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Wyeth That Gentleman1.jpg

That Gentleman
Andrew Wyeth

Here is a good example of the difference between seeing a painting in person, and seeing it on a phone or computer screen. In person, this is a wonderful and evocative painting, with subtlety and depth. On a screen? It's nice, but not nearly as powerful.

FYI: The Dallas Museum of Art does not allow concealed carry of weapons! Whether that prohibition is legal is a different question...

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at May 26, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 26, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

3
It's dark. It's depressing. It's Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 09:31 AM (HdYcL)

4 Is it brighter in person?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:31 AM (bss/y)

5 Wish there was just a little more light.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 26, 2026 09:32 AM (9ghpU)

6 Shoes belong on the floor, my dude.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 09:32 AM (jehhT)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:32 AM (tjClK)

8 Scissors hung up on the board.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)

9 i'll bet those scissors are not chinese.

Posted by: cmeat at May 26, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

10 Cobbler?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)

11 classic wool and flannel, which is also wool, unless it's flannelette.

Posted by: cmeat at May 26, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

12 Scissors on the wall......barber or tailor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:33 AM (tjClK)

13 My farts are more artistic

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2026 09:33 AM (Kt19C)

14 That was from my "I'm Really Hungover and Can't Stand Light or Bright Colors" Period

Posted by: Andrew Wyeth at May 26, 2026 09:33 AM (t6mj2)

15 hints of linoleum wainscotting, but i doubt it.

Posted by: cmeat at May 26, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

16 And how can this be. He looks reasonably healthy and content. I'm told that black people have been oppressed and enslaved for thousands of years. No way he can look that good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:34 AM (tjClK)

17 "Scissors on the wall"

You have my interest.

Posted by: Jodie Foster at May 26, 2026 09:34 AM (t6mj2)

18 The thing that always gets me about Wyeth is that he was painting a female neighbor for years. Later it came out he was painting her nude and having an affair.

His wife who was still alive offered she had no idea.

"Hey honey I'm going over to paint our hot German neighbor again. Yeah I'm just gonna have her lay in a field or something in front of a barn fully dressed and not at all naked ok? No you can't come. That would ruin my artistic focus!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (sKqQm)

19 FYI: The Dallas Museum of Art does not allow concealed carry of weapons! Whether that prohibition is legal is a different question...

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM



Yeah, we still have to pay attention to the 30.06, 30.07 and 51% signs posted at entrances......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (tjClK)

20 FYI: The Dallas Museum of Art does not allow concealed carry of weapons! Whether that prohibition is legal is a different question...



How was that notice transmitted to you?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (MTg2D)

21 The scissors on the wall were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

22 From Wyeth's time immediately after reading Faulkner's "As I Lay Dying"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (rDiMt)

23
Shoes need polishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (HdYcL)

24 i could get that sky blue paint off of the chair with a scotchbrite.

Posted by: cmeat at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

25 It's dark. It's depressing. It's Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 09:31 AM


"And suddenly, I knew Pittsburgh."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)

26 "Scissors on the wall"

You have my interest.

Posted by: Jodie Foster at May 26, 2026 09:34 AM (t6mj2)



ISWYDT

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:36 AM (tjClK)

27 That Guy >>> That Gentleman

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 26, 2026 09:36 AM (BgZgJ)

28 Whether that prohibition is legal is a different question...

My understanding (Legal disclaimer) is that it's legal but the facility posting that sign is responsible for security.

And lordie that painting looks dark. I'll believe you when you say it's better in person.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 26, 2026 09:36 AM (99eI0)

29 Is it brighter in person?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:31 AM (bss/y)


Not as much "bright," as texture and depth.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2026 09:36 AM (iERP6)

30 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This dude in the painting looks old enough for Geezer Golf. I wonder if he has a few bucks in his pocket?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 09:37 AM (2WIwB)

31 Yeah, we still have to pay attention to the 30.06, 30.07 and 51% signs posted at entrances......
Posted by: Sponge


Only two I concern myself with is .06 & .07.

There's no mixed drink worth losing my chl over, and if there isn't then there's no reason for me to be inside a bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 09:37 AM (MTg2D)

32 20 corn sealed means corn sealed.

Posted by: cmeat at May 26, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)

33 Moody!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

34 Water wheel, nice creek, some trees,nukular glow from cabin window, smoke rising from chim-o-lee, good art is simple. This is not good art.
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade


Vault 7?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 09:38 AM (MTg2D)

35 At least the gentleman isn't sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 09:38 AM (2WIwB)

36
Only two I concern myself with is .06 & .07.

There's no mixed drink worth losing my chl over, and if there isn't then there's no reason for me to be inside a bar.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 09:37 AM (MTg2D)



Valid way to go about things......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:38 AM (tjClK)

37 35 Moody!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

======

I'm not sure what they'd rate this as, but probably higher than junk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 09:39 AM (46HP8)

38 How was that notice transmitted to you?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 09:35 AM (MTg2D)


On the front door. But it is owned by the city of Dallas, so that complicates it. I don't think the prohibition is legal, but it isn't something that I would care to push as a non-resident.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2026 09:39 AM (iERP6)

39 Looks like someone put gramps in time out

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 09:39 AM (sKqQm)

40 Looks like That Gentleman is all setup for a night of TV watching.

But there's no TV.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 26, 2026 09:40 AM (8mulE)

41 We're going to need to increase the anti-depressants.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2026 09:40 AM (0nHVk)

42 He's got a deal for you, and all it will cost you is one human soul.

Will it be yours, or shall it be your firstborn's?

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 09:40 AM (FpHTM)

43 he appears to have gitd nail polish on his thumb, just like lorena the mexican whore.

Posted by: cmeat at May 26, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)

44 42 He's got a deal for you, and all it will cost you is one human soul.

Will it be yours, or shall it be your firstborn's?

Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 09:40 AM (FpHTM)

======

100 souls before the mast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 09:40 AM (46HP8)

45 This is cutting edge.

Posted by: Oh, no... at May 26, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

46 ‘In person, this is a wonderful and evocative painting, with subtlety and depth. On a screen? It's nice, but not nearly as powerful.’

True with most art. Especially because most of the originals are yuge works that take up most — if not more — of a wall. I didn’t realize how big these paintings really were until I started going to museums. ‘Birth of Venus’ is like 10 feet wide!

Ironically, only the Mona Lisa is underwhelming in person. The most famous painting in all of human history is small, dull, and … crap. I have no idea how it got to be so famous.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 26, 2026 09:41 AM (BgZgJ)

47 >>>>>It's dark. It's depressing. It's Pennsylvania
*********
It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Cosda at May 26, 2026 09:41 AM (aykDQ)

48 Maine is a beautiful place for about 5 months out of the year and a dark, dreary depressing place for another 5 months.

I would imagine Wyeth would have some serious down phases in his life.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)

49 He's got a deal for you, and all it will cost you is one human soul.

Will it be yours, or shall it be your firstborn's?


That's an easy decision to make

Posted by: Gavin Newsom's father at May 26, 2026 09:42 AM (sKqQm)

50 The world cup soccer trophy looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2026 09:42 AM (Kt19C)

51 When you're really pissed about something... that's what it looks like.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 09:42 AM (jehhT)

52 The painting is dark, yet.... The solitude of the man sitting by himself speaks to me. With the little bit of light shining in from behind makes me think it is evening time. I often look for a place to retreat to for solitude in the evening. No phone, tv, noise, nothing. And this is why this painting speaks to me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 26, 2026 09:43 AM (N39Ws)

53 FYI: The Dallas Museum of Art does not allow concealed carry of weapons! Whether that prohibition is legal is a different question...
-------

It's Texas. Private property owners are allowed to do as they wish with firearms and you're allowed to call them a bunch of smelly hippie turds and take your business elsewhere.

Posted by: ballistic at May 26, 2026 09:43 AM (oqH4h)

54 Rock and paper just out of frame.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

55
The world cup soccer trophy looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2026 09:42 AM (Kt19C)

__________

Oh, groan. Thanks for nothing. Now I'm reminded that Houston will soon be overrun with Eurotrash sneering at us for not appreciating soccer. Now I just want to go into hibernation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 09:45 AM (HdYcL)

56 The world cup soccer trophy looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2026 09:42 AM (Kt19C)




I'm surprised it's not a green dildo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:45 AM (tjClK)

57 David Puddy, just staring at a wall. That's right.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2026 09:46 AM (XvL8K)

58 The Dallas Museum of Art does not allow concealed carry of weapons! Whether that prohibition is legal is a different question...

TBH its likely not you are going to say a Chipoltes and have to worry about your fellow customers...

Posted by: Gavin Newsom's father at May 26, 2026 09:46 AM (sKqQm)

59 Very dark . Would only hang in an all white broom
Always liked Wyeth
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 09:46 AM (hpwtA)

60 56 The world cup soccer trophy looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2026 09:42 AM (Kt19C)



I'm surprised it's not a green dildo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 09:45 AM (tjClK)
——-

‘We trademarked that shit’

— WNBA

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 26, 2026 09:46 AM (BgZgJ)

61 45 This is cutting edge.
Posted by: Oh, no... at May 26, 2026 09:41 AM
-----

But I’m afraid it ain’t gonna cut it.

Posted by: Groan... at May 26, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

62 That Girl!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

63 29 Is it brighter in person?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:31 AM (bss/y)

Not as much "bright," as texture and depth.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2026 09:36 AM (iERP6)

This version looks more textured.
https://shorturl.at/b2eOo

Posted by: No Name Today at May 26, 2026 09:47 AM (8mulE)

64
Not as much "bright," as texture and depth.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2026 09:36 AM (iERP6)

___________

So, just as dreary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 09:48 AM (HdYcL)

65 Artist added the scissors just for the shear fun of it.

Posted by: Auuughhh... at May 26, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

66 It's Texas. Private property owners are allowed to do as they wish with firearms and you're allowed to call them a bunch of smelly hippie turds and take your business elsewhere.

Posted by: ballistic at May 26, 2026 09:43 AM (oqH4h)


Yes, but it isn't private property. it is owned by the city.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2026 09:49 AM (iERP6)

67 Artist added the scissors just for the shear fun of it.
Posted by: Auuughhh... at May 26, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)


Cut it out Horde. 100 comments and such.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

68 It's dark. It's depressing. It's Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


It's why Punxatawney Phil only bothers checking once a year.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2026 09:52 AM (g/iaZ)

69 Very nice painting. I like it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 26, 2026 09:52 AM (hwjV+)

70 First of all...does the Dallas Museum have a metal detector?

Second of all...I do like his haircut.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 26, 2026 09:53 AM (xcxpd)

71 Not as much "bright," as texture and depth.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2026 09:36 AM (iERP6)

So 'yes' for what I meant by bright.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:53 AM (bss/y)

72 On a screen? It's nice, but not nearly as powerful.

On a screen, my first question is, when was the time of death? He looks rather cadaverous.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2026 09:54 AM (g/iaZ)

73 Wyeth didn't cut corners with this one.

Posted by: Make it stop at May 26, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

74 70 First of all...does the Dallas Museum have a metal detector?

Second of all...I do like his haircut.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 26, 2026 09:53 AM (xcxpd)

Looks like he is doing the Bruce Willis special.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:54 AM (bss/y)

75 If you say so.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 26, 2026 09:54 AM (EI0rs)

76 Guy is waiting to get a haircut and the magazine selection sucks.On a positive note they throw in a shoe shine while you wait...

Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2026 09:54 AM (YwEeS)

77 Looks like the lighting in modern H'wood films, as if they are trying to conceal something.

Still: atmospheric indeed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9)

78 On a screen, my first question is, when was the time of death? He looks rather cadaverous.
Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2026 09:54 AM (g/iaZ)

Low sugar diet and not many seed oils.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 09:55 AM (bss/y)

79 Nice. Looks like he's about to get ready to play Kick the Can.

Posted by: Rex B at May 26, 2026 09:55 AM (rgnea)

80 79 Nice. Looks like he's about to get ready to play Kick the Can.

Posted by: Rex B at May 26, 2026 09:55 AM (rgnea)

=====

Redrum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 09:55 AM (46HP8)

81 I like this one. Could be a barber, shoes off, just taking a load off his feet for the first time that day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 09:56 AM (kgE5c)

82 dark
looks like a guy sitting in a chair
that's all I got
no hang

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 09:57 AM (ZxPkt)

83 This version looks more textured.
https://shorturl.at/b2eOo
Posted by: No Name Today


Good find. That grabs you.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2026 09:57 AM (g/iaZ)

84 Scissors on the wall......barber or tailor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026


***
I was about to ask the same thing. But the shoes on the table or desk suggest shoe repair.

I imagine this to be dusk of a fall evening, when his shop (whether tailor, barber, or cobbler) is closed. He's a widower; no real reason to go home yet. So he sits and remembers how Flora would laugh at a joke, and that wonderful musky perfume she used to wear even at church. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 26, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

85 Yes, but it isn't private property. it is owned by the city.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2026 09:49 AM (iERP6)
------

Doesn't matter. It's Dallas so it's run by leftoids and it's legal in TX. The city of Austin is assuredly no better lol.

Posted by: ballistic at May 26, 2026 09:58 AM (oqH4h)

86 Reminds me of Fargo but with less killing.

Posted by: LASue at May 26, 2026 09:59 AM (E31IE)

87 @84 And Scranton's finest!

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at May 26, 2026 09:59 AM (EI0rs)

88 If this is really a barber shop then where's the obligatory RIDGID Tools calendar and complimentary male gaze fodder?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 26, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

89 83 This version looks more textured.
https://shorturl.at/b2eOo
Posted by: No Name Today

Good find. That grabs you.
Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2026 09:57 AM (g/iaZ)

Yeah, that's good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 10:00 AM (bss/y)

90 86 Reminds me of Fargo but with less killing.

Posted by: LASue at May 26, 2026 09:59 AM (E31IE)

======

And yet...there's far more killing here.

Why do you think he's so tired?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 10:00 AM (46HP8)

91 Very American

Posted by: LASue at May 26, 2026 10:00 AM (E31IE)

92 It's Texas. Private property owners are allowed to do as they wish with firearms and you're allowed to call them a bunch of smelly hippie turds and take your business elsewhere.
Posted by: ballistic


Owned by the city of Dallas. Makes it public.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:02 AM (MTg2D)

93 I went to a gun show and an art thread broke out.

Posted by: Is it just me? at May 26, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

94 93 I went to a gun show and an art thread broke out.

Posted by: Is it just me? at May 26, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

=======

*flexes*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 10:05 AM (46HP8)

95 Alternate title:

"Will Smith Spent His Last Days Staring At The Corner Where He Was Sure That He'd Left His Favorite Shoes"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2026 10:05 AM (iJfKG)

96 Some guns are works of art

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 10:05 AM (sKqQm)

97 City of Dallas is trying to use 46.03 (government buildings) as the code to deny CC at the museum.

Provided here is a complete list of statutory Texas concealed carry restrictions - locations where you may NOT carry concealed (or open) within Texas.  We encourage you to review the classified list below if you have the time.

Schools: Public and private K-12 schools, colleges, and universities
Government Buildings: Courthouses, government offices, polling places
Airports: Secured areas
Recreational Locations: Racetracks, amusement parks
Sporting Events: High school, collegiate, and professional sports
Medical Facilities: Hospitals, mental health facilities, nursing homes
Liquor-licensed Businesses: Establishments with 51% or more income from alcohol sales
Private Property: Where owners have prohibited firearms via signage or verbal notice

https://tinyurl.com/yut5kfhh

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:06 AM (MTg2D)

98 Yeah, I guess it's just me.

Posted by: Thanks. Got it. at May 26, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

99 "The thing that always gets me about Wyeth is that he was painting a female neighbor for years. Later it came out he was painting her nude and having an affair."

That was at the end of his career, proving once again that there is no fool like an old fool. The paintings of the neighbor, called the "Helga" paintings, look like copies or parodies of his earlier, superb paintings of the Kuerner and Olsen families. It was a sad end to the career of a outstanding artist.

Posted by: Nemo at May 26, 2026 10:07 AM (4RPgu)

100 Doesn't matter. It's Dallas so it's run by leftoids and it's legal in TX. The city of Austin is assuredly no better lol.

It does matter. TX law has fairly strict preemption provisions where firearms are concerned. It's possible that some city-owned venues are exempt. I have no idea if the Dallas art museum is one of them. Since I am no longer* a TX resident, I don't care enough to email TSRA or the AG's office to ask.

* or more optimisically, "not currently"

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:08 AM (vTZFs)

101 Fiery but emaciated Latina, Nina Maia, sings at restaurant. Restaurant takes pity on her, feeds her:
youtube.com/watch?v=r4oxrwiW1GM

Posted by: gp at May 26, 2026 10:08 AM (Wq24h)

102 Alternate Title:

"Helga Didn't Age Well"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

103 Later it came out he was painting her nude and having an affair.
_____________

I'm guessing those two things go together quite a bit.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2026 10:10 AM (XvL8K)

104 Jihadwatch is reporting on marches through Madrid against Pedro Sánchez, their premier, who is a crook himself but sure has a lot to say about those money grubbing joooz.
Tommy Robinson is calling him Dirty Sánchez.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:11 AM (E6ouU)

105 Is that a paintbrush or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Helga at May 26, 2026 10:12 AM (E6ouU)

106 PSA:

Any vets in the Baltimore area are invited to Jimmy's Famous Seafood for a free buffet lunch plus a free beer today, 5/26, from 12-3pm.

https://tinyurl.com/w8br8jxp

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 26, 2026 10:13 AM (3ImbR)

107 Later it came out he was painting her nude and having an affair.
_____________
I'm guessing those two things go together quite a bit.


"It's my wife! Quick, take your clothes off!"
--- just the punchline

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:13 AM (vTZFs)

108 Dude is disappointed that the barber refused to serve him because he has no hair to cut!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 26, 2026 10:13 AM (w9Wax)

109 Later it came out he was painting her nude and having an affair.

I knew a guy who was an amateur photographer and yes he took pictures of female semi-nudes and yes he was married.

Said his wife was ok with it which...I don't think most wives would be because of examples like Wyeth/Helga here.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

110 Hmm … "FYI: The Dallas Museum of Art does not allow concealed carry of weapons!" … ? No problemo. Open carry is the way to go, then.

Posted by: Dr_No at May 26, 2026 10:15 AM (ayRl+)

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat