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Good morning kids. As Bugs Bunny imitating Jerry Colonna might intone "Ahh, something new has been added!" Well, not really, as the age old theme of what's old is new again is in operation today. Last week it was Hantavirus, and now we have this crap raising its head again: If Americans won’t have the meekness to get sick enough ahead of the midterm elections to justify lockdowns and all mail-in ballots, it seems globalists might be willing to manufacture another “global health emergency.” Hopefully Donald Trump and We the People are too smart to fall for that destructive nonsense twice.Well, I fear that that might be putting hope over experience. I'd like to think the sentiment of "We won't get fooled again!" is indeed our collective watchword. Well, we shall certainly see, although color me skeptical, and yet maybe just maybe? Dr. Anthony Fauci deserves to be indicted — but he probably won’t be, because his role in the origin of the COVID-19 pandemic that he fought so hard to cover up opens up a can of worms that nobody wants to confront.Well, as fictional lawman William Munny would coldly state "Deserves got nothing to do with it!" Our all too real corrupted justice system will shield Fauci until the day he draws his last breath likely a free man and rolling in ill-gotten wealth from a career of inflicting, pain, misery and death on countless innocent people. And also in the justice delayed is justice denied category we have the second worst crime of the century that goes hand-in-hand with COVID since the latter was the cover that enabled this in the first place: During this week’s broadcast of Fox News Channel’s “Sunday Morning Futures,” Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche discussed the Department of Justice’s ongoing efforts to uncover evidence that the 2020 election was “rigged.” The acting AG vowed to make public his agency’s findings.. . “And the reality of the answer to that is because it takes a lot of work to uncover what happened in 2020,” he continued. “It takes a lot of old, good old-fashioned law enforcement, police work, which is what we’re doing. And we have great prosecutors working on it as well. And I expect that — and I assure you, I assure the American people that as soon as we have something to say for it, whether it’s charges, whether it’s a report, whether it’s the results of an investigation, the American people will learn about what we uncovered.”Let 's assume for argument's sake that the evidence is indeed released what justice/restitution is there for President Trump and the American people? The only thing we can hope for is that it has a salutary effect going forward. But considering the cancer that is Leftism and the Democrat Party will require the equivalent of a radioactive stake through its black heart for anything resembling justice and the prevention of 2020 ever repeating. So, "By any means necessary" means what exactly? The same people tagging their social media with ‘8647’ as they fume from their Northern Virginia bedroom communities over federal government reforms can hardly claim that they don’t want Trump dead. It’s as implausible as their companion claim that Iran’s chant of ‘Death to America’ is a metaphor for geopolitical change and not a call for war and destruction. They’d like us to believe that they want Trump dead badly enough to buy a $12.95 ‘Made in China’ sign wishing for that happy outcome, but that they don’t actually want to see it happen. They’re not denying the three official Trump assassination attempts by their own faction (not counting the Iranian ones) because they don’t want Trump dead, but because they don’t want their side to suffer the political fallout and they don’t want Trump to pick up political sympathy. It’s not the murder they object to, it’s taking the blame for it, and the victim becoming a martyr.As if they really care at this point?! And so New York City Councilwoman Vickie Paladino (R-Queens) quite correctly observed that “Democrats have declared the entire electoral process illegitimate because they sometimes lose elections. They are prepared to torch the entire country in order ‘neutralize red states’. This is the language of civil war.” Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch noted thatTop of FormBottom of Form “@KamalaHarris doesn’t think it is a ‘bad idea’ to destroy our constitutional republic.” Indeed. That is exactly the case. And it’s not just Harris alone. The Democrats in general have now refined their hatred of America’s Founding Fathers to include a determination to destroy the system they built. They constructed a vehicle for limited and responsible government. But for Harris and the left, it’s all about raw power: getting it, and keeping it. Forever.Because they will never just leave us alone to live our lives in peace, It's us or them. Either we submit or die. And neither of those options are acceptable to me. So unless there is a massive sea change in their worldview an stranglehold on the cultural/educational system as well as preventing them from attaining any position of political power, from president all the way down to town dog-catcher, for at least a generation, we face an existential threat, my friends. Have a good day.
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Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Here is a fanfare for the morning: https://youtu.be/5LoUm_r7It8 John Adams: Short Ride in a Fast Machine – BBC Proms 2014 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ) 2
Good morning everyone! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (x0n13) 3
Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (NcvvS) 4
Mornin' J.J.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (O7YUW) 5
BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (DGD6U) 6
Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (RIvkX) 7
Hola Horde. May your week ahead be healthy and prosperous!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2026 07:15 AM (G5gno) 8
Had two strong squall line drench me last night. Some hail, not much. 4 inch diameter hail promised tonight for round two of May in Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:15 AM (u82oZ) 9
Good morning, J.J. Thank you for our morning intel and the good commentary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ) 10
JJ, Under HEALTH AND HEALTHCARE, the last line reads:
The most common form of cancer among men in the US, aft So... colon cancer? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:17 AM (DGD6U) 11
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:17 AM (jehhT) 12
Oh my. Cuba is going to attack Key West.
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F) 13
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:18 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:19 AM (x0n13) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ) 17
Top 20 but that's because a co-worker was talking.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (jjoN6) 18
Is the MR a double post within the MR?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (iMotb) 19
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (Hbeqj) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:22 AM (iMotb) 21
Village Idiot's Apprentice
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor. How have you and your tribe been doing? Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ) 22
Happy Monday
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:23 AM (/+uur) 23
It's just another Merlot Monday.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1) 24
Not to intrude into the Morning Report, but most of you know my concerns about Maryland Governor Wes Moore, (D) and his naked ambition to run for President.
This is the second part of an in-depth investigation into claims he has made concerning his military service prior to running for office. Feel free to share, and provide more exposure to this report, if you are so inclined. https://tinyurl.com/bdc6yajm Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (iMotb) 25
For those of you who didn't know, another Euro-Turkish flotilla - sans Gretta - is trying to break the IDF's naval blockade around Gaza.
How's it going? https://tinyurl.com/546xsd7m Hoping that the IDF stops being stupid and just puts 4 inch shells below the waterlines of the remaining boats. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (DGD6U) 26
Salty!
Doing well. Son and wife close on their first home next week. So we have all been rather busy. But, doing well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (iMotb) 27
It's just another Merlot Monday.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1) - Wish it was Carignan day. That's my fun day! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:29 AM (DGD6U) 28
The most common form of cancer among men in the US, after skin cancer, prostate cancer often comes with traditional treatments that cause difficult side effects. Now, a recent study may have found a potentially easier, less disruptive and more effective way to treat the second leading cause of male cancer deaths.
You are not keeping my spirits up. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:29 AM (ExV1e) 29
Naomi Wolf had an X post yesterday where she claims there's evidence that a significant subset of people who got the clot shot are no longer able to think for them selves. No more independent agency, but they can and do follow orders. Explains a lot.
Wolf is kinda fascinating to me. She was coastal bubble leftist and began to unwind that during the Covid tyranny. Seems like everyday she questions another absolutely certain principle she once held. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (l26NL) 30
Village Idiot's Apprentice
Outstanding! Arn't you glad he was not on the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ) 31
German intelligence later reported that Iran continued seeking technology for a military nuclear program after the deal was signed.
well duh Germans sold them all their nuke making shit Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur) 32
Cloobeck, the real estate billionaire who bankrolled Swalwell’s gubernatorial bid before cutting ties, turned himself in Tuesday at the West Hollywood sheriff’s station, according to the Times. Lefties scream a lot about boiling billionaires in oil, etc. But have you noticed how many are pals with billionaires and how much of the Left those same billionaires fund? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (HdYcL) 33
About those Cuban drones...
I read a report yesterday that suggested Cuba either bought, or was "given" some number (it varies from dozens to hundreds) of knock-off Shahed drones by China. That these revelations came out shortly after Trump's trip to chat with Xi is.... interesting. If true. Yet, I wouldn't discount any mentions of CIA involvement either. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (jehhT) 34
Fauci has been involved in lots of Deep State shenanigans.
I say bring charges and let him argue that he got a blanket pardon. Exposure is the punishment. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (dtajH) 35
Lot of libtard sodomites and wine karens who worship oprah's fat ass in Gay West.
Cuba should bomb the place. Posted by: Old Iron Pants at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (mC7bQ) 36
I used to have a different nic
Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ) 37
"Arn't you glad he was not on the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7?"
True dat. But he will be deploying fairly soon. And looking forward to it. He would rather be on the flight deck than on shore duty. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb) 39
Village Idiot's Apprentice
Flight Ops has a way of focusing your attention. I cut my first shore duty in half to get back to sea. I understand. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ) 40
Actually I'm trying to hype the hantavirus so I can work from home for the next three years, okay?
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (mY6HM) 41
The UK on the Brink
Generally speaking, I like Sikhs. The person in that article should be hanged with his turban as a warning to others. Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (jjoN6) 42
The other angle with Fauci is that if he's been pardoned, then he can't invoke the Fifth and must testify about lots of damning things. And risk a perjury trap.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 07:36 AM (dtajH) 43
Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ) I get sexually molested on Wednesday morning and then it's #2weeks for the news. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e) 44
I used to have a different nic
The deaths occur primarily in older men than you. After 75-80, the docs let it go, as it normally is slow growing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur) 46
I used to have a different nic
No modesty left in an urology clinic. Ask me how I know. One nurse and I laugh about my first prep for an exam of the bladder. Now. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ) 47
He would rather be on the flight deck than on shore duty.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM You don't pull sea pay or flight deck pay sitting on shore duty. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (0N4FZ) 48
good morning JJ, Horde, totally legit space aliens who aren't a psyop
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (/6r4m) 49
My spirit animal Jesse Kelly says we just need one scalp to straighten out the Senate Republicans.
We have one. And now Cornyn will lose. That's two. But look at the Senate Republican Caucus and despair. Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (mY6HM) 50
I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (l26NL) 51
Nobody but the NOCs was "fooled" the first time - and that's unremarkable, because they're "fooled" by everything.
The rest knew it was all bullshit pretty quickly. Some (mostly) those of us who knew it was bullshit to begin with) did just say "whatever, you're all full of bullshit. Miss me with you masks and needles. Also, reopen everything." But most took the real message - "this is bullshit but you better pretend it isn't or we'll keep harming you" - to heart. As they will next time. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:41 AM (BI5O2) 52
One of our morons- forgetting his name, but God knows- is having knee replacement surgery today. Please keep him in prayer for the surgery and recovery. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (rZCVI) 53
Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
He has a very attractive wife. I was shown the wedding pictures at the TxMoMeet. I never saw a happier man. Money is not the issue, I bet. But for career advancement, underway time is vital. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ) 54
When I try to read food ingredients my eyes glaze over. I know the bad stuff, but there are ingredient chemicals I have no idea about.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (l26NL) 55
The commiecrats don't want you dead; they want you enslaved. Same with the Muslims. But they will kill and destroy to get their way.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 18, 2026 07:44 AM (47/pr) 56
Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
That is why I don't worry about Chinese students in universities. They get miseducated, and the observant ones like America in their hearts. Well, the Universities need those foreign students to survive, so there is a downside. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ) 57
43 Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ) I get sexually molested on Wednesday morning and then it's #2weeks for the news. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e) I know we get on medical science, but the US medical field has been wildly improving cancer treatments just in this last decade. As we say for my blood cancer, don't ask Dr. Google for life span - he's outdated more and more every day. For the record, at my diagnosis, I was projected to live 2-5 years by Dr. Google (when I had my original wrong diagnosis). If it had been the now correct one, I'd have been projected to live about 13 months. Right now, I'll be 6 years this July, when I'm likely swapping to treatment 2 with no sign of hopping off this mortal coil yet. Just make sure you get a doc who is an expert on your cancer and what's possible. Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL) 58
Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:46 AM (AnnNE) 59
Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
The Journal of Food Technology is not for you, then. It was an eye-opener to me. Seriously, we survived as a species without refrigerators. A few substitutions and a lot of the bad stuff goes away. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) 60
Tom Servo
I expect there is a lot of hidden stuff that is undermining the IRCG going on. You know we are looking hard for their locations. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ) 61
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1) 62
Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:46 AM (AnnNE) ===== I've been ready since 1980. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX) 63
PFauci has a PFupa!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1) 64
Sailors belong on ships, and ships belong at sea.
Posted by: Old Pentagon saying at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1) 65
“For far too long Climate Activism has been used by Dumocrats to scare Americans, push horrible Energy Polices, and fund BILLIONS into their bogus research programs. Unlike the Dumocrats, who use Climate Alarmism nonsense to push their GREEN NEW SCAM, my Administration will always be based on TRUTH, SCIENCE, and FACT! President DONALD J. TRUMP,”
-- He actually called them Dumocrats. LOL I'm sure gonna miss PDT when he's out of office. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI) 66
50 I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (l26NL) An alternative explanation; our current higher education no longer matches up with current needs and requirements. The system is dying because of that, and anyone with true critical thinking skills has already figured that out. I don’t mean all schools, I believe many of the Junior Colleges and regional schools still do a fine job of meeting their users needs. But the “flagship” Ivy League schools, the “big names”? Inhabited by midwit’s and halfwits only. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (AnnNE) 67
> Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.
Posted by: Tom Servo --------- I think the US forces in that theater needed some time to rearm and regroup after several weeks of pretty intense operations. IMO there was (likely) some covert stuff going on behind the scenes with Israel to get the civilian Iranians some organized resistance to the IRGC. The IRGC seems to be the entity we have the greatest number of problems with. It should be something the locals deal with... if they can. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (jehhT) 68
57 Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)
And in dealing with my brain cancer, the advances in treatments are coming fast and furious, so I might have a shot at perhaps outrunning it and dying of something totally unrelated. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13) 69
"Actually I'm trying to hype the hantavirus so I can work from home for the next three years, okay?
Posted by: blaster I would not put it past the DemoRATS to spread hantavirus just to throw an election. Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) 71
But the “flagship” Ivy League schools, the “big names”? Inhabited by midwit’s and halfwits only. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (AnnNE) Once you get in places like that, you'll get your credential. Unless you never show up to classes or take an exam, you'll be summa cum laude. Outside of STEM, there's no need to learn anything, just network. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (HdYcL) 72
68 57 Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)
And in dealing with my brain cancer, the advances in treatments are coming fast and furious, so I might have a shot at perhaps outrunning it and dying of something totally unrelated. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13) It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all... Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL) 73
Media Complains Arrest of Mayor Spying for China Will Lead to “Anti-Asian Backlash”
And peaceful Muslim community worried about anti-Muslim backlash after tomorrow's terrorist attack. Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (jjoN6) 74
Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday.
I got a great laugh reading Andrea Widburg's article about Seattle being overrun by LGBT+ lunatics. The theater kid Marxist mayor Wilson appears to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown, hopefully this puts her over the edge. Condolences to any Seattle Horde folk Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (gu0hJ) 75
It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all... Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL) Good, fast, cheap. Pick two. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (HdYcL) 76
I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.
-- Even thought I recognize it's been getting worse and worse, I console myself knowing that it's been that way for a long time. Besides, you aren't allowed to say you're anything but are far leftist in academia. Academia doesn't seem to have anything to do with actual academics in the literal sense anymore. They're leftist factories churning out little haybale cubes of indoctrinated, propagandized robots who seem to have no other calling than to spread their leftism through "activism," and yes, violence. They can't be reasoned with. I'd love nothing more than to see the utter and complete collapse of the American "education" system. The root of so many problems, so much decay and rot in the young American mind. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI) 77
think the US forces in that theater needed some time to rearm and regroup after several weeks of pretty intense operations.”
The first two weeks stand down, I agree. After that - for some reason I’m uncomfortable with a military strategy that has faith and hope as its primary components, rather than action. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:00 AM (AnnNE) 78
"Doctors may have found an easier way to treat prostate cancer — could become new ‘standard of care’"
Easy peasy. Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (HdYcL) 80
Lady in Black
Agree. Public schools are day care indoctrination centers, even here in Kansas. The future is with home-schooled kids. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ) 81
The soft disciplines at our universities once served as culture carriers from one generation to the next. The hard disciplines expanded our understanding of the physical world which often paid momentous dividends.
Neither is now true. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (dtajH) 82
J.J. Sefton
May you and your wife have years of happiness to look forward too. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) This. Of all the things, this. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1) 83
Today is the 99th anniversary of the Bath School Massacre in Michigan. 38 children, 7 adults, blown up in a massive explosion. I had my own explosion in my pants about an hour ago.
Posted by: Amtrak Joe at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2) 84
The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer. It still think the inner cities will be so nasty the "silent majority" will be horrified and move right in November.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (gu0hJ) 85
"It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL) Good, fast, cheap. Pick two. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh" We give same day service. Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 18, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.012 seconds. |
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