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"Teen Takeovers" Are Now Common in Blue Cities; Media Begins Pushing Idea That Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers" They Can Fight In and Destroy Instead of Chipotles

Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year.

The "teens" are often "mostly peaceful."

Blue cities do not arrest them or prosecute them because they've decided that minorities, especially "teen" minorities, are generally immune to the law.

And how's that going?

A gang of violent juveniles has been captured on video involved in a wild all-out brawl in a Washington, DC, Chipotle outlet Saturday night with chairs alternatively being thrown and used as weapons as the wild melee unfolded.

In the background shrieks can be heard from those forced to watch the delinquent fisticuffs on display.

A spokesperson with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) has since said they are aware of this incident and are investigating, ABC 7News reports.

Ken Ledet, who lives in the Navy Yard, told 7News he has seen chaotic scenes like this in recent months.

"It's not shocking anymore, since this has become routine on Saturdays and Friday nights, but it's disappointing to know this is still happening," Ledet told the outlet.

This is feral:

Below, videos of the violent "teen takeovers" that Democrat politicians and Soros prosecutors have indulged and conspired to make the New Normal:


The media knows what we need to do: More Midnight Basketball, more taxpayer spending on Youth Centers so that the Mostly Peaceful Teens can riot in government-supervised settings.

We used to have Youth Centers for violent young orcs. They were called juvenile detention centers.

Jeanine Pirro, who is An Racist, disagrees. This racist thinks that criminals should be prosecuted and punished for their crimes, thus serving as a deterrent for the other potential criminals.

She also thinks the negligent and possibly criminal parents who breed these feral Democrats should be prosecuted as well. I don't know if that's legal, but I like that idea better than Taxpayer Funded Youth Centers and Government Designated Riot Zones.

Jhonf Fonseca
@Jhonffonseca

21h


IT'S OFFICIAL AND WITHOUT MERCY! U.S. Prosecutor Jeanine Pirro declares total war against parents who let their delinquent kids loose to destroy Washington D.C.

"I'm not one for subtleties! The people of DC are already fed up with this scourge."

"I'm coming for you... and for your parents!"

"From now on, Mom and Dad, YOU'RE GOING TO FOOT THE BILL!"

"If you let your kid run loose committing crimes, we'll prosecute you as a direct accomplice."

No excuses allowed: "I didn't know...", "It's hard to control him...", "I was on my phone...".

STRICT LIABILITY!

If your teenager breaks curfew, skips school, uses drugs or alcohol, ignores court orders, or commits offenses like the attack at Chipotle, the law comes crashing down on you too!

Clear message to parents of delinquent kids: it's no longer just "a youth problem." The problem is the parents who raise them like wild animals and let them loose to destroy the city.

Family impunity is over!

Oh I see, she means that if your kid is a "teen takeover" criminal, she'll start enforcing truancy/child neglect laws against you. I guess.

Happy Massie Firing Day!


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 top one

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (CWTWj)

2 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (N1tpc)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

4 IT'S OFFICIAL AND WITHOUT MERCY! U.S. Prosecutor Jeanine Pirro declares total war against parents who let their delinquent kids loose to destroy Washington D.C.

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+1

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (GD0B3)

5 Still too slow

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (N1tpc)

6 Midnight Basketball ... is the answer.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (vbXSk)

7 i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (CWTWj)

8 >>> willowed a bit:
Race to watch are the two GA Supreme Court races and the one Court of Appeals race. Because they are non partisan, Democrats are of course trying to steal them including having Stacey Abram's sister as district judge concealing judicial ethics complaints until the 11th circuit ended her injunction preventing it from being told to voters.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)


The key, mostly, was to vote for the incumbent judges as gaptooth's charges were being inserted to replace the incumbents. But yeah, lots of dirty shenanigans on the judge votes. I also avoided any of Kemp's boys. F them and all his minions.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (69Ewn)

9 Morn'

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (zPDww)

10 Who needs a hichair?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (WpmWK)

11 The kid with the high chair couldn't figure out who to hit because all black hoodies look alike.

Racist bastard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

12 >>Midnight Basketball ... is the answer.

It's a scientific fact that when you deprive yutes of their Basketball Jones they riot in Chipotle.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (viF8m)

13 Those drs and engineers are getting rowdy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (WpmWK)

14 Midnight Basketball II is not the answer.

The answer is to offer free Carnival Cruise Line tickets to the little scamps.

Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (rj6Yv)

15 This is what happens when you've driven fathers out of families for 60 years.

"Oh, we can't let the children suffer from the poor choices of adults!!!"

So we have to give welfare to irresponsible people who are birthing these feral youth.

NO. We need more children wondering where their next meal is coming from. We need more children growing up uncomfortable so that when they grow up, they never want to live in that environment again.

Instead, the biggest dream in the ghetto is to birth a number of children and get your dream ticket to do nothing but sit on welfare.

Enough. We need tough love and these people DO need to suffer, for their own good.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (N1tpc)

16 "A spokesperson with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) has since said they are aware of this incident and are investigating, ABC 7News reports."

nice to know they're investigating. strongly worded letter to follow

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (CWTWj)

17 Where's Officer Krupke when you need him?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

18 anything to give our country another push in the direction of the abyss.
BAMN mean exactly what it says. Believe them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (VyBeY)

19 Happy Massie Firing Day!

==

Yep! He went on Cenk Uygur's show to stir up his legions! Unfortunately for the Pinecone, they are in Turkey and Phakistan, and cannot vote in a closed Kentucky primary.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)

20 I'm glad I don't live there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (WpmWK)

21 Basset ball Jones
He got a basset ball Jones.

This was done during the Clinton nightmare. Midnight Basketball.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (594J6)

22 Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (QaH55)

23 What if private property owners were permitted to discriminate on the basis of race?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)

24 To be honest, I wouldn't mind funneling the sparks of divinity into these youth centers. Provided we then lock those centers from the outside, so that the only victims of their murderous exuberance are one another.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (lHPJf)

25 Ferals.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (Zg6W9)

26 DC? Quick, let's give them a State!

Posted by: gKWVE Akbar at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (gKWVE)

27 "Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year."

For at least 15 years in Chicago downtown, every summer.

Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (N8ZBc)

28 Poor misguided youths are just bored and need midnight basketball.

And a jail cell. Hard labor, learn a skill, get a GED and then perhaps allowed to rejoin society.

And their parents can help pay for it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)

29
The parents of the aholes don't give a shit.

They pop out babies to get more money, our taxpayer money.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (3ek7K)

30 Flash mobs were the beginning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

31 Misguided yutes.

Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (VJX5o)

32 Err... off to content.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (594J6)

33 Clear message to parents of delinquent kids: it's no longer just "a youth problem." The problem is the parents who raise them like wild animals and let them loose to destroy the city.

===

I like this lady!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (GD0B3)

34 A lifetime of avoiding chipotles still paying off.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (69Ewn)

35 Southern DC needs to rejoin the motherland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (WpmWK)

36 Ahhhh... the "Young Democrats".

Posted by: massideas at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (q2B29)

37 They can go to jail with their kids.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (GD0B3)

38 Putting them in a "youth center" to fight is a good idea. It'll be like the gladiator pits. It could be the opening act for the Fourth of July MMA fight on the White House lawn

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (y9ksN)

39 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Two squall lines last night knocked out many broadband towers in rural Kansas, including mine. Back online at last.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (u82oZ)

40 And I don't care how old they are. If you're old enough to destroy, you're old enough to do time for destroying things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Massive brawl broke out Friday night at a Chipotle in the Navy Yard area.
.......

They are oddly familiar looking.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (UjdFS)

42 He went on Cenk Uygur's show to stir up his legions! Unfortunately for the Pinecone, they are in Turkey and Phakistan, and cannot vote in a closed Kentucky primary.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)

try using the boner phone

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (gKWVE)

43 Let's see...

Rooftop Koreans.
Bounties for each kill.
No legal harassment.
Deportation of the entire families of any foreigners.
Visa denials to the top 20 cultures.
Active enforcement to get those cultures out.
Defund freaking everything.
I miss drinking sometimes.
Punish their defenders.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)

44 I worked very hard in life so that myself and my loved ones don't have to live in Chipotle Brawl environs. I voted not to participate.

Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (oftw2)

45 The Uruk Hai are restless.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (WpmWK)

46 Working the polls today. It's always nice to see the community, but deep inside I have such a disdain for dumbacrat voters. Guarantee that if you itemized each of the Democrat policies for them without giving a political label, over half of them would be appalled for what they support with their vote.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (GXfNi)

47 Oingo Boingo was awesome!

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (EaLNz)

48 Moms and dads, ROFL. Only dad they might know has been in and out of lockup all of their formative years

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (Iwv3U)

49 A lifetime of avoiding chipotles still paying off.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (69Ewn)


I did eat at one once.

Wasn't impressed. I just don't need that much rice in my diet. Haven't gone back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Upside down world. There have always been gangs, and depending on the time period they could be any race. But racist Dems like to say that black youth can't follow the rules of civilization. That is not too far from "lets put them back in chains, owned by rich plantation owners."

and they have the audacity to call me racist for thinking rules and laws should be enforced for everybody.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (AOl+5)

51 Said this the other day but I used to have a visceral reaction to the phrase "chimping out" as racist and demeaning. Then we see video after video of this kind of savage, animalistic behavior complete with flinging, hooting and grunting. Just like lower-order simians. They are pushing the limits of my resolve.

Posted by: Is it racism or pattern recognition at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)

52 10 Who needs a hichair?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (WpmWK)
----------
Throw it here, would you?

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (YpWtw)

53 The kid with the high chair couldn't figure out who to hit because all black hoodies look alike.

Yeah, but it's like Chekhov's gun. Once you raise the highchair, you gotta hit someone. Doesn't really matter who.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (vTZFs)

54 The answer is to offer free Carnival Cruise Line tickets to the little scamps.
Posted by: mrp
......

to Congo and Uganda.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (UjdFS)

55 Strangely, in my usual eateries I go to in my little part of Soviet NoVA, I don't see gangs of feral yutes of indeterminate ethnicity's, Doing this kind of thing. It's either Fairfax County's police is actually policing or the local contingent of Central American gangs keep a tight lid on that crap. Those gangs have families to and I think they live in this zip code. It's fairly safe here, more or less.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (sAmhv)

56 Funny - three kids, and not a lick of trouble for me. Because I made sure they knew whatever trouble they got into in the street would be tripled when they got home.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (eloIc)

57 We used to do teen takeovers in old mining pits and way out in the sticks. 8 or 10 kegs and a bunch of stolen pallets for a bonfire and the adults were all "Good. They aren't in town".

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (594J6)

58 Afternoon Ace.
There have been several other yute dust-ups and brawls in public. Vids are all on the web. I still think the inner cities will be nasty this summer pushing independents to the Republicans out of horror come November. The Republicans could of course screw it up .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (gu0hJ)

59 Every convenience store located next to a teen center or community pool in the inner city has been dealing with these feral yoots for years.

As soon as the teen center or community pool closes, a horde of unsupervised yoots descends on the store like locusts, grabbing whatever they want off the shelves and hopping into the night.

The idea that the teen center is the solution is absurd and intentionally obtuse. In fact, they often have the exact opposite effect. They are the nexus of this sort of bad behavior.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (mkw2N)

60 Hmm.

Nah, pretty much anything would be rayciss

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (XuXeR)

61 "Putting them in a "youth center" to fight is a good idea."

Organizing it takes all the fun out of it for them. Raising hell in public, attacking and intimidating the normies around them, celebrating their defiance, and their desire to turn everything around them into shit: it thrills and delights them.

Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

62 I heard it only takes 5 votes to kick Thune out of his position as Majority Leader.

If that's actually the case, I think I know why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

63 This new generation is accustomed to social media and posing.

They're animals who have very little interaction with other human beings and their behavior is molded by Hollywood filth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (D1E+2)

64 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes? Although, I think this is different where you have enforceable laws involving the parent's actions involving the kids, not the kid's crimes after the fact. I guess that's the way to do it. The blue states will fight it though.

Happy taco tuesday ace. I had an italian sub to celebrate but really it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)

65 Needs more glitter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (WpmWK)

66 The Republicans could of course screw it up .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (gu0hJ)

Uggh, I think this is pee again.

Posted by: John Thune's wet dream at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (gKWVE)

67 They're animals who have very little interaction with other human beings and their behavior is molded by Hollywood filth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (D1E+2)


"No way, man......"

- - - - - - Snoop Dogg, Biggie Smalls, Ludacris, Lil Nas X, etc. Rapping About Theft, Murder and Rape

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Organizing it takes all the fun out of it for them. Raising hell in public, attacking and intimidating the normies around them, celebrating their defiance, and their desire to turn everything around them into shit: it thrills and delights them.
Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)

69 Flash mobs were the beginning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

Flash mobs did cool, entertaining stuff like sing, dance, play orchestral music, have a choreographed Star Wars fight with live choral music and symphony music to accompany. This is just barbarism.

Posted by: Very different things IMO at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (TbWk/)

70 Must make some pepperoni scrambled eggs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)

71 Something like this is bound to happen among the crows at Ace's place if he attracts too many of them.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

72 Don't see gangs of feral yutes of indeterminate ethnicity's, Doing this"

They are incredibly localized. One might call it tribal behavior...

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

73 Social media savaged "the usual suspects".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (KtNj5)

74 Move to places where they don't live.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)

75 The Arabs had a...solution

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)

76 try using the boner phone

I have to admit, "take Viagra at the airport so TSA has to touch your schlong" is a perversion that has never occurred to me before.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

77 Darion Carter, another young adult who testified, spoke about the resources removed from his community. “Our boxing program was removed; our recreational program was removed. We lost our programs," Carter said. "We don’t have a basketball team anymore. We never had a football team. We were trying to get one, then KIPP came in and took it away from us."

You see this across the country in nearly every inner city. Programs get defunded so kids don’t have any healthy outlets. Consequently, they end up wandering outside of their neighborhoods in search of something to do then everyone loses their minds when the “undesirables” show up.

The privatization of schools is a larger issue than many realize—charter schools don’t tend to offer the same extra curricular options that public schools do.

And the money spent on those programs gets put into police budgets, thereby enabling the state to lock up kids for crimes related to “we’re fucking bored”.

The obvious problem is indeed the problem. I sincerely hope that the "throw them in jail" crowd learns that the solution to "crime" is community investment.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (JCZqz)

78 So, so sick of feral punks and brats and the parents that raise them that way, violent illegal immigrants and other thugs repeatedly released from jail to assault and murder again, leftist psychos who feel violence is acceptable for political purposes, seething and screeching AWFLS, and the totally hypocritical politicians who encourage all of it for their own vile purposes.

Posted by: RM at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (n/1Oj)

79 >>> Must make some pepperoni scrambled eggs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)



Sometimes I take a day old slice of cold pizza, pepperoni works fine, chop it up a bit, and toast it all in a frying pan with butter. Then I scramble it with eggs. Surprisingly good breakfast. I saw this on some stoner show, which checks out.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (69Ewn)

80 Social media savaged "the usual suspects".

Trump and Vance?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)

81 How do you tell who is on what team. All dark colored hoodies. The friendly fire must be horrendous.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (WpmWK)

82 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes?


Good luck finding the parents. Mom's in a crack house. Dad went out for milk 14 years ago. Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (KtNj5)

83 51 Said this the other day but I used to have a visceral reaction to the phrase "chimping out" as racist and demeaning. Then we see video after video of this kind of savage, animalistic behavior complete with flinging, hooting and grunting. Just like lower-order simians. They are pushing the limits of my resolve.
Posted by: Is it racism or pattern recognition at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM

There was a series I remember seeing years ago called "The Human Animal." It would intersperse clips of humans and animals doing the exact same behaviour.

That could easily be done for these youth. Animal behaviour.

The best part is, when the liberals over-react to the video, you have the raw material for the sequel.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)

84 Needs more glitter.
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

and braids.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)

85 Move to places where they don't live.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)


Dats rayciss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

86 to Congo and Uganda.
Posted by: wth

Good idea! Off top of head, I thought Congo was landlocked, apparently they have 5 ports, so it could work. Bring back the Black Star Line!

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (oftw2)

87 I think the chicks should have jumped in there and started clawing people.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)

88 >> I don't know if that's legal, but I like that idea better than Taxpayer Funded Youth Centers and Government Designated Riot Zones.

Hold on. Wasn’t it Democrats who formed a mob to prosecute the parents of a school shooter?

Aren’t they the ones pushing for those laws in Blue States?

Anything can be used as a weapon. Why is a firearm different?

Goose, meet the f’ing Gander, and he wants to have a word with you.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (63An5)

89 Battle of the Aspiring Rappers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (Zg6W9)

90 These rowdy teen events (oh those scamps!) could easily be handled by two or so Korean-Americans that cut their teeth previously on rooftops.

My town was a 'sundown town' long ago. We have no such troubles in these parts. Not even at Walmart or Waffle House.

'Tis a mystery it tis.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (Kyh8Y)

91 All sharks, no jets?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

92 No, I think they should have these youth centers/fight clubs. Everybody goes in, one gets to walk out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (n5tGW)

93 Good luck finding the parents. Mom's in a crack house. Dad went out for milk 14 years ago. Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.
Posted by: rickb223

Am I the only one who's ever wondered where Beavis' family got the money for his braces?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)

94 81 How do you tell who is on what team. All dark colored hoodies. The friendly fire must be horrendous.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (WpmWK)

Oh no!
Anyway...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

95 feral .. federal

long hair, short hair.
What's the difference once the heads blowed off.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

96 I have to admit, "take Viagra at the airport so TSA has to touch your schlong" is a perversion that has never occurred to me before.
Posted by: Ian S.

I'm reading into your post. . . "But now that you mention it. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (Kyh8Y)

97
Am I the only one who's ever wondered where Beavis' family got the money for his braces?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)


Dentists have training facilities too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

98 I think the chicks should have jumped in there and started clawing people.

They have their own league.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

99 Move to places where they don't live.
Posted by: Boss Moss

That's my line!


Posted by: Zombie Scott Adams at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (JCZqz)

100 When whites flee crime ridden urban centers for the suburbs with better schools and services, that's "white flight" and it'sRACIST!
But, when whites move back into the urban centers, remodeling homes, improving neighborhoods and opening local businesses, that's "gentrification", and it's RACIST!
WTF?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (MNCvZ)

101 Shit, man.

Look at ALL the CANCER being cured in there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

102 They hit in Norfolk Virginia last night with flamethrowers in an area next to historic homes.

Posted by: LMD at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (hUI3V)

103 Isn't this the main plot point for everybody's favorite movie, Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo?

And whatever happened to midnight basketball, which may have been the most important thing to come out of the Peace Dividend during Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend's presidency.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (97jJP)

104 All sharks, no jets?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)


Makes sense.

NHL > NFL

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

105 ***Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers***

They are recycling an old Clinton idea, Night time Basketball; or was that Obaba?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (UPlzn)

106 They hit in Norfolk Virginia last night with flamethrowers in an area next to historic homes.
Posted by: LMD

Good Lord!

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

107 TSA on Viagra? I think a large portion of the TSA would find that quite titilating.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (594J6)

108 Yet AOC shrieks about "billionaires" from her mansion.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (2+v4V)

109 They are recycling an old Clinton idea, Night time Basketball; or was that Obaba?

Posted by: Braenyard

I remember Obama's thing being cowboy poetry.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

110 There have been a lot of scooter gangs in the news too recently. Riding around in big cities, vandalizing, doing drive by thefts and attacks. All on vespas, I imagine. Which ace is surprisingly silent about.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (3uBP9)

111 BREAKING:

Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Chipotle serves fried chicken?

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (UjdFS)

113 > How do you tell who is on what team. All dark colored hoodies. The friendly fire must be horrendous.

They do this intentionally in the hood. There are like five uniforms they'll all wear. When the cops get called over a yoot wearing a dark hoodie in the area of X, everybody matches the description and the yoot gets away. When the cops actually try to stop and interview a few of the yoots, the community organizers scream racism.

Ask any hood activist and they'll tell you racist cops use the phrase, "You matched the description" to harass innocent black people.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

114 Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (MNCvZ)

The least racist thing white people can do is die. It won't prove they're not racist of course, but at least it will stop any further racism from occurring.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (2+v4V)

115 111 BREAKING:

Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

I would have stayed out of it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (zPDww)

116 Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.
Posted by: rickb223

Not when Granny's 33 years old,

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)

117 The best part is, when the liberals over-react to the video, you have the raw material for the sequel.
Posted by: Stateless

It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (7ulVd)

118 Can I haz Jeanine Pirro on the SCOTUS?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (qBdHI)

119 I think it was the Dallas Morning News that went a whole article on the revival of a dying mall.
How shoppers and stores have returned and all that.

Barely mentioned was that it was due to a policy of no one under 18 unless accompanied by an adult.

And not mentioned at all was even a hint at the skin color of those previously unaccompanied youths.

Lots of stories in the Houston area of the formerly high-dollar Galleria shopping district not being safe after dark.
I'm sure you're at a loss as to why ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (73/SM)

120 Interesting to note that in the above video, with all the fists flying and chairs swung, no one get's laid out. Try harder, boys.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (QaH55)

121 47 Oingo Boingo was awesome!

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (EaLNz)

Danny Elfman found his schtick doing TV and film music, but I never really got the Oingos stuff. Were they great live? I never saw them.

Posted by: front toward enemy at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (TIizU)

122 Not when Granny's 33 years old,

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LOL, that's pretty accurate.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (qBdHI)

123 Midnight basketball was old man Bush's idea. Only an out of touch patrician could come up with something that stupid. Let's give yutes a reason for post game shootings

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

124
I would have stayed out of it...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (zPDww)


Lines have been drawn. He's once again trying to prove he's the kingmaker and the face of the party.

Look who's backing Cornyn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

125
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)

126 BREAKING:

Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

-----------------

Hugh Hewitt hardest hit ...

/GAME OVER DUDE!

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (+RVtD)

127 They all need the Clockwork Orange Special.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (w9Wax)

128 Ask any hood activist and they'll tell you racist cops use the phrase, "You matched the description" to harass innocent black people.
Posted by: bonhomme


Yeah. Ain't too many innocent hood rats out at 2:00 am.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (KtNj5)

129 The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons


Because Uncle Sugar keeps paying them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (KtNj5)

130 Well at least this was isolated to a Chipotle. You should see when they steal Dodge ScatPacks n Hellcats. Then they take over an entire intersection. At least they run each over other though. Makes for great video clips on social media and thins the herd on occasion.

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (IlL6s)

131 Yeah. Ain't too many innocent hood rats out at 2:00 am.
Posted by: rickb223

Only the ones coming back from Subway in the winter in Chicago.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

132
Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons



The price per head of fatherless kids outweighs actually disciplining and educating them, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

133 118 Can I haz Jeanine Pirro on the SCOTUS?
Posted by: Lady in Black

This is an area of bipartisan cooperation Trump can win on. The Dems are all about expanding SCOTUS, so it should be easy to add 4 seats of so and put her in one of the spots.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (JCZqz)

134 I have a solution, involving 2 teens entering, 1 teen leaving.

Posted by: Auntie Entity at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (0e5Te)

135 C'mon man. To be fair, Chipotle puts rice in their burritos. Rice?

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (qFwJc)

136 Restorative Justice, Innovating Justice Org (and others)

(Google or whatever Restorative Justice in the USA)

In part, Restorative justice in the U.S. shifts the focus of the justice system from traditional punishment to repairing the harm caused by crime. By bringing together victims, offenders, and community members in facilitated dialogues, it emphasizes accountability, healing, and reintegration rather than just incarceration.
Core Principles: Instead of asking "What law was broken and how should the offender be punished?, "restorative justice asks: Who was harmed? What are their needs?Whose obligation is it to meet those needs? It relies on five key elements of accountability: acknowledging responsibility, understanding the impact on others, expressing remorse, actively repairing the harm, and committing to not re-offending.

Began for youth, has moved to include adult offenders and victim support.

Huge in some states - such as Pennsylvania - and some cities - such as Philly - and in the collar counties.

"Studies indicate" Restorative Justice Programs reduce recidivism rates by an estimated 10% to 25% compared to traditional punitive methods. 😒

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (NFX2v)

137 I have a buddy who did two weeks in juvi for walking across the street from his house to the store at 10:15pm. Withing 50 meters of his house.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (594J6)

138 125
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)

Increased welfare money.

Posted by: I'm not even kidding at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)

139 Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.
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I would have stayed out of it...

That's what I said months ago because I figured that if he endorsed anybody, it would be Cornyn because he was trying to buy support for SAVE. But it's too late for that now. I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (vTZFs)

140 They need a swift kick in the balls.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (H8xAa)

141 It's all future tense.
We'll see.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (UPlzn)

142 C'mon man. To be fair, Chipotle puts rice in their burritos. Rice?
Posted by: no one of any consequense

Don't they know that rice is for bananas?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

143 Is every Dumocrat idea just a new way to try old shit that already didn't work or got voted down?

I think it is.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (2+v4V)

144 Even the girls.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (H8xAa)

145 Flamethrower vids? Please?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (WpmWK)

146 If we could only get Chipotle, Spirit Airlines and The Waffle House to merge.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (M0V4/)

147 Why do they think it's up to the taxpayers to fund teen entertainment? (I know that answer) But f that. Entertain yourself legally or go to a detention center and see how bored you are sitting in a jail cell. It's not about entertainment anyway, it's about destruction.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (n5tGW)

148 Said this the other day but I used to have a visceral reaction to the phrase "chimping out" as racist and demeaning. Then we see video after video of this kind of savage, animalistic behavior complete with flinging, hooting and grunting. Just like lower-order simians. They are pushing the limits of my resolve.
--
So, uh--and I'm not even sure on this--but the whole Chud the Builder may have a "you monsters created that monster" backstory.
Something about a road rage incident, unsure who precipitated.
But he dropped the N on a black woman.

And from the local BLM has hounded him out of every job.
Even self-employed.
Which is suggested is why he went the racist shock-jock social media route.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (73/SM)

149 The teens are acting our of despair that their computer engineering careers could be derailed by AI.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (GPa4z)

150
That's what I said months ago because I figured that if he endorsed anybody, it would be Cornyn because he was trying to buy support for SAVE. But it's too late for that now. I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (vTZFs)


I get 2 mailers. Ken Paxton failed because of some child trafficking thing and Cornyn is anti-Trump.

Neither mailer comes from the candidates themselves. PAC's are running this race.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Trump Endorses Ken Paxton For Texas Senate

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

152 Must make some pepperoni scrambled eggs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)

I'd try it, but won't it be super salty?

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

153 Well, I know who doesn't read the comments.


But we knew that already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)

Parents have been tried and convicted for the gun crimes of their children.

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Kdi1r)

155 Cornyn delenda est. He's running a boat-load of anti-Paxton ads, which are the stupidest libels imaginable.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (cWffP)

156 @136 we have a Restorative Justice center about a mile from my house. Try and get any info out of them about recidivism and they say they can't get it because of privacy. The studies I've seen use half assed methodology and ignores a lot of underage yute crime

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (gu0hJ)

157 The NAACP is calling on Black athletes and fans to boycott the athletic programs of public universities in states that are taking steps that the nation's oldest civil rights group says are restricting Black voting rights. The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott, arguing that the athletic programs of those states' flagship universities are especially reliant on Black athletic talent and should protect Black political interests.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

158 Every R pol in GA is going crazy to try to prove they are the biggest MAGA Trump love buddy that has ever been. Even those who are demonstrably not, who actively fought against Trump in '20.

Lots of lying and shenanigans. Trump, for his part, has only actively endorsed a few spots in the primary. Stayed out of a lot. Unless you are already familiar with the names, you have to really dig into it to determine who the rats are.

The GOPe's technique is to thrive in obscurity.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (3uBP9)

159 Cornyn delenda est. He's running a boat-load of anti-Paxton ads, which are the stupidest libels imaginable.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (cWffP)


He's literally kidnapping your kids, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Here's another complete mystery to readers of the Dallas Morning News:

Why Highland Park withdrew from DART.

LOL, why indeed.

It has to be because they are just racist rich whites ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (73/SM)

161 Whatever you do, do not use the phrase "Chimp Out".

Posted by: Operator Error at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (03Cyy)

162 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)

Parents have been tried and convicted for the gun crimes of their children.

That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Somebody earlier today noted that the mother of one of those kids who shot up the mosque in San Diego could be looking at a long stretch in prison for failing to secure her guns.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

163 >>> I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.
Posted by: Oddbob
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He's being so bloated with DC and Bushmoney that logic and rational thought are out the window. - > Louie Gohmert had a seat for life and heaps of respect but he gave it up to be a stalking horse for the Bush family against Paxton.
That's force.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (UPlzn)

164 Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?
Posted by: four seasons

Free money? I can't find the best video, where a single hood mom broke down all the benefits she gets, and why it's important to have as many different "baby daddies" as possible for maximum funding, but this lower IQ woman knows instinctively what to do:

https://tinyurl.com/7s8d4wzj

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (JCZqz)

165
Clearly, DC should not self-govern. Rescind that and put it back under direct federal control. Feral children in DC are not just taking over streets and restaurants, they are running the government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (VWtfl)

166 The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott, arguing that the athletic programs of those states' flagship universities are especially reliant on Black athletic talent and should protect Black political interests.
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)


Yes, because boycotting the only chance most of them have in getting SOME semblance of an education will work out soooooo well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

167 >The NAACP is calling on Black athletes and fans to boycott the athletic programs of public universities in states that are taking steps that the nation's oldest civil rights group says are restricting Black voting rights.


In the NIL era? Riiiiiight.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 12:52 PM (rJ48h)

168 135 C'mon man. To be fair, Chipotle puts rice in their burritos. Rice?
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (qFwJc)

Is that wrong? I've always had my burritos with rice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)

169 Well at least this was isolated to a Chipotle. You should see when they steal Dodge ScatPacks n Hellcats.

It's funnier when it's a non-stolen car at 29% interest, usually a base V6 with some go-fast stripes, and they try and run from the police, who *do* have the Hemi.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

170 Two months ago I was of the opinion that while Cornyn is a useless turd, Paxton is no great shakes in a variety of ways himself.

Now that I've seen the gutter trash campaign that Cornyn has been running here, I would cross a minefield to vote against him. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (oqH4h)

171 167 >The NAACP is calling on Black athletes and fans to boycott the athletic programs of public universities in states that are taking steps that the nation's oldest civil rights group says are restricting Black voting rights.



Riiight.. Those athletes are gonna get right on that... Any minute now......

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (zPDww)

172 I don't know about prosecuting the parents. I guess we don't have many options at this point.

Posted by: Max Power at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (q177U)

173 "Teen takeovers..." Aww, the little dears. But what else can we expect when they live in such "entertainment deserts" because oppression or something.

Just for reference, there were many times me and my teen friends didn't have anything to do. We never once brawled and rampaged like savage, feral animals. Other than the Reddidiots, I think most people acknowledge what's going on here and why.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (qBdHI)

174 Move to places where they don't live.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)

White people move in - Gentrification and racist.
White people move out - White flight and racist.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (Kdi1r)

175 I have an idea, I'm thinking of calling it "Thunderdome!"

Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (Dv3i1)

176 "Teen Takeovers" Are Now Common in Blue Cities; Media Begins Pushing Idea That Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers" They Can Fight In and Destroy Instead of Chipoltes

So the funny part of this - D&D or LotR orcs are not like this.

They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.

But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

177 Danny Elfman found his schtick doing TV and film music, but I never really got the Oingos stuff. Were they great live? I never saw them.
Posted by: front toward enemy

Yep. Awesome. They'd have a Halloween concert almost every year from like '87 to '95. They'd play some of the tv and movie stuff just for fun. Obviously they played NIghtmare Before Xmas after the movie was released. The audience knew every song and it was always a blast. Danny would pretend they were having a tech issue during setup changes and yodel among other hijinks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (diia5)

178
Is that wrong? I've always had my burritos with rice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)


Spanish rice on the side. Not white rice stuffed to the gills of a massive tortilla with 3 oz of meat, peppers and onions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

179 It was either Michigan or Wisconsin where both parents were prosecuted and found guilty of various crimes after their son shot up a school . The problem Pirro faces is she'll have to DNA test everyone in DC.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (gu0hJ)

180 White people move in - Gentrification and racist.
White people move out - White flight and racist.

It's all just demonization of white people. White people have a winning record against Communist totalitarianism, and that just won't do with what Davos has in mind for 2030.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

181 The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott
____

Oh no. Please. Don't do this. We beg you. We really mean it.

Posted by: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)

182 Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

Can't wait until this country is mostly Hispanic, Asian and Muslim, who have no allegiance or "white guilt" regarding blacks. That's gonna be good times for all.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (2+v4V)

183 White people move in - Gentrification and racist.
White people move out - White flight and racist.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? Shit, those pieces are white and black too!!!

Posted by: Wargames at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (JCZqz)

184 I'm already working on the movie version where the well-dressed young black bi-sexual teacher goes into the poverty stricken area to tame the feral whites kids acting like this.

She'll encourage the kids to embrace math, technology and literature and they'll use thise skills to put on a showcase featuring the universal works of Maya Angelou to save their under-funded school and bring the community together.

Hey, my kick-starter just hit $153,476!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)

185 Take the kids from this fight.

Give them a fair trial.

Then cane their asses Singapore style on live TV and broadcast it into every school in the DC area and require the students to watch.

Do this a few times and this sort of violence will just stop. No need to through them in prison. No expensive programs.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

186
I think we have feral people raising more feral people.

I don't see a solution to that problem.

If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

187 Draft them into the Legions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (WpmWK)

188 If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime./i]

IN the short term.

But people respond to incentives.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

189 For video of the flamethrower in Norfolk google WTKR flamethrower video. It was Sunday evening, not last night.

Posted by: LMD at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (hUI3V)

190 "Can I haz Jeanine Pirro on the SCOTUS?
Posted by: Lady in Black

Wiki says she is 74 ... we need to put in more youthful conservatives. Late 40's sounds right, if they have a solid conservative record.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (vbXSk)

191 I think we have feral people raising more feral people.

I don't see a solution to that problem.

If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)


"You get yours, honey."

- - - - - - Kumswala Harris, Former Vice President

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

192 >>>158 Every R pol in GA is going crazy to try to prove they are the biggest MAGA Trump love buddy that has ever been. Even those who are demonstrably not, who actively fought against Trump in '20.
---

I get a maibox full of slick political crap everyday.
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)

193 Goldfish swallowing?

Phonebooth stuffing?

Beach blanket bingo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (wVcYX)

194 But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?
Posted by: 18-1

Well, Warhammer 40K orks are technically sentient fungus, so that may change their perspective.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (JCZqz)

195 So the funny part of this - D&D or LotR orcs are not like this.

They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.

But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?

Related: the professor woman who wrote the "modern audience" translation of the Odyssey that they're using for the DEI movie said she knew instinctively that because the cyclops was described as a monster, that it meant he was black.

But remember, we're the racists, not her.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

196 Leave it to Beaver sermed calmer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (WpmWK)

197 186
I think we have feral people raising more feral people.

I don't see a solution to that problem.

If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

Short term, maybe. That's what jails are for.

Long term, you might actually get to build a society once you stop bribing people not to be crooks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (xcxpd)

198 The best bacon breakfast burrito in town comes from the south side of Cheyenne and they use rice. They tried switching to hash browns, but the rice is fantastic.

Their secret is their nice smokey green chili

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (l/++U)

199 If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons
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If we cut off the money some will go to work, others will go to jail. Free money is the biggest driver of cultural corruption in America today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (UPlzn)

200 You can skip the rice at chipolte, but I don't eat there anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)

201 125
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)

Not to mention, Planned Parenthood, et. al. having abortion clinics readily available. Liberal white women always cite the unfairness to women of color when arguing for Planned Parenthood. If only they used it, but no, it's the liberal white women who help them ply their trade.

I actually don't think it's as much that they have kids because they get paid for it. I think it's more that if they have kids, they will get paid, so what's the risk? They also want to have babies because they have little else in their lives. My theories. YMMV.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (QaH55)

202 Midnight basketball was old man Bush's idea.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Clinton's

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (FxH7T)

203 A Clockwork Orange was mostly peaceful. So was Akira.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

204 Well, Warhammer 40K orks are technically sentient fungus, so that may change their perspective.

And, IIRC, they produce spores when they die to create more greenskins (yes that's the term of art). And more of an orgy of violence they go out in the more spores.

The fantasy ones aren't fungus though they are just some other sentient mammalian (?) race.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

205 @195 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (gu0hJ)

206 I heard these youths were headed to the Y to play bingo, but the directions got fouled up somehow, and well, you know...

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZxPkt)

207 I just came home from voting in the primary runoff in Texas. To see Trump endorsed Paxton. Lololololololo!!!

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)

208 Restaurants are a scam. Bread rice and refied beans cost next to nothing. Eat your meat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (WpmWK)

209 Long term, you might actually get to build a society once you stop bribing people not to be crooks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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We're not paying them not to be crooks.
We're teaching them another form of larceny.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (UPlzn)

210 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Well, Homer was blind, so...

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

211 I think at a certain point, the parents become afraid of these youths.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)

212
Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (KtNj5)

____________

She's only 30!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (HdYcL)

213 How come “teens” are always black?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (1D2Ie)

214 @195 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

D'oh!

Posted by: Zombie Homer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (vTZFs)

215 How many taxpayers are footing the bills for these savages through Welfare and EBT?

I would say all of them.

Good luck finding any of their baby daddies.... Probably all long gone.

Posted by: ironwolf32 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (MO0/c)

216
Well, Homer was blind, so...
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)



So, everyone was black?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

217 A Clockwork Orange was mostly peaceful. So was Akira.

Every one focuses on McDowell and his actions.

But...I think the politicos are more interesting...

The do good priest that enables McDowell

The leftwing pols that let him out as long as it doesn't effect them personally.

And the rightwing pols free him to protect themselves from scandal.

It all sounds about right in the real world doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

218 A friend of mine driving home was delayed an hour and a half by a huge mob of teens in downtown Chicago.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (dDXqG)

219 We're not paying them not to be crooks.
We're teaching them another form of larceny.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (UPlzn)

It's "fire insurance".

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (594J6)

220 @202 it was passed under Clinton but it was one of old man Bush's Thousand points of light. Actually started in mid 80s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (gu0hJ)

221 205 @195 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

Homer watched a lot of Netflix, so yeah, he's seen them.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)

222 I'm Greek and I'm proud.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (WpmWK)

223 Late 40's sounds right, if they have a solid conservative record.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (vbXSk)

Right. The problem is they "grow" in office.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (2+v4V)

224 Take the kids from this fight.

Give them a fair trial.

Then cane their asses Singapore style on live TV and broadcast it into every school in the DC area and require the students to watch.

That won't solve things. Mass incarceration, El Salvador-style, however...

Combine it with Trump's deportation strategy. We have people racking up mass charges, repeated long prison sentences, or...if they renounce their citizenship, they can volunteer to move to an agreeing 3rd nation that the Feds pay a small stipend for dealing with them. The prisoner gets a free second shot away from us, and when they fuck up, the 3rd nation has full authority to deal with the situation, makes a profit, and the US saves money, too!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (JCZqz)

225 I think at a certain point, the parents become afraid of these youths.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)


My next door neighbors are black. The mom is a southern, large black woman. She had no qualms about grabbing a kid by the ear and dragging his ass when doing something wrong.

Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Mercoans can't swim.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (WpmWK)

227 A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
——-

In the 1980s and 1990s all the erudite pseudo-intellectuals in the rarified air of academe were livid that anyone with the means to do so - regardless of.skin color - were unassing the cities for the suburbs to escape dysfunction and crime. That’s just not “fair” you see.

Just a decade or two later, and up to the present you can see how they “fixed” the problem. They’ e even taken to importing especially unassimilated illegal aliens and sprinkling them far and wide around the country. By the millions. They are nothing if not relentless. Stupid yes, but persistent.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QPjUO)

228 Well, Homer was blind, so...
------
So, everyone was black?

You're all black cats in a coal bin to me.

Posted by: Zombie Homer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)

229 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

What are you people talking about? Carl Carlson is a black man. Uh, wait, uh, African American. Wait...uh...what am I supposed to say here? Uh, Marge uh, what am I supposed to call people who are not yellow like us?

DOH

Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

230 Police?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (WpmWK)

231 MY answer would be baseball bats and shotguns with bean bag rounds. Let the cops sort it out once you've quieted the situation by inflicting physical pain on the miscreants and laid them out on the ground.

And, no, I don't care that they might be minors.

Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (kU0PQ)

232 181 The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott
____

Oh no. Please. Don't do this. We beg you. We really mean it.

Posted by: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)


You mean where all the black people live?

https://tinyurl.com/yzsehwce

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (zFsEm)

233 I believe the correct term is Maryland Teen

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (2+v4V)

234 208 Restaurants are a scam. Bread rice and refied beans cost next to nothing. Eat your meat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (WpmWK)


eh, this is not wrong

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (VyBeY)

235 That Chipotle is near Nationals Park (and a block away from the Metro stop) and just a few blocks away from where I used to work in DC (300 M street). I knew a bunch of folks who worked in office buildings, and lived in apartments, within a block of that store.

Before the "urban renewal/gentrification" in the area the last 20 years it was nothing but shady nightclubs and literally The Projects. Sad to see it's falling backwards.

There's a local who's maintained a website chronicling the changes over the years, but stopped in 2022. It was fascinating to go through when I worked there. That Chipotle opened in 2018, after I left.

https://www.jdland.com/dc/index.cfm

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (gUs21)

236 Thumb typing csn be perilous.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (WpmWK)

237 Good luck finding any of their baby daddies.... Probably all long gone.

this is what 60 years of paying black women to have kids out of wedlock produces...according to LBJ we have another 140 years of this to enjoy /

Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (8uzBS)

238 That won't solve things. Mass incarceration, El Salvador-style, however...

In a sense, that's what we did in the 90s and 2000s. Three strikes laws took most of the criminals off the streets, not because of the crime for which they were charged, but it didn't matter. Most crime is committed by a small subset of the pop. Get them off the streets, and crime plummets. Release them, and mirabile dictu, it goes back up.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

239 I get a maibox full of slick political crap everyday.
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)

I'm coming to embrace the theory that if a candidate sends me mail I don't want to vote for them. Cornyn (hard no) and Mayes Middleton (apparently extremely deceitful in his campaign claims) are the only two who've sent anything. My theory is that those who send mailers are flush with GOPe cash and also living in the past.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

240 1989 book title: "Barbarians at the Gate"
2026 book title: "Barbarians inside the Gates"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (0KeBN)

241 Jeesh, it's in the 90s here. Yuck. And it's only May.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

242 They are nothing if not relentless. Stupid yes, but persistent.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QPjUO)

What's stupid about turning every single place into a miserable city, an environment that appears to create a ton of leftard idiots by default.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (2+v4V)

243 First rule of Fight Club - there is no Fight Club.

Posted by: Momlady at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (rY+t/)

244
Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

_____________

We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)

245 I think I used to much pepperoni. Eggs were tre spicy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (WpmWK)

246 Cornyn (hard no) and Mayes Middleton (apparently extremely deceitful in his campaign claims) are the only two who've sent anything.



Middleton is deceitful and the other guy voted to impeach Paxton and spoke out against Trump.


Why can't we get candidates that DON'T suck?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

247 1989 book title: "Barbarians at the Gate"
2026 book title: "Barbarians inside the Gates"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (0KeBN)

2021 title: What fucking gate?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (2+v4V)

248 MY answer would be baseball bats and shotguns with bean bag rounds.

Maybe if you gave bats and shotguns to the thugs, the problem would work itself out. Melees aren't so much fun when they're for real.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)

249 Barky and the left have tried to solve the problem of white flight by putting Section 8 housing in the suburbs. Federal judges have been trying to help but Trump's HUD people aren't pushing it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (gu0hJ)

250 If you make sure your kid never learns to read properly, or advance academically in any way, the "Mom" can get SSI benefits for the little bastard to age 18. There are many ways to skin the taxpayers and Somalis are just the tip of the iceberg. Have read anecdotally, that "Moms" make children suck on lead fishing weights on the way to be tested for lead poisoning. The "Poverty Racket" is quite the grift. Putting effort into doing good things? Nah, that's no fun!

Posted by: Bumqueeshia at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)

251 A month or so ago Cincinnati police shut down a "street takeover" before it could really get going. They confiscated a bunch of cars and arrested a bunch of people. Apparently tying up Chief DEI Granny with her wrongful termination suit has let the rest of the department do some good work.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (jNPcH)

252 I heard these youths were headed to the Y to play bingo, but the directions got fouled up somehow, and well, you know...
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZxPkt)

That's the facts, Jack!

Posted by: Pvt. Winger at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)

253 My next door neighbors are black. The mom is a southern, large black woman. She had no qualms about grabbing a kid by the ear and dragging his ass when doing something wrong.

Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm old enough to remember when that was the norm for the black families I grew up around.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (VyBeY)

254 Three strikes laws took most of the criminals off the streets, not because of the crime for which they were charged

There is an interesting subset of this with sex crimes.

Like all other violent crime it is a tiny fraction of the population but they will keep doing it regularly when they are not in prison.

Now feminists will tell you "all men" are rapists. But if you put the 1% of men that are away rape will almost disappear. And here's where it gets interesting - if you suggest life imprisonment for any actual average rapist feminists will call you rayciss...but that or 3 strikes or any variant on long prison terms for real sex crimes would end the problem and feminists are not interested in solving the problem...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

255 90 degree forecast high. 85 currently. Still cold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (WpmWK)

256 How do you stop feral people?

You make examples of a few, that feral people will be taken out of society.

You try a few as adults and go for max sentence. Apparently, "Rondale" should be easy to find, b/c the girls knew him and called him out on video, so he's example #1. And then hit the girls for obstruction and max sentence if any deny knowing him and won't tell you where he is.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (tOcjL)

257 We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)


I'm Gen X. We went a LONG WAY of getting rid of that bullshit. In high school, it was mostly "Can you help the team win?" We played streetball (Not at midnight, most times) and got along just fine.

Then, Owebama got elected and all the work we'd done got blown away in hours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

258 MacDonalds is increasing building without sitdown areas to deal with this.

Forcing the animals to step up to Chipolte

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (wBaIH)

259
If I was one of these franchisees, I'd close down on the first incident. I'd use some creative way to publicize and shame the end of it.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (n7rxJ)

260 So, everyone was black?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM

And kung fu fighting, apparently.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (kgE5c)

261 Good luck finding any of their baby daddies.... Probably all long gone.

Posted by: ironwolf32 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (MO0/c)

----------------

Just imagine the Genealogical Family Tree descendants of NBA Players alone. /I denounce myself ...

I remember as a yute in the 70s seeing McLean Stevenson joking on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson:

"You know why when they do close-ups of professional football players on TV why they all say 'Hi Mom?'

Because if they said 'Hi Dad,' ten thousand guys in Detroit would all jump up and cheer ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (zdFj8)

262 I'm old enough to remember when that was the norm for the black families I grew up around.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Me too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

263
We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.

Let's not kid ourselves, though. If criminal behavior is associated strongly enough with an identifiable group, e.g. blacks, people start to just assume they're all or mostly criminal. Those who say otherwise are lying. It has a foundation in fact, but obviously is unfair to those who aren't criminals.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

264 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

Problem is I don't want mail, I don't want a call, I don't want an email, a text, a TikTok, a YouTube or anything else. I will figure out on my own who to vote for.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (2+v4V)

265 Related: the professor woman who wrote the "modern audience" translation of the Odyssey that they're using for the DEI movie said she knew instinctively that because the cyclops was described as a monster, that it meant he was black.

But remember, we're the racists, not her.
Posted by: Ian S
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Sexually repressed she is, he first thoughts of the One Eyed Monster (we know what that is) was a big black man.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (UPlzn)

266
60 years ago Daniel Patrick Moynihan thought the 25% black illegitimacy rate was catastrophic. Now it's almost 80%.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (HdYcL)

267 I'm Greek and I'm proud.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (WpmWK)

Your usual table, Mr. Papadopoulos?
- IYKYK

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (Kdi1r)

268 So many potential midnight basketball players that never found their way to the court.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (5yDGQ)

269 Isnt feral people an oxymoron?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (wBaIH)

270 Move to places where they don't live.

Then government will move people into your neighborhood to bring you the "blessings of diversity".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (jNPcH)

271 The perps were black males in hoodies. Common sense hoodie control. Mask wearing in public in VA is a felony.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (WpmWK)

272 So the funny part of this - D&D or LotR orcs are not like this.

They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.

But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)
---
D&D Orcs have their alignment as "Lawful Evil" which means by nature they prefer an ordered society, albeit one that's also exploitative.

So the real "Orcs" are the judges that use the law to let these "Yoots" run rampant.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (gnNyN)

273 Middleton is deceitful and the other guy voted to impeach Paxton and spoke out against Trump.

1. Paxton fired his top assistant Roy from his staff.
2. Paxton endorsed Middleton.

Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (8uzBS)

274 I stay away from Chipotles because they chop up their food too much. Too much surface area for intestinal invasions.

And the rioters.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (D1E+2)

275 and feminists are not interested in solving the problem...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

It's not about the nail.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (wVcYX)

276 Maybe start removing any welfare benefits of the immediate family that might be associated with the arrested "yute." Oh, your mom is on welfare and you got arrested for being a turd? Bye-bye benefits.

Posted by: P I Staker at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (gGi+G)

277 that because the cyclops was described as a monster, that it meant he was black.

Every incarnation I can think of of cyclops - from the old Sinbad movies to D&D and on have them with a mediterrian skin tone which...actually makes perfect sense based on their origin and where they are supposed to live

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

278 I'm Greek and I'm proud.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM

*Hellenic fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (kgE5c)

279
1. Paxton fired his top assistant Roy from his staff.
2. Paxton endorsed Middleton.
Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (8uzBS)


Well there you go.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

280 271 The perps were black males in hoodies. Common sense hoodie control. Mask wearing in public in VA is a felony.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (WpmWK)

Navy Yard isn't in VA.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)

281 The controversial legal case, where parents were held accountable for the child's act of manslaughter

The groundbreaking legal case where parents were held criminally accountable for their child's actions is the conviction of James and Jennifer Crumbley. In 2024, a Michigan jury found them guilty of involuntary manslaughter for the 2021 mass shooting committed by their 15-year-old son at Oxford High School, marking the first time parents were held criminally responsible for a child's mass school shooting

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (fn8sn)

282 90 degree forecast high. 85 currently. Still cold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (WpmWK)

We're under a frost advisory. In late May.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye forever at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (Wt5PA)

283 Two words. Midnight Basketball.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (/HtJF)

284 There was a time when the right would suggest that military style camps for these future scholars would be the best answer. Now, considering who would end up being the camp counselors and instructors, that answer is no longer optimal. They'd end up becoming full-blown Red Guard production lines.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (diia5)

285
Bulg,

37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)

286 AOC has gone to Alabama to speak at some Dem rallies. You have to hear it to believe how brain-dead it is. She may be approaching Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)

287 37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)


Blech.......


87 here and rain in the area with a front pushing through.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Bulg,

37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons


I think that 90s in May and 30s in May are equally ridiculous.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

289 263 blacks are increasingly saying that tne majoriry of their community is feral; an 80/20 split, in fact

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (wBaIH)

290 Bulg,

37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM

95 here in MA, 90 tomorrow, and 60s the rest of the week. Mother nature is bipolar and off her meds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (kgE5c)

291 AOC has gone to Alabama to speak at some Dem rallies. You have to hear it to believe how brain-dead it is. She may be approaching Peak Stupid.
Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)


Her base is peak stupid, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Sandy from Yorktown Heights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (WpmWK)

293 60 years ago Daniel Patrick Moynihan thought the 25% black illegitimacy rate was catastrophic. Now it's almost 80%.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (HdYcL)

A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (iERP6)

294 Automatic door locks. Staff and non involved customers out the back and lock the door.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (5P5DO)

295 around 2034 the number 65 and greater year olds exceeds 18 and lesser year olds, what gets cut first, welfare or social security?

Posted by: EzE at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (pxzPN)

296 Automatic door locks. Staff and non involved customers out the back and lock the door.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (5P5DO)


Then gas the place to knock them all cold, wait for the smoke to clear, then arrest them all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

297 The leftist media sold a vote for Obama as the End of Racism. (Bet those articles are impossible to find now.)

Then they turned around and used him to attack all their "enemies", break all the rules, and generally be an insulting degrading POS, defiling the country and office. Any objection to said attacks was proof racism was not only alive, it was worse than ever.

That purposeful procession was many people's first exposure to what the Left is and how it works. Before that they were just idiots in pink blocking soldiers or "arresting" Dick Cheney.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (2+v4V)

298
A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (iERP6)

____________

Another drunken Mick. He'd talk sense occasionally but never strayed an angstrom from the Democratic party line. In the end, a coward.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (HdYcL)

299 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)

300 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

301 A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

LBJ and other members of his cabinet pretty much shunned him for his views on black America until he changed his tune.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

302 Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year.

???

Say what?

This has been going on since the mid-2010s, at least. It started with the rise of smartphones ca. 2008/9, then accelerated in the mid twenty-teens, and by now it's just standard weekend behavior for "rowdy teens."

At least it has been this way in the SF Bay Area, and I presume many other cities as well.

The only difference is that people are connecting the dots, and realizing it happens nationwide, not just in their own particular town.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)

303 @293 CBD, when asked why he couldn't get rid of the programs which caused the problems, he said " because my big Irish heart won't let me". Have another drink Danny boy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (gu0hJ)

304 239 I get a maibox full of slick political crap everyday.
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)

----

It's not so bad that the one candidate keeps sending you mail. It's that they SELL your name and address to who knows how many organizations, and they all send you mail

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (ZPsSk)

305 Sponge, I had letting them kill each other in mind.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (5P5DO)

306 Another drunken Mick. He'd talk sense occasionally but never strayed an angstrom from the Democratic party line. In the end, a coward.

I lost all respect for him when he voted not to convict Clinton.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

307 Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)

You are not her audience.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (2+v4V)

308 Hell, send in some Pagans or Vatos and tell 'em "Open Season".

Little fuckers will scatter like confetti on Rip Taylor's birthday.

Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Ot/FD)

309 STRICT LIABILITY!

If your teenager breaks curfew, skips school, uses drugs or alcohol, ignores court orders, or commits offenses like the attack at Chipotle, the law comes crashing down on you too!

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

310 234 208 Restaurants are a scam. Bread rice and refied beans cost next to nothing. Eat your meat.
..eh, this is not wrong

True. not by a longshot. Even as Los Angeles/SimiValley burns yet again, few really understand the negligence and true horror of the area.

SIMI VALLEY/Reactor Melted Down MANY times during the 60's/70's in a way that *IS*/*WAS* worse than Chernobyl because this one was crewed by a real life boeing/HomerSimpson and operated by a perfectly-named equivalend of MrBurns.

Boeing was FINALLY ordered to remediate the residual radiation to background levels -- MrBurns agreed.

Guess what? a week after they removed the fire equipment on site, the Woolsey fire ignited and did infact remediate the residual radiation to background levels by distributing it *everywhere*.

https://www.inthedarkofthevalley.com/

As mouthy LIBs continue to prance, sing and carp for your cheesecake LIB BASSholes and firestarting BASTtards have gotten away with murder for decades... on this time the victim could be you

We'll actually have to work very hard to kill as many people in the 21st century. What's the difference? This time, you think the victim could be you-Clinton'07

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (OyC6z)

311 You might think that Barky would get out there and do something to encourage good behavior.

But you would be wrong.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (oafeN)

312 It's hard not to embrace stereotypes when certain sections of society keep behaving stereotypically.

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)

313 Swivel War is coming. This is the pre-1917 communist playbook.

Posted by: The Dog at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (XodLO)

314 Sometimes, like this, the only solution is the last one you'd like to employ. But it becomes the only one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (jehhT)

315 [iHell, send in some Pagans or Vatos and tell 'em "Open Season".
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM

Did you mean Vagos?

Posted by: Wesley "Tiny" Crusher at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)

316 Also, if Pirro thinks she's going to get some of these parents on the hook for the yutes' behavior, she is dreaming.

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

317 Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (2+v4V)

Same. A local organization sent around a voter's guide, which I appreciate. First time I've gotten one since moving to TX.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (lFFaq)

318 Da Nang me! Da Nang me!
They ought to take a rope and hang me!

Richard Blumenthal
@SenBlumenthal
I’m demanding an IG investigation because Kash Patel has put the nation’s security at risk when he has been intoxicated & unreachable & deceptively, manipulated key FBI statistics. He’s making our nation less safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (/HtJF)

319 Nood Ken Paxton

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Kdi1r)

320 316 Also, if Pirro thinks she's going to get some of these parents on the hook for the yutes' behavior, she is dreaming. Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

Just the threat, and the hassle, is better than standing around and watching it happen.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (eloIc)

321 Unfortunately it’s not just black or Hispanic teens. Note San Diego.

Posted by: epador at May 19, 2026 02:02 PM (TRnzq)

322 the dad's of these feral thugs are just sperm drones, likely in prison or too busy selling drugs. Mom's are on the gov't take.
result of years of Democrat city rule.

Posted by: gov'theretohelp at May 19, 2026 02:26 PM (x0hD2)

323 So Midnight Basketball DIDN'T work?

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (dFG8E)

324 But this will?

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (dFG8E)

325 Tribals Raids vs Take Overs

Is there a difference?

Posted by: mossomo at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (mttHV)

326 I have the perfect solution

Let them riot INSIDE the news studios and take care of 2 problems at once

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (61TgR)

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