Quick Hits

Note: I'm going to post the Cafe at 7 so I can post a Texas primary thread at 8.

The fake-Republican South Carolina Dixiecrats have again blocked a new congressional map, in order to save the seat of nonstop racebaiter and fellow Democrat James Clyburn.

They say they're doing this for "states rights" or some cuck mumblemouth bullshit.

NBC:

The Republican-led South Carolina Senate on Tuesday voted against a measure to advance a new congressional map, ending the redistricting effort in the state for now.
The failed vote was a surprise rejection of President Donald Trump, who had urged lawmakers to pass a redrawn map that eliminated the state's single majority-Black district, represented by longtime Democratic Rep. James Clyburn.
The South Carolina House approved the map last week in hopes of putting it into place for this year's midterm elections. As part of the effort, lawmakers also sought to set another primary election for the affected districts in August. But after early voting began on Tuesday for the previously scheduled June primary, some Republicans changed their tune, arguing it was too late to enact new district lines.
"Neither my conscience nor my common sense will allow me to stop an election that is already underway," said Republican state Sen. Richard Cash, a Republican who changed his vote due to timing.

Speaking of ugly grifters who are going to lose their phony-baloney jobs: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

Noted African American Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is such a fervent supporter of blacks getting to elect the black leftwingers they like that she's running for a seat previously drawn to guarantee black representation.

Florida Democrats wrong a Strongly Worded Letter condemning Debbie's psychopathic need for power.

Almost all of Florida's elected Democratic National Committee members are condemning Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz's decision to run for reelection in a district previously drawn to ensure Black voters' representation but targeted for redistricting by Gov. Ron DeSantis this year.
"Our party cannot credibly denounce the dismantling of Black political power by Republicans while treating one of Florida's few remaining majority-Black districts as a political opportunity for an incumbent seeking a safer seat," a group of 10 elected Florida DNC members wrote in a statement released Tuesday.
...
Wasserman Schultz, in Congress for more than 20 years, chose to run in a safe blue seat where a Democrat is all but guaranteed to win in the general election, instead of in one of the surrounding districts, newly drawn to favor Republicans.

It's almost as if these districts were drawn to secure partisan advantage, not racial advantage.

Wasserman Schultz lives in Florida's new 22nd District, which stretches from Coral Springs to Marco Island. Her previous voters were split five ways in Florida's new voting maps, but only a small portion of them were drawn into the 20th District.
Critics say she chose to take her $2.5 million war chest to an easier Democratic-leaning district to ensure her own political power.
"We cannot claim to defend voting rights, racial justice, and representation while undermining Black political power when it becomes politically convenient," the Florida DNC members wrote.

I wonder what she'll do when she gets her fat droopy ass kicked to the curb.

Maybe she'll go into modeling.

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a Quint in it

Trump went to his six month physical at Walter Reed. Chris Cilizza, who attacked anyone who suggested that Biden was aging poorly and called it "low" politics, now sounds the alarm over Trump seeing the doctor "three times in thirteen months."

It's six month check-up. You're supposed do three six-month check-ups in any 13 month period. Do the math, asshole.

How many times do you have a six month check up in a 13 month period? Not two. You have to add one more because the period begins and ends with a visit, with another one in the middle.

Anyway these are the very high thinkers who are really really good at third grade math who think you should accept their thinking as conclusive.

But anyway, the entire left is now demanding we get very serious about interrogating the president about his health after five years of insisting that Biden was literally running circles around his 25-year-old staffers and was a "super-ager" and that any video showing him losing his train of thought, forgetting that the woman he was honoring was in fact dead and repeatedly calling her to the stage, routinely babbling incoherently, never being available any earlier than 10:30 in the morning and never later than 4:30, etc. was all right-wing "cheapfakes."

Here's one obvious mouth-dick docking module claiming that Biden routinely faced questions about his age but Trump doesn't.

Jonathan Lemire
@JonLemire
NEW: The Newest Oldest President
Donald Trump has not faced the same scrutiny for his age as Joe Biden did. For now.
But as Trump is poised to turn 80 next month, questions about his health and increasingly erratic behavior are growing

Except he himself attacked anyone on the right raising these questions about Biden.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
May 18
Lemire says Biden faced "scrutiny" over his age issues unlike Trump.
Here is Lemire attacking other media outlets for covering questions about Biden's cognitive issues raised in various videos.
He uncritically parrots the White House "cheap fakes" line and laments that the media will have to "grapple" with these "fakes."
Is this the kind of "scrutiny" he's talking about?
These people act as if none of this never happened.
Incredible.
June 2024:

🚨 Stephen Miller says the scale of welfare fraud is SO MASSIVE that eliminating it alone could balance the ENTIRE federal budget

"The amount that has been fleeced from us is in the HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars."

"We could balance the federal budget if the only dollars that… pic.twitter.com/15B8h7GLDm
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 26, 2026

Communist jihadist Zohran Mamdani did the inevitable and declared he would begin seizing the estates of "negligent" land-owners -- "wreckers," as the communist party calls them, people who don't use their property the way the state wants them to -- and give them to "responsible" managers, including the tenants of the buildings.

Speaking of socialist jihadis: Tucker Carlson advocates people just repudiating their debts. #FightThePower!

Tucker: "I think people should stop paying their credit cards."

The man is a fount of endless wisdom. pic.twitter.com/Vb9ieJYwg2
— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) May 26, 2026

Let's burn all the bank records of debts and mortgages! Then we can occupy the college administration buildings and demand free schooling!

Trump has changed! He's an ISRAELI ASSET!

I'm a Real Conservative! Please like and subscribe and send me money via KoFi!

Tucker spent Memorial Day praising the Real Heroes Here.

Speaking of foreign-funded influence operations against America: Hasan Piker admits that confirmed Chinese Communist Asset Neville Singham is the main funder of leftwing ops in America.

Far-left political influencer Hasan Piker identified American Marxist tech tycoon Neville Roy Singham as a major financier behind a network of pro-communist U.S. nonprofits engaged in "political advocacy" and "a lot of political movements," marking the first public acknowledgment from a figure inside the far-left network that organizations in the Singham network are operating with an explicitly political agenda.
The comments are significant because congressional investigators and watchdog groups have long argued that nonprofits connected to Singham are functioning as overt political operations while enjoying tax-exempt charitable status. Critics argue such activity may violate nonprofit tax laws, which place strict limits on the amount of political activity charities can conduct.
As Fox News Digital reported exclusively on Saturday, Treasury Department's Office of Foreign Assets Control issued an administrative subpoena to Piker and far-left CodePink co-founder Susan Medea Benjamin for possibly violating sanctions against doing business with the Communist Party of Cuba when they traveled to the island nation in March for an ideologically-charged transnational convergence of communists in an international "convoy."
Piker and Benjamin haven't responded to requests for comment, but they have publicly defended their trips to March as "humanitarian" missions to help the people of Cuba.
At about 37 minutes in a six-hour livestream on Monday, headlined, "FEDS ARE AFTER ME," punctuated with two cursing emojis, Piker stunned listeners knowledgeable about the intricacies of far-left networks by saying that he believes federal investigators are ultimately targeting Singham and the organizations he supports, including CodePink and the self-declared communist organizations ANSWER Coalition and Party for Socialism and Liberation, for the "political" work they do.
Together, these groups and others in the Singham network have organized, coordinated and staffed most of the divisive anti-U.S. street protests the nation has seen over the past decade. Party for Socialism and Liberation is called "PSL" by far-left activists.
"I think that ultimately the target is probably Singham and his operation from PSL to ANSWER Coalition to CodePink -- like anything that he has ever financed," Piker said during the stream.

Admitting that his Cuba trip was funded by the hostile communist foreign government may expose him to legal jeopardy:

Old clip of Hasan Piker saying the Cuban government facilitated the infrastructure for him to stream from the country, effectively providing a basis to arrest Piker as a foreign agent.

Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/iSMyQbwm73
— AF Post (@AFpost) May 26, 2026

Tucker and the Turkish anchor baby Piker -- his parents quickly jetted to America to give birth there and make this foreign agent an "American citizen" -- will be guests on each other's shows well before the election.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump's Triumphal Arch has just officially been APPROVED by the US government's Commission on Fine Arts

.. and this CNN host is on the verge of TEARS over it 🤣

Absolutely TRIGGERED 😂🔥

The 250ft Arch is meant to celebrate America's 250th birthday,… pic.twitter.com/F88BPrM1Kh
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 21, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:47 PM

Comments

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1 That close up counts as eye-rape. You’ll be hearing from my attorney

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 26, 2026 05:48 PM (36bTp)

2 Last time the Dems were concerned about State's Rights in South Carolina it got a little unpleasant.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2026 05:48 PM (+9wcF)

3 I've had jack-O-lanterns that looked better than that shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT)

4 Use that face on a scarecrow

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 26, 2026 05:49 PM (LdBR/)

6 At least Ackbar will get a taste of his own medicine

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 26, 2026 05:50 PM (36bTp)

7 She looks like Carrot Top and Kathie Griffin had a baby.

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 05:50 PM (UjdFS)

8 No trigger warning?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 26, 2026 05:50 PM (W5mpo)

9 "Neither my conscience nor my common sense will allow me" you can almost hear his puffy penis shaped lips flap out the words.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 05:51 PM (3uBP9)

10 Good Lord.
Imagine my shock.as.I scrolled.down and encountered that face!!!
WTF???!!

Ok...ok...I'll hit the tip jar.
But.damn.
A little warning eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 05:51 PM (2WIwB)

11 Re picture

Dear Lord. *makes Sign of Cross*

Posted by: Miracle! at May 26, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

12 Holy crap. After that picture I'm taking an extra Cialis so Mrs. Cosda isnt too disappointed.

Posted by: Cosda at May 26, 2026 05:51 PM (aykDQ)

13 I did not need or want to see that face that close. Ugh.

Posted by: turambar at May 26, 2026 05:52 PM (Q0yOR)

14 I actually saw Debbie on MS Now during No King's day!!!

Best ever!!

Bruce Springsteen is on stage, they mute him and have him on one side of the screen while they let Debbie talk.

Freaking hilarious!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 26, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)

15 Use that face on a scarecrow
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

Heh. When Bilbo sees the Ring in Rivendell.

Posted by: Miracle! at May 26, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

16 Erratic behavior? Trump always behaved like this. Just once, I'd like some facts instead of hysterical teen-girl screaming and fainting by these libtards.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 05:52 PM (DwqWV)

17 Yikes, DWS had not aged well.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2026 05:53 PM (4KUe5)

18 If ace sees that every time he thinks of a woman, I can't blame him being gay.

Posted by: Miracle! at May 26, 2026 05:53 PM (zZu0s)

19 Oof dah

Posted by: LASue at May 26, 2026 05:53 PM (E31IE)

20 .. and this CNN host is on the verge of TEARS over it

Damn, Kassie Hunt's got some broad shoulders. Built like a linebacker.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 05:54 PM (gtcuf)

21 Ace, ace, ace... below the fold is where you're supposed to hide emetics like that.

Posted by: RandomDave at May 26, 2026 05:54 PM (aJQbY)

22 Third time in a year. He's 80 and falling apart.

He eats McDonald's EVERYDAY. He takes more aspirin per day than is recommended by doctors. He NEVER exercises. There's only so much duct tape and IV fluid that can keep this shitbag together. He's falling apart and his people are trying to hide it, and which like his people normally do, they are fucking it up.

Stress is the silent killer. This dude cares for no one and nothing. Complete apathy. These people seem to exist the longest. Uncaring and consuming as much as they can.

Swelling in the feet is a very strong symptom of heart failure.They put a damn robot heart in Dick Cheney, and will do no less for this scumbag. They will barge the gates of hell to make Satan sign the contract for this man. So don't get your hopes up for the Big Beautiful Obituary.

Is this why they are building a medical facility under his ballroom? Then he can go in secret without all these pesky questions from the press

It'll be fascinating to see how many people lose their jobs, get death threats, etc, for saying "I'm glad he's dead" when the worthless old piece of shit finally pops his clogs.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 26, 2026 05:55 PM (ycI94)

23 /off equine Mel Brooks device

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

24 Heaven forbid we have some decent architecture in DC. I guess the libs want everything to look like the brutalist FBI headquarters or something.

Honestly, the East Wing was an architectural disaster.

Nothing wrong with a Triumphal Arch. Kinda like Caesar has conquered.... doze nuts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 05:56 PM (DwqWV)

25 Speaking of socialist jihadis: Tucker Carlson advocates people just repudiating their debts.

So, rich guy encouraging the poors to take the fast track to bankrupcy. That's a take...I guess.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 05:56 PM (gtcuf)

26 Oof dah
Posted by: LASue at May 26, 2026 05:53 PM (E31IE)

Be glad chicks don't have to get an erection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)

27 I'd rather see the Ewok prostate exam infographic again than that close-up of DWS

Who need Ozempic when you can ruin your appetite with that photo?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (73/SM)

28 th!

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (ikSmX)

29 I scrolled down the page and nearly had a heart attack when I saw that toothy grin...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (gnNyN)

30 Is history's greatest monster Winston Churchill, or is it the system of usury foisted upon us by hummus-eaters in Tel Aviv, a system condemned by my good friends in Qatar and Tehran?

Just asking questions.

Serious questions.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (+5gCg)

31 I’d fuck the crypt keeper before I’d fuck DWS

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (BgZgJ)

32 The arch looks too much like the french one. The eagle needs to be way bigger. Actually just make the arches his talons. That would be cool. Giant talons you walk between and the eagle screaming above you wings spread.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (3uBP9)

33 Never exercises? Dude plays golf. Like a pro.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (DwqWV)

34 MY EYES!!!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (DuLyh)

35 I'd rather see the Ewok prostate exam infographic again than that close-up of DWS

Who need Ozempic when you can ruin your appetite with that photo?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (73/SM)

Hey, the Ewok Prostate Exam was comedy gold.

It was the hug in the final panel. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

36 When I saw that photo, I literally did a John Belushi "Aaah!!"

Like Fluke-man* wearing a mayonnaise-soaked wig.

*Fluke-man being one of the creepiest monsters in The X-Files.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 05:58 PM (0aYVJ)

37 Yikes! She hit the wall hard. Look what being a Democrat does to a person, she's well on the way to cryptkeeper wannabe.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at May 26, 2026 05:58 PM (A375E)

38 31 I’d fuck the crypt keeper before I’d fuck DWS
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (BgZgJ)

Sweetie, please keep your fucking to yourself. None of us needed either of those graphics.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)

39 I predicted America would heal and find the strength to laugh again after Colbert's show ended.

Colbert's doing a show on his YouTube channel!!!

The healing begins.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 26, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

40 You know the Harry Potter movies? She looks like Peter Pettigrew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

41 Come on down! We're having a big sale!

Posted by: Eye Bleach Warehouse at May 26, 2026 06:00 PM (967/Q)

42 And you know that hairy bastard is giggling to himself like a gay schoolgirl at our reactions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

43 Trump told Madoff, "I can lose money all by myself." And yay, Stephen Miller! Lets claw back akk the grift and fraud and retire the deficit.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 26, 2026 06:01 PM (YlWIZ)

44 It's six month check-up. You're supposed do three six-month check-ups in any 13 month period. Do the math, asshole.

Hold up there Ace, I have been assured repeatedly that there would be no math on this blog.

Also is that a real pick of wasserman or some AI bull$hit?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 06:01 PM (0N4FZ)

45 I think I like the Arch of Constantine better than the Trump one, but they both have their charms.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:01 PM (DwqWV)

46 I’d fuck the crypt keeper before I’d fuck DWS
Posted by: Elric the Blade

*Winks*

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at May 26, 2026 06:01 PM (O0YTm)

47 Never exercises? Dude plays golf. Like a pro.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (DwqWV)

Counter argument: John Daly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

48 Maybe she'll go into modeling.

At least you get a chance to avoid MY ladies!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 26, 2026 06:02 PM (ycI94)

49 Not enough eye bleach in the world for that DWS closeup.

Posted by: ballistic at May 26, 2026 06:02 PM (oqH4h)

50 I’d fuck the crypt keeper before I’d fuck DWS
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 26, 2026 05:57 PM (BgZgJ)

There's a difference?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 06:02 PM (qx7Zg)

51 And you know that hairy bastard is giggling to himself like a gay schoolgirl at our reactions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)
----
The reason he only posted open threads yesterday was because he himself was recovering from gazing upon that Gorgon too long...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (gnNyN)

52 have mercy, Ace! that picture!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (VyBeY)

53
Far-left political influencer Hasan Piker identified American Marxist tech tycoon Neville Roy Singham as a major financier behind a network of pro-communist U.S. nonprofits engaged in "political advocacy" and "a lot of political movements," marking the first public acknowledgment from a figure inside the far-left network that organizations in the Singham network are operating with an explicitly political agenda.

-------

Piker's owners aren't going to be too happy about that. Nor about the possibility that this spoiled weakling may be pressured to make a deal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (azNOR)

54 Her wrinkles have bags.

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (UjdFS)

55 I'm all out of eye bleach, but looking at some Sydney Sweeney bikini pics served as an emergency counteractive.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (gtcuf)

56 There's a difference?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 06:02 PM (qx7Zg)

Crypt Keeper probably puts more effort in. Like Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)

57 >>>Maybe she'll go into modeling.

She was excellent in Blade Runner as J. F. Sebastian, gifted genetic designer with accelerated decrepitude.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (dK+Kv)

58 That arch will be vandalized on a constant basis due to TDS and America hating savages.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 06:04 PM (Enz0M)

59 Ok there is no eagle in the original design, just some broad. Ok here's banana Dream's idea:

A giant eagle, and riding the giant eagle is a huge knockout babe, Lady Victory, with a great rack, one boob exposed because that's artistic, and she's sporting two 50 cals, and the eagle's feathers are also kind of flames.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 06:04 PM (3uBP9)

60
DWS's teeth! She looks like a victim of British dentistry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:04 PM (HdYcL)

61 I'm all out of eye bleach, but looking at some Sydney Sweeney bikini pics served as an emergency counteractive.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (gtcuf)

Look up 'Tessa Fowler Cortana Cosplay'

Your welcome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

62 I wonder what she'll do when she gets her fat droopy ass kicked to the curb.

Maybe she'll go into modeling.
_________________________

Stand-in for a head of cauliflower, obviously.

Posted by: Orson at May 26, 2026 06:05 PM (dIske)

63 Good Googly Moogly! An Orc!!

Posted by: A Tolkien fan at May 26, 2026 06:05 PM (967/Q)

64 YIKES! That's the first time I ever got jump scared.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 06:06 PM (vFG9F)

65 Not enough eye bleach in the world for that DWS closeup.
Posted by: ballistic
.......

Ace is just showing us what it looks like when a Democrat tries to smile.

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 06:06 PM (UjdFS)

66 I voted and did my best to retire John Cornyn today. That is all.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 06:06 PM (Xdfhw)

67 If you had no concerns about Biden's age, including reprehending people who were concerned, I don't care what you have to say.

You have to show me video similar to everything you were ready to call "deep fakes" for the 2 weeks when that was the hustle.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2026 06:06 PM (ikSmX)

68 That Debbie is a real looker!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 26, 2026 06:06 PM (cJcas)

69
It'll be hilarious when the "responsible stewards" of NYC find out about the thing of maintaining a rent-controlled building. (I think it's called profit-and-loss or balancing-the-books or something.) I especially hope the inspectors and repairmen are city employees.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 06:07 PM (GSk5t)

70 tucker has literally lost his mind comparing drug dealers to credit card companies. Dude needs some serious professional help.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 06:08 PM (0N4FZ)

71
In with the first nod to ace's reference to Jaws.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2026 06:08 PM (PnEh/)

72 LOL, so the left knows the AL ruling is shit and the SCOTUS will overturn it.

They're out there yelling "you can't double-stamp a triple-stamp, Harry! You can't double-stamp a triple-stamp!"

They're saying the SCOTUS can't invoke the Purcell Principle to overturn the judges ruling because the judges invoke the Purcell Principle first.

Forgetting that the SCOTUS just said (I forget the case) something like "when the lower court applies the rule wrongly, we're not required to follow them."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 06:08 PM (73/SM)

73
A giant eagle, and riding the giant eagle is a huge knockout babe, Lady Victory, with a great rack, one boob exposed because that's artistic, and she's sporting two 50 cals, and the eagle's feathers are also kind of flames.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 06:04 PM (3uBP9)

_____________

*pulls out big rubber stamp*

Approved!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:08 PM (HdYcL)

74 Gawd!
The Human Shar-pei!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 06:09 PM (2WIwB)

75 DWS's teeth! She looks like a victim of British dentistry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

She could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2026 06:09 PM (O0YTm)

76 Stress is the silent killer. This dude cares for no one and nothing. Complete apathy. These people seem to exist the longest. Uncaring and consuming as much as they can.

If Trump doesn’t care, why would he be stressed out?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2026 06:09 PM (A5RD0)

77 It's six month check-up. You're supposed do three six-month check-ups in any 13 month period. Do the math, asshole.

Hold up there Ace, I have been assured repeatedly that there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Mister Scott
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And if I'm doing my math right, half of all 13 month periods would include only two check ups.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2026 06:09 PM (XvL8K)

78
That facial expression on Wasserman Schultz is so weird.

It's like she said to you, "I want to tear your flesh open and eat your spleen while rolling around in your hot, steaming red red blood."

But, then wants to apologize to you for saying it, but-

She still wants to eat your spleen.

Yeah, that kind of expression.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2026 06:10 PM (iJfKG)

79 DWS is the visual equivalent to Yoko Ono audio.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2026 06:10 PM (ikSmX)

80 I just realized what that photo of DWS reminds me of:

Markula from ATHF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 06:10 PM (73/SM)

81 68 That Debbie is a real looker!
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 26, 2026 06:06 PM (cJcas)

____________________________

Whenever I see the name Stevie Wonder it makes me laugh because Shaquille O'Neal insists that Stevie isn't blind. He used to live in the same building, and Stevie would greet him by name all the time without Shaq saying anything to him beforehand, and Stevie operated the elevator buttons no problem despite there being a large number of floors.

Posted by: Orson at May 26, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)

82 DWS, still keeping One-eyed Willie's treasure safe.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2026 06:12 PM (ikSmX)

83
And if I'm doing my math right, half of all 13 month periods would include only two check ups.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2026 06:09 PM (XvL8K)

___________

You're 47000% correct!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:12 PM (HdYcL)

84 You all are making me rethink my erotic Debbie Whatshername Shultz erotic fan fiction site.

Maybe you're just not the right audience.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 26, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)

85 DWS's teeth! She looks like a victim of British dentistry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

She could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2026 06:09 PM (O0YTm)

She loses, and she'll move to LA hoping Bass wins for the free dental care.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 06:14 PM (qx7Zg)

86 I have no room to talk in terms of close up pictures (I've seen some recent ones of me).

I'm just enjoying watching the racial battle being waged on DWS by those within her own party 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 26, 2026 06:14 PM (SRRAx)

87 It's six month check-up. You're supposed do three six-month check-ups in any 13 month period. Do the math, asshole.

Hold up there Ace, I have been assured repeatedly that there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Mister Scott

***

*pull down green eye shade*
*licks pencil*
*commences to scribbling*
*that gozinda that...this gozinda this*
*carries the one*
SIX!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 06:14 PM (2WIwB)

88 The arch is about America, not President Trump. Anyone who opposes it, opposes America! I think a stele would be better, with scenes from the revolution on each side, topped by President Washington handing President Trump a sword, with democrats cowering at his feet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 06:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

89 "Nor about the possibility that this spoiled weakling may be pressured to make a deal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 06:03 PM (azNOR) "

hah! LOL!
do prosecutors do that, anymore?
well, maybe to innocent Normals, certainly not protected classes like communists or criminals ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2026 06:15 PM (VyBeY)

90 One of the people running against Fugly Debbie in Fl-20 is Luther Campbell from 2LiveCrew. Love to hear him do a rap about her.
Also the black anti-Semites are going to have a field day with a Jewish "carpetbagger" running in an African American district where she doesn't live

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:15 PM (hpwtA)

91 After the DWS photo, I need a palate cleanser.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xOZ2OEYdPhw

It's Duncanthrax-safe - no penguins.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 06:15 PM (qx7Zg)

92 DWS: Kuato had a little known second act.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2026 06:15 PM (ikSmX)

93 Posted by: Orson at May 26, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)

There's a whole conspiracy theory about that. There'a an interesting video of Stevie Wonder quickly reaching out to grab a music stand that's tipping over. Got to admit, there's no real explanation for that, unless he can see shadows or something.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:16 PM (gtcuf)

94 You all are making me rethink my erotic Debbie Whatshername Shultz erotic fan fiction site.

Maybe you're just not the right audience.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 26, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)

Reddit is a sick place. Is it that sick?

Question asked and answered.
*stares sadly into the distance*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 06:16 PM (Xdfhw)

95 I'm all out of eye bleach, but looking at some Sydney Sweeney bikini pics served as an emergency counteractive.
Posted by: Delurker

The DWS pic is a good emergency contraceptive.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 26, 2026 06:16 PM (ycI94)

96 And if I'm doing my math right, half of all 13 month periods would include only two check ups.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba ___________

You're 47000% correct!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_________

And my math was wrong. I think it would be 1/6 of all 13 month periods would have three check ups.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2026 06:17 PM (XvL8K)

97 This line today from Thomas, who has officially had enough of the lower courts making shit up "because Trump":

"The Fourth Circuit's analysis bears little resemblance to legal interpretation."

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 06:17 PM (73/SM)

98 You all are making me rethink my erotic Debbie Whatshername Shultz erotic fan fiction site.

Maybe you're just not the right audience.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 26, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)

***

dude,
I can only do so much!

Posted by: AI at May 26, 2026 06:17 PM (2WIwB)

99 OK, people, listen up, we need to get this swimsuit calendar thing finished. OK, we've got Rosa DeLauro as Miss January, wearing a sequined pink thong, very nice, and February, we have Patty Murray in a one-piece with, of course, her trademark tennis shoes. Sensible and sexy.

For March, Debbie Waterman-Schulz will just radiate sultriness with a form-fitting Speedo. Olympic-level hotness, am I right? OK, ok, it's too bad Swallwell flamed out ( did I make a fart joke? ) but we'll work aroud that. How about Chuck Schumer in nothing but a Joe Namath nettied slingshot brief? How about it?

Posted by: the DNC Fundraising team at May 26, 2026 06:17 PM (967/Q)

100
If Trump doesn’t care, why would he be stressed out?
Posted by: nurse ratched

===============

I wasn't watching. You thought his appearance was kind of concerning? I imagine he got about 2 hours of sleep per night over the past week, what with Memorial Day and Iran happening at once.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 06:18 PM (GSk5t)

101 Posted by: Orson at May 26, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)

There's a whole conspiracy theory about that. There'a an interesting video of Stevie Wonder quickly reaching out to grab a music stand that's tipping over. Got to admit, there's no real explanation for that, unless he can see shadows or something.
Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:16 PM (gtcuf)
——

‘Legally blind’ doesn’t mean you can’t see anything as if you were in a thick, black blindfold. Most legally blind people have some sense of sight.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 26, 2026 06:18 PM (BgZgJ)

102 Whenever I see the name Stevie Wonder it makes me laugh because Shaquille O'Neal insists that Stevie isn't blind. He used to live in the same building, and Stevie would greet him by name all the time without Shaq saying anything to him beforehand, and Stevie operated the elevator buttons no problem despite there being a large number of floors.
Posted by: Orson

Shaq might not be as smart as he looks. He is so big Stevie probably could tell it was Shaq by his mere presence, and elevators have braille, even if not, he probably got efficient at it. That said, he might not be fully blind

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 06:18 PM (Enz0M)

103 That snaggle-toothed bimbo looks like she could chew through a chain link fence. Does she open beer bottles with her teeth?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 06:19 PM (D1E+2)

104 Tucker: "I think people should stop paying their credit cards."

And destroy the consumer credit industry and everything that relies on it?

"I approve this message."
-- Dave Ramsey, probably

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 06:19 PM (vTZFs)

105 That wrinkled nose means the same thing in humans as it does on any other mammal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 06:19 PM (ZwdAr)

106 Whenever I see the name Stevie Wonder it makes me laugh because Shaquille O'Neal insists that Stevie isn't blind. He used to live in the same building, and Stevie would greet him by name all the time without Shaq saying anything to him beforehand, and Stevie operated the elevator buttons no problem despite there being a large number of floors.

=====

Posted by: sharksauce at May 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ubRhE)

107
DWS's teeth! She looks like a victim of British dentistry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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She must have had work done. They didn't get triangular on their own.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 06:20 PM (VWtfl)

108 Just saw a video of Cornyn saying Paxton could lose because the main stream media lives Talarico. Thankfully most Republicans and independents in Texas don't listen to the main stream media

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:20 PM (hpwtA)

109 One of the people running against Fugly Debbie in Fl-20 is Luther Campbell from 2LiveCrew. Love to hear him do a rap about her.
Also the black anti-Semites are going to have a field day with a Jewish "carpetbagger" running in an African American district where she doesn't live

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:15 PM (hpwtA)

I'm guessing he didn't rap Me So Horny about her.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 06:20 PM (Xdfhw)

110 "The Fourth Circuit's analysis bears little resemblance to legal interpretation."

LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 06:17 PM (73/SM)

"You are mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence."

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:21 PM (DwqWV)

111 "Whenever I see the name Stevie Wonder it makes me laugh because Shaquille O'Neal insists that Stevie isn't blind."

Shaq probably sounds like Frankenstein stomping around when he walks, and I can find switches and stuff in the dark, often with some accuracy.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

112 Never trust a woman who combs their hair with Mayonnaise.

Posted by: DBCooper at May 26, 2026 06:21 PM (yGBJE)

113 91 After the DWS photo, I need a palate cleanser.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xOZ2OEYdPhw

It's Duncanthrax-safe - no penguins.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

How about a double-down chaser instead? https://tinyurl.com/2k37dx2e

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 26, 2026 06:22 PM (ycI94)

114 "You are mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence."
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:21 PM (DwqWV)

I am stealing that line.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 06:22 PM (2WIwB)

115 @99 toss in pictures of Maxine Waters in a sheer body stocking and Chief Liz wearing only bikini bottoms and tove got a dwal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:23 PM (hpwtA)

116 112 Never trust a woman who combs their hair with Mayonnaise.

Even worse, she uses MIracle Whip.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf)

117 Posted by: Orson at May 26, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)

There's a whole conspiracy theory about that. There'a an interesting video of Stevie Wonder quickly reaching out to grab a music stand that's tipping over. Got to admit, there's no real explanation for that, unless he can see shadows or something.
Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:16 PM (gtcuf)

He could have heard it being knocked, or felt it if he knocked it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2026 06:23 PM (8avO+)

118 You've got a deal, jeez

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:23 PM (hpwtA)

119 There's a special place in a very warm place with velvet rope strung between stanchions and a placard bearing the words "Reserved for Ace". All because you posted that DWS picture here.

Repent, Ace. Repent.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 26, 2026 06:23 PM (JcF+m)

120 Ace can you do a trigger warning next time please? That pic of Debbie is beyond the pale.

Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 06:24 PM (nwGCR)

121 Anyway these are the very high thinkers who are really really good at third grade math who think you should accept their thinking as conclusive.
=====

Chris Cilliza thinks Taylor Lorenz is hot.

What else do you need to know?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

122 Gollum is more attractive than Debbie Washes Her Schlitz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 06:24 PM (Z4Wwh)

123 Can we build a wall with armed sentry posts at every sight line and barbed wire, encircling all of D.C., with the only point of exit through Trumpenburg Gate?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 26, 2026 06:24 PM (DsA2n)

124 Just saw a video of Cornyn saying Paxton could lose because the main stream media lives Talarico. Thankfully most Republicans and independents in Texas don't listen to the main stream media
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:20 PM (hpwtA)

Talarico sure wants 5 dollars from a lot of Californians.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+)

125 91 After the DWS photo, I need a palate cleanser

Like Kurt Cobain?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (gKWVE)

126 Big Mike yanked Stevie up the stairs so hard I would have to think he's blind

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (hpwtA)

127 Never trust a woman who combs their hair with Mayonnaise.

Posted by: DBCooper at May 26, 2026 06:21 PM (yGBJE)

What if it's Duke's? That is good stuff.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (Xdfhw)

128 I hope that Rear Admiral Rachel Levine will be a centerfold in the calendar.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (0nHVk)

129 We thinks she's hot!

Posted by: Gollum at May 26, 2026 06:26 PM (vFG9F)

130 No wear-um bikini. Ugh. Bad medicine. Squaws of my people wear skirts made of noble prairie grasses. Heap good. How!

Posted by: Liawatha at May 26, 2026 06:26 PM (gtcuf)

131 She must have had work done. They didn't get triangular on their own.

That is certainly an unflattering pic of an unflattering person but TBH I wouldn't be surprised if it were manipulated. Some years ago there was some magazine photo article about her where she actually washed and styled her hair and she was not unattractive.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 06:26 PM (vTZFs)

132 Chris Czzila last saw Taylor Lorenz before the invention of the lightbulb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 06:26 PM (Z4Wwh)

133
Well, they say that Washington is Hollywood for ugly people...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:26 PM (HdYcL)

134 128 I hope that Rear Admiral Rachel Levine will be a centerfold in the calendar.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (0nHVk)

That puts a whole new meaning to the words "Rear" Admiral

Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 06:26 PM (FtULh)

135 Never get between Debbie Waterhead Shultz and a bag of dicks!!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 26, 2026 06:27 PM (XnLTM)

136
Never trust a woman who combs their hair with Mayonnaise.
Posted by: DBCooper

=============

I can just see her and Amy Klobuchar at the salad bar.

DWS: "Are you going to use that mayonnaise packet?"
AK: "No. Can I borrow your comb?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 06:27 PM (GSk5t)

137 It's hard to know what Wasserman-Schultz really looks like. That picture is certainly not a good one, but it looks like she's wrinkling up her nose and it's too close of a photo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 06:28 PM (wZvvl)

138 "Chris Cilizza, who attacked anyone who suggested that Biden was aging poorly and called it 'low' politics, now sounds the alarm over Trump seeing the doctor 'three times in thirteen months.'"

After the Big Lies of Covid, Green Energy, BLM, Health/Homelessness/Education/Food Fraud, Biden cognizance, Illegal Immigration, J6 Insurrection, and TDS Warfare on Trump (and that's just for starters), the MFM can GFThemselves for the rest of time. They weren't credible, aren't credible, and won't be credible... ever.

ANYTHING they cover (and all that they ignore) is an assault on truth and integrity. May their collective anus get All the Barbed Cocks of Satan.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 06:29 PM (oji8u)

139 I'll bet those crow's feet on Debbie are twice as large as Ace's little porch friend.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 06:29 PM (D1E+2)

140 Rachel Levine, there's a Trojan Horse joke somewhere in there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 06:30 PM (Z4Wwh)

141 Whenever I see the name Stevie Wonder it makes me laugh because Shaquille O'Neal insists that Stevie isn't blind. He used to live in the same building, and Stevie would greet him by name all the time without Shaq saying anything to him beforehand, and Stevie operated the elevator buttons no problem despite there being a large number of floors.
Posted by: Orson

Shaq might not be as smart as he looks. He is so big Stevie probably could tell it was Shaq by his mere presence, and elevators have braille, even if not, he probably got efficient at it. That said, he might not be fully blind
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 06:18 PM (Enz0M)

I was in an elevator a while back standing in the back and a tall black dude came in and pressed his button and started fading back right were I was then somehow felt I was there. Missed bumping into me by a few inches and I'm about 6 foot myself.

He was pretty good about him not seeing me, we had a laugh.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2026 06:30 PM (8avO+)

142
Just saw a video of Cornyn saying Paxton could lose because the main stream media lives Talarico. Thankfully most Republicans and independents in Texas don't listen to the main stream media
Posted by: Smell the Glove

In other words if Cornyn wins today he could very well lose in November because everybody loves Talarico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2026 06:30 PM (Cqx++)

143 That picture is certainly not a good one, but it looks like she's wrinkling up her nose and it's too close of a photo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 06:28 PM (wZvvl)

Looks like she's out on a date with Eric Swalwell and beans were just served

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 06:31 PM (gKWVE)

144
The Most Feminist Woman in the World

https://youtu.be/Q4MbUxqmDFQ

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:31 PM (HdYcL)

145 If anyone sees the troll please mention I sent $25 to AIPAC today. They have never gotten a cent from me. But I wanted to honor our AoS trolls. They try so hard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

146 It's hard to know what Wasserman-Schultz really looks like. That picture is certainly not a good one, but it looks like she's wrinkling up her nose and it's too close of a photo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026

***
Fen, I suspect that any photo of DWS would be too close of a photo!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:32 PM (wzUl9)

147 117 He could have heard it being knocked, or felt it if he knocked it.

My memory was slightly off, it was a microphone stand, not a music stand. Paul McCartney knocked it. And there were like a dozen people singing the nana-na-na's in "Hey Jude" at the time so I doubt he heard it.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:32 PM (gtcuf)

148 I hope that Rear Admiral Rachel Levine will be a centerfold in the calendar.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (0nHVk)

*grabs bottle of Buffalo trace*
*runs screaming from the building*

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 06:33 PM (2WIwB)

149 113 91 After the DWS photo, I need a palate cleanser.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xOZ2OEYdPhw

It's Duncanthrax-safe - no penguins.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

How about a double-down chaser instead? https://tinyurl.com/2k37dx2e
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 26, 2026 06:22 PM (ycI94)

The original picture could have listed you as the source. I'm not clicking on that link - it's a TRAP!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 06:33 PM (qx7Zg)

150 I like how the amazon app "n stops away" makes it real easy to time walking out in my thong and flip flops to pick up package.

8 stops away, get out thong
7 stops away, start stretching thong
6 find shoe horn
5 stops away, use shoe horn on trouble spots
4 stops away, check thong in mirror
3 stops away, adjust thong for maximum effect
2 stops away, put on flip flops
1 stop away, start walking out

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 06:34 PM (3uBP9)

151 I saw Collective Anus open for Rage Against the Machine at Chris' Jazz Cafe in '02

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 06:34 PM (Enz0M)

152 139 I'll bet those crow's feet on Debbie are twice as large as Ace's little porch friend.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

It's not a fair comparison because I'm not sure the crow exists, or acknowledges Ace's existence, let alone identify him as a friend.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 26, 2026 06:34 PM (ycI94)

153 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:32 PM (wzUl9

I'm with Oddbob, I think the photo might be manipulated, although I am no fan of Debbie's politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 06:34 PM (wZvvl)

154
Stevie could have a network of sensors on his body, like Diana Muldaur in ST:TOS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:34 PM (HdYcL)

155
What's the deal with election results reporting in Texas? It's 5:30 pm and I am not seeing any results.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 06:35 PM (azNOR)

156 "At about 37 minutes in a six-hour livestream on Monday..."

Good Lord! Unless it's a war, that's an absurd amount of chit-chat. WTH can one babble about and be worthy of attention for that long? Did people watch him eat, go to the bathroom, and take a nap in between rambles?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 06:35 PM (oji8u)

157
How does DWS NOT know that is a black seat?

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 06:35 PM (IifOV)

158
>>Chris Cilizza, who attacked anyone who suggested that Biden was aging poorly and called it 'low' politics, now sounds the alarm over Trump seeing the doctor 'three times in thirteen months.'"

========

Cillizza was the Chest-Beating, Sincere, Sorrowful Liberal Journalist who came clean after Biden crashed out and stared solemnly into the camera and said, "We've learned our lesson, and going forward -- we will WATCH TRUMP LIKE A HAWK for signs of mental deterioration, starting now..."

He's Broadcasting Live From His Sofa, but he's boldly taken on the Trump Health beat and risen to the top of sofa broadcasters in his specialty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 06:35 PM (GSk5t)

159 I hope that Rear Admiral Rachel Levine will be a centerfold in the calendar.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2026 06:25 PM (0nHVk)

—————-

My blood runs cold

Posted by: J Geils Band at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (u73oe)

160 Tucker, as one of the thought leaders of this generation, keeps impressing me with his observations, foresight and clarity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (D1E+2)

161 This story from the "Twitchy" site made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/nhjcs22z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (wZvvl)

162 Afternoon, folken,

Well, I did my remote video walk-through of this Indiana house I'm interested in. Everything looks great. A railing needs to be tightened; two walls need repainting to my taste; and the carpet has to be removed to reveal the hardwood floors. (Yes, I'll be ordering a thorough inspection.) So I screwed my courage to the sticking place and told my agent, "Put in the offer." They have until 6 pm my time tomorrow to accept or decline.

I'm nervous, of course. I've never done this before. But as a certain 12-Step program puts it, "Feel the fear and do it anyway"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)

163 Her personality overshadows her looks. High probability that picture is fake.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 06:37 PM (ZwdAr)

164 I'm nervous, of course. I've never done this before. But as a certain 12-Step program puts it, "Feel the fear and do it anyway"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)

Good luck !

Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 06:37 PM (FtULh)

165 163 Her personality overshadows her looks. High probability that picture is fake.
______

I agree. She likely looks worse.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 06:38 PM (Enz0M)

166 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (wZvvl)

Too funny!

“THEY WORK HERE, DUMBASSES!”

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:39 PM (gtcuf)

167 I'm nervous, of course. I've never done this before. But as a certain 12-Step program puts it, "Feel the fear and do it anyway"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026
*
Good luck !
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026

***
Thanks, Donna. It's out of my control now; it's up to the seller to say yea or nay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

168 One of the people running against Fugly Debbie in Fl-20 is Luther Campbell from 2LiveCrew. Love to hear him do a rap about her.
Also the black anti-Semites are going to have a field day with a Jewish "carpetbagger" running in an African American district where she doesn't live

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 06:15 PM (hpwtA)

I'm guessing he didn't rap Me So Horny about her.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 06:20 PM (Xdfhw)

Perhaps he can do a sequel - "Me No Horny" - just for her.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (qx7Zg)

169 There's a whole conspiracy theory about that. There'a an interesting video of Stevie Wonder quickly reaching out to grab a music stand that's tipping over. Got to admit, there's no real explanation for that, unless he can see shadows or something.
Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:16 PM

Weird things can happen with your eyes. I recently had my 4th cataract eye surgery and I could see the doctor messing in my eye even after the nerve block. I said....hey doc I can see you poking around in there is that normal? because I couldn't see a thing when you did the other eye. He said it can happen but it's very rare. Didn't really bother me but it was a bit weird.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (0N4FZ)

170 DWS does butt stuff.

Posted by: Only Fitting at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (OoF9t)

171 Is that Wasserman Schultz or Carrot Top with greasy hair?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (oji8u)

172 155
What's the deal with election results reporting in Texas? It's 5:30 pm and I am not seeing any results.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
---

Polls close at 7 or 8 PM CDT.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (ZwdAr)

173 Good luck, Wolfus!

Posted by: Wenda at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (pBmgI)

174 Pretty sure the Congresswoman wears product in her hair on the daily to stop it looking like she stuck her finger in a light socket. If she has a photo session, or a short televised interview, she will wash it and let it go natural, or, more likely, use a much lighter styling product, and afterwards go back to the heavier product.
That tupe of hair is very difficult to deal with.

She cannot help her hair or her looks. There are so many truly horrendous things to criticize her over that I never understand why we waste it on something she cannot change.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (Vvh2V)

175 I'm nervous, of course. I've never done this before. But as a certain 12-Step program puts it, "Feel the fear and do it anyway"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Fingers crossed that they accept your offer.

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2026 06:41 PM (lJ0H4)

176 Good luck, Wolfus, how does Miss Linda feel about all of this?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2026 06:41 PM (0nHVk)

177 I wasn’t concerned so much about Biden’s age; some people are healthy and vigorous well into their 90s. That might not be the way to bet, but a good specimen will surprise you.

They interviewed Tom Stafford, the Apollo astronaut when he was in his 90s and he was still sharp as a tack and talking extemporaneously about technical issues.

Biden was a complete wreck and everyone knew it.
He was just a placeholder, a cutout, and nobody cared too much what he thought about anything, although they probably had to accede to his demands now and then.

His “resignation” was interesting to watch. I’m quite certain there was some sort of palace intrigue. It was a Hail Mary, but they had to try something.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 06:41 PM (J48Co)

178 How does DWS NOT know that is a black seat?
Posted by: Frank Barone

She's an AWFL in power. She didn't think those fake overtures to minorities would take priority over HER ambitions! She's an important girl boss main character!!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 26, 2026 06:42 PM (ycI94)

179 Hope Wolfus you do and works out

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

180 "Trump seeing the doctor 'three times in thirteen months.'"

That's like, at least, two Christmases.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

181 If Debbie Wasserman-Schulz looks like that when she smiles I shudder to think what she looks like when she scowls. Hatred really leaves a mark on the hater's face.

Posted by: Decaf at May 26, 2026 06:43 PM (Z8tay)

182 . I recently had my 4th cataract eye surgery
_____

What? I thought they replaced the lenses and you would be good to go. (I will probably need it)
Unless you have 4 eyes?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 06:43 PM (Enz0M)

183 Good luck, Wolfus, how does Miss Linda feel about all of this?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2026

***
I've tried and tried to interest her in moving, but no luck. You can't discuss something with a person who won't say much more than "I don't know. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

184
I didn't watch Tucker's speech, but this tactic of ditching out on your bills is a whole theme of "fleeing" Trump's America. At the 3-month countdown, stop making your car and rent payments, run up every kind of bill you can, get credit cards and get as much cash out of them as possible, tale out personal loans, bank loans, sell your stuff, and split the country owing everyone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 06:44 PM (GSk5t)

185
1.) Trump deploys his cadre of ambitious young officers to arrest every Democrat in DC in 3am raids

2.) Iron collars and manacles all around... "Look under your chairs! YOU get a collar, Chuck! And YOU get a collar, Alexandria! EVERYONE GETS A COLLAR!!!"

3.) On Arch Ribbon-Cutting Day, the collars will be chained together, and the vanquished will be ceremonially marched beneath his massive yoke, and run a gauntlet of knouters on the far side.

4.) As a surprise, he also unveils the secret addendum to the arch project: a 10:1 scale replica of Rome's Tullianum, replete with a contingent of UFC fighters to perform their ritual strangulations.

5.) Big, beautiful BBQ with Ted Nugent performing "Stranglehold" for his throng of adoring supporters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 06:44 PM (BI5O2)

186 "What's a 'Quint'?"
(.. 3 ... 2... 1...).
"BAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH"

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at May 26, 2026 06:44 PM (yFfLy)

187 Tammy al-Thor: "She cannot help her hair or her looks. There are so many truly horrendous things to criticize her over that I never understand why we waste it on something she cannot change."

Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky.

We didn't make the rules. But it's high time we exploit them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 06:44 PM (oji8u)

188 This story from the "Twitchy" site made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/nhjcs22z
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (wZvvl)

LOL. If they didn't have double standards, they'd have none at all.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 06:45 PM (qx7Zg)

189 >>> DWS does butt stuff.
Posted by: Only Fitting at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (OoF9t)

No sir, I don’t like it.

Posted by: Sir mix-a-lot at May 26, 2026 06:45 PM (3uBP9)

190 "Feel the fear and do it anyway"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Good luck on your offer.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

191 Let the hilarity of a tenant co-op ensue when it comes time to herd all the cats to pay the building property tax.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 26, 2026 06:46 PM (IXblq)

192 Stephen Miller says the scale of welfare fraud is SO MASSIVE that eliminating it alone could balance the ENTIRE federal budget

====
LET'S DO THIS!!

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 06:46 PM (GD0B3)

193 It may also come as a shock to you morons that one can be legally blind, yet still see things. I'm going to guess that Mr. Wonder does not live in utter darkness. Many blind people don't live in stark blackness.

And I agree that one could probably tell Shaq was walking near them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 06:46 PM (Vvh2V)

194 Thanks, Donna. It's out of my control now; it's up to the seller to say yea or nay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

Speaking of yea or nay, what does....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 06:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

195 YD, Trump should hold a triumph as in ancient Rome, with those ayatollahs (those still living, anyway) forced to march in the parade.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)

196 if it was Duke's she would get moar respect?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (VyBeY)

197 147 117 He could have heard it being knocked, or felt it if he knocked it.

My memory was slightly off, it was a microphone stand, not a music stand. Paul McCartney knocked it. And there were like a dozen people singing the nana-na-na's in "Hey Jude" at the time so I doubt he heard it.
Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:32 PM (gtcuf)

Blind doesn't mean helpless. My cousin, who is totally blind, navigates the world quite easily. She knows who is in the room most of the time, and she takes the bus to work, etc. She's a lawyer.

Other senses do kick in.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (DwqWV)

198 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 06:44 PM (GSk5t)

He said people shouldn't pay their credit cards because it's unethical for credit card companies to send appllications to college students. Because everyone with a credit card is a college student, or something? I don't know. It's retarded.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (gtcuf)

199
Let the hilarity of a tenant co-op ensue when it comes time to herd all the cats to pay the building property tax.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 26, 2026 06:46 PM (IXblq)

____________

It'll be like a table full of women at a restaurant when the check arrives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (HdYcL)

200 Yup.

The new rules are we use their rules. Of course it isn’t fair to rag on that ugly bitch just because she’s fugly.

Too bad. They are the ones that destroyed civility and custom and tradition and decency long ago. They started it. Fuck ‘em.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (J48Co)

201
Speaking of yea or nay, what does....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026

***
OE, see my 183.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)

202 195 YD, Trump should hold a triumph as in ancient Rome, with those ayatollahs (those still living, anyway) forced to march in the parade.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)

Like AIDA, with elephants and everything!

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:48 PM (DwqWV)

203 "What's a 'Quint'?"

Five quatloos.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:48 PM (gtcuf)

204 "How many times do you have a six month check up in a 13 month period? Not two. You have to add one more because the period begins and ends with a visit, with another one in the middle."

Mostly true, but if you count (for instance) from the time Trump came into office (January), and he had his first check up after three months (April), then another after six months (October), then a third in six more months (April), THEN it would be only TWO, in (those) thirteen months.

But I don't care enough about the details to check what the dates were. Were they just regular 6 month check ups? If so, then yes, it is not unusual.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 26, 2026 06:48 PM (vbXSk)

205 >>>It's not a fair comparison because I'm not sure the crow exists, or acknowledges Ace's existence, let alone identify him as a friend.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

>Just today, I was driving by the school, making a left turn at about 10mph and a crow came out of nowhere and bounced off of the hood of my truck. No harm, but he did squirt a little poop.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (D1E+2)

206 He said people shouldn't pay their credit cards because it's unethical for credit card companies to send appllications to college students. Because everyone with a credit card is a college student, or something? I don't know. It's retarded.
Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (gtcuf)

If you are in college, and you are too stupid to know you have to pay for that free money, then you should be in remedial life courses prior to being allowed to graduate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (DwqWV)

207
Like AIDA, with elephants and everything!

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:48 PM (DwqWV)

____________

Gloria all'Donaldo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (HdYcL)

208 Blind doesn't mean helpless. My cousin, who is totally blind, navigates the world quite easily. She knows who is in the room most of the time, and she takes the bus to work, etc. She's a lawyer.

Other senses do kick in.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (DwqWV)

Your cousin is DareDevil?

Posted by: Or Ms. DareDevil, whatever at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (TbWk/)

209 Tammy, you are a beautiful person and that shines thru, kind of like Debbie's ugly, that shines from deep within.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

210 I recently had my 4th cataract eye surgery
_____

What? I thought they replaced the lenses and you would be good to go. (I will probably need it)
Unless you have 4 eyes?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 06:43 PM

I had super cataracts. I had to have both of my eyes scraped flat because I had a map dot fingerprint thingy, basically ridges on my cornea that had to be scraped flat or the cataract surgery would not work well.

I had to have one eye scraped and then wait 2 months for it to heal and then have the cataract surgery on that eye and then repeat the process for the other eye. It took me almost nine months to get everything done. Normal cataracts are usually done within a few weeks of each other and then you are done for life.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0N4FZ)

211 We didn't make the rules. But it's high time we exploit them.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 06:44 PM (oji8u)

I am all for that, generally speaking, but it seems so petty to attack someone for something they have no control over.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 06:50 PM (Vvh2V)

212
She cannot help her hair or her looks. There are so many truly horrendous things to criticize her over that I never understand why we waste it on something she cannot change.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
---

Everyone here is so handsome, you know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 06:50 PM (ZwdAr)

213 I am all for that, generally speaking, but it seems so petty to attack someone for something they have no control over.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026

***
It is petty. But they will understand nothing more civilized.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:51 PM (wzUl9)

214 OE, see my 183.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)

Well, I'm behind on the commens.

Not my business of course, but maybe she's waiting for a ring?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 06:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

215 Other senses do kick in.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (DwqWV)

The Book of Eli.

My favorite Denzell Washington film.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)

216 I had to have one eye scraped and then wait 2 months for it to heal and then have the cataract surgery on that eye and then repeat the process for the other eye. It took me almost nine months to get everything done. Normal cataracts are usually done within a few weeks of each other and then you are done for life.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0N4FZ)

I had that as well, but the cataract surgery was done in two days, one on each. Cataracts are a breeze compared to that miserable map dot fingerprint scrape. Hurts like hell, and no relief for about three days.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM (DwqWV)

217 On X I see that James O'Keefe reeled in another chatty gay. This one is relatively high up with the Washington Nationals, and he had a lot to say about how he and the team hate icky Christians, including some of their own players. So, exactly what everyone probably already suspected.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM (tUj8P)

218 195 YD, Trump should hold a triumph as in ancient Rome, with those ayatollahs (those still living, anyway) forced to march in the parade.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Trump has to drag them behind his golden hummer, then strangle them at the top of the Washington monument before dumping them in the reflecting pool.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM (ycI94)

219 Like Fluke-man* wearing a mayonnaise-soaked wig.

*Fluke-man being one of the creepiest monsters in The X-Files.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 05:58 PM (0aYVJ)

Yeah, Fluke man was bad; i was also squicked out by the little indian dude that got pooped out by somebody.

Posted by: Nelly at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM (6+ehB)

220 Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

You are too kind, and wickedly funny! 😂 I am not appreciably any better looking than she is, though. Maybe that's why I'm sensitive to it!

And she really is ugly on the inside.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 06:53 PM (Vvh2V)

221 Trump has to drag them behind his golden hummer, then strangle them at the top of the Washington monument before dumping them in the reflecting pool.
Posted by: Military Moron at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM (ycI94)

Pool full of sharks with laser beams....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 06:53 PM (FtULh)

222 Wolfus I suppose you saw where New Orleans will be uninhabitable in this century because it will be underwater. Maybe if you explained this to Miss Linda...

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

223 The Book of Eli.

I really love that movie, except for Mila Kunis. Her acting is just atrocious. Really wish they had hired a better actress for that part. But she's not bad enough to ruin it since it's so good otherwise.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:54 PM (gtcuf)

224 I am all for that, generally speaking, but it seems so petty to attack someone for something they have no control over.

Oh, she has control over it all right. She can work at night, like at a cleaning service when everyone else has gone home and we don't have to look at her. Or she could ring bells at a local Church, like that French guy or maybe live in an opera house somewhere and haunt the shows that go on back stage like that Phantom guy.

She has full control over it.

Posted by: Paperbag Time at May 26, 2026 06:55 PM (OoF9t)

225 Ending fraud would not balance the budget. The fraud is still massive and needs to be ended. Some of it will, the rest will remain, accurately reflecting the state of the country and its residents.

Not a fan of the arch. Whatever.

Note that "representation" in the US now is the same as in Malaysia (where ethnic blocs get their share), or in apartheid South Africa (actually that's not fair, there was actual electoral competition in many areas). A more pristine inversion and repudiation of both the spirit, history, and actual constitution and laws of the US is not possible. Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2026 06:55 PM (U/Byj)

226 chatty gay. This one is relatively high up with the Washington Nationals, and he had a lot to say about how he and the team hate icky Christians, including some of their own players. So, exactly what everyone probably already suspected.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM

Ass slapping and cup checks are not optional on the Nationals.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 06:55 PM (IifOV)

227
Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:47 PM (gtcuf)

=============

Suuurrrrrre, that makes sense. It would make more sense to sue their colleges to refund their tuition, but I guess we don't want to go there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 06:55 PM (GSk5t)

228 I really love that movie, except for Mila Kunis. Her acting is just atrocious. Really wish they had hired a better actress for that part. But she's not bad enough to ruin it since it's so good otherwise.
Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 06:54 PM (gtcuf)

I like Mila. But she's a comedic actress. Kind of an odd choice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 06:56 PM (0aYVJ)

229 You know ace is not-so-secretly angry with us when he posts Wasserman Schultz faceporn.

Kind of like when your woman responds to a question with "That's fine."

It is very much not fine.

Under Old Testament law, banging Wasserman Schultz counts as bestiality.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 06:56 PM (s522d)

230 We still have a few more months to fill...

Adam Schiff in a leopard print? Daniel Goldman with just his hand in a strategic location, like Burt Reynolds did?

AOC? AOC! Come on, she could even get the MAGATS to take a peek.

Posted by: the DNC Fundraising team at May 26, 2026 06:56 PM (2X2jr)

231 Communist jihadist Zohran Mamdani did the inevitable and declared he would begin seizing the estates of "negligent" land-owners -- "wreckers," as the communist party calls them, people who don't use their property the way the state wants them to -- and give them to "responsible" managers, including the tenants of the buildings.

Kulaks and Jews and Hoarders OH MY!

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 06:58 PM (/+uur)

232
WHY, ACE, WH?

WHY YOU SO CRUEL TO US TO POST THAT DWS MUG SHOT?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 26, 2026 06:58 PM (ixS3i)

233 And questioning the health of the most energetic and active president in a century or more, following the degrading and ridiculous North Korea-like spectacle of an already very famously stupid guy in serious physiological mental decline - complete with the absurd emperor's-new-clothes defense and obfuscation by the lickspittle cretinous "press" and Beltway non-entities.

Perfection, really.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2026 06:58 PM (U/Byj)

234 Everyone here is so handsome, you know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 06:50 PM (ZwdAr)

I have no doubt of this, which is why I was completely unable to scoff at tbe irony of paunchy , wrinkly, balding Boomers casting aspersions on other people's looks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 06:58 PM (Vvh2V)

235 Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a Quint in it

A reminder that Quint was ribbed for her pleasure.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 26, 2026 06:59 PM (0sNs1)

236 Odds on D picking a white woman over a black
Texas Ds pick Low T Tallerico over Jazzhands

hahahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 06:59 PM (/+uur)

237 If Trump had a check-up once a month, I wouldn't care. In fact, it might be a signal that we'd kinda like to keep the President alive and in top a shape as is possible. And as much as he in particular is in the public, I can be pretty certain I'd recognize cognizance versus not. One may approve or disapprove his "style" and delivery, but he's been consistent and expertly aware of pretty much every issue addressed. It's patently clear.

As opposed to Biden (and others) who were ensconced in a bubble and let out of chambers like a groundhog for ceremonial purposes only.

If the President is out in public, I can tell if his mind is there. If there are a bunch of checkups, at least we'll know to be prepared if he needs a cane, a cast, or reasonable consideration of VP in the bullpen. But let the MFM keep throwing spaghetti at the fridge to see what sticks. I quit visiting their restaurant years ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 07:00 PM (oji8u)

238 Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2026 06:55 PM (U/Byj)

I'm not a fan, either.

The United States should have to, ya know, win a fucking war for the first time in several generations if it wants a flashy triumphal arch.

If Trump unveils that thing while we're STILL dicking around with a bunch of goat-raping mullah savages, I may puke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:00 PM (BI5O2)

239 I'm nervous, of course. I've never done this before. But as a certain 12-Step program puts it, "Feel the fear and do it anyway"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)
=====

Awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

240 Nood. I already punched in.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 07:00 PM (vFG9F)

241 Nood.

Posted by: the DNC Fundraising team at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (2X2jr)

242 chose to run in a safe blue seat ... instead of in one of the surrounding districts

Ummm, shouldn't she be required to run in the district in which she lives?

Posted by: GWB at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (kU0PQ)

243 Casting a vote against John Cornyn was enormously satisfying.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (X+xvk)

244 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

245 You know ace is not-so-secretly angry with us when he posts Wasserman Schultz faceporn.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 06:56 PM

Usually, it wasn't because Ace was angry with us, but more because we disappointed him.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (0sNs1)

246 Communist jihadist Zohran Mamdani did the inevitable and declared he would begin seizing the estates of "negligent" land-owners -- "wreckers," as the communist party calls them, people who don't use their property the way the state wants them to -- and give them to "responsible" managers, including the tenants of the buildings.

Bring it, bitch!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (2WIwB)

247 I had to have one eye scraped and then wait 2 months for it to heal and then have the cataract surgery on that eye and then repeat the process for the other eye. It took me almost nine months to get everything done. Normal cataracts are usually done within a few weeks of each other and then you are done for life.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0N4FZ)

I had that as well, but the cataract surgery was done in two days, one on each. Cataracts are a breeze compared to that miserable map dot fingerprint scrape. Hurts like hell, and no relief for about three days.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 26, 2026 06:52 PM

I had to wait two months after my eye got scraped because it significantly changed the shape of my eye. It took two months to heal each eye then I did the cataract surgery. And then repeat the process for the other eye.

The good news is now I have 20/20 vision and I can see better than I have ever been able to see since I was 7 years old and got the measles that nearly killed me and ruined my eyesight.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (0N4FZ)

248 James Wong described the Fluke Man episode as the grossest piece of television ever put on the air.

You definitely don't want to be eating dinner while watching it.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 07:02 PM (gtcuf)

249 Posted by: Paperbag Time at May 26, 2026 06:55 PM (OoF9t)

No doubt you yourself put Adonis to shame, and are constantly refusing the advances of every woman who sees you. 😉

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 07:03 PM (Vvh2V)

250 Everyone here is so handsome, you know.

Posted by: Braenyard

And all the children are above average.

Posted by: Garrison Keillor at May 26, 2026 07:03 PM (ycI94)

251 Damn, Gollum looked better after having the one ring for hundreds of years than old Mayo hair.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 26, 2026 07:04 PM (IYeV+)

252 Back when she was chair of the DNC either Ace or AllahPundit used to call her the human talking points machine. Simply impossible to get her off script.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2026 07:04 PM (wGerL)

253 Arc de Trump approved? Nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)

254 Tammy al-Thor: "I am all for that, generally speaking, but it seems so petty to attack someone for something they have no control over."

We can criticize multiple ways, and while I approve some over others, I'm not letting this one go. Again, Alinsky showed us the way. I'll be damned if I'm not going to throw it right back on occasion. This is war. We don't like to think of it that way. It's "tawdry" and "indecent". But it is war. And it's not like we are insisting they be sent to death camps or attacked by incited mobs. I'd say a few superficial comments is pretty tame.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 07:06 PM (oji8u)

255
"This is a better arrangement, Comrade Momdani... more just"

https://youtu.be/mq__Z-Z_Ofs

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 26, 2026 07:10 PM (ixS3i)

256 Damn. I stumbled upon that photo of Washingmachine-Schlitz and Cable from "Deadpool 2" immediately sprang to mind:

"Jeezusssss..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 26, 2026 07:22 PM (/HDaX)

257 Oof. I would have thought slathering all that mayonnaise on her scalp would have kept her skin nice and supple.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2026 07:25 PM (guGkK)

258 I’ve lost track of how much fraud has been exposed. I actually thought that maybe something would be done. Nope. Same old shit. Absolutely nothing will change.

Posted by: Billythesquid at May 26, 2026 07:34 PM (auDTc)

259 With all due respect, I think that D.C. is currently an insult to monuments.

Posted by: Fenderbender at May 26, 2026 07:42 PM (1FEc1)

260 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 07:06 PM (oji8u)

No need for you to let it go, and I understand where you're coming from, I really do.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 07:44 PM (Vvh2V)

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