Corrupt Governor Tim Walz and Foreign Mayor Jacob Frey Honor the Heroes Who Gave Their Lives for Our Country By... Celebrating an Obese Drug Addict and Thug Whose Heart Finally Attacked Him and Is the Real Hero Here

Of course. They're aggressive enemies of everything traditional, wholesome, good, and true.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey received pushback Monday over a social media post remembering George Floyd, whose Memorial Day death six years ago triggered nationwide protests and riots, as well as calls to defund law enforcement agencies.
"Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago," Frey wrote on X. "That moment changed our city forever."
In subsequent posts, Frey wrote that the death of Floyd forced the city to "confront painful truths about race, policing, inequity, and trust -- and demanded hard conversations and accountability. Since Floyd's murder, our city has been challenged not just to say we've changed, but to prove it."
"We are committed to honoring this place both as a memorial with global significance and as a neighborhood where people live, work, gather, and heal," Frey added.
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Floyd died from cardiopulmonary arrest complicating law enforcement subdual, restraint, and neck compression after being pinned to the ground by officers outside a convenience store where he allegedly tried to pass a counterfeit $20 bill.
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Frey's post immediately received criticism given that Monday was also Memorial Day.
"Newsflash: Today is Memorial Day, not George Floyd Day. Show our fallen heroes and their families some freaking respect," wrote State Rep. Randy Fine, R-Fla. "You're a complete disgrace to America, @MayorFrey."
Others noted that Floyd's death triggered destructive riots across the country where stores and buildings were looted and burned.
"It changed your city, state and my country for the worse. Rioters on your side killed people and did billions in economic damage. And for what? Defunding police policies that have led to more people being killed," reporter Andy Ngo replied to Frey.
While the official autopsy ruled the death a homicide caused by police restraint, the medical examiner's report also noted that the amount of fentanyl in Floyd's system and his recent use of methamphetamine were contributing factors.
"At first I thought this had to be a parody," Tomi Lahren wrote on X. "I thought no way this fruity ass mayor was possibly honoring George Floyd on Memorial Day... But here it is."
"Today we remember the veterans who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defense of our freedoms. Not drug addicts who overdosed," Townhall.com columnist Dustin Grage wrote.

Only after being vigorously criticized as an anti-American foreign agent did Frey put up a ~~half~~ zero-hearted mention of the honored dead of war:

In a separate post, Frey honored veterans who made the ultimate sacrifice, saying: "We owe them -- and the families who carry their memory forward -- our deepest gratitude."

It forced Minneapolis to confront painful truths about race, policing, inequity, and trust — and demanded hard conversations and accountability.

Since Floyd’s murder, our city has been challenged not just to say we’ve changed, but to prove it.
— Mayor Jacob Frey (@MayorFrey) May 25, 2026

Jacob Frey, the mayor of Minneapolis, is the definition of PEAK WOKE.

Not only did he sob at the casket of the criminal George Floyd, but here he again—on MEMORIAL DAY of all days, the day we set apart to remember and honor our US soldiers who have sacrificed their lives for our… https://t.co/WFxt9m0QtE pic.twitter.com/xF413hEkjm
— 🇺🇸 Jake Hilton 🇮🇱 (@TheDemSlayer) May 25, 2026

Tampon Tim attended a George Floyd celebration while ditching an event for Memorial Day

Just when you think this freak can’t go any lower pic.twitter.com/VSULhsemP4
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 26, 2026

Hello everyone! Hope you enjoyed your long weekend.

I did nothing, alas. I am a zombie when I don't get at least seven hours of good sleep and I didn't get good sleep all through the weekend.

How about you?

I did get to hang out with my crows a little. They're really big birds. And I'm fattening them up with a high carb diet.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM

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1 Clouds roll by, as I look to the sky.
And then the feeling comes, it comes on again.
You know desire burns like a fire, fire of sin.
Oh, will I ever learn?

You're the only one I could call my own.
But then the shadows fall and I'm gone again.

Blade's a hunter
Searching for FIRSTS,
On these lonely streets again.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:15 PM (tjClK)

3 LMMFAO!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:15 PM (tjClK)

4 Open channel D

Posted by: Open Channel D at May 26, 2026 12:15 PM (gYnrv)

5 Strike 1

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 12:15 PM (/+uur)

6 HTML tags.

HOW DO DEY WERK!??!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:15 PM (tjClK)

7 test

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (/+uur)

8 Chuy.....you're our only hope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (tjClK)

9 Okay, strike that.

Posted by: WisRich at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (G0vdT)

10 Let this post be stricken from the record.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (jehhT)

11 NOOD has been lum'd, but I wasn't the first to do so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (tjClK)

12 I did get to hang out with my crows a little. They're really big birds. And I'm fattening them up with a high carb diet.

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I'm mostly looking forward to the interdimensional adventures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (46HP8)

13 George got his six years sober chip yesterday.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 12:17 PM (/+uur)

14 Nooded, and hoping the mass strikethrough is fixed soon.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

15 So let it be stricken, so let it be done.

Posted by: WisRich at May 26, 2026 12:17 PM (G0vdT)

16 Ah, good.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

17 George got his six years sober chip yesterday.
Posted by: r hennigantx

His condition is stable.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 12:18 PM (MTg2D)

18 The left tells me talking about iryna zarutska on ANY day is "divisive".

Yet they'll trot out George Floyd on Memorial day.

A thug that died due to his own drug overdose

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)

19 At KNOP: "Scottsbluff NE police respond to gunfire at convenience store after dog accidentally shoots person with a shotgun"

When questioned, dog explained "Bitch set me up."

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 12:18 PM (Wq24h)

20 Are you the Crow Whisperer, Ace?

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 12:18 PM (Gqar8)

21 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (tjClK)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

22 Why isn't Timpon in jail?

If an average CEO had as much fraud in his company as MN has in its state government the CEO, CFO, and a much of VPs and directors would be in prison already

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)

23 22 Why isn't Timpon in jail?

If an average CEO had as much fraud in his company as MN has in its state government the CEO, CFO, and a much of VPs and directors would be in prison already

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)

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Because Sarbanes-Oxley applies to corporations not governments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (46HP8)

24 Democrats: Shitting on the USA since 1840!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (wtvvX)

25 I will say Timpon and Frey are still better then Platner - who is accusing Chris Kyle of war crimes and inflating his kill count as a sniper.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

26 I honestly can't be surprised.

They hate America, so OF COURSE, they will only reference our (not their) honored dead when forced to for public relations reasons.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (N1tpc)

27 HTML tags.

HOW DO DEY WERK!??!

Like Congress apparently. Sporadically, when they feel like it.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (vTZFs)

28 At KNOP: "Scottsbluff NE police respond to gunfire at convenience store after dog accidentally shoots person with a shotgun"

When questioned, dog explained "Bitch set me up."

Who's a good boy? It ain't me, that's for sure. I'm an OG.

Posted by: The Dog at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

29 You know what goes well with a high carb diet? Human eyeballs. Soooooooon . . . .

Posted by: The Fat Crows at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (anL5R)

30 *fistbump*
Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

Backatcha.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (tjClK)

31

Minnesota is fucked up.

I thought Faggot Walz was Mr Macho, a Rambo type who works with his hands, can change his oil, mow his lawn, do yard work, a real man's man. Joe Military they called him, top of his class, A number One military man.

They have to keep that voter base happy, if thats even possible.

When is Renee Good day, or Alex Pretti day?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (och2J)

32 When was the last time a sitting politician sent to jail?

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (Gqar8)

33 Fck Saint Felon of fentanyl and all the true believers.

Posted by: huerfano at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (VJX5o)

34 Corrupt Governor Tim Walz and Foreign Mayor Jacob Frey Honor the Heroes...

C'mon, lefties. We can only make them so ridiculous. Catch on, already!

Posted by: The Scriptwriters at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (g/iaZ)

35 31 When is Renee Good day, or Alex Pretti day?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (och2J)

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They died for literally nothing.

The left doesn't care about them anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (46HP8)

36 Frey and Walz look like a pair of chomos.

Posted by: Hide Your Children at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (2SPXX)

37 Corrupt Governor Tim Walz and Foreign Mayor Jacob Frey ...

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You left out the adjective "Murder, Rape, and Massive Fraud Unindicted Co-Conspirators" ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (OLFlC)

38 So any more on the guy that attacked the white house over the weekend?

The FNM story line was "he thought he was Jesus" which...uh he's supposed to have a sword not a gun, but anyway, why do I suspect there is a discord server full of other lefties that were telling him to do it...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)

39 Floyd died because of Chauvin to the same extent that E. Jean Carroll was raped by Trump.

Fictitious bullshit, thru and thru.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2026 12:22 PM (wVcYX)

40 They died for literally nothing.

The left doesn't care about them anymore.

They left has thousands of these types and have no problem using them, even if it doesn't net them much. Because hey, you never know who your next Horst Wessel/Matthew Sheppard/George Floyd will be...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

41 cat food, ace, try dry cat kibble.

Yesterday was frustrating because I could not replicate the failure on my washing machine while I had it out in the yard, so I did several loads of laundry and then took the cabinet off, took the rust off with naval jelly and a scraper, and repainted it. As an afterthought I scrubbed the dribbles of laundry soap off the front and it looks good.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)

42 When was the last time a sitting politician sent to jail?

You mean by their campaign staff, in order to talk to their constituents?

Posted by: The DNC at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (EJWxb)

43 Tampon Tim attended a George Floyd celebration while ditching an event for Memorial Day

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[The Headlines Write Themselves:]

"Blood Bleeds for Blood."

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (OLFlC)

44 40 They left has thousands of these types and have no problem using them, even if it doesn't net them much. Because hey, you never know who your next Horst Wessel/Matthew Sheppard/George Floyd will be...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

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No black woman is putting herself in the line of fire for Mexican illegals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (46HP8)

45 They died for literally nothing.

The left doesn't care about them anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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But, ironically the right will keep their memory alive by memes and jokes. And so it goes.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (E4rtv)

46 I see that Iran is claiming that it downed a US Drone. I didn't know Kamala was flying her broom over Iran.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (qx7Zg)

47 Floyd died because of Chauvin to the same extent that E. Jean Carroll was raped by Trump.

If Chauvin had taken Floyd to a detox unit he might have lived, though:

Chauvin had no idea that Floyd was that high
Floyd was refusing to get in the cop car anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

48 It’s been so rainy this weekend. Saijo is losing his little puppy mind.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Dd38x)

49 46 I see that Iran is claiming that it downed a US Drone. I didn't know Kamala was flying her broom over Iran.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (qx7Zg)

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"America lost a drone. This is the worst loss for America since Vietnam."
-like, half of the online right, for some reason

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (46HP8)

50 How does a dog fire a gun?

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

51 "cat food, ace, try dry cat kibble."

Have you tried hard-boiled eggs yet? Crows crave em. You don't need to shell them. They fly up, plunge their beak into them, fly off with impaled ovum.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Wq24h)

52 Floyd wasn't murdered. The case against Chauvin was as rigged as a trial could be.

Floyd had over 3 times the amount of Fentanyl humans can have in his system. The coroner was paid off. Chauvin wasn't on Floyd's neck. He was on his back/shoulder areas. This was proven over and over and over.

Floyd couldn't breathe because he was overdosing on Fentanyl. Period.

They tore the country down because a worthless criminal overdosed.

F*ck them all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (tjClK)

53 No black woman is putting herself in the line of fire for Mexican illegals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I would not care to be between Stacey Abrams and a buffet.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (E4rtv)

54 How does a dog fire a gun?

By pulling the trigger?

Posted by: Some Pedant at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

55 And I'm fattening them up with a high carb diet.

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You could name the two fattest crows Hansel and Gretel.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (OLFlC)

56 Democrats are just not American. Period. End of conversation.

Democrats are domestic enemies. Period. End of conversation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (xvV+O)

57 53 No black woman is putting herself in the line of fire for Mexican illegals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I would not care to be between Stacey Abrams and a buffet.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (E4rtv)

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Well, I did not specify that it could be between her and an all you can eat Mexican feast, set up by illegal help paid $2 an hour. That's true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (46HP8)

58 How does a dog fire a gun?

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

Ruffly?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (dK+Kv)

59 "How does a dog fire a gun?"

The victim was only lightly wounded, so I would say "inaccurately."

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Wq24h)

60

"In a separate post, Frey honored veterans who made the ultimate sacrifice, saying: "We owe them -- and the families who carry their memory forward -- our deepest gratitude.""

Did he say "Just the black ones though, and the gays."

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (och2J)

61
If Chauvin had taken Floyd to a detox unit he might have lived, though:

Chauvin had no idea that Floyd was that high
Floyd was refusing to get in the cop car anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

Floyd was going to die regardless. The worst thing Chauvin did was take him back out of the car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (tjClK)

62 If misguided ppl want to celebrate Floyd, fine. Do it any day except Memorial Day.

Posted by: forest at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (uMoZG)

63 How does a dog fire a gun?

By pulling the trigger?

Posted by: Some Pedant at May 26, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

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I would have went with "hair trigger."

* missed it by --><-- this much *

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (OLFlC)

64 The View: News or Crap?

The FCC’s Media Bureau released Public Notice DA 26-517 on May 22, opening a public comment period on a petition filed by Disney-owned KTRK-TV Houston and parent company ABC asking the Commission to classify The View as a “bona fide news interview program.”

Comments are due June 22, 2026. Reply comments are due July 6.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (qx7Zg)

65 Hi Ace! Had a great weekend! just the daughter home but we had fun

finally went to see Project Hail Mary in theaters! WOW

amaze amaze amaze

all the Floyd stuff yesterday was terrible. but the video message SPENCER PRATT OF ALL PEOPLE put up about Memorial Day made up for it. That guy is ... something.

also the little thing on X where a widow asked for a view of her husband's grave at Arlington... and she got way more than just that

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2)

66 When was the last time a sitting politician sent to jail?
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 12:21 PM (Gqar

Rod Blagojevich, but he made the mistake of pissing off Obama.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (rbvCR)

67 This is great. It excites me.

It shows that the Democraps are so comically desperate, so out of ideas, and so politically stupid and tone-deaf that they decide to celebrate a major American holiday centered on remembering fallen soldiers, by ... resorting to resurrecting a long-dead deadbeat junkie cannibal.

These people are not human. They are retarded aliens in skin suits who don't understand anything about anything. I love it. More, please.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

68 46 I see that Iran is claiming that it downed a US Drone. I didn't know Kamala was flying her broom over Iran.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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It is why drones are literally there for instead of risking pilots. Let's see the Iranians parade around the wreckage and prop up bits at a press conference.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

69

"They tore the country down because a worthless criminal overdosed."

They had other motives and were just waiting to roll their plays out.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (och2J)

70 If misguided ppl want to celebrate Floyd, fine. Do it any day except Memorial Day.

Posted by: forest at May 26, 2026 12:26 PM (uMoZG)

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So close to Juneteenth? REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (OLFlC)

71
I did get to hang out with my crows a little. They're really big birds. And I'm fattening them up with a high carb diet.

Ace with his crows is planning on becoming the American version of Odin, but-

he'll have to remove one eye with a corkscrew first, so-

don't hold your breath.

Wait if Ace is Odin, does that make garrett Frigg?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (iJfKG)

72 "How does a dog fire a gun?"

How do they load them? I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (Wq24h)

73 Revert MN to territory status.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (T6aVk)

74 20 Are you the Crow Whisperer, Ace?
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 12:18 PM (Gqar

Here, Funboy.

Posted by: Eric Draven at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

75 "How does a dog fire a gun?"

The victim was only lightly wounded, so I would say "inaccurately."

In fairness he didn't get much time at the shooting range.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

76 The same people that tell us Trump putting gold on everything is low-class trashy ...

Are the same people who affected a religious wailing and sobbing over the golden idol of a life-long petty criminal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (73/SM)

77 Ace is dating Sheryl Crow??

What? Oh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella, who maybe needs LensCrafters at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (U/s6V)

78 How does a dog fire a gun?
>>>
Take a breath, let half out, gently squeeze the trigger?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2026 12:27 PM (wVcYX)

79 "America lost a drone." "The war cannot be won. It is time for the politicians to admit it and end it before more lives are lost. "

Posted by: AI Walter Cronkite at May 26, 2026 12:28 PM (anL5R)

80 If Chauvin had taken Floyd to a detox unit he might have lived, though:

Chauvin had no idea that Floyd was that high
Floyd was refusing to get in the cop car anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

Floyd had done the exact same thing during an arrest, short of dying, a month before.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

81 "They tore the country down because a worthless criminal overdosed."

They had other motives and were just waiting to roll their plays out.

Yep. The original BLM "martyrs" didn't get much traction remember. Mostly because they were odious people.

With Floyd though the FNM just rushed a bunch of bullshit to the public before most people knew who he was - and yes this is the Matthew Sheppard play

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

82 I don’t believe most people are surprised that Democrats despise the military and veterans. They’ve spent years trying to subvert the military and weaken our country.

I spent the day remembering a lot of people. One in particular who was KIA 7 years ago. His wife and two beautiful children are growing up without their dad, who was always first to the fight. A man larger than life itself, always with a joke and that wry smile of his to lighten the mood. He is missed. Dearly.

There are thousands of stories like his. Real Americans who loved their country and their brothers enough to give up their lives for them.

Never quit. Never stop remembering.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 12:29 PM (hcEyG)

83 That Fox "News" account is just a tiny bit less fictitious and ridiculous than mainstream "news". The medical examiner's report *is* reality, it was the actual medical analysis. The "official" autopsy was nonsense, Soviet-style fiction worthy of Vishinsky during the Great Terror. The human garbage Floyd said "I can't breathe" while still in the back of the cruiser. No airway damage. Chauvin followed, properly, standard procedure as in the training manual and used throughout the US.

A book is coming out on the lynching of Chauvin, which was as shocking as anything out of America's past including the racially motivated judicial malpractice of the pre-civil rights era south. A partial taste of the jaw-dropping outrage is found in the video "The Fall of Minneapolis".

The only official malpractice, possibly, was whatever the hell happened to the paramedic response from the nearby fire station, which was very late. But even then Floyd - having multiples of fatal concentrations of two forms of fentanyl in him - may have been a goner.

The whole incident allowed the ridiculous cretins of MN, and tragically much of the country beyond, to show their pathetic a** to the world.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2026 12:29 PM (U/Byj)

84 This!!

George got his six years sober chip yesterday.

Posted by: r hennigantx

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 26, 2026 12:29 PM (GL+EM)

85 I will never understand why anyone with even one drop of black genetics would celebrate Fentanyl George.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 12:30 PM (FpHTM)

86 Hopefully there are Polaroids out there of Wallz and Grey in bed together.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

87 Minnesota is beyond helping themselves. The pustule of illegal aliens that overwhelm and manipulate the vote will continue control. Only massive deportations and a clean and fair vote will recover MN.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (ZwdAr)

88 86 Hopefully there are Polaroids out there of Wallz and Grey in bed together.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

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"Hopefully" is an odd word choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (46HP8)

89 If a crow shot somebody, no f'n way would it be an "accident." Keep firearms away from corvids.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Wq24h)

90 Grey?

Frey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

91 One of the dumbest calumnies of Chauvin the FNM went with is that he was rayciss.

The guy had married a Laotian woman and adopted her son.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

92 You know what goes well with a high carb diet? Human eyeballs. Soooooooon . . . .
Posted by: The Fat Crows

First they give your eyes Crow's Feet...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 26, 2026 12:32 PM (w9Wax)

93 85 I will never understand why anyone with even one drop of black genetics would celebrate Fentanyl George.
Posted by: XTC

Or anyone in general.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 26, 2026 12:32 PM (99eI0)

94 87 Minnesota is beyond helping themselves. The pustule of illegal aliens that overwhelm and manipulate the vote will continue control. Only massive deportations and a clean and fair vote will recover MN.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (ZwdAr)

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Well, deportations have picked up since the deaths of Goode and Pretti, those doing financial fraud through government programs are being arrested, charged, and even convicted, and the federal government is on a denaturalization push in response to legal immigrants doing fraud.

All while DOJ Civil Rights Division has a hard-on for cleaning up voter rolls and SCOTUS very well may make it illegal to count ballots after election day.

So, we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:32 PM (46HP8)

95 Okay you got me TJM

There probably are such Polaroids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)

96 If someone was writing a tv script and wanted to make the politicians as loathsome as possible by doing something like this, the show runners would say it’s too over the top. But these jizz stains did exactly that

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (4MsaP)

97 59 "How does a dog fire a gun?"

The victim was only lightly wounded, so I would say "inaccurately."
Posted by: gp
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Handguns should be kept holstered and long arms cased and unloaded during transport to prevent that sort of accident.

In a majority of states, having a loaded long arm is illegal during transporting them even with a permit. About 11 states, it is legal even without a permit, and two states require a permit to make it legal.

Law was designed to prevent poaching and night time festivities plus accident prevention.

Fair number of states have holster laws too for handguns as again, it is a safety issue to tuck it in your waistband, etc.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

98 Wherever George Floyd is today he probably is saying 'I made a lot of bad decisions, among them was attempting to pass counterfeit money, which happened on a day when I was high as hell.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (LHPAg)

99 Chauvin will rot and likely die in prison. And there's nothing to be done about it. The Democrats would love to do that to us.

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

100 It shows that the Democraps are so comically desperate, so out of ideas, and so politically stupid and tone-deaf that they decide to celebrate a major American holiday centered on remembering fallen soldiers, by ... resorting to resurrecting a long-dead deadbeat junkie cannibal.
——

No, don’t be fooled they know exactly what they are doing. These incidents are specifically intended to divide and increase the chaos, raise the temperature, incite riots. Never forget that.

They are not interested in making things better for everybody, they want to burn the whole thing down. This is how you do that.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (lf5tB)

101 93 Or anyone in general.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 26, 2026 12:32 PM (99eI0)

Sure, but there are higher expectations for anyone else.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (FpHTM)

102
How does a dog fire a gun?

Peanut butter on the trigger.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (iJfKG)

103

Democrats Forced to Delete Their Disgusting Memorial Day Post

https://t.ly/i3fZi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2026 12:33 PM (Cqx++)

104 Little known fact...

Crime is still down around the areas St. George of Enlarged Heart used to hang out.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)

105 91 One of the dumbest calumnies of Chauvin the FNM went with is that he was rayciss.

The guy had married a Laotian woman and adopted her son.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

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I maintain to this day that Chauvin was most likely a die-hard progressive, flaunting his progressivism in an effort to climb the ladder within the Minneapolis police department.

It's why his social media was scrubbed.

So, the machine he had whole-heartedly supported for years...chose to eat him because he was inconvenient.

If and when Chauvin gets a retrial and even a potential release, he's going to make BLM-aligned white politicians look like the KKK.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:34 PM (46HP8)

106 Does Jacob Frey believe the bullshit he spews?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 26, 2026 12:34 PM (rJ48h)

107 Oh, Canada!

A man in his 40s with inflammatory bowel disease, was assessed outside a Tim Hortons, offered MAID, AND driven by the DR to the assisted suicide facility, and killed by MAID 🤯

I honestly thought this headline was fake, but it’s real

Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 I feel sick

https://tinyurl.com/mps67vhj

Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

108 I would not care to be between Stacey Abrams and a buffet.
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As always, mention of Abrams triggers the Patrick O'Brian quote:

"the most unromantic beast that ever urged her squat bulk across the face of the protesting earth".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)

109 86 Hopefully there are Polaroids out there of Wallz and Grey in bed together.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

Gentlemen take Polaroids.

Posted by: Japan at May 26, 2026 12:35 PM (T6aVk)

110 Lower your expectations as to what Democrats will do.

As in lowered into the depths of hell.

You will never be surprised or outraged by what they do again.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 12:35 PM (hcEyG)

111 104 Little known fact...

Crime is still down around the areas St. George of Enlarged Heart used to hang out.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)

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The crime levels of 2020-2022 were very abnormally high.

And yes, crime has generally decreased since.

Mostly because blue enclaves stopped defunding police after a couple years of massively increased crime rates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:36 PM (46HP8)

112 "America lost a drone." "The war cannot be won. It is time for the politicians to admit it and end it before more lives are lost. "

Posted by: AI Walter Cronkite at May 26, 2026 12:28 PM (anL5R)

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"We are mired in a stalewait."

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:36 PM (OLFlC)

113 We get too fat we can't fly.

Posted by: The crows at May 26, 2026 12:36 PM (2Ez/1)

114 How about the DNC putting up a Memorial Day post of photos of the soldiers killed during this Iran war?

Basically, see these who Trump killed.

And only deleting it after blowback?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 12:36 PM (73/SM)

115 107: Canada endorses murder so they can get their own hospital bed.

All the more reason to get government the fuck out of medical care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 12:36 PM (T6aVk)

116 It's a quagmire.

Posted by: The media we USED to listen to at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (2Ez/1)

117 Hopefully there are Polaroids out there of Wallz and Grey in bed together.

TOO OLD

Posted by: Pedo Tim Walz at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

118 Iran hacked and landed a Reaper (I think it was a Reaper) intact during Obama's reign of stupidity.
Where was the lefts outrage then?

Posted by: Reforger at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (gbGyB)

119 Ace- I have a mating pair of Ravens nearby. They fly the same path each morning and evening. I trap pocket gophers in my yard and place them feet up in the middle of a dirt access road behind my house. They fly by every morning and check for the free breakfast. They are quite big!

Posted by: DBCooper at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (3oMnW)

120 In other news

FanimeCon 2026 will be forever known as Foot Juice Con.

The NorCal anime convention gained notoriety this weekend as people were lining up to buy cups of juice scooped out of coolers in which the feet of female cosplayers had swished in.

No word if the cosplayers had washed their feet before dipping their toes in the juice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (2GVsD)

121 " I like Big Crows and I cannot lie"

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (Gqar8)

122 Fuck these fucking faggots.

Posted by: ballistic at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (oqH4h)

123 114 How about the DNC putting up a Memorial Day post of photos of the soldiers killed during this Iran war?

they did that??!?!

wow.

scum bums

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (j+aD2)

124 114 How about the DNC putting up a Memorial Day post of photos of the soldiers killed during this Iran war?

Basically, see these who Trump killed.

And only deleting it after blowback?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 12:36 PM (73/SM)

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Also, proportion of D's turning in ballots so far in the CA governor primary are down...double digits compared to 4 years ago.

https://x.com/WinWithJMC/status/
2059214005114142850

This is not a party that's feeling healthy and leading towards victory.

I just see...sickness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:37 PM (46HP8)

125 I am sure Ace will celebrate the latest Disney failure today, as the Mandalrian movie records the lowest Star Wars opening ever.

But, don't worry!, says Disney: we can sell dolls and stuffed Grogus, and make up the losses.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ytIvj)

126 Does Jacob Frey believe the bullshit he spews?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Every politician ever at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

127 Well, I did not specify that it could be between her and an all you can eat Mexican feast, set up by illegal help paid $2 an hour. That's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Oh, very well played m'lord.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

128 126 Does Jacob Frey believe the bullshit he spews?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Every politician ever at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

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hey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (46HP8)

129 That Alberta-for-Minnesota trade is looking better and better, isn't it?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (CwhoI)

130 I will never understand why anyone with even one drop of black genetics would celebrate Fentanyl George.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 12:30 PM (FpHTM)
_______

Normal, productive black people do not. He's celebrated by the race-hustlers making bank off his death, the rando leeches, the black criminal underclass, and -- especially -- AWFuLs and related pasty-white pustules on the ass of the country.

But normal black people? Nah, they are too busy enjoying their lives to worry about some feral criminal junkie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

131 All the more reason to get government the fuck out of medical care.

If the patient pays for his healthcare the service providers and incentivized to give him the best care he is willing to pay for.

If the government pays for healthcare it is incentivized to cut costs, and when someone hits a point in their health when they won't generate as much in taxes as they cost to keep alive government is incentivized to kill them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

132 I did get to hang out with my crows a little. They're really big birds. And I'm fattening them up with a high carb diet.
-

Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2026 12:40 PM (LgsNJ)

133 Oh you want entertainment news huh?

It seems the BBC can't find anyone willing to play the Doctor for their upcoming Doctor Who Christmas Special.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)

134 106 Does Jacob Frey believe the bullshit he spews?
Posted by: mr tmz at May 26, 2026 12:34 PM (rJ48h)

He does, but that's not why he says it. He sits around thinking of the most out of touch lefty thing he can say. It's a weird flex these people do, like pretending not to know what Easter is. It's a pathetic way to marginalize normal people and their holidays like Memorial Day. Douchy behavior.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2026 12:40 PM (wGerL)

135 120 In other news

FanimeCon 2026 will be forever known as Foot Juice Con.

The NorCal anime convention gained notoriety this weekend as people were lining up to buy cups of juice scooped out of coolers in which the feet of female cosplayers had swished in.

No word if the cosplayers had washed their feet before dipping their toes in the juice.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Reminds me of the classic Lucy bit where she is trampling the grapes from harvest at a winery.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:40 PM (E4rtv)

136 A man in his 40s with inflammatory bowel disease, was assessed outside a Tim Hortons, offered MAID, AND driven by the DR to the assisted suicide facility, and killed by MAID 🤯

I honestly thought this headline was fake, but it’s real

Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 I feel sick

https://tinyurl.com/mps67vhj
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)
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Story says they actually had to murder him twice, as the first drug didn't kill him.

Lesson One: Do not go to Canada. And Two: Never eat at a Tim Hortens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2026 12:41 PM (ytIvj)

137 A man in his 40s with inflammatory bowel disease, was assessed outside a Tim Hortons, offered MAID, AND driven by the DR to the assisted suicide facility, and killed by MAID

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Similar to Califzuela wanting to co-locate several Planned ~~Parenthood~~ Abortion Clinics on high school campuses across the state, wouldn't it be more efficient to simply co-locate MAID Facilities at every Tim Hortons?

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:41 PM (OLFlC)

138 Why are you trying to fatten up the crows, Ace? Planning to serve them for TG instead of turkey?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 12:41 PM (dx3rC)

139 _U.S. forces carried out strikes overnight on May 25–26, 2026, that the U.S. hit Iranian targets and sank multiple small Iranian boats...
_U.S. forces, striking missile launch sites and Iranian boats attempting to place mines,
_CentCom said the boats were laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 12:41 PM (ZwdAr)

140 The leftists in particular have made law enforcement generally an impossible vocation. This has profound implications for morale, retention, and recruitment. I’m no bootlicker, either.

This has been one of their longstanding objectives. Cops in many jurisdictions are now at best, tourists in blue. Or at worst …

This is what they want. No cop is going to put their ass on the line for public safety when some queer mayor will throw them to the wolves first chance they get if anything goes sideways

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 12:41 PM (lf5tB)

141 FanimeCon 2026 will be forever known as Foot Juice Con.

The NorCal anime convention gained notoriety this weekend as people were lining up to buy cups of juice scooped out of coolers in which the feet of female cosplayers had swished in.

That's TERRIBLE

Where did you say this was happening again? The exact street address so I know not to go there.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at May 26, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

142 a counterfeit $20 bill.
.....

Big time criminal mastermind.

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 12:42 PM (UjdFS)

143 Personally, I don’t trust that Horton fellow.

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

144 If the government pays for healthcare it is incentivized to cut costs, and when someone hits a point in their health when they won't generate as much in taxes as they cost to keep alive government is incentivized to kill them.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

We just kicked old people out of the country.

Posted by: German Democratic Republic at May 26, 2026 12:43 PM (T6aVk)

145 Yesterday was frustrating because I could not replicate the failure on my washing machine while I had it out in the yard, so I did several loads of laundry and then took the cabinet off, took the rust off with naval jelly and a scraper, and repainted it. As an afterthought I scrubbed the dribbles of laundry soap off the front and it looks good.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)

I'm picturing an anime, possibly Ghibli, where the Spirit of the Device just wants to be in nature. Your washing machine inspires other machine spirits, one thing leads to another, and by the end everyone in your town is reduced to visiting their appliances at shrines in the woods when they want a cold drink, hot meal, or clean sock.

Posted by: SciVo at May 26, 2026 12:43 PM (Sy6m/)

146 This has been one of their longstanding objectives. Cops in many jurisdictions are now at best, tourists in blue. Or at worst …

The contrast with red states is interesting - remember when FL tried to arrest the cop that just waited outside during the Parkland shooting?

In a blue state they'd give a guy like that a promotion...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

147 Normal, productive black people do not. He's celebrated by the race-hustlers making bank off his death, the rando leeches, the black criminal underclass, and -- especially -- AWFuLs and related pasty-white pustules on the ass of the country.
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See also those defending the "ghetto" graduation videos.

Have you seen those?
Just ... smh.

"why are you attacking people for celebrating their accomplishments?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)

148 144 We just kicked old people out of the country.

Posted by: German Democratic Republic at May 26, 2026 12:43 PM (T6aVk)

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Syria formally announced that they refuse to take back 700,000 Syrian refugees from Germany.

Who are probably working in factories and keeping Germany an industrial powerhouse in Europe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:44 PM (46HP8)

149 A man in his 40s with inflammatory bowel disease, was assessed outside a Tim Hortons, offered MAID, AND driven by the DR to the assisted suicide facility, and killed by MAID 🤯

I honestly thought this headline was fake, but it’s real

Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 I feel sick

https://tinyurl.com/mps67vhj
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This isn't medical care, its a backpage Fetish that has been legalized. Canada, what a miserable mess your govt is. Pull you heads out, or you'll wind up like GBr.

Posted by: Your govt hates you and wants you dead. So it turns you over to the death fetishists at May 26, 2026 12:44 PM (anL5R)

150 Minnesota is such a garbage State.

I recommend a "Reverse Witch Test" for Minnesotans.

When someone says "ooh, a ding dang doo, I'm a Minnesooootan," toss him in a lake, to see if he immediately inverts and sinks because his head is full of cement. If not, he's not a real Minnesotan.

What is even wrong with that place? Did the original Scandi immigrants of the northern Midwest strike a handshake agreement to abandon unfit babies and expose them to Minnesota's harsh elements, but then the sturdiest retards survived and bred?

That's my working theory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 12:44 PM (BI5O2)

151 > America lost a drone." "The war cannot be won. It is time for the politicians to admit it and end it before more lives are lost. "
-----------
24 Reapers
4 F-15's
1 A-10
1 E3-G AWACS

All lost to enemy fire. There are others, like the 2 KC-135's that crashed into each other and a pair of Trident drones that had mechanical issues.

And all of the aircraft originally part of the rescue effort for that F-15E backseater were destroyed by US forces.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (jehhT)

152
Syria formally announced that they refuse to take back 700,000 Syrian refugees from Germany.

Who are probably working in factories and keeping Germany an industrial powerhouse in Europe.

Has anyone every told you that you have a very dry sense of humor?

Right now there is some reddit forum where they have someone that posts our comments from here and a bunch of them will argue, "See even these stupid rightwingers know immigrants are good for your economy!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

153 89 If a crow shot somebody, no f'n way would it be an "accident." Keep firearms away from corvids.
Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Wq24h)

Especially a murder of crows.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (T6aVk)

154 SciVo

To fuel your anime machine nightmares

https://youtu.be/7oGxbCc0Xq8

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

155 Reminds me of the classic Lucy bit where she is trampling the grapes from harvest at a winery.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:40 PM (E4rtv)

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Never saw the Broadway musical "Stomp" -- but that classic scene would have been ripe for parodying.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (OLFlC)

156 I will say Timpon and Frey are still better then Platner - who is accusing Chris Kyle of war crimes and inflating his kill count as a sniper.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

Did Jesse put him up to it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

157 Good afternoon Ace. Take a good 15 minute power nap. You'll feel better.
Frey is correct . Since Floyd was killed, Minneapolis has left Somalis steal billions. They city is not the same

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (hpwtA)

158 151 > America lost a drone." "The war cannot be won. It is time for the politicians to admit it and end it before more lives are lost. "
-----------
24 Reapers
4 F-15's
1 A-10
1 E3-G AWACS

All lost to enemy fire. There are others, like the 2 KC-135's that crashed into each other and a pair of Trident drones that had mechanical issues.

And all of the aircraft originally part of the rescue effort for that F-15E backseater were destroyed by US forces.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (jehhT)

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This is obviously the worst defeat in American armed forces history and proof positive that Iran has completely embarrassed and defeated the American empire and tyrant Trump.

Real wars are won without losing a single piece of equipment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (46HP8)

159 Watchin Frey sob his crocodile tears at Floyd's coffin still ranks as one of the most sickening political displays I've ever witnessed.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (IXblq)

160 What Jacob Frey lacks in Walz corruption, he makes up for in complete pandering to the black/foreigner community.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (IifOV)

161 People.
Against.
Goodness.
and
Normalcy.

P.A.G.A.N. PAGAN.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

162 I saw a video from a Canuck woman. She mentioned when trying to get a therapist for depression they told her there was a 6 month wait BUT the wait for MAID was only 2 weeks...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

163 152 Has anyone every told you that you have a very dry sense of humor?

Right now there is some reddit forum where they have someone that posts our comments from here and a bunch of them will argue, "See even these stupid rightwingers know immigrants are good for your economy!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (46HP8)

164
But normal black people? Nah, they are too busy enjoying their lives to worry about some feral criminal junkie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Normal black people have a hard row to hoe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (ZwdAr)

165 I don’t understand the counterfeit bill thing. Did Floyd know it was counterfeit? Doesn’t seem like he was that perceptive, even when sober. You can be arrested for passing a counterfeit even if you’re unaware that it’s fake?

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

166 Truly despicable was Floyd's funeral procession in Houston with gold colored casket and carriage drawn by white horses thru closed-off streets.

Then-Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo led the procession on foot at the head of the cortege.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2026 12:47 PM (wVcYX)

167 Mostly because blue enclaves stopped defunding police after a couple years of massively increased crime rates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Deportations. Most blue areas have substantial non-reported crimes--you can see this via the NCVS. The percent of unreported crimes, particularly property crimes is skyrocketing. Plus, quite a few jurisdictions have basically stopped all illegal drug enforcement. So while crime has declined somewhat after Floyd, urban areas, not so much.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

168 Almost every part of an attractive woman > her feet

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

169 America lost a drone." "The war cannot be won. It is time for the politicians to admit it and end it before more lives are lost. "
Posted by: AI Walter Cronkite at May 26, 2026 12:28 PM (anL5R)

It was a suicide drone. This is what self-hate will do to a drone.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (g8Ew8)

170 It really is a neat trick that the donks were able to turn the death of POS criminal scumbag at the hands of a democrat operative police officer, in a democrat controlled city, with a democrat controlled black police commissioner in a democrat controlled state, into a problem for the GOP and the country writ large.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (XV/Pl)

171 Normal black people have a hard row to hoe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (ZwdAr)

Not really. They go and live among the whites and never look back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (BI5O2)

172 “No give backs”, eh?

These countries need to learn they don’t have any choice. The “refugee” programs have been queered and weaponized to great effect.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (lf5tB)

173 Has anyone every told you that you have a very dry sense of humor?

Right now there is some reddit forum where they have someone that posts our comments from here and a bunch of them will argue, "See even these stupid rightwingers know immigrants are good for your economy!"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

Oh. Wow. We are reddit famous.

And ace cannot even make a crow friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

174 Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

These people are absolute ghouls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (dx3rC)

175 As with many states, the problem with Minnesota is Minneapolis, the city-state dominating the state.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (Q+gd/)

176 169 Ha!

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Wq24h)

177 Some neck wounds are more important than others. The Left in America

Posted by: Rex B at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (rgnea)

178 A huge portion of this county has a very authoritarian mindset and will support the police in any situation. If you see videos of blatant police misconduct, half the comments will be in support of the police, often blatantly lying about the facts.

Literally nobody wanted to “abolish the police”. We (Dems) wanted a reallocation of their funding so they received proper training and had more tools to handle different situations that do not always include an officer showing up with a gun.

The country widely condemned the George Floyd killing and there were historic protests. Defund the police was a horrible slogan/idea that made people get off the train.

I still think about it every day. I’ll never forget when I was on Twitter, and I saw the video and a person who was recording it from their screen skipped straight to the part where he just died, and everyone is panicking and screaming at the cop while the cop was on his knee on his neck

Six years later and it just feels like this day is gaining more meaning as time goes on.

Not really. It's becoming a niche holiday on Reddit, which is perhaps the most fitting, pathet remembrance of all.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (JCZqz)

179 171 Not really. They go and live among the whites and never look back.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (BI5O2)

Doesn't stop Kiwi Farms from calling them all "Low-IQ [non-human primate] [N-word]s", though.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (FpHTM)

180 167 Deportations. Most blue areas have substantial non-reported crimes--you can see this via the NCVS. The percent of unreported crimes, particularly property crimes is skyrocketing. Plus, quite a few jurisdictions have basically stopped all illegal drug enforcement. So while crime has declined somewhat after Floyd, urban areas, not so much.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

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The decrease from the 2020-2022 high was because of blue enclaves reversing the defund police craze.

The dramatic decreases over the last year+ have been because of deportations and combination efforts by the DOJ with local police to get violent criminals off the streets (most notably in DC and Memphis).

The best decreases have happened because of local cooperation with federal resources (hence the rise in 287(g) program enrollment from over 1800 police jurisdictions across the US).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (46HP8)

181 I see Aetius is stealing my bit about PAGAN

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (2GVsD)

182 We have lost hardware in the Iranian affair. Obviously all is lost. We need to cut a deal ASAP with the mullahs, and pay them reparations for the damage we've caused. Then we can go back to business as usual. Or, Peace in Our Time is another way of putting it.

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Gqar8)

183 What is even wrong with that place? Did the original Scandi immigrants of the northern Midwest strike a handshake agreement to abandon unfit babies and expose them to Minnesota's harsh elements, but then the sturdiest retards survived and bred?

That's my working theory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Next door to Wisconsin, the cradle of American Socialism.

Next question?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (OUMaO)

184 Literally nobody wanted to “abolish the police”. We (Dems) wanted a reallocation of their funding so they received proper training and had more tools to handle different situations that do not always include an officer showing up with a gun.

See this is one of the things that amaze me. You could certainly say not all leftists wanted to abolish the police. But to just run with "nobody" is a bad face lie.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

185 173 Right now there is some reddit forum where they have someone that posts our comments from here and a bunch of them will argue, "See even these stupid rightwingers know immigrants are good for your economy!"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

Oh. Wow. We are reddit famous.

And ace cannot even make a crow friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

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I assumed 18-1 was speaking hypothetically.

Otherwise he would have shared a link.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (46HP8)

186 159 Watchin Frey sob his crocodile tears at Floyd's coffin still ranks as one of the most sickening political displays I've ever witnessed.
Posted by: Halfhand
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Carnies with serious drug problems have a better sense of morality and standards than most politicians. That is part of our problem. Remember Bubba Clinton pretending to be sorry when press asked him about Ron Brown's death in an airplane crash? Then yucking it up almost immediately afterwards when he thought he was off camera. This is who they are.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

187 You know who got rich from George Floyd? The SPLC.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (x2htD)

188 Remember:
FBI agents are currently suing to get their jobs back because they say they were unfairly fired for kneeling to BLM protestors.

Kneeling--because of race--for a criminal to other criminals committing a crime.

Those are the people who want the power to enforce laws.
Who want back in power.
To enforce laws against you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (73/SM)

189 You can be arrested for passing a counterfeit even if you’re unaware that it’s fake?
———

The clerk does not return the note to you, when it is determined to be counterfeit.

That’s when he got belligerent and subsequently arrested. He wanted the fake note back, so he could try to pass it somewhere else.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 12:51 PM (lf5tB)

190 178 Literally nobody wanted to “abolish the police”. We (Dems) wanted a reallocation of their funding so they received proper training and had more tools to handle different situations that do not always include an officer showing up with a gun.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (JCZqz)

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$5 says this person has a long history of saying "abolish the police" unironically and supportively from 2020 to 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:51 PM (46HP8)

191 I spent the day remembering a lot of people. One in particular who was KIA 7 years ago. His wife and two beautiful children are growing up without their dad, who was always first to the fight. A man larger than life itself, always with a joke and that wry smile of his to lighten the mood. He is missed. Dearly.

There are thousands of stories like his. Real Americans who loved their country and their brothers enough to give up their lives for them.

Never quit. Never stop remembering.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 12:29 PM (hcEyG)

This weekend, I drove quite some distance to introduce my kiddos to the parents of a buddy of mine who was KIA. It was a wonderful experience and really drove into my kids that being killed in action is a very real outcome and impacts very real people living very real lives.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 26, 2026 12:51 PM (Kdi1r)

192 What is even wrong with that place? Did the original Scandi immigrants of the northern Midwest strike a handshake agreement to abandon unfit babies and expose them to Minnesota's harsh elements, but then the sturdiest retards survived and bred?

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Inbreeding with some covert genetic experimentation thrown in?

Old & Busted: "Minnesota Fats."
New Hotness: "Minnesota Vats."

OUT: "Minnesota Nice."
IN: "Minnesota Splice."

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:51 PM (OLFlC)

193 A huge portion of this county has a very authoritarian mindset

So you live in Minneapolis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:52 PM (2GVsD)

194
Jacob Frey reminds me of one of those simping, cowardly characters in a 80's action movie.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OgWfa)

195 181 I see Aetius is stealing my bit about PAGAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (2GVsD)

Hey. Hey. Hey. We are both stealing from Dragnet.

That movie gets better. Like a fine wine.

I have it on DVD somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)

196 I assumed 18-1 was speaking hypothetically.

Otherwise he would have shared a link.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (46HP

You could advertise it in your next ewetub video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)

197 If the government pays for healthcare it is incentivized to cut costs, and when someone hits a point in their health when they won't generate as much in taxes as they cost to keep alive government is incentivized to kill them.

Sarah Palin is waiting for her apology.

Waiting...

Waiting...

Still waiting...

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)

198 A huge portion of this county has a very authoritarian mindset and will support the police in any situation

There is a large number of people whose notion of what is right and wrong is based on whatever the law says is right and wrong.

Libertarians often don't seem to understand this. Leftists definitely get it which is why they want leftwing draconian laws. Yes, yes you get to imprison conservatives and they do like that, but you also convince a bunch of LIVs that leftwing beliefs are correct because "they are the law after all"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

199 Literally nobody wanted to “abolish the police”. We (Dems) wanted a reallocation of their funding so they received proper training and had more tools to handle different situations that do not always include an officer showing up with a gun.
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"Reallocation of funding" = Defund the Police = Abolish Police

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (ytIvj)

200 > This is obviously the worst defeat in American armed forces history and proof positive that Iran has completely embarrassed and defeated the American empire and tyrant Trump.

Real wars are won without losing a single piece of equipment.
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The interesting number is the 24 Reapers lost. The rest is "business as usual."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (jehhT)

201 Just when you forgot MN exists.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (wBaIH)

202 "America lost a drone. This is the worst loss for America since Vietnam."
-like, half of the online right, for some reason
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:24 PM (46HP

Does seem like a awful lot of panicans have shown up here. I hoping the panic right back to where they came from.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (HIzgC)

203 Literally nobody wanted to “abolish the police”. We (Dems) wanted ~~a reallocation of their funding so they received proper training and had more tools to handle different situations that do not always include an officer showing up with a gun~~ social workers instead.

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Fixed for Hypocritic Accuracy.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:54 PM (OLFlC)

204 https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2059292931786207468

In the Georgia primary last week, only 9% of those casting ballots in the Democrat primary were white men.

9%.

White men make up roughly 24% of the population of Georgia.

Interesting factoid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:54 PM (46HP8)

205 There is a large number of people whose notion of what is right and wrong is based on whatever the law says is right and wrong.

Libertarians often don't seem to understand this. Leftists definitely get it which is why they want leftwing draconian laws. Yes, yes you get to imprison conservatives and they do like that, but you also convince a bunch of LIVs that leftwing beliefs are correct because "they are the law after all"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

The entire problem is most people are Lawful Neutral. It is flawed, but the Lawful->Chaotic, Good-> Evil scale really does fit a lot of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

206 What is even wrong with that place? Did the original Scandi immigrants of the northern Midwest strike a handshake agreement to abandon unfit babies and expose them to Minnesota's harsh elements, but then the sturdiest retards survived and bred?
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When a people with an average 75 IQ are swindling you either:
1) you're in on it, or
2) they're smarter than you

Neither is a good look for MN.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 12:54 PM (73/SM)

207 $5 says this person has a long history of saying "abolish the police" unironically and supportively from 2020 to 2022.

Stephen King has a series of tweets in 2024 claiming only a right wing conspiracy theory nut would believe there was a Epstein client list...and then in 2025 he went on a tear accusing Trump and a bunch of Republicans of being on the Epstein client list

Being a leftist means every resets every single day...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

208 202 Does seem like a awful lot of panicans have shown up here. I hoping the panic right back to where they came from.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (HIzgC)

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"I THOUGHT TRUMP SAID AMERICA HAD AIR SUPREMACY! HUH? DID YOUR ORANGE GOD LIE TO YOU? WE WOULDN'T HAVE LOST ANYTHING IF WE HAD AIR SUPREMACY!"
-someone be masturbatin'

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:55 PM (46HP8)

209 Open channel D
Posted by: Open Channel D at May 26, 2026

***
"Channel D is unavailable. Will Case Officer McDonald do?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 12:55 PM (wzUl9)

210 $5 says this person has a long history of saying "abolish the police" unironically and supportively from 2020 to 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I’m gonna need at least 10-1 on that or no bet.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 26, 2026 12:56 PM (rsxHF)

211 Does seem like a awful lot of panicans have shown up here. I hoping the panic right back to where they came from.
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (HIzgC)

There is some of that, but there also seems to be a lot of ... lack of direction? being pointed out.

We can't see the gameplan (whatever it is) and so we start worrying if there is one aside from 'Show up, see what happens.' Thank you, Napoleon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 12:56 PM (bss/y)

212 Doesn't stop Kiwi Farms from calling them all "Low-IQ [non-human primate] [N-word]s", though.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (FpHTM

One of the nice things about being white, is that we don’t feel any social pressure to defend our low-IQ nonhuman primates... we have the luxury of being able to say "I think that guy might be a Kiwi Farms retard. Bait a trap with McCormick vodka and gold spray paint to keep him out of the neighborhood, just in case."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 12:56 PM (BI5O2)

213 But normal black people? Nah, they are too busy enjoying their lives to worry about some feral criminal junkie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Normal black people have a hard row to hoe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 12:46 PM (ZwdAr)
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Not really. The smart ones make a clean break from the hood-rat mentality, stop obsessing over race, and go live in affluent (white) areas where they can have a happy life and not have to worry about being shot in a drive-by.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

214 168 Almost every part of an attractive woman > her feet

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:47 PM
++++++

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 26, 2026 12:56 PM (2Ez/1)

215 The plan is to 'abolish' the police and replace them with political paramilitary.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2026 12:57 PM (Q+gd/)

216 If the government pays for healthcare it is incentivized to cut costs, and when someone hits a point in their health when they won't generate as much in taxes as they cost to keep alive government is incentivized to kill them.

Sarah Palin is waiting for her apology.

Waiting...

Waiting...

Still waiting...

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)

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Hunter Biden's 2028 POTUS Platform will be centered around a kinder, gentler MAID, inspired by L.A. Mayor Karen "Free Teeth" Bass.

Instead of Death Panels, The Feral Gubmint will provide free Meth Panels.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:57 PM (OLFlC)

217 There is a large number of people whose notion of what is right and wrong is based on whatever the law says is right and wrong.
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See also abortion.

It's kinda crazy how pro abortion folks measure it from "it's legal."
So that makes it moral.

And these would be the same people who will get incandescent angry over the immorality of slavery.

Which used to be legal the whole world wide for almost all of human history ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 12:58 PM (73/SM)

218 Who you calling' a row ho?

Posted by: La'Tonya at May 26, 2026 12:58 PM (2Ez/1)

219 Instead of Death Panels, The Feral Gubmint will provide free Meth Panels.

Every now and then there is a story about some state having trouble sourcing drugs for capital punishment and honestly it makes me laugh.

Don't you guys have a bunch of meth, heroin, and coke you need to get rid of? Or hell just give the convict a few clot shots straight to the heart...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

220 Did the 'Murph Challenge', named after a KIA Navy SEAL -- it was his personal workout.

1 mile run
100 pull-ups
200 push-ups
300 air squats
1 mile run

Dunno if it's the best way to honor the day, but it kinda feels right.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 26, 2026 12:59 PM (JcF+m)

221 183 What is even wrong with that place? Did the original Scandi immigrants of the northern Midwest strike a handshake agreement to abandon unfit babies and expose them to Minnesota's harsh elements, but then the sturdiest retards survived and bred?

That's my working theory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Next door to Wisconsin, the cradle of American Socialism.

Next question?
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 26, 2026 12:50 PM (OUMaO)

The Iron Range libs are dying out. Republicans almost won up there in 2024 and will win in 2028. But Minneapolis has attracted lots of crazies, and the S'mores vote as a block vote.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2026 12:59 PM (wGerL)

222 The plan is to 'abolish' the police and replace them with political paramilitary.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2026 12:57 PM (Q+gd/)

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* DogEater's Desired & Militarized Federal Police Force has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 12:59 PM (OLFlC)

223 209 Open channel D
Posted by: Open Channel D at May 26, 2026
***
"Channel D is unavailable. Will Case Officer McDonald do?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I WANT THE D!!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 26, 2026 01:00 PM (JCZqz)

224 The video of Jacob Frey dancing in his skinny jeans to Somali community music is......a great way to kickstart a vomit.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 01:00 PM (IifOV)

225 200 pullups? You go, guy!

Posted by: AOC at May 26, 2026 01:00 PM (x2htD)

226 Speaking of swindles, aka thievery, in the classical sense.

If you have cool LEGO sets or other stuff, do not go to Bricks and MiniFigs to try and sell them.

A Raleigh NC store tried to steal a rare $1,000 C3PO mini-fig and when busted merely claimed he forgot about it and that it was also a fake.

They will lowball you, quoting only 12% to 25% of value for an item.

In Salem, OR their store was selling a large, sealed collection of Star Wars LEGOS who's estimated value was $200k. Instead of giving the remaining collection back when the store changed ownership, they tried to steal it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:00 PM (2GVsD)

227 In the Georgia primary last week, only 9% of those casting ballots in the Democrat primary were white men.

9%.

White men make up roughly 24% of the population of Georgia.

Were they similarly overrepresented in the Republican primary or have they just noped out of the game altogether?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 01:01 PM (vTZFs)

228 The plan is to 'abolish' the police and replace them with political paramilitary.
——-

Bingo! They don’t want to abolish the Police, that would actually be an improvement, at least in certain locales.

They want to control law enforcement just as you say.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 01:01 PM (lf5tB)

229 Doesn't stop Kiwi Farms from calling them all "Low-IQ [non-human primate] [N-word]s", though.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 12:49 PM (FpHTM

One of the nice things about being white, is that we don’t feel any social pressure to defend our low-IQ nonhuman primates... we have the luxury of being able to say "I think that guy might be a Kiwi Farms retard. Bait a trap with McCormick vodka and gold spray paint to keep him out of the neighborhood, just in case."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 12:56 PM (BI5O2)
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I think a good portion of Kiwi Farms is just toxic scumbags looking to scream about something -- and foreign bots -- and being assholes for the sake of being assholes. None of these scumbags speaks for me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

230 220 Did the 'Murph Challenge', named after a KIA Navy SEAL -- it was his personal workout.

1 mile run
100 pull-ups
200 push-ups
300 air squats
1 mile run

Dunno if it's the best way to honor the day, but it kinda feels right.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

I see guys do that occasionally with their body armor on, or weighted vests. Madness.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (JCZqz)

231 "There is some of that, but there also seems to be a lot of ... lack of direction? being pointed out."

So you want all the info? Even if it puts lives in danger?What you call "lack of direction, I call opsec. I would prefer to keep it that way.

Direction? Hasn't that always been irgc doesn't get to play with nukes? Are you sure your dissatisfaction isn't just a reflection of the price on the gas pump?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (HIzgC)

232 For some time, CNN has been using photos of Trump in some public appearance when he is blinking and claiming he fell asleep or is ill. Now the WH X account is hitting back with photos of CNN hosts and guest caught blinking on air and claiming they are asleep or ill.

Childish? Of course, its social media. But it's great to have a team that fights back over everything instead of passively letting the hits pile up.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (viF8m)

233 Stephen King has a series of tweets in 2024 claiming only a right wing conspiracy theory nut would believe there was a Epstein client list...and then in 2025 he went on a tear accusing Trump and a bunch of Republicans of being on the Epstein client list
--
The "Epstein List" is a plaintiff lawyer fabrication.
It was created out of whole cloth by the lawyers for the whores.
To shake even more money out of the operation.
By claiming there is this secret list of high-profile men who committed heinous crimes, they can keep the publicity train running.

Belief in the "Epstein List" at this point is an IQ test.
Or a loyalty test, if you're a Dem.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (73/SM)

234 220 Did the 'Murph Challenge', named after a KIA Navy SEAL -- it was his personal workout.

1 mile run
100 pull-ups
200 push-ups
300 air squats
1 mile run

Ah, one of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's warmups.

Posted by: The MSM at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (U/s6V)

235 227 In the Georgia primary last week, only 9% of those casting ballots in the Democrat primary were white men.

9%.

White men make up roughly 24% of the population of Georgia.

Were they similarly overrepresented in the Republican primary or have they just noped out of the game altogether?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 01:01 PM (vTZFs)

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Overrepresented. Roughly 50%.

The white male vote is becoming a bloc in certain states.

And blacks are having a worse baby bust than white conservatives (who are at replacement generally in the US).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (46HP8)

236 Frey is even more stupid than Katie Wilson, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2026 01:03 PM (6ZvBu)

237 233 The "Epstein List" is a plaintiff lawyer fabrication.
It was created out of whole cloth by the lawyers for the whores.
To shake even more money out of the operation.
By claiming there is this secret list of high-profile men who committed heinous crimes, they can keep the publicity train running.

Belief in the "Epstein List" at this point is an IQ test.
Or a loyalty test, if you're a Dem.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (73/SM)

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This is apparently all true.

There were documents under seal in the FL case, and after already getting paid by the Epstein estate and Deutsche bank, the women who had brought the suit started talking about the hidden client list in those sealed documents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:03 PM (46HP8)

238 If it wasn't for hate, Stephen King would have died ten years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:03 PM (2GVsD)

239 Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not sure as I haven't done serious crime research since about 2016-20 regarding firearm crime. Some is probably defunding but you have a number of other variables in the mix like the massive unrest set up by teh Dems for political reasons. Democrats and leftists are definitely causal variable on crime policy affecting crime rates but sometimes it gets difficult to pull apart just how to attribute each variable. Defunding, not requiring bail, informal leniency in charging by police and court, changing laws, diversion laws, immigrants, drug related crime, etc. etc.

And then you get into societal factors---pretty clear from James Q Wilson that criminals are quick to pick up on cues that a permissive environment to cause mayhem exists.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

240 "Channel D is unavailable. Will Case Officer McDonald do?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 12:55 PM (wzUl9)

You've been hacked, Wolfus!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 01:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

241 I've been on T-Mobile fiber now for about 8 months. Had my very first extended outage last nite, at least six hours. Other than that, no problems, and pleased with the service overall. Plus, fiber is better for the diet than cable is.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:04 PM (Wq24h)

242 227 In the Georgia primary last week, only 9% of those casting ballots in the Democrat primary were white men.

White men make up roughly 24% of the population of Georgia.

Were they similarly overrepresented in the Republican primary or have they just noped out of the game altogether?
Posted by: Oddbob

It's not our place to decide who represents the party...it's time for us to step back and let others lead. We'll vote for whomever our better pick in the general, though!!!!

Posted by: Cucked white liberal men at May 26, 2026 01:04 PM (JCZqz)

243 1 mile run
100 pull-ups
200 push-ups
300 air squats
1 mile run
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When I was in hospice care I'd do that every day before breakfast.

Posted by: Jimmuh at May 26, 2026 01:04 PM (2Ez/1)

244 238 If it wasn't for hate, Stephen King would have died ten years ago.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Creatively, his best days are well behind him now.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

245 How you like them apples, Fake Tapper.

https://tinyurl.com/t522yp68

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (viF8m)

246 Ah, one of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's warmups.
Posted by: The MSM at May 26, 2026 01:02 PM (U/s6V)

Congratulations! Your post won today's Internet!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (JcF+m)

247 Being a leftist means every resets every single day...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

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I think it was the great Thomas Sowell who once wrote -- decades ago -- that "most liberals believe history began in 1965."

That definitely needs to be updated to "15 seconds ago" ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (OLFlC)

248 And now the New Jersey Governor is out protesting an ICE facility in her state. These people love to show their ass.

Posted by: Case at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (8XBuM)

249 My daughter picked out a Lego set for us to build. This onecwas Leo Messi, kicking a goal for Argentina.

Soccer is so gay that even the Lego set is super gay. It's hard to make a mini-fig look like he's about to run through the goalpost and sodomize someone, but they pulled it off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (BI5O2)

250 @226

>>If you have cool LEGO sets or other stuff, do not go to Bricks and MiniFigs to try and sell them.

If you have anything of value to sell, know what's it's worth, do not sell it to any large scale buyer, try to sell it privately or at an auction.

The only person who you have a shot at giving you the true value of what something is worth is another collector.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (XV/Pl)

251 242 It's not our place to decide who represents the party...it's time for us to step back and let others lead. We'll vote for whomever our better pick in the general, though!!!!

Posted by: Cucked white liberal men at May 26, 2026 01:04 PM (JCZqz)

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Progressive men don't have kids, and they're constantly internalizing the message that they are the worst thing on the planet.

They're a dying breed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM (46HP8)

252 T-Mobile fiber.

- Gentle
- Safe
- Effective

Posted by: Jimmuh at May 26, 2026 01:06 PM (2Ez/1)

253 Massie says he's going to read the names on the floor before he leaves Congress.

I'm really debating placing a bet on Polymarket that he will not.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:06 PM (73/SM)

254 And blacks are having a worse baby bust than white conservatives (who are at replacement generally in the US).

You're welcome.

Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at May 26, 2026 01:06 PM (vTZFs)

255 The "Epstein List" is a plaintiff lawyer fabrication.
It was created out of whole cloth by the lawyers for the whores.
To shake even more money out of the operation.
By claiming there is this secret list of high-profile men who committed heinous crimes, they can keep the publicity train running.

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Someone was using those girls. I cannot believe there is no record anywhere of who they were.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 26, 2026 01:06 PM (m0Lve)

256 And blacks are having a worse baby bust than white conservatives (who are at replacement generally in the US).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Goooood.....all is going according to plan....

Posted by: The Specter of Planned Parenthood's racist roots at May 26, 2026 01:06 PM (JCZqz)

257 The Babylon Bee has several ideas for Stephen Colbert's new job. My personal favorite is

Knight at Medieval Times: He may not be that qualified, but everyone would love to see him get whacked with a mace a few times.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 01:07 PM (qx7Zg)

258 _________

Not really. The smart ones make a clean break from the hood-rat mentality, stop obsessing over race, and go live in affluent (white) areas where they can have a happy life and not have to worry about being shot in a drive-by.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Is this from assumption or personal knowledge?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 01:07 PM (ZwdAr)

259 "run pull-ups push-ups air squats run"

Dreadful gym class memories come flooding back.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:07 PM (Wq24h)

260 It's hard to make a mini-fig look like he's about to run through the goalpost and sodomize someone, but they pulled it off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 01:05 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 01:07 PM (IifOV)

261 Step 1. Announce reading of the whole list.
Step 2. Commit suicide just before the reading.
Step 3. Candy Ovens and T'uquar Quran claim the Jews killed Massie
Step. 4 $$$$

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:08 PM (2GVsD)

262 Creatively, his best days are well behind him now.
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Creatively, it was the cocaine

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 26, 2026 01:08 PM (m0Lve)

263 How you like them apples, Fake Tapper.

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I always thought (per the movie "Good Will Hunting") that it was said & written with the Southie accent "Dem Apples" ... which, it just occurred to me, has a double meaning.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 01:08 PM (OLFlC)

264 Congratulations to George Floyd on six years drug free. Good for him.

Posted by: SMOD at May 26, 2026 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

265 244 238 If it wasn't for hate, Stephen King would have died ten years ago.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Creatively, his best days are well behind him now.
Posted by: whig

I always found his graphic descriptions of underage sexual activity particularly, uh, satisfying...

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 26, 2026 01:08 PM (JCZqz)

266 Legos?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2026 01:09 PM (6ZvBu)

267 "They're aggressive enemies of everything traditional, wholesome, good, and true."

every day, in every way, whenever they open their mouths .

this cannot be overemphasized.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2026 01:09 PM (VyBeY)

268 241 I've been on T-Mobile fiber now for about 8 months. Had my very first extended outage last nite, at least six hours. Other than that, no problems, and pleased with the service overall. Plus, fiber is better for the diet than cable is.
Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:04 PM (Wq24h)

Billy Bob Thornton smiles.

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 01:10 PM (Gqar8)

269 264 Congratulations to George Floyd on six years drug free. Good for him.
Posted by: SMOD at May 26, 2026 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

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He's also in personal best territory in the category "not beatin' on his bitch"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2026 01:10 PM (6ZvBu)

270 Knight at Medieval Times: He may not be that qualified, but everyone would love to see him get whacked with a mace a few times.

I watched videos by a couple of guys that have a sword fighting school - not just rapier/fencing like the Olympics

Someone asked them why in HEMA (the fighting org for their sport) that people don't grapple and I was amused that the answer was its too dangerous - if you literally fall on your sword you could get hurt.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

271 Lego my Eggo!

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

272 Stephen King. Good Lord, is that old Lesbian still alive?

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 01:11 PM (Gqar8)

273 Comments are due June 22, 2026.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Operation Barbarossa day.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 26, 2026 01:11 PM (W5mpo)

274 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Home early

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 01:11 PM (/yoSu)

275 Ace's strategy with the crows must be to turn them into couch potatoes so they stick around.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 26, 2026 01:11 PM (cWLG3)

276 Not really. The smart ones make a clean break from the hood-rat mentality, stop obsessing over race, and go live in affluent (white) areas where they can have a happy life and not have to worry about being shot in a drive-by.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Is this from assumption or personal knowledge?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 01:07 PM (ZwdAr)
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Both. I have homes in two affluent areas. I do affluent things like exotic cars and travel. There are always blacks there and they are happy and enjoying life. They aren't the bitter, angry race-obsessed blacks the media likes to fawn over.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

277 Congratulations to George Floyd on six years drug free. Good for him.
Posted by: SMOD
.......

I'm sure he's never felt better.

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 01:12 PM (UjdFS)

278 Eliminating cable from the diet has the added cost advantage of recycling. Why eat the cable when scrappers pay good money for it? Use the proceeds to eat Taco Bell instead.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:12 PM (Wq24h)

279 Massie is threatening to read the Epstein list on the House floor. Just like he threatened last year, and next year and during his run in 28

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:12 PM (hpwtA)

280 satan's little whores!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 26, 2026 01:13 PM (vgXYo)

281 Both. I have homes in two affluent areas. I do affluent things like exotic cars and travel. There are always blacks there and they are happy and enjoying life. They aren't the bitter, angry race-obsessed blacks the media likes to fawn over.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

Elric is MooMoo?!?!?!??!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 26, 2026 01:13 PM (Kdi1r)

282 The community misses George Floyd's strong pimp hand.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2026 01:13 PM (6ZvBu)

283 Important public notice for TRex and any other dinosaurs reading this post....

https://tinyurl.com/48jzrzab+

This comment brought to you by dog lovers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 01:13 PM (qx7Zg)

284 Someone was using those girls. I cannot believe there is no record anywhere of who they were.
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yeah, they were issued 1099s or W2s for their services.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:14 PM (73/SM)

285 As said yesterday
You can't H8 Marxists enough

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 01:14 PM (Ia/+0)

286 Washington Nearsider

Have you seen the 1/32 Red Pill F-4B/N Phantom II kit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:15 PM (2GVsD)

287 Morning Ace, and daywalkers! Frey and Walz are both worthless pieces of shit.

The Peon roof is all but finished! Just a few random ridge cap pieces, and random tabs blown off that need to be replaced. I will probably go up there after seven, when the Sun is lower is the western sky. It was nice and cool this morning, got a little warm at ten o'clock, when we knocked off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2026 01:15 PM (8zz6B)

288 284 Someone was using those girls. I cannot believe there is no record anywhere of who they were.
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yeah, they were issued 1099s or W2s for their services.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:14 PM (73/SM)

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All of age. All willingly entering into employment with Epstein to essentially be yacht girls.

If we're going to go on a crusade to attack every powerful person who pays of-age girls to have sex, well, that's certainly something to spend all out political capitol on post-Clinton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:15 PM (46HP8)

289 Massie is threatening to read the Epstein list on the House floor. Just like he threatened last year, and next year and during his run in 28
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:12 PM (hpwtA)

MAGA Conservative, right there.

There's nothing against Trump in the Epstein files, but hey, you keep f*cking that f*cking chicken, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

290 233 Belief in the "Epstein List" at this point is an IQ test.
Or a loyalty test, if you're a Dem.

what about the second list hidden in the grassy knoll?

Posted by: anachronda at May 26, 2026 01:16 PM (v3pYe)

291 And now the New Jersey Governor is out protesting an ICE facility in her state. These people love to show their ass.
Posted by: Case
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Installation of Bers as Governor would straighten things out in just a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)

292 Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:12 PM (hpwtA)

Was he on some kind of committee that dealt with Epstein or else why would he have such a list? And what wouldn't he have read it before this?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 01:17 PM (dx3rC)

293 Massie is threatening to read the Epstein list on the House floor. Just like he threatened last year, and next year and during his run in 28
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LOL

I'm mad I didn't think of this.

Of course he's going to campaign for the next 2 years on "send me back to Congress so this time I can read the Epstein List. I promise."

And he'll rake in thousands for it from the bottomless supply of Stupidity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:17 PM (73/SM)

294 what about the second list hidden in the grassy knoll?

Massie's green bean casserole recipe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:17 PM (2GVsD)

295 They love inverting things, making evil look good, good look evil.

So motherhood is terrible (literal slavery!), but killing babies before they're born is amazingly good.

Criminals should be protected and allowed their freedom, but disarm and prosecute victims and those who try to defend themselves.

America is an evil place, but Cuba is good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

296 293 Of course he's going to campaign for the next 2 years on "send me back to Congress so this time I can read the Epstein List. I promise."

And he'll rake in thousands for it from the bottomless supply of Stupidity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:17 PM (73/SM)

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JP Sears is going to spend all his X and Youtube money on Massie until he's living in a cardboard box.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:18 PM (46HP8)

297 These people are still obsessing over George Floyd? So cringe. So yesterday. They're like that kid in Seventh Grade who still listens to KISS when everyone else had already moved on to Metallica.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2026 01:18 PM (Av6i5)

298 Bers for governor?

His campaign will have a killer theme song.

Just imagine if he teams up with Baby Metal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:18 PM (2GVsD)

299 294 what about the second list hidden in the grassy knoll?

Massie's green bean casserole recipe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:17 PM (2GVsD)

He probably puts peas and carrots in his chili...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

300 ______

Both. I have homes in two affluent areas. I do affluent things like exotic cars and travel. There are always blacks there and they are happy and enjoying life. They aren't the bitter, angry race-obsessed blacks the media likes to fawn over.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Should have said it another way. It is a hard row to hoe moving from common black culture into middle class America. And, you reference upper class America not middle class where there is skepticism and resistance because of DEI push.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (ZwdAr)

301 297 These people are still obsessing over George Floyd? So cringe. So yesterday. They're like that kid in Seventh Grade who still listens to KISS when everyone else had already moved on to Metallica.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2026 01:18 PM (Av6i5)

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Always fear that Democrats can't get the 2008 black turnout back.

With their most loyal black voters (Civil Rights era) dying, it's just going to get worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (46HP8)

302 Ferrari has unveiled its first full EV.

It is famously designed by the dudes who designed the iPhone ... and it looks like it. I can't stop laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/mpsszee2

(link goes to Car and Driver)

Posted by: far cry at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (wBRco)

303 "272 Stephen King. Good Lord, is that old Lesbian still alive?

Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 01:11 PM (Gqar

"

We disclaim any responsibility, and mildly resent the implication!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Posted by: Older Lesbians of the Western Hemisphere at May 26, 2026 01:20 PM (VyBeY)

304 JP Sears is going to spend all his X and Youtube money on Massie until he's living in a cardboard box.
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Don't forget Rich Barris handing out $10k to all those who dared bet against Massie winning.

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LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:20 PM (73/SM)

305 This is all just a huge distraction from the Epstien list!!

Posted by: Reforger at May 26, 2026 01:20 PM (gbGyB)

306 216 Instead of Death Panels, The Feral Gubmint will provide free Meth Panels.

i was under the impression it would be called "soma".

Posted by: anachronda at May 26, 2026 01:20 PM (v3pYe)

307 @292 Fen, I think he's alleging he's been in contact with ladies who Epstein trafficked. Whatever I think he's full of crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (hpwtA)

308 302 Ferrari has unveiled its first full EV.

It is famously designed by the dudes who designed the iPhone ... and it looks like it. I can't stop laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/mpsszee2

(link goes to Car and Driver)

Posted by: far cry at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (wBRco)

The Luce. Why not call it the Flambé?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

309 12 I did get to hang out with my crows a little. They're really big birds. And I'm fattening them up with a high carb diet.

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I'm mostly looking forward to the interdimensional adventures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (46HP

I didn't look, did anyone get the Rick and Morty reference?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (dmDsy)

310 Someone (posobiec?) posted a drawing of the two standing side by side. Floyd was fucking 6'4" monster and Chauvin was 5'9" midget.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (8aPNd)

311 304 Don't forget Rich Barris handing out $10k to all those who dared bet against Massie winning.

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LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:20 PM (73/SM)

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I believe that was Barnes.

The other half of the dimwitted duo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (46HP8)

312
https://tinyurl.com/mpsszee2

(link goes to Car and Driver)
Posted by: far cry at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (wBRco)

"It looks different."

No, it looks like shit. It looks like something from the video game "Little Big Planet."

Ferrari should sue the designers for fraud. They stole the money they were paid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

313 He probably puts peas and carrots in his chili...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

My son had some Indian dish from a local vegan restaurant with peas and carrots . It may have been among the spiciest things I've ever had and I like fairly spicy food . I don't think they've moderated food for most American tastes yet, but it's ok. They seem to have a huge Indian clientele and may not need Americans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 01:22 PM (dx3rC)

314 309 I'm mostly looking forward to the interdimensional adventures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 12:16 PM (46HP

I didn't look, did anyone get the Rick and Morty reference?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (dmDsy)

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No one brought it up.

But, later season. I'm not surprised.

Still funny af, though.

I was laughing hysterically twice while watching episode 1 of season 9 yesterday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:22 PM (46HP8)

315 Ferrari is making the vehicles for Tron 4?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:23 PM (2GVsD)

316 Someone was using those girls. I cannot believe there is no record anywhere of who they were.
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yeah, they were issued 1099s or W2s for their services.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 01:14 PM (73/SM)

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All of age. All willingly entering into employment with Epstein to essentially be yacht girls.

If we're going to go on a crusade to attack every powerful person who pays of-age girls to have sex, well, that's certainly something to spend all out political capitol on post-Clinton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 01:15 PM (46HP

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Look at all the "accusers" at all the press conferences. They are very vague not only when the the alleged incidents happened, but also how old they were at the time. And nobody ever presses them on that critical fact. They almost all look middle-aged now, which would put them comfortably above legal consenting age at the time.

They are also very vague as to how many times they went back to the island or on junkets with Epstein generally.

Know the op when you see it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

317 312 Link sez 1035 HP. Is that a lot? Sounds like a lot.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:23 PM (Wq24h)

318 That's the cuckiest cucking cuck I've ever seen cucks cuck.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (jo6FO)

319 Massie reads the Epstein list bet he names DJT but not mentioned he was one who tossed Epstein out of the club

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (Ia/+0)

320 Why did Larry Summers resign? Why is Prince Andrew no longer a royal? There I just made a 2-person Epstein list.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (wGerL)

321 Interdimensional adventures?

There are a couple mice in clear balls that would like a word with you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (2GVsD)

322 Ferrari should sue the designers for fraud. They stole the money they were paid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

this, hundreds of times over!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (VyBeY)

323 313 He probably puts peas and carrots in his chili...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

My son had some Indian dish from a local vegan restaurant with peas and carrots . It may have been among the spiciest things I've ever had and I like fairly spicy food . I don't think they've moderated food for most American tastes yet, but it's ok. They seem to have a huge Indian clientele and may not need Americans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2026 01:22 PM (dx3rC)

I like Indian food. It's just a touch spicier than I like, but I still eat it with gusto...naan with various curries and bhindi masala...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

324 Someone was using those girls. I cannot believe there is no record anywhere of who they were.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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Cash and drugs aren't that traceable. And any vague reference to massage services, etc. in the books if such were kept on those matters.

And the issue is many of those named plaintiffs that got money from Epstein's estate were also traffickers. That is how new girls got hooked up--they were recruited by other girls.

Want to know how his operation worked, read up the released depositions from Giuffre's lawsuit against Andrew and the Palm Beach investigations by the state. Will help correct a lot of the media and political hoopla about the guy.

We know very little about what went on at the NM ranch and supposedly that is being investigated by NM authorities. A bit more about Virgin Islands but still a lot less than about his operations in Palm Beach. Giuffre sheds some light about NYC operations and the Virgin Islands in her lawsuit depositions and others.

And supposedly Sarah Kellen, who was one of Ghislaine's lieutenants gave three new names last week to house investigators. Two French dudes and someone else not particularly notable

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

325 nood

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:25 PM (Wq24h)

326 THE BOSS HAS A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 01:26 PM (Ia/+0)

327 A writer by the name of Michael Tracey has been tracking some of the Epstein accusers. I don't know how credible he is but some of the women and claims they make are nuts. David Boies is representing a lot of them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 01:26 PM (hpwtA)

328 What absolutely shitty time to be alive back then.

Witnessing the "lock down" floyd rioting while good and decent people cowered in fear. Watched society go right in the shitter. willingly

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 26, 2026 01:26 PM (61TgR)

329 Voting against Big John Cornholio was truly one of the most satisfying votes of my life. Ken Paxton won my vote while Cornholio repeatedly slapped my face with his votes. May Cornholio suffer a long and painful illness.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 26, 2026 01:27 PM (JNTt1)

330 328 Concur. 2020 was the year America went completely bugfuck insane. Had to experience it to believe it.

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 01:27 PM (Wq24h)

331 324 And supposedly Sarah Kellen, who was one of Ghislaine's lieutenants gave three new names last week to house investigators. Two French dudes and someone else not particularly notable

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

Ex-Wife of former NASCAR driver Brian Vickers.

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 01:27 PM (iXqHn)

332 No, it looks like shit. It looks like something from the video game "Little Big Planet."

TBF, compared to other EVs, it looks pretty good. Compared to other Ferraris, it looks laughable. Compared to other $640K cars, it looks... well, I just don't have a word for it.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 01:28 PM (vTZFs)

333
Ferrari has unveiled its first full EV.
It is famously designed by the dudes who designed the iPhone ... and it looks like it. I can't stop laughing.
https://tinyurl.com/mpsszee2
(link goes to Car and Driver)
Posted by: far cry
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The Luce. Why not call it the Flambé?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You forgot the 'surprese'
- Mr. Went & Mr. Kidd, Diamonds Are Forever

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2026 01:32 PM (PnEh/)

334 Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 I feel sick
____

You feel sick? We're here to help!
-MAID

There is also a story circulating on X where a Canadian citizen is being told by some super polite Canadian cops that a psychologist that he never met informed the cops that the citizen is "certified". I don't know what that means exactly, but apparently it includes police forcinh the citizen to go get psychological testing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Enz0M)

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