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Katy Tur: When Speaker Mike Johnson Said That God Imbues People With Inalienable Rights, Was He Attempting to "Put God Over the Declaration of Independence"?

Katy Tur is a moderately pretty girl with a nice rack.

That is the only reason she is on TV "news."

Keith Olbermann used to sleep with her and claimed that she was so stupid that he had to rewrite all of "her" news articles for her, because they were poorly written and pointless. Typical case of an old bent gangly dweeb having to do the hot girl's homework for her.

But I do imagine that he's telling the truth about this one thing.

Katy Tur heard Speaker Johnson refer to the opening lines of the Declaration of Independence -- the lines that say that men are imbued with inalienable rights by their "Creator," rights which cannot be set aside by the government because they do not originate with the government, but with God himself -- and is so uneducated and so stupid that she thought Johnson was inserting that language into the Declaration of Independence himself, and thereby attempting to inject This God Person into the atheistic document.

Unbelievable. Except it is believable.

John Sexton:

I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise given that this was broadcast on MSNOW, but somehow it still surprises me. Katy Tur was asking her panel of guests about something that Speaker Mike Johnson had said Sunday at the "Rededicate 250" rally on the mall in Washington, DC.

I watched Mike Johnson's prayer in front of the crowd and this is the line that Tur is reacting to:

Those voices have seeked to distort the self-evident truth that we know so well, that our founders boldly proclaimed in the Declaration: That our rights do not derive from the government. They come from you, our creator and heavenly father.

Here's Tur's reaction when bringing it up on MSNOW to her panel of guests.

What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that our rights do not derive from government? They come from you, our creator and heavenly father. Is this him putting God over the Declaration of Independence?

This is not some arcane political trivia, obviously. These are among the most-quoted lines in human political history. "When in the course of human events..." is routinely quoted by sixth graders.

Katie Tur is entirely unqualified for this job or any other job that isn't centered on an OnlyFans account. She got the gig by fucking Keith Olbermann, and only kept it because 10% of MSNOW's audience consists of angry lesbians and even a smattering of effeminate yet straight men who wonder what she looks like naked.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:41 PM




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1 oily

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 02:41 PM (CWTWj)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

3 yup

Posted by: doug at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Hy+R4)

4 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

5 I got distracted looking up Katy Tur's huge rack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

6 "Keith Olbermann" and "sleep with her" and "she was so stupid"... somehow these things seem to go together

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (CWTWj)

7 Don't think she's all that pretty, tho. But, there is a rack there. Not cannons, but decent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Applebees 7

Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (XqaQ1)

9 Tur's father is a tranny. God knows what went on in that household.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (gtcuf)

10 So, what does she look like naked? Anybody other than Uberman know? Bueller?

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (sFNX2)

11 Not only does she vote, she has more influence over other voters than anyone here.

Posted by: Operator Error at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (03Cyy)

12 Katy Tur is a pretty girl with, pardon the vulgarity, a huge rack.

I dunno, Ace... I mean she's a WalMart 7 at best.
Not hideous, but not a winners dinner...

Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (53oGX)

13 Katy Tur is a pretty girl with, pardon the vulgarity, a huge rack.

No need to apologize, Ace. Boobs are a frequent topic of discussion here.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

14 As once declared by 2 Live Crew: "She sucked and f*cked all the n****s around......"

THAT'S how she's on TV.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Hey Katy, dump em out!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

16 Don't forget nepotism. Her dad was a reporter for NBC - before her dad became a she.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (0bjKf)

17 >>7 Don't think she's all that pretty, tho. But, there is a rack there. Not cannons, but decent.

Pretty, not beautiful or anything. She's good looking enough that she's not a butterface. Obviously the draw is the 38DDDs.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (1wjle)

18 It's amazing how powerful ignorance is as a weapon.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (N1tpc)

19 You think she is pretty? Interesting. I mean she isn’t ugly. I think she is fairly normal looking.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (pZEOD)

20 re like 7: yeah, she's okay. more attractive than psaki

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (CWTWj)

21 Katy Tur is on MS Now now! Yay!

Which would Katy want to torch more, the Declaration of Independence, God or the Constitution?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (Sco7b)

22 a nother triumph of the edjumacation system

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (VyBeY)

23 10 So, what does she look like naked? Anybody other than Uberman know? Bueller?
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (sFNX2)

Tony Dokoupil from the CBS Evening News knows. He's married to her now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (0CU3H)

24 >>>I dunno, Ace... I mean she's a WalMart 7 at best.

Which WalMart do you go to, friend?

Look, she's not beautiful. But you cannot deny those cans.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (1wjle)

25 Agreed Piper.. she looks normal.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (jN0Xi)

26 I'd like to hear Katy's thoughts on pine cones, and if they belong in Congress.

Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Ipaev)

27 Omg how stupid and ill-informed can she be??????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)

28 She's married to the guy that Bari Weiss made the anchor for CBS Evening News. Can't remember his name.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (CNl8/)

29 Duck Duck Go claims her hooters are now fake. And the Duck don't lie.

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (sFNX2)

30 >>>19 You think she is pretty? Interesting. I mean she isn’t ugly. I think she is fairly normal looking.

I'm not saying she's Rachel Ward.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (1wjle)

31 Yes, the godless are indeed quite godless.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (gxokI)

32 The panel, L-to-R:

White thumb with a face drawn on it, Black thumb with a face drawn on it, Karen McRestingbitchface, Pretty Girl with Huge Rack

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (gtcuf)

33 Where, pray tell, is the evidence of the huge rack?

I mean, that is a bold assertion. Care to back it up?

Posted by: We're waiting at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (anL5R)

34
The little bald guy in the video who corrected her sure is diplomatic about it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (azNOR)

35 People are stupid now, and it's by design.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (wtvvX)

36 Got willowed!

Trump’s ability to terrorize the GOPe whenever he wants will never not be funny.

Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rkK33)

37 30 >>>19 You think she is pretty? Interesting. I mean she isn’t ugly. I think she is fairly normal looking.

I'm not saying she's Rachel Ward.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (1wjle)

How about Rachel Dolezal then?

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Gqar8)

38 It's debatable if sixth-graders are able to quote from the Declaration of Independence these days....

Most of them probably can't recite the Pledge of Allegiance (which also mentions God).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (gnNyN)

39 I did not use the word "pretty" as a synonym for "beautiful." I mean, she's pretty. Facially, she's a Target 6.5. Which is still pretty.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)

40 “Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight.”

1 Peter 3:3-4

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Py+sj)

41 Katie Dur, with a huge rack. People like to insinuate that guys only have enough blood to run one head at a time.

Since Dur's teats never go down, she only has enough blood for the rack.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (KtNj5)

42 Lefties know little, and they won't learn anything because they tightly cocoon themselves in the narrative and
call anything that disagrees with the narrative rayciss

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

43 Justice Thomas has dedicated his life to the truth of that statement . That woman should be embarrassed and ashamed

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (rasRX)

44 They're all just so, so dumb.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Kdi1r)

45 17 >>7 Don't think she's all that pretty, tho. But, there is a rack there. Not cannons, but decent.

Pretty, not beautiful or anything. She's good looking enough that she's not a butterface. Obviously the draw is the 38DDDs.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:45

Okay y’all, I am only going to do this one more time: the number before the letters is the circumference, so a big number there equates to the size of the person, not the boobs. The cup size is the size of the boobs. So if you want big boobs on a small girl, you are looking for something like a 32 or 34E (which is the same as a DDD).

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (pZEOD)

46 >>>25 Agreed Piper.. she looks normal.

Okay what is a good word for "looking normal but on the pleasing side of normal"?

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)

47 Remember what Ahnuld said in regards to rights?

Oh yes, "F*ck your freedoms"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

48 Katy Tur is a pretty girl with, pardon the vulgarity, a huge rack.

Free the MS NOW two!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (wGerL)

49 This idiot no doubt touts international HUMAN rights but likely has never considered where those might have originated/what authority is behind them.


Honestly, it takes work to be this clueless.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (4KUe5)

50 40 “Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight.”

1 Peter 3:3-4
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Py+sj)

So, Peter’s wife was homely, and on a shoestring budget?? Sorry, Marcus, my piety tank needs a little filling.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Gqar8)

51 Image search does not particularly validate your vulgarity.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (AGz65)

52 Katy's covering Paxton in Texas.

She's cute. But that looks like a lot of makeup. Maybe the networks' 1.7 million viewers like that.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)

53 Katy Tur is a pretty girl with, pardon the vulgarity, a huge rack.


Pretty enough for 'journalism' and milf pron.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (sAmhv)

54 By the way, if your rights come from government, government can take them away at any time

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

55 It's amazing how powerful ignorance is as a weapon.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (N1tpc)

Related:

Some random in my feed today said how shocked he was at the poverty in the South and how these people have been voting for Republicans for GENERATIONS, but keep doing it despite Republicans leaving them in poverty, all because they hate black people. (He said "people who don't look like them)

And that ALL the cities wealth was built by Democrats. Republicans never built anything.

It's absolutely amazing how wrong he was, but also so absolutely certain about it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (N1tpc)

56 Okay y’all, I am only going to do this one more time: the number before the letters is the circumference, so a big number there equates to the size of the person, not the boobs. The cup size is the size of the boobs. So if you want big boobs on a small girl, you are looking for something like a 32 or 34E (which is the same as a DDD).
==
Sorry Piper, but she has YUGE lats.

Posted by: Gains at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)

57 >>>We hold these truths to be self-evident

And that's where the founders lost Katy Tur.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (8mulE)

58 "Tur" is the name of several wild goats of the Caucasus.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

59 Okay what is a good word for "looking normal but on the pleasing side of normal"?


==

"She is a handsome woman!"

No? OK...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (GD0B3)

60 That Rachel Madcow guy said that there was no preamble to The Constitution.

Tur has never read The Declaration of Independence.


Yet they're paid millions to spew shit on TV.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Do you know about the cups?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

62 Ace, your description was fine.
Beauty is subjective, and she uses the assets she was given to her advantage.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (4KUe5)

63 Lefties know little, and they won't learn anything because they tightly cocoon themselves in the narrative and call anything that disagrees with the narrative rayciss

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

Often wrong. Never in doubt.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Kdi1r)

64 Katy Tur(D) is.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (TezPK)

65 So, 44A is not optimal?

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Gqar8)

66 I'd like to hear Katy's thoughts on pine cones, and if they belong in Congress.

Also, "boner phones: yay or nay?"

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

67 Tur is the girl you hit up at the night club early so you still have time to come back before it closes to get the stragglers at last call.

Posted by: Blanco at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (q83gU)

68 So, 44A is not optimal?
_
It was for me.

Posted by: Arnuld at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)

69 Okay what is a good word for "looking normal,,,,,,,,doable

Posted by: doug at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Hy+R4)

70 She has that resting "not tonight dear, I have a headache" face.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (NmBEt)

71 So, speaking of Tur and her tranny father...do we know if the SD shooter was a tranny yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

72 Then again, her dad is trans, so she’s been living near godlessness for a while?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (4KUe5)

73 46
Okay what is a good word for "looking normal but on the pleasing side of normal"?

New & Improved Normal Max: Now with Extra Boobage

OK, that's a lot more than one word.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (gtcuf)

74 Agreed. Nice boobs.

Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (XOmY9)

75 It's amazing how powerful ignorance is as a weapon.
——

She’s an idiot, but she’s not that stupid. They like to muddy the water, to try and make it look deep. Profess ignorance to a simple concept. It isn’t that they don’t comprehend these things, they do not like them.

It’s dangerous to have people thinking for themselves, they might come to the wrong conclusions despite their best efforts. Can’t have that

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (GC8wC)

76
Katy Tur is a pretty girl with, pardon the vulgarity, a huge rack.


If Brains were sized like Boobs, she'd be an "A" cup.

.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (iJfKG)

77 Okay what is a good word for "looking normal,,,,,,,,doable
Posted by: doug

Media Ochre. Two words.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (TezPK)

78 39 I did not use the word "pretty" as a synonym for "beautiful." I mean, she's pretty. Facially, she's a Target 6.5. Which is still pretty.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026

Fair rating. But she is probably heading to Waffle House territory if you factor in her position on the crazy matrix.

Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (pZEOD)

79 huh I just looked up pictures of her and her chest isn't really notable.

Maybe she's wearing a reducing bra or maybe she was wearing a wonderbra when I saw those puppies a decade ago.

also you're right, she's not really all that pretty. But... I never really meant to say she was very pretty. Just, you know, like (shrug) pretty I guess.

So now I don't know why the hell she's on TV. She's basically a retard.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)

80 66 I'd like to hear Katy's thoughts on pine cones, and if they belong in Congress.

Also, "boner phones: yay or nay?"
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

Lol, that sounds like something from the McLaughlin Group.

Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Ipaev)

81 An anagram of 'Katy Tur' is Yuk Tart.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (J4Dwc)

82 t’s dangerous to have people thinking for themselves, they might come to the wrong conclusions despite their best efforts. Can’t have that

This happens to lefty celebs every now and then - they'll think for themselves, from lefty principles!, and come to a conservative answer and...get cancelled.

The especially cancel lefties that do this to keep the rest in line.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

83 We hold these truths to be self-evident

And that's where the founders lost Katy Tur.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (8mulE)\

Her mind really started to wander at "endowed." ("go bigger? too much?") and when she tuned back in just in time to hear "inalienable," she completely lost it in daydreams of scary martians.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (lCppi)

84 Was Katy the inspiration for the torso on the art thread ? Horse head with a nice rack

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (HcoTw)

85 81 An anagram of 'Katy Tur' is Yuk Tart.

That made me titter.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gtcuf)

86 Oh, in other confusing news. The CBC reported on a sex worker's strike in Montreal. I'm not entirely sure how that works.

Lol MS Now, a dumb bitch on the street segment had some dumb bitch saying Trump is America's biggest problem right now, mainly because of the 'cruelty.'

Lol. Dumb bitch.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)

87 I mean, her rack is not that big, and she's no Alice Eve for Christ's sake.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)

88 O_o

I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (kgE5c)

89 >>>Do you know about the cups?

I know about the cups, Dad.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)

90 >>87 I mean, her rack is not that big, and she's no Alice Eve for Christ's sake.

yeah I'm walking this back.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)

91 That Rachel Madcow guy said that there was no preamble to The Constitution.
——-

Ask her exactly how many times “Democracy” is mentioned in that document, the Declaration, and the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (GC8wC)

92 I think Yuk Tart is the only anagram of Katy Tur

Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (J4Dwc)

93 So now I don't know why the hell she's on TV. She's basically a retard.
Posted by: ace

Basically, Job Requirement One at any media outlet.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (TezPK)

94 I did not use the word "pretty" as a synonym for "beautiful." I mean, she's pretty. Facially, she's a Target 6.5. Which is still pretty.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026


A Seattle 10.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (lCppi)

95 >>>81 An anagram of 'Katy Tur' is Yuk Tart.

lol

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)

96 Lol, that sounds like something from the McLaughlin Group.
Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM

"Wrong!

Issue 2...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (kgE5c)

97 Katy Tur.... who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (OtCg8)

98 I typed in Katy Tur boobs and declare that she does indeed have big boobs.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8)

99 Is it dangerous that Mike Johnson would say people have rights from god when it says right there that we get our rights from aliens?
-Katy Tur

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

100 Okay y’all, I am only going to do this one more time: the number before the letters is the circumference, so a big number there equates to the size of the person, not the boobs.

==

Piper, the only thing that will fix this obvious and embarrassing lack of knowledge (they all must be virgins or something) is a brassiere retrospective ! Yes, next Sunday's ONT ! Your usual fashion spot, see...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (GD0B3)

101 Oh, in other confusing news. The CBC reported on a sex worker's strike in Montreal. I'm not entirely sure how that works.


So...how do they know if some other woman crossed the picket line?

Speaking of which that must be a slang term for a sex act...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

102 >>>98 I typed in Katy Tur boobs and declare that she does indeed have big boobs.

not really so big that I should have made it the first-mentioned "Fact" in the post.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (1wjle)

103 Lol, that sounds like something from the McLaughlin Group.

Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM


WRONG!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Kdi1r)

104 I met a British soldier who would describe some women as “unfortunate looking”.

He would state things like “my heavens, she’s rather unfortunate looking, isn’t she? Rather like a flowering blossom that got caught in a freeze.”

I would laugh every time at his perfectly timed, dry wit.

He would probably say that about this chick, who is also as dumb as a bag of dirt.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Py+sj)

105 Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM

"Wrong!

Issue 2...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (kgE5c)

WRONG!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Kdi1r)

Dammit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Kdi1r)

106 Katy Tur-Panera Bread 6

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (5LUfU)

107 I hate to ask what the scab sex workers look like.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (gtcuf)

108 86 Oh, in other confusing news. The CBC reported on a sex worker's strike in Montreal. I'm not entirely sure how that works.

Lol MS Now, a dumb bitch on the street segment had some dumb bitch saying Trump is America's biggest problem right now, mainly because of the 'cruelty.'

Lol. Dumb bitch.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)

I shudder to think what kind of noises french Canadian hookers make.

Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Ipaev)

109 So now I don't know why the hell she's on TV. She's basically a retard.
Posted by: ace

I mean, it's M-SNOW.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

110 Getty Images has a brief vid of Katy Tur at the "In Style" awards or something. They look pretty big to me.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (J4Dwc)

111 I guess I can understand why she thinks she's entitled to a lifetime sinecure for spreading for Keith Olbermann.

Someone who got a job by giving Jerry Nadler a rim job probably would want that job to last a while, as well.

Posted by: Ken at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (IbRCI)

112 >>>25 Agreed Piper.. she looks normal.

Okay what is a good word for "looking normal but on the pleasing side of normal"?

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)

I think "pretty" works just fine.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (lCppi)

113 Did any of the panelists realize that was a direct quote from the declaration? The first one didn’t.

The dimbulb dipshit’s rack is overrated.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (+VqQP)

114 "Oh, in other confusing news. The CBC reported on a sex worker's strike in Montreal. I'm not entirely sure how that works."

They all got married.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Kdi1r)

115 102 >>>98 I typed in Katy Tur boobs and declare that she does indeed have big boobs.

not really so big that I should have made it the first-mentioned "Fact" in the post.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (1wjle)

No, should have led with Retard.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Gqar8)

116 Katy Tur's father is a fucked up violent bully who baphometized himself to hide under his own skirt.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (jo6FO)

117 If the American Declaration of Independence says that all people are endowed by their Creator with inalienable rights, doesn't this mean that citizens' rights come from God and not from people?

the Declaration of Independence is not a legal document. The US constitution very specifically established a secular republic under Enlightenment values, regardless of any kind of language in the Declaration of Independence.

and the 1st amendment guarantees "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." So we are a bonafide secular nation where the legal authority of government is derived from the people and not from any religion or God(s).

Also "their creator" is open to interpretation. My creator was my parents for example.

America's obsession with what the founding fathers thought baffles me. I have no idea what the 6th century Germanic tribe that founded England based their authority on, nor do I see why I should care. It has been 600 years. We can kind of assume that whatever the founding fathers thought, it's not massively relevant to anything happening today.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 02:59 PM (NNDYh)

118 i'm being boobshamed

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)

119 Pro Tip

Better to remain silent and be suspected of being an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Katy. This is for you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (RMngd)

120 Trump got sex workers to go on strike?
Is there nothing he can't do?

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (594J6)

121 "They literally know nothing!"

Ben Rhodes

Posted by: I M Simpleton at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (KPAbF)

122 She reads the questions on the TelePrompTer. I don't think her writers are dumb. I just think, as the saying goes, so much of left-wing discourse is them pretending not to understand things, thereby making discourse impossible. "Othering" religious weirdos like Johnson gives them nipple hard ons.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (wGerL)

123 We can kind of assume that whatever the founding fathers thought, it's not massively relevant to anything happening today.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 02:59 PM (NNDYh)

Then why do you bitch so much when the Trump Administration kicks around the media?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Kdi1r)

124 Oh boy, more stupid Godless Reddit comments!!

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar8)

125 I typed "Katy Tur Boobs."

Third hit is titled "Katy Tur hard left nipple (8-13-11)"

Only the left?

But seriously, she fills out a tank top quite nicely. Tanks for the mammaries, Katy.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (gtcuf)

126 I notice that nobody, and I mean nobody is talking about the Declaration of Independence!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)

127 He would probably say that about this chick, who is also as dumb as a bag of dirt.
Posted by: Marcus T at May

Where is Diogenes? There is an Italian saying, it means “ugly, but good”. I can’t remember what it is and if I text J and ask him right now, I don’t know how amused he would be. It’s his week to occupy his office in Boston.

Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (pZEOD)

128 My other memory of Katy Tur is that her father, the extra large former helicopter news dude in LA, early on announced he was really a woman and he'd beat the shit out of anyone who said different, and Ben Shapiro was in fact nearly attacked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (hkixX)

129 Grok has the answer.

>> Around a 34C, based on common public estimates.

Celebrity body measurement sites (the usual fan-compiled, unofficial ones) consistently list her bra size as 34C, with reported body stats around 37-26-37 inches, height ~5'2"–5'8" (sources vary on that), and a slim build

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (Py+sj)

130 She does have a nice rack, and knows how to display her cleavage, so I will giver her a pass on being thrown into a volcano to protect the genome from that sort of unbelievable ignorance and stupidity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (iERP6)

131 We can kind of assume that whatever the founding fathers thought, it's not massively relevant to anything happening today.

Why do I suspect that the same idiot holds Marx/Socialism in high regard?

But dude, that's from like more then 100 years ago!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

132 Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (pZEOD)


Gotta say - I don't think I've ever seen you lie to us before...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Kdi1r)

133 126 I notice that nobody, and I mean nobody is talking about the Declaration of Independence!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)

The Four Score and Seven Years Ago one, right??

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Gqar8)

134 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Besides another hot 97 degree day is Pa Primary, missdd 1 in 33 years so not going to miss this 1.

Oh and Katy, the Constitution is based on the Bible, nothing is against God

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)

135 98 I typed in Katy Tur boobs
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar

I cut-and-pasted from your post and discovered that 'boobs' appears to be a current pr0n trigger on DDG. Several years ago 'hot' served the same function but got retired recently.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (AGz65)

136 Al Gore's amazing internet says that Katy Tur's bra size is usually given as 34C, but sometimes as 42C.

So, largish, but not in Sydney Sweeney territory.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

137 Celebrity body measurement sites (the usual fan-compiled, unofficial ones) consistently list her bra size as 34C, with reported body stats around 37-26-37 inches, height ~5'2"–5'8" (sources vary on that), and a slim build
Posted by: Marcus T at

36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3".

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

138 Katy Tur is attractive. But she's a stupid leftist propaganda minister who banged Keith Obermann. And comes from a father who castrated himself. That's a lot to deal with.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (gu0hJ)

139 If the American Declaration of Independence says that all people are endowed by their Creator with inalienable rights, doesn't this mean that citizens' rights come from God and not from people?

———

Can you do a finger pointing to the nose emoji on Reddit?

Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (pZEOD)

140 America's obsession with what the founding fathers thought baffles me.
====================
I think Reddit is finally onto something close to the truth.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (hkixX)

141 Now to be serious:

Katy Turner hates God, and anyone who worships God, for one reason only: she sees him as getting between her and her monthly abortion.

This is also why men like Gavin Newsom love it. They force their side pieces to get them.

Posted by: Ken at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (IbRCI)

142 129 Grok has the answer.

Elon.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:04 PM (AGz65)

143 Brutti ma buoni

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Py+sj)

144
I love the look of intense concentration and seriousness on Katyroo's face as she babbles out her ignorance.

I gotta assume her boobs work much better in helping her keep her job than anything her brain can come up with.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 03:04 PM (iJfKG)

145 Banged Keith Obermann = ruined

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 03:05 PM (HcoTw)

146 Bari Weiss' chosen news guy, Tony Docoupil, is married to Tur and they have a couple of kids. Good luck to those kids.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:05 PM (hkixX)

147 Banged Keith Obermann = ruined
Posted by: Herpderp

Didn't Anne Coulter also?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

148 ...a pretty girl with, pardon the vulgarity, a huge rack. -Ace

********

Once again Ace's prose is quite florid
Says her looks are not exactly horrid
If I can make a suggestion:
I'd say her looks are quite pedestrian.
You can see the shoe prints across her forehead!

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (qgHp7)

149 Katy's father now calls himself Zoey.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gu0hJ)

150 Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (qgHp7)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)

151 Another day, another news bimbo who apparently got naked for Keith Olbermann of all people.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gKWVE)

152 145 Banged Keith Obermann = ruined
Posted by: Herpderp

😢

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (NNDYh)

153 Katy's father now calls himself Zoey.

===

that's it ! Now I know who she is!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)

154 Didn't Anne Coulter also?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)


Bill Maher iirc.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (lCppi)

155 Pretty shameful that we're not celebrating 250 like a murder of crows drunk on jingoism whiskey.

Posted by: 13times at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (P5uHk)

156 149 Katy's father now calls himself Zoey.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gu0hJ)

Zoey Tur.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8)

157 143 Brutti ma buoni
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19

Thank you!

Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (pZEOD)

158 Katy Tur

San Diego police press briefing.
I think the dude is crying....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Sco7b)

159 I assume that Katie Tir is the one on the right in the video because she's younger and prettier than the other one. I have never listened to or seen Katy Tur and don't plan to now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (ELdpA)

160 Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)

He hath sent officers to eat out of our substance is my favorite part.

Posted by: Sec. Pete B. at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (wGerL)

161 We have a few other ones Piper. But I already have enough on my list for confession.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (Py+sj)

162 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3".
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19,

Everyone is now singing in their heads.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (pZEOD)

163 156 149 Katy's father now calls himself Zoey.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gu0hJ)

Zoey Tur.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar

Should have gone with Sphink.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (594J6)

164 Bari Weiss' chosen news guy, Tony Docoupil, is married to Tur and they have a couple of kids. Good luck to those kids.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:05 PM (hkixX)

Pro-tip for the Docoupil family- when it comes to US history, hire a tutor for those kids.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (lCppi)

165 Zoey Tur.

*********

Of the Decatur Turs?

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (qgHp7)

166 I'm not saying she's Rachel Ward.
Posted by: ace

Jeez, now all I can think about is Steve Martin adjusting hers in "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid".

Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL)

167 This Bee headline stings.

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)

168 An important point in regards to the founding fathers.

"Common Sense Gun Control" and a 1% tax were enough to drive them to launch a way against the strongest military in the world....and win

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)

169 Boobs: 7.5
Face: 5.5
Brain: 1.5

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)

170 We can kind of assume that whatever the founding fathers thought, it's not massively relevant to anything happening today.
———

This is the sort of twaddle they’ve been trying to push. “Archaic” and “Outdated” they like to say.

Don’t you believe them. Technology changes, that part is true. The crux of the matter - Human nature hasn’t changed in 5000 years. The exact same issues the founders addressed 250 years ago are exactly the same today, as they were hundreds or thousands of years ago.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (GC8wC)

171 Katy seems like a bit of a provocat-Tur

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (qgHp7)

172 San Diego police press briefing.
I think the dude is crying....
Posted by: Stateless

I...I failed to stop a killing of innocent brown people. The best Americans. Now people will think I'm racist!!!!! 😭

Posted by: San Diego Police Chief at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (NNDYh)

173 Keith must be quite to poontang hound

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

174 Thanks Muldoon for the limerick, and for using the proper pronunciation of forehead.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (jo6FO)

175 167 This Bee headline stings.

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)

That might need stitches.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Gqar8)

176 Thomas Jefferson supported DEI. It's a fact! He even described himself as a DEIst!

Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:11 PM (rgnea)

177 It’s almost impossible to believe that Keith O, now a slimy decrepit bag of Botox with about 17 viewers from Borneo bot farms who soils his diapers watching clips of himself from decades ago, was once a fairly powerful and rich media figure. Just unbelievable.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 03:11 PM (+VqQP)

178 The worst part is there are people watching that waging their head in agreement out of ignorance.

People who vote.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (Py+sj)

179 169 Boobs: 7.5
Face: 5.5
Brain: 1.5
Going where Keith has been -25.8

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (HcoTw)

180 It’s almost impossible to believe that Keith O, now a slimy decrepit bag of Botox with about 17 viewers from Borneo bot farms who soils his diapers watching clips of himself from decades ago, was once a fairly powerful and rich media figure. Just unbelievable.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Didn't he start out as a sports announcer?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

181 Hey, Grok! What kind of name is "Tur?"

Polish, Belorussian, and Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic): from the nickname Tur meaning 'aurochs', ultimately cognate with Latin taurus 'bull' (see Toro ).

Bull, huh? Commence cuck jokes.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (gtcuf)

182 Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:11 PM (rgnea

Now that was funny, whoever is socking Katy Tur.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (ELdpA)

183 White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
=================
Thank you Bee, for somehow finding the humor in everything, even the Iran pacification.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (hkixX)

184 I imagine human nature has not changed since the first Neanderthal chucked a rock 400,000 years ago.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar8)

185 So yet again - more trannies shooting things up?

It’s almost like they are fucked in the head. Almost

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (GC8wC)

186 173 Keith must be quite to poontang hound
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)

187 177 It’s almost impossible to believe that Keith O, now a slimy decrepit bag of Botox with about 17 viewers from Borneo bot farms who soils his diapers watching clips of himself from decades ago, was once a fairly powerful and rich media figure. Just unbelievable.


you think that's bad I saw my great-grandpa - oops I mean Chris Berman - yelling and rooting for the Sabres last night

lol that's mean he was fine. looked better than Olbermann

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)

188 What's all this about Katy turrs enormous rack

Posted by: Ashley Judy's puffy scamper at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (cSOsh)

189 Katy Tur is proof that tits can't redeem everyone.

Dum-dums like her take the fun right out of funbags.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (MIvVV)

190
Gotta say - I don't think I've ever seen you lie to us before...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Kdi1r)

? Confused. But what’s new, really.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (OoFl2)

191 We morons could use some moar rack.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (K4Dl+)

192 183 White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran

at this point you just have to laugh

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)

193 >> Katy seems like a bit of a provocat-Tur

More of a Tur-d.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (Py+sj)

194 Tur is a deployment fuck at best. But I still don't think she would defile herself with Olbermann.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (4MsaP)

195 Thomas Jefferson supported DEI. It's a fact! He even described himself as a DEIst!
Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:11 PM (rgnea)
===============
Oh, dats good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (hkixX)

196 imagine human nature has not changed since the first Neanderthal chucked a rock 400,000 years ago.
Posted by: tubal at May

Ever since Grog caved in Ogg's skull with a rock.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (YZ0Fo)

197 Zoey Tur.

*********

Of the Decatur Turs?
Posted by: muldoon

I give this joke my imprimatur.

Posted by: Miklos Approves this comment at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (62ADb)

198 Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (GC8wC)

Oh, did the police chief admit one of both of the shooters were "fake" transgenders?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (ELdpA)

199 186 173 Keith must be quite to poontang hound
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)

Wait what? Rebecca lobo? Is that a fact?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (cSOsh)

200 White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)

The 'news' showed President Trump was an hour away from moving this forward but stopped.

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and thinking the President will mark July 4th by wiping out Iran. Happy Birthday America!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)

201 It is incredible that a person who is on TV and alleged to be a voice of authority doesn't know that our founders believed our rights came from God. Unfortunately the thousand or so people who watch her think she's right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (gu0hJ)

202 No, guys Tur is super smart.

She just finished reading Oolon Colluphid's 3rd of four books, "Who is this God Person Anyway?"

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (73/SM)

203 I'll have you know I graduated from Cornell with a Bachelor of SCIENCE! Have you no sense of decency, sir?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann (5'7) at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (gKWVE)

204 Go suck you mom's dick, Turd.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)

205
Banged Keith Obermann = ruined
Posted by: Herpderp

Now, now, be nice.

Few women, much less Katy Tur, can resist the pure animal charisma exuded from a graduate of the Cornell affiliated College of Agriculture and Life Sciences Cow College.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (iJfKG)

206 Ben Shapiro's sister's Ashkenazi breasts laugh at Katy Butterface Tur

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (wBaIH)

207 Keith must be quite to poontang hound
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)
——

Yea, but who didn’t fuck Nuzzi? See my comment above. KO was once a significant media figure. A guy who looks and smells like the crypt keeper can land some ladies if he’s got power and clout.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (+VqQP)

208 Is John Hancock a euphemism for masterbation?

Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (n5tGW)

209 Oh, did the police chief admit one of both of the shooters were "fake" transgenders?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (ELdpA)


Aren't they all?

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (lCppi)

210 199 186 173 Keith must be quite to poontang hound
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)

Wait what? Rebecca lobo? Is that a fact?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (cSOsh)


What is this “fact” thing wherof you speak?

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Gqar8)

211 Don’t you believe them. Technology changes, that part is true. The crux of the matter - Human nature hasn’t changed in 5000 years. The exact same issues the founders addressed 250 years ago are exactly the same today, as they were hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Posted by: Common Tater

Kind of. Carl Benjamin had an interesting analysis (from someone else) that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology. Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's. Laws evolve from "might makes right" to equal protection regardless of status.

It was an interesting point.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (NNDYh)

212 Gotta say - I don't think I've ever seen you lie to us before...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Kdi1r)

? Confused. But what’s new, really.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (OoFl2)

A Target 2.5? Pish Posh.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Kdi1r)

213 I imagine human nature has not changed since the first Neanderthal chucked a rock 400,000 years ago.
Posted by: tubal

Who you callin' Neanderthal?

Posted by: Earnest T. Bass at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (62ADb)

214 This Bee headline stings.

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)

That might need stitches.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (
****
Put some ice on that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (K4Dl+)

215 140 America's obsession with what the founding fathers thought baffles me.
====================
I think Reddit is finally onto something close to the truth.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
=======
Leftists live for now, not the future and certainly not for the past. So they repeatedly run into reality because cause and effect is foreign to their idea of how the world works.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)

216
189 Katy Tur is proof that tits can't redeem everyone.

Dum-dums like her take the fun right out of funbags.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (MIvVV)

She’s the type of girl that ball gags were invented for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (TH/2I)

217 More rack:

https://tinyurl.com/ysp79y7b

Posted by: Love big racks at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (ELdpA)

218 When you've lost The Bee...

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (gtcuf)

219 Lightning strikes and I'm without power. Damn. That doesn't happen often.

And it's not really raining at all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dT+gy)

220 She’s the type of girl that ball gags were invented for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (TH/2I

She's a journalist. I think you misspelled "oubliettes."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (BI5O2)

221
Brains are not in the breasts. But it would be nice if they were.

Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (IifOV)

222 Zoey Tur.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar

Should have gone with Sphink.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (594J6)

(Golf clap)

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (nbLIj)

223 A Target 2.5? Pish Posh.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19

Ohhh… ha! Well thank you.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (OoFl2)

224 Iran is like the Black Knight in Monty Python's Camelot. No arms, no legs, and taunting you. But he's not dead yet and is very annoying.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (Dv3i1)

225 And hotspotted because the battery in the fiber UPS has been dead for YEARS.

They want me to RENT new equipment.....Um, no. I'll stick with what I have, thanks.

I had a battery in it, it just died as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (dT+gy)

226 211 Don’t you believe them. Technology changes, that part is true. The crux of the matter - Human nature hasn’t changed in 5000 years. The exact same issues the founders addressed 250 years ago are exactly the same today, as they were hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Posted by: Common Tater

Kind of. Carl Benjamin had an interesting analysis (from someone else) that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology. Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's. Laws evolve from "might makes right" to equal protection regardless of status.

It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
======
Or could it be Judaism and Christianity. You certainly don't see these sets of attitudes toward humanity from almost all other religions in history, Buddhist and Bahai excepted.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)

227 219 Lightning strikes and I'm without power. Damn. That doesn't happen often.

And it's not really raining at all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dT+gy)

Is the generator gassed up? Have you ran it this year?

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Gqar8)

228 Oh, did the police chief admit one of both of the shooters were "fake" transgenders?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm just a dude playing a Nazi dude playing a dude playing a woman.

Posted by: Zombie Fake Shooter at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (NNDYh)

229 221
Brains are not in the breasts. But it would be nice if they were

True

Posted by: Sydney Sweeney - super genius at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (HcoTw)

230 Good luck finding something to do in Albany.

Posted by: Rebecca Lobo at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (K4Dl+)

231 Leftists live for now, not the future and certainly not for the past. So they repeatedly run into reality because cause and effect is foreign to their idea of how the world works.
Posted by: whig


THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW!!!

Posted by: JEF loves dick at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (sAmhv)

232 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3".
---
My anaconda
don't want none
unless you got
buns
hun

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (73/SM)

233 Brains are not in the breasts. But it would be nice if they were.
Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie

I hear Elon's working on that

Posted by: Miklos hears things at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (62ADb)

234 Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)
==============================
Also, they are poorly educated in American values and history. Probably not their fault, but it would be good for America were they to remedy the gap.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Mzw+z)

235 Sydney Sweeney. Girl makin’ bank.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Gqar8)

236 Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's.

-------

This is a problem. A constant, recurring problem. Nothing ever gets solved. Debellation needs to make a comeback.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2)

237 Or could it be Judaism and Christianity. You certainly don't see these sets of attitudes toward humanity from almost all other religions in history, Buddhist and Bahai excepted.
Posted by: whig

The Japanese fall somewhat in line. Koreans too. As for others, like Muslims....maybe they, just like with technology, haven't progressed as much.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (NNDYh)

238 that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology
——-

I disagree with that. Neither technology nor morality is permanent, it ebbs and flows. It can be extinguished. It can be forgotten, lost, or misplaced.

War itself was notably declared obsolete about 1910 in Europe by all the big-brained people. Europe was the pinnacle of Science, Architecture, Music, Mathematics, you name it.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (GC8wC)

239 Brains are not in the breasts. But it would be nice if they were.
Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie

I have known (not in the Biblical sense, unfortunately) several intelligent women with big boobs. They are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

240 36-24-36.
I believe those were Brick House measurements per The Commodores

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (gu0hJ)

241 MSNBC ----> MSNOW

Meet the new retards, same as the old retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

242 Kind of. Carl Benjamin had an interesting analysis (from someone else) that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology. Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's. Laws evolve from "might makes right" to equal protection regardless of status.

It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Just because we don’t do it doesn’t mean they were wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (TH/2I)

243 Kind of. Carl Benjamin had an interesting analysis (from someone else) that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology. Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's. Laws evolve from "might makes right" to equal protection regardless of status.

It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Tell that to ISIS and Hamas, they haven't evolved since the "perfect" man was raping the wives of the men he enemies he had decapitated. What they did you Yazidis and on 10/7 and in Bataclan among many others, was horrific.

Oh, you did say "advanced", nevermind.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

244 meh, she is just "regular crackers".......a "nice rack" is Maureen O'Hara

Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (jrgJz)

245 The 24 hour rule is now about 5.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (K4Dl+)

246 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (73/SM)

I'm sorry about your dog....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Sco7b)

247 Good luck finding something to do in Albany.
Posted by: Rebecca Lobo at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (K4Dl+)
=================
One thing about Albany that I just discovered last summer is that it sits just south of the Adirondack Park, and absolutely amazingly beautiful place. It's hard to believe something like that park could exist untouched in a state governed by Kathy Hochul and the Demoncrats, who usually like to destroy everything.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Mzw+z)

248 Yes, PHV, condolences on losing your dog.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

249 210 199 186 173 Keith must be quite to poontang hound
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)

Wait what? Rebecca lobo? Is that a fact?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (cSOsh)


What is this “fact” thing wherof you speak?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Gqar

What is he some kind of svengali?

Posted by: Elaine Bennis at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (cSOsh)

250 Buddhist and Bahai excepted.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)

Just Bahai. DDG: mayanmar buddhists terrorism

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (AGz65)

251 the Bulgarian chick who just wn Eurovision yesterday is kinda thick-waisted and has way too much nakeup -- butnalso has nice boobs:

https://tinyurl.com/n9wydh2e

Dara - Bulgaria

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Av6i5)

252 Better rack......


https://tinyurl.com/2mkwmpty

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:25 PM (dT+gy)

253 panel, L-to-R:

White thumb with a face drawn on it, Black thumb with a face drawn on it, Karen McRestingbitchface, Pretty Girl with Huge Rack
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (gtcuf)

*****
Now do The View

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 03:25 PM (K4Dl+)

254 Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's

I disagree. The German National Socialists planned to exterminate the people they conquered, and the Soviets planned to, and did, enslave those they conquered.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

255 Between college and law school I spent 7 years in Albany. Lots to do and the Adirondacks and Catskills are north and south. Not a crazed metropolis but nice enough. I live 50m south

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (gu0hJ)

256 FDR cautioned belligerents to avoid any civilian bombing casualties in 1940. That’s no way to run a war, you see.

By 1944 they were fire-bombing Dresden, Hamburg, Tokyo, etc, among other things. To suggest morality has advanced along with technology doesn’t standup.

In fact the usual criticism - certainly this was observed with the atomic bomb development - human morality has most definitely not kept pace with technology. This is the problem

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (GC8wC)

257 The lefties hate Elon so much and now they are up in arms over the rumor SpaceX is going to give him a trillion dollars, forgetting the other part of the rumor, which is he somehow needs to create a city of a million people on Mars.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (Mzw+z)

258 The ad that popped up showed a hige breasted woman who is 30 and has millions in the bank.

Ask them how....

I have theories.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)

259 Better rack......


https://tinyurl.com/2mkwmpty
Posted by: Sponge

Wow. You, Sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

260 The difference between say the Roman approach to the value of human life and the American isn't technology. It is Christianity.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

261
Katy Tur is a moderately pretty girl with a nice rack.

That is the only reason she is on TV "news."

Keith Olbermann used to sleep with her 

__________

It's typical that in all institutions dominated by leftists (arts and entertainment, journalism, academia), with a tiny number of spots competed for by tons of identically qualified people, you get ahead by knowing or sleeping with the right gatekeepers, who ruthlessly use their advantage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (HdYcL)

262 36-24-36.
I believe those were Brick House measurements per The Commodores.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (gu0hJ)


42-39-56, piker.

Posted by: Rosie at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)

263 I think she's only playing dumb. This is how they get these ideas out into the diaspora. And now their troops are all hopped up on, "The country is turning into a theocracy!!!ZOMG!!"

Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (xI3lH)

264 Wow. You, Sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)


I try.

Posted by: Rosie at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)

265 And fail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)

266 The Commodores? AC/DC says hold oour Foster's.

She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'nine fiftysix
You could say she's got it all

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (gtcuf)

267 FDR cautioned belligerents to avoid any civilian bombing casualties in 1940. That’s no way to run a war, you see.


The first goal of war is to win the war.

In practice factions that want to win will follow this maxim.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

268 I am starting to think that when Ace talks about "shelving" it is actually racks

Posted by: Miklos thinks things at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (62ADb)

269 Hive Mind.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (gtcuf)

270 I am starting to think that when Ace talks about "shelving" it is actually racks

Wait until you find out what longsbows actually are...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

271 Guess who never bothered the Romans again? Phonecians, Picenes, Jews and others. Debellation is a problem solver.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)

272 here is the deal. Jefferson hisself said in the document that god wants us to pursue happiness. Franklin proved it in that god gave us beer and hot chicks

She's just pissed that the hotty guys called her friends and not her

nice racks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp052_13f3I

Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:29 PM (jrgJz)

273 Phonecians, Picenes, Jews and others. Debellation is a problem solver.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

By "Phoenicians," I assume you mean "Carthaginians."

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

274
Is the generator gassed up? Have you ran it this year?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM


I do have 2 Honda generators. They need work as I made the mistake of running the ethanol shit through them so now they run like dogshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (dT+gy)

275 I would Katie her Tur.

Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (b4qzS)

276 I believe Ben Franklin said it best in Poor Richard's Almanac:

Big boobs on Sunday, big smile on Monday.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (gtcuf)

277 42-39-56, piker.
Posted by: Rosie at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)
================
BOOM! Symphonies will be written about her!

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (Mzw+z)

278 Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Which one of these is Best, for the Left?

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar8)

279 By "Phoenicians," I assume you mean "Carthaginians."

Those Punics all look the same to me...

Posted by: Scipio Africanus at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm)

280 Submarines were considered barbaric in 1914. It just isn’t sporting to hide beneath the waves and pick off ships. Further, there’s no room to pick up survivors on a submarine. They should be outlawed, was the general consensus, but nobody consensed to do that, instead everyone started building them like crazy.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (GC8wC)

281 here is the deal. Jefferson hisself said in the document that god wants us to pursue happiness. Franklin proved it in that god gave us beer and hot chicks

I hate that Jeffferson swapped out "property" for that "happiness" crap.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

282 I'm sure your typical 17-year-old shooter has a well-thought-out and eloquently expressed worldview, chock full of deep philosophical musings. . Can't wait for the manifesto.

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (qgHp7)

283 Heh, a guy who lives in my city was taken into custody by the Israelis because he was on the Gaza Flotilla. He was a crewman on the sloop Clearwater. Eff him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (gu0hJ)

284 Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Which one of these is Best, for the Left?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM


They hate life, are deathly afraid of liberty and have no clue how to be happy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (dT+gy)

285 214 This Bee headline stings.

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)

Nothing like a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv, or New York or DC?

Posted by: Easy the Ekder at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Wul1s)

286 By 1944 they were fire-bombing Dresden, Hamburg, Tokyo, etc,

-
Don't forget the dams raid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (ndZc7)

287 274
Is the generator gassed up? Have you ran it this year?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM


I do have 2 Honda generators. They need work as I made the mistake of running the ethanol shit through them so now they run like dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (dT+gy)

Yeah, that stuff will eat up the plumbing on Gennies.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar8)

288 By "Phoenicians," I assume you mean "Carthaginians."
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

Yes, because the Romans called them Phoenicians... before they debellated them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (BI5O2)

289 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6l13XZGhyY

Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (jrgJz)

290 I saw the weirdest thing yesterday walking my pooch around the ‘hood. A house had a yard sign for a communist Democrat in the yard. Ok nothing too weird about that. The weird part was the same house has a US flag flying. No Ukraine flag, no Palestinian flag no tranny flag, no in this home we believe flag. Just the Stars and Stripes.

I was like wtf is happening here?

Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (b4qzS)

291
Always use E0 gas or use stabilizer. How many times do I have to tell you?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (HdYcL)

292 This is the sort of twaddle they’ve been trying to push. “Archaic” and “Outdated” they like to say.

Don’t you believe them. Technology changes, that part is true. The crux of the matter - Human nature hasn’t changed in 5000 years. The exact same issues the founders addressed 250 years ago are exactly the same today, as they were hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (GC8wC)

Marxism is only about 50 years younger than the Founders but these dudes think it is the best thing ever.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (8avO+)

293 Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Which one of these is Best, for the Left?

If you take the left at its word they want to live in prison.

Everyone's got equal stuff
No one is hungry
Free healthcare
Speech is controlled
No unnecessary travel
Government has a complete formal monopoly on violence

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

294 Always use E0 gas or use stabilizer. How many times do I have to tell you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (HdYcL)



Yeah yeah, I know......It was when that shit first came out and I was a bit slow on the uptake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (dT+gy)

295 272 nice racks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp052_13f3I

can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume we're talking about a desk with a built-in 19" rack just waiting to have a pdp-11 installed in it.

Posted by: anachronda at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (qdr3M)

296 I confess, I'd bang Katy Tur. What better way to reach across the aisle than with your genitalia?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (D1E+2)

297 but nobody consensed to do that, instead everyone started building them like crazy.

Because they were effective.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

298 I think the Woke translate “ happiness” as pursuit of their vices, so

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar8)

299 “Happiness” in this time, usage, and context didn’t mean being gay and carefree and giggling all the time.

Something along the lines of being well adjusted and reasonably self-reliant, healthy, financially successful to a degree. Jefferson disliked the cities and wanted everyone to be ranchers and farmers

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (GC8wC)

300 Heh, a guy who lives in my city was taken into custody by the Israelis because he was on the Gaza Flotilla. He was a crewman on the sloop Clearwater. Eff him
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Did he do Greta?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:36 PM (77rzZ)

301 I think the Woke translate “ happiness” as pursuit of their vices, so

Like the pols in CA trying to legalize underage prostutiton...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

302 291
Always use E0 gas or use stabilizer. How many times do I have to tell you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
========
I prefer using propane tanks in a dual fuel generator, you get a bit less power but you don't have the issues with gas. If you do only have gas or put gas in a dual fuel generator, run it until the engine stops from being out of gas and clear the fuel lines.

FWIW, it is wise, every now and again, if you do have a dual or triple fueled generator to run a bit of gas through them until the tank is empty. Keeps the seals from leaking.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)

303 Yes, because the Romans called them Phoenicians... before they debellated them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

304 If you take the left at its word they want to live in prison.
——

The Army. They really hate PT though.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (GC8wC)

305 I was like wtf is happening here?
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (b4qzS)

Must be an old school Democrat, one who hasn’t gotten the word that to be a democrat in good standing today, one must openly display their hated and contempt for this country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (TH/2I)

306 If the American Declaration of Independence says that all people are endowed by their Creator with inalienable rights, doesn't this mean that citizens' rights come from God and not from people?

———

Can you do a finger pointing to the nose emoji on Reddit?
Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (pZEOD)

One idiot on reddit says her creators were her parents. I need a drink. We are truly living in stupid times. My education was so much different in the 50's and early 60's. Unreal. The country is doomed.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (5xuJ/)

307 Nyet Comrade. All rights come from the all-seeing, all-knowing, all-powerful soviet.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (qFwJc)

308 290 I saw the weirdest thing yesterday walking my pooch around the ‘hood. A house had a yard sign for a communist Democrat in the yard. Ok nothing too weird about that. The weird part was the same house has a US flag flying. No Ukraine flag, no Palestinian flag no tranny flag, no in this home we believe flag. Just the Stars and Stripes.

I was like wtf is happening here?
Posted by: Heroq
=======
Probably an older veteran. Some of them are Democrats that still have some fondness for the US flag.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)

309 This is MS NOW
Bald white guy with a goatee
Bald black dude with a goatee
Ugly Karen McBitchface
Dumb bint with questionable tits

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)

310 Is CA burning again?

Bummer

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (61TgR)

311 Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (jrgJz)

Yard Birds ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (AGz65)

312 I do have 2 Honda generators. They need work as I made the mistake of running the ethanol shit through them so now they run like dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge
=======
Ethanol gas leaves a nasty residue and has a tendency to absorb water.

FWIW, I use star enzyme as a fuel stabilizer which works better than when I used Sta-bil.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)

313 284 Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Which one of these is Best, for the Left?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM


They hate life, are deathly afraid of liberty and have no clue how to be happy.
Posted by: Sponge
======
They think destruction will make them happy, it makes their patron Stan happy but he always breaks his tools because he hates his human followers as well.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)

314 Oh, good./s The Mangionistas got press passes:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2vvvkz

Posted by: Love big racks at May 19, 2026 03:42 PM (ELdpA)

315 Overheard at the NY State Department of Natural Resources:

Job Applicant: "Um, chasing a laser pointer, bringing dead birds to the door, and um I guess licking my own ass."

Interviewer: "I asked you to describe the Catskills!"

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:43 PM (qgHp7)

316 Kind of. Carl Benjamin had an interesting analysis (from someone else) that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology. Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's. Laws evolve from "might makes right" to equal protection regardless of status.

It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


Its not 'advancement' as much as a cyclical process. The Wars of Religion and the 30 Years War were nasty enough that parts of Germany reverted to cannibalism by reports.

Therefore for a while nations decided to play nicer, and have agreed rules on taking forts and citadels with minimal casualties, letting garrisons march out if they surrendered when certain conditions were met. On the other hand if the garrison forced the besiegers to storm the citadel their lives were forfeit.

Similarly the Napoleonic Wars led to a generation or so of limited wars, which led to the total wars of WWI and WWII.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)

317 >> Is this him putting God over the Declaration of Independence?

Why yes Katy it is you imbecile. Go back to Go… do not collect $200. Lose a turn…. Retire in shame from the public square

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (D2O3S)

318 Excuse me! I'm a credentialed journalist! Just like Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (hbbS0)

319 Katy Tur is a moderately pretty girl with a nice rack.

That is the only reason she is on TV "news."

Should there be any other reason?



Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (EWq0C)

320 They openly mock religion without the understanding of why our constitution is special. Is it any surprise the left’s attitude towards the Bill of Rights? In their view, “God-given” is a sign of ignorance. There’s plenty of writings of the founders that state that exactly the importance of this concept.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 19, 2026 03:45 PM (iwzRJ)

321 Yes, because the Romans called them Phoenicians... before they debellated them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I didn't know that. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

Carthage was a Phoenician colony.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:45 PM (8avO+)

322 Leftists mock religion like Marx did

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:46 PM (Ia/+0)

323 You ever meet a happy leftoid?

I sure as fuck haven't. They're all miserable at the core. Some of them put on a good act at being happy and well-adjusted but none of them are. They all have some sort of unresolved childhood trauma and are taking it out on the world.

Their only hope is to drag others down with them like crabs in a barrel.

Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 03:46 PM (oqH4h)

324 can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume we're talking about a desk with a built-in 19" rack just waiting to have a pdp-11 installed in it.

Actually that is a 2 hour dissertation on the advantages of rack and pinion steering over the classic worm gear and recirculating ball


Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (jrgJz)

325 Nood

Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (rgnea)

326 Keeps the seals from leaking.

**********

That's kinda hawt!

Posted by: A horny walrus at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (qgHp7)

327 Cough

Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (rgnea)

328 Some of them put on a good act at being happy and well-adjusted but none of them are.

-----

It's not a good act. Gaping soyface is a shitty simulacrum for mirth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (BI5O2)

329 Is CA burning again?

Bummer
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (61TgR)

There's a page that shows the tracks of the helos and aircraft dropping water and flame retardant on the fire area.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (8avO+)

330 Nood massie lies

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (AGz65)

331 G'bye boob thread

Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (J4Dwc)

332 Go see what the Marxists are up to next, don't expect a line, or anyone there

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)

333 "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Think someone put her (wrote it) up to that to kill a segment of time. After all, what did she know & what did most of the audience know?

This is where AI Overview is smarter than Nice Rack:
By using this language, the speaker is aligning their rhetoric with Natural Law theory—the philosophical belief that fundamental human rights are inherent and come from a higher power, rather than being gifts, privileges, or concessions granted by a government. Historically, citing this specific text has been a common way for political figures to argue that basic civil and human rights are universal, permanent, and fundamentally unchangeable. This concept is famously preserved at the National Archives Museum in Washington, D.C.

She's now proven replaceable.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (NFX2v)

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