Midweek Burn-Out Cafe

Inner Mongolian Child
by Han Chengli

A duck stretches his legs.

Stealthy predator.

Panda enjoying his toys.

Dog gets a diploma.

Don't mess with a cat. They play for blood.

Boys and girls are completely 100% the exact same. Their gender is just assigned by tightass parents.

Little turtle backs away from a big ol' river monster.

Bee break.

Sleepy time.

Good night!

Mommy and her baby.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/STuipFJwJQ
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— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 20, 2026

Drivers work together to save this dog who ended up on the highway. He's been reunited with his owner..🐕🐾❤️ pic.twitter.com/v56NItErEa
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 20, 2026

The way he apologized..🐾😊

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:19 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Methos at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (vSvIl)

2 Woot.

Posted by: Betty at May 20, 2026 07:19 PM (PV9Tt)

3 Sponge!

Fuck Cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

4 60%, but we've been here before.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

5 Hola

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 20, 2026 07:22 PM (Q/FnY)

6 Cute pics.

Posted by: Case at May 20, 2026 07:22 PM (8XBuM)

7 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 07:22 PM (s2K/A)

8 Happy cafe time! What a cute little face on the Mongolian bambina.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:23 PM (p4NUW)

9 Hmm, the page seems to be loading funny

Posted by: Methos at May 20, 2026 07:24 PM (vSvIl)

10 Bee break.
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More like OD'd on nectar and pollen....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:24 PM (gnNyN)

11 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2026 07:24 PM (vhPr1)

12 4 60%, but we've been here before.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

It's funnier when all your hopes are dashed on a Friday. Makes for a happy, peppy weekend.

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at May 20, 2026 07:25 PM (oftw2)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Hmm, the page seems to be loading funny
Posted by: Methos

I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? … How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!”

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at May 20, 2026 07:27 PM (vhPr1)

15 ace

Hope you are doing OK.

Great posts today. Hell, this week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:27 PM (u82oZ)

16 Spaghetti and meatballs up!

(Brami pasta, turkey meatballs, spinach in the sauce, but don’t tell anyone it’s healthy!)

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:28 PM (p4NUW)

17 I wonder how the Mongolian School of Contortion is doing these days. I know Cirque de Soleil declared bankruptcy a number of years ago. Many ot their performers were graduates of good, old, MSC.

Posted by: Limber Cheerleaders At That School, IYKWIM at May 20, 2026 07:28 PM (oftw2)

18 >>>Midweek Burn-Out Cafe

Midweek? It feels like a Friday, what with all the RINOs getting tossed and Little's team getting the huge win.

I also scored a new video card, and ARC B580.

I am coasting the rest of the week.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 07:29 PM (dK+Kv)

19 My inner Mongolian child scream is much lauder than my outer Mongolian child scream

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

20 "Patting the prairie dog." Is that what the kids call it these days?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 07:30 PM (vTZFs)

21 >>>Dog gets a diploma.

I think he would have appreciated it more if it had been edible.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 20, 2026 07:30 PM (syz1S)

22 11 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete

I feel left out.

Posted by: The Jubilant Delinquent at May 20, 2026 07:31 PM (oftw2)

23 Bee break.

===

More like bee dead...

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 07:31 PM (GD0B3)

24 The cats and dog in the hammock were no doubt drugged.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:32 PM (qrzX6)

25 A woman from the tribe of Khathʿam asked the Prophet ﷺ , "Tell me what is the right of the husband over the wife? For I am an unmarried woman and I shall marry if I can, otherwise I shall remain unmarried." He said:
"The right of the husband over the wife is that if he wants her she must not prevent him, even if she were sitting on the back (z.ahr) of a camel.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

26 We usually ride into town

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:33 PM (/+uur)

27 Camel camel camel camel camel
Comedian
She has two toes
She has two toes-e-oes.

Posted by: Boy Georgette at May 20, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

28 Patting the prairie dog." Is that what the kids call it these days?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 07:30 PM (vTZFs)

That's how you get the plague.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:33 PM (qrzX6)

29 Tell me, tell me what’s funny
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No gray comment boxes and the resolution is too big. Like it's taking too long to load and some part of the process is just giving up.

Posted by: Methos at May 20, 2026 07:33 PM (vSvIl)

30 8 Happy cafe time! What a cute little face on the Mongolian bambina.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:23 PM (p4NUW)

Makes me happy just looking at her.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 20, 2026 07:35 PM (zYpTz)

31 More Internet drama

Remember Ethan Kline going after Hasan Piker's orbiters?

Frogan the Hutt has failed to respond in a timely manner and thus a summary judgement against her has been issued.

Legal Mindset has one of the amazing an dhilarious thumbnails for this matter, Frogan as Grimace. Because it seems Frogan the Hutt ate her whole $38k legal defense fund.

Wait, you say, wouldn't that be fraud? Maybe not because she has weasel words in the fundraiser about 'personal expenses.'

So it seems she has also scammed all of her suporters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

32 Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

The Mongols heard the lamentations of the Muslim men.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

33 Just read a historical fiction novel on Kubla Khan. The horde was pretty scary.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:35 PM (qrzX6)

34 No gray comment boxes and the resolution is too big. Like it's taking too long to load and some part of the process is just giving up.
Posted by: Methos

Fine here. Are you behind on your WI-FI Bill?

Posted by: Put Another Quarter In The Metre at May 20, 2026 07:36 PM (oftw2)

35 SO what if telling a prisoner he is gonna die on Monday?
Does he have a chance to profess?
Interesting?

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur)

36 That cute little Mongolian girl is happy because she has never heard of 'social media.'

Speaking of social media, it seems Morgan&Morgan is going after the likes of Meta over the emotional and mental harm their platform has caused people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:37 PM (2GVsD)

37 Just read a historical fiction novel on Kubla Khan. The horde was pretty scary.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:35 PM (qrzX6)
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Scarier than the Moron Horde?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:38 PM (gnNyN)

38 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 20, 2026 07:38 PM (SRRAx)

39 The Mongols heard the lamentations of the Muslim men.
Posted by: gKWVE at May
20, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

use wants to be the husband...

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:38 PM (/+uur)

40 Mongols?

Remember that little lecture the high school teacher is giving at the start of Red Dawn as the Soviet paratroopers land?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

41 Greetings.

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 20, 2026 07:38 PM (AvoqE)

42 HUMP DAY

Posted by: Clyde . . . at May 20, 2026 07:39 PM (3ZUWJ)

43 The Mongols heard the lamentations of the Muslim men.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE

Hulegu founded the Ilkhanate of Persia

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:40 PM (qrzX6)

44 Midweek Burn-Out Cafe. Hmmm.

Did Ace take up Drag Racing with John Force Racing?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 07:42 PM (qx7Zg)

45 even if she were sitting on the back (z.ahr) of a camel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

That would take a bit of talent.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:42 PM (p4NUW)

46 40 Mongols?

Remember that little lecture the high school teacher is giving at the start of Red Dawn as the Soviet paratroopers land?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

I was told there is no mention of chicoms, and terrorist, and mohammmedans raping and pilaging of our lands in this class.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur)

47 25 A woman from the tribe of Khathʿam asked the Prophet ﷺ , "Tell me what is the right of the husband over the wife? For I am an unmarried woman and I shall marry if I can, otherwise I shall remain unmarried." He said:
"The right of the husband over the wife is that if he wants her she must not prevent him, even if she were sitting on the back (z.ahr) of a camel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur) Wait a minute, who does he want here?

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 07:43 PM (LHPAg)

48 That would take a bit of talent.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:42 PM (p4NUW)

hump day

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:43 PM (/+uur)

49 I don't always leap out of bed like a ninja, but when I do it's because of a leg cramp.

The one I suffered Monday morning was scary. I actually felt a crunching sensation. I almost went to the ER, but did not, because I am an old coot who chooses to walk it off. What are they gonna do, tell me to rest it, alternate hot and cold, take ranger candy. Hell, I can do that myself, without adding to the medical insurance burden.

And now, I am doing well. Still a little tender, but nothing horrific. I was able to take a short walk around the block at work. Almost normal speed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing Will Happen-Adjacent at May 20, 2026 07:43 PM (0aYVJ)

50 "Long Hair Penguins" are just penguins wearing fur coats, often made of camel hair. This odd deception fails further examination though, as the olfactory assault generated by the megamephitic combination of camels and penguins will quickly discourage even the most ardent penguin lover.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 20, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

51 Japan afaik, still doesn’t announce the date of execution to the condemned. Just the year.

So, those footsteps down the hallway, the keys jangling in the cell door, could be your Last Day. Or, Lunch. Who knows?

Posted by: Patton at May 20, 2026 07:44 PM (0OORa)

52 Speaking of social media, it seems Morgan&Morgan is going after the likes of Meta over the emotional and mental harm their platform has caused people.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:37 PM (2GVsD)

Haven't a number of former(?) insiders and developers admitted that features were added to make social media addictive? I see people with their noses buried in their phones all the time.

I deal with social media by not having any. The Horde is the closest I come, but the HQ seems to be a 21st C. version of pen pals -- trolls excepted.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 20, 2026 07:44 PM (ksbjf)

53 for Bactrians it's DOUBLE HUMP DAY

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 07:44 PM (gKWVE)

54 I would love to visit Mongolia. I love that kind of climate, and it is the home of The Hu.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 07:45 PM (0aYVJ)

55 It looks like someone let their inner Mongolian child out.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 07:47 PM (+hIS8)

56 I don't always leap out of bed like a ninja, but when I do it's because of a leg cramp.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing Will Happen-Adjacent

I don't always roll a joint.

But when I do it's usually my ankle.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 20, 2026 07:47 PM (l26NL)

57 even if she were sitting on the back (z.ahr) of a camel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

That would take a bit of talent.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:42 PM (p4NUW)

Heh ...

I have found memories of Mrs. Cop and I getting a bit "festive" in my little CRX. Of course, that was over 30 years ago; we'd just hurt ourselves now.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 20, 2026 07:47 PM (ksbjf)

58 I would love to visit Mongolia. I love that kind of climate, and it is the home of The Hu.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

And yak milk.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 07:48 PM (+hIS8)

59 Catch your second wind, brah, the pandas are all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 07:48 PM (D1E+2)

60 36 That cute little Mongolian girl is happy because she has never heard of 'social media.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:37 PM (2GVsD)

I had a similar thought, and took it all the way to "that little Mongolian girl will probably never be convinced that she's a boy."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 20, 2026 07:48 PM (zYpTz)

61 Tell me, tell me what’s funny

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Posted by: Shelley Berman Publications at May 20, 2026 07:48 PM (7d1L5)

62 Limerick

bla blah

It was not the size
That gave girls surprise
But his stroke Iambic Pentameter.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:49 PM (/+uur)

63 Mongolian eagle hunters

https://youtu.be/jagKnS2mE7w

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD)

64 There's a place somewhere west of my AO that has dromedaries and bactrians, as well as a bunch of llamas, goats and such. Weird hobbies, some folks have.

Of course, my wife wants miniature Scottish cows, several varieties of goats, donkeys, and a horse or two.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 07:50 PM (0aYVJ)

65 We were drinking fermented mares milk and Abdul and I tried sex on a camel

Posted by: Mo Mo Mo Mo Moheddans at May 20, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)

66
So have we all made up and become kindred morons again?

I'm violating all standards and norms tonight and am having a gin and tonic on the back porch before Memorial Day.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 07:52 PM (Y8DZL)

67 Our cats in their long lives never got declawed, they would get us with them occasionally

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

68 I don't know if it is true but I saw a guy posting pictures of animals sleeping together on Facebook and many commenters accused him of drugging the animals to get the pictures.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 07:53 PM (YwEeS)

69 Did Long Hair Penguins open for the Dead Kennedys?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)

70 Okay, it seems to have cleared up, whatever it was.

Posted by: Methos at May 20, 2026 07:53 PM (vSvIl)

71 Two weapons. 1 - the Bow. 2 - the Pike.

The hadn't invented the Empty Beer Bottle yet ... which has put down many an Old School Football Player or Off Duty Cop or other such bully.

Posted by: Howdy at May 20, 2026 07:53 PM (UJ3yu)

72 for Bactrians it's DOUBLE HUMP DAY
Posted by: gKWVE

Or, it's Sulcus Day.

And Tuesday and Thursday are Hump Day.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2026 07:54 PM (VHUov)

73 66
So have we all made up and become kindred morons again?

I'm violating all standards and norms tonight and am having a gin and tonic on the back porch before Memorial Day.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 07:52 PM (Y8DZL)

We are a family. We get loud, we get annoyed, we get annoying, we laugh, we cry, we support. We even give a kick in the pants on occasions when needed. Family.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 07:54 PM (p4NUW)

74 off sox

I saw Miniature Scottish Cows open for Randy Neuman.
Short People brought down the house.

Wait that is kind of tallist.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

75 There's a place somewhere west of my AO that has dromedaries and bactrians, as well as a bunch of llamas, goats and such. Weird hobbies, some folks have.

Of course, my wife wants miniature Scottish cows, several varieties of goats, donkeys, and a horse or two.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I have a very good friend who raises "exotics". He has all the USDA permits.
Camels, coatimundi, kinkajous.

Kinkajous. Not kinky joos.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 07:55 PM (+hIS8)

76 would love to visit Mongolia. I love that kind of climate, and it is the home of The Hu.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

There is an abandoned USSR fortified air base in the middle of nowhere where in Mongolia.

Lot of hardened fighter hangers. Reminded me of a section of South Dakota where they built hundreds of hardened concrete domes to store ammunition /ordnance.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 07:56 PM (qrzX6)

77 Our cats in their long lives never got declawed, they would get us with them occasionally
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)
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Yep. All my cats have tagged me at one time or another.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:56 PM (gnNyN)

78 We have had a string of 90s but forcast for weekend is cool, 50s tomorrow.
Way too hot too fast.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)

79 Empty beer or soda bottles were found to be very effective for night nuisance raids in WW2. They made a great whistling sound.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 07:58 PM (YwEeS)

80
Got my Rosary said. Better and infinitely less expensive than a therapist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:58 PM (HdYcL)

81 I remember when $1.25 could get you and your sweetheart 10 minutes of slow, rhythmic rocking and two minutes of fast bouncing down at the laundromat with a badly balanced load of jeans on Hot Wash/Warm Rinse on one of the coin-op washing machines.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 07:58 PM (rbvCR)

82 Empty beer or soda bottles were found to be very effective for night nuisance raids in WW2. They made a great whistling sound.
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 07:58 PM (YwEeS)

Bob Hope wrote that on one of this NSO tours in the islands during the war, the crew would toss out a case of milk bottles when they overflew what they guessed were Japanese outposts because they bottles sounded like incoming bombs

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 08:00 PM (rbvCR)

83

How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2026 08:00 PM (x0n13)

84 Better turn this off
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

85
Yep. All my cats have tagged me at one time or another.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:56 PM (gnNyN)

___________

Once got bitten on the hand by Fluffy (God, what a name!) while prying him out of Lacey's mouth. The tiny bite turned into an infection that went up to my bicep and put me in the hospital for three days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:00 PM (HdYcL)

86 82 Yep, all kinds of empty bottles were used.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 08:01 PM (YwEeS)

87 83 Maybe ace didn't want to mention it so close to pride month...

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 08:01 PM (YwEeS)

88 How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I think they're saving it for the Morning Report.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2026 08:03 PM (VHUov)

89 How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Barney Fag died?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 20, 2026 08:03 PM (l26NL)

90 Thing about the cutesy stuff with children & pets, if you stage it, it will look staged, and it just looks hopelessly contrived.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 08:03 PM (0OORa)

91 Night, Skip!

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:04 PM (p4NUW)

92 "How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

Now the WHOLE story can come out.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 20, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

93 SO who is the Old Queen of Congress now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 08:05 PM (2GVsD)

94 83

How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!

——-

To ask is to answer. Other than being “noteworthy” as an openly homosexual Democrat, not sure what he ever “accomplished” besides over-regulating the financial industry as an antidote to problems created by bad federal law and executive branch manipulation of the housing markets.

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 20, 2026 08:06 PM (AvoqE)

95
Barney Fag died?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 20, 2026 08:03 PM (l26NL)

____________

I hate Masshole politicians. Dead or alive. Joe Martin was the last good one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:07 PM (HdYcL)

96 How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!!

I misspoke about The Party and mentioned that they had lost their way and were too leftist and crazy for normal people before I was vaporized. Please remove my name from any register, document, list or association where my name has been recorded. I have ceased to exist or to have existed. I love Big Brother and Caak.

Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag at May 20, 2026 08:07 PM (7d1L5)

97
For any fellow skywatchers, the waxing crescent Moon will be close to Jupiter in the west after sunset this evening. It won't be as close to Jupiter as it was to Venus the other night, but you'll still get a show, with bright Venus below.

Also, per the calendar month definition, the lunation will be a dreaded Blue Moon (2nd of two full Moons in a calendar month) May 31st. So, if there's anything you only do once in a Blue Moon, heads up to get in gear for that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)

98 Evenin’, All:

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:09 PM (77rzZ)

99
Mark Fuhrman, of OJ trial fame, also died a couple days ago, I saw.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 08:10 PM (w6EFb)

100 >> SO who is the Old Queen of Congress now?

Miss Lindsey?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)

101 How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

We were pissing/dancing on his grave all afternoon.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 08:11 PM (+hIS8)

102 Barney Frank

A man who could never quite get 'Peg A goes into Slot B' correct...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 08:11 PM (Sco7b)

103 How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2026 08:00 PM (x0n13)
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If it's not in the Morning Report it never happened.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 08:12 PM (gnNyN)

104 I am disappointed that Piper is not actually an empress.

I, for one, was looking forward to welcoming our new Soup overlords.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:12 PM (77rzZ)

105
Golden Knights vs. Avs in the Western Conference final. Now we're getting down to the nut-cutting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:12 PM (HdYcL)

106 To ask is to answer. Other than being “noteworthy” as an openly homosexual Democrat, not sure what he ever “accomplished” besides over-regulating the financial industry as an antidote to problems created by bad federal law and executive branch manipulation of the housing markets.
Posted by: Grayman27

He was an accomplished pimp.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 08:13 PM (+hIS8)

107 104 I am disappointed that Piper is not actually an empress.

I, for one, was looking forward to welcoming our new Soup overlords.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:12 PM (77rzZ)

We have to kick the crazies off the land first. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:14 PM (p4NUW)

108
Other than being “noteworthy” as an openly homosexual Democrat, not sure what he ever “accomplished”

_____________

Using your tax dollars to show how "concerned" he was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:15 PM (HdYcL)

109 dey figna face off

Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 08:15 PM (ZxPkt)

110 We still have Empress Alex of Alextopia.

Get uppity and you won't get a blanket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)

111 Yeah, is that a child from Inner Mongolia, or the inner child of someone from Mongolia?

Posted by: GWB at May 20, 2026 08:16 PM (kU0PQ)

112
Empress Alex the true empress.

Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 08:17 PM (3ek7K)

113 We have to kick the crazies off the land first. 😂
Posted by: Piper

we get a ration of biscuit, water, and rum though, right?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

114
How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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If it's not in the Morning Report it never happened.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

^This^

If you don't post it, J.J., it ain't done happened.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 20, 2026 08:18 PM (QVmho)

115 Rest in Peace, Mark Fuhrman.

Fuck OJ.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 08:18 PM (0aYVJ)

116 I am disappointed that Piper is not actually an empress.

I, for one, was looking forward to welcoming our new Soup overlords.
Posted by: Bulg

I saw the Soup Overlords open for the Flower Kings at Caesars Palace in '97.

https://youtu.be/9StqGIrX1Yc

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2026 08:18 PM (VHUov)

117 Who's running the gay brothel in Congress now?

Posted by: House Of Ill Repute at May 20, 2026 08:18 PM (oftw2)

118 Actually, I was more surprised to realize Frank hadn't been dead already.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 20, 2026 08:19 PM (sl73Y)

119
we get a ration of biscuit, water, and rum though, right?
Posted by: gKWVE

Only after the Sodom and the lash. And the Sodomy. It's tradition.
- Shit Winston Churchill said

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 20, 2026 08:20 PM (QVmho)

120 Fuck OJ.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 08:18 PM (0aYVJ)

seconded

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:22 PM (GD0B3)

121 Shoots cuffs, grasps lapels, and adopts a declamatory stance.

The obsessive yawping about the smell of a bird one is unlikely ever to encounter, except through one's own free choice, strikes me as an exercise in the most tedious puerility. I finally came to the conclusion that affording Spheniscidaphobes the dignity of a response is similarly pointless, and equally silly. I am confident in the permanence of the penguin race, and, although these noble birds face very real perils in life, they have nothing to fear from the sniffish disdain shown by a handful of monomaniacs who suffer from acute phantosmia (incidentally, I respectfully refer these unfortunates to the peer-reviewed scientific study, Psychosomatic Attributes of Corrupted Olfaction).

After all, it's not as if we were debating something of real importance – for example, the sublimity of yaks, or the gaping inadequacy of evolutionary theory to explain the continued existence of pandas.

Posted by: The wraith of Junius at May 20, 2026 08:23 PM (2L+MU)

122 I know exactly where I was when I saw the slow chase with the white bronco. I was delivering pizzas in the evenings as a moonlighting job (the TV in the corner was playing it), my day job being a CAD tech in a civil engineering company.

Stupidest fucking thing I ever saw, at the time.

And it only got even moar stoopider. All of it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 08:24 PM (0aYVJ)

123
There was a tale on Youtube of an American in China who befriended a Mongolian. His Mongolian friend secretly copied his motorcycle key, and traveled a long distance to steal his motorcycle out of the parking garage under his apartment building.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 08:25 PM (azNOR)

124 OJ can get fucked for robbing us of a crucial NBA finals game.
well done for "Capricorn One" though. he could have passed away after that movie and nobody would have had a bad word to say of him.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

125 And it only got even moar stoopider. All of it.

The Dancing Itos would agree

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 08:25 PM (2GVsD)

126 Kardashian was his lawyer, right?

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:26 PM (GD0B3)

127 83

How is the death of Barney Frank not news?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The Party moved to his left hence making him MAGA?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 08:27 PM (sAmhv)

128 Sorry I missed the Raffensperger thread. I could use a good gloat.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 08:28 PM (Riz8t)

129
I was genuinely shocked when Simpson was acquitted. I thought to myself that there was a real sickness in this country. A feeling that has amply been borne out since then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:29 PM (HdYcL)

130 I find it really difficult to want to watch the Naked Gun movies because of muthafuckin' OJ.

I watched one, not too long ago, and was rather pissed off. Kind of wrecks the vibe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 08:29 PM (0aYVJ)

131 113 We have to kick the crazies off the land first. 😂
Posted by: Piper

we get a ration of biscuit, water, and rum though, right?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

I would be a benevolent empress. I am no Meghan Markle!

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:29 PM (Wmg4n)

132 Imagine being in one's final hours, looking back at 86 years, and thinking... "I was on the wrong side"

Posted by: hell hath little to add at May 20, 2026 08:29 PM (gKWVE)

133 Sorry I missed the Raffensperger thread. I could use a good gloat.
Posted by: Archimedes

Who couldn't?

Wait, never mind.

Posted by: Mohammed M. Muhammad at May 20, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)

134 Right, he hid the evidence and then reactivated his law license to avoid being questioned.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:30 PM (GD0B3)

135 I was genuinely shocked when Simpson was acquitted. I thought to myself that there was a real sickness in this country. A feeling that has amply been borne out since then.

There was and is. I remember when someone said American blacks would regret doing something so viciously corrupt. That person was...Chris Matthews.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 08:30 PM (Riz8t)

136 126 Kardashian was his lawyer, right?
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:26

One of them, yes.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:31 PM (Wmg4n)

137 I was genuinely shocked when Simpson was acquitted. I thought to myself that there was a real sickness in this country. A feeling that has amply been borne out since then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:29 PM (HdYcL)

I agree. I was certain that justice would prevail.
But.
Well.
Here are.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)

138 117 Who's running the gay brothel in Congress now?

——-

Even odds Cory Booker vs Lindsey Graham…

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 20, 2026 08:31 PM (AvoqE)

139 3 Sponge!

Fuck Cancer.
—-

Agreed

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 20, 2026 08:31 PM (nGraA)

140 Johnny Cochrane was one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

141 feel free to throw the pronoun "we' into my last poat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head at May 20, 2026 08:34 PM (0aYVJ)

142 If my memory is correct, the OJ verdict happened right after the Rodney King madness. Can't remember the timeline between the two. OJ was acquitted as payback at whitey. The only good out of all that was Norm MacDonald joking about it endlessly. That was hilarious.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 08:34 PM (sAmhv)

143
Kardashian got rid of the knife. "The best friend a man ever had," said Johnny Cochrane. I don't think they had anything to do with each other after that.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 08:35 PM (n7rxJ)

144
I know exactly where I was when I saw the slow chase with the white bronco. I was delivering pizzas in the evenings as a moonlighting job (the TV in the corner was playing it), my day job being a CAD tech in a civil engineering company.
Stupidest fucking thing I ever saw, at the time.
And it only got even moar stoopider. All of it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Metal Head

Was installing front and rear 4.56 ring & pinion gears with lockers on my trail vehicle. El Paso, TX. Good times.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 20, 2026 08:35 PM (QVmho)

145 140 Johnny Cochrane was one.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

Not everybody deserves cancer. Most don't.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:35 PM (gKWVE)

146 I was trying to watch the NBA finals but they kept showing OJ fleeing in a Ford Bronco at about 15 mph. I was still somewhat interested in the NBA then so I was a bit annoyed. Stationed at MacDill AFB at the time.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 08:38 PM (sAmhv)

147
As for Rep. Fwank, I can only say as I do about people of that calibre: May God have mercy on his soul.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:39 PM (HdYcL)

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