Foreign Communist Candidate for LA Mayor Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs Because the Transnational Invaders Instinctively Make Endless War on American Normies

Their absolute hatred of anything normal and wholesome, and their absolute determination to steal away any simple pleasure from the working and middle classes, is demonic.

I'm sure you remember this same instinct in full effect during the lockdown.

But Black Lives Matter thugs are allowed to dance in the streets, of course.

LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban
Los Angeles mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman wanted to ban backyard barbecues for residents during certain high fire danger days across the city.
Raman introduced a motion Wednesday directing city officials to examine emergency restrictions on grilling during Red Flag Warning days, when high winds and dry conditions significantly increase wildfire danger across Los Angeles.
The proposal specifically asks officials to consider possible limits on backyard barbecues, fire pits and other open flames in residential neighborhoods during those high-risk weather events.
Councilmember Monica Rodriguez, who represents much of the San Fernando Valley, stepped in and successfully blocked the proposal by introducing a separate motion that stripped Raman's barbecue ban.
"The last thing Angelenos need is a ban on hosting a carne asada in their own backyard," Rodriguez told The California Post.
...
"We're not checking the weather for red flag conditions before planning a backyard barbecue," Rodriguez said. "This is what families do. Birthday parties. Carne asadas. Family gatherings. A lot of people barbecue."
The same motion would have also had a major impact on restaurants that cook with open flames. Rodriguez said she started hearing concerns from restaurant owners when the motion was being passed around.
"You had restaurant owners calling it out saying, 'This is going to affect our business,'" she said.

Note that her interest in public safety is strictly limited. She insists that kids will not be safer with a ban on illegal homeless encampments just 500 feet from a school:

Watch Nithya Raman’s constituents BOO her when she says it doesn’t matter if homeless drug encampments are cleared out or left right next to a school. Then she rolls her eyes. No wonder everyone hates her. pic.twitter.com/dnSrZLPIoe
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) April 28, 2026

But when she sees the chance to stick it to the middle class, she's on it like a Somali on a Medicaid scam.

Spencer Pratt: I will clean up homeless encampments, address drug addicts, & prevent fires from burning down people's homes.

Karen Bass: I will spend your money on teeth for meth addicts.

Nithya Raman: I will ban grilling burgers in the backyard.

Your choice, Los Angeles.
— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) May 15, 2026

This
is
AMAZING pic.twitter.com/f5Gj1TAgP8
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) May 15, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

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1 foist

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (CWTWj)

2 she's a real american

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (73/SM)

3 yes lets ban cooking and meat. save the planet

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (CWTWj)

4 Denaturalize and deport.

I'm done tolerating these jackholes.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (OUMaO)

5 Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.

How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM)

6 This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)

7 How will the invaders cook the poor, little cats?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b)

8 re 5: i think she's still a liberal at heart but apparently in 2024 she didn't for president

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (CWTWj)

9
Next, she'll ban dog walking. Because dogs are Haram.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (9znMV)

10 This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.
---
They'll eat the eraser off the pencil, jam the sharp end into their privates and blame Republicans for the pain.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (73/SM)

11 They will "choose" the whacko.

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (YwEeS)

12 Nice clip.
She seems fun.

Not sure she'll make my "Hot Ladies of the Democratic Party Swimsuit Edition' but she's in the running.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Sco7b)

13 re me at 8: she didn't 'vote'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (CWTWj)

14 emergency restrictions on grilling during Red Flag Warning days, when high winds and dry conditions significantly increase wildfire danger across Los Angeles.

Together, we can make every day Red Flag Day!

Posted by: Vegan Commies at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (KAa/S)

15 I picked up an extra 10lbs of lobster and 10lbs of Kobe beef for a cook-out with the Obamas.

We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2)

16 Nithya Ramen is probably my least favorite brand.

Posted by: Guy who eats too much of it at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1)

17 It's Nithya's race to lose to Pratt. Bass would love to have it easy and go against Pratt in the general. Any other candidate like Rae or Miller is throwing your vote away

Turn out is going to be terrible. Nobody is paying attention to this race. I would be turnout will be 20%. That heavily favors incumbents.

Most people won't vote for Bass. But they will split the anti-Bass vote between Naman and Pratt. Then, in November Bass will win with the help of her detractors who still would choose her over a Republican.
In a highly partisan environment, there's basically no way for an establishment incumbent to lose. This is why polarization leads to dysfunctional government.

Street homelessness is down 18%. Bass is getting L.A. Olympic ready. People don’t want to vote for MAGA nor DSA.

I voted for Raman who’s better than Bass, who’s going to win if Raman doesn’t. Best case scenario is Raman pulls it off, worst case scenario Bass wins again. Pratt has no chance so that’s not a scenario.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (ycI94)

18 Some federal district court is missing its judge.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (3g5Xe)

19 Nithya Ramen blames Toyota for catalytic converter thefts.

They blame Walgreen's for theft.

They blame you for slavery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

20 I’ve heard You get the government that you vote for - good and hard!

Posted by: Unkaren at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (JjYer)

21
How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM)

Between his constant linking of Althouse and the other douchebag fondling the Beatles' balls, I gave up wasting my time on Insty a couple of years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (9znMV)

22 You whip up some macoroni salad, a pitcher of Kool aid, and grill some hot dogs for the kiddies. All for under $10. But why do this when you can walk a few blocks and see meth heads indulging in anal, for the planet doncha know.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (gm9Sb)

23 I have heard that one can trace a lot of these rabid lefty Indians ancestry back to a specific region of India.

And that they're all of the brahmin caste.

Which is to say, the spoiled rich embrace socialism because the spoiled rich can afford socialism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

24
Raman attended Harvard and MIT but she didn't go from there to get rich in tech or investing. According to ChatGPT, she worked in urban planning, architecture/planning-related consulting, and affordable-housing / homelessness advocacy work. I think she's a true believer, which is scary.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (XJ22o)

25 Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6)

26 15 I picked up an extra 10lbs of lobster and 10lbs of Kobe beef for a cook-out with the Obamas.

We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2)

If it turns into a key party, you're on your own.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)

27 Isn’t she a vegetarian?

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (p4NUW)

28
Barbecue often features pork, which is offensive to muslim colonists. The creature is protecting them, some of her actual constituents.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (VWtfl)

29 Trying to care what Ann Althouse thinks.

(grunting) uunnnnnhhhhh

Nope. Don't care.
Tried to care.
But I don't care.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

30 I saw Stupid Bints open for Hole at the Lilith Fair in '97.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (/k+lW)

31
She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian.

Years ago, I knew a couple who liked to grill and BBQ in the summer.

Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

So....yeah...

3rd World a-holes want normal American people to get rid of their BBQ and also dogs.

Just spitballing here but there are other countries they could live in.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (iJfKG)

32 Did the Pratt campaign do the Lego people ad? Because if not, he had a lot of other clever people supporting him

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (n3VHW)

33 Raman v Pratt would be a fun mayoral race.

Raman would probably win because brown women are just better than white men, but it would still be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (xBVv0)

34 Pork, pork, pork
At the end of my fork, fork fork.

Posted by: It's a catchy jingle at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (2Ez/1)

35 Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/)

36 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Sy6m/)

38 Foreign Communist Candidate for LA Mayor Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs Because the Transnational Invaders Instinctively Make Endless War on American Normies

Because California doesn't suck enough.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

39 If Pratt loses he just needs to pack up and get out of LA. Can't say he didn't try. No sense committing suicide and going down with the ship.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (qrzX6)

40 Ever notice these third worlders, and their first generation offshoots are all shitbirds?

American has a culture that include bbq? Don’t like it GTFO.

I am so sick of these assholes.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (m4ES5)

41 "You're right. I've never really liked BBQ now that I think about it."
-AWFL McWineMom Karen, Pasadena

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (xBVv0)

42 LA, Chicago and NYC. Three of America's great metropolis following Detroit into destruction. The nitwits have seen it happen before but arrogantly say "we'll do it right this time" . No, no you won't. Whether you're the political leaders or the sheep you should have seen it coming. No sympathy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (gu0hJ)

43 We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Are you insane? Remember what happened to the last guy who cooked for the Obamas?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (M0V4/)

44 Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/)

He needs to study what a Rudy did.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (qrzX6)

45 Is this about me?

Posted by: The douchebag fondling the Beatles' balls at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (2Ez/1)

46 . . . from my warm, greasy, dead fingers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

47 Nithya needs to go back to India and become a street food fender who cooks with her feet and wipes her backside with her hands before handing you your bread rolls.

She is an asshole.

Posted by: Ban Immigration From India at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Sma6t)

48 Next, she'll ban dog walking. Because dogs are Haram.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (9znMV)

Seems we should ban Haram.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

49 >> LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban

We have a saying in America for thoughts like this, “go fuck yourself”.

Isn’t the free exchange of ideas great?

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (m4ES5)

50 Look at those crazy eyes. Can’t understand normal thinking.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Htwr7)

51 America is haram. They should get out else their god Allah will be displeased.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (xBVv0)

52 FYI: You can spend all your love making time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)

53 I mean, she's right. Kids aren't that much safer if you just move the homeless camps 500 feet away from the school.

Instead, we need to ban homeless camps within 10 miles of a school, for the children.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (H6QjV)

54 It is perfectly OK for any old WOG to take an 87 octane bath and light himself up, but no weenie roasts on a summer night?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (gm9Sb)

55 51 America is haram. They should get out else their god Allah will be displeased.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (xBVv0)

They should go to England. T.E. Lawrence would approve.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)

56 The Hate America party posed to win LA just like they did NYC.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (qrzX6)

57 Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6)

It's like he hired the crew that used to do the songs for Phineas and Ferb.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

58
This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.
Posted by: Archimedes

==============

It's funny, I don't think I've ever seen the LA electorate dissected and analyzed the way, say, NYC voters are. Who are LA voters? I can think of the students of UCLA, the rich whiteys of the west side and the San Fernando Valley, the illegal aliens of east and central, middle-lass Blacks of Crenshaw, dead-enders in Watts (haven't been there, only seen it on tv so I can't confirm). I'm guessing/generalizing on a lot of this, cuz I've never seen anyone else do it before.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

59 Okay, so she's unAmerican. Quelle surprise. Most of LA is unAmerican, according to everything I've seen. Really, the big quake can't happen soon enough for that shithole.

I won't go to Chicago anymore. I won't go to NYC either. I only pass through Dallas/FTW on my way to the MoMe. Seattle is a mess, and I won't go to Portland. Hell, I can barely stand Honolulu, but at least the weather is divine there.

On a nicer note, the leaves on the birch trees all popped out this morning. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, and the birdies are all over the damned place. I'm putting the rest of the garden in this weekend. All is right in MY world.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (DwqWV)

60 53 I mean, she's right. Kids aren't that much safer if you just move the homeless camps 500 feet away from the school.

Instead, we need to ban homeless camps within 10 miles of a school, for the children.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

You're playing by their rules. Just ban homeless camps. Done.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (ycI94)

61 Rahman learned the grift quickly . Set up her own " homeless services" not for profit and made herself a millionaire. Perfect Cali pol

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (gu0hJ)

62 Ban ferners from running for office at any level.

They come here, they run, they win, they suck.

Just stop the practice altogether.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Pratt: Public safety and social order for everyone!

Bass: Teeth for tweakers!

Raman: Outdoor grilling for outlaws only!

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (Sy6m/)

64 So Hispanics are gonna vote for this ramen noodles lady?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (2Ez/1)

65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)

66 GET ME NEW CHOPPAHS

Posted by: Ahnold Methenegger at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS)

67 I thought the original Lego song was a huge indictment against the Left and socialism.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (qrzX6)

68 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)

It's his chosen logo, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

69 57 Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6)

It's like he hired the crew that used to do the songs for Phineas and Ferb.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

'Bowling for Soup'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)

70 Okay, so she's unAmerican. Quelle surprise. Most of LA is unAmerican, according to everything I've seen. Really, the big quake can't happen soon enough for that shithole.

I won't go to Chicago anymore. I won't go to NYC either. I only pass through Dallas/FTW on my way to the MoMe. Seattle is a mess, and I won't go to Portland. Hell, I can barely stand Honolulu, but at least the weather is divine there.

On a nicer note, the leaves on the birch trees all popped out this morning. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, and the birdies are all over the damned place. I'm putting the rest of the garden in this weekend. All is right in MY world.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (DwqWV)

Even among the Democrats here in LA, the real problem is the grifting class and the elites. The low info voter is the least of the problems.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (8avO+)

71 65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)

Mankind was waiting for you to come flying along...

Posted by: Seals and Crofts at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (/k+lW)

72
65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May

He created a hummingbird sanctuary on his property. There are videos out there of him with hummingbirds landing all over him.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (p4NUW)

73 Nothing outside Raman noodles
Nothing above Raman noodles
Everything within Raman noodles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH)

74
'Bowling for Soup'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)

You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

75 74
'Bowling for Soup'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)

You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

\m/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (xcxpd)

76 Another polytheist communist who was born in India, and even went back there after being in the states for a while. It was such a great place she came back here to scam a naturalization, and tell us all how to live, constitution be damned.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (f4tQo)

77 I liked it better when Democrat lunatics like Raman didn't go to Harvard. It was much better when Theodore Roosevelt attended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (n3VHW)

78 It's funny, I don't think I've ever seen the LA electorate dissected and analyzed the way, say, NYC voters are. Who are LA voters? I can think of the students of UCLA, the rich whiteys of the west side and the San Fernando Valley, the illegal aliens of east and central, middle-lass Blacks of Crenshaw, dead-enders in Watts (haven't been there, only seen it on tv so I can't confirm). I'm guessing/generalizing on a lot of this, cuz I've never seen anyone else do it before.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

There are few to no elections here not gerrymandered to safe seats for both parties. Nothing is contested.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (8avO+)

79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR)

80 73 Nothing outside Raman noodles
Nothing above Raman noodles
Everything within Raman noodles.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH)

Dang thing is...well done ramen is good.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (tOcjL)

81 About 4mm live in LA, about 1mm voted in the last election, to give Karen Basura the victory over Rick Caruso. About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1)

82 Outlaw apple pie, why don't you?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

83 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

84 62 Ban ferners from running for office at any level.

They come here, they run, they win, they suck.

Just stop the practice altogether.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Even more necessary for judgeships, since immigrants cannot be expected to ever develop sufficient cultural facility to judge the native-born wisely. One of the more risible/infuriating tendencies is an inability to accept that our Bill of Rights means what it says; they literally cannot conceive that the Framers actually meant those words, so they asspull that it was poetic.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (Sy6m/)

85 Hey guys,

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Posted by: Joyenz at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (2F0/Y)

86 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR)

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (/k+lW)

87 Black pepper Spam is the best Spam.
Fight me.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)

88 86 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR)

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (/k+lW)

=======

"Would you like it with a goat? Would you like it on a boat?"
-Spam I Am

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (xBVv0)

89 She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian.
......

That poops upstream from where she bathes.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (UjdFS)

90 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

His first hint was:

"On Clearance".

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (iJfKG)

91
Sizzle
Pork
And
MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/)

He needs to study what a Rudy did.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (qrzX6)

There's a lot he might be able to do by firing deadwood in the city police and services and overall administration areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)

93 Way to court the Black vote!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)

94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

95 About as off topic as I can get; today kicks off "World Fiddle Day." A weekend, actually, of... well, music with fiddles. Big one going on in Harpers Ferry, WV.

I doubt anyone's going to prohibit grilling burgers there.

They'd be strung up. 👀

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (jehhT)

96 Remember when America was a melting pot, and you left your old shitty culture at the door, because that’s one of the main reasons you were here?

That all fell apart when Democrats started telling them how their culture was more important than ours.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (f4tQo)

97 83 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

Piper and I are in complete agreement.

And on that point, I have to get my 1st PET in 2 weeks and have been told practically zero carbs the day before. I looked at my options for food (with dairy and nuts out) and was like "this will be the worst day of eating ever"...but then it will be done.

Right now, it looks like bacon, bunless burger, and steak...with some eggs (apparently under 1 carb is okay)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (tOcjL)

98 89 She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian.
......

That poops upstream from where she bathes.
Posted by: wth

An idea for Pratt's next viral video - to the tune of Lakmé - Duo des fleurs

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)

99 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

His first hint was:

"On Clearance".

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (iJfKG)

We're the cans dusty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (zZu0s)

100 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

You are Grilling Our God!

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (4ljtY)

101 94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

Rinse it, slice it and pan fry it.
Surprisingly good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

102 Surpeise, Surprise, a Jeet doesn't want anyone to eat meat.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn)

103 Don't knock it until you've fried it.
In honey butter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

104 About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Most if they aren't social media obsessives. Most voters are apolitical in behavior but reflexive in outlook. People that smack the refresh button on x, insta, Faceboof, etc. are not the average voter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (diia5)

105 This thinking by the Left goes back decades. When I was young, a good rule of thumb was that if it was something a nuclear family in the suburbs liked to do, it automatically sucked.

Posted by: MartynWW at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (M9zxq)

106 About 4mm live in LA, about 1mm voted in the last election, to give Karen Basura the victory over Rick Caruso. About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1)

well going viral with mean tweets gives him 100x the exposure of ads with virtually zero cost. Basura is already skipping the next debate just to avoid facing him again.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)

107 In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

108 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.

Now they come here and try to tell us how to live. GFY.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (f4tQo)

109 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

110
I doubt anyone's going to prohibit grilling burgers there.

They'd be strung up. 👀
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (jehhT)

There was an Ole Miss baseball game on the big screen at a sports bar we were at the other day.

They allow grills in the outfield stands. People were cooking burgers and hotdogs during the game.

I thought that was awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Spam, spam, spam, gochujang, and spam.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (RIvkX)

112 You were born a steer, but tonight you are a walleye!

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)

113 >>>If it turns into a key party, you're on your own.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

>Everybody dreads drawing Big Mike's key. The peg is non-negotiable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (D1E+2)

114 100 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

You are Grilling Our God!
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (4ljtY)

I never get fun encounters like this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (xcxpd)

115 107 In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

Not the fun story - the male Chairman of the Fairfax County Council called a female School Board member a bimbo (on text and doubled down), and the blue on blue war is on. He's a white dude, so he may lose.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (tOcjL)

116 >Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

You came from f*cking INDIA. I'm quite sure that shithole smells worse than a damn backyard barbeque.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)

I thought she and Bass refused to be in anymore debates because Pratt trounced them in the first one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (n3VHW)

118 111 Spam, spam, spam, gochujang, and spam.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (RIvkX)'

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (xcxpd)

119 Here in NorCal we've had those for years... When we get one that's when we fire up the pizza oven.. Makes great smoke...

Posted by: Zombie Joh McCain at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)

120 We have an Indian communist from Maryland here running to replace Pelosi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (RIvkX)

121 They deserve what they vote for

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

122 In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).

Eh, we know scads of Indians and Pakis. They aren't all jerks - in fact most aren't. I'm not going to condemn them just because the loudmouths get lots of attention. That would be like condemning whites because of Karenish behavior.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

123 108 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
+++
And they've got trains!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

124 Ideas Whose Time Has Come:

1. ~~A home~~TEETH for the homeless!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

125 123 108 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
+++
And they've got trains!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

======

Raman came out against the high speed rail project very recently.

Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xBVv0)

126 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (nvKZ7)

127 Sacred cow burgers comin' right up!
Who wants their buns toasted?

Posted by: wth - drinking and grilling at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

128 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

Offer to grill some corn on the cob they bring over, or Naan bread. Tandori Chicken if they bring over the raw stuff on skewers. Clean foil should do for religious purposes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

129 121 They deserve what they vote for
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

I say let 'em crash!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xcxpd)

130 BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (0MjtC)

131 >>I never get fun encounters like this.

Years ago I was eating a slice of Pizza in a college town Pizzeria.
A guy came in to complain about the lights that were left on in the establishment between 3-6 am. To the girl who serves slices at the counter.
After about 5 minutes of him harassing the employees, I dragged him out by his ear.
The girls behind the counter couldn't thank me enough.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (4ljtY)

132 28
Barbecue often features pork, which is offensive to muslim colonists. The creature is protecting them, some of her actual constituents.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (VWtfl)

Ah, but is she Hindu, Sikh, or an evil Muslim?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (T6aVk)

133 Raman came out against the high speed rail project very recently.

Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xBVv0)

That's one thing the train from nowhere to nowhere will never do.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (8avO+)

134 That would be like condemning whites because of Karenish behavior.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah. What about the British in Malaya?

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)

135
Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xBVv0)

I wonder why..........

https://is.gd/1uupo5

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

136 That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

I mean, yes, but then again I have eaten some truly horrible stuff that makes this just unpleasant.

"lettuce soup" for example. "Patchouli flavored sticky rice balls" for another. Examples of fusion cuisine that make Tagamet a blessing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

137 131 Years ago I was eating a slice of Pizza in a college town Pizzeria.
A guy came in to complain about the lights that were left on in the establishment between 3-6 am. To the girl who serves slices at the counter.
After about 5 minutes of him harassing the employees, I dragged him out by his ear.
The girls behind the counter couldn't thank me enough.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (4ljtY)

=======

"Dear Penthouse forums"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (xBVv0)

138 Raman came out against the high speed rail project very recently.

Raman relies on high polarizability.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

139 10x US Rep Steve Cohen cowardly won't even give his Super D record a chance for voters to send him back #11 times.

Faced with real voters he quits.
Can you imagine drafting this guy and getting him to bayonet practice?

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (/u6C6)

140 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
+++
And they've got trains!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
---
Every foreign company has to learn that everything needs a bribe. Some companies that try to be ethical have had to close operations there if they were serious about their no bribery policy.

And yes, people people do shit on the sidewalks there.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

141
"Vote." That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (2Ez/1)

142 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: The Frogs at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (3uTNk)

143 >> You are Grilling Our God!

lol.

We had a neighbor like that. He came over to complain. Suffice to say he never came back again. And we then ramped it up. I’m really not great at using a smoker. So my brother brought one over and smoked everything he could find for like 12 hours. Enough that my other neighbor came by and said if we had extras he would stop by.

Don’t like America? There are plenty of options for you buddy.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (BswBb)

144 South Asians vs. Latinos?

Jefe, that's gon' be funny!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (wtvvX)

145 126 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.
Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (nvKZ7)

Great. A Naxalite.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (T6aVk)

146 If you don't agree we should ban BBQ, dogs, and Jesus, you're a racist hater, racist hater bigot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (ndZc7)

147 Spencer Pratt winning in LA would be a "The Russian is cut!" moment.

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (TN0g+)

148
I say let 'em crash!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xcxpd)

"Boy Trapped in Refrigerator. Eats Own Foot."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

149 You may only flush your toilet twice a day.
You may only make one pot of coffee s day.
You may only let your children play outside for two hours a day.
Etc,ect, ect,.......
Your government at work.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (NWIIQ)

150 Damn. Off, Greek choral sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (3uTNk)

151
I would love to see Bass knocked out so the race becomes Pratt vs Raman. Then we'd get to see some awesome anti-Raman commercials, which we haven't gotten yet.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (XJ22o)

152 BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (0MjtC)

And the homeless. And the government power company who is legally not allowed to clear dead limbs from wires.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)

153 I Love LA!

Posted by: Randy Newman at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (wVcYX)

154 I mean, yes, but then again I have eaten some truly horrible stuff that makes this just unpleasant.

"lettuce soup" for example. "Patchouli flavored sticky rice balls" for another. Examples of fusion cuisine that make Tagamet a blessing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

I've done a lettuce soup - it's not bad (although it's not great), but it does need a blender (and I'll only eat it that way)...it's WAY better if you don't have soggy leaves in it...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)

155 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: The Frogs at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (3uTNk)

You asked for it..........

https://youtu.be/zywY7xXzenI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...
.......

Aim for the dot.

Posted by: wth - drinking and grilling at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

157 Etc,ect, ect,.......
Your government at work.
Posted by: Case

You make keep some of your paycheck

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)

158 94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

There was a bar in Spenard that would sell you a bottle of Dom Perignon and it always came with a free can of Spam. Called the Fly By Night Club. Hilarious.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (DwqWV)

159 LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban

Note: They would be banned ONLY for normies.

People in the hood and illegals would be allowed to continue having them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

161 Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.

I once saw a video clip of a train in India with as many people on the roof as in the cars. One guy was standing when the train lurched. He instinctively grabbed for the nearest point to steady himself, which turned out to be the power line above the train.

It did not go well for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

162 Why?
Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No. That was an unmarked parody post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (diia5)

163 >>BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.

A lot of Fires in Public Parks are started by people dumping hot coals out of grill setups. As retarded as it sounds, people do this on the regular.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (4ljtY)

164 5 Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.

How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
-------
She gets by with a little help from her friendz.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

165 153 I Love LA!
Posted by: Randy Newman at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (wVcYX)

Oh, you're on my sh!t list buddy. You know why.

Posted by: Robert Reich at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (/k+lW)

166 Hey, while TJM is around, I want to flog his David Lean videos.

He had some good things to say and that made me think again about David Lean's lesser known movies. If you are in the mood for classic movies or cheap YouTube videos, check them out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (xcxpd)

167 Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?
Posted by: Archimedes
_________

Isn't that what this wife is supposed to do when her husband dies? Jump on the pyre?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (XvL8K)

168 162 Why?
Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No. That was an unmarked parody post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (diia5)

======

Well, drat.

I'll have to expunge that from my mind movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (xBVv0)

169 We have an Indian communist from Maryland here running to replace Pelosi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (RIvkX)

what no home grown Indian communists?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (8avO+)

170 It’s almost like they don’t understand the constitution, and The Bill of Rights and want to replace them with their own personal predilections.

Almost.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (BswBb)

171 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.

We are importing commies because apparently foreign commies will do the jobs lazy American commies won't.

Where is Comrade Bush when you need him?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

172 149 You may only flush your toilet twice a day.
You may only make one pot of coffee s day.
You may only let your children play outside for two hours a day.
Etc,ect, ect,.......
Your government at work.
Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (NWIIQ)

Hmm.

Where I live, the rules are few, and mostly unspoken.

Like, only shoot during daylight hours, but remember that when it is light all night, some people still have to go to work in the morning.

Don't mess with the moose or they will mess with you.

Don't behave like bear food.

Other than that, you can pretty much do whatever you like.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (DwqWV)

173 166 Hey, while TJM is around, I want to flog his David Lean videos.

He had some good things to say and that made me think again about David Lean's lesser known movies. If you are in the mood for classic movies or cheap YouTube videos, check them out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (xcxpd)

======

I will respond to comments on the YT soon!

(can only do it on one device, and I'm busy, not just commenting, pulling clips for the next video to edit!)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (xBVv0)

174 Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?
Posted by: Archimedes
_________

Isn't that what this wife is supposed to do when her husband dies? Jump on the pyre?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (XvL8K)

the evil British colonialists put an end to that custom.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)

175
Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

They do drink cow piss.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

176 say let 'em crash!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM

There's a sale at Penny's!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (3uTNk)

177 The name Nithya is just begging to be used in a limerick.

Posted by: But this ain't the Art Thread at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)

178 TBF, that can be a concern on red flag days, but sticking it to everyday voters isn't the One Weird Trick to keep wildfires at bay. It wasn't a charcoal grill that caused the Palisades fire, it was arson assisted by fire department incompetence.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (gUs21)

179 160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

Yes, they use all milk-based cow products...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (tOcjL)

180 Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.

If there is video of Pratt wearing shorts she'll really call for action...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

181 The other day employees at the side job were treated to a lecture on how TX was pure evil to Blacks, how the store sucked because they did not hire Black store directors because they are Black, and CA was paradise because it had quotas. Yep, dude was black, missing 30 of 32 teeth, looked about 80 (but was probably 40) from a nothing job.

He hated the store because it was racist because it allegedly had no Black store directors yet of his own freewill is spending money there.

Fuckin idiot. I’d happily drive him to CA and leave him there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (T6aVk)

182 >>Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.

The Caste System is essentially programmed for Communist appeal.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (4ljtY)

183 I can only imagine what Mayor Raman would think of us burning our trash weekly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)

184 163 >>BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.

A lot of Fires in Public Parks are started by people dumping hot coals out of grill setups. As retarded as it sounds, people do this on the regular.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (4ljtY)

Beaches, too.

About 15 years ago one of my little cousins was visiting LA with her family and somebody had dumped some hot charcoal in a beach pit, then covered it up with sand to put it out.

Well, that meant nobody knew it was there the next morning.

She burned her feet up horribly when she ran through a fire pit she had no idea was there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

185 Commie candidate, "Agenda 21 serfs! You will eat bugs raw."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (BMD3P)

186 Isn't that what this wife is supposed to do when her husband dies? Jump on the pyre?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (XvL8K)
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And it wasn't by any means completely voluntary.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

187
There's a sale at Penny's!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (3uTNk)

Kohl's Mom intrigues me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

188 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

They have cheeses and yogurt. They aren't vegans, or most arent.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)

189 Yes, they use all milk-based cow products...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (tOcjL)

Well at least they won't be coming for everybody's chocolate milk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

190 He created a hummingbird sanctuary on his property. There are videos out there of him with hummingbirds landing all over him.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (p4NUW)

How are people EVER supposed to trust a guy like that?!?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)

191 The guys wife was the worst. she kept yelling at him from the yard, racist crap about the white man and calling him a coward. Really egging him on.

What she didn’t realize is I knew enough Hindi to figure out what she was saying.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (BswBb)

192 They somehow manage to combine the worst possible stereotypes of left-wing lunatics and pinch-faced evangelicals from the 1980s into singular people. The phenomenal self-inflicted pig-ignorance about pretty much everything with boundless smug self-righteousness and dogmatic condescension to everyone who disagrees.

Posted by: Yeah, they're all awful at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

193 I will respond to comments on the YT soon!

(can only do it on one device, and I'm busy, not just commenting, pulling clips for the next video to edit!)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (xBVv0)

And people say you need a hobby...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (xcxpd)

194 Great. A Naxalite.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (T6aVk)

Maybe she has connections to Naxalites, but I thought Naxalites were terrorists that hid in the jungles and then would come out to blow up shit.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (nvKZ7)

195 160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

There is a very simple solution to that.

Don’t fuckin immigrate here. Hell, don’t move here on a temp basis. Don’t come here as a tourist. (That also goes for immigrants to India, or elsewhere.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (T6aVk)

196 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.

The Caste System is essentially programmed for Communist appeal.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM

A former coworker is married to a woman from India. Her opinion of India can be summed up as "f@#k that shitehole country. All my family left the minute we could."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (3uTNk)

197 193 And people say you need a hobby...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (xcxpd)

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I actually filmed an opening for my next video.

Editing beyond just cutting out my ums and ahs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (xBVv0)

198
Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter.

Posted by: Vengeance

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You'd think someone with degrees from Harvard and MIT would go back to her home country and MIGA, but no. So much more satisfying to tell Americans how to run their cities and neighborhoods.

We've really got to cut this shit off. I've never seen so many brown-skinned America-haters holding local offices. They know what they're doing. You get local control, terrify your white constituents (most of your tax base, probably) by threatening to call them racist if they don't support you, and just keep climbing. Someday that loathsome mayor of Dearborn will be governor, I bet. And we haven't seen the last of Omar Fateh by a long shot.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (XJ22o)

199 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

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Beef for the Hindis, pigs for the Muzzies.

It might be a pincer move to ban meat.

We'll ignore that plants scream, though.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)

200 Maybe she has connections to Naxalites, but I thought Naxalites were terrorists that hid in the jungles and then would come out to blow up shit.
Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (nvKZ7)

They do all that but they are Maoists.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (T6aVk)

201 If it weren't for backyard BBQs and charcoal cooking, there would be no heat signature for most of the third world. Make of that what you will, but that's all they got.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (QaH55)

202 What she didn’t realize is I knew enough Hindi to figure out what she was saying.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (BswBb)

Did she know enough English to understand, "Kiss my lily white ass?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (DwqWV)

203 The guy who owns the local liquor store and quickie mart is Indian. Although they don't eat beef (I think his sons do) they've traded some recipes with us and they're pretty good. Some awesome ways to do squash (when we had bumper crops of them). I'd bring bags full of squash, cucumbers, tomatoes and trade them for booze.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (jehhT)

204 ---
Beef for the Hindis, pigs for the Muzzies.

It might be a pincer move to ban meat.

We'll ignore that plants scream, though.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)

Have we met?

Posted by: Sepoy Rebellion at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (T6aVk)

205 94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

Compared to mystery meat in C rations?

Posted by: javems at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (VnYeL)

206 The one thing I can say about Indians, as opposed to Muzzies: Indians don't come here to American demanding the freedom to shit in the streets.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

207 I haven't encountered any Indians trying to force the twisted culture on me. If I did, I'd suggest they go shit in the street, as is their wont to do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (wBaIH)

208 32 Did the Pratt campaign do the Lego people ad? Because if not, he had a lot of other clever people supporting him
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (n3VHW)

I read somewhere that the AI ads are coming from one guy who who is a Pratt supporter and happens to have set up an AI studio to do that kind of thing professionally, so he has all the necessary skills to also do that independently on his own time.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Sy6m/)

209 Separately, I took Ralphy to see one of my late mother's friends. She's about 91. I bring her a muffin from Tim Hortons and a timbit she can feed the dog.

Stuff happened. Ralphy ended up eating an entire blueberry muffin and a timbit today. He's happy....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

210 Don’t fuckin immigrate here. Hell, don’t move here on a temp basis. Don’t come here as a tourist. (That also goes for immigrants to India, or elsewhere.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (T6aVk)

Looking around the world it seems about every Anglosphere nation is being overrun with Indians. U.S., Canada, UK, Australia, NZ - all packed.

The Indians will take over the world in a century just because they colonized every country except China and Russia.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (6ydKt)

211 The guy who owns the local liquor store and quickie mart is Indian.
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Come again?

Posted by: Apu at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

212 194 Great. A Naxalite.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (T6aVk)

==

Do not take Naxalite if you are allergic to Naxalite. Consult your healthcare professional. Side effects include, but are not limited to, headaches, runny nose, hives, hypertension, osteopenia, sore throat, dementia, and death.

Posted by: The FDA at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (PiwSw)

213 The bad news just keeps coming.

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (/u6C6)

214 160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I think the people of Goa, India are meat eaters -including pork and beef. Goa was colonized by the Portuguese. Christians in India (Goa) like to eat beef and pork.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (nvKZ7)

215 Don't take Naxalite if you're allergic to Naxalite.
Side effects include vomiting, diarrhea, and cannibalism.

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)

216 Kohl's Mom intrigues me.

Ellie Kemper is a cutie. She was in an odd *comedy* where she was abducted by a cult that thought the world was ending and years later was rescued and she tried to return to having a normal life.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

217
There was a bar in Spenard that would sell you a bottle of Dom Perignon and it always came with a free can of Spam. Called the Fly By Night Club. Hilarious.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (DwqWV)

Way back when I was stationed at Ft Rich *koff koff* years ago, I only went to the Fly By Night a couple of times. It's something that I thoroughly regret from those years.

On the other hand, I was a Koots regular, especially when Tommy Rocker was in town. Later I found that he stole a lot of his schtick from John Valby, but it was still fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (y9nCu)

218 Don’t come here as a tourist. (That also goes for immigrants to India, or elsewhere.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (T6aVk)

Took my dogs up to Eklutna Lake for a jaunt off leash. Had some Indian tourist berate me for "scaring their daughter." My dogs did not go anywhere near his daughter. I put up with his harangue for almost a whole minute before I asked him if I could visit his country and tell him what to do.

End of conversation.

Dogs had a lovely time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (DwqWV)

219 Most people from India aren't big on meat. Hispanics and Blacks like meat & barbeques though--probably more than the average white person. She might be losing the Hispanic & Black vote.

Posted by: Dave at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (sbsMc)

220 You'd think someone with degrees from Harvard and MIT would go back to her home country and MIGA, but no. So much more satisfying to tell Americans how to run their cities and neighborhoods.

We've really got to cut this shit off. I've never seen so many brown-skinned America-haters holding local offices. They know what they're doing. You get local control, terrify your white constituents (most of your tax base, probably) by threatening to call them racist if they don't support you, and just keep climbing. Someday that loathsome mayor of Dearborn will be governor, I bet. And we haven't seen the last of Omar Fateh by a long shot.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (XJ22o)

If it’s good enough for the Presidency it should be good enough for everyone right down to dog catcher: you don’t hold office unless you are a natural born US citizen.

Posted by: Cos Demon at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (T6aVk)

221 206 The one thing I can say about Indians, as opposed to Muzzies: Indians don't come here to American demanding the freedom to shit in the streets.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

I'm not too impressed by their big rig trucking skills so far.

I'd probably like them all a little more if they'd quit calling to tell me there's a virus on my PC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (6ydKt)

222 Missed it by THAT much!

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (2Ez/1)

223 The Indians will take over the world in a century just because they colonized every country except China and Russia.

Indians just kept having kids while the rest of the world stopped.

Its odd because they aren't actually anti-feminist either, but they are still fairly natalist compared to the rest of the countries similar to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

224 Actually …. Given the galactic level of stupidity systemic to the LA metro, this is not that bad an idea.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 15, 2026 04:17 PM (as+uv)

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