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Schmoll: Credibly-Accused Sexual Deviant Thomas Massie Trails His Trump-Backed Primary Opponent

The vote -- the reckoning -- is this coming Tuesday.

If these poll results are accurate, Thomas Massie will be spending more time with his weird sex fetishes like the Mexican Wheelbarrow, the Saigon Starfish, and the spectacular but dangerous Triple Lindy.

BTW, Elric the Blade said he didn't like pushing this kind of unevidenced accusation. But I'd point out that Thomas Massie has been doing nothing but accusing Trump, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, of participating in the Epstein sex scandals and covering them up.

You play the dirty game, then you play by the rules of the dirty game. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

But that said: This poll was conducted before those allegations were "re-surfaced" on the internet.


Quantus Insights
@QuantusInsights

NEW QUANTUS INSIGHTS POLL | May 11--12, 2026

Kentucky's CD4 Republican primary has become one of the most closely watched House primaries in the country, and our latest survey finds Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein leading Rep. Thomas Massie.

📊 Kentucky CD4 GOP Primary
🔴 Ed Gallrein: 48.3%
🔴 Thomas Massie: 43.1%
⚪️ Undecided: 7.6%
----------------------------------------------------
With leaners included, Gallrein expands his advantage.

📊 Firm + Leaners
🔴 Ed Gallrein: 52.8%
🔴 Thomas Massie: 45.1%
⚪️ Still undecided: 2.1%
----------------------------------------------------
📈 Leaner Movement
Among voters who were not completely sure yet:
🔴 Lean toward Ed Gallrein: 52.4%
🔴 Lean toward Thomas Massie: 23.4%
⚪️ Still completely undecided: 24.1%

Gallrein is winning the leaner pool by more than two-to-one, moving him above 50% when firm support and leaners are combined.
----------------------------------------------------
📊 Key Takeaway
Massie retains a durable base of support, but Gallrein leads on the initial ballot and strengthens his position once leaners are allocated.
In a nationalized Republican primary shaped by Trump's endorsement, outside spending, and Massie's independent brand, Gallrein enters the final stretch with the advantage.

In more schmolling news: Spencer Pratt is performing pretty well in the LA mayoral race. He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen.

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers

New - Mayor poll - Los Angeles

🔵 Bass 30%
🔴 Pratt 22%
🔵 Raman 19%

Emerson #A - LV - 5/10

I'll bet I know whose supporters are most energized.

As you probably saw, a leftwing union released an "anti" Pratt ad accusing him, if you can believe this, of wanting the homeless to either clean up their acts or get out, of wanting to hire more police than social workers (!!!), and of saying that maybe government workers unions shouldn't have all the power in LA.

The ad was so accidentally pro-Pratt that many suspected it was a false flag or parody, but it was real.

Pratt's supporters are pumping out parodies of that real ad (which itself seemed like a parody), accusing Pratt of not wanting LA to burn to the ground, and showing Mayor Karen celebrating her "accomplishments."



Those are parodies. But this is real: Mayor Karen is upset that the super-meth smoking homeless have no teeth. Her policy agenda here is to give the super-meth smoking homeless "comprehensive medical care" to fix them up with great false teeth.

Not to get them off meth, you understand.

That would be Fascist.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




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1 Oneth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (gu0hJ)

2 early

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (CWTWj)

3 "Let Indiana be a lesson to you!"
- D. Trumpus Maximus

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (iNUL3)

4 We need to get a lot of these rinos in state governments gone as well

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (XHO5P)

5 Triple Lindy sounds like something I'd want to do tbh.
Is this done in a small aircraft? It might be uncomfortable but hardly more so than in the back of a Volkswagen, which is possibly what Massie is being accused of.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

6 Pink Floyd - Childhood's End

https://youtu.be/JOcUinX5-WY

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

7 Barbarians inside the House:

https://tinyurl.com/4w2fn6zt

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (MtA6K)

8 Maybe this is the pessimist in me talking, but is LA truly that far gone? That Pratt is still only getting 22% of the vote?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (6ITkk)

9 Elric The Blade is FIRST.... in getting called out by Ace.

Posted by: pookysgirl, gently teasing at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Wt5PA)

10 A 900 person poll for a district primary is quite robust.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (rJ5No)

11 The fans of Massie are termed Massholes, not to be confused with Massachusetts folk in NH.
They Massie fans are all over X attacking any who brings up the woman's testimony about him being a deviant or anything else anti Massie. Given these polls it ain't working

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:14 PM (gu0hJ)

12 As a man with teeth, I can confirm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

13 Pratt's getting 22% in a crowded field. That will assuredly get him into the top two.
The question remains what Angelenos will do when faced with the Pratt / Bass choice.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (gKWVE)

14 Then Bass can "take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:17 PM (gu0hJ)

15 13 Pratt's getting 22% in a crowded field. That will assuredly get him into the top two.
The question remains what Angelenos will do when faced with the Pratt / Bass choice.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (gKWVE)

====

Bass because black, woman, communist, failure.

There's no greater combination for success in a Democrat machine jurisdiction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:17 PM (rJ5No)

16 Problem is that the Raman voters will all fall in line behind Bass.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:17 PM (gKWVE)

17 Fear Of The Dark

https://youtu.be/pWNWTltp_0I

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (dK+Kv)

18
"Let's give toothless meth heads new teeth so they can bite police"

-Karen Bass

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (IifOV)

19 The more I stop paying attention to politics, the more absurd it gets.

It's like Politics as an entity is simply desperate to regain my attention, or something.

Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (Ot/FD)

20 However, while Pratt will most likely lose, the combination of Pratt as candidate in the general with at least one of the Republicans advancing to the general in the governor's race will do marvels for Republican turnout across the whole state.

CA's gerrymander is going to be revealed to be a really bad dummymander in short order.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (rJ5No)

21 In more schmolling news: Spencer Pratt is performing pretty well in the LA mayoral race. He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen.

One big change in politics that doesn't not get commented on is for Dem pols there is no consideration whatsoever about objective performance.

Ignore if you are left/right/whatever for a minute. Wouldn't you vote against Bass? She's objectively and repeatedly failed.

If the politicians are afraid of the voters you would assume she would have resigned and let some other Dem run but...no.

This is not how representative government is supposed to work at all. Its like hiring a guy to fix your roof and instead he burns down your shed, seizes your backyard, and lets a bunch of Mexicans and crazy people into your house with the key you left him...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

22 The meth heads would probably sell their new teeth anyway, so what's the point

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (gu0hJ)

23 "Let's give toothless meth heads new teeth so they can bite police"

-Karen Bass
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (IifOV)

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

-MacGruff the Crime Dog

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (Ot/FD)

24 Tommie is Masshoe

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (/+uur)

25
Kentucky, which gives us Rand Paul and decades of Mitch McConnell.

I don't have much confidence in Kentucky not throwing Massie out.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (IifOV)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Yay!

Strippers!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

28 The Triple Lindy

https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (mkw2N)

29 if he Loses LA, they are truly F'd and I would get the hell out.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (zaVZl)

30 I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.

And the real answer is...because the deciding votes aren't coming from individual, eligible citizens.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

31 Oddly enough, my grampa had almost no teeth (at least by the time I knew him). He was also ran his own very successful business all his adult life and you know why? He wasn't a crackhead!

Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (WlOvh)

32 We've spent 80 years now saying that crazy people should be allowed to be crazy on the streets.

It isn't working.

But everyone is afraid of what the solution is...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

33
Can I take the teeth out to give blow jobs for dime bags?

Posted by: LA Hobo's Union #1308 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (IifOV)

34 The meth heads would probably sell their new teeth anyway, so what's the point
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Stimulate the economy, duh.

Posted by: Karen Bass at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (UjdFS)

35 LA deserves to burn to the ground if they reelect Karen Bass.

I hope Massie goes down. I dont even mind a "libertarian" Republican, but clear the guy is just out to torpedo Trump at every opportunity.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (NvU4T)

36 Poll dancing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

37 Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (Ot/FD)

I find that with ads, too. We don't really have TV and run ad-blockers on our computers (except for this wonderful site), so when I happen to see real TV, it's jarring.

Posted by: pookysgirl would love to live in an ad-free world at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (Wt5PA)

38
You can't succeed without teeth?

All I know is, you can't succeed without Clé de Peau Beauté Firming Serum Supreme and Radiant Multi Repair Oil.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (XJ22o)

39 > YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH!

They could go into the beejer business.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:24 PM (mkw2N)

40 Throw out your gold teeth and see how they roll...

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:24 PM (Fi81e)

41 Moon Hooch - Contra

https://youtu.be/Mvvo9PfB0h4

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (dK+Kv)

42 so when I happen to see real TV, it's jarring.
Posted by: pookysgirl would love to live in an ad-free world at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (Wt5PA)

Makes chain restaurants even weirder than they naturally would be otherwise....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (Ot/FD)

43 I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

It didn't?!

Trump got more black and hispanic votes than any Republican ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (iNUL3)

44
I wish I had removable teeth.

Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)

45 YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH!


I did all right.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (UjdFS)

46 I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.

And the real answer is...because the deciding votes aren't coming from individual, eligible citizens.
Posted by: 18-1

==

I would argue it sort of worked.

Blacks still overwhelmingly go Democrat, but way more voted for Trump than they did Romney or Bush. Trump's pitch was basically "what have Democrats done for you?"

Trump came within 5 points of winning NJ, a dark blue state.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (NvU4T)

47 These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.

What in the world do you have to lose LA? Your dignity? Your wallet? your lives? Your homes? You already lost all that shit.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (c232c)

48 Karen Bass: �How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don�t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN�T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.�


I can't even.........

Pandering to the meth head vote.


Never thought I'd see the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

49
>>"just a scotch"

could mean,

- just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
- just a scooch -- scooch -- to move over just a bit

Just seems weird to have so many sk..... words with similar meaning

Posted by: bob, on a different computer at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (HBms5)

50 Test

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

51 The Mom being chased by the drug zombies is the funniest.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (c232c)

52 Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery.

Here is a fun one...

If any of your friends are left liberal LIVs that like to go off the grid, try talking to them about what the political issues of the day are before they get back into reddit/late night TV/etc

You'll get a very different take on something then they'll have a few days later...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

53 ace I will reach back decades to a classic I recall from National Lampoon (actually think it was the radio show they did for a while) - the "Varnished Turk".

Belongs on your list of bizarre s*x acts/fetishes.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (U/Byj)

54 Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (Ot/FD)
---
25% of all Americans believe the WHCD attack was "staged".

Only 3x% believe that Trump hasn't staged an attempt on his life.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)

55 Those who sling the mud are usually in the mud.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (c232c)

56 I think I have now softly said "Jesus Christ" while reading the news more than all the Baptist preachers said those words in church when I was growing up.

It's like a tic now. I have started crossing myself during halfway through reading the content just in case and I'm not even Catholic.

I'm going to go buy a monkey foot and a mojo root just in case.

It's like a bad joke how bad these demons are getting.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (NKVBZ)

57 sure sure the meth heads will care for their new dentures no problem

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)

58 29 if he Loses LA, they are truly F'd and I would get the hell out.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (zaVZl)
-------------------------
You would think that the 2022 race would have taught voters a lesson. Bass beat Rick Caruso 53% to his 47% while running on the same issues she's failed to make any improvements on. You would also think that voters would remember what happened in the Palisades fire. Caruso had his private firefighters save his commercial buildings and other structures. Pratt gives off the same vibes but you can't over estimate the strength of the unions, the black voting bloc, and, cheating.

Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y)

59 One big change in politics that doesn't not get commented on is for Dem pols there is no consideration whatsoever about objective performance.
---
See also the Retardos of Redditt earlier bubbling effusively over all the accomplishments of AOC.

Really?

Name one.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (MtSIY)

60 Trump got more black and hispanic votes than any Republican ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (iNUL3)

It'd probably be fair to say that it got "traction" in that sense, but not in the sense of translating into actual electoral wins. Really two different discussions, given how disjointed elections are from the electorate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (Ot/FD)

61 I'm afraid it will be close but no cigar, Spence. A majority of people who might have voted enough to push him over the line have already left the city/state. Even if he somehow manages to win, the rest of the government apparatus will just neuter anything he wants to do.

As far as California goes, I don't want to right the ship. I want to see the ship sink beneath the waves and take the captain, the crew, and the passengers down with it.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (QaH55)

62 Triple Lindy sounds like something I'd want to do tbh.
Is this done in a small aircraft? It might be uncomfortable but hardly more so than in the back of a Volkswagen, which is possibly what Massie is being accused of.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

Lindy Dancing is a thing in Europe, people come from many countries for dance-ins. Perhaps here in the US too. A Youtube guy Lindybeige used to do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (8avO+)

63 The Triple Lindy

https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (mkw2N)



F*cking Academy Award worthy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Karen Bass: �How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don�t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN�T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be com

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Does she mean "teef"? I think she means "teef".

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

65 These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.

What in the world do you have to lose LA? Your dignity? Your wallet? your lives? Your homes? You already lost all that shit.
Posted by: The Whine Guy

==

Around 26% of LA voted for Trump, that's the issue.

They make Spencer "MAGA" and let the voters do what they do every election.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (NvU4T)

66 You know what else is an obstacle to success? Smoking meth.

Posted by: These people are truly nuts at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/)

67 Vote for the doofus, to get yo toofuses.

Posted by: I'm K-Bass and I say Fuck the Tooth Fairy at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (Y6K7e)

68 Makes me think of Richard Pryor talking about Leon Spinks " ain't got no job, got no money, ain't hardly got no teephus"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (gu0hJ)

69 30 I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.

And the real answer is...because the deciding votes aren't coming from individual, eligible citizens.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)
----

Meh. Rome wasn't built in a day. You can't expect anyone, even DJT, to undo 60 years of Democrat propaganda in one or even two elections. He did make some inroads though.

Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)

70 >>"just a scotch"

could mean,

- just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
- just a scooch -- scooch -- to move over just a bit


I remember when Levi's ran an ad campaign for looser fitting jeans as the Boomers aged.

Just a skosh more room in the seat and thighs.
(Narrator: "you fatass" is implied.)

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)

71 57 sure sure the meth heads will care for their new dentures no problem
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)

Little plastic cups full of pepsodent and teef all lined up around the fire barrel....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (Ot/FD)

72 66 You know what else is an obstacle to success? Smoking meth.
Posted by: These people are truly nuts at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/)

So judgy.

Posted by: I Can Quit Whenever I Want at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (Y6K7e)

73 66 You know what else is an obstacle to success? Smoking meth.


How DARE you

Posted by: R. Hunter Biden at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (j+aD2)

74 See also the Retardos of Redditt earlier bubbling effusively over all the accomplishments of AOC.

Really?

Name one.


She successfully killed the Amazon deal in NY.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

75 TJM do you know the status of the suit against the CA redistricting? I thought it was on hold, not dismissed, and with the Callais decision might have a new lease on life. Think that the promoters of the stupid measure bragged about its racially drawn districts at some point.

How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (U/Byj)

76 What I don't get is why people put up with this treatment of criminals and lazy with handouts that hard working taxpayers don't get.

It's always new programs for migrants, criminals, drug addicts, indigent, lazy, fraudsters, etc.

before a single drug addict gets free dental care, or food, or housing, or a phone, etc. ever taxpayer should have all those things. It's madness.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (HBms5)

77 32 We've spent 80 years now saying that crazy people should be allowed to be crazy on the streets. It isn't working.But everyone is afraid of what the solution is... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

The solution is jail. THAT is where you give them treatment, get them off drugs, whatever else you want to do liberals. JAIL. This whole housing first idea is bullshit - jail first, and once you are back to marginally sane and sober, then we can talk about housing.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (c232c)

78 Hard to believe he doesn’t have more support

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (nGraA)

79
Q: What did Democrats light their houses with before candles?

A: Light bulbs.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e)

80 The meth heads would probably sell their new teeth anyway, so what's the point
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Destroying their teeth makes more work for dentists, prosthodontists and denture fabricators. Stimulus!

Posted by: Bastiat is now spinning is his grave at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (TbWk/)

81 Vote for the doofus, to get yo toofuses.
Posted by: I'm K-Bass and I say Fuck the Tooth Fairy


A Mayor Doof would get those meth addicts addicted to pickleball instead.

I'm not sure that would be an improvement, though.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)

82 Even if he somehow manages to win, the rest of the government apparatus will just neuter anything he wants to do.

If I lived in CA, I'd be thrilled to have someone who wasn't a rubber stamp for whatever their newest lunacy was. Even if all he does is act as a speed bump, he would at least not be actively seeking to make things worse.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Riz8t)

83 everyone is afraid of what the solution is

we're not worried a bit

Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (j+aD2)

84 I want that as a bumper sticker:

You Can't Succeed Without Teeth

Posted by: Key Policy Insight at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Y6K7e)

85 The solution is jail. THAT is where you give them treatment, get them off drugs, whatever else you want to do liberals. JAIL. This whole housing first idea is bullshit - jail first, and once you are back to marginally sane and sober, then we can talk about housing.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (c232c)
---
Are there no workhouses?

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

86 I think the only way CA has a chance in hell of being fixed is if some enterprising Democrat just does conservative things, but keeps the D next to their name.

if you had a bona fide Dem in the LA mayors race just running against Bass and a homeless crackdown, they'd win easy.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (NvU4T)

87 >>>- just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure

huh, thanks. I misheard it.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (1wjle)

88 Why is AIPAC doing this to Massie 1!!11

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (GD0B3)

89 A Mayor Doof would get those meth addicts addicted to pickleball instead.

I'm not sure that would be an improvement, though.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, that's what the world needs.

A little green plastic dodeca-crack-pipe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (Ot/FD)

90 From the last thread:

>> 43 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?

> It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2)


Yes. E. Belfort Bax was an English socialist, and therefore automatically of questionable character and morality. Yet, despite all that and initializing Ernest too, he still wrote The Fraud Of Feminism in 1913, while other men were still smiling and nodding at slanders of their grandfathers. It's in the public domain now, if you want to examine his arguments with the benefit of 113 years of hindsight...

Read online:
en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Fraud_of_Feminism

Project Gutenberg downloads:
gutenberg.org/ebooks/51877

Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (Sy6m/)

91 The solution to homelessness is secure mental facilities for the crazies, jail for the criminals. It will be expensive to build the facilities, but cheaper than paying NGOs for their crap. Of course the NGOs will bribe the Dems to stop it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (gu0hJ)

92 77 32 We've spent 80 years now saying that crazy people should be allowed to be crazy on the streets. It isn't working.But everyone is afraid of what the solution is... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

The solution is jail. THAT is where you give them treatment, get them off drugs, whatever else you want to do liberals. JAIL. This whole housing first idea is bullshit - jail first, and once you are back to marginally sane and sober, then we can talk about housing.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (c232c)

Every single time they build housing and give it to them, they destroy the absolute fuck out of it. Then they build more, and they destroy the fuck out of it again. "Well this time it'll work!" Same thing over and over. "We just need more money for housing!" And they move them in and they destroy the fuck out of it again.

Posted by: But their cronies get the grant money so totes cool at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (TbWk/)

93
Spencer Pratt is performing pretty well in the LA mayoral race. He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen.

Eight points is "just a scotch"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (Cqx++)

94 They are definitely concerned about Pratt, they dug up a 26 year old Tweet he made praising Alex Jones LOL

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (YwEeS)

95 Massie , taken down by being a flaming, sex pest Democrat and AIPAC. But mostly (EXCLUSIVELY) being a sex pest perv Democrat !

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (GD0B3)

96 How many ballots in LA are mail in?

There's no way in ach ee double hockey sticks Pratt wins.

He won't reach 40%

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

97 88 Why is AIPAC doing this to Massie 1!!11

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (GD0B3)

======

American Jews aren't allowed to pool their money together to redress their grievances with the government or organize for political nominees they support because...all American Jews are dual citizens, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (rJ5No)

98 >> You play the dirty game, then you play by the rules of the dirty game. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

And get punched in the dick- if you’re into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (wKGPt)

99 >>>28 The Triple Lindy
https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk

correct. now imagine that with dicks.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (1wjle)

100 Unhoused. LOL!!

Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly?

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (S+xAM)

101 It's the welfare to drug dealer pipeline!

Kensington Philadelphia fentanyl fold people aren't employed and the dope isn't free.

So the state's so lame it pays for the game.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (KtOUo)

102 Speaking of jail, someone pointed out to me if you look at the stuff the left claims to want:

Everyone with equal possessions
Free Healthcare
Cooperative, environmentally friendly housing
No unnecessary travel/fossil fuel use
Same Sex relations

they should all want to go to prison right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

103 Fraud is an enormous problem, much of the US election system is at African levels of integrity and security - but many are pretty cavalier about dismissing just how dumbed-down, misinformed, and low civic IQ much of the populace is. And here I especially refer to the "educated" cohort.

In many jurisdictions for every fraudulent vote there are 20 actual votes for insane, destructive, abhorrent policies and candidates. It's a very bad case of whistling past the graveyard to pretend America is not burdened and endangered by its own electorate.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (U/Byj)

104 Black voters in LA are not a factor. Its homos, winos and Latinos

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (wBaIH)

105 The question is what pct of LA voters want to attempt to return LA to civilization.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (wUvwL)

106 He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen.

He's gotta drink faster.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (77rzZ)

107 Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly?
Posted by: Heroq


Why do marxists lie?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (diia5)

108 96 How many ballots in LA are mail in?

There's no way in ach ee double hockey sticks Pratt wins.

He won't reach 40%

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

======

100%. California went entirely mail in ballot after 2020.

So, yeah, Pratt won't win.

But, the combination of Pratt in LA and one or even both Republicans getting to the general in the governor's race is going to do amazing things to Republican turnout, especially after SCOTUS rules in favor of excluding ballots received after election day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (rJ5No)

109 TJM do you know the status of the suit against the CA redistricting? I thought it was on hold, not dismissed, and with the Callais decision might have a new lease on life. Think that the promoters of the stupid measure bragged about its racially drawn districts at some point.

How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (U/Byj)

Even with the new gerrymander, to get new seats you have to weaken your hold on the current gerrymandered seats to some extent. If you misread your electorate this can have bad effects on you. North Carolina when from solid Dem to GOP in the 80s/early 90s from that.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+)

110 They are definitely concerned about Pratt, they dug up a 26 year old Tweet he made praising Alex Jones LOL
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (YwEeS)

That’s quite impressive given Twitter was created only 20 years ago.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (S+xAM)

111 > now imagine that with dicks.

No.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (mkw2N)

112
correct. now imagine that with dicks.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (1wjle)



New olympic sport.

Synchronized Dick Swimming.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

113 - just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
- just a scooch -- scooch -- to move over just a bit

Just seems weird to have so many sk..... words with similar meaning
Posted by: bob, on a different computer at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (HBms5)

That's English for bissel.

Posted by: Yiddish --> English translator at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/)

114 Teeth from the government.
Diapers from the government.
Meth from the government.
Needles from the government.
Vodka from the government.

Law and order? Naaaah, bro.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (RIvkX)

115 Raman should do well in ChinaTown.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (+Vmst)

116 @110 the tweet was from 2009

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (gu0hJ)

117 Regarding homeless meth-heads... Mayor Bass! What about chemical peels for all the scratches on their faces?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (cWLG3)

118 Why do marxists lie?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Because their party is led by the Father of Lies.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ)

119 >> Thomas Massie will be spending more time with his weird sex fetishes like the Mexican Wheelbarrow, the Saigon Starfish, and the spectacular but dangerous Triple Lindy.

This place is like the Kama Sutra of hell

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (wKGPt)

120
As you probably saw, a leftwing union released an "anti" Pratt ad accusing him, if you can believe this, of wanting the homeless to either clean up their acts or get out, of wanting to hire more police than social workers (!!!), and of saying that maybe government workers unions shouldn't have all the power in LA.

The ad was so accidentally pro-Pratt that many suspected it was a false flag or parody, but it was real.



One of you Morons suggested that Pratt should just rebroadcast the ad, with the addition of "I'm Spencer Pratt and I approve this message".

The only variation I'd add onto that inspired response is to have Pratt sitting in a Lazy-boy sipping a beer and turning up the volume with the remote to watch the "anti-Pratt" ad with a big smile on his face. THEN have him give the approval message, while holding in the laughter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (y9nCu)

121 Unhoused. LOL!!

Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly?
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (S+xAM)

it takes a while for the old euphemism to pick up the stain from the old one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)

122 "He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen."

Just a small nitpick that I imagine others have addressed, you misspelled bourbon.

Posted by: Kristian Harloff, Collider at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (IZN8A)

123 I guess if anyone knows about underwater explosive ordnance disposal, it would be our US Secretary of the Navy.

YT video (Vietnamese language):

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mppy9bsc

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)

124 Damn right wing violence!

WATCH: Karen Bass is worried Spencer Pratt's AI ads are "violent" and that demonizing her could "provoke" unstable people and "jeopardize" her safety 🤔
. . . .
His social media is now taking on a violent turn and that worries me. Because when you do that, and when your messages are so hateful, or when you demonize people then you do provoke people who are unstable and you can jeopardize people's safety ... The throwing of the tomatoes which looked like blood ...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (ndZc7)

125 Unhoused. LOL!!

Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly?
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (S+xAM)



Around the same time women became 'birthing people' I would imagine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

126 > Why do marxists lie?

To a Marxist, words are weapons to be used in service of the revolution, nothing more.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (mkw2N)

127 Pratt (or Hilton) would be mostly speed-bumps - which is nothing to sneeze at, and Trump may end up being largely that as well - but there's actually a lot they can do if they get into office. Just as with Trump - well, when the "judiciary" allows it, I guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (U/Byj)

128 The only prayer Spencer has is it's basically a 3 way race with 2 dems.

Just not sure though how much the other dem is soaking up the anti Bass votes that might normally go to him as just a protest vote.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (NvU4T)

129 The Toadies - Possum Kingdom

https://youtu.be/EkwD5rQ-_d4

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (dK+Kv)

130 American Jews aren't allowed to pool their money together to redress their grievances with the government or organize for political nominees they support because...all American Jews are dual citizens, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (rJ5No)

Two words, Cow Money...

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (GD0B3)

131 109 TJM do you know the status of the suit against the CA redistricting? I thought it was on hold, not dismissed, and with the Callais decision might have a new lease on life. Think that the promoters of the stupid measure bragged about its racially drawn districts at some point.

How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (U/Byj)

======

Lawsuit got to SCOTUS and SCOTUS sided with CA.

Any new challenges post-Callais (which may have a chance of gaining some traction since the designers of the map explicitly called out race as a factor) would stem from new suits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (rJ5No)

132 The Left coast is a concentration camp for the bums, druggies and skels. I am all for it.

Oh and LA is a washed old hag with Ozempic Face.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (wBaIH)

133 Fraud is an enormous problem

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (U/Byj)
---
Saw this doctor on Sean Ryan's podcast recently. She was talking about the most-cited retracted study.

It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!.

All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud!

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

134 These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.


I heard she's aces at molecular spectroscopy.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t)

135 134 These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.


I heard she's aces at molecular spectroscopy.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t)

=====

She invented the telescope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:40 PM (rJ5No)

136 Think of it this way Tom , you will have more time for your kinks.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)

137 Heard "unhoused" for the first time, in person, from a family member.

Decades of not reacting to utter idiocy and ignorance from so many people in my orbit has given me the game to not react at all when hearing "WTFF??" nonsense from these people.

Fortunately I was in the back seat of the car and my momentary look of astonishment and wonder was not observed. I said nothing.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (U/Byj)

138 Why do marxists lie?

Oh, they're not proud. If the truth were ever in their favor, they'd use it, too.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (T7fic)

139 Why do marxists lie?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Because their party is led by the Father of Lies.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ)
---
Do the Dems know he's moonlighting?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

140 Saw this doctor on Sean Ryan's podcast recently. She was talking about the most-cited retracted study.

It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!.

All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud!
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

About 2-3 months into COVID there were over 25 retracted COVID papers already.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)

141 Pratt could beat his opponents to death in a cage match and their corpses would still win.

The mail-in ballot and harvesting fraud in California is the worst in the nation.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:42 PM (wKGPt)

142 Of course leftists use language to advance their cause. They charged woman to birthing person to eliminate concept of men and women. They do that all the time. Or the best example illegal alien to undocumented immigrant. Of you’re not doing anything illegally you just lost your documents. That is powerful in advancing an agenda.

But homeless and unhoused is the same fucking thing. They mean the same thing. I don’t see how unhoused is more progressive or more “humanitarian” or whatever. Thats what makes it so retarded.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (S+xAM)

143 Do our Californian morons like Gallrein? (I'm asking without perusing the comments for clues.)

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (FMtrg)

144 138 Why do marxists lie?

Oh, they're not proud. If the truth were ever in their favor, they'd use it, too.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (T7fic)

"We'll give you free shit".

Honest. No foolin'. Right there on the sidewalk. Free for the taking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (Ot/FD)

145 Why do marxists lie?
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Because they don't believe that there is anything significant in life besides somebody getting their way.

It's the same reason that the theory of the Big Lie bothered fascists in no way. There is only winning and losing. There is no "how you play the game".

Stark materialist worldviews have a terrible road record.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

146 Karen Bass: “How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don’t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.”
*********
This is nuts.
The cheapest dental treatment for these people is extractions and dentures.
Most of these people are too lost mentally to even care for their dentures.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC)

147 I see that f’ing ponce, Thune still won’t bring up the SAVE Act, and that coked up traitor Murkowski still says she won’t vote for it.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (wKGPt)

148 143. Sorry -- I meant Kentucky morons.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (FMtrg)

149 Skid Row is now 50 blocks long.

Bass FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

150 California is a Cartel country, with a Banana Republic garnish.

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (Gqar8)

151 126 > Why do marxists lie?

To a Marxist, words are weapons to be used in service of the revolution, nothing more.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (mkw2N)

It's all about deconstruction, a byword for civilizational destruction.

Posted by: Kristian Harloff, Collider at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (IZN8A)

152 Thune still won’t bring up the SAVE Act, and that coked up traitor Murkowski still says she won’t vote for it.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (wKGPt)



Oh f*ck that Manface Cokewhore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

153 if only Pratt was running for Governor, not Mayor, he'd win easily, as there is almost no competition.

And if you think ooliticians must work their way up the electoral ladder little by little to reach higher office, I give you...Donald J. Trump, who went from nothing to President. It is possible

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (Av6i5)

154 Why do marxists lie?

-
Because the truth won't help?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (ndZc7)

155
If you watch Carolla - you know Nithya. She's a hobby horse of his. She is fucking horrible. Worse than Bass, but for not happening to be mayor when the city burned.

My ideal outcome would be her beating Bass and Katie Porter winning the primary, which is all that counts in CA.

That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)

156 Saw this doctor on Sean Ryan's podcast recently. She was talking about the most-cited retracted study.

It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!.

All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud!
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

In England in the 50s and 60s there was a giant in the field of research on identical twins raised apart. Had more instances than anyone. Decades later someone looked into it - despite adding more and more people the numbers and error bars didn't change. He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+)

157 stark raving nuttery
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Is that like a Mexican wheelbarrow?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (8kEbO)

158 I thought the Cleveland Steamrr would have worked its way into this post. But alas.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (wKGPt)

159 Has the GOP even bothered to enunciate what is wrong withe the SAVE act?

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (Gqar8)

160 just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
________

I used to skeech a skosh of Skoal from my buddies if I was out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (XvL8K)

161 Why do marxists lie?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Because their party is led by the Father of Lies.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ)
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Do the Dems know he's moonlighting?!
Posted by: Axeman

Moonlighting, gaslighting . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (ndZc7)

162 I want Rae Huang to win the Los Angeles Mayoral race. She wants to set up Non-profit Public Banks in that city. I want to see the hijinks that entails if she does. That's one level of stupidity beyond public grocery stores.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

163 All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud!
Posted by: Axeman

------------
This was the amyloid genesis of the disease theory. I think it is more complicated, but the CW was that if you could only remove the plaques, people would get better. The alternative was that the brain was getting damaged, and the plaques were just taking up space, not doing harm. There is more blame to go around than just that one paper.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (HBms5)

164 The Indiana losers, the SC wankers who voted against reapportionment, and now Massie - THIS has been the missing piece, Republicans need to lose their seats for ignoring their voters. With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE)

165 You need no teeth to eat the beef!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (Kt19C)

166 just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure

huh, thanks. I misheard it.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (1wjle)


It is from "skoshi". One of the very few loan words English has from Japanese

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)

167 But homeless and unhoused is the same fucking thing. They mean the same thing. I don’t see how unhoused is more progressive or more “humanitarian” or whatever. Thats what makes it so retarded.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (S+xAM)

Unhoused implies you had a house at one point but lost it. It's nicer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (8avO+)

168 In England in the 50s and 60s there was a giant in the field of research on identical twins raised apart. Had more instances than anyone. Decades later someone looked into it - despite adding more and more people the numbers and error bars didn't change. He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+)
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Science is a niche for prestige and gain, if you know how to survive in it. Why wait until you actually find something to begin with?!

That would take getting lucky, or something.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

169 What kind of an idiot would vote for Tom Massie?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (j+GfC)

170 44
I wish I had removable teeth.

Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)

Too bad about that removable brain of yours. Should have remembered where you left it, and now it's just gone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (DwqWV)

171 162 I want Rae Huang to win the Los Angeles Mayoral race. She wants to set up Non-profit Public Banks in that city. I want to see the hijinks that entails if she does. That's one level of stupidity beyond public grocery stores.
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)


It’ll be like that bank that makes change from SNL.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (S+xAM)

172 My ideal outcome would be her beating Bass and Katie Porter winning the primary, which is all that counts in CA.

That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)



I'm actually a fan of what was mentioned yesterday.......

Schiff gets removed due to his treason and Newsom names Porker to his senate seat.

THAT would be teh awesomes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

173 I want that as a bumper sticker:

You Can't Succeed Without Teeth

CHEW ON THAT!
Posted by: Key Policy Insight at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Y6K7e)

*small addendum*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (g8Ew8)

174 Speaking of Cleveland Steamers- whatever happened to Chris Stirewalt?

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (wKGPt)

175 Pratt could beat his opponents to death in a cage match and their corpses would still win.

So...might as well!

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (T7fic)

176 f you watch Carolla - you know Nithya. She's a hobby horse of his. She is fucking horrible. Worse than Bass, but for not happening to be mayor when the city burned.

My ideal outcome would be her beating Bass and Katie Porter winning the primary, which is all that counts in CA.

That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)
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Nithya is not only a hobby horse, she's Bass' stalking horse. As in "If you think you have it bad now, just imagine HER! as mayor."

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)

177 >> I wish I had removable teeth.

Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)

I wish you had real tits.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:49 PM (wKGPt)

178 Sorry -- I meant Kentucky morons.

They shine with their own kind of light?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vTZFs)

179 Fraud is an enormous problem
=
That is insulting to enourmous problems.

Fraud is an intergalactic problem.

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at May 13, 2026 02:49 PM (I14vO)

180 This was the amyloid genesis of the disease theory. I think it is more complicated, but the CW was that if you could only remove the plaques, people would get better. The alternative was that the brain was getting damaged, and the plaques were just taking up space, not doing harm. There is more blame to go around than just that one paper.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (HBms5)
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Yeah, you've got the right one.

Everything is more complicated that what you can sum up in a net post.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)

181
Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly?
Posted by: Heroq


Better question: why did we change from bums to homeless?

Bums are at the lowest rung of the ladder.

Hobos travel, and are willing to work

Tramps travel, and will work if they have to, but reluctantly

Bums don't travel, and absolutely refuse to work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (y9nCu)

182 I’m waiting for when when illegal aliens are named Pre-Citizened Americans

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (S+xAM)

183 I wish I had removable teeth.

Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)



You wish you had a rubber backbone as you're the only one worthy of eating your box.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

184 That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)

I'm actually a fan of what was mentioned yesterday.......

Schiff gets removed due to his treason and Newsom names Porker to his senate seat.

THAT would be teh awesomes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM

Au contraire, mon frere. That would be inflicting her on me... that's masochism. I said *sadism.* I enjoy watching *California* suffer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (BI5O2)

185 The Amazing Kreskin!

*holds closed envelope to forehead*

"Gumbo"

*rips open envelope and reads the paper inside*

"What John Derek will do when all his teeth fall out."

Posted by: This is old but is still funny at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (U/s6V)

186
153 if only Pratt was running for Governor, not Mayor, he'd win easily, as there is almost no competition.”

Pratt has a very compelling reason to run for mayor, it’s the foundation of his campaign. The current Mayor burned his house down, and burned his parents house down as well, and he’s pissed as hell about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (AnnNE)

187 Following their example, I will now refer to libtards as "unbrained"

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (GNqmQ)

188 The Indiana losers, the SC wankers who voted against reapportionment, and now Massie - THIS has been the missing piece, Republicans need to lose their seats for ignoring their voters. With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE)

The way to rip out weeds efficiently is to get them separated from the others on their own. Then you uproot them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (8avO+)

189 In England in the 50s and 60s there was a giant in the field of research on identical twins raised apart. Had more instances than anyone. Decades later someone looked into it - despite adding more and more people the numbers and error bars didn't change. He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+)

I think it was always pretty clear that nobody was separating identical twins. How they found even one or two instances is a complete mystery. I'm always amazed at what the "smart" people think the rest of us will accept in terms of obvious fraud.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (DwqWV)

190 He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent.

Posted by: Oldcat

He prefers the term "creative."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7)

191 Mom always told me, “if you can’t think of anything nice to say, tell them to F off. They probably deserve it.”

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (wKGPt)

192 All fraudulent.
Posted by: Oldcat

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I have worked with these grant-funded paper writers.

Their only incentive is generate more grants and more clicks. They care nothing for the truth, and in fact they often "know" they are right and so faking the data is just a shortcut to the next step, where they will get more money, a bigger lab, more techs, and be able to prove they are right.

It is a failed model. Grant funding of research produces junk.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (HBms5)

193 You Can't Succeed Without Teeth

Kamala wouldn't have passed Go with teeth. I was very clear about that.

Posted by: Willie Brown at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (T7fic)

194 And they move them in and they destroy the fuck out of it again.

They should make the housing out of... hm... what's a hard to destroy material... concrete! And put metal doors in all the rooms! And metal toilets in the bathrooms, those are hard to destroy.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc)

195 So, is a trans male who has had xer boobs removed boobless or unboobed?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

196 195 So, is a trans male who has had xer boobs removed boobless or unboobed?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

I'm going with stupid. Oh, and doomed. That too.

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:53 PM (Gqar8)

197
Au contraire, mon frere. That would be inflicting her on me... that's masochism. I said *sadism.* I enjoy watching *California* suffer.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (BI5O2)



American's still toy with the idea of putting California shitwhistles in positions of higher power. Porker would assist in making them see the errors of their ways, MUCH worse than Schiff.

Good and hard........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Pratt: "There is no foundation without a permit!"

No, he didn't say that, but I wish he would.

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rj6Yv)

199 So, to continue from last thread:

I found my father's namesakes MACR number. I've also found an explanation for the different death dates of the crew.

8 (included my great-great uncle) died when the bomber was over Kawasaki, Japan, but 3 were able to parachute out. They were captured and taken to Tokyo. The American Air Corps then firebombed Tokyo, and the Japanese wouldn't let the Americans out of their prison cells, so they all died in the inferno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rJ5No)

200 Bruce Jenner is now UnCocked.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (S+xAM)

201 And they move them in and they destroy the fuck out of it again.

They should make the housing out of... hm... what's a hard to destroy material... concrete! And put metal doors in all the rooms! And metal toilets in the bathrooms, those are hard to destroy.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc)

The destroying is the point. Otherwise you would lose the money coming in every year to build the housing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+)

202 195 So, is a trans male who has had xer boobs removed boobless or unboobed?

...and a japanese trans sister radio...

Posted by: classics remastered at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (oY6Yp)

203 unhoused implies the issue is just that the individual just needs a place to live to make it all better.
The reality is that they are "unhousable" in the disfunction and addiction that makes them unsafe to be around and incapable of making any long term action to better their lives or even maintain a condition if they were given one.
So many are on the street because it is easier than not being an addict and actually doing things to maintain a life.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

204 Bruce Jenner is now UnCocked.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (S+xAM)



Imaging having so much pussy thrown at you, you'd turn into that.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

205 That first ad reminds me of a Mad Magazine parody of The A-Team I read a LONG time ago: in one panel a bunch of kids were playing in a playground, in front of a sign with the following message: "CAUTION! RADIOACTIVE WASTE DUMP / Children Should Be Very Careful When Playing Here"

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (T6aVk)

206 171 162 I want Rae Huang to win the Los Angeles Mayoral race. She wants to set up Non-profit Public Banks in that city. I want to see the hijinks that entails if she does. That's one level of stupidity beyond public grocery stores.
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)


It’ll be like that bank that makes change from SNL.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (S+xAM)
____________________________________

I wish it was that innocuous. I think she wants to circumvent the oversight process and purposefully hand out loans to people who have no prayer of paying it back, and then dig into the already debt ridden appropriations of the city to cover them. It's a localized housing bubble machine. Plus, can you imagine trusting the City of Los Angeles with your savings account, and hoping they just don't take it and call it taxes.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (dIske)

207 Jen is a witch queen doesnr just play on tv

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (bXbFr)

208
Unhoused implies you had a house at one point but lost it. It's nicer.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (8avO+)



Plus, it implies that some evil right-wing deathbeast corporation or person stole your home from you, requiring help from the government to take it back. If they get to shoot the new resident's dog during the eviction, so much the better.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu)

209 Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (wKGPt)

210 The Indiana losers, the SC wankers who voted against reapportionment, and now Massie - THIS has been the missing piece, Republicans need to lose their seats for ignoring their voters. With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE)

The way to rip out weeds efficiently is to get them separated from the others on their own. Then you uproot them.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (8avO+)

***

Murkowski has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)

211 The Zioshills have spent $10 million to defeat a true America first candidate. He was his district by 80% last election. It’s time to recognize it’s not Massie who is betraying you, it’s the bought and paid for Republicans, Trump included.

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (XZjgl)

212 Following their example, I will now refer to libtards as "unbrained"

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (GNqmQ)
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The "hinge-challenged".

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

213 Nithya is Kaie Wilson from Seattle - absolute idiot, who will destroy the city. She's a fucking activist. She runs a homeless NGO. She is strongly opposed by local landlords, business groups, and police and firefighter unions. She believes you can NEVER kick a tenant out, even if they are squatting, even if they pay nothing.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (954tc)

214 If you have no teeth, and are consuming meth, it is safe to say that you have zero health for which to care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (T6aVk)

215 He's a piece of shit without the Ron Paul one true maga bullshit. The sexual allegations seem ... nebulous to me. What does perverse mean? If he's a pedophile, then say so. If not, what exactly would that mean these days.

On the other hand, this bitch (Massie) has been playing a game for months, so tweaking him with this is no great effort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

216 210
Murkowski has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)

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I can't wait for the Alaskan legislature to pass the "Dead Senators can be re-elected" law in 2053.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (rJ5No)

217 The American Air Corps then firebombed Tokyo, and the Japanese wouldn't let the Americans out of their prison cells, so they all died in the inferno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rJ5No)



Ouch....that's one hell of an own goal. Damn......Guess we didn't take how evil the Japs were seriously enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

218 The mutilated are not able to have satisfactory sex as far as I have read. They are just walking clitorectomies.

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8)

219 Another reason to vote for Spencer Pratt:

The 2028 Summer Olympics.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (T6aVk)

220 8 (included my great-great uncle) died when the bomber was over Kawasaki, Japan, but 3 were able to parachute out. They were captured and taken to Tokyo. The American Air Corps then firebombed Tokyo, and the Japanese wouldn't let the Americans out of their prison cells, so they all died in the inferno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rJ5No)

What a wild story. And it replayed itself thousands of times over enemy skies.

I hope you choose to find the MACR itself. It will likely lead you to other information.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (iNUL3)

221 They should make the housing out of... hm... what's a hard to destroy material... concrete! And put metal doors in all the rooms! And metal toilets in the bathrooms, those are hard to destroy.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc)

That's pretty much how we designed soldier housing on base. Don't have to be druggies or mental patients at the ages of 18-24 to destroy housing. No idea why lefties think giving somebody something is going to motivate them take care of it. Skin in the game, i.e. purchase price, is the only motivation that truly works. But then, I'm sure the construction companies appreciate the grift as much as the NGOs signing the contracts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (DwqWV)

222 Starmer is about to be challenged, by Wes Streeting and possibly Ed Miliband.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (GD0B3)

223 What, pray tell, is "super meth?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)

224 Jen is a witch queen doesnr just play on tv

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (bXbFr)




How about this?



https://youtu.be/w5IamZCDXYA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

225 I can't wait for the Alaskan legislature to pass the "Dead Senators can be re-elected" law in 2053.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (rJ5No)

Given their embrace of RCV, they are now a Parliament.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (T6aVk)

226 "What, pray tell, is "super meth?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"

Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: A Zanti Misfit at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (vFG9F)

227 It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!.

Is that the one that insisted amyloid plaque was THE cause for Alzheimers?

Lilly Pharma is running ads about how "amyloid" might be the problem if your elderly mother is showing signs of menta deterioration - no mention of "alzheimers" - so apparently they're going ahead with whatever anti-amyloid plaque medications they've been spending all their money developing, without ever implying that it's an Alzheimer's treatment.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (vJrRc)

228 What, pray tell, is "super meth?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)
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Kryptonian meth.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (Fi81e)

229 Murkowski has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)

She was voted out. Then ran as an “independent” and won. Alaska is kinda retarded. It also has ranked choice voting.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (S+xAM)

230 220 What a wild story. And it replayed itself thousands of times over enemy skies.

I hope you choose to find the MACR itself. It will likely lead you to other information.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (iNUL3)

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I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No)

231 Ouch....that's one hell of an own goal. Damn......Guess we didn't take how evil the Japs were seriously enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

I think we'd have done it anyway, even knowing the prisoners would remain confined.

It's just math at that level. The firebombing was going to happen.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (iNUL3)

232 218 The mutilated are not able to have satisfactory sex as far as I have read. They are just walking clitorectomies.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar

And this contributes to their stellar mental health in such a lovely way.

/spit

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (DwqWV)

233 What, pray tell, is "super meth?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)
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Destroys teeth in 1/2 the time!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

234 What, pray tell, is "super meth?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)

Co es with a catalytic converter and a clock you can take apart?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

235 211: anti-Semitic, much?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (T6aVk)

236 Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (wKGPt)

At my last reading some 80 labor MPs have called on him to step down, but 100 have signed on. One possible candidate is not in Parliament right now, so to force a leadership change he would have to get an MP to step down and win a seat. But his area went heavily Reform and Green so it is unclear if he would win.

Starmer seems willing to just refuse to do anything and dare them to take him down. None of the Laborites want an election now, they'd be creamed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)

237 I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No)


https://www.aviationarchaeology.com/dbSearchAFMACR.asp

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (iNUL3)

238
I think we'd have done it anyway, even knowing the prisoners would remain confined.

It's just math at that level. The firebombing was going to happen.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (iNUL3)



War is hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Lilly Pharma is running ads about how "amyloid" might be the problem if your elderly mother is showing signs of menta deterioration - no mention of "alzheimers" - so apparently they're going ahead with whatever anti-amyloid plaque medications they've been spending all their money developing, without ever implying that it's an Alzheimer's treatment.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (vJrRc)
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I believe, from what I remember, that the amyloid hypothesis is still valid, just not the specific amyloid this guy "isolated".

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (Fi81e)

240 > unhoused implies the issue is just that the individual just needs a place to live to make it all better.

Correct. They're loading assumptions within the term to shut down debate and thought.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (mkw2N)

241
Stormfront goatfucking retard has arrived.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (y9nCu)

242
More from Lost Angeles:

They just let their Chief Heat Officer go. Yes, that is an office in the City of LA.

She led the Climate Emergency Mobilization Office, which apparently missed that whole -- what do you call it? Intense Heat Event? -- that destroyed the Palisades.

No explanation from Bass, although it's suspected she's trying to do something about the homeless for a better look.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (XJ22o)

243 @222 don't know about Streeting, but Miliband is responsible for the green energy idiocy in Britain. He's a nightmare

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (gu0hJ)

244 With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE)

Early voting begins Monday in TX! I'm so there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (T6aVk)

245
Co es with a catalytic converter and a clock you can take apart?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)



Nice clock, Ahmed!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

246 I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No)

And if that doesn't work, email directly to: aair@aviationarcheology.com

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (iNUL3)

247 243 @222 don't know about Streeting, but Miliband is responsible for the green energy idiocy in Britain. He's a nightmare
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (gu0hJ)

Ed Miliband is a flat out Marxist.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (T6aVk)

248 Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?

Still refusing to get on the cart last I heard.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs)

249 >> Starmer seems willing to just refuse to do anything and dare them to take him down. None of the Laborites want an election now, they'd be creamed.

Where the f is Brutus when you need him?

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (i7wqn)

250 I can't wait for the Alaskan legislature to pass the "Dead Senators can be re-elected" law in 2053.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (rJ5No)

Given their embrace of RCV, they are now a Parliament.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (T6aVk)

Parliamentary systems are bad, but RCV is a horror.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (8avO+)

251 237

https://www.aviationarchaeology.com/dbSearchAFMACR.asp

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (iNUL3)

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Well, that did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (rJ5No)

252 She led the Climate Emergency Mobilization Office, which apparently missed that whole -- what do you call it? Intense Heat Event? -- that destroyed the Palisades.

Look, her department handles Climate, not arson.

Oh wait, that would require them to admit that it was arson.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (vJrRc)

253 How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy.
--
The maps are unconstitutional.
They'll be thrown out next year, though.
Since they are already voting in the primary under the new maps, IIRC.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (MtSIY)

254 Unhoused? It's Urban Outdoorsman thank you.

Posted by: Neal Boortz at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (j+GfC)

255 249 >> Starmer seems willing to just refuse to do anything and dare them to take him down. None of the Laborites want an election now, they'd be creamed.

Where the f is Brutus when you need him?

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (i7wqn)

======

Report is that he's threatening Labour with a snap election if they try the leadership vote.

He got 100 Labour MPs to publicly support him.

A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (rJ5No)

256 RCV fraud makes mail in voting seem downright fair.

It’s impossible to do an audit trail with RCV. It’s a black box.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (S+xAM)

257 She was voted out. Then ran as an “independent” and won. Alaska is kinda retarded. It also has ranked choice voting.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (S+xAM)

The real problem in AK is the free shit army, and the Anchorage Assembly, who determines who counts the votes.

The Natives all think whitey owes them a living, more than even the free healthcare, free schools, free travel to hospitals and courts, and rampant welfare. They will always vote with the Senator that sends them the most freebies.

The Anchorage Assembly is full of fags from CA who have no idea what Alaska is or who real Alaskans are. Everyone knows the voting is a joke, because of who runs the counting and who controls the $$ for the free shit army.

And Anchorage has more than half the population of the entire state.

Add to that Juneau, which is not on the road system, is where all the dirty deals go down without much oversight by the public, who cannot afford to fly there to do business....

Yeah. It's a mess.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (DwqWV)

258 26 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

Heartwarming to see you moving up!

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (Y8DZL)

259 unhoused implies the issue is just that the individual just needs a place to live to make it all better.

Correct. They're loading assumptions within the term to shut down debate and thought.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (mkw2N)
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Yes, it avoids the many cases that might have worked out better if they had just stopped stealing drug money from family members.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

260 'Hello, my name is Q, Q, Q, C, C, K, K. Ain't got no teefs.'

' \Hello, Q, Q, Q, C, C, K. K. Ain't got no teefs, meever.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (LHPAg)

261 It is a failed model. Grant funding of research produces junk.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (HBms5)


There is a lot of talk about the Universities being broken in that there is a huge replication crisis for such studies.
PhD candidates have to do some original research that is often never reviewed or replicated, and there is a pattern of researchers falsifying studies to get more grants.

I figure the best fix is to have Masters' candidates engage in replicating studies as part of their qualification. At least in Chemistry, biology and other such hard sciences.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR)

262 253 How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy.
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The maps are unconstitutional.
They'll be thrown out next year, though.
Since they are already voting in the primary under the new maps, IIRC.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (MtSIY)

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And very little will change when they do change the maps.

"We revisited it and used partisan makeup instead of race. 3 lines changed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (rJ5No)

263 I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No)

And if none of that works, I have the personal contact info of an archivist at Maxwell who can definitely help.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (iNUL3)

264
Heartwarming to see you moving up!

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (Y8DZL)



FRANKS AND BEANS!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

265 263 And if none of that works, I have the personal contact info of an archivist at Maxwell who can definitely help.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (iNUL3)

======

I found the entry at the site.

It says I can contact for pages from the full report, but I at least have the summary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (rJ5No)

266 Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?

Still refusing to get on the cart last I heard.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs)
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He's not fooling anybody, you know.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)

267 Report is that he's threatening Labour with a snap election if they try the leadership vote.

He got 100 Labour MPs to publicly support him.

A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (rJ5No)

Well the Tories survived about 4 of the leadership votes before elections really broke them, so why not Labor? It isn't like they have shame or a sense of duty.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (8avO+)

268 OK, I think "super meth" is an exaggeration. I think it's just what used to be called "actual meth," as opposed to biker crank made from Sudafed and cooked up in a soon-to-be-detonated motel room.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (BI5O2)

269 Unhoused? It's Urban Outdoorsman thank you.

Posted by: Neal Boortz at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (j+GfC)

Cosmopolitan Bushcrafter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (dK+Kv)

270 It's just math at that level. The firebombing was going to happen.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM


Yep, at that point that was all the Army had to use, no one in command in the Pacific had any clue that the atom bomb existed let alone it was being readied for use.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (0N4FZ)

271 The disease of Cali is intractable as far as I can see. We can inly work to inoculate ourselves against it.

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar8)

272 They're vagrants and hobos, not homeless.

"Homeless" implies they want to live in a house--they do not.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (MtSIY)

273 Wish Pratts numbers were higher.... Absolutely insane to put Bass back in office but LA so......

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (yKHCV)

274 Neither Streeting nor Rayner has the votes yet even if they do meet the threshold for a challenge. I say Starmer likely stays till at least July.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (XvL8K)

275 Having the state capital not accessible by road from the rest of the state is one of the weirdest things ever.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (S+xAM)

276 And if you think ooliticians must work their way up the electoral ladder little by little to reach higher office, I give you...Donald J. Trump, who went from nothing to President. It is possible
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (Av6i5)

Yes. But still rare. Historically, the place where presidents come from is the governorship.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (T6aVk)

277 It says I can contact for pages from the full report, but I at least have the summary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (rJ5No)

That's awesome!

If they try to make you pay, go through Maxwell.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:06 PM (iNUL3)

278 All they want is teeth, man. They're just standing around without jobs that they can only dream of. But having no teeth, obtaining any job is just impossible. What else can they do but do meth? Where's the heart?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 13, 2026 03:06 PM (MeU59)

279 >> A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.

I’m trying to think of the downside.

I truly believe England is in very serious trouble. They’ve been invaded in ways even the Romans couldn’t do, and it’s their own democratic process and government officials that allowed it to happen. It will be majority muslim, and slowly moved away from English common law and towards sharia in a few years. The foreign born population and migrants is going to swamp them and destroy the country.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (i7wqn)

280 257

And Anchorage has more than half the population of the entire state.

Add to that Juneau, which is not on the road system, is where all the dirty deals go down without much oversight by the public, who cannot afford to fly there to do business....

Yeah. It's a mess.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (DwqWV)

I have to say that Anchorage was a mess when I visited there. Lots of vagrants, lots of woke.

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8)

281 Murkowski is an abomination. I wish Alaska would kick her to the curb. But she is from an old political family and knows how to play the game that enriches her. (Plays both sides and takes the best deal)

Posted by: Case at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (NWIIQ)

282 There's "unhoused" and "unhousable". The "unhousable" eat up all the resources so the "unhoused" get stuck sucking hind teat.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (OUMaO)

283 275 Having the state capital not accessible by road from the rest of the state is one of the weirdest things ever.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (S+xAM)

True, but even if you did have Juneau accessible by road, (I've been to Juneau) the road would most likely cut through Canada anyway.

Their state capitol thus far is the worst I have been to, looking like an ordinary bank building. And I have been to 36 of them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (T6aVk)

284 I figure the best fix is to have Masters' candidates engage in replicating studies as part of their qualification. At least in Chemistry, biology and other such hard sciences.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR)

Be kinda hard to get the alternate space telescope for some of those.

Years and years ago I read up on a lot of scientific frauds over the years. One was a guy that just took papers from obscure journal A, changed the title, and submitted it to even more obscure journal B. Had a heck of a CV after a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (8avO+)

285 And very little will change when they do change the maps.

"We revisited it and used partisan makeup instead of race. 3 lines changed."
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44 of CA's congressional districts are race-based.

I don't think I'm being overly-optimistic when I forecast significant in-fighting when they do have to re-draw them

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (MtSIY)

286 Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (DwqWV)

______________________

I think the primary motivation to vote for Murkowski comes from the fact that she is a more crafty "John Murtha". Highest Per Capita (Per Person): Alaska leads the nation ($24,796 per resident).

Murtha used to set up a card table in the US Capitol to manage Earmarks. Murkowski doesn't set up the table, but she's always first in line to shower gifts on her constituents. It's one of the primary reasons she opposes the US taking over Greenland. It would move Alaska down below Greenland on federal appropriations.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

287 I pulled the mission reports for another one of my grandfathers who flew -24Js in the Pacific and in my request included the following:

"I'm requesting a copy of all Form 34As relevant to the unit/location between April 1945 and September 1945."

That got me hundreds of pages, a dozen or so of which were directly related to my grandfather.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (iNUL3)

288
Unhoused? It's Urban Outdoorsman thank you.
Posted by: Neal Boortz at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (j+GfC)




I get really annoyed with the "stealth camping" vids on yootoob. On the one hand, there's some really good info on staying covert in the woods, good tactical tradecraft. But on the other, they don't think twice about hopping someone's fence to stealth camp on someone's property, or camping in roundabouts or the sides of the roads where they are in danger of being turned into hamburger if someone drives off the road.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (y9nCu)

289 281 Murkowski is an abomination. I wish Alaska would kick her to the curb. But she is from an old political family and knows how to play the game that enriches her. (Plays both sides and takes the best deal)
Posted by: Case at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (NWIIQ)


When will she be on "our" side ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (yKHCV)

290 285 44 of CA's congressional districts are race-based.

I don't think I'm being overly-optimistic when I forecast significant in-fighting when they do have to re-draw them

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (MtSIY)

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When they lose seats, yeah, but not before then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (rJ5No)

291 XZjgl'
Maybe if you quit blowing your asparagus-laden wad in its mouth, the goat wouldn't be so queasy.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (gKWVE)

292 Doesn't every resident of Alaska get a share of the Pipeline money?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

293 True, but even if you did have Juneau accessible by road, (I've been to Juneau) the road would most likely cut through Canada anyway.

Their state capitol thus far is the worst I have been to, looking like an ordinary bank building. And I have been to 36 of them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (T6aVk)

Just annex it like we did with the Gadsden purchase.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (8avO+)

294 Kevin Warshe confirmed as Fed chair

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (gu0hJ)

295
I wonder if the 2004 Dodge commercial van with out of state expired license plate campers look down on street bums.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL)

296 Patty Murray truly is one of the dumbest Senators in DC. She asked Lee Zeldin about a NYTimes article that claims EPA are looking into ways to detect abortifacients in the water. This is in service to a leftist conspiracy theory that Trump is trying to crack down on abortions.

But Murray is so stupid, she can't form a coherent question. She asks Zeldin about it in an extremely vague way. Zeldin asks if she's talking about EPA's efforts to track and clean up medications found in our water, which is a real problem.

Murray doesn't understand what she's asking, so she starts stammering that she's quoting a NYTimes article about abortions in the water. Zeldin again tries to clarify, but Murray is a mountain of stupid which cannot be summited, so he gives up and assures her they're not looking into abortions in the water.

http://tiny.cc/lwa3101

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (mkw2N)

297
All we are saying, is give teef a chance.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

298 273 Wish Pratts numbers were higher.... Absolutely insane to put Bass back in office but LA so......
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (yKHCV)

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I think Los Angeles does the run-off process, don't then. Pratt need to score a second place and keep Bass below 50%, and it's a whole new election. Or am I mistaken?

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)

299 279 >> A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.

I’m trying to think of the downside.

I truly believe England is in very serious trouble. They’ve been invaded in ways even the Romans couldn’t do, and it’s their own democratic process and government officials that allowed it to happen. It will be majority muslim, and slowly moved away from English common law and towards sharia in a few years. The foreign born population and migrants is going to swamp them and destroy the country.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (i7wqn)

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I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go.

I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what.

This is just entertainment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (rJ5No)

300 Given their embrace of RCV, they are now a Parliament.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (T6aVk)

The amount of dark money up here from the Lower 48 is utterly overwhelming. We have had political ads attacking Sen Sullivan for over a year now, none of which is paid for by anyone in AK. The Lower 48 libbies consider AK a cheap seat to win, so they flood the market with bullshit 24/7/365 and sit back and smile.

Murkowski would have been gone 12 years ago if she hadn't had all the Outside money. Her daddy was a coward and she's a hack, and most folks up here are wise to that, but her support from Outside is overwhelming.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (DwqWV)

301 Oh yeah, if the CA gov race turns their redistricting into a dummymander, then yeah, there is going to be massive in-fighting next year when they have to redistrict.

short straws are going to draw knives

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (MtSIY)

302 I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.

Self sufficient my ass. Only when that a convenient argument.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (i7wqn)

303 #296 Zeldin should tell Murray that fish are growing tits. That would send her into a fugue state

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:12 PM (gu0hJ)

304
I think Los Angeles does the run-off process, don't then. Pratt need to score a second place and keep Bass below 50%, and it's a whole new election. Or am I mistaken?
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)
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They have the run-off, that's what happened in 2022 Bass vs Caruso, had a re-run in November and Bass pulled it off 53% to 47%.

Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (kX27y)

305 ban VPNs on this site

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

306 I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.

Self sufficient my ass. Only when that a convenient argument.
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[lob grenade]

see also, farmers and social security recipients

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (MtSIY)

307 I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go.

I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what.

This is just entertainment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (rJ5No)

he is going now

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

308 Still refusing to get on the cart last I heard.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs)

Word on the street is that the SNP is tabling a No Confidence Motion for the King's Speech. THAT will be fun to watch.

The more I see PM Starmer, the more I am reminded of Erich Honecker. The GDR was falling apart around him, and even so, he was bragging to Gorby that nothing needed to change, that the GDR was a Top 15 world economy, etc etc etc. Honecker was oblivious to what was going on until Willi Stoph initiated the ouster of Honecker. And even then, I still think he was clueless.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (T6aVk)

309 I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go.

I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what.

This is just entertainment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think he's gone, but just not anytime soon. By the end of the year though.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (XvL8K)

310
This isn't the 19th century, is it? Everyone’s allowed a bit of leg-sliding these days, what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (HdYcL)

311 Look, the toothless face of unhousedness is a 42-year old tech executive who quit his job to take a better one, but was immediately fired from it when he lost his teeth in a freak team-building exercise accident.

He just roams the graveyards, stealing wooden teeth from frontier corpses, to no avail.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (BI5O2)

312 Always enjoyable. Crows of Tokyo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPGknpq3e0&t=33s

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (RW1OD)

313 307 I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go.

I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what.

This is just entertainment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (rJ5No)

he is going now

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

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He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (rJ5No)

314 >> A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.

I’m trying to think of the downside.

I truly believe England is in very serious trouble. They’ve been invaded in ways even the Romans couldn’t do, and it’s their own democratic process and government officials that allowed it to happen. It will be majority muslim, and slowly moved away from English common law and towards sharia in a few years. The foreign born population and migrants is going to swamp them and destroy the country.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (i7wqn)

Well in Labor's case, the pro-Starmers are the ones swept in when the electorate were punishing Tories so their chance of winning anything again are nil. The others have some chance of winning a seat so they want the Party to limp out of this mess.

there's an old saying "There's a lot of Ruin in a Country" and I think this still holds for them. But their days of even being a pretend associate world leader are done, even if they manage to get decent leadership again.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+)

315 any "agency" has tools to trace any user VPN or not, the only ones served by VPNs are trolls and foreign accounts

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3)

316 292 Doesn't every resident of Alaska get a share of the Pipeline money?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

We have the Permanent Fund Dividend. By law, it is the proceeds of the Permanent Fund which was set up during the Pipeline Era to refund to the people that which was made by developing the oil fields. According to the State Constitution, the resources of Alaska belong to the people, not the government, so the people are paid directly from the proceeds, after inflation-proofing the fund.

Then our previous governor decided he could raid that fund to finance his overspending government, so now the legislature just takes a big chunk of everyone's dividend to balance the state budget. It is rampantly illegal, but so far nobody has successfully sued to restore the full dividend. It is currently between $1K and $1.5K, but if it were the full amount, it would be between $3K and $5K depending upon the year.

But we pay no income tax, so there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (DwqWV)

317 Starmer is Nero fiddling. He’s Punch and Judy as the plague destroys the entire country. He’s von Hindenburg waiting for the new Islamonazi to take over.

They’re done.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (i7wqn)

318 he is going now
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)\

Not without a fight. He and his cabinet are a living embodiment of the meme where the house is on fire and the cartoon character says "This is fine".

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (T6aVk)

319 He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (rJ5No)

I thought it was a million person petition that did that ?

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (GD0B3)

320 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (LdBR/)

321 317 Starmer is Nero fiddling. He’s Punch and Judy as the plague destroys the entire country. He’s von Hindenburg waiting for the new Islamonazi to take over.

They’re done.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (i7wqn)

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Parliament has A LOT of power in Britain, and a Reform government could conceivably deport A LOT of people, including legal immigrants.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (rJ5No)

322 Word on the street is that the SNP is tabling a No Confidence Motion for the King's Speech. THAT will be fun to watch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (T6aVk)

FYI -
Tabling in the UK means the opposite of what it does in the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

323 He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_________

That's his ace in the hole. But would he actually do it? He'd have to hide for the rest of his life if he does.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (XvL8K)

324 Not without a fight. He and his cabinet are a living embodiment of the meme where the house is on fire and the cartoon character says "This is fine".
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (T6aVk)

of course not without a fight! that is obvious, and that is so much fun to watch the inevitable happen

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (GD0B3)

325 302 I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.

Self sufficient my ass. Only when that a convenient argument.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (i7wqn)

They talk about a vibrant Native culture, and then you read the statistics on rape and incest in the villages, and the murders of Native women who just "disappear." And don't get me started on the theft of all the free shit like all the local schools and computers they sued to have in every village with more than one house.

Pretty damned vibrant.

But it's all whitey's fault, doncha know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (DwqWV)

326 >> We'll see.

They will never have the stones. And I don’t trust Farage.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (i7wqn)

327 Nithya is Kaie Wilson from Seattle - absolute idiot, who will destroy the city. She's a fucking activist. She runs a homeless NGO.
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I doubt she "runs" anything. She gets *paid* to "run" a homeless NGO, and does very little is my guess.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (TN0g+)

328 Parliament has A LOT of power in Britain, and a Reform government could conceivably deport A LOT of people, including legal immigrants.

We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (rJ5No)

A problem is if you extend the Council Vote to a national election Reform does not have a majority. They lead, but would have to partner with the Tories.

And Restore showed a lot of strength, winning 10 of 10 with the candidates they put up. As they grow, they might cannibalize Restore votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (8avO+)

329
326 >> We'll see.

They will never have the stones. And I don’t trust Farage.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (i7wqn)

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I wouldn't either.

But Restore exists to push Reform to the right, so it's not just "what Farage wants" if Restore gets even a portion of its slate of electors in Parliament.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (rJ5No)

330 He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (rJ5No)

I go down and im taking all of you bitches with me!

You have to almost admire the gay reckless passive aggressive nature of the dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

331
Doesn't every resident of Alaska get a share of the Pipeline money?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)



The Permanent Fund. Over 30 years ago when I was stationed there it was about $900 annually, if memory serves. Not sure what it is now. I never drew it because I never changed my residency. Alaska was an optional Overseas Tour back then and I wanted the Overseas Ribbon and promotion points.

The Gulf War stop-loss fucked me for promotion to E5, which didn't come through until my last few months, so I'd have probably been better off with the cash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (y9nCu)

332 302 I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (i7wqn)


tcn mentioned a lot of this. I think one big problem is the geography and climate, and, uh, the Earth's tilt. So that's three problems.
This is an isolated part of the world that has no road to its own stupidly-located capital, let alone to the continental US beyond. It relies on imports to a near-Polynesian degree. So does North Dakota (as you know from Laura Ingalls Wilder) but at least the Dakotas now have rail and road.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (gKWVE)

333 They need to choose a different fucking name. Go with Knights of St George.

Everyone now keeps mixing restore and reform up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

334 That's his ace in the hole. But would he actually do it? He'd have to hide for the rest of his life if he does.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (XvL8K)

Didn't the dude who did that for the Tories end up emigrating to the US? Of course Trump has forbidden some of them from coming here already.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)

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