were there this guy was not throwing the fastballs he was throwing in 2008 against Palin.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 05:06 PM (gKWVE)

46 >>> How about lumbering dementia?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 05:03 PM (77rzZ)

That's when you forget where you cut down the tree.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 05:06 PM (3uBP9)

47 >> How about lumbering dementia? Or trudging dementia?

Or traipsing dementia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:06 PM (w6EFb)

48 And when some Republicans say they want a return to civility, this is what they mean:
To go back to that time where Jill could tell lies like this and everyone was forced to accept it as truth.

They love the false civility of coercion.

Much easier to police conservatives for not accepting lies than it is to demand the truth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:06 PM (73/SM)

49 Joe Biden is about as decent a man as you’ll find in politics at that level,

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Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 05:06 PM (Cnrku)

50 Why are these people still doing interviews like this? Who cares? CBS news is right wing trash.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

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Oh, lord. 🤦‍♂️
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 27, 2026

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The aged BernieBro in my former writing group used to say that all the time -- that the legacy media was right-wing, and they had given Obongo a very hard time during his eight years. I said, "Give me three examples."

He changed the subject.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:07 PM (wzUl9)

51

Just go away.

Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2026 05:07 PM (3ek7K)

52 Has anyone seen Joey Shitbrains lately?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 27, 2026 05:07 PM (BgZgJ)

53 Jill's best bet is to move to Costa Rica with the other grifters and hope everyone forgets the name "Biden" like the Egyptians forgot "Akhenaten".

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 05:07 PM (gKWVE)

54 Lying Liar Lies! News at 11:00.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 05:07 PM (kgE5c)

55 Biden has dipshit dementia. That's where people can't tell if you're going senile, or it's just the normal stupid stuff you've said for decades.

Posted by: Wally at May 27, 2026 05:08 PM (0e5Te)

56 How about lumbering dementia? Or trudging dementia?

Or traipsing dementia.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026

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Stumping dementia, when you walk like an elephant to the kitchen and then forget what you went for and whose house you're in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)

57 Debate Biden was Best Biden - ever!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 27, 2026 05:08 PM (tqiZI)

58
"I thought he was having a 'stroke.' But then I looked under his lectern, and there wasn't a pretty young staffer under there, so I figured I was safe from having a car 'accident.' We all know how that goes!

Anyway, all this reminiscing is making me ¡ muy hambrienta! Somebody fetch me a breakfast taco, and blend another one up for the old man! ¡ Si Se Pudenda!"

Posted by: La Doctora Yeel at May 27, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2)

59 Speaking of members of our shitty ruling caste...

Posted by: Their word as a Bidens at May 27, 2026 05:09 PM (TbWk/)

60 All the news that's full of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2026 05:09 PM (ikSmX)

61 Tell us, Dr. Jill, what was your reaction to Joe bathing with children, swimming nude in front of female Secret Service agents, mumbling incoherently, periodic outbursts of gibberish, an inability to walk un-aided, bouts of confusion, anger, etc.

Tell us about all that, Doctor Jill.

*they both deserve to be put in a shallow grave together*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 05:09 PM (jehhT)

62 Flouncing dementia?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

Waltzing dementia

Posted by: That good old Aussie tune at May 27, 2026 05:09 PM (TbWk/)

63 Still no word on the Biden Presidential Library.

Apparently they ran into some funding difficulties.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)

64 Yeah sure, how come Joe hasn't been out in public much after he left saying he would?

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 05:10 PM (Ia/+0)

65
Lurching dementia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:11 PM (w6EFb)

66 33 I'm genuinely shocked hes not dead or in hospice by now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 05:01 PM (Cnrku)
Or in the street in his robe like Vincent Gigante.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 05:11 PM (LHPAg)

67 Hopscotching dementia.

“Good days and bad days.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

68 17 Hey. DOCTOR Jill, I think there's some medical issue with my todger.
Posted by: Bulg

THIS is the proper pronoun and don't forget it, haters.

Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:11 PM (Y8DZL)

69 Doktor Frau Jill BuyDem

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 27, 2026 05:12 PM (fE6HJ)

70 "Dr" Jill Biden has the same doctor degree as "Dr" Bill Cosby, but as as I know, she hasn't been a practicing freelance anesthesiologist.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 27, 2026 05:12 PM (nzBY0)

71 Still no word on the Biden Presidential Library.

Apparently they ran into some funding difficulties.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026

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And they couldn't get copies of the Dell Comics Joe likes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:12 PM (wzUl9)

72 That's bullshit. He was just like that when I kicked his sorry white ass.

Posted by: Corn Pop at May 27, 2026 05:12 PM (guGkK)

73 bet the building will still be better than "obongo's"...

Posted by: pahound at May 27, 2026 05:12 PM (q383I)

74 Schlepping dementia is the worst. What is the deal with all this crap I’m lugging?

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

75
The signs were there this guy was not throwing the fastballs he was throwing in 2008 against Palin.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 05:06 PM (gKWVE)

He wasn't throwing fastballs in '08. He was spiking his mitt on the mound, throwing insults at the umpire, stomping around scratching his crotch. And when Palin was getting fed up with his antics letting them throw her off her game, he'd toss a 68mph whiffleball that she'd miss out of sheer frustration.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 05:13 PM (y9nCu)

76 Look fat. My word as a Biden, hujerguzaomaschefrawz.

Anyway.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2026 05:13 PM (47/pr)

77 Anyway, all this reminiscing is making me ¡ muy hambrienta! Somebody fetch me a breakfast taco, and blend another one up for the old man! ¡ Si Se Pudenda!"
Posted by: La Doctora Yeel at May 27, 2026

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[ Insert applause emoji ]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:13 PM (wzUl9)

78 So is Joe still with us?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 27, 2026 05:13 PM (uDWFN)

79 How's his cancer coming along? Or was that a lie too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 27, 2026 05:14 PM (wBaIH)

80 Uh, yeah, but what about all the other times he looked and sounded confused...

THAT WE HAVE VIDEO OF?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2026 05:14 PM (mP0Kj)

81 Yeah sure, how come Joe hasn't been out in public much after he left saying he would?

Not true. He'll show up anywhere they'll give him $500 to slur his words for a half hour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2026 05:14 PM (guGkK)

82
Has Obama's library opened?

Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2026 05:14 PM (3ek7K)

83 Uh, yeah, but what about all the other times he looked and sounded confused...

THAT WE HAVE VIDEO OF?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2026

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Ah, those were all just cheap fakes.
( -- The Legacy Media, in unison)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9)

84 A Presidential Library with his Auto-Pen signature documents

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 05:15 PM (Ia/+0)

85 when Sheriff Joe kicks it.
.......

Joe is still alive? I thought he had stage 4 fake but deadly prostate cancer a while back.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2026 05:15 PM (UjdFS)

86 57 Debate Biden was Best Biden - ever!
Posted by: Dirac_Delta

I’ve said it for years now, he’s cogent, but I undersold him when I said he was cogent. He’s far beyond cogent. In fact, I think he’s better than he’s ever been — intellectually, analytically — because he’s been around for fifty years.

Start your tape right now, because I’m about to tell you the truth. And F you if you can’t handle the truth. This version of Biden, intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. Not a close second, and I’ve known him for years, the Brzezinskis have known him for 50 years.

Posted by: Murderin' Joe Scarborough at May 27, 2026 05:16 PM (JCZqz)

87 Joe Biden is about as decent a man as you’ll find in politics at that level, but he should have just done one term and given a whole field of candidates the runway to build on his victories.
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This remains one of the top exhibits in how far from reality the left is, how they will refuse to see any facts that deviate from the "accepted truth."

No one but a deeply delusional Democrat would ever say Joe was a decent man.
Ever.
There is literally no evidence anywhere from any time in his life he was "decent."

But more than that, just try getting them to admit that Joe himself promised a single term when he was running for the nomination.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:16 PM (73/SM)

88
Christmas will never be the same without DOCTOR Jill dressed up in fishnet stockings in front of the decorations portraying the 'lil Ho that couldn't get $20 for anything.

Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Y8DZL)

89 82
Has Obama's library opened?

Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2026 05:14 PM (3ek7K)

We're not sure, as no one in that City seems to have passed the high school literacy test.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2026 05:17 PM (mP0Kj)

90
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2026 05:17 PM (3ek7K)

91 Ive heard the regime was run by a triumvirate for four years during Biden's mental absence.

Any guesses on the trio?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 27, 2026 05:17 PM (wBaIH)

92 In fairness after J6 nobody thought Trump had a chance. I knew with 100% certainty that if he was not prosecuted and incarcerated for his actions on January 6th alone, he would ascend to godhood in the eyes of MAGA and crush the impotent administration that let him walk in the next election.
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Yet another person who thinks a reasonable doubt allows for slapping together snippets of a speech to conclude intent.

Trying Trump on incitement, because libs over the years have made incitement harder and harder to prove, would have been one of their biggest blinders yet.

They want Trump incarcerated for *speech*.

Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2026 05:17 PM (ikSmX)

93 Before his physiological mental decline Biden was probably the dumbest, nastiest public figure in the Beltway - for DECADES. Oh there were/are plenty of stupid public figures - back in the day the Senate had Larry Pressler, Chic Hecht, and many just barely above the cutoff, like McCain.

Today of course there's AOC, the entire Black Caucus, and others I just don't know of.

But almost none of those named are as vile and nasty as the idiot Biden. Senators didn't trust him, in the most basic sense.

If the country hadn't already beclowned itself beyond redemption with Obama (and the hysteria that partly made him possible), allowing Biden to be installed as prez would have been the nail in the coffin. As it was it just made the rubble bounce.*

* mixing metaphors is an art form of sorts

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 05:17 PM (U/Byj)

94 88
Christmas will never be the same without DOCTOR Jill dressed up in fishnet stockings in front of the decorations portraying the 'lil Ho that couldn't get $20 for anything.
Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Y8DZL)

Well... when Joe said. Ho Ho Ho...

She took it as a suggestion.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2026 05:17 PM (mP0Kj)

95 Who was it that called Joe a super ager?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 27, 2026 05:18 PM (uDWFN)

96 Joe is still alive? I thought he had stage 4 fake but deadly prostate cancer a while back.

Just stick your finger up my ass of you don't believe it, fat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2026 05:18 PM (guGkK)

97 *biden's stumbling dementia and horseshit cancer were crutches for the administration and their media cohorts to use in covering up his unfitness for office.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 05:19 PM (jehhT)

98 But more than that, just try getting them to admit that Joe himself promised a single term when he was running for the nomination.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:16 PM (73/SM)

I recall that promise he was making in 2020.

I also recall how it went straight down the memory hole as soon as Joe was sworn in.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

99 11 I could have been first but I was having a stroke.
Posted by: Graham Platner at May 27, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

We usually just say "I will be in my bunk" or in this case, "I was in my bunk"

Posted by: human at May 27, 2026 05:19 PM (Vu7A1)

100 How's his cancer coming along? Or was that a lie too.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
.......

Was it oil cancer, old man ball cancer, or prostate cancer?
Guys a mess. Probably pees himself 6 or 7 times a day.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2026 05:19 PM (UjdFS)

101 Partway through his term I knew that once he was done as POTUS, whenever it was, he (if still alive) and Jill would become persona non grata. The whole 2024 election mess guaranteed it.

I believe two big reasons he ran for the 2nd term were because she wanted to keep the perks and the power (which is why she wanted him to run in 2018/2019), and because Joe being in public office benefited pretty much the entire Biden family: kids, siblings, etc. Out he goes, and the money dries up, which it did.

Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2026 05:19 PM (ABYRG)

102 rofl, I hope all of these people get fucked with a flaming cactus as soon as possible.

I'm done pretending to have any respect for people who will just blatantly bullshit everyone they meet.

Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 05:19 PM (+KtXe)

103 Posted by: Murderin' Joe Scarborough at May 27, 2026 05:16 PM (JCZqz)

Should be the keynote video at every WHCD from here on out...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 27, 2026 05:19 PM (nbLIj)

104
I just had an actual orange, the fruit that grows on trees, reply to one of my tweets. Like, how do they give the plant computer access, does it type very slowly, so many questions.
Posted by: banana Dream

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This is how Anthony Wiener started his defense.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:20 PM (n7rxJ)

105 Today of course there's AOC, the entire Black Caucus, and others I just don't know of.

Oh, the Congressional Black Caucus...you won't be seeing them no more. Leave the racial gerrymandering, take the cannoli.

Posted by: Peter Clemenza at May 27, 2026 05:20 PM (JCZqz)

106 Remember, It's not a lie if you believe it.

Cantstandya

Posted by: Case at May 27, 2026 05:20 PM (8XBuM)

107 Lurching dementia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:11 PM (w6EFb)
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You rang?

Posted by: Lurch at May 27, 2026 05:21 PM (ikSmX)

108 37 I'm genuinely shocked hes not dead or in hospice by now.
Posted by: Sponge

Adenochrome is a powerful drug.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

They have to keep him alive and out of hospice to continue facilitating the lie that he was sharp as a tack all the way to the end of his presidency. I'd put $20 down and say he is way past being able to care for himself, much less feed himself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2026 05:21 PM (N39Ws)

109 They want Trump incarcerated for *speech*.
Posted by: Axeman

They want him dead for daring to oppose their utopia. They would settle for him dying in prison by any means possible. This is who they are. They ain't our countrymen.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)

110 Are they still calling her Doctor Jill Biden?

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Oy/m2)

111 I'm sure the plan was for JB to step aside hallway through his term to give Kamala a historic first and a shot at 10 years in the white house. But she turned out to be more incompetent than anyone expected and he turned out to be to stubborn to leave.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 27, 2026 05:22 PM (nzBY0)

112 Almost everyone should know by now Biden was a mental health problem

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

113 The MLB and Washington Nats hate you:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu85vj2

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2026 05:22 PM (n5tGW)

114 Cadaver Joe should have been retired to his rocking chair even before the Obama/Biden ticket. All of those years in the senate, - some habits are hard to break. Jill and her criminal family should be held accountable for their fraud.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2026 05:23 PM (D1E+2)

115 Look fat. My word as a Biden, hujerguzaomaschefrawz.

Anyway.
Posted by: Joe Biden
......

Third aneurysm's the charm.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2026 05:23 PM (UjdFS)

116 Who was it that called Joe a super ager?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 27, 2026

***

Scads of liars. Once one said it, they all did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)

117 How's his cancer coming along? Or was that a lie too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 27, 2026 05:14 PM

Pretty sure that was all a lie. If he had stage 4 prostate cancer that morphed into bone cancer like they claimed he would have been dead by now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 05:24 PM (0N4FZ)

118 My favorite though was the G7 thing in France where he started wandering off from the group photo/gaggle to look at the paratroopers who'd just landed nearby. At first, Macron and UK PM (?) comically started side-stepping, to make it seem Joe wasn't sort of drifting away. Finally he just went too far and someone had to bring him back.

The degradation and idiocy was so pure and magnificent in that scene. Mostly useless dependent "allies" who acted like terrified obsequious Party Congress attendees in Moscow in 1937. Comically attempting to hide that the leader of the greatest country in history - their protector - was in fact a pathetic dementia-addled joke.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 05:24 PM (U/Byj)

119 Are they still calling her Doctor Jill Biden?
Posted by: dantesed
......

Depends.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2026 05:24 PM (UjdFS)

120 108 37 I'm genuinely shocked hes not dead or in hospice by now.
Posted by: Sponge

Adenochrome is a powerful drug.
Posted by: Bulg

People with vascular dementia live longer than is typical with an Alzheimer's diagnosis. I suspect most of Biden's is vascular due to a similarity in my mom's progression with that diagnosis. Spent a lot of time with top notch docs at a specialty clinic. About the only sure way to determine mixed dementia (most people have this) is apparently a brain PET scan.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:24 PM (E4rtv)

121 Doctor of Wipe and Changeology.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2026 05:25 PM (UjdFS)

122 The MLB and Washington Nats hate you:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu85vj2

I had forgotten the Washington Nationals existed until I saw this.

Posted by: human at May 27, 2026 05:25 PM (Vu7A1)

123 "Still no word on the Biden Presidential Library.

Apparently they ran into some funding difficulties.
Posted by: SpeakingOf "

They can put it in the activity room at the home.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

124 Hey, she's getting paid a LOT of money to lie like this.
She's a lying whore but she's doing what she's paid to do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 05:25 PM (xcxpd)

125 Wonder how the Biden's cash flow is these days. I'm sure they got many a "10% for the big guy" but they also lived high in the hog. Joe has his pensions, his brother has no contacts left and Hunter is flat broke running from creditors. Couldn't happen to a bigger bunch of scumbags.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 05:25 PM (hpwtA)

126 117 How's his cancer coming along? Or was that a lie too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 27, 2026 05:14 PM

Pretty sure that was all a lie. If he had stage 4 prostate cancer that morphed into bone cancer like they claimed he would have been dead by now.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 05:24 PM (0N4FZ)

It's the Stay out of Jail Free Cancer card.

Kinda like the too Old to stand trial Card they already played.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2026 05:26 PM (mP0Kj)

127 I never had sexual relations with that young girl in the shower, errr...what's her name???? Uh, Ashley. Yeah, Ashley!

*Looks around proudly*

Posted by: Joe Biden, family man at May 27, 2026 05:26 PM (0aOmD)

128 She expects to get away with just one more lie... or, at least, no one does something as uncouth as call her on it.
Guaranteed, the GOPe will not.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 27, 2026 05:26 PM (Bf+vG)

129 Joke Bribe'em 's library will be in a strip mall with the records stacked in cardboard boxes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)

130
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

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HAHA, yup! They're blaming Jill -- as well they should. I mean, if you're going to stubbornly ignore media that exposed the shyte out of him for 5 years then you'll likely deduce that at least one person knew all along.

It's funny that she's put herself in this position. She of course wants to monetize those awful 4 years via a book deal, but that means she'll have to show her face in public and explain what happened the last time the Bidens were scrambling for power. What a screw-up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:27 PM (n7rxJ)

131 118 My favorite though was the G7 thing in France where he started wandering off from the group photo/gaggle to look at the paratroopers who'd just landed nearby.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 05:24 PM (U/Byj)

I enjoyed the look on Joe’s face when he turned around to see the Easter Bunny was his new handler.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

132 109 They want Trump incarcerated for *speech*.
Posted by: Axeman

They want him dead for daring to oppose their utopia. They would settle for him dying in prison by any means possible. This is who they are. They ain't our countrymen.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)
And they want me and you the same way.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 05:27 PM (LHPAg)

133 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2026 05:28 PM (nDXEV)

134 I personally loved the Amazon "climate change" speech, where he finished his speech and just started walking into the jungle from the podium.

Posted by: pahound at May 27, 2026 05:28 PM (q383I)

135 Maybe Biden is in the same place as that crazy hat wearing congresswoman from Florida

Posted by: LASue at May 27, 2026 05:28 PM (E31IE)

136 Joe Biden was a mentally unstable jackass all his life and became worse after his brain surgeries which incidentally were never mentioned by the msm

Imagine if any Republican had had previous brain surgery and an issue of mental stability was a current issue.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 05:29 PM (9se1c)

137
Wonder how the Biden's cash flow is these days.

Posted by: Smell the Glove

=================

Better than yours and mine, but probably a dribble compared to most ex-presidents. For sure Jill is doing this book because she could use the money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ)

138 Biden puts on his pants in the morning just like the rest of us -- yellow facing front, brown in back.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2026 05:29 PM (nDXEV)

139 If anyone's interested, there's a number of articles written about the Congressional pharmacy.

Yea, they have their own pharmacy. Drugs delivered right to their door. Not subject to the public's interest.

But one Pharmacist who was once there tell quite a tale of drug cocktails, Alzheimer's drugs, STD treatments and on and on delivered to the Capitol.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 05:29 PM (jehhT)

140 Are they still calling her Doctor Jill Biden?
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That lie was only convenient when she was vouching for his mental and physical health.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:29 PM (73/SM)

141 Lying, treasonous cunt who deserves to be hanged says what?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 27, 2026 05:29 PM (dK+Kv)

142 And they want me and you the same way.
Posted by: Eromero

Yep. I have no illusions about leftists--fortunately none of them are immediate family. But for most of them, they view deaths and incarcerations of people on the Right as simply justice in action.

Wrong thinkers get no mercy from these assholes.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:30 PM (E4rtv)

143 Yeah, but he's an Oil Cancer survivor. A real tough cookie.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2026 05:30 PM (UjdFS)

144 Imagine if any Republican had had previous brain surgery and an issue of mental stability was a current issue.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026

***
The media gangsters are still trying to push the notion that Trump has medical or mental problems.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:30 PM (wzUl9)

145 125 Wonder how the Biden's cash flow is these days.

Posted by: Smell the Glove

It wasn't that he could be bought. It was that he came so cheap.

Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:30 PM (Y8DZL)

146 @118 the truly disgusting thing about that episode was the propaganda ministries trying to convince everyone that in fact Joey didn't wander off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 05:30 PM (hpwtA)

147 I get the weird feeling that she's been the "naughty step mom" to Hunter Biden.

It matches the disfunction of the whole Biden family.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 27, 2026 05:31 PM (IifOV)

148 I seemed to remember that Whoopi actually thought she was a real medical doctor.

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 05:31 PM (Oy/m2)

149 137
Wonder how the Biden's cash flow is these days.

Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hmmm.

Hunter Biden turned feces into best-selling art.

With Joe being an ex-President, I think they're sitting on a goldmine.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 27, 2026 05:31 PM (Sco7b)

150 Now, listen here, Jack! I was sharp as a tack. And I would know from a tack. I invented 'em. No malarkey!

Me, Curly, and Beau were all engaged to same skirt, named Mabel. We got in a big fight, so I used my Delwarewithal to cook up a tack-firing machine gun kinda like the ones the Russians used to kill Beau in the Crimean War, and I killed him again.

He came back to life like always, and then we smoked crack with Shemp. That little scamp loves crack. Smartest guy I know, though.

Anyway, that's how I invented tacks. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at May 27, 2026 05:31 PM (BI5O2)

151 But one Pharmacist who was once there tell quite a tale of drug cocktails, Alzheimer's drugs, STD treatments and on and on delivered to the Capitol.
--
To say nothing the cocktail of drugs sent to the Obama WH.
Including anti-AIDS drugs.

To be clear:
Obama is a dick-smoking fag who takes it up the ass and has hidden his AIDS for decades.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:31 PM (73/SM)

152 Yep. I have no illusions about leftists--fortunately none of them are immediate family. But for most of them, they view deaths and incarcerations of people on the Right as simply justice in action.

Wrong thinkers get no mercy from these assholes.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:30 PM
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No change from the French Revolution then....

Posted by: Lurch at May 27, 2026 05:32 PM (ikSmX)

153 What's funny is they replaced Biden with someone who made less sense when she spoke.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 05:32 PM (9se1c)

154 I will BET those pharmacy employees have an Omerta requirement that puts the Mafia to shame. The consequences for breaking that would be - severe.

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 05:32 PM (Gqar8)

155 the speech I most hated was his Nuremburg speech in Philadelphia.

It was a foreshadowing of where the Demoncrats were headed, I realize that now, but it was shocking to hear a President, even a fake one, stand up and say all those terrible things, with all the Nazi stage effects.

So many of his speeches are funny, but that one was not.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 05:33 PM (0aOmD)

156 147 I get the weird feeling that she's been the "naughty step mom" to Hunter Biden

and that's the way we became the Biden Bunch

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 05:33 PM (gKWVE)

157 153 What's funny is they replaced Biden with someone who made less sense when she spoke.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 05:32 PM (9se1c)

Yes, but Kamala did it with joy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

158 I personally loved the Amazon "climate change" speech, where he finished his speech and just started walking into the jungle from the podium.
Posted by: pahound at May 27, 2026 05:28 PM (q383I)

I'll never forget him proudly announcing during the debate that "We beat Medicare!" You could hear a distinct audible cringe.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 27, 2026 05:34 PM (k9OZB)

159 The only thing I want to even briefly look over about Bribe'em is his obituary.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 05:35 PM (5P5DO)

160 Obama is a dick-smoking fag who takes it up the ass

I think it's admirable that he and Big Mike still have that kind of intimate relationship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2026 05:36 PM (guGkK)

161 Beat Medicare to death with a stick and let the Somalians pick over the corpse.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

162 I enjoyed the look on Joe’s face when he turned around to see the Easter Bunny was his new handler.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)
It just makes me feel happy all over.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 05:36 PM (LHPAg)

163 153 What's funny is they replaced Biden with someone who made less sense when she spoke.
Posted by: polynikes

At least Kamala had the excuse of having her brain poked orally for years.

Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:36 PM (Y8DZL)

164 When he goes, they can have him lie in state in the Ukrainian embassy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 05:36 PM (0aOmD)

165 The media gangsters are still trying to push the notion that Trump has medical or mental problems.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:30 PM (wzUl9)

And now imagine how worse it would be if Trump had had brain surgery in the past.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 05:36 PM (9se1c)

166 No change from the French Revolution then....
Posted by: Lurch

From that prime asshole and degenerate Rousseau. Jacobins were nasty vicious prototypes for today's leftists. Even today, they wave that bloody banner proudly by naming their newest hot mag--Jacobin. The founder who was a diasporan Indian (dot) claimed it would be the National Review for the left.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:36 PM (E4rtv)

167 145 125 Wonder how the Biden's cash flow is these days.

Posted by: Smell the Glove
_____________________________

I think it's absolutely remarkable (and very telling) that China didn't make a move on Taiwan during the Biden presidency. It's a good bet that Biden would have done very little to stop it for the right amount of scratch. And, since the Senate was in McConnell's hands at the time (with his familial ties to China), there would have been a similar response there.

Posted by: Orson at May 27, 2026 05:37 PM (dIske)

168 Joe is not smart. All he has is a former usefulness to the party and a drive for the cushiness of a do nothing flunkey. His wife has a low cunning about her, and love of the rich life.

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)

169 Somehow I believe the Jews are behind the Hunter and Candice romance.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2026 05:37 PM (D1E+2)

170 Say, if Joe was--and is--such a respected, decent man, how are the donations to his Presidential Library coming along?

LOLGF, not even the Retardos of Redditt are donating to him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (73/SM)

171 "132 109 They want Trump incarcerated for *speech*.
Posted by: Axeman

They want him dead for daring to oppose their utopia. They would settle for him dying in prison by any means possible. This is who they are. They ain't our countrymen.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)
And they want me and you the same way.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 05:27 PM (LHPAg) "

This! Never forget it for a single moment.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (VyBeY)

172 "When he goes, they can have him lie in state in the Ukrainian embassy." - Huck Follywood

Ooh. That's good.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (U/Byj)

173 Jill Biden is doing a book tour?

Why has this book not been discussed on the Book Thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)

174 155 the speech I most hated was his Nuremburg speech in Philadelphia.

It was a foreshadowing of where the Demoncrats were headed, I realize that now, but it was shocking to hear a President, even a fake one, stand up and say all those terrible things, with all the Nazi stage effects.

So many of his speeches are funny, but that one was not.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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They want us subjugated and/or dead. That is why they get along with Muslims and high caste Indians in the US.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)

175
Just reading that NASA has awarded the contract for the new lunar rovers to two companies, Astrolab and Lunar Outpost.

It's interesting. The rovers will be launched and deployed via separate commercial launches and landers.

Shackleton Crater is going to be where it's all at.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (w6EFb)

176
Ive heard the regime was run by a triumvirate for four years during Biden's mental absence.

Any guesses on the trio?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

===============

I'm trying to think of who in that hive would have agreed to share power with two others. It would have had to have been some sort of mutual threat arrangement. "If you don't do as I say, I rat you out" all around.

Obama, Jill, and ???

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (n7rxJ)

177 > At least Kamala had the excuse of having her brain poked orally for years.
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Thanks for the mad props, my dude.

Posted by: Willie Brown at May 27, 2026 05:39 PM (jehhT)

178
Jill Biden is doing a book tour?

Why has this book not been discussed on the Book Thread?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

==============

I know that's a joke, but the book isn't out until June.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:40 PM (n7rxJ)

179 Who else has ever fallen going up stairs? twice.... no three times.

Tell another lie doktor Jill.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 27, 2026 05:40 PM (xvV+O)

180 175
Just reading that NASA has awarded the contract for the new lunar rovers to two companies, Astrolab and Lunar Outpost.

It's interesting. The rovers will be launched and deployed via separate commercial launches and landers.

Shackleton Crater is going to be where it's all at.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (w6EFb)

What will be built there first - Starbucks, or Chik-fil-A?

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 05:40 PM (Gqar8)

181 Just reading that NASA has awarded the contract for the new lunar rovers to two companies, Astrolab and Lunar Outpost.

Damn. And we were the low bidder.

Posted by: OceanGate at May 27, 2026 05:41 PM (guGkK)

182 Any guesses on the trio?
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Curly, Beau, and Shemp. They take care of the old fellas with windshield cancer, because Democrats look out for the little guy! Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at May 27, 2026 05:41 PM (BI5O2)

183 Ive heard the regime was run by a triumvirate for four years during Biden's mental absence.

Any guesses on the trio?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Blinken was one, Jarrett/Obama another, and Hunter/Jill. I think the Obama team was chagrined that Hunter and Jill stymied Joe being replaced until too late. There are some others like Susan Rice, Brennan, etc. flying around the heaping pile of shit that is the Kalorama project hq.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)

184 Wonder how the Biden's cash flow is these days.

Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hmmm.

Hunter Biden turned feces into best-selling art.

With Joe being an ex-President, I think they're sitting on a goldmine.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 27, 2026 05:31 PM

Pretty sure the grifitng is over for the bidens'. hunter fled the country for south africa owing $17 million in legal and other debts. He is also seriously behind on his child support payments and his baby momma is seeking a judgement against him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 05:41 PM (0N4FZ)

185 Was napping, shouldn't be doing that

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)

186
I think it's absolutely remarkable (and very telling) that China didn't make a move on Taiwan during the Biden presidency. It's a good bet that Biden would have done very little to stop it for the right amount of scratch. And, since the Senate was in McConnell's hands at the time (with his familial ties to China), there would have been a similar response there.
Posted by: Orson

==============

I'm also surprised a LOT more wasn't done by our enemies during his term -- especially the last few precious months after he'd dropped out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:42 PM (n7rxJ)

187 It's time for us to do what we have been doing.

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! David Hogg! 2036! at May 27, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

188 What will be built there first - Starbucks, or Chik-fil-A?
Posted by: tubal

Panda Express.

Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:42 PM (Y8DZL)

189 Dems lie as easily as they breathe. And they nod along when they hear lies from their side. It's almost like they are a different species. Except no, they are just reverting to the base level of humanity. One that has no fear of God.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 27, 2026 05:43 PM (uR/bV)

190 Shackleton Crater is going to be where it's all at.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (w6EFb)

What will be built there first - Starbucks, or Chik-fil-A?
Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 05:40 PM

Buc-ee's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)

191 With reference to the last post about the FBI guy being fired, where the Hell is the Antifa arrests!!?

Trump declared them a domestic terrorist organization over 9 months ago. There is no "this takes time" bullshit for that.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 27, 2026 05:43 PM (Vh9CX)

192
Pretty sure the grifitng is over for the bidens'. hunter fled the country for south africa owing $17 million in legal and other debts. He is also seriously behind on his child support payments and his baby momma is seeking a judgement against him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 05:41 PM (0N4FZ)

It's a shame when shitty things happen to shitty people.

May their private hells be terrifying.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 27, 2026 05:43 PM (Sco7b)

193 Pretty sure the grifitng is over for the bidens'. hunter fled the country for south africa owing $17 million in legal and other debts. He is also seriously behind on his child support payments and his baby momma is seeking a judgement against him.
Posted by: Mister Scott

And yet curiously he shows up on Shawn Ryan's podcast and Candace Oven's. Put not your trust in podcasters as they are getting paid under the table by folks to spew whatever narrative that the puppetmasters want them to say.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)

194
Here's the PR page for Lunar Outpost's "Pegasus" rover:

t.ly/Dox_H

The mission requirements for these things are to be launched separately and deployed to the site (Shackleton Crater area at lunar south pole) and be able to operate remotely and autonomously for 1 year on their own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM (w6EFb)

195 Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 27, 2026 05:43 PM (uR/b

Their controlling statement is The Ends Justify the Means.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM (9se1c)

196 > Ive heard the regime was run by a triumvirate for four years during Biden's mental absence.

Any guesses on the trio?
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CIA
State
Lobbyists

It was never "just" 3 people. It was, and is, a cabal. Always.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM (jehhT)

197 I'm trying to think of who in that hive would have agreed to share power with two others. It would have had to have been some sort of mutual threat arrangement. "If you don't do as I say, I rat you out" all around.

Obama, Jill, and ???
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Not Obama but his proxy.
Recall that Jill and Hunter were--oddly and without legal authority--sitting in Cabinet meetings.
So it was those two and the Obama proxy that were running the entire Executive Branch.

But, I'm not sure who was the Obama proxy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM (73/SM)

198 First Obama couldn't run a hot dog cart. He didn't run anything when he was playing preezy. Jill doesn't have the brain power to even pick out a proper curtain to wear... same for Bi Mikaelle.

Obama I, II, and III juntas were run by very smart, very cunning, very ruthless, and very efficient people with the goal of destroying the USA.... and they came awfully close.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 27, 2026 05:45 PM (xvV+O)

199
What's funny is they replaced Biden with someone who made less sense when she spoke.
Posted by: polynikes

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Yes! And what's funnier still is that they're still in denial about HER. It'll take another debate -- Harris vs Vance or Harris vs Rubio, either will be a bloodbath -- for them to admit they have a Babbling Idiot problem.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:45 PM (n7rxJ)

200 I hate car chases in movies but I loved the lunar vehicle chase in Ad Astra.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 05:45 PM (9se1c)

201 It would be interesting to see Joe's reaction if Hunter, a white guy, meets his demise at the hands of black South Africans. "Trump took away my son's Secret Service protection. First Beau,now this"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 05:45 PM (hpwtA)

202 Ive heard the regime was run by a triumvirate for four years during Biden's mental absence.

Any guesses on the trio?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Well, you know just for pragmatic reasons the intelligence community would have to be represented. So, john Brennan is a good guess for one of them. I think Obama is a given. Based on relationships to these two, and her grubby little fingers being in just about every pie...Mary McCord would be my third choice.

Posted by: Orson at May 27, 2026 05:45 PM (dIske)

203 Most people don't know this, but Hunter was a butt-baby. I don't usually talk about it because, for some reason, it embarrasses him... no reason to be ashamed of being a butt-baby, not in this day and age. You can thank Democrats for that.

This was back in the Summer of Love, and I was hitchhiking to Woodstock outside of the steel foundry where I got cancer from a dirty furnace, when this VW bus with flowers on the side pulls up.

Anyway, we run out of gas on this farm, and then - would you believe it? - a ghostly alien starts terrorizing us. Well, I put on my aviators and dragged that Russian sonofabitch into a wind tunnel, and started beating him with a chain. It turns out it's not a ghost alien... it's Trump! He was just trying to scare people off the farm so he could sell it to the Air Force at a gouged price.

Back in those days, Democrats took action, so I told him "listen jack - nobody rips off the taxpayer. Not on my watch!" And then I beat him to death. Afterward, I was so aroused that I banged that drugged-out hippie fella in the van, and 9 months later, Hunter was born. I also banged that dog.

Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at May 27, 2026 05:46 PM (BI5O2)

204
So, socially, who visits Joey?

Which aspiring Democrat fungus shows up to have their picture taken with him?

The few speeches he gives are low prestige events.

We need to talk of him because they are still in the process of covering him up.

Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Y8DZL)

205 Jill Biden is doing a book tour?

Why has this book not been discussed on the Book Thread?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)
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Because we have standards.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2026 05:47 PM (gnNyN)

206 Valerie Jarrett. The name many of you are looking for is Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Hello at May 27, 2026 05:47 PM (DhtQV)

207
Moon Pie has just got to get some sort of Moon Base concession contract.

And that means RC Cola would just have to be there as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)

208 But, I'm not sure who was the Obama proxy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM (73/SM)
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I've heard the name Sandra Rice before.

Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ikSmX)

209 Put not your trust in podcasters as they are getting paid under the table by folks to spew whatever narrative that the puppetmasters want them to say.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM

This seems unduly cynical, particularly for a stripling of such tender years. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

210 203
[in Tommy Wiseau voice] "Ah haha, what a story Brandon!"

Posted by: the lower depths at May 27, 2026 05:48 PM (pRtaC)

211 208 But, I'm not sure who was the Obama proxy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:44 PM (73/SM)
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I've heard the name Sandra Rice before.
Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ikSmX)

Is she the Farsi ferret, or is it that other one?

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 05:48 PM (Gqar8)

212 "Just reading that NASA has awarded the contract for the new lunar rovers to two companies, Astrolab and Lunar Outpost."

Those sound like Micronauts.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 27, 2026 05:48 PM (W5mpo)

213 Get in line, pal!
Posted by: Hunter at May 27, 2026 04:59 PM (CyFyf)

They're such degens, no one can tell me that Jill and Hunter haven't played at "family time" PornHub-style.

Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 05:48 PM (Sy6m/)

214
304 gonna 304

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 27, 2026 05:49 PM (ixS3i)

215 Pretty sure the grifitng is over for the bidens'. hunter fled the country for south africa owing $17 million in legal and other debts. He is also seriously behind on his child support payments and his baby momma is seeking a judgement against him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026

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South Africa??? Has anybody told Hunter than apartheid is over and he won't be able to live like a king there any more?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9)

216 201 It would be interesting to see Joe's reaction if Hunter, a white guy, meets his demise at the hands of black South Africans. "Trump took away my son's Secret Service protection. First Beau,now this"
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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If it is anything like my mother now who ironically got her vascular dementia diagnosis in 2020, he probably won't notice or remember. If you did tell him, it would be gone from the brain in a couple of minutes at the max.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:49 PM (E4rtv)

217 South Africa??? Has anybody told Hunter than apartheid is over and he won't be able to live like a king there any more?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9)

But the chicks still dig white guys right?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 27, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

218 You know who does know exactly who was running the Biden Administration?

Darrius Sweetcum, Esq.; Fanni Willis' boytoy.

Those meetings at the WH were with the people directly in charge.
Not the proxies.
Those meetings were too important to have intermediaries present.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:50 PM (73/SM)

219 Well at least she didn't blame Israel.

Posted by: Jewish Ischemic Attack Conspiracy at May 27, 2026 05:50 PM (qUkBO)

220 Also Susan Rice. As has been mentioned here in previous posts. The other name you are looking for is Susan Rice.

Posted by: Hello at May 27, 2026 05:51 PM (DhtQV)

221 I enjoyed the look on Joe’s face when he turned around to see the Easter Bunny was his new handler.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 27, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt
It was ubama/jarrett.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 05:51 PM (LHPAg)

222 well that was just crazy

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg)

223
ANd here is Astrolab's rover concept:

t.ly/7OWw0

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 05:53 PM (w6EFb)

224 The saddest thing is, they're the smartest things in this miserable state.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 27, 2026 05:53 PM (0Iuar)

225 Obama had other people in the Biden administration, like Blinken and Sullivan. If you wonder why Biden's foreign policy was was such a cluster**k , that's why

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 05:53 PM (hpwtA)

226
But, I'm not sure who was the Obama proxy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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By Obama proxy you mean someone in the administration? That wouldn't be Jarrett.

Do you think he would even need a proxy with Jill and Hunter so willing to sell the country out on so many levels? Just call them up and tell them what to do next.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:53 PM (n7rxJ)

227 I've heard the name Sandra Rice before.
Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ikSmX)

Is she the Farsi ferret, or is it that other one?
Posted by: tubal
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Rice was the NSA, Jarrett took the lead on Iran and domestic politics. Holder dealt with Justice. Biden's guy , Ron Klain, was his Chief of Staff for the first two years and then replaced by a guy named Zients.

Zients was probably brought in to try to coordinate economic policy after the horrendous inflation and shortages between Powell and Yellen.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)

228 [in Tommy Wiseau voice] "Ah haha, what a story Brandon!"
Posted by: the lower depths at May 27, 2026

***
I keep thinking that name is also a word in French, but I can't dig it up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 05:53 PM (wzUl9)

229 But, I'm not sure who was the Obama proxy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Garland or the Iranian chick

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 27, 2026 05:53 PM (ItWcy)

230 206 Valerie Jarrett. The name many of you are looking for is Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Hello

Making more money managing Barry to this day than he gets with his pension.

Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2026 05:54 PM (Y8DZL)

231 Valerie Jarrett. The name many of you are looking for is Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Hello
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ValJar. Trusted, relied-upon, live-in adivisor to Barky.

Her watchword was 'Rapprochement!', aka, send billions in cash to Iran

Posted by: Millennials, Genx at May 27, 2026 05:55 PM (XeU6L)

232 *hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2026 05:55 PM (D1E+2)

233 Ooooooooops /Millennials

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2026 05:55 PM (XeU6L)

234 Also Susan Rice. As has been mentioned here in previous posts. The other name you are looking for is Susan Rice.
Posted by: Hello at May 27, 2026 05:51 PM (DhtQV)
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Yeah, i think that's the one i meant.

Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2026 05:56 PM (ikSmX)

235 NOOD - Talarico

Posted by: the lower depths at May 27, 2026 05:56 PM (pRtaC)

236 I think quite the party ran the Obama administration

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)

237 Obama I, II, and III juntas were run by very smart, very cunning, very ruthless, and very efficient people with the goal of destroying the USA.... and they came awfully close.
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I'll give you cunning and ruthless.
But the rest was due to the power and position they were given.
When you have the entirety of the federal government at your disposal--especially as willing as they were--you don't have to be smart or efficient, with that kind of resource advantage.
You're driving a Ferrari in a donkey cart race.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 05:57 PM (73/SM)

238 But, I'm not sure who was the Obama proxy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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I'd imagine that Obama was the middle man between the big donors like Soros, Steyer, etc. who relayed information to the vast number of undersecretaries,etc. under his administration and his former cabinet types like Holder and lawfare inc dealt with corresponding current cabinet types like Garland. Kind of like the Soviet System. You had a dying Breznev at the helm as the titular leader but you had people behind each big institution-State/CIA, DoD, DoJ, etc. that were running the show. Faceless functionaries.

Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv)

239 This c*** is an actress. A performing whore and a bad one.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Q/FnY)

240 You know,
If the debate was a one off for Joe Biden, how come he didn’t come roaring back in the days or weeks afterwards with multiple free wheeling press conferences to show how on top of the world he was.

Or even now? Has he done an interview lately
That wasn’t tightly screened and scripted heavily edited?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2026 05:58 PM (UOtXw)

241
*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

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Accurate!

Hillary is one former FLOTUS whose political career may have ended in flames, but at least she got rich. Also, people still think she's wise and authoritative. She's well set to cackle at Jill, that skinny loser.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:58 PM (n7rxJ)

242 Better than yours and mine, but probably a dribble compared to most ex-presidents. For sure Jill is doing this book because she could use the money.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ)
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If there was any justice on this earth she'd be working the glory hole at the nearest Greyhound station, but here we are.

Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 05:59 PM (+KtXe)

243 ANd here is Astrolab's rover concept
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Interesting that they feel the need for rollbars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 06:00 PM (jehhT)

244
What is heartbreaking about all this is that we, the American people, will not be the beneficiaries of "Doctor 304's" adroitly tuned fashion and drama sense had she stayed on and taken a large role in staging the 2028 Opening Day Ceremonies for the Los Angeles Olympics.

https://tinyurl.com/doctor304

Challenge offered! Challenge declined!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 27, 2026 06:03 PM (ixS3i)

245 Speaking of gay, a spoof on Ferarri's new electric Luce:

https://tinyurl.com/4p9mcfbx

Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 06:05 PM (kX27y)

246 @91 - Xi Jinping
Vladimir Putin
Random Mexican druglord

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 27, 2026 06:21 PM (BxtZX)

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