Sunday Overnight Open Thread - May 17, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday night ONT. You made a great choice for how to end your weekend. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Bringing back The Hut

Tim Sparks has purchased 80 pizza huts and is bringing back their iconic looks and nostalgic feel

The salad bar, Pac-Man, the OG red cups, family booths, the lighting, and more will all make a return

"I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down" pic.twitter.com/Edaz7DxAyU
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) May 16, 2026

Pizza Hut with the plastic red cups and a jukebox -- take me there NOW!

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Wes Moore is asshoe

Wes Moore’s Afghanistan story starts to unravel

In a commencement speech at Valley Forge Military Academy on May 9, Gov. Wes Moore told graduates the academy had taught them “something that I wish more people in this society understood — that we will not lie, cheat, nor steal, nor tolerate those that do.”
For two decades, Moore’s own accounts of his Army service and Afghanistan deployment have tested whether he lives by that standard.

In an April 2014 interview with the USO’s magazine”On Patrol,” Moore was asked about his duties in Afghanistan. “I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,” Moore said.
Based on Army records, his answer was not true.
Those records show Moore was not an infantry officer, was not qualified in any special operations field and did not deploy to Afghanistan to perform either role.

Check out the whole thing. Very detailed article.

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Dino -- you here tonight? Maybe you can answer this question?

Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?

One T. rex mystery has to do with this giant predator’s relatively tiny arms. Why would it have arms so short that it couldn’t even reach its own mouth? How did it use them?
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Some scientists have recently hypothesized that T. rex‘s short arms were an adaptation to competition with other carnivores. If multiple predators were feeding on a carcass, one could get hurt by accidental bites or even intentional warning bites for getting too close. Shorter arms would be less likely to get chomped. Similar things occur today with territorial carnivores, like Komodo dragons.
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Another possibility is that the arms served little or no purpose at all, so over time, they became vestigial. That’s the scientific term for body parts that don’t have clear purposes anymore, but are still passed down through evolution.

On the subject of "maybe there's no reason" - here's a classic from Bill Engvall

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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The Sunny (and Slightly Scandalous) Rise of the Sundress

Long before morons debated what counts as a “sundress,” the idea was simple: something light, sleeveless, and waiting to welcome the gloriously warm weather. The term “sundress” popped up in the early 1940s, but the garment we know today was born from wartime rationing and postwar relief. Women were done with restrictive corsets and heavy fabrics. They wanted clothes that breathed and looked cute doing it.

The real birth happened mid-1940s, thanks to American sportswear pioneers. Claire McCardell (often called the mother of American sportswear) and Carolyn Schnurer designed easy, unfussy dresses with soft silhouettes, lightweight cotton, racerback straps, and room to actually move. No restrictive foundations, no Paris-level drama, just practical, flattering pieces for active postwar women.

Claire McCardell in one of her signature easy pieces, and period patterns showing the breezy direction fashion was heading.

These were the anti-New Look dresses. Dior’s structured extravagance was for the runways; McCardell and Schnurer were dressing real American women who wanted to hop in a convertible or chase kids at the beach.

By the 1950s, the sundress was everywhere. Lightweight cottons, ginghams, and playful prints ruled the day. Women wore them to picnics, beach days, and backyard barbecues. They were flattering on most figures, easy to sew at home, and perfect for the explosion of leisure time and family travel.

1950s real-life and catalog sundresses

Then came the 1960s and the queen of the sundress, Lilly Pulitzer. The story is pure gold: A Palm Beach socialite running a juice stand in the 1960s, she asked her dressmaker for a shift dress that would hide the inevitable orange and pink stains. The result? Bright, bold, sleeveless wonders in wild florals and patterns. Jackie Kennedy (a friend) helped popularize them, and suddenly every woman wanted that carefree, colorful vibe. Lilly’s dresses were double-lined so you could skip underwear. Scandalous! And liberating.

Lilly Pulitzer and the bold, joyful prints that defined 1960s resort wear.

By the late 1960s, the sundress had cemented itself as the ultimate summer uniform: short A-lines, wild florals, worn with sandals, cat-eye sunglasses, and smiles. It captured postwar optimism—more freedom, more fun, and clothes that finally worked with women instead of against them.
The sundress is still winning today. You will find them in breezy linen and cotton, in both minimalist neutrals and bold patterns. The versatility make them work for everything from beach days to city sightseeing to backyard barbecues

Current Lilly Pulitzer and Farm Rio

The sundress didn’t chase trends; it survived them. From wartime necessity to Palm Beach icon, it remains one of the smartest, most packable, and most flattering pieces in any vacation wardrobe. It is timeless and cheerful after all these decades.

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Thanks, Piper!

Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

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On the subject of sundresses

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As for guys' fashion, this guy is levels above the rest of us

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes.
He made the clothes try him on. pic.twitter.com/6Pj2GdQAvc
— This Account Makes You Happy (@FeelYouHappy) May 17, 2026

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DJ Doof - Inspired by the Horde Edition

Yup - covered them all!

H/T - Hour of the Wolf

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1 Ha!

Posted by: buddhaha at May 17, 2026 10:10 PM (Ffkme)

2 Loading, loading, loading, AoS, keeps loading along.
It won’t stop loading, it won’t stop spinning,
It’s just loading, loading, loading

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:10 PM (MpEy/)

3 Caw caw

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at May 17, 2026 10:10 PM (swXkN)

4 Good evening, and very funny additions to the fashion segment of our evening, Doof.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)

5 Technical difficulties seem to be in the air.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)

6 "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down"

That's how he's going to save money on the new Pizza Huts. No free WiFi.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

7 I'll never be first if you don't post when I keep hitting refresh.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (Xqite)

8 Thank you for the swell ONT, Doof and Piper!

Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (EDXUr)

9 8 you are welcome!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:16 PM (OoFl2)

10 Guten abend, horde.

Posted by: clarence at May 17, 2026 10:16 PM (G+2/5)

11 Did anyone nood?

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (OoFl2)

12 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (Kyh8Y)

13 Please tell me that refrigeration and a/c company is woman owned.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (kU0PQ)

14
It's a great idea the Pizza Hut guy has, but people aren't going to stop using their phones.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K)

15 Tonight's ONT brought to you by branding

Stiff Nipples Refrigeration and Air Conditioning

Rated #1 in the industry by the owner of the company and his mother

The owner of this company has an eeenterestink relationship with his mother.

Posted by: zombie Dr. Sigmund Freud at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

16 Did anyone nood?
Posted by: Piper

I used to a lot but grew older, wiser and the lovely Mrs. ~~threatened death~~ suggested I stop.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:18 PM (Kyh8Y)

17 16 Did anyone nood?
Posted by: Piper

I used to a lot but grew older, wiser and the lovely Mrs. threatened death suggested I stop.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026

Bless her.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:19 PM (OoFl2)

18 We have a van around here with "No Sh*t!" and "Duty Calls". It picks up bags of doggie-doo from bins the city provides.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 17, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)

19 Johnny Was has beautiful, fun sundresses.

Lily is a bit too preppy for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 10:19 PM (A5RD0)

20 Sorry I'm late, our caravan came to a halt when Patsy dropped the coconut.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:20 PM (PMi3m)

21 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

22 I'm reading about the current ebola outbreak. I understand that it passes from person to person, bodily fluids, etc... but how does patient zero get it to pass along?

Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)

23 So the forbidden dance begins, the Peruvian Salmon.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (LHPAg)

24 19 Johnny Was has beautiful, fun sundresses.

Lily is a bit too preppy for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17

I bought a really cute pair of vintage Lilly pants. Let’s just say sizing was very different back then. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (OoFl2)

25 I'm reading about the current ebola outbreak. I understand that it passes from person to person, bodily fluids, etc... but how does patient zero get it to pass along?

IIRC, there are animal reservoirs in the jungle. Somebody got to close to an animal, possibly by eating bush meat, or...other ways.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

26 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde! In Moriarty, NM tonight. Had a very flukey thing happen with the convertible today. Filled up in Tucumcari, drove out of the service station, and bumped hard over a hidden curb. No evident damage, and we carried on to the next town, where we visited a car museum. Leaving, the car would not start; engine didn't even try to crank. Evidently, going over that curb did something to the neutral safety switch. Jumped the solenoid with my pocket knife, car started. We drove to Santa Fe (the original 1926 alignment of 66). Santa Fe was no fun at all. Nasty place. Really had no interest in viewing old Spanish churches, so we moved on south to Moriarty, to see a great old car museum. (continued)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:23 PM (K+PFm)

27 I'm reading about the current ebola outbreak. I understand that it passes from person to person, bodily fluids, etc... but how does patient zero get it to pass along?
Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)

Living near a research lab is the usual way.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 10:23 PM (rbvCR)

28 Thanks for another dandy Sunday Night ONT, Doof!

Great photo up top.

Thanks to Piper for another educational exploration! I look forward to them each week.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 17, 2026 10:25 PM (D/6p1)

29 I fully approve of tonight's couture topic.

Maybe not quite as fully as the Paolo, but fully.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

30 The Asian lady in the red sundress looks like she expects me to disappoint her. Naturally, I am intrigued.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

You mean the fat one?

Wait. They're all fat. Don't see an Asian in there either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

31 Hell yeah, Motorhead Ace of Spades. Lemmy insisted they weren't metal, yet this song is definitely early metal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 10:27 PM (snZF9)

32 Lots of bad weather tonight in Iowa, Nebraska and Kansas. We got the edge of it last night. And I saw a blizzard hit WY?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 10:27 PM (7T8ei)

33 Tim Sparks has purchased 80 pizza huts and is bringing back their iconic looks and nostalgic feel

Yeesh. They still don’t get it. Your signature product is Pizza. Never forget that. The “nostalgic feel” is all bullshit if your product sucks.

Your product in fact has taken a huge nosedive in recent decades. Maybe it was never great pizza. But it wasn’t bad. I don’t know what you did to it, but the crust in particular isn’t the same.

Why don’t you work on your core competencies before worrying about the curtains and all that shit?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:27 PM (o0flu)

34 iirc, Fords have, or had, a safety switch of some sort in a rear wheel which would shut down the fuel pump in the event of an impact or collision. Apparently you could disable a Ford by giving the inside of one of the rear wheels a hard smack with a hammer.

Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)

35 I always though "sundress" referred to a fairly long and loose garment. Is that last picture, um, skirting the definition a bit?

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

36 Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?

Maybe the ancestors that went to the gym focused on leg day and forgot about arm day. Small brain and all...

Posted by: TRex - pump you up dino at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

37 The throwback Pizza Huts are a good idea.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (O7YUW)

38 J has a 4am flight. Yay. So I am going to head in even earlier than normal. However, he is currently sharing a matcha mochi with the dog he didn’t want. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (OoFl2)

39 Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?

He was in the POOL!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:29 PM (Riz8t)

40 It's all good. I've been in the top pic scenario for sure

Yeah to whatever degree is all wanting to be acknowledged. OK. Hurry up. I'm ready for a nap

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:29 PM (aGrif)

41 20 Sorry I'm late, our caravan came to a halt when Patsy dropped the coconut.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:20 PM
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I suppose it would have been fine, but Brave Sir Robin ran away??

Posted by: TRex - newt resistant dino at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

42 Why don’t you work on your core competencies before worrying about the curtains and all that shit?
Posted by: Common Tater

If leveraging their core competencies doesn't work, we can suggest they think outside the box to synergize cross-functional teams, drill down on the low-hanging fruit, and drive a paradigm shift that will move the needle on key performance indicators while delivering best-in-class value-add solutions for all stakeholders in a true win-win fashion.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (Kyh8Y)

43 /2 While at the museum, I figured, instead of popping the hood and jumping the solenoid each time I needed to start the car, I should run a clip lead from the solenoid through the firewall, and I could jab the end of it into the cigar lighter socket to crank the engine. So I am trying to feed the clip lead through the firewall, and I get a big fat spark! Upon further investigation, I found a totally bare #12 wire going through the hole in the firewall, and that was a HOT wire! It was like one RCH from shorting out to the steel firewall. The car could have burned down at any time. I clipped the wire, ran my jumper, and the car starts fine that way. Turns out that hot wire is power feed to the convertible top motor. I will splice it with insulated wire tomorrow. My best guess? Mice chewed the insulation. But if I hadn't hit that bump, and knocked out the neutral safety switch, I might never have found that bare wire. Until too late...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (K+PFm)

44 38 I always though "sundress" referred to a fairly long and loose garment. Is that last picture, um, skirting the definition a bit?
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM

It’s really just a sleeveless, summery, dress, so it fits.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (OoFl2)

45 >>>Morgan Luna - Where Words End (Official Music Video)

The comments say it's AI. Is it? Wikipedia comes up empty for that name.

Pretty good either way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (syz1S)

46
Notsothoreau,

Hopefully we'll get a foot of snow here in SW Wyoming. It's forecasted, lol.

We need it, bad drought.

No snow here all winter.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)

47 My best guess? Mice chewed the insulation. But if I hadn't hit that bump, and knocked out the neutral safety switch, I might never have found that bare wire. Until too late...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You need your own show. For real.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:31 PM (OoFl2)

48 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)

49 but how does patient zero get it to pass along?
Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)

He "poxes" a monkey. Or eats one.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (kU0PQ)

50 An Army doc told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it’s difficult to get an epidemic going. It’s sort of self limiting that way. It kills everybody so quickly it doesn’t get a chance to spread very far, or very wide.

Quarantine would be advisable, I’m sure. You know, the kind of Quarantine where the infected are isolated, not the healthy.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (o0flu)

51 Haven't heard No Quarter by Led Zeppelin in a long time. Thanks for posting it Doof.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

52 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2026 10:33 PM (+9wcF)

53 Miss Landers was invited over to the Cleavers and she wore a nice sundress. Beaver sat next to her, kind of gazing in wonderment. Miss Landers said, "Is anything wrong, Beaver"?
"No, Miss Landers, it's just that I've never seen your bare arms before".

Posted by: Larry Mondello, Eating An Apple at May 17, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2)

54 “I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,” Moore said.

Hmmm...he did all three? Granted, I was in the AF, where you can have a Primary AFSC, a Duty AFSC and other different AFSCs. (Mine was always the same. I only ever had one AFSC in the AF.) But pray tell (I'll need you soldiers to confirm this for me) how do you get to be all three? Especially as an officer. I can see being infantry and then getting your Ranger tab or Airborne tab (maybe) but also being an officer with the MPs? Off I go to read the article.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (T6aVk)

55 >>> “I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,”

It is amazing how many people were "special ops".
Often times they seem quite sincere about it too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (/lPRQ)

56 Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (OoFl2)

57 I always though "sundress" referred to a fairly long and loose garment. Is that last picture, um, skirting the definition a bit?
Posted by: mikeski

It’s really just a sleeveless, summery, dress, so it fits.
Posted by: Piper

There goes my second career in fashion design.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)

58 54 Haven't heard No Quarter by Led Zeppelin in a long time. Thanks for posting it Doof.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

A great song about Robert Plant and Jimmy Page going to the arcade, playing video games, and running out of money.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (T6aVk)

59 Don't they have an Ebola outbreak every year in Africa?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (MpEy/)

60 Tony!!!

Go to your Room! You are grounded, Mister

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (o0flu)

61 An Army doc told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it’s difficult to get an epidemic going. It’s sort of self limiting that way. It kills everybody so quickly it doesn’t get a chance to spread very far, or very wide.

Remember when they had the epidemic about 15(?) years ago. The nightmare would be that it got loose in a big city, where exposure would be very difficult to control and a single person could infect hundreds before dying. It actually did make it to a city, but with heroic efforts, and many trained locals, they were finally able to contain it. One of the big breakthroughs was in getting the locals to abjure their custom of handling the dead.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (Riz8t)

62 I know you can use the rain in WY. Was surprised to see this storm causing problems there too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (7T8ei)

63 No Quarter was the song the Mexican Army under Santa Anna played all night long the night before the Alamo was attacked. They even found a mellotron at the site of the battle that was used for the song.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (T6aVk)

64 Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (OoFl2)

I don't look good in those!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

65 I was watching the NBA, fell asleep and took a nap.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (D1E+2)

66 If leveraging their core competencies doesn't work, we can suggest they think outside the box to synergize cross-functional teams, drill down on the low-hanging fruit, and drive a paradigm shift that will move the needle on key performance indicators while delivering best-in-class value-add solutions for all stakeholders in a true win-win fashion.
Posted by: Tonypete

At the end of the day, that shit never works.

Posted by: mikeski, LLC. at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

67 It is amazing how many people were "special ops".
Often times they seem quite sincere about it too.

There's very few that were "special ops." There's quite a few that were "special" ops.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (+9wcF)

68 >> Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

They make my hips look fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

69 I recommend to Piper the fashion plate that is Queen Letizia. And think of this - she can wear a pencil skirt AND high heels - on cobblestones.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (T6aVk)

70 An Army doc told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it’s difficult to get an epidemic going. It’s sort of self limiting that way. It kills everybody so quickly it doesn’t get a chance to spread very far, or very wide.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (o0flu)

Ah, that's why the Mutaba strain is so scary. And why you might need to bomb a town to prevent its escape.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (kU0PQ)

71 Motor for the convertible top was the only power option ever offered on Corvairs. No power steering, brakes, etc. My 63 is strictly manual.

Posted by: Horizontally Opposed at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (oftw2)

72 I suppose it would have been fine, but Brave Sir Robin ran away??
Posted by: TRex - newt resistant dino at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

Mostly waiting on the swallow to deliver a replacement.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (PMi3m)

73 It is amazing how many people were "special ops".
Often times they seem quite sincere about it too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (/lPRQ)

Is burning shit in a trench a "special op"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (K+PFm)

74 I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,”

We veterans of the Parachute Ski Marines scoff at this. Well, I remember this one time in Nam, I was sitting in a rice paddy, flicking the safety of my Glock on and off...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (N9LdK)

75 72 >> Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

They make my hips look fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

My legs are too hairy for one.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:39 PM (T6aVk)

76
We have strict outdoor water restrictions here. No gardens, no landscaping and we're supposed to limit indoor water usage.

It interesting some yards here are very green, while most of the lawns are dead.

We think the special people are watering late at night.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (3ek7K)

77 Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?

Maybe the ancestors that went to the gym focused on leg day and forgot about arm day. Small brain and all...
Posted by: TRex - pump you up dino at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

I thought it was because they could kick a big rock easier than throwing one to slow down their prey.

Field goal kickers vs. Quarterbacks or Punters.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg)

78 My best guess? Mice chewed the insulation. But if I hadn't hit that bump, and knocked out the neutral safety switch, I might never have found that bare wire. Until too late...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

This is how the harley gods work. They try to get your attention by doing shit that makes you go in where you discover something unrelated yet far worse, and if you listen you achieve Kolinar, and if you blow it off bad shit happens.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)

79 That Pizza Hut looks legit. I remember those days well.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (T6aVk)

80 ONT!

The guy not trying on clothes is genius

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (gDlxJ)

81 They make my hips look fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

Not from here, Mr Straw.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (aGrif)

82 The Sumerian Tablet That Lists Every Star With Life — And Marks the One That Contacts Earth

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRjst2vNGo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (MpEy/)

83 Sundresses. Damn.

Sundresses v. tank tops.

The debate continues.

And don’t even get me started on either of those v. sweaters, in the fall.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

84 If it's deadly, it's not highly infectious. If highly infectious,not deadly. That's what virologists say. Gonna call it a night

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (7T8ei)

85 Off I go to read the article.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (T6aVk)

I can see it. MPs aren't quite real cops, but infantry officers with authority to whonk miscreant soldiers with a nightstick, and get to stand watch stateside. And airborne is just an additional qualification. Of course, airborne isn't really "special operations" either. (You have to be "airborne" to be a Ranger, for example, but being "airborne" doesn't mean you're a ranger.)

Heck, I had 4 different sorts of jobs (as an officer) in the AF, and only 2 of them related directly to each other.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:43 PM (kU0PQ)

86 Month two of the Carnivore diet, had a cheat dessert today, 1 rounded teaspoon of biscoff cookie butter dipped in cocoa powder.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2026 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)

87
Any news about the crews on the Navy jets? I haven't seen any injury reports.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (3ek7K)

88
I was going to say another nice sunset picture. But then I figured I'd better check... it could've been a sunrise. But nope, it was a midnight sun....

That needs to go on my bucket list.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

89 This is how the harley gods work. They try to get your attention by doing shit that makes you go in where you discover something unrelated yet far worse, and if you listen you achieve Kolinar, and if you blow it off bad shit happens.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)

I read you loud and clear on that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (K+PFm)

90 Why did T-Rex have such short arms? Well, remember the old George Carlin routine where he said, "If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would have given us shorter arms." Well, maybe God didn't want the T-Rex to be able to masturbate. That's the reason for the T-Rex had such short arms.

Posted by: Ralph at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (8WZD4)

91 The mystery click tonight could have been "Sunrise, Sunset," from The Fiddler on the Roof.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)

92 >>Not from here, Mr Straw.

That's because you are way over there.

There was a time but that time past a long time ago.

I haven't forgotten I owe you a shiny nickel.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

93 Good evening morons y gracias Disco

What's on YOUR mind tonight?

Car was driven into a crowd in Oakland late last night. Three died on scene, five in hospital, three of them critical.

Is the first report you've heard?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

94 >> Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

They make my hips look fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

No offense, but that's not the dress.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

95 And don’t even get me started on either of those v. sweaters, in the fall.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

What about an ette who supports pest control?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:46 PM (aGrif)

96 We veterans of the Parachute Ski Marines scoff at this. Well, I remember this one time in Nam, I was sitting in a rice paddy, flicking the safety of my Glock on and off...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

This is a no shit story. . . .There I was. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:46 PM (Kyh8Y)

97
San Fran,

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:46 PM (3ek7K)

98 When the sun is really hot I prefer a caftan style garment to a sundress.
Nothing worse than crispy shoulders

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 17, 2026 10:47 PM (dE3DB)

99 passed

shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)

100 Sundresses v. tank tops.
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

Well, if that's ALL she's gonna wear, I know which one I prefer....

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:47 PM (kU0PQ)

101 A turtle is drinking at a waterhole. An elephant walks up, the kicks him to the other side.

A nearly wildebeest asks why the elephant did that. The elephant replies, "That turtle bit my trunk 52 years ago."

The wildebeest says, "Great memory."

The elephant answers, "Yes, turtle recall."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

102 I'm at 9,000' in Colorado. So far today: thunder/lightning, graupel, rain, snow. Forecast for tomorrow, 8" of snow.

Gotta love Spring in the Mountains.

(BTW - Great Mystery Click)

Posted by: YellowBird at May 17, 2026 10:48 PM (Q9/+7)

103 91
Any news about the crews on the Navy jets? I haven't seen any injury reports.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (3ek7K)

I have heard thst all four survived the incident, but those elections were really close to the ground, so they must have gotten banged up quite a bit.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:48 PM (PMi3m)

104

tank,

I agree

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:49 PM (3ek7K)

105 When I first saw the top pic, I thought it was a Markgraf print. Paul and Traudi Markgraf were a couple that made and sold a metric fuckton of art prints of Pacific Coast scenes like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:49 PM (K+PFm)

106 I haven't forgotten I owe you a shiny nickel.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

I haven't forgotten you, Mr Straw.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:49 PM (aGrif)

107 Oh, the joys of being a mom to a kid who WON'T STOP READING.

Posted by: what's on pookysgirl's mind at May 17, 2026 10:50 PM (Wt5PA)

108
Actually did manage to get the mower started, got the yard and pens done, then goofed off for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (HdYcL)

109 99 She has to totally disrobe, so as to be inspected.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

110
No Quarter Pounder

https://youtu.be/3XHa2RM93FA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

111

Kinda leery of thinking this, BUT I wonder if the pilots are women.

BTW, I'm a woman asking.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (3ek7K)

112 Glam Rock doesn't even get a mention?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 10:52 PM (6C3mT)

113 Idaho, Gunfighters Air Show
Prelude:
2003, Thunderbirds squadron pilot was forced to eject
2018, hang glider pilot dies in accident
May 17, 2026, Two U.S. Navy jets collided mid-air and exploded during the air show at Mountain Home Air Force Base.

https://tinyurl.com/yncw5rfj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:52 PM (MpEy/)

114 At the end of the day, that shit never works.

It is what it is so let's take a level-set and come at it with fresh eyes tomorrow.

(You know who was really good at that sort of cant? Insomniac. I wonder where he wound up.)

Posted by: Oddbob at May 17, 2026 10:53 PM (vTZFs)

115 I can see it. MPs aren't quite real cops, but infantry officers with authority to whonk miscreant soldiers with a nightstick, and get to stand watch stateside. And airborne is just an additional qualification. Of course, airborne isn't really "special operations" either. (You have to be "airborne" to be a Ranger, for example, but being "airborne" doesn't mean you're a ranger.)

Heck, I had 4 different sorts of jobs (as an officer) in the AF, and only 2 of them related directly to each other.
Posted by: GWB

MP, Infantry, and Special Forces are three separate distinct branches for Army officers. Generally they start and end their careers in the same branch.

Crossed pistols, crossed rifles, crossed arrows on their lapels.
No chance in hell they'll go from one branch to another, to a third in a year. School for SF is over a year in itself. And nobody starts there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

116 Ok. Will you Morons pray for a kid going to the air force academy?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:54 PM (aGrif)

117
Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (HdYcL)

118 Don't blow the margins with long links. I have started deleting the comments, and will eventually move to banning the miscreants.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (iERP6)

119 60 Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (OoFl2)

--------

I would but then I'd have to find someone to wear it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 10:56 PM (6C3mT)

120 BOISE, Idaho (AP) — All four crew members ejected safely after two Navy jets collided Sunday during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force Base in western Idaho, officials said.

The two U.S. Navy EA18-G Growlers from the Electronic Attack Squadron 129 in Whidbey Island, Washington, were performing an aerial demonstration when they collided, said Cmdr. Amelia Umayam, spokesperson for Naval Air Forces, U.S. Pacific Fleet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:56 PM (MpEy/)

121
Good on yah CBD.

People have been here long enough to know that.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K)

122 Where’s Publius, one of our more prolific celestial observers? I think I read the Northern Lights are supposed to be in good form about now, or did I miss it. Cloudy at this location.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (o0flu)

123 When one talks about something being OG, I kind of glean that is something like old school but what do the initials "OG" actually stand for?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)

124 Piper I had no idea the humble sundress was imbued with som much history.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

125 The Paolo, how you say, has long links.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

126 Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The article pretty much comes out and says his superior was grooming him for a political future.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

127 Glam Rock doesn't even get a mention?
Posted by: Cicero

If you were trying to encompass all of "rock" under 3 terms, I don't think you have many choices. "Glam" (and, for that matter, "Punk") are way too narrow.

"Soft Rock," "Hard Rock," and "Metal," maybe.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)

128 I can see it. MPs aren't quite real cops, but infantry officers with authority to whonk miscreant soldiers with a nightstick, and get to stand watch stateside. And airborne is just an additional qualification. Of course, airborne isn't really "special operations" either. (You have to be "airborne" to be a Ranger, for example, but being "airborne" doesn't mean you're a ranger.)

Heck, I had 4 different sorts of jobs (as an officer) in the AF, and only 2 of them related directly to each other.
Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:43 PM (kU0PQ)

Now, i deployed with Special Forces, but I was WITH them, not OF them. That's a distinction I will always draw. And in my time with them, I found there are two types:

1) Genuine, honest to God BAs.
2) The biggest prima donnas you have ever met in your life.

No inbetweens.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:59 PM (T6aVk)

129 When one talks about something being OG, I kind of glean that is something like old school but what do the initials "OG" actually stand for?
Posted by: Pug Mahon

"Original Gangsta," from hip-hop slang, I think.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

130 >>No offense, but that's not the dress.

bitch

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:00 PM (viF8m)

131 Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (HdYcL)

Why does that sound all too plausible?

BTW, Santa Fe is so fucking twee, it's next to impossible to breathe there. Saw plenty of "resist" lawn signs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:00 PM (K+PFm)

132 What is the definition of “rock,” anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

133 123 When one talks about something being OG, I kind of glean that is something like old school but what do the initials "OG" actually stand for?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)

Original Gangster

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (PMi3m)

134

dooooooofffff.

some Bodies Hit The Floor metal for you, but it's sung in Toddler Time.

i phuck near died right there laughing my ass off.

https://9gag.com/gag/ayNb9mb

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (tdVVZ)

135 "Soft Rock," "Hard Rock," and "Metal," maybe.
Posted by: mikeski

Soft,
Hard, and
Yacht (aka NOT ROCK)

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)

136 117
Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (HdYcL)

I had no friends in high places or was close buddies with FGOs when I was a CGO. Must be nice...

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (T6aVk)

137 I will note that all of the Womenz shown in the Fashion pics?

Half the weight of the women I see nowadays.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (mP0Kj)

138 EA18-G Growlers? That explains it - they were fiddling with the radios and got distracted.

Posted by: PabloD at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (C30Iv)

139 Cmdr. Amelia Umayam, spokesperson for Naval Air Forces, U.S. Pacific Fleet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:56 PM (MpEy/)

Of the Umayyad Umayams?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (K+PFm)

140
Piper, I'm always trying to love Claire McCardell but in the end all I can do is respect her as the inventor of ladies' sportswear.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (XJ22o)

141 132 What is the definition of “rock,” anyway?

--------

I saw a YouTube video that classified The Captain and Tenille as rock. Does that help at all?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 11:03 PM (6C3mT)

142 Good evening, 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks Doof and Piper for the variegated, yet cohesive, ONT.

I am mapping out the distance to the retro Pizza Huts as we speak. Why, you may ask? No reason ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 17, 2026 11:04 PM (t2oSI)

143 JackStraw
Don't worry about it. Just lie about it like the rest of us.
We know we are still devastating good looking.

See how easy it is!

Posted by: Case at May 17, 2026 11:04 PM (b2ADL)

144 The article pretty much comes out and says his superior was grooming him for a political future.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

Maybe I missed it but it sounds like Mr. Moore may have been in the Reserves. (And to have a superior do that for you is not far out of the realm either. Even though my relationships with FGOs in those long ago days were always professional, we'd talk about what we wanted to do in the AF and after, so I can see Mr. Moore talking to his buddy the LTC about a political career and the LTC helping him out. Not that such a thing is right but I can see that happening.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:05 PM (T6aVk)

145 I saw a YouTube video that classified The Captain and Tenille as rock. Does that help at all?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 11:03 PM (6C3mT)

They were pop, IMHO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:05 PM (K+PFm)

146 “Variegated” needs to be used in limerick.

Who can rouse Muldoon from his beauty sleep?

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)

147 BTW, Santa Fe is so fucking twee, it's next to impossible to breathe there. Saw plenty of "resist" lawn signs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Buddy thought NM area would be a good place to winter, by the time he got through southern CO he was so disgusted he stopped looking and drove home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:06 PM (MpEy/)

148 On the subject of sundresses

There was a girl in college who wore sundresses. Her name was M. She was slender and lovely. To see her was to fall in love with her. And she was as sweet as she was fair. Till I met her, I had no idea of the power of a sundress.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (XAXi6)

149 I am so old that the Pizza Hut I worked at as a delivery driver still had the red plastic beverage cups. Also, there were a few video game machines, one them being The Simpsons.

And nearly every transaction was cash, and I knew how to count back change.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)

150 116 Ok. Will you Morons pray for a kid going to the air force academy?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:54 PM (aGrif)

Going to Beast soon?

May the Almighty look after all in the USAFA Class of 2030.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (T6aVk)

151 Wes Moore

https://youtu.be/BHcd-srsSBY?t=40

Posted by: Don Black at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (ZxPkt)

152 134 dooooooofffff.
some Bodies Hit The Floor metal for you, but it's sung in Toddler Time.
i phuck near died right there laughing my ass off.

https://9gag.com/gag/ayNb9mb
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (tdVVZ)

In that same vein:
https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 11:08 PM (PMi3m)

153
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy arrived at their destination in Des Moines. She said the winds were vicious; fighting a crosswind in an RV must have been draining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (HdYcL)

154 A sundress should be short, loose fitting but sheer enough to cling to the body. Worn with flat sandles and an ankle bracelet.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (qrzX6)

155 Buddy thought NM area would be a good place to winter, by the time he got through southern CO he was so disgusted he stopped looking and drove home.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:06 PM (MpEy/)

It seems to be a state law here that all new homes have to be covered with tan-colored shotcrete to resemble adobe. Looks like a ginormous wombat took random dumps all over the countryside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (K+PFm)

156 Pizza Hut had the best hot sub sandwiches.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:11 PM (qrzX6)

157 Now, i deployed with Special Forces, but I was WITH them, not OF them. That's a distinction I will always draw. And in my time with them, I found there are two types:

1) Genuine, honest to God BAs.
2) The biggest prima donnas you have ever met in your life.

No inbetweens.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I worked with some at Bragg for about ten years as a civilian.
Generally, damn nice to see people who can make a decision. Makes it a lot easier to work with them too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)

158 It seems to be a state law here that all new homes have to be covered with tan-colored shotcrete to resemble adobe. Looks like a ginormous wombat took random dumps all over the countryside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (K+PFm)

Or at least all Santa Fe. I was there in 2012 as part of my quest to visit all 50 state capitols.

(I just need to visit Regina, Winnipeg, St. John's and Quebec City to see all 10 provincial capitols/houses/Legislatures.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (T6aVk)

159 The what is Rock is similar to the what is porn question, you know it when you hear it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (XV/Pl)

160 “Variegated” needs to be used in limerick.
Who can rouse Muldoon from his beauty sleep?
Posted by: Bulg

The paparazzi couldn't be sated,
Vying for pix highest-rated,
But the sundressed waif
Knew her house was quite safe:
Her neighborhood was variegated.

Posted by: Wrong Answers Only at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)

161 I don't trust anyone in the military who chooses to be a Democrat. It's contradictory and retarded.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:13 PM (qrzX6)

162 Going to Beast soon?

May the Almighty look after all in the USAFA Class of 2030.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (T6aVk)

Thank you, sir for your prayers.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:13 PM (aGrif)

163 >>> Maybe I missed it but it sounds like Mr. Moore may have been in the Reserves.

I think the article said his DD214 had about one year active duty.
Too lazy to go back and double check.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)

164 I read you loud and clear on that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (K+PFm)

I had it happen this past week, and you'll love this story. A guy brings his bike in, says when he starts hitting good RPMs on the highway his crank case breather catch canister fills up with oil almost immediately. The 93-up engines breath out through a port in each head and the hose from each port is run into the airbox. Its not supposed to see oil, just vapor. There are filters in each rocker box to help separate the vapor and oil, when they get saturated/old they will pass a little oil. I'm looking at it, and I say no, there is more to this story, there is an added twist here, I need to go deeper. I do a leak down test and I'm getting air escaping the breathers. Ok, he got a bit of blow by and is pressurizing the crankcase. I still sensed there was more, because it was just too much oil. I pulled the rocker boxes, found valve seal fragments in the valve springs. I told the shop owner I'm going into the cam chest where the oil returns. It was clean. I said I'm going farther and went into the pump. The oil pump return passages were packed full of blue viton valve seal rubber. Ooops.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)

165 160. Damn. Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (77rzZ)

166 A book just fell on my head.

I have only my shelf to blame.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

167 Or at least all Santa Fe. I was there in 2012 as part of my quest to visit all 50 state capitols.

(I just need to visit Regina, Winnipeg, St. John's and Quebec City to see all 10 provincial capitols/houses/Legislatures.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (T6aVk)

Well, the cube disease has spread well out into the countryside beyond Santa Fe city limits. They are even remotely convincing "faux" adobe, any more than Caitlyn Jenner is a convincing fake woman. Transdobe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (K+PFm)

168 "Long before morons debated what counts as a “sundress,” the idea was simple: something light, sleeveless, and waiting to welcome the gloriously warm weather. The term “sundress” popped up in the early 1940s, but the garment we know today was born from wartime rationing and postwar relief. Women were done with restrictive corsets and heavy fabrics. They wanted clothes that breathed and looked cute doing it."

The pencil skirt was born in 1954.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (T6aVk)

169 154 A sundress should be short, loose fitting but sheer enough to cling to the body. Worn with flat sandles and an ankle bracelet.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (qrzX6)

-------

You forgot a key element. NO DICK

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (6/7Fs)

170 >>There was a girl in college who wore sundresses. Her name was M. She was slender and lovely. To see her was to fall in love with her. And she was as sweet as she was fair. Till I met her, I had no idea of the power of a sundress.

Funnest, I think that's a word, should be, of my life was living the Caribbean.

Sun kissed pretty girls in sundresses was special.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)

171 The oil pump return passages were packed full of blue viton valve seal rubber. Ooops.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)

Good thing you found that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (K+PFm)

172 I had no friends in high places or was close buddies with FGOs when I was a CGO. Must be nice...
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (T6aVk)

Learned early on as an 0-3 that if didn't have someone who was an 0-4 or 0-5 who knew you and who was looking out for you, (and who also had someone else higher up looking out for them)you'd still likely get promoted (all other things being equal) but the choice assignments and higher ranks were likely out of.reach.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB)

173 Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB

That's pretty much Life.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:20 PM (qrzX6)

174 I worked with some at Bragg for about ten years as a civilian.
Generally, damn nice to see people who can make a decision. Makes it a lot easier to work with them too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---

Had a friend who was a Ranger, don't know if he did Airborne, he was a diver. Most pedantic person I've ever known.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:21 PM (MpEy/)

175 Learned early on as an 0-3 that if didn't have someone who was an 0-4 or 0-5 who knew you and who was looking out for you, (and who also had someone else higher up looking out for them)you'd still likely get promoted (all other things being equal) but the choice assignments and higher ranks were likely out of.reach.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB)

I probably would have been set up that way - had I not been RIFed from AD 20 years ago and allowed to join the Reserves as a consolation prize. The Reserves work differently from AD of course.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:21 PM (T6aVk)

176 Short URL help:

For YouTube videos, right click the video, and select "Copy video URL". Paste that, and if there's a ?, remove it and everything after it. (That's just stuff like the video being part of a list of videos. Unnecessary.)

Your shortened "youtu.be" link should be about 28 characters.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 17, 2026 11:22 PM (O7YUW)

177 >> I think I read the Northern Lights are supposed to be in good form about now

There's been some minor little sun farts and flares coming our way, but nothing big. We may hit G1 or G2 level, according to the latest, but nothing major or even moderate really showing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 11:23 PM (w6EFb)

178 That's pretty much Life.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:20 PM (qrzX6)

Yup.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)

179 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2026 11:24 PM (bss/y)

180 For YouTube videos, right click the video, and select "Copy video URL". Paste that, and if there's a ?, remove it and everything after it. (That's just stuff like the video being part of a list of videos. Unnecessary.)

Your shortened "youtu.be" link should be about 28 characters.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 17, 2026 11:22 PM (O7YUW)

Just hit the "share" button, which copies the same link to Clipboard. Then paste here, and strip the ?mark and all that follows, which is Ewetoob's tracking code.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:25 PM (K+PFm)

181 160. Damn. Well done.
Posted by: Bulg

Sunshine, dog's behind, some assembly required.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

182 T-Rex that masturbated really clawed themselves up, so over time the ones with shorter arms evolved.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:26 PM (oq9dX)

183 The kid I care about is going to the Air Force Academy. He wants to be a pilot . I don't want to hear black pill bullshit about effeminate retards what don't have a penis and want to kill their birthing persyn.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (aGrif)

184 182 T-Rex that masturbated really clawed themselves up, so over time the ones with shorter arms evolved.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:26 PM (oq9dX)

No wonder they were so cranky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)

185 T-Rex that masturbated really clawed themselves up, so over time the ones with shorter arms evolved.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:26 PM (oq9dX)

I know how they could have solved that problem...

Posted by: the Paolo at May 17, 2026 11:29 PM (K+PFm)

186 I probably would have been set up that way - had I not been RIFed from AD 20 years ago and allowed to join the Reserves as a consolation prize. The Reserves work differently from AD of course.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:21 PM (T6aVk)

Yeah. The RIFs come and go and it comes down to year groups and numbers in the Army. Had a Captain working for me who was RIF'ed back to enlisted status then promoted to Warrant. Did 30 years before retiring.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)

187 I don't want to hear black pill bullshit about effeminate retards what don't have a penis and want to kill their birthing persyn.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (aGrif)

Them? I think they all joined LAPD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:32 PM (K+PFm)

188 My Honda eu2000i has started burning oil. Started around 1000 hours or so. I did everything right, good oil, oil changes, filter cleanings, spark arrestor cleaning, jetted properly for elevation, the works. Compression, and power, is good. I think it might be a valve guide, not sure.

Pisses me off, it cost me a small fortune back in the day. Fouls plug fairly quickly. Tried loading it up hard for a while, thinking maybe the cylinder glazed over.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (o0flu)

189 Following the comments on the Mycenaeans the other night I asked AI about the Aztec and the Mayas.
The pyramids predate the Aztec and the Mayans.
It's not known who built them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (MpEy/)

190 The oil pump return passages were packed full of blue viton valve seal rubber. Ooops.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)

Good thing you found that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (K+PFm)

Well this is what I mean about the harley gods. This could have been easily dismissed as old breather filters, but there was a subtle twist in the puzzle. They were saying go deeper, and I listened and found shit that had nothing to do with the original problem. Most owners would have ignored the catch can to start with, but this dude had the sense to have it checked out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (snZF9)

191 The kid I care about is going to the Air Force Academy. He wants to be a pilot . I don't want to hear black pill bullshit about effeminate retards what don't have a penis and want to kill their birthing persyn.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (aGrif)

I wish him the best.
My only advice is: Don't Quit.
No matter how tired or hungry or pissed off you get, Do Not Quit!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB)

192 wish him the best.
My only advice is: Don't Quit.
No matter how tired or hungry or pissed off you get, Do Not Quit!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB)

Thank you dear sir..

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:36 PM (aGrif)

193 I don't do black pills.

Never have and never will.

https://tinyurl.com/cc5b9e5b

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

194 Hard Rock
Southern Rock
Progressive Rock

Posted by: Lars at May 17, 2026 11:37 PM (kJH1Z)

195 Pisses me off, it cost me a small fortune back in the day. Fouls plug fairly quickly. Tried loading it up hard for a while, thinking maybe the cylinder glazed over.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (o0flu)

Black oily fouling? They used to sell spark plug anti-foulers. Basically just a short tube about an inch long with a male thread on one end, and a female on the other. Made the plug run hotter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:37 PM (K+PFm)

196 Hi folks. Hope you're having a good night. Sorry about last night, I'll try to avoid doing that in the future. I'm not sure I can afford to be banned from here.

The only other place left is X/Twitter. (Shudder)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2026 11:38 PM (CHHv1)

197 Morgan Luna - Where Words End

Never heard of her. What lyrics I could make out left me head-scratching. The music was nice, but kinda standard. She looked very seriously sincere.

Kinda pretty, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - okie dokey at May 17, 2026 11:38 PM (cz4n2)

198 The two U.S. Navy EA18-G Growlers...
Posted by: Braenyard
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They we're Growlers? Shit, add another $20M to the $75M cost of the "plain" Super Hornet.

You know how many Somali Learing Centers we could have had for that giant fireball? At least five. Maybe six.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 17, 2026 11:38 PM (Ffkme)

199 My Honda eu2000i has started burning oil. Started around 1000 hours or so. I did everything right, good oil, oil changes, filter cleanings, spark arrestor cleaning, jetted properly for elevation, the works. Compression, and power, is good. I think it might be a valve guide, not sure.

Pisses me off, it cost me a small fortune back in the day. Fouls plug fairly quickly. Tried loading it up hard for a while, thinking maybe the cylinder glazed over.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (o0flu)

Usually if it's a guide or guide seal you'll see oil in the intake manifold, or whatever the carb is bolted to. Sometimes you see oil pooled in the port.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)

200
Daily Mail has video of those two jets colliding:

https://tinyurl.com/y4mmbfxj

It's wild. One jet looks like it just swoops down on top of the other -- like their humping or something. Then boom, fall like a rock still hooked together.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)

201 Can we make room for rockabilly in the types of rock?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (PMi3m)

202 Yacht rock is the pyrite of music.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (W5mpo)

203 Yeah, it shouldn’t be burning oil though. 1000 hours on these is nothing. It’s semi intermittent.

During an 8 hour run it will consume about a 1/3rd of the entire sump capacity, which is only about a pint. Stinky, sometimes it it smokes visibly bad. Other times not so much.

But the plug tells the tale. A hotter plug would help insofar I wouldn’t need to put a cleaner one in every day. Otherwise it starts missing.

Just came out or nowhere. The plug was burning beautiful, and when it first started missing I didn’t even think to check the plug. Can’t be that. Ha.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (o0flu)

204 Yacht rock is the pyrite of music.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (W5mpo)

You're being kind.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:43 PM (snZF9)

205 Thank you dear sir..
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:36 PM (aGrif)

It will be worth it. At the end of the day, it will be a fantastic experience and one of the best educations in America. But, ya gotta earn the rewards.
I rode on a flight out of C Springs once and half the plane was the Academy swim team. A very impressive group of people.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:45 PM (2WIwB)

206 It's wild. One jet looks like it just swoops down on top of the other -- like their humping or something. Then boom, fall like a rock still hooked together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)

Damn! Four parachutes; looks like they could have landed dangerously close to the burning wreckage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:45 PM (K+PFm)

207 Just came out or nowhere. The plug was burning beautiful, and when it first started missing I didn’t even think to check the plug. Can’t be that. Ha.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (o0flu)

Does that have a breather tube, or something that relieves crankcase pressure?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:47 PM (snZF9)

208 Just came out or nowhere. The plug was burning beautiful, and when it first started missing I didn’t even think to check the plug. Can’t be that. Ha.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (o0flu)

Maybe piston ring broke?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:47 PM (K+PFm)

209 Usually if it's a guide or guide seal you'll see oil in the intake manifold, or whatever the carb is bolted to. Sometimes you see oil pooled in the port.
——-

Hm.. nothing like that. It runs well, good power under heavy load, runs the A/C on hot days at high altitude.

At one time I’d tear the whole thing down, but my serious wrench bending days are pretty much over.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:48 PM (o0flu)

210 >>Yacht rock is the pyrite of music.

And fake.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:48 PM (viF8m)

211 Sundresses "double-lined so you could skip underwear" … "more freedom, more fun…"

Ah, the '60s "freedom" and "fun"!!
😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - when I was (too) young at May 17, 2026 11:49 PM (cz4n2)

212 I think my various electrical problems in my Ford Ranger is the ignition switch.
The entire dash and windshield wipers went dead on me the other day, but it still cranked and started up.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:50 PM (rbvCR)

213 Maybe piston ring broke?
——-

That could be, I guess.

I did read a complaint somewhere on the internet about these sometimes starting to burn oil right around 1000 hours, and this sort or tracks. Other people talk about getting 10k hours on these with no trouble.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (o0flu)

214 The Sumerian Tablet That Lists Every Star With Life — And Marks the One That Contacts Earth

Fake

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (W5mpo)

215 Undeniably believe that which you said. Your favorite reason appeared to
be on the internet the simplest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I certainly get
irked while people think about worries that they just don't know about.

You managed to hit the nail upon the top as well as defined
out the whole thing without having side-effects
, people could take a signal. Will likely be back to get more.
Thanks

Posted by: More Help at May 17, 2026 11:53 PM (japnJ)

216 I remember the first time I heard “No Quarter” in the 70’s, it was so different from anything I had heard before that it completely blew me away. Still love that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2026 11:53 PM (AnnNE)

217 I think my various electrical problems in my Ford Ranger is the ignition switch.
The entire dash and windshield wipers went dead on me the other day, but it still cranked and started up.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:50 PM (rbvCR)

Sounds like the "accessory" circuit of the ignition switch. Check all your fuses and relays. There may be more than one fuse panel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:54 PM (K+PFm)

218 49 but how does patient zero get it to pass along?
Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)

He "poxes" a monkey. Or eats one.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM -------
We need to send them a shitload of lunchables so they stop eating that shit

Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 11:55 PM (kTtsV)

219 Sounds like the "accessory" circuit of the ignition switch. Check all your fuses and relays. There may be more than one fuse panel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:54 PM (K+PFm)

They all came back on again when I parked, so it isn't the fuse. I think the ignition was replaced or forced at some point and not done well.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

220 Fake
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (W5mpo)

No shit.

BTW, japnJ at 215 is a spammer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:56 PM (K+PFm)

221 hILLRY has a pretty sundress, it's called a muumuu.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:59 PM (oq9dX)

222 They all came back on again when I parked, so it isn't the fuse. I think the ignition was replaced or forced at some point and not done well.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

Is the ignition switch right behind the lock, or is it further down the steering column, and operate by a link from the lock?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (K+PFm)

223 Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin (Enya) and Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) were both born on this date, and could not be more different.

Enya, who was born in 1961, is a brilliant artist, and her music is an enduring favorite whenever you want atmosphere in the background that won't overwhelm conversations. I'm sure that everyone's heard her big hits a million times, so instead here's a track with Irish musician Eddie Lee on upright bass, off her eighth studio album Dark Sky Island (2015):

Enya - Even In The Shadows (Official Lyric Video)
https://youtu.be/sgOgodVo4SM

Trent Reznor was born in 1965 and is a genius in the medium of discomfort, basically Enya's opposite. After being in and out of rehab, he is now married with five children, and prefers working on film scores these days as it pushes his music different places than recording and touring would (embracing the discomfort that he also inflicts). So, here's a "Best Rock Song" Grammy-winning track from Nine Inch Nails's most recent album, the Tron: Ares movie soundtrack (2025):

Nine Inch Nails - As Alive As You Need Me To Be (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/SnMyroAH0rg

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (Sy6m/)

224 214 The Sumerian Tablet That Lists Every Star With Life — And Marks the One That Contacts Earth

Fake
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
-----

...and another one bites the dust

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (MpEy/)

225 I did read a complaint somewhere on the internet about these sometimes starting to burn oil right around 1000 hours, and this sort or tracks. Other people talk about getting 10k hours on these with no trouble.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (o0flu)

Well you gotta go by the numbers. I looked up the engine. It has a breather hose that goes to the air box. If you can unhook that breather hose from the airbox and run it under a load you may get your answer. If you see smoke coming out or a shit ton of oily vapor then yeah its probably rings. Pulling the airbox gives you a view right into the carb where you may see oil pooled in the carb.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 12:02 AM (snZF9)

226 ...and another one bites the dust

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (MpEy/)

And I am not sure that the AI report up=thread that the pyramids in central America long predate the Aztecs or the Mayas is accurate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:04 AM (K+PFm)

227
There is a Dr. Werner Stein. Only problem is he's a gynecologist in Bavaria, not some linguist specializing in Sumerian tablets.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

228 Speaking of the steering column, the F-150's shift lever has never been smooth and it came to pass that the interaction between it, in park, and the key was more difficult.
Sprayed silicone lube into the keyhole and every other place I could stick the stem.
Miracles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:07 AM (MpEy/)

229 Is the ignition switch right behind the lock, or is it further down the steering column, and operate by a link from the lock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (K+PFm)

Sorry, it is all the same key ignition unit with the "ears" so I don't have to just twist the key. There is a lever behind it to release the key when I turn it off. The whole thing is out of whack, and sometimes get stuck, but it wasn't until I got the radio and windshield wipers to come back on by turning it off that the fault seemed to make sense.
I think there is an issue with wet weather too, because the windshield wipers reliably won't work when it rains. Probably the key ignition is the main problem.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 12:07 AM (rbvCR)

230 If you can unhook that breather hose from the airbox and run it under a load you may get your answer.
——-

That’s a good idea. Carb and intake and all that is clean and free of oil. I can pull the breather hose from the block and put it under heavy electrical load easy enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:08 AM (o0flu)

231 227
There is a Dr. Werner Stein. Only problem is he's a gynecologist in Bavaria, not some linguist specializing in Sumerian tablets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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There's another one too.
Werner Stein was a German physicist, biophysicist, and politician known for his influential tenure as Senator for Science and Culture in West Berlin from 1964 to 1975 and for authoring the widely used Kulturfahrplan, a chronological reference work on cultural history.

[1] [2] Born on December 14, 1913, in Berlin-Wilmersdorf, he studied physics and related subjects from 1933 to 1939 in Berlin, Munich, and Frankfurt.

[3] He later pursued an academic career at the Freie Universität Berlin, serving as a scientific assistant in physics from 1951 to 1953, earning his habilitation in physics and biophysics in 1956, founding and directing the Institute for Biophysics, and holding professorships in physics starting in 1960

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:09 AM (MpEy/)

232
I saw that the other night, somebody posted it here I think. Note they never mention what star or coordinates in Lyra that was supposedly mapped out.

It did prompt me to look up habitable zone exoplanets in the Lyra region. And lo and behold, there are a few, and one is 1200 ly away. Kepler 442 b. And there is another one, Kepler 62 f, also about 1200 ly away in Lyra as well.

That may have been the genesis of that whole thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

233 It's wild. One jet looks like it just swoops down on top of the other -- like their humping or something. Then boom, fall like a rock still hooked together.
Posted by: publius
----
One came in from the top and basically got impaled on the other's tailfin. The only reason the "bottom" crew was able to eject is that the hornet airframe is twin-tailed, and therefore the top plane was off to the side on one tail so that it's body didn't cover the other canopy.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 12:13 AM (Ffkme)

234 There is a Dr. Werner Stein. Only problem is he's a gynecologist in Bavaria, not some linguist specializing in Sumerian tablets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

I bet he'll look at some Sumerian boxes if you ask nicely.

Posted by: ::Rimshot:: at May 18, 2026 12:14 AM (NZPfR)

235 >>>Sprayed silicone lube into the keyhole and every other place I could stick the stem.
Miracles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

>Pro-Tip: Never spray graphite into your ignition switch. It's conductive and you will have various problems.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (D1E+2)

236 1200 light years? I don't think I'll leave the porch light on.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (oq9dX)

237 That may have been the genesis of that whole thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

There was a movie, "Star Man" from the 1970's in which the very human-like alien came from a planet of Beta Lyrae.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (K+PFm)

238 I think there is an issue with wet weather too, because the windshield wipers reliably won't work when it rains. Probably the key ignition is the main problem.
Posted by: Kindltot
----

It's that BINGO box under the dashboard. It's like the main box to your house. That's where Ford likes to leak best, right onto the box. It's corrosion/short.
There's ample online info.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:17 AM (MpEy/)

239 Wes Moore is asshoe

Wes Moore’s Afghanistan story starts to unravel
-

Proving with a wisp that, as the saying goes, sometimes Moore is Wes.

Also wuss.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (DGD6U)

240 237 That may have been the genesis of that whole thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

There was a movie, "Star Man" from the 1970's in which the very human-like alien came from a planet of Beta Lyrae.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (K+PFm)

Jeff Bridges?

Think that was 80s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (bss/y)

241 >>>>Pro-Tip: Never spray graphite into your ignition switch. It's conductive and you will have various problems.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
---

The things one learns.
Thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (MpEy/)

242 It's that BINGO box under the dashboard. It's like the main box to your house. That's where Ford likes to leak best, right onto the box. It's corrosion/short.
There's ample online info.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:17 AM (MpEy/)

Had that happen on the 2002 F150 I owned for a while. Don't know if the Ranger is built the same way. Mazda-built, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:19 AM (K+PFm)

243 There was a movie, "Star Man" from the 1970's in which the very human-like alien came from a planet of Beta Lyrae.
-
Red light means stop.
Green light means go.
Yellow light means go very fast.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 12:20 AM (vSvIl)

244 I see that no one has yet mentioned the Nazis on this ONT.

Did you know that the Nazis helped save the Great Generation's asses? Interesting history:

https://tinyurl.com/bd9kjnb6

"Nazi shmatzi," says Wernher von Braun!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 12:21 AM (DGD6U)

245 Jeff Bridges?

Think that was 80s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (bss/y)

I don't know. Might be conflating with some other book/movie. I do remember that Beta Lyrae was the supposed home of some alien visiting Earth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:22 AM (K+PFm)

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