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Trans "Woman" Exposes "Pre-Op Privates" In YWCA Changing Room
Seattle Is Now a Full Mad Max Highway-Gang Warzone

The trans " " " woman " " " didn't just expose his "pre-op privates" -- known throughout history by non-insane people as "dick and balls" -- he "flaunted" them, because like many perverts invading women's intimate spaces, he's a pervert and exhibitionist and voyeur.

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YMCA in liberal city finally cracks down with new rules after trans woman exposed pre-op privates in female locker room


A trans woman named Sammy has been banned from flaunting her pre-op privates at a YMCA in liberal San Francisco after a sustained freak out by gym goers, the Daily Mail has learned.

The Stonestown Family YMCA has posted new rules preventing the sort of behavior that got Sammy in trouble, prohibiting excessive nudity in the women's locker room.

Sammy, who's stood firm for two years despite horrifying women and children, hasn't been seen since the new rules went into effect.

'Nudity should be discreet, limited, and brief,' reads the new flier hanging in the changing room, headlined 'NEW YMCA LOCKER ROOMS GUIDELINES 2026'.

'Nudity is permitted only while actively showering. Members are expected to put clothing on or be covered during use of the space outside of showering.'

...

Susan Pete, a 59-year-old member who was one of Sammy's most vocal critics, told the Daily Mail that the new rules seem specifically written for Sammy, who has been accused of violating each one of them.

Pete said she's happy Sammy's gone, but she and many other members are wondering about a new policy that seems impractical.

...

She means it's unenforceable. She seems to be implying, but is too socially terrified to say out loud, that maybe male perverts should be banned from the women's locker rooms entirely.

Sammy had been a regular at the gym since 2024,< > prompting a series of confrontations by standing around naked in front of the mirror, blow-drying her hair while bent over.

Menacing stares would ensue, as Sammy would allegedly argue back, calling people not just 'intolerant' but also 'drunk'.

...

YMCA officials, however, defended Sammy's use of the women's locker room, citing her 'civil rights'. This only inflamed outrage from other members who felt uncomfortable seeing a husky trans woman with male genitalia and 'slowly growing breasts' roaming around in front of women and children.

'I've seen that man more than most of my boyfriends,' Pete told the Daily Mail last year.


At the Berkeley YMCA, member Elizabeth Kenney recalled seeing Sammy 'harassing' an elderly member who'd asked her to 'cover up.'

'If you don't like the way I look, then you've got a sexual problem with yourself,' Sammy allegedly told the senior.

'Get away from her, leave her alone,' Kenney recalled telling Sammy. 'You're a man, you'd don't belong here.'

Hashtag #Accurate.

...

One group member named Anne, who attends the Stonestown Y, filed a police report in late March, accusing Sammy of harassment. She described a time Sammy, after blowing drying her hair naked, walked up 'very close' to her, turned around and creepily used a handheld mirror to stare back at her.


'He used it as if it were a rear view mirror to look at me behind himself,' Anne wrote in the report. 'His eyes caught mine in the mirror and I froze.'

Anne described another time she allegedly 'paraded' around in front of two young children.

Elizabeth, 23, told the Daily Mail about another time she was 'repulsed and angry' to see Sammy 'blow drying his entire naked body, including his penis, posed in front of all of the other women.'

The new rules include an order that members 'use hair dryers for drying head hair only.'

They also now require that children aged five and older be accompanied by their parent or guardian while using changing rooms for the opposite sex.

So the rule limits the freedom of children who are using the correct locker room, while the aggressive, menacing male pervert gets to flap his dick around.


...

'The transgender people ruined everything for women,' Pete told the Daily Mail. 'They ruined sports, ruined the locker room, they upset me.

'We've been very happy since he's been gone, but I don't know if he's going to come back and cover up, or fight against it,' she continued. 'Hopefully he just went to Seattle.'

The "hopefully he just went to Seattle" line reminds me of what Spencer Pratt just said about the criminal and drug-addicted homeless in LA: When he cracks down on open-air drug markets and taking over public spaces for drug-den shantytowns, most of the criminal drug addicts will just move to the even-more basket-case city of Seattle.

Update: From @ComradeArthur: Seattle is now Thunderdome.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

2 1

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 01:25 PM (Ia/+0)

3 You will suck the tranny cock and LIKE IT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

4 "None of this ever happened. We never said anything in support of this. Why do you make fun of pronouns? It's not even a joke."
-like, 1/4 of Democrats by this point, their numbers growing daily

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:26 PM (46HP8)

5 The Village People weep.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 01:26 PM (jehhT)

6 The "hopefully he just went to Seattle" line reminds me of what Spencer Pratt just said about the criminal and drug-addicted homeless in LA: When he cracks down on open-air drug markets and taking over public spaces for drug-den shantytowns, most of the criminal drug addicts will just move to the even-more basket-case city of Seattle.

======

"The concept of incentives is just a creation of the white racialist patriarchy controlled by theocratic fascist nationalist."
-someone, surely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:26 PM (46HP8)

7 Oh good, the community note finally got enough ratings.

Posted by: Ann at May 26, 2026 01:27 PM (SHHm+)

8
YMCA in liberal city finally cracks down with new rules after trans woman exposed pre-op privates his cock in female locker room



We're an incredibly damaged society.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

9 There doesn't even need an OP planned in order for it to be "pre-op privates"

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2026 01:27 PM (ikSmX)

10 A woman who had been a member of Planet Fitness for ten years got her membership cancelled because she expressed feeling uncomfortable that a man was in the women's dressing room.

Instead of addressing her concerns they forged her signature and cancelled her membership while still charging for a month.

The dude in question it has been revealed has a long history of police recorded sexual deviancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:28 PM (2GVsD)

11 I have circumcision and a vasectomy, so I have post-op privates I guess.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:29 PM (Wq24h)

12 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE PRE OP PRIVATES MEANS HIS DICK!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at May 26, 2026 01:29 PM (u73oe)

13 What do the historians think? Has there ever been a culture or civilization that came back or recovered from the homosexual/transvestite/sex pervert insanity? I can’t think of any, though I’m no historian. It’s a sign of depravity and decline, weakness and surrender

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (l+ype)

14 "You've got a sexual problem".

Why does every troon, especially the ones who started hormones after 40, think they're hot and that everyone wants to fvck them?

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn)

15 Free needle exchanges only does one thing, attract more addicts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (2GVsD)

16 'The transgender people ruined everything for women,' Pete told the Daily Mail

Oh, hey, finally a case where a feminist is correct to say "men ruined everything for women"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (vJrRc)

17 Another case about swinging dicks.

Posted by: Judge VanDredd, er, VanDyke at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

18 I saw Pre Op Privates open for Hole back in 2005.

Posted by: AOC at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (wjYQ9)

19 16 'The transgender people ruined everything for women,' Pete told the Daily Mail

Oh, hey, finally a case where a feminist is correct to say "men ruined everything for women"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (vJrRc)

======

She gonna lead a protest to make August National male only again, or are sex-specific spaces still only a woman thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:31 PM (46HP8)

20 "We've paid 24 Billion dollars to house these 40,000 people"--Spencer Pratt

I hate to throw math on a mathophobic blog, but that's $600K per homeless person...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

21 "The Stonestown Family YMCA has posted new rules preventing the sort of behavior that got Sammy in trouble, prohibiting excessive nudity in the women's locker room."
++++
Ok, just how much nudity qualifies as "excessive" nudity?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)

22 >Sammy, who's stood firm for two years despite horrifying women and children, hasn't been seen since the new rules went into effect.


That's a nice touch.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (rJ48h)

23 Anyone caught using the term "pre-op privates" should be kicked in the 'pre-op nuts.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

24 She gonna lead a protest to make August National male only again, or are sex-specific spaces still only a woman thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Baby steps. Make sure all the locker rooms are single-sex first.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (vJrRc)

25 The tweet I saw said he does this for hours a day, every day. This is not "showering," this is harassment and some sick sexual kink.


Ace, you really should post that lineup image of Chauvin and Floyd side by side. It is crazy how they hid the fact that Floyd makes Chauvin look like a child in comparison.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (8aPNd)

26 Did You Know?

YMCA stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association”. They probably don’t want you to know that, and they used to be an absolutely outstanding organization 80 to 100 years ago. You know, when it was run by decent people.

They have lost their way, bigtime.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (l+ype)

27 The people protecting perverts who like to harass women in female spaces are also perverts when they demand that we tolerate being mistreated like that.

Buncha perverts.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (FMtrg)

28 Men make the best women.

Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at May 26, 2026 01:33 PM (2Ez/1)

29 I only see Twitter/X posts from here and Insty, but "Readers added context" is the best thing they ever did to the platform.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 01:33 PM (vTZFs)

30 Sammy was flaunting his male patriarchy before oppressed and disempowered women.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:33 PM (2GVsD)

31 I love how the press wants to pretend that these autogynophiles have any intention of going through the dickectomy surgery.

They have to pretend to be naïve, because to do otherwise would reveal how evil they are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:34 PM (N1tpc)

32 Tolerance is a vice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

33 >>YMCA stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association”. They probably don’t want you to know that, and they used to be an absolutely outstanding organization 80 to 100 years ago. You know, when it was run by decent people.

They have lost their way, bigtime.
_____

Kind of like public libraries, public schools, etc., etc.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 26, 2026 01:34 PM (bNf8H)

34 Just curious. Does this qualify him for a Section 8 discharge?

Posted by: Max Kilinger at May 26, 2026 01:35 PM (2Ez/1)

35 26 Did You Know?

YMCA stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association”. They probably don’t want you to know that, and they used to be an absolutely outstanding organization 80 to 100 years ago. You know, when it was run by decent people.

They have lost their way, bigtime.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (l+ype)

Then it became a gay hookup spot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

36 The most amusing thing about this story is that the pic of the filthy pervert shows him alone, outside, wearing ... a mask. These people are just straight-up mentally ill.

I'm looking forward to the time when they all do what they've been tormenting us with -- killing themselves -- and just get on with it. Kill yourself. The world will be better off without you.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

37 31 I love how the press wants to pretend that these autogynophiles have any intention of going through the dickectomy surgery.

They have to pretend to be naïve, because to do otherwise would reveal how evil they are.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:34 PM (N1tpc)

Most of them are too fat to get it to begin with.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:35 PM (iXqHn)

38 12 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE PRE OP PRIVATES MEANS HIS DICK!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at May 26, 2026 01:29 PM (u73oe)

I was looking for a few good women for the military during my tenure as President.

Posted by: Barky Sotero at May 26, 2026 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

39 Gotta be tough being a pre-op tranny and having all those women staring at you. Why not give them their own spaces?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

40 YMCA stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association”. They probably don’t want you to know that, and they used to be an absolutely outstanding organization 80 to 100 years ago. You know, when it was run by decent people.
------

See also: The Boy Scouts

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2026 01:36 PM (XeU6L)

41 Did You Know?

YMCA stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association”. They probably don’t want you to know that, and they used to be an absolutely outstanding organization 80 to 100 years ago. You know, when it was run by decent people.

They have lost their way, bigtime.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (l+ype)

Then it became a gay hookup spot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)
________

"We made a song about that! And it was a big hit. Suckers."

-- Village People

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

42 It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young trans to enjoy
Your boys can hang out with all the girls

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (wVcYX)

43 He's a she who loves cock so he can't get enough of his own so he must stay naked and stare at it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Willowed: 2027 Ferrari Luce has 1035 HP, yet the wheelbase is tiny. Thing will handle like a roller skate, would be my guess. This portends some spectacular casualties eventually.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Wq24h)

45 The only way this story could be improved is if the crazy person's birth name was Richard, because he's acting like a Dick.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (qx7Zg)

46 YMCA stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association”. They probably don’t want you to know that, and they used to be an absolutely outstanding organization 80 to 100 years ago. You know, when it was run by decent people.

They have lost their way, bigtime.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (l+ype)

Then it became a gay hookup spot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

Those damn Village People!

Posted by: Especially that leather guy. Not subtle at all! at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

47
Meanwhile in Canuckistan, a doctor assessed a patient with inflammatory bowel disease and a history of mental health issues for MAID outside a Tim Hortons location and later personally drove the man to a MAID provision location and put him down.

https://tinyurl.com/25rhpceu

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (HdYcL)

48 Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (l+ype)

Yes, 4th century Rome was a big comeback in the morals department.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (wGerL)

49 IT'S MA'AM!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

50
If a pre-op dick & balls casts a shadow, it gets 6 more months of winter.

Posted by: Ground Hog at May 26, 2026 01:38 PM (IifOV)

51 Try to enter a women's restroom while my 4 yr old granddaughter is in there and I will identify as the tooth fairy and hand you your teeth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM (MTg2D)

52
Most of those "guys" are such losers even a $20 whore wouldn't touch them.



Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM (3ek7K)

53 "We made a song about that! And it was a big hit. Suckers."

-- Village People
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:36 PM


Phrasing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM (kgE5c)

54 Willowed: 2027 Ferrari Luce has 1035 HP, yet the wheelbase is tiny. Thing will handle like a roller skate, would be my guess. This portends some spectacular casualties eventually.
Posted by: gp
-----

Probably will have to be shipped back to Italy for any service of any kind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM (XeU6L)

55 47
Meanwhile in Canuckistan, a doctor assessed a patient with inflammatory bowel disease and a history of mental health issues for MAID outside a Tim Hortons location and later personally drove the man to a MAID provision location and put him down.

https://tinyurl.com/25rhpceu

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (HdYcL)

They said if I voted for Trump there'd be handmaidens, but instead Canada got MAIDs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

56 I like that the left is forcing their most loyal supporters to "suck tranny dick" to prove they are not transphobes.

Look, if the tranny rapes you, at least you can still get an abortion if she gets you pregnant.

That's what you voted for--embrace it.

Don't look to me to save you, I'm too busy laughing at you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (73/SM)

57 Bad Oman on the horizon:

https://tinyurl.com/mwrs7dm2

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (Y+4g7)

58 see update! Seattle residents are now putting up barricades to keep cars out of their neighborhoods, to stop drive-by shootings.

Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

59 Canucks are f3cked - willowed

334 Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 I feel sick
____

You feel sick? We're here to help!
-MAID

There is also a story circulating on X where a Canadian citizen is being told by some super polite Canadian cops that a psychologist that he never met informed the cops that the citizen is "certified". I don't know what that means exactly, but apparently it includes police forcinh the citizen to go get psychological testing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (Enz0M)

60 58 see update! Seattle residents are now putting up barricades to keep cars out of their neighborhoods, to stop drive-by shootings.

Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

=======

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (46HP8)

61 The new rules include an order that members 'use hair dryers for drying head hair only.'


hmm that sounds racist

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (j+aD2)

62 Insert Nice Dick jokes here

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (/+uur)

63 YMCA - Yeeting My Cock Around

Posted by: How far we have fallen at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

64 what if
(spitballin' here)

the next dude that invades the ladies' locker room, just have the real women cut of his johnson, toss it in a wastebasket and say 'NOW you can come in'

I kid, of course
that would be wrong

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (ZxPkt)

65 58 see update! Seattle residents are now putting up barricades to keep cars out of their neighborhoods, to stop drive-by shootings.

Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

The problem is with cars, so all cars should be banned...
( /sarc for those who don't get it )

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

66 Susan Pete, a 59-year-old member...


Narrator: Nobody wanted to see his 59-year-old member.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (mJi0Y)

67 Most of them are too fat to get it to begin with.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:35 PM (iXqHn)

The media or the trannies?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (N1tpc)

68 They said if I voted for Trump there'd be handmaidens, but instead Canada got MAIDs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM


Everybody ought to have a maid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (kgE5c)

69 "We made a song about that! And it was a big hit. Suckers."

-- Village People
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

In the Navy?

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (/+uur)

70 when I was a kid I saw The Meaning of Life in the movie theater with my dad

thought the "live organ donor" thing was funny and then he said oh it's super funny because all organ donors have to be alive

and that's when I knew I'd never ever check that particular box!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (j+aD2)

71 Bad Oman on the horizon
------

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (XeU6L)

72 >>They have lost their way, bigtime.

Worked for a YMCA, long ago. They lost their way when women got into leadership positions - the epitome of AWFLs.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (NcvvS)

73
70 when I was a kid I saw The Meaning of Life in the movie theater with my dad

thought the "live organ donor" thing was funny and then he said oh it's super funny because all organ donors have to be alive

and that's when I knew I'd never ever check that particular box!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (j+aD2)

====

Ah, Eric Idle's time to shine in that movie and it's...about how life is completely meaningless.

Eric Idle just rubs me the wrong way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (46HP8)

74 The new rules include an order that members 'use hair dryers for drying head hair only.'


Taint fair!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (MTg2D)

75 It's things like this that are causing TX and other states to go purple. A free people must be free.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM (ZwdAr)

76 67 The media or the trannies?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (N1tpc)

The troons. They can't get the surgery unless they're in fairly good shape.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM (iXqHn)

77 Try to enter a women's restroom while my 4 yr old granddaughter is in there and I will identify as the tooth fairy and hand you your teeth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM (MTg2D)
-

What? No nickel, you grinch???

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM (Y+4g7)

78
The management of gyms that allow this -- what's in it for them? They're quite dedicated to having their customers harassed by aggressive perverts. What's so compelling about maintaining this?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM (VWtfl)

79

The bluest sky you've ever seen, in Seattle.
And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle.
Like a beautiful child
Growing up, free and wild.
Full of hopes and full of fears,
Full of laughter, full of tears,
Full of dreams to last a year
In Seattle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2026 01:44 PM (Cqx++)

80 Susan Pete, a 59-year-old member...


Narrator: Nobody wanted to see his 59-year-old member.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (mJi0Y)

Hilarious.

Also, can you believe that THIS is the world we live in?

That we are forced to talk about a guy waving his privates in women's faces because the government actively encourages this action.

We used to be a serious civilization. Then we decided that all the icky "God-stuff" was just oppression.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:44 PM (N1tpc)

81 78
The management of gyms that allow this -- what's in it for them? They're quite dedicated to having their customers harassed by aggressive perverts. What's so compelling about maintaining this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM (VWtfl)

Not having Blue State Governments sue them.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:44 PM (iXqHn)

82 Don't look, Ethel!

But it was too late.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 26, 2026 01:44 PM (wVcYX)

83 58 see update! Seattle residents are now putting up barricades to keep cars out of their neighborhoods, to stop drive-by shootings.

Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 26, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

Finally, the common-sense car restrictions we've all been waiting for

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (9Rl/+)

84 Blow dry Sammy's penis with a sledgehammer. It will also make it easier to transition

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (hpwtA)

85 Every tranny in women's sports is a 'pre-op'.

I say call their bluff and allow them to participate with requirement that they be fully transitioned. No franks and beans. I'd wager the trans in female sports problem would immediately go away.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (z1MVF)

86 I love the thought of the bums all leaving LA for Seattle or Portland

the running of the bums

hobo migration

"oh look dear! all the bums are heading out of the city on their way to Burlington! it must be spring!"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (j+aD2)

87 78
The management of gyms that allow this -- what's in it for them? They're quite dedicated to having their customers harassed by aggressive perverts. What's so compelling about maintaining this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Who pays more? That is the question.
-Lawyers

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (Enz0M)

88 66 Susan Pete, a 59-year-old member...


Narrator: Nobody wanted to see his 59-year-old member.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (mJi0Y)

Susan wasn't the troon.

The troon was going by the name "Sammy".

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (iXqHn)

89 74 The new rules include an order that members 'use hair dryers for drying head hair only.'


Taint fair


Stay out the bushes

Posted by: Rev Jesse James Jr. at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (HcoTw)

90 Willowed: 2027 Ferrari Luce has 1035 HP, yet the wheelbase is tiny. Thing will handle like a roller skate, would be my guess. This portends some spectacular casualties eventually.
Posted by: gp
-----

Probably will have to be shipped back to Italy for any service of any kind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2026 01:39 PM (XeU6L)
______

Ferrari will be lucky to sell even 100 of these piles of shit. There was zero interest in this car before anyone saw how terrible it looked. It's a $700k exotic that looks like a Chinese robotaxi.

Lamborghini was smart enough to shitcan its "Lanzador" EV because there was no interest in it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

91 I mean, who doesn't want a good helicopter show when recovering from an aggressive workout?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

92 The management of gyms that allow this -- what's in it for them? They're quite dedicated to having their customers harassed by aggressive perverts. What's so compelling about maintaining this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM


The customers might not sue them. The activist left will definitely sue them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 01:46 PM (kgE5c)

93 Worked for a YMCA, long ago. They lost their way when women got into leadership positions - the epitome of AWFLs.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (NcvvS)

That's the case for a LOT of organizations.

But they are plenty of effeminate men willing to destroy an organization, too. (See: Boy Scouts of America (Former))

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:46 PM (N1tpc)

94 Finally, the common-sense car restrictions we've all been waiting for


speaking of crazy car things some guy in Fairmount/Art Museum area got his car stolen while he was home and he has a permitted gun so he ran out shooting

unfortunately he didn't hit the thieves. I'm hearing he shot 30 times and hit (his own) car one time. lol he was probably not too experienced at shooting.

he has the car but it's full of holes! hopefully the thieves learned a lesson anyway.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 01:47 PM (j+aD2)

95 85 Every tranny in women's sports is a 'pre-op'.

I say call their bluff and allow them to participate with requirement that they be fully transitioned. No franks and beans. I'd wager the trans in female sports problem would immediately go away.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM (z1MVF)

It would, because they'd have to spend all their time dilating and bleeding. The wound closes up without constant dilation (sticking objects into it to make sure it doesn't close up and heal).

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:47 PM (iXqHn)

96 Seattle residents are now putting up barricades to keep cars out of their neighborhood
———-

They will get arrested. It’s sort or comical, in a twisted sense. They’ll expend limited resources to go after people for doing what they are paid to do, but are no longer allowed to.

They’ll need to brush up on how to put together a duty roster for 24 hour guard duty. FRSS (handheld radios). But don’t you dare do anything. You gotta call the Cops.

Now what? The Cops ain’t gonna show up. Or maybe after 5 hours. Or maybe they’ll arrest you, instead of the crooks.

Now what?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:47 PM (l+ype)

97 sorry I meant he hit his car 30 times and the robbers' car one time. they escaped.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 01:47 PM (j+aD2)

98 The Planet Fitness nearest me closed sometime earlier this year.

Boo-Hoo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM (wVcYX)

99 What's that line 'he hasn't been seen since the policy went into affect.' What does that mean? Is there going to be a smell coming from a locker and they're going to find him in about 6 weeks?

Posted by: Nelly at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM (6+ehB)

100 Listen to that update post on the baricades in Seattle.
What a bunch of fags.

Listen to what they say, and think about all the Lefty protests and blockages and vandalism, and apply it to the hippies trying to justify what they are doing. And they almost seem to understand the solution is to lock people up, but I don't think they will ever get there. I say give them fines for blocking the native culture and send them to reeducation camps.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM (8aPNd)

101 The media or the trannies?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:41 PM (N1tpc)

The troons. They can't get the surgery unless they're in fairly good shape.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM (iXqHn)

Yes, was joke because media is also nothing but flabby men.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM (N1tpc)

102 Worked for a YMCA, long ago. They lost their way when women got into leadership positions - the epitome of AWFLs.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (NcvvS)

Happens just about everywhere. Personal aggression, cattiness, blame-shifting, bitchiness and generally being insufferable somehow became substitutes for leadership qualities. Being a vicious, combative asshole doesn't make you suitable for management, but yet here we are.

Posted by: Gradually, then all at once at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM (TbWk/)

103 I mean, who doesn't want a good helicopter show when recovering from an aggressive workout?
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM


Especially when things are looking up!

Posted by: Atomic Dog Boy at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM (wwyF0)

104 Yes, was joke because media is also nothing but flabby men.


good joke!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 01:49 PM (j+aD2)

105 It's things like this that are causing TX and other states to go purple. A free people must be free.

Somehow, you've gone from:

Freak in Seattle thrown out of YMCA -> ??? -> Free people not being free -> ??? -> Texas going purple

I confess that I don't follow your train of thought here.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 01:49 PM (vTZFs)

106 100 Listen to that update post on the baricades in Seattle.
What a bunch of fags.

Listen to what they say, and think about all the Lefty protests and blockages and vandalism, and apply it to the hippies trying to justify what they are doing. And they almost seem to understand the solution is to lock people up, but I don't think they will ever get there. I say give them fines for blocking the native culture and send them to reeducation camps.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM (8aPNd)

=======

I say that Trump should send in the National Guard to tear down the blockades and protect the pimps and gangsters on the streets from the racism of the Seattle racist residents of racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:50 PM (46HP8)

107 >>But they are plenty of effeminate men willing to destroy an organization, too. (See: Boy Scouts of America (Former))

Yep. At the middle-management levels of large nonprofits, the pay is decent but not large. Becomes the habitat of upper-middle-class married women who want relatively light responsibility, a decent paycheck, and status that goes with those.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 01:50 PM (NcvvS)

108 Think of the tragic loss to society if this predator killed himself 'cause not enough people accepted him?

I'll bet he will cure cancer and old age!

Soon as these liberal women suck his dick.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:50 PM (73/SM)

109 Yes, was joke because media is also nothing but flabby men.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 01:48 PM


Well, except for me, of course.

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at May 26, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

110 Can S/H/It grind its hips to make the pre-op privates spin like a propeller?

That's real talent. Might get it a pass. 🤪

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 01:50 PM (jehhT)

111


Cockandballs, Cockandballs

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 26, 2026 01:51 PM (NtVYv)

112 I mean, who doesn't want a good helicopter show when recovering from an aggressive workout?
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 26, 2026 01:45 PM

Available for select engagements.

Posted by: Danny D at May 26, 2026 01:51 PM (wVcYX)

113 WHAT is wrong with Texas?

@DavidJHarrisJr
·
1h
🚨Breaking: Fort Worth ISD has named Shayma Alzubi as the new principal of Western Hills High School.

She has a public record of defending Sharia law, flying the Palestinian flag, strongly supporting BLM, and backing mass illegal immigration.

includes obesity bonus
https://tinyurl.com/24rfc2u6

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 01:51 PM (ZxPkt)

114
Frankandbeans

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 26, 2026 01:51 PM (NtVYv)

115 My mistake reading the headline. SF, not Seattle. Toe-may-toe, tah-mah-toe.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (vTZFs)

116 He'd f*ck him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

117 We prefer the term "twig and berries" on our side of the pond.

Posted by: Chelmsworth Harrington Smythe IV at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

118 Hes not a woman

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (bXbFr)

119
Worked for a YMCA, long ago. They lost their way when women got into leadership positions - the epitome of AWFLs.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 01:42 PM (NcvvS)

_________

With all respect to Fen and those like her, any denomination that lets women become ministers is doomed. Even in my own neck of the woods, there shouldn't be female readers, or extraordinary ministers, or (shudder) altar girls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (HdYcL)

120 The city should go and tear down those barriers as racist walls.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (cuc66)

121 How long until a city being overrun by criminals trades barricades for snipers? Literally Seattle is that close to devolving into vigilante justice. Elect a gibbering nitwit like Wilson as mayor, don't police and the normies will take matters into their own hands

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (hpwtA)

122 I feel weird going into the kitchen in my underwear even when no one else is home.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 01:53 PM (8aPNd)

123 GASSSSSSS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2026 01:53 PM (Kt19C)

124 120 The city should go and tear down those barriers as racist walls.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (cuc66)

======

Seize the houses and give them to the pimps and gangsters for social justice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:53 PM (46HP8)

125
Cut it off, Cut it off
What are we going to do?
We're gonna
Cut it off, Cut it off
Cut it all off.

And girls, what are we going to do?
We're gonna
Cut 'em off, Cut 'em off
Cut 'em all off
Cut 'em all off.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 01:53 PM (ZwdAr)

126 320 Why did Larry Summers resign? Why is Prince Andrew no longer a royal? There I just made a 2-person Epstein list.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (wGerL)


1. Not for paying for sex with Jeffrey Epstein's women.
2. Also not for paying for sex with Jeffrey Epstein's women.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horndog, schmoozer, and dealmaker. He procured women through Ghislaine Maxwell for his own use, and kept them around as eye candy/party favors for the guests that he wanted to butter up. He was a client, not a pimp.

The Complete Jeffrey Epstein Sex-For-Money Client List, Unredacted
1. Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: SciVo at May 26, 2026 01:53 PM (Sy6m/)

127 Lock up the crooks, not the toothpaste, would go a long way to making our lives better.

Lock up the crazies would be excellent as well. This just gets more and more insane as “we” let them get away with everything, including rape, looting, murder. We don’t have to live like this

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:54 PM (l+ype)

128 Willowed: 2027 Ferrari Luce has 1035 HP, yet the wheelbase is tiny. Thing will handle like a roller skate, would be my guess. This portends some spectacular casualties eventually.
Posted by: gp


should be called: The Superghey

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 26, 2026 01:54 PM (NtVYv)

129 KJB isn't a biologist so don't ask her what to do about perverts.

Posted by: torabora at May 26, 2026 01:54 PM (KtOUo)

130 No one wants an electric hot rod

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 26, 2026 01:55 PM (NtVYv)

131 Posted by: Paul at May 26, 2026 01:54 PM (59BGO)


You DICK!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 26, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

132 The management of gyms that allow this -- what's in it for them? They're quite dedicated to having their customers harassed by aggressive perverts. What's so compelling about maintaining this?
---
Several hundred thousand well-funded, perpetually online activists.
Who will not just get him fired but will list his home address.
And every person he knows.
And hunt him to every new employment.
Forever.

And if he stands up for that one women who complained?
10 times more women will attack him for being a transphobe.

Terrorism works.

You women made this mess--stew in the shit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:55 PM (73/SM)

133 122 I feel weird going into the kitchen in my underwear even when no one else is home.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
--

So, it's more comfortable going into the kitchen in your underwear when everyone is home?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 01:55 PM (ZwdAr)

134 I feel weird going into the kitchen in my underwear even when no one else is home.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 01:53 PM (8aPNd)

Don't cook bacon that way

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 26, 2026 01:56 PM (NtVYv)

135 127 Lock up the crooks, not the toothpaste, would go a long way to making our lives better.

Lock up the crazies would be excellent as well. This just gets more and more insane as “we” let them get away with everything, including rape, looting, murder. We don’t have to live like this
Posted by: Common Tater

--------------

Hang a couple of the people responsible would work too.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 01:56 PM (8aPNd)

136 It's funny how Democrats spent over a hundred million dollars pushing the VA redistricting (which they barely won, and then lost because they did it illegally) and to remove 3 SCOGA jurists (and failed), all while CA Democrats are running double digits behind in terms of returning ballots compared to 4 years ago.

I mean, special elections and primaries aren't predictive.

Still, it's curious how there seems to be no energy to their electoral efforts anymore. Just...lost of money flying around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:56 PM (46HP8)

137 121 How long until a city being overrun by criminals trades barricades for snipers? Literally Seattle is that close to devolving into vigilante justice. Elect a gibbering nitwit like Wilson as mayor, don't police and the normies will take matters into their own hands
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (hpwtA)

No, they won't.

Nobody will do anything without a guarantee that they never see a minute in prison.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:57 PM (iXqHn)

138 LOL Ferrari 1035hp/4900lb Gay Ass Toaster car will see nothing but my taillights just like it’s gay cousin the Tesla Plaid

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2026 01:57 PM (5LUfU)

139 No one wants an electric hot rod
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 26, 2026 01:55 PM


Now hold on just a minute.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 26, 2026 01:57 PM (Wnv9h)

140 includes obesity bonus
https://tinyurl.com/24rfc2u6
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 01:51 PM
++++

Gross tonnage.

Posted by: Maritime humor at May 26, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)

141 How long until a city being overrun by criminals trades barricades for snipers? Literally Seattle is that close to devolving into vigilante justice. Elect a gibbering nitwit like Wilson as mayor, don't police and the normies will take matters into their own hands
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:52

Rooftop Koreans FTW

Posted by: Josephistan at May 26, 2026 01:57 PM (y9ksN)

142 137 121 How long until a city being overrun by criminals trades barricades for snipers? Literally Seattle is that close to devolving into vigilante justice. Elect a gibbering nitwit like Wilson as mayor, don't police and the normies will take matters into their own hands
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:52 PM (hpwtA)

======

Accelerationism does not happen.

People just leave, and things get worse.

Detroit still sucks despite it getting so bad that people will surely vote out the crooks in the farking 60s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:58 PM (46HP8)

143 No one wants an electric hot rod

The Tesla Roadster was pretty cool looking. I guess if I had $640K to piss away and already had a barn full of Ferraris, I might deign to look at one for sh*ts and giggles.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 01:58 PM (vTZFs)

144 You women made this mess--stew in the shit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Okay. As long as you don't suddenly act shocked and horrified when the women's solution turns out to be amateur surgery on the spot.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)

145 Literally Seattle is that close to devolving into vigilante justice.
———

What do you expect? Police departments, justice systems are a recent blip in thousands of years of human history.

The “social compact” or however you want to put it, meant the community agreed to stand down, put the ropes away, in lieu of a professional cadre of duly sworn law enforcement. The Rule of Law. Instead of hanging miscreants, we outsourced, as a society, law and law enforcement.

But our system has been hijacked by the crooks, corrupted officials, imposters, posers, and incompetents. Saboteurs.

Now what? We’re paying enormous amounts of money for all this stuff. Staggering sums of money.

For what?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 02:00 PM (l+ype)

146 Maybe OCP could fix the Seattle policing problem.

They just need the perfect candidate for a new program...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 02:00 PM (46HP8)

147 13 What do the historians think? Has there ever been a culture or civilization that came back or recovered from the homosexual/transvestite/sex pervert insanity? I can’t think of any, though I’m no historian. It’s a sign of depravity and decline, weakness and surrender
Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (l+ype)

The US is a big place. The majority do not put up with this. Federalist governments can be a bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2026 02:00 PM (oWKLA)

148 Alabama redistricting blocked by federal court.

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:01 PM (L7qN0)

149 We have a job at a YMCA and had to do a background check with fingerprints to work there

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

150 Still, it's curious how there seems to be no energy to their electoral efforts anymore. Just...lost of money flying around.
---
The Law of Diminishing Returns doesn't apply to politics.
The more money you spend, the more votes you get.

That's why Trump lost the Hillary, Biden and Kamala.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 02:01 PM (73/SM)

151
The management of gyms that allow this -- what's in it for them? They're quite dedicated to having their customers harassed by aggressive perverts. What's so compelling about maintaining this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2026 01:43 PM (VWtfl)



It's not just the trannys either. Most gyms I've been in, when you're in the locker room changing or getting ready to shower, older men will ignore all the open lockers to pick an open locker next to you. More than once, I've had to stop and growl at them to move over to the other side of the locker room, which is full of empty spaces. Even if I were flamingly ghey, that'd annoy the shit out of me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2026 02:01 PM (y9nCu)

152 Okay. As long as you don't suddenly act shocked and horrified when the women's solution turns out to be amateur surgery on the spot.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)



Should'a started that way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

153 148 Alabama redistricting blocked by federal court.

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:01 PM (L7qN0)

=======

And already appealed to SCOTUS (it's Thomas' circuit) who will vacate the ruling by the end of the week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 02:02 PM (46HP8)

154 YMCA locker dude kinda looks like the 'angel' in There Must Be An Angel Playing With My Heart by the Eurythmics, but freakier/creepier.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 02:02 PM (LHPAg)

155 Of course such a person would wear a mask.

Posted by: PG at May 26, 2026 02:02 PM (1aX52)

156 Look at me showering! Watch me blow dry my penis! Look at my new breasts! Look at me! I know you want me.

Posted by: Sammy the Salami at May 26, 2026 02:02 PM (UjdFS)

157 Texas isn’t going purple. It’s getting more red. Look at the population outflow from blue areas and get back to me.

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:02 PM (L7qN0)

158
Detroit still sucks despite it getting so bad that people will surely vote out the crooks in the farking 60s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:58 PM (46HP

____________

I said it yesterday. There are lots of people who don't give a damn about filth, crime, crappy schools, garbage all around, decaying streets, etc. Plus a lot of "migrants" feel at home in those conditions. They're all happy as long as the state and federal smoosh keeps rolling in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (HdYcL)

159 You women made this mess--stew in the shit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Okay. As long as you don't suddenly act shocked and horrified when the women's solution turns out to be amateur surgery on the spot.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)

I don't loiter in women's locker rooms, let alone with my dick hanging out, so this affects me not at all.

Posted by: Plus it's over ten miles away at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)

160 157 Texas isn’t going purple. It’s getting more red. Look at the population outflow from blue areas and get back to me.

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:02 PM (L7qN0)

=====

People point to an election that was pretty close 8 years ago as evidence.

Nothing since, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (46HP8)

161 The US is a big place. The majority do not put up with this. Federalist governments can be a bitch sometimes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
---

It used to be neighborhoods that one avoided
now, it's states.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (ZwdAr)

162 Well, except for me, of course.
Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at May 26, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

Mr Steal-Your-Girl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

163 I hope so. I know almost zero about the courts. I only know the federal court said it was racist. lol.

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (L7qN0)

164 161 It used to be neighborhoods that one avoided
now, it's states.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (ZwdAr)

=======

"You're telling me!"
-Mrs. Newsom, who took her kids on a safari of the South to see the racisms

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 02:04 PM (46HP8)

165 > No one wants an electric hot rod
---------
Ferrari's already getting cooked for their EV "sports car." Purists are having none of it.

It's not even red.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 02:04 PM (jehhT)

166 13 What do the historians think? Has there ever been a culture or civilization that came back or recovered from the homosexual/transvestite/sex pervert insanity? I can’t think of any, though I’m no historian. It’s a sign of depravity and decline, weakness and surrender
Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:30 PM (l+ype

The Roman’s and the Greeks were pretty awful on this space. Child sex slaves and everything.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 02:04 PM (Wmg4n)

167 I lived though the feralization of our cities in the 70s. (I was very young, but very aware as safe neighborhoods turned to chaos)

A lot of people lost a lot of home equity in that period. I saw grand mansions turned into slum apartments and then abandoned.

So the suburbanization was a reaction to that. All the culdesacs and maze like developments were a form of battlement.

You travel around the world, and wonder why the US can't have nice cities with everything convenient and mass transit, etc. and if you don't know the history of the urban decay, it seems like a choice. It was a necessity. Our next phase is South Africa where they have patrolled enclaves.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 02:04 PM (8aPNd)

168 I used to care about these women subjected to mentally ill perverts. But, I was wrong. I failed to include reality into my position. The REALITY is that Leftists will always invoke their "tolerance" and "progressivism" on others carte blanche....but the minute this nonsense invades their own personal space they whine, complain, plead, and pull out that all important "victim card."

Now, I don't care, and I get a disturbing yet valid entertainment factor out of watching all of these instances unfold. I find myself hoping it escalates out of any possible control. Leftists are toddlers. You can warn them all you like about some negative possibility, and they still stick their fingers in the socket.

No righteous indignation here. Just popcorn.

Posted by: Orson at May 26, 2026 02:05 PM (dIske)

169 Literally Seattle is that close to devolving into vigilante justice.
---
The city will devote unlimited resources and manpower to hunt down and prosecute any vigilantes.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is a greater threat to a government than a people who do not need them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 02:05 PM (73/SM)

170 It's not just the trannys either. Most gyms I've been in, when you're in the locker room changing or getting ready to shower, older men will ignore all the open lockers to pick an open locker next to you. More than once, I've had to stop and growl at them to move over to the other side of the locker room, which is full of empty spaces. Even if I were flamingly ghey, that'd annoy the shit out of me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2026 02:01 PM (y9nCu)

It's gross, and weird. Mostly gross. Fuck's sake, wear a towel.

Posted by: Floppy wieners and everything else at May 26, 2026 02:05 PM (TbWk/)

171 Texas was touted as going more blue during the Bush years. That’s because those assholes were becoming more moderate and pushing the margins of people who were on the edge. It’s since reversed. Even with the in migration it’s become more red.

But you keep plucking that chicken. Democrats.

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:05 PM (L7qN0)

172 Okay. As long as you don't suddenly act shocked and horrified when the women's solution turns out to be amateur surgery on the spot.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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I'll hand them the scapel.and the hot iron.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 26, 2026 02:06 PM (5j5IE)

173 Ferrari's already getting cooked for their EV "sports car." Purists are having none of it.

It's not even red.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 02:04 PM (jehhT)



Designed by homos for homos. Homos don't normally drive Ferraris. Not sure who they thought their target audience was here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

174 169 The city will devote unlimited resources and manpower to hunt down and prosecute any vigilantes.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is a greater threat to a government than a people who do not need them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 02:05 PM (73/SM)

=======

People say this, and I absolutely don't believe it.

A dead gangbanger found in an alley does not incite a manhunt for the killer in places like this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 02:06 PM (46HP8)

175 Should'a started that way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Nobody who lives in a civilized society starts with the nuclear option.

Even if it might prevent problems from becoming wide-spread.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 02:06 PM (vJrRc)

176 Tired of the troons..


Cement shoes


Next

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 26, 2026 02:07 PM (61TgR)

177 I guess I'm pre op myself. Sick freaking perverted pos we used to beat the crap out of these aholes.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 26, 2026 02:07 PM (9oXdx)

178 The management of gyms that allow this -- what's in it for them? They're quite dedicated to having their customers harassed by aggressive perverts. What's so compelling about maintaining this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

It is funny because this is what gyms are all about and always have been.

Posted by: Operator Error at May 26, 2026 02:08 PM (elcLR)

179 Designed by homos for homos. Homos don't normally drive Ferraris. Not sure who they thought their target audience was here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Miatas and mini-coopers.

Posted by: The Subarus are for lesbians at May 26, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

180
Most gyms I've been in, when you're in the locker room changing or getting ready to shower, older men will ignore all the open lockers to pick an open locker next to you.

__________

There is one (1) person I'm willing to be naked near.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 02:08 PM (HdYcL)

181 I'll hand them the scapel.and the hot iron.
Posted by: buddhaha


Stopping the bleeding? how merciful of you.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 02:09 PM (vJrRc)

182
I said it yesterday. There are lots of people who don't give a damn about filth, crime, crappy schools, garbage all around, decaying streets, etc. Plus a lot of "migrants" feel at home in those conditions. They're all happy as long as the state and federal smoosh keeps rolling in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 02:03 PM (HdYcL)



New Yawkers whined like little bitches when Giuliani cleaned up Times Square because it "Disneyfied" the city.

As for the illegal aliens, even the worst American slum is swankier and richer than some S American favelas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2026 02:09 PM (y9nCu)

183 Honestly you almost have to laugh at the problem blue state women have made for themselves.

The answer is easy - only biological women in women's lockerrooms/bathrooms etc.

But "transwomen are women!" so...they can't say that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 02:09 PM (sKqQm)

184 So the suburbanization was a reaction to that. All the culdesacs and maze like developments were a form of battlement.
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I wonder how many people even notice this?

While the "vibrant" neighborhoods are all still in a grid.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 02:09 PM (73/SM)

185 I feel weird going into the kitchen in my WIFE'S underwear even when no one else is home.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 02:09 PM (UjdFS)

186 >> There is one (1) person I'm willing to be naked near.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 02:08 PM (HdYcL)

The dog?

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:10 PM (L7qN0)

187 There are many neighborhoods, now, with their own private security augmenting the cops.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 02:10 PM (ZwdAr)

188 185 I feel weird going into the kitchen in my WIFE'S underwear even when no one else is home.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 02:09 PM (UjdFS)

Weird and not pretty? How strange.

Posted by: Y'all are perverts at May 26, 2026 02:10 PM (TbWk/)

189 I said it yesterday. There are lots of people who don't give a damn about filth, crime, crappy schools, garbage all around, decaying streets, etc.

If you ever discuss politics with a lefty FSA member you find this out quickly.

Take any issue they claim to care about and boil it down. What you get them to is "the leftwing candidate will give me more money, so if that means crime, drugs, whatever, I DO NOT CARE"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

190 I'll hand them the scapel.and the hot iron.
Posted by: buddhaha
Stopping the bleeding? how merciful of you.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

BZZZT
Problem solved.

Posted by: Lightsaber at May 26, 2026 02:11 PM (w9Wax)

191
The dog?

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:10 PM (L7qN0)

_________

Hell, no.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 02:11 PM (HdYcL)

192 Democrats largely spend all their time in another man’s ass. Given that, do you really think they care about filth?

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:11 PM (L7qN0)

193
Nobody who lives in a civilized society starts with the nuclear option.

Even if it might prevent problems from becoming wide-spread.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 26, 2026 02:06 PM (vJrRc)



I think men swinging their junk in the women's locker room warrants nuking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

194 191
The dog?

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 02:10 PM (L7qN0)

_________

Hell, no.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 02:11 PM (HdYcL)


*sniff sniff sniff*
SNAUSAGE!!!!

Posted by: The Big Dummy at May 26, 2026 02:12 PM (TbWk/)

195 Steak and Beans Baby, Steak and Beans!!!!!!

Posted by: WARREN at May 26, 2026 02:12 PM (3idXb)

196 Just seeing on local news that the South Carolina Senate has refused to take up redrawing of House district maps. Those good old GOP boys sure are fighters for us! *spit*

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 26, 2026 02:13 PM (HUGV3)

197 Vienna sausage and walnuts

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 02:13 PM (UjdFS)

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