Two Great Snap-Backs

Trump: JB Pritzker is a slob. He could call me and I could send the National Guard in and Chicago would have no crime. All he would have to say is: President, can you help me? Within three months, Chicago would be a different place. pic.twitter.com/voM8X08IWb
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 19, 2026

Try keeping literally anything out of your mouth https://t.co/tVqrFeoOoh
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) May 19, 2026

🚨WOAH: GILLIBRAND GOES BALLISTIC after @SecDuffy calls out her hypocrisy 🤯

$7 MILLION GRAVY TRAIN — INCLUDING PRIVATE JETS AND STEAK DINNERS 🥩✈️

WATCH👇👇 pic.twitter.com/v8kHuPHn78
— USDOT Rapid Response (@USDOTRapid) May 19, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM

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1 St

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (YZ0Fo)

2 Top 5?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (2Ez/1)

3 yay me

Posted by: doug at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (Hy+R4)

4 Pritzker and Christie are like Ozempic's Final Bosses

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (j+aD2)

5 Snap-back >>>>>> clap-back

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (9ESuk)

6 Pritzker is such a pansy assed fat fucked larded shitfuck bitched up ballooned baboon

And his shit's all tarded too

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (fapp/)

7 Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)

8 You gotta do the Z snap and head waggle.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (YZ0Fo)

9 Schumer and Gillibrand

Making the mile high club sexy again.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)

10 Gillibrand sounds like a 14 year old.

I guess that explains why Bill Clinton liked her so much

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

11 Pritzker is one jive turkey.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (V8VBX)

12 Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.

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After 10 beers and 3 shots of whiskey anything will start to look good

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (fapp/)

13
Pritzker looks like a fat guy who wears size 6 shoes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (HdYcL)

14 My philosophy on Chicago is that the people living there don't deserve to have actions taken to lessen their crime. Trump gave them to opportunity to make a big difference and their response overall was indifference, and adherence to politicians that allow it to continue.

Ideological political stance is more important that some 7 year old getting shot while buying an ice cream. Great! Drown in that. Enjoy.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (dIske)

15 So, when does Pritzker go full "Creosote after the Wafer-thin Mint"?

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn)

16 Just remember leftwing infotainment constantly tells us there is nothing funny about Governor Creosote in IL...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

17 Pritzker is one jive turkey.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I think Pritzker ate the jive turkey.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

18
Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.

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After 10 beers and 3 shots of whiskey anything will start to look good
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (fapp/)

HELOOOOOOOOOOOW SAILOR!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (y9nCu)

19 Gillibrand always reminded me of Hillary lite.
They truly think nobody will dig into their past and call them out.

Posted by: Hyacinth at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (6solg)

20 Pritzker tried to go Will Smith?

Never go full Will Smith.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (uFIgF)

21 Bears repeating:

I couldn't care less about Massie's Jew grift.

He's inside the wire, and defying my political movement. He needed to be destroyed, and now he is.

Now on to the next one.

Thune. I want John Thune's scalp nailed to a board.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (dK+Kv)

22 Telling a President basically that he has no right to discuss a specific part of the United States is beyond immature retardedness.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (qrzX6)

23 Schumer and Gillibrand are my senators. They show up in my city about once a year to bring some project or other. They both suck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:32 PM (gu0hJ)

24 15 So, when does Pritzker go full "Creosote after the Wafer-thin Mint"?
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn)
_________________

"How do you feel?"
"Better....better get me a bucket."

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (dIske)

25 I think Pritzker ate the jive turkey.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

Shame to see a language vanish like that.

Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (594J6)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (QX6xo)

27 I dislike Schumer more than any other politician.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)

28 Try keeping literally anything out of your mouth

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Is that a fat crack or a fag crack?

YES!!!

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (kUM31)

29 Sociopaths gotta sociopath.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Kosher Housekeeping Influencer at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (Ucgf4)

30 and trump still won't help newsum finish his high speed train to there

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (CWTWj)

31 A snapback is a clapback without 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 clapping 👏🏻 emoji

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (h2pEv)

32 Keep x out of your mouth is ghetto talk. JB knows who his base is.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (b4qzS)

33 >>>Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.

Cataracts are a bitch. Get your eyes checked frequently, people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)

34 *guns drawn*

DROP the UTENSILS and BACK AWAY from the BUFFET, sir. NOW!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (QX6xo)

35 Castro indicted.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

36 7 Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
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All cats are gray in the dark.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (oqH4h)

37 > A snapback is a clapback without 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 clapping 👏🏻 emoji
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It's all claptrap. 👏🏻👏🏻

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (jehhT)

38 Remember, pedestrian as an adjective was meant to be perjorative, referring to the peasants who had no carriages to swan around.

Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (jo6FO)

39 I dislike Schumer more than any other politician.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)

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Mine keep changing roughly daily ... going on 45 years now.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (kUM31)

40 gillibrand is goodlooking compared to hillary. new york perspective

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (CWTWj)

41 Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)

I mean, if you're into Pepperidge Farms 4's.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (QX6xo)

42 Gillibrand always reminded me of Hillary lite.
They truly think nobody will dig into their past and call them out.
Posted by: Hyacinth at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (6solg)

I found out today that Hyacinth was the patron godling of Sparta, who while talented with the bow and lyre, and was the beloved of Apollo, got killed by accident when he and Apollo were out practicing with the discus throw. Apollo tried everything to bring him back and failed.
It really reminds me in a way of the Death of Baldur

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (rbvCR)

43 > Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.
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Sorry about your cataracts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (jehhT)

44 The Democrat Party is like a Ouija board: a portal for demons.

Posted by: Paco at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (2L+MU)

45 Gillibrand is looking more and more like her illegitimate grandfather former Albany mayor for life Erastus Corning

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (gu0hJ)

46 Gillibrand: "I've never been on a private jet!"

Possible Babylon Bee:
Sec. Sean Duffy died today during a Congressional hearing. In a heated argument between Duffy and Senator Gillibrand, Duffy claimed the senator was a hypocrite regarding private flights. Gillibrand shouted back "I've never been on a private jet!". Almost instantaneously, her nose explosively grew forward in length, impaling and killing Sean Duffy in less than a second.

The hearing continued, with Democrats complaining about Sec. Duffy's sudden lack of candor in answering their questions.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (4h45B)

47 27 I dislike Schumer more than any other politician.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)

Agreed.

It's the smug look he has every single time he's in front of a camera.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)

48 The GOP will never recover from what Donald Trump has done to it.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (vFG9F)

49 Keep x out of your mouth is ghetto talk. JB knows who his base is.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (b4qzS)

Yeah and using it toward a President is like a ghetto thug using it toward a judge handing down his sentence.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (qrzX6)

50 re 35: we had one of his fold out couches

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (CWTWj)

51 Not a private, private plane.

I love Trump Team Two.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2026 01:38 PM (xvV+O)

52 The NYT is all over the flights hitting both Schumer and Gillibrand hard.

J/k there’s no mention of any of it.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:38 PM (b4qzS)

53 It's the smug look he has every single time he's in front of a camera.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)

As he tells another lie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (qrzX6)

54 Gillibrand: "I've never been on a private jet!"

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Why cant these people just say "yeah ive been on a private jet, so what?" I doubt anyone would care and it would be refreshing to see a shitbag politician own up to something for once

no they have to lie upstairs, downstairs, sideways and up the anus of Massie's assie

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (fapp/)

55 God remember the Castro brothers? Leftards so badly wanted a President Castro. Then at least one got in trouble and they vanished. I think.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (h2pEv)

56 > Castro indicted.

Fidel?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (mkw2N)

57 Huh.

I guess it makes sense that the Secretary of Transportation would know when and how Congresscritters flit about the country on taxpayer dimes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (gnNyN)

58 I dislike Schumer more than any other politician.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)

I dunno, that's a high bar to clear.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (6YNz+)

59 Gillibrand: "I've never been on a private jet!"
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She is of course referring to a bidet.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (h2pEv)

60 Pritzker thinks the mob somehow won’t tear his ass up and torch his mansion if he talks shit

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:40 PM (uGukK)

61 The GOP will never recover from what Donald Trump has done to it.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (vFG9F)

Which, allow me to gently suggest, is the entire fucking point.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:40 PM (Kdi1r)

62 Castro indicted.

Fidel?
Posted by: bonhomme

I think he's lying next to Che Guava.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:40 PM (diia5)

63 Pritzker is going to win the 28 Dem primary.

I can't wait for the skinny upper class white bitches who wouldn't be caught dead with a fat man pretending how they love fat men.

Are their Paulo's fat? They are not. They are Paulos.

Posted by: MJ at May 20, 2026 01:41 PM (XOmY9)

64 @Breaking911 2h
BREAKING: Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.

I pray for his soul.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:41 PM (diia5)

65 39 I dislike Schumer more than any other politician.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)

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Mine keep changing roughly daily ... going on 45 years now.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (kUM31)

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I think there is some guy running for congress out of California who is a proponent of pedophilia....so, I'm going to have to put him a the top of my "toss out of a helicopter list" by default.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (dIske)

66
I think Raul Castro is about to ride on a private jet.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (n7rxJ)

67 Fidel?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (mkw2N)

Probably Raul, since they would have to dig up Fidel's cremains. But they may be planning on seizing the Castro millions banked overseas.

There is a recent short speech by SoS Rubio to the Cuban people

https://tinyurl.com/4pm9pdnv

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)

68 Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyway

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (fapp/)

69 65 I think there is some guy running for congress out of California who is a proponent of pedophilia....so, I'm going to have to put him a the top of my "toss out of a helicopter list" by default.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (dIske)

They already have a Pedophile Congressman. Scott Weiner.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (iXqHn)

70 For those of you keeping score at home, I'm still not sick of all the winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (2Ez/1)

71 dislike Schumer more than any other politician.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)

Agreed.

It's the smug look he has every single time he's in front of a camera.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)

All my Least Wanted list are Republicans.

But if we're talking Dems, I hate Pete Buttzkrieg the most. He's a walking exemplar of everything wrong in America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (BI5O2)

72
Sorry for harkening back to the previous thread

[ Massie ] also claimed he had conducted himself "with honor" and had not thrown a "single foul ball," which... doesn't make sense. You can throw a strike and you can throw a ball but you can't throw a foul ball. You hit a foul ball.

He ought to get together with Tampon Tim, the noted caller of a "Pick Six" football play and they can regale each other with their "spurts noledje".

Whatta couple of clowns.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (ixS3i)

73
Danny Glover will have to do without the his annual pilgrimage to Fidel's grave soon.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (Y8DZL)

74 by the way, twitchy has a short vid of duffy and gillibrand going at it in a non-sexual way

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (CWTWj)

75 "I dislike [name] more than any other politician"

Tough one. SOOOO many worthy contenders!

I think today I'll go with Senator Chris Murphy (D-NJ).

Certainly a good choice no one can criticize, even if they prefer a different pol.

I think Murphy's overt cheering for the mullahs puts him over the top.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (RCjYY)

76 I know Fidel's dead. I was joking, you guys.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (mkw2N)

77 it wasn't a private jet. It was a CHARTER jet.

Apparently, there's a difference.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (QX6xo)

78 Apparently one of the San Diego WHITE PRIDE shooters had a... waifu pillow.
tinyurl.com/4utescas

Posted by: weebs, man at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (gKWVE)

79 oh, sorry, forgot the boss posted that vid. oops

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (CWTWj)

80 Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Posted by: JB "Jive" Pritzker at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (BSRx7)

81 They already have a Pedophile Congressman. Scott Weiner.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (iXqHn)
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Yeah, that's the guy. He's currently a State Senator...and is running to fill Pelosi's seat.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (dIske)

82 An anagram of 'Barney Frank' is Fanny Barker

Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (J4Dwc)

83 Barney Frank is dead.

That's one more cock that won't be up a hairy man ass..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (QX6xo)

84 It's sad that NY votes for these people. The kickbacks must be irresistible.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (D1E+2)

85 Are their Paulo's fat? They are not. They are Paulos.
Posted by: MJ

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I do not know who this "Paulo" person is, but if he was Paolo, he would provide... how do you say... multiple "O"s.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (fm9E/)

86 From NBC New York:
"The Trump administration has secured criminal charges against former Cuban President Raúl Castro for his alleged role in the 1996 shootdown of two planes operated by the Miami-based exile group Brothers to the Rescue."

+++

So, what?
Another Maduro snatch'n'grab?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (2Ez/1)

87
I'm becoming convinced there are two kinds of "Libertarians"

- The ones who want pot and whores

- Gold bugs who blame the Jews for everything

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (HdYcL)

88 Omg, Trump saying he could run for PM of Israel was hilarious! Just toying with the press, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5)

89 Ah.'Charter' vs .'Private'

Sponge noted it first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

90 did he fill Paul Pelosi's seat?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (gKWVE)

91 So it turns out I did tear my Achilles.

Bummer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
......

Sorry to hear that. Hope they gave you some of the Good Stuff.
Take care.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (UjdFS)

92 @81 he's a raging gay, I don't think he's trying to fill Pelosi 's seat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (gu0hJ)

93 87
I'm becoming convinced there are two kinds of "Libertarians"

- The ones who want pot and whores

- Gold bugs who blame the Jews for everything
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (HdYcL)

You forgot the third type : Those who want Turd-Worlders to flood the zone and drive down wages because they think slave wages will make everything cheap.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (iXqHn)

94 did he fill Paul Pelosi's seat?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (gKWVE)

HAMMERTIME!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (QX6xo)

95 LOL

House Democrats plan to oppose a bill to establish terms for building a Smithsonian women’s history museum on the National Mall because Republicans added language to limit its subjects to biological females.

The House is set to vote on the bill Thursday. It’s expected to pass with some bipartisan support but far fewer Democratic votes than a previous bipartisan version of the bill would have earned.

The drop in Democratic support could jeopardize the measure’s chances of passing the Senate, where it would need support from at least seven Democrats to clear a filibuster.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (CNl8/)

96 I was doing a little research since Pritzker got brought up. His wife is from here where I live and her mother just passed away. Anyways I learned today that Pritzker's own mother died after she jumped out of a tow truck while intoxicated and it ran her over. Dang.

Posted by: Mollly k. at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (j/yko)

97 You see, chartering a private plane makes the plane not private.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (XeU6L)

98 Jeez. It's NY. A twin Cessna would be almost as fast, a lot more efficient, open up more small airports, and cost a hell of a lot less.
Oh....
Sorry...
We're talking about democrats.
Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (2WIwB)

99 Pitcher is definitely on ozempic.

Still a fat slob, but a little less so than last year.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)

100 64 @Breaking911 2h
BREAKING: Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.

I pray for his soul.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:41 PM (diia5)

To be brutally tortured in the foulest pits of hell for all eternity.

Posted by: Imprecatory prayer is a thing, right? at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (TbWk/)

101 Hadrian VII: there's a guy on Youtube I follow, who is a tech libertarian. Louis Rossman. He's all buttmad now because the Eternal Jew got Massie booted off the ticket. Very disappointing to see younger people otherwise-sane suddenly contract the Jew Thing and foam at the mouth.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)

102 I'm becoming convinced there are two kinds of "Libertarians"

- The ones who want pot and whores

- Gold bugs who blame the Jews for everything

Both camps seem to be huge abortion fans too.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (mkw2N)

103 Barney Frank is dead.
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Hardest hit: Male hookers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

104 90 did he fill Paul Pelosi's seat?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (gKWVE)
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Paul fills his own seat every time he drinks.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (2cvSc)

105 Barney Frank was the kind of guy who would bend over to cross the aisle.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (vFG9F)

106 Dang, the Republicans actually stood up for biological women. Thanks!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (4KUe5)

107 MKH is a keeper.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (3uBP9)

108 96
At least it was quick... ish

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (2cvSc)

109 101 Hadrian VII: there's a guy on Youtube I follow, who is a tech libertarian. Louis Rossman. He's all buttmad now because the Eternal Jew got Massie booted off the ticket. Very disappointing to see younger people otherwise-sane suddenly contract the Jew Thing and foam at the mouth.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)

Young (Under 40) Wignats are pretty much motivated entirely by their hatred of blacks and Jews.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (iXqHn)

110 Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.
.......

Hope he bought two adjacent burial plots for his XXL coffin.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (UjdFS)

111 Speaking of Erik Erickson, he was on the Ruthless Podcast yesterday. He didn't sound bad, but he knew who he was sitting with, so I guess his RINO didn't show up that day.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (BCuCF)

112 I am very sad to hear of the passing of my former House colleague Barney Fag.

Posted by: Dick Armey at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (CNl8/)

113 Hardest hit: Male hookers

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I think it's more accurate to say male hookers will no longer be hardest hit

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (fapp/)

114
Pritzker's own mother died after she jumped out of a tow truck while intoxicated and it ran her over. Dang.
Posted by: Mollly k.

Was there a train involved?

Posted by: Country song at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Cqx++)

115 Barney Frank was the kind of guy who would bend over to cross the aisle.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (vFG9F)

Why did the chickenhawk cross the aisle?

To get to the young male pages' backsides.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (dK+Kv)

116
Didn't one of Fwank's aides run a gay prostitute ring out of Barney's apartment?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (HdYcL)

117 Was there a train involved?

Posted by: Country song at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Cqx++)

When Pritzker was conceived? Probably

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (2cvSc)

118 It's called fighting back. See how much fun it is?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (t+TFX)

119 Hardest hit: Male hookers

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I think it's more accurate to say male hookers will no longer be hardest hit
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (fapp/)
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I'm sure there's no shortage of Congressional pimps who will take them in...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (gnNyN)

120 Gillibrand: "I've never been on a private jet!"

Classic politician equivocation.
You cannot hate these people enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (2WIwB)

121 XTC, Rossman is one of the darker-complected "wignats" if he is one, but you know and I know that the biggest 1488!rahowa fucktards online show up with names like "Fuentes" and "Velazquez".

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (gKWVE)

122 It's called fighting back. See how much fun it is?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (t+TFX)

Pick a tactic your people enjoy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (Kdi1r)

123 Iirc, Gillibrand’s father was the lawyer for the NXIUM cult, which was headquartered in upstate NY.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (4KUe5)

124 Please to not speak disparagingly of our loyal minions Pritzker and Schumer.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 20, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

125
Barney Frank is dead.

Nipped it in the bud!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 01:53 PM (Cqx++)

126 >>> Hadrian VII: there's a guy on Youtube I follow, who is a tech libertarian. Louis Rossman. He's all buttmad now because the Eternal Jew got Massie booted off the ticket. Very disappointing to see younger people otherwise-sane suddenly contract the Jew Thing and foam at the mouth.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)

That's too bad. I thrived on his apple hate, it fueled me. After sj died and the company went to hell. I'm a spurned ex mac super fan. Which are probably their biggest haters now.

Anyway I'm glad I don't follow him now or get to see any of that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 01:53 PM (3uBP9)

127 121 XTC, Rossman is one of the darker-complected "wignats" if he is one, but you know and I know that the biggest 1488!rahowa fucktards online show up with names like "Fuentes" and "Velazquez".
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (gKWVE)

And the ones who aren't Hispanic are usually Indians who want to shit on Pakistan.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (iXqHn)

128
55 remember the Castro brothers? Leftards so badly wanted a President Castro. Then at least one got in trouble and they vanished. I think.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (h2pEv)

Yep I remember those losers. They were from a politically influential Democrat family in San Antonio, their mother was the party chairwoman. Hillary decided they were going to be the ones to Turn Texas Blue, so the Clintons pumped an incredible amount of money into promoting them.

But they were both worthless nepo babies, and no one ever gave a damn about them outside of San Antonio. Who knows what they’re doing now, who cares.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (TH/2I)

129 So, what is this “wingnat” thing?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

130 > I learned today that Pritzker's own mother died after she jumped out of a tow truck while intoxicated and it ran her over.

Yikes. That's awful.

Fellas, don't let your ladies get blasted and jump out of moving vehicles.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (mkw2N)

131 Frank employed a male prostitute as a personal aide, then fired him when he learned in 1989 that the man was operating an escort service out of the congressman’s apartment. The two originally met when Frank answered an ad in the Washington Blade that read, “Hot bottom plus large endowment equals a good time.”

Frank sought to portray himself as a dutiful liberal trying to help a poor lost soul. The Ethics Committee, after a lengthy investigation, found him guilty of fixing the man’s parking tickets but not having sex in the House gym; he was reprimanded by his colleagues and still serves in Congress.

- Politico, of all places.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)

132 I think Pritzker ate the jive turkey.
Posted by: BruceWayne

It was a jive turducken.

Later it came through the hole like BOOM!

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (We5PL)

133 I mean, I’ve been “in” a private jet, but not “on” one.

Posted by: Sen Gillibrand at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (4KUe5)

134 Was Sec. Duffy recounting 'free' trips she took on USAF aircraft? Technically, those are chartered flights.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (5rh/l)

135 129 129 So, what is this “wingnat” thing?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

Not "wingnat". Wignat. It's short for "Wi**er Nationalist".

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (iXqHn)

136 Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5)

Trump loved the old hung for a sheep as a lamb

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (h2pEv)

137 Lol. Trump just said Talarico is a vegan "you can't get elected as a vegan in Texas"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (gu0hJ)

138 Loves!!!

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (h2pEv)

139 I'm not sure it is possible for Pritzker to be crushed, but MK Hammer crushed him.

As for Gillibrand, she looked shocked that she got caught. If she were a Republican, she'd be finished. Unfortunately, she will probably just slither into hiding for awhile.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (EaLNz)

140
After sj died and the company went to hell. I'm a spurned ex mac super fan. Which are probably their biggest haters now.

___________

I once thought there's no one more loathsome than Steve Jobs, but the competition is a-risin'.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:57 PM (HdYcL)

141 I don't get why Louis Rossman would give a shit about the political fate of Tom Massie. Or why the Jews would oppose Right to Repair.

It must be my lack of imagination.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (yFLFB)

142 When Pritzker was conceived? Probably"

Caterpillar. D 9

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (XuXeR)

143 I learned today that Pritzker's own mother died after she jumped out of a tow truck while intoxicated and it ran her over.
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His mom was Florida Man?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (h2pEv)

144 All of the supposed different types of Libertarians?

They're not inconsistent! You could construct a platform embracing EVERYTHING, i.e., whores, anti-semites, legal drugs, into a coherent platform quite easily, I submit.

My most unforgettable Libertarian is a Gabby Hayes lookalike who helped the DEMs re-elect former Sen. Jon Tester (D-MT) six years ago. Gabby said he was running because "Trump is soft on the Second Amendment."

The DEMs in MT circulated the petitions that got Gabby on the ballot.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (RCjYY)

145 Long time, sup Horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (eZwyX)

146 "I guess part of how we as House Democrats view this moment: either MAGA extremists are going to break the country, or we’re going to break them. And our goal is to break them.

We will defeat them.

We have to beat them electorally, and then we have to break their spirit because of the extremism that’s being unleashed on the American people that’s completely and totally unacceptable."

-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

147 I learned today that Pritzker's own mother died after she jumped out of a tow truck while intoxicated and it ran her over.
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His mom was Florida Man?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (h2pEv)

Or was this a situation similar to the first Mrs. Biden?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (Kdi1r)

148 Wi**er?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

149 Long time, sup Horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (eZwyX)

Lurking lurker who lurks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (dK+Kv)

150
- Politico, of all places.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)

____________

I keep getting him mixed up with the other Masshole, Gerry Studds, who boinked House pages. A little peccadillo that never prevented his serial re-election.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (HdYcL)

151 Are we sure that Mrs. Pritzker didn't ACK herself just to get away from JB?

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:00 PM (iXqHn)

152 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (dK+Kv)

I don’t lurk. Aces website crashed my browser when going to his main page consistently.

This time it didn’t so I’m back.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:01 PM (eZwyX)

153 Nurse dropping the 'JT word'...but its justified.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 02:01 PM (xcxpd)

154 My philosophy on Chicago is that the people living there don't deserve to have actions taken to lessen their crime. Trump gave them to opportunity to make a big difference and their response overall was indifference, and adherence to politicians that allow it to continue.

Ideological political stance is more important that some 7 year old getting shot while buying an ice cream. Great! Drown in that. Enjoy.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (dIske)

Chicago is best understood as a small nation in the Balkans or East Europe. Might be under Communist rule, or under one of the Thugocracy oligarchies afterward. But pretending they have an elective government is a stretch.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:01 PM (8avO+)

155 110 Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.

A man who hadn't the slightest business writing economic legislation.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (t+TFX)

156 148 Wi**er?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

I can't say it because it's a derivative of the n-word.

Usually, that would mean a white person who acts ghetto.

But in the case of Wignat, it's just used as a substitute for "White" because "Whinat" doesn't really sound like anything.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (iXqHn)

157 Barney Frank always seemed to me like a guy who wore a diaper to catch all of the semen dripping out of his sphincter before it soiled his trousers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (D1E+2)

158 This time it didn’t so I’m back."

Welcome back!

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (XuXeR)

159 >>> I don't get why Louis Rossman would give a shit about the political fate of Tom Massie. Or why the Jews would oppose Right to Repair.

It must be my lack of imagination.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (yFLFB)

It could be typical NE racism which seems to be of a refined sort. Also he has had a lot of issues with rent and property and having to move from one shop to another. Which some would blame on "them".

I hadn't seen the antisemitism but it has been a long time sense I watched and mostly then it was, bagging on apple's terrible quality control, which I enjoy, rooting for "right to repair", which I agree with, and having trouble finding property for his repair shops.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (3uBP9)

160 144 The DEMs in MT circulated the petitions that got Gabby on the ballot.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (RCjYY)
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This is where having the news media in your back pocket is very helpful. If the GOP tries this, the media screams from the rooftops that the GOP is funding a spoiler candidate.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0bjKf)

161 7 Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Given that the rate of STDs in Congress must be higher than in the Villages of Florida, I don't think you really want to go there.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)

162 "I guess part of how we as House Democrats view this moment: either MAGA extremists are going to break the country, or we’re going to break them. And our goal is to break them.

We will defeat them.

We have to beat them electorally, and then we have to break their spirit because of the extremism that’s being unleashed on the American people that’s completely and totally unacceptable."

-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

How moderate.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)

163
We are saved the year-long Bawney Fwank funeral as he took time to step out of the party and criticize it last month.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (Y8DZL)

164 'Gold bugs'? Not familiar with that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

165 Long time, sup Horde.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM

Dude! There's so much that has happened!

Did you know Ace built a rocking chair for his porch, but had to disassemble it to get it outside? And he's learning to speak a dialect of Corvid!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)

166 Sean Duffy was an excellent appointment.
Love how many of Trump’s cabinet are out there doing things, engaging with the public, making sure we see the work and results.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (4KUe5)

167 137 Lol. Trump just said Talarico is a vegan "you can't get elected as a vegan in Texas"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (gu0hJ)

Vegans opened a restaurant in the same business center as a friend's iconic burger place. Then they began protesting "the smell" with signs and a bullhorn.
I walked up to the protestors and said "Everything you eat has microbes in it and they're living animals."
One lady dropped her sign and started puking.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (2cvSc)

168 Barney Frank is dead.

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However, the male prostitution ring being run out of his D.C. townhouse lives on ...

/BTW, don't know if it's my browser (Brave) or the HQ, but I think the latter may have a memory leak. I get occasional messages from the browser about needing to close the page because it's so slow -- and subsequent tabs and links won't open (just hang) -- until I have to close and re-open the browser.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (kUM31)

169 Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (XuXeR)

Thanks man

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (eZwyX)

170 These deep blue cities may be irrecoverable. The politicians are in too deep a thrall to their cult and the voters haven't the wits or common sense to understand the definition of insanity.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 02:04 PM (t+TFX)

171 Pritzker is OK with young men having their genitals removed because he hasn't seen his own in decades and sees nothing (!) literally wrong with that.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 20, 2026 02:04 PM (TezPK)

172 We have to beat them electorally, and then we have to break their spirit because of the extremism that’s being unleashed on the American people that’s completely and totally unacceptable."

-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

"Their kind must never rise again."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (Kdi1r)

173 Well, Barney Frank, as far as I'm aware is the only national politician to set up a gay bordello in D.C.

As far as I'm aware....

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (dIske)

174 Given that the rate of STDs in Congress must be higher than in the Villages of Florida"

Ewww. Just. Ewww.

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (XuXeR)

175 Is Gillibrand the sophisticate who eats salad with a comb, or am I confusing her with another whackjob?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (2z+OF)

176
I keep getting him mixed up with the other Masshole, Gerry Studds, who boinked House pages. A little peccadillo that never prevented his serial re-election.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

He was punished with a standing ovation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (Cqx++)

177 Thanks man"

Sure. Used to be "anon a mouse" when we'd chatter back in the day

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (XuXeR)

178 Did Rep Barney Frank ever receive his $1 discount on the ferry ride to Fire Island? He made a scene when the senior discount was not extended.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (q2NNn)

179 27 I dislike Schumer more than any other politician.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)

Agreed.

It's the smug look he has every single time he's in front of a camera.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)

The worst smug look he gave was over 40 years ago when he was sitting slumped in his chair listening to the testimony of a woman whose parents had been murdered in front of her at a Luby's (sic?) restaurant in Waco TX. (It was one of the first mass shootings as I recall). Her testimony was riveting as she described many people being murdered and knowing that she had left her hand-gun in the car because it was "illegal" to carry inside. Schumer's bored look enrages me to this day.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (U4hpE)

180 111 Speaking of Erik Erickson, he was on the Ruthless Podcast yesterday. He didn't sound bad, but he knew who he was sitting with, so I guess his RINO didn't show up that day.
Posted by: Jaimo
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Erick always sounds like he is full of fart gas like a guy that breathes in a balloon before he speaks.

I suspect methane is inflating him and if someone lit a match, the room would blow up.

I do think he sniffs his own farts and think it smells like roses.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

181 whoa...

"Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
18h
Friendly fire? One of the three deceased Muslims killed at the terror-linked Islamic Center of San Diego praised Adolph Hitler for killing Jews. Amin Abdullah is being celebrated by the media and Muslims on social media.

The two teens who killed themselves after the shooting appeared to have left behind manifestos praising Hitler.

The mosque is infamous for having some of the 9/11 hijackers among its members."

Good to know! Thanks Andy.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (GD0B3)

182 $84 to fill up on gas to get to work so I can make money to be taxed on to fight Middle East wars that keep gas prices high.

I'm honestly at the the "f*ck it" level of interest in midterms at this point. Nobody gives two shits about the working class.

Not f*ggot loving communists on the left, not corporate d*ck slurping capitalists on the right.

I'm over it.

Posted by: Disenfranchised White Male at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (pB5NP)

183 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (2z+OF)

The salad comb eater is Amy Klobuchar

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (eZwyX)

184 * who else do you expect to work at an Islamist center linked to 9/11 atrocities ?

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (GD0B3)

185 27 I dislike Schumer more than any other politician.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Fortunately, burger joints know not to hire his ass by now.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

186 Sean Duffy was an excellent appointment.
Love how many of Trump’s cabinet are out there doing things, engaging with the public, making sure we see the work and results.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (4KUe5)

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It became immediately clear (with of course a few exceptions which one would expect) early on in Trump 2.0 that he was bringing in EXCELLENT COMMUNICATORS to -- in addition to them being competent go-getters, be clear & up front with the American (and worldwide) people -- beat down the #FakeNews and #Hollywood-For-Ugly-People CongressCritters.

Ronaldus Magnus smiles from heaven ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (kUM31)

187 166 Sean Duffy was an excellent appointment.
Love how many of Trump’s cabinet are out there doing things, engaging with the public, making sure we see the work and results.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (4KUe5)
_______________________

The DOT is actually using hobby drones to police national trucking companies. Next time you pull into a rather large truck stop take a look above the parking area. There will likely be a few drones matching up license plates to Nat. DOT numbers.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (dIske)

188
This time it didn’t so I’m back.
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Always good to see you. Be thankful that it wasn't your shelves that crashed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 02:08 PM (XeU6L)

189 The National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) just posted its best year-to-date fundraising numbers in Committee history, hauling in a total of $57.6 million, capped by a strong $10.4 million in April alone.

The historic haul is the latest proof of a cycle-long trend: House Republicans continue dominating Democrats in the money race. From the NRCC continuing to outraise the DCCC, to the NRCC raking in its strongest Q1 in history, and swing-district Republicans continuing to outraise vulnerable House Democrats.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (Kdi1r)

190 Posted by: Disenfranchised White Male at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (pB5NP)

Completely understandable but man you can’t let the freaks back in power. You just can’t. Just keep dragging the GOP to where we want it. Takes a lot.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (eZwyX)

191
7 Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)

She's a Memory Care 7.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (iJfKG)

192 LOL

House Democrats plan to oppose a bill to establish terms for building a Smithsonian women’s history museum on the National Mall because Republicans added language to limit its subjects to biological females.

The House is set to vote on the bill Thursday. It’s expected to pass with some bipartisan support but far fewer Democratic votes than a previous bipartisan version of the bill would have earned.

The drop in Democratic support could jeopardize the measure’s chances of passing the Senate, where it would need support from at least seven Democrats to clear a filibuster.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (CNl8/)

Why do women or "women" need their own museum?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (8avO+)

193 wasn't Andy Ngo's report. He lifted it from PVelleAntiJihad.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (gKWVE)

194 137 Lol. Trump just said Talarico is a vegan "you can't get elected as a vegan in Texas"

Also, if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

Posted by: Alabama at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (q2NNn)

195 I found out today that Hyacinth was the patron godling of Sparta, who while talented with the bow and lyre, and was the beloved of Apollo, got killed by accident when he and Apollo were out practicing with the discus throw. Apollo tried everything to bring him back and failed.
It really reminds me in a way of the Death of Baldur
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (rbvCR)

Didn’t know that. Personally I just like the flower. Guess the flowers were named that as they grew where his blood was shed.

Posted by: Hyacinth at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (vjUC3)

196 175 Is Gillibrand the sophisticate who eats salad with a comb, or am I confusing her with another whackjob?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (2z+OF)

I think that was Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (uEmCf)

197
PUNY HUMANS! FEAR YOUR ROBOTIC OVERLORDS!

https://x.com/tatumturnup/status/2056890084822290719

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (ixS3i)

198 /BTW, don't know if it's my browser (Brave) or the HQ, but I think the latter may have a memory leak. I get occasional messages from the browser about needing to close the page because it's so slow -- and subsequent tabs and links won't open (just hang) -- until I have to close and re-open the browser.
Posted by: ShainS
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Probably the website running some crappy script. Go straight to comments link rather than the main page. Different server I think.

No problem with Brave for me desktop or phone. Same with Vivaldi. Haven't tried the latest iteration of firefox yet.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

199 68 Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyway

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May his sphincter know eternal relief.

Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (Cjger)

200 ...We have to beat them electorally, and then we have to break their spirit because of the extremism that’s being unleashed on the American people that’s completely and totally unacceptable."

-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

Is there a fucking reporter in this country that could be bothered to ask this asshole for examples of this "extremism"?
Or any other Democrat?

There's not enough rope in the country to hang all these fucking "journalists".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (U4hpE)

201 (pB5NP)

🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (GD0B3)

202 >"Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
18h
Friendly fire? One of the three deceased Muslims killed at the terror-linked Islamic Center of San Diego praised Adolph Hitler for killing Jews. Amin Abdullah is being celebrated by the media and Muslims on social media.

That's quite a claim. Unlikely to be reported in the national media, if true.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ48h)

203 196 175 Is Gillibrand the sophisticate who eats salad with a comb, or am I confusing her with another whackjob?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

MN Senator Klobachar. Gillibrand is the NY sex cult adjacent as Lizzy noted above.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

204 Smithsonian women’s history museum"

*decides not to engage*

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (XuXeR)

205 $84 to fill up on gas to get to work so I can make money to be taxed on to fight Middle East wars that keep gas prices high.

I'm honestly at the the "f*ck it" level of interest in midterms at this point. Nobody gives two shits about the working class.

Not f*ggot loving communists on the left, not corporate d*ck slurping capitalists on the right.

I'm over it.

Posted by: Disenfranchised White Male at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (pB5NP)

It has always been a made up term by non working class people using them for personal gain.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (8avO+)

206 Why do women need their museum?

Because Feminist Studies exists and must be fed?
I have no idea. It’s dumb.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (4KUe5)

207 What term is made up?

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (eZwyX)

208 Pritzker trying to impress blacks( who btw want the NationalGuard)

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (YwEeS)

209 That's quite a claim. Unlikely to be reported in the national media, if true.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ48h)

Not a claim, his posts were for all to see. Then they were locked within 24h of the incident. Still, smart people saved them.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (GD0B3)

210 175 Is Gillibrand the sophisticate who eats salad with a comb, or am I confusing her with another whackjob?

That would be Klobachar, Minnestota's next governor.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Cjger)

211 -- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

"Their kind must never rise again."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (Kdi1r)

"There is no point in bringing about co-operation among nations, based upon permanent understanding, until this Jewish fission-fungus of peoples has been removed."

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (h2pEv)

212
Bawney "Every Mortgage Holder A Broke And Credit Risk Mortgage Holder" Fwanker

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (ixS3i)

213 The mosque is infamous for having some of the 9/11 hijackers among its members.
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My skeptical eye when reading X posts said "BS!", until I realized that he meant "used to". Since the hijackers are all dead, and such. Carry on.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (9ESuk)

214 I don’t lurk. Aces website crashed my browser when going to his main page consistently.

This time it didn’t so I’m back.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Try brave and going directly to the comment link.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

215 What term is made up?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (eZwyX)

working class. we don't even have classes to speak of in the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)

216 May his sphincter know eternal relief.
Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (Cjger)

Wait, don't we want eternal torment? Like humanoid and having just eaten Chipotle but never being able to get to the bathroom and sitting on cold concrete?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

217 Nice place...

" Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
20h
The Islamic Center of San Diego, the mosque where three members were killed by two teens in a shooting, has a history of extremism.

Some of the 9/11 hijackers were members there before going on to kill thousands in the name of Islam.

Soon after the Oct. 7, 2023 terrorist attacks in Israel, the mosque posted a promotion for an event celebrating the "martyrs" who died in the offensive"

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (GD0B3)

218 De plane vas going there anyvay!

Posted by: Ariana Puffington at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (oftw2)

219
Less than two weeks till PRIDE MONTH!

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)

220 219
Less than two weeks till PRIDE MONTH!
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)

Something, something, WRATH MONTH.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:16 PM (uEmCf)

221 May his sphincter know eternal relief.
Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (Cjger)

Wait, don't we want eternal torment? Like humanoid and having just eaten Chipotle but never being able to get to the bathroom and sitting on cold concrete?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

since he liked it so much in life, maybe not.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

222 I wonder if there are recordings of the sermons...hmmm.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:16 PM (GD0B3)

223 196 175 Is Gillibrand the sophisticate who eats salad with a comb, or am I confusing her with another whackjob?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (2z+OF)

I think that was Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz.
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It was the upright frumpy beluga, Amy Klobecher.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (73/SM)

224 June is National Zoo and Aquarium Month !

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)

225 And here is the money quote on X for Senate GOPe Panicans.
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Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
·
5h
Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA): If Democrats take control of the Senate, they should get rid of the "arcane" filibuster

"We owe it to the people to give them their voice. That’s basic, it’s foundational, and no arcane Senate procedural rule should block people’s ability to be heard in their democracy.”

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)

226
That would be Klobachar, Minnestota's next governor.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Cjger)

____________

Which is more prevalent, governors who quit to become senators or senators who quit to become governors? If you have an itch for national issues, it's the first. But being a senator can become boring and if you want executive power, it's the second.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (HdYcL)

227 175 Is Gillibrand the sophisticate who eats salad with a comb, or am I confusing her with another whackjob?

That would be Klobachar, Minnestota's next governor.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Cjger)
=======================
Isn't Gillibrand the one who was associated with the crazy sex cult, the one named by a bunch of letters?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (qg7i9)

228 For people with problems on this site, use an adblocker and uBlock Origin lite. If you use the site often as I do, click on the Paypal link on the main page to support the site. I can then use the site with a clear conscience, because I am paying to help keep things running.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (Dg7ng)

229 Babylon Bee:

Democrats accuse Spencer Pratt of not wanting to destroy California.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (b4qzS)

230 Some of X's replies to Pritzker are initially kind of funny. , but after a while "You're so fat. Stop eating" said to him is redundant. I don't expect he reads many of the replies anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (n3VHW)

231 Why is it that I cannot make rice in a rice cooker? There are probably a billion asians that could make delicious, nutritious, beautiful looking rice with two rocks and a yak's bladder and I can't manage things with a state of the art machine. They say cup of rice to cup of water, no I get hot uncooked rice. An eyedropper more water and I get rice soup.

It must be a genetic thing. My scotch-irish hillbilly ancestors were hunted by rice monsters and we have no natural ability with it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (3uBP9)

232 working class. we don't even have classes to speak of in the US.
Posted by: Oldcat
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We do but discussing SES means you lose half the audience.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)

233 219
Less than two weeks till PRIDE MONTH!

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Otherwise known as Gay Ramadan.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (Cjger)

234 Isn't Gillibrand the one who was associated with the crazy sex cult, the one named by a bunch of letters?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (qg7i9)

NXIUM? Dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

235 Pritzker is one jive turkey.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM

"It ain't cool to be no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving."

- Big black guy in cell #4 on the 9th floor

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 02:19 PM (bFu5X)

236
Isn't Gillibrand the one who was associated with the crazy sex cult

________

A lot of candidates for that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (HdYcL)

237 I do think he [Erickson] sniffs his own farts and think it smells like roses.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

---------------

Reminds me of a recent funny post by Data Republican in the comments of one of her epic posts (entitled "The 'Fourth Founding': How our Unelecteds Plan to Rewrite the Constitution (Part 1)"):

"They're all connected because their entire job is to attend each other's lavish conferences and fart-speak all day."

x.com/DataRepublican/status/
2055474546636124600

[BTW, am are the only one not being able to get URL-link-shorteners is.gd or tinyurl.com to work recently?]

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (mEXdb)

238 Good point.

i guess I don't even f*cking exist because of whatever words you don't like to describe being roofer.

Posted by: Disenfranchised White Male at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (pB5NP)

239 It must be a genetic thing. My scotch-irish hillbilly ancestors were hunted by rice monsters and we have no natural ability with it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (3uBP9)

You live in one of those weird, non standard elevations?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

240 OT: a contractor died at Starbase a few hours ago. He fell off of... something.
Starship's launch is postponed until tomorrow.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (gKWVE)

241 Why is it that I cannot make rice in a rice cooker"

Same here. I can't prepare a bag of precooked uncle Ben's...

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (XuXeR)

242 I keep getting him mixed up with the other Masshole, Gerry Studds, who boinked House pages. A little peccadillo that never prevented his serial re-election.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (HdYcL)

Me, too, which is why I went looking. Not to say he didn't partake. But if he did, he wasn't caught for it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)

243 Why is it that I cannot make rice in a rice cooker"

What are you doing?

Posted by: dagny at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (chM/Q)

244 >>> Try brave and going directly to the comment link.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

Depends if you are desktop or mobile. Iphone brave doesn't do the hq anymore. It will freeze the whole phone and crash brave.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (3uBP9)

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