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Surprise! The DNC's "Autopsy" Is a Sham, a Deliberately Incomplete Document Left Unfinished Because Democrats Don't Dare Tell the Truth About Their Collapse

You don't need an autopsy to know why the Democrats lost in 2024. No one does.

The Democrats know as well. The problem is, they are beholden to their extreme left wing, and they're beholden to the extreme left wing because the extreme left wing in the majority of the Democrat Party.

Democrats now know -- if they didn't before -- that transgender "science" is a propaganda lie spun up by WPATH, an organization funded by J.B. Pritzker's transgender brother "Jennifer" Pritzker. It was never true that "gender affirming surgery" reduces suicide -- and multiple studies now prove that beyond doubt. It was never true that "gender affirming" "medicine" improves mental health or well-being.

And on top that: The politics of it are horrible. It's a 20-80 issue.

But the Democrats cannot admit this because the 20% that is gonzo for gay and transgender extremism is the core of the activist class.

Likewise, the Democrats know that Obama's and then Biden's open border policy is absolutely toxic political poison. It's another 20-80 issue.

But the Democrats cannot admit this because the 20% that supports the Great Replacement is the core of the most partisan Democrat voters.

And they know they foisted a brain-damaged demented fool and corrupt grafter on the country in the form of Joe Biden. But they can't admit that because most of the Democrat Party -- and the media -- is in legal jeopardy should the entirety of their massive conspiracy be revealed.

So the "autopsy" is a sham. They never bothered to complete it and left most the issues that actually caused the loss entirely unmentioned.

Not underplayed. Not under-analyzed.

Unmentioned entirely.

The only fake conclusion the sham "autopsy" is certain of...?

Democrats and their media allies didn't go negative enough on the man they claimed was Hitler on a mission to destroy America and resurrect the Third Reich.

Trump got off so easy you guys!

Live Updates: Democrats' Draft Report on 2024 Loss Reopens Political Wounds Ahead of Midterms

An incomplete examination of what went wrong for the Biden and Harris campaigns in 2024 was released after it had become an embarrassment for the Democratic National Committee.

The Democratic National Committee on Thursday released a draft of an autopsy of what went wrong in the 2024 presidential campaign, highlighting a series of failures and placing blame for Kamala Harris's defeat partly on former President Joseph R. Biden Jr.'s political operation.

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The draft report, which is disorganized and leaves empty entire sections, blames both the Biden and Harris campaigns for failing to successfully drive a negative view of Mr. Trump. But it otherwise offers only vague or limited conclusions about the party's failings.

Mr. Martin had tapped a longtime ally, Paul Rivera, to oversee the creation of the autopsy. But Mr. Rivera's final product was "wasn't ready for prime time. Not even close," Mr. Martin wrote on Thursday. Atop each of the document's 192 pages is a bright red disclaimer that the D.N.C. "was not provided with the underlying sourcing, interviews, or supporting data for many of the assertions contained herein." (Mr. Rivera declined to comment.)

There is not a single mention of Mr. Biden's age, a regular concern of voters and Democratic officials throughout his presidency, nor of Israel and Gaza, an issue that dogged Mr. Biden and Ms. Harris in 2024 and has since fractured the party.

Still, it does include a number of revelations, including the conclusions of pollsters who found that a Trump ad attacking Ms. Harris for expressing support for taxpayer-funded surgery for transgender inmates had been highly effective.

So one single sub-issue regarding transgender extremism was mentioned. One specific issue about forcing taxpayers to pay for "transitions" of fucking criminals.

Limited conclusions: The draft report's findings were limited, often veering into political clichés and hard-to-follow explanations.

From 2020 to 2024, I documented Kamala Harris complaining a thousand times -- and leaking her complaint to the media anonymously -- that Biden had "failed to position her for success." This began, if I remember right, when he made her the Border Czar. He had failed to position her for success by giving her a tough assignment and not an easy one like making her the Black Women are Awesome Czar.

When she constantly embarrassed herself by being entirely unprepared at briefings and press appearances, she then blamed her staff for not adequately preparing her. Her staff, she complained to her media allies -- again as an anonymous source familiar with the Vice President's thoughts -- failed to position Kamala Harris for success.

Obviously she then complained throughout the campaign that Biden had Failed to Position Her for Success when he anointed her the new candidate.

I say all this because what key finding do you think made it into the sham autopsy?

But it argues that Mr. Biden's team failed to position Ms. Harris for success in the race after it became clear she would be the party's nominee and relied too heavily on an assumption that voters would reject Mr. Trump without making a sufficiently strong case for the vice president.

Biden called Trump Hitler in a nationally televised address, ranting while bathed in blood-red light.

Was that too subtle for the alcoholic and barren Coconut Kamala?

Again, we see that the sham autopsy refuses to find fault with Kamala Harris, too. She didn't lose. She just wasn't positioned for success by White Men.

This is her narrative, one that she's pissed into the media for four years.

And then it babbles about -- get this -- messaging.

Failed strategy: The Harris campaign's inability to diminish Mr. Trump's standing with voters was a "major failure," the report said. It suggested the Harris campaign should have been able to "remind voters of his incompetence," and found that a Trump campaign ad showing Ms. Harris expressing support for taxpayer-funded transition surgeries for transgender inmates had been particularly effective.

Midterm worries: Findings from the most recent New York Times/Siena poll underscore the concerns raised in the report that Democrats did not effectively make their case against Mr. Trump in 2024. Nearly 60 percent of Democratic supporters in the Times/Siena poll said they were not satisfied with how much the party was fighting back against Mr. Trump.

"This report is so stupid," say Democrats.

Democrats "have proven incapable of projecting strength, unity, and leadership, and voters have drifted away," Democratic strategist Paul Rivera, who authored the report but is not mentioned in the published version, writes. The autopsy was first released by CNN and shortly after published by the DNC.

The incomplete report doesn't mention a number of key issues that continue to dog the Democratic Party, including the issue of the war in Gaza. In 192 pages, it sparsely touches on former President Joe Biden's decision to drop out.

It also appears to lack any formal conclusions about what went wrong.

Both the report and the process drew immediate, scathing criticism from prominent Democrats.

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"It feels like what the DNC is doing is cherry-picking the parts of it that it wants to actually release, that [are] less problematic for the party going forward, because most of the stuff that we're reading right now is ... not groundbreaking."


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"The report's so stupid, it's hard to make sense why something's in there and why it's not," another senior Democratic operative close to the process who was granted anonymity to speak candidly told POLITICO in an interview.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:06 PM




Comments

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1 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:05 PM (CWTWj)

2 hot tip: don't run an imbecile for president

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:06 PM (CWTWj)

3 It's the Democrats' lesson every time they lose:

We didn't demonize our opponent enough!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 21, 2026 03:06 PM (N1tpc)

4 do i hafta noodle?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:06 PM (CWTWj)

5 It has to be failing to let people know how bad their opponent is because for the Democrats, it can NEVER be the message.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 21, 2026 03:07 PM (N1tpc)

6 This report seems to align with Kamala's book 107 Days.

Almost like the DNC is on her side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:07 PM (46HP8)

7 i seen me duty an i noodled ag ag ag ag ag

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:07 PM (CWTWj)

8 We've always been at war with Fly Over Country.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 21, 2026 03:07 PM (GwzjJ)

9 The Blade comes back from Hawaii and … he already nails another FIRST!

Or not!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

10 Democrats and their media allies didn't go negative enough on the man they claimed was Hitler on a mission to destroy America and resurrect the Third Reich.

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Who is going to rape all the women.

But they'll be real mean about Vance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:08 PM (46HP8)

11 Everything about the Ds is a sham...

Posted by: Ann at May 21, 2026 03:09 PM (SHHm+)

12 The stuff that was leaked and then put out by the Dems was apparently all they did. The half assed the entire thing. Delusional at best, willfully ignorant at worst.
The will never admit that Kamala is a blithering idiot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2026 03:09 PM (gu0hJ)

13 I nooded.

And I was willowed...

298 3pm

CBC- Alberta cabinet shuffle
CNN - gas prices soaring - no mention of saving Gaia
FoxNews - MN fraud
MS Now - some 'Republicans' object to taxpayer fund - no mention of weaponized IRS - shouldn't they be gone now?



The Democrats keep going for the fringe crap like transgenderism.

They need to be more mainstream.
Bestiality and necrophilia.
There's your winning issues.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 21, 2026 03:10 PM (Sco7b)

14
White Savior fails Black Empowered Female. Again.

These people think they're living in Wakanda.

Posted by: Auspex at May 21, 2026 03:10 PM (Y8DZL)

15 The report's so stupid, it's hard to make sense why something's in there and why it's not,"
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Typical Demoncrat work product.

Posted by: Stupid is totally on brand. at May 21, 2026 03:10 PM (anL5R)

16 No matter what the media says you don't need to be Einstein to know Democrats are not in great shape heading into the fall.

The fresh new face they just had put on the cover of Time magazine is an actual Nazi from Maine. Bonus, he might even be legitimately nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:10 PM (viF8m)

17 The Blade comes back from Hawaii and … he already nails another FIRST!

Or not!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Were you there racing?

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

18 MS Now - some 'Republicans' object to taxpayer fund - no mention of weaponized IRS - shouldn't they be gone now?

yeah that mofo Brian Fitzpatrick - he's so left I can't even call him a RINO!

he SUCKS

he's going OFF on the fund. asshat.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:11 PM (j+aD2)

19 Fitzpatrick is from SE PA

he is the worst. total weasel.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:11 PM (j+aD2)

20 Perhaps, just perhaps, our midterm salvation will be the hubris of the Democrats. Maybe throw in their pigheadedness also.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:11 PM (Gqar8)

21 Who needs to do a report when you can run a trillion dollar scamming operation all across the country? The money from the rubes is there for the takin’!

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 21, 2026 03:12 PM (S9oZy)

22 should you really say 'sham autopsy' and 'biden' in the same place?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:12 PM (CWTWj)

23 Lol...

"I documented Kamala Harris complaining a thousand times -- and leaking her complaint to the media anonymously -- that Biden had "failed to position her for success.""


Over the arm of the couch, leg on a chair, face in the cushions.

Sober up and position yourself bitch.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 21, 2026 03:12 PM (Sco7b)

24 Everything about the Ds is a sham...
Posted by: Ann at May 21, 2026 03:09 PM (SHHm+)

Democrats really need to take a Sham-Wow to their policies, positions, and politicians. Perhaps they also need a musical intervention by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2026 03:12 PM (qx7Zg)

25 What I got from my own discussions with LIVs and low propensity voters is that they saw Biden's policies as negatively impacting them (most notably Bidenflation) and wanted a change. And that Kamala was an idiot.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

26 Wildly insane obsessions about mutilating childrens' genitals aren't popular? Wut?

Posted by: Rich Demoncrat at May 21, 2026 03:12 PM (anL5R)

27 I mean, chasing that 20-80 Chicken around for sexual relations is not too bright.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar8)

28 Yup. Growing up, the area was 99% white. School district 281 approaching minority majority. Times have changed and I'm sure she got the same % in the other areas of her district.

Posted by: beckster at May 21, 2026 03:03 PM (kX27y)

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Her district is still majority white.

It's the white progressives that keep voting her in no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:04 PM (46HP
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Technically true. Her district is 59% white. I'm skeptical that's really true, but let's assume it is. But the kicker is the remaining 40% is almost half foreign-born, the majority from Africa.

But regardless, I think this is a machine district. I think this district will be won by whoever the MN Dumocrap party wants to win it. If the party wants The Blade to win this district, he will. It won't matter that his platform will be "Throw these smelly mutant motherfuckers the hell out of my country ... except the hot ones!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

29 senior Democratic operative close to the process who was granted anonymity to speak candidly told POLITICO in an interview.

______________________________

Heh...it would appear that James Carville for once used discretion and remained anonymous. How do I know it was him?

Simple...when Carville talks he has a habit of making contractions out of nouns. Folksy was always his calling card:

"The report's so stupid, it's hard to make sense why something's in there and why it's not,"

Posted by: Orson at May 21, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

30 Kamala's position for success is on her knees ...

Posted by: Willie Brown at May 21, 2026 03:13 PM (Q6P2R)

31 The cake is a lie!
Wakanda is a lie!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2026 03:13 PM (ZVgZ4)

32 Hee hee, dems sham on themselves. Fine with me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)

33 it's not like anyone was expecting integrity or deep thought out of the DNC anyway

they're commies

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:14 PM (j+aD2)

34 oh, saw this earlier:

Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner is leading Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) in the race for her seat by 7 points, according to a new poll.

In the Pan Atlantic Research poll, 48 percent of likely voters said they back Platner in a hypothetical matchup, while 41 percent said they support Collins. Eleven percent were undecided.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:14 PM (CWTWj)

35 The Blade comes back from Hawaii and … he already nails another FIRST!

Or not!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Were you there racing?
Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
_______

No race this time. I took a girl to Hawaii for her birthday ... and her BFF.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

36 And Thune is with them. Dont forget.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

37 Remember the 2012 GOP autopsy that came to the conclusion that the GOP needed to embrace amnesty to win ever again?

And then the next election Donald Trump won the nomination and presidency by promising the opposite of that?

Methinks party autopsies are...bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (46HP8)

38 We'll talk about the They/Them ad, but not at all discuss that Vice President Mattress Back is subtarded.

- The DNC

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (Kdi1r)

39 > But it argues that Mr. Biden's team failed to position Ms. Harris for success in the race after it became clear she would be the party's nominee and relied too heavily on an assumption that voters would reject Mr. Trump without making a sufficiently strong case for the vice president.
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*biden's staff was assumed to be of help. No, they did not help Kamala. The staff thought they'd swing into another 4 year gig with *biden at the helm* Instead they found out they'd be out of a job come Kamala's installation as President, or if Trump won.

There was no way *biden's staff was going to lift a finger to help the incompetent Harris staff prep for the election.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (jehhT)

40
This content is so fun I have to stop here:

>>it does include a number of revelations, including the conclusions of pollsters who found that a Trump ad attacking Ms. Harris for expressing support for taxpayer-funded surgery for transgender inmates had been highly effective.

LOLOL you just know what comes next: "It's our MESSAGING that doomed us. How can we keep our illegal alien tranny prisoners and improve our messaging?"

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (n7rxJ)

41 "and besides, its all your fault." Billy Jeff

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (YlWIZ)

42 This is all a distraction from the Epstein Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

43 40
This content is so fun I have to stop here:

>>it does include a number of revelations, including the conclusions of pollsters who found that a Trump ad attacking Ms. Harris for expressing support for taxpayer-funded surgery for transgender inmates had been highly effective.

LOLOL you just know what comes next: "It's our MESSAGING that doomed us. How can we keep our illegal alien tranny prisoners and improve our messaging?"

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (n7rxJ)

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Vance will be able to reuse the footage of Kamala saying that as well, because Kamala won't walk it back even in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (46HP8)

44 I took a girl to Hawaii for her birthday ... and her BFF.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

So you go lucky with a girl AND her BFF???


Man, you are a player.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

45 Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner is leading Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) in the race for her seat by 7 points, according to a new poll.

In the Pan Atlantic Research poll, 48 percent of likely voters said they back Platner in a hypothetical matchup, while 41 percent said they support Collins. Eleven percent were undecided.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:14 PM (CWTWj)

Just to point out - Collins NEVER led in polling last election. And won by like 10.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (Kdi1r)

46 >>Perhaps, just perhaps, our midterm salvation will be the hubris of the Democrats. Maybe throw in their pigheadedness also.

I've been saying it for months. Look at the cash on hand discrepancy between the RNC and DNC.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)

47 I'm looking forward to the day when we can do autopsies on the Clintons.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (D1E+2)

48 I just assumed they'd boil it down to: We should've reached out to more dumb hicks, and Kamala lost because -- although she was perfect in every way -- the electorate isn't ready to accept a strong black woman as president.

Posted by: red speck at May 21, 2026 03:17 PM (Ve/HL)

49 >>>that Biden had "failed to position her for success." This began, if I remember right, when he made her the Border Czar.

One could even say that he positioned her for failure, given that it was her job to sell that turd of a policy to the public. As awful as Kamala was, nobody could have been a success as the Border Czar. Biden stuck it to Harris when he hung that Czarship around her neck.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 21, 2026 03:17 PM (8mulE)

50 45 Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner is leading Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) in the race for her seat by 7 points, according to a new poll.

In the Pan Atlantic Research poll, 48 percent of likely voters said they back Platner in a hypothetical matchup, while 41 percent said they support Collins. Eleven percent were undecided.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:14 PM (CWTWj)

Just to point out - Collins NEVER led in polling last election. And won by like 10.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (Kdi1r)

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This is true.

Polling is generally kind of bad.

Polling in Maine seems to be particularly bad.

Collins is going to walk to the win again. She's just waiting for Platner's nomination to be official, and then the real hard hitting stuff comes out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:17 PM (46HP8)

51 Bonus, he might even be legitimately nuts.
==
There is some doubt? Really?

Reflexively masturbating in a port a potty is not within two standard deviations of normal. Nor is bragging about it on twitter. Nor is laughing about videos of an american solider being shot and saying he deserved it. Nope. That is a psychopath. Never turn your back on him, and never, ever show fear.

Posted by: Not an FBI profiler but at May 21, 2026 03:17 PM (anL5R)

52 46 >>Perhaps, just perhaps, our midterm salvation will be the hubris of the Democrats. Maybe throw in their pigheadedness also.

I've been saying it for months. Look at the cash on hand discrepancy between the RNC and DNC.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)

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This is what Hillary thought in 2016, by the way.

Money doesn't buy elections. It's a bad measure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:18 PM (46HP8)

53 Their 2024 Vote Fraud needs a autopsy

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2026 03:18 PM (Ia/+0)

54 >>>One could even say that he positioned her for failure, given that it was her job to sell that turd of a policy to the public. As awful as Kamala was, nobody could have been a success as the Border Czar. Biden stuck it to Harris when he hung that Czarship around her neck.

agreed

but she went on to leak this excuse to the media 50 times after that

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2026 03:18 PM (1wjle)

55 Kamala likely sealed her loss when she said she wouldn't do anything different from Biden.

If she had just given the normal sort of Dem non-speak and claimed she'd make things better by changing Biden's policies where they weren't working she would have had a better chance.

But 100% real inflation over 4 years under the Junta? People weren't going to vote for that

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

56 Money doesn't buy elections. It's a bad measure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Tell me about it.
-- Mchael Huffington.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

57 I'm looking forward to the day when we can do autopsies on the Clintons.
==
Pretty sure the Borant Corporation is going to reclaim them.

Posted by: Carl at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (anL5R)

58 “We just have to get our message out”

Messaging. That’s been a main example of their go-to excuse for years now. Yell louder, and more often at those stupid fucking voters. In more recent years an emerging platform of “America You Suck. You Suck Too. Vote For Me” that really resonates

Posted by: Common Tater at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (THAHD)

59 >>Money doesn't buy elections. It's a bad measure.

It does sometimes, actually. But that's not the real point. It's a measure of people's enthusiasm and the Democrats are hovering somewhere around dog shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (viF8m)

60 53 Their 2024 Vote Fraud needs a autopsy

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2026 03:18 PM (Ia/+0)

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They underestimated how much they needed, and the RNC successfully sued that very night to stop the halt in counting to provide more ballots.

It's really that simple.

It happened in Philly. They tried to shut down at about 10. The RNC immediately filed a lawsuit and the judiciary sided with the RNC. Counting continued that night without a break, and Trump won the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (46HP8)

61 Left unsaid: Nobody WANTS Kamala to be President.

Except maybe Kamala.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (YoPN8)

62 Just to point out - Collins NEVER led in polling last election. And won by like 10.


yeah she's fine

this dude is a PSYCHO

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (j+aD2)

63 Sort of asking Willie Brown, how could anyone possibly set Kamala up for success?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (N39Ws)

64 Chris Matthews always says "we didn't get our message out."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (Cqx++)

65 Of course, Harris can't explain she was positioned for failure by Biden putting her in charge of the border, because then she would have to admit that the policy was horrible.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (8mulE)

66 The only position for success Kamala ever had was on her knees.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (YwEeS)

67
59 >>Money doesn't buy elections. It's a bad measure.

It does sometimes, actually. But that's not the real point. It's a measure of people's enthusiasm and the Democrats are hovering somewhere around dog shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (viF8m)

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Maybe, but find other measures, because there are so many examples of money raised and spent not equaling, you know, votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (46HP8)

68 34

I've long thought Collins was THE most vulnerable GOP Senate incumbent. We'll see if even Platner can save her.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (RCjYY)

69 Eggs in grocery store 2.56/dozen. Been there for a couple of months. Oh, egg prices no longer new hotness?

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (Gqar8)

70
61 Left unsaid: Nobody WANTS Kamala to be President.

Except maybe Kamala.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (YoPN

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Black Democrats fucking love her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (46HP8)

71
>>But it argues that Mr. Biden's team failed to position Ms. Harris for success in the race after --

AND THIS IS WHERE THE FUN STARTS --

>>it became clear she would be the party's nominee

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lol "it became clear"??? Tell us how that happened, O DNC. Tell us which eminences formed the star chamber that delivered Candidate Kamala. Tell us what the process was. No?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (n7rxJ)

72
But it argues that Mr. Biden's team failed to position Ms. Harris for success in the race after it became clear she would be the party's nominee


Just an observation -- it is extremely hard to position a falling down and incoherent drunk for success in the public arena. Unless that person is Foster Brooks (and he was acting that way, not living it, as was Red Kammie).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (Ebvx7)

73 This content is so fun I have to stop here:

>>it does include a number of revelations, including the conclusions of pollsters who found that a Trump ad attacking Ms. Harris for expressing support for taxpayer-funded surgery for transgender inmates had been highly effective.

LOLOL you just know what comes next: "It's our MESSAGING that doomed us. How can we keep our illegal alien tranny prisoners and improve our messaging?"
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (n7rxJ)

So far the answer seems to be tranny assassination attempts and school shootings.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)

74 Earlier I complained about the housing market being bought up and manipulated by BlackRock.
I was corrected and told that it was not BlackRock
that it was Blackstone.
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Who owns Blackstone?

Blackstone Inc. is primarily owned by institutional investors, with significant stakes held by The Vanguard Group (approximately 9.5%), BlackRock (around 4.7%), and State Street (about 4.3%). Stephen Schwarzman, one of the co-founders, remains the largest individual shareholder with roughly 19% of total equity.
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So, it's not just BlackRock it's the Big 3 institutional investors, in collusion, that are putting watermelons on big company boards of directors influencing DEI and other leftist activities by big corporate who are disrupting the natural home market.
I stand corrected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (OArx3)

75 62 Just to point out - Collins NEVER led in polling last election. And won by like 10.


yeah she's fine

this dude is a PSYCHO

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (j+aD2)

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I don't think any of the really bad stuff about Platner has come out.

And we already know about the SS tattoo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (46HP8)

76 This "Autopsy" is surely a sham, but it's also ... awesome. I love it.

The "Autopsy" shows that the Dumocraps have learned absolutely nothing from getting ass-raped in 2024. Nothing.

They will continue with the same policies and platforms that caused their ass-raping. They will not say to themselves, "Hey, we got ass-raped in 2024 because of x, y, and z. Maybe we should stop doing x, y, and z?"

This is awesome. I love it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

77 Projecting Messaging. Perception. Image.

100% smoke and mirrors, and not a word about substance or reality .

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (Hb+bW)

78 I used to think the fake polls were to keep lefties from offing themselves out of despair and keep em donating

but now I think it's to keep donor money flowing...

...from outside the US

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (j+aD2)

79 Biden bears no responsibility: he was a puppet.

Barry O. is the one who failed.

Posted by: free at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (f7D8P)

80 Methinks party autopsies are...bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (46HP

They are just there to let the parties do what they want and we're going to do anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

81 Chris Matthews always says "we didn't get our message out."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2026 03:19 PM (Cqx++)

This attitude always baffles me.

Their message is EVERYWHERE! It can't be avoided. That's why Republicans can accurately explain Democrat beliefs but Democrats have no fucking idea what Republicans believe.

Because the left never even hears the right's positions while the right is inundated with the left's.

They heard your message, Chris. They just hated it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Kdi1r)

82 68 34

I've long thought Collins was THE most vulnerable GOP Senate incumbent. We'll see if even Platner can save her.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (RCjYY)

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Collins sits on a throne of skulls, and it's not because she's weak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (46HP8)

83 Confusion to our enemies!
As long as the Democrats continue to lie to themselves about why they are loosing, the longer they can go on losing.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

84
Black Democrats fucking love her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


Black women, certainly. Is she still repellent to black men?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Ebvx7)

85 Got willowed, Philadelphia will have a new Marxists Congressman, Chis Radd

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Ia/+0)

86
Black Democrats fucking love her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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*guffaw*

Posted by: Carl at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (anL5R)

87 80 Methinks party autopsies are...bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM (46HP

They are just there to let the parties do what they want and we're going to do anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

======

Kind of like elections in general.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (46HP8)

88 Eggs in grocery store 2.56/dozen. Been there for a couple of months. Oh, egg prices no longer new hotness?
Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:20 PM (Gqar

yeah I saw 18 eggs for less than 4 dollars ... in California.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)

89 The fact that she didn't get any state electoral delegate votes may have contributed, don'tchaknow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (n5tGW)

90 As long as the Democrats continue to lie to themselves about why they are loosing, the longer they can go on losing.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


The hell you say.

Posted by: some midsized Corsican brigadier at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (gKWVE)

91 I don't think any of the really bad stuff about Platner has come out.

And we already know about the SS tattoo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (46HP

And the cheering of the Americans being WIA.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (Kdi1r)

92 The Democrats may be insane but Republicans are also faggot fucks. Democrats mainly lost because Trump beat them like rented mules. Getting shot probably didn't hurt (God that sounds wrong).

We cannot lose sight of this fact. Trump took basic issues and hammered Democrats on them until they bled. It is not the mere Existence of the issues that got them. It was Trump's willingness to expose them and then promise to fight them. He did not go mealy on them to prove he wasn't racist or to get nicer questions.

And no, Democrats of course cannot admit Trump beat them either, though there's a chance you will hear a lot about how great Trump was at "politics" come next election, when they laugh at how we have no more Trump to help us win.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (UULd1)

93 >>Maybe, but find other measures, because there are so many examples of money raised and spent not equaling, you know, votes.

Of course. And just as many if not more where money becomes a deciding factor. That's what made Pelosi and McConnell so powerful, the ability to dispense huge amounts of funding to candidates who played the game.

That's why Murkowski got big bucks from Mitch and Kari Lake got nada.

You know what else matters? Not having Jim Clyburn in office for the next Democrat presidential primary.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (viF8m)

94 Black Democrats fucking love her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Black women, certainly. Is she still repellent to black men?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Ebvx7)

They are increasingly MAGA now.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)

95 84
Black Democrats fucking love her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Black women, certainly. Is she still repellent to black men?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Ebvx7)

You may have two words reversed there, champ.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (Gqar8)

96 84
Black Democrats fucking love her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Black women, certainly. Is she still repellent to black men?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Ebvx7)

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She won like 67% of the black male vote.

Older black Democrats are primarily partisans and will vote blue no matter who.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (46HP8)

97 This is like the French doing an after action report, post WW2, and concluding that the only thing they did wrong was to not make the Maginot Line strong enough.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (rGqqI)

98 Reflexively masturbating in a port a potty is not within two standard deviations of normal. Nor is bragging about it on twitter. Nor is laughing about videos of an american solider being shot and saying he deserved it. Nope. That is a psychopath. Never turn your back on him, and never, ever show fear.

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Psychopath, Democrat, tomayto, tomahto.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (ndZc7)

99 Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner is leading Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) in the race for her seat by 7 points, according to a new poll.

In the Pan Atlantic Research poll, 48 percent of likely voters said they back Platner in a hypothetical matchup, while 41 percent said they support Collins. Eleven percent were undecided.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:14 PM (CWTWj)

I wonder if the people responding to the poll thought it was which candidate they'd rather see on a stripper poll.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (qx7Zg)

100 Remember the 2012 GOP autopsy that came to the conclusion that the GOP needed to embrace amnesty to win ever again?

And then the next election Donald Trump won the nomination and presidency by promising the opposite of that?

Methinks party autopsies are...bullshit.


It's not a surprise. The autopsy is done by the same people who screwed the pooch with the last campaign. They're not likely to suggest that the best way to recover is to fire themselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (Riz8t)

101
Democrats: Crazily Stupid
Republicans: Fecklessly Stupid

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (wtvvX)

102 85 Got willowed, Philadelphia will have a new Marxists Congressman, Chis Radd


yeah this is actually good news

the nut jobs in philly elected this pinko and Shapiro tried mightily to stop them. oops! he failed.

so he has no pull, no juice, and the city is full of idiots (not news).

this will hurt him as a national candidate and hurts him in the rest of the state and with the legislature.

just another example of how states need to step in and get the big cities' minds right. or just cut them off, let them sink or swim.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (j+aD2)

103 And we already know about the SS tattoo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (46HP

And portapotty jerking.

And today I saw a quote from him about Thai prostitues and cheating on his wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

104 93 You know what else matters? Not having Jim Clyburn in office for the next Democrat presidential primary.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (viF8m)

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Reminder:

Joe Biden won every poll of South Carolina but 1 for a year before Clyburn opened his stupid mouth. That's a pattern I can get behind.

Clyburn jumped on the train. He didn't make anything happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (46HP8)

105 I took a girl to Hawaii for her birthday ... and her BFF.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

So you go lucky with a girl AND her BFF???


Man, you are a player.
Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ)
_____________

[Blowing on knuckles]

Hawaii was great. Odd state, though. There are no Hawaiians there. They are a tiny minority on their own island. The majority demo is ... Japanese. Yes, Japanese. Many signs are in English and Japanese. That's how many Japanese residents and tourists there are there.

Hawaii has basically been colonized by the Japanese. The irony.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

106 I stand corrected.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 21, 2026 03:21 PM (OArx3)

Look even deeper and it's BOA. Almost all BOA.

Posted by: Reforger at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (594J6)

107 We now know why Kamala wanted this released.

Strong woman fights for release (leadership)

It says nothing about her faults.

She's running g in 2028. "Give me the support " mantra and I will defeat Van e.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (FxH7T)

108 Collins always polls poorly. And always wins. Surprisingly.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)

109 But wait! It's over for Trump because he's sunk to a new low with the GOP says...a new Fox poll!

Suprise! And here everyone thought Trump was just going around killing off the GOPe in the primaries due to his popularity - not so - it's all a sham says The Independent!

Because, you know, Fox Polls say so...

Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (V7158)

110 maybe even senile biden understood that there was no way to position kamala for success

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (CWTWj)

111 Gotta give Kamala credit for wanting to walk into a meat-grinder. She's had some experience with this.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (D1E+2)

112 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Kdi1r)

It's a lie. The point of the lie is to convince everyone of completely ludicrous bs - that Democrats have some kind of good "message".

Their message is fucking TERRIBLE.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (UULd1)

113 just another example of how states need to step in and get the big cities' minds right.

If they don't, will they spend a night in the box?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)

114 I just assumed they'd boil it down to: We should've reached out to more dumb hicks, and Kamala lost because -- although she was perfect in every way -- the electorate isn't ready to accept a strong black woman as president.
Posted by: red speck at May 21, 2026 03:17 PM (Ve/HL)
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REMEMBER:

With the Left, their ideas and policies are NEVER, EVER wrong!

But they are so terrible at messaging, they can't seem to figure out how to sell them to an incredulous public....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (gnNyN)

115 99 I wonder if the people responding to the poll thought it was which candidate they'd rather see on a stripper poll.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (qx7Zg)

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You know who really loves to answer pollster's calls in Spring?

Progressives.

Spring and summer of an election year is particularly bad for response bias, and almost no pollster tries to correct for it.

This is one reason the polls "tighten" in autumn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (46HP8)

116 Kind of like elections in general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (46HP

We're both drinking a bit too much black kool-aid. Probably.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

117 Harris is still one of their top choices for the next election too, LOL

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (n5tGW)

118 Hawaii was undewhelming in my experience. An odd artificial vibe with the people. Could not find “ Hawaii” if that makes sense.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (Gqar8)

119 The Democrat "message" was delivered loud and clear by Thomas Crooks.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (UULd1)

120 I don't think any of the really bad stuff about Platner has come out.
==
if laughing at the video of an american solider getting shot four times and saying "he deserved it" or admitting to serial masturbation in a porta potty isn't really bad... I shudder to think what really bad is.

I mean, what if he said women will let you grab them by their pussies if you have enough money? Yikes - that would be truly disqualifying.

Posted by: sarcasm volley at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (anL5R)

121 It's what we already knew. Informed, educated people vote (D). Uneducated and/or uninformed people vote (R) because they fall prey to misinformation.

"Plus the media is heavily biased toward forgiving Republican crimes, while attacking Dems." Which is exactly what we saw with reporting on this autopsy. Meanwhile, Trump is giving himself immunity, pivoting the economy to fascist corporatism, and covering up a cabal of child rapists.

I agree with you the GOP has full control of the media, but holy shit, the DNP couldn't have flubbed this report any worse. They are so tone def, that it makes ne suspiscuous it's on purpose. I really think half the DNC are just GOP parading as Dems.

The report is completely right about field organization - door knocking and genuine, qualitative local engagement matter way more than raw data and slick digital ads. The DNC needs to stop treating elections like a corporate marketing campaign.

"Dems are for They/Them, Republicans are for YOU." There you go, that's the tldr. I didn't say it's true, but it's the perception.

Which is hilarious because Dems are for everyone, while Republicans are for billionaires.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (JCZqz)

122 Hawaii has basically been colonized by the Japanese. The irony.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

When I was there with my parents in the 70s they were everywhere, too. My folks said they'd take over the place without firing a shot.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

123
You may have two words reversed there, champ.
Posted by: tubal


Speak to me as though you were speaking to a young child and point out which two words "may" be reversed there, "champ".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (Ebvx7)

124 She won like 67% of the black male vote.

Older black Democrats are primarily partisans and will vote blue no matter who.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:23 PM (46HP

67 is catastrophically bad for the Democrats. They depend on getting *over* 90 percent for success.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

125
I'm going to enjoy my anthropological field trip to the lefty podcasters. Pod Save America (idiots Tommy Vietor, Jon Favreau, and some people I don't know) are glooming all over it right now.

The hit to lefty morale is glorious. Not only can Dems not perform data analysis, they can't even WORK. Leaving sections of this report empty? lolol what lazy, incompetent fucks. Have them running the country? My God.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (n7rxJ)

126 Hawaii was undewhelming in my experience. An odd artificial vibe with the people. Could not find “ Hawaii” if that makes sense.

Authentic Hawaii consists of people who bash you in the head with a club and then eat you. I'll pass.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

127 77 Projecting Messaging. Perception. Image.

100% smoke and mirrors, and not a word about substance or reality .
Posted by: LASue
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It has to be. They win by buying votes and cheating. Cutting out one of those avenues is disruptive cutting out both can be fatal. Having the 90% of American voters reject your communist fantasies is final.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (OArx3)

128 Remember the 2012 GOP autopsy that came to the conclusion that the GOP needed to embrace amnesty to win ever again?
———-

Those are “Republican Strategists” who come up with that shit. Democrats in Drag. Some sort of op.

That’s how you got Trump. It was gonna be Bush v. Clinton. Again, for like the 3rd or 4th time. If you can control the candidates of both parties, they care not who “wins”. They might have to dial things back a bit, but it’s no problem either way.

“….His kind must never be allowed to rise again” is what that refers to, I think. “Nothing without the Uniparty, Everything within the Uniparty.”

Posted by: Common Tater at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (THAHD)

129 116 Kind of like elections in general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:22 PM (46HP

We're both drinking a bit too much black kool-aid. Probably.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

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I think I'm reasonably optimistic about the GOP's chances for victory in the fall. You know...not predicting 1932 which about 50% of the online right seems to think is bound to happen because of gas prices or deportations or whatever.

But, really, I don't expect Congress to do anything productive and I'm not surprised when they don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (46HP8)

130 They always blame the messenger. They literally think that words can change reality.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (0MjtC)

131 108 Collins always polls poorly. And always wins. Surprisingly.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)

It's been a full 10 years now - since 2016 - that every poll done is fake and gay. and flat out stupid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (rGqqI)

132 Informed, educated people vote (D).

oh fuck this noise

masters degree went to an ivy and screw you you midwit

just so tired of these dumbasses sucking themselves off about how Smart They Iz

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)

133 117 Harris is still one of their top choices for the next election too, LOL

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (n5tGW)

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Except for a couple of outliers, she is THE top choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (46HP8)

134 Kamala lost because -- although she was perfect in every way -- the electorate isn't ready to accept a strong black woman as president.

Posted by: red speck at May 21, 2026 03:17 PM (Ve/HL)

Which means Democrats are sexists.

If every Democrat who voted for Biden voted for Harris, she'd have won.

So why didn't they vote for her? (Inserts goose meme)

WHY DIDN'T THEY VOTE FOR HER?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (Kdi1r)

135 Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM (D1E+2)

I am pretty sure Kamala believed that she was gonna waltz to the presidency by running against Nikki Haley.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (UULd1)

136 123
You may have two words reversed there, champ.
Posted by: tubal

Speak to me as though you were speaking to a young child and point out which two words "may" be reversed there, "champ".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (Ebvx7)

Not you, I was referring to the TJM comment you bumped. Sorry you took umbrage. My apologies.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (Gqar8)

137 Collins always polls poorly. And always wins. Surprisingly.
Posted by: JackStraw

She hasn't even sacrificed a chicken to Satan yet this cycle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:28 PM (ndZc7)

138
It's what we already knew. Informed, educated people vote (D). Uneducated and/or uninformed people vote (R) because they fall prey to misinformation.


And yet, for all your "knowing", where is it that you are today? We'll wait.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (Ebvx7)

139 120 I don't think any of the really bad stuff about Platner has come out.
==
if laughing at the video of an american solider getting shot four times and saying "he deserved it" or admitting to serial masturbation in a porta potty isn't really bad... I shudder to think what really bad is.

I mean, what if he said women will let you grab them by their pussies if you have enough money? Yikes - that would be truly disqualifying.

Posted by: sarcasm volley at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (anL5R)

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There was some operative being interviewed who said that he knew the stuff coming and it was so bad that Platner was going to have to leave the state.

Jerking in a port-o-potty or laughing at a video doesn't seem to be it.

And Collins is smart enough to hold back just enough until the nomination is official.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (46HP8)

140 Which is hilarious because Dems are for everyone, while Republicans are for billionaires.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (JCZqz)

Amazing they are going all in with the pedo-fighting crusade when the pedos are nearly all Dems. This is gonna crash on them as true information gets out.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

141 by the way, col bearclaw is running for senate in florida. dems think they can win the gov race, too

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (CWTWj)

142 Except for a couple of outliers, she is THE top choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ahead of Newsome?

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

143 Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner is leading Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) in the race for her seat by 7 points, according to a new poll.

Let's be honest. Collins may put the letter "R" after her name, but she is a democrat. She isn't a vote that we can count on. Let her fail. It gets her out of the Senate. We'll get the seat back when Platner fails.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (N39Ws)

144 There is not a single mention of Mr. Biden's age

His age was NOT the common concern. It was his obvious senility. That might have been related to his age, but age was NOT the actual concern.

Posted by: GWB at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (kU0PQ)

145 >>>Look even deeper and it's BOA. Almost all BOA.
Posted by: Reforger
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Not aware that BoA activity is having broad effect on housing market or putting watermelons on boards of directors.
What am I missing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (OArx3)

146 Collins always polls poorly. And always wins. Surprisingly.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM

Is that because of campaign voting fraud or because the people in Maine actually like her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (OYsYV)

147 142 Except for a couple of outliers, she is THE top choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ahead of Newsome?

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

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Newsom hasn't led a national poll since February.

He's faded badly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (46HP8)

148
Revolt against Ken Martin at Pod Save America. I wonder if Dems will be emboldened to go deeper and demand more answers -- like why didn't Merrick Garland release the Epstein Files? (Colbert asked Kamala this question and her answer was a "passage of time"-esque jumble.)

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (n7rxJ)

149 I can't tell you how much I enjoy seeing left froth and rage that this or that Democrat isn't going after Trump hard enough.

My fave is the Retardos of Reddit and the Doofuses of DU that scream at reporters for not telling Trump--to his face!!1!!--that he is a Hitler baby-raping, murderer, antichrist, world-destroying monster, etc., etc.

Like this time, this is the time, after 10,000 others saying the same thing 10,000 times, that the public will first hear such "truths" and finally, finally, agree with the Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (73/SM)

150 Let's be honest. Collins may put the letter "R" after her name, but she is a democrat. She isn't a vote that we can count on. Let her fail. It gets her out of the Senate. We'll get the seat back when Platner fails.

That's a nice thought, but probably wrong. Collins is as good as we're going to do in Maine.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

151 Hawaii was undewhelming in my experience. An odd artificial vibe with the people. Could not find “ Hawaii” if that makes sense.
Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:26 PM (Gqar
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Oh, for sure Hawaii is totally fake and marketing-driven with all the "aloha" culture. It's basically one giant Disney "Moana" theme park.

But ... it's beautiful, clean, friendly, and there's a lot of cool stuff to do. We went snorkeling with sharks. For real. We jumped off a boat with maybe two dozen sharks circling around it. Got some great pics.

Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

152 147

Newsom hasn't led a national poll since February.

He's faded badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (46HP

You think he would have enough appeal nationally to be viable?

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar8)

153 Holy smokes, how far left do you have to be to say the GOP has full control of the media? I don't think the chart goes that far.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (n5tGW)

154 150 Let's be honest. Collins may put the letter "R" after her name, but she is a democrat. She isn't a vote that we can count on. Let her fail. It gets her out of the Senate. We'll get the seat back when Platner fails.

That's a nice thought, but probably wrong. Collins is as good as we're going to do in Maine.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

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Collins always comes through for GOP leadership when they need her. Always.

They let her vote against them when her vote doesn't matter anymore.

She's 100x better than Murkowski.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:32 PM (46HP8)

155 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed,
--

Let's be honest, Susan Collins votes with Republicans more than a Democrat ever would.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 21, 2026 03:32 PM (OArx3)

156 Not for nothing, if the Dems wanna run the same playbook again, I am all for it. Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.

Posted by: Penfold at May 21, 2026 03:32 PM (Fbt5B)

157 by the way, col bearclaw is running for senate in florida. dems think they can win the gov race, too
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (CWTWj)

You mean I actually get to vote against him? Wow, my move to Florida just keeps on winning...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 21, 2026 03:32 PM (nbLIj)

158 OT but that was a good hockey game last night I thought

both teams are entertaining! I liked

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:32 PM (j+aD2)

159 152 You think he would have enough appeal nationally to be viable?

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar

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Weird looking balding guy from California who doesn't have a built in national base because he hasn't recently held national office?

It's amazing what being VP does to one's profile, especially in Democrat circles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:32 PM (46HP8)

160 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM

I'll bet what he's smoking costs $500 a gram!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:32 PM (ndZc7)

161 >>Newsom hasn't led a national poll since February.

>>He's faded badly.


He never really had anywhere to fade from...he has no legs on the National Stage. None.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (+2ib4)

162 re 128: and i said years ago that when the votes were all counted !jeb would have given a beautiful concession speech, just like rombney in 2012

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (CWTWj)

163 This is true.

Polling is generally kind of bad.

Polling in Maine seems to be particularly bad.

Collins is going to walk to the win again. She's just waiting for Platner's nomination to be official, and then the real hard hitting stuff comes out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:17 PM (46HP

______________________________

It was always like that. Most of the transplant Leftists all live along the coast. Inland Mainers are scattered all over the place in the textbook definition of rural. Letist coasters will answer their phones. Most inland rural Mainers won't bother if they have a cell phone to begin with. But, the rural Mainers never miss and election.


That's why the polls are unreliable in Maine.

Posted by: Orson at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (dIske)

164 If Hakeem pulled out a pistol and shit Trump, the left would be happy. And be surprised that we thought anything was wrong. These people are not sane. They are already in the Spanish Civil War- were just not caught up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

165 157 by the way, col bearclaw is running for senate in florida. dems think they can win the gov race, too

jeez how do they STILL have money to burn?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)

166 151

Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Heh. “ 100 Quick and Easy Recipes for Spam - and Poi”..

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (Gqar8)

167 Hawaii has basically been colonized by the Japanese. The irony.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

When I was there with my parents in the 70s they were everywhere, too. My folks said they'd take over the place without firing a shot.
Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)
______

Your parents were correct. The USS Arizona Memorial is packed with Japanese tourists. That was ... odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

168 Collins always polls poorly. And always wins. Surprisingly.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:25 PM

Is that because of campaign voting fraud or because the people in Maine actually like her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (OYsYV)

There is a certain trend to keep around an influential senator or house member. Even if you don't like them.

I assume she has her machine and so far has not been targeted by the GOP.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (8avO+)

169 Re: Kamala leading in some dem polls...

with the current Leftist crowd, Luigi Mangione would poll far above everyone else if they put him on the list.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (rGqqI)

170 157 by the way, col bearclaw is running for senate in florida. dems think they can win the gov race, too
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:29 PM (CWTWj)

========

They do not think they can win.

They will bilk stupid small dollar donors for a few hundred thousand dollars until it's obvious he will lose by 15 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (46HP8)

171 55 Kamala likely sealed her loss when she said she wouldn't do anything different from Biden.

If she had just given the normal sort of Dem non-speak and claimed she'd make things better by changing Biden's policies where they weren't working she would have had a better chance.

But 100% real inflation over 4 years under the Junta? People weren't going to vote for that

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)


It was impossible for her to say she'd do any single thing different than Biden had done. In order to say, "Yes, this and that," she would have had to think creatively in real-time. That was and is far beyond her mental capacity.

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (5rh/l)

172 Reminds of a recent Massachusetts report that said people were leaving the state because there is not enough housing and everything is too expensive. Proposed solution? *Rebranding*.

Posted by: 2 + 2 = Uranus at May 21, 2026 03:34 PM (qUkBO)

173 >>Let's be honest, Susan Collins votes with Republicans more than a Democrat ever would.


And, let's be honest about the Maine Republican.
He's a myth. Like the Yeti, or his North American brother the Sasquatch.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2026 03:34 PM (+2ib4)

174 161
He never really had anywhere to fade from...he has no legs on the National Stage. None.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (+2ib4)

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If he was the one not-Kamala, he'd have a chance.

But the electorate is too spread out in too many directions, and he can't consolidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:34 PM (46HP8)

175 What am I missing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 21, 2026 03:30 PM (OArx3)

I gotta get ready for work. Some other time.

Posted by: Reforger at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (594J6)

176 Collins may put the letter "R" after her name, but she is a democrat.

-
The "R" is for "rat bastard."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (ndZc7)

177 163
It was always like that. Most of the transplant Leftists all live along the coast. Inland Mainers are scattered all over the place in the textbook definition of rural. Letist coasters will answer their phones. Most inland rural Mainers won't bother if they have a cell phone to begin with. But, the rural Mainers never miss and election.


That's why the polls are unreliable in Maine.

Posted by: Orson at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (dIske)

======

Thank you.

This makes sense, and I choose to believe it as the reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (46HP8)

178 I'm from the City of Big Shoulders.... Now also sporting a set of Big Boobs!!!

Posted by: Jennifer Pritzker at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (1PzR6)

179
Newsom hasn't led a national poll since February.

He's faded badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


He'll take some more hits if the Governor and LA Mayor races go against the Dims. He's not partnered up with quiz show geniuses right now, nor are there hidden opportunities to find better teammates among the Dims.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (Ebvx7)

180 re 155: if the dems have a one vote majority in the house of reps next january it will take then about 12 hours to set up 28 committees to go after trump vance rubio hegseth and probably melania and ivanka

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (CWTWj)

181 or admitting to serial masturbation in a porta potty isn't really bad... I shudder to think what really bad is.

Anyone who has deployed to an austere environment is not going to be shocked by this statement. Soldiers screw each other in portapots and dumpsters, too.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

182 >>Newsom hasn't led a national poll since February.

>>He's faded badly.


He never really had anywhere to fade from...he has no legs on the National Stage. None.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (+2ib4)

Pretty much true of all CA politicians since Reagan. And he lost nationally on his first try too and started working on his Midwestern street cred.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

183 >>Is that because of campaign voting fraud or because the people in Maine actually like her?

Maine is a weird state. Some small urban pockets, wealth along the coast and a lot of rural areas. I don't think pollsters know how to poll the place.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (viF8m)

184 I'm pretty sure Platner has lost over 90%of the veterans in Maine with his comments. He might get the terlit hobo vote and the Somalis of course.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (gu0hJ)

185 I know one guy who lives in Maine and he's a Republican

good shot too

I think there are some out there

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (j+aD2)

186 Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Heh. “ 100 Quick and Easy Recipes for Spam - and Poi”..
Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (Gqar
_____

It's the cheaper good that's the better stuff. The high-end steak houses serve dogshit steak that is so comically bad it's like the cooks never saw a real steak. You would not believe this "prime rib" we were served ... for like $80. I wouldn't feed it to a dog.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

187 If we’d only polished that turd more it would be a diamond, we would have won.

If we’d only called Trump, Hitler more, you know other than the fact it became a staple on every MSM, and social media post, to the point people literally had it in their profile pictures, we would have won.

I hope they keep this up forever. That and having Temu Obama and Cheese on a Raw Hamburger Man as their spokespeople.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:36 PM (jlI90)

188 Anyone who has deployed to an austere environment is not going to be shocked by this statement. Soldiers screw each other in portapots and dumpsters, too.
---
No. He says he still does it here. He can't help it.

Posted by: sarcasm volley at May 21, 2026 03:36 PM (anL5R)

189 179
He'll take some more hits if the Governor and LA Mayor races go against the Dims. He's not partnered up with quiz show geniuses right now, nor are there hidden opportunities to find better teammates among the Dims.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:35 PM (Ebvx7)

======

He went to Europe and held up kneepads with Trump's signature on them.

Because he needed to embarrass himself just to get attention.

And his gerrymandering fight, which he accelerated after Texas, has led to Democrats outright losing the redistricting fight for the year.

I can't wait to see what he does next just to get a headline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:36 PM (46HP8)

190 Honestly, Collins has put out basically no ads against Platner. I get relentless ads (being in NH, natch) about Maine, and it's all how Platner is this son of the earth, healing redneck type and how Collins is HYPER MAGA (as if, good grief Dems).

Honestly, all they have to run on is how Platner is a fucking actual Nazi. If they have anything worse than that I'll be surprised, but like, Dems are clueless fucks and probably don't even know about his tattoo yet and are in for a world of hurt.

Posted by: Gaff at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (EqzMw)

191 If DU is any indication of who the Dems really are, they will believe whatever the dem overlords tell them to believe, even if it’s the exact opposite of what they were told to believe yesterday.

Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (OoFl2)

192 And, let's be honest about the Maine Republican.
He's a myth. Like the Yeti, or his North American brother the Sasquatch.
Posted by: garrett

Or the politician who can make communism work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

193 Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The seafood's good.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

194 They do not think they can win.

They will bilk stupid small dollar donors for a few hundred thousand dollars until it's obvious he will lose by 15 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (46HP

Small dollar donors from blue states, not Florida.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)

195 190 Honestly, Collins has put out basically no ads against Platner. I get relentless ads (being in NH, natch) about Maine, and it's all how Platner is this son of the earth, healing redneck type and how Collins is HYPER MAGA (as if, good grief Dems).

Honestly, all they have to run on is how Platner is a fucking actual Nazi. If they have anything worse than that I'll be surprised, but like, Dems are clueless fucks and probably don't even know about his tattoo yet and are in for a world of hurt.

Posted by: Gaff at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (EqzMw)

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He's not the actual nominee yet, just the presumptive one.

Wait until he's the actual nominee.

Tom Cotton waited until his nominee was actually chosen about a decade ago and then released an oppo dump so bad and so thorough that the guy straight up dropped out of the race. Cotton ran unopposed.

I bet Collins is going to try that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:38 PM (46HP8)

196 Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).
Posted by: Elric The Blade



Mmmmmmm. Spam.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (gKquL)

197 194
Small dollar donors from blue states, not Florida.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)

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Mostly California.

California has enough money to watch its backyard burn and then try to buy elections on the other side of the nation to make them more like California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (46HP8)

198 Tom Cotton waited until his nominee was actually chosen about a decade ago and then released an oppo dump so bad and so thorough that the guy straight up dropped out of the race. Cotton ran unopposed.

I bet Collins is going to try that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:38 PM (46HP

It's called "keeping one's powder dry".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (8zz6B)

199 He's a myth. Like the Yeti, or his North American brother the Sasquatch.
Posted by: garrett

Or the politician who can make communism work.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

Or a truly hot lesbian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

200 I’d vote for Susan Collins if she shows me her tits.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (jlI90)

201 188 Anyone who has deployed to an austere environment is not going to be shocked by this statement. Soldiers screw each other in portapots and dumpsters, too.
---
No. He says he still does it here. He can't help it.
Posted by: sarcasm volley

That reminds me...I wonder if Prince Harry still thinks of his mother when rubbing Elizabeth Arden cream on his frostbitten genitals?

Posted by: Military Moron at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (JCZqz)

202 It's what we already knew. Informed, educated people vote (D). Uneducated and/or uninformed people vote (R) because they fall prey to misinformation. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Now there's a winning message!
"You idiots should vote for us because we smert and know stuff!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2026 03:40 PM (diia5)

203 I’d vote for Susan Collins if she shows me her tits.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (jlI90)

*record needle scratch*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

204 Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The seafood's good.
Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
_____

The fish is very good. I had a marlin poke bowl that was great. The tuna was great too, although I don't like tuna so I'm relying on what the girls told me.

The squid was good too.

But the shrimp was crap and the oysters were mediocre at best and slimy gunk at worst.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

205 193 Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The seafood's good.
Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

It was. I guess my overall assessment of Maui was a pretty place outside of the towns, everything cost a lot and it had a hard to understand culture vibe. Not worth going back to.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (Gqar8)

206 So the guy has a urinal fetish? Nothing deeply weird about that, nosiree Bob...

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

207 Hawaii should be a territory not a state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (OArx3)

208 That reminds me...I wonder if Prince Harry still thinks of his mother when rubbing Elizabeth Arden cream on his frostbitten genitals?
Posted by: Military Moron at May 21, 2026 03:39 PM (JCZqz)

What's her face is frigid?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (8zz6B)

209 yeah, trump was elected. you know who else was elected? yes, let's go with that.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)

210 A lot of the blame falls on Elon buying Twitter. The Democrats could no longer control the narrative.

Posted by: CapeFear at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (0pfnO)

211 I’d vote for Susan Collins if she shows me her tits.
Posted by: Vengeance

She'll even shake them for you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (FD0Qp)

212 Hawaii is very expensive, though. And the food sucks (with certain exceptions).
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The seafood's good.
==
Well, going to Cleveland and expecting good sushi used to be a bad idea. We have some now. I would probably not order steak in Hawaii. I would be all over fresh caught fish.

Posted by: of course its all hypothetical since I'm too poor to go at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (anL5R)

213 Topsy? I just growed!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (Kt19C)

214 >> *record needle scratch*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 21, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

Collins has some kind of chronic physical shaking going on. So I’m counting on that to make any viewing more titillating.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (jlI90)

215 What's her face is frigid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (8zz6B)

Not on a yacht!

Posted by: Millionaires at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

216 The Maine Dem primary is 6/9. The nominee from 2024 , some guy named Costello is still in the race . If Platner continues to implode the Dems have a plan B, though he's already proven he's a loser

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (gu0hJ)

217 The fish is very good. I had a marlin poke bowl that was great. The tuna was great too, although I don't like tuna so I'm relying on what the girls told me.

The squid was good too.

But the shrimp was crap and the oysters were mediocre at best and slimy gunk at worst.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

And which ones are locally-caught, and which are shipped in (mostly) frozen, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (8zz6B)

218 Btw. Collins reminds me of Pee Wee Herman in a wig.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (jlI90)

219 i've been seeing a lot of 'visit hawaii' ads on yootoob lately

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (CWTWj)

220 Sounds like the "autopsy" concluded they lost because Trump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (Sroko)

221 It's what we already knew. Informed, educated people vote (D). Uneducated and/or uninformed people vote (R) because they fall prey to misinformation. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Now there's a winning message!
"You idiots should vote for us because we smert and know stuff!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2026 03:40 PM (diia5)

Another lefty trope. We are smart because we were in a community college for 8 years getting a Film Degree and college load debt! Elon Musk is an idiot because he made billions rather than go to college!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (8avO+)

222 Hawaii, aka Big Island is the best island. It’s the least touristy of them which makes it the best. I probably shouldn’t tell anyone that. 😀

Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (9Diqw)

223 would be all over fresh caught fish.

Like a dog humping a tuna!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (Kt19C)

224 So the dnc conducted a paid "autopsy" of the 2024 harris presidential campaign, fudged the results and then refused to release the report that they had been paid to write because they didn't tell the truth and they didn't want anyone to know that they were just screwing around and were never going to point out what actually happened even though everyone already knew why it had gone so wrong for harris.


Makes zero sense to me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (0N4FZ)

225 ‘Where my EBT cart!’
-dem vote champ

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2026 03:44 PM (XAqbL)

226 Hawaii, aka Big Island is the best island. It’s the least touristy of them which makes it the best. I probably shouldn’t tell anyone that. 😀
Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (9Diqw)

The eruptions are a little bit of a damper on that.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)

227 @211 I thing Collins tits shake because of a medical condition

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2026 03:44 PM (gu0hJ)

228 Now, Murkowski. I wouldn’t even want to see her tits. Somebody should put her on an ice flow and leave her.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:44 PM (jlI90)

229 A lot of the blame falls on Elon buying Twitter. The Democrats could no longer control the narrative.
==
Credit.

Trump + Elon + X = end of deep state

Reagan + Thatcher + JPII = fall of USSR

Posted by: Solve for X at May 21, 2026 03:44 PM (anL5R)

230 The way to work out their internal arguments - a locked room, kinda like the church in Kingsman.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (simzP)

231 So the dnc conducted a paid "autopsy" of the 2024 harris presidential campaign, fudged the results and then refused to release the report that they had been paid to write because they didn't tell the truth and they didn't want anyone to know that they were just screwing around and were never going to point out what actually happened even though everyone already knew why it had gone so wrong for harris.


Makes zero sense to me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 21, 2026 03:43 PM (0N4FZ)

you just don't understand their genius!!!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (8avO+)

232 Off topic I'm beginning to wonder if Trump has people in his administration purposely sabotaging him again. Get on with the war already DJT.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (n5tGW)

233 Had really good seafood in SC last month. And Low Country Cooking. I’d gain 20 pounds just living there.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar8)

234 215 What's her face is frigid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2026 03:41 PM (8zz6B)

Not on a yacht!
Posted by: Millionaires at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)


Cause of the implications! Amirite!

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (cSOsh)

235 Hawaii should be a territory not a state.
Posted by: Braenyard


We agree.

Posted by: CCP at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (diia5)

236 I'm surprised to hear about the crappiness of Hawaiian steak, what with that big ol' cattle ranch they have on the Big Island.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

237 Maine has RCV so someone could win by 10% on election night then lose once all the RCV shenanigans start up.

Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (9Diqw)

238 >>>There is not a single mention of Mr. Biden's age

His age was NOT the common concern. It was his obvious senility. That might have been related to his age, but age was NOT the actual concern.

Posted by: GWB

>I know two 90+ year old women that are sharper of mind than Cadaver Joe Biden. One was hit by a car in a crosswalk. The other is blind in one eye. They have it together more than Joe on his best day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (D1E+2)

239 The fish is very good. I had a marlin poke bowl that was great. The tuna was great too, although I don't like tuna so I'm relying on what the girls told me.

The squid was good too.

But the shrimp was crap and the oysters were mediocre at best and slimy gunk at worst.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

And which ones are locally-caught, and which are shipped in (mostly) frozen, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2026 03:42 PM (8zz6B)
_________

I doubt any of it is truly locally-caught. I'll bet it's all caught somewhere else, flash-frozen on the boat, and then flown in. I'm sure there are places where you can get truly fresh fish in Hawaii. But I'll bet the majority of fish is flown in from somewhere else.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

240 Re: transgder:

Ace, as far as I can tell, you never convered the release of "The Finnish Reprt,"a multi-decade study by the government of Finland released a few weeks ago which absolutely DESTROYED the entire transgender movement -- I mean, ENDED it fully and forever.

They track EVERY SINGLE TRaNSGENDER PERSON in the entire country for 15 years -- no dropouts, no extrapolating, no stat-fudging -- and found that "gender-affirming care" made thingds WORSE in almot eveyr case. Drugs, surgeries, affirmation -- all increased depression, suicide, misery, dissatisfaction, insanity. Conversely, NoT affirming the mania led to people "getting over it" rather quickly, less suicide, less depression, etc.

Tens of thousnads of people. Irrefutable.

Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2026 03:46 PM (Av6i5)

241 @211 I thing Collins tits shake because of a medical condition
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2026 03:44 PM (gu0hJ)

Gwt her a bra with a pair cocktail shakers strapped onto it, and she'd make somebody a wonderful wife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2026 03:46 PM (8zz6B)

242 Funny thing, salmon is a big deal on Maui. Huh. Must be some story behind that.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (Gqar8)

243
Sounds like the "autopsy" concluded they lost because Trump.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


That, and they couldn't resurrect their deepest deep fake ever and rassle up Slow Joe's 81 million votes for Red Kammie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (Ebvx7)

244 232 Off topic I'm beginning to wonder if Trump has people in his administration purposely sabotaging him again. Get on with the war already DJT.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (n5tGW)

======

Why?

Why not squeeze Iran for months by denying them their only major source of trade?

The combination of the Caspian Sea and railroads to Pakistan represent roughly 1% of the trading capacity from the Persian and Oman Gulfs. And the oil rich country has no refining capabilities.

They don't produce nearly enough food to feed themselves (nearly a quarter of their imports are food), and they're losing $450 million a day in lost trade.

We're dealing with Biden era gas prices.

Keep going, Trump. Squeeze more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (46HP8)

245 he has no legs on the National Stage. None.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2026 03:33 PM (+2ib4)

Stand up, Gavin!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (UULd1)

246 I just question how good this waiting-in-the-wings oppo on Platner is if the governor of Maine couldn't even beat him in the race.

Then again, she is a Dem, so.

Posted by: Gaff at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (EqzMw)

247 237 Maine has RCV so someone could win by 10% on election night then lose once all the RCV shenanigans start up.

Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (9Diqw)

=====

Maine has RCV in primaries only.

Do you look up anything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (46HP8)

248 [Blowing on knuckles]

Hawaii was great. Odd state, though. There are no Hawaiians there. They are a tiny minority on their own island. The majority demo is ... Japanese. Yes, Japanese. Many signs are in English and Japanese. That's how many Japanese residents and tourists there are there.

Hawaii has basically been colonized by the Japanese. The irony.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

It's not just the Japanese, it's pretty much Pan-Asian island.

Being that I love Asian food, it's paradise. It's an actual melting pot of Asian cultures with Hawaiian and American.

Too bad so many have jumped on the tribalism bandwagon lately.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (N1tpc)

249 Pretty sure the Capital Grille in Waikiki had the steaks shipped in. They were pretty decent as CG usually is.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:48 PM (jlI90)

250 Mike Duggan, the very successful Democrat mayor of Detroit, responsible for bringing Detroit out of bankruptcy (official today) and spurring a renaissance of rebuilding and restoration of Detroit as a center of innovation and commerce, has announced he is dropping out of the race for Michigan governor. Duggan ran as an independent for governor.

My sense is either there was some bombshell leak of corruption coming out in the next couple of days of Duggan's time in office or the Democrats approached him with an offer too good to pass up.

Many Republicans were considering Duggan based on the huge turnaround he brought to Detroit and his statements regarding sensible regulations on data centers( no, he's not a NO DATA CENTER lunatic) tax policies, and refiguring of state rules on green energy, including myself.,

Now I have to look at the Republicans, which is a hard one to decide. John James has been pretty much worthless in Congress, Perry Johnson is just weird, and Mike Cox. I'm probably leaning toward Cox.

Posted by: jen the original at May 21, 2026 03:48 PM (dBwtA)

251 Any Hawaii trip report that doesn't end with "and then we accidentally ran over the Dogeater" makes me sad.

Posted by: far cry at May 21, 2026 03:48 PM (pBJ6M)

252 doubt any of it is truly locally-caught. I'll bet it's all caught somewhere else, flash-frozen on the boat, and then flown in. I'm sure there are places where you can get truly fresh fish in Hawaii. But I'll bet the majority of fish is flown in from somewhere else.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

Everything on the menu of most restaurants is from China via Sysco trucks.

Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:48 PM (9Diqw)

253 Because I didn't like Biden era gas prices and I want terrorists and their funders to die.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:48 PM (n5tGW)

254 A lot of the blame falls on Elon buying Twitter. The Democrats could no longer control the narrative.
==
Credit.

Trump + Elon + X = end of deep state

Reagan + Thatcher + JPII = fall of USSR
Posted by: Solve for X at May 21, 2026 03:44 PM (anL5R)

Elon certainly helped but they were losing control of the media monopoly even before that, because they are crap at running things. Their stations fail, their movies tank and people find ways to get information around their crude bans. Back in the day the HS Russian club knew that Kennedy Half Dollars were in huge demand on their tours to the regular USSR citizen because he defied them in Cuba.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)

255 Any Hawaii trip report that doesn't end with "and then we accidentally ran over the Dogeater" makes me sad.
Posted by: far cry

Didn't he sell his Hawaiian place?

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

256 oh no Jen the original - that sucks!!!

the Ds always have something on their team members. he was probably looking at getting jailed for some petty nonsense if he continued his gubernatorial campaign.

gosh

that sucks

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 21, 2026 03:49 PM (j+aD2)

257 I doubt any of it is truly locally-caught. I'll bet it's all caught somewhere else, flash-frozen on the boat, and then flown in. I'm sure there are places where you can get truly fresh fish in Hawaii. But I'll bet the majority of fish is flown in from somewhere else.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

Most comes in from the Pacific Northwest, from talking with the locals.

Hawaii's waters are crystal clear.

That means there's no food other than the reefs themselves.

The whales literally don't eat for the entire time they come to Hawaii to calve. (Several months)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 21, 2026 03:50 PM (N1tpc)

258 What, no mention of the grassy knoll?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 21, 2026 03:50 PM (DsA2n)

259 At The Telegraph: "‘Eternal flame’ destroys 1,200-year-old Japanese temple"

Firefighters tragically undertrained in combating Eternal Fire.

Posted by: gp at May 21, 2026 03:50 PM (N8ZBc)

260 Didn't he sell his Hawaiian place?
Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)


Did he? Wasn't it a gift? What an asshole.

Posted by: far cry at May 21, 2026 03:50 PM (pBJ6M)

261
Over schooled is not the same as educated, but those who are over schooled are never taught that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:51 PM (Ebvx7)

262 I doubt any of it is truly locally-caught. I'll bet it's all caught somewhere else, flash-frozen on the boat, and then flown in. I'm sure there are places where you can get truly fresh fish in Hawaii. But I'll bet the majority of fish is flown in from somewhere else.
==
I have no idea what the fishing is like around there maybe not that good. I always got a kick about florida, because I have caught fish and boated straight to the wholesaler's dock and sold it. The gave me some back for personal consumption. Its on the restaurant's plate that night or in the market. Its a fun state. Wacky. Don't give a shit about the small stuff state.


Posted by: Not a florida man, yet at May 21, 2026 03:51 PM (anL5R)

263 Hawaii is 40% Asian, mainly Chinese and Japanese, 20% white, 10% Hawaiian, 30% everything else.

It’s a goofy state demographically.

Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:51 PM (9Diqw)

264 Simpler, the reason the Dems lost in 2024 is because there were too many people watching to see if they would cheat at the level they did in 2020.

That Kamala got like 10 million LESS votes than Biden? Yet Trump only got like 4 million more votes?

That is like 14% of Dem voters suddenly either didn't vote, or changed their minds? uh... no... Human nature, ESPECIALLY on the LEFT, does not change their stance that rapidly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2026 03:52 PM (mP0Kj)

265 Pretty sure the Capital Grille in Waikiki had the steaks shipped in. They were pretty decent as CG usually is.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:48 PM (jlI90)
_____

I walked past that CG several times but didn't eat there. I find that, in general, CG is good but overpriced for what you get. The CH menu in Waikiki is in English and ... Japanese.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

266 Why?

Why not squeeze Iran for months by denying them their only major source of trade?

The combination of the Caspian Sea and railroads to Pakistan represent roughly 1% of the trading capacity from the Persian and Oman Gulfs. And the oil rich country has no refining capabilities.

They don't produce nearly enough food to feed themselves (nearly a quarter of their imports are food), and they're losing $450 million a day in lost trade.

We're dealing with Biden era gas prices.

Keep going, Trump. Squeeze more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM (46HP

We are working up an alliance of Gulf nations who can operate more freely. Also saw Tousi mentioning clashes between IGRC and Iran Army forces...not even the Shah's son yet.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:53 PM (8avO+)

267 I know you all like a good crossbow story.

California doc whose spending sprees included 400-year-old crossbow charged with stealing $45M in Botox fraud scheme

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:53 PM (ndZc7)

268 Most comes in from the Pacific Northwest, from talking with the locals.

Hawaii's waters are crystal clear.

That means there's no food other than the reefs themselves.

The whales literally don't eat for the entire time they come to Hawaii to calve. (Several months)
==
Interesting! I did not know that. Less inclined to go to Hawaii now.

Posted by: Not a florida man, yet at May 21, 2026 03:54 PM (anL5R)

269 Kamala won. Trump stole the elections with Putin and Elon hacking voting machines.
FACTS!

- Reddit

Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:54 PM (9Diqw)

270 266 We are working up an alliance of Gulf nations who can operate more freely. Also saw Tousi mentioning clashes between IGRC and Iran Army forces...not even the Shah's son yet.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:53 PM (8avO+)

=====

Heck, UAE started attacking them a couple of weeks back.

But if there aren't booms, then nothing is happening, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:54 PM (46HP8)

271 Hawaii is 40% Asian, mainly Chinese and Japanese, 20% white, 10% Hawaiian, 30% everything else.

It’s a goofy state demographically.
Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:51 PM (9Diqw)

It had a big Japanese presence before 1941 even.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:54 PM (8avO+)

272 Democrats "have proven incapable of projecting strength, unity, and leadership, and voters have drifted away,"

And whose fault is that? Not yours! You can pin this on the media and the US Postal Service for not "delivering" the votes you needed.

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2026 03:54 PM (3arSl)

273 I know you all like a good crossbow story.

California doc whose spending sprees included 400-year-old crossbow charged with stealing $45M in Botox fraud scheme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:53 PM (ndZc7)

He'd have gotten off if it were a 400 year old longbow.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)

274 >> I walked past that CG several times but didn't eat there. I find that, in general, CG is good but overpriced for what you get. The CH menu in Waikiki is in English and ... Japanese.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

Absolutely overpriced. But so are most now. I’m find Morton’s to be better, as is Del Frisco. But you can’t always get them.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 21, 2026 03:55 PM (jlI90)

275 @250 jen, does Benson have the Dem nomination in the bag? She should be in jail, but ..

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2026 03:55 PM (gu0hJ)

276 233 Had really good seafood in SC last month. And Low Country Cooking. I’d gain 20 pounds just living there.
Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar

Shrimp ‘n Grits is very popular.
And we like to fry things, a lot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 21, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

277 Elon Musk is an idiot because he made billions rather than go to college!
Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:43

Except he went to Penn and has 2 degrees - economics and physics.

Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)

278 Sounds like the "autopsy" concluded they lost because Trump.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Because Trump is awesome!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

279 256. Yes, this is very much unexpected. His explanation is that he can't raise enough money and is behind in the polls. I don't believe that for a minute.

Posted by: jen the original at May 21, 2026 03:56 PM (dBwtA)

280 276 233 Had really good seafood in SC last month. And Low Country Cooking. I’d gain 20 pounds just living there.
Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar

Shrimp ‘n Grits is very popular.
And we like to fry things, a lot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 21, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

Food was great. Had collards every meal. Well, not breakfast.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar8)

281 When they were in Alaska, the Russians made a play for Hawaii. Even built a fort there. They pissed off King Kamehameha, though, so the Tsar had to tell those Russians to knock it off and leave.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

282 Hawaii is 40% Asian, mainly Chinese and Japanese, 20% white, 10% Hawaiian, 30% everything else.

It’s a goofy state demographically.
Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:51 PM (9Diqw)
_______

I was on Oahu (mostly in Waikiki and environs) and my take is those stats undercount the number of Japanese. I would say well over 50% are "Asian" with the most being Japanese (probably 60% of that 50%) followed by Korean and Filipino. I didn't see many Chinese.

The natives are barely noticeable. The only place you really see them is working as laborers in stores. They are like the Hawaiian version of the Mexican laborers you see in mainland cities.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

283 One of the senators from Hawaii is named Shatz. There’s a senator from Idaho named Crapo.

I desperately want them to team up on a bill called the Shatz Crapo Act.

Posted by: Heroq at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (9Diqw)

284 He'd have gotten off if it were a 400 year old longbow.
Posted by: Oldcat

She. Stronk woman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (ndZc7)

285
Remember the 2012 GOP autopsy that came to the conclusion that the GOP needed to embrace amnesty to win ever again?
———-

==============

I remember it well, and it shows exactly why we had to dump the GOP and go rogue with Trump. The closest thing Dems have is... well, there are a few PO'd, disillusioned billionaires, but none of them come close to the intensity and astronomical magnitude of Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (n7rxJ)

286 Had collards every meal. Well, not breakfast.
==
Reminds me. I have to plant my mustard greens...

Posted by: Not a florida man, yet at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (anL5R)

287 When the commie dems get desparate they kill people. Eyes open, friends.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (XAqbL)

288 DNC Autopsy - our appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (81Fo/)

289 Elon Musk is an idiot because he made billions rather than go to college!
Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:43

Except he went to Penn and has 2 degrees - economics and physics.
Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)

STEM degrees don't count! .... i should have checked that first.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (8avO+)

290
According to an article from this month, "The former U.S. President and First Lady own residences in Chicago, Massachusetts, and Washington, each worth $20 million." No mention of any place that is theirs in Hawaii.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (Ebvx7)

291
He'd have gotten off if it were a 400 year old longbow.
Posted by: Oldcat

============

Fun fact: it's a she.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:59 PM (n7rxJ)

292
STEM degrees don't count! .... i should have checked that first.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (8avO

Hahaha. But he is dumb, just ask AOC. Who would know.

Posted by: Piper at May 21, 2026 03:59 PM (OoFl2)

293 286 Had collards every meal. Well, not breakfast.
==
Reminds me. I have to plant my mustard greens...
Posted by: Not a florida man, yet at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (anL5R)

I’d like to grow peanuts. And tobacco. Tobacco plants are awesome.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:59 PM (Gqar8)

294 285 I remember it well, and it shows exactly why we had to dump the GOP and go rogue with Trump. The closest thing Dems have is... well, there are a few PO'd, disillusioned billionaires, but none of them come close to the intensity and astronomical magnitude of Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (n7rxJ)

=======

Hunter talks shit about Obama all the time.

He's honestly one of their best hopes at forging a new direction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:00 PM (46HP8)

295 Methinks party autopsies are...bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 03:15 PM

I'm sure their internal analyses are in-depth, voluminous, and brutally honest. This was all they could show publicly.

To better understand the Democrats' dilemma, imagine if Kamala Harris were suddenly, somehow made magically conservative yet still remained the vacuous idiot she's always been. Selling her as a viable candidate would still be the hardest job in the world.

Posted by: troyriser at May 21, 2026 04:00 PM (v1M8F)

296 Of course they can't finish it.

>Forbes, Business, 'Kamala Harris Has MORE Billionaires Prominently Backing Her Than Trump - Bezos and Griffin Weight In (Updated) October 30, 2024

Topline

Forbes found at least 100 billionaires n the corners of either former President Donald Trump or Vice President Kamala Harris-with many more backing Haris - but unlike the world's richest man Elon Musk, who stumps extensively on Trump's behalf, many have elected to watch from the sidelines, like Warren Buffett and mark Zuckerberg.

Key Facts
Our breakdown records 83 billionaires supporting Harris and 52 backing Trump so far (see the lists for both below.)

Much more followed.
---
>Fox 59 List: There are the billionaires backing Kamala Harris
>Yahoo Finance: 7 Billionaires that have thrown big backing behind Biden's Presidency
>Americans for Tax Fairness: Billionaire Clans Spend Nearly $2 BILLION on 2024 Elections

And so on.

And I don't buy for one minute the "Tax the Billionaires" BS that comes from the mouths of half of the lunatics. The billionaires keep them.

Any "Wealth taxes" instituted will go thru lower incomes, limit benefits to "working families" as THEY DEFINE, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 21, 2026 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

297 hot tip: don't run an imbecile for president
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:06 PM (CWTWj)


That is all we got!

Posted by: The DNC at May 21, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)

298
Trump + Elon + X = end of deep state

Reagan + Thatcher + JPII = fall of USSR
Posted by: Solve for X

==============

I was thinking the Dems need their Trump. Maybe they need their Gorbachev.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 04:01 PM (n7rxJ)

299 295 To better understand the Democrats' dilemma, imagine if Kamala Harris were suddenly, somehow made magically conservative yet still remained the vacuous idiot she's always been. Selling her as a viable candidate would still be the hardest job in the world.

Posted by: troyriser at May 21, 2026 04:00 PM (v1M8F)

=======

Oh, we don't have to wonder about that.

The white progressives who think they run the party are going to go scorched earth against her when the primary starts. They're currently holding out hope that she simply...chooses not to run.

Once she does, they're going to be brutal, and it's not going to matter. Black Dems won't fall away, she'll win SC by 50 points, and then the party is going to have to tell black women that their preferred candidate, as expressed in an actual election, is not worth it and they need to step aside for Newsom or whomever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (46HP8)

300 To better understand the Democrats' dilemma, imagine if Kamala Harris were suddenly, somehow made magically conservative yet still remained the vacuous idiot she's always been. Selling her as a viable candidate would still be the hardest job in the world.
____

No kidding!
-MTG

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (81Fo/)

301 The former U.S. President and First Lady own residences in Chicago, Massachusetts, and Washington, each worth $20 million." No mention of any place that is theirs in Hawaii.
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It is owned by an LLC. Per hawaii TV station:

Obamas have not sold their Hawaii home. In fact, the couple’s custom beachfront estate in Waimānalo on the island of Oʻahu was reportedly nearing completion and is actively used as their personal sanctuary. (its the old site of the Magnum PI house.)

Posted by: Not a florida man, yet at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (anL5R)

302 The Democrats could have beat Trump with someone more conservative, like Thomas Massey.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (vFG9F)

303 297 hot tip: don't run an imbecile for president
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 21, 2026 03:06 PM (CWTWj)

That is all we got!

Posted by: The DNC at May 21, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)

=====

It worked with Biden!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (46HP8)

304 Just for S&G I pulled this up about Honolulu/Waikiki:

"The racial makeup of the county was 43.9% Asian, 20.8% white, 9.5% Pacific Islander, 2.0% black or African American, 0.3% Native American, 1.1% from other races, and 22.3% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino residents of any race were 9.1% of the population."

That seems about right, but add in all the Japanese tourists and the significant portion of natives who are hidden in labor jobs, and you'll have my experience.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

305 The natives are barely noticeable. The only place you really see them is working as laborers in stores. They are like the Hawaiian version of the Mexican laborers you see in mainland cities.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

Natives are all over on North Shore... at least it was that way when I lived there for 4 years in the late 80's.

Knew a couple of Native families over there... one of whom owned a working Cattle Ranch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (mP0Kj)

306 No mention of any place that is theirs in Hawaii.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 21, 2026 03:58 PM (Ebvx7)

I seem to recall that Obama went to HI a few times in Trump’s first term to oversee construction of a home there which just happened to coincide with the Hawaiian judge ruling against Trump on something.

But now that you mention that, I haven’t heard much about an Obama home there in years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 21, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

307 To better understand the Democrats' dilemma, imagine if Kamala Harris were suddenly, somehow made magically conservative yet still remained the vacuous idiot she's always been. Selling her as a viable candidate would still be the hardest job in the world.
Posted by: troyriser at May 21, 2026 04:00 PM (v1M8F)

She was proven non viable outside CA fraud her whole career. She dropped out in 2000 polling 5th or something in the Primary in her home state...before even voting for the Primary. Biden took her as VP because she was the only Democrat that would be worse as President than he would be. Biden forced her to be the nominee when he was forced out by Obama which put the Dems in a hopeless position.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 04:03 PM (8avO+)

308 153 Holy smokes, how far left do you have to be to say the GOP has full control of the media? I don't think the chart goes that far

These are the sort of people that unless the on camera "talent" is an ugly dude with purple hair wearing a dress and blaming a car accident on billionaires and Israel, the media they are watching is run by evangelical Christian conservatives.

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 21, 2026 04:03 PM (3/XaG)

309 I’d like to grow peanuts. And tobacco. Tobacco plants are awesome.
Posted by: tubal

I once did an internet search asking if people can/do eat tobacco. From what I saw, tobacco has a lot of good nutrients in it and would be a great food...except for all the nicotine.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 04:04 PM (77rzZ)

310 307
She was proven non viable outside CA fraud her whole career. She dropped out in 2000 polling 5th or something in the Primary in her home state...before even voting for the Primary. Biden took her as VP because she was the only Democrat that would be worse as President than he would be. Biden forced her to be the nominee when he was forced out by Obama which put the Dems in a hopeless position.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 04:03 PM (8avO+)

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Biden had the same path.

But then he became VP, and he just...got a bucket of support that he never lost.

It's amazing what becoming VP can do to one's name recognition and perception as electable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:04 PM (46HP8)

311 But now that you mention that, I haven’t heard much about an Obama home there in years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 21, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

Stiffing the natives on FEMA might have cooled his ardor for living in machete range.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 04:04 PM (8avO+)

312 The natives are barely noticeable. The only place you really see them is working as laborers in stores. They are like the Hawaiian version of the Mexican laborers you see in mainland cities.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

Natives are all over on North Shore... at least it was that way when I lived there for 4 years in the late 80's.

Knew a couple of Native families over there... one of whom owned a working Cattle Ranch.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2026 04:02 PM (mP0Kj)
_________

I took a trip to the NS to swim with sharks. Didn't see many natives there. Lotsa raggedy white stoner surfers, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

313 308 153 Holy smokes, how far left do you have to be to say the GOP has full control of the media? I don't think the chart goes that far

These are the sort of people that unless the on camera "talent" is an ugly dude with purple hair wearing a dress and blaming a car accident on billionaires and Israel, the media they are watching is run by evangelical Christian conservatives.

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 21, 2026 04:03 PM (3/XaG)

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"MSNBC is owned by a corporation. Corporations are conservative. Therefore MSNBC is conservative."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:05 PM (46HP8)

314 Collard greens are good soul food.
There’s a soul food place about two miles away that cooks them just right.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 21, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)

315 The 28 Dem nominee will be a hard leftist, probably from the Dem Socialist wing. They have left the old timers behind. AOC or someone crazier

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2026 04:05 PM (gu0hJ)

316 (its the old site of the Magnum PI house.)
Posted by: Not a florida man


Yes, I remember that now. Folks were pissed that they were tearing down the Magnum house.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

317 Biden had the same path.

But then he became VP, and he just...got a bucket of support that he never lost.

It's amazing what becoming VP can do to one's name recognition and perception as electable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:04 PM (46HP

Guess we have to fear the Mike Pence juggernaut in 2028

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 04:06 PM (8avO+)

318
Hunter talks shit about Obama all the time.

He's honestly one of their best hopes at forging a new direction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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That's insane.

But the microscopic chance that the Dems will follow Hunter anywhere makes him no "best hope." I'll confidently say, no Dem has the power to break the spell Obama continues to cast.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 04:06 PM (n7rxJ)

319 259 At The Telegraph: "‘Eternal flame’ destroys 1,200-year-old Japanese temple"
--

Don't look at us!

Posted by: The Bangles at May 21, 2026 04:06 PM (0bjKf)

320 317 Guess we have to fear the Mike Pence juggernaut in 2028

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2026 04:06 PM (8avO+)

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Visibly turning on the only popular member of the party will do things to that equation.

I can't wait for my $400 to turn into $5500 when Kamala gets that nomination, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:07 PM (46HP8)

321 I think swimming with sharks could easily result in a FAFO situation for the human swimmers.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

322 Ilhan Omar has blamed Trump for the Feeding Our Futures fraud. Gaslighting, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)

323 A little escape from poly-ticks: Puppies!

https://youtube.com/shorts/JZY7msT5Spo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2026 04:08 PM (qx7Zg)

324
Do you look up anything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wait? You look things up?
*insert that meme*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 21, 2026 04:08 PM (QVmho)

325 305 The natives are barely noticeable. The only place you really see them is working as laborers in stores. They are like the Hawaiian version of the Mexican laborers you see in mainland cities.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 21, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

Natives are all over on North Shore... at least it was that way when I lived there for 4 years in the late 80's.

Knew a couple of Native families over there... one of whom owned a working Cattle Ranch.
Posted by: Romeo13


Last time I was on Oahu I found myself on an obscure beach on the far western edge of the island. scary-looking local native Hawaiian surfer gang dudes were giving us the stink-eye, like "Get off our beach. Haoles out!" We got the message left befiore things got ugly.

Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2026 04:08 PM (Av6i5)

326 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2026 04:08 PM (qx7Zg)

Hey man, I saw the meme you posted for me and Mannix on an earlier thread. It made me chuckle. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

327 I can't wait for my $400 to turn into $5500 when Kamala gets that nomination, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:07 PM (46HP

I'm sure inflation won't be that bad....

Right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (Ot/FD)

328 314 Collard greens are good soul food.
There’s a soul food place about two miles away that cooks them just right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I make the best collard greens.

A black woman came up to me in the grocery store and asked me why I was buying the greens. So I told her. She seemed skeptical, until I told her my recipe. She seemed impressed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (81Fo/)

329 318 That's insane.

But the microscopic chance that the Dems will follow Hunter anywhere makes him no "best hope." I'll confidently say, no Dem has the power to break the spell Obama continues to cast.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 21, 2026 04:06 PM (n7rxJ)

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It'll take someone shitting on Obama to even begin forging a new path.

Think of how Trump was the only one to shit on W in 2016. W was unpopular and an anchor so bad that he kept quiet in the 2012 election to not drag down Mitt Romney, but no one would say that he had fucked up Iraq or with amnesty.

Then Trump does it.

Obama's not quite the same, but the ideological capture the Dems are facing is all his fault. To break it, they have to break with Obama, and who could do that? Not any governor or senator. They'd get shut out of media in a heartbeat.

It'd take...another Trump. A billionaire with the kind of money to break through media blackouts and keep his message going.

No leftist billionaire would do it though. They all agree with Obama.

So, the left is fucked for the time being, hoping their cheat machine works again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (46HP8)

330 "MSNBC is owned by a corporation. Corporations are conservative. Therefore MSNBC is conservative."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:05 PM (46HP

Which is especially funny since Democrats get more corporate money by several orders of magnitude than the GOP or RNC. But facts don't really matter to these people anyway.

Posted by: Can't reason them out of an unreasoned position at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (TbWk/)

331 I seem to recall that Obama went to HI a few times in Trump’s first term to oversee construction of a home there which just happened to coincide with the Hawaiian judge ruling against Trump on something.

But now that you mention that, I haven’t heard much about an Obama home there in years.
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The house he bought in 2008, was not the place he vacationed in. That one got sold. 2008 he bought the old magnum PI property. Which was owned by Jim Nabors - gomer pyle - who died in 2018. They raised the house to the ground, and rebuilt. It wasn't ready until 2025. The paid 8 million. And spent 10 million building.

Posted by: Not a florida man, yet at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (anL5R)

332 Off topic I'm beginning to wonder if Trump has people in his administration purposely sabotaging him again. Get on with the war already DJT.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2026 03:45 PM (n5tGW)


he doesn't have to go to war, he is currently getting everything he needs, right now.
For 80 years the USN enforced every blockade the Europeans wanted, and by putting the bite on Iran, (for a while Iraq), and Venezuela the USN made sure that China, India and the Euros could buy sanctioned oil at below market price off the "shadow fleet" no one seemed to be able to find.
Now, with IRGC determining that the Straits are closed, and with the USN enforcing that, China and the Euros are paying market price and are quite unhappy about it.
So they are trying to figure out how to either make a deal or force Iran into making a deal.
Aaaand the IRGC generals get paid off of shipments of embargoed oil, and they are currently dipping into their savings to keep things running at home.

It may fall apart, but the moment we invade, the whole playhouse get kicked apart and Trump can't control that near as much.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (rbvCR)

333 Funny thing, salmon is a big deal on Maui. Huh. Must be some story behind that.

Posted by: tubal at May 21, 2026 03:47 PM


So is spam.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 21, 2026 04:10 PM (0N4FZ)

334 330 "MSNBC is owned by a corporation. Corporations are conservative. Therefore MSNBC is conservative."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:05 PM (46HP

Which is especially funny since Democrats get more corporate money by several orders of magnitude than the GOP or RNC. But facts don't really matter to these people anyway.

Posted by: Can't reason them out of an unreasoned position at May 21, 2026 04:09 PM (TbWk/)

=====

Well, that's just further proof that the Democrat Party is a conservative party dressed up as progressive. The only way forward is to break from it and vote socialist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 21, 2026 04:10 PM (46HP8)

335
DNC Headquarters

*tiredly throws papers on table*

"Screw it, let's just have AI write something."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2026 04:10 PM (HdYcL)

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