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The Morning Rant: The GOPe Must Be Destroyed
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:00 AM (tjClK)
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SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 11:00 AM (kgE5c)
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Good thing there's no content to keep me from my appointed FIRST.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:00 AM (tjClK)
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Oy!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2026 11:00 AM (X8xt3)
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Nailin' it, Sponge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 11:02 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:02 AM (tjClK)
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And I know all of the songs about Texas
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2026 11:02 AM (Kt19C)
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I just wish we had a candidate other than Paxton.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (z1MVF)
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> The acquisition of power is the only driving force behind Democrat behavior, but Cornyn pretends that the traditions of the Senate are still powerful.
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I think, in Cornyn's case, it's the acquisition of money that's the only driving force. His behavior is almost a clone of McConnell... which isn't surprising.
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I think, in Cornyn's case, it's the acquisition of money that's the only driving force. His behavior is almost a clone of McConnell... which isn't surprising.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (jehhT)
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It's a safe bet that if someone has been in the Senate or the House for many years, they have no allegiance to their constituents or the party. They are in it for themselves and their pals and donors, and that can include Democrats. "Barn sour"
It is a rare Republican who sticks to the values* they had when they arrived in DC.
*Assuming they had good values to begin with
It is a rare Republican who sticks to the values* they had when they arrived in DC.
*Assuming they had good values to begin with
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (X8xt3)
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The "AGFUND" fat rich ranchers in TX want to keep their slave pipeline so are endorsing Cornyn. According to comments belowdecks.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (E6ouU)
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their complacency in the face of the progressive onslaught on traditional America has created the existential issues we face today.
You do your job and we'll do ours.
You do your job and we'll do ours.
Posted by: GOPe, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the DNC at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (g/iaZ)
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Voted early. Voted Paxton.
I want my elected representatives to understand that we don't want them to reach across the aisle. We want them to decimate the other side to the point of pulp. We can't negotiate with them anymore. They are the enemy. They must be defeated. They can never rule again.
Period.
Leave. No. Doubt.
I want my elected representatives to understand that we don't want them to reach across the aisle. We want them to decimate the other side to the point of pulp. We can't negotiate with them anymore. They are the enemy. They must be defeated. They can never rule again.
Period.
Leave. No. Doubt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:04 AM (tjClK)
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Paxton got impeached by Dade Phelan. The drunken bum who got kicked off the Speaker's chair.
With all the horseshit thrown at Paxton there's got to be a pony somewhere!
With all the horseshit thrown at Paxton there's got to be a pony somewhere!
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (E6ouU)
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Support for President Trump and his policies should be axiomatic for the Republicans in the United States Senate. That there is a group of senators who are actively antagonistic is an affront to the concept of a political party and the obvious idea that the president is the leader of the party. These effete and out of touch senators have an inflated sense of their own importance
I'm a Senator, and I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
I'm a Senator, and I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
Posted by: Senator Fredo Cornyn at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)
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8 I just wish we had a candidate other than Paxton.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (z1MVF)
He was a great AG.. I kind of wish he had stayed there....
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (z1MVF)
He was a great AG.. I kind of wish he had stayed there....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (crd+F)
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The "AGFUND" fat rich ranchers in TX want to keep their slave pipeline so are endorsing Cornyn. According to comments belowdecks.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (E6ouU)
Yes. Disappointing. VERY disappointing.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (E6ouU)
Yes. Disappointing. VERY disappointing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tjClK)
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8 I just wish we had a candidate other than Paxton.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (z1MVF)
Paxton is Cornyn's best hope...almost anyone else, and he would have been a certain goner...
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (z1MVF)
Paxton is Cornyn's best hope...almost anyone else, and he would have been a certain goner...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tOcjL)
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The truth if many GOP senators are democrats. Look at their conservative scores for proof.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (xvV+O)
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The Feds just indicted the son of the former Chairman of the Texas GOP on charges of being an "unregistered" Chinese agent.
There you go, it doesn't get any more uniparty than that.
There you go, it doesn't get any more uniparty than that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2026 11:06 AM (5ZDo1)
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Paxton got impeached by Dade Phelan. The drunken bum who got kicked off the Speaker's chair.
With all the horseshit thrown at Paxton there's got to be a pony somewhere!
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (E6ouU)
He was impeached. At the trial, the FBI was called to the stand to clarify their investigation.
"Did you find any evidence?"
"No."
It was the most embarrassing thing to happen to Texas since George P. Bush.
With all the horseshit thrown at Paxton there's got to be a pony somewhere!
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (E6ouU)
He was impeached. At the trial, the FBI was called to the stand to clarify their investigation.
"Did you find any evidence?"
"No."
It was the most embarrassing thing to happen to Texas since George P. Bush.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:06 AM (tjClK)
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I hope there is a sore loser law in Texas. Because I see this ass running independent to put the donk in his seat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:07 AM (xvV+O)
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Paxton is Cornyn's best hope...almost anyone else, and he would have been a certain goner...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tOcjL)
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I disagree: very few (if any) prominent Republicans were willing to challenge the Bushies. Paxton is.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tOcjL)
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I disagree: very few (if any) prominent Republicans were willing to challenge the Bushies. Paxton is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (5ZDo1)
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I just wish we had a candidate other than Paxton.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (z1MVF)
Why?
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (z1MVF)
Why?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (tjClK)
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But reaching across the aisle is how you "get things done."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (Cqx++)
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21 He was impeached. At the trial, the FBI was called to the stand to clarify their investigation.
"Did you find any evidence?"
"No."
It was the most embarrassing thing to happen to Texas since George P. Bush.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:06 AM (tjClK)
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History shows that failed impeachments make the impeached party more powerful politically. It shores up their side and convinces the middle that the party in question didn't do nuthin'.
But this is supposed to not be true for Paxton for reasons.
"Did you find any evidence?"
"No."
It was the most embarrassing thing to happen to Texas since George P. Bush.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:06 AM (tjClK)
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History shows that failed impeachments make the impeached party more powerful politically. It shores up their side and convinces the middle that the party in question didn't do nuthin'.
But this is supposed to not be true for Paxton for reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (46HP8)
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I have pretty much come around to equating the Democrat party with the Nazi party, or if you prefer, the Communist party ( a distinction without a difference as far as I’m concerned). Granted that my assessment is correct, how far should we be willing to go in order to keep them out of power in the future?
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (Gqar8)
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22 I hope there is a sore loser law in Texas. Because I see this ass running independent to put the donk in his seat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:07 AM (xvV+O)
It does per ballotpedia.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:07 AM (xvV+O)
It does per ballotpedia.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (tOcjL)
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25 But reaching across the aisle is how you "get things done."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (Cqx++)
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*jerking motion*
-the ACA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (Cqx++)
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*jerking motion*
-the ACA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:08 AM (46HP8)
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From FindLaw
"Texas Election Code - ELEC § 162.015. Restrictions on Candidacy in General Election by Candidate or Voter in Primary
Current as of January 01, 2024 | Updated by Findlaw Staff
(a) A person who voted at a primary election or who was a candidate for nomination in a primary is ineligible for a place on the ballot for the succeeding general election for state and county officers as:
(1) an independent candidate for an office for which a candidate was nominated in the primary; or
(2) the nominee of a political party other than the party holding the primary in which the person voted or was a candidate.
(b) A person who was a candidate for nomination in a primary election is ineligible for a place on the list of write-in candidates for the succeeding general election for state and county officers as a write-in candidate for the office sought by that candidate in the primary."
"Texas Election Code - ELEC § 162.015. Restrictions on Candidacy in General Election by Candidate or Voter in Primary
Current as of January 01, 2024 | Updated by Findlaw Staff
(a) A person who voted at a primary election or who was a candidate for nomination in a primary is ineligible for a place on the ballot for the succeeding general election for state and county officers as:
(1) an independent candidate for an office for which a candidate was nominated in the primary; or
(2) the nominee of a political party other than the party holding the primary in which the person voted or was a candidate.
(b) A person who was a candidate for nomination in a primary election is ineligible for a place on the list of write-in candidates for the succeeding general election for state and county officers as a write-in candidate for the office sought by that candidate in the primary."
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (tOcjL)
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If the GOPe goes away, our industry will be devastated.
Posted by: Big Bowtie at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (zZSxi)
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10 It's a safe bet that if someone has been in the Senate or the House for many years, they have no allegiance to their constituents or the party. They are in it for themselves and their pals and donors, and that can include Democrats. "Barn sour"
It is a rare Republican who sticks to the values* they had when they arrived in DC.
*Assuming they had good values to begin with
Posted by: Lizzy
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Well said. Each term their care about voters declines while their donors and benefactors get more and more attention.
It is a rare Republican who sticks to the values* they had when they arrived in DC.
*Assuming they had good values to begin with
Posted by: Lizzy
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Well said. Each term their care about voters declines while their donors and benefactors get more and more attention.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (E4rtv)
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BTW, Tom Massie just filed to run for Congress again in 2028. As a Republican, funnily enough.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (5ZDo1)
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I hope there is a sore loser law in Texas. Because I see this ass running independent to put the donk in his seat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:07 AM (xvV+O)
There is.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:07 AM (xvV+O)
There is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (tjClK)
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22 I hope there is a sore loser law in Texas. Because I see this ass running independent to put the donk in his seat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:07 AM (xvV+O)
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Only two states don't have sore loser laws (or combinations of laws like ballot filing deadlines that make it impossible), NY and CT.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:07 AM (xvV+O)
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Only two states don't have sore loser laws (or combinations of laws like ballot filing deadlines that make it impossible), NY and CT.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (46HP8)
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"effete and out of touch senators"
Never heard of such in all of 250 years of American history. What a way to characterize our nobletyrants leaders.
Never heard of such in all of 250 years of American history. What a way to characterize our noble
Posted by: mindful webworker - and a good day to you at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (0poB+)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:06 AM (tjClK)
Whistling past the graveyard but I understand. You really shouldn't focus on the bad things that were proven about the candidate you support. It only provides ammunition to the Left.
Whistling past the graveyard but I understand. You really shouldn't focus on the bad things that were proven about the candidate you support. It only provides ammunition to the Left.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (z1MVF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (ndZc7)
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I voted for Paxton in March and voted for Paxton when the polls opened last week. I did my part.
May the sun set on Cornyn’s political career as surely as the sun will literally set this evening.
May the sun set on Cornyn’s political career as surely as the sun will literally set this evening.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:10 AM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2026 11:10 AM (xvV+O)
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I think one problem with the GOPe is that the leadership has an 1826 mentality about the Senate. That's been a lasting attribute of the Republican party for as long as I've been alive too; the whole comity and reaching out to the Democrats. In my lifetime that's all I can remember about the Republicans whereas the Democrats have gone absolutely batshit crazy left. I'm sure the GOPe sees that.
That they're not willing or able to change their stance on the left even when it's staring them right in the face is telling.
They're comfortable where they are; bagging millions for doing nothing.
That they're not willing or able to change their stance on the left even when it's staring them right in the face is telling.
They're comfortable where they are; bagging millions for doing nothing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 11:10 AM (jehhT)
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The senate is first and primarily an exclusive club.
It is not a deliberative, legislative, and political body.
It is not a deliberative, legislative, and political body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:10 AM (46HP8)
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I voted already, glad cause rain expected tween now and 700pm. Not than rain would stop a conservative voter.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:11 AM (LHPAg)
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May the sun set on Cornyn’s political career as surely as the sun will literally set this evening.
Posted by: Cow Demon
What a nice poetic way to put it. Me, I prefer "let's flush this turd".
Posted by: Cow Demon
What a nice poetic way to put it. Me, I prefer "let's flush this turd".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
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44 May the sun set on Cornyn’s political career as surely as the sun will literally set this evening.
Posted by: Cow Demon
What a nice poetic way to put it. Me, I prefer "let's flush this turd".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
Fuck this guy anyway.
Posted by: Cow Demon
What a nice poetic way to put it. Me, I prefer "let's flush this turd".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
Fuck this guy anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
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Or fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
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I might like Cornyn if he were from a left leaning state where a lukewarm moderate is the best we could hope for (as frustrating as she is, Olympia Snowe is probably as far right as the voters in Maine will tolerate) but he's from Texas- you could find better just grabbing a random customer at pretty much any honky tonk or barbeque joint in the state.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (CvBUs)
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Paxton is Cornyn's best hope...almost anyone else, and he would have been a certain goner...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tOcjL)
So he should have been removed from office in 2023. He wasn’t. He should have been defeated for AG by P but Paxton won 68-32.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tOcjL)
So he should have been removed from office in 2023. He wasn’t. He should have been defeated for AG by P but Paxton won 68-32.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (T6aVk)
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my two favorite things about this race:
1) Cornyn is throwing out every nasty, dirty smear he can find; he knows how to fight, he just won't against Democrats.
Just like all GOPe.
2) the GOPe are all out in force pushing the FUD that Paxton will lose to, or only barely beat, Talarico.
Based on polls.
The same polls that have Talarico beating Cornyn as well.
And all that ignores Paxton's crushing state-wide victory after--AFTER--the impeachment they so oft cite as proof of his weakness.
1) Cornyn is throwing out every nasty, dirty smear he can find; he knows how to fight, he just won't against Democrats.
Just like all GOPe.
2) the GOPe are all out in force pushing the FUD that Paxton will lose to, or only barely beat, Talarico.
Based on polls.
The same polls that have Talarico beating Cornyn as well.
And all that ignores Paxton's crushing state-wide victory after--AFTER--the impeachment they so oft cite as proof of his weakness.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (73/SM)
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I'd encourage all TX males to make sure their male friends, neighbors, family, etc have voted today. Again, Paxton struggles with the female vote, so he's gonna need a tidal wave of men to show today, on an off election, to take out an incumbent. So, bring 3 men to the polls each...and see it happen...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (tOcjL)
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But Hugh Hewitt worked in the Reagan administration, which makes him totes conservative!!1!
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (5yDGQ)
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What votes or legislation did Cornyn do that people here hate him so much?
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (z1MVF)
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46 Or fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
Wish was some way we could get our money back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
Wish was some way we could get our money back.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (LHPAg)
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13 years in Texas and I never cast a single vote for Cornyn. Something about him rubbed me the wrong way from the start. I'd hit the button for all Republican then scroll back to his race and change my vote to anyone that wasn't him, usually a Libertarian.
Come on Texas, send this potato head packing. I only regret not being able to participate.
Come on Texas, send this potato head packing. I only regret not being able to participate.
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (cYsU8)
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Crushing debt, rampant sexual perversions, grifting, bribes, homosexuality, kick backs and sodomy.
It's what we do!
It's what we do!
Posted by: Congress Of The United States at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (2SPXX)
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42 The senate is first and primarily an exclusive club.
It is not a deliberative, legislative, and political body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:10 AM (46HP
The simple fact of giving them a six year tenure as opposed to every other elected politician gives a huge leg up to being in office for perpetuity.
It is not a deliberative, legislative, and political body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:10 AM (46HP
The simple fact of giving them a six year tenure as opposed to every other elected politician gives a huge leg up to being in office for perpetuity.
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (Gqar8)
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Paxton is Cornyn's best hope...almost anyone else, and he would have been a certain goner...
Easy to say, but who? Give me an actual name of someone in TX who has anywhere near the support and name recognition to do what Paxton is doing.
Easy to say, but who? Give me an actual name of someone in TX who has anywhere near the support and name recognition to do what Paxton is doing.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 11:15 AM (vTZFs)
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History shows that failed impeachments make the impeached party more powerful politically. It shores up their side and convinces the middle that the party in question didn't do nuthin'.
But this is supposed to not be true for Paxton for reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Pretty much.
Jeff Davis (not THAT Jeff Davis), who ran and became governor of Arkansas--known as the Wild Ass from the Ozarks. Impeached and then acquitted. He then won a US Senate seat.
Impeachment won an undeserved rep from the Nixon years but generally as the Brits found out, it is fairly worthless as a tool for removal of politicians or even high judges. The politics get in the way.
But this is supposed to not be true for Paxton for reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Pretty much.
Jeff Davis (not THAT Jeff Davis), who ran and became governor of Arkansas--known as the Wild Ass from the Ozarks. Impeached and then acquitted. He then won a US Senate seat.
Impeachment won an undeserved rep from the Nixon years but generally as the Brits found out, it is fairly worthless as a tool for removal of politicians or even high judges. The politics get in the way.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:15 AM (E4rtv)
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49 The same polls that have Talarico beating Cornyn as well.
And all that ignores Paxton's crushing state-wide victory after--AFTER--the impeachment they so oft cite as proof of his weakness.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (73/SM)
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I think Paxton's impeachment process broke the normal mold for how AGs are viewed by electorates.
They're normally just no-names with party affiliation. However, Paxton's journey drove up his name recognition to senator levels which made him capable of actually fighting Cornyn from a similar political height.
And that process proved that TX Republicans...like him.
And all that ignores Paxton's crushing state-wide victory after--AFTER--the impeachment they so oft cite as proof of his weakness.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (73/SM)
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I think Paxton's impeachment process broke the normal mold for how AGs are viewed by electorates.
They're normally just no-names with party affiliation. However, Paxton's journey drove up his name recognition to senator levels which made him capable of actually fighting Cornyn from a similar political height.
And that process proved that TX Republicans...like him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:15 AM (46HP8)
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All my ex(senator)s live in Texas.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 26, 2026 11:15 AM (w9Wax)
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Whistling past the graveyard but I understand. You really shouldn't focus on the bad things that were proven about the candidate you support. It only provides ammunition to the Left.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (z1MVF)
He's getting divorced. I don't care. Trump was a womanizer. I don't care.
Hanging personal relationships with the opposite sex around candidates necks after Bill Clinton is f*cking rich.
The impeachment against Paxton was such an incredible load of shit, it failed immediately. They had ZERO evidence he did what they accused him of. Zero.
I see what Paxton did in his time as AG. He doesn't cater to special interests. He caters to the State of Texas and fights to protect it. He sued the O'Biden administration more than any other AG. He fights. He supports Trump.
I'm good with that.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:09 AM (z1MVF)
He's getting divorced. I don't care. Trump was a womanizer. I don't care.
Hanging personal relationships with the opposite sex around candidates necks after Bill Clinton is f*cking rich.
The impeachment against Paxton was such an incredible load of shit, it failed immediately. They had ZERO evidence he did what they accused him of. Zero.
I see what Paxton did in his time as AG. He doesn't cater to special interests. He caters to the State of Texas and fights to protect it. He sued the O'Biden administration more than any other AG. He fights. He supports Trump.
I'm good with that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:15 AM (tjClK)
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I early-voted for Paxton last week.
Posted by: Gref at May 26, 2026 11:16 AM (5rh/l)
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Republicans worry the Cornyn-Paxton fight is tearing their party apart
Politico: ‘The vitriol is going to be real’: Republicans brace for fallout from brutal Texas Senate runoff. If Attorney General Ken Paxton defeats Sen. John Cornyn, it will set up a costly general election marked by GOP infighting.
As recent results have shown, Trump's endorsement will likely push Paxton to the top. The GOP primaries wants yes men for Trump, not actual conservatives or people who respect democracy to our constitution.
This can backfire hard on Trump, though, if Talarico beats Paxton. Because it's the most clear case of MAGA getting rejected in the polls and that to in a state that Republicans haven't lost state-wide in over 30 years.
Texas has been solidly red and Paxton still has a decent shot. If Talarico wins, it will be by a very slim margin. If Paxton wins, Trump gets another loyalist extremist in power, and the US continues its lurch towards Christian nationalist extremism.
Politico: ‘The vitriol is going to be real’: Republicans brace for fallout from brutal Texas Senate runoff. If Attorney General Ken Paxton defeats Sen. John Cornyn, it will set up a costly general election marked by GOP infighting.
As recent results have shown, Trump's endorsement will likely push Paxton to the top. The GOP primaries wants yes men for Trump, not actual conservatives or people who respect democracy to our constitution.
This can backfire hard on Trump, though, if Talarico beats Paxton. Because it's the most clear case of MAGA getting rejected in the polls and that to in a state that Republicans haven't lost state-wide in over 30 years.
Texas has been solidly red and Paxton still has a decent shot. If Talarico wins, it will be by a very slim margin. If Paxton wins, Trump gets another loyalist extremist in power, and the US continues its lurch towards Christian nationalist extremism.
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52 What votes or legislation did Cornyn do that people here hate him so much?
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (z1MVF)
Pro gun control
As soon as it was safe to do so, demanded Trump be defenestrated by the GOP
(But yet he voted with Trump 99% of the time per his propaganda)
Says a wall between the U.S. and Mexico from sea to shining sea is ridiculous, so he’s good with open borders
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (z1MVF)
Pro gun control
As soon as it was safe to do so, demanded Trump be defenestrated by the GOP
(But yet he voted with Trump 99% of the time per his propaganda)
Says a wall between the U.S. and Mexico from sea to shining sea is ridiculous, so he’s good with open borders
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:16 AM (T6aVk)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (z1MVF)
66
I really can't say anything... I have Adam Schiff as my Senator....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (crd+F)
67
Wish was some way we could get our money back.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (LHPAg)
I would just like to tape Thunes eyes open and show him some images until he passed the SAVE act.
*types* *deletes* Murkowski.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (LHPAg)
I would just like to tape Thunes eyes open and show him some images until he passed the SAVE act.
*types* *deletes* Murkowski.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (bss/y)
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56
The simple fact of giving them a six year tenure as opposed to every other elected politician gives a huge leg up to being in office for perpetuity.
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (Gqar
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Fun factoid:
Before the Civil War, the average length of tenure for a senator was 4 years.
No state popularly elected senators, and state legislatures constantly called senators back and made them not senators anymore. It was stopped because of corruption in the process and generalized movements towards popular elections in a host of states.
I do suspect the old system was better, though.
The simple fact of giving them a six year tenure as opposed to every other elected politician gives a huge leg up to being in office for perpetuity.
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (Gqar
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Fun factoid:
Before the Civil War, the average length of tenure for a senator was 4 years.
No state popularly elected senators, and state legislatures constantly called senators back and made them not senators anymore. It was stopped because of corruption in the process and generalized movements towards popular elections in a host of states.
I do suspect the old system was better, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (46HP8)
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What votes or legislation did Cornyn do that people here hate him so much?
Well, for one thing, his head is the size of a ham. And not one of those little boneless ones, no, it's the size of a very large hog's ham.
Well, for one thing, his head is the size of a ham. And not one of those little boneless ones, no, it's the size of a very large hog's ham.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
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66 I really can't say anything... I have Adam Schiff as my Senator....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (crd+F)
Not all heroes wear capes.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (crd+F)
Not all heroes wear capes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (bss/y)
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Every GOPe Thurston Howell III Republican interview/ad should be AI-morphed into a bedroom scene with the GOPe guy sitting in the cuck chair with some Chad is banging his wife in the background blurred out.
Posted by: sifty boones at May 26, 2026 11:17 AM (Q69fq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
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What votes or legislation did Cornyn do that people here hate him so much?
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (z1MVF)
He sided with Democrats on Trump impeachment. He was against the border wall. He was against Trump's 3rd campaign. He sucks.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:14 AM (z1MVF)
He sided with Democrats on Trump impeachment. He was against the border wall. He was against Trump's 3rd campaign. He sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:18 AM (tjClK)
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63 This can backfire hard on Trump, though, if Talarico beats Paxton. Because it's the most clear case of MAGA getting rejected in the polls and that to in a state that Republicans haven't lost state-wide in over 30 years.
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It's a good thing that Talarico is completely normal and hasn't said crazy shit before.
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It's a good thing that Talarico is completely normal and hasn't said crazy shit before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP8)
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He's getting divorced. I don't care. Trump was a womanizer. I don't care.
Hanging personal relationships with the opposite sex around candidates necks after Bill Clinton is f*cking rich.
The impeachment against Paxton was such an incredible load of shit, it failed immediately. They had ZERO evidence he did what they accused him of. Zero.
I see what Paxton did in his time as AG. He doesn't cater to special interests. He caters to the State of Texas and fights to protect it. He sued the O'Biden administration more than any other AG. He fights. He supports Trump.
I'm good with that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:15 AM (tjClK)
Massie probably lost b/c of his outed relationships and old women's refusal to vote him. See Massie winning the under 65s, but getting torched with the over 65s...particularly on the female side.
It matters to old women - you need to overcome that with the male vote today.
Hanging personal relationships with the opposite sex around candidates necks after Bill Clinton is f*cking rich.
The impeachment against Paxton was such an incredible load of shit, it failed immediately. They had ZERO evidence he did what they accused him of. Zero.
I see what Paxton did in his time as AG. He doesn't cater to special interests. He caters to the State of Texas and fights to protect it. He sued the O'Biden administration more than any other AG. He fights. He supports Trump.
I'm good with that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:15 AM (tjClK)
Massie probably lost b/c of his outed relationships and old women's refusal to vote him. See Massie winning the under 65s, but getting torched with the over 65s...particularly on the female side.
It matters to old women - you need to overcome that with the male vote today.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (tOcjL)
76
Let them leave voluntarily. They'll take fewer votes with them and have less donors.
Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (FhXTo)
77
Getting rid of RINOs is playing wack a mole. You get rid of one? Another one pops up. It’s a never ending battle.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
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52 What votes or legislation did Cornyn do that people here hate him so much?
Posted by: polynikes
His red flag stupidity plus the debt ceiling increase for Biden throughout his term are merely the most recent reach around across the aisle bipartisanship. He was awful as GOP campaign chair leading to massive Democrat gains, First steps act , etc.
Posted by: polynikes
His red flag stupidity plus the debt ceiling increase for Biden throughout his term are merely the most recent reach around across the aisle bipartisanship. He was awful as GOP campaign chair leading to massive Democrat gains, First steps act , etc.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (E4rtv)
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He sided with Democrats on Trump impeachment. He was against the border wall. He was against Trump's 3rd campaign. He sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:18 AM (tjClK)
Hopefully he's gonna have a lot of spare time to contemplate those choses...
He sided with Democrats on Trump impeachment. He was against the border wall. He was against Trump's 3rd campaign. He sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:18 AM (tjClK)
Hopefully he's gonna have a lot of spare time to contemplate those choses...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (crd+F)
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Republicans The GOPe and Dems (birm) worry[/b[ the Cornyn-Paxton fight is tearing their party apart ending their gravy train
FIFY
FIFY
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)
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74 63 This can backfire hard on Trump, though, if Talarico beats Paxton. Because it's the most clear case of MAGA getting rejected in the polls and that to in a state that Republicans haven't lost state-wide in over 30 years.
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It's a good thing that Talarico is completely normal and hasn't said crazy shit before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
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It's a good thing that Talarico is completely normal and hasn't said crazy shit before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)
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81 I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)
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I fully believe Talarico's polls.
He won't get better than 44%.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)
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I fully believe Talarico's polls.
He won't get better than 44%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (46HP8)
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2) the GOPe are all out in force pushing the FUD that Paxton will lose to, or only barely beat, Talarico.
Based on polls.
The same polls that have Talarico beating Cornyn as well.
And all that ignores Paxton's crushing state-wide victory after--AFTER--the impeachment they so oft cite as proof of his weakness.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (73/SM)
A PAC that supports Paxton - I forget its name - came out with a super-cut ad of Talarico at his woke best. They are already working at framing the opponent.
Based on polls.
The same polls that have Talarico beating Cornyn as well.
And all that ignores Paxton's crushing state-wide victory after--AFTER--the impeachment they so oft cite as proof of his weakness.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:13 AM (73/SM)
A PAC that supports Paxton - I forget its name - came out with a super-cut ad of Talarico at his woke best. They are already working at framing the opponent.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (T6aVk)
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He sided with Democrats on Trump impeachment. He was against the border wall. He was against Trump's 3rd campaign. He sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:18 AM (tjClK)
Senator John Cornyn did not support either of Donald Trump's impeachments. He voted to acquit Trump during his first impeachment trial in 2020 and voted in favor of dismissing the second impeachment trial as unconstitutional in 2021.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:18 AM (tjClK)
Senator John Cornyn did not support either of Donald Trump's impeachments. He voted to acquit Trump during his first impeachment trial in 2020 and voted in favor of dismissing the second impeachment trial as unconstitutional in 2021.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (z1MVF)
85
Congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (xcxpd)
86
OT: MMMmmm. Italian Wedding Soup.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (bss/y)
87
Once you see the Senate as THE most exclusive country club in the world, the behavior of Senators makes sense, in a way.
Getting elected, and re-elected, to the Senate IS THE GOAL. The Country and the People can go hang.
Getting elected, and re-elected, to the Senate IS THE GOAL. The Country and the People can go hang.
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (tjClK)
89
Push. Polls. We all should be aware of them by now.
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (Gqar8)
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77 Getting rid of RINOs is playing wack a mole. You get rid of one? Another one pops up. It’s a never ending battle.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
What’s that they say about the price of liberty? : )
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
What’s that they say about the price of liberty? : )
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (T6aVk)
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74 It's a good thing that Talarico is completely normal and hasn't said crazy shit before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
BLOO TEXJIS 5-EVA!!!
(/sarcasm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
BLOO TEXJIS 5-EVA!!!
(/sarcasm)
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)
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77 Getting rid of RINOs is playing wack a mole. You get rid of one? Another one pops up. It’s a never ending battle.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
Yeah but you gotta do it. Otherwise you get moles everywhere. Just like with Trump's first term.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
Yeah but you gotta do it. Otherwise you get moles everywhere. Just like with Trump's first term.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:22 AM (xcxpd)
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Senator John Cornyn did not support either of Donald Trump's impeachments. He voted to acquit Trump during his first impeachment trial in 2020 and voted in favor of dismissing the second impeachment trial as unconstitutional in 2021.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (z1MVF)
He was against Trump running again.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (z1MVF)
He was against Trump running again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:22 AM (tjClK)
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91 BLOO TEXJIS 5-EVA!!!
(/sarcasm)
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (FpHTM)
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"In 2018, it was pretty close."
It's the extent of the hope, and it completely acts like the great migration that started in 2020 that drove states like TX and FL hard to the right just didn't happen.
Seriously, it'd be like putting money into the MA senate race because Scott Brown won that special election that one time.
(/sarcasm)
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (FpHTM)
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"In 2018, it was pretty close."
It's the extent of the hope, and it completely acts like the great migration that started in 2020 that drove states like TX and FL hard to the right just didn't happen.
Seriously, it'd be like putting money into the MA senate race because Scott Brown won that special election that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:22 AM (46HP8)
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islam > communism > The Senate of the United States
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:22 AM (ZxPkt)
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"But unlike the "severely conservative" Cornyn, Paxton CANNOT BEAT Talafreako in the Texas General Election! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
/Hugh Hewitt and his Fellow Butt-Boys' Sweet Tears
/Hugh Hewitt and his Fellow Butt-Boys' Sweet Tears
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (OLFlC)
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"Sharrell Shaw made a post to her X page asking for anyone at Arlington National Cemetery in Virginia on Memorial Day to visit the grave of her husband Staff Sergeant Alan Wayne Shaw."
I'm not ashamed to admit it. I got a little choked up reading all the responses on her X post from people at Arlington who complied with her request, posting pics or videos.
https://tinyurl.com/2d53hf4y
I'm not ashamed to admit it. I got a little choked up reading all the responses on her X post from people at Arlington who complied with her request, posting pics or videos.
https://tinyurl.com/2d53hf4y
Posted by: one hour sober at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (J4Dwc)
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Getting rid of RINOs is playing wack a mole. You get rid of one? Another one pops up. It’s a never ending battle.
Not really. There is a clear direction to the purges, and the GOPe is well aware of it. It's just the stupider, older, more arrogant ones who haven't the wit to trim their lefty sails in a time when being on the wrong side is no longer tolerated. See Cornyn, John.
Not really. There is a clear direction to the purges, and the GOPe is well aware of it. It's just the stupider, older, more arrogant ones who haven't the wit to trim their lefty sails in a time when being on the wrong side is no longer tolerated. See Cornyn, John.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)
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Getting elected, and re-elected, to the Senate IS THE GOAL. The Country and the People can go hang.
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)
Congratulations. Every politician’s job is to get elected. Every politician’s second job is to get re-elected. Whatever is number three is far behind. (H/t, Dr Sowell)
Getting elected, and re-elected, to the Senate IS THE GOAL. The Country and the People can go hang.
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)
Congratulations. Every politician’s job is to get elected. Every politician’s second job is to get re-elected. Whatever is number three is far behind. (H/t, Dr Sowell)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (T6aVk)
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86 OT: MMMmmm. Italian Wedding Soup.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (bss/y)
Endorsed.
Also Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (bss/y)
Endorsed.
Also Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (xcxpd)
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The general thought of many Texans is it’s simply time for Cornyn to move on. That’s it.
It’s not “tearing the party apart”. It’s not really controversial. It’s politics.
Paxton has done a lot to move the Republican Parties objectives towards reality. Nobody doubts he’s going to fight and vote for the agenda, whole cloth.
I’m hearing a lot more people voting for Paxton, so I don’t think this will even be that close.
It’s not “tearing the party apart”. It’s not really controversial. It’s politics.
Paxton has done a lot to move the Republican Parties objectives towards reality. Nobody doubts he’s going to fight and vote for the agenda, whole cloth.
I’m hearing a lot more people voting for Paxton, so I don’t think this will even be that close.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (vhFJq)
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101 Also Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (xcxpd)
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*nods sagaciously*
Big Night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (xcxpd)
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*nods sagaciously*
Big Night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (46HP8)
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89 Push. Polls. We all should be aware of them by now.
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (Gqar
Are Push polls like boobs? No matter how many we see, we keep wanting to give every set more consideration than they are perhaps due?
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (Gqar
Are Push polls like boobs? No matter how many we see, we keep wanting to give every set more consideration than they are perhaps due?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (bss/y)
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82 81 I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)
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I fully believe Talarico's polls.
He won't get better than 44%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I couldn't believe Wendy Davis and Beto lost...everyone loved them! The polls said they'd win!!!
I cried.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)
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I fully believe Talarico's polls.
He won't get better than 44%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I couldn't believe Wendy Davis and Beto lost...everyone loved them! The polls said they'd win!!!
I cried.
Posted by: Retards at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (JCZqz)
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Massie probably lost b/c of his outed relationships and old women's refusal to vote him. See Massie winning the under 65s, but getting torched with the over 65s...particularly on the female side.
It matters to old women - you need to overcome that with the male vote today.
Posted by: Nova Local
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That infographic floating around is NOT an exit poll on the Galrein Massie race, merely a poll which requires people to answer a text message to an online portal or be directed to a human surveyor (aka interactive). So selection bias is present. Total sample size was about 400-450 which means the cross tabs on age would have something like 50-100 making any statistical inference from that sample size invalid.
Baris got hooked up with that 'interactive' BigPollData outfit and that is one of the reasons his polling has sucked recently. Unproven methodology used more for media comment than any serious analysis.
It matters to old women - you need to overcome that with the male vote today.
Posted by: Nova Local
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That infographic floating around is NOT an exit poll on the Galrein Massie race, merely a poll which requires people to answer a text message to an online portal or be directed to a human surveyor (aka interactive). So selection bias is present. Total sample size was about 400-450 which means the cross tabs on age would have something like 50-100 making any statistical inference from that sample size invalid.
Baris got hooked up with that 'interactive' BigPollData outfit and that is one of the reasons his polling has sucked recently. Unproven methodology used more for media comment than any serious analysis.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)
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102 Consider this Talerico quote: “The fact that people who say they love America also say they love Jesus is a great stain on Christianity.”
Oh yeah Texas is gonna vote for that guy. Right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (QDJ2U)
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Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Oh yeah Texas is gonna vote for that guy. Right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (QDJ2U)
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Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (46HP8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (s9VOe)
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I think Paxton will beat Talarico.
The one thing that gives me pause is this, and it applies to any of Talarico's opponents: I'm like 99% sure Talarico is either possessed by a demon, or a demon himself. There are few endorsements more powerful than Satan's. When he gets behind a guy, that guy has a real hoof up in the race.
The one thing that gives me pause is this, and it applies to any of Talarico's opponents: I'm like 99% sure Talarico is either possessed by a demon, or a demon himself. There are few endorsements more powerful than Satan's. When he gets behind a guy, that guy has a real hoof up in the race.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (BI5O2)
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There will be zero Dems NOT voting for Talarico because of what he said. Dems keep the eye on the prize, winning is al that matters. But unfortunately there is a contingent of Reps who run to their fainting couches over stupid shit that has nothing to do with policy and might just not vote for Paxton.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (nwGCR)
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Dems vs RINOs:
I'd rather have rattles on my poisonous snakes.
A fake majority in Congress is like having a tranny girlfriend. You're only fooling yourself.
I'd rather have rattles on my poisonous snakes.
A fake majority in Congress is like having a tranny girlfriend. You're only fooling yourself.
Posted by: sifty boones at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (Q69fq)
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52 What votes or legislation did Cornyn do that people here hate him so much?
Posted by: polynikes
Cornyn is a squish. I think Thune's recent snit about all-things Trump is to get whatever revenge he can for losing his buddy Cornyn. Thune and Cornyn know Paxton will win today.
Posted by: polynikes
Cornyn is a squish. I think Thune's recent snit about all-things Trump is to get whatever revenge he can for losing his buddy Cornyn. Thune and Cornyn know Paxton will win today.
Posted by: Gref at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (5rh/l)
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103 101 Also Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (xcxpd)
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*nods sagaciously*
Big Night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (46HP
That's a really fun movie
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*nods sagaciously*
Big Night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (46HP
That's a really fun movie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (xcxpd)
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104 89 Push. Polls. We all should be aware of them by now.
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (Gqar
Are Push polls like boobs? No matter how many we see, we keep wanting to give every set more consideration than they are perhaps due?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Throw in online betting markets on election outcomes too until it becomes obvious who the winner will be.
Posted by: tubal at May 26, 2026 11:21 AM (Gqar
Are Push polls like boobs? No matter how many we see, we keep wanting to give every set more consideration than they are perhaps due?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Throw in online betting markets on election outcomes too until it becomes obvious who the winner will be.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)
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Senator John Cornyn did not support either of Donald Trump's impeachments. He voted to acquit Trump during his first impeachment trial in 2020 and voted in favor of dismissing the second impeachment trial as unconstitutional in 2021.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (z1MVF)
He wanted to dump Trump at the first opportunity in 2020. In 2021 he said, in not so many words, Trump was old news and the GOP needed to move on.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (z1MVF)
He wanted to dump Trump at the first opportunity in 2020. In 2021 he said, in not so many words, Trump was old news and the GOP needed to move on.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (T6aVk)
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islam > communism > scum > The Senate of the United States
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (OLFlC)
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113 Big Night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (46HP
That's a really fun movie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (xcxpd)
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Makes me hungry.
That and Tapopo, quality double-feature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:23 AM (46HP
That's a really fun movie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (xcxpd)
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Makes me hungry.
That and Tapopo, quality double-feature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:25 AM (46HP8)
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93 77 Getting rid of RINOs is playing wack a mole. You get rid of one? Another one pops up. It’s a never ending battle.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
Yeah but you gotta do it. Otherwise you get moles everywhere. Just like with Trump's first term.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
It's just like killing terrorists, which is why you shouldn't do it!!!
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
Yeah but you gotta do it. Otherwise you get moles everywhere. Just like with Trump's first term.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
It's just like killing terrorists, which is why you shouldn't do it!!!
Posted by: Retards at May 26, 2026 11:26 AM (JCZqz)
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Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (46HP
Yeah, campaigning against meat in the world's foremost cattle culture is a bad look. Might as well run against sodomy in California.
Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (46HP
Yeah, campaigning against meat in the world's foremost cattle culture is a bad look. Might as well run against sodomy in California.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:26 AM (BI5O2)
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Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (46HP
But it plays well in Austin
Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (46HP
But it plays well in Austin
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (crd+F)
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Damn bigot!
Scottish boy goes viral for refusing to bow to Allah during Scout trip to Islamic mosque
Scottish boy goes viral for refusing to bow to Allah during Scout trip to Islamic mosque
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)
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120 119
Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (46HP
But it plays well in Austin
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (crd+F)
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Fortunately, Texas isn't built in a way where Texas and Dallas can dominate the state's politics.
And yes, it's all because Talarico represented part of Austin in the state legislature. He was playing to his base, and now he's just got a host of clips out there that will paint him as a weird Austin pervert to the rest of the state.
Honestly, him in a mask talking about banning meat is probably going to do more to hurt him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (46HP
But it plays well in Austin
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (crd+F)
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Fortunately, Texas isn't built in a way where Texas and Dallas can dominate the state's politics.
And yes, it's all because Talarico represented part of Austin in the state legislature. He was playing to his base, and now he's just got a host of clips out there that will paint him as a weird Austin pervert to the rest of the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:28 AM (46HP8)
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If Paxton wins, Trump gets another loyalist extremist in power, and the US continues its lurch towards Christian nationalist extremism.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 26, 2026 11:16 AM (JCZqz)
The democommies preach that but they don't believe it. They just want their minion supporter voters to believe that. I don't care if somebody considers me a Christian Nationalist, specially as I answer to Christ and consider myself an American.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 26, 2026 11:16 AM (JCZqz)
The democommies preach that but they don't believe it. They just want their minion supporter voters to believe that. I don't care if somebody considers me a Christian Nationalist, specially as I answer to Christ and consider myself an American.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:28 AM (LHPAg)
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123 The democommies preach that but they don't believe it. They just want their minion supporter voters to believe that. I don't care if somebody considers me a Christian Nationalist, specially as I answer to Christ and consider myself an American.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:28 AM (LHPAg)
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They should flee America like the Jews fled Germany in 1933.
Trump is like Hitler, but less reasonable.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:28 AM (LHPAg)
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They should flee America like the Jews fled Germany in 1933.
Trump is like Hitler, but less reasonable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:29 AM (46HP8)
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118 93 77 Getting rid of RINOs is playing wack a mole. You get rid of one? Another one pops up. It’s a never ending battle.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
Yeah but you gotta do it. Otherwise you get moles everywhere. Just like with Trump's first term.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Yeah absolutely get rid of them when you can. Just saying it’s never a one and done.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (nwGCR)
Yeah but you gotta do it. Otherwise you get moles everywhere. Just like with Trump's first term.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Yeah absolutely get rid of them when you can. Just saying it’s never a one and done.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:29 AM (nwGCR)
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New members of the House and Senate get a few days indoctrination by current members. I always thought how it would be to listen to what goes on. Probably like the old beat cop training a new guy. Here's where you can get a free meal, here's where you can take a nap mid shift, here's where they always buy those bogus policemen's ball tickets, here's where you get on the pad, here's where you get an envelope on Friday...
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 26, 2026 11:29 AM (gm9Sb)
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Listening to talk radio this morning, and they think Talarico really has a chance due to Paxton having so much baggage. I hate Cornyn, but I'd have even more for a shitbag like Talarico to take a foothold in Texas.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (IifOV)
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MUNKEY
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (y9nCu)
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The thing I dislike the most about Cornyn is that even if he eventually votes the right way, which he often does not, he has to do his little Hamlet turn: "I'm a wise Senator considering all the relevant variables, and while I'll support my party on this, I would have chosen different priorities or done it better, or both."
The correct positions on most issues really aren't that hard to determine if your priority is getting things done instead of upping your spotlight time. That's Cornyn.
The correct positions on most issues really aren't that hard to determine if your priority is getting things done instead of upping your spotlight time. That's Cornyn.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)
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all in all, it seems that Massie didn't really do much for his state, while making huge waves and lots of shouting that accomplished nothing but piss everyone off.
The woke-left wants nothing but to destroy the dem party so they can combat the right more effectively. The woke-right wants to destroy the GOP so they can combat the left more effectively.
The woke-left wants nothing but to destroy the dem party so they can combat the right more effectively. The woke-right wants to destroy the GOP so they can combat the left more effectively.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (rbvCR)
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It's a good thing that Talarico is completely normal and hasn't said crazy shit before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I think Talarico is a worse candidate than Beto. Beto had a veneer of being somewhat regular. Talarico is simply weird like Platner. I don't think the Democrat consultants know what normal straight white males are like because it is obvious that the Democrats are trying these on to make a play. They discarded a state female governor, Mills, in Maine, and got rid of the minority sassy black female in Crockett. Mills might have won, Crockett would have still probably lost but is more 'normal' than Talarico.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I think Talarico is a worse candidate than Beto. Beto had a veneer of being somewhat regular. Talarico is simply weird like Platner. I don't think the Democrat consultants know what normal straight white males are like because it is obvious that the Democrats are trying these on to make a play. They discarded a state female governor, Mills, in Maine, and got rid of the minority sassy black female in Crockett. Mills might have won, Crockett would have still probably lost but is more 'normal' than Talarico.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)
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Senator John Cornyn did not support either of Donald Trump's impeachments. He voted to acquit Trump during his first impeachment trial in 2020 and voted in favor of dismissing the second impeachment trial as unconstitutional in 2021.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (z1MVF)
And Cornyn would not support the SAVE Act, even when Paxton offered to step aside in the primary if he did!
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 11:20 AM (z1MVF)
And Cornyn would not support the SAVE Act, even when Paxton offered to step aside in the primary if he did!
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (T6aVk)
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The majority of people who are poled say that it hurts and is unpleasant.
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (ZxPkt)
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127 Listening to talk radio this morning, and they think Talarico really has a chance due to Paxton having so much baggage. I hate Cornyn, but I'd have even more for a shitbag like Talarico to take a foothold in Texas.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (IifOV)
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Democrats haven't won a statewide race since the 80s.
Not even in 2018 when the Republican Party was literally tearing itself apart because the establishment was actively saying that the standard bearer of the party was a Russian puppet (allegedly).
Not even in 2008 with the rise of Obama.
Weird gnome who wants to ban meat Talarico isn't going to break that pattern.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (IifOV)
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Democrats haven't won a statewide race since the 80s.
Not even in 2018 when the Republican Party was literally tearing itself apart because the establishment was actively saying that the standard bearer of the party was a Russian puppet (allegedly).
Not even in 2008 with the rise of Obama.
Weird gnome who wants to ban meat Talarico isn't going to break that pattern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (46HP8)
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Scottish boy goes viral for refusing to bow to Allah during Scout trip to Islamic mosque
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)
Scottish boy for PM!!!
Scottish boy goes viral for refusing to bow to Allah during Scout trip to Islamic mosque
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)
Scottish boy for PM!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (tjClK)
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I early voted against Cornhole in early voting.
I agree that Talarico is backed by satan. He is one to watch out for...
I agree that Talarico is backed by satan. He is one to watch out for...
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 26, 2026 11:32 AM (EneHm)
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:32 AM (OLFlC)
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To nerd out a little bit:
I read this amusing comment somewhere and it stuck with me.
"If Austin had been the city suspended above the Earf, I would have lobbied hard for the Avengers to let that fucker fall and then go out for beers with Ultron."
I read this amusing comment somewhere and it stuck with me.
"If Austin had been the city suspended above the Earf, I would have lobbied hard for the Avengers to let that fucker fall and then go out for beers with Ultron."
Posted by: sifty boones at May 26, 2026 11:32 AM (Q69fq)
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131 It's a good thing that Talarico is completely normal and hasn't said crazy shit before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I think Talarico is a worse candidate than Beto. Beto had a veneer of being somewhat regular. Talarico is simply weird like Platner. I don't think the Democrat consultants know what normal straight white males are like because it is obvious that the Democrats are trying these on to make a play. They discarded a state female governor, Mills, in Maine, and got rid of the minority sassy black female in Crockett. Mills might have won, Crockett would have still probably lost but is more 'normal' than Talarico.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)
Mills would have won. Maybe she wasn't controllable, so she had to go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:19 AM (46HP
I like that they assume that Talarico will win.
I hate polls, but even they have to realize they are unreliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I think Talarico is a worse candidate than Beto. Beto had a veneer of being somewhat regular. Talarico is simply weird like Platner. I don't think the Democrat consultants know what normal straight white males are like because it is obvious that the Democrats are trying these on to make a play. They discarded a state female governor, Mills, in Maine, and got rid of the minority sassy black female in Crockett. Mills might have won, Crockett would have still probably lost but is more 'normal' than Talarico.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)
Mills would have won. Maybe she wasn't controllable, so she had to go.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:32 AM (tOcjL)
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I dunno. It seems like a lot of the people holding Cornyn’s to his past, are the same people who forgave JD Vance.
Like I said, it’s just time for Cornyn to move on. As it should be for a lot of the older GOP stalwarts who have been there for ages.
Like I said, it’s just time for Cornyn to move on. As it should be for a lot of the older GOP stalwarts who have been there for ages.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 11:33 AM (vhFJq)
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The democommies preach that but they don't believe it. They just want their minion supporter voters to believe that. I don't care if somebody considers me a Christian Nationalist, specially as I answer to Christ and consider myself an American.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:28 AM (LHPAg)
Actually, the drools on Reddit ARE the minions just repeating the catechism. That is how it propagates. Hate has no home here. Safer. Apart. 2 weeks to slow the spread. Get your booster.
Covid really is a big part of the subsequent insanity. It is like the fear people have of disease gave them a toe hold in people's psyches and the demons climbed in.
Case in Point: BTH. He was a solid commenter. On any issue for years he was as normative a 'ron as you could ask for. Covid comes around and it's like... the fear was bait and it opened him up to the influence.
Psychology is weird. A similar thing happened with Ukraine. It was like candy for people who had massive nostalgia for the cold war.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:28 AM (LHPAg)
Actually, the drools on Reddit ARE the minions just repeating the catechism. That is how it propagates. Hate has no home here. Safer. Apart. 2 weeks to slow the spread. Get your booster.
Covid really is a big part of the subsequent insanity. It is like the fear people have of disease gave them a toe hold in people's psyches and the demons climbed in.
Case in Point: BTH. He was a solid commenter. On any issue for years he was as normative a 'ron as you could ask for. Covid comes around and it's like... the fear was bait and it opened him up to the influence.
Psychology is weird. A similar thing happened with Ukraine. It was like candy for people who had massive nostalgia for the cold war.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:33 AM (bss/y)
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Voted this morning. Paxson should win. The issue Texas has is that maybe 10% to 20% of the population votes in primaries, runoffs, and off year elections at least in my county. The mayor of the closest town to me, (I live in unincorporated area so cannot vote in the city elections), won the runoff vote with a total of 10% of the population of the city voting. I am not sure if its apathy or laziness. I vote in every election as does my wife. For the life of me, we do not understand why people don't vote. It took us a total of 15 minutes (including drive time) to vote this morning.
Posted by: TheITGuy2 at May 26, 2026 11:33 AM (v9ncW)
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131 I think Talarico is a worse candidate than Beto. Beto had a veneer of being somewhat regular. Talarico is simply weird like Platner. I don't think the Democrat consultants know what normal straight white males are like because it is obvious that the Democrats are trying these on to make a play. They discarded a state female governor, Mills, in Maine, and got rid of the minority sassy black female in Crockett. Mills might have won, Crockett would have still probably lost but is more 'normal' than Talarico.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)
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Beto was good looking (allegedly). Talarico looks like a fucking retarded gnome. That's the main difference. I mean...we knew ahead of the election that Beto fed his wife cat shit. He had no air of normal. He had an air of Hispanic, at best.
And Mills would have lost hard, just like the last no-name who lost against Collins (yeah...Mills is governor, but she's a million years old and no one likes her).
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)
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Beto was good looking (allegedly). Talarico looks like a fucking retarded gnome. That's the main difference. I mean...we knew ahead of the election that Beto fed his wife cat shit. He had no air of normal. He had an air of Hispanic, at best.
And Mills would have lost hard, just like the last no-name who lost against Collins (yeah...Mills is governor, but she's a million years old and no one likes her).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:33 AM (46HP8)
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Anyone involved in cattle was never going to vote for him to begin with.
The question is will squishy centrist/independent types be turned off from things like banning meat comments. Hopefully, yes. Your average centrist person does love a good burger after all. Comes down to will they hate Trump more than their love of a good burger? 😀
The question is will squishy centrist/independent types be turned off from things like banning meat comments. Hopefully, yes. Your average centrist person does love a good burger after all. Comes down to will they hate Trump more than their love of a good burger? 😀
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:33 AM (nwGCR)
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105 I couldn't believe Wendy Davis and Beto lost...everyone loved them! The polls said they'd win!!!
I cried.
Posted by: Retards at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (JCZqz)
I still remember seeing a car in a parking lot covered from top to bottom in Wendy Davis stickers (and a couple of Hillary! stickers too).
I do not live anywhere close to Texas.
I cried.
Posted by: Retards at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (JCZqz)
I still remember seeing a car in a parking lot covered from top to bottom in Wendy Davis stickers (and a couple of Hillary! stickers too).
I do not live anywhere close to Texas.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 11:33 AM (FpHTM)
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It seems impeachment and legal charges are now a strategic tool in politics, used to attack unpopular/flawed candidates and force them to keep running for office in order to insulate themselves from lawfare.
Is this how democracy is supposed to look?
Is this how democracy is supposed to look?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 26, 2026 11:33 AM (wBaIH)
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Yeah but you gotta do it. Otherwise you get moles everywhere. Just like with Trump's first term.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Yeah absolutely get rid of them when you can. Just saying it’s never a one and done.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:29 AM (nwGCR)
It could be done in a single fatal blow.
All Trump needs to do is #WalkAway and announce a new, cuckless Party that can be a political home for America's disenfranchised - effectively every Republican and about a third of Democrats.
I would recommend directly after midterms.
Let the GOP scramble to ingratiate themselves to this mighty juggernaut before '28, then reject them anyway. But string them along first.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Yeah absolutely get rid of them when you can. Just saying it’s never a one and done.
Posted by: Heroq at May 26, 2026 11:29 AM (nwGCR)
It could be done in a single fatal blow.
All Trump needs to do is #WalkAway and announce a new, cuckless Party that can be a political home for America's disenfranchised - effectively every Republican and about a third of Democrats.
I would recommend directly after midterms.
Let the GOP scramble to ingratiate themselves to this mighty juggernaut before '28, then reject them anyway. But string them along first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (BI5O2)
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I'm not sure MAGA is GOP at all. MAGA is about as close to a "third party" as we're likely to ever see.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)
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There is no way Talarico will win in Texas. You can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (vhFJq)
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>New members of the House and Senate get a few days indoctrination by current members. I always thought how it would be to listen to what goes on.
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I imagine they get detailed voting instructions, as well as being told what happens if you rock the boat
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I imagine they get detailed voting instructions, as well as being told what happens if you rock the boat
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (ZxPkt)
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127 Listening to talk radio this morning, and they think Talarico really has a chance due to Paxton having so much baggage. I hate Cornyn, but I'd have even more for a shitbag like Talarico to take a foothold in Texas.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Talk radio died after Rush did. Most of the remainder are hucksters to sell ads for their corporate management (often Salem Communications nowadays).
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Talk radio died after Rush did. Most of the remainder are hucksters to sell ads for their corporate management (often Salem Communications nowadays).
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (E4rtv)
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Another thing I hope dies it's deserved death today is the "perfect candidate" fake conservatives.
You know, the ones out there all full of righteous indignation of how they could never vote for Paxton because he cheated on his wife.
All the fake high morality of "he didn't honor his vows" blah, blah, blah.
Just ... GFYS with David French holding your hand.
Every man has committed the same sin in their heart--which the Bible counts the same and P in V.
It says it right there, in that verse.
No need to add the sin of lying about it on top of that.
You know, the ones out there all full of righteous indignation of how they could never vote for Paxton because he cheated on his wife.
All the fake high morality of "he didn't honor his vows" blah, blah, blah.
Just ... GFYS with David French holding your hand.
Every man has committed the same sin in their heart--which the Bible counts the same and P in V.
It says it right there, in that verse.
No need to add the sin of lying about it on top of that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (tjClK)
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127 Listening to talk radio this morning, and they think Talarico really has a chance due to Paxton having so much baggage. I hate Cornyn, but I'd have even more for a shitbag like Talarico to take a foothold in Texas.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (IifOV)
Talarico insisting Texans eat less meat is going to play well in a state regarded for barbecue and the largest beef producer of all the fifty states. Oh wait, no it won’t.
I’m not voting for someone I would like to have a beer with. I’m not voting for a saint. I’m voting for who will represent this state and its vest interests in DC for six years. The end.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 26, 2026 11:30 AM (IifOV)
Talarico insisting Texans eat less meat is going to play well in a state regarded for barbecue and the largest beef producer of all the fifty states. Oh wait, no it won’t.
I’m not voting for someone I would like to have a beer with. I’m not voting for a saint. I’m voting for who will represent this state and its vest interests in DC for six years. The end.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:35 AM (T6aVk)
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I dunno. It seems like a lot of the people holding Cornyn’s to his past, are the same people who forgave JD Vance.
Like I said, it’s just time for Cornyn to move on. As it should be for a lot of the older GOP stalwarts who have been there for ages.
Fair point, but there is real value in the occasional defenestration pour encourager les autres.
Like I said, it’s just time for Cornyn to move on. As it should be for a lot of the older GOP stalwarts who have been there for ages.
Fair point, but there is real value in the occasional defenestration pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
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68 No state popularly elected senators, and state legislatures constantly called senators back and made them not senators anymore. It was stopped because of corruption in the process and generalized movements towards popular elections in a host of states.
I do suspect the old system was better, though.
well, you know the old saying: the grass is always greener over the septic tank.
I do suspect the old system was better, though.
well, you know the old saying: the grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Posted by: anachronda at May 26, 2026 11:36 AM (v3pYe)
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During Wray's testimony before the Senate after J6, Cornyn urged Wray to go as hard on J6 insurrectionists as he could. J6 was such an obvious setup that you either have to be incredibly stupid or on the other side to do something like that.
There are other things I don't like about Cornyn including the Save Act and his opposition to 2A but his taking the other side on J6 against what should be his own people was enough for me.
There are other things I don't like about Cornyn including the Save Act and his opposition to 2A but his taking the other side on J6 against what should be his own people was enough for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2026 11:36 AM (viF8m)
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109 I think Paxton will beat Talarico.
The one thing that gives me pause is this, and it applies to any of Talarico's opponents: I'm like 99% sure Talarico is either possessed by a demon, or a demon himself. There are few endorsements more powerful than Satan's. When he gets behind a guy, that guy has a real hoof up in the race.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (BI5O2)
Amen, brother.
The one thing that gives me pause is this, and it applies to any of Talarico's opponents: I'm like 99% sure Talarico is either possessed by a demon, or a demon himself. There are few endorsements more powerful than Satan's. When he gets behind a guy, that guy has a real hoof up in the race.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:24 AM (BI5O2)
Amen, brother.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 11:36 AM (LHPAg)
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It could be done in a single fatal blow.
All Trump needs to do is #WalkAway and announce a new, cuckless Party that can be a political home for America's disenfranchised - effectively every Republican and about a third of Democrats.
I would recommend directly after midterms.
Let the GOP scramble to ingratiate themselves to this mighty juggernaut before '28, then reject them anyway. But string them along first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (BI5O2)
Third parties are doomed to fail and you’d know that if you read me.
All Trump needs to do is #WalkAway and announce a new, cuckless Party that can be a political home for America's disenfranchised - effectively every Republican and about a third of Democrats.
I would recommend directly after midterms.
Let the GOP scramble to ingratiate themselves to this mighty juggernaut before '28, then reject them anyway. But string them along first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (BI5O2)
Third parties are doomed to fail and you’d know that if you read me.
Posted by: History at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (T6aVk)
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>> Fair point, but there is real value in the occasional defenestration pour encourager les autres.
I think it’s also more a matter of the GOP trending younger in order to have people more aligned with contemporary ideologies and ways.
I think it’s also more a matter of the GOP trending younger in order to have people more aligned with contemporary ideologies and ways.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (vhFJq)
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Oil-Rich Province of Alberta Preparing to Vote on Leaving Canada
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Well, don't let this influence you.
Canada says African immigrant doesn’t have to pay fine for smearing poop in teen girl’s face because he’s unemployed
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Well, don't let this influence you.
Canada says African immigrant doesn’t have to pay fine for smearing poop in teen girl’s face because he’s unemployed
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (ndZc7)
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Weird gnome who wants to ban meat Talarico isn't going to break that pattern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (46HP
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Talarico (you want to see this):
https://tinyurl.com/yk7xeumb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (46HP
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Talarico (you want to see this):
https://tinyurl.com/yk7xeumb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (ZwdAr)
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Scottish boy goes viral for refusing to bow to Allah during Scout trip to Islamic mosque
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)
Scottish boy for PM!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (tjClK)
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Somebody introduce Scottish boy to Scottish girl:
https://tinyurl.com/2p7v8juf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)
Scottish boy for PM!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:31 AM (tjClK)
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Somebody introduce Scottish boy to Scottish girl:
https://tinyurl.com/2p7v8juf
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (OLFlC)
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Cornyn comparing J6 to September 11, 2001 should give people pause.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (T6aVk)
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Talarico, Bob's Big Boy wants his haircut back.
As much as Texas is morphing into a purple state with all the blue locusts moving in, I don't think that clown is going to win. But the cheat can't be ruled out.
As much as Texas is morphing into a purple state with all the blue locusts moving in, I don't think that clown is going to win. But the cheat can't be ruled out.
Posted by: sifty boones at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (Q69fq)
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Thx CBD
The GOPe still hasn't figured out that after Trump there is no returning to the good old days of the uniparty. Their good friends across the aisle as re being replaced by Marxist lunatics and the Republicans incoming aren't GOPe but most likely Trumpers. So wake up GOPe
The GOPe still hasn't figured out that after Trump there is no returning to the good old days of the uniparty. Their good friends across the aisle as re being replaced by Marxist lunatics and the Republicans incoming aren't GOPe but most likely Trumpers. So wake up GOPe
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (hpwtA)
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165 Talarico, Bob's Big Boy wants his haircut back.
As much as Texas is morphing into a purple state with all the blue locusts moving in, I don't think that clown is going to win. But the cheat can't be ruled out.
Posted by: sifty boones at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (Q69fq)
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The state has gotten more Republican over the last decade, not more Democrat.
As much as Texas is morphing into a purple state with all the blue locusts moving in, I don't think that clown is going to win. But the cheat can't be ruled out.
Posted by: sifty boones at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (Q69fq)
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The state has gotten more Republican over the last decade, not more Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (46HP8)
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The only reason Cornyn is still around is because the Texas GOPe have always made sure that he never had a serious primary rival. This year he does, and it shows.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (bufu1)
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I think, in Cornyn's case, it's the acquisition of money that's the only driving force. His behavior is almost a clone of McConnell... which isn't surprising.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (jehhT)
Cornyn was a first-generation statewide GOP officeholder. He's a not quite Democrat. When a state flips from one party to the other, that's what it takes to get elected. Then inertia keeps them there. For a while. Hopefully, that while is up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2026 11:03 AM (jehhT)
Cornyn was a first-generation statewide GOP officeholder. He's a not quite Democrat. When a state flips from one party to the other, that's what it takes to get elected. Then inertia keeps them there. For a while. Hopefully, that while is up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 26, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)
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I started to watch a new documentary on History last night. World War II with Tom Hanks (who I've heard is dying from Kuru from eating human flesh. Plus AIDS). I turned it off before the opening credits were done because it was produced by Jon Meachum. Nope. Nope.
If I can't believe a word out of his mouth when he pontificates on current affairs, how can I believe a thing he says about something that happened 80 years ago.
If I can't believe a word out of his mouth when he pontificates on current affairs, how can I believe a thing he says about something that happened 80 years ago.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 26, 2026 11:39 AM (l26NL)
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148 I'm not sure MAGA is GOP at all. MAGA is about as close to a "third party" as we're likely to ever see.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Duverget's law is pretty much solid. In a first past the post single member district setup, you will have two dominant parties. If you have proportional representation, then you will have 3 or more depending on the cutoff for representation.
People forget that Trump ran briefly for president back in 2000 under the rump Perot party machinery left and figured out third party was a ticket to nowhere. So he did a hostile takeover of the GOP. Flirted with third party again after 2020 but decided instead to try to fix up the old GOP party rather than being out of power like what happened in the UK in 2024 elections to the Tories.
Same thing happened in the 80's with the Progressive Conservative Party. Collapse and new parties came to the fore eventually. Same with the Whig party which spawned the GOP party from its northern wing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Duverget's law is pretty much solid. In a first past the post single member district setup, you will have two dominant parties. If you have proportional representation, then you will have 3 or more depending on the cutoff for representation.
People forget that Trump ran briefly for president back in 2000 under the rump Perot party machinery left and figured out third party was a ticket to nowhere. So he did a hostile takeover of the GOP. Flirted with third party again after 2020 but decided instead to try to fix up the old GOP party rather than being out of power like what happened in the UK in 2024 elections to the Tories.
Same thing happened in the 80's with the Progressive Conservative Party. Collapse and new parties came to the fore eventually. Same with the Whig party which spawned the GOP party from its northern wing.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)
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The GOPe still hasn't figured out that after Trump there is no returning to the good old days of the uniparty. Their good friends across the aisle as re being replaced by Marxist lunatics and the Republicans incoming aren't GOPe but most likely Trumpers. So wake up GOPe
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
Posted by: The GOPe at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
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148 I'm not sure MAGA is GOP at all. MAGA is about as close to a "third party" as we're likely to ever see.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)
This is probably right. I am trying to think of a good parallel and the closest I can think of when we are talking about the GOP is ... the Republicans who assassinated Caesar. They were people of influence, but they completely ignored the support Caesar got and how he connected to the people. The people did not like the system. Caesar represented a break from that system. The Republicans completely misread this and believed that if Caesar could be eliminated, many would support them and yearn for a restoration of the traditional oligarchy. They truly believed everyone hated Caesar as much as they did, but they were so separated from daily life that they had no concept of what popular opinion even was. They operated though as if their opinion was shared by everyone.
It did not work out so well.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)
This is probably right. I am trying to think of a good parallel and the closest I can think of when we are talking about the GOP is ... the Republicans who assassinated Caesar. They were people of influence, but they completely ignored the support Caesar got and how he connected to the people. The people did not like the system. Caesar represented a break from that system. The Republicans completely misread this and believed that if Caesar could be eliminated, many would support them and yearn for a restoration of the traditional oligarchy. They truly believed everyone hated Caesar as much as they did, but they were so separated from daily life that they had no concept of what popular opinion even was. They operated though as if their opinion was shared by everyone.
It did not work out so well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (bss/y)
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Fuck Cornhole.
The 2022 Cornyn-Biden Gun Control Package
In 2022, Cornyn teamed up with President Joe Biden and Senator Chris Murphy to pass S.2938 — the largest federal gun control package in over 30 years.
Cornyn’s bill didn’t just tinker around the edges. It funded and expanded “Red Flag” Gun Confiscation across the country, using $750 million in taxpayer dollars to bankroll laws that allow the government to seize firearms without due process.
It empowered Biden’s ATF to crack down on private gun sales by redefining what it means to be a “gun dealer” — something the National Association for Gun Rights warned Cornyn about repeatedly.
It created a lifetime gun ban for many young Americans through a new federal registration scheme, and it introduced a brand-new gun ban targeting anyone who has had a “bad date,” opening the door to disarmament based on vague, unsubstantiated accusations.
https://tinyurl.com/ykwjbw4z
The 2022 Cornyn-Biden Gun Control Package
In 2022, Cornyn teamed up with President Joe Biden and Senator Chris Murphy to pass S.2938 — the largest federal gun control package in over 30 years.
Cornyn’s bill didn’t just tinker around the edges. It funded and expanded “Red Flag” Gun Confiscation across the country, using $750 million in taxpayer dollars to bankroll laws that allow the government to seize firearms without due process.
It empowered Biden’s ATF to crack down on private gun sales by redefining what it means to be a “gun dealer” — something the National Association for Gun Rights warned Cornyn about repeatedly.
It created a lifetime gun ban for many young Americans through a new federal registration scheme, and it introduced a brand-new gun ban targeting anyone who has had a “bad date,” opening the door to disarmament based on vague, unsubstantiated accusations.
https://tinyurl.com/ykwjbw4z
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (MTg2D)
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Third parties are doomed to fail and you’d know that if you read me.
Posted by: History at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (T6aVk)
Where do you think the GOP came from in the first place, Mr. History?
They can be destroyed and replaced, just as the Whigs were.
Notwithstanding your GOP loyalism, their *own history* shows it can be done. You're not good at reading yourself, it seems.
Posted by: History at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (T6aVk)
Where do you think the GOP came from in the first place, Mr. History?
They can be destroyed and replaced, just as the Whigs were.
Notwithstanding your GOP loyalism, their *own history* shows it can be done. You're not good at reading yourself, it seems.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (BI5O2)
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Why would we need a 3rd Party when we are so close to taking over the Republican Party?
It's not just the left that can target an institution, gut it and wear the suit. Insurgents have turned the Democrat Party into a radical, marxist party. We can turn the Republican Party into an American First party and we are well on our way to doing it.
It's not just the left that can target an institution, gut it and wear the suit. Insurgents have turned the Democrat Party into a radical, marxist party. We can turn the Republican Party into an American First party and we are well on our way to doing it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (viF8m)
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Canada says African immigrant doesn’t have to pay fine for smearing poop in teen girl’s face because he’s unemployed
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (ndZc7)
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Next you'll be telling me that they're letting` unemployed (or even employed "migrants") get away with literal murder -- especially if their victims are "white oppressors."
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (ndZc7)
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Next you'll be telling me that they're letting` unemployed (or even employed "migrants") get away with literal murder -- especially if their victims are "white oppressors."
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (OLFlC)
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168 The only reason Cornyn is still around is because the Texas GOPe have always made sure that he never had a serious primary rival. This year he does, and it shows.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (bufu1)
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Hell, Cornyn outspent Paxton $100 million to $15 million in the primary, and Cornyn only got 42%.
Funding wasn't the issue.
Name recognition was the real issue. People know the alternate this time to some degree, it gets harder to define him. He's not some state rep from San Antonio that no one's heard of before and Cornyn can drop some ads on calling him radical. Cornyn dropped tons of ads on Paxton calling him radical and unfit, and it didn't work because...name recognition prevented the attacks from hitting.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 26, 2026 11:38 AM (bufu1)
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Hell, Cornyn outspent Paxton $100 million to $15 million in the primary, and Cornyn only got 42%.
Funding wasn't the issue.
Name recognition was the real issue. People know the alternate this time to some degree, it gets harder to define him. He's not some state rep from San Antonio that no one's heard of before and Cornyn can drop some ads on calling him radical. Cornyn dropped tons of ads on Paxton calling him radical and unfit, and it didn't work because...name recognition prevented the attacks from hitting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:41 AM (46HP8)
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A lot of people, at least the cogent, honest ones not poisoned by their politics, realize that Texas is a great place for a reason. So they’re a little hesitant to bring their old politics into it.
This place has a way of doing that to you. If you open your heart, it changes your soul.
This place has a way of doing that to you. If you open your heart, it changes your soul.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 11:41 AM (vhFJq)
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Snake handlers be crazy, yo!
Viral vid shows RFK removing pair of snakes from Dr. Oz's patio, taking bites to the hand like a champ
https://tinyurl.com/mnvx8tb6
Viral vid shows RFK removing pair of snakes from Dr. Oz's patio, taking bites to the hand like a champ
https://tinyurl.com/mnvx8tb6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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Paxton is Cornyn's best hope...almost anyone else, and he would have been a certain goner...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tOcjL)
I point out that a fuckload of state legislature assholes lost their jobs over the Paxton impeachment, Three supreme court justices lost theirs as well. If Paxton can't beat Cornyn, no one else would.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:05 AM (tOcjL)
I point out that a fuckload of state legislature assholes lost their jobs over the Paxton impeachment, Three supreme court justices lost theirs as well. If Paxton can't beat Cornyn, no one else would.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 26, 2026 11:41 AM (ExV1e)
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It created a lifetime gun ban for many young Americans through a new federal registration scheme, and it introduced a brand-new gun ban targeting anyone who has had a “bad date,” opening the door to disarmament based on vague, unsubstantiated accusations.
https://tinyurl.com/ykwjbw4z
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (MTg2D)
"Conservative."
https://tinyurl.com/ykwjbw4z
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (MTg2D)
"Conservative."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:42 AM (tjClK)
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172 The GOPe still hasn't figured out that after Trump there is no returning to the good old days of the uniparty. Their good friends across the aisle as re being replaced by Marxist lunatics and the Republicans incoming aren't GOPe but most likely Trumpers. So wake up GOPe
NO!!!!
Posted by: The GOPe at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
Yeah. This. They believe that they can outlast him, that he is an anomaly instead of a representation of popular sentiment. Get rid of him, and it is back to business as usual.
NO!!!!
Posted by: The GOPe at May 26, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
Yeah. This. They believe that they can outlast him, that he is an anomaly instead of a representation of popular sentiment. Get rid of him, and it is back to business as usual.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
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156 68 No state popularly elected senators, and state legislatures constantly called senators back and made them not senators anymore. It was stopped because of corruption in the process and generalized movements towards popular elections in a host of states.
I do suspect the old system was better, though.
well, you know the old saying: the grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Posted by: anachronda
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There was no recall when Senators were selected by state legislatures but there were vacant seats when the two houses of the legislature fought over it and considerable corruption where wealthy candidates bought their senate seats by bribes.
Recall went out with the Articles of Confederation as did states paying their representatives to Congress.
I do suspect the old system was better, though.
well, you know the old saying: the grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Posted by: anachronda
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There was no recall when Senators were selected by state legislatures but there were vacant seats when the two houses of the legislature fought over it and considerable corruption where wealthy candidates bought their senate seats by bribes.
Recall went out with the Articles of Confederation as did states paying their representatives to Congress.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)
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Democrats haven't won a statewide race since the 80s.
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Technically.
But W beat Ann Richards in 1994.
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Technically.
But W beat Ann Richards in 1994.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (73/SM)
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>Viral vid shows RFK removing pair of snakes from Dr. Oz's patio, taking bites to the hand like a champ
******
It's just a flesh wound!
******
It's just a flesh wound!
Posted by: The Black Knight at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (2Ez/1)
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Cornyn’s bill didn’t just tinker around the edges. It funded and expanded “Red Flag” Gun Confiscation across the country, using $750 million in taxpayer dollars to bankroll laws that allow the government to seize firearms without due process.
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Where's Eyepatch McCain when you need him?
Oh, nevermind ...
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Where's Eyepatch McCain when you need him?
Oh, nevermind ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (OLFlC)
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Why would we need a 3rd Party when we are so close to taking over the Republican Party?
It seems obvious, doesn't it. No, the change isn't going to be complete overnight, but it's clearly well along and accelerating. Quick, let's do something stupid!
It seems obvious, doesn't it. No, the change isn't going to be complete overnight, but it's clearly well along and accelerating. Quick, let's do something stupid!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)
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1854-1860. Six years from the foundation of the Party, to taking the White House.
Crack a book. You'll see it in there.
Crack a book. You'll see it in there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (BI5O2)
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183 Yeah. This. They believe that they can outlast him, that he is an anomaly instead of a representation of popular sentiment. Get rid of him, and it is back to business as usual.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
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A president is temporary. The Senate is forever.
However, by helping him lose in 2020, they just extended Trump's kingmaking of the lower rungs of the party extend by another 4 years, and the latter 8 years of his 12 year reign over the party just got more anti-GOPe than before.
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2058609208287789558
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
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A president is temporary. The Senate is forever.
However, by helping him lose in 2020, they just extended Trump's kingmaking of the lower rungs of the party extend by another 4 years, and the latter 8 years of his 12 year reign over the party just got more anti-GOPe than before.
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2058609208287789558
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 11:44 AM (46HP8)
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Where's Eyepatch McCain when you need him?
Oh, nevermind ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (OLFlC)
"Face without an eye...."
- - - - - Lyrics in Billy Idol's Trashcan
Where's Eyepatch McCain when you need him?
Oh, nevermind ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (OLFlC)
"Face without an eye...."
- - - - - Lyrics in Billy Idol's Trashcan
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:45 AM (tjClK)
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186 >Viral vid shows RFK removing pair of snakes from Dr. Oz's patio, taking bites to the hand like a champ
******
It's just a flesh wound!
Posted by: The Black Knight at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (2Ez/1)
I wanna know what he did with them after...funny he grabbed them, and not Dr. Oz (some of the jokes on the video are pretty funny, too)...
******
It's just a flesh wound!
Posted by: The Black Knight at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (2Ez/1)
I wanna know what he did with them after...funny he grabbed them, and not Dr. Oz (some of the jokes on the video are pretty funny, too)...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 26, 2026 11:45 AM (tOcjL)
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Timely post. I just voted in the Texas Primary Runoff, with all the other senior citizens.
The Republican side of the voting center was doing brisk business. The Democrat side, tumbleweeds were a-rollin' thru.
Yet another satisfying vote for Paxton, Middleton, and French. Cornyn can go jump in a lake.
The Republican side of the voting center was doing brisk business. The Democrat side, tumbleweeds were a-rollin' thru.
Yet another satisfying vote for Paxton, Middleton, and French. Cornyn can go jump in a lake.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2026 11:46 AM (wVcYX)
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Pooooor George! He can't hep it. He wuz barn with a silvuh spoon in his mouth!
Posted by: Old Lady Richards at May 26, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)
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167.
You'd think it would help.
Same as Idaho. But they bring their blue state Stockholm squishiness with them. Since 2010, the "Republican" locusts have voted for every new tax on the ballot and we now have a communist mayor in Boise.
They are systematically rebuilding Los Angeles around us. The wine moms with the US flags on their brand new King Ranch F250's are still voting for "the Children" and making their simps so the same.
You'd think it would help.
Same as Idaho. But they bring their blue state Stockholm squishiness with them. Since 2010, the "Republican" locusts have voted for every new tax on the ballot and we now have a communist mayor in Boise.
They are systematically rebuilding Los Angeles around us. The wine moms with the US flags on their brand new King Ranch F250's are still voting for "the Children" and making their simps so the same.
Posted by: sifty boones at May 26, 2026 11:46 AM (meoWV)
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In 2033 Cornyn will be 81, as of Groundhog Day that year.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:46 AM (T6aVk)
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In 2033 Cornyn will be 81, as of Groundhog Day that year.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:46 AM (T6aVk)
He'll just simply be the best Cornyn ever.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 26, 2026 11:46 AM (T6aVk)
He'll just simply be the best Cornyn ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:48 AM (tjClK)
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Something. something, remove all doubt.
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 26, 2026 11:48 AM (cS1cw)
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They can be destroyed and replaced, just as the Whigs were.
Notwithstanding your GOP loyalism, their *own history* shows it can be done. You're not good at reading yourself, it seems.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Your post is misleading. The Whigs destroyed themselves by 1852 which left a vacuum. Same thing happened with the Federalists but that simply left the Democrats in full charge from 1816-1828-1830. The Democrats split over Jackson which is where the Whigs came in by 1832 and challenging Van Buren for the presidency by 1836, winning in 1840.
In a first past the post system, third parties rarely thrive unless one of the major parties implodes which gives the third party the needed candidates, experience and machinery to win.
Same in UK. The Liberals imploded over WWI with the Tories the major beneficiary. That lasted until Labour picked up the scraps left and pushed the Liberals into third party status (and irrelevancy) until just recently. Now the Tories imploded leading to Reform and Restore while the Labour party is imploding leading to Greens and Liberal Democrats.
Notwithstanding your GOP loyalism, their *own history* shows it can be done. You're not good at reading yourself, it seems.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Your post is misleading. The Whigs destroyed themselves by 1852 which left a vacuum. Same thing happened with the Federalists but that simply left the Democrats in full charge from 1816-1828-1830. The Democrats split over Jackson which is where the Whigs came in by 1832 and challenging Van Buren for the presidency by 1836, winning in 1840.
In a first past the post system, third parties rarely thrive unless one of the major parties implodes which gives the third party the needed candidates, experience and machinery to win.
Same in UK. The Liberals imploded over WWI with the Tories the major beneficiary. That lasted until Labour picked up the scraps left and pushed the Liberals into third party status (and irrelevancy) until just recently. Now the Tories imploded leading to Reform and Restore while the Labour party is imploding leading to Greens and Liberal Democrats.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)
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189 1854-1860. Six years from the foundation of the Party, to taking the White House.
Crack a book. You'll see it in there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (BI5O2)
One example from a rather extreme circumstance.
Read me harder. Much harder. The Populists in the 1890s. Perot’s party in the 1990s.
Crack a book. You'll see it in there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (BI5O2)
One example from a rather extreme circumstance.
Read me harder. Much harder. The Populists in the 1890s. Perot’s party in the 1990s.
Posted by: History at May 26, 2026 11:49 AM (T6aVk)
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There is no way Talarico will win in Texas. You can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (vhFJq)
The Donk commie cocksuckers are a lot like the British Army brass during WWI, obsessed with the idea of smashing the German lines at their strongest point. Point being to achieve not only a victory on the battlefield, but to also achieve a moral victory. Ridiculous, but that's what you get when you put donkeys in command of lions, to coin a phrase.
There is no way Talarico will win in Texas. You can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2026 11:34 AM (vhFJq)
The Donk commie cocksuckers are a lot like the British Army brass during WWI, obsessed with the idea of smashing the German lines at their strongest point. Point being to achieve not only a victory on the battlefield, but to also achieve a moral victory. Ridiculous, but that's what you get when you put donkeys in command of lions, to coin a phrase.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2026 11:49 AM (y9nCu)
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First in line to vote at my location today. Saw a purple haired 60+ woman working the polls. Was unsurprised that she was manning the Democrat side.
Paxton reminds me of Tom Delay, who had to resign because of the “serious allegations” against him. Two years later, the investigation is dropped. Oops. Nevermind. But the damage is done.
The most common complaint I hear against Paxton is “but the investigation and impeachment”. I point to the outcome and say, so what.
It comes down to which side is more motivated. The folks who are pro Cornyn or the folks who are anyone but that GOPe squish. The fact that Paxton is actually good is a nice bonus.
Paxton reminds me of Tom Delay, who had to resign because of the “serious allegations” against him. Two years later, the investigation is dropped. Oops. Nevermind. But the damage is done.
The most common complaint I hear against Paxton is “but the investigation and impeachment”. I point to the outcome and say, so what.
It comes down to which side is more motivated. The folks who are pro Cornyn or the folks who are anyone but that GOPe squish. The fact that Paxton is actually good is a nice bonus.
Posted by: Theyjustwriteitoff at May 26, 2026 11:49 AM (sUTO1)
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>The GOPe still hasn't figured out that after Trump there is no returning to the good old days of the uniparty.
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I think they are just trying to outlast him. Once Trump's out of office, they can turn the music back on and tap the next keg.
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I think they are just trying to outlast him. Once Trump's out of office, they can turn the music back on and tap the next keg.
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:50 AM (ZxPkt)
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What votes or legislation did Cornyn do that people here hate him so much?
Posted by: polynikes
Let us assume that Cornyn's every vote has been picture perfect. Still, he wasn't able to persuade his good friends to bring the SAVE Act to a vote, despite the fact that Paxton said he'd drop out if it were passed.
But, putting everything else aside, he's been in the Senate for 24 years. It's time to go.
Posted by: polynikes
Let us assume that Cornyn's every vote has been picture perfect. Still, he wasn't able to persuade his good friends to bring the SAVE Act to a vote, despite the fact that Paxton said he'd drop out if it were passed.
But, putting everything else aside, he's been in the Senate for 24 years. It's time to go.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 26, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)
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196 In 2033 Cornyn will be 81, as of Groundhog Day that year.
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Whippersnapper.
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Whippersnapper.
Posted by: Strom Thurmond at May 26, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)
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Yeah. This. They believe that they can outlast him, that he is an anomaly instead of a representation of popular sentiment. Get rid of him, and it is back to business as usual
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Every senator thinks he should be President.
It really is amazing how fossils like Thune think his few hundred thousand votes back home is more valuable and predictive of the national mood than the 80 million votes that Trump received.
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Every senator thinks he should be President.
It really is amazing how fossils like Thune think his few hundred thousand votes back home is more valuable and predictive of the national mood than the 80 million votes that Trump received.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (73/SM)
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185 Democrats haven't won a statewide race since the 80s.
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Technically.
But W beat Ann Richards in 1994.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (73/SM)
Dan Morales won in 1994 as did Bob Bullock.
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Technically.
But W beat Ann Richards in 1994.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:43 AM (73/SM)
Dan Morales won in 1994 as did Bob Bullock.
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Good news, everyone!
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)
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159 Third parties are doomed to fail and you’d know that if you read me.
Posted by: History at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (T6aVk)
Sure, but it would still be satisfying for DJT to shove a six foot auger up their asses and let it drill.
Posted by: History at May 26, 2026 11:37 AM (T6aVk)
Sure, but it would still be satisfying for DJT to shove a six foot auger up their asses and let it drill.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (FpHTM)
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CBD, please give us a take on the South Carolina primary on June 9. Who's the best bet to take down Lindsey?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (w6EFb)
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Scottish boy goes viral for refusing to bow to Allah during Scout trip to Islamic mosque
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Somebody introduce Scottish boy to Scottish girl:
https://tinyurl.com/2p7v8juf
And go long on blue face paint.
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Somebody introduce Scottish boy to Scottish girl:
https://tinyurl.com/2p7v8juf
And go long on blue face paint.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 11:52 AM (vTZFs)
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Good news, everyone!
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)
Nuke them.
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)
Nuke them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 26, 2026 11:52 AM (tjClK)
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Good news, everyone!
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)
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"If at first you don't succeed ... fail, fail again!"
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)
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"If at first you don't succeed ... fail, fail again!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (OLFlC)
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Paxton, warts and all. I cannot spare this man, he fights.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (wVcYX)
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It really is amazing how fossils like Thune think his few hundred thousand votes back home is more valuable and predictive of the national mood than the 80 million votes that Trump received.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (73/SM)
I really do think this is why the Mitch's Bitches are against the SAVE act. It might affect their primary control. We KNOW that is why Murk hates it. She has pulled out every dirty trick in the book to maintain her death grip on her seat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (73/SM)
I really do think this is why the Mitch's Bitches are against the SAVE act. It might affect their primary control. We KNOW that is why Murk hates it. She has pulled out every dirty trick in the book to maintain her death grip on her seat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (bss/y)
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"But we didn't get elected just to push these issues! The media will hate us!"
Posted by: NR Pax at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (99eI0)
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Ok, now the desktop is doing the verification all the time at Insty.
Not a great plan, Glenn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It's a pain in the a$$.
Not a great plan, Glenn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It's a pain in the a$$.
Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (lJ0H4)
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213 Scottish boy goes viral for refusing to bow to Allah during Scout trip to Islamic mosque
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Somebody introduce Scottish boy to Scottish girl:
https://tinyurl.com/2p7v8juf
And go long on blue face paint.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 11:52 AM (vTZFs)
I'm surprised that they weren't all forced to take the Shahada.
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Somebody introduce Scottish boy to Scottish girl:
https://tinyurl.com/2p7v8juf
And go long on blue face paint.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 11:52 AM (vTZFs)
I'm surprised that they weren't all forced to take the Shahada.
Posted by: XTC at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (FpHTM)
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Pooooor George! He can't hep it. He wuz barn with a silvuh spoon in his mouth!
Posted by: Old Lady Richards
Foot, not spoon Old Lady Richards, you coked out hag.
Posted by: Old Lady Richards
Foot, not spoon Old Lady Richards, you coked out hag.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (l26NL)
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210 Good news, everyone!
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)
Again, not a vaccine then.
UK Scientists Rush to Use COVID Shot Technology to Develop an Ebola Vaccine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 26, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)
Again, not a vaccine then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 26, 2026 11:53 AM (bss/y)
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Spencer Pratt is pressure washing campaign signs into dirty LA sidewalks.
Well, if anything can get Bass to clean the rest of the sidewalks, that'd be it.
Well, if anything can get Bass to clean the rest of the sidewalks, that'd be it.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)
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Posted by: whig at May 26, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)
Two things, here:
1.) They didn't destroy themselves in 1852. That was the culmination. The Free Soilers and Know Nothings had been ravaging their flanks for a decade by the time the GOP just came out on top of the melee, because they could appeal to a broader voting base.
2.) The GOP is just as destroyed. They can't win elections without Trump at the top of ticket because their brand is RUINED.
Two things, here:
1.) They didn't destroy themselves in 1852. That was the culmination. The Free Soilers and Know Nothings had been ravaging their flanks for a decade by the time the GOP just came out on top of the melee, because they could appeal to a broader voting base.
2.) The GOP is just as destroyed. They can't win elections without Trump at the top of ticket because their brand is RUINED.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
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