One of Jack Smith's Prosecutors Was Just Charged for Hiding Classified Documents About Trump, Disguising Them as "Cake Recipes"

I believe I once heard "No man is above the law" and I also heard Andrew Weismann urging the prosecution of any target of a government investigation for every process crime you can discover.

Prosecutor charged for allegedly emailing self sealed Jack Smith Trump report veiled as cake recipes
The Justice Department has identified prosecutor as Carmen Mercedes Lineberger, the managing assistant U.S. Attorney of the Fort Pierce branch of the United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida.

By Jerry Dunleavy

A federal prosecutor in the office that helped handle Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith's classified documents case regarding his investigation into Donald Trump was charged Wednesday for allegedly illegally emailing herself a copy of the materials disguised as cake recipes.
The department announced the indicted prosecutor as Carmen Mercedes Lineberger, a managing assistant U.S. attorney of the Fort Pierce branch of the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida.
Lineberger has been charged with two counts of theft of government money or property; the destruction, alteration or falsification of records in federal investigations; and with the concealment, removal or mutilation of public records.
The charges against Lineberger were filed in the Northern District of Florida. She pleaded not guilty on Wednesday.
The department, in announcing the charges, said that in separate instances in late 2025, Lineberger altered the electronic file names of government records that she received in her official capacity "to conceal" her unauthorized electronic transmission of the records to personal email accounts belonging to her "without being detected."
The altered government records included a document that included parts of internal DOJ electronic messages, an internal DOJ memorandum and a DOJ report related to a criminal prosecution that had been court-ordered to remain under seal and prohibited from distribution or disclosure outside of the department, the DOJ also said.
Lineberger allegedly attempted to conceal her actions by saving electronic copies of the government records in question under misleading file names such as "chocolate cake recipe" and "Bundt cake recipe" before emailing the documents to her personal email accounts.
The DOJ also said Wednesday that Lineberger also acted "knowing that her transmission of the record outside DOJ directly violated the court order and impaired the proper administration of the underlying criminal prosecution."
"This afternoon, a former managing assistant U.S. Attorney who supported Jack Smith's politicized investigation of President Trump has been charged with stealing the confidential investigation documents," FBI Director Kash Patel said in a Wednesday afternoon X post. "This FBI will not hesitate to bring to account those who violated the trust of the American public in an investigation that should've never been brought to begin with."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:01 PM

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1 almost 1st

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 06:02 PM (CWTWj)

2 no one is above the law if you're named trump

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (CWTWj)

3 I'm interested in the contents of the docs

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (73/SM)

4 st

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (l26NL)

5 Nobody saw this coming ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:04 PM (McFv/)

6 Hmm. Well. Ok then.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at May 20, 2026 06:04 PM (vFG9F)

7 Limburger >>>>>> Lineberger

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 06:05 PM (YZ0Fo)

8 I wonder what the official cake recipe is for concealing public documents?

Probably some sort of Russian cake recipe.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)

9 Well that just takes the cake

Posted by: Guy who always says "Well that just takes the cake" at May 20, 2026 06:06 PM (vFG9F)

10 Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies....

Posted by: Case at May 20, 2026 06:06 PM (b2ADL)

11
The "Red Devil Cake with Limberger Frosting" title wasn't enough of a clue that something was amiss?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:06 PM (ixS3i)

12 Also these damn "journalists" need to stop referring to smith as a special counsel. He wasn't legally appointed and that's why his pos case was bounced.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 06:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

13 She pleaded not guilty on Wednesday.

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She's caught, there's a digital trail and pleads not guilty. Wonderful.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 06:07 PM (IifOV)

14 i saw lineberger open for jack smith at the doj in 2022

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 06:07 PM (CWTWj)

15 Clearly a sacrifice bundt.

Posted by: alanon at May 20, 2026 06:07 PM (jHMkm)

16 Disguising Them as "Cake Recipes"

Maybe I have an odd sense of humor and I really tired but there is something darkly amusing about this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 06:07 PM (ZeH0U)

17 Willowed 251 See also, 30-year AL sheriff ousted because he refused to cooperate with ICE.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026

Well that and he was anti constitutional carry.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:05 PM (Dd38x

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:07 PM (Dd38x)

18 The altered government records included a document that included parts of internal DOJ electronic messages, an internal DOJ memorandum and a DOJ report related to a criminal prosecution that had been court-ordered to remain under seal and prohibited from distribution or disclosure outside of the department, the DOJ also said.
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If I'm going to read between the lines here, what they are saying is, she stole a copy of the Jack Smith report that the judge ordered sealed and destroyed.

And she proved criminal intent in changing the name.

And I'm guessing she was actively shopping this to media contacts, trying to lauder it into public distribution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:07 PM (73/SM)

19
Carmen Mercedes Lineberger, a managing assistant U.S. attorney of the Fort Pierce branch of the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida.

Have her serve her sentence as the Saturday evening stage show headliner at the Alligator Alcatraz facility.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (ixS3i)

20 maybe auto pen pardoned her

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (CWTWj)

21 Should have called it yellow cake...then DoJ wouldn't have gotten involved. Downside: DoD might cruise missile the fuck out of your office.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (IG3/x)

22 All this winning today is just wearing me out!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (JcF+m)

23 Wichita Lineburger is a great tune

Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (QbvHV)

24 Maybe we'll see those recipes published in "Deplorable Gourmet II: Secrets Boogaloo!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (gnNyN)

25 If you are Black and don't vote for a Democrat you really ain't Black then.

Take it from a Pasty White Guy that this is true !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (1qVfI)

26 Dude looks like a lady. Or vis versa.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (wBaIH)

27 I'm going to blow everyone's mind and show you a picture of what Carmen Miranda Linebacker looks like.

https://x.com/stockbella/status/2057193321802637777/photo/1

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (oqH4h)

28 How damned dumb do you have to be to think you conceal anything by renaming it? These are government computers. They are monitored. They are archived. They do not disappear just because you want them to.

Plus, every year, every government employee is told this, and trained on what NOT to do with their computer.

I guess stupid people gonna stupid.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (DwqWV)

29 What I want to know is did this actually work for awhile? Because if so, it’s kind of funny in a really bad way.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (Dd38x)

30 I feel like Jack Smith needs a nom d'ace. Like Fanny Willis' accomplice. Some kind of" Torquemada cosplay enthusiast Jack Smith," or something.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 20, 2026 06:09 PM (w/O5Q)

31 This is what happens when you leave the cake out in the rain

Posted by: banana Dream - it took so long to bake it at May 20, 2026 06:09 PM (3uBP9)

32
Lineberger allegedly attempted to conceal her actions by saving electronic copies of the government records in question under misleading file names such as "chocolate cake recipe" and "Bundt cake recipe" before emailing the documents to her personal email accounts.

Oh, boy-o, that's some AI-confuzzling spycraft right there!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:09 PM (ixS3i)

33 judge boasberg ruled no jurisdiction

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 06:09 PM (CWTWj)

34 I believe I once heard "No man is above the law" and I also heard Andrew Weismann urging the prosecution of any target of a government investigation for every process crime you can discover.
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Come now! There are crimes no prosecutor would prosecute!

Comey told us so.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:09 PM (Fi81e)

35 27 I'm going to blow everyone's mind and show you a picture of what Carmen Miranda Linebacker looks like.

https://x.com/stockbella/status/2057193321802637777/photo/1
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (oqH4h)

Cow-mean Miranda, I think you meant.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (DwqWV)

36 Is anyone in jail yet?

Anyone?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (R4Dec)

37 Googling this person shows why she tried to conceal the files by naming them cake recipes: she looks like she eats a *lot* of cake. Just normal files for her...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (JcF+m)

38 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (gnNyN

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (ZeH0U)

39 Disguising Them as "Cake Recipes"

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Double chocolate treason surprise?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (ndZc7)

40 Lineberger altered the electronic file names of government records that she received in her official capacity "to conceal" her unauthorized electronic transmission of the records to personal email accounts belonging to her "without being detected."

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Prima facie consciousness of guilt.

And nothing will happen ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (McFv/)

41 What would be the point. By the time Trump is out of office all Statute of Limitations will have run and all the info will be out there anyway. She can't be trying to cover something up , because she only took copies. Very stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (gu0hJ)

42 Lineberger allegedly attempted to conceal her actions by saving electronic copies of the government records in question under misleading file names such as "chocolate cake recipe" and "Bundt cake recipe" before emailing the documents to her personal email accounts.

How did the DOJ investigators ever manage to crack such clever subterfuge? Why it's like something out of an episode of Criminal Minds.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 06:10 PM (vTZFs)

43 In before the "Nothing will happen" crowd (excepting myself).

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:11 PM (McFv/)

44 This is what happens when you leave the cake out in the rain

Posted by: banana Dream - it took so long to bake it at May 20, 2026 06:09 PM (3uBP9)
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Some ladies do not take care of themselves.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)

45 Wake me when the thousands of executions for serial treason commence ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:11 PM (McFv/)

46 Do you think anything will happen?

Posted by: Unkaren at May 20, 2026 06:11 PM (iwzRJ)

47
I'm going to blow everyone's mind and show you a picture of what Carmen Miranda Linebacker looks like.

https://x.com/stockbella/status/2057193321802637777/photo/1
Posted by: ballistic

No overfilled basket of fruit head gear? That would at least have softened the shock of seeing that two-bagger visage.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:12 PM (ixS3i)

48 Last bit of the lawn.

I need a lot of rest tonight if I'm going to be consoling all of you heartbroken and sobbing on Colbert's last show day. I think it's tomorrow.

Oh, from Deadline.....I don't know...

EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures and director Michael Bay are teaming up to tell the heroic true story behind the recent rescue mission to save two downed pilots behind enemy lines in Iran.

Sources tell Deadline that Bay is developing a feature film chronicling the extraordinary heroism of the two U.S. airmen rescued after their F-15E Strike Eagle was downed during Operation Epic Fury. The film will be based on the upcoming book by Mitchell Zuckoff, which HarperCollins will publish in 2027.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

49 23 Wichita Lineburger is a great tune

wichita limburger is a great cheese

Posted by: anachronda at May 20, 2026 06:12 PM (sGtp+)

50 This is what happens when you leave the cake out in the rain

Posted by: banana Dream

And you'll never have that recipe again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 06:12 PM (YZ0Fo)

51 45 Wake me when the thousands of executions for serial treason commence ...
Posted by: ShainS

I’m right there with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 06:12 PM (R4Dec)

52 I'm sure Jack Smith, watching this, has nothing to worry about.

I'm sure no one else in his office is under investigation.

I'm sure none of them committed any other crimes in going after Trump.

And for sure, none of them will turn evidence for a plea deal ....

PS: have you all heard the rumors that Comey is emailing all his contacts in the FBI with soothing BS about how they just need to wait out Trump and when he's gone they'll come back and rebuilt the FBI with honor and integrity?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:12 PM (73/SM)

53 30 I feel like Jack Smith needs a nom d'ace. Like Fanny Willis' accomplice. Some kind of" Torquemada cosplay enthusiast Jack Smith," or something.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 20, 2026 06:09 PM (w/O5Q)

Probably, but he's already a parody of himself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2026 06:13 PM (DwqWV)

54
She's no Cake Girl

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:13 PM (ixS3i)

55 Out: File in a cake

In: Cake in a file

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 06:13 PM (Z9mZX)

56 "Bundt cake recipe" = Putsch cake recipe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 06:13 PM (ndZc7)

57 45 Wake me when the thousands of executions for serial treason commence ...

as opposed to cereal treason, which caused the stilling of the kaboom! forges.

Posted by: anachronda at May 20, 2026 06:14 PM (sGtp+)

58
Didn't Lineberger quarterback the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 06:14 PM (IifOV)

59 No overfilled basket of fruit head gear? That would at least have softened the shock of seeing that two-bagger visage.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:12 PM (ixS3i)

Carmen Miranda Linebacker does sound like a massive strategic bomber fruit-drop, doesn't it?

Maybe with some catchy syncopation, or maybe "maracas"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:14 PM (rbvCR)

60 The charges against Lineberger were filed in the Northern District of Florida.

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The case being brought in Florida is the only reason she may be in trouble. If it was DC I don't think it would have been worth the effort. It's almost as if DC is now enemy territory.

Posted by: Decaf at May 20, 2026 06:14 PM (Z8tay)

61 How damned dumb do you have to be to think you conceal anything by renaming it? These are government computers. They are monitored. They are archived. They do not disappear just because you want them to.

Plus, every year, every government employee is told this, and trained on what NOT to do with their computer.

I guess stupid people gonna stupid.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (DwqWV)
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It was effective for FOIA evasion and other records shenanigans. Yes, they can dig it out eventually, but it's all about running out the clock and hoping your pals have your back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)

62 55 Out: File in a cake

In: Cake in a file
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 06:13 PM (Z9mZX)

Ooooh, nicely done!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 20, 2026 06:15 PM (JcF+m)

63 Didn't Lineberger quarterback the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 06:14 PM (IifOV)
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THAT'S FUNNY!

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:15 PM (Fi81e)

64 Saving them in the "Gay Pron" subdirectory was too obvious, almost as obvious as the "Lady Gaga" directory.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:15 PM (/lPRQ)

65 Carmen Miranda Linebacker does sound like a massive strategic bomber fruit-drop, doesn't it?

Maybe with some catchy syncopation, or maybe "maracas"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:14 PM (rbvCR)
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It's the code name for an OPLAN written in the 1980s for carpet bombing Nicaragua.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:16 PM (ZOv7s)

66 At least we got too know what kind of cake the recipes indicated. Usually important stuff like that is left out.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 20, 2026 06:16 PM (sl73Y)

67 I seem to recall a Tom Clancy book doing something like this. Dude was in China or somewhere for CIA. Sending files home labeled recipes or something something.

Posted by: turambar at May 20, 2026 06:16 PM (Q0yOR)

68 Smashburger >> Lineberger.

Is it pronounced "Lyin bugger"?

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:16 PM (Fi81e)

69 Should have named the file "yoga lessons." That one always works

Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 06:16 PM (QbvHV)

70 I wanted to call that weird plorp in the last thread "Grima Spermtongue" but i had to go make dinner and then i forgot.

True story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:17 PM (Ot/FD)

71 Saving them in the "Gay Pron" subdirectory was too obvious, almost as obvious as the "Lady Gaga" directory.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:15 PM (/lPRQ)
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The original Tranny Soldier downloaded classified data by burning it on disks labeled Lady Gaga, did he not? What was that weasel's name? Obama reduced his sentence.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)

72 How damned dumb do you have to be to think you conceal anything by renaming it? These are government computers. They are monitored. They are archived. They do not disappear just because you want them to.
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All employment.
When you send a pdf, IT gets that in a report.
Every time.
Doesn't matter what you call it; call it "ass cancer pics" and it will still get flagged and opened for inspection.

It still amazes me that people still don't know that your IT looks at everything you do on your company device.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:17 PM (73/SM)

73 She should have hidden the documents in a hummus recipe file. Nobody would have even looked.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)

74 That big fat ass could definitely hide some classified cake.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 06:18 PM (D1E+2)

75
28 How damned dumb do you have to be to think you conceal anything by renaming it? These are government computers. They are monitored. They are archived. They do not disappear just because you want them to.

Plus, every year, every government employee is told this, and trained on what NOT to do with their computer.

I guess stupid people gonna stupid.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM

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DEI hire.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 06:18 PM (azNOR)

76 I keep telling you guys everyone is getting dumber. I don't know if it's something in the water or what.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2026 06:19 PM (q177U)

77 How damned dumb do you have to be to think you conceal anything by renaming it? These are government computers. They are monitored.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:17 PM (73/SM)
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Are you sure about that? Are you SURE about that?

Because a shit ton of sketchy stuff has been going down for a long time without anyone saying anything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

78 I would try reverse psychology and label them "Documents I am stealing".

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 06:19 PM (CNl8/)

79 It was an INSURRECTION CAKE !!!

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2026 06:20 PM (vbXSk)

80 She should have hidden the documents in a hummus recipe file. Nobody would have even looked.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)
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Or use socks like Sandy Berger. Or was it his underwear?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)

81 Insightful political analysis from Senator Chris Murphy.

Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
So there you have it. If you lead a campaign against powerful pedophiles, you get drummed out of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

82
Didn't Lineberger quarterback the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Posted by: Frank Barone

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MY SECOND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED IS BEN ROETHLISBERGER!

Posted by: CARMEN MIRANDA LIMBERGER at May 20, 2026 06:21 PM (ixS3i)

83 It's the code name for an OPLAN written in the 1980s for carpet bombing Nicaragua.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:16 PM (ZOv7s)

There was a meme that was two tweets

@ChiquitqaBrands

We've just overthrown the government of Brazil

[followed by]

@Chiquita

We apologize to those who have been served a misleading message from a fake Chiquita account. We have not overthrown a government since 1954

(I sent it to a Brazilian friend who wrote back how deeply disappointed this fraud made her)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:21 PM (rbvCR)

84 I guess stupid people gonna stupid.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM
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Chef Boy-am-I-dumb

Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 06:21 PM (QbvHV)

85 Insightful political analysis from Senator Chris Murphy.

Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
So there you have it. If you lead a campaign against powerful pedophiles, you get drummed out of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)
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That's a bit rich coming from a guy whose party actively campaigns FOR powerful pedophiles.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (gnNyN)

86 I keep telling you guys everyone is getting dumber. I don't know if it's something in the water or what.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2026 06:19 PM (q177U)

These are the dumb fuckers who think they've invented everything and history started with their generation. See also, Government Workers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

87 We apologize to those who have been served a misleading message from a fake Chiquita account. We have not overthrown a government since 1954

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:21 PM (rbvCR)
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We used to be a proper country.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

88 LOL, so capital police officers are suing to stop Trump's J6 victims fund.

Because, they claim, it violates the constitutional prohibition against payments to those who participated in rebellion or ... insurrection.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (73/SM)

89
Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
So there you have it. If you lead a campaign against powerful pedophiles, you get drummed out of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Consider yourself as excused to continue to pound your own tom-tom, "Chris"

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:23 PM (ixS3i)

90 That's a bit rich coming from a guy whose party actively campaigns FOR powerful pedophiles.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (gnNyN)
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The intern running the account doesn't remember Bill Clinton or really know anything about him. Xe is a true beliver.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)

91 TMK

@themagaking

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27m

BREAKING: Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene have officially launched their revolution against Trump and MAGA.

Somewhere around 14 libertarians and several bitter influencers on X are expected to participate.

This should all be over by tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:24 PM (hftzA)

92 "How damned dumb do you have to be to think you conceal anything by renaming it? These are government computers. They are monitored." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

BUT, those that do the monitoring need a "reasonable excuse" for not looking more deeply into the camouflaged file.

"Gee, they were labeled 'recipes' so I saw no need to inspect more fully. (Please) don't prosecute me for my little mistakes". The insider helping fellow DeepStaters get away with their insurrection.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2026 06:24 PM (vbXSk)

93 Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 20, 2026 06:25 PM (w6EFb)

94 TMK

@themagaking

·
27m

BREAKING: Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene have officially launched their revolution against Trump and MAGA.

Somewhere around 14 libertarians and several bitter influencers on X are expected to participate.

This should all be over by tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:24 PM (hftzA)

They should get all the DeSantis rejects. They do a bang up job.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:25 PM (dK+Kv)

95 Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
So there you have it. If you lead a campaign against powerful pedophiles, you get drummed out of the Republican Party.
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As noted, then why is Massie the only one still protecting the names of these pedophiles?

Or are you going to sit there in your cuck chair--just like you did last night--and let the Jews have their way again?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:26 PM (73/SM)

96 Dammit, Horde!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 20, 2026 06:26 PM (w6EFb)

97 Someone left the cake out in the rain.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 20, 2026 06:25 PM (w6EFb)
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She'll never have that recipe again, ohhh nooooooo

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

98 3 1/2 cups of RUSSIA (sifted)
3/4 cup of HE SAID PUSSY
1/2 tbsp MUH NORMS
3/4 cup water

Preheat oven to HOW DARE HE SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT THE POPE. Combine ingredients in large bowl until fully hydrated and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:26 PM (Ot/FD)

99 Jack Smith

Jack "the failed black" Smith with his broken anvil?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 06:26 PM (qx7Zg)

100 I saw 14 Libertarians open for the Bitter Influencers at the Decade in Oakland back in ‘88.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 20, 2026 06:27 PM (JFslq)

101 One of the reasons they charged Ethel Rosenburg was to try and get her to talk, name names. Both of them were sentenced to the electric chair - in hopes that they would talk, confess, and name names. They were well aware their death sentences would effectively be commuted. All they had to do was confess, name names.

What kind of Mother, after all, would abandon her children for jail, in the first place, went the thinking. But they never did. They were execrable people, BUT, they did walk the walk.

Today’s subversives, today’s revolutionary whackos, are not only idiots they don’t have the rigorous background. Those old school commies were tough bastards. I probably could find more common ground with them than today’s Democrat.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:27 PM (/DOZY)

102 Or are you going to sit there in your cuck chair--just like you did last night--and let the Jews have their way again?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:26 PM (73/SM)

Nyah-ah-ah!

Posted by: Snidely Jooooooooos Whiplash at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (w6EFb)

103 What is the maximum sentence Lineberger can be buried under the prison for?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (2GVsD)

104 LOL, so capital police officers are suing to stop Trump's J6 victims fund.

Because, they claim, it violates the constitutional prohibition against payments to those who participated in rebellion or ... insurrection.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (73/SM)
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Not that it's even been proven in a court of law. You're just supposed to treat things some people say are an insurrection like it was an insurrection, pre-emptively.

It does scare me though, because this is probably going to be in a DC court.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)

105 Jack (shit) Smith needs to be buried alive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (jehhT)

106 Preheat oven to HOW DARE HE SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT THE POPE. Combine ingredients in large bowl until fully hydrated and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:26 PM (Ot/FD)
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I really enjoyed the people who tried to put nuns in jail because they didn't want to pay for birth control suddenly become devoted defenders of Pope Leo.

For like a minute. Half a minute.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

107 BREAKING: Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene have officially launched their revolution against Trump and MAGA.

Somewhere around 14 libertarians and several bitter influencers on X are expected to participate.

This should all be over by tomorrow.
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Isn't two "Bulwarks" enough?

I bet they can get prime booking on Jen Rubin's "This, That and a Little of Everything" podcast.
Whenever it launches ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (73/SM)

108
What she sent: Pound Cake

What she's gonna get: Prison Pound in the ass Cake

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (IifOV)

109 A blind man was walking down the street in Seattle and passed Kamala Harris on the street.

The blind man stops and asked his friend..........

"Our we by the Fish market"...

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 20, 2026 06:29 PM (KvNjc)

110 Having "Former" added to your job title because nobody can stand your dumb ass anymore is one hell of a way to start a revolution.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:29 PM (Ot/FD)

111 Somewhere around 14 libertarians and several bitter influencers on X are expected to participate.

This should all be over by tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:24 PM (hftzA)

The LP is currently having a collective fit over the LP convention planners who are demanding a dress code of "business casual or better" for the floor meetings and presentations.
This is because parts of the LP feel that 300lb men wearing thongs do not indicate a serious political party, and other parts insist the oppositional defiant disorder is the only possible stance that a proper political party can take without "selling out". The majority do not want to be involved unless forced.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:29 PM (rbvCR)

112 keep telling you guys everyone is getting dumber. I don't know if it's something in the water or what.
Posted by: Max Power at

It's the large hadron collider in Europe. Ever since start up, things are falling apart. Dumber, crazier, illogical. Fabric of reality has been torn.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 20, 2026 06:29 PM (sl73Y)

113 What she sent: Pound Cake

What she's gonna get: Prison Pound in the ass Cake

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 06:28 PM (IifOV)

With cream filling.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:29 PM (dK+Kv)

114 These folks might indeed be dumb. But there is a very long history of them getting away with little or no repercussions.

Until someone actually drops the hammer, this will keep going, and going, and going...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing Will Happen-Adjacent at May 20, 2026 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)

115 Massie, MTG, et al will have a view count measured in the hundreds, of bots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 06:30 PM (2GVsD)

116 27m

BREAKING: Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene have officially launched their revolution against Trump and MAGA.

Somewhere around 14 libertarians and several bitter influencers on X are expected to participate.

They can take the handjob in a theater congresslady with them, Lauren Boebert.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 06:30 PM (IifOV)

117
LOL, so capital police officers are suing to stop Trump's J6 victims fund.

Because, they claim, it violates the constitutional prohibition against payments to those who participated in rebellion or ... insurrection.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

So close to when their world-renowned "Weepy Coppers' Chorus" goes out to tour and WITHIN TWO WEEKS of Pride Month?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:31 PM (ixS3i)

118 Today’s subversives, today’s revolutionary whackos, are not only idiots they don’t have the rigorous background. Those old school commies were tough bastards. I probably could find more common ground with them than today’s Democrat.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:27 PM (/DOZY)
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I've been saying this for a while. Antifa are lazy, addict LARPers, nothing like the International Brigades of old. Those guys slept on the ground lived on black coffee and cold biscuits, and fought with broken rifles.

The soyboys do not in any way measure up. They think it's smart to surrender and stupid to die for a cause.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

119 Lotta people betting Trump gets destroyed by one of the many traps laid for him.
Psalm 5 is my Trump psalm.

Posted by: Accomack at May 20, 2026 06:31 PM (/Chlc)

120 Out... wedding plans

In... cake recipes

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2026 06:31 PM (4JCjc)

121 Do they know Pride Month is coming up and we are still in the McCain funeral mourning period?

Posted by: turambar at May 20, 2026 06:31 PM (Q0yOR)

122 The LP is currently having a collective fit over the LP convention planners who are demanding a dress code of "business casual or better" for the floor meetings and presentations.
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Liberaltarians having a "collective fit" is funny.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

123 >>>>The LP is currently having a collective fit over the LP convention planners who are demanding a dress code of "business casual or better" for the floor meetings and presentations.

Because a debate over whether or not it should be illegal to sell heroine to children looks much more dignified if everyone is in proper attire.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (CNl8/)

124 BREAKING: Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene have officially launched their revolution against Trump and MAGA.

Somewhere around 14 libertarians and several bitter influencers on X are expected to participate.

This should all be over by tomorrow.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:24 PM (hftzA)

They should get all the DeSantis rejects. They do a bang up job.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:25 PM

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If they're not wearing Beatle Boots with 3-inch lifts, they're not committed to the TDS and Jewish Genocide causes.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (McFv/)

125 "Northshore Judge Billy Burris wins open La. Supreme Court seat"

Appears to be a closeted Red Neck.

And who is Leo Revamps? According to some, he is a Republican George Soros

https://tinyurl.com/46hdud38

Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (lpb42)

126 One of the reasons they charged Ethel Rosenburg was to try and get her to talk, name names. Both of them were sentenced to the electric chair - in hopes that they would talk, confess, and name names. They were well aware their death sentences would effectively be commuted. All they had to do was confess, name names.
--
One of my favorite college moments, asking my history professor, that old lefty, who even protested Vietnam:

"but didn't the Venona Transcripts prove they were spies?"

"well uh [sputter, sputter] those transcripts have never been fully proven authentic!"

LOL, I hope you're rotting in the ground, you old bag. And I hope the lone Republican has taken over that department.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (73/SM)

127 hang. them.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (2Dod/)

128 Turns out the recipe was for a shit sandwich which I hope she enjoys every single bite of.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 20, 2026 06:33 PM (ceRvY)

129 convention planners who are demanding a dress code of "business casual or better" for the floor meetings and presentations.
———-

Clean for Gene!

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:33 PM (/DOZY)

130 >>>>The LP is currently having a collective fit over the LP convention planners who are demanding a dress code of "business casual or better" for the floor meetings and presentations.

Because a debate over whether or not it should be illegal to sell heroine to children looks much more dignified if everyone is in proper attire.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (CNl8/)

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Really, in a free libertarian society, shouldn't you be able to sell children for heroine?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:33 PM (McFv/)

131 So MTG is going to launch a revolt against Trump from Costa Rica. She's smaht

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (gu0hJ)

132 Read Sins of the Father

The English Courts convicted an Irish family for events they were not involved in.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (/+uur)

133 " In before the "Nothing will happen" crowd (excepting myself).
Posted by: ShainS "

See #6

Posted by: Guy who always says "Well that just takes the cake" at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

134 Liberaltarians having a "collective fit" is funny.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)
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They haven't been this agitated since the monkeypox outbreak at their furry convention.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

135 Even if they were legit cake recipes, the government could still fry her for 'misuse of government resources for personal matters.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (2GVsD)

136 131 So MTG is going to launch a revolt against Trump from Costa Rica. She's smaht
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (gu0hJ)

Umbrella drink brigade

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (/+uur)

137 hang. them.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (2Dod/)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

138 There will be way more than that hopefully

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

139 convention planners who are demanding a dress code of "business casual or better" for the floor meetings and presentations.
———-

Clean for Gene!
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:33 PM (/DOZY)

It should be black tie and Fez.

https://youtu.be/pO_tXzeiZAQ

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 06:35 PM (qx7Zg)

140 Liberaltarians having a "collective fit" is funny.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

snakebit is what the LP is because they keep insisting on cherishing pretty snakes that seem cold and unresponsive.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:35 PM (rbvCR)

141 This is just retarded.

Also, margins got lucky i see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

142 Turns out the recipe was for a shit sandwich which I hope she enjoys every single bite of.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 20, 2026 06:33 PM (ceRvY)
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A gluten-free shit sandwich.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e)

143 Has that repulsive traitor been fired from her job yet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

144 @47 - Thanks for blowing the margins, asshole.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (FzDse)

145 Really, in a free libertarian society, shouldn't you be able to sell children for heroine?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:33 PM (McFv/)

Gays buy children
I repeat Gays buy children
There is no father or mother just owner.
They own the children

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (/+uur)

146 Its a shame the media is all Democrats/ Marxists Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)

147 It should be black tie and Fez.

https://youtu.be/pO_tXzeiZAQ
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 06:35 PM (qx7Zg)
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Some people would never do it without the fez on.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)

148 This is just retarded.

Also, margins got lucky i see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

I said that about myself after failing to open a truck door to a guy with a daughter who has down syndrome. I felt like ass, because the guy is a living saint.

Fortunately for me, he is gen X and has perspective.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (dK+Kv)

149 I've been saying this for a while. Antifa are lazy, addict LARPers, nothing like the International Brigades of old. Those guys slept on the ground lived on black coffee and cold biscuits, and fought with broken rifles.

The soyboys do not in any way measure up. They think it's smart to surrender and stupid to die for a cause.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

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Pikers! The commie bombings alone throughout the 60s and 70s accounted for dozens of murders and hundreds of lost limbs.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (McFv/)

150 So MTG is going to launch a revolt against Trump from Costa Rica. She's smaht
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 06:34 PM (gu0hJ)
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She's going to get into the drug trade and use the proceeds to recruit Thai Ladyboy mercs and tranny kamikaze pilots to invade Florida. This will be timed with simultaneous urban uprisings and Serious You Guys college sit-ins.

Mayor Pete, who is secretly recruiting gay Sikhs from Canada, will secure the Mississippi valley, waiting for Hochul to close the trap with a column NYC sanitation workers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

151 Same is true for surrogate
They bought the child

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:38 PM (/+uur)

152 DC Judge to Lineberger: Remember, it's okay when we do it.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 20, 2026 06:38 PM (QFM/y)

153 88 LOL, so capital police officers are suing to stop Trump's J6 victims fund.

Because, they claim, it violates the constitutional prohibition against payments to those who participated in rebellion or ... insurrection.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (73/SM)

I am so sick of idiots trying to make “legal” arguments that read like they’ve been scratched out by infants with crayons.
An incident can not be considered a legal “rebellion “ or “insurrection” unless some controlling legal authority, operating in the due course of its statutory duties, has officially ruled that what occurred was to be regarded as such.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 06:38 PM (TH/2I)

154 r hennigantx

A DNA marker tied to homosexuality, found in prenatal testing, would be a beneficial find.

FWIW, I believe it is a path of brain development issue, not in DNA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

155 She's going to get into the drug trade and use the proceeds to recruit Thai Ladyboy mercs and tranny kamikaze pilots to invade Florida. This will be timed with simultaneous urban uprisings and Serious You Guys college sit-ins.”

I hope she jumps on a fast boat to slip back into the country and gets double tapped by Hegseth’s Marauders.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (TH/2I)

156 Pikers! The commie bombings alone throughout the 60s and 70s accounted for dozens of murders and hundreds of lost limbs.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (McFv/)
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Yeah, those were second generation, but their teachers were International Brigade veterans. Nothing like today.

Honestly, I have to respect the Thaelmann Battalion. Total German hardass Marxists who could not go back to Germany. Very tough fighters, even if they were evil.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Because a debate over whether or not it should be illegal to sell heroine to children looks much more dignified if everyone is in proper attire.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 06:32 PM (CNl8/)

They are busy fighting over semi-colon placement in policy documents, they never get to weighty s___ like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (rbvCR)

158 maybe we can actually see a conviction with jail time in a Florida court? maybe? please?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (VyBeY)

159 The cake is not a lie!

Posted by: GLaDOS at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (2wQhT)

160 ShainS

A toast to Stalin: He killed the most communists ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

161 Who would want to overthrow Brazil?
They're just sitting down there minding their own business.

Posted by: Case at May 20, 2026 06:41 PM (b2ADL)

162 A DNA marker tied to homosexuality, found in prenatal testing, would be a beneficial find.

FWIW, I believe it is a path of brain development issue, not in DNA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

Gays vs Abortionist

hahahahaha

I would take up cigar smoking

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:41 PM (/+uur)

163
I hope she jumps on a fast boat to slip back into the country and gets double tapped by Hegseth’s Marauders.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Has MTG actually bounced out of the country? Whatever for?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:42 PM (ixS3i)

164 160 ShainS

A toast to Stalin: He killed the most communists ever.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

Hey I tlied lerry harderer

Posted by: Mao Mao CHicka Boom at May 20, 2026 06:42 PM (/+uur)

165 A toast to Stalin: He killed the most communists ever.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

Mao likely has him beat on pure volume.

But Pol Pot probably holds the record for dead communists per hour.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:42 PM (Ot/FD)

166 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:42 PM (/+uur)

167 Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Costa Rico has much less crime and no MAGA people?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

168 I'm going to blow everyone's mind and show you a picture of what Carmen Miranda Linebacker looks like.

x.com/stockbella/status/
2057193321802637777/photo/1

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 06:08 PM (oqH4h)

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Damn, she could have been the White equivalent of ~~Lawrence Taylor~~ Michael Obama.

But, of course, that was Reggie White ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:43 PM (McFv/)

169 Tom Servo saw a YouTube short on that with around 400 likes

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

170 But Pol Pot probably holds the record for dead communists per hour.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:42 PM (Ot/FD)

As ratio
1 out of 3

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:43 PM (/+uur)

171 A DNA marker tied to homosexuality, found in prenatal testing, would be a beneficial find.

FWIW, I believe it is a path of brain development issue, not in DNA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:39 PM (u82oZ)
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Male homosexuals have two causes. One is abuse as a child. The other is decadence and depravity when they get old.

Women have more control over their sexuality, and lesbianism is often a deliberate (and political!) choice.

Nothing biological about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

172 Warai-otoko

I read where up to 75% of the victims of Pol Pot supported the communist revolution. Mostly urban dwellers and teachers. So by percentages, Pol Pot wins.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

173 NBC Nightly News

California wildfires....I'm sure that'll be taken care of quickly.

Ebola outbreak and hantavirus ... we're all going to die.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)

174 ---
The original Tranny Soldier downloaded classified data by burning it on disks labeled Lady Gaga, did he not? What was that weasel's name? Obama reduced his sentence.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Bradley Manning.

When this first came out we were joking about how gay the guy was for labeling it "Lady Gaga". Pulled up service photos. Yup GAY.

Office Lady overhead us and said "You cannot tell someone is gay by their picture." She looked at his picture... "He's gay".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)

175 >One of Jack Smith's Prosecutors Was Just Charged for Hiding Classified Documents About Trump, Disguising Them as "Cake Recipes"
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what kind of cake

Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 06:45 PM (ZxPkt)

176
Male homosexuals have two causes. One is abuse as a child. The other is decadence and depravity when they get old.

Women have more control over their sexuality, and lesbianism is often a deliberate (and political!) choice.

Nothing biological about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

And yet those drama queens wail about being subjected to genocide. Dolts.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:45 PM (ixS3i)

177 I always thought it was the President who declared an Insurrection.

The reason they called it an Insurrection, all the standard Constitutional rights do not apply.

They can just round yer ass up and lock you up without benefit of attorney. You know, like what they did to those peaceful protesters. Right?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:45 PM (/DOZY)

178 rhennigantx, thinking....
Maybe

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

179 Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)
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That's the guy. Funny how people are super-relevant one moment and then, uh, who? The next.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

180 Pikers! The commie bombings alone throughout the 60s and 70s accounted for dozens of murders and hundreds of lost limbs.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:37 PM (McFv/)

A number of those incidents in Italy are claimed to have been "false flag" events by factions in the Italian security state looking to get better pretext to go after the reds.

The revolutionary groups in South America were mostly funded by the Cubans who were passing funds from the Soviets; except for the Peruvian Shining Path which was backed by the Chinese. However you feel about "Operation Condor", there was a need for it.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:46 PM (rbvCR)

181 “Male homosexuals”

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:47 PM (/DOZY)

182 Male homosexuals have two causes. One is abuse as a child. The other is decadence and depravity when they get old.

Nothing biological about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20

Incorrect. I have met gay men who were never molested and are not depraved old perverts.

They are gay. Not evil. Not perverts. Not mentally ill.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 06:47 PM (QKI1C)

183 Male homosexuals have two causes. One is abuse as a child. The other is decadence and depravity when they get old.

Women have more control over their sexuality, and lesbianism is often a deliberate (and political!) choice.

Nothing biological about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

I have friends with Gay children. They were NOT abused.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:47 PM (/+uur)

184 If our stupid CIA was worth a damn they'd pull the Netflix history of every stupid "Expert" panicking about hanta and ebola, find exactly when they just watched Outbreak recently, and DM that shit straight to DataRepublican.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:47 PM (Ot/FD)

185 And yet those drama queens wail about being subjected to genocide. Dolts.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:45 PM (ixS3i)
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The "born that way" lie was created to hijack the original civil rights movement and equate buggery with racial equality. And it worked!

For a while. Nature seems to be healing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

186 Common Tater

Does the Constitution allow states to note insurrections or just invasions?

In Texas, they used to just send a Texas Ranger in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

187 They are just GAY

And the worst thing is that they are made to be girls.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:48 PM (/+uur)

188 FWIW, I believe it is a path of brain development issue, not in DNA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

Social conditioning, usually by early homosexual contact for boys.

If you want my opinion.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:48 PM (rbvCR)

189 However you feel about "Operation Condor", there was a need for it.
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COINTELPRO

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:49 PM (/DOZY)

190 I have friends with Gay children. They were NOT abused.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:47 PM (/+uur)
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If you say so.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

191 29 What I want to know is did this actually work for awhile? Because if so, it’s kind of funny in a really bad way.
Posted by: Piper
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Probably. Multitude of info comes in over the transom and, who knows, the monitors may be busy watching porn. It may have flown right by if not rechecked by Patel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 06:49 PM (Qxy/R)

192 That's the guy. Funny how people are super-relevant one moment and then, uh, who? The next.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

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For me, as I age, it's turning into the 24-minute (soon to be 24-second) news cycle.

Drinking from the firehose 60x60x24x7x365 ... I remember a former President of Stanford University who was formerly an Ichthyologist by profession saying: "Whenever I learn the name of a new student, I forget the name of a fish."

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:49 PM (McFv/)

193 Speaking of soyboys and twinks...

Is the official story on the San Diego Incel Killers been released yet or it going to quietly die?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)

194 Male homosexuals have two causes. One is abuse as a child. The other is decadence and depravity when they get old.

Women have more control over their sexuality, and lesbianism is often a deliberate (and political!) choice.

Nothing biological about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I know or have known about ten lesbians and hands down every one but one of them had been dating or were married to men who abused them. Two of them have children and are in lesbian relationships or years. One woman we know was a lesbian from birth according to her and had never even dated a man.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 06:50 PM (0N4FZ)

195 They are gay. Not evil. Not perverts. Not mentally ill.

Get this ... I don't care. Of course, I also don't care about "don't tax the church". That's bullshit. Or "give the black guy five points on the test". That's bullshit.

Produce and behave. Don't be a threat. Period. End of story.

Or not. As a group.

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 06:50 PM (UJ3yu)

196 If you say so.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Compensating much?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 06:50 PM (9/JKq)

197 Drinking from the firehose 60x60x24x7x365 ... I remember a former President of Stanford University who was formerly an Ichthyologist by profession saying: "Whenever I learn the name of a new student, I forget the name of a fish."
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:49 PM (McFv/)
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I try to limit my exposure to media, but yeah. I keep copies of my books handy because when the Spanish Civil War or China comes up, I often have to go and check, where I once could just rattle stuff off cold.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

198 No, “Gay” was a nice and useful word, and they queered it. I refuse to use it. Slang has its uses, but language should be precise in serious matters

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:51 PM (/DOZY)

199 I wonder how much of this news is reaching LIVs.

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2026 06:51 PM (FMtrg)

200 Since no one was convicted of rebellion or insurrection I think the officers lawsuit fails quickly. As I said earlier, the leftists I know on Facebook are absolutely losing their minds over the fund Trump best up with the IRS pursuant to the lawsuit. They are going to have strokes because another part of the agreement is the IRS can't investigate him or his family. Lol

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 06:51 PM (gu0hJ)

201 Kindltot

Sounds like the University of San Francisco needs to focus on reproducible research on the causes of homosexuality.

"We need grant money for research!"

Has to be an urban school with a very good rep in bio research to be believable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

202 Speaking of soyboys and twinks...

Is the official story on the San Diego Incel Killers been released yet or it going to quietly die?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:50 PM

It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Doctor Bones McCoy at May 20, 2026 06:52 PM (0N4FZ)

203 So I think making 21 the drinking age vs 18 is a big problem.
You go to college or work and there is drinking.
You are a criminal and start acting as a criminal.
Serves ZERO purpose.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:52 PM (/+uur)

204 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 06:52 PM (0N4FZ)

205 Compensating much?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 06:50 PM (9/JKq)
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Projecting much?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

206 She should have marked the documents as wedding plans. I heard that worked for the FAB.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2026 06:54 PM (1fx5i)

207 So I think making 21 the drinking age vs 18 is a big problem.
You go to college or work and there is drinking.
You are a criminal and start acting as a criminal.
Serves ZERO purpose.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:52 PM (/+uur)

This is actually the LP argument against drug laws on street level use.

But they are all perverts you know, and I am reliably told they have no understanding of morality, which needs to be enforced by jail time.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:55 PM (rbvCR)

208 LOL, so capital police officers are suing to stop Trump's J6 victims fund.

Because, they claim, it violates the constitutional prohibition against payments to those who participated in rebellion or ... insurrection.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:22 PM (73/SM)

I am so sick of idiots trying to make “legal” arguments that read like they’ve been scratched out by infants with crayons.
An incident can not be considered a legal “rebellion “ or “insurrection” unless some controlling legal authority, operating in the due course of its statutory duties, has officially ruled that what occurred was to be regarded as such.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I thought it was the LEOs who did the “rebellion" or “insurrection”.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:55 PM (/lPRQ)

209 All sexually active male homosexuals are perverts.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 06:56 PM (qrzX6)

210 Tim Leary of deah old Hahvahd fame, mentioned during congressional testimony that L.S.D. showed marked efficacy at curing Alcoholism and Homosexuality. Recidivism among convicts seemed to be much improved.

Leary would have been “cancelled” today, chew on that for a while. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:56 PM (/DOZY)

211 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Behavioral pathways are very platic in humans.

{{{nurse ratched}}}

We have theories, but this has not been looked at with all the new biological, chemical, and biochemical technology.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:56 PM (u82oZ)

212
Someone asked me if i had a queer offspring and they wanted to come visit for a few days with their queer partner what would i do.

They will not stay in my home, they can stay in a hotel.

I don't want to burn the nice mattress and linens.

Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 06:56 PM (3ek7K)

213
Homosexuality, DOJ charges, & cake in one thread.

This place has everything.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 06:57 PM (IifOV)

214 If our stupid CIA was worth a damn they'd pull the Netflix history of every stupid "Expert" panicking about hanta and ebola, find exactly when they just watched Outbreak recently, and DM that shit straight to DataRepublican.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:47 PM (Ot/FD)

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I'll never forget watching "Outbreak" when if first came out in theaters.

Either right before -- or as they were rolling -- the End Credits, a message pops up on the screen about how "The Worst Virus on The Planet is The Human Virus."

Also similar bullshit at the end of "John Q" -- which turned into a commercial for socialized medicine featuring "HillaryCare" which eventually became ~~"ObamaCare"~~ DeathCare.

Ugh. Gag me with a maggot ... next thing you know, Hollyweird will be giving us a black Helen of Troy with a Tranny Achilles. Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:57 PM (McFv/)

215 So I think making 21 the drinking age vs 18 is a big problem.
You go to college or work and there is drinking.
You are a criminal and start acting as a criminal.
Serves ZERO purpose.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 06:52 PM (/+uur)
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The spirit of Carrie Nation lives on, but some states are decriminalizing it. Michigan made it a civil offense.

Remember, it was a federal highway law, not state-driven.

Fun fact: Michigan was the first state to ratify Prohibition. It was also the first state to repeal it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

216 Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)
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That's the guy. Funny how people are super-relevant one moment and then, uh, who? The next.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

Heh. Remember Julian Assange?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

217 But Pol Pot probably holds the record for dead communists per hour.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Pol Pot has got it by attrition rates or percentage.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ)

218 ShainS

I'm waiting for Steve Buscemi to be Barak Obama in a movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:59 PM (u82oZ)

219 How about Bowe Berghdal(sp?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

220 I'm waiting for Steve Buscemi to be Barak Obama in a movie.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:59 PM (u82oZ)

Have you seen the fake movie poster of Sydney Sweeney starring in the remake of The Rosa Parks Story?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:01 PM (rbvCR)

221 Speaking of soyboys and twinks...

Is the official story on the San Diego Incel Killers been released yet or it going to quietly die?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:50 PM

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It can only live if the cops plant red MAGA hats on their persons or property.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 07:01 PM (McFv/)

222 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at May 20, 2026 07:01 PM (2Ez/1)

223 Pol Pot has got it by attrition rates or percentage.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ)
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Mao greatly admired him, envied his "success."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:01 PM (ZOv7s)

224 How about Bowe Berghdal(sp?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)
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What a shitshow that was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

225 Kindltot

Yes. Gave me the idea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

226 They are just GAY
And the worst thing is that they are made to be girls.

Posted by: r hennigant

By some hardcore sadists.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)

227 ShainS

I'm waiting for Steve Buscemi to be Barak Obama in a movie.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 06:59 PM (u82oZ)

I thought he was the backup for Helen of Troy in Nolan's Odyssey movie.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 07:04 PM (qx7Zg)

228 I wonder they were even looking at this woman and he emails.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

229 By some hardcore sadists.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)
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A special circle in hell for the surgeons, mercy and healing to their victims.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)

230 18 year olds can go to prison, go to war , marry, declare bankruptcy, become mayors , be overland truck drivers, sign contracts but they can't have a beer.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (qrzX6)

231 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Has Xi slipped all controls? He is over 70. Organ harvesting can only help so much.

He could potentially kill more Chinese than Mao if he attacks Taiwan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

232 Oh, hey, look what is up for action!

U.S. Beretta M9 GO Pistol Issued to General Norman Schwarzkopf

by Rock Island Auction Company on Proxibid

https://tinyurl.com/smj7346t

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR)

233 Ashlie Babbitt, unarmed, murdered in cold blood.

Never forget.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (LHPAg)

234 I'm interested in the contents of the docs
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (73/SM)

It's never lupus.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

235 I thought he was the backup for Helen of Troy in Nolan's Odyssey movie.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

*Shudder*

He is a stand-up guy, but no. Just no.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

236 Have you seen the fake movie poster of Sydney Sweeney starring in the remake of The Rosa Parks Story?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:01 PM (rbvCR)

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BREAKING: Sydney Sweeney Set To Star As Kunta Kinte In The Modern Remake of "Roots."

/BTW, the wifey had never seen the TV Series "Kung Fu" -- my favorite show as a kid -- so we watched it about five years ago. I was stunned to see a young Barbara Hershey show up early on pretending to be a young "Chinese Male." It was a hoot and obvious the character had other feminine features (in addition to boobs) ... as much as they tried to hide them.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 07:06 PM (McFv/)

237 Odd. Bongino was a Massie stan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

238 The spirit of Carrie Nation lives on, but some states are decriminalizing it.

1920s dudes. Seriously. What dude just sits while some fat ass butch bitch comes in with an axe and attacks the keg ?

1920s dudes. The same weak fucks that wore paper hats and sang in barber-shop groups with matching striped jackets and voted to let the same fucking women vote.

You think today's soy-boys are weak ? 1920s twinks.

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:06 PM (UJ3yu)

239 There is space between tolerance and acceptance. I am a very tolerant person. I struggle with those who make everything about them their sexuality and the turn the deviant factor up to 11, but this isn’t limited to people who are gay. I don’t want to see girls into bondage all decked out, I don’t need it in my face. But I could give a rats patoot about the sexuality of Scott Pressler, I adore him. I could care less about Scott Bissent’s sexuality. I don’t really think about Ric Grenell’s. Why? Because it isn’t the first thing you know about them. It isn’t all they are, and that is just normal, as it should be, gay or straight.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:06 PM (p4NUW)

240 Weismann is the guy I'd most like to see behind bars.

Posted by: Paco at May 20, 2026 07:07 PM (2L+MU)

241 Has Xi slipped all controls? He is over 70. Organ harvesting can only help so much.

He could potentially kill more Chinese than Mao if he attacks Taiwan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (u82oZ)
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China is in a really bad way. Right now they have epic flooding (again), surging youth unemployment, random acts of violence and of course all the top brass are being purged.

So who knows? If Iran has taught us anything, it is that China will lose ALL access to shipping the moment it goes down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:07 PM (ZOv7s)

242 JackStraw

A Super AI looking for criminal behavior in the Obama and Biden Administrations? Be still my heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

243 Oh, hey, look what is up for action!

U.S. Beretta M9 GO Pistol Issued to General Norman Schwarzkopf
by Rock Island Auction Company on Proxibid
https://tinyurl.com/smj7346t
Posted by: Kindltot

Is it complete with the mother of pearl grips?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 07:09 PM (/lPRQ)

244 It's never lupus.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 07:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

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We've been rewatching "House, MD" and are in Season 6 (of

, and there STILL has never been a quote from House saying "It's never lupus."

I find it hilarious that this meme was created and continues to exist ... we can only speculate that after a number of differential diagnoses where lupus is proposed, and never pursued or accepted, that somebody came up with this.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 07:09 PM (McFv/)

245 1920s dudes. Seriously. What dude just sits while some fat ass butch bitch comes in with an axe and attacks the keg ?

1920s dudes. The same weak fucks that wore paper hats and sang in barber-shop groups with matching striped jackets and voted to let the same fucking women vote.

You think today's soy-boys are weak ? 1920s twinks.
Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:06 PM (UJ3yu)
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I believe many of the Prohibition votes took place while the young men were in France and unable to vote. Overseas ballots not being a thing.

So that might explain a few things.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)

246 Tough call, because so many deserve it. I could probably name 20 off the top of my head without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 07:09 PM (/DOZY)

247 Carmen Mercedes Lineberger?

Sounds like a character in a novel.

Then, there's Keisha Lance Bottoms

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 07:10 PM (XeU6L)

248 Is it complete with the mother of pearl grips?

As we all know ... pearl grips are for pimps. Real men prefer ivory.

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:10 PM (UJ3yu)

249 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

The new US diplomacy with Malaysia and especially Indonesia is a strategic master stroke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

250 >>A Super AI looking for criminal behavior in the Obama and Biden Administrations? Be still my heart.

I guess my curiosity is more fundamental, Salty. I doubt under normal circumstances the FBI is going through all current and former DOJ prosecutor's emails looking for stolen documents. It would be more targeted.

I think they know more about not just what went down during the Trump lawfare years but how.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m)

251 Pearl handles? Bullshit!

Posted by: Patton at May 20, 2026 07:11 PM (/DOZY)

252 Yes. Gave me the idea.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

Well, then you need to look at this: Odyssey, the Rock Opera

https://tinyurl.com/4sue9vc4

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:11 PM (rbvCR)

253 The new US diplomacy with Malaysia and especially Indonesia is a strategic master stroke.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:10 PM (u82oZ)
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Yes. Trump is channeling Sun Tzu, achieving victory without battle against China.

Honestly, the funniest thing about Iran is that the cost is so damn low. Mostly wrecked drones and less casualties than when the fleet puts into port after a long cruise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

254 >>>I'm waiting for Steve Buscemi to be Barak Obama in a movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

>Has Jaleel White passed away? Or is Steve a DEI hire? We can get Steve some ear extensions and create a hologram of Flip Wilson to play Big Mike.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 07:12 PM (D1E+2)

255 JackStraw

Good call. Like any sound administrative inspection into "Stuff", pull the first string and follow where it came from.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:12 PM (u82oZ)

256 Honestly, the funniest thing about Iran is that the cost is so damn low. Mostly wrecked drones and less casualties than when the fleet puts into port after a long cruise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

No boots on the ground means a lower VD rate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)

257 Lies,
Heavy lies,
Damned Lies
and Lineberger TNUC Lies

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bitches & Biden Admin Whores at May 20, 2026 07:13 PM (5DfsO)

258 what Piper said.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2026 07:13 PM (VyBeY)

259 It's almost as if our most important and powerful institutions of government are at least partly infested with unbelievably unfit, stupid people with zero ethics, who should never be near any position of responsibility in our society.

I said almost.

Hope the juries around Ft. Pierce will consist of somewhat normal people. Well, normal for 1970 or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2026 07:14 PM (U/Byj)

260 >>>I guess my curiosity is more fundamental, Salty. I doubt under normal circumstances the FBI is going through all current and former DOJ prosecutor's emails looking for stolen documents. It would be more targeted.
~~~~~

Well, she was writing these "recipes" in December 2025.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 20, 2026 07:14 PM (3ImbR)

261 I could use some rain-proof cake recipes.

Posted by: Karen Bass (D-CA) at May 20, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

262 Kindltot

You win!! OMG!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

263 254

>>>

Buscemi did a guest lead spot on the ElsBeth series a couple of months ago and it was good . . . . . but strange. . . classic Buscemi

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bitches & Biden Admin Whores at May 20, 2026 07:15 PM (5DfsO)

264 258

But we need an edit feature. lol. I hate when I see my typo right at the release of the send button.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:15 PM (p4NUW)

265 I believe many of the Prohibition votes took place while the young men were in France and unable to vote. Overseas ballots not being a thing.

You would believe wrong. Armistice Day was November 11 1918.

Just absolutely wrong. But thanks for playing. Prohibition was ratified on January 16, 2019. This is what happens when your wife gets a say. She'll worry about shit like "why are you drinking" instead of "why are foreign invaders coming in like waves of water".

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (UJ3yu)

266 No boots on the ground means a lower VD rate.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)
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Speaking of WW I...

After the Armistice, troops from the AEF started rotating home, and the Army decided to hold all VD cases back.

My great-grandfather was in the Army of Occupation and member of Black Jack Pershing's parade unit, a corps of buglers and drummers. We have his letters. He wrote that morale in his unit was at rock bottom because word about holding VD cases back got out, and all the guys were getting "dear John" letters!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

267 Honestly, the funniest thing about Iran is that the cost is so damn low. Mostly wrecked drones and less casualties than when the fleet puts into port after a long cruise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

What about the embarrassment? IS THE EMBARRASSMENMT COUNTED IN THE COST?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (rbvCR)

268 Well, then you need to look at this: Odyssey, the Rock Opera

https://tinyurl.com/4sue9vc4

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:11 PM (rbvCR)

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Damn, that's some funny stuff!

Wifey liked the "David Achilee Roth" image ... I was preferential to Prince (with boobage!) as Athena -- NTTAWWT!

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (McFv/)

269 Hope the juries around Ft. Pierce will consist of somewhat normal people. Well, normal for 1970 or something.
Posted by: rhomboid

Better than Orlando.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (/lPRQ)

270 You would believe wrong. Armistice Day was November 11 1918.

Just absolutely wrong. But thanks for playing. Prohibition was ratified on January 16, 2019. This is what happens when your wife gets a say. She'll worry about shit like "why are you drinking" instead of "why are foreign invaders coming in like waves of water".
Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (UJ3yu)
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Did the troops teleport home?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

271
It is in the face shit that turns off people.

Bessent is awesome and his identity isn't based on his sexuality.

He does his job well and that is what is important.

Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

272 259 It's almost as if our most important and powerful institutions of government are at least partly infested with unbelievably unfit, stupid people with zero ethics, who should never be near any position of responsibility in our society.

I said almost.

Hope the juries around Ft. Pierce will consist of somewhat normal people. Well, normal for 1970 or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2026 07:14 PM (U/Byj)

>>
End the lives and/or livelihoods of just a few of these RATS and rest will go home . . . . . (it's been said)

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bitches & Biden Admin Whores at May 20, 2026 07:17 PM (5DfsO)

273 What about the embarrassment? IS THE EMBARRASSMENMT COUNTED IN THE COST?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (rbvCR)

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And WAGGING THE DOG to get the Epstein Files and Trump's Pedo Proclivities Off The FRONT PAGES? REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 07:18 PM (McFv/)

274 In one of the letters, my great-grandfather (who favored Prohibition, being a Methodist), wrote his wife to disregard all the "KEEP AMERICA WET" slogans being written on the envelopes because the Army clerks were doing that on all the outgoing mail.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (ZOv7s)

275 But we need an edit feature. lol. I hate when I see my typo right at the release of the send button.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:15 PM

Negative, Ghost Rider!

Posted by: The Barrel at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

276 nood cafe

Posted by: Methos at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (vSvIl)

277 I hate when I see my typo right at the release of the send button.

Unless it's one that changes or obfuscates my intent, I generally don't bother even trying to correct typos. We all do it and the rawness is part of the charm around here.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (vTZFs)

278 256 Honestly, the funniest thing about Iran is that the cost is so damn low. Mostly wrecked drones and less casualties than when the fleet puts into port after a long cruise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

More training and accident casualties 2005 -2016 than Iraq /Afghanistan war in the same period.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (qrzX6)

279 Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (UJ3yu)

Ratified in January means voted on previously. Most of those fighting wouldn't have been there for that vote.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2026 07:20 PM (lFFaq)

280 In one of the letters, my great-grandfather (who favored Prohibition, being a Methodist), wrote his wife to disregard all the "KEEP AMERICA WET" slogans being written on the envelopes because the Army clerks were doing that on all the outgoing mail.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (ZOv7s)

aw, what a wonderful piece of American history !

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)

281 I'm interested in the contents of the docs
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (73/SM)

Didn't Jack Smith write some sort of bull$h!t report concerning the case he cooked-up against former (at the time) Pres. Trump, and then got all butt-hurt when the judge squashed the case?

I suspect the "cake recipe (tm)" files were related to that, especially since this was an attorney involved in the case.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 20, 2026 07:20 PM (ksbjf)

282 Wifey liked the "David Achilee Roth" image ... I was preferential to Prince (with boobage!) as Athena -- NTTAWWT!
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (McFv/)

Missing Terri Nunn as Cassandra though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)

283 Did the troops teleport home?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

Nope. They did what every man from those eras did. Tried to get on with Treasury so they could have "a good job".

That's what the WW I and WW II generations did.

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:21 PM (UJ3yu)

284 typo? ... oh, that. had to read it twice more to spot it. no big!

so do I, but I'm afraid that that's part of the unique charm of this place and I'd hate to wreck it by accident ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2026 07:21 PM (VyBeY)

285 >>Well, she was writing these "recipes" in December 2025.

Yep. Still a DOJ employee at least until late 2025.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 07:21 PM (viF8m)

286 264 258

A problem so undeniably, completely, universally understood in this realm. Got me banned once.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bitches & Biden Admin Whores at May 20, 2026 07:21 PM (5DfsO)

287 Just absolutely wrong. But thanks for playing. Prohibition was ratified on January 16, 2019. This is what happens when your wife gets a say. She'll worry about shit like "why are you drinking" instead of "why are foreign invaders coming in like waves of water".
Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (UJ3yu)

It's a 2 year process.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:22 PM (qrzX6)

288 Also, a followup post to correct a typo is just another chance to make more typos.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 07:23 PM (vTZFs)

289 It's a 2 year process.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:22 PM (qrzX6)

I get it. Some of you really, really want to see these old fucking guys as heroes.

I don't. They're the first bunch that let their old ladies rule them. Thanks for nothing.

Greatest Generation my ass.

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:24 PM (UJ3yu)

290
Geraldine > Big Mike

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 07:25 PM (Y8DZL)

291 Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:24 PM (UJ3yu)

I don't give a fuck either way but you're the one who thought he had a gotcha with the ratification date. Don't be a retard and brag about it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:25 PM (qrzX6)

292
Lots of embedded enemies in the fedgov, waiting for 1/30/29.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 07:27 PM (Y8DZL)

293 Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:24 PM (UJ3yu)

We get it. You can't do basic math and aren't going to let a few facts get in the way of your axe grinding. Lots easier to blame the dead than try to be proactive in your own life.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2026 07:27 PM (lFFaq)

294 I don't give a fuck either way but you're the one who thought he had a gotcha with the ratification date. Don't be a retard and brag about it.

The Declaration of Sentiments happened in ... get this ... 1848. The Seneca Falls Convention. Now - notice. Not a damn one of them ever lined up for the Union or Confederacy.

But they had opinions. Did they ever.

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:29 PM (UJ3yu)

295 You would believe wrong. Armistice Day was November 11 1918.

Just absolutely wrong. But thanks for playing. Prohibition was ratified on January 16, 2019. This is what happens when your wife gets a say. She'll worry about shit like "why are you drinking" instead of "why are foreign invaders coming in like waves of water".
Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:16 PM (UJ3yu)
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Did the troops teleport home?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Ratification was the last step. Most of the votes at the state level were held in 1917.

Posted by: Dandalo at May 20, 2026 07:30 PM (3QsZU)

296 Yes. Trump is channeling Sun Tzu, achieving victory without battle against China.

Honestly, the funniest thing about Iran is that the cost is so damn low. Mostly wrecked drones and less casualties than when the fleet puts into port after a long cruise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

Iran is screwed: they can't export oil, so they're apparently dumping it into the Strait of Hormuz -- so no income. No income, no money to pay their thugs. The Iranian regime is teetering.

China now has to buy oil from the United States -- at market price! No more discount oil from Venezuela or Iran. Plus, we have real-time combat engagement data that reveals that China's SAMs don't work.

I think the "We're going to attack, no we're not" was partly to restore tactical surprise since apparently the NYT was claiming the U.S. was going to attack last Monday. Plus, it exhausts the Iranian SAM crews -- they get keyed-up, then get told to stand-down.

Pres. Trump is playing with Iran/China like a cat with a mouse.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 20, 2026 07:32 PM (ksbjf)

297

Too funny.

She's with the National Black Prosecutor Foundation, in a Leadership role.

LOL.

Of course.

So, do they not teach ethics at the schools they send blacks to to become lawyers?

Ah, her page has been removed.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 20, 2026 07:40 PM (et1vG)

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