Saturday Night Club ONT - May 23, 2026 [D Squared]

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3.

Raise one in honor of those who fought and died for this great country. They are the reason for this holiday weekend. "Time Will Not Dim the Glory of Their Deeds"

[Top photo: Flags for Memorial Day at Boston Common]

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

After Mass, the priest caught up with Mark and said, "Mark, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass. What made you come?"

Mark said, "I've got to be honest with you, Father. A while back, I misplaced my hat, and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Mark, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Mark said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn’'s hat."

The priest gave Mark a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"

Mark shook his head and said, "No, Father. After you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I remembered where I left my hat."

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A drill sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said, "I have an easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest."

24 men raised their hands, and the drill sergeant asked the other man, "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

The man replied, "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge."

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Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the Six of Clubs from our deck of playing card cocktails

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Club ONT Department of Questioning Correlation and Causation

True? Apparently so (according to Grok).

Ohio ranks #1 in the U.S. for library circulation per person. In 2023 data (analyzed and released around April 2026 by USA Facts / Institute of Museum and Library Services), Ohio led with 12.99 items checked out per resident (including physical and electronic materials).
Ohio ranks #1 in Mountain Dew sales according to the brand's own 2026 data. Mountain Dew (PepsiCo) released a list naming Ohio #1, followed by North Carolina, Michigan, Kentucky, and Florida. This appears to be total sales volume (not explicitly per capita in all reports).

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Club ONT Department of Cat Identification

A leopard doesn't change its spots, but how do you know it is a leopard?

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H/T - nurse ratched

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Club ONT Department of Public Health

Brain-eating amoeba found in hot springs at 3 National Parks

A new study detected Naegleria fowleri, better known as "brain-eating amoeba" in thermal waters at Yellowstone, Grand Teton and Lake Mead.
The study, published in ACS ES&T Water, analyzed 185 water samples from 40 thermally impacted recreational waters between 2016 and 2024. Overall, 34% of the samples tested positive for N. fowleri. Samples were collected at Yellowstone, Grand Teton, Olympic National Park, Newberry National Volcanic Monument and Lake Mead. The amoeba was not detected in samples from Olympic or Newberry; however, other nonpathogenic Naegleria species were found there.

The amoeba does not infect people when contaminated water is swallowed. Infection can occur when warm freshwater containing N. fowleri enters the nose, allowing the amoeba to travel to the brain.
Most U.S. cases have been linked to swimming, diving or other water activities in warm freshwater. Fewer than 10 cases are typically reported in the United States each year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Symptoms can include headache, fever and nausea before worsening to confusion, seizures and coma. The infection often progresses quickly and can be fatal within days.

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Club ONT Department of Hellport Availability

Turkmenistan's fiery "Gates of Hell" crater is dimming

Recent data suggests the flames of Turkmenistan's famous crater are starting to go out.
The Darvaza Gas Crater, more commonly referred to as the "Door to Hell" or "Gates of Hell," is a 196-foot-wide pit of fire about the size of a soccer field located in Turkmenistan's remote Karakum Desert. The crater has been ablaze for more than 50 years and has been as much a popular tourist attraction as it's puzzled scientists.
BBC reports the crater has been ablaze for at least 40 years, but recent data suggest it is slowly dimming.
The flaming crater's heat intensity has reduced by over 75 percent over the last three years.

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Club ONT Jukebox

Getting fired up tonight!

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Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate

🎶Eddie Murphy released ‘Party All The Time’ 41 years ago, May 23, 1985 pic.twitter.com/TbGmliyfXc
— RetroNewsNow (@RetroNewsNow) May 23, 2026

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Club ONT is brought to you tonight by: lil' buckaroos

Something tells me he's gonna be a cowboy.

😏🤠😎 pic.twitter.com/JpkLCrREzy
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 23, 2026

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Club ONT regrets to inform our patrons that President Trump wanted to join us here tonight, but according to a message he sent to the DJT/Disco/Dino group chat:

"Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so."

Perhaps he will join us next week!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 right on

Posted by: IS Roth at May 23, 2026 10:01 PM (iY4+5)

2 1 right on
Posted by: IS Roth

.....or, is he?

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

3 Caribbean Champagne looks like a fast way to a bad life decision.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 23, 2026 10:02 PM (gKWVE)

4 Hunt for Red October

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2026 10:04 PM (LHPAg)

5 Good evening Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2026 10:05 PM (2WIwB)

6 * buffs knuckles on lapel *

I'm not sure if that counts as one CotW or two.

One with a footnote?

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

7 Gene Loves Jezebel >> The Cult

Posted by: gKWVE at May 23, 2026 10:06 PM (gKWVE)

8 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 23, 2026 10:06 PM (sAmhv)

9 7 year old: "Dad! Dad!"

Me: "Slow down, son. Now, what is it?"

7 year old: "What if Bigfoot is just a Wookie Lt. who got lost on the Land Nav course??"

Me: *leans in closer* "Tell me more."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg)

10 Tracking

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:07 PM (sqJYm)

11
Another week, another assassination attempt. Remember "stochastic terrorism"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2026 10:09 PM (HdYcL)

12 Gene Loves Jezebel >> The Cult
Posted by: gKWVE at May 23, 2026 10:06 PM (gKWVE)

Fans of both and saw both live multiple times. Can't agree with you there.

Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)

13 Jimmy plays the “A” chord backwards on that tune, kinda. It allows a hammer on with the index finger, it’s tricky to play if you can’t play “A” like that.

He has a guitar lesson on this one on YouTube. That’s pretty cool. If you watch his fingers and chords, it has been described as “Spider playing Twister”, which is about right.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 23, 2026 10:10 PM (3LcAa)

14 * buffs knuckles on lapel *

I'm not sure if that counts as one CotW or two.

One with a footnote?
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

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Well done!
Two and an assist!
I'll be nominating you for inclusion into the comments of the year award and look forward to seeing you win at the awards show followed by the gala reception.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

15 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

16 Evening all. Did the Joos smoke another ayatollah today?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2026 10:11 PM (2PamV)

17 ***A new study detected Naegleria fowleri, better known as "brain-eating amoeba" in thermal waters at Yellowstone, Grand Teton and Lake Mead.
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We can't waste a minute, Nuke It Now!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:11 PM (sqJYm)

18 Thanks for the swell Saturday Night Club ONT, D Squared!

All gave some, some gave all. Let us never forget.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 23, 2026 10:12 PM (D/6p1)

19 Another week, another assassination attempt. Remember "stochastic terrorism"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2026 10:09 PM (HdYcL)

One cannot hate the media enough. They will continue to stoke the fire of hatred.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

20 Brewers are getting smushed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2026 10:12 PM (A5RD0)

21 So it seems the White House was a Christian Extremist?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)

22 Not even a sidebar? I guess shooting at the white house is weak tea these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

23 So it seems the White House was a Christian Extremist?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)

Would Jesus Christ be considered a Christian? Or a Jew? I'd say Jew or neither. He is the object of a religion- not the religion itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

24 We know the shooter wasn't actually the Mashiach because the real Christ wouldn't announce himself

Posted by: Life Of Brian at May 23, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

25 Olympic National Park. Naegleria fowleri, better known as "brain-eating amoeba"

"Sol Duc Hot Springs is a resort located in Olympic National Park, Washington state, that is best known for its soaking pools, heated with the nearby hot springs."

Been there maybe forty years ago. Across the highway is Crescent Lake and it has the most beautiful deep blue water you'll ever have the pleasure of seeing.

Posted by: 13times at May 23, 2026 10:15 PM (44mUT)

26 Not even a sidebar? I guess shooting at the white house is weak tea these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

There hasn't been such violence near DC since the last time democrats started shooting.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 23, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

27 Its also hard because is he a worshiper. Of God maybe. Yet as a Catholic, that means he is worshiping other aspects of himself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

28 What is exciting now is that after working for a short while the washer stopped working and started smelling like the magic smoke escaped.
So it is waiting for me in the driveway for me to pull the motor in order to replace it with a new one.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)

29 Sorry I'm late, I thought that I grabbed the hand sanitizer. It was crazy glue.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0KINo)

30 "Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so."
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They're all at the White House but X only speculates.
...

It's 5:45 AM in Tehran and 5:17 in Aden; nothing happening tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:17 PM (sqJYm)

31 When you see blue smoke, the electronic gods are angry. One must take all the money out of your wallet and set it on fire in sacrifice. Summon the electric medicine man to bless the machine and take notice of your sacrifice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

32 Would Jesus Christ be considered a Christian? Or a Jew? I'd say Jew or neither. He is the object of a religion- not the religion itself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Gotta give the MFM something to work with.
Why didn't the guy's shrinks just tell him to look in a mirror....

Given half the reporters in the country being virtual witnesses now we see why there was little speculation of who the shooter was, or misrepresentation, or even releasing the obvious - not a member of the Swedish Bikini Volleyball Team.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

33 Turkmenistan's remote Karakum Desert. The crater has been ablaze for more than 50 years and has been as much a popular tourist attraction as it's puzzled scientists.
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Did anyone ever calculate the carbon footprint of that thing?

Posted by: Methos at May 23, 2026 10:19 PM (vSvIl)

34 Ohtani is such a little princess.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2026 10:19 PM (XwqDD)

35 White House shooter? They have to do something about what the media is doing to spin these people up

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (sKqQm)

36 Is Centralia still the Silent-Hill of PA?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

37 "stochastic", that word has no relationship to any language that I know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (sqJYm)

38 Ossifer, I literally live right over there....

Posted by: Nut Behind The Wheel at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (oftw2)

39 sto what

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (sqJYm)

40 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

41 So it seems the White House was a “Christian Extremist”?
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Says who?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (ISwP0)

42 I wonder if Eddie ever got that urinary infection cleared up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2026 10:21 PM (syz1S)

43 "Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so."
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So great.
P

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 23, 2026 10:21 PM (jKGsh)

44 Is Centralia still the Silent-Hill of PA?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

I think Centralia was what the game was based on. And yes, but they have bulldozed all the structures. Really does take all the fun out of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:22 PM (zZu0s)

45 "stochastic", that word has no relationship to any language that I know.
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We used to order books from those guys in grade school

Posted by: Common Tater at May 23, 2026 10:22 PM (ISwP0)

46 Also, BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at May 23, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

47 I don't believe you on the brain-eating umeeba* thing. It's been months and neither Candace nor Tucker have lapsed into a coma.

(* I'm not looking up how to spell it, again. That's how it's pronounced.)

Posted by: GWB at May 23, 2026 10:23 PM (kU0PQ)

48 So it seems the White House was a Christian Extremist?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)

I do not care.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

49 White House shooter? They have to do something about what the media is doing to spin these people up
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2026 10:20 PM (sKqQm)

Remind them what happened to Julius Streicher after the war?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 23, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

50 Evening Horde, thx D Squared
Graham Parker lived around here , Woodstock specifically, for a time in the 90s. Saw him in concert a couple times. His song Big Man on Paper mentions the Hudson Valley Mall, which is pretty much empty. Parker was definitely hit and miss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2026 10:23 PM (FpbZP)

51 Agent Orange might be my favorite punk band. Here's a song from them thst fits tonight's theme.

https://youtu.be/OBwqt-115lA

Posted by: tankdemon at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (0KINo)

52 Too late for the movie thread, but I figure I'd let folks know that Vinegar Syndrome releases are about 20 percent great to about 70 percent terrible (and not the good kind of terrible) with 10 percent misc.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (CHHv1)

53 Also, if you're close enough to notice those differences in spots? You're either in a zoo or won't have time to figure out which one is eating you.

Posted by: GWB at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (kU0PQ)

54 Hegseth arriving at White House.

https://tinyurl.com/dr2cxje5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (sqJYm)

55 Drink of the Night? I don't drink much lately - the docs would prefer I not drink at all, so I only drink medicinally. A couple of days ago, MiladyJo mixed up some rather potent Irish Cream. So far, we've had that on ice, and in coffee. Trying some tonight on ice cream. Just testing, y'know. Mmmm.

Posted by: mindful webworker - toteetler at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (0poB+)

56 "stochastic", that word has no relationship to any language that I know.

Posted by: Braenyard

Means random. But terrorism is not random... no more random than people buying Tide detergent. Media plays a significant role. Most media, at least degreed, have some study of advertising, propaganda, and mass culture. For many, being an "influencer" is their reason for being.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:25 PM (/lPRQ)

57 Eddie Murphy released ‘Party All The Time’ 41 years ago, May 23, 1985

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When my daughter was learning to use the toilet, I would sing "my girl likes to potty all the time, potty all the time, potty all the time...". At least she thought it was funny.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2026 10:25 PM (THY4u)

58 Drink of the Night? I don't drink much lately - the docs would prefer I not drink at all, so I only drink medicinally. A couple of days ago, MiladyJo mixed up some rather potent Irish Cream. So far, we've had that on ice, and in coffee. Trying some tonight on ice cream. Just testing, y'know. Mmmm.
Posted by: mindful webworker - toteetler at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (0poB+)

Pear brandy on ice cream is a wonderful dessert.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)

59 When you see blue smoke, the electronic gods are angry. One must take all the money out of your wallet and set it on fire in sacrifice. Summon the electric medicine man to bless the machine and take notice of your sacrifice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 23, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)
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My electric medicine man pronounced the dryer as dead with the washer not far behind. Same taking of money from wallet and sacrificing it. Ugh. Plus waiting two freaking weeks for the new set (but that's just a guess, could be sooner!). Appliances don't last like they used to. And don't get me started on the Wi-Fi crap they seem to come with nowadays!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 23, 2026 10:26 PM (D/6p1)

60 Best video of shots fired, White House - >

https://tinyurl.com/yws726ma

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:26 PM (sqJYm)

61 Also, if you're close enough to notice those differences in spots? You're either in a zoo or won't have time to figure out which one is eating you.
Posted by: GWB at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (kU0PQ)

According to some You Tuber, it wouldn't be a Cheetah because they are just big pussycats around humans.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 23, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

62 I remembered where I left my hat.

That one's going in my joke rotation.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

63 Olympic National Park. Naegleria fowleri, better known as "brain-eating amoeba"
Posted by: 13times

If they show up at the Statehouse in Olympia they'll starve to death.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2026 10:27 PM (vhPr1)

64 I'm of two minds posting this John Schneider song.

https://youtu.be/ZkOsgU7zUEQ

It fits better for Veterans Day, but it touches on those who served who lost brothers and sisters in combat who we remember on Monday.

For those veterans described by the song, please work on staying around for more Veterans Days. Please don't rush to join the friends you lost.

COBs, if this is a thread killer, you have my permission to delete this post.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 10:28 PM (qx7Zg)

65 Brain-eating amoeba found in hot springs at 3 National Parks.

Fewer than 10 cases are typically reported in the United States each year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

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I was convinced that the Govt. was putting something in toothpaste, or nailing us with those contrails which in turn made everyone dumber.

Turns out it's zombie amoeba.

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske)

66 Pear brandy on ice cream is a wonderful dessert.
Posted by: Diogenes

Not as good as Tincture of Opium!!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at May 23, 2026 10:30 PM (oftw2)

67 A girl from my city got the brain eating amoeba while swimming in a warm creek in Maryland. 19 yrs old , died after a couple of days on life support

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2026 10:30 PM (FpbZP)

68 Best video of shots fired, White House - >

https://tinyurl.com/yws726ma

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:26 PM (sqJYm)

The look on that Asian chicks face reminds me of how the first wife reacted when she saw me with my clothes... nevermind.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 23, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

69 So there is now a "ghost runner" in extra inning MLB games! A runner is placed at second base in every half inning after the normal nine.

Weird ... I have not been watching "Pro Sports" much for a few years, so missed out on that odd addition.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2026 10:32 PM (vbXSk)

70 Best video of shots fired, White House - >

https://tinyurl.com/yws726ma

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:26 PM (sqJYm)
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The look on that Asian chicks face reminds me of how the first wife reacted when she saw me with my clothes... nevermind.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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With a name like Selina Wang.... just check first. OK?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

71 Look, Fat. I'm immune to those brain-eating amoebas!

Posted by: Delaware's Own at May 23, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)

72 That joke about the hat is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Bulg at May 23, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

73 With a name like Selina Wang.... just check first. OK?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

Well, Mick Dundee wasn't with me at the time.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 23, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

74 What is exciting now is that after working for a short while the washer stopped working and started smelling like the magic smoke escaped.
So it is waiting for me in the driveway for me to pull the motor in order to replace it with a new one.
Posted by: Kindltot

When you see blue smoke, the electronic gods are angry. One must take all the money out of your wallet and set it on fire in sacrifice. Summon the electric medicine man to bless the machine and take notice of your sacrifice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

If you're quick enough, and can gather all the magic smoke, and put it back in the component that released it, it should start working again. The magic smoke is what makes electronic things function, after all.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

75 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

76 The shooter at the White House was id'ed as Nasire Best. Safe to say he wasn't at his best

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2026 10:36 PM (FpbZP)

77 You put your left leg in, your back goes out, you're creaking and cramping and you've got a dose of gout... You twist and shout and a little wee comes out...
That's what aging is all about!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 10:36 PM (qx7Zg)

78 The gunman who opened fire near the White House on Saturday evening has been identified as a man named Nesire Best...

Nasire Best was previously arrested on July 10, 2025 for attempting to enter the White House complex...

He had serious mental-health issues
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With a name like that it was a given.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

79 I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

80 Club ONT regrets to inform our patrons that President Trump wanted to join us here tonight, but according to a message he sent to the DJT/Disco/Dino group chat:

"Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so."
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I think you're being catfished by an Orange Roughy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

81 Hi fellas!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 23, 2026 10:39 PM (uTEOj)

82 The old cougar joke made me grin. I was teasing my mom once about her flirting with younger men. She knew the term "cougar" but couldn't remember the right word, and she came up with "leopard," so that was our joke from then on.

She got sassy after hitting 80. Once I took her to Five Guys. I saw her pondering the sign as we drove in and parked. This is how it went:

Mom: Are they all here?
Me: What, all 5 guys? I dunno, I guess so.
*beat*
Mom: How many for you and how many for me?

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 23, 2026 10:39 PM (0SdQT)

83 It appears that all African American and Muslim criminals have mental health issues. Therefore they can never be guilty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2026 10:41 PM (FpbZP)

84 Hi friends! Home from dinner. The best grouper. I am stuffed.

Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 10:41 PM (pZEOD)

85 I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the members in a Warsaw grand jury voted to indict me for kidnapping

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 23, 2026 10:42 PM (giFnw)

86 The gunman who opened fire near the White House on Saturday evening has been identified as a man named Nesire Best...

Nasire Best was previously arrested on July 10, 2025 for attempting to enter the White House complex...

He had serious mental-health issues
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With a name like that it was a given.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

At least he wasn't named Nacho Best.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

87 Bananas don't belong in cocktails. They also don't belong in you mouth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2026 10:44 PM (diia5)

88 "stochastic", that word has no relationship to any language that I know.

Posted by: Braenyard

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The Stochastic Man https://a.co/d/0h79pFRG

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

89 Of the above three cats the jaguar is by far the most bad assed. Watching them dive from a tree and kill a caiman is awesome

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2026 10:44 PM (FpbZP)

90 I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Nice.

Very "Mitch Hedberg."

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)

91 @31 When you see blue smoke, the electronic gods are angry.

I once bought a used external disk drive for a Macintosh. It didn't work, so I brought it back to the shop to test it.

They plugged it in, and, honestly, neon pink smoke came out of it. They gave me my money back.

What does pink smoke mean?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2026 10:45 PM (CHHv1)

92
Astros are 22-31 and 5 games back

Yankees are 30-22 and 5.5 games back

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2026 10:45 PM (HdYcL)

93 Watching them dive from a tree and kill a caiman is awesome
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sounds like a hate crime...
Oh, CAIman. Nevermind~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2026 10:45 PM (diia5)

94 Nasire Best was previously arrested on July 10, 2025 for attempting to enter the White House complex...
-
So he tried Plenti, but his Best wasn't Goode enough?

Posted by: Methos at May 23, 2026 10:47 PM (vSvIl)

95 87 Bananas don't belong in cocktails. They also don't belong in you mouth.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2026 10:44 PM (diia5)

But they're okay on hats, right?

Posted by: Carmen Miranda at May 23, 2026 10:47 PM (0KINo)

96 We know the shooter wasn't actually the Mashiach because the real Christ wouldn't announce himself
Posted by: Life Of Brian at May 23, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

We know he's not Jesus because Jesus would be coming on the clouds, not just high.

Posted by: GWB at May 23, 2026 10:47 PM (kU0PQ)

97 This should be a Florida Man joke, but it's in Wisconsin during Construction season (I.e., not winter).

https://youtu.be/lPeoGqeuf5M

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

98 What does pink smoke mean?
-
The new Pope is a girl?

Posted by: Methos at May 23, 2026 10:48 PM (vSvIl)

99 Evening Horde, thx D Squared
Graham Parker lived around here , Woodstock specifically, for a time in the 90s. Saw him in concert a couple times. His song Big Man on Paper mentions the Hudson Valley Mall, which is pretty much empty. Parker was definitely hit and miss
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2026 10:23 PM (FpbZP)

Temporary Beauty and his cover of J5's I Want You Back were solid.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 23, 2026 10:50 PM (nbLIj)

100 I once bought a used external disk drive for a Macintosh. It didn't work, so I brought it back to the shop to test it.

They plugged it in, and, honestly, neon pink smoke came out of it. They gave me my money back.

What does pink smoke mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2026 10:45 PM (CHHv1)

It was a female disk drive.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 10:50 PM (qx7Zg)

101 When each son reached potty training age, Kate Winslet's Boobs and I would take up that timeless anthem "My Baby Wants to Potty All the Time." Those were fun times.

How weird that I never realized that was Eddie Murphy. Then again, I may have been potty training myself when it came out, so I'll give myself a pass.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 23, 2026 10:50 PM (ftFVW)

102 They plugged it in, and, honestly, neon pink smoke came out of it. They gave me my money back.

What does pink smoke mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Blue smoke: normal wizard

Pink smoke: Mahou Shoujo

Posted by: Sakura Kinomoto at May 23, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

103 The NHL team formerly known as the Hartford Whalers (miss those uniforms) beat the Montreal Ice Frogs, in OT.

GO WHALERS!!!

I wasn't even a fan of the Hartford Whalers. I just liked the name and uniforms. Seemed appropriate for the city and location. Whaling was a thing. I do appreciate the trade that brought Ron Francis and Ulf Samuelson to Pittsburgh! That was nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 23, 2026 10:50 PM (sAmhv)

104 This is just desperation at this point

@HollywoodHandle 2h
‘SHREK 6’ is officially in the works.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2026 10:51 PM (diia5)

105 Banana Ball live from Tacoma, Washington right now. First time in that state. Banana Ball will visit 46 states this year. All games live on Youtube.

Posted by: Clowns vs. Party Animals at May 23, 2026 10:52 PM (oftw2)

106 Dropping in to say thank you Ds forONT.

Slipping out to go pick up takee-outee dinner...glad I don't have to catch or shoot something so that's a plus...

Maybe be back in a while.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 23, 2026 10:52 PM (QGaXH)

107 This is just desperation at this point

@HollywoodHandle 2h
‘SHREK 6’ is officially in the works.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Yeah, I'm all out.

Posted by: a mummified cow at May 23, 2026 10:53 PM (VHUov)

108 Banana liqueur does not sound good at all. Why was that invented? Just why?

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 23, 2026 10:53 PM (LZ0gJ)

109 Dropping in to say thank you Ds forONT.

Slipping out to go pick up takee-outee dinner...glad I don't have to catch or shoot something so that's a plus...

Maybe be back in a while.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
===

Maybe you'll get lucky and hit a possum on the way?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

110 Club ONT Jukebox
Getting fired up tonight!

Bonus tracks.

https://youtu.be/3jtkwaNMkyI
https://youtu.be/ve2pS-jxXz0
https://youtu.be/croDgo5DEWo
https://youtu.be/iH27h0NNZPo
https://youtu.be/6OGBmVhUSg4
https://youtu.be/DUDPGaBYX00
https://youtu.be/0l3dsHCScxU

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)

111 Slipping out to go pick up takee-outee dinner...glad I don't have to catch or shoot something so that's a plus...

Maybe be back in a while.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Take out? For just double the price you can Door Dash it and complain of being broke like a gen Z-er.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 23, 2026 10:59 PM (LZ0gJ)

112 51 Agent Orange might be my favorite punk band. Here's a song from them thst fits tonight's theme.

https://youtu.be/OBwqt-115lA
Posted by: tankdemon at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (0KINo)

Got a cassette out in the garage. When You Least Expect It.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 23, 2026 10:59 PM (QaH55)

113 A country track for tonight, from The Man in Black.

https://youtu.be/1Osyw6Svv8U

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

114 What does pink smoke mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2026 10:45 PM (CHHv1)

Pink? Tim Cook got laid.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2026 11:01 PM (rbvCR)

115 98 What does pink smoke mean?
-
The new Pope is a girl?
Posted by: Methos
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Popa Leona.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 11:02 PM (sqJYm)

116 108 Banana liqueur does not sound good at all. Why was that invented? Just why?
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 23, 2026 10:53 PM (LZ0gJ)
_____________________________

I just asked Grok if there was anything worse than a drunken monkey?

I expected some flip answer telling me that this is not a scientific issue or that there were plenty of things worse than a drunken monkey.

Instead I got a whole dissertation about how monkey's purposefully seek out fermented fruit, but have learned to pace themselves unlike humans. On average the eat the equivalent of two large alcolholic drinks per day. Grok want's me to think that the annoying little monkey has better discipline than most humans (as they throw feces at you and masturbate in front of school kids at the zoo). Ok...sounds reasonable.

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2026 11:04 PM (dIske)

117 One last song for tonight's jukebox, from the Kelly's Heroes soundtrack

https://youtu.be/kgeIINs1TrQ

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)

118 Pope Joan II

Posted by: gKWVE at May 23, 2026 11:05 PM (gKWVE)

119 I don't know if Jesus was a Christian or a Jew, but Mary and Joseph were certainly Jewish.

The only one who looks Jewish in The Last Supper is Judas... as Monty Python pointed out.

Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2026 11:05 PM (RCjYY)

120 Nothing to see here, just a tankdemon taking off his sock. Move it along, people, no need to stare.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 23, 2026 11:06 PM (0KINo)

121 Banana liqueur does not sound good at all. Why was that invented? Just why?
Posted by: She Hobbit

Tropical and tiki drinks can use some banana flavor sometimes.

It's actually pretty tasty. At least Giffard's "banane du bresil" is.

I've had local banana-infused rum in the Caribbean, too. That saves a step.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

122 1986 I was DJing at the UC/San Diego college radio station during a GLJ show on campus nearby. The two Aston brothers and their escort came running over after the show and I barely got the door closed and barred; the hordes of goth autograph seekers were relentless. Had a pleasant chat. Ahhh, the days of records when DJ transitions between one song and another was an art.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 23, 2026 11:07 PM (W5mpo)

123 Grok want's me to think that the annoying little monkey has better discipline than most humans (as they throw feces at you and masturbate in front of school kids at the zoo). Ok...sounds reasonable.
Posted by: Orson

Did you tell 'Grok' that?

Maybe Grok will say the monkey's have no alcohol tolerance like some native Americans and Asians?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)

124 Great idea, mikeski...

More fire:

https://youtu.be/Z6z-nxAYhGw
https://youtu.be/1xqMY8UAGgg

Posted by: JQ at May 23, 2026 11:07 PM (rdVOm)

125 I am such a cheap date. I had 2 glasses of wine with dinner and I feel like I would tell y’all anything. Sad. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Wmg4n)

126 Instead I got a whole dissertation about how monkey's purposefully seek out fermented fruit, but have learned to pace themselves unlike humans. On average the eat the equivalent of two large alcolholic drinks per day. Grok want's me to think that the annoying little monkey has better discipline than most humans
Posted by: Orson

Is that adjusted for body weight?

Because if I had two large cocktails a day and I weighed twelve pounds, I'd be dead.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)

127 I am such a cheap date. I had 2 glasses of wine with dinner and I feel like I would tell y’all anything. Sad. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Wmg4n)
====

Moar wine!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

128 Because if I had two large cocktails a day and I weighed twelve pounds, I'd be dead.
Posted by: mikeski

You don't know me! *hiccup*

Posted by: Drunken Monkey at May 23, 2026 11:11 PM (ftFVW)

129 Good evening, Club patrons!

Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2026 11:12 PM (QMAsf)

130 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 23, 2026 10:24 PM (sqJYm)
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What a great video! Thanks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 23, 2026 11:12 PM (UqeTT)

131 105 Banana Ball live from Tacoma, Washington right now. First time in that state. Banana Ball will visit 46 states this year. All games live on Youtube.
Posted by: Clowns vs. Party Animals

Huh? It was here last year in the Mariner’s stadium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2026 11:12 PM (JOv66)

132 earworm: mine is Don't Fear the Reaper.

Stupidest song ever written, but earworms don't care about that.

Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2026 11:13 PM (RCjYY)

133 "Turkmenistan has one of the highest levels of global methane emissions ...

They should capture some of that gas and produce electricity instead of going with solar. Although wind might work.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2026 11:13 PM (/lPRQ)

134 earworm: mine is Don't Fear the Reaper.

Stupidest song ever written, but earworms don't care about that.
Posted by: mnw

Not a cowbell fan?

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 23, 2026 11:14 PM (ftFVW)

135 Warning. This may cause side-splitting laughter!

https://youtube.com/shorts/mzev8b28mZQ

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 23, 2026 11:14 PM (qx7Zg)

136 Thank you horde, for being you. I appreciate all of you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 23, 2026 11:15 PM (UqeTT)

137 Nosiree Bob

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2026 11:15 PM (Cqx++)

138 I am such a cheap date. I had 2 glasses of wine with dinner and I feel like I would tell y’all anything. Sad. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Wmg4n)

Bill Cosby would like a word

Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2026 11:16 PM (QMAsf)

139 earworms: there were some interesting ones listed on an ONT earlier this week.

They're whatever your subconscious coughs up, I think. Like dreams.

Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2026 11:18 PM (RCjYY)

140 Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)
________________________

Sorry, got distracted. I was thinking that "Drunken' Monkey" would be a great name for a bar. Then, sadly, I checked to see how many other people thought that. Turns out hundreds of bars exist worldwide with that name... Including one in Prague that advertises,
"The Drunken Monkey Pub Crawl"
https://tinyurl.com/2fzbv672

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2026 11:18 PM (dIske)

141 What does pink smoke mean?

Never mind. It's fine. If you don't know, we aren't going to tell you.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2026 11:19 PM (2PamV)

142 Monkeys are nasty aggressive assholes. They will rip your face off, eat it and crap in you eyeholes.

Kinda like river otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2026 11:20 PM (A5RD0)

143 Any of those penguin pushers around tonight? Just watched a Casual Geographic video on the penguins' pal, the leopard seal. And by pal I mean deadly predator. I don't use the word gnarly, but for some reason it comes to mind about these sea monsters.

https://youtu.be/QyLYAB5zk7E

Posted by: mindful webworker - curiously informed at May 23, 2026 11:21 PM (0poB+)

144 earworms: there were some interesting ones listed on an ONT earlier this week.

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears
It's a world of hopes and a world of fears
There's so much that we share that its time we're aware
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2026 11:21 PM (2PamV)

145
138 I am such a cheap date. I had 2 glasses of wine with dinner and I feel like I would tell y’all anything. Sad. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Wmg4n)

Bill Cosby would like a word
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2026 11

I can still talk. He liked his comatose. Shudder.

Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 11:22 PM (Wmg4n)

146 I was DJing at the UC/San Diego college radio station during a GLJ show on campus nearby.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

Gay Lozenge Job?
Geographic Lothario Jerimiah?
Giggly Lubricant Jezebel?
Goethe Lobby Jihad?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2026 11:23 PM (diia5)

147 Earworm

Let's dance, let's shout (Shout)
Shake your body down to the ground
Let's dance, let's shout (Shout)
Shake your body down to the ground
Let's dance, let's shout (Shout)
Shake your body down to the ground
Let's dance, let's shout (Shout)
Shake your body down to the ground

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

148 Is the Cult singing something about "crazy in the rhizome"?

Posted by: GWB at May 23, 2026 11:24 PM (kU0PQ)

149 I can still talk. He liked his comatose. Shudder.
Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 11:22 PM (Wmg4n)

Right. Important distinction!

Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2026 11:24 PM (QMAsf)

150 Weeeeeeellllllllll

You know, you make me want to (Shout)
Kick my heels up and (Shout)
Throw my head back and (Shout)
Come on now (Shout)
Come on now (Shout)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say-yay-ay-ay-ay (say you will)
Say it right now, baby (Say you will)
Come on, Come on (say you will)
Say that a youoooo (say you will)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2026 11:25 PM (2PamV)

151 Lol @magic smoke...

I printed the book of schematics (provided only on CDrom by the mfr.) for my machine at work & used xkcd's "Circuit Diagram" as cover page:

https://xkcd.com/730/

Techs appreciated the effort.

Posted by: JQ at May 23, 2026 11:25 PM (rdVOm)

152 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZBIseq-cKM

the trunk monkey collection

Posted by: Lord Percy at May 23, 2026 11:26 PM (T8RPZ)

153 OffKai 5th Gen continues to cover themselves with gloryhole effluvia.

1. 13 to 17 year olds can wander the con unattended if they have a notarized parental consent form signed by a parent or guardian. This includes the Exhibition Hall.

2. The OnlyFans of VTubing, Fansly, is now a sponsor of OffKai and will be in the Exhibition Hall.

3. A VTubing group called VBimbos will attend OffKai.

A sinkhole needs to swallow the whole convention.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

154 144

Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity.
We can be like they are.
Come on, baby
We'll be able to fly!

Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2026 11:26 PM (RCjYY)

155 A sinkhole needs to swallow the whole convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma

What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: a sinkhole at May 23, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)

156 3. A VTubing group called VBimbos will attend OffKai.
A sinkhole needs to swallow the whole convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

Sounds like it will.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 23, 2026 11:31 PM (gKWVE)

157 The shooter at the White House was id'ed as Nasire Best. Safe to say he wasn't at his best
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2026 10:36 PM (FpbZP)

Sounds like a an Arabic name, maybe Lebanese. Living for generations in close proximity to muslims, the crazy can rub off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2026 11:33 PM (8zz6B)

158 I am going to bed. Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Piper at May 23, 2026 11:33 PM (Wmg4n)

159 What does pink smoke mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2026 10:45 PM (CHHv1)

They've elected a gay pope.

Posted by: Pink AND blue it's a transpope at May 23, 2026 11:33 PM (TbWk/)

160 The NHL team formerly known as the Hartford Whalers (miss those uniforms) beat the Montreal Ice Frogs, in OT.

GO WHALERS!!!

------------
I appreciate that the Canes embrace their Whaler heritage. Many fans wearing their gear, as well as their throwback uniform games.

LETS GO CANES!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 23, 2026 11:34 PM (5yDGQ)

161 Posted by: Pink AND blue it's a transpope at May 23, 2026 11:33 PM (TbWk/)

Going to be trouble putting that hat over those cat ears.

Posted by: the furries at May 23, 2026 11:35 PM (gKWVE)

162 1-877-Kars for Kidz

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2026 11:35 PM (XgKq6)

163 America's first advanced nuclear reactor since 1979 has begun generating electricity — a milestone that marks the real beginning of the nuclear renaissance in the United States.

The last nuclear power plant to enter commercial operation in the United States before the current era was Watts Bar Unit 1 in Tennessee — commissioned in 1996 but whose construction began in 1973. For fifty years, no genuinely new nuclear construction project reached commercial operation in America. The regulatory environment, the capital costs, the public perception shaped by Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, and the availability of cheap natural gas combined to make nuclear investment essentially impossible for half a century.

Vogtle Unit 3 in Georgia — the first new nuclear reactor built from scratch in the United States since the 1970s construction era — achieved commercial operation in July 2023. Vogtle Unit 4 followed in April 2024. Both are AP1000 pressurised water reactors designed by Westinghouse — third-generation designs with passive safety systems that make the active cooling failures that caused Three Mile Island and Fukushima physically impossible. (Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2026 11:36 PM (2PamV)

164 Georgia Power's customers are now receiving carbon-free electricity from two reactors that will operate for at least 60 years.

The Vogtle project was over budget and behind schedule — a reality that nuclear critics correctly cite as evidence of the industry's current cost challenges. But the reactors are running. The electricity is flowing. The lessons learned from Vogtle's construction — in workforce development, modular fabrication, regulatory navigation, and supply chain management — are already being incorporated into the design of the next generation of American nuclear projects that TerraPower, X-energy, and Kairos Power are building.

America's nuclear future started with a difficult delivery. It was still delivered.

Source: Georgia Power & US Nuclear Regulatory Commission, 2024

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2026 11:36 PM (2PamV)

165 https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2026 11:38 PM (A5RD0)

166 Dating rituals change when adults become intoxicated. This has long been known, and is why fathers are protective of their wives and daughters. When you introduce an aberrant culture of savages, there will be pain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 23, 2026 11:38 PM (D1E+2)

167
GO WHALERS!!!

Too bad Burger King did away with them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2026 11:38 PM (Cqx++)

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