Cavernous Nostril Now Glazes The Man She Used to Accuse of Having Sexually Molested Her Underaged Niece, Back When That Was Her Grift

But her new grift is antisemitism and cultivating a Nazi-curious Horseshoe Fusion political movement.

I'm so annoyed I'll even link a Jake Tapper post (just for the clip he's embedded).

It's almost as if Cavernous Nostrils is a sociopath who will say literally anything to manipulate people and extract money from them.

HUNTER BIDEN: It's not about left or right... my dad was never part of the EPSTEIN CLASS... you're being attacked for asking questions... Charlie was like a brother to you... Israel bad.

Wild to see Hunter Biden parroting Candace's talking points. pic.twitter.com/BNqJ21T6aT
— Britta | NoSoup4Knowles (@nosoup4knowles) May 19, 2026

Hunter Biden making some curious statements here on the podcast of one of the political world’s most outspoken antisemites: pic.twitter.com/kEFcP8mjDE
— Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) May 19, 2026

Candace Owens, Dec. 2024: Accuses Hunter Biden of sexually abusing his underage niece after allegedly getting her hooked on crack.
VS.
Candace Owens, May 2026: Welcomes Hunter Biden into her home, smiling ear to ear as he tops her wishlist of people… pic.twitter.com/GG4565VQQS
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) May 19, 2026

Here are just four of many instances where Candace Owens accuses Hunter Biden of being a child sex predator, having an incestuous relationship with his underage niece, harboring child pornography, and being a degenerate who should be in prison.

She is now allying with him and… pic.twitter.com/ftNvTLS6G5
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) May 18, 2026

Oh and this grifter wants in now, too!

I am so interested in this interview.

This is what real journalism looks like along with where the political underground of America is moving.

Truly fascinating.

Everyone I know is so disgusted with the two party system that has completely failed every single American. https://t.co/0ZEE506u9X
— Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@FmrRepMTG) May 18, 2026

Because Hunter Biden now appeared on one of the fake right podcasts, he will now appear on all of them, rapid fire. That's how this Human Centipede works, most people have turned their backs on them so they have no one to interview except each other and Glenn Greenwald, Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian and now Hunter Biden.

Thomas Massie will soon be a frequent flier on the Human Centipede Podcast Interview Circuit.

BTW, I have a feeling that Tuq'r asked Cavernous Nostrils to go first. Tuq'r has frequently talked about how he was good friends with Hunter Biden, and probably really wants to have him on to trash Trump and praise Joe Biden, but is too cowardly to be the first of the Fake Right Podcasters to do it.

So he had Cavernous Nostrils host Hunter Biden's Fake Right Cotillion.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:55 PM

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1 Simply evil.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:55 PM (N1tpc)

2 OF COURSE Marjorie Taylor Greene is all in on this.

OF COURSE.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (N1tpc)

3 Won't be watching

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (FtULh)

4 Will Hunter Biden be hawking his paintings on this show?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (NUEvg)

5 I noodalated.

Posted by: Noodist at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)

6 I can understand changing your mind about Trump. Maybe you've just been bitten by the Antisemitism demon.

But to do a massive 180 on the scummy Biden family? There's no excuse. You're a grifter, just like them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:58 PM (N1tpc)

7 It's almost as if Cavernous Nostrils is a sociopath who will say literally anything to manipulate people and extract money from them. Per Ace. Bingo, or game, set, match.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (Gqar8)

8 Ok, please explain this whole nostril thing.
And be gentle. No pinecones.

Posted by: Slow on the uptake at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)

9 Hunter Biden is a degenerate that should be in prison.

Fact check: Mostly true

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

10 Candied Ovens, grooming viewbots

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD)

11 Cavernous Nostril Now Glazes The Man She Used to Accuse of Having Sexually Molested Her Underaged Niece

Is that supposed to say "his?"

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (gtcuf)

12 Fake right indeed.Tucker was real right at one time...I think. Who knows, there are so many liars and sleeper agents.

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (YwEeS)

13 Her nostrils look normal-sized to me.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (wVcYX)

14 Cavernous Nostrils

Because she is looking down on everyone she is fooling with her lying grift.

So all you see are her nostrils.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (2GVsD)

15 11 Cavernous Nostril Now Glazes The Man She Used to Accuse of Having Sexually Molested Her Underaged Niece

Is that supposed to say "his?"
Posted by: Delurker

And she's probably not underaged now.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)

16 Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (2Ez/1)

17
Candace Owens, Dec. 2024: Accuses Hunter Biden of sexually abusing his underage niece after allegedly getting her hooked on crack.
--------

Big tent!!

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (FEPkz)

18 Maybe Candace should bring on the Hawk Tuah girl. They can compare foot pics.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (gKWVE)

19 For the record there are gigabytes of Hunter molesting underage girls on his laptop.

I remember one where the girl is crying while he is videotaping and he keeps demanding she say he didn't hurt her.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)

20 And, under consideration MTG. No subtlety to her hustle. Trump messed with her rice bowl so allegiance switched in a flash.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

21 MTG's just retarded.

Cavernous Nostrils is a sociopath.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (gtcuf)

22 From the last thread:

102 I know term limits went out of fashion in the 90s, but I still believe in them. It's ALWAYS the Republicans that have been there a long time that the swamp claims.

Posted by: Leupold
======
It is like removing the 17th Amendment on voting for senators, it requires a constitutional amendment that is simply not going to happen.

I have always felt the easiest way to promote more competition for seats is to require television and radio to set aside airspace under public interest so that candidates without a lot of money but good ideas could get heard. Still valid even in the internet era.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)

A simple way is for 27 more states to ratify the Congressional Apportionment Amendment of 1789, which has no deadline, so that can still be done. At one point the current 11 was within one state of ratification, but with more states being added to the Union, it is no longer close.

The formula in the text is complicated, but effectively, it would increase the size of the House to at least one Representative per 50,000 Americans. So, now there would be 6,629 Reps.

Wikipedia link: https://tinyurl.com/z9y5cuj5

Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (Sy6m/)

23 Hey guys, I said no yellow. But this fine young woman? Why a few puffs on my pipe and she'll do whatever I want. And it ain't no pinecone

Posted by: HUnter Biden at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)

24 Is that supposed to say "his?"

For ratings, she just might pimp out her niece to Hunter or Joey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)

25 I remember one where the girl is crying while he is videotaping and he keeps demanding she say he didn't hurt her.
___

I don't think that one was underage, but how can you tell for sure these days anyway.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (Dv3i1)

26 Hunter Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Candace Owens at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (wVcYX)

27 Accuses Hunter Biden of raping his underage niece after getting her hooked on crack

Who are we to criticize their culture?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 05:03 PM (9Y5zL)

28 🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 05:03 PM (GD0B3)

29 I am going to step away before I gag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 05:03 PM (2GVsD)

30 Imagine their were endless videos and photos of one of Trump's kids molesting underage girls and using drugs. Does anyone thing they'd be free as a bird like Hunter here?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (sKqQm)

31 Nostrils so cavernous, she used Threenex.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (gtcuf)

32 It's amazing to watch people become followers of these but jobs. The Internet and it's bastard child podcasts has led to the sheep being more easily led than ever. And there are few people in the media or political life who can be trusted to be straight with you.
Choose wisely my friends

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (gu0hJ)

33 >>Her nostrils look normal-sized to me.

Agree

Posted by: Kevin Bacon's nose before surgery at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (J4Dwc)

34 Democrats propping up and supporting Democrats! whaddayyknow

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)

35 After daddy is done with the nostril lady is he going to come see us on Father's Day, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (2Ez/1)

36 8 Ok, please explain this whole nostril thing.
And be gentle. No pinecones.

Posted by: Slow on the uptake at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)

How much time you got?

When she huffs around the house, she huffs AROUND the house.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (I22yv)

37 Aw man. It's just the boring old Jew-bashing. Boooooooo!

I was hoping this lunatic and crackhead would get together, get spun up on the good stuff with the B12 cut, and accuse the Pope of sneaking poop into his dad's pants at the Vatican, or claim that Jackie Mason faked his death so he could go undetected in his role as Pete Hegseth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (BI5O2)

38 ‘Oh and this grifter wants in now, too!’

It’s an op. They all are. All of these helminths conspire ahead of time and coordinate exactly what they each will say. Then they execute the op like it’s an organic flowering of agreement. But it’s about as real as sex is when youre fucking a deflated fuck doll covered in pus that you found abandoned behind the homeless encampment.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (+VqQP)

39 Chick can smell your future.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (I22yv)

40 C'mon people, who here hasn't molested their underage niece?

Posted by: Uncle Pervy at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (oftw2)

41 8 Ok, please explain this whole nostril thing.

NoseCandy-O

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (gtcuf)

42 Owens is probably thinking "well if she's dumb enough to get hooked on crack, have at her Hunter"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (gu0hJ)

43 OT, another one that needs to go:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
·
3h
NEW: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) reacts to President Trump’s endorsement of Ken Paxton:

“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”

Posted by: beckster at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (kX27y)

44 Wait.
Jackie Mason is dead?

Posted by: Where was I? at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (2Ez/1)

45 One of the interesting aspects of the left embracing anti-semitism is I suspect it will accelerate the migration of the Jewish voting block to the right.

Atheist Jews vote hard left...but they don't have kids. Observant Jews are a bit right leaning. So over time the voting block will move right. But this should speed it up.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)

46 This convention of the damned, Hunter on Candace to be followed by the rest of the centipede podcast ring, reminds me of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (bYtp3)

47 I've never really cared about Candace Owens, but is this perhaps a new low? I mean this is some below basement stuff, almost like some kind of sick parody.

Posted by: Max Power at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (q177U)

48 ace is pissed enough to quote tapper in a nonridicule fashion?

Damn. Strange bedfellows.

Maybe you should name the crow Jake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)

49 Natural Law....what do dat mean? What do dat mean?

Posted by: katy tur at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (70cb5)

50 40 C'mon people, who here hasn't molested their underage niece?
Posted by: Uncle Pervy

Can't say I wasn't tempted, but you gotta show some self-control, man!

Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (oftw2)

51 She consulted with NASA on an olfactory survey of Uranus.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (I22yv)

52 MA city votes to disable gunshot detection system just one week after major "active-shooter event" in order to shield blacks, migrants from cops

-
Makes sense if you're trying to bring down civilization.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)

53 I did her like this
I did her like that
I even did her with a wiffle ball bat

Posted by: HUnter Biden discussing his time with Candace's niece at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

54 I like big butts but sometimes I forget to switch socks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:08 PM (bYtp3)

55 NoseCandy-O
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (gtcuf)

So the black one is blowing lines while the white one is huffing rocks?

Expectation Status:
[X] Subverted

Even the podcasters are race-swapping these days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:08 PM (BI5O2)

56 You people want to accuse Hunter Biden, the most conservative presidential son who ever lived, of being some kind of degenerate?

This blog has been nothing but flip-floppers, demagoguery and unprincipled-ness since Malor moved on.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (FEPkz)

57 I saw Organic Flowering of Agreement Off-Broadway in 2019.
Didn't care for it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (2Ez/1)

58 44 Wait.
Jackie Mason is dead?
Posted by: Where was I?

He died when Caddyshack II came out.

Posted by: Hollywood Babylon at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (oftw2)

59 MA city votes to disable gunshot detection system just one week after major "active-shooter event" in order to shield blacks, migrants from cops

-
Makes sense if you're trying to bring down civilization.

The people doing the shooting are tightly aligned with the left - since the D party is the political wing of America's crime syndicates.

Yes they want random violence to justify more laws and government spending, but they specifically want to defend these people because they are their foot soldiers.

Posted by: HUnter Biden discussing his time with Candace's niece at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)

60 Has Nose-tradamus been taken? It has to have been.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (I22yv)

61 NEW: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) reacts to President Trump’s endorsement of Ken Paxton:
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”

-
Well, we understand disappointment, Suzie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (ndZc7)

62 MA city votes to disable gunshot detection system just one week after major "active-shooter event" in order to shield blacks, migrants from cops

-
Makes sense if you're trying to bring down civilization.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)
=======================
Cambridge. A crazy world run by Harvard and MIT faculty.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (bYtp3)

63 It is kind of odd for a rich boy to do crack.

NoseCandy-O's tastes are more...refined.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (gtcuf)

64 Atheist Jews vote hard left...but they don't have kids. Observant Jews are a bit right leaning. So over time the voting block will move right. But this should speed it up.
Posted by: 18-1

It should. But Jews can be a stiff-necked people.

Posted by: News from the Old Testament at May 19, 2026 05:11 PM (Dv3i1)

65 Yup, Mason died in '21. One of the famous deaths that went down the memory hole during COVID.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:11 PM (BI5O2)

66 Has Nose-tradamus been taken? It has to have been.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (I22yv)

I think Waxman was Nostrildamus

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:11 PM (FEPkz)

67 Hah! This is all so weird.
It’s all theatre.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (4KUe5)

68 It is kind of odd for a rich boy to do crack.

NoseCandy-O's tastes are more...refined.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (gtcuf)
——

Crack was big in finance-bro circles back in the day. Still is in some circles.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (+VqQP)

69 . But it’s about as real as sex is when youre fucking a deflated fuck doll covered in pus that you found abandoned behind the homeless encampment.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Ummm. Oddly specific.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (OdypD)

70 Because air is free.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (2Ez/1)

71 60 Has Nose-tradamus been taken? It has to have been.

Nostril-damus has been taken.

Posted by: As Seen on the Chappelle Show at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (Dv3i1)

72 What you didn't see in that clip is when Hunter broke out his crack pipe and he and Cavernous Nostrils engaged in anal sex.

But the video will show up on his new notebook.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (D1E+2)

73 i'd say it's weird how some people can change their minds about things of importance but it seems to happen all the time. it'd be like me suddenly deciding that kamala has a sexy laugh

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (CWTWj)

74 Nozymandias?

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (gtcuf)

75 It's not a horseshoe, it's just a stick with horse shit on both ends.

Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (Ot/FD)

76 I am the Eyes of Nostildamus, all your ways are known to me.

Posted by: Al Stewart at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (oftw2)

77 Has anyone done a bit of digging into these people's medical histories to see what sort of medications they're on? I'm sure for the right $$ their doctors, psychologists, whatever's would surely provide the cocktail recipes they're on.

Might be interesting, and horrifying at the same time.

They're cyphers of some sort or another. Weirdos.

But, hey... it's working because we're talking about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (jehhT)

78 I think Waxman was Nostrildamus

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:11 PM (FEPkz)

Curses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (I22yv)

79 It's amazing to watch people become followers of these but jobs.
Choose wisely my friends
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (gu0hJ)
****
"But Jobs"...is that you Mayor Pete?? All kidding aside, as a fellow sufferer, how's the gout?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (V85Z5)

80 Crack's just so ghetto. And you can't snort crack off a high-class call-girl's ass.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM (gtcuf)

81 She's a penny dancing whore! Only worth a penny.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM (XBjvJ)

82 Cavernous Nostril Now Glazes The Man She Used to Accuse...

Had to update my brain's language module. Didn't realize this new use of "to glaze" was several years old!

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 05:15 PM (EWq0C)

83
Maybe Candace should bring on the Hawk Tuah girl. They can compare foot pics.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (gKWVE)

Whatever happened to the Hawk Tuah Girl?

She didn't even get her fifteen minutes...More like seven and a half minutes of fame.

Not sure that was worth the reputation as The Hand-Job Queen. That was her thing, right? Spit on some guy's wang and tug away?

Anyway, I hope she make some good money with that cuz otherwise. Yeeesh.

That would be a good show though for gullible midwits - Hawk Tuah, Hunter Biden and Cavernous Nostrils.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:15 PM (iJfKG)

84 Wait. Can women glaze?

Don't answer that.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:16 PM (FEPkz)

85 I don't hate these people enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 05:16 PM (Wnv9h)

86 NEW: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) reacts to President Trump’s endorsement of Ken Paxton:
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”
=====================
We, too, find this very disappointing!

Posted by: GOP Senate Caucus, shivering in fear over possible grift reduction at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (bYtp3)

87 To me Hunter may have done lots of dirty deeds, no.idea what and whete.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0)

88 61 NEW: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) reacts to President Trump’s endorsement of Ken Paxton:
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”

I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you Susan

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (FtULh)

89 Just do it while you're alone.
And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always good advice at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (2Ez/1)

90 I do remember back when the Hunter Biden depravity was just starting to bubble up, and a call or text between Tucker and him surfaced where Tucker wished him well and called him "buddy" or something like that. I thought it odd that back then that was memory-holed, and their relationship drew no fire from the usual suspects. I guess Tucker was on our side back then. Maybe not all the bad guys are so bad and all the good guys aren't so good in the political blender.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (QaH55)

91 Nasal Disease and Disability is no joke!

Posted by: Henry "Nostrilitis" Waxman at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (oftw2)

92 This is all so weird.
It’s all theatre.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (4KUe5)

The Soviets lived under this sort of weirdness. I mean obviously far worse. But the commie lie newspaper was literally called Truth and no one could say otherwise.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (FEPkz)

93 I bought the report on biden laptop. One pound of paper fun.
Hunter is a sick puppy.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (K4Dl+)

94 How cavernous are we talking here -- pinecone sized?.

Posted by: Grifter Thomas Massie at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (NmBEt)

95 I see Trump just called out Massie about his fake Trump endorsement...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 05:19 PM (FtULh)

96 But Candace has always been a grifter. Her own husband calls her a grifter.

Well…I guess that isn’t as shocking as it should be considering her husband also slept with Milo. (allegedly). Per Milo.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (pZEOD)

97 >>>I'm so annoyed [...]

Seriously? Why get bothered that a powerless liar is lying? I can see it more if the liar in question has some actual power, but someone whose only power is her gift of blab... doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (8mulE)

98 Whatever happened to the Hawk Tuah Girl?

That poor girl was like a lottery winner. Stumbled into fame and fortune and blew it just as fast.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (QaH55)

99 No yellow pine!
- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Lame forestry joke at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (2Ez/1)

100 Hunter Biden is desperately searching for a new sugar daddy, so he has that in common with the fake right podcasting crew and probably hopes Qatar will take him on as a "consultant".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (sMkVI)

101 You can really only explain all of this by demonic possession.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)

102 >>>Stumbled into fame and fortune and blew it just as fast.

I thought that was how she stumbled into fame.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (8mulE)

103 Cavernous Nostril Now Glazes The Man She Used to Accuse of Having Sexually Molested *Her* Underaged Niece, Back When That Was Her Grift

*****

Not her niece. *His* niece.

Posted by: EFG at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (vHzuG)

104 > Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) reacts to President Trump’s endorsement of Ken Paxton:
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual.
-----------
I laughed so hard at that I spit out my Bourbon.

Now I'm mad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (jehhT)

105 Crack's just so ghetto. And you can't snort crack off a high-class call-girl's ass.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM
****
You're just wrong.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (K4Dl+)

106 "But Jobs"...is that you Mayor Pete?? All kidding aside, as a fellow sufferer, how's the gout?
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

Gout? The rich man's disease? All I can afford is a stubbed toe.

Posted by: Very Fixed Income at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (oftw2)

107
Willowed OT: I'm getting really annoyed with these delivery drivers who don't speak English. I've had a bunch of Chinese drivers delivering to the shop next to mine over the last few months, and I just had one who only spoke Spanish a few minutes ago. Problem is, the neighbor isn't in most of the time, so they try to drop off his packages and have me sign for them. I have no problem doing that when the drivers speak English, but when they start typing the address into Google Translate and expect me to read it off their phone... Fuck you. If you're gonna cross the border illegally and violate the law on the job, have the common courtesy of learning English, ass-munch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (y9nCu)

108 I'm old and confused. 😭 (Out to steal some batteries. jk)

I do remember that the POTaTO ran around bragging his children all had Jewish spouses and therefore he had nothing but Jewish grandchildren. (Nov. 2020 or so)

Further, Hunter Biden bragged he got a Hebrew tattoo shortly after meeting & marrying wife #2. (Around May 2019)

After October 7th, the POTaTO even said he required every one of his children and grandchildren to visit the Dachau concentration camp when they turned 14 years old.

He always played for the votes and the money, like most.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

109 You can really only explain all of this by demonic possession.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)

Nah. $$$

She was ALWAYS like this. Gave me the heebie jeebies from jump.

It was the way she looked through whoever she was talking to. Like something ten light years away had caught her eye.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (FEPkz)

110 Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) reacts to President Trump’s endorsement of Ken Paxton:
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual./i]

Isn't Collins's current opponent an open NAZI that bragged about spanking it in port a potties?

Maybe she should focus on that race....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)

111 "...and blew it just as fast."
++++++
People don't remember how fast you did a job.
They remember how WELL you did a job.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (2Ez/1)

112 Whatever happened to the Hawk Tuah Girl?

She fell out of favor after getting sued for her meme coin scam.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 19, 2026 05:24 PM (hbbS0)

113 You can really only explain all of this by demonic possession.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)

So it was *her* who scratched Carlson up in his bed. Makes sense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)

114
Further, Hunter Biden bragged he got a Hebrew tattoo shortly after meeting & marrying wife #2. (Around May 2019)

Never mind that tattoos are forbidden in the Jewish tradition.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)

115 Remember how calm things were when this place had posters like (dis) Honest Cloud?

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (K4Dl+)

116 This is going to be Collins' last race. Her hands shake. They claim it's not Parkinson's ("essential tremor" which I've not heard of) but it's Parkinson's.
She might well lose a debate with the Putzkommandant if she wins the primary.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:26 PM (gKWVE)

117 13 Her nostrils look normal-sized to me.
Posted by: Henry Waxman

youtu.be/TH5CD4mXFt0

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 05:26 PM (sAmhv)

118 Tuq'r and Owens have now occupied the L3 Lagrange Point on the political spectrum -- directly at the exact opposite point from "normal," "average," "sane" and "logical."

If there was an anti-earth orbiting the sun that was always precisely at the far pint from real Earth, such that we could never seen it because it was always behind the sun ,it would be at the L3 Lagrange Point.

And there was a political ideology directly opposed to what every Normal American thinks and wants, it would be at the L3 Carlson-Owens point.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 05:26 PM (Av6i5)

119 We be entetcorage all Brattleboro citrrans to supports Steinhofer Jones of the FART Tube Party foor Mayer.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 19, 2026 05:27 PM (Ul9Kx)

120 holy smokes, yeah, Hunter is such an upstanding citizen, model husband and father, just works hard and pays his taxes, not a hint of corruption or government grift, doesn't break any gun laws or snort vast quantities of drugs.

I'm sure he has some great insights.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 05:27 PM (n5tGW)

121 101 You can really only explain all of this by demonic possession.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)
Rate this as 100%.

Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (LHPAg)

122 sn't Collins's current opponent an open NAZI that bragged about spanking it in port a potties?

Maybe she should focus on that race....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)
=========================
Somehow, I think when this elections is come and gone, all this means we'll still have Susan Collins to kick around.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (sMkVI)

123 Not her niece. *His* niece.
Posted by: EFG at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (vHzuG)

I don't think anyone's niece was safe around that scumbag.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (QaH55)

124 12 Fake right indeed.Tucker was real right at one time...I think. Who knows, there are so many liars and sleeper agents.
Posted by: steevy

One of Trump's greatest contributions has been exposing so many fake "conservatives."

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ycI94)

125 Hawk Tuah girl.

——
What happened to her?

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (nGraA)

126 122 sn't Collins's current opponent an open NAZI that bragged about spanking it in port a potties?

Maybe she should focus on that race....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)
=========================
Somehow, I think when this elections is come and gone, all this means we'll still have Susan Collins to kick around.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (sMkVI)

Like Graham, Collins will be around as long as they want to be.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)

127 I'm just glad I was one of the 1st here to call Massie out...glad to see I got the ball rolling...here's hoping he's out officially tonight...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 05:29 PM (tOcjL)

128 I remember reading a book, "The Stranger in the Woods," about the last American hermit, who lived in the wild in Maine for 28 years, and the author talked about how weird Maine politics are.

Looking at Shaky Susan and The Platzkreig, yeah, I get it.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:30 PM (gtcuf)

129 I told you about Tucker. I told you about Candace. I told you about Big Mouth Billy Barr. And I told you about Rubio.

Oh wait sorry this post is from the future.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:30 PM (FEPkz)

130 127 I'm just glad I was one of the 1st here to call Massie out...glad to see I got the ball rolling...here's hoping he's out officially tonight...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 05:29 PM (tOcjL)

Massie, McConnell, Paul, Brashear. Kentucky.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (Gqar8)

131 Carlson has never been "real." He sheds his skin every 8-10 years. By the time he dies, he'll be a neoconfederate shouting "The South Will Rise Again!" or America's foremost megamosque mullah, or maybe even an ultra orthodox rabbi.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (BI5O2)

132 Whatever happened to the Hawk Tuah Girl?

That poor girl was like a lottery winner. Stumbled into fame and fortune and blew it just as fast.

Yeah. I mean, who could have foreseen that that was not a long term career path?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (vTZFs)

133 Sometimes, listening to Hunter tell these awful stories of his sex and drug life just makes me want to take a shower.

Posted by: Joe Biden, family guy at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (sMkVI)

134 114
Further, Hunter Biden bragged he got a Hebrew tattoo shortly after meeting & marrying wife #2. (Around May 2019)

Never mind that tattoos are forbidden in the Jewish tradition.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)

He does a lot of things that are forbidden.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

135 Don't pretty much all Jewish celebs have tats? I know Natalie Portman does.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:33 PM (gtcuf)

136 Hunter cannot even claim to be a serial monagamist.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar8)

137 Was I not supposed to bone a stripper with a glass dildo in my butt but no condom? If only someone had told me

Posted by: Hunter (on some laptop or other) at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (gKWVE)

138 When will coverage of the results of the Massie race begin?

Posted by: Wenda at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (M0LLn)

139 >>>Stumbled into fame and fortune and blew it just as fast.

I thought that was how she stumbled into fame.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (8mulE)

I can't believe we are shaming the poor young girl over a graphic admission.

She is an artist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (dK+Kv)

140 Don't pretty much all Jewish celebs have tats? I know Natalie Portmanrabbit.

------

Not supposed to. It's been taboo since forever, but especially so since '45.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

141 I told you about Tucker. I told you about Candace. I told you about Big Mouth Billy Barr. And I told you about Rubio.

Oh wait sorry this post is from the future.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:30 PM (FEPkz)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:35 PM (dK+Kv)

142 Hunter should be incarcerated in the Epstein cell and be given a 50' rope. Pardon me, Yakk!

Daddy! Where's my daddy?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 05:35 PM (D1E+2)

143 Paul Stanley has at least one tat.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (gtcuf)

144 Marco - beyond redemption?

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar8)

145 Whatever happened to the Hawk Tuah Girl?
-
Legal problems due to people who lost money on the Hawk Tuah coin. A youtube talkshow thing that went nowhere. Rumor has it she's on onlyfans these days.

Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (vSvIl)

146 You can watch the OnlyFans "after the cameras turned off" video of Candace & Hunter for $19.95

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 19, 2026 05:37 PM (IifOV)

147 Marco's been a good soldier. And that's where he should stay. Never on the ticket.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (gtcuf)

148 Why does Candace Owens have such big nostrils?
Because she has big fingers.

Posted by: OldManMike at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (4SA2W)

149
If there were an anti-earth orbiting the sun that was always precisely at the far point from real Earth, such that we could never seen it because it was always behind the sun ,it would be at the L3 Lagrange Point.

Journey to the Far Side of the Sun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (Cqx++)

150 > 40 C'mon people, who here hasn't molested their underage niece?
Posted by: Uncle Pervy at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (oftw2)

If'n she ain't good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for you.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:39 PM (IG3/x)

151
Hi, I have a question for Our Jewish Morons.

When we were flying back from Newark a couple of weeks ago.

Before we took off there was a Jewish guy with his family and he took out a prayer book and strapped what looked like a black block of wood to his forehead and started praying.

What the black block of wood thing? And what's its story?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (iJfKG)

152 >
Journey to the Far Side of the Sun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (Cqx++)

I think the Gor books were also set on such a planet.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (IG3/x)

153 Paul Stanley has at least one tat.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (gtcuf)

Caught a glimpse of a Kiss video, Heaven's On Fire. Holy shit, Rip Tayler, Paul Lynde and Liberace hollered "GAY!" in unison.

Thankfully, Ace Frehley had gotten the hell out of there by then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (0aYVJ)

154 Crack's just so ghetto. And you can't snort crack off a high-class call-girl's ass.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM
****
You're just wrong.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (K4Dl+)

Her nipples?

Posted by: Nippleodeon at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (wVcYX)

155 Marco - beyond redemption?

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar

Nobody is beyond redemption.

But for someone like Little Marco, redemption and personal advancement can look much the same. We have seen the good soldier act before, under the very same General.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (FEPkz)

156 Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (iJfKG)

Tefillin?

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf)

157 > Tefillin?
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf)

I thought that was the stuff they put on non-stick cookware.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:42 PM (IG3/x)

158 Tefillen are made of leather, though, I think. Not wood.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (gtcuf)

159 Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (iJfKG)

Tefillin?
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf)

No idea. I hadn't seen that before.

So, put me some knowledge.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (iJfKG)

160 The Stranger in The Woods story is pretty weird. Amazing he did it for so long, since he did serial burglaries. Mostly cottages, I remember.

Posted by: Mainely Sane at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (oftw2)

161 Tefillin?
Posted by: Delurker

No idea. I hadn't seen that before.
So, put me some knowledge.
Posted by: naturalfake

Wiki:

https://is.gd/lumhgs

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 05:44 PM (VHUov)

162 They contain tiny, hand-written parchment scrolls with biblical verses, serving as a physical reminder to bind God's words to one's mind and heart.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:44 PM (gtcuf)

163 > 158 Tefillen are made of leather, though, I think. Not wood.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (gtcuf)

Could maybe be mistaken for wood from a distance, depending on how the leather was colored?

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x)

164 160 The Stranger in The Woods story is pretty weird. Amazing he did it for so long, since he did serial burglaries. Mostly cottages, I remember.

Lot of opinions on whether he actually did what he claims he did. I mean, c'mon, in MAINE? With like 3 weeks of summer? And he NEVER built a fire, even once?

But, the cops said he moved like an animal through the woods, and then there were the "bricks" of old magazines dating back as far as he claimed.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:46 PM (gtcuf)

165 > Massie, McConnell, Paul, Brashear. Kentucky.
--------
McConnell's not running, we're not voting for governor, and Paul's not up for re-election.

It's just Massie and his challengers (AFAIK) that matter to the general population. Maybe who takes McConnell's place. They'll be first term bozos, so... probably doesn't matter much.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:46 PM (jehhT)

166
Ah, okay...yes, thanks for the info.

It appears that was a tefillin.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (iJfKG)

167 One of Hunter's painting masterpieces is a portrait of Cavernous Orifices -- shat out in less than 20 seconds after a diarrheatic explosion from bad Sushi ("NO YELLOW!") and Chipotle-laced crack ... but mostly Chipotle-laced crack.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (R8lgb)

168 Tfillen are wooden boxes with leather straps so one can fulfill the commandment about wearing the Word as a frontlet between the eyes and upon the arm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

169 thought that was the stuff they put on non-stick cookware.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:42 PM (IG3/x)

There would be no reason to put it on nonstick cookware

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (FEPkz)

170 144 Marco - beyond redemption?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar

What did Marco do now?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (xcxpd)

171 What did Marco do now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (xcxpd)

Nothing. Haters gotta hate.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (qrzX6)

172 168 Tfillen are wooden boxes with leather straps so one can fulfill the commandment about wearing the Word as a frontlet between the eyes and upon the arm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

I thought that was a phylactery?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (xcxpd)

173 What did Marco do now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM

Poloed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

174 172 I thought that was a phylactery?

Same thing. Two different terms.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf)

175 OF COURSE Marjorie Taylor Greene is all in on this.

OF COURSE.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I read that she and her husband have moved to Costa Rica and are enjoying the lush life after MGT's grift in politics and whatever the hell else she's into now.

Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

176 read that she and her husband have moved to Costa Rica and are enjoying the lush life after MGT's grift in politics and whatever the hell else she's into now.
Posted by: Cheri

Living off her pension she made sure to secure before not finishing her term.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

177 Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 05:49 PM (oiNtH

She has denied it but did sell her home which started the rumor.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (qrzX6)

178 Can anyone explain to me why Trump endorsed Ken Paxton, when, I'm assured, John Cornyn voted with President Trump 99% of the time, while Paxton only voted with him 0% of the time?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

179 I thought that was a phylactery?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (xcxpd)
====

Yes in English

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

180 I thought that was the stuff they put on non-stick cookware.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:42 PM (IG3/x)

---------------

Bernie Sanders could have been the First Tefillin POTUS.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 05:51 PM (R8lgb)

181
Was called all kind of things for criticizing Billy Barr, and Tucker for that matter. All good bro.

People still can't believe that people will lie and pretend to believe shit they don't. No matter how many times it happens. It's how the GOP does what it does.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FEPkz)

182 Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG) did not move to Costa Rica. The rumor began after she sold her home in Rome, Georgia, and posted a tropical vacation photo with her fiancé on social media. Greene and her team confirmed they were simply on vacation and she remains a Georgia resident. (The Tico Times)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:53 PM (NFX2v)

183 1 Simply evil.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 05:54 PM (RsrO4)

184 168 Tfillen are wooden boxes with leather straps so one can fulfill the commandment about wearing the Word as a frontlet between the eyes and upon the arm.
____

One of the original 15 commandments!
-Moses (as played by Mel Brooks)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1)

185 Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1

I guess Cornyn didn't do enough to get the SAVE act passed. He only co-sponsored it and also advocated for changing the filibuster rules to get it passed.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:55 PM (qrzX6)

186 Cornyn working with Schumer on gun control is a career killer. Paxson is nothing great but he ain't Cornyn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:55 PM (gu0hJ)

187 It's how the GOP does what it does.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FEPkz)

But this time, it will be different.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv)

188 112 Whatever happened to the Hawk Tuah Girl?

She fell out of favor after getting sued for her meme coin scam.
Posted by: Halfhand

I'd still hit it. I can fix her.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (ycI94)

189 What did Vance do now?

WATCH: Vance says Hunter Biden, Tina Peters could be eligible for 'Anti-Weaponization Fund'
Fundraiser

PBS NewsHour, May 19, 2026

Vice President JD Vance said Tuesday at a White House press briefing that anyone — Republican or Democrat — is welcome to apply for President Donald Trump's newly announced “Anti-Weaponization Fund," intended to compensate Americans who feel they have been unlawfully targeted by the Department of Justice for political, personal or ideological reasons.

Vance suggested that could include Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden who pleaded guilty to tax offenses and was convicted on felony drug charges before receiving a full pardon from his father before he left the White House.

Vance said Trump has pardoned a number of Democrats. He added that each person who files a claim would go through a vetting process and would be considered on a case-by-case basis. He didn't rule out the possibility of Jan. 6 rioters receiving compensation through this fund. (More)
---
I need one of attorneys within the Horde to interpret.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (NFX2v)

190 > Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG) did not move to Costa Rica.
----------
People have been known to disappear in Central America.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (jehhT)

191
When do one of these grifters interview Liz Cheney?

Also, who's writing the checks?

Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (Y8DZL)

192 ...and then they snorted Parmesan cheese cocaine off of her shag carpet together and made a biracial mutant spawn...

If Hitler was alive she'd have him on and make him king.

MTG is still sticking her potato nose into anything, I see.

I love you, Ace, but I can't watch. Thanks for translating.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (WONhk)

193 Jeremy Boreing who stepped away from the Daily Wire in March: "I think that Candace can be opposed," he added. "I think that she must be opposed, [but] I don't think that she can be defeated." Boreing argued that Owens uses ideology and controversy strategically, noting, "Candace uses ideology in the same way that she uses conspiracy, or in the same way that she uses slander, and that's for clicks." He stressed that her true focus is herself, noting, "She's about something else. And what she's about is Candace Owens." Boreing stressed that while people can be made to recognize that they are being manipulated and fed lies, he doesn't think Candace Owens can be stopped from pursuing her own agenda.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)

194 Marjorie Green is obviously munching on the same poisoned hoo-hah that Cavernous nostrils has been eating. In fact I believe there’s a half masticated piece still in her mouth.

BTW, Marjorie has legs that make Hillary Clinton say, OMG, those things are like petrified forest tree trunks”.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (63An5)

195 Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1

I guess Cornyn didn't do enough to get the SAVE act passed. He only co-sponsored it and also advocated for changing the filibuster rules to get it passed.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:55 PM (qrzX6)

Failure Theater and nothing more.

Corny should've had enough pull but his buddies that if he'd went at it hammer and tongs he could've (almost certainly) got it done.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (iJfKG)

196 Cornyn, living in Texas, had direct motive to get SAVE passed. But it didn't pass.
SAVE's failure rests on the head of Thune. Trump isn't rugpulling Cornyn because of SAVE, but because he wants another vote against Thune in the Senate.
It's just business.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (gKWVE)

197 need one of attorneys within the Horde to interpret.
Posted by: L - No nic, another

He simply said that Hunter could apply like anyone. It isn't limited to one side or one group.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

198 It's starting to look like the mosque shooters from yesterday were a tranny couple, at least one of whom was Hispanic.

But sure, right-wing straight white male supremacists.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (IG3/x)

199 183 1 Simply evil.
DARVO/DAVOS/DAVROS -- what's the difference?

LIBs would have you Pity the Devil for Being EVIL.

If HunterBiden was the LIBs b'wannabe Damien Thorne, then Blame iceKingJOE for not being Gregory Peck enough!
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-ShadowOfTheIceKING

iceKingPresidentialLibary permantent exhibit: Hunter's PornStash/CrackPipes/and candid photos of him passed out in various poses taken by the chiCom.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (/VhAs)

200 2 OF COURSE Marjorie Taylor Greene is all in on this.

OF COURSE.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (N1tpc)

I maintain that middle names are for big shots, and she's just Marjorie Greene now. Or even just Retiree Marj.

Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (Sy6m/)

201 thought that was a phylactery"

Gesundheit.

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (XuXeR)

202 > In fact I believe there’s a half masticated piece still in her mouth.

Man, I hate it when I get interrupted when I'm only halfway through mastication.

I've never been able to do it with my mouth, though. That's talent and flexibility!

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (IG3/x)

203 Can anyone explain to me why Trump endorsed Ken Paxton, when, I'm assured, John Cornyn voted with President Trump 99% of the time, while Paxton only voted with him 0% of the time?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

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/Hugh Hewitt's tears taste sweet. From a couple days ago:

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Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (kUM31)

204 Boreing stressed that while people can be made to recognize that they are being manipulated and fed lies, he doesn't think Candace Owens can be stopped from pursuing her own agenda.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)

"Can be made." But people are generally idiots and emotional herd animals, which is why CO can persist, and why ignoring her idiocy-bating is probably the best policy. Otherwise, you're legitimizing her clownish faux grievances.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:02 PM (dK+Kv)

205 >>> In fact I believe there’s a half masticated piece still in her mouth.

I am pretty sure that you have been doing it wrong.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:03 PM (dK+Kv)

206 Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (gKWVE

I was being sarcastic. The SAVE act is one of the most important issues according to Trump. So he endorsed one of the co-sponsors of the bill opponent.

He could have just left out any endorsement like he said he would.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:03 PM (qrzX6)

207 I need one of attorneys within the Horde to interpret.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (NFX2v)

Not a lawyer, but Vance is just preempting the argument that the fund is a payback for Trump's supporters. Anyone is eligible to signup for the reparations.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 06:03 PM (8mulE)

208 You have to appreciate the way the media has covered the moon worshipper shooting. It was all about the “phobia” until they announced today they were trannies, the same people who shot Christian schoolchildren and just about everyone else.

Welcome to the party, jackasses.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 06:04 PM (63An5)

209 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day

Thanks for the info. I always hope that MTG and others of her ilk will just move out of country and stay away but they never do. The USA is where the big money grift is to be had.

Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

210 [snip]

Boreing stressed that while people can be made to recognize that they are being manipulated and fed lies, he doesn't think Candace Owens can be stopped from pursuing her own agenda.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)

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They found a way to stop Charlie Kirk for pursuing his agenda.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (kUM31)

211 >>>I'd still hit it. I can fix her.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

>You're the kind of guy that has mood candles on the bedroom headboard. A real player. Watch out, ladies.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (D1E+2)

212 >>>I'd still hit it. I can fix her.

Don't fix what's not broken.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (dK+Kv)

213 noo quick hits yo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (CWTWj)

214 It's starting to look like the mosque shooters from yesterday were a tranny couple, at least one of whom was Hispanic.

But sure, right-wing straight white male supremacists.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (IG3/x)

I only saw the photo of the younger one. Definitely looks like he was going for a female look even while in his wrestling gear.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (qrzX6)

215 148 Why does Candace Owens have such big nostrils?
Because she has big fingers.
Posted by: OldManMike

youtu.be/TTeAQFy5Ltw

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 06:09 PM (sAmhv)

216 Ace of Goy Slop seems confused by actual real journalism. When you’re controlled (Ace) opposition you’re not allowed to interview ppl with different views. Not surprising, Ace is compromised by our “greatest ally”.
Hey guess who loved Thomas Massie? Charlie Kirk!

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 19, 2026 06:10 PM (XZjgl)

217 Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon: "Can be made." But people are generally idiots and emotional herd animals, which is why CO can persist, and why ignoring her idiocy-bating is probably the best policy. Otherwise, you're legitimizing her clownish faux grievances.

Both she and degenerate Jimmy Dore. Here is the interview with Boreing: "Jeremy Boreing Gives First Interview Since The Daily Wire Exit, Talks Candace Owens. Also Boreing fired her for blood libel from Daily Wire.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 06:12 PM (GL+EM)

218 Listening to Nick Freitas on the latest from CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists. In a nutshell, BAN ALL THE GUNZ!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 06:12 PM (sAmhv)

219 Boreing stressed that while people can be made to recognize that they are being manipulated and fed lies, he doesn't think Candace Owens can be stopped from pursuing her own agenda.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)

"Can be made." But people are generally idiots and emotional herd animals, which is why CO can persist, and why ignoring her idiocy-bating is probably the best policy. Otherwise, you're legitimizing her clownish faux grievances.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:02 PM (dK+Kv)

Of course you can stop her, you can make her a figure of ridicule and derision. People do it with "Electric Dog" Hasan Piker all the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)

220 The rage against Paxton in Texas starts with Karl Rove that dates back to 2014. Rove wanted his guy from Dallas (I think Dan Branch is his name) to win the AG seat Paxton took.

The ten year persecution to remove him from office for all the BS Rove's Runts have thrown at him are just stinking losers. All the Houston lawyers that screwed Collin County (his base) out of tens of thousands of $ are in the mix, Johnny Sullivan the leader of the US Southern District of Texas courts that jailed the two border patrol agents for returning fire at a smuggler was in it.

Texans are sick and tired of the lightweights that the Bush era promoted.

Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (8uzBS)

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