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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Ken Dilanian: Kash Patel Has Fired a Completely Non-Partisan FBI Analyst For No Other Reason Than Disagreeing with Him About a "Shooter's Motive" Ten Years AgoThat's the headline/digest this CIA operative and FusionGPS asset posted on Twitter to advertise his MSNOW article. Based on that headline, would you care to guess who that shooter might have been, and what disagreement there might have been about his motive? To help you out, the shooting he's talking about happened in 2017, not quite ten years ago. Do you have your answer? Further hint: This analyst claimed the shooter wasn't a domestic terrorist with any political motive, but was simply shooting rando targets in order to get police to kill him. That is, "suicide by cop." Yes, he's talking about a Democrat operative who refused to acknowledge that the James Hodgkinson III, the man who shot up Republicans at a softball practice and hit Steve Scalise five times, wasn't Aksually a Rachel Maddow fan and Bernie Sanders volunteer who hated Republicans, but just a man with no discernible motive other than seeking to end his own life in the most convoluted manner possible.FBI fires analyst who worked 2017 case of shooting at congressional baseball practice The shooting, which seriously injured Rep. Steve Scalise, was not labeled domestic terrorism at the time, angering GOP lawmakers. Ken Dilanian FBI Director Kash Patel last week fired a senior intelligence analyst who played a role in the FBI's 2017 assessment of the motives of the gunman who attacked a House Republican baseball practice, a report that drew the ire of the GOP because it did not label the incident as domestic terrorism. Four people familiar with the matter said Deputy Assistant Director Emily Morales received a letter from Patel on Friday ending her FBI employment, after which she turned in her badge and was "walked out" by FBI security, as is standard practice. Morales could not be reached for comment. It was unclear whether the letter cited her role in the 2017 assessment, but the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss a personnel matter, said her removal was widely perceived inside the bureau as the latest in a series of firings of nonpartisan FBI agents who did their jobs in a way that drew disfavor from President Donald Trump or Republicans. MS NOW reported five months ago that Tonya Ugoretz, who was the assistant director in charge of the Intelligence Directorate, was removed because of her role in withdrawing a thinly sourced intelligence report alleging that China tried to flood the United States with fake driver's licenses in order to promote fraud in the 2020 election. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has boasted that the FBI forced out every agent who worked on the criminal investigations of Trump that resulted in indictments. Former acting director Brian Driscoll and other former agents are suing the bureau and Patel, alleging they were fired for political reasons. The FBI Agents Association has asserted that many of these firings were illegal. The FBI declined to comment on personnel matters. In June 2017, James Hodgkinson opened fire on a Republican congressional baseball practice in Alexandria, Virginia, shooting four people, including two Capitol Police officers and Congressman Steve Scalise. Hodgkinson was shot and killed by police. Although he had a history of criticizing Republicans and was carrying a list of Republican lawmakers in his pocket, the FBI initially did not label Hodgkinson a domestic terrorist.Oh is that all the evidence? Is that it? Just a history of hatred of Republicans and a list of Republicans in his pocket to murder? Oh -- and also, being an MSNBC Super-Fan, particularly of lesbian antiamerican communist Rachel Maddow. An FBI official briefing Congress described what happened as "suicide by cop," according to a report by House Republicans issued last March. In 2021, the FBI provided a statement to the House Appropriations Committee which read, "The shooter was motivated by a desire to commit an attack on Members of Congress. ... This conduct is something that we would today characterize as a domestic terrorism event." Then-FBI Director Christopher Wray explained to Congress that the incident did not fit the FBI's definition of domestic terrorism at the time, but that the definition had evolved. The report by House Republicans was deeply critical of the FBI, saying, "The FBI case file makes clear this case was a premeditated assassination attempt on Republican congressmen by a radical, left-wing political extremist, who was seeking to affect the conduct of our government."It's incredible that they lied about this. It's even more incredible that they continue lying about this.
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The Blade walks in through the out door ... to FIRST
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/) 2
Is an FBI job a guaranteed lifetime employment? No? Then I don't care why he was fired.
Posted by: 496 at May 27, 2026 02:42 PM (xA5Rj) 3
I imagine it was some dispute about the infield fly rule.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 02:43 PM (ndZc7) 4
@#2... OK- "she" not "he"
Posted by: 496 at May 27, 2026 02:43 PM (xA5Rj) Posted by: free tibet at May 27, 2026 02:44 PM (iNp3L) Posted by: James Talarico at May 27, 2026 02:44 PM (1wjle) 7
Bottom line is the guy got fired because he was not a team player and had a political agenda, no other explanation needed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 02:44 PM (0N4FZ) 8
Democrats are realizing they can’t win with the current crop of candidates. So they’re trying to lay low by slowly stepping away from their most extreme candidates. Word is out now to distance themselves from their Maine Nazi. Word is they worked to have Galindo flamed from the ticket. They’re telling people in Congress to watch what they say. Overall they believe playing moderate will help them win the midterms. Then the masks come off.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 27, 2026 02:45 PM (UMWMT) 9
I seem to recall that he asked people at the field if this was the Republican team practicing for the big game.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 27, 2026 02:45 PM (NYInA) 10
Breaking New: FBI is taking out the trash. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 27, 2026 02:45 PM (IifOV) 11
There are more than two genders. Six, to be precise.
Posted by: James Talarico at May 27, 2026 02:44 PM (1wjle) --- ppshhhh,you bigot... Posted by: Cray Cray at May 27, 2026 02:46 PM (yInIL) Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Vengeance at May 27, 2026 02:47 PM (UMWMT) 14
Didnt tbe shooter also have a relationship with a democrat congressman?
Posted by: Operator Error at May 27, 2026 02:48 PM (8vSty) 15
... meant more than just a volunteer...
Posted by: Operator Error at May 27, 2026 02:49 PM (8vSty) 16
Didnt tbe shooter also have a relationship with a democrat congressman?
Posted by: Operator Error at May 27, 2026 02:48 PM (8vSty) He worked for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 02:49 PM (Kdi1r) 17
Willowed:
OK, I guess I'm wrong about the Stalin thing. Thanks for putting me some knowledge. How in the world did I miss that? Posted by: Bulg Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ) 18
And if I'm not mistaken they still have his communications with Dick Durbin under lock and key.
Posted by: Gee I wonder why at May 27, 2026 02:50 PM (TbWk/) 19
Some measure of consequences.
But the left will take care of him. He'll get a job at an NGO or a book deal. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 27, 2026 02:51 PM (XHO5P) 20
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 02:51 PM (kR/iT) 21
And if I'm not mistaken they still have his communications with Dick Durbin under lock and key.
Posted by: Gee I wonder Thats what i was thinking of Posted by: Operator Error at May 27, 2026 02:51 PM (8vSty) Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ) 23
Fusion Ken Speaks
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2026 02:52 PM (RIvkX) 24
Didnt tbe shooter also have a relationship with a democrat congressman?
Posted by: Operator Error at May 27, 2026 02:48 PM (8vSty) He worked for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 02:49 PM (Kdi1r) Volunteered in Dick Durbin's office. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 27, 2026 02:52 PM (eStot) 25
This flight will now depart over 2 hours late.
It landed. They disembarked. We embarked. Its not flyable. Did they almost murder the last group or us? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 02:53 PM (kR/iT) 26
It's incredible that they lied about this. It's even more incredible that they continue lying about this.
- Not really. It is their nature. Democrat sympathizers cannot be trusted, nor employed in any role we want to claim to take seriously. Which includes at a minimum any government job. Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2026 02:53 PM (vSvIl) 27
Domestic terrorism is when A0C was literally raped and murdered on J6 by the Republican Insurrectionists.
Other events of domestic terrorism include: Saying anything bad about any Democrat anywhere at anytime. Not domestic terrorism (a sample): - trying to kill conservatives - actually killing conservatives - mobs encircling and threatening the lives of conservatives - mobs attacking law enforcement with bricks, stones, concrete, cinderblocks or other objects Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 02:53 PM (73/SM) 28
Question. This analyst. What has zhe been analyzing the last 9 years? Anything vital?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX) 29
*Taps forehead*
Lemme see... what could have possibly been a motive? Suicide. Yeah, that's the ticket. 🥴 And this analyst was still with the Bureau for how long? Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 02:54 PM (jehhT) 30
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 02:54 PM (Ia/+0) 31
I don't care anything about definitions, a suicide by cop isn't gonna travel over 3-4 states to find a baseball game to start shooting at people. That is about as non random as you get.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+) 32
Now at a different terminal with a different plane, waiting to board and try again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 02:54 PM (kR/iT) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 27, 2026 02:54 PM (j+aD2) 34
I wish I could see Fusion GPS bank records for like the last 15 years.
Posted by: No really, it wouldn't be boring at all at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (anL5R) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (j+aD2) 36
Now at a different terminal with a different plane, waiting to board and try again.
Posted by: Sponge I hope you've at least been able to have some booze during this ordeal. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (och2J) Posted by: Dr. T at May 27, 2026 02:56 PM (jGGMD) 40
You have to appreciate that variation of "Republicans pounce" story framing: "angering GOP lawmakers."
That's the real story here--Republicans are the bad guys for getting mad for no reason whatsoever. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 02:56 PM (73/SM) 41
Taps forehead*
Lemme see... what could have possibly been a motive? Suicide. Yeah, that's the ticket. -- Yeah, everybody knows Suicide bombers are just trying to commit suicide, its not political at all . . . Posted by: FFS they really weren't even trying, they didn't expect to lose at May 27, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R) 42
I almost thought we were talking about Vegas for a second. But that is just a figment of my senile 29 year old brain.
Oh look, the guys are here to give me my thorazine. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s) 43
The left tells me that Walz's flunkie Boelter, who says he assassinated Walz's Dem rival on Walz's orders right after she killed one of his goals for the year, is purely because Boelter is anti-abortion.
Yet a leftist shooting at the GOP baseball team is obviously not leftwing terrorism Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm) 44
The motive is simple, republicans got peanut butter on his chocolate. SO what else was he to do but go full KILLBOT?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (xvV+O) 45
Yeah, everybody knows Suicide bombers are just trying to commit suicide, its not political at all . . .
Posted by: FFS they really weren't even trying, they didn't expect to lose at May 27, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R) And pick hyperspecific targets and only attack those targets. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (zZu0s) 46
sponge just enjoy!
at least you don't have a connecting flight hopefully Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (j+aD2) ============= No connector, but having to Uber to the hotel. Captain isn't here. We can't board till he gives the all clear. Keeps getting better. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (kR/iT) 47
It is absolutely not incredible that they lied about this. It is the most credible thing about democrats.
(that may have been sarcasm on Ace's part. In which case, my bad) Posted by: Shenanigans at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (qmxL/) 48
8 Democrats are realizing they can’t win with the current crop of candidates. So they’re trying to lay low by slowly stepping away from their most extreme candidates. Word is out now to distance themselves from their Maine Nazi. Word is they worked to have Galindo flamed from the ticket. They’re telling people in Congress to watch what they say. Overall they believe playing moderate will help them win the midterms. Then the masks come off.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 27, 2026 02:45 PM Payroll processed. Whew! Anyway, they may wish to yank AOC back from her desire to have NY “pull up” on the South. 1. This will not end well, and 2. She looks ridiculous from behind her glass enclosure. No one here in the South gives a rat’s patoot enough about AOC for her to need bullet proof glass. Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (Dd38x) 49
so when that poor elder gentleman was just murdered by that Redditor/Star Wars geek for having Trump flags on his own property...
it reminded me of a murder right here, right nearby me, same deal. lefty nutjob neighbor didn't like the MAGA flag his neighbor had so when he saw his neighbor outside he just walked up and shot him. murdered him. broad daylight, nice pleasant development, just like that. I guess this FBI (former) chick would have zero clue as to why a guy with no record total normie (if leftist) would do that? it's a mystery! (and yeah, it somehow missed being on the news except very very briefly) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (j+aD2) 50
Overall they believe playing moderate will help them win the midterms. Then the masks come off. Posted by: Vengeance at May 27, 2026 02:45 PM (UMWMT) ___________ Unlike the GOP, which plays conservative until they get elected. Then the masks come off. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 02:58 PM (HdYcL) 51
BTW the reason the left produces these infographics that say all political violence comes from the left are able to do it is under the Biden Junta and Obama the government just considered ignored every obvious example of leftwing terrorism and counted every Aryan Nation crackhead killing a Latin Kings crackhead "rightwing political terrorism"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm) 52
Flying these days is an absolute crapshoot, be prepared for anything.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2026 02:58 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Gonzotx at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (Am5oV) Posted by: Ian S. at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm) 56
That shooting was one of the current itteration of Antifa's first attacks. They were celebrating it openly on Farcebook.
Posted by: Reforger at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (a4peU) 57
Fuck that guy. He literally asked if it was the republicans and damn near killed Scalise. He would have murdered all of them if it wasn't for the good fortune of having some of GOP leadership out there who had security details that gunned this fuckstick down.
Suicide by cop my sweaty asshole. Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (oqH4h) 58
I hope you've at least been able to have some booze during this ordeal. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (77rzZ) ========== NOPE! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (kR/iT) 59
Flying these days is an absolute crapshoot, be prepared for anything.
Including the people that aren't REAL! Posted by: That crazy woman at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm) 60
Anyway, they may wish to yank AOC back from her desire to have NY “pull up” on the South.
Posted by: Piper I have never heard this expression before. What does it mean? I assume it's something bad, as it sounds AOC is making a threat. But what, specifically? Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ) 61
Still have never seen the communications between the shooter and Durbin's office. Wonder if the FBI has them somewhere. If so dump them Kash, Durbin is going bye-bye
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 03:00 PM (hpwtA) 62
The left: All these political attacks are obviously false flags
Also the left: Why do we keep missing?!? Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm) 63
Revised After Action Report:
'John Wilkes Booth, unemployed actor, fired randomly inside Ford's Theater on April 14, 1865, because he did not get a part in the play being shown. One person died.' Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2026 03:00 PM (oiNtH) 64
Flying these days is an absolute crapshoot, be prepared for anything. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2026 02:58 PM (RIvkX) __________ Thanks. I'm about to get into a flying machine for the first time in several years and I worry about the drunk and/or acting out lunatics. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 03:00 PM (HdYcL) 65
43 The left tells me that Walz's flunkie Boelter, who says he assassinated Walz's Dem rival on Walz's orders right after she killed one of his goals for the year, is purely because Boelter is anti-abortion.
Yet a leftist shooting at the GOP baseball team is obviously not leftwing terrorism Posted by: 18-1 Leftists and media lie continuously. I no longer even consider anything they say has more than a casual one night stand with the truth. Sorta like Stan. They can tell the truth if they want but they prefer to lie or pretend ignorance like this stupid FBI bint did. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:01 PM (E4rtv) 66
Who met with the staff of two democrat senators before the hit
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 27, 2026 03:01 PM (bXbFr) 67
Suicide by cop my sweaty asshole.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 02:59 PM (oqH4h) Gold Bond. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (zZu0s) 68
Another 'non-partisan' female government employee who just happens to support Democrats and the Democrats platform.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (9se1c) 69
Good riddance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (dK+Kv) 70
Then-FBI Director Christopher Wray explained to Congress that the incident did not fit the FBI's definition of domestic terrorism at the time, but that the definition had evolved. Wray's definition of domestic terrorism is that violence against Republicans does not apply, because it's not terrorism, Democrat Party operatives would never engage in violence, and those Republicans deserve to die anyway. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (y9nCu) 71
They’re telling people in Congress to watch what they say. Overall they believe playing moderate will help them win the midterms. Then the masks come off.
-- They really believe that will work. Saw yesterday, they were extolling the political prowess of Warnock. That he's such a skilled politician, he will be a boon on the GA Dem ticket and could even boost Lance-Bottoms to the governor seat. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (73/SM) 72
If you really want suicide by someone else why not just play a funny game with a hooker you don't know?
Posted by: Michael Hutchinson at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm) 73
This is a case where Republicans should have had some balls. They were almost killed by this guy after all. They should have shut down Congress and defunded the FBI until this case was resolved in a reasonable way.
Posted by: Dave at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (sbsMc) 74
8 Democrats are realizing they can’t win with the current crop of candidates. So they’re trying to lay low by slowly stepping away from their most extreme candidates. Word is out now to distance themselves from their Maine Nazi. Word is they worked to have Galindo flamed from the ticket. They’re telling people in Congress to watch what they say. Overall they believe playing moderate will help them win the midterms. Then the masks come off.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 27, 2026 02:45 PM (UMWMT) I just googled the following: I'm shocked no one has done so yet unless there is some legally actionable reason. has anyone used the Hitler reacts meme yet on Herr Oberoysterfuhrer Platner AI Overview Based on the available search results, there is no evidence that the "Hitler reacts" (Downfall) meme has been specifically used to parody or react to the controversy surrounding Graham Platner (the Maine Senate candidate often jokingly referred to as "Herr Oberoysterfuhrer" in online discussions due to his oyster farm and tattoo controversy). [1, 2] Posted by: Nelly at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (6+ehB) 75
Thanks. I'm about to get into a flying machine for the first time in several years and I worry about the drunk and/or acting out lunatics. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ====== Don't be in a hurry, have backup plans if your bags get stolen, damaged, or lost, and sit as far from the rest of the crazies on the plane as you can. Shorter flights help. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv) 76
California Assembly passes "Stop Nick Shirley Act" to prevent people from uncovering fraud
- Fraud is the main purpose of government. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (ndZc7) 77
Most people these days just read the headlines which is why these lefty news outlets can easily brainwash the public.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (NpAcC) 78
>>>Yeah, everybody knows Suicide bombers are just trying to commit suicide, its not political at all . . .
Posted by: FFS they really weren't even trying, they didn't expect to lose at May 27, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R) And pick hyperspecific targets and only attack those targets. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (zZu0s) -- And, it's not necessary to actually shoot anybody if you just want to get shot by a cop. Out in public? Got a weapon? Acting crazy? That'll do. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (NYInA) 79
He was just a dude who decided to shoot people randomly had nothing to do with politics.
Also Republicans deserved it because they are 100X worse than Hitler. - msm Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (ImXfC) 80
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Flying these days is an absolute crapshoot, be prepared for anything. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2026 02:58 PM (RIvkX) __________ Thanks. I'm about to get into a flying machine for the first time in several years and I worry about the drunk and/or acting out lunatics. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 03:00 PM (HdYcL) Remember that rolled-up AirMall catalogs, writing implements, and seatbelt extenders can all be used as expedient defensive weapons Posted by: A fucking PEN-CEEEEL! at May 27, 2026 03:04 PM (TbWk/) 81
J. Edgar Hoover - the Director probably amassed too much power. He hung around too long, probably. Over fifty (50) years.
I read an interesting biography, authored by a leftist who kept “exposing” all these horrible, terrible things Hoover did. Often, I found myself thinking “This is Fucking Awesome!”, or at best he didn’t understand how top secret information is handled, not even a little bit. One of his digs, was that (somehow) Hoover withheld intelligence purposefully that Japan was going to attack Pearl Harbor. That did not happen. He also made the charge that Hoover made the Bureau look like they had cracked the Nazi spy ring that had landed on the East coast, when in fact George Dasch had surrendered. That much is true, or both can be true. Undoubtedly the idea at the time, was to prevent the Nazis from learning about the surrender. You want the Enemy to believe these guys were rounded up immediately. Anyhoo, what I’m getting at, we need guys like Hoover today. Yes, he was an asshole. I’m starting to get a man crush on G. Gordon Liddy, too. (No Homo!) Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 03:04 PM (JowJ5) 82
But the crazy guy who shot Gabby Giffords and killed a Republican judge was a right wing domestic terrorist egged on by a 'cross hair' political ad.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 03:04 PM (9se1c) 83
Don't be in a hurry, have backup plans if your bags get stolen, damaged, or lost, and sit as far from the rest of the crazies on the plane as you can. Shorter flights help.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv) ==== Keep your Rx with you not checked bags Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2026 03:05 PM (RIvkX) 84
And, it's not necessary to actually shoot anybody if you just want to get shot by a cop. Out in public? Got a weapon? Acting crazy? That'll do.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (NYInA) Don't even need to leave home. Call 911, tell them you have your mother hostage or something and you're going to shoot her, then come to the door waving a gun around. They'll drop you, easy peasy. Posted by: Don't say mother in law, some might sympathize at May 27, 2026 03:05 PM (TbWk/) 85
***Kash Patel Has Fired a Completely Non-Partisan FBI Analyst
--- They are going out of their minds (moreso) That's like the Time lede this morning that Paxton's win blows up Trump's agenda. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:06 PM (D2ex+) 86
73 This is a case where Republicans should have had some balls. They were almost killed by this guy after all. They should have shut down Congress and defunded the FBI until this case was resolved in a reasonable way.
Posted by: Dave McConnell and the GOP put in Rod, the Rat, Rosenstein as effective head of DoJ and the odious slimy Chris Wray as FBI chief. The Senate GOP did not and does not give one shit about their House colleagues nor GOP voters as well. It is all about protecting themselves from lengthy prison sentences for the evil shit they have covered up and approved over the years. Frankly, Cassidy, Cornyn, McConnell and other worthless wastes of human flesh over their demonic natures are getting off easy in this world by simply being kicked out of office or becoming a vegetable. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv) 87
35 lol sponge just enjoy!
at least you don't have a connecting flight hopefully Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 27, 2026 02:55 PM (j+aD2) ======== IF he did at one time, he doesn't anymore - that bird has flown. Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 27, 2026 03:07 PM (JNTt1) 88
Wray's definition of domestic terrorism is that violence against Republicans does not apply, because it's not terrorism, Democrat Party operatives would never engage in violence, and those Republicans deserve to die anyway.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (y9nCu) ========= Well, yeah. Republicans ask him uncomfortable questions and pester him when he has a plane to catch. Posted by: mrp at May 27, 2026 03:07 PM (rj6Yv) 89
Anyhoo, what I’m getting at, we need guys like Hoover today. Yes, he was an asshole. I’m starting to get a man crush on G. Gordon Liddy, too. (No Homo!)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 03:04 PM (JowJ5) All the people that hated him proved he was doing his job. Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2026 03:07 PM (9se1c) 90
83 Don't be in a hurry, have backup plans if your bags get stolen, damaged, or lost, and sit as far from the rest of the crazies on the plane as you can. Shorter flights help.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv) ==== Keep your Rx with you not checked bags Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2026 03:05 PM (RIvkX) Toiletries and a change of underwear. Posted by: In case you get hit by a truck at May 27, 2026 03:08 PM (TbWk/) 91
Anyhoo, what I’m getting at, we need guys like Hoover today. Yes, he was an asshole. I’m starting to get a man crush on G. Gordon Liddy, too. (No Homo!)
Posted by: Common Tater ======= We will have to build a parallel organization outside the FBI. It is essentially ruined by Obama and by the Bush GOP. DHS could be that as they don't have a particularly strong culture yet compared to the FBI. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv) 92
My last plane trip was about 10 years ago. You couldn't pay me enough to get on one today.
Unless it was a corporate jet, flying direct to wherever I was going. Stocked with booze and snacks. That someone else paid for. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 03:08 PM (jehhT) 93
I have never heard this expression before. What does it mean? I assume it's something bad, as it sounds AOC is making a threat. But what, specifically? Posted by: Bulg Opening silos. There's goes last year's reserves! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 27, 2026 03:08 PM (ixS3i) 94
Anyhoo, what I’m getting at, we need guys like Hoover today. Yes, he was an asshole. I’m starting to get a man crush on G. Gordon Liddy, too. (No Homo!)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 03:04 PM (JowJ5) He and Allen Dulles kept dossiers on each other. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ) 95
Now at a different terminal with a different plane, waiting to board and try again.
Posted by: Sponge Tell the gate attendant that you will be FIRST!!! to board. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 27, 2026 03:09 PM (PD4lh) 96
86 73 This is a case where Republicans should have had some balls. They were almost killed by this guy after all. They should have shut down Congress and defunded the FBI until this case was resolved in a reasonable way.
Posted by: Dave McConnell and the GOP put in Rod, the Rat, Rosenstein as effective head of DoJ and the odious slimy Chris Wray as FBI chief. The Senate GOP did not and does not give one shit about their House colleagues nor GOP voters as well. It is all about protecting themselves from lengthy prison sentences for the evil shit they have covered up and approved over the years. Frankly, Cassidy, Cornyn, McConnell and other worthless wastes of human flesh over their demonic natures are getting off easy in this world by simply being kicked out of office or becoming a vegetable. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv) Damn, whig, tell us how you really feel! Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 03:09 PM (tOcjL) 97
Now boarding the 2nd plane, 2 hours late from original departure time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 03:09 PM (kR/iT) 98
Opening silos.
There's goes last year's reserves! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot I still don't know what you mean. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ) 99
It was political. The FBI agent's observations, decisions and actions were based from political bias. That's against the rules.
You're Fired. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:10 PM (D2ex+) 100
There was a fun episode of Sliders where the parallel universe was a police state but all the cops were wearing knee-high skirts.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 03:10 PM (gKWVE) 101
>>> Leftists and media lie continuously. I no longer even consider anything they say has more than a casual one night stand with the truth. Sorta like Stan. They can tell the truth if they want but they prefer to lie or pretend ignorance like this stupid FBI bint did.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:01 PM (E4rtv) Lies have a secondary function beyond simply obscuring the truth and inserting one's preferred narrative in it's place. Lies break trust. Lies live in death because even when revealed in the light of day they actively corrode trust. Their effect lingers on, dismantling civilization which requires trust at some level. And they do not want a functioning civilization. Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 03:10 PM (3uBP9) 102
100 There was a fun episode of Sliders where the parallel universe was a police state but all the cops were wearing knee-high skirts.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 03:10 PM (gKWVE) Including the dudes? Posted by: San Francisco PD? at May 27, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/) 103
Saw yesterday, they were extolling the political prowess of Warnock.
That he's such a skilled politician, he will be a boon on the GA Dem ticket and could even boost Lance-Bottoms to the governor seat. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice They mean skilled cheater not politician. Warnock spread giftcards like water in his races to buy votes and pay his ballot harvesters. Plausible deniability and keeps the need for cash triggering financial reports on the downlow. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:11 PM (E4rtv) 104
One assumes she intended to say “Opening salvos”, but one never knows.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes it is a mute point. Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 03:12 PM (JowJ5) 105
Now boarding the 2nd plane, 2 hours late from original departure time.
Dive bomber or torpedo bomber? Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 27, 2026 03:12 PM (Kt19C) 106
Thanks. I'm about to get into a flying machine for the first time in several years and I worry about the drunk and/or acting out lunatics. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh You flying Aeroflot? Then don't look at the flight crew. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 03:13 PM (y9nCu) 107
Then-FBI Director Christopher Wray explained to Congress that the incident did not fit the FBI's definition of domestic terrorism at the time, but that the definition had evolved.
== Trust Wray Posted by: Q at May 27, 2026 03:13 PM (anL5R) 108
Better practice. *takes deep breath* "I can't breathe!" "I need to attend my great-aunt's funeral!" "I have to get on this flight!" "I need water!!!" "You better get me another booking." "Can you move? I want to sit with my family." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 03:13 PM (HdYcL) 109
Lies have a secondary function beyond simply obscuring the truth and inserting one's preferred narrative in it's place. Lies break trust. Lies live in death because even when revealed in the light of day they actively corrode trust. Their effect lingers on, dismantling civilization which requires trust at some level. And they do not want a functioning civilization.
Posted by: banana Dream ====== True. The brains on the ops figure that what exists now must be torn down in order to rebuild. Most of the left are idiotic at best but their leaders are crazed societal arsonists at their worst. Most of the cadre gets a bullet so that the lunatics can have their society just like the Jacobin leaders. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv) 110
108 "Hey, where'd this scorpion come from? And this one?"
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ) 111
Including the dudes?
Posted by: San Francisco PD? at May 27, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/) Dats der joak. It was Hoover's parallel USA. Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 03:15 PM (gKWVE) 112
boost Lance-Bottoms to the governor seat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 03:02 PM (73/SM) ------- Oooooh did someone say "bottoms?!!!!" Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 27, 2026 03:15 PM (oqH4h) 113
>>> Saw yesterday, they were extolling the political prowess of Warnock.
That he's such a skilled politician, he will be a boon on the GA Dem ticket and could even boost Lance-Bottoms to the governor seat. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice I hope Polearm-Buttocks and Warlock both get hoisted on their own petard. Posted by: banana Dream - for the money, pike is the best polearm, discuss... at May 27, 2026 03:16 PM (3uBP9) 114
I’m starting to get a man crush on G. Gordon Liddy, too. (No Homo!) Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 03:04 PM (JowJ5) I'd pick someone competent for your man crush. Liddy, Hunt and their Plumbers may have had their hearts in the right place, but frankly they were a bunch of incompetent fuck-ups. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 03:16 PM (y9nCu) 115
You flying Aeroflot? Then don't look at the flight crew.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur At the On-Site Inspection Agency, we were forbidden to fly Aeroflot. We used Delta for all of our flights to the former USSR. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ) 116
Way too many Deep State operators in the government, the boss wants them gone so be it.
Oh, but some Commissar Judge will jump into this Ibet Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0) 117
>Liddy, Hunt and their Plumbers may have had their hearts in the right place, but frankly they were a bunch of incompetent fuck-ups
Tried to warn you about Chino and Daddy Gee. Posted by: zombie walter becker at May 27, 2026 03:17 PM (rJ48h) 118
If GA's GOP wasn't so crooked and craven, we'd find that Warnock was not a good politician.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 03:17 PM (gKWVE) 119
At the On-Site Inspection Agency, we were forbidden to fly Aeroflot. We used Delta for all of our flights to the former USSR.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ) I have heard stories about the Russians rolling back the silo covers and revealing a hole full of ground water that seeped in. Was that your experience? Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR) 120
Trust Wray
Posted by: Q Garbled in transmission, it should have been read as : Trust Wray as he is reliably a traitor to the US. Still wonder who exactly was behind that shady ops because Trump never formally denounced it and the left never claimed it as an op. The whole thing goes back to a NKVD op during Lenin's time. So my guess is a group of individuals that Trump may have thought were on his side but actually were not in his first term. They weren't on the Dem side directly either. And I have my suspicions exactly the public faces of that group. Think former intel officers of Uncle Sam. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:18 PM (E4rtv) 121
Don't turn around, UH OH, Der Komisar 's in town UH OH
Posted by: earworm at May 27, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R) 122
Of course after 1/6 their definition of domestic terrorism changed. 1/6 was their 9/11.
The former definition served at the time. Afterward, a new definition was needed to prosecute Trump. Democrats live moment to moment and every day is a new day, unencumbered by memories of the past. Posted by: PG at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM (kma5t) 123
At the On-Site Inspection Agency, we were forbidden to fly Aeroflot. We used Delta for all of our flights to the former USSR.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ) ==== The chickens in the overhead compartments, dead or otherwise, is a pretty good tell. Posted by: mrp at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM (rj6Yv) 124
On Bewitched, Uncle Arthur was my favorite warnock.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM (77rzZ) 125
If you think Stalin in London is weird.
The Soviets had a spy at the highest level in the Nazi regime. Nobody is quite sure who it was, but undoubtedly someone very highly placed. Nicknamed “Werther”, eventually Stalin learned to trust the information provided. It was a gold mine. He was getting high level info even before it could be disseminated to German commanders. One of the few possibilities is, get this - Martin Bormann. Who conveniently was never found, or at least there is some dispute. Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM (JowJ5) 126
At the On-Site Inspection Agency, we were forbidden to fly Aeroflot. We used Delta for all of our flights to the former USSR. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ) Well, sure. You know, the rule for airline pilots in the West and drinking is 24 hours from bottle to throttle. Aeroflot pilots have even more stringent rules. They are strictly forbidden to drink within 24 feet of the aircraft. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM (y9nCu) 127
The FBI lies all the time.
ALL the time. You simply cannot accept anything they say at face value. EVERYTHING must be double checked and verified. They are the Secret Police and see themselves as one of the rulers of this nation. If you're not a cop, you're Little People. And Little People get stepped on.... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 27, 2026 03:20 PM (xcxpd) 128
OT, looks like Insty has changed it's bot detection thingies. Not getting the tedious click box.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s) 129
Thanks. I'm about to get into a flying machine for the first time in several years and I worry about the drunk and/or acting out lunatics.
if it's at all possible, pay for a direct flight making connections is iffy Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 27, 2026 03:20 PM (j+aD2) Posted by: illiniwek at May 27, 2026 03:21 PM (vbXSk) 131
I have heard stories about the Russians rolling back the silo covers and revealing a hole full of ground water that seeped in. Was that your experience?
Posted by: Kindltot I didn't do nuke stuff. I was in the chemical and biological and weapons division. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ) 132
Oh, but some Commissar Judge will jump into this Ibet
Posted by: Skip That is pretty much over on personnel matters. Scotus has pounded enough of the district court judges on that particular item that is pretty much over. All of that is diverted to the Merit Protections Service Board now. Scotus just shut down this week some more lame ass Resist judical rulings trying to use 1st Amendment claims to circumvent firings of officials. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:21 PM (E4rtv) 133
Hope they took away her pension.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 03:21 PM (/rHJl) 134
Oh boy...🙄
NPR: For far-right extremists, the rise of a new enemy: Women. ...last week's attack on a California mosque illustrates a violent ideology and playbook...A 75-page typewritten document...and a livestreamed video showing the attack show extensive grounding in far-right, neo-Nazi thinking. But one facet of the ideology...has been left out of much mainstream coverage. "He just flat out says he hates women and that they're the devil and they're destroying everything. And this is an important thing, because that kind of misogyny did not exist in white supremacist circles, say, 10, 15 years ago," it is comparable to antisemitism, a foundational underpinning of white nationalist thinking that is rooted in conspiracy theories. Antisemitism has been an essential ideological component behind white supremacist attacks at mosques, retail establishments frequented by African Americans and Latinos, gay bars and schools. "We've seen similar kinds of conspiratorial thinking about women 'pulling the strings behind the scenes'...the targeting of a mosque in San Diego is something that is interrelated not only with Islamophobia, but also with antisemitism and deep misogyny." Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 03:21 PM (JCZqz) 135
Aeroflot pilots have even more stringent rules. They are strictly forbidden to drink within 24 feet of the aircraft.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM (y9nCu) ====== And you never know if the pilot is handing over the controls to one of his kids. Posted by: mrp at May 27, 2026 03:21 PM (rj6Yv) 136
Boarded on plane #2.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 03:21 PM (c36SH) 137
Aeroflot pilots have even more stringent rules. They are strictly forbidden to drink within 24 feet of the aircraft. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM (y9nCu) ________ Kids fly free? Kids fly plane! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 03:22 PM (HdYcL) 138
Payroll processed. Whew! Anyway, they may wish to yank AOC back from her desire to have NY “pull up” on the South. 1. This will not end well, and 2. She looks ridiculous from behind her glass enclosure. No one here in the South gives a rat’s patoot enough about AOC for her to need bullet proof glass.
Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2026 02:57 PM (Dd38x) So true. Funny thing about this entire topic, I was just thinking about how, come Civil War II, I would never bother killing Democrat politicians. They're dancing monkeys, and like feral cats in an unneutered colony, the habitat would always create more. Republicans may be marginally better, but still, I think that even if Adam Hamawy blew himself up on the floor of the House and killed everyone, it would 'just' be a tragic loss of human life. They are all precious in the eyes of God, but rather replaceable in their function. They don't really possess paramilitary target value. Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 03:22 PM (Sy6m/) 139
I mean, a pike is just a long pointy stick. Sure you could put bronze, iron, steel on the end but sharpened wood works just as well. And it's heftier than a spear. You can break formations with a pike that you couldn't just tossing spears around. But more basic then any other polearm. Take any fancy polearm, clip off the end, sharpen it, ... pike.
Posted by: banana Dream - Find A Pike At Pike Emporium Now at May 27, 2026 03:22 PM (3uBP9) 140
o my guess is a group of individuals that Trump may have thought were on his side but actually were not in his first term. They weren't on the Dem side directly either. And I have my suspicions exactly the public faces of that group.
== It was an op. Designed to keep you waiting for something that never happened. Promises promises - so a deep state op - a status quo op - FBI op - goal to pacify the potential unrest caused by the low velocity color revolution being run on the country. Or, maybe just some highly creative and wildly motivated skamps who were amusing themselves at the expense of others. Nah, nobody is that motivated without a paycheck. Posted by: Not a professional opinion but at May 27, 2026 03:22 PM (anL5R) 141
The Soviets had a spy at the highest level in the Nazi regime. Nobody is quite sure who it was, but undoubtedly someone very highly placed. Nicknamed “Werther”, eventually Stalin learned to trust the information provided. It was a gold mine. He was getting high level info even before it could be disseminated to German commanders.
One of the few possibilities is, get this - Martin Bormann. Who conveniently was never found, or at least there is some dispute. Posted by: Common Tater Wow, that's something else. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ) 142
The chickens in the overhead compartments, dead or otherwise, is a pretty good tell.
Posted by: mrp at May 27, 2026 03:19 PM I see you've flown to Port-au-Prince before. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 03:23 PM (bFu5X) 143
>>the rule for airline pilots in the West and drinking is 24 hours from bottle to throttle
Not true Posted by: one hour sober at May 27, 2026 03:24 PM (J4Dwc) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 27, 2026 03:24 PM (j+aD2) 145
I'd pick someone competent for your man crush.
——- Eh, you need to read his autobiography. There is much more to Liddy than the Watergate debacle. He was a hardcore guy. He accepted responsibility for the break-in failure. More importantly he didn’t roll over. He refused to testify, “Do you promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?” “No” They sent him to prison for it. Contempt of Congress. The whole nine yards. Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 03:24 PM (JowJ5) 146
128 OT, looks like Insty has changed it's bot detection thingies. Not getting the tedious click box.
Posted by: Aetius451AD DNS attacks are becoming very frequent as too many internet ignorant people don't secure their networks nor their connected devices. And to be fair, the mfg don't help at all with security issues but leaving default passwords or easily cracked ones on accounts, internet routers, internet connected devices like TVs, etc. are asking those to be enrolled in a botnet. As home internet enters gig or faster speeds, a compromised refrigerator can spew out an amazing number of IP requests while the owner of the device wonders why their internet is slow and spotty. So they pay to upgrade, service doesn't improve, and so on. Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv) 147
It's incredible that they lied about this. It's even more incredible that they continue lying about this.
It's another Democrat taqiyya sunrise. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1) 148
The guy just hated softball.
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2026 03:26 PM (YwEeS) 149
Eh, you need to read his autobiography. There is much more to Liddy than the Watergate debacle.
He was a hardcore guy. He accepted responsibility for the break-in failure. More importantly he didn’t roll over. He refused to testify, “Do you promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?” “No” They sent him to prison for it. Contempt of Congress. The whole nine yards. Posted by: Common Tater And he became buds with Timothy Leary and toured the country with him debating LSD. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ) 150
In fairness, Hodgkinson also has not been watching Colbert for the last several years. He's just like us!
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