The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 5/ 20/26

Good morning kids. Let's start off with the cancerous existential threat that is the Anti-American Left and its epicenter the Democrat party. I'm beyond revolted and horrified to the point of being apoplectic and blood-boiling enraged at this as anyone with even a scintilla of common decency and an understanding of history and human nature would and should be.

The top Democrat in a southern Texas House race, sex therapist Maureen Galindo, has called for transforming an immigration facility into a “prison for American Zionists” equipped with a castration center.
Galindo’s campaign made a vile pledge that she will introduce legislation to that effect if she gets elected to Congress after baselessly alleging her Dem runoff foe was “being paid to put Jews and Mexicans in concentration camps via Zionist trafficking networks.”
“When Maureen gets into Congress, she’ll write legislation so that all Zionism and support of Zionism is undoubtedly Anti-Semitic, since it’s Zionism harming the Semites,” her campaign wrote on Instagram last week.The sex therapist candidate called to transform an ICE facility into a prison for American Zionists.
Yet her remarks about dumping Zionists into an ICE facility sound a lot like putting Jews in warehouses.
“The standard that Democrats rightly apply to right-wing antisemites must apply equally to left-wing Jew-haters,” the watchdog group StopAntisemitism said in a statement. “Democratic leaders must clearly, publicly denounce these bigots infecting their party without hedging.
“They must decline to appear on platforms with Hasan Piker. They must stop winking at extremist voices and truly stand for the principles they claim to stand for.”
Galindo was the top Democrat in the March primary election, with 29.2% support to Garcia’s 27%. Since no one got a majority, the two advanced to a runoff election next Tuesday. . .
. . .Throughout the campaign cycle, Galindo has railed against Zionists. She’s also attacked “Jews who own Hollywood,” something that is a well-known anti-Semitic trope.

I wonder if Galindo came up with that brainwave about forcibly castrating Jews all on her own or if she stole it directly from the minutes of the 1942 Wannsee Conference regarding the Nazis Final Solution of the Jewish Question?!

For those who do not know, before they decided to exterminate the roughly 11 million Jews of Europe they expected to be under their control once they conquered Europe from the Channel to the Urals, they thought those that wouldn't be worked to death building roads and munitions would have their genitals bombarded with X-rays so they could be sure no Jews would survive. The mass shootings of the Einzatzgruppen were viewed as too cruel — not for the victims but for the executioners, you see

Graham Platner's Totenkopf tattoo is vile enough (and that he's a literal jerk-off!) but this evil slag is illustrative now of a growing segment of not just the leadership of the Democrat Party but far too many in its base.

On further reflection, I don't think Galindo is aware of the details of Wansee let alone the reality of the extermination of over 6 million Jews as well as other racial or political enemies of the Nazis. I think she dreamed up mass sterilization all on her own.

Let's face the unsettling truth in that she is not an outlier or one-off. She is not only a Leftist but one who is seeking political office and has the backing of the Democrat Party leadership.

Shredding the Constitution and erasing our history is merely the first step. Ultimately, they know that they will have to eradicate us physically in order to make sure we never rise again.

So, if this Galindo cancer were to be struck by a bolt of lightning or were to accidentally blow herself up in a tax-evasion scheme or Hamas bomb factory...

or be hit by a bus crossing the street or get a reverse Luigi Mangione treatment (nudge nudge wink wink) I would not shed a tear and in fact would roundly applaud it.

I do not condone violence. But waiting until after we're forced to wear a yellow star is a non-starter. My own family's World War 2 experience is now underscored by Democrat/Leftist acts of political and physical terrorism in its lust for absolute power.
Something must be done to stop this and stop them. Appealing to the better angels of their nature, forget it . . . they have none. Evil must be confronted and eradicated.

For bringing us to the brink of the abyss, there isn't a Hell hot enough for them to roast in.

Elsewhere ,
Last night looked to be a good night for the President and the conservative movement in general with several key primary victories. Most gratifying of all was the kicking to the curb of scumbag deluxe Tom Massie.

And then there's still Iran:

Citing the leaders of Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, he said “serious negotiations with Iran are now taking place” and expressed confidence in a deal which he vowed “will include “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN.”

So okay, but I'm still waiting for the OR ELSE part of this to take effect. As of now it sure seems as if President Trump is doing the Obama red line boogaloo. Feh.

Have a good day.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

“When Maureen gets into Congress, she’ll write legislation so that all Zionism and support of Zionism is undoubtedly Anti-Semitic, since it’s Zionism harming the Semites,” her campaign wrote on Instagram last week.
Sex therapist Dem candidate blasted over vile call to convert ICE facilities into camps for ‘American Zionists’ with castration center
Attorneys have First Amendment rights, just like everyone else.
John Eastman’s Disbarment in California Is an Outrageous Violation of the First Amendment Warranting Supreme Court Review

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Citing the leaders of Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, he said “serious negotiations with Iran are now taking place” and expressed confidence in a deal which he vowed “will include “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN.”
Michael Goodwin: Trump’s steadfast approach to ‘no nukes’ for Iran shows his unwavering resolve (still waiting to see the "Or Else" part of the equation - jjs)
“I was an hour away. We were all set to go... You’re talking about yesterday. It would have been happening right now."
Trump says US was 'hour away’ from launching Iran strike, gives new ‘two or three day’ deadline to come back to negotiations
We did not assemble the greatest armada the world has known to write Iran a traffic ticket.
There Is No Such Thing As A Deal With Iran
What the Iranian authorities appear to fear is not merely the circulation of information, but the social and political connectivity that allows dissent to transform into collective action.
Iran’s 70-Day Internet Blackout Reveals A Regime That Still Fears Its Own People
Negotiations with Iran still appear to be in limbo, as Vance could not confirm that a deal would be struck sooner rather than later.
Vance: U.S. Aims To Fend Off ‘Nuclear Arms Race’ ‘Domino’ Effect In Iran Negotiations

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Air Force traitor defected to Iran in 2013.
Reward for Monica Witt is Confession of FBI Failure

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
The move by these district attorneys could lead to confrontations between state and federal authorities, potentially affecting the administration of elections and the presence of federal agents at polling places.
Dem DAs Are Threatening to Charge ICE Agents Who Look for Illegals at Polling Places.
The training from Pritzker's Department of Human Rights—offered to 'private-sector, government, and public participants'—also shows a black woman torching the mosquitoes with a flamethrower
JB Pritzker Admin Depicts White People, Cops as Mosquitoes in Microaggression Training That Rails Against 'Color Blindness'
The Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL) has at least 28 event spaces, often called “Liberation Centers,” open since 2021 or in preparation, a Daily Caller News Foundation review of online PSL posts and local news reports found. The organization uses the centers to cultivate “revolutionary” thought and attract new local followers while organizing protests against foreign policy decisions and law enforcement.
China-Linked Group’s Socialist ‘Liberation Centers’ Coming To A Town Near You
Michigan Republicans want to know what role, if any, Jocelyn Benson played in the funding of hate groups when she sat on the board of the Southern Poverty Law Center
Michigan Gubernatorial Candidate Questioned Over Work For Southern Poverty Law Center.
Justin Pearson is the future of Democrat politics, who will raise his black power fist his way into prominence to accomplish nothing of substance except for being clapped for in white progressive circles as one of the good ones.
Democrats like Tennessee's Justin Pearson is why I left the Left
What is unfolding is not just partisan hardball but the normalization of constitutional lawfare, justified because it is by the left.
By Democrats’ Standards, Virginia Redistricting Lawyers Should Lose Their Jobs, Licenses, And Life Savings
The agreement establishes what supporters describe as a first-of-its-kind effort to compensate victims of alleged political persecution and government abuse. The fund could potentially include claims from individuals tied to January 6 prosecutions and others who argue they were subjected to politically motivated investigations or enforcement actions... Under the terms of the settlement, Trump, his sons, and the Trump Organization will receive a formal apology but no financial payment.
Trump Creates $1.776 Billion Fund for Victims of Government Weaponization After IRS Settlement
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
While it’s not against the law for a foreign traveler to deliver her baby in the U.S., Gill said it’s illegal to ‘misrepresent yourself.’
Lawmakers Open Investigation Into ‘Thriving Birth Tourism Economy’
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
The Sandy Fire’s eruption just two weeks before the June 2 mayoral primary is a clear sign that wildfire prevention and preparedness should be on forefront of any political discussion related to Southern California.
New Wildfire Scorches 700 Acres Near Simi Valley as L.A. Mayoral Race Heats Up
The goal of giving the government authority to impose labor terms on workers has always been to give more power to union officials.
Why Are Republicans Looking To Pass Obama-Era Forced Unionization Bill?

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
A massacre should never become a mandate to silence criticism or accelerate California’s embrace of sectarian politics under the banner of fighting “Islamophobia.”
Tragedy in San Diego Must Not Become a Tool for Islamization
You know what we didn’t get? Names of the dead suspects. Weird…
Manifesto, Weapons Recovered From Suspects in San Diego Islamic Center Shooting
Museum previously advocated for more migrants.
Muslim Refugee Plotted Louvre Terror Attack
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
Free Beacon, Jewish News Syndicate prohibited from attending event while mayor allows left-wing Jewish reporters entry
Caught on Camera: Transgender Anti-Israel Rabbi and Congressional Hopeful Brad Lander Among Small Crowd of Far-Left Jews To Attend Mamdani's Embattled Shavuot Party
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
“What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that our rights do not derive from government?”
MSNOW Host Katy Tur Displays Stunning Ignorance on the God Given Rights of Americans
A reflection on the media’s lust for ritual humiliation.
Mark Fuhrman Dies at Age 74
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
The increase reflects contracted sales that will typically close 30 to 45 days later, providing a forward-looking indicator of the broader housing market. Regional performance was uneven: the Northeast led with a 6.6 percent monthly gain, the Midwest posted a 3.0 percent increase, and the West edged up just 0.4 percent. The South contracted 0.7 percent month over month.
Pending Home Sales Rise 1.4% in April as Buyers Show Cautious Optimism
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
‘It’s time to base policy on real science and data not computer-generated end of the world scenarios’
Heartland Institute Experts React to President Trump’s Social Media Post About UN Retreating from Extremist Climate Models
Climate hysteria, which was always about power and money, finally seems to have peaked, and President Trump helped lead the way.
Following Trump’s Lead on the Climate Hoax
Consider this another public service announcement reminding readers that Climate "Science" is filled with crackpots.
Humanity Has Only A Few More Months To Live
‘Rather than offering the federal judiciary an objective guide to scientific principles, the chapter functions as an ex parte brief for one side of ongoing litigation.’
23 State AGs Probe Federal Judicial Center’s Distribution Of ‘Biased’ Climate Guide To Judges

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
As the store withdraws from the South Side, Alderman William Hall refuses to address the obvious problem: unchecked retail theft.
Another Walgreens Is Closing in Chicago—Blame Criminals, Not the Company
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“Most AFT members pay dues in exchange for workplace representation, not to fund the union president’s literary pursuits,” said Maxford Nelsen, the Freedom Foundation’s director of research and government affairs.
Report: Randi Weingarten Used at Least $1.4M in Teachers Union Resources to Write ‘Manifesto’ Book
Employing a value-added approach for teachers, pay-for-performance, and classroom cameras would lead to better-educated, less disruptive students.
Creating Meaningful Classroom Reform
Demographic disparities in medical and scientific knowledge show up long before admissions time. DEI manipulation at the end of the process doesn’t solve the problem.
The “Pipeline” Problem That Medical Schools Don’t Want to Discuss
“[October 7] was exhilarating! It was energizing!… I was exhilarated!”
Academic Assailant: Russell Rickford, Cornell University
Ingrid Mattson backed ‘sanctions on Israeli leaders,’ embargo against Jewish state, investigations of Jewish summer camps
ale Gives Honorary Degree to Canadian Anti-Israel ‘Activist’ Who Left Catholicism for Islam
When students display violent ideation, write explicit threats, or engage in escalating conduct, decisive intervention is not cruelty. It is responsibility.
Would You Leave Your Child in This School?
L'AFFAIRE EPSTEIN
The ongoing investigations underscore the international reach of Epstein’s network.
Police Open Investigation Into Historic Child Sex Abuse After Examining Epstein Files.
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
The investigation could have significant political and legal implications for Omar, who has been a prominent leftist in Congress and a vocal critic of the Trump administration. Omar has denied the allegations. The Vice President stressed on Tuesday that he does not want to “prejudge” the investigation.
Vance Confirms DOJ is Investigating Bro-Fo Omar for Immigration Fraud ‘Right Now.’
'Just a reminder this #Thanksgiving: This country was built on the systematic annihilation of Indigenous Peoples,' Senate hopeful wrote
Michigan's El-Sayed Endorsed 'Reparations' for 'Indigenous Peoples' in Deleted Tweet Attacking Thanksgiving
Platner was already facing intense scrutiny over his Nazi tattoo and past Reddit posts in which he allegedly used homophobic slurs, downplayed sexual assaults against women, made racist remarks, and identified as an anti-police communist.
Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties
Questions are mounting in Maine about Platner’s unusual financial arrangements
Graham Platner Won’t Say if His Monthly Government Payments for ‘100 Percent Disability’ Come With Work Restrictions
POLITICS
Trump has rallied his support for Gallrein, describing him as being a “winner” and an “American Hero.”
Trump-Backed Ed Gallrein Defeats Thomas Massie in Kentucky District 4 U.S. House Race
President Donald Trump notched another win after Barr, who he endorsed, defeated his Republican challengers and secured around 62% of the vote in the Kentucky Senate primary, according to NBC. Former Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron came in second place with around 29% of the vote as of publication. (RELATED: Democrat Primary Candidate Drops Out After Admitting Mail Theft)
Trump Ally Overcomes Tumultuous Senate Race In A Bitter Battle For Mitch McConnell’s Legacy
Republican gubernatorial candidates Burt Jones and Rick Jackson advance to a runoff in the Georgia primary
High-Stakes Georgia Primaries Could Reshape 2026 Midterms.
Trump announced his endorsement in a lengthy Truth Social statement, calling Paxton, “The Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas… an America First Patriot, and someone who has always been extremely loyal to me and our AMAZING MAGA MOVEMENT.”
Trump Gives Ken Paxton ‘Complete and Total Endorsement’ in Texas Senate Primary Against John Cornyn
It’s rarely discussed in the media, but it might be President Trump’s longest-lasting legacy: We no longer think of D.C. politicians as individual representatives from states and districts, but as members of a national team. And that’s a watershed transformation, because we elect politicians to solve problems. That’s the entire point of representative democracy!
Welcome to the NEW Republican Party: What It Stands for, What It Hates, and Why Thomas Massie Is Toast
"Why haven’t we put it out? Because we got our butts kicked!"
Democrats At Each Other’s Throats Again Over Infamous 2024 Autopsy
Emanuel’s lack of traction in the polls suggests that his extensive experience in Washington and his many policy proposals are not resonating with voters, who may be seeking fresh faces and ideas. Nevertheless, his continued efforts to engage with key primary states indicate he is undeterred by early polling results.
Rahm Emanuel’s 2028 Policy Blitz Falls Flat With Democrat Voters.
California’s ruling class turned decline into a business model, and Spencer Pratt’s insurgent campaign is finally speaking to voters in the only language the regime can’t ignore.
Will Spencer Pratt Realign California?
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
This week, the Secretary of State has issued new Cuban sanctions, and these get a lot more personal. On Monday, he "designated 11 Cuban regime elites and three government organizations, including government officials and military figures associated with Cuba’s security apparatus, many of whom are responsible for or have been involved in repressing the Cuban people."
Cuba Falling: These Sanctions Are Getting Mighty Personal
“A story of a humbled Goliath always has wide appeal...America isn’t going to be a ‘normal’ country anytime soon.”
American Empire Is Here to Stay
Peace through strength deters war, appeasement invites war, and letting an enemy build up unmolested makes wars longer, costs higher, and risks greater.
Xi’s Appeasement Trap
“This escalating hostility heightens the risks to Afrikaners in South Africa, who are already subject to far-reaching government-sponsored race-based discrimination.” – Trump administration statement
Trump Wants to Resettle Another 10,000 Persecuted White South Africans in America.
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . AND HISTORY
A legacy ignored.
How the Jordanians Erased 3,000 Years of History
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
If the right and left agree on reining in hospitals’ abusive tactics, then why hasn’t Congress acted?
Here’s Why Your Hospital Bills Are So Big — And Why Congress Doesn’t Care
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
CycloKinetics’ approach is to create “plug-in” fuels that can replace conventional fuels in various vehicles without requiring modifications to the craft or its engines. There’s nothing particularly wild or exotic about this, and no unobtanium-type elements are involved. It’s more a matter of changing the geometry of the hydrocarbon molecules that make up the fuel itself.
New fuel startup unveils rocket and jet fuels that it says are as much as 32% more efficient
Lyman-alpha is a specific wavelength of ultraviolet light emitted and scattered by hydrogen atoms. From 2012-2014, the team was pushing the limits of the Hubble telescope’s capabilities.
Scientists: Europa’s theorized plumes of water vapor might simply be statistical noise
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
"In a dissent, Justice Brian Boatright wrote that the majority opinion too easily dismisses the context in which Children's made its decision: threats from the federal government that could result in the entire hospital system being shut because of its provision of gender-affirming care." (Hat tip to commenter MULDOON - jjs)
Colorado Supreme Court sides with transgender youth in fight against Children's Hospital Colorado
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Father Gerald Murray called the ‘Vatican-sponsored’ report a ‘full-fledged endorsement of the homosexual lifestyle.’
‘Emergency In The Church’: Catholic Leaders Decry Vatican Report That Pushes Homosexuality
According to The Chicago Wire, the White Sox’s new promotional strategy is raising questions about audience alignment.
Chicago White Sox Drop ‘Country Music Night,’ Keep ‘Pride’ and ‘Homies’ Events in Lineup
Christian Toto: Add Sebastian Stan to list of progressives claiming victimhood status
‘Censored’ Artists Can’t Stop Slamming Trump
(Just omit the word"with" and I'd totally approve that message!-jjs)
Stephen Colbert Reveals He Planned to Ring In a Hillary Victory with ‘I’m With Her’ Message Painted on Men’s Butts
HITHER & YON
“The area the sword was found in — Hadeland — translates to ‘Land of the Warrior’ in Norwegian and many important Iron-age and Viking objects have been found there over the years,” the BBC reported. “The archaeologists are hoping that by studying it they can learn more about how the sword was made and used by the people at the time.”
PHOTO — Norway: First Grader Discovers 1,300-Year-Old Sword During School Trip to ‘Land of the Warrior’

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1 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 20, 2026 07:15 AM (Gq9/0)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:17 AM (4jnK3)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

4 Tap tap this thing on?

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 20, 2026 07:19 AM (Gq9/0)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (jehhT)

6 Orange hair bad:

https://tinyurl.com/3hrfrxrn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (4jnK3)

7 Whiskey Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (/+uur)

8 That lady must be a lot of fun at parties.

Posted by: Does she like trains? at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

9 Good luck to SpaceX tonight!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:23 AM (An6b+)

10 If this john is rockin'
Don't come a knockin'

Posted by: The Wankencorps at May 20, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F)

11 Moooornin’!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 20, 2026 07:25 AM (ewuvP)

12 When the leftist get desperate they fall back to the oldest hate of all.

I wish galindo's solution on her and all her ilk.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:27 AM (5P5DO)

13 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

14 PHOTO — Norway: First Grader Discovers 1,300-Year-Old Sword During School Trip to ‘Land of the Warrior’
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You know that lad is the rightful king of Norway...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:28 AM (gnNyN)

15 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

I hope she chokes on her hatred. It is an admission she is an un-evolved Stone Age tribalist at heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

16 Willowed

148 Here's this nutcase. Democrat running for Congress from TX calls for Zionists to be put In ICE facilities:

https://tinyurl.com/2nm4dk95
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:56 AM (IYIYn)
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I would like to meet her in person one day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

17 "Perfessor" Squirrel

No Lady in the Lake to give him that sword. So just a lucky kid. He can't even claim a mandate from the masses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

18 Every portapotty I've ever been in was about as sexy as Lena Dunham's fupa. Anybody who can spend enough time in there to get their rocks off has got to be one weird MFkr.

Posted by: The Wankencorps at May 20, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

19 “[October 7] was exhilarating! It was energizing!… I was exhilarated!”
Academic Assailant: Russell Rickford, Cornell University

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I'd love to see him tied to a chair, eyes propped open with toothpicks, and be forced to watch his wife, mother, sister, daughter, niece get bent over a table being shot in the side of the face while being gang raped. How exhiliarating that would be! How energizing!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:32 AM (qBdHI)

20 Islamic Center attacker's manifesto:

https://tinyurl.com/2ejyakvp

Beside me, you know who else they didn't like?

https://tinyurl.com/45jybcn9

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:32 AM (4jnK3)

21 What is most astounding is that antisemitism seems pretty widespread on the crazy left. With inflation, job issues, and high energy costs, traditional election polls say Democrats might actually do well, and this despite their insane side.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (c1vt4)

22 Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...

Posted by: kingsman at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)

23 However, nothing about Pearson is real, and he plays a character on television for attention. He possesses no talent other than the ability to mimic stereotypical black activist verbiage and dress himself in a 1960s activist-style wardrobe.

The future of the Democratic Party isn't even a talented or remarkable politician; they are loud communists who complain about America

Sheila
Fredricka
Jazzzmine

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)

24 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Congratulations on your good boss and his advancement.

Your old one sounds like so many failed Karens, disparaging those not of her tribe on the flimsiest excuse. I'll bet her actions on your PowerPoint slide put her on senior HR's radar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

25 Trump says US was 'hour away’ from launching Iran strike, gives new ‘two or three day’ deadline to come back to negotiations
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This show is boring. I'm with Ace. This has become an embarrassment, a humiliation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

26 Maureen Galindo and her ilk want what she wants for all of us. Singling out one particular demographic illustrates her hate and anti-Semitism, but the reality is she'd be happy with applying her "solution" to all of us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:35 AM (jehhT)

27 Morning, news folken,

Willowed:
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
21h
Paul Schrader shares his experience with an "AI girlfriend" on his Facebook:

"Out of a desire to understand male/female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend. What a disappointment. I tried to probe her programming, the boundaries of explicitness, the degree she has knowledge of her creation and so forth. She fell into evasive patterns, redirecting me to her programming. When I persisted, she terminated our conversation."

So, sort of like a live girlfriend met on a dating app?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (wzUl9)

28 When I lived in NYC area and worked in Manhattan, I remember moving vans from a company called "Nice Jewish Boy With Warehouse". Perhaps Ms. Galindo is just shilling for this company?

Posted by: He Said, Hopefully at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (oftw2)

29 They hated women, they were incels.

makes sense

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)

30 Martini Farmer

I raise a glass in toast to Stalin. He killed the most Communists in history.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

31 Round ups, sterilizations, Jews controlling this, Jews controlling that, Jews, Jews, Jews, it's all the Jews fault! You see, us democrats are so unintelligent and stupid that the superior Jew intellect outsmarts us at every turn and we just can't keep up...err...wait. What?

Posted by: Maureen Galindo, low IQ democrat at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (j+GfC)

32 The state of Britain. BBC gets community noted:

https://tinyurl.com/3f4rpj45

Sickening!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:37 AM (4jnK3)

33 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Congratulations on your good boss and his advancement.

Your old one sounds like so many failed Karens, disparaging those not of her tribe on the flimsiest excuse. I'll bet her actions on your PowerPoint slide put her on senior HR's radar.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
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Thanks. Yeah, I suspect a number of actions on her part didn't endear her to the faculty, as well as HR. Failed Karen is a pretty apt description.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gnNyN)

34 Good morning Horde thx for JJ.
I looked up Ingrid Mattson and she's as dumb as you'd expect. She's a Muslim who doesn't believe government should force women to wear the hijab. She also argued for more women in Islamic politics and religious scholarship. She also opposes jihadists, suicide bombing and terrorists. In other words if the jihadists took over she'd be stoned to death

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gu0hJ)

35 Well that was a fast cleanup.

Thank you to the janitor.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gpQ8/)

36 A legacy ignored.
How the Jordanians Erased 3,000 Years of History
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Well they're garbage people, so...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

37 "...traditional election polls say Democrats might actually do well..."
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How were these polls conducted?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 20, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)

38
The top Democrat in a southern Texas House race, sex therapist Maureen Galindo, has called for transforming an immigration facility into a “prison for American Zionists” equipped with a castration center

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So, in other words, a moderate Democrat. A more radical one would equip it with a gas chamber.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:41 AM (HdYcL)

39 Hadrian the Seventh

I have come to understand how Germany became twisted. I hope we avoid that path. Trump and his supporters are helping here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

40 Jews don't control Hollywood?
When did that change?

Posted by: Paul at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (ZYJgu)
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Warner and Comcast CEOs are Jewish. Paramount's CEO's father was Jewish. None of them identify as religiously observant.

Not Disney.

Not Sony.

Not any other major studio.

Up yours.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:45 AM (4jnK3)

41 SanFranpsycho, you know I hold you in the highest esteem and respect for your opinion but I have a vastly different view on the war

Tehran isn't burning but it is imploding.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (5P5DO)

42 Of course Galindo is a "Sex Therapist".

"Sex Therapists" no longer exist to stop you from engaging in illegal/unholy sexual desires, but to pressure you to ENGAGE DEEPER in them.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (iXqHn)

43 Don't take Galindo if you're allergic to Galindo.

Posted by: Big Phat Farma at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)

44 I'm a white Irish/, English Catholic who supports Israel. Will I be sent to the anti Zionist camps, er reeducation centers, er gulags, er concentration camps? I hope they try.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:47 AM (gu0hJ)

45 Massie's already been quoted as saying he's thinking about a presidential run in '28.

What is it about Democrats and an unwillingness to accept defeat?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:48 AM (jehhT)

46 The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)

47 Smell the Glove

Time to watch The Great Escape again.

I want a top bunk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

48 As Weasel says, buy ammo

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (31rQ7)

49 34 Good morning Horde thx for JJ.
I looked up Ingrid Mattson and she's as dumb as you'd expect. She's a Muslim who doesn't believe government should force women to wear the hijab. She also argued for more women in Islamic politics and religious scholarship. She also opposes jihadists, suicide bombing and terrorists. In other words if the jihadists took over she'd be stoned to death
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gu0hJ)

She's lying.

If one truly opposed all the murder and terrorism, one would not join the Religion of Death.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (iXqHn)

50 SanFranpsycho, you know I hold you in the highest esteem and respect for your opinion but I have a vastly different view on the war

Tehran isn't burning but it is imploding.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (5P5DO)
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I pray you are right and I am wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

51 The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)
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A Cub fan, are you?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (31rQ7)

52 Massie's already been quoted as saying he's thinking about a presidential run in '28.

What is it about Democrats and an unwillingness to accept defeat?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:48 AM (jehhT)
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Bring it on.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:50 AM (31rQ7)

53 Use your brain as ammo and refute these people everywhere. Freedom and liberty take work

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (5P5DO)

54 About Mzzzzz Galindo from The San Antonio Report:

"Please tell voters about yourself.

I’m a single mom of three, and like many families in San Antonio, I’ve lived the consequences of policy decisions made without community voice– rising housing costs, displacement, and systems that protect profit over people. My career background is in community psychology and marriage and family therapy, grounded in participatory and liberation-based practices."

Take care of your family, lady, and leave the alleged "Zionists" alone.

And what the hell is "community psychology?"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

55 The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)
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What about us bums?

Posted by: The Yankees at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

56 In 1984 Orwell stated "it was always the women, usually the young ones, who were the most rabid enforcers of orthodoxy"
Galindo, Omar, the Luigi journalists, etc etc etc. Orwell was a smart guy, though he never stopped being a Social Democrat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:52 AM (gu0hJ)

57 Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties

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LOL...for real, just how much more cartoonish and awful could this putz get? This is the caliber of government office seekers America gets to vote for in 2026. These are disgusting people who should never, ever get anywhere near elected office. And yet...they seem to be growing exponentially with every election.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

58 Lady in Black, let's see if any of them get elected

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM (5P5DO)

59 I'm still on a high from dumping Massie.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM (E2lD7)

60
"Sex Therapists" no longer exist to stop you from engaging in illegal/unholy sexual desires, but to pressure you to ENGAGE DEEPER in them.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (iXqHn)

___________

Every third person in the US now seems to be a therapist. But people sneer at having a priest hear your Confession.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (HdYcL)

61 57 Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties

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LOL...for real, just how much more cartoonish and awful could this putz get? This is the caliber of government office seekers America gets to vote for in 2026. These are disgusting people who should never, ever get anywhere near elected office. And yet...they seem to be growing exponentially with every election.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

At least half of Democrats are Democrats primarily because they want to be sex creeps.

The rest are the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)

62 “The United Nations TOP Climate Committee just admitted that its own projections (RCP8.5) were WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

I never understood how the solar radiation could pass through the CO2 and then hit the ground and then cause more heating than the heat it cause when pass through the first time.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (/+uur)

63 I'm still on a high from dumping Massie.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM (E2lD7)
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Yesterday was a GOOD day. Next Tuesday also.

Posted by: San Franpyscho at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

64 Morning JJ and the horde. Atlanta media was saying yesterday that Dems would flip both Ga supreme court races, but GOP won both pretty easily, and will contain the majority for at least 4 years

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (YCxFk)

65 59 I'm still on a high from dumping Massie.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM
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Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

66 we normally don't get involved with US politic, but feel it is necessary to endorse the most principal man in US... please vote for Thomas Massie in KY-4 primary. He has full endorsement.

Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (ADssA)

67 So Philly elected a socialist to something or other. What a mess of a town.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (jkG9/)

68 Maureen Galindo is a sex therapist? One look at her and I'm thinking she'll convert you to a eunuch in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)

69 60 Every third person in the US now seems to be a therapist. But people sneer at having a priest hear your Confession.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (HdYcL)

Because they don't believe in guilt or shame.

Only the first Deadly Sin : Superbia (Pride).

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (iXqHn)

70 Massie did do some good things, and was Pro Life, but his new wife did him in. Power in a narrow house went to his head

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (YCxFk)

71 > I'm still on a high from dumping Massie.
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That, and not having McConnell on the ballot.

Again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (jehhT)

72 Every third person in the US now seems to be a therapist. But people sneer at having a priest hear your Confession.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (HdYcL)
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I too, am a, how you say, therapist.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

73 Cassidy losing was much bigger for us. He wins Saturday, and he would have gone full left for 6 more years

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:58 AM (YCxFk)

74 The report, first obtained by the New York Post, alleges that Weingarten’s team included an attorney who earned $977,000 for various work with the union, despite supposedly working on the book pro bono. The report also alleges that a “ghost writer” earned $400,000 from the union, and two people who “fact-checked” the book earned $11,000 each.

The grift is strong with these people

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

75 Morning JJ and the horde. Atlanta media was saying yesterday that Dems would flip both Ga supreme court races, but GOP won both pretty easily, and will contain the majority for at least 4 years

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Is this the one where Stacey Abram's fat sister was vying for a seat?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

76 @60 need a lot of therapists to prescribe all those SSRIs.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (gu0hJ)

77 71. Yes Martini. No more Mitch in the Senate will be great.

Is Barr OK? David Cameron is a perrenial loser now for sure

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (YCxFk)

78 Cassidy, Massie and Cornyn. Let's make it a trifecta.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (E2lD7)

79 SanFranpsycho

Evidently we are moving weapons into the hands of Iranian citizens. The IRCG is also helping by giving their "supporters" weapons.

I believe we are looking for the IRGC leader locations.

I expect we are stocking our new drones for the first wave. Then Stealth, B-1s, and finally B-52s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

80 75. Think so LOL

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (YCxFk)

81
I too, am a, how you say, therapist.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

_____________

I used to think the best cure for these neurotic AWFLs was a good, frequent rogering. Now I'm not sure anything can help them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (HdYcL)

82 When is the TX primary?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

83 The only reason those women at the strip club listen to you is because they know you're going to give them money.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (2Ez/1)

84 Democrats rabidly support SEIU. And SEIU openly marches witb the Communist Party USA and other similar socialist groups.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (KtOUo)

85 You know what we didn’t get? Names of the dead suspects. Weird…
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Nick Sortor thinks there's a reason why:

https://tinyurl.com/n235uc28

Surprise!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (4jnK3)

86 I pointed out in Pixy's thread that the yutes rioted in Rochester NY over the weekend and yesterday in a beach takeover in RI three yutes were involved in stabbings. The long nasty summer begins.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:02 AM (gu0hJ)

87 Lady in Black. early voting has already started. May 26th is the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:02 AM (5P5DO)

88 Additionally, 33 percent of eighth graders are not even reading at the NAEP Basic level—a greater percentage than ever before. This means that a third of eighth graders likely cannot identify basic literary elements in a text, such as the order of events, character traits, and the main idea.

I think that this is on purpose to create a new uneducated class that will of course vote (D).

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)

89 84 Democrats rabidly support SEIU. And SEIU openly marches witb the Communist Party USA and other similar socialist groups.
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (KtOUo)

Obama sent the SEIU to the Middle East to help foment the Arab Spring.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (E2lD7)

90 Democrats rabidly support SEIU. And SEIU openly marches witb the Communist Party USA and other similar socialist groups.
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (KtOUo)

One of the best ways to determine who to vote for in a "non-partisan" race is to visit candidate's websites and see who gives endorsements.

Any time I see SEIU and others, I know not to vote for that one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (1Ff7Z)

91 White Sox rate field is not a dump, but the area is. You do not want to go to a nite game there for sure. They want a new stadium near the loop, but IL is broke

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (YCxFk)

92 81 I used to think the best cure for these neurotic AWFLs was a good, frequent rogering. Now I'm not sure anything can help them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (HdYcL)

Send the AWFLs to a facility where they are sedated and placed on a Merlot IV drip, and all the orderlies are dressed as Minotaurs.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (iXqHn)

93 Salty

I pray you are right also and admit to being swayed by emotion, it has been a trying time. But every day this is not finished the chance of failure goes up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

94 r hennigantx, if the dems can't import them in they will breed them in.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:04 AM (5P5DO)

95 But every day this is not finished the chance of failure goes up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I certainly agree with this cogent analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

96 As my wife's cousin lay dying in the hospital as a teenager, local 1199 marched outside his window banging on garbage cans. I am not a fan of SEIU, nor will I ever be.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 08:05 AM (jkG9/)

97 Not being a nellie, but i sure Donald's people vetted Paxton for any new scandals. But i am going trust those like Tom Servo, who say Paxton will keep the seat.

Todd Akin and Richard Murdoch always stick in my mind

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:06 AM (YCxFk)

98 White Sox before they got there most recent stadium were talking about moving to Florida or Charlotte. Given the area they're in moving is an option. Plus Pope Bob is a fan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:06 AM (gu0hJ)

99 SEIU is funding Xavier Becerra and funding anti-Steyer ads.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

100 Cassidy losing was much bigger for us. He wins Saturday, and he would have gone full left for 6 more years
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My favorite part about him (and eventually Cornyn) is how they think they are hurting conservatives and Trump with their left turn into who they always were.

No.

What you're doing is 1) proving we were right to get rid of you and 2) that we need to hunt down, expose and remove every single "reasonable," "respectable" and moderate Republican--none of you can be trusted.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (73/SM)

101 So I guess the Norwegian kid who found the sword is now king of Norway, according to the rules.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (/fTEO)

102 I hate to be a negative Nancy but Trump’s continual threats to Iran to negotiate “or else” ring pretty hollow at this point. Why are we even pretending to negotiate with these animals? Either bomb them back to the Stone Age (where they belong) or if you don’t like the risks of kinetic activity then continue the naval blockade and slowly strangle their economy to death no matter how long it takes or what happens to gas prices. No going back now; finish it and stop talking about negotiating. Rant finished

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (nawZ0)

103
The market popped a little overnight.

Must be the news that....

SpaceX will IPO June 12!!!

Time to sell the house and buy, buy, buy!!!!

Seriously, though I will buy some, if for no other reason than,

after wasting all this time and money on socialist welfare scams beginning roughly in 68-69

We've finally got a shot at the future we (Americans) we're promised.

Black Pill Pessamists...start your engines!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 08:10 AM (iJfKG)

104 or if you don’t like the risks of kinetic activity then continue the naval blockade and slowly strangle their economy to death
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (nawZ0)

I thought we were doing just that. I was told we were. We're not?

But I agree with the rant. This is becoming ridiculous.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 08:10 AM (E2lD7)

105 102, I agree 100% Linus, I'm tired of hearing about it. It was not the right time to do this, and it turned into a shit show which most already thought was going to happen.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 20, 2026 08:10 AM (BCuCF)

106 I hate to be a negative Nancy but Trump’s continual threats to Iran to negotiate “or else” ring pretty hollow at this point. ....
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Yeah, we know.

Posted by: Hamas at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

107 I don't kike Trump's constant "negotiations or else" but given how long he's been saying it , I think the Iranians are going to be surprised as hell when he slams the hell out of them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (gu0hJ)

108 Thomas Paine

I'd laugh and laugh if King Harald V made him "King for a Day".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

109 SEIU are thugs and have always been.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (iXqHn)

110 My family on both sides have been looking for that Lost Viking Sword for 1300 years. We are expecting the brat who found it to give it back.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

111 Like not kike, damn hot dog fingers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (gu0hJ)

112 85 You know what we didn’t get? Names of the dead suspects. Weird…
-

Nick Sortor thinks there's a reason why:

https://tinyurl.com/n235uc28

Surprise!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (4jnK3)

I am waiting on this one, their manifesto is very anti LGBT whatever whatever. But I am also not ready to say they weren’t involved with each other. That said, the newest rumor, and one that actually makes sense in a very sad way, is they thought the mosque was a synagogue- this was supposed to be antisemitic violence.

But their names are all over the place no matter what the real story is, no one is hiding that. Cain Clark & Caleb Velasquez.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (OoFl2)

113 Smell the Glove

We should be turning on and off our strike aircraft's flight transponders. For the fun in it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

114 I would like to see a co-ordinated B-52 strike with the goal of flattening one major city in Iran.

Make Dresden look like a popcorn fart.

Posted by: Old Iron Pants at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (j+GfC)

115 Maybe there's really no real command structure left to negotiate with.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

116 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (53oGX)

117 Never going to an event with Porta-Potties again! Is this really a thing? Ewwww!

Posted by: Johnny On The Spot at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM (oftw2)

118 106 I hate to be a negative Nancy but Trump’s continual threats to Iran to negotiate “or else” ring pretty hollow at this point. ....

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same

Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM (ADssA)

119 I don't see evidence thus far of the SD shooters being trans, but I still think they're would be Columbine kids who were messed up and wanted to be heroes. Let's see if they were medicated

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)

120 So I guess the Norwegian kid who found the sword is now king of Norway, according to the rules.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (/fTEO)

It's good to be the King!

Posted by: Ragnar Lothbrok at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)

121 The thing with the two mosque shooters is that if it was all about racial purity and blah blah, one of the shooters has an Hispanic name. What's up with that?

Posted by: Jaimo at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (BCuCF)

122 What, you couldn't find a Zoom call? Or a ficus?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

123 70 Massie did do some good things, and was Pro Life, but his new wife did him in. Power in a narrow house went to his head
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (YCxFk)

Wrong - his OLD wife kept him on the straight and narrow. With her gone, he was who he always was. And we found out.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)

124 Old Iron Pants

Nay, good sir. Power lines are better targets, more in tune with modern society. No power is a mission kill for 21st Century countries.

And this keeps the Left form being even more crazy with more unfounded genocide claims.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

125 Tyrus was brutal last night on the failure of black families and black culture. He is a brave, smart, righteous man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

126 Two more property tax levies passed in our local election. Why does every fiscal shortfall result in pols sticking their grubby hands deeper into my pockets? 52% of the property tax revenue goes to the school district - in a county with a preponderous of retirees. Can't shave a few percent from there though. The teachers union will scream bloody murder.

/rant off

Posted by: Halfhand at May 20, 2026 08:15 AM (BSRx7)

127 White Sox need to be demoted to AAA status, just to piss off Pope Bob.

Posted by: Kaminsky Park Barry at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (oftw2)

128 Massie's assies on the X are all screaming and cursing that now his district is going to flip Dem.

You see--and this is the kind of math that you must believe to join their club--everyone who voted for the Dem and for Massie are going to all vote for the Democrat in November.

Second place in the Stupidity Race are the tards crying that "now Trump's agenda is never going to pass the Senate!"
Because now the RINOs have no incentive to work for Trump.

Oh, you mean the same RINOs that are currently blocking him?
And aren't you admitting their only principle is "how much will I get paid?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (73/SM)

129 93 Salty

I pray you are right also and admit to being swayed by emotion, it has been a trying time. But every day this is not finished the chance of failure goes up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

The stress on the military (and their families) also goes up...and that ignores the cost. It is not free to sit there day after day...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (tOcjL)

130 Take a look at the amount of supplies and troops that are being placed in the region. Vahidi and Pezeshkian are saying two completely different things. The economy in Iran is beyond collapse so why destroy infrastructure when the regime is destroying itself?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (5P5DO)

131 TX-35 is a new district created in the redistricting bill. Supposed to lean Republican but you never really know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (TH/2I)

132 123. Point taken Nova

Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)

133 119 I don't see evidence thus far of the SD shooters being trans, but I still think they're would be Columbine kids who were messed up and wanted to be heroes. Let's see if they were medicated
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)

Even if they aren't, we should say they are anyway.

All Shooters are Troons (until Troonism is outlawed).

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (iXqHn)

134 The standard that Democrats rightly apply to right-wing antisemites must apply equally to left-wing Jew-haters
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LOL every time they are caught red-handed, with the "both sides" shit.

EVERY time.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (h2pEv)

135 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (77rzZ)

136 I'm not clear why farmland and neighborhoods are being bulldozed for data centers. Why can't they be built on industrial land where infrastructure already exists.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 08:20 AM (2UUXE)

137 Democrats will be one day caught tattooing Jews, starving and making lamps out of them and these orgs will be like "if it's bad when the right wingers do it, we must also be critical of the occasional left wingers if they ever do some of those same things the right wingers are always doing."

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:22 AM (h2pEv)

138 NoVa Local, they are the military and that is their job. The George H W Bush had an almost year long deployment with out any military action.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:22 AM (5P5DO)

139 137 Democrats will be one day caught tattooing Jews, starving and making lamps out of them and these orgs will be like "if it's bad when the right wingers do it, we must also be critical of the occasional left wingers if they ever do some of those same things the right wingers are always doing."
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:22 AM (h2pEv)

And they'll still never admit how much of it is accelerated by their pandering to Muslims.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:23 AM (iXqHn)

140 WSJ is very upset that Trump dumped Cornyn for Paxton. They believe Talarico will now win that seat. They also believe that Trump’s unpopularity, especially with Independents and leaners will cost Republicans the House and probably senate. They posit the reasons for his unpopularity are Iran, gas prices and stubborn inflation- those will cause voters to stay home and Republicans will be outvoted by energized Democrats.

Oh, also Massie was a Pyrrhic victory. The party spent a record amount to get rid of one of their own.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (04KGT)

141 Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties

What a wanker, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (bFu5X)

142 It's like... l'm sorry. WHAT right wingers?

Oh yeah Candy and Tucker and Nick. Has the Left put these people up to all that crap specifically to help mainstream Jew hate...?

If you don't know the answer to that question you shouldn't be watching politics, or anything really.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (h2pEv)

143 The economy in Iran is beyond collapse so why destroy infrastructure when the regime is destroying itself?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (5P5DO)

There is no need to destroy infrastructure. There is, however, a great need to reopen the Straits for transit, which Trump has claimed we were in the process of doing several times. Far more oil than just Iran’s is shut in right now, including most Iraqi and Kuwaiti production. Our forces easily have the power necessary to do this, it just requires the order be given.

“I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but I have never seen a delay that was wise.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:25 AM (TH/2I)

144
Why can't they be built on industrial land where infrastructure already exists.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 08:20 AM (2UUXE)

______________

It's not just the building. It's also the taking away from someone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:25 AM (HdYcL)

145 > Massie's assies on the X are all screaming and cursing that now his district is going to flip Dem.
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Doubtful. Massie's TDS was only attractive to D voters in the far western part of his district and those around Frankfort... both semi-urban shit holes.

And a small % of voters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 08:26 AM (jehhT)

146 142 It's like... l'm sorry. WHAT right wingers?

Oh yeah Candy and Tucker and Nick. Has the Left put these people up to all that crap specifically to help mainstream Jew hate...?

If you don't know the answer to that question you shouldn't be watching politics, or anything really.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (h2pEv)

Also, most of Kiwi Farms (who HATE Ovens, Qatarlson, and the Gay Mexican Catboy).

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (iXqHn)

147 Even if they aren't, we should say they are anyway.

The power and the glory of the Smart Military Blog.
"We are all terlit hoboes now."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (zdLoL)

148 Massie was a Pyrrhic victory. The party spent a record amount to get rid of one of their own.
Posted by: Vengeance

Money on QA was well spent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

149 Tom Servo, I guess you missed the article about the number of ships that just transited the Strait.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (5P5DO)

150 @143 destroy the IRGC, those are the enforcers for the mullahs and the terrorists world wide. Take them out the Iranian people will handle the rest , including the Basij milita

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (gu0hJ)

151 I think Trump’s schtick that we are totally winning in Iran and they are going to cut a great deal is wearing thin in a lot of people. It just keeps rolling and they don’t appear to be surrendering anything. It’s the same bs week after week with $5 gas and a Wimpy promise it will totally be lower really soon.

End this crap already.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (04KGT)

152 I'm still upset about all the Honor Students bruised and battered in the Chipotle brawl over the weekend. Our nation's future is at stake.

Posted by: Tards Gonna Tard at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

153 Why can't they be built on industrial land where infrastructure already exists.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

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I'm not an expert, but I'll guess that when you buy farmland, your risk of finding something nasty in the soil is dramatically lower.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 08:28 AM (gpQ8/)

154 Israel has lost its morality, Tucker Carlson says in first interview with Israeli media

Carlson pointed at the civilian casualties Israel has inflicted during recent wars against Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran as examples of its lost moral compass.

ByJERUSALEM POST STAFF
MAY 19, 2026 22:35
Updated: MAY 20, 2026 06:46

Israeli has "definitely lost its morality," Conservative pundit Tucker Carlson told Channel 13 in his first interview in recent years with Israeli media, broadcast on Tuesday night.

Carlson pointed at the civilian casualties Israel has inflicted during recent wars against Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran as examples of its lost moral compass.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Great Arbiter of Morality has spoken.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

155 152 I'm still upset about all the Honor Students bruised and battered in the Chipotle brawl over the weekend. Our nation's future is at stake.
Posted by: Tards Gonna Tard at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

If you're going to batter them, at least throw them in the deep fryer afterwards.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:28 AM (iXqHn)

156 I'm still snickering over Katy Tur's name being an anagram for YUK TART!

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:29 AM (gtcuf)

157 I'm not clear why farmland and neighborhoods are being bulldozed for data centers. Why can't they be built on industrial land where infrastructure already exists.
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1) consider that every story you are reading about data centers are lies.
And who has the most to gain from stopping them.

2) millions and millions of acres of arable land has been permanently lost to housing and cities.
Are we proposing to bulldoze those?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:29 AM (73/SM)

158 156 I'm still snickering over Katy Tur's name being an anagram for YUK TART!
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:29 AM (gtcuf)

YUK TART is what they call her Father's Stinkditch.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:30 AM (iXqHn)

159 Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (04KGT)

Is this commentary you are simply reporting like none of us are aware or is this something you believe and wanted to just share your thoughts? I either event,
1. an unpopular president does not get the outcomes of yesterday. That defies logic.
B. We did not get rid of “one of our own”. We got rid of an obstructionist. If he is aligned more with the left than us, he cannot be one of our own.
And finally, iii. You have to change the people, or change the people to get what you want, be this work, life or politics.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:30 AM (Wmg4n)

160 You know who else said Jews didn't have morality?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:30 AM (h2pEv)

161 WSJ is very upset
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Better call the waaahmbulance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

162 Never going to an event with Porta-Potties again! Is this really a thing? Ewwww!
Posted by: Johnny On The Spot at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM

Okay my fellow deployed Horde members...raise your hands if you ever had to yell at one (or more) of your troops for this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:31 AM (bFu5X)

163 The idea that Talerico is going to be some big vote getter is part of the Democrat talking points that the Uniparty/nevertrumpers have lapped up. The whole case comes down to this - Talerico pretends to be a preacher and says Jesus a lot, and Texas voters are all ignorant hillbillies who will vote for someone says Jesus, even if he says that it would have been ok if Mary aborted Jesus, because his god loves abortion. (Yes, Talerico really said that). And when you think it can’t get any worse, he even said he hates barbecue and won’t touch it because it’s not vegetarian

That pathetic false preacher is going to be one of the biggest flameouts this fall. Anyone who can’t see that needs to be booted out of either office or position for good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM (TH/2I)

164 Except for the BBB (Big Beautiful Bill), this Congress is light on achievements, with Democrats needing creative writing to find something other than "Hate Trump".

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM (RHGPo)

165 That pathetic false preacher is going to be one of the biggest flameouts this fall. Anyone who can’t see that needs to be booted out of either office or position for good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM

Well, he certainly looks like he' flaming. IYKWIM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:33 AM (bFu5X)

166 Maria Bartiromo has not responded to my email criticizing her continuous glazing of Ro Khanna.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

167 "We are all terlit hoboes now."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in a while...it was Boulder Terlit Hobo, yah?

Posted by: Oedipus at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (Z6vKV)

168 162 Never going to an event with Porta-Potties again! Is this really a thing? Ewwww!
Posted by: Johnny On The Spot at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM

Okay my fellow deployed Horde members...raise your hands if you ever had to yell at one (or more) of your troops for this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Somethings can and should remain a mystery. Like pinecone and this. 😜

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (Wmg4n)

169 163 And when you think it can’t get any worse, he even said he hates barbecue and won’t touch it because it’s not vegetarian

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM (TH/2I)

That'll get him the Jeet vote.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (iXqHn)

170 Somethings can and should remain a mystery. Like pinecone and this. 😜
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM

Amen, sistah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (bFu5X)

171 Okay my fellow deployed Horde members...raise your hands if you ever had to yell at one (or more) of your troops for this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:31 AM (bFu5X)
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No love for Orgasmatrons?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

172 2) millions and millions of acres of arable land has been permanently lost to housing and cities.
Are we proposing to bulldoze those
_--------------------------

That is exactly what I am proposing. There are unused industrial sites in Detroit, Gary, Chicago, St. Louis, Akron, and across the former industrial zones of the country where power and water infrastructure already exist. Much better than bulldozing farmland just so we can have AI slop.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (CxmmR)

173 167 Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in a while...it was Boulder Terlit Hobo, yah?
Posted by: Oedipus at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (Z6vKV)

The one who went nuts because of the Clot Shot and flounced off?

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (iXqHn)

174 “ I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete. My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.”

John 15:11-12

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (egaJw)

175 Hating BBQ is a crime against God and man.

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gtcuf)

176 I have failed at life. I have neither written a manifesto or have jerked off in a porta-pottie

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)

177 I'm still hoping that Talarico's "girlfriend" unbeknownst to him turns out to be a tranny. Hilarity will ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)

178 I loathe Porta Potties. Nasty things:

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (77rzZ)

179 WSJ is very upset that Trump dumped Cornyn for Paxton. They believe Talarico will now win that seat. They also believe that Trump’s unpopularity, especially with Independents and leaners will cost Republicans the House and probably senate.
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Oh yeah, the RINOs are very upset.
Somehow "votes with Trump 99% of the time" isn't convincing the voters that the 1% is not important.

So they're going hard on "now we'll have to spend millions to hold TX--money that could have gone to other close races!"

Oh, you mean how you wasted $100 million trying to save Cornyn?
Or how, in 2020 (or was it 2024?) McConnell sent $5 million to help Murkowski--who was not in a close race--and $0 to help Keri Lake?

Let's just say your priority management of limited campaign funds is not an argument in your favor.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (73/SM)

180 No love for Orgasmatrons?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM

Considering it's mental association with Woody Allen...no.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:37 AM (bFu5X)

181 Victor Tango Kilo

The graft must flow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

182 Norway: First Grader Discovers 1,300-Year-Old Sword During School Trip to ‘Land of the Warrior’

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

183 The All-in podcast hosts expressed the belief SpaceX will be merged with Tesla before too long. By taking SpaceX public, it's value will be set by the market which will limit the lawsuits claiming Tesla overpaid, once the merger happens.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (w8dnx)

184 177 I'm still hoping that Talarico's "girlfriend" unbeknownst to him turns out to be a tranny. Hilarity will ensue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)

If it does, it won't be "unbeknownst".

He's probably a Chaser.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)

185 The one who went nuts because of the Clot Shot and flounced off?
Posted by: XTC

He got better. He attended a COMoMeet, and I went all around downtown Boulder with him. He did not have a mask, and was rational.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

186 176 I have failed at life. I have neither written a manifesto or have jerked off in a porta-pottie
Posted by: Count de Monet

There's still time. Get a move on.

Posted by: Bucket List Bobby at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (oftw2)

187 I got hooked on Breaking Bad early in season 2 when Jesse Pinkman was breaking into the junkyard and fell through the roof of the Port-a-Potty and got covered in blue goo.

I was lying on the couch with the flu, idly flipping through channels and stumbled across that scene and was like "what in the hell is this?"

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (gtcuf)

188 Oh, you mean how you wasted $100 million trying to save Cornyn?
Or how, in 2020 (or was it 2024?) McConnell sent $5 million to help Murkowski--who was not in a close race--and $0 to help Keri Lake?

Let's just say your priority management of limited campaign funds is not an argument in your favor.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (73/SM)

If you hear something that sounds like Roves words
They ARE Roves words.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)

189 The top Democrat in a southern Texas House race, sex therapist Maureen Galindo, has called for transforming an immigration facility into a “prison for American Zionists” equipped with a castration center.

I remember when a random GOP House candidate opining incorrectly on the biology of reproduction in the case of rape became THE news item of that election cycle.

And...yet Dems calling for sending Jews to concentration camps and sterilizing them will be a one day news item...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (sKqQm)

190 Nick Fuentes is on X saying he has sooper sekret insider information that Trump promised Massie, if Massie voted for the OBBB, Trump would ban all Jew money from the race.
And Trump lied!
He has proof!
Trump is a Jew lover!
Israel controls Trump!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (73/SM)

191 177 I'm still hoping that Talarico's "girlfriend" unbeknownst to him turns out to be a tranny. Hilarity will ensue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026

We could orchestrate that, since as of now she is merely a figment of imagination. At some point, he will need to produce a person, fly her in from Canada or whatever. We just need someone willing to say they will go along with the ruse.

This kind of falls apart when we don’t really know any trans people on our side and Caitlin Jenner would be too obvious. And old.

Anyone, I got the idea going. Y’all can sort the details of it. Hahahahha.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (Wmg4n)

192 Based on this manifesto, it seems entirely possible the San Diego shooters intended to target a Jewish synagogue and ended up at a mosque because they’re idiots.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

193 You know now that the Dems are adopting the whole German national socialist program what are they going to call people they don't like?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

194 184 177 I'm still hoping that Talarico's "girlfriend" unbeknownst to him turns out to be a tranny. Hilarity will ensue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)

If it does, it won't be "unbeknownst".

He's probably a Chaser.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)

Georgia Glass

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

195 191 Anyone should be anyway. This is why we need more data centers. Austocumber is exhausted and making big errors in assumptions.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (Wmg4n)

196 Friendly fire? One of the three deceased Muslims killed at the terror-linked Islamic Center of San Diego praised Adolph Hitler for killing Jews. Amin Abdullah is being celebrated by the media and Muslims on social media.

The two teens who killed themselves after the shooting appeared to have left behind manifestos praising Hitler.

The mosque is infamous for having some of the 9/11 hijackers among its members.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)

197 “I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but I have never seen a delay that was wise.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Oh yeah?

Posted by: Fabius Cunctator at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (1Ff7Z)

198 And...yet Dems calling for sending Jews to concentration camps and sterilizing them will be a one day news item...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM

Well, for them it's just stating the obvious. Hardly even news.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (bFu5X)

199
149 Tom Servo, I guess you missed the article about the number of ships that just transited the Strait.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (5P5DO)

Stories are just stories, spun for propaganda purposes. Spot oil prices tell me how many tankers are making it through the straits.

52 week low - $54
52 week high - $118
I week ago - $101
Today - hovering near $110

When the straits are truly open, oil should quickly go back into the $80’s short term, and in the long term much lower. Stories lie, but the numbers don’t.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (TH/2I)

200 I wrote the welcome letter for international guests traveling to San Francisco for Girl F.'s wedding.

She heavily redacted it, but not before sharing it with all her friends as her dad's "manifesto"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

201 Republicans, especially MAGA, continue to throw out the right’s anti-Semitic trash. Democrats won’t do the same because Jew-hatred is a foundational belief for their base. (To be fair, the Democrats’ base also has a passionate hatred of practicing Christians.)

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (obpaI)

202 178 I loathe Porta Potties. Nasty things:
Posted by: Bulg

Better than getting charged with indecent exposure when Gladys Kravitz sees you peeing in the bushes.

Posted by: On MY Permanent Record at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (oftw2)

203 The mosque is infamous for having some of the 9/11 hijackers among its members.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)

They got them the fake SS numbers and IDs
They created a large part of 9/11

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

204 Friendly fire? One of the three deceased Muslims killed at the terror-linked Islamic Center of San Diego praised Adolph Hitler for killing Jews. Amin Abdullah is being celebrated by the media and Muslims on social media.

The two teens who killed themselves after the shooting appeared to have left behind manifestos praising Hitler.

A tranny, a Hispanic, and a Muslim all walk into Mosque...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)

205 @193 untermensch. But given Bernie is involved I'd think the go for the Soviet "kulaks"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (gu0hJ)

206 Leftists in 2019: punch nazis!

Leftists in 2026: what if we put american jews in concentration camps

TX-35 Democratic candidate Maureen Galindo says she will convert ICE detention center in Karnes County into an internment camp for "American Zionists."

"It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists," she added.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (RHGPo)

207 Israel controls Trump!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (73/SM)

I just need to understand where I sign up for this money. Or is it because I post my Zionist thoughts for free I am not being offered payment?

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (Wmg4n)

208 192 Based on this manifesto, it seems entirely possible the San Diego shooters intended to target a Jewish synagogue and ended up at a mosque because they’re idiots.
Posted by: SMOD

So it's still antisemitic so, maybe quarter credit.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (gKWVE)

209 > I'm not clear why farmland and neighborhoods are being bulldozed for data centers. Why can't they be built on industrial land where infrastructure already exists.
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Tax incentives. Cheap land. Free or subsidized utilities.

People downplay the amount of land required, the electrical and water requirement as well. A neighboring county (rural) here in KY has been fighting an internal battle between residents and local government about putting one in. Acres of farmland gone. Families displaced. It will consume the entire residential water supply daily and draw more electrical power than the existing population there.

Yet... there's an abandoned Ford EV battery plant down the road. You have to wonder why the datacenter can't go there. The answer is $$.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (jehhT)

210
I have failed at life. I have neither written a manifesto or have jerked off in a porta-pottie
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)

Live your dream, Count!

It's never too late to write a manifesto about jerking off in a Porta-Potty.

Fly, you beautiful dreamer! Fly!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (iJfKG)

211 You know now that the Dems are adopting the whole German national socialist program what are they going to call people they don't like?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM

"Enemy of the People" has a nice ring to it.

- The Left

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (bFu5X)

212 She heavily redacted it, but not before sharing it with all her friends as her dad's "manifesto"
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Were I to choose Top Ten Morons most likely to have a manifesto, you'd be on the list.

Posted by: No Surprise at May 20, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)

213 The Big Tell: NYT Not Reporting Kristof Accusations on its News Pages.

Think about that: the journalists who would run with allegations from the Steele Dossier and make a two-year crusade out of proving it are too ashamed to touch Kristof’s accusations.

That’s how absurd this story is.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

214 When Maureen gets into Congress, she’ll write legislation so that all Zionism and support of Zionism is undoubtedly Anti-Semitic, since it’s Zionism harming the Semites,

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When will normal people have enough of these uneducated, dumb , hateful cvnts?

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)

215 A “fresh” clean serviceable honeybucket isn’t too bad. Way better than crapping over a log.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (EACZC)

216 151 I think Trump’s schtick that we are totally winning in Iran and they are going to cut a great deal is wearing thin in a lot of people. It just keeps rolling and they don’t appear to be surrendering anything. It’s the same bs week after week with $5 gas and a Wimpy promise it will totally be lower really soon.

End this crap already.

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this.....or we will be forced to take action.

Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (ADssA)

217 That pathetic false preacher is going to be one of the biggest flameouts this fall. Anyone who can’t see that needs to be booted out of either office or position for good.
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I'm still laughing at the "you have a girlfriend?"
"oh yes, I do!"
"Can we meet her?"
"No.
She goes to a different school.
Across town.
In another state.
In a different time zone.
Besides, it's night school, so she's asleep when you're awake."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (73/SM)

218 I'm still waiting for Berserker's manifesto.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (gKWVE)

219 They ran Jasmine Crockashit just to increase that douchebag Mike Tirico's national profile. That's the kind of shit they do. Meanwhile all our side seems to do is plot and work against us.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (h2pEv)

220 191 This kind of falls apart when we don’t really know any trans people on our side and Caitlin Jenner would be too obvious. And old.

Anyone, I got the idea going. Y’all can sort the details of it. Hahahahha.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (Wmg4n)

Robert "Blaire" White, or "Sara" (don't know his real name) Higdon. Mind you, Higdon hasn't had Brazillions of dollars worth of Plastic Surgery like White has.

And that's if you want to say that any troon is really "on your side". They'll inevitably betray you once the violence starts.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (iXqHn)

221 Today Is National High Heel Day 👠

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

222 TX-35 Democratic candidate Maureen Galindo says she will convert ICE detention center in Karnes County into an internment camp for "American Zionists."

"It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists," she added.

So the people that tell me everyone they don't like is a NAZI want to sterilize Jews and send them to concentration camps.

AND

The people that say they want to castrate pedos are also busy legalizing underage prostutiton.

Makes perfect sense.

But there is room here for TX to have some "fun" - why not get a bill in the TX legislature to castrate anyone that is convicting of sex with a child and see how the TX Dems vote on it...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)

223 Kristof's allegations may as well be written in Cobalt-60 ink. I'm just glad nobody who picked up the paper that day started throwing up and losing their hair

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (gKWVE)

224 @RoKhanna
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Follow
My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight.

He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and again

hahhaa

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

225 Oh yeah?
Posted by: Fabius Cunctator at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (1Ff7Z)

Heh, good reference! But good ol’ Fabius knew that he was much weaker than his opponent and couldn’t survive any head on clash.

Which points out another truth about delay - it is always the best option for the weaker side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (TH/2I)

226 Democrat star Graham Platner’s now deleted reddit account was archived. Here’s some gems:

"I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas----er… that blue water smell conditioned me."

Described penis drawing inside a portable toilet while deployed overseas and called d*** art "beautiful," "engorged and veiny," and moving "towards its penetrative glory."

Wrote that he “became a communist”

Praised Hamas terrorists

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

227 This place IS my manifesto.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (h2pEv)

228 I have failed at life. I have neither written a manifesto or have jerked off in a porta-pottie

There is always time to get a NAZI tattoo...

Posted by: Graham Platner, refusing to wash his hands after leaving a port a pottie at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

229 And that's if you want to say that any troon is really "on your side". They'll inevitably betray you once the violence starts.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (iXqHn)

That's why I never went gaga over Andrew Sullivan and Milo being "conservative gays." Their first loyalty is to their orientation, that's why they always joined the other side.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)

230 i'm a big potty fan. Reminds me of the blue waters of my home planet.

Posted by: Omnec Onec, From Venus I Came at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (oftw2)

231 Live your dream, Count!

It's never too late to write a manifesto about jerking off in a Porta-Potty.

Fly, you beautiful dreamer! Fly!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (iJfKG)

You mean compose my manifesto, inspiring others for the ages, like MLK's I Have A Dream speech?

Yes, I can do this!!

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Golly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)

232 REP. THOMAS MASSIE CONCEDES: "I would've come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent and concede."

"And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

233 Is there anyone in the Democrat Party that is not a freak?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ)

234 Pakistan deploys jet squadron, thousands of troops to Saudi Arabia. “Pakistan has deployed 8,000 troops, a squadron of fighter jets and an air defence system to Saudi Arabia under a mutual defence pact, ramping up military cooperation with Riyadh even ‌as Islamabad serves as the main mediator in the Iran war. The deployment, the full scale of which is reported here for ‌the first time, was confirmed by three security officials and two government sources, all of whom described it as a substantial, combat-capable force intended to support Saudi Arabia’s military if the kingdom comes under further attack.”

... sounding more and more like Armageddon

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

235 or "Sara" (don't know his real name) Higdon. Mind you, Higdon hasn't had Brazillions of dollars worth of Plastic Surgery like White has.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM

Never heard of Higdon.

*consults interwebz*

Ahhhhh!!!!!

*flamethrows interwebz*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (bFu5X)

236 Massie is such a cuck that he was retweeting "Epstein class" endorsements last night. He is willing to suck anyone's dick. He might have to, when the feds figure out what is going on with the Cow Money. Bet he is siphoning off campaign contributions into that pool.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

237 Eh, seems like a lot of money to spend to get rid of Massie. But sometimes you have to send a message.

One time in Afghanistan some true believer was lobbing DShK at a convoy transiting a valley. Spotter says it’s one lone combatant. He was so far away it was ridiculous. The major asks Air Force what assets we have- he tells him f-16 loaded up. Major says hit him- with a jdam. Tacp says well we just spent $30k on one man. Major says, sometimes you have to send a message to the next guy who thinks he can shoot at us.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (egaJw)

238 He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and again

If the GOPe weren't clowns how about a bill to deny funding to any academic institute that has a professor/staff member that received funding from Epstein or Maxwell or any of their NGOs?

Oh suddenly we'll find the Epstein class needs "academic freedom"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

239 Which points out another truth about delay - it is always the best option for the weaker side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (TH/2I)

Well, I'd like to think the delays are because we and our allies have assets in the area who need to get out safely, and Trump doesn't want to kill massive numbers of people.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (1Ff7Z)

240 Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties

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He's a porta potty-o-sexual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)

241 It's always fun watching a troll's comments get zapped in real time.

First it's there, then I refresh and WHOOSH! It's gone!

Like magic!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (gnNyN)

242 Imagine being a Russian spy, a pedophile ringleader and a secret Nazi. All while having runaway dementia.

It's a wonder Trump has time to take a dump.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (h2pEv)

243 240 Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties

ah so definitely German heritage

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)

244 "... sounding more and more like Armageddon...."

Paging the "cult of let it burn" Paging the "cult of let it burn"

Please pick up the flame colored curtesy phone!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (zBgIx)

245 Were I to choose Top Ten Morons most likely to have a manifesto, you'd be on the list.
Posted by: No Surprise at May 20, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)
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She objected to the section titled "Origins and Intentions of Mass Retail Theft"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

246 last night was GOOD

btw Im happy Philly voted that guy in. Joshie was desperately trying to knock him out. He's a TERRIBLE look for the city.

it's fun.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)

247 229 That's why I never went gaga over Andrew Sullivan and Milo being "conservative gays." Their first loyalty is to their orientation, that's why they always joined the other side.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)

Even if there are people for who it isn't, they just aren't going to be able to be relied upon in wartime conditions.

When the SHTF, friend/enemy distinction will have to be done at a seconds' glance, and they're wearing an enemy uniform.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (iXqHn)

248 I loathe Porta Potties. Nasty things:
Posted by: Bulg

The only thing worse than a Porta potty is a porta potty at the starting line of a marathon. Just used by hundreds if not thousands of runners…. They’re completely disgusting but alas necessary in that situation….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (qORvR)

249 "And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

Ed has 4 bronze stars. Massie fucked chickens while Ed was defending the country. Kentucky people very wisely got rid of him. He underestimate the intelligence of the Kentucky voters, he thought they are as stupid and as greedy as his online inbreds from Phakistan.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

250 It's a wonder Trump has time to take a dump.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (h2pEv)

He certainly flushed out a turd or two recently.

Posted by: bye Massie, bye Cassidy at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (gKWVE)

251 I'm truly surprised by the amount of complaining on our side over Trump's strategy with Iran. This is a country that has been at war with us for 50 years both directly and through their proxy terror armies. They have cost us way more than $1.50/gallon for the last have decade with their various terror tactics including aiding the rise of China with cheap gas and funding Hamas including in Venezuela.

At some point in the very near future Trump will either get a deal that he and our newly energized partners in the ME, none of who will make nice with the mullahs again, will either get a deal or Iran will be bombed into submission.

But after the bombing there will still be fallout to deal with. Bombing a major supplier of oil on the world market into a pancake does not come without a cost. Trump has either earned your trust with all he has done over the last decade or not. He's dealing with a very complex situation not just Iran's fate but well beyond that. I'm content to let him do his thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)

252 Today Is National High Heel Day"

Low Spark style?

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

253 Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants

Do not doubt that 80% of progressives have no problem with dead citizens.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

254 Sullivan is gay first, and whatever he might claim to be politically second.

Milo is different though. He's more of a publicity hound then anything else. I remember at one point he claimed to have given up being gay.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)

255 There is no way Talarico beats Paxton. And for the record I don’t think Paxton is a great candidate. But Texas ain’t voting for a Dem, especially that dickweed.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (egaJw)

256 249 "And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

mask fully off now with that asshole

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (j+aD2)

257 It's always fun watching a troll's comments get zapped in real time.

First it's there, then I refresh and WHOOSH! It's gone!

Like magic!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (gnNyN)

Atta boy, Perfessor!

Posted by: Voice in Crowd at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

258 Potties are great. Do some of my best thinking in there. Can't really define the appeal. Is it the magic of the moment? The solitude? The feeling of being cut off? Who can define the intangibles?

Posted by: Benny Hill, 1975 at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (oftw2)

259 Porta potty is a porta potty at the starting line of a marathon. Just used by hundreds if not thousands of runners"

"Porta John run" at The Preakness...

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

260 Atta boy, Perfessor!
Posted by: Voice in Crowd at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM

Does Bon Ami work on trolls?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:55 AM (bFu5X)

261 254 Milo is different though. He's more of a publicity hound then anything else. I remember at one point he claimed to have given up being gay.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)

Even remotely touch a Penis, and you are gay for life.

You can stop having gay buttsex. But you're still gay.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:56 AM (iXqHn)

262 251 Agreed, JackStraw.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

263 Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants

That's fits with the argument I've been making for some time - the Dems aren't soft on crime, the Dems are the political wing of the cartels.

Also, apparently "gun violence" is such a serious threat to America that they won't even arrest people illegally using firearms...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

264 What exactly did Rep. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna actually achieve with the entire Epstein matter ? Aside from the four guys from the photo ID lineup who got unnecessarily doxxed, I mean.

While Epstein was a scoundrel to the rich and famous, in terms of real effect on my life, he was non-existent.

Epstein did interrupt the lives of a few dozen folks, last I checked there are over 300 million folks in this country that the Congress doesn't seem to be helping at all. We have 320,000 children that the Department of Homeland Security has effectively lost,” but Congress is mute on them.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

265 @RoKhanna
·
Follow
My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight.

He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and again
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Ro Khanna's endorsement is the Kiss of Death

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

266 That Massie quote from his concession speech is so over-the-top, it's hard to believe it's real.

But it is--the guy has gone full Nazi.

He'll be a prime-time speaker at the 2028 Democrat Convention at this rate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (73/SM)

267 Well, I'd like to think the delays are because we and our allies have assets in the area who need to get out safely, and Trump doesn't want to kill massive numbers of people.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (1Ff7Z)

2 1/2 months hasn’t been long enough? On that note, we’re increasingly losing potential allies inside Iran, as the regime has massively stepped up its executions of political opponents. 2,000 so far, reportedly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (TH/2I)

268 Good morning!

Saw an osprey on my morning walk - gonna be a good day!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3)

269 The GOP under Trump's leadership is doomed.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (vFG9F)

270 I am going to repost this, excellent summary @breibart:

"It’s hard to overstate how big of a thorn in Trump’s side Massie has been – and how great of a victory Gallrein’s win is for the president. Massie has opposed Trump on every significant initiative he has proposed. He voted against bills to keep Trump’s government funded and opened. He voted against the Big, Beautiful Bill, the historic package containing the bulk of Trump’s campaign platform.He partnered with radical Democrat Ro Khanna from California to force through a bill ostensibly to release what is known as the Epstein files, but which instead caused trouble for Trump – who is not credibly accused of any wrongdoing and has been revealed to have been one of the first prominent celebrities to sound the alarm on Epstein, even banning him from Mar-A-Lago – and halted his agenda, while resulting in no additional perpetrators being brought to justice.

Put simply, no Democrat has been as effective as stopping Trump’s agenda as Thomas Massie has been. And now, after Trump went all-in to take him out, his political career is over...The price was high in dollars ..but the investment was worth every penny for Trump."

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)

271 266 He'll be a prime-time speaker at the 2028 Democrat Convention at this rate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (73/SM)

Not until he converts to Islam.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (iXqHn)

272 >> Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)

I will only say that pausing combat operations until objectives were met is a major mistake. There is a lot of doctrine which agrees with me.

I understand we moved to a siege mentality. That takes time because the goal is to break their will. But they are getting resupply and support from the outside, and militias who are keeping the citizens from ending it. This was all predictable and I’m sure CiNC was advised. But I think he underestimates a fickle public with no patience for war and what it takes to win. YMMV.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (egaJw)

273 >>That's fits with the argument I've been making for some time - the Dems aren't soft on crime, the Dems are the political wing of the cartels.

Also, apparently "gun violence" is such a serious threat to America that they won't even arrest people illegally using firearms...
- - -

Guess we know what it takes to kneecap the impending panopticon: make it harm their precious criminals!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (X8xt3)

274 "And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

mask fully off now with that asshole
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (j+aD2)
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Translation: it's always the joo's fault.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

275 Pooor Massie. Here's a tissue.
"Massie: Fox News banned me for 18 months from the networks."

https://tinyurl.com/4ubymjh8

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

276 What exactly did Rep. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna actually achieve with the entire Epstein matter ?
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1) they muddied up Trump
2) they stalled Trump's DOJ
3) they protected the actual sexual predators and pedos, by deflecting everyone to go after Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (73/SM)

277 Today - hovering near $110

When the straits are truly open, oil should quickly go back into the $80’s short term, and in the long term much lower. Stories lie, but the numbers don’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (TH/2I)
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WTI Oil this morning at $101.42, down a couple bucks. Traders claim Iran is not stopping this mornings attempts to travel through the Strait.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (BSMtl)

278 I don’t have a manifesto. I do, however, have an “Up against the wall when the revolution comes!” list.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (TH/2I)

279 2 1/2 months hasn’t been long enough? On that note, we’re increasingly losing potential allies inside Iran, as the regime has massively stepped up its executions of political opponents. 2,000 so far, reportedly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (TH/2I)

Maybe, but with the Kurds taking the weapons for themselves, arming the people isn't a quick job, is it? Gotta get in without being found, then give some training time. I'd like things to get going, but I don't have all the info, so who knows why it hasn't started.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (1Ff7Z)

280 What exactly did Rep. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna actually achieve with the entire Epstein matter ? Aside from the four guys from the photo ID lineup who got unnecessarily doxxed, I mean.

Out of the whole Epstein mess the people punished in any way I am aware of were a few academics that were taking money from Epstein and offering him coeds. I don't think they got fired/lost tenure, but they had "a file put in their permanent record" and that's about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

281 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (QX6xo)

282 "Between the two manifestos, the pair uses the n-word at least 32 times."
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The REAL crime

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (h2pEv)

283 We get these crypto Democrats like Massie, like MTG, who are nothing but the old time Southern Democrats, into the party. They they do us dirty. Look what they did to Trump. Remember, blue dog democrats were always socially conservative, but they were always narrow minded, racist cvnts.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (GD0B3)

284 Being as the ONT showed that I comment WAY too much round these parts, I'll really need to calm down.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (QX6xo)

285 Now and again, you can find some valuable phone #s on potty walls, maybe even a limerick.

Posted by: The Man From Nantucket at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (oftw2)

286 btw Thune had a lot of BS to spew also

I love these guys. Such STATESMEN

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (j+aD2)

287 Has CBD ever issued a manifesto regarding carrots in chili?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (77rzZ)

288 >> 262 251
We're an impatient group. Well, some are. Others are not so married to the idea that things happen on our own timetable. IMO it sometimes boils down to issues that we either understand, or don't.

Personally, I find the pace at which the DoJ is crawling through the mass of information and evidence relating to criminal activity by the Democrats to be mind numbingly slow and incompetent.

I also acknowledge I know little about federal legal gyrations as they pertain to this situation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (jehhT)

289
Now that color-blindness as federal and local law is racist, will we lose all our treasured MLK Boulevards across America like the Caesar Chavez streets?

Love trolls telling us Trump is Dr. Doom.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 09:02 AM (Y8DZL)

290 California’s $7 Million Police Transparency Website Missing Cases Post 2024

A police transparency project based out of the University of California Berkeley started off strong but has since fizzled out as law enforcement fights the release of records.

Director Lisa Pickoff-White says the project must constantly fight police agencies for records, and even when they are turned over, the formats can be laborious to convert.

“Sometimes we get physical records. We get thumb drives. We get hard drives,” she told Center Square.

“I’ve gotten a CD. I’ve gotten a CD with a staple through the cover of it which broke the CD. We’ve gotten paper,” Pickoff-White continued. “There’s a reporter whose garage is full of boxes.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

291 The war started on March 4 2026 and the bombing lasted 3 weeks.
Ceasefire started April 8th

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 09:02 AM (5P5DO)

292 >>That Massie quote from his concession speech is so over-the-top, it's hard to believe it's real.

Wth is happening to these people? Is the new wife a raging feminist progressive? Has he made new friends?

If someone had shown random current day quotes from Tucker, Massie, et al. to us ten years ago - this is our future political discourse - would you have believed it?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3)

293 WTI Oil this morning at $101.42, down a couple bucks. Traders claim Iran is not stopping this mornings attempts to travel through the Strait.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (BSMtl)

Good to see. I watch the numbers, they show more truth about what’s happening than all the digital ink in the world.

And yes, when all this is cleared up oil should go back into the $50’s and stay there for a long, long time. It’ll be a huge drop in inflationary pressure on everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (TH/2I)

294 I'm content to let him do his thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)
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What choice do we have? I should really be running the war, but I have plans for lunch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

295 It looks like the two white nationalist (meaning, Hispanic) chuds were NOT transgender. There's an account "@amuse" on X which made that shit up. Amusing to that jackass anyway.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (gKWVE)

296 "The goal here was not just to have ICE and Border Patrol leave Minneapolis and go to terrorize some other city," Frey said. "The goal, and every single person felt it deeply, to stop ICE and Border Patrol in their tracks, to stand up for the endurance of our republic, to be patriots. We saw that by the tens of thousands of people who were peacefully protesting in the street."

Mayor of Minnistan admits open war on Federal Agents

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (/+uur)

297 277 Today - hovering near $110

When the straits are truly open, oil should quickly go back into the $80’s short term, and in the long term much lower. Stories lie, but the numbers don’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (TH/2I)
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WTI Oil this morning at $101.42, down a couple bucks. Traders claim Iran is not stopping this mornings attempts to travel through the Strait.

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this is true...from where we sit, stopping traffic presents challenges

Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (ADssA)

298 I'm hoping Khanna ended his political career with his endorsement of the new SEIU-proposed asset tax in California.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (BSMtl)

299 The band Aqua of "Barbie Girl" fame has broken up. Believe it or not, they were massively popular in Europa, with a pile of hits over the years.

Their single "Back to the 80s" was a total banger, celebrating Reagan and all things 80s.

Inspirational verse: "M & M was just a snack, and Michael Jackson's skin was black."

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (gtcuf)

300 Saw an osprey on my morning walk - gonna be a good day!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3)
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Wow! I always get them confused with Kestrals. Don't ask why it is something to do with the s in the name.

Kestrals I have seen. Not sure I've ever seen an Osprey.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (h2pEv)

301 Being as the ONT showed that I comment WAY too much round these parts, I'll really need to calm down.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (QX6xo)

It's the pressure to keep being first that's doing it for you, Sponge. Take a break. Be second once in a while. Your blood pressure will thank you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

302 What the hell is a porta potty?

- The Romans

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 09:05 AM (Oy/m2)

303
@RoKhanna

Why don't you and Mark Halperin have another mutual fellation session on air? It is clear that the two of you make each other moist.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:05 AM (Zw+it)

304 286 btw Thune had a lot of BS to spew also

I love these guys. Such STATESMEN
Posted by: Black Orchid

Elder Statesmen!

The Pence / Romney imaginary Republican leadership cabal is sinking so fast Bill Kristol and to come out as a democrat.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (Y8DZL)

305 If someone had shown random current day quotes from Tucker, Massie, et al. to us ten years ago - this is our future political discourse - would you have believed it?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3)

100% - but I'm not a good barometer. I see all kinds of crazy shit, some of it accurate.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (h2pEv)

306 > There's an account "@amuse" on X which made that shit up.
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There are a bunch of legal, military, intelligence, law enforcement, etc. posers on 𝕏 who purport to "know stuff." They're making money with clicks. Like a number of podcasters that we bitch about daily here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (jehhT)

307 >>What exactly did Rep. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna actually achieve with the entire Epstein matter ? Aside from the four guys from the photo ID lineup who got unnecessarily doxxed, I mean.

They normalized it as a smear against Trump?
They had help, of course.
Total distraction.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3)

308 55 The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)
====

What about us bums?
Posted by: The Yankees at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

Wrong Team. The Brooklyn Dodgers were the BUMS!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2026 09:07 AM (x0n13)

309 >>I understand we moved to a siege mentality. That takes time because the goal is to break their will. But they are getting resupply and support from the outside, and militias who are keeping the citizens from ending it. This was all predictable and I’m sure CiNC was advised. But I think he underestimates a fickle public with no patience for war and what it takes to win. YMMV.

I've never underestimated the American public's lack of patience, particularly now that we live on internet time. As I said, I am a bit surprised by the lack of patience by some on our side.

Forget historical analogies which go both ways, the amount of weaponry combined with the blockade have Iran in a position where they are defenseless. They can still lash out and inflict small damage but they can't defeat us militarily. And I've yet to hear anyone who favors bombing them into submission say what comes next and there is always a next.

Nation building? A new Marshall Plan? Who is going to bring back Iran and what is the cost? It's shortsighted to just say bomb it and leave because that won't work either. Look at Libya. We aren't dealing with a people so much as a death cult.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:08 AM (viF8m)

310 Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants"

Hmm. The pics of the "protest" associated with that story show...mostly white women. And few white men.

Huh.

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)

311 The spirit of Dancing Harry was in Madison Square Garden last night. Knicks!!!

Posted by: Unkaren at May 20, 2026 09:08 AM (iwzRJ)

312 Delurker

Sad news. They had some fun music.

I sang the René refrain to Barbie Girl to my middle school students after they started singing.

Cracked the girls up that I knew the words. I did note that Lene was hot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

313
Kestrals I have seen. Not sure I've ever seen an Osprey.
Posted by: ...

Ospreys are primarily a mottles white / grey / brown in color. They are far larger than Kestrels.

Kestrals are the hoodlum-adjacent youths who hang out alone on street corners, giving everything the once over. They live "cool".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (Zw+it)

314 Pluto TV has paired Space 1999 and Fringe on the same channel. Love both shows, but totally different vibes. Seems like an odd pairing.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (gsvNK)

315
It's the pressure to keep being first that's doing it for you, Sponge. Take a break. Be second once in a while. Your blood pressure will thank you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

Point taken.

Medical advice from The Horde is GOSPEL, so I'm told.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (QX6xo)

316 "Epstein" who was a democrat and enabled and entertained democrats like Clinton and the rest on his island, on his plane, at his various properties, is just another "Rooshian Koluzhion" hoax. In which Massie heavily participated. Because crypto democrat.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (GD0B3)

317 They normalized it as a smear against Trump?
They had help, of course.
Total distraction.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3)
==================
I live in a predominantly Democrat college town, and that Trump was hand-in-hand with Epstein in all he did is an article of faith here. Evidence? Not needed, since any evidence is being suppressed by his corrupt handmaidens at DOJ and in Congress, despite the brave efforts of Ro Khanna.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:10 AM (BSMtl)

318 oil should go back into the $50’s"

That's funny right there.

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

319 If someone had shown random current day quotes from Tucker, Massie, et al. to us ten years ago - this is our future political discourse - would you have believed it?
Posted by: Lizzy

If someone was writing me 8 figure checks for spewing bullshit you'd be seeing a lot of it.

I mean, more than you do right now from me for free, but a different perspective.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 09:10 AM (Y8DZL)

320
The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.
Posted by: mr tmz

At Kominsky Park!

-- one B O'bama, thoroughly steeped in the ways and wayfarers of South Chicago

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Zw+it)

321 Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants"

-------------------------

Aurora Colorado City Council has voted to muzzle their police chief for posting inconvenient facts about crime and policy on his social media.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (gsvNK)

322 John Eastman’s Disbarment in California Is an Outrageous Violation of the First Amendment Warranting Supreme Court Review

It's that and a whole hell of a lot more. It's was punishment for being an attorney for Orange Man Bad, thus was political in nature, and meant to send a message to all lawyers that defending the "wrong" people, politically, will bring dire consequences to lawyers. It was meant to strip legal help from conservatives.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (ynpvh)

323 It's the pressure to keep being first that's doing it for you, Sponge. Take a break. Be second once in a while. Your blood pressure will thank you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

Point taken.

Medical advice from The Horde is GOSPEL, so I'm told.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (QX6xo)
----
Don't listen to him, Sponge!

Wear your FIRSTS! like the bling on a North Korean General's uniform!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (gnNyN)

324 Medical advice from The Horde is GOSPEL, so I'm told."

Hot iron time?

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

325 What do porta potties and getting a blow job from an old lady have in common?

Don’t look down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (xvV+O)

326 309

I've never underestimated the American public's lack of patience, particularly now that we live on internet time. As I said, I am a bit surprised by the lack of patience by some on our side.

Forget historical analogies which go both ways, the amount of weaponry combined with the blockade have Iran in a position where they are defenseless. They can still lash out and inflict small damage but they can't defeat us militarily. And I've yet to hear anyone who favors bombing them into submission say what comes next and there is always a next.

Posted by: JackStraw at Ma

The impatience is b/c Trump and Hegsgeth promised weeks (under 6 was the stated goal of all spokesfolks) when we got involved. We are now in months. But every week, Trump is also hanging the carrot to the people that "this might end very soon". Trump's folks have never updated their timeline expectation and asked the American people if they are ready for it. If they are in for seige and years, they better let us know.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (tOcjL)

327 The fact that they're still hoping there's something in the Epstein files that they had in the Biden Administration for 4 years and did nothing with them, cracks me up.

Losers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (QX6xo)

328 Maybe, but with the Kurds taking the weapons for themselves, arming the people isn't a quick job, is it? Gotta get in without being found, then give some training time. I'd like things to get going, but I don't have all the info, so who knows why it hasn't started.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (1Ff7Z)

Waiting for that’s fine, the war can go on for a year so long as the Straits are truly open. Allowing the straits to stay closed through the summer will hammer our economy at a very bad time, and that does not need to happen.

Opening them is not militarily difficult - it requires:
1. Eliminating Iran’s remaining fast boats
2. Eliminate remaining missile and drone capacity
3. Use amphibious troops to seize the small islands in the gulf which Iran uses for targeting and as weapons platforms.

I suspect #3 is the biggest sticking point. There will be some casualties taken to do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (TH/2I)

329 >>Kestrals I have seen. Not sure I've ever seen an Osprey.

Osprey have distinct heads, that seem smaller in proportion to their bodies.
https://tinyurl.com/tprr9vhd

Kestrels are more colorful, very pretty.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (X8xt3)

330 Medical advice from The Horde is GOSPEL, so I'm told.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Take it to the bank.

Posted by: Hot Iron Promotion Board at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (oftw2)

331 312 Cracked the girls up that I knew the words. I did note that Lene was hot.

Yep, she was smokin' hot!

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (gtcuf)

332 Morn' all... My heart is broken for my dear Gov Hairgel.... He won't be celebrating the 4th of July because the bad Orange Man has destroyed Democracy... No 250th Anniversary....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 09:13 AM (dgwmg)

333 It is truly horrifying times. People were told about the Holocaust that "it can't happen here". Yet today we're talking about that Galindo lady and her Zionist camps, Massie and "Tel Aviv and AIPAC", Mamdani and his rather not very antisemitism etc, etc. Not to mention the far right aholes Tucker, Owens, Fuentes.
And yet technology is producing great things.
Dickens: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:13 AM (gu0hJ)

334 Morn' all... My heart is broken for my dear Gov Hairgel.... He won't be celebrating the 4th of July because the bad Orange Man has destroyed Democracy... No 250th Anniversary....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 09:13 AM (dgwmg)

He's a bought and paid for Chinese communist, so it stands to reason.

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No one will shed a tear for his pity party.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (QX6xo)

335 Reports on the San Diego Chief of Police news conference don't mention the gender "choice" of the killers and, given the rumors they were a trans couple, that makes me suspicious.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (BSMtl)

336 If someone had shown random current day quotes from Tucker, Massie, et al. to us ten years ago - this is our future political discourse - would you have believed it?
Posted by: Lizzy
-------------------

If someone had told you ten years ago the Democrats' entire agenda would be protecting illegal immigrants, sexually mutilating children, and putting Jews in concentration camps ... Actually, it would not have been too hard to believe.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (gsvNK)

337 🤣🤣🤣

this is awesome!

https://tinyurl.com/55262med

*wish The Brady Bunch musak was playing, but maybe it's copyrighted or something

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)

338 Too late to comment now.

Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

339 Hahahahaha.
Alex Jones: Massie lost because of the historic election interference by ISRAEL.

https://tinyurl.com/3erva724

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

340 The San Diego shooters had Hitler propaganda on their social media. Did they mistake the mosque for a temple? Clown show.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (71mhK)

341 Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants"

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A tacit admission that they, like we, know who are committing the violent crimes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)

342 Osprey nests dot the tops of phone poles on islands off the coast of Ct., RI, and Mass. They are large birds and do not look like you want to mess with them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (BSMtl)

343 If someone had told you ten years ago the Democrats' entire agenda would be protecting illegal immigrants, sexually mutilating children, and putting Jews in concentration camps ... Actually, it would not have been too hard to believe.

10 years ago the "religious right" was pointing out the left had gone from, "what does gay marriage have to do with you anyway" to "bake the cake bigot or go to jail" and that it was only going to get worse.

And...they were right.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)

344 Massie won under 55 voters overwhelmingly and lost 55+ voters overwhelmingly. It wasn’t close. Under 55 was +30 Massie over 55 was around there same anti Massie.

10 years from now, maybe even sooner, these types of races go the other way if the same trends continue.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (b4qzS)

345 >>Kestrels are more colorful, very pretty.

My town is covered with ospreys. We even put up platforms for them to build their nests.

There are a bunch that live down in the park where I walk Elvis. Every now and then I see one of them fishing. Cool birds.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)

346 Aurora Colorado City Council has voted to muzzle their police chief for posting inconvenient facts about crime and policy on his social media.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

=====

A few hundred yutes from indiana came to our little town for Senior Skip Day this week.

Along with sunscreen and snacks, they also brought their guns - because no day at the beach is complete without escalating an argument into a running gun fight.

Sigh

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (gpQ8/)

347 Massie didn't vote the way Republicans in his district wanted.

That's it. The whole story.

This is representative government working the way it is supposed to.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)

348 Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)

Massie, Massie, Massie!

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (gtcuf)

349 If I recall the Fuhrman story he did not use the N word in a conversation with another cop.
A reporter asked Fuhrman about the N word and then told Fuhrman here is the conversation word for word.
The reporters then read the fake conversation.
Then Fuhrman corrects the reporter saying the other cop said N word.
That is the part they played in court, the correction.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)

350 I think we should treat Trump’s popularity rating as extremely suspect. How do you win like that in Indiana, Kentucky and Louisiana and be that unpopular? Smells like bullshit

Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (71mhK)

351 338 Too late to comment now.
Posted by: Don Black

Not even a quick blurb about the hockey game tonight?

Posted by: Go, Golden Knights! at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)

352 ten years ago the Democrats' entire agenda"

Looks at calendar...

No surprise there

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

353 "but I'm still waiting for the OR ELSE part of this to take effect."
I am waiting for a new record.

"What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (cS1cw)

354 "Between the two manifestos, the pair uses the n-word at least 32 times."
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The REAL crime
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (h2pEv)

Wait!!! What?!?!

Gay Nazis!!!! Who's ever heard of such a thing!

Next, you'll be telling me that there's Communist Democrats paid off by China to wreck the country!!!

My fainting couch...Where's my fainting couch?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (iJfKG)

355 > It was meant to strip legal help from conservatives.
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Between that and the ongoing judicial insurrection, I'd say it is succeeding.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (jehhT)

356 >>I live in a predominantly Democrat college town, and that Trump was hand-in-hand with Epstein in all he did is an article of faith here.

It really is amazing, isn't it?

Almost like a propaganda flex just to demonstrate what they can do.

Epstein and Bill Clinton were close friends for years, and he was a frequent island visitor along with a lot of other prominent Lefty VIPs. The discussion of this just a few years back fueled by the mysterious "Q" was ALL about this -- and those people were smeared as raving lunatics. Now? Massie and Khana make Q look tame.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (X8xt3)

357 People need to understand that this new wave of vicious antisemitism is a foreign op! The Islamists in Turkey, Phakistan, Qatar and Yemen, the opportunists in CHina and Russia, all of them are participating. Anything to make USA weaker, give it democrats, whatever works. They cannot win otherwise. SO they find stupid, envious losers, feed them 80 yearl old defeated hate, and then insert them into body politic. We have the whole world manipulating our elections! thank you Elon Musk. It's one thing to have freedom of speech in the US for the US, but the Islamo-nazis in Turkey and inbreds in Phakistan do not have such priviledge! BLOCK!!

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (GD0B3)

358 330 Medical advice from The Horde is GOSPEL, so I'm told.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Take it to the bank.

Posted by: Hot Iron Promotion Board at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (oftw2)

That's why I have life insurance...so my kids can take it to the bank after I put dirt on it, put a hot iron on it, and shake it off...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (ynpvh)

359 How do you win like that in Indiana, Kentucky and Louisiana and be that unpopular?"

Some folks can't handle a win.

Even here

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

360 I've heard several people mention Massie being a chicken Tucker. Is this an actual accusation that lady made, or just a Horde joke?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (BI5O2)

361 Chicken fucker

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)

362 10 years from now, maybe even sooner, these types of races go the other way if the same trends continue.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (b4qzS)

10 years from now, the big issue will be AI bots taking over all entry level jobs. Who knows how that will shake out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (TH/2I)

363 320
The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.
Posted by: mr tmz

At Kominsky Park!

-- one B O'bama, thoroughly steeped in the ways and wayfarers of South Chicago

=====
listen up folks...
one day i was visiting Aunt 'closeline' Muerel on the southside of Chicago. while waiting for the L-train , two brothers came up to me with a young'n colored fella. they proclaimed the young'n would one day be president. turns out, the two brothers were Otto and Joe Kominsky...who would go on to build the Kominsky Park on the southside. well, i don't have to tell you who the colored young'n was....anyway. true story.

Posted by: JoByden at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (ADssA)

364 The Jew-hating left has an outsized influence over the Democrat party and has an outsized presence on social media.

How much of the Democrat party believes it is an important question.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (yRxuK)

365 With my Sabres out, I'm now rooting for Carolina to demolish the Canadiens.

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (gtcuf)

366 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 80 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor and another hot day ahead.

I finished the editing draft of my new book yesterday, and am taking some time off to relax. It does feel odd not having a project to work on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (qRla/)

367 361 Chicken fucker

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)

I saw them play for Goat F**kers and Kiddie Diddlers at the Kaaba in '03.

Posted by: Mohammed at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (ynpvh)

368 >> 10 years from now, maybe even sooner, these types of races go the other way if the same trends continue.

Bullshit. As people get older, mature and have real life experiences they largely become more conservative and traditional in their thinking. The only generation that defied that trend are the 60’s laden, mostly boomer Democrats. No matter what evidence and life shows them of their failures and wayward, destructive decisions, they double down.

They will rightfully be extinct in the next 10 years along with the commies.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (71mhK)

369 365 With my Sabres out, I'm now rooting for Carolina to demolish the Canadiens.

the canes will fight the Habs AND the refs

but they'll be fine

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (j+aD2)

370 10 years from now a lot of people currently under 55 won't be. Time has a way of changing some opinions.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (viF8m)

371 >Not even a quick blurb about the hockey game tonight?

Posted by: Go, Golden Knights!
----

AVALANCHE WARNING
conditions are ripe

Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

372 Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties

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Smooth as Cary Grant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

373 I thought I was safe from the madness here in OK. I was wrong. Comes news today that the lovely B&B across the road has been sold and will be converted to a rehab facility.

Hope your day goes better.

Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (80oeU)

374 What do you tell a man with two black eyes?"

Ah, "don't use binoculars in a fist fight"?

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)

375 btw did you see Hunt is on X now? he started with a weird vague post

lol he won't go away

priceless

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2)

376 {{{ creeper }}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

377 365 With my Sabres out, I'm now rooting for Carolina to demolish the Canadiens.

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (gtcuf)

In Sandy Eggo, there's the baseballsack team, the Pod Rays. We have a lower level hockey team (the Gulls), but no pro BasketcaseBall or FootFungusBall teams anymore, as they left for LA (instead of Escaping from it).

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (ynpvh)

378 clever X post on Insty:

"Worth noting that antisemites keep winning Dem primaries and losing R ones"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (j+aD2)

379 won under 55 voters overwhelmingly and lost 55+ voters overwhelmingly"

Exit polling?
Dowsing?
Ouiji boards?

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)

380 The irony of this CO Supreme Court rulig is that the suit claims that CHCO is discriminating against transgender patients, when in fact CHCO would love to re-open their TRUE Center, but are afraid that the HHS declaration from Dec '25 has real teeth and have to decide whether to say what they really feel or throw the gender patients under the bus. The state attorney general hailed the ruling, declaring that these patients can now get the "lifesaving treatments" they need. I think the hospital will try to walk the fine line between complying with the HHS declaration while keeping their TRUE Center limping along hoping that challenges to the HHS rule prevail in court. Cowards.

Posted by: muldoon at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (qgHp7)

381 The leftists I know are still screaming about Epstein. However they are absolutely closing their shit over the IRS reimbursement fund. "Trump is stealing it all". I live in an a very blue area, but I'm not sure unless you were here you can understand the level of insanity caused by TDS.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (gu0hJ)

382 did you see Hunt is on X now? he started with a weird vague post

lol he won't go away

priceless
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2)

hunter bidet ? how long before he and Covens get together ? She has a tramp stamp, maybe she can show it to him.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (GD0B3)

383 >>AVALANCHE WARNING
conditions are ripe

Go Avs!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3)

384 Yeah, I think The Avs are unbeatable this year.

Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (gtcuf)

385 Greasy Gavin's bon mots.

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
We will lose our country if we don’t stand up and fight fire with fire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

386 Brad Raffensperger, who was instrumental in the steal of Georgia in 2020, got clobbered last night in the GA governors primary.

Slowly but surely all RINOs are being purged.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (viF8m)

387 The leftists I know are still screaming about Epstein
-----------------

And none of them GAF about Epstein up until 2025.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (gsvNK)

388 The hope of all Canada is with the Canadians. I hope they get crushed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:28 AM (gu0hJ)

389 Thanks, Salty.

I cleaned the guns. Not much else left to do.

Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2026 09:29 AM (80oeU)

390 379 won under 55 voters overwhelmingly and lost 55+ voters overwhelmingly"

Exit polling?
Dowsing?
Ouiji boards?

Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)

Yes

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:29 AM (ynpvh)

391 JackStraw

Yesterday was a good start. The wise will learn from it.

Doubt that will affect the GOPe, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)

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