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The Morning Report — 5/ 14/26

Good morning kids. I will try to be charitable this morning by asking the simple question, is this guy deaf, dumb, blind and clueless or worse, a miserable collaborationist Quisling?! I don't live in South Carolina so I don't know this guy's record. But given the blast of infernal heat that this nation has endured for generations, regardless there is just no fucking excuse!

State Sen. Shane Massey's (R-NC) first time talking to the president came last week when Trump called him to discuss how he wanted the redistricting to happen, the New York Times reported. The Republican leader of South Carolina's state Senate defied President Donald Trump and voted against a redistricting effort that could have slashed the state's only Democrat-led congressional district, arguing that "South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party." Contrary to Trump's wishes, Massey joined four other Republicans in voting against the proposal that would have allowed for the Senate to reconvene later this month for a redistricting effort.

As a complete aside, regardless of the spelling, just what the hell is it with people named Massey, (the late great thespian Raymond, notwithstanding)?!
I am of course referring to RINO sex-pest Tom from Kentucky.

Shane, the fucking problem and the reason that this nation is a red nether hair's breadth from plunging headlong into the abyss is because it has had to endure the very same "Vibrant" Democrat party and the fires of hell it has unleashed on us going back almost to the founding. In what insane version of reality is South Carolina better with James Clyburn anywhere within 10 billion light years from the levers of power? Ditto his entire party.

And a hearty fuck you to this loathsome turd of a RINO too:

Republican Governor Tate Reeves has suggested that Mississippi will not redraw its congressional maps before the 2026 midterms.

I suppose Tate Reeves and Shame, er ShaneMassey think Germany in 1933 was much more vibrant with the Nazis, eh fellas?!

And here we are nearly 100 years later and we've got vibrancy out the wazoo!!!

On the whole right now I'd rather NOT be in Philadelphia. . .

A Pennsylvania House candidate endorsed by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.), Rep. Ro Khanna (D., Calif.), Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D., Md.), and other leading far-left figures has hailed notorious cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal as one of several "Black freedom fighters" and "elderly political prisoners" and called for his release from prison.
Chris Rabb (D.), a five-term Pennsylvania state representative running to represent the state's Third Congressional District, cosigned a letter from the Philadelphia Democratic Socialists of America last month urging Gov. Josh Shapiro (D.) to free the 71-year-old Abu-Jamal from prison, where the former Black Panther is serving a life sentence for the 1981 murder of Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner.

If Shapiro wants to burnish his prospects for the Democrat nomination in '28, dim as they are being white, male, non-homo, and mostly Jewish by birth, he will find some flimsy excuse to cut this animal loose. If they can steal a national election and create the Russia collusion hoax, surely they can fake exculpatory evidence. Be that as it may, the problem is in not recognizing who and what the enemy is, and our worst enemy is right in our midst.

On a positive note, it was rather nice to see Chip Roy, whose record at least from what I have seen over the years has been spotty at best, come out with this statement:

Roy laid out Islam's growing foothold across the globe, including his home state of Texas, which has seen a surge in Muslim immigration and Islamic communities. . . "Over the past few years, Shariah-based legal institutions have taken root in American communities, and nowhere is this problem worse than in my home state of Texas," Roy said during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Constitution and Limited Government hearing.

Wow, bravo Chip Roy who absolutely gets it. That said the term Islamism is a dodge and camouflage. It's ISLAM, period full stop. Islamism perpetuates the lie that Islam itself is benign and only fringe elements are insane terrorists. That is of course a dangerous myth. I suppose to go full Robert Spencer and call it out for what it is would have been too much insofar as inviting the usual suspects to shout racist, Islamophobia, Xenophobia, etc. ad nauseam and be politically within third rail territory. Still, this is about as close to calling the proverbial spade a spade as I have yet to see any real American politician, declare. So at least it's something.

On another bright note, to compare and contrast with the aforementioned RINO flunky sellouts, CBD and I had a fantastic conversation on the latest episode of the podcast with friend of the blog and now FRIEND Jeffrey Carter, a bright, outstanding patriot who is running for the office of Treasurer of the state of Nevada.
Linked here and in the sidebar and at the usual outlets listed at the bottom of the post.

If we had more Jeff Carters running, and please God, winning, perhaps the term RINO would become extinct and then before long, Democrats along with them! Support Jeff Carter at Jefcarternv.com

On these positive notes, I hope you all . . .

Have a good day.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

There can be only one. Choose a side.
Good vs. Evil
Miranda Devine: Jihadis and cartels are targets of the new White House counterterrorism strategy, but so, too, are Antifa, Trantifa and other violent domestic left-wing anti-American groups. It’s a sharp departure from the Biden junta's sinister national strategy on counterterrorism that pretended groups like Antifa didn’t exist and instead targeted Catholics at traditional mass, parents questioning gender ideology at school-board meetings and Trump supporters who, Joe Biden told us repeatedly, were “ultra-MAGA,” “semi-fascist” domestic terrorists.
The Trump admin is going after violent leftists and their twisted ideology
He continued on to argue that “Republicans are stronger when the Democrat Party is vibrant and viable.” “You are. Competition makes you better, y’all,” he added.
Republican South Carolina Senate Leader Kills GOP’s Redistricting Effort: ‘Competition Makes Us Better’

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Iranian missiles and drones had targeted the UAE harder than any other country in the conflict, including civilian and energy infrastructure. Israel moved fast, while the system helped defend Emirati skies from Tehran's attacks. . .Netanyahu's office also revealed that he secretly visited the UAE during the war and met Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan in Al Ain on March 26. The meeting marked their first confirmed encounter and produced what Netanyahu's office called a historic breakthrough in relations.
The Abraham Accords Went to War, and Iran United Its Enemies
Iran will put the UAE, and others, ‘through hell.’
Iranian Majles Member Warns of What Iran Will Do Once the U.S. Leaves

* * * * *
Many sour on Iran conflict as it enters its third month with no clear solution in sight.
Voters Lukewarm On U.S.-Iran War, As Majority Oppose Use Of Ground Troops In Iran: I&I/TIPP Poll

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
Justice Thomas reminds us that the Declaration’s promise of God-given rights—not rule by progressive “experts”—made America worth striving to perfect.
Justice Thomas’ Defense of Inalienable Rights Vexes Progressives
Democrats don’t want to accept responsibility for the consequences of their rhetoric.
Democrats Falsely Claim Trump Assassination Attempts Were Staged To Cover Up Their Own Domestic Terrorism
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
The Global Compact for Safe, Orderly and Regular Migration is a non-binding United Nations framework adopted in 2018, supposedly intended to guide international cooperation on migration policy.
White House declares 'replacement migration will never be the standard' under Trump, rejects UN immigration pact
White House officials have indicated that the surge will have a specific focus on cities that do not cooperate with federal immigration agents.
Hundreds of New ICE Officers to Deploy Across More than 40 States
If convicted, the suspects could face the death penalty under Texas law. The case highlights ongoing concerns about violent crimes involving illegal immigrants and has reignited calls for the Trump administration to deliver mass deportations.
Illegals Face Execution for Shooting Pregnant Teen, Killing Unborn Baby.
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
Speaking about findings across the nation the vice president has pledged to hold funds to fight fraud from states that would not fight it themselves.
Vance Threatens To Cut Funds To States That Ignore Medicaid Fraud After Daily Wire Investigation
If found guilty, Mohamed faces up to 20 years in prison or a $100,000 fine. Notably, this is not the first time that Minnesota has been hit by a major welfare fraud scandal. Last week, it was reported that a co-defendant in Minnesota’s largest Medicaid fraud case had pleaded guilty as part of no-jail plea deal with the office of Minnesota’s Attorney General.
Minnesota Grocer Abdidwahid Mohamed Charged Over $1M EBT Fraud Scheme.
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Speaking at an event this week, Bass floated her latest idea to further destroy and bankrupt what was once a great city…
Dem L.A. Mayor Karen Bass Proposes Free Teeth for Meth Addicts
The politics of decay masquerading as virtue.
California and the Logic of Pathocracy
Democrat Chris Rabb, running for an open seat in an overwhelmingly Democratic Philadelphia district, has even won the endorsement of the Philadelphia Inquirer
House Candidate Backed by Titty-Caca AOC, Van Hollen Hails Cop-Killer Mumia Abu-Jamal as Black Freedom Fighter and Political Prisoner
It seems so long ago and far away [Steve, it was maybe last month —Editor] that New York City's Democratic Socialist Mayor, Zohran Mamdani, promised residents everything from free bus rides to universal child care to free groceries — because you just know that nobody was going to prosecute shoplifters at Mamdani's crony-run grocery stores.
Gooder and Harder, NYC: Mamdani's Plan to 'Nickel & Dime' You to Death
The Department of Education launched a new risk assessment tool on April 26 to screen federal student aid applicants for fraud. Since the tool launched two weeks ago, the administration has found about 300,000 fraudulent applications that amounted to $60 million in student loans, officials told the Caller.
EXCLUSIVE: Trump Admin Intercepts $60 Million In Student Loan Fraud
“This is false – the CIA did not raid the DNI’s office,” Coleman wrote in a post, responding to a post in which Watters said, the CIA “JUST RAIDED TULSI GABBARD’S OFFICE.”
Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Roy laid out Islam’s growing foothold across the globe, including his home state of Texas, which has seen a surge in Muslim immigration and Islamic communities. . . “Over the past few years, Shariah-based legal institutions have taken root in American communities, and nowhere is this problem worse than in my home state of Texas,” Roy said during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Constitution and Limited Government hearing. (wow, Chip Roy gets it, but the "ism" is just a redundancy and camouflage- jjs)
Chip Roy Blames ‘Expansionist’ Legal Immigration For Rise In Islamism
Discrimination and serious breaches of hygiene rules.
The Woes of a Halal Restaurant in Lyon, France
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
"And he just like chimes in on our conversation, fucking drunk and belligerent ..."
Rand Paul’s Son Rants Against ‘Gays’ And ‘Jews’ During Alcohol-Fueled Antisemitic Rant
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
. . . The Center for Immigration Studies, a nonprofit that supports restricting immigration, found in 2024 that American taxpayers dole out nearly $70,000 per illegal alien over a lifetime.
Washington Post Worries Illegals Might Pay Their Own Legal Fees, While Immigration Costs Americans Billions
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
In an interview with Port of Los Angeles Executive Director Gene Seroka on Monday, (US Trade Representative Katherine) Tai acknowledged that Trump’s tariff agenda, which brought in a record-breaking $200 billion in revenue last year alone, has won massive support from working-class communities that have borne the brunt of free trade for decades.
Biden’s Trade Ambassador: Trump’s Tariffs Strongly Backed by Blue-Collar Americans Left Behind by Free Trade
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The theft ring is linked to more than a dozen home burglaries across the three states, prosecutors allege, and is accused of stealing about $1 million worth of cash, jewelry, firearms, precious metals, and rare coins. Prosecutors say the three Chilean illegal aliens traveled back and forth from Florida to Wisconsin and Minnesota via a rental car, while Watay organized the travel, Airbnbs for the trio to stay in, posted bail for them when necessary, and handled their financial transactions.
Chilean Illegal Aliens Indicted for Operating Million-Dollar Multi-State Burglary Ring
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
North Carolina taxpayers and families deserve to know whether their flagship public university played any role in the research that may have sparked the COVID disaster.
What Role Did UNC play with COVID?
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Teaching students to despise the nation that gave them everything.
History Books Designed to Reject America’s History
"I’ve been a fan of Penn State since I was a teenager," Blackman told the Washington Free Beacon. He arrived on campus in August 2025, a 50 percent merit scholarship in hand, excited for game nights in Beaver Stadium and a three-year reprieve from the Texas heat. Then he sat through his first anti-racism class.
A Texas Military Vet Dropped Out of Penn State Law School Rather Than Submit to Its Mandatory Anti-Racism Course
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
Opens up the door to massive numbers of illegal aliens and non-citizens voting.
NY to Automatically Register Medicaid Applicants to Vote
Let’s face it, the debate show on the SAVE America Act was the plan all along. And Thune was the star of the ‘deliberative’ farce.
John ‘Failure Is Not An Option’ Thune Just Failed Election Integrity
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
David Wilkinson, a senior Obama White House adviser who leads Yale's Tobin Center for Economic Policy, is working as Spanberger's 'chief transformation officer'
'Moderate' Abigail Spanberger Taps Yale Leader Who Pushed COVID Masks for Two-Year-Olds To Serve in Her Cabinet
Billionaire Dem donor Stephen Cloobeck is arrested in LA weeks after turning back on Eric Swalwell
Billionaire 'bulldog' Dem donor’s accuser reveals shocking details of ‘vicious call’ that sparked arrest
Cloobeck has historically been a powerful and reliable Democrat donor, donating more than $4 million in federal contributions since 2000. As such, these charges not only harm the now-dispersed Swalwell camp, but the Democrats’ campaign machine as a whole.
Former Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate, Swalwell Donor Arrested.
POLITICS
The answer is fairly obvious. . . The state of the economy is always temporary, but socialism and support for terrorism are forever.
The Left Just Went All-In On Its Most Extreme Obsession Yet
. . . like George Costanza and the Jerk Store, he’s already plotting his revenge in 2028. If you take a deep breath, you can smell the failure laced with no small amount of humiliation…
Hakeem Jeffries Concedes Defeat, Moves Gerrymander Battle to 2028
Unlike other recent surveys that showed failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris as the fan favorite, this survey had the “Squad” member leading the pack with 26 percent support. Former Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg came in second place with 22.4 percent support, followed by 21.2 percent who chose California Gov. Gavin Newsom.
Poll Shows Titty-Caca AOC Leading Field of Potential 2028 Democrat Candidates
“Today is not the end of the redistricting process—it is just the beginning!” he said on X. However, assuming any potential redistricting proposal for Mississippi will not take place until after the November midterms, Republicans will have to look to other states to shore up additional potential representation.
Mississippi Governor Backs Off Redistricting Before Midterms.
Republican Georgia gubernatorial hopeful Rick Jackson’s company promoted an organization tied to Syrian refugee resettlement. Jackson, whose company reports over $3 billion in annual revenue, is pouring historic sums into Georgia’s Republican gubernatorial primary. He has also faced scrutiny over his company’s ties to foreign worker recruitment, according to an Atlanta Journal-Constitution report.
EXCLUSIVE: GOP Governor Hopeful Tied To Syrian Refugee Resettlement Group
Surrender Mike: the DC scold who lectures the Right.
Mike Pence, Pretend Lifeguard of Conservatism—Voters Already Left His Pool
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Trump’s visit to Beijing is the first by an American president in nine years. The previous presidential visitor was also Trump, during his first term in 2017. In addition to a full military honor guard and band, the reception ceremony featured about three hundred Chinese students waving Chinese Communist and American flags while chanting “Welcome!” in Mandarin. Trump responded with his characteristic fist pump gesture:
Beijing Rolls Out the Red Carpet for Trump: Bright Lights and Hundreds of Children Greet President in China
“He is not intimidated by Xi at all. He’s showing, kind of like a peacock or a lion, he’s showing his power,” Lillian Glass, a body language expert, said of Trump’s mannerisms.
‘Lion’-like Trump deploys ‘power move’ as he, Xi show ‘genuine affection’ during historic China summit: body language expert
Over the past two days, Cubans living in Havana have been enduring yet another over 30-hour-long blackout as the ailing communist regime finds itself unable to consistently provide power to the Cuban capital city. Cuban-focused outlets reported that residents of the Havana neighborhoods of Bahía, Marianao, Diez de Octubre, Nuevo Vedado, Luyanó, and others banged pots, set up campfires, and burned piles of trash that the ailing ruling regime has failed to properly dispose of during Tuesday night’s protests.
Heated Protests in Cuba After Yet Another 30-Hour Blackout in Havana
Britain is fracturing along ethnic lines, steadily marching toward civil war along with the entire western world — including the United States.
Why Britain’s Elections Portend Trouble For America
One word: immigration.
UK: Why the Landslide Victory for the Reform Party?

THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
It went into Ukraine imagining a swift and decisive victory, but after four years, its energy and business sectors are increasingly fragile.
Russia Is Struggling Badly
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Research on sex differences in intelligence is longstanding and empirically contested, yet discussing findings that favor men is often treated as taboo rather than science.
The Heresy of Sex Differences
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
On Tuesday, Comedy Central’s The Daily Show host-of-the-week Jordan Klepper welcomed actor Paul Dano to the set to promote his new movie, The Wizard of the Kremlin, which is a satirical film on Vladimir Putin’s rise to power. According to both Klepper and Dano, the film also has relevant insights for Trump’s America. Dano plays the part of Vadim Baranov, who is based on the real-life Vladislav Surkov. Surkov was a Putin advisor up until 2020 who helped shape and define what could be called Putinis
Daily Show Tries To Equate Trump's America To Putin's Rise To Power
Christian Toto: Hamill's death wish, Pascal's Colbert buss and the return of Gina Carano
‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Faces Even More Box Office Woes?

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1 Happy Thorsday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

3 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 14, 2026 07:33 AM (9U6Wl)

4 hola

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 14, 2026 07:33 AM (CWTWj)

5 Greeting and good morning, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:33 AM (BpO1e)

6 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 07:34 AM (jehhT)

7
The radical Muslim wants to kill you.

The moderate Muslim wants the radical Muslim to kill you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (HdYcL)

8 I hope the guy who testified about Covid before the committee with Rand Paul watches his back and what he eats and drinks. Rand Paul as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (Nx5jP)

9 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

10 BOING!

And busy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:36 AM (RkR9o)

11 r hennigantx and I nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

12 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (HzRgz)

13 Democrats are soaking in gasoline infused rhetoric, hopefully only they get burned and not the rest of the country in a mega Reichstag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD)

14 Rand Paul is a Democrat tool

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD)

15 So is this Shane Massey person from North Carolina or South Carolina? What shoddy editing.

Posted by: Ok, I'll be the one to ask at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)

16 7
The radical Muslim wants to kill you.

The moderate Muslim wants the radical Muslim to kill you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (HdYcL)

STOLEN! Nailed it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (x0n13)

17
Billionaire Dem donor Stephen Cloobeck is arrested in LA weeks after turning back on Eric Swalwell

For all they scream about "billionaires", Democrats sure seem to be pals with a boat-full of them. It's not unreasonable to think that they'll come out all right while you'll be considered a "billionaire".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (HdYcL)

18 Free Bill Cosby!

Posted by: Chris Rabb, Racist democrat at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (mC7bQ)

19 " I will try to be charitable this morning by asking the simple question, is this guy deaf, dumb, blind and clueless or worse, a miserable collaborationist Quisling?"

All of the above!

Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (vFG9F)

20 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Another beautiful day in Tehran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

21 All those Carolinas look alike to us.

Posted by: The editors at Breitbart at May 14, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)

22 My husband is a DINO but hasn't voted for them since Obama ran the first time. I told him to vote in the primary against the Muslim guy who supports terrorism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (n3VHW)

23 Xi refused to meet with JJ's King of the America's yobgreet at airport
Disrespect?

Posted by: Paul at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (w1mp4)

24 19, embracing the power of AND!

Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (VyBeY)

25 Cloobeck was housing Swalwell.

But they never ever ever ever ever ever partied together. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

26 Israel defended an Arab nation, and the UAE reportedly struck Iran.

The Abraham Accords left the reception hall and walked into combat. Tehran wanted fear, but it may have created the regional alliance it feared most.

Trump is the Greatest Peacemaker in the last 200 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)

27 Over the course of three 150-minute lectures, speakers described all white people as "privileged," called to "eradicate patriarchy," and asserted that the justice system is "about keeping black people in their place."

How horrible. Maybe you freaks should run to safer countries and be protected from this evil privilege.

No seriously; GTFO and we'll gentrify our entire country the moment the last plane hauls you people away.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:41 AM (BpO1e)

28 14 Rand Paul is a Democrat tool
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD)

Libertarians are just DINOs

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)

29 The Republican leader of South Carolina’s state Senate defied President Donald Trump and voted against a redistricting effort that could have slashed the state’s only Democrat-led congressional district, arguing that “South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party.”

That tells me he really is in his heart, a libertine democrat, but can't win office like that. Anyone who thinks the current iteration of the D party is needed and necessary for good government tells me he's either delusional or an enemy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

30 It can't hurt dept:

Following China trip and the inevitable restart of hostilities, Trump should give an address and explain that we've been at war for the last 47 years and have basically never responded in kind.

Preach a bit of patience and explain the shitty JCPOA Obama gave away and Iran's response against their neighbors.

What's 3-5 months compared to the next 30-50 years.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (FxH7T)

31 Yobgreet is important to put into a poultice, but it can be hard to find fresh yobgreet when you need it right away.

Posted by: Granny Clampett at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

32 Remind me to ask my MiL about joo rape dogs. It was in the times so it must be true. I would like to know if she is demented and this will be a good test.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

33 FenelonSpoke

Hope he listens to you.

You two lovebirds have a great day. Here school is almost over for the year. Summer beckons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

34 The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 14, 2026 07:44 AM (9yZMF)

35 The Republican leader of South Carolina's state Senate defied President Donald Trump and voted against a redistricting effort that could have slashed the state's only Democrat-led congressional district, arguing that South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party.

He's a dem with an R behind his name, i.e., the enemy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 07:45 AM (BkMTu)

36 San Franpsycho

The last meeting logistic flight out of Chinese airspace, then we shall see. I view renewed strikes as inevitable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

37 Halfhand

I told my Federal Senator the French and Italians fought harder in WWII than the GOPe today.

I was rebuked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

38 Israel defended an Arab nation, and the UAE reportedly struck Iran.

The Abraham Accords left the reception hall and walked into combat. Tehran wanted fear, but it may have created the regional alliance it feared most.

Trump is the Greatest Peacemaker in the last 200 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

I don't expect anything permanently good to come out of the AA, with a rare exception or 2.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (RkR9o)

39 "Cloobeck was housing Swalwell."
Sounds like a line of text from some literary work by CS Lewis. Or Tolkien.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (2Ez/1)

40 Morning Horde, thx as always JJ.
Watching the vid of Raskin cross examining the HS student about Islam makes the blood boil. The kid held up very well and Dean Cain was spot on calling Raskin a "douchebag".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (gu0hJ)

41 Thanks, Salty. I guess he"ll have to find someone that's slightly less horrible ( if there is one) than the radical Muslim guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:48 AM (rZCVI)

42 The Left Just Went All-In On Its Most Extreme Obsession Yet

Since I refuse to subscribe to DW, what is the "most extreme obsession"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

43 Good morning!

RE: Chip Roy and the Texas runoff elections in May (early voting starts Monday):

The attack ads/postcards/texts/phone calls have been unleashed. Holy Hell!

Yet, only one type has gone deeply negative - the GOPe type. The good guys seems to hardly even mention their opposite number.

Chip Roy's record IS spotty at best, charitably speaking. He won't be getting my vote.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)

44 37 I told my Federal Senator the French and Italians fought harder in WWII than the GOPe today.

Holy Hell, that was a thing of beauty to read. Now I feel the need to tell my Senators that I wish they fought for Americans with the zeal and passion they have for illegal aliens.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:49 AM (BpO1e)

45 The backstory of Trump going to China:

Iran is reaching the point where it will have to cap its wells which will freeze its oil industry. Not capping will make it worse. Once done, it will take many months to reverse this to get the oil back flowing.

China hardest hit, after Iran.

Thus, winning one war and preventing another without our having to pay a butcher's bill.

Expect Xi to agree in private to push Iran to give up its uranium stockpile.

Art of the Deal, Baby!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (dtajH)

46 Since I refuse to subscribe to DW, what is the "most extreme obsession"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Wearing white after Labor Day if I had to guess.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (BpO1e)

47 "according to an Atlanta Journal-Constitution report."

The AJC. It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (vFG9F)

48 Willowed from Pixy's:

@TMZ
Would you consider Spencer Pratt's campaign ad misleading now that it's revealed that he lives in one of LA's premier hotels rather than the trailer on his lot? 🤔
Yes, tell the truth!
6.5%
No, his house is gone!
93.5%

hahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 06:59 AM (/+uur)
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I read that the reason Pratt moved from his trailer to a hotel is because of the death threats he we getting. He has a full security team guarding him 24 x 7.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (RkR9o)

49 Thank you JJ

Nothing more infuriating than a quisling RINO

At least with the AOC’s of the world you know what to expect. I’d rather someone attack me frontally than pretend to be my friend and stab me in the back….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 14, 2026 07:51 AM (yz/88)

50 I told my Federal Senator the French and Italians fought harder in WWII than the GOPe today.

I was rebuked.

Don't forget us!

Posted by: Denmark, Lasted About 6 Hours at May 14, 2026 07:51 AM (mC7bQ)

51 so much insanity in the links, it's hard to know where to start

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)

52 Every day the sun rises, the flaccid, or complicit, GOP gives me less and less reason to even bother voting for them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

53 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (RkR9o)

I'm glad that he has a security team. It's terrible that he needs one just for speaking his mind and the truth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (rZCVI)

54 At least with the AOC’s of the world you know what to expect. I’d rather someone attack me frontally than pretend to be my friend and stab me in the back….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

This, sadly, is the story of the GOPe.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (BkMTu)

55 Denmark,

You saved the Danes of Jewish persuasion, and had some good Commandoes in X Troop.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

56 Billionaire Dem donor Stephen Cloobeck is arrested in LA weeks after turning back on Eric Swalwell
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So... sodomy charge?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (RkR9o)

57 Yobgreet is important to put into a poultice, but it can be hard to find fresh yobgreet when you need it right away.
Posted by: Granny Clampett at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

If you are allergic to yobgreet, do not take yobgreet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (wVcYX)

58 Along with IN, I understand a lot of Chamber Republicans are (or will be?) wiped out in WV.

These good ol' boy duffuses who think their tenure and connections will insulate them from conservative voters really have no clue how pissed off we are.

We're sick and tired of you losers wagging your tail and showing your belly to Dems, begging for a few scraps for yourself while they literally kill us.

Go join John McCain, we have no use for you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (73/SM)

59 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Power is a hella drug to the un-evolved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

60 Yobgreet is important to put into a poultice, but it can be hard to find fresh yobgreet when you need it right away.
Posted by: Granny Clampett

If you are allergic to yobgreet, do not take yobgreet.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Try smobgreb. Same family with less allergies.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 07:54 AM (BkMTu)

61 The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 14, 2026 07:44 AM (9yZMF)

Don't be silly. We know we're at war. We're allied with the democrats to fight you stupid rubes!

Posted by: GOPe at May 14, 2026 07:55 AM (1Ff7Z)

62 Note that the piece about Cuba specified Havana suburbs; that was because those were the only places that still has any electricity at all. Most of the island has been turned off for weeks.

To see how serious a catastrophe this is, consider this question: how do you produce and distribute food with no power, and no fuel?

But Cuba will not revolt, they’re past the point where they could have done it. Now they’re just dying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (AnnNE)

63 Here in KY our elections are on May 19th. The sample ballot has a lot of people on it. Since we're in the county, and unable to vote for any city official, our ballots will be short.

But... there are an awful lot of Democrats on the ballot for most of the positions (city council and the like.)

Some of the names ring a bell. Rabble rousers. Locally and online. They've obviously nothing better to do as many positions are unpaid, but they'll be dicking around with various policies, codes and the like.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (jehhT)

64 13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,

while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

65 Britain is fracturing along ethnic lines, steadily marching toward civil war along with the entire western world — including the United States.

Precisely as the globalists intend.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

66 And the Texas Runoff "rock-ribbed, son-of-Texas, conservative stalwart voice" Voters Guides flooding my mailbox - also Holy Hell!

Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides.

What a crock!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX)

67 13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,

while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)
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These people still wearing masks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

68 The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.

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I honestly don't believe this anymore. They are complicit, period. You can only feign this level of stupidity and cluelessness for so long before I realize, with certainty, they don't want to win. The principles they stand on are lip-service at best. Most of them can go rot in hell as far as I'm concerned.

The Democrats will bring complete ruination to the USA once they reclaim power (and they will...likely soon) because that's what they're already saying. And all the while, the GOP wants to play footsies with a "vibrant" Democrat opponent because, gosh golly, we're better when we have a strong Democrat party! Yeah, I'm not buying that. They want it too... I will not be convinced otherwise.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

69 Some of the names ring a bell. Rabble rousers. Locally and online. They've obviously nothing better to do as many positions are unpaid, but they'll be dicking around with various policies, codes and the like.

==

this is how they get their own in the pipeline!

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:00 AM (GD0B3)

70 I hope Trump has one guy along on the trip to remind him that the Orientals are an inscrutable folk.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:00 AM (ZxPkt)

71 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:01 AM (77rzZ)

72 “The United States objects to the Global Compact on Migration and UN efforts to facilitate replacement migration to the United States and our Western allies.”

Communism promises everyone will be the same in riches.
Communism delivers starvation and 3rd worldliness.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

73 You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted by: Communism at May 14, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX)

74 "...steadily marching toward civil war along with the entire western world — including the United States."

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Ummm... let's review what the term "civil war" has always meant throughout the history of the English language...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1)

75 >arguing that "South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party."
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this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard a politician say-
this is a person who doesn't care about winning- only that he be allowed to play

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

76 Quick remark to Blutarski from the previous thread:

If changing the time manually is not sticking, try syncing to a time server.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (BpO1e)

77 13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,

while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

Data from Gallup suggests 12% of Americans believe the moon landing was faked… so we’re in that looney tunes category. Good grief….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (+gA9j)

78 Too many of the GOP are simply in on the scam. Designated failure theater, or Democrats in Drag. “Bipartisan” legislation is when the Democrats act partisan and the Republicans act Bi

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:04 AM (vxZFu)

79 Hey Donald.
Don't forget that the Orientals are an inscrutable folk.

Posted by: That one guy at May 14, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

80 The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 14, 2026 07:44 AM (9yZMF)

The GOP is well aware that we are at war as they are constantly stealing our supplies to give to the enemy while they knife our leaders in the back.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

81 r/FedEmployees
Crying....again

Sitting by the water crying yet again, feeling super overwhelmed with everything. Can someone please give me some hope or tell me there is light at the end of the tunnel? I worked my ass off to get credentials to be here and I cant believe this is the end of the road.

My manager does too, but she’s retiring. I’m so scared of who will replace her, because she kept us pretty insulated from a lot of the bullshit.

Administrations change all the time. Those who stuck it out in this administration will be the leaders of the next administration once hiring starts. You will be the ones with experience and will lead the way toward recovery. Good luck.

We have a “Days since last cry” count going in our office… I think the record is 5.

The cracks are showing. He's firing lapdogs over petty BS. Poll numbers and public support are falling every day. This will pass.

I think the whole country is going to have PTSD. Stay strong. The government's going to need you when they rebuild. And you need to be there to make it better, stronger, and impenetrable to future corruption.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (ycI94)

82 The Russians have hit Ukraine with over 1600 missiles and drones since yesterday morning . The bloodbath continues on the ground however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (gu0hJ)

83 But Cuba will not revolt, they’re past the point where they could have done it. Now they’re just dying.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm evil. My first reaction was "Then we can take it over and repopulate it."

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (BpO1e)

84 52 Every day the sun rises, the flaccid, or complicit, GOP gives me less and less reason to even bother voting for them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

New word: "Flaccplicit"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2026 08:06 AM (x0n13)

85 Sorry, but Cuba will have to wait. Little Marco is in China right now.

Posted by: Little Marco's Chief of Staff at May 14, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

86 China is ASSHOE!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

87 Speaking from the White House, Vance announced that the administration is already withholding $1.3 billion in Medicaid reimbursements from California.

VP JD should run in 2028 on the plan to move Medicaid to the States, that is cut federal Medicaid by 3 to 5% by year forcing the States to accept the cost.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)

88 It's quite alarming that the Islamists' next colonization target is happening in TX and accelerating. There's a reason for this. Where are all these muslims coming from is what I want to know!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

89 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (53oGX)

90 And the Texas Runoff "rock-ribbed, son-of-Texas, conservative stalwart voice" Voters Guides flooding my mailbox - also Holy Hell!

Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides.

What a crock!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX)

Always nice when they start with "either discount everything we say or use us as a guide on who not to vote for".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

91 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

92 Do not take Flaccplicit if you are allergic to Flaccplicit.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (77rzZ)

93 "...the administration is already withholding $1.3 billion in Medicaid reimbursements from California."
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

94 NR Pax

Cuba has a lot of unexploited Caribbean coastland.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

95 He continued on to argue that “Republicans are stronger when the Democrat Party is vibrant and viable.” “You are. Competition makes you better, y’all,” he added.
Republican South Carolina Senate Leader Kills GOP’s Redistricting Effort: ‘Competition Makes Us Better’

They play to win. This is why we lose.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:10 AM (gtcuf)

96 My manager does too, but she’s retiring. I’m so scared of who will replace her, because she kept us pretty insulated from a lot of the bullshit.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (ycI94)

If you do not think that the average Federal working is out 100% for themselves you are sadly wrong.

Public Service is a BullShit statement.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

97 85 Sorry, but Cuba will have to wait. Little Marco is in China right now.
Posted by: Little Marco's Chief of Staff

At this point, we simply have to invoke his name. "Straighten this shit out before we send Marco over here to do it for you."

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (BpO1e)

98 Roy laid out Islam's growing foothold across the globe, including his home state of Texas, which has seen a surge in Muslim immigration and Islamic communities. . . "Over the past few years, Shariah-based legal institutions have taken root in American communities, and nowhere is this problem worse than in my home state of Texas," Roy said during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Constitution and Limited Government hearing.

This is a tough one. Roy said Trump committed impeachable offenses. He's been RINOey in some areas. However, in his run for AG, he's saying a LOT of the right things, especially with regards to islham. He was interviewed by Tommy Robinson where they discussed this and Roy did well.

The Texas AG role is an important one, as Paxton has proven. Sometimes, you must lead the nation in the right direction. Paxton did that. The next one needs to carry that torch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

99 "...the administration is already withholding $1.3 billion in Medicaid reimbursements from California."
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

I, love you, man.

I never not crack as smile at this bit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (wVcYX)

100 Members of GOP who are recalcitrant in standing up to the Democrats are probably Democrats anyway. Party affiliation is really nothing more than a lapel pin these days.

It all boils down to money. The RINO's stiffing us are either getting paid to do so, or hope they'll get a payoff.

$38 trillion in "debt." All due to fraud. That's a lot of money to throw around and get your way... especially if you're a Democrat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (jehhT)

101 Minnesota Grocer Abdidwahid Mohamed Charged Over $1M EBT Fraud Scheme.

Go back to Stamps.
2 lbs of 70% ground beef
2 loafs of bread
etc etc

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (/+uur)

102 He continued on to argue that “Republicans are stronger when the Democrat Party is vibrant and viable.”

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As has been said, this is the most unbelievably stupid thing coming out of the facehole of any GOP politician I can ever recall.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)

103
13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged

That 13 percent is 75 percent of the RNC and GOP senators and representatives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (HdYcL)

104 If someone had ribs made from rocks, how would that work, exactly? Guess I'll have to ask Fred Flintstone.

Posted by: Imponderables at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

105 Hey Donald.
Don't forget that the Orientals are an inscrutable folk.

No, not The Craw, The Claw!

Posted by: The Claw at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (mC7bQ)

106 r/FedEmployees
Crying....again
=====

*uproarious laughter*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

107 94 Cuba has a lot of unexploited Caribbean coastland.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

But communism happened and they're stuck with this.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (BpO1e)

108 China is ASSHOE!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)
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Isn't that Japan? Think Joe Jitsu.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (RkR9o)

109 All Taiwan has to say to China is "attack us and bye-bye Three Gorges Dam". That thing collapsing would take out half China's economy and 20%of its population

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (gu0hJ)

110 Go back to Stamps.
2 lbs of 70% ground beef
2 loafs of bread
etc etc
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (/+uur)

Go back to gubmint cheese.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

111 $38 trillion in "debt." All due to fraud. That's a lot of money to throw around and get your way... especially if you're a Democrat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (jehhT)

50% of that to Support NATO
50% of that to Support the Welfare State
And today that entire INVESTMENT is worthless.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

112 Elon is very popular in Chi-nah!

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (GD0B3)

113
Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides.

What a crock!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX)

Got one of those, saw that, threw it away immediately. I figured nothing past that would be worth reading.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (HdYcL)

114 No, not The Craw, The Claw!

Posted by: The Claw at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (mC7bQ)
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You do realize that the Craw never said that.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:14 AM (RkR9o)

115 Cuba has Rare Earths. let's make Cuba great again.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:14 AM (GD0B3)

116 Everything is fine now, you guys.

Jim Accosta went to Florida, got on a Trump golf course and found a golden statue of Trump there.

VERY North Korea.

WE'RE SAVED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Sadly the GOP in south Carolina and other Southern States, still are worried about what the NY Times says.
Clyburne gone would make a big stink.

Legacy media was discredited in Nov 2024, but RINO's dont get it

Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)

118 Does Texas have a sore loser rule? Wouldn't want Cornyn running as an independent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (gu0hJ)

119 Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides.

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This farcical lie about his conservatism almost makes me want to throw up.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (qBdHI)

120 >>>If Shapiro wants to burnish his prospects for the Democrat nomination in '28, dim as they are being white, male, non-homo, and mostly Jewish by birth, he will find some flimsy excuse to cut this animal loose.

Shapiro, soon:
"Mr. Abu-Jamal deserves this pardon. Why, you may ask? First, he is at an advanced age. Second, in all his years in prison, he only committed eighteen knife attacks against guards and fellow prisoners. The average number of knife attacks in the Pennsylvania State Prison, by men incarcerated for as many years as Mr. Abu-Jamal, is over thirty. He has shown therefore he is a relatively kind and loving man. Thank you, and I will not be taking any questions."

Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (5rh/l)

121 "BREAKING: Israel initiating defamation lawsuit against the New York Times following the publication of the Israeli rape dog propaganda piece."

make 'em pay! dismantle that garbage!

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:16 AM (GD0B3)

122 Paxton would make a great Senator, but if he gets nomination , what is behind the new scandal curtain?

Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:16 AM (YCxFk)

123 He coined the term “Pathocracy” to describe a system in which a pathological minority gains power over a society of normal people, then proceeds to deform institutions, language, and public life in its own image.

This is exactly what is happening in the Black Culture.
Since 1960 NOT 1 SINGLE IDEA has worked.
NOT 1
And notice that when a NEW IDEA emerges (BLreally dontM) it is actually just the front for a new SCAM.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (/+uur)

124 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: LaQuisha at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

125 Does Texas have a sore loser rule? Wouldn't want Cornyn running as an independent
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (gu0hJ)

I believe we do.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

126 What happens with Cassidy in Lou, and Cronyn in Tex, if they lose primaries? Do they get revenge by voting against GOP until January?

Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

127 Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard

The CIA has done so many evil, malicious things to Americans IN THE US that it should be disbanded, it's offices destroyed and the land it sits on salted.
MKULTRA is just scratching the surface of the CIA's evil behavior, and their raiding of the DNI's office is just a symptom of it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ynpvh)

128 What happens with Cassidy in Lou, and Cronyn in Tex, if they lose primaries? Do they get revenge by voting against GOP until January?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

To be fair, Cornyn only votes against R's when it matters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Paxton would make a great Senator, but if he gets nomination , what is behind the new scandal curtain?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:16 AM (YCxFk)

I'll take him, warts and all. Cannot spare this man, he fights!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)

130 Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard

The DNI is reporting that this is fake news.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

131 124 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: LaQuisha at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

You have to vote for the Dems to get it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (ynpvh)

132 Cultural Regression

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (vxZFu)

133 The money also isn't there for universal "free" health coverage for kids, which got scaled down in March to a pilot program for just 2,000. Even that few will cost taxpayers $73 million — and it comes from Albany and Gov. Kathy Hochul's largess.

73000000/2000=36,500
There are Pediatricians in NYC fighting over who gets the Green Lambo sitting in the window.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

134
Posted by: LaQuisha at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

You have to vote for the Dems to get it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (ynpvh)

I hate to break it to you, but this is just a bad sock.

The REAL African American names all have an apostrophe in them now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

135 Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard

The CIA has done so many evil, malicious things to Americans IN THE US that it should be disbanded, it's offices destroyed and the land it sits on salted.
MKULTRA is just scratching the surface of the CIA's evil behavior, and their raiding of the DNI's office is just a symptom of it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ynpvh)

that was BS and the DNI office denied anything was taken, dude; this is just Gabbard and her minions making a name for herself

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (GD0B3)

136 RE: Chip Roy and the Texas runoff elections in May (early voting starts Monday):

The attack ads/postcards/texts/phone calls have been unleashed. Holy Hell!

Yet, only one type has gone deeply negative - the GOPe type. The good guys seems to hardly even mention their opposite number.

Chip Roy's record IS spotty at best, charitably speaking. He won't be getting my vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet

His opponent is a bit shady. All he does is spout MAGA without telling us what he stands for.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (oK2XK)

137 Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard

The DNI is reporting that this is fake news.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)
-

I linked to DataRepublican on Pixy's:

https://tinyurl.com/4uthwarc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (RkR9o)

138 130 Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard

The DNI is reporting that this is fake news.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

Didn't seem like it from the article...

"'Clarification,' Luna wrote in another post on X. 'Took documents that ODNI has jurisdiction over. Also, this did not happen today & was not a 'raid' however it did take place and we are just being made aware of it based on reporting etc.'"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (ynpvh)

139 All Taiwan has to say to China is "attack us and bye-bye Three Gorges Dam".

I don't think they should even say it. Just launch every available missile they have the instant West Taiwan gets uppity.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:22 AM (BpO1e)

140 126 What happens with Cassidy in Lou, and Cronyn in Tex, if they lose primaries? Do they get revenge by voting against GOP until January?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

That is nothing new

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

141 “This is false – the CIA did not raid the DNI’s office,” Coleman wrote in a post, responding to a post in which Watters said, the CIA “JUST RAIDED TULSI GABBARD’S OFFICE.”

Coleman is a spokesperson for DNI. So, please stop passing around nonsense.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:22 AM (GD0B3)

142 "...Albany and Gov. Kathy Hochul's largess."
----
Albany and Gov. Kathy Hochul have no largess.

The taxpayers do.

Posted by: Civics 101 at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

143 that was BS and the DNI office denied anything was taken, dude; this is just Gabbard and her minions making a name for herself

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (GD0B3)
-

The other way around. Someone wants to shake up the administration and it ain't Gabbard!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (RkR9o)

144 140. True, but what if Alito retires?

Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (YCxFk)

145
I am chagrined this morning.
I bailed on the Avs game when they went down 3-0 in the 1st period.
They won in OT, 4-3.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

146
Didn't seem like it from the article...

"'Clarification,' Luna wrote in another post on X. 'Took documents that ODNI has jurisdiction over. Also, this did not happen today & was not a 'raid' however it did take place and we are just being made aware of it based on reporting etc.'"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (ynpvh)

This is out there......

https://is.gd/5rCIwn

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

147 That tells me he really is in his heart, a libertine democrat, but can't win office like that. Anyone who thinks the current iteration of the D party is needed and necessary for good government tells me he's either delusional or an enemy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

Live boy, or dead girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (dK+Kv)

148 Always a frigging drama with DNI. That freak Joe Kent is going around making crazy accusations about Trump's administration, and no one from DNI telling him to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (GD0B3)

149 Minnesota Grocer Abdidwahid Mohamed Charged Over $1M EBT Fraud Scheme.
Go back to Stamps.
2 lbs of 70% ground beef
2 loafs of bread
etc etc

Back in the day, hood rats would sell their stamps to convenience store operators for 50 cents on the dollar. The "EBT" was supposed to prevent this type of fraud.

Hahahahaha....right.

Posted by: 7-11 at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (mC7bQ)

150 If the US walks away from this without destroying the Mullocracy in Iran there will be all hell to pay in the neighborhood in five years or less when the fanatics get back their terror machine.

The UAE and company need to get off the mark and start actively taking charge of their own future by aiding the people of Iran that want peace.

Or they could just lie back and become Iraq or Syria or...

Posted by: pawn at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (+rSJz)

151 Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

152 Heated Protests in Cuba After Yet Another 30-Hour Blackout in Havana

♪Havana ooh na na...
Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh na na...♫

Posted by: Camila Cabello at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (ynpvh)

153 I'm taking a few minutes break from having AI piss me off. Good luck with that AI takeover...

Channel 50 Detroit yesterday had commercials for Democrat Haley Stevens. It was actually shocking. And she's actually a representative (of stupidity and evil.)

The commercial blared 'Hold Ice Accountable' and she vowed she'd do whatever she could to defy President Trump. I really hope that bitch's family gets tons of interactions with the people she doesn't want ICE to deport.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (Sco7b)

154 13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,

while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged.
Posted by: r hennigantx
=====
These people still wearing masks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Trump, you magnificent bastard! What can't you do?
You need to write a book on how you persuaded a California democrat teacher to throw his life away just so you can fake an assassination attempt.

Sheer genius!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (BkMTu)

155 The other way around. Someone wants to shake up the administration and it ain't Gabbard!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (RkR9o)

Shake up the administration?? what are you talking about? Another Joe Kent ? Gabbard is in it for herself. It was either her, or one of her conspiratorial minions in her office, or in administration. Throwing shade on Ratcliffe.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (GD0B3)

156
Live boy, or dead girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (dK+Kv)

Better trans 'em.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

157 151 Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

But National Biscuits and Gravy WEEK isn't until September...seems like they should be better aligned...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (ynpvh)

158 128
To be fair, Cornyn only votes against R's when it matters.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

Safer Communities Act of 2022. All you need to know about Cornyn. The end of his political career cannot come fast enough.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (N39Ws)

159 141 “This is false – the CIA did not raid the DNI’s office,” Coleman wrote in a post, responding to a post in which Watters said, the CIA “JUST RAIDED TULSI GABBARD’S OFFICE.”

this does not sit well with me

I do not trust Tulsi anymore

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)

160 13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,

while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged.
Posted by: r hennigantx

They were all staged. By Democrats. They want to pull a JFK again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

161
Mumia is an example of the prestidigitation of the Left. First they blubbered about how cruel the death penalty for this poor, misunderstood intellectual was. Then when that was commuted, they blubber about how cruel life imprisonment is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (HdYcL)

162 157 151 Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

But National Biscuits and Gravy WEEK isn't until September...seems like they should be better aligned...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (ynpvh)

Nope. Spread the love throughout the year. My wife makes killer buttermilk biscuits. Will be enjoying one with my coffee shortly.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (N39Ws)

163 btw lil Joshie did in fact try to stop that nutbucket from representing maniacs in Philly but I think he failed. he definitely did try tho.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (j+aD2)

164 156
Live boy, or dead girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (dK+Kv)

Better trans 'em.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Split the difference...

A tranny in a coma...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b)

165 Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

Day asked for it........

https://youtu.be/DLbObZ42iK4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Minnesota Grocer Abdidwahid Mohamed Charged Over $1M EBT Fraud Scheme.
Go back to Stamps.
2 lbs of 70% ground beef
2 loafs of bread
etc etc

Back in the day, hood rats would sell their stamps to convenience store operators for 50 cents on the dollar. The "EBT" was supposed to prevent this type of fraud.

Hahahahaha....right.
Posted by: 7-11

Get back to hoing to a government warehouse to get your government cheese, canned beef, pork & chicken. No money. No stamps. Nothing to hock.
Don't like it? Get a fucking job.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (BkMTu)

167
I am chagrined this morning.
I bailed on the Avs game when they went down 3-0 in the 1st period.
They won in OT, 4-3.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

___________

I bailed at 3:45 of the third period when they were dow. 3-1. Imagine how I feel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (HdYcL)

168
A tranny in a coma...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b)

Isn't that a song by The Police?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

169 Get back to hoing to a government warehouse to get your government cheese, canned beef, pork & chicken. No money. No stamps. Nothing to hock.
Don't like it? Get a fucking job.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (BkMTu)

Churches and family...
Feed your own freaking families.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Sco7b)

170 I remember how "Free Mumia" was all the rage in Ann Arbor when I was a freshman at Michigan in 1984. I would've thought the guy was dead by now.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:30 AM (77rzZ)

171 “This is false – the CIA did not raid the DNI’s office,” Coleman wrote in a post, responding to a post in which Watters said, the CIA “JUST RAIDED TULSI GABBARD’S OFFICE.”

this does not sit well with me

I do not trust Tulsi anymore
Posted by: Black Orchid

This doesn't sit well with me. I don't trust the CIA.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:30 AM (BkMTu)

172 I watched the whole Wild/Avs game!

I is tired

whew those guys (the Avs) are really really good

starting to worry about the Canes here

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)

173 The CIA has no authority to "raid" or "seize" jack sh*t.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

174 168
A tranny in a coma...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b)

Isn't that a song by The Police?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

♪ A tranny in a coma...
A Tranny in a coma...
Another lonely day with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any tranny could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my ...♫

Posted by: The Police at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ynpvh)

175 I trust Ratcliffe way more than I trust Gabbard and her den of conspiracists.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (GD0B3)

176 As soon as the midterms are over - as in, the very next day, regardless of outcome - Trump should announce that he's leaving the GOP, publish a (short) list of incumbents who are welcome in the new Party he's forming, and then another list of red and purple districts and Senate seats he's looking for primary candidates to fill with new blood.

It's time to end the GOP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (BI5O2)

177 I am chagrined this morning.
I bailed on the Avs game when they went down 3-0 in the 1st period.
They won in OT, 4-3.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

Was at a Hooters watching game one of the Stars / Wild series. Stars went down 3 - 0 in the first where my bud and I declared they should pull Oettenger as the team and he were playing like shit. There was a table of gentlemen (2 fat f*cks, another douche and a regular we see every time we're there) who proceeded to tell us we were stupid, pulling your goalie is a regular season move and doesn't do anything to motivate your team.

We hope to see them the next time we're there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

178 > Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
-----------
If the CIA didn't want the DNI to see, or have any file(s), they would not be in the DNI's office to begin with.

The story sounds like crap the NYT would shovel.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (jehhT)

179 This doesn't sit well with me. I don't trust the CIA.

nor do I!

but this was an op, for sure (done while PDJT was absent the country). was it just the IC doing it? for funsies?

hopefully that's all it is. in any case she needs to be more cognizant of garbage ops like this. her office was quiet for too long and it went around stupid X for too long

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)

180 That whole office is not necessary, they don't do shit anyway. It's a Bush era legacy that needs to go.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)

181 'Back in the day, hood rats would sell their stamps to convenience store operators for 50 cents on the dollar. The "EBT" was supposed to prevent this type of fraud.

Hahahahaha....right.'

They'll walk up to you in stores like Kroger's or Schnucks here and offer 33 cents on the dollar.

Why not?

Not like the police are gonna waste time arresting them.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (zBgIx)

182 98
This is a tough one. Roy said Trump committed impeachable offenses. He's been RINOey in some areas. However, in his run for AG, he's saying a LOT of the right things, especially with regards to islham. He was interviewed by Tommy Robinson where they discussed this and Roy did well.

The Texas AG role is an important one, as Paxton has proven. Sometimes, you must lead the nation in the right direction. Paxton did that. The next one needs to carry that torch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

I will vote for Chip Roy. I can't explain exactly why. However, looking back in time, over the years I have received blizzards of snail-mail flyers promoting a certain-type of Republicans in primaries. Always candidates it seems turn out to be Bushies. Bushies always have enough money for ad blitzes.

I will vote for Roy and Paxton in the runoffs.

Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (5rh/l)

183 Girlfriend in a Coma is a song by The Smiths

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (gu0hJ)

184 Was at a Hooters watching game one of the Stars / Wild series. Stars went down 3 - 0 in the first where my bud and I declared they should pull Oettenger as the team and he were playing like shit. There was a table of gentlemen (2 fat f*cks, another douche and a regular we see every time we're there) who proceeded to tell us we were stupid, pulling your goalie is a regular season move and doesn't do anything to motivate your team.

you were right but the goalie was a kid called Blackwood

he was plainly freaking out so yeah, you pull him

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

185 It seems it's a dumping ground for weirdos and freaks. Seemed like a good idea 25 years ago, but now ?

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3)

186 The UAE has a decent Air Force , since it is US trained. The rest of their military is little more than a glorified police force, incapable of action outside of their tiny borders. The rest of the Gulf States are similar, which is why Iran has always been sure it could run the table in any conflicts with them.

Remember that not that long ago we talked the Saudis into invading Yemen to clean that situation up - and their army got its ass kicked by a pack of goat herders.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 08:34 AM (AnnNE)

187 Havana daydreamin'
Boy, he's just dreamin' his life away

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Buffett at May 14, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

188
I will vote for Roy and Paxton in the runoffs.
Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (5rh/l)

I am in this camp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

189 Shake up the administration?? what are you talking about? Another Joe Kent ? Gabbard is in it for herself. It was either her, or one of her conspiratorial minions in her office, or in administration. Throwing shade on Ratcliffe.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (GD0B3)
-

What's that smell?

https://tinyurl.com/32z6ue4h

This is an op. You're on the wrong side.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:35 AM (RkR9o)

190 Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at May 14, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

191 you were right but the goalie was a kid called Blackwood

he was plainly freaking out so yeah, you pull him
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

Wedgewood was the Dallas backup a couple years ago. Solid. Wedgewood and Blackwood were a league leading combo most of the season. They complemented each other quite well and Colorado was dominant all season because of it.

The coach understands that and has confidence in making such a move will have the desired effect.

Wedgewall was exactly that and gave the team the best chance of winning as he didn't give up a goal for the last 2 periods.

The Colorado offense did what it does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

192 good morning JJ, Horde, AI killbots slumbering in giant data centers

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 14, 2026 08:37 AM (/6r4m)

193 Great Havana quotes
Fredo: how do you say "banana daiquiri?"

Michael: banana daiquiri

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (gu0hJ)

194 Fully agree on MUSLIMS, brother JJ, among other subjects.

Their creed will not accept non-muslims. Period. We cannot co-habitate under those circumstances.

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (HR77u)

195 190 Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at May 14, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

I saw Inscrutable Asians front for Lil Kim in Beijing in '03...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (ynpvh)

196 Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo

He was forced out by the Politburo after the Raymond Shaw plot went awry.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ)

197 Fully agree on MUSLIMS, brother JJ, among other subjects.

Their creed will not accept non-muslims. Period. We cannot co-habitate under those circumstances.
Posted by: Danimal28 at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (HR77u)

49% of muslhams believe sharia needs to take over the west to 'fix' it.

This will not end well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

198 Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo

He was forced out by the Politburo after the Raymond Shaw plot went awry.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ)
-

Raymond Shaw > Rick Shaw

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:40 AM (RkR9o)

199 Chip Roy's record IS spotty at best, charitably speaking. He won't be getting my vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet

His opponent is a bit shady. All he does is spout MAGA without telling us what he stands for.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (oK2XK)

Point noted and it checks out. Something about Roy just causes aversion in me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

200 What's that smell?

https://tinyurl.com/32z6ue4h

This is an op. You're on the wrong side.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:35 AM (RkR9o)

What ?? What are you talking about ? This ?
"Notice how Fox News has a convicted CIA leaker and traitor
@JohnKiriakou
on TV defending Gabbard when Kiriakou is a Trump hater and literally works for Russian state owned media."

He is trashing CIA and defending Gabbard !! Kiriakou is a known traitor. That is not news to me.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)

201
Point noted and it checks out. Something about Roy just causes aversion in me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

I get it......I'm just being swayed by the "he's saying all the right things" thing he's got going on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

202 Please, stop with the Gabbard nonsense.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)

203 I always thought Kam Fong as Chin Ho was a great AoSHQ nic.

Posted by: Back in the day at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

204 Please, stop with the Gabbard nonsense.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)

*douses hair with fuel*

*lights match*

So, do I light this or not!??!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

205 I always thought Kam Fong as Chin Ho was a great AoSHQ nic.
Posted by: Back in the day at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

He was here earlier this week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

206 204 Please, stop with the Gabbard nonsense.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)

*douses hair with fuel*

*lights match*

So, do I light this or not!??!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

♫ Self Immolation...
Self Immolation...
Is making me wait...♪

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:45 AM (ynpvh)

207 Watters is dumbass for inviting Kiriakou to trash Trump.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)

208 Wasn't there also someone here with the nic "Zulu as Kono?"

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

209 I remember that stink bomb movie "Havana" with Robert Red Diaper screwing all the chicks while Cuba descended into marxist madness.

Typical hollywood leftist pablum.

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert, lard ass at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (mC7bQ)

210 Oh. Good to hear.

Posted by: Back in the day at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

211 The Avs are looking unbeatable.

Which doesn't bode well for my Sabres, even if they do make it past Montreal.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (gtcuf)

212 "We have a “Days since last cry” count going in our office… I think the record is 5.

JFC

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (FxH7T)

213 What is "Avs?"

Posted by: Not a big hockey fan at May 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2Ez/1)

214 213 What is "Avs?"

Colorado Avalanche.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:48 AM (gtcuf)

215 yea, let invite Kiriakou and ask him about stuff! He lies as easily as he breathes.

"former CIA agent and Senate staffer John Kiriakou told the former Colombo crime-family caporegime that Israel forced the U.S. to attack Iran....

"Kiriakou...alleged that deceased sex fiend and Wall Street tycoon Jeffrey Epstein was an Israeli intelligence agent ...

He is so full of shit , the toilet is jealous.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3)

216 A tranny in a coma
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (zdLoL)

217
I used to refer to Nadler as "Whoa, FAT!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (x0n13)

218 What is "Avs?"
Posted by: Not a big hockey fan

Colorado Avalanche?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (BkMTu)

219 49% of muslhams believe sharia needs to take over the west to 'fix' it.

This will not end well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
-----
And the other 51% are lying about their belief...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (gnNyN)

220 Chip Roy,
" Ken Paxton must resign"

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (z2aPa)

221 I wonder how much Turkey is paying him....

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

222 Colorado Avalanche.
Posted by: Delurker

I really hate collective team names. If it's not a plural, then it's not a proper team name.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ)

223 The Avs are looking unbeatable.

Which doesn't bode well for my Sabres, even if they do make it past Montreal.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (gtcuf)

They looked pedestrian in the loss against the Wild. They were getting grossly outskated last night in the first period. Boy howdy did they right that ship in the 2nd.

And I have Montreal winning that series.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Chip Roy was all for Paxton’s impeachment, because he wanted the AG job. But he noted how easily Paxton beat it, and also that it increased Paxton’s popularity rather than decreasing it - so now he’s decided that the best way to get the position he craves is to talk like Paxton as much as possible.

I don’t trust him even a tiny bit; but sometimes a bad man will do the right things for the wrong reasons (in this case his craving for higher office) He’s good at PR and campaigning, I’ll hand him that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (AnnNE)

225 Oh.

Posted by: Not a big hockey fan at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (2Ez/1)

226 Chip Roy,
" Ken Paxton must resign"
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (z2aPa)

And there's that.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

227 223 And I have Montreal winning that series.

If Buffalo wins tonight at home, I don't think the Canadiens can win two straight. Tonight is huge.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf)

228 Since I don't subscribe to any internet streaming, I'm missing out on the playoff hockey.

* kicks rock sadly *

Posted by: dantesed at May 14, 2026 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)

229 And a hockey thread broke out.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 14, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

230 If Buffalo wins tonight at home, I don't think the Canadiens can win two straight. Tonight is huge.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf)

Hard to argue.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

231 Playoff hockey is the best sportsball (sportspuck?) and I'll die on that hill.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (gtcuf)

232 And a hockey thread broke out.
Posted by: Just the punchline

I once went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (BkMTu)

233 And a hockey thread broke out.
Posted by: Just the punchline

Now you're being puckish.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

234 233 Now you're being puckish.

I think that was his goal.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:55 AM (gtcuf)

235 "Now you're being puckish."

Stick to it.

Posted by: Oh, no... at May 14, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

236 Good morning!

Glad I went fora long walk before reading your opener, JJ! Who are these people? They are comfortable with the status quo, and likely well paid by locals to be just Republican enough to not be Democrats, but not a smidge more.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

237 What's the net-net on these hockey punz?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at May 14, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

238
I once went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (BkMTu)

Ah....the minor leagues.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

239 Is this a thing?

@attackdogX
Yesterday, Divers doing a routine maintenance check at the Converse Reservoir Dam in Mobile, AL discovered an underwater grenade type IED.

The FBI bomb squad had to be called in to safely detonate it.

The Reservoir and Dam are critical infrastructure, and this is being called “an unprecedented threat“

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has been made aware of the situation.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 08:57 AM (X8xt3)

240 I really hate collective team names. If it's not a plural, then it's not a proper team name.
Posted by: Bulg
________

Exception for Alabama?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 08:57 AM (XvL8K)

241 Playoff hockey is the best sportsball (sportspuck?) and I'll die on that hill.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (gtcuf)

SPORTSBRA!!!!!

Go Boobs!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

242 You always miss the puns you didn't make.

Posted by: That guy from Canadia at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (2Ez/1)

243 Day asked for it........

https://youtu.be/DLbObZ42iK4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
********
That's great. You always find the right song for the day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

244 The Stanford Cardinal

Buy an "S"!

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (gtcuf)

245 Our Man In Havana (1959) was a fine spy comedy starring Alec Guiness. And me.

Posted by: Burl Ives at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (oftw2)

246 That's great. You always find the right song for the day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

I try.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

247 Exception for Alabama?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Nope.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

248 Both the CIA and the DNI along with virtually every DC institution has been corrupted over the years. Just because Trump won and installed his people at the top of these agencies doesn't mean everyone in those agencies flipped overnight to become righteous, upstanding public servants.

I don't have a problem with either Gabbard or Ratcliffe. Sounds more like an ongoing turf war between deep state types in the CIA and DNI.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

249 The Stanford Cardinal

Buy an "S"!
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (gtcuf)

Their mascot is a tree.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

250 The most likely explanation for the JFK hit was that it was Allen Dulles, the CIA head that JFK fired, in an off-the-books operation. Dulles already had several coups and assassinations to his credit. Including a failed hit on de Gaulle.

It's obvious if you only look. Oswald was "handled" by Dulles' many contacts. Dulles was on the Warren Commission among other tells.

Dulles knew that the Bay of Pigs incursion would fail without US air support and tried to manipulate JFK into providing it after the incursion started.

Dulles was also behind MKULTRA, which gave us Whitey Bulger

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (dtajH)

251 I think that I shall never see
A mascot as lame as a tree.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (gtcuf)

252 I don't give a shyte about hockey. A younger brother loves it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (ynpvh)

253 You have to skate to where the pun is going to be.

Posted by: That OTHER guy from Canadia at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

254
I don't have a problem with either Gabbard or Ratcliffe. Sounds more like an ongoing turf war between deep state types in the CIA and DNI.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

Brennan said the other day there are operatives working every day to thwart Trump........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

255 >>. . . The Center for Immigration Studies, a nonprofit that supports restricting immigration, found in 2024 that American taxpayers dole out nearly $70,000 per illegal alien over a lifetime.

Hey, anyone remember another immigration-focused organization, VDARE? Why aren't they weighing in on this?

Oh yeah, they were systematically canceled (debanked, etc.), hacked, and lawfared out of existence by Letitia James.

https://vdare.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (X8xt3)

256 251 I think that I shall never see
A mascot as lame as a tree.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (gtcuf)

Oh yeah?

Posted by: Santa Cruz Banana Slugs at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (ynpvh)

257 Dulles was also behind MKULTRA, which gave us Whitey Bulger
Posted by: Ignoramus

He allowed psych experiments on his own son. Guy was an evil bastard.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:01 AM (77rzZ)

258 Exception for Alabama?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Nope.
Posted by: Bulg
________

Harsh. What about the Red Sox and White Sox?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:01 AM (XvL8K)

259 I don’t trust him even a tiny bit; but sometimes a bad man will do the right things for the wrong reasons (in this case his craving for higher office) He’s good at PR and campaigning, I’ll hand him that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (AnnNE)
********
It's I dilemma. I don't trust Roy or Middleton.
I wish Mayes Middleton had courtroom experience.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

260 Isn't "Sox" plural?

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf)

261 >>I don't give a shyte about hockey. A younger brother loves it.

Hockey is what soccer wishes it could be - fast and exciting. The Avalanche v. Wild playoffs have been intense! It's been hard to root for the Avalanche /two of my favorite USA hockey players on the Wile, Boldy and (Quinn) Hughes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (X8xt3)

262 Latest leftwing gerrymander idea I am seeing this gathering around...

Abandon continuity.

In every blue state just combine 55% blue with 45% red and don't worry about making them connect in any way. This works "perfectly" with cities with big blue shitholes like IL.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)

263 Harsh. What about the Red Sox and White Sox?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

"Sox" is just a misspelling of "Socks," so I'll allow it.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

264 260 Isn't "Sox" plural?

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf)

Like scissors?

Posted by: Santa Cruz Banana Slugs at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (ynpvh)

265 The...

Thundering Herd
Green Wave
Rambling Wreck

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)

266 251 I think that I shall never see
A mascot as lame as a tree.

Posted by: Delurker
----

Or a friggin' wannabe acorn.

Posted by: Ohio State fans at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (2Ez/1)

267 Isn't "Sox" plural?
Posted by: Delurker
______

Yes, but I took to mean two Sox on one person.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (XvL8K)

268 >>Isn't "Sox" plural?

"Oh, I thought is was the feminized version of sock?"
-- Lantinx

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3)

269 >>Brennan said the other day there are operatives working every day to thwart Trump........

Both Gabbard and Ratcliffe referred Brennan, among others, to the DOJ for prosecution last year.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)

270 268 >>Isn't "Sox" plural?

"Oh, I thought is was the feminized version of sock?"
-- Lantinx

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3)

Trannied version.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (ynpvh)

271 The...

Thundering Herd
Green Wave
Rambling Wreck
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)

Lightning
Avalanche
Mammoth
Wild

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

272 The Cincinnati Red Stockings had a great olde-tymey name.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:05 AM (gtcuf)

273 269 >>Brennan said the other day there are operatives working every day to thwart Trump........

Both Gabbard and Ratcliffe referred Brennan, among others, to the DOJ for prosecution last year.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)

Operatives to thwart Trump...sounds like spies and traitors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 09:05 AM (ynpvh)

274 Both Gabbard and Ratcliffe referred Brennan, among others, to the DOJ for prosecution last year.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)

That's all well and good. While nothing has come from it as of yet, as long as his minions are roaming free in the Government, we're still f*cked.

Root THEM out and we'll be getting somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

275 for dumb team names, see WNBA

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt)

276 The Cincinnati Red Stockings had a great olde-tymey name.
Posted by: Delurker

Which reminds me. Saw a story on Insty the other day that someone has set up an actual WKRP radio station in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

277 Professional games...

The "seasons" are getting to the point where they might as well be year-round.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (jehhT)

278
I once went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (BkMTu)

Eh, they're not as good as they once were. "And here comes Shields! Shields says, 'Oh no you don't! I wanna get a little piece of this action!' And Shields wants Snow!"

https://youtu.be/Nm6L5tCoLyo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (HdYcL)

279 No honey, don't use that water fountain. It's for the other Sox.

Posted by: Chicago mom in the 1950s at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)

280
Which reminds me. Saw a story on Insty the other day that someone has set up an actual WKRP radio station in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

I'm all in as long as it's run the same way as the show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

281 275 for dumb team names, see WNBA

So true. It's like they had a contest for dumbest names.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (gtcuf)

282
The Stanford Cardinal

Buy an "S"!
Posted by: Delurker

They claim they are named for the colour Cardinal, just as Harvard is the Harvard Crimson.

And, yes, their mascot is a tree.

There's many an asshole in Palo Alto, CA.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (s9VOe)

283 As much as lefties venerate and celebrate the Rainbow, there are no sports teams named the Poofters, Rump Rangers, or Gay Blades.

Posted by: The Great Poof at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (oftw2)

284 Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

285 284 Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."

Keep thinking and something might surface.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:09 AM (gtcuf)

286 Eh, they're not as good as they once were. "And here comes Shields! Shields says, 'Oh no you don't! I wanna get a little piece of this action!' And Shields wants Snow!"

https://youtu.be/Nm6L5tCoLyo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (HdYcL)

Garth Snow.......they guy the league started enforcing the pad size rule again.

He wore shoulder pads that were higher than his ears.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

287 Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."

Keep thinking and something might surface.
Posted by: Delurker

*rim shot*

Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

288 >I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."

++++
Might work well in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (2Ez/1)

289 Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

The San Francisco treat?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

290
Whatever team has Angel Reese on their roster should execute an immediate renaming to become the _______ Bricklayers.

But Angel gets a cut of the sales of the new team jerseys.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (s9VOe)

291
But Angel gets a cut of the sales of the new team jerseys.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (s9VOe)

She's been traded from Chicago to Atlanta.

The cancer spreads.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

292 >>That's all well and good. While nothing has come from it as of yet, as long as his minions are roaming free in the Government, we're still f*cked.

>>Root THEM out and we'll be getting somewhere.

Nothing has come for it yet, but I would keep an eye on Florida which is where the grand jury hearing the evidence of the conspiracy is working. Listen to Comey and Brennan in their appearances on MSNOW or CNN, they sound very rattled lately.

The interesting thing about the files in question in the CIA/DNI thing is that they cover MKULTRA and the Kennedy assassination. It's long been rumored that Oswald had ties to the intel community during his time in the Marines in Japan. Japan was one of the location where MKULTRA experiments were done.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:12 AM (viF8m)

293 Of course I paint my face.
Gotta support The Devils!!!!

Posted by: Puddy at May 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

294 I will admit.

The Philly Fanatic is one of the best mascots in sports.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

295 Team names today have to be gender neutral, unwarlike, violence free and cater to homosexuals and lesbians.

Colors, Animals, Plants, Insects and Fairy type names are in.

Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Rays at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (mC7bQ)

296
If you'd like to see something both horrifying and hopeful...watch this (it's short):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeIQmZ74K_M

Wait till you see the replacement migration to Europe played out in time. Your jaw will drop.

Invasion is too weak a word.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (iJfKG)

297
Invasion is too weak a word.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (iJfKG)/i]

They are attempting genocide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

298 Which reminds me. Saw a story on Insty the other day that someone has set up an actual WKRP radio station in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Bulg

I approve of this. And I want to hear about what kind of event they host for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 09:15 AM (BpO1e)

299 And will Lonnie Anderson be there?

Posted by: Hubba hubba at May 14, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

300
Going through Dutch's show record, such as it was, for 2015. Doubly depressing. First, because, unknown to us, he was a sick dog as the year went on and it was only later that we learned he had Cushing's, which he died of in September.

Second, because we were also showing his sister Carmen, who could not catch a break. Carmen was a normal size girl (28 inches at the shoulder) with a great temperament and beautiful structure and movement. Unfortunately, she was being shown next to the Amazonian behemoth females around here and looked comparatively tiny. And judges can't seem to get through their heads that the odd dog might be the correct dog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:16 AM (HdYcL)

301
The driver of the ice rink's Zamboni
Was a huge fan of Guglielmo Marconi.
"I sing a song every day
That his invention sends my way,
And, yes, that is "Boney Maronie".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (s9VOe)

302 Starmer's health secretary just resigned. Fascinating watching the UK implode.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m)

303 As allah as my witness, I thought homos could fly.

Posted by: The Ayatollah at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

304 I had a teacher in High School who was a dull normal. Real, real dumb. He graduated from Stanford and was SO proud of that fact, that he *got a tattoo* of that dumb tree. On his ankle, and he wore shorts and sandals whenever possible to show it off.

Gayest shit ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (BI5O2)

305 Buffalo Bill exploited the Injuns and loved guns.

Gotta hand it to The Buffalo Bills for sticking with it.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)

306 Gotta hand it to The Buffalo Bills for sticking with it.
Posted by: Delurker

Best barbershop quartet ever.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

307 Starmer's health secretary just resigned. Fascinating watching the UK implode.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m)

"Fuck Off and Die Original Inhabitants of Britain!!!'

was always a dicey national motto.

But, they try. Lord knows they try.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:19 AM (iJfKG)

308 Tympani?

Posted by: pawn at May 14, 2026 09:19 AM (+rSJz)

309
Team names today have to be gender neutral, unwarlike, violence free and cater to homosexuals and lesbians.

Phoenix Fudge Packers
St Paul Stool Shovers
Carrollton Carpet Munchers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (s9VOe)

310
Gayest shit ever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (BI5O2)

This is related to how I feel about Texas A&M grads that wear their class ring into their 70's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

311 And will Lonnie Anderson be there?
Posted by: Hubba hubba

Loni is muerta.

Jan Smithers was better looking anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

312 >>Whatever team has Angel Reese on their roster should execute an immediate renaming to become the _______ Bricklayers.

I hope they do studies on how the WBNBA completely squandered the huge opportunity for an audience thanks to Caitlyn Clark. They had a generational talent that brought new people to the sport, and then inexplicably sat back and let her get physically attacked every game, trashed in the media by race-hustling players and others, excluded her from the Olympics, etc.. The additional, over-the-top praise and promotion of Angel Reese was the intentional insult to injury.

That league can't go belly-up fast enough.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

313 Is AOC legally old enough to be president? Not that we are a country of laws any more, but I ask anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)

314 Bailey > Jennifer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:21 AM (gu0hJ)

315 Is AOC legally old enough to be president? Not that we are a country of laws any more, but I ask anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I believe she is, yes. Late 30s.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:21 AM (77rzZ)

316
Phoenix Fudge Packers
St Paul Stool Shovers
Carrollton Carpet Munchers
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (s9VOe)

Peoria Pedos
Philadelphia Phisters

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:22 AM (HdYcL)

317 Hockey is what soccer wishes it could be - fast and exciting. The Avalanche v. Wild playoffs have been intense! It's been hard to root for the Avalanche /two of my favorite USA hockey players on the Wile, Boldy and (Quinn) Hughes.

they are AWESOME! and those paisano twin guys. and the Russian dude I can't remember his name

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2)

318
Is AOC legally old enough to be president? Not that we are a country of laws any more, but I ask anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)

If we go by the Biden Example,

she's certainly stupid enough.

IQ65? All Hail Madame President!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:22 AM (iJfKG)

319 >>And judges can't seem to get through their heads that the odd dog might be the correct dog.

A judge once told my wife that the dog was "too square" to be considered for BOB.

The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square."

Posted by: one hour sober at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc)

320 Laramie Light Loafers

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

321 There was a Buffalo Bills team in the old AAFC. Their name the first year was the Buffalo Bisons. Made no sense because there were never bison in Buffalo.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (gu0hJ)

322 >>they are AWESOME! and those paisano twin guys. and the Russian dude I can't remember his name

And Scott Wedgewood, hubba hubba!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

323 That league can't go belly-up fast enough.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

You've summarized that quite well.

The WNBA just signed a new labor agreement where the salaries went exponentially higher and the NBA will lose even MORE money every year dumping it into that garbage.

All because of Caitlyn Clark, whom hasn't played a full season because they beat the living shit out of her every game she plays.

Not mentioning they have the worst officiating of any sport in the world, including men's beer league softball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

324
A judge once told my wife that the dog was "too square" to be considered for BOB.

The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square."
Posted by: one hour sober at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc)

A judge once told Her Majesty, "You win too much," while giving her Best of Opposite.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (HdYcL)

325 Stanford gave him such a good education that he thought the electoral college was a third house of Congress.

I had an economics class in my junior year with this guy, and I made a game out of humiliating him for his ignorance pretty much every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (BI5O2)

326
The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square."

So parallelogram or trapezoid are right out? Sad!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (s9VOe)

327 The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square."

Especially the hips.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

328 Bailey > Jennifer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026

***
+ 100

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9)

329
A judge once told my wife that the dog was "too square" to be considered for BOB.

The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square."
Posted by: one hour sober at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc)

Check his Draft Kings! *Clap clap clapclapclap*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

330 The Denver Homeless Junkies

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (gtcuf)

331 The Global Compact for Safe, Orderly and Regular Migration is a non-binding United Nations framework adopted in 2018

I wonder why muslim migrants aren't sent to muslim countries? After all; they share a faith and a culture. And since the west is so chock full of "islamaphobia" they'd be happier with their own kind.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (BpO1e)

332 @323 Sponge , loved the guys last year who bet Angel Reese would miss her first shot every game. They won some good coin

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (gu0hJ)

333 There was a Buffalo Bills team in the old AAFC. Their name the first year was the Buffalo Bisons. Made no sense because there were never bison in Buffalo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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If that's the standard, then you're going to have problems with a whole lot of team names.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (XvL8K)

334
Stanford gave him such a good education that he thought the electoral college was a third house of Congress.

I had an economics class in my junior year with this guy, and I made a game out of humiliating him for his ignorance pretty much every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Shoulda told him that, "No, the electoral college is a school of higher education set aside specifically for Electrical Engineers."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:26 AM (s9VOe)

335 There was a Buffalo Bills team in the old AAFC. Their name the first year was the Buffalo Bisons. Made no sense because there were never bison in Buffalo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Then why was the city of Buffalo named for them?

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

336 >>If that's the standard, then you're going to have problems with a whole lot of team names.

I've been assured there are no actual giants in NYC.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (viF8m)

337 >>A judge once told Her Majesty, "You win too much," while giving her Best of Opposite.

Win too much??

Too much fun, what's that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I've done
But I ain't never had too much fun. . .

Posted by: Daryle Singletary at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (X8xt3)

338 Bison Brands is based in West Seneca, near Buffalo. MIght have been where "Bisons" came from?

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (gtcuf)

339
The PBGV standard used to say that the dog should be as long as it was tall. The proposal was to change that to "somewhat longer than tall". Her Majesty and I vociferously objected. The change was passes and, predictably, PBGVs started looking like freight trains.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (HdYcL)

340 Sponge , loved the guys last year who bet Angel Reese would miss her first shot every game. They won some good coin
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (gu0hJ)

You always try to give credit to those that change the game.

Wilt Chamberlain
Tiger Woods.......

Reese created her own stat line. The Mebound. Where you miss shots so much, you pad your stats by getting your own rebound and putting it back up only to miss again and get your own rebound.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Hadrian the Seventh

I asked Rhoald Hoffman a question when he gave a talk at my University. He really liked my question: "Did you have trouble getting funding after winning the Nobel Prize?"

"YES, I DID!!! Great question." I touched a nerve.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (u82oZ)

342 No lions or tigers in Detroit, outside of the zoo.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (77rzZ)

343 Bison Brands is based in West Seneca, near Buffalo. MIght have been where "Bisons" came from?
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (gtcuf)

Big Corporation! BAD!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

344
A judge once told Her Majesty, "You win too much," while giving her Best of Opposite.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

She ought to have told that judge that it was up to the others to bring themselves and their dogs up to her standards, rather than for her to lower herself and her dogs to theirs.

Of course, to say that likely would have been a kiss of death.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:29 AM (s9VOe)

345 The CO baseball team is the Colorado Rockies, which is stupid. If you're on the team, you're a Rockie, I guess.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (ZxPkt)

346 You don't see too many bears roaming the streets of Boston these days. Other than Barney Frank types.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (viF8m)

347 PBGVs started looking like freight trains.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That's a shame because I like that breed. Wife and I contemplated them when we were ready for a dog.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (BpO1e)

348 >>Reese created her own stat line. The Mebound. Where you miss shots so much, you pad your stats by getting your own rebound and putting it back up only to miss again and get your own rebound.

LOL!! I forgot about that one!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (X8xt3)

349 Houston - Oilers, Astros, and Rockets. Checks out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX)

350 "Buffalo" was a corruption of "Beau Fleuve" but the 'Murkins weren't having that fancy French shit.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (gtcuf)

351 Noodus gratia artist

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

352 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

353 Speaking of bison, I was at the meat store yesterday, and they had bison filet mignon for $59/lb

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)

354
I asked Rhoald Hoffman a question when he gave a talk at my University. He really liked my question: "Did you have trouble getting funding after winning the Nobel Prize?"

"YES, I DID!!! Great question." I touched a nerve.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (u82oZ)

I once asked a perfectly innocent and very good question at a student seminar. The temperature in the room plummeted to absolute zero. The professor turned and glared at me. Turns out the professor was convinced what I was asking about would work and nobody had been able to make it do son.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (HdYcL)

355 He continued on to argue that “Republicans are stronger when the Democrat Party is vibrant and viable.”
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This is practically a confession.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (ZLe8E)

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