The All-Encompassing Naïveté of The True Believers

Nicholas Kristof is entirely unimportant. His laughable article claiming that Israel uses trained dogs to sexually assault Palestinian prisoners is clownish and will disappear without a trace, except for a small group of rabid Jew-haters who will dredge it up occasionally, even though it has been thoroughly debunked.

He is a reliable leftist who has spent his entire professional life cultivating an air of moral superiority, coupled with the arrogance to claim that he is in fact detached...merely an observer of the human condition.

He is unimportant because there are thousands of people exactly like him who produce a fungible product for their media masters. One ardent progressive's article about [fill in the blank] is functionally and stylistically identical to the next. Whether it is Palestine or Global Warming or EVs or clean water or racism in American policing; the stories are all the same blend of pseudo-intellectual rigor combined with hyper-emotional rhetoric designed to do one thing...sway the reader toward the progressive cant.

And they reek of that moral superiority and smugness that is so, so grating to the observant consumer. But it is mostly honest and heartfelt. Sure, some of these progressive drones pumping out identical articles about X or Y or Z are in it for the influence they believe they can exert on the body politic to sway them, and their manipulation of reality is entirely intentional.

But Kristof is almost certainly an earnest and honest reporter. That he is an ignorant fool without any understanding of the human condition is secondary to his feeling that his reporting is absolutely correct on his elevated moral plane, even if that pesky thing called "fact-checking" is conspicuously absent. Is he an anti-semite? Maybe? But he is certainly a fool.

No...the blame for that ridiculous but politically expedient article lies with the senior management of the New York Times, who knew quite well that the article was mostly nonsense...but published it anyway!

And why? Because they have a carefully constructed and longstanding policy of antagonism toward Israel and traditional Judaism. They also have a curated list of other causes that they support, including socialism. And that goes back a very long way. The editors of the New York Times were aware of Stalin's systematic starvation and murder of millions of Ukrainians in 1932-1933, yet they chose to ignore it because it guaranteed them access to Soviet leadership, and it furthered the cause of world socialism. Walter Duranty, the correspondent, was a useful idiot in the process.

So the next time the NYT or the WaPo or any number of reliably leftist rags and media outlets publishes such a rank and obvious propaganda piece; don't blame the writer or talking head. He may very well be complicit, but it is also likely that he is an ignorant, poorly educated, insular knucklehead who simply doesn't know enough to have an educated opinion on anything other than ketchup or mustard on a hot dog.

Blame the media bosses who have a plan, and execute it very well.

Posted by: CBD at 11:50 AM

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1 Kristof's dad was an actual Nazi

like, German army in WW2 Nazi

Posted by: just saying at May 24, 2026 11:51 AM (HglFn)

2 Morn' all

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 11:51 AM (7tT0W)

3 The defining characteristic of a Progressive is sanctimony.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 24, 2026 11:54 AM (NcvvS)

4 Good morning horde
Wait, looks at clock,
What the Hell is this doing here?

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 11:54 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Because they have a carefully constructed and longstanding policy of antagonism toward Israel and traditional Judaism. They also have a curated list of other causes that they support, including socialism.

I think they support socialism to destroy faith as there can be no faith other than Big Govt.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 24, 2026 11:59 AM (/+uur)

6 Julius Streicher, publisher of you-know-who's Der Stürmer was hung at Nuremberg.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)

7 Not sure about that "honest reporter" part...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 24, 2026 12:01 PM (XMwZJ)

8 To be clear.

The leftist 'blowback' to the dogrape article is not because Kristof unquestionably related laughably false propaganda that hurt both his and the NYT reputation (what little there is left).

No, leftist blowback is because they think he wrote BADLY and didn't PROPERLY make the case for the fact that they all know DA JOOS are using dogs to rape those poor innocent Palestinians, why didn't Kristof do a better job of writing about 'the truth'!

This is what leftists actually believe.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 24, 2026 12:01 PM (setIA)

9 Hey, I have a PULITZER!

Posted by: Nick Kristof at May 24, 2026 12:02 PM (u/oMr)

10 Read from a number of people who say from experts on dogs its impossible to teach them that. But no lie is out of the question to spread enough to believe.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Speaking of true believers - Fox Liberal Sunday had Hugh Hewit and a small dwindling host of GOPe true believers with the sadz...that Trump is a thug and he done done Cornyn dirty - it's a surety that now a lift-wing liberal whackadoo democrat will get elected in Texas and take Cornyn place! Oh my!

Yeah, no - because as Kristoff, has shown nothing is more pathetic than the foolish true believer.

Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2026 12:04 PM (j10i6)

12 9 Hey, I have a PULITZER!
Posted by: Nick Kristof at May 24, 2026 12:02 PM (u/oMr)

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And WE have Nobel Peace Prizes!

Posted by: Yasser Arafat and Barry Soetoro at May 24, 2026 12:04 PM (Ucgf4)

13 Endless blood libels.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 24, 2026 12:05 PM (8schn)

14 Good afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 12:07 PM (Ia/+0)

15 11 Speaking of true believers - Fox Liberal Sunday had Hugh Hewit and a small dwindling host of GOPe true believers with the sadz...that Trump is a thug and he done done Cornyn dirty - it's a surety that now a lift-wing liberal whackadoo democrat will get elected in Texas and take Cornyn place! Oh my!

It would have been better if Trump hadn't weighed in on this race...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 12:09 PM (7tT0W)

16
insular knucklehead who simply doesn't know enough to have an educated opinion on anything other than ketchup or mustard on a hot dog.

Until that fateful sentence you were doing fine CBD, but-

that you even considered the application of ketchup to a hot dog to be a valid position means that you too are an insular knucklehead and a tool of Big Ketchup!

Terrible stirred Manhattans have addled your brain.

Good day, sir!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2026 12:10 PM (iJfKG)

17 How many print reporters and especially print columnists and editors are failed or wanna-be novelists, playwrights, or screen writers? This could be fascinating to know.

Posted by: Gref at May 24, 2026 12:11 PM (5rh/l)

18 Kristoff is either stupid or an antisemite. It’s quite possible he’s both. Stupid is believes what he wrote; antisemite if he’s knows it’s obvious BS but went ahead anyway

His bosses are bad people; so is he

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2026 12:11 PM (26GAh)

19 The NYT just published a lengthy response to "our questions" about Kristof's column. Think they owned up to their mistakes? Quite the opposite.
Here are just SOME of the ways this response by Kristof and @katiekings is disgusting.
And yes, they double down on the dog rape

https://tinyurl.com/4apmycbj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ndZc7)

20 what naturalfake said about ketchup. yuch

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at May 24, 2026 12:12 PM (FWYVY)

21 This could be fascinating to know.
Posted by: Gref at May 24, 2026 12:11 PM (5rh/l)

All of them.

Posted by: Reforger at May 24, 2026 12:12 PM (594J6)

22 Its Marxism Propaganda, nothing else to spread

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 12:13 PM (Ia/+0)

23 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I put ketchup on hotdogs: but when I became a man, I put mustard on hotdogs — Long lost version of I Corinthians 13

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2026 12:14 PM (26GAh)

24 How can someone as spectacularly stupid, or foolish, get such a prominent platform? Does he have a gift for saying stupid things well?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 24, 2026 12:15 PM (wBzSI)

25 Cry Churban! and let slip the rape dogs of war!

Posted by: Temu Shakespeare at May 24, 2026 12:15 PM (J4Dwc)

26 The defining characteristic of a Progressive is sanctimony.
Posted by: Nazdar
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True. Let's put it into words:

"Sanctimony refers to a self-righteousness or assumed moral superiority that often involves judging others harshly"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 12:16 PM (XeU6L)

27 I don't believe Kristof is honest.
Every aware person knows that Palestinians exaggerate their casualties and stage their victimhood, so even if there are real victims among them their claims need to be treated with caution.
Kristof cannot be so naive, otherwise he would never have made it as a reporter, back in the day.

Posted by: PG at May 24, 2026 12:17 PM (Q4aSA)

28 I had a Golden Lab that would “rape” your leg sometimes. He wasn’t trained to do that nor was he an anti-Semite.

Posted by: JROD at May 24, 2026 12:17 PM (5LUfU)

29 Rumors of what a peace deal might look like.

Patrick Bet-David
@patrickbetdavid
There is a lot of noise surrounding the potential US/Iran deal.
Here’s what the rumors are so far:
- Iran has agreed to give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium. Iran currently has 400 kg of highly enriched uranium. Enough for 11 nuclear bombs.
- The US would begin a phased unfreezing of Iran’s $6b to $30b in cash.
- The Strait of Hormuz will open up.- Iran won’t charge a penny for ships to pass through. No $2m toll fee.
- The US agrees to relieve some of the sanctions.
- War ENDS on all fronts with Lebanon.
- US forces near Iran to withdraw.
- 30 to 60 days to finalize the nuclear deal.
If true, that’s a massive victory for the President.
Here are the winners and losers.

(Continued at link)

https://tinyurl.com/43mwhj62

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)

30 *I don't believe Kristof is honest.*
+++
Hey, but he got your mouse click and page view.
That's all that counts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)

31 How can someone as spectacularly stupid, or foolish, get such a prominent platform? Does he have a gift for saying stupid things well?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Consider Kamala Harris...or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 12:19 PM (XeU6L)

32 Morning, CBD and Horde folks.

Taking a cool water break after replacing three deck boards in the roof. Next step: tar paper. About three sheets of that, and we are done for the day. Tomorrow morning, shingles, and the job is done. Working 7 AM to 10 AM, before it gets too hot up there. Part of the time, the tall palm tree throws some shade right where it is needed most.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)

33 Fox Liberal Sunday had Hugh Hewit and a small dwindling host of GOPe true believers with the sadz...

Can't stand that guy...his voice is enough to make me shoot my radio. He is a lover of George Will and probably washes George's bow ties for him among other things.

Posted by: The 80's Called And They Want Hugh Back at May 24, 2026 12:19 PM (OoF9t)

34 Here are the winners and losers.

The losers are the Iranian resistance who will continue to be executed

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 12:20 PM (7tT0W)

35 Is there a newspaper remaining that ISN'T leftist crapola? Can't think of one, certainly not in any city. The New York Daily Noooz still has its moments but they are rare. The Times, WaPo, Trib, etc., aren't worth glancing at at the store let alone spending money for. I used to get a Sunday Post once in a while just to have something when cleaning fish or potting up house plants. Can't bring myself to do that anymore. Bought a roll of news print paper for those chores. And I can use it for practice sketching as well.

I find the most timely and accurate news here on Ace. Seriously.

Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2026 12:22 PM (yTvNw)

36
I find the most timely and accurate news here on Ace. Seriously.
Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2026 12:22 PM (yTvNw)

Me too....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 12:22 PM (7tT0W)

37 I believe printing the Kristof libel on the day before the Israeli report about 10/7 was released was not coincidence.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:23 PM (RCjYY)

38 I first time I ever heard of Hugh Hewitt he was on PBS in California. You cannot get any more RINO than that….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2026 12:23 PM (26GAh)

39 Hey, I have a PULITZER!
Posted by: Nick Kristof
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Hey, I got one too!

Posted by: Walter Duranty at May 24, 2026 12:24 PM (XeU6L)

40 28 I had a Golden Lab that would “rape” your leg sometimes. He wasn’t trained to do that nor was he an anti-Semite.
Posted by: JROD at May 24, 2026 12:17 PM (5LUfU)

Hes got a little Mississippi leg hound in him

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 24, 2026 12:24 PM (/+uur)

41 I find the most timely and accurate news here on Ace. Seriously.
Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2026 12:22 PM (yTvNw)

It is amazing that even 51%+ Fox articles have at least 1 PDT ding even about positive news.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 24, 2026 12:25 PM (/+uur)

42
Is there a newspaper remaining that ISN'T leftist crapola?

GRIT

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2026 12:25 PM (Cqx++)

43 National Anthem at INDY

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 24, 2026 12:26 PM (/+uur)

44 Fox Liberal Sunday had Hugh Hewit and a small dwindling host of GOPe true believers with the sadz...

Can't stand that guy...his voice is enough to make me shoot my radio. He is a lover of George Will and probably washes George's bow ties for him among other things.
Posted by: The 80's Called And They Want Hugh Back at May 24, 2026 12:19 PM (OoF9t)

I can still tolerate Hewitt in small doses. He shared my opinion of John McCain during that fateful primary. He also was an early critic of the GOP open border policy. Lastly, he opposed the Harriet Mier Supreme Court nomination, wherein we got Justice Alito eventually. Not a bad record for a RINO...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 24, 2026 12:27 PM (nbLIj)

45 About three sheets of that, and we are done for the day. Tomorrow morning, shingles, and the job is done. Working 7 AM to 10 AM, before it gets too hot up there. Part of the time, the tall palm tree throws some shade right where it is needed most.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot, you wish your tired feet were fireproof...

Posted by: The Drifters at May 24, 2026 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

46 41

RE: FOX News

I've been noticing that too. It's a recent development.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:28 PM (RCjYY)

47 The Left pushes ideas that have to be disproven to their standards. Until then, what they say is true and even if they agree that an idea is disproven, the idea is not a lie or false, merely forgotten.

Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:28 PM (dwe6n)

48
National Anthem at INDY

Orange smoke. It's a new pope.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

49 I find the most timely and accurate news here on Ace. Seriously.
——

You answered your own question. The people are the Media now.

And the long established former monopolists don’t like that one bit.

Communication is key. It used to be if something wasn’t reported, it didn’t happen. That was rather the idea, actually.

So everyone was kept isolated and in the dark. Today, if something happens in Portland or Atlanta or St. Paul, we can find out in real time.

And compare notes. Name names. And the same ones sure do pop up a lot.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 24, 2026 12:29 PM (FaOSD)

50 41

RE: FOX News

I've been noticing that too. It's a recent development.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:28 PM (RCjYY)

Lachlan & Sarah Murdoch

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2026 12:32 PM (TqDYN)

51
This sort of thing has been going on at least since John Reed was sucking Lenin's testicles in print.

Lately, a majority of these anti-Joo and anti-Trump internet articles are produced as fodder for news aggregators. No single article is meant to be convincing, but when there are 30-40 articles are churned out on the intertubes saying that the Joos are bad, the idea is to plant the seed in people's minds that where there's smoke, there must be fire.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2026 12:33 PM (y9nCu)

52
RE: FOX News

I've been noticing that too. It's a recent development.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:28 PM (RCjYY)

Trump put all the patriotic Fox celebs in his Administration... .... Just kidding... But maybe not

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 12:34 PM (7tT0W)

53 The losers are the Iranian resistance who will continue to be executed
Posted by: It's me donna

Yup.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 12:35 PM (ndZc7)

54 I believe printing the Kristof libel on the day before the Israeli report about 10/7 was released was not coincidence.

Absolutely. It was an op.

After centuries, you'd think they'd run out of blood libels to invent, but Jewish rape dogs is definitely a new one.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 24, 2026 12:35 PM (cJ3h6)

55 The Israelis also make matzoh ball soup with the blood of Palestinian children.

Posted by: It's Good, But A Little Too Salty at May 24, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2)

56 Arsenal is 20 minutes from the title

Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:37 PM (1ZN8d)

57 CBD showing off his privilege with the fancy umlaut and doo-dads on the naivete headline. Privilege he purchased in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: With Shekels To Spare at May 24, 2026 12:39 PM (oftw2)

58 They certainly don't make money at it.

Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2026 12:40 PM (FhXTo)

59 If we weren’t putting Marines in Iran, there was no way dissidents would survive.
Biggest error of the war was the assumption that the regime would fall.

Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:40 PM (1ZN8d)

60 Kristof was so arrogant that he ran for governor of Oregon in 2022, despite there being a three-year residency requirement to run for governor.

Kristof claimed that he had moved to Oregon three years prior, but he kept voting in New York elections.

Kristof and his attorneys said that he "grew up in the state" and "owns a farm there".

Translation: he's a member of the Media Elite, and shouldn't be bound by the rules that should only apply to the peasantry.

The Oregon supreme court did not find Kristof's argument to be pervasive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 24, 2026 12:43 PM (cJ3h6)

61 And they reek of that moral superiority and smugness that is so, so grating to the observant consumer.

So...like HOA presidents.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

62 The comedy potential of a swarm of ankle humping chihuahuas chasing some Hamastani down the street is huge. Cue yakity-sax

Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2026 12:44 PM (FhXTo)

63 You're denying Kristof's agency. He had to know his dog rapes man story is false and wrong. Had to.

Kristof and useful idiots like him can force themselves to believe, like Winston Smith in Orwell's 1984, that O'Brien is holding up five fingers, not four, even though the actual truth in front of his face is four. Winston had the excuse that he was being horribly tortured and so willed himself to believe to make the torture stop. Kristof has no excuse. He buys the lie willingly. That's a moral choice, which makes Kristof culpable.

Posted by: troyriser at May 24, 2026 12:44 PM (v1M8F)

64 I hope, and assume, that Trump will keep all the military forces near Iran in place. The emerging deal is a truce, not a peace treaty.

I don't think the world believes that. But I bet Trump understands it.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:44 PM (RCjYY)

65 I am an HOA president, bub

Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:45 PM (1ZN8d)

66 Biggest error of the war was the assumption that the regime would fall.
——-

We’re all just on the outside looking in, with incomplete or inaccurate intelligence. There’s no telling what they “assumed” and unfortunately, sometimes action must be taken without any guarantees of success.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 24, 2026 12:46 PM (FaOSD)

67 X is divided over whether Trump's 'deal' is a masterstroke of statecraft or a blunder of epic proportion.

Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 12:47 PM (ZxPkt)

68 I am an HOA president, bub
Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:45 PM (1ZN8d)

Ha.
I was too, years ago.
No more.
We actually. have a good one here. He's a police captain. A good man and neighbor.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2026 12:48 PM (2WIwB)

69 Considering how much Pahlavi was on TV, it is not an egregious conclusion. I stopped watching Tousi early on and saw why the ette’s might continue. My overall expectations for the war were not close.

Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:48 PM (1ZN8d)

70 If the mullahs and the IRGC left in charge it's a failure.

Posted by: Reforger at May 24, 2026 12:49 PM (594J6)

71 I'm not sure who "assumed the regime would fall." Israel certainly did not. I don't recall reading anything reflecting that "assumption," as opposed to "one possible outcome among several."

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:49 PM (RCjYY)

72 >>X is divided over whether Trump's 'deal' is a masterstroke of statecraft or a blunder of epic proportion.

Imagine how heated it will be once the details are released and people can actually see what the deal contains!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2026 12:50 PM (viF8m)

73 Biggest error of the war was the assumption that the regime would fall.

——-
Back during the Gulf War, I thought we'd be welcomed as heroes because it is the natural state of man to yearn to be free. I guess for a substantial portion of men, they enjoy their chains.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

74 It's absolutely true. IDF referred to it as 'Operation Red Rocket.'

Posted by: Nicholas Kristof at May 24, 2026 12:50 PM (J4Dwc)

75 I was an HOA president too.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:51 PM (RCjYY)

76 73

A substantial proportion of men do not wish to be hanged.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 12:53 PM (RCjYY)

77 https://tinyurl.com/43mwhj62

A tweet about rumors? Really?

I invoke the 48 hour rule on any reports of "deals" with Iran and its regime. Maybe the details laid out in the tweet are true, and maybe they aren't.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 24, 2026 12:54 PM (GjEvj)

78 ...don't blame the writer or talking head. He may very well be complicit, but it is also likely that he is an ignorant, poorly educated, insular knucklehead who simply doesn't know enough to have an educated opinion on anything...

For years Mrs D.worked in the Communications Division of a large NW-based Defense and Aviation company (that will remain anonymous). In her job she worked daily with former media talking heads who had been hired to be part of the face of the company, and who would help craft their message. Some days she'd come home shaking her head at the absolute stupidity of these people. I met a couple. She wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2026 12:54 PM (2WIwB)

79 I was selected because I am a carpenter. My mother and I are also one of the few full time residents.
She told me what was afoot and that I should agree.

Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:54 PM (1ZN8d)

80 "Hey, but he got your mouse click and page view.
That's all that counts."
I haven't looked at the New York Times in many years.

Posted by: PG at May 24, 2026 12:55 PM (Q4aSA)

81 Yeah, looks like our pedo president is surrendering to Iran. He'd do anything to get out of his self-inflicted mess about now. He'd cannot remain in office.

Posted by: Sid at May 24, 2026 12:58 PM (+WQwn)

82 Whether Trump expected the regime to fall or merely hoped, is something we might learn later.
My interpretation of events was that collapse was plan A.
If Iran had not decided to blockade the Straight or attacked their neighbors, what would we have done?
Many things to haggle about.

Posted by: Accomack at May 24, 2026 12:59 PM (1ZN8d)

83
Trump described the document in question as a "memorandum of understanding." That's quite preliminary.

The Arab states in the region, plus Turkey, are involved. Pakistan is acting as an intermediary. I don't think Iraq was mentioned. Maybe it was and I missed it.

It appears that the Iranian people are not going to overthrow their government.

Except for Iraq, these are all Sunni-majority countries, and Iran is Shia. These countries are not friends of Iran. And Turkey sees Iran very much as a rival.

I don't know if this is brilliant diplomacy, or a fatal error in progress. I have no idea. I don't know if it is anticipated that Iran will violate any agreement and resumption of military strikes is anticipated.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 24, 2026 01:00 PM (azNOR)

84 deal? there's a "deal"?

"A tweet about rumors? Really?

I invoke the 48 hour rule on any reports of "deals" with Iran and its regime. Maybe the details laid out in the tweet are true, and maybe they aren't.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 24, 2026 12:54 PM (GjEvj)"

affirm.
48, maybe even 96 or 168

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 24, 2026 01:00 PM (VyBeY)

85 Gunshots Heard meme is alive on X

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 24, 2026 01:00 PM (/+uur)

86 I've already got my schtick to get half of the HOA residents to vote for me when I move into my moms place.
Driveway snow removal for the North facing houses.

Posted by: Reforger at May 24, 2026 01:00 PM (594J6)

87 Back during the Gulf War, I thought we'd be welcomed as heroes because it is the natural state of man to yearn to be free. I guess for a substantial portion of men, they enjoy their chains.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

By the third day of the ground war, we were heavy into planning on jumping the HQs deep into Iraq. (I was at the VII Corps HQs) The boss knew I had a background in middle east studies and he asked me about it. I told him we could easily beat the 1940 British record of getting from Basrah to Baghdad (30 days) but not to expect flag waving cheering crowds. We would not be seen as liberators.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2026 01:00 PM (2WIwB)

88 > X is divided over whether Trump's 'deal' is a masterstroke of statecraft or a blunder of epic proportion.

Imagine how heated it will be once the details are released and people can actually see what the deal contains!
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There's already disagreement on two purported US demands; opening Hormuz completely and forking over their Uranium stockpile. Two demands, IMO that are not negotiable.

I can't fathom a "deal" without either of those demands being met.

All of the other stuff? I'm sure it will be debated ad nauseum online and on the tube.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2026 01:01 PM (jehhT)

89 I was a member of our Property Owners Association Commision for three years. We did a good job, but the last 10 years or so the commission has been populated by younger people who have a 'vision'. God spare us from those who have a 'vision'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)

90
If the mullahs and the IRGC left in charge it's a failure.
Posted by: Reforger

===============

I thought we knew early on that that couldn't happen without a long, bloody ground war.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2026 01:02 PM (n7rxJ)

91 "I find the most timely and accurate news here on Ace. Seriously.

Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2026 12:22 PM (yTvNw)"

same

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 24, 2026 01:02 PM (VyBeY)

92 From Powerline, its Bob Dylan's 85th Birthday today

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:03 PM (Ia/+0)

93 81 is worse than Raimondo is/was. That's difficult to achieve.

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 01:04 PM (RCjYY)

94 Hmm. I guess Sid is home from Church.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:04 PM (XeU6L)

95 No nick kristof tried to put stephen hatfill in jail allowijg the real anthrax bomber to get away

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:05 PM (bXbFr)

96 From Powerline, its Bob Dylan's 85th Birthday today
Posted by: Skip
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"I can't see my reflection in the waters
I can't speak the sounds that show no pain
I can't hear the echo of my footsteps
Or can't remember the sound of my own name..."

Two things Robert; Hearing aids, glasses

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:07 PM (XeU6L)

97 It’s gonna be trailer-trash Ghoulash today. We’ll add some heat, a can of chipotle in adobo sauce, for a variation.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 24, 2026 01:07 PM (b9poi)

98 He was an arabist with a nazi father who the times sent to beijing and moscow as a lark

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:08 PM (bXbFr)

99 "I find the most timely and accurate news here on Ace. Seriously.

Posted by: JTB "

We strive for excellence.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 24, 2026 01:12 PM (vFG9F)

100 For some reason I thought Bob Dylan was dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:12 PM (IifvS)

101 Is there a newspaper remaining that ISN'T leftist crapola?

The Epoch Times:

https://www.theepochtimes.com/

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 24, 2026 01:13 PM (Qp8q1)

102 Lil Marco

"The IDEA that somehow this president, given everything he's already proven he's willing to do, is going to somehow agree to a deal that ultimately winds up putting Iran in a STRONGER position when it comes to nuclear ambitions is ABSURD!"

"That's just NOT going to happen."

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 24, 2026 01:14 PM (/+uur)

103 No that was jerry garcia

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:14 PM (bXbFr)

104 Kristoff's kink is being a zoophile and getting yiffed by a dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:15 PM (NyLLn)

105 3.38 per gallon in southern Indiana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:15 PM (IifvS)

106 And the dog is an Alsatian named Bruno.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:15 PM (NyLLn)

107 For some reason I thought Bob Dylan was dead.

Easy mistake to make.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2026 01:15 PM (vTZFs)

108 Anyone eeen the deal yet

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:16 PM (bXbFr)

109 Flipped through the news stations

Shrodinger's Peace Deal is undead. Apparently the last remaining, tiniest and most minor obstacle will be Iran's nuclear ambitions so this may be done by Tuesday!

MS NOW had a clip of Rubio....who IS amazing, saying there was a framework for a deal. I'm glass empty today so I think that's code for 'There's a framework to form the Committee that will form the rules that a newly formed Committee will then approve to initiate the working group to study the true possibilty of a Peace Deal."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 24, 2026 01:16 PM (Sco7b)

110 Bob Dylan does look like a zombie.

Easy mistake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:17 PM (NyLLn)

111 ... and a willing multitude of readers who, like Mulder, "want to believe".

Socialism is all their favorite fictional universe, unique in fiction in that there are places where you can go and experience the reality right now. If they were all just gibbering chuckleheads cosplaying their imagination in private it would be one thing, but they are actively trying to subject the real world to the horrors of their fantasy.

Posted by: banana Dream - tying things in to the book thread boss at May 24, 2026 01:17 PM (3uBP9)

112 Is he the worse Times chimp thats a tough call theres always michelle goldberg

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:18 PM (bXbFr)

113 Anyone eeen the deal yet
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:16 PM (bXbFr)

No, but i am absolutely convinced we are giving Iran nukes and 5 aircraft carriers and f-22s and Ivanka.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:18 PM (IifvS)

114 Gas been in $4.60s here for weeks

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)

115 "He is a reliable leftist who has spent his entire professional life cultivating an air of moral superiority, coupled with the arrogance to claim that he is in fact detached...merely an observer of the human condition."

Well tell JAFO* then to sit down, shut up, and just observe, because that's about all he's good for.

* Acronym used in the movie "Blue Thunder", 1983

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 24, 2026 01:19 PM (O7YUW)

116 That was sarcasm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:19 PM (IifvS)

117 Chris hedges used to be the worse but he thought the Times wasnt crazy enough

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:19 PM (bXbFr)

118 They want Ivanka
Will settle for Kathy Griffin
And get Lena Dunham

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:19 PM (NyLLn)

119 Before there can be a deal, they need to decide on carpeting and the shape of the conference table

then comes the headache of choosing a coffeemaker and microwave

Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 01:20 PM (ZxPkt)

120 Gas been in $4.60s here for weeks
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)

Seems to be that one truck stop. Next sign i saw 3.85.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:20 PM (IifvS)

121 I thought it was zany mad cap humor

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:20 PM (bXbFr)

122 "News from the peace tslks today. Negotiators have agreed on the height of the flag poles at the building where the talks will take place."

~ P.A. announcer at MASH 4077 compound

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2026 01:20 PM (2Ez/1)

123 Soon it will be just 'The Traveling Wilbury'.

Sorry...morbid humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)

124 Sorry...morbid humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)

He Wilbury the others.

Posted by: Reforger at May 24, 2026 01:22 PM (594J6)

125 Biggest error of the war was the assumption that the regime would fall.

——-
Back during the Gulf War, I thought we'd be welcomed as heroes because it is the natural state of man to yearn to be free. I guess for a substantial portion of men, they enjoy their chains.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

To mix topics, Trump is screwing the pooch if reports can be believed.

I find it hard to believe that Trump would do deal with Iran because any deal is worthless without regime change. The very notion is idiotic; I pray that’s not what he’s doing but all indications are that he is. Never shoulda stopped bombing…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2026 01:22 PM (Jehr5)

126
'There's a framework to form the Committee that will form the rules that a newly formed Committee will then approve to initiate the working group to study the true possibilty of a Peace Deal."
Posted by: Stateless

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And what happens in the meantime?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2026 01:22 PM (n7rxJ)

127 114 Gas been in $4.60s here for weeks
Posted by: Skip

$4.58 ten minutes ago. It's coming back down, again!
Ha.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 24, 2026 01:22 PM (NFX2v)

128
Lil Marco

"The IDEA that somehow this president, given everything he's already proven he's willing to do, is going to somehow agree to a deal that ultimately winds up putting Iran in a STRONGER position when it comes to nuclear ambitions is ABSURD!"

"That's just NOT going to happen."
Posted by: r hennigantx

===============

That's the thing. I have faith in Trump's appointees. I think Marco would sooner resign than leave that situation worse than we found it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

129 $3.90 - $4.10 here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:24 PM (XeU6L)

130 Speaking of morbid, what's the latest on the dead shooter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:25 PM (NyLLn)

131
That's the thing. I have faith in Trump's appointees. I think Marco would sooner resign than leave that situation worse than we found it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

I hope you're right... I find it hard to believe Trump would do otherwise ... Iran has a 53 million dollar bounty on Trump's head and a bounty on Ivanka...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 01:26 PM (7tT0W)

132 Speaking of morbid, what's the latest on the dead shooter?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Still dead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:27 PM (XeU6L)

133 On Google maps, find a Wawa on it and hit that location, will tell gas price on it

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:27 PM (Ia/+0)

134 130 Speaking of morbid, what's the latest on the dead shooter?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:25 PM (NyLLn)

Still dead.. Thought he was Jesus... Doubt he will be doing any rising...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 01:27 PM (7tT0W)

135 I see that John McCain's son has died at 66. How dare he interrupt his father's funeral!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2026 01:27 PM (qx7Zg)

136 Speaking of morbid, what's the latest on the dead shooter?

He's in stable condition.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2026 01:28 PM (vTZFs)

137 Speaking of morbid, what's the latest on the dead shooter?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:25 PM (NyLLn)

Waiting to see if he rises again. Call me doubting Thomas if you want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:29 PM (IifvS)

138 Kristof isn't a reliable leftist he is a provocateur. Jail is the least punishment he deserves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 24, 2026 01:30 PM (pRWl6)

139 Disgusting people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 24, 2026 01:30 PM (pRWl6)

140
He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 24, 2026 01:31 PM (2Ez/1)

141 Prognosis is, he won't recover? What a shame.
*plays tiny ukulele*

Was Brian Williams at the shooting by chance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:31 PM (NyLLn)

142 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Gas Buddy at May 24, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)

143 > Speaking of morbid, what's the latest on the dead shooter?
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he remains dead at this time

Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxPkt)

144 "if reports can be believed"

I think I see the problem ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 24, 2026 01:34 PM (VyBeY)

145 130 Speaking of morbid, what's the latest on the dead shooter?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Still dead, formerly as Mad as a Hatter, kept returning like a bad penny.
---
UK Guardian

In part, He was involuntarily committed on 26 June in 2025 for “obstructing vehicle entry” to part of the White House complex, the court documents said, and on 10 July of that year he was arrested for unlawful entry after multiple officers confronted him for ignoring warning signs and walking into a restricted area outside the White House.

(Nasire) Best claimed to be Jesus and said “that he wanted to get arrested”, according to the filing. A judge issued a “stay away order”, a measure ordering a defendant not to go physically near a person or area before a trial, at an initial hearing that day, barring Best from the White House area.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 24, 2026 01:34 PM (NFX2v)

146 shooter ADSTW

Arrived dead, stayed that way./

Posted by: mnw at May 24, 2026 01:34 PM (RCjYY)

147 >>X is divided over whether Trump's 'deal' is a masterstroke of statecraft or a blunder of epic proportion.

Imagine how heated it will be once the details are released and people can actually see what the deal contains!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2026 12:50 PM (viF8m)

Yes, that will be helpful.

The current pattern of Trump's "trust me, bro, the deal is almost done" for a month or more immediately followed by Iran's demand for our total capitulation hasn't done his credibility any good. Maybe *this* time there's something resembling a deal in play, but all the other times there clearly wasn't, since we're *still* waiting for it.

Posted by: Methos at May 24, 2026 01:35 PM (vSvIl)

148 Skeptic, but its not 3 days yet

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:35 PM (Ia/+0)

149 If the mullahs and the IRGC left in charge it's a failure.
Posted by: Reforger

===============

I thought we knew early on that that couldn't happen without a long, bloody ground war.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Trump said from the beginning his goal was to remove the nukes. If he can do that, he's won. We were hoping for more but at what cost?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

150 Oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot, you wish your tired feet were fireproof...
Posted by: The Drifters at May 24, 2026 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

It was my knees and butt that was getting hot. Down off the roof at 10:25 AM. Done for day. Tarpaper is all stapled down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2026 01:37 PM (8zz6B)

151 >>> Houston Attorney Charged with Felony Bestiality After Wife Catches Him RAPING the Family Dog on Hidden Surveillance Camera

They prefer to be called "Pet Lovers".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2026 01:39 PM (/lPRQ)

152 (Nasire) Best claimed to be Jesus and said “that he wanted to get arrested”, according to the filing. A judge issued a “stay away order”, a measure ordering a defendant not to go physically near a person or area before a trial, at an initial hearing that day, barring Best from the White House area.

Yeah, that oughta do it.

Posted by: Idiot judge at May 24, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

153 Speaking of spooks has anyone seen the questionable mask on the supposed general speaking on Fox News? It looks like a mask to me.

Here's the show clip: https://t.co/bbAQOdQQf6

Here's a close up: https://tinyurl.com/3xb6smdd

Here's CIA Chief of Disguise Jonna Mendez [we] created masks so realistic…that the ‘disguise’ was completely undetectable [by President GHW Bush and staff]. : https://tinyurl.com/399mcch6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 24, 2026 01:39 PM (pRWl6)

154 The daily snooz is terrible the post is pretty good

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 24, 2026 01:39 PM (bXbFr)

155 >Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2026 01:37 PM (8zz6B)
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dude what is the latest on independence
we heard a judge threw out the petition

Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 01:40 PM (ZxPkt)

156 Guess that Houston attorney thought the dog was asking for it after dropping the chalupa.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2026 01:41 PM (NyLLn)

157 @TousiTVOfficial
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Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
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🇺🇸 🇮🇷 IRAN DEAL: Islamic Republic is accusing the U.S. of creating obstacles as both sides have reached a deadlock over potential deal.

Two red lines are preventing the agreement from going forward so far.

Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 01:42 PM (ZxPkt)

158 $3.90 - $4.10 here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:24 PM (XeU6L)

$4.29 to 4.59 here in AJ. And if you are so careless as to need to buy gas in Wikieup, it's $6.00.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2026 01:43 PM (8zz6B)

159 I'm slowly catching up on the Indy 500. It's already started but I'm watching pre-race stuff. Fox brings a mix bag. Some of it's interesting, some isn't. Glad I record it. I just FF through the meh parts. I do not give a crap about 'Gronk'. FF. The only female in the field, Katherine Legge, is doing the double today. Indy 500 and Coca-Cola 600. She has no chance of winning either but I do hope she finishes both races. Kyle Busch is on a lot of minds in the Racing world. Even F1. The guy had some impact.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 24, 2026 01:43 PM (sAmhv)

160 How many print reporters and especially print columnists and editors are failed or wanna-be novelists, playwrights, or screen writers? This could be fascinating to know.
Posted by: Gref at May 24, 2026 12:11 PM (5rh/l)

So you're saying there's still a chance for me?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2026 01:43 PM (1Ff7Z)

161 157 @TousiTVOfficial
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Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
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🇺🇸 🇮🇷 IRAN DEAL: Islamic Republic is accusing the U.S. of creating obstacles as both sides have reached a deadlock over potential deal.

Two red lines are preventing the agreement from going forward so far.
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 01:42 PM (ZxPkt)

Maybe Trump needs to take out a bridge or two to get their attention.....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 01:45 PM (7tT0W)

162 UPDATE: The U.S. no longer expect a deal announcement today
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You'll just have to imagine my shocked face.

Posted by: Methos at May 24, 2026 01:45 PM (vSvIl)

163 You know its always going to be some kind of problem with Iran

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:45 PM (Ia/+0)

164 I try to be evenhanded and objective, while the left in recent years has rejected the concept out of hand.

They Are Always Right, and that’s all there is to it. The amazing self-licking ice cream cone.

Now we do tend to congregate where viewpoints coincide with our own. The news that is reported, “official” news or not is largely the same, although their opinions are certainly different.

I spent a lot of time in the 90s and early 2000s on a college run bulletin board and learned leftist dogma and thought patterns. They are not quite ready for prime time. Their schtick works on children, however not too well on sentient educated adults.

It is good to engage, although they won’t allow reasoned debate using facts or logic.

They are at the “shoot the fuckers” stage, as we are all aware.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 24, 2026 01:46 PM (/dDE1)

165 >what's the latest on the dead shooter?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at May 24, 2026 01:46 PM (2Ez/1)

166 dude what is the latest on independence
we heard a judge threw out the petition
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 01:40 PM (ZxPkt)

Every time they throw a monkey wrench into any legal means of separation, they just piss off more people, and bring us closer to a unilateral declaration of independence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2026 01:46 PM (8zz6B)

167 Dude, do you even bother to zip up?

https://tinyurl.com/2w6apb7j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 01:46 PM (ndZc7)

168 If there was a deal today it would be broken by tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:48 PM (Ia/+0)

169
🇺🇸 UPDATE: The U.S. no longer expect a deal announcement today
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Square profile picture
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
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Two red lines are preventing the agreement from going forward so far.
Posted by: Don Black

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Good. No deal is better than a bad deal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2026 01:48 PM (n7rxJ)

170 Two red lines are preventing the agreement from going forward so far.

1) We actually expect the Iranians to abide by the agreement.
2) Trump won't be sending any planes loaded with pallets of cash.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2026 01:48 PM (Riz8t)

171 $4.29 to 4.59 here in AJ. And if you are so careless as to need to buy gas in Wikieup, it's $6.00.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I need maybe 5 gal. of non-ethanol gasoline for the yard implements. I expect that it's going to run $5+ /gal. Maybe $6.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

172 170 Two red lines are preventing the agreement from going forward so far.

1) We actually expect the Iranians to abide by the agreement.
2) Trump won't be sending any planes loaded with pallets of cash.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2026 01:48 PM (Riz8

And who is Trump dealing with ? It can't be the IRGC....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2026 01:49 PM (7tT0W)

173 Progressive bakery.

https://tinyurl.com/4s9n6ed3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 24, 2026 01:50 PM (ndZc7)

174 And who is Trump dealing with ? It can't be the IRGC....

It's some guy named Irv, who mops the floors on Wednesday. He's the only one left above the dirt.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

175 We stopped to use the restroom and I got an energy drink. And my Dad goes: 'oh I can get that.' I laughed and pointed out i can buy my own energy drinks.

I am 51. Love Dad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:51 PM (IifvS)

176
Good. No deal is better than a bad deal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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There is nothing inherently good about a compromise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:51 PM (XeU6L)

177 Progressive bakery.

https://tinyurl.com/4s9n6ed3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Perhaps Somali.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

178 Thanks CBD for this essay but I demur.

I would not minimize it or dismiss it based on the ridiculous lack of substance. Most joo hate is also ridiculous. But the clear meaning was to blunt the impact of the latest report issued on sexual violence in the Oct. 7 attack, to invert it, and turn the violence once again back on its victims.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2026 01:52 PM (RIvkX)

179 There is nothing inherently good about a compromise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Re-phrased, a compromise is not inherently good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

180 @WhiteHouse
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“The negotiations are proceeding in an orderly and constructive manner, and I have informed my representatives not to rush into a deal in that time is on our side… Both sides must take their time and get it right. There can be no mistakes!” - President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2026 01:54 PM (ZxPkt)

181 Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall

Posted by: Paul at May 24, 2026 01:55 PM (1xQU5)

182 Yes, that's right.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 24, 2026 01:55 PM (NFX2v)

183 Two lines holding Iran up
How much jysm toll per ship it will cost
How fast can they get their nuke program going

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 01:56 PM (Ia/+0)

184 The NYT has endorsed 13 Republicans and 9 Democrats for President

Posted by: Paul at May 24, 2026 01:57 PM (1xQU5)

185 I would like to say I had a joo dog, and that dog didn't obey one single "sit" or "stay" let alone "rape!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2026 01:58 PM (RIvkX)

186 The same New York Times that published Walter Duranty? The “Pulitzer Prize” winning apologist for Stalin’s Collective Farms and millions of starved out Kulaks? That New York Times?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 24, 2026 02:00 PM (/dDE1)

187 Here's the deal:
Trump says we aren't through until we have the uranium.

Iran says they aren't giving up the uranium,

In the meantime while Iran is pulling its pud Trump is manipulating power players of the world.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 24, 2026 02:00 PM (pRWl6)

188 I would like to say I had a joo dog, and that dog didn't obey one single "sit" or "stay" let alone "rape!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2026 01:58 PM (RIvkX)

Which ones are the jew dogs? How do you tell? Circumcised? I guess the prisoners could tell us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 02:00 PM (IifvS)

189 We stopped to use the restroom and I got an energy drink. And my Dad goes: 'oh I can get that.' I laughed and pointed out i can buy my own energy drinks.

I am 51. Love Dad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:51 PM (IifvS)
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My FiL z"l would get so infuriated I did stop offering.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2026 02:00 PM (RIvkX)

190 I'm usually asleep during the day so I miss out on these early threads. Good grief, this place attracts retarded daytime trolls. I mean, the overnight ones aren't much better but geez.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 24, 2026 02:01 PM (sAmhv)

191 Which ones are the jew dogs? How do you tell? Circumcised? I guess the prisoners could tell us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 02:00 PM (IifvS)
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Can tell by the jaunty way they wear a kippah.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2026 02:01 PM (RIvkX)

192 Good old Walter Duranty. He participated in “Ritual Sodomy” degenerate orgies with Aleister Crowley. LOL

Sounds like a real class act.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 24, 2026 02:02 PM (/dDE1)

193 Houston Attorney Charged with Felony Bestiality After Wife Catches Him RAPING the Family Dog

Boy, that lawyer sure screwed the pooch.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 24, 2026 02:02 PM (gKWVE)

194 Posted by: Paul at May 24, 2026 01:57 PM (1xQU5)

The last Republican was Ike in 1956. Democrats ever since then.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 24, 2026 02:03 PM (OD5vY)

195 Everyone liked Ike.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 02:04 PM (IifvS)

196 Meme: When Bulg meets Death

https://tinyurl.com/87jbfshb

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2026 02:05 PM (qx7Zg)

197 167 Dude, do you even bother to zip up?

https://tinyurl.com/2w6apb7j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Anti-family propaganda.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 24, 2026 02:06 PM (pRWl6)

198 We are getting to the parts of Indiana where cell coverage is thinner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 02:06 PM (IifvS)

199 197 167 Dude, do you even bother to zip up?

https://tinyurl.com/2w6apb7j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Anti-family propaganda.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 24, 2026 02:06 PM (pRWl6)

How many of those are baby mommas?

Posted by: Fair question these days at May 24, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

200 198 We are getting to the parts of Indiana where cell coverage is thinner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 02:06 PM (IifvS)

That HAPPENS in America?

You think the guy who likes horroe movies would know this.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 24, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

201 The biggest of all signs that this story is bullshit is that no self-respecting man is going to farm out raping bitches to a 3rd party. Self-respecting men are going to do their own raping, by golly. Even if it's nasty pali srunts that are the receptacles of such rape. They'll strap on a Trojan and get busy. There's no way I'm letting a dog do my fuckin for me and I'm not even a Hebe.

Posted by: Pendejo at May 24, 2026 02:09 PM (92ma5)

202 Thinner than what?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 24, 2026 02:12 PM (2Ez/1)

203 We are getting to the parts of Indiana where cell coverage is thinner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 02:06 PM (IifvS)
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Eat more fatty foods.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 24, 2026 02:13 PM (8schn)

204 No FWPs today?

Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2026 02:21 PM (lJ0H4)

205 Waiting for it

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 02:24 PM (Ia/+0)

206
No FWPs today?
Posted by: Tuna

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You're soaking in them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2026 02:24 PM (n7rxJ)

207 By waiting for an expected FWP thread, we ACTUALLY complaining creating our own FWP becoming our own FWPs.

It's very artistic approach.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 24, 2026 02:27 PM (Sco7b)

208 I had a terrible day Friday

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

209 I had a terrible day Friday
Posted by: Skip

What happened?

Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2026 02:29 PM (lJ0H4)

210 208 I had a terrible day Friday
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

What happened?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 24, 2026 02:29 PM (Sco7b)

211 But Kristof is almost certainly an earnest and honest reporter

He is not. He believes nothing of what he says. He staked him claim on anti-Trumpism and it is nothing other than self-righteous hubris that prevents him from recanting that position.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 24, 2026 02:31 PM (IXblq)

212 him=his

Posted by: Halfhand at May 24, 2026 02:32 PM (IXblq)

213 Did irreparable harm to my truck

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 02:32 PM (Ia/+0)

214 Did irreparable harm to my truck
Posted by: Skip

Oh no! So sorry for you.

Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2026 02:36 PM (lJ0H4)

215 213 Did irreparable harm to my truck

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 0

Ahh crap.
Although if crap like that happens, I might gather ideas here.people have gone through all crap.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 24, 2026 02:36 PM (Sco7b)

216
Did irreparable harm to my truck
Posted by: Skip

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Oh no. Sorry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2026 02:37 PM (n7rxJ)

217 I always tried to close my tailgate, but didn't driving around building. Wrecked it and worse closed it. Don't think can open it now.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)

218 Did irreparable harm to my truck
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2026 02:32 PM (Ia/+0)

Are you Ok?

Does your truck now fit in short parking spaces?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2026 02:39 PM (qx7Zg)

219 3.38 per gallon in southern Indiana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 24, 2026 01:15 PM (IifvS)

4.52 in Central NJ. At Quickcheck.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 24, 2026 02:39 PM (5xuJ/)

220 Oh, you're at the right place!

I'm not the right guy but.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)

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