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Appeals Court Rules That Trump Doesn't Have to Pay Lunatic Fantasist E. Jean Carroll for the "Defamation" of Continuing to Deny This Vicious Fruitloop's Sex Fantasy About Him

Not only was the original allegation of "rape" insane and ripped off straight from an episode of Law & Order: SVU -- with this lunatic attention-whore unable to even say when the "rape" occurred more specifically than "in the nineties" -- but a subsequent New York jury also decided it was "defamation" when Trump later insisted upon his innocence.

Note that this rule has never been applied to anyone except Donald Trump. Any time a man proclaims his innocence following an adverse court ruling, someone can sue that man for "defamation" for denying his or her story.

And note that every instance of a false claim is a fresh defamation case -- so you can just keep suing an innocent man forever, for saying he's innocent.

This is government-compelled speech of the worst kind: When a partisan jury wrongly finds you culpable, not only do you have to pay the exorbitant penalty they impose on you for partisan bullshit reasons, but you are then compelled by government action to admit the lie of your guilt, forever, anytime someone asks you about it.


An Appeals Court has agreed with Trump that he should not have to pay the insane jackpot $83 million judgment until the Supreme Court rules on this preposterous new Trump-Only Law.


The Second Circuit Court of Appeals this week temporarily blocked an $83 million dollar payment that President Donald Trump owed to E. Jean Carroll in her defamation case while the Supreme Court mulls intervening.

The court order granted Trump's request for a stay, provided he increase his bond by nearly $7.5 million.

Carroll, in 2019, accused Trump of raping her in a Bergdorf Goodman's dressing room some time in the 1990s. She brought separate legal claims for defamation over his denials while in office and after leaving.

Separate -- every time he denies this floridly insane woman's preposterous story, it's a fresh defamation claim.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




Comments

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1 lolgf

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (dK+Kv)

2 And I nooded first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)

3 Willowed.

Yes - Holy Lamb

https://youtu.be/Tno-uymF-9c

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Top 10?

And greetings.

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (AvoqE)

6 Overruled!!!

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (QV+TG)

7 E. Jean You Ain't Getting Shit.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (iXqHn)

8 The woman is a nut.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (YwEeS)

9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

10 9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

I wondered that too....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (yKHCV)

11 Ah, errors in the trial process. Ok, he has a chance.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (GD0B3)

12 Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (QV+TG)

13 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!!!!

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)

14 Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (QV+TG)

That would be good context to add to the post.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv)

15 (For those who don't know, Reid Hoffman is the LinkedIn guy)

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn)

16 I'd like to see E take a nice Dutch birding cruise

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)

17 11 Ah, errors in the trial process. Ok, he has a chance.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (GD0B3)

If I remember correctly he was stopped from giving any real defense

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (yKHCV)

18 Has SCOTUS slapped down Virginia yet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

19 huh I thought Hoffman was the Netflix guy! I hate both of those guys

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (j+aD2)

20 "Legal Arguments: Trump's legal team argues that the trial judge made mistakes that affected the jury's perception of the case."

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

21 E Jean Carroll was funded by Reid Hoffman who frequently visited Epstein.

======

No one cares about Epstein's actual connections, just the ones they can dream up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (rJ5No)

22
I have an important announcement.

I am giving Puff a bath.

I won't be taking questions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (HdYcL)

23 Before anyone says they’re boycotting LinkedIn or whatever keep in mind Microsoft has owned it for 10 years and Hoffman is long gone from the company.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (S+xAM)

24 >1992: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

1992-2000: Women are sluts that will say anything if you drag $100 through a trailer park

2001-2008: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.

2008-2016: Uh, well, women aren't really the problem (watches another buff Obama chef drown)

2017-2018: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

2019: Rose McGowan is a lying liar and Harv is a great guy

2020: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

2021-2024: Ashley Biden lied in her diary

2024+ BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

Posted by: The FNM at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

25 Watching the Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. interview, she amazingly sounds a LOT like Nancy Pelosi.

Drink much E. Jean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

26 I hope that bitch took out a bunch of loans against the award and now has to pay them back.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB)

27 18 Has SCOTUS slapped down Virginia yet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

======

There was some request for a response by Thursday.

SCOTUS will probably slap it down Friday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (rJ5No)

28 I am giving Puff a bath.

I won't be taking questions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ya gotta have a nice clean magic dragon.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

29
No one cares about Epstein's actual connections, just the ones they can dream up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (rJ5No)



Because Trump molested Epstein's children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

30 20 "Legal Arguments: Trump's legal team argues that the trial judge made mistakes that affected the jury's perception of the case."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV)

31 I'm not saying life in a spotlight is easy for anyone but what this man has put himself through to do what he is doing is plum remarkable.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (QV+TG)

32 Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?

I think that was with Anderson Cooper.

He was just as shocked as you or I might be and at first he tried to get her to say she mis-spoke but nope, that's her thing apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?

And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM)

34 XTC my dear

please do not hate your provenance

all of us are flawed individually. we are not "legion" - we are separate souls beloved by God.

to hate yourself as you seem to? breaks my heart

I could say, my father was a dog, he left my mom and the fiancé previous to her at the altar, then started another family and left them as well. So I am tainted? I am his daughter in many, many ways.

his sins are not my sins. we are not clan nor kith nor country. we are all children of God.

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (j+aD2)

35 Hopefully Carroll is spending like a drunken sailor on credit counting on her eventual payday. May she spend her days pursued by ruthless creditors and die penniless after this bill of attainder bullshit is thrown out.

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (AvoqE)

36 I hope that bitch took out a bunch of loans against the award and now has to pay them back.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB)

Hope big. As in a big truck.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (dK+Kv)

37
The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case."
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV)




It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reed at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

38 People wouldn't even be still talking about the case if he just paid her and let it fade away.

After all the money he's stolen / grifted you think he'd just pay up but it's an ego thing for him more than anything else. He wants to crush her under heel and claim victory. That's how his sick and twisted mind works sadly.

He’ll win at the Supreme Court because they’re all bought and paid for. They'll rule that presidential immunity extends beyond the term.

Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist. God FORBID the vile abomination masquerading in orange skin suffer consequences of any kind

Where are all of he magats that were screaming “pay your bills” when Biden was going to give student debt relief to people with high interest predatory loans? Pay YOUR bills trump! Freaking losers. FDJT 8647

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (JCZqz)

39 Supertramp - School

https://youtu.be/BznKC3Umc8A

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

40 When Thomas Massie says he "wants justice for the Epstein victims" he never means the girls Reid Hoffman raped.

Because Massie is better friends with Hoffman than any conservative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (MtSIY)

41 Trump and Gorsuch are both text book examples of a "he said/she said" rape case.

Even in a civil trial, the standard of conviction is still a "preponderance of the evidence". If the only evidence is he said/she said, then the "evidence" is still 50/50, and an honest jury would not return a conviction/finding of guilt.

Of course, the "vicitim" can spin a lurid tale for the jurors, while the accused can only say he wasn't there and it didn't happen.

The only possible way the accused can raise an evidentiary defense is to prove they were somewhere else when the rape occurred.

I have certainly noticed that in both of the cases I cited above, the "victim" will NOT state for the record when the rape occurred. Therefore, the accused can never provide any evidence of their innocence.

I am pretty sure that is a deliberate design by the well-oiled Democrat smear machine.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (HlyYF)

42 37
The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case."
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV)



It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reed at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Well, Trump became president again, so no, it didn't work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (rJ5No)

43 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?


It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2)

44 Didn't she work at a magazine where wrote about having fantasies being raped or something along those lines?

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (Oy/m2)

45 What does the E. stand for?
Ethel?
Esmeralda?
Ectoplasm?
Evil?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (PSEDc)

46 2024+ BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

Posted by: The FNM at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

Not for long

Posted by: Your New Muslim Invaders at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (QV+TG)

47 When Thomas Massie says he "wants justice for the Epstein victims" he never means the girls Reid Hoffman raped.

Because Massie is better friends with Hoffman than any conservative.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (MtSIY)



He does butt stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

48 The video of her saying "some people think that's sexy" and Anderson Cooper turning green and hard-cutting to a commercial is a classic.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

49 Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (QV+TG)

I thought the cut-away one was when she was telling live television viewers all the fun things she was going to buy with her new millions.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (iNUL3)

50 Has anyone tried to set up Bernie Sanders and E Jean Carroll? They seem to have the same fetishes.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

51 38 He’ll win at the Supreme Court because they’re all bought and paid for. They'll rule that presidential immunity extends beyond the term.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (JCZqz)

=====

Yes.

Trump is God.

You should just give up and flee the country like Jews fled Germany in 1933. Because Trump is literally Hitler, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (rJ5No)

52 I am pretty sure that is a deliberate design by the well-oiled Democrat smear machine.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (HlyYF)


Cavanaugh, but yeah.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)

53 Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (RHGPo)

54 Trump: I got up at 7:00 today

It was actually 6:58

NYT: Trump has a dangerous habit of lying about when he wakes up.

NY Jury: We will convict him for perjury too

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (S+xAM)

55 41 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (HlyYF)

=====


*polite cough*

Kavanaugh, not Gorsuch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (rJ5No)

56 This looney tune also publicly posted that she was a big fan of The Apprentice ... 15 years after the alleged rape. Sure, women who were raped always go around saying they're big fans of their rapist. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

57 You should just give up and flee the country like Jews fled Germany in 1933. Because Trump is literally Hitler, too.

Trump is literally Hitler...

And remember to join us at our regular People's Resistance Rave, Sex Toy show and Pot Luck at 5 PM tonight at the local Unitarian Church

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

58 43 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?


It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2)

=====

My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No)

59 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name.
-------

Not to mention that pretentious period. God help us. Some people....

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (QV+TG)

60 Good for Trump

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (xcxpd)

61 The video of her saying "some people think that's sexy" and Anderson Cooper turning green and hard-cutting to a commercial is a classic.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)



He turned green because she was talking about men having sex with women.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

62 50 Has anyone tried to set up Bernie Sanders and E Jean Carroll? They seem to have the same fetishes.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

=====

Stealing money from those who earned it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No)

63 Before anyone says they’re boycotting LinkedIn or whatever keep in mind Microsoft has owned it for 10 years and Hoffman is long gone from the company.

LinkedIn has gotten much, much worse since Hoffman sold it. It turns out malevolent liberal billionaires still make a better product than one million H1Bs with a typewriter.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)

64 The saddest thing is so many leftists believe this crap. Epstein! Because Biden was happy to cover up everything Trump. Convicted rapist! I read it somewhere!!

They don't leave the bubble. We know what they talk about because we can't escape it. It's pretty much one way though.

On the plus side, I've been checking ratings of a lot of the mainstream stations, papers, sites and the numbers aren't that impressive, so that's good.


Taking the dog to pick up his pills and Arbys! They give him a free meat cup!

My friends cat is in charge of the house.

Lol... 'Price is Right - Barker era" A VERY HOT young lady just described herself as a 'laid-off housewife'. Divorce. Damn, She is smoking.

Good, she won. Later.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Sco7b)

65 bUt He'S a R*pIsT!

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling someone with TDS at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Wt5PA)

66 12 Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM


CNN Management: "Grommets are certainly a more interesting topic to draw eyeballs to our for-profit network!"

Democrat viewers: "Yep, my youtube search history, shows I have watched hours of grommet videos."

Republicans: "FFS, can you people speak one sentence that is not in service of a lie?"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (HlyYF)

67 Not to mention that pretentious period. God help us. Some people....
Posted by: ...


IKR?
-- Zombie Harry S Truman

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

68 34 to hate yourself as you seem to? breaks my heart

I could say, my father was a dog, he left my mom and the fiancé previous to her at the altar, then started another family and left them as well. So I am tainted? I am his daughter in many, many ways.

his sins are not my sins. we are not clan nor kith nor country. we are all children of God.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (j+aD2)

It's different, because I am mixed, and unlike Barry O'Fuckstick or Colin Krapperdick, I want my white half to count, too. I don't want to be looked at as being just a "black person" via One-Drop Rule.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (iXqHn)

69 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?

And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM)



Go f*ck yourself.

Posted by: Leroy Jethro Gibbs at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

70 54 Trump: I got up at 7:00 today

It was actually 6:58

NYT: Trump has a dangerous habit of lying about when he wakes up.

NY Jury: We will convict him for perjury too
Posted by: Heroq

10,001 lies the President has told since taking office!

Posted by: Washington Post at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (JCZqz)

71 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
--
- even though it's technically a civil law, this may be close enough that ex post facto applies; where NY retroactively changed the statute of limitations.
Including that the lobbying funding the change was specifically to get Trump.
And that no one has been sued under it since.

- the trial judge prevented Trump from putting on any evidence she was lying.

- NYC is so biased against Trump, he was denied a fair trial

- She made herself a public figure and Sullivan should apply.

- the verdict is excessive.

That's off the top of my head. I know there's more.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (MtSIY)

72 65 bUt He'S a R*pIsT!

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling someone with TDS at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Wt5PA)

======

"Can you point me to the conviction on rape?"

"I'm not doing your homework for you!"

"Well, I looked, and all I found was this lawsuit about Trump calling Carrol names. That's not rape. Is there another conviction you can point me to?"

*block*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (rJ5No)

73 9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner
=========
Throw out the jury verdict as Ace notes, the alleged predicate offense (rape) was NOT proven to be true by the jury, so a he said, she said, would risk any person claiming to be innocent (and thus the other person is lying) to be targeted for a slander and/or a libel suit.

Ridiculous and ridiculous that the federal appellate courts did not stop this nonsense from NY state in the first place. This would financially penalize someone for claiming they are innocent and that the events never happened. And without proving the underlying offense--the jury never found Trump committed a rape, they claimed he slandered Carroll by denying he did it and attacking her story as false.

Now, apply this liability standard to anything that you have denied in your life--work, school, etc. If you denied it, now you can be sued for slander under the NY State's insane Get Trump jurisprudence.

There are also serious due process violations and other shenanigans involved in this case that appellate courts have ignored because Orangeman Bad.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

74 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?

And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM)
____________________

I'll give you an excpeption. Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald. That's his full name. He went by F. Scott Fitzgerald because everyone he grew up with, including family called him Scott or Scotty. However, he wanted to represent his full name (or most of it) in the writing credits. So, F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (dIske)

75 The saddest thing is so many leftists believe this crap. Epstein! Because Biden was happy to cover up everything Trump. Convicted rapist! I read it somewhere!

The SAME people telling you Trump is an Epstein client right now claimed that only a right wing conspiracy theorist believed there were Epstein clients or an Epstein list from 2021-2024

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

76 "Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers
Posted by: SMOD"

Ha. Learn to coal.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (f5Ulo)

77 speaking of software getting worse ...

Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes

I literally just use AI to do simple things now bc it's easier to use Chat for image composition than Photoshop with the changes. THAT IS CRAZY

AND then Adobe completely fubared the interface for their very nice drawing program I use, Fresco. it's so so bad. Don't do the update!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (j+aD2)

78 "Legal Arguments: Trump's legal team argues that the trial judge made mistakes that affected the jury's perception of the case."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case."
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV)
_______

Maybe, but I'm not sure about that. Sure, the jury was biased or at least not a fan of Trump. But the trial judge's orders and jury instructions were insane. They were so badly slanted against Trump that the jury had little to do.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

79 18 Has SCOTUS slapped down Virginia yet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM


Did they even get the case yet?

After all, the dim bulb Democrats addressed their SCOTUS appeal to the Virginia Supreme Court.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (HlyYF)

80 "temporarily"

Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (W5mpo)

81
Meanwhile, Big Mike had dinner in Beverly Hills last night..........


Barack Obama

@BarackObama
·
17h
It was great joining
@JamesTalarico
and
@GinaHinojosaTX
today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor.

Let’s get it done, Texas!

Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (kX27y)

82 @BarackObama
·
17h
It was great joining
@JamesTalarico
and
@GinaHinojosaTX
today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor.

Let’s get it done, Texas!
Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (kX27y)




Heh. An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death.

Congrats Mr. Paxton!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Time Gambler (Rodney)

https://youtu.be/3LGWnBSMnMc

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:26 PM (dK+Kv)

84 That would be good context to add to the post.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv)

I may have embellished with the grommet thing

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (QV+TG)

85 82
Heh. An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death.

Congrats Mr. Paxton!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

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Talking about banning meat while loving trans kids and telling Christians that they're bad Christians for not love trans kids despite God being non-binary wasn't enough, huh?

He needed Obama to finish him off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (rJ5No)

86 It worked, didn't it?
Posted by: Zombie Harry Reed
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Failed actually. Trump won the presidency for the third time. That is the problem with being an asshole, eventually the crowd around you gets a say whether or not your clever plan worked.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)

87 58 43 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?


It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2)

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My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No)

One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)

88 Cavanaugh, but yeah.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM


Thanks for the correction.

Our side tries to make sure that even our rants are 100% factual. (But I whiffed.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (HlyYF)

89 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
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1) actually, the jury specifically found there was no rape. The verdict was for the defamation of not admitting he raped her.
2) but that was the full intent of the trial--to claim Trump was guilty of rape.
To get that lie "authenticated" in the public.
3) for which lie ABC paid Trump $15 million to settle the lawsuit against George Slopodoplis.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (MtSIY)

90 Heh. An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death.

Now you tell me! I was so happy when they hired me, but when I accidentally walked in on Michelle changing, and Barack unexpectedly invited to go paddleboarding...

Posted by: Drowned Obama Cook at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (JCZqz)

91 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?

And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover.


Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM)

R. Lee Ermey.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (iNUL3)

92 After all, the dim bulb Democrats addressed their SCOTUS appeal to the Virginia Supreme Court.

Twice!

The first time they also misspelled "Virginia" and used Jason Miyares stationary.

They then re-filed with the stationary and "Virginia" fixed but to the wrong court.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

93 87
One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)

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Slatternly Charles is better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No)

94
One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)



But I bet he's not smooth, like Keith Stone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

95 I'm primarily a lurker, but the crow comments remind me of my youth, so I thought I'd share my crow experience.

Growing up we had several crows as pets. Our first two, Heckle and Jeckle, lasted a couple of years, but neighbors complained about the constant noise so we freed them. They continued to hang around for about a year as we continued to put out food for them. Eventually, we would only see once or twice a month and then no more.

The last pet we had was with us for 10 years. We had him in a large cage outside (big enough to stand up in) and in the winter, a huge cage in our basement. Super smart and very devious pet. He loved to terrorize our dog. He had a large vocabulary and had full sentences in his repertoire.

He ate our dinner leftovers and loved hard boiled eggs. He would eat the shells to help with digestion.

He would also call in wild crows to the point where they'd hang out on top of his cage during dinner time, hoping for handouts.

He ended up getting killed by a mink in early spring after moving from the basement to outside.

His name was Clarence and a special childhood memory

Posted by: DitkaCA at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (utChY)

96 (But I whiffed.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (HlyYF)

I whiffed on the correction. K-avanaugh.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv)

97 LinkedIn is people using AI to reply to AI slop posts.

Still a good place to find jobs though. That’s the only real use today, a giant jobs board.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (S+xAM)

98 F. Scott Fitzgerald

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

99
It's Talk Like an Aztec Day, so--

Hatl hatl hatl!!!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o)

100 Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

101 My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No)

Are you named after him. Because if my first name were "The" I'd use an initial, too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

102 It's insane that a civil case could go forward without a specific date of loss much less a general date period .

Should have been dismissed on that fact alone. It's extremely prejudicial to the defendant .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (qrzX6)

103 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.

This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.

Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

104 58 My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No)

And his dad didn't raise holy hell and read him the riot act for disrespecting him by not going by the first name that was bestowed upon him by his father?

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn)

105 An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death.

Obama just spent the weekend with Alex Soros and Mark Carney. Unfortunately Carney didn't have them do a free trial of MAID.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

106 Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers
Posted by: SMOD


Sure to be the result of CAs war on energy, and not data centers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (diia5)

107 93 87
One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)

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Slatternly Charles is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No)

Harder to spell

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

108 101 My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No)

Are you named after him. Because if my first name were "The" I'd use an initial, too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

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Named after my great-grandpappy TheJamesMadison I who discovered the northwest passage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (rJ5No)

109 The clip in the Zach Jones post is pure gold. That's the "rape is sexy" clip. She is so nutty -- and probably high as fuck -- that it's almost abuse of the mentally ill to put her on TV. Even fake gaydom Anderson Cooper was so taken back by that he immediately went to a break.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

110 Why didn't the "appeals" court just throw the case out and shut down this circus?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (MtA6K)

111 Trump: I got up at 7:00 today

It was actually 6:58

NYT: Trump has a dangerous habit of lying about when he wakes up.

NY Jury: We will convict him for perjury too
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Recall the oft-cited "40,000 documented time Trump lied" the left love to repeat?

Like 15,000 of those were counting each time he said Mexico would pay for the wall because, technically, Mexico never sent money to the US for the wall.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (MtSIY)

112 94
One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)


But I bet he's not smooth, like Keith Stone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

The fictional Smooth Charles was super smoooooooooth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

113 104 And his dad didn't raise holy hell and read him the riot act for disrespecting him by not going by the first name that was bestowed upon him by his father?

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn)

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Not as far as I know.

He was named after an uncle who died on a bombing mission during WWII. I remember my dad telling me that it was his 50th mission, which was supposed to be his last. Don't know if it's true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (rJ5No)

114 But the trial judge's orders and jury instructions were insane. They were so badly slanted against Trump that the jury had little to do.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And that is probably what will cause the verdict to be thrown out. Judge's instructions to the jury are were a clear violation of due process by misapplying First Amendment law to the facts of the case. So the case would likely remanded to trial court for a new trial which would then be delayed probably for Trump's term in office.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)

115 The fact this went on as long as it did is just beyond disgusting.

I guarantee you, if Obama had some Red State jury convict him of "defamation" it would have been overturned in 2 seconds by the legal system.

But somehow anytime a Republican and/or Trump gets tangled up in some obvious rigged legal snafu, it takes years to even start the process of addressing it.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (NvU4T)

116 107 Slatternly Charles is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No)

Harder to spell

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

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Especially for an illiterate!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (rJ5No)

117 Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.
Posted by: redridinghood

Or refers to it as "my pussy."

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ)

118 He needed Obama to finish him off.

I see phrasing is right out.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

119 Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (NpAcC)



Or wears a shirt with a picture of an eye, a tongue and a cat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

120 116 107 Slatternly Charles is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No)

Harder to spell

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

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Especially for an illiterate!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (rJ5No)

I don't get it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

121 When I was in grad school publishing a few papers and reading lots of scientific journals, the standard citation for authors was first initial and then the last name.

I had a highly published professor named Paul Enos.

He always used his full name in his journal submissions!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (HlyYF)

122 I go by my middle name because my first name was the same as my father and my father didn't want me to be a Jr. And I have no clue why my father picked my middle name. My mother didn't either.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (qrzX6)

123 Talking about banning meat while loving trans kids and telling Christians that they're bad Christians for not love trans kids despite God being non-binary wasn't enough, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You forgot to mention my frequent references to the Gospel of Thomas. Christians love non-Canonical, heretical sermons.

Posted by: James Talarico at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (JCZqz)

124 120 I don't get it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

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hey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (rJ5No)

125 Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (NpAcC)
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Don't be so fast to judge.

Maybe she's just a... country girl.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (MtA6K)

126 Jean Sheperd > E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (rJ48h)

127 13 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!!!!
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)

Oh, I do. I believe she is batshit crazy. But I believe that wholeheartedly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (DwqWV)

128 113 Not as far as I know.

He was named after an uncle who died on a bombing mission during WWII. I remember my dad telling me that it was his 50th mission, which was supposed to be his last. Don't know if it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (rJ5No)

Seems soft, on the father's part, not feeling disrespected and wanting a piece of his hide.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (iXqHn)

129 He always used his full name in his journal submissions!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (HlyYF)

No sense of humor.

Ride that shit to infamy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (dK+Kv)

130 Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman

JUST IN: The U.S. Senate just ADVANCED a major measure to BLOCK Senators’ paychecks during government shutdowns, passing in an overwhelming bipartisan vote!

The bill was filed by Sen. John Kennedy, and it sends a clear message: No more getting paid while the rest of the government shuts down.

GOOD!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

131
He was named after an uncle who died on a bombing mission during WWII. I remember my dad telling me that it was his 50th mission, which was supposed to be his last. Don't know if it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (rJ5No)



You calling me a liar?!?

Asshole.

Posted by: TJM's Dad at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

132 Remember, Trump was also found guilty of fraud for proclaiming what he thought his properties were worth.

I can say this plastic Buddha is worth 100m dollars, you don't have to agree, and Deutsche Bank didn't, but me claiming what I think it's worth is not fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (XV/Pl)

133 103 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.

This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.
Posted by: Tired of all of it

I honestly think they don't 'believe' anything. They claim to do so because that is what the herd is supposed to believe in or be cast out. The late night comic show (Colbert?) where the audience clapped when he mentioned Comey was fired and then the host trying to revise their beliefs in real time by telling them it was a bad thing is a perfect example.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)

134
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (HlyYF)



How are you doing, kind sir?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

135 E. Buzz Miller > E. Jean Carrol

Posted by: DBCooper at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (3oMnW)

136 Children of the Damned

https://youtu.be/l5cE5uhvgfc

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv)

137 131 You calling me a liar?!?

Asshole.

Posted by: TJM's Dad at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

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I'm saying you've been showing minor signs of dementia for years to the point where I think it's just normal behavior from you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (rJ5No)

138 Carroll used to be married to John Johnson who I always thought was a decent newsman in NYC at the ABC affiliate. He apparently got sick of her. Bad judgement in marrying her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (gu0hJ)

139 This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.

Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

The vast majority of them say it just to upset you and others.

Few of them actually "believe" anything. Which is why they are malleable from day to day, and minute to minute. This is something that the average person cannot grasp. Think of it like walking around just being a troll. Their chief desire is to subordinate you and everyone else, and they use their "beliefs" to feed and enhance that desire, nothing more.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (QV+TG)

140 The idea that Carroll was assaulted in a dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman is simply not credible. It's not like a Macy's where you have to chase down an employee to get them to help you. It's a high end place. In the 90s, they had changing room assistants hovering around you to fetch different sizes or colors of the clothes you were trying on. There would have been several people nearby.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N)

141 Cucker Tarlson is on the 'no-listen list'. I don't care if he's right or wrong on any issue, he's like a Tater in pig shit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (D1E+2)

142 What about C. Thomas Howell?

Can we trust a man who doesn't want to use Christopher?

J. R. R. Tolkien?

C. S. Lewis?

Perhaps the rule is "women who won't use their first name?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (MtSIY)

143 Children of the Damned
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

No, it's "Child of the Damned" now. Moose on the last thread shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

144 lol at the senate pay thing.

The real money is in the grift. Their official pay is beer money.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (S+xAM)

145 Shepherd to Lost Sheep > Jean Sheperd > E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

146
E. Jean was on Rachel Maddow right after the judgment.

Rachel (beaming): Whaddarya gonna do with all that MUNNNEEE???

E. Jean (grinning): blah-blah-blah trip to Europe etc.

$83mm for a lady her age who actually looks like she's got one foot in the grave, and she's going to consume it all?

How many women's shelters could she fund with HALF that money? Or how about starting a legal fund for female victims of sexual violence?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (XJ22o)

147 I hope that bitch took out a bunch of loans against the award and now has to pay them back.
Posted by: Diogenes

After this was awarded, I remember seeing this old twat on some morning show with her lawyer where she was giddy and talked about going to Paris eating gourmet food and shopping to buy a new wardrobe and getting one for the interviewer as well, etc. Her lawyer looked extremely embarrassed. Well, you represented the loon so there you go.

Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (oiNtH)

148 Just be aware that a lot of the anti- AI data center reporting is promoted by an alliance of the Greenazis and CCP propagandists. Is AI the end all and be all of the future? Most likely not. But don't think the Red/Green alliance isn't using the issue as a propaganda weapon against the US and the West.

( further, if your avowed enemy is researching something they think can destroy your country, should you at least want some sort of research parity, if not dominance, even if it turns out to be bogus?)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (diia5)

149 I honestly think they don't 'believe' anything. They claim to do so because that is what the herd is supposed to believe in or be cast out. The late night comic show (Colbert?) where the audience clapped when he mentioned Comey was fired and then the host trying to revise their beliefs in real time by telling them it was a bad thing is a perfect example.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)

I don't believe there is much honest thought among them. Not, at least, what we call thought. Observation, reflection, introspection, critical weighing of evidence, and careful decision making.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)

150 103 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.

This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.
Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

Once you turn your back on God, a bit of false witness and calumny is no big deal. Right up to the time you have to face Jesus and find out about eternity.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (DwqWV)

151 Doing some quick, open sourced sleuthing, I see a man of my dad's name who is listed as having died in 1945 in Tokyo, Japan.

I never doubted the WWII bomber part, but the 50th mission thing always felt like embellishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (rJ5No)

152 E. Buzz Miller > E. Jean Carrol
Posted by: DBCooper at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (3oMnW)



E. Coli > E. Jean Carrol

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

153 I liked when Rush would refer to F. Lee Bailey as "Flea Bailey."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (vTZFs)

154 I don't believe there is much honest thought among them. Not, at least, what we call thought. Observation, reflection, introspection, critical weighing of evidence, and careful decision making.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)

I would settle for no more bald-faced lies, and it really shouldn't be that difficult, but apparently it is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (DwqWV)

155 No, it's "Child of the Damned" now. Moose on the last thread shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

I got in that thread late and refuse to play.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (dK+Kv)

156 Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (XV/Pl)

Didn't they pass a law, try and convict him, and then repeal the law?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (QV+TG)

157
The idea that Carroll was assaulted in a dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman is simply not credible.

Posted by: bonhomme

================

Bergdorf provided documents and testified to this.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (XJ22o)

158 Archaeologists uncover 'oldest nursing home' in Israel

... Somailis disappointed

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (RHGPo)

159 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?

Posted by: Heroq

And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.)

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K)

160 TJM saw your David Lean vid. Excellent.
His three movies in a row , Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago is the best three movies in a row vid any director

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

161 If Carroll provided a date , Trump could have provided his whereabouts exactly on that date.

That's why she didn't and why it should have been immediately dismissed.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (qrzX6)

162 "@BarackObama
·
17h
It was great joining
@JamesTalarico
and
@GinaHinojosaTX
today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor."


Did Obama join Talarico in prayer for more abortions? Sounds like something he would do to prove his deep faith.

Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (GUOwU)

163 How are you doing, kind sir?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM


Pretty darn good. (Got a healthy and happy first grandchild about six months ago.)

Also, was recently passing through the area where NaCly Dog lives, so I did get a chance to meet up with him for dinner.

How are you and First Lady doing lately?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (HlyYF)

164 It rankles me that a key part of the defamation suit against Trump was his claim he'd never met Carroll. The prosecution then produced a picture of Trump with Carroll.

Trump is a celebrity and has been for many years. He probably meets more people in a week than most of us meet in years. He's not going to remember most of them, especially decades later. Sure, he'll remember someone who was a big name at the time, but not a nobody like Carroll.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (mkw2N)

165
160 TJM saw your David Lean vid. Excellent.
His three movies in a row , Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago is the best three movies in a row vid any director

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

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Well, thank you.

You should see where I rank Doctor Zhivago, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (rJ5No)

166 speaking of software getting worse ...

Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes

I literally just use AI to do simple things now bc it's easier to use Chat for image composition than Photoshop with the changes. THAT IS CRAZY

AND then Adobe completely fubared the interface for their very nice drawing program I use, Fresco. it's so so bad. Don't do the update!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (j+aD2)

Most suite software is like that- people rearranging deck chairs because they have nothing to really add to the system. It used to be a project where in the menu this version put a feature, now they move the menus around tucking them on the side, bottom, or up on the old title bar so you can't even move the window easily.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (8avO+)

167 Remember:

Ace Freely has a brother who goes by his first initials, I. P.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (MtSIY)

168 Just be aware that a lot of the anti- AI data center reporting is promoted by an alliance of the Greenazis and CCP propagandists. Is AI the end all and be all of the future? Most likely not. But don't think the Red/Green alliance isn't using the issue as a propaganda weapon against the US and the West.

( further, if your avowed enemy is researching something they think can destroy your country, should you at least want some sort of research parity, if not dominance, even if it turns out to be bogus?)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (diia5)

So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (S+xAM)

169 And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K)



Dang. That is why I don't get invites to sit in.

Posted by: "Terra Haut" Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)

170 @140

>>In the 90s, they had changing room assistants hovering around you to fetch different sizes or colors of the clothes you were trying on. There would have been several people nearby.

Trump is without hyperbole, one of the most famous and recognizable people in the world, has been since the early 80's, plus he's not a private person in any aspect of his life.

The idea that he could finger bang some broad in Bergdorf Goodman and it not being widely known and gossiped about is preposterous.

Which is why the literally have to manufacture bullsh*t.

Trump is without a doubt, one of most honest and above board public/political figures this nation has ever seen.

And I'm including George "I Cannot Tell a Lie" Washington and Honest Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (XV/Pl)

171 People know the exact date when people close to them die, They know the date when they suffer a traumatic injury.

And they know exactly the date when they are raped.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (qrzX6)

172 Ace Freely has a brother who goes by his first initials, I. P.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

"Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

173 Talking about the first name letter reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried's bit about The Land of the Three Name People

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (gu0hJ)

174 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.

This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.
Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

Once you turn your back on God, a bit of false witness and calumny is no big deal. Right up to the time you have to face Jesus and find out about eternity.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (DwqWV)

Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated'

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (8avO+)

175 @165 saw it. You really have to invest yourself in that movie. Maybe it was Julie Christie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (gu0hJ)

176 I never doubted the WWII bomber part, but the 50th mission thing always felt like embellishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (rJ5No)

As a result of my custom airbrush work, I've developed contacts at Maxwell AFB which houses the Air Force historical center.

If you'd like me to nose around and see what kind of documents exist, I'd be happy to do it.

My email's in my nic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (iNUL3)

177
How are you and First Lady doing lately?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (HlyYF)



We're still pretty day to day with all the recent happenings with the First Daughter, but First Lady DID get an all clear from her mammogram earlier in the week, so she's extremely happy about that.

Give the wife a hug from us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

178 the Supreme Court will not be retrying the case looking into evidence; the judge made legal errors during trial which impacted the outcome of the case; I have a good feelign about this !

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (GD0B3)

179
Reid Hoffman


More like FEED Hoffman, amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

180 Once you turn your back on God, a bit of false witness and calumny is no big deal. Right up to the time you have to face Jesus and find out about eternity.
Posted by: tcn in AK

These are the same people that swear that Trump is a pedophile and that is why he didn't want the Epstein files coming out because - drumroll - it would show he was with underage girls on Epstein Island. Never mind that this is huge lie from a group where actual pedophiles are abundant.

Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (oiNtH)

181 i am not sure about this but i think there were bergdorf employees from that time who were going to testify that there was a male side bergdorf and a female side bergdorf and if a man came into the female side he would always be accompanied by an employee. judge wouldn't let them testify

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (CWTWj)

182 And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K)


Dang. That is why I don't get invites to sit in.
Posted by: "Terra Haut" Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)

Definitely don't sit down with them if misspell the name of the city twice.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+)

183 Also don’t play pool or golf for money with anyone whose first name is a state.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (S+xAM)

184 165
160 TJM saw your David Lean vid. Excellent.
His three movies in a row , Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago is the best three movies in a row vid any director

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

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Well, thank you.

You should see where I rank Doctor Zhivago, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (rJ5No)

It's going to be below "Brief Encounter", isn't it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

185
"Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)



I thought Seymore Buttz wrote that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

186
If Carroll provided a date , Trump could have provided his whereabouts exactly on that date.

That's why she didn't and why it should have been immediately dismissed.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

================

IIRC, she couldn't even provide a year.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (XJ22o)

187 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.

This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.
Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

Add in that he is a child rapist as well - since his name is in the Epstein files. Libtards around here can't shout this claim loud enough.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (N39Ws)

188 Judges really are the "insurrection" happening in our country. And they're basically untouchable.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (NvU4T)

189
Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name.

___________

"Right you are." - T. Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:45 PM (HdYcL)

190 "Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.

This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.
Posted by: Tired of all "

Not to mention also felon on 34 counts of something nobody can actually explain.

Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2026 01:45 PM (GUOwU)

191 "Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)


I thought Seymore Buttz wrote that one.
Posted by: Sponge


I think he was a co-author. They were brothers.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

192 176 As a result of my custom airbrush work, I've developed contacts at Maxwell AFB which houses the Air Force historical center.

If you'd like me to nose around and see what kind of documents exist, I'd be happy to do it.

My email's in my nic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (iNUL3)

=====

He's got an entry on HonorStates. First Lieutenant. 29th Bomber Group, Very Heavy, 6th Bomber Squadron MIA. A Purple Heart.

Is a Purple Heart a standard award for MIA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No)

193 @186

>>IIRC, she couldn't even provide a year.

The only time frame was sometime in the early/mid-90's.

Seriously, that's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (XV/Pl)

194 All part of Democrats plan to corrupt the judiciary and judicial process. Not only will those in opposition to Democrats face corrupt judges, but they will be subject to the biases of juries filled with people whose measure isn’t the law, but politics.

Trump was simply “patient zero”.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (TylIK)

195 We need several more Trump-only laws, such as

-- Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, except Trump, who is always guilty.

-- Presidents can do stuff -- except Trump, who shouldn't be allowed to do stuff.

-- Usually, cOmmander-in-Chief can control the military -- except Trump, because Orange Man Bad.

Only in this way can we save humankind.

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (Av6i5)

196 Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (mkw2N)

Exactly! Cornyn is sending around campaign flyers that have a photo of him with Trump and Trump smiling really big as if that made Cornyn Trump's best buddy and a loyal supporter. Let's be honest, Trump would take the exact same picture with Hakeem Jeffries in a heartbeat. He'd probably post something on Truth Social about having been nice to Jeffries who was such a loser he needed affirmation from just anybody, but he'd still take the picture. He takes photos with *everybody*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (lFFaq)

197 And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K)


Dang. That is why I don't get invites to sit in.
Posted by: "Terra Haut" Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)


That's why I just go with Diogenes.

Posted by: Formerly known as Puyallup Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (2WIwB)

198 We know already how the 3 leftoids will rule. Bingo!

Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (y171U)

199 184 It's going to be below "Brief Encounter", isn't it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

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What if EVERYTHING was below Brief Encounter?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No)

200 172 "Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

"Blood on the Hurdle" by Won Hung Lo.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (iXqHn)

201 Is a Purple Heart a standard award for MIA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No)

If the MIA is in relation to the loss of an aircraft, yes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (iNUL3)

202 Definitely don't sit down with them if misspell the name of the city twice.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+)


I couldn't think of a more boring name that would be identifiable.

No one can pronounce "Scio" and "Marshfield" sound almost legitimate.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR)

203 Note that she didn't specify 1990s or 1890s.

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (Av6i5)

204 199 184 It's going to be below "Brief Encounter", isn't it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

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What if EVERYTHING was below Brief Encounter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No)

You would cement your reputation as a troll....

But I'd be sad if Lawrence of Arabia isn't #1 or 2.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)

205 There were 3 million “Epstein files” released. So there are literally millions of people in these “files”. Anyone who was moderately wealthy and/or famous in the 205-2020 era is probably mentioned.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (S+xAM)

206
speaking of software getting worse ...

Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes


Don't get me started on their recent and substantial price increases.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xG4kz)

207 Lefty casino and timeshare mogul Stephen Cloobeck, who once called Swalwell his “little brother” and poured over $1 million into his failed campaign for California governor, was arrested in Los Angeles on Tuesday on a felony charge of attempting to prevent or dissuade a witness from testifying.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

208 201 Is a Purple Heart a standard award for MIA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No)

If the MIA is in relation to the loss of an aircraft, yes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (iNUL3)

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Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No)

209 15 (For those who don't know, Reid Hoffman is the LinkedIn guy)
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn)

Bill Gates was on the MSFT board pushing the purchase of LinkedIn. Funny how his name is also on "the list".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (N39Ws)

210 204 You would cement your reputation as a troll....

But I'd be sad if Lawrence of Arabia isn't #1 or 2.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)

======

I've never denied it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No)

211 Toxicity

https://youtu.be/iywaBOMvYLI

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)

212 Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated'
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (8avO+)

I know you’re being facetious, but “adjudicated” is a legal term of art used to signify that a matter has reached a final legal conclusion, with all appeals exhausted.
People don’t get to pick their own meanings for words like that. (Even though Affirmative Action Jackson sure tries)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (AnnNE)

213
Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No)

You get a Purple Heart when you're killed in action, too.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (iNUL3)

214 Nate Erskine-Smith, a former Canadian Minister of Housing, Infrastructure, and Communities who served under both Prime Ministers Justin Trudeau and Mark Carney, was supposed to be a shoo-in for the nomination for a by-election in Ontario for the left-wing Liberal Party.

Instead, the open-borders advocate got beaten by a Bangladeshi immigrant pizza shop owner — and he’s complaining about ID issues while voting. Whoa, pal, getting into a bit of denialism there, aren’t you?

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

215 103 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.

This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.
Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

George Stephanopolus (Mr. ABC News) says hello!

Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (y171U)

216 Yeah, it's preposterous that someone can be found guilty of libel for proclaiming their innocence against libelous charges.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

217 speaking of software getting worse ...

Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes


Don't get me started on their recent and substantial price increases.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xG4kz)

Adobe flat out sucks. I don't use their products, but being in IT, I get the distinct pleasure (punishment) of supporting it, license renewals (which is a nightmare all on it's own).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)

218 every time he denies this floridly insane woman's preposterous story, it's a fresh defamation claim

I'm right here.

Posted by: Double Jeopardy at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (/yD24)

219 Try to file a slip and fall case without a date of occurrence. Dismissed immediately.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (qrzX6)

220 Exactly! Cornyn is sending around campaign flyers that have a photo of him with Trump and Trump smiling really big as if that made Cornyn Trump's best buddy and a loyal supporter.
--
I saw a headline his big splash announcement was a bill to name a highway in TX after Trump.

AYFKM?

What a washed-up, out-of-touch duffus.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (MtSIY)

221
, she couldn't even provide a year.

The only time frame was sometime in the early/mid-90's.

Seriously, that's it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


How about framing it like this: "Was it before or after the lubrication plumbing for your cooter dried up permanently?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (xG4kz)

222
This is a news bulletin

Puff has been bathed

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (HdYcL)

223 I think that Lean's early Dickens stuff in Britain was better than his later epics.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

224 Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No)

There will be an MACR (Missing Aircrew Report) with a file number attached to it - that's the best place to start if you want to find out what is known.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (iNUL3)

225 We're still pretty day to day with all the recent happenings with the First Daughter, but First Lady DID get an all clear from her mammogram earlier in the week, so she's extremely happy about that.

Give the wife a hug from us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM


Can do! You do the same please.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (HlyYF)

226 Pretty sure if my folks named my Adolph, I'd be doing the "first initial trick."

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (dIske)

227 iirc, Carroll originally named an exact year for her psychodrama. Then she bragged about the outfit she was wearing at the time, and it was discovered that outfit was not created till a year or two later.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (vbXSk)

228 re 190: i think derschowitz said he sat through the whole trial and still didn't know what trump was guilty of, but the judge apparently told the jury they could convict trump of falsifying records as a felony if they thought he was guilty of doing it to hide some election related crime for which he was not actually tried much less convicted

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (CWTWj)

229 Puff has been bathed

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Did he dry off by shaking all over you?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

230 The Border Patrol Union is endorsing Cornyn.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (qrzX6)

231 Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated'
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (8avO+)

I know you’re being facetious, but “adjudicated” is a legal term of art used to signify that a matter has reached a final legal conclusion, with all appeals exhausted.
People don’t get to pick their own meanings for words like that. (Even though Affirmative Action Jackson sure tries)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (AnnNE)

Reddit standards are lower. He used that term instead of convicted for a reason. Or even 'is a'

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (8avO+)

232 Budgie - I Turned To Stone

https://youtu.be/Ua2wFKlDv2U

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

233 They said it was illegal for Trump to "investigate" someone who might run for president. These people are just assholes.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (QV+TG)

234
Only in this way can we save humankind.
Posted by: zombie

=============

lol! That list could go on.

There are 3 branches of government: the legislative, the judicial, and moar legislative and judicial.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (XJ22o)

235 I did not realize how huge Lake Tahoe is.

"Tahoe is the 17th deepest lake in the world, and the sixth deepest in average depth. It is about 22 mi (35 km) long and 12 mi (19 km) wide and has 72 mi (116 km) of shoreline"

Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (vbXSk)

236 E Jean Carrol?...

Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (8wxWr)

237 @77 -- My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (XMwZJ)

238
Did he dry off by shaking all over you?

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

___________

She. Yes. Boys are polite enough to shake when you're at their head or tail. Girls wait until you're at their side before going into action.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (HdYcL)

239 Oh and let's not forget that the "defamation" of Carroll was:
1) Trump refused to admit he raped her
2) Trump refused to agree she was pretty and sexy, just the kind of woman he would rape.

Seriously.
That was the finding.
Because part of his defense that he didn't rape her, commenting on the allegations, included saying mean things about her.
Like, she was ugly and crazy.
That he wouldn't fuck her with Ace's dick. Or something like that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (MtSIY)

240 @77 -- My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (XMwZJ)

*Microsoft enters the chat*

*Google, from the top rope, flattens Microsoft*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)

241 Pretty sure if my folks named my Adolph, I'd be doing the "first initial trick."
Posted by: Orson

My Dad actually knew an old farmer named "Adolf." He went by the full name, too. Probably born before Schickelgruber was a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

242
"Fantasist"
I learn a lot of new words here.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (2Ez/1)

243 Practiced law in NYS for over 25 years and I've never seen appeals at the state level take this long to be decided. The judges realize that the decision made by the trial judges are shit but are terrified of the backlash if they make a pro Trump decision

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (gu0hJ)

244 224 There will be an MACR (Missing Aircrew Report) with a file number attached to it - that's the best place to start if you want to find out what is known.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (iNUL3)

======

I found an entry here:

http://www.29bg.com

Says it was his...first mission. That's sad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rJ5No)

245 118

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (70cb5)

246 My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (XMwZJ)

Did they develop autocorrect?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:57 PM (qrzX6)

247
My Dad actually knew an old farmer named "Adolf." He went by the full name, too. Probably born before Schickelgruber was a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)



My great grandfather was named Adolf.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Seems like the state of NY has plenty of money to waste trying to "get' Trump. Of course they don't care. He should sue them from Florida for harassment, he can get a fair trial there.

Posted by: Case at May 13, 2026 01:57 PM (NWIIQ)

249 i think derschowitz said he sat through the whole trial and still didn't know what trump was guilty of, but the judge apparently told the jury they could convict trump of falsifying records as a felony if they thought he was guilty of doing it to hide some election related crime for which he was not actually tried much less convicted
---
I liked the Venn Diagram Jury Charge:
some of you can pick the crime from this bucket, some from that and others from another--just so long as there's a 12-member overlap of all agreeing he did a crime.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (MtSIY)

250 Holy shit.
Just announced: LinkedIn is laying off 5% of its workforce. Lol
Serendipity

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (S+xAM)

251 >>Oh and let's not forget that the "defamation" of Carroll was:
1) Trump refused to admit he raped her
2) Trump refused to agree she was pretty and sexy, just the kind of woman he would rape.


He's guilty of not taking her Rape Fantasy serious enough.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (xkXS7)

252 He was the navigator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (rJ5No)

253 241 Pretty sure if my folks named my Adolph, I'd be doing the "first initial trick."
Posted by: Orson

My Dad actually knew an old farmer named "Adolf." He went by the full name, too. Probably born before Schickelgruber was a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

I have a great uncle who was named Adolph (Persson but was known as Pearson). Came over to the USA from Sweden in early 1900s. Always went by Ad. Became a farmer when he settled in upstate NY, but was also an inventor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (N39Ws)

254 Is this about me?

Posted by: The meat tenderizer at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (2Ez/1)

255 AI slop is invading that platform. Not as fast as FB, but gaining fast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (N39Ws)

256 I largely stopped paying attention to my LinkedIn account when everyone tried to turn it into Facebook and started bitching about political shit 24/7.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

257 So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now.
Posted by: Heroq


50 sq mile? For ref, including parking, the Pentagon is roughly 0.16 sq miles. You want me to believe someone is constructing a facility 300x the size of the Pentagon?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (diia5)

258 One of the engineers I work with has the bad habit of redlining and commenting on drawings using Adobe. Looks like a third grader got a hold of his laptop.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (UjdFS)

259 John Devlin
@Devlinside123

No woman EVER was raped and fifteen years later voluntarily announces to the world her rapist’s tv show was her favorite.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (NpAcC)

260
(Donald Trump...) Wanna see my picture with the Big Guy
(Trump...) Wanna flood the zone with 'em (you know why)...(Yeah)
(Trump...) Wanna see my smilin face
Standin' next to my fav Big Guy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (xG4kz)

261
So, nothing at all has resulted from all this lawfare. In the end, Trump comes out unscathed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (HdYcL)

262 He was the navigator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (rJ5No)



Howie was the navigator. Buddy went mad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

263 > Did they develop autocorrect?

Hilariously, Apple's autocorrect has gotten worse since they started cramming AI into everything.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (mkw2N)

264 > LinkedIn is laying off 5% of its workforce.
---------
Does that mean I'll get 5% less email spam from them?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (2Ez/1)

265 Did E. Jean Carroll install a second door in her home so that she could escape Don should he ever return to ravish her once more?

Did she tell her beach friends about it?

Do we have a brain scan showing a ghostly image of Don's penis lodged forevermore in her cerebellum?

I need to know these details to assess the veracity of her claims.

Posted by: Burt Kavenaugahyde at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (Y6K7e)

266 262 He was the navigator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (rJ5No)


Howie was the navigator. Buddy went mad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I like to think my dad's namesake hung tough, but he wasn't Howie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (rJ5No)

267 Says it was his...first mission. That's sad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rJ5No)

It really is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (iNUL3)

268 207 Lefty casino and timeshare mogul Stephen Cloobeck, who once called Swalwell his “little brother” and poured over $1 million into his failed campaign for California governor, was arrested in Los Angeles on Tuesday on a felony charge of attempting to prevent or dissuade a witness from testifying.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo)
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Timeshare mogul huh? Yeah I'm sure he's a super scrupulous and honest businessman and all-around good person in life.

lol jk I rank that industry somewhere below selling arms to African warlords. Fuck that asshole.

Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (oqH4h)

269 17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (S+xAM)

270 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (N39Ws)


How are you doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

271 240 @77 -- My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
=======
One of the subscription model of software. And I am glad that Canva is eroding their market share.

I use third party pdf editors and readers and GIMP myself rather than any tainted Adobe products. They can roll over and die.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)

272 Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (XJ22o)

LOL that handle. You crack me up

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (QV+TG)

273 >>>Hilariously, Apple's autocorrect has gotten worse since they started cramming AI into everything.

Everyone's has.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (dK+Kv)

274 267 Says it was his...first mission. That's sad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rJ5No)

It really is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (iNUL3)

=====

Most of the crew died on the same day, but some seem to have survived for a few days after?

All listed as KIA there, so conflicts with the HonorStates info.

Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No)

275 So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now.
Posted by: Heroq

50 sq mile? For ref, including parking, the Pentagon is roughly 0.16 sq miles. You want me to believe someone is constructing a facility 300x the size of the Pentagon?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (diia5)

50 acres maybe? But I think if you are a responsible data center owner you should be looking to add enough power taps on your own to not take any from the peeps around.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (8avO+)

276 192 He's got an entry on HonorStates. First Lieutenant. 29th Bomber Group, Very Heavy, 6th Bomber Squadron MIA. A Purple Heart.
horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No)

Check Facebook too. Do a search on 29th Bomber Group. They have links for many WW2 military groups.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (y171U)

277 73 9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner
=========
Throw out the jury verdict as Ace notes, the alleged predicate offense (rape) was NOT proven to be true by the jury, so a he said, she said, would risk any person claiming to be innocent (and thus the other person is lying) to be targeted for a slander and/or a libel suit.........


There are also serious due process violations and other shenanigans involved in this case that appellate courts have ignored because Orangeman Bad.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

I would point out that while not a slander case, the Goldman family (the waiter guy) was able to obtain a massive civil judgement against OJ even though the jury found him innocent of the underlying charge of murder. I don't recall the Brown family suing for some reason.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (QGaXH)

278 Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated'
Posted by: Oldcat

Bob Uecker: Heywood is a convicted felon, isn't he, Monty?

Monty: Doesn't really say it here.

Bob Uecker: Well, he should be.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (XvL8K)

279 Most of the crew died on the same day, but some seem to have survived for a few days after?

All listed as KIA there, so conflicts with the HonorStates info.

Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No)

Crash on takeoff or landing?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (8avO+)

280 @227

>> iirc, Carroll originally named an exact year for her psychodrama.

The closest she ever came to pinning down the time frame was late 95/early 96.

Seriously, that’s it,

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (q7Il9)

281 I have a Galaxy S24+. It used to connect to my car via Bluetooth flawlessly. A few months ago, Samsung updated the Bluetooth stack. Now I have to go several clicks into the details screen of the Bluetooth connection and toggle the calls and audio settings on and off in a specific way EVERY TIME I START THE CAR.

Yes, my car is older. It's a 2011. But this used to just work.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (mkw2N)

282 I don't understand this but then I've understanding nothing for the last several decades.

"Organizers of the annual Whole Earth Festival at UC Davis have apologized for a drum circle that took place during their recent event, labeling the activity "cultural appropriation."

"Despite the festival’s 50-year history as a celebration of environmental sustainability and wellness, staff claimed the drumming caused "harm" to Indigenous communities.

"Longtime attendees and students expressed disbelief at the apology, arguing drums are universal to all human cultures. Many pointed out the unofficial drum circle has been a beloved tradition for decades, often serving as the most inclusive and "magical" part of the weekend. "

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7)

283 Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No)



I'm confused.......Your dad died in WW11? How are you only in your pre-29's?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

284 I can eat 50 acres.
-- future Utah data center

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

285 In more topical news:

Governor McMaster is calling a special session to redistrict in South Carolina.

I think the legislation to redistrict in a special session called by the governor would only need bare majorities to pass (the thing voted on yesterday was about adding it to the existing session which required super majorities).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (rJ5No)

286 E. Buzz Miller > E. Jean Carrol
Posted by: DBCooper

E.Z. Reader > E. Jean Carrol

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (KgJTD)

287
I don't understand this but then I've understanding nothing for the last several decades.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

===============

I read that story too and had to laugh. It tells you everything except WHAT HAPPENED.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (XJ22o)

288
Burt Kavenaugahyde


LOL

Save the Naugas!

CDC and NIH Free the Naugas Now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (xG4kz)

289 Most of the crew died on the same day, but some seem to have survived for a few days after?

All listed as KIA there, so conflicts with the HonorStates info.

Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No)

There's one aircrew in particular in the 6th/29th which had several fliers captured and executed by the Japanese. It may be that one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (iNUL3)

290 270 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (N39Ws)


How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge - Doing good. Getting acclimated to the maintenance medications they put me on. Bloodwork is good - Signatera DNA scans for the cancer have all been negative. CT scan coming up then I can get my port removed.

How is the First Lady and you?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (N39Ws)

291 "Despite the festival’s 50-year history as a celebration of environmental sustainability and wellness, staff claimed the drumming caused "harm" to Indigenous communities.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7)

lol

Morons.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (dK+Kv)

292 "17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.
Posted by: Heroq"


16,000 enforce DEI for the other 1500

Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (GUOwU)

293 re 248: apparently also for bailing out nyc

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (CWTWj)

294 279 Crash on takeoff or landing?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (8avO+)

======

He is apparently listed on a tablet in Honolulu for missing in action, so I assume it was while on mission and nothing to do with the American landing strip.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (rJ5No)

295 Doing some quick, open sourced sleuthing, I see a man of my dad's name who is listed as having died in 1945 in Tokyo, Japan.

I never doubted the WWII bomber part, but the 50th mission thing always felt like embellishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (rJ5No)

I found someone with my last name when we were at the Okinawa Peace Memorial. The weird part is, I know my great-uncle bombed the island in his B-24, and the only thing he said about it was that he was glad he was "up here" and not "down there." So "down there" was probably a distant relative that wound up dying.

Posted by: pookysgirl, pointing out the obvious at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (Wt5PA)

296 I think Adolph is still a workable name. Adolph Coors never saw any negative feedback.

Now it may be a problem if your last named is Hickford or Hitcher or Licker .....

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (qrzX6)

297 Bob Uecker: Heywood is a convicted felon, isn't he, Monty?

Monty: Doesn't really say it here.

Bob Uecker: Well, he should be.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (XvL8K)

The only funny parts of that movie were the banter in the announcers' booth.

Posted by: Unpopular opinion, probably at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (TbWk/)

298 283 Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No)


I'm confused.......Your dad died in WW11? How are you only in your pre-29's?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

The man my dad was named after.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No)

299 Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No)

I'll admit I love helping people with this.

My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3)

300 277 73 9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner
=========
Throw out the jury verdict as Ace notes, the alleged predicate offense (rape) was NOT proven to be true by the jury, so a he said, she said, would risk any person claiming to be innocent (and thus the other person is lying) to be targeted for a slander and/or a libel suit.........


There are also serious due process violations and other shenanigans involved in this case that appellate courts have ignored because Orangeman Bad.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

In his supreme court petition, Trump raised three issues, all about the rules of evidence. He's not raising any these big-picture issues.

Posted by: Bergdorf's Rapewear Collection at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Y6K7e)

301
I think the legislation to redistrict in a special session called by the governor would only need bare majorities to pass (the thing voted on yesterday was about adding it to the existing session which required super majorities).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=============

That's what I read.

The idiots held out, and the deal got altered.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (XJ22o)

302 17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (S+xAM)

I was told once to sign in to Linked In by work. The only messages or contacts I ever got were about my sister, who had been dead for 5 years.

Not the sort of links I usually go for.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

303 Well they trained AI using Reddit so I don't know what anybody expected the results to be other than what we're seeing

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (XLfSN)

304 50 sq mile? For ref, including parking, the Pentagon is roughly 0.16 sq miles. You want me to believe someone is constructing a facility 300x the size of the Pentagon?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (diia5)

I was incorrect. It’s 62 sq miles. Not 50.
That is the footprint being proposed.
You want that in your county? I sure as fuck don’t.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (S+xAM)

305
How is the First Lady and you?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (N39Ws)



Still mostly day to day. Still trying to get ourselves to the point of moving.

As mentioned up thread, she did get a clean bill of health from her mammogram earlier this week, so she's happy about that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

306 289 There's one aircrew in particular in the 6th/29th which had several fliers captured and executed by the Japanese. It may be that one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (iNUL3)

=====

I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No)

307 Pixies - Gouge Away

https://youtu.be/FiUNDeuBbi8

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (dK+Kv)

308 So called AI data centers are the biggest tech bubble ever.
When true AI is invented, it will laugh at us.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (UjdFS)

309 281 I have a Galaxy S24+. It used to connect to my car via Bluetooth flawlessly. A few months ago, Samsung updated the Bluetooth stack. Now I have to go several clicks into the details screen of the Bluetooth connection and toggle the calls and audio settings on and off in a specific way EVERY TIME I START THE CAR.

Yes, my car is older. It's a 2011. But this used to just work.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (mkw2N)

I'll listen to music from my phone (S24+ like yours) connected to my 2014 Chevy truck. The audio stream stutters like you said - EVERY TIME I START IT.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (N39Ws)

310 Data center in Utah:
https://tinyurl.com/mpa2curh

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (2Ez/1)

311
Could WWIII through WWIX have been squeezed out of our timeline when they executed those experiments over at CERN?

What does 11han Omar know that we do not know?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (xG4kz)

312 269 17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.
Posted by: Heroq
==========
Someone has to bring in Indians nepots for the jobs. Microsux is run now by Indian IT guys and it shows as they lurch from one crisis to the next while being bloated and full of security holes and fails including their critical Azure cloud network.

This is probably the last time I will even have ONE windows computer (I have a couple in the basement (Windows XP SP3, and Windows 7) with expensive and rare stat programs and math programs that I don't want to repurchase). Windows 12 is not even going to be considered.

I dislike Apple but will end up with their Mac Mini or an older Macbook of the Intel or early M1 vintage simply so I can do my taxes on it.

Too big a pain to get tax programs to work right now on Linux under WINE.

Although I might spend the downtime trying to do this before next tax season. The risk is it might throw some real world errors in the mix.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)

313 Do we have a brain scan showing a ghostly image of Don's penis lodged forevermore in her cerebellum?
Cerebellum? No. Hippocampus? Yes.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (XMwZJ)

314 "Organizers of the annual Whole Earth Festival at UC Davis have apologized for a drum circle that took place during their recent event, labeling the activity "cultural appropriation."

"Despite the festival’s 50-year history as a celebration of environmental sustainability and wellness, staff claimed the drumming caused "harm" to Indigenous communities.

"Longtime attendees and students expressed disbelief at the apology, arguing drums are universal to all human cultures. Many pointed out the unofficial drum circle has been a beloved tradition for decades, often serving as the most inclusive and "magical" part of the weekend. "

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7)

We finally found the drum circle's weakness!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl, rejoicing greatly at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Wt5PA)

315
The man my dad was named after.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No)



Ah....I missed that part, or my brain scrambled it.


Carry on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

316 299 I'll admit I love helping people with this.

My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3)

======

If I can ever get my dad on the phone again, I'll have to ask him what he knows.

He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (rJ5No)

317 305
Still mostly day to day. Still trying to get ourselves to the point of moving.

As mentioned up thread, she did get a clean bill of health from her mammogram earlier this week, so she's happy about that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Great news! Moving? To Texas? Hopefully not any blue areas.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (N39Ws)

318 I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No)

I wouldn't want to be captured by them today.

Posted by: Hentai and Babymetal Scare Me at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (Y6K7e)

319 Possibly willowed and not critical, but the "50th mission" part (apart from what you've found as his "first mission") I don't think applies to B-29 crews. I should know but don't remember. Think it was fewer than 50.

I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj)

320 I'll admit I love helping people with this.

My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3)

I wrote in and got my great-great grandpa's records from the Civil War. Turned out his battery was a pretty active and famous one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (8avO+)

321 301
That's what I read.

The idiots held out, and the deal got altered.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (XJ22o)

====

Several of them will still end up getting primaried out.

It was a high profile betrayal, but they have to wait about 2 years.

fingers crossed

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (rJ5No)

322 I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Louis Mountbatten didn't want any Japanese at his funeral because of the appalling treatment they meted out to POWs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

323
17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do?


That sounds very much like pre-Elon Twitter.

Lotsa deadwood to excise in there, I'd bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:08 PM (xG4kz)

324 I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No)

Imperial Japan was asshoe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

325 He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Tell him you need to talk to him about his car's extended warranty.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

326 325 He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Tell him you need to talk to him about his car's extended warranty.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

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Reverse mortgages don't work on the olds anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:09 PM (rJ5No)

327 Possibly willowed and not critical, but the "50th mission" part (apart from what you've found as his "first mission") I don't think applies to B-29 crews. I should know but don't remember. Think it was fewer than 50.

I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj)

The max mission thing and how it kept changing was a running joke in the book Catch 22. That was in the ETO. Things might have been different in the Pacific where you could have very short missions and the B29s which would be super long by comparison.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)

328
Great news! Moving? To Texas? Hopefully not any blue areas.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (N39Ws)



Already in Texas, just moving to some of the First Lady's family land in the country. Living in an old trailer house, then hopefully putting some sort of home on the acreage in the next couple years.

Cancer has her wanting to get back to her roots and us living off the land a lot more to get clean from store bought shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

329 In his supreme court petition, Trump raised three issues, all about the rules of evidence. He's not raising any these big-picture issues.
Posted by: Bergdorf's Rapewear Collection

You are correct. I just scanned it. It appears that his petition rests heavily on presidential immunity possibly from the fear that a broader based challenge would be treated as standard claims already rejected by lower federal courts.

The limits of presidential immunity, however, have not been considered much by lower federal courts nor state court systems. They simply rejected them.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

330 The project will be built on 40,000 acres in unincorporated Box Elder County, where every private landowner has agreed to the use of their land; and on an additional 1,200 acres that include a section of the Utah Test and Training Range (UTTR), which is a Department of Defense site, and property owned by the Utah Trust Lands Administration.



52,000 acres of data center.
What could go wrong?

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (S+xAM)

331 If I can ever get my dad on the phone again, I'll have to ask him what he knows.

He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (rJ5No)

One of my life's sincere highlights was talking with the man who was my grandfather's co-pilot that morning. We spent hours on the phone, and I learned so much about my grandfather. Not just as a pilot, but as a 23 year-old man in the middle of his war.

It was striking because I was 23 the first time I went downrange, too. It's impossible not to make comparisons.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (iNUL3)

332 "Lunatic Fantasist E. Jean Carroll" has a ring to it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (Fi81e)

333
Just askin' here ... is Ace going all Marlin Perkins on us with this crows' obsession?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (xG4kz)

334 The due process claims come from trial errors in allowing evidence in.

E.g. Whether the trial court erred in admitting the "Access Hollywood" tape and testimony from other accusers.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

335 319 Possibly willowed and not critical, but the "50th mission" part (apart from what you've found as his "first mission") I don't think applies to B-29 crews. I should know but don't remember. Think it was fewer than 50.

I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj)

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I've heard conflicting things over the years when I've looked at the story here and there.

Still, it does seem like it was his first and only mission.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ5No)

336 > So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now.

I honestly don't understand the complaint. The new data center site is a seasonal livestock grazing area. It's cooling system is a closed loop, so it doesn't take a continuous water feed. The site will produce its own power, so there's no grid drain. It's supposed to generate $30 million in new revenues annually for the locals immediately, and that could go up.

What's the problem?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (mkw2N)

337 Execution by the Japanese was actually not the worst fate for downed pilots. Don't even want to type what some were subjected to (before death). Forget the survival rate of Allied POWs in Japanese captivity, but it was the worst in WWII, pretty much matching that of Soviet POWs in German hands.

Meanwhile a significant number of German POWs immigrated to the US and Canada after the war, many of them marrying locals.

Remember kids, *all* cultures are exactly equal and the same.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (U/Byj)

338 52,000 acres of data center.
What could go wrong?

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (S+xAM)
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It's a good start.

Posted by: Darkseid at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (Fi81e)

339 I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that.
Posted by: rhomboid
________

Was there different number of mission requirements for twin engines?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (XvL8K)

340 331 One of my life's sincere highlights was talking with the man who was my grandfather's co-pilot that morning. We spent hours on the phone, and I learned so much about my grandfather. Not just as a pilot, but as a 23 year-old man in the middle of his war.

It was striking because I was 23 the first time I went downrange, too. It's impossible not to make comparisons.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (iNUL3)

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That sounds wonderful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (rJ5No)

341 308 So called AI data centers are the biggest tech bubble ever.
When true AI is invented, it will laugh at us.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (UjdFS)

If true AI ever emerges it will be like AM from the Harlan Ellison story.

Posted by: LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (TbWk/)

342 Just askin' here ... is Ace going all Marlin Perkins on us with this crows' obsession?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

We'll know for sure when he sends Lamont the Big Dummy in to wrestle with the crow a la Jim Fowler.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

343 Just askin' here ... is Ace going all Marlin Perkins on us with this crows' obsession?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (xG4kz)

It's hobocraft. He's gonna eat them.

Posted by: Danger Here at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Y6K7e)

344
My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3)



I'm told my grandfather was in the Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force, but I don't have any details on any of his service.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Judges really are the "insurrection" happening in our country. And they're basically untouchable.
Posted by: Sharpie

Yes indeed. The latest black robed asswipe who apologized to the would be assassin at the Correspondent's Dinner needs a serious beat down.

Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2026 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

346 How come all the serious thinkers refuse to acknowledge that
1) golf courses still use far more water than data centers
2) modular nuclear reactors--set to go online in days--will easily power all of these. 10X+.

but go ahead, fear monger, sell clicks, I guess .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (MtSIY)

347 Although I might spend the downtime trying to do this before next tax season. The risk is it might throw some real world errors in the mix.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)

You could consider an external drive with those programs and a partition on another system with windows on it for when you have to use those programs. Less space. Or a bootable external drive.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (8avO+)

348 Still, it does seem like it was his first and only mission.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ5No)

I'm not certain of that.

Every aircraft lost by the entire BG shows mission count as 1.

I'm assuming it's 1 mission that day. I find it difficult to believe every aircraft lost was lost on their first mission and that every aircrew that survived their first mission went on to survive every other mission.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (iNUL3)

349 > 52,000 acres of data center.
What could go wrong?

Yes, what could go wrong? I'm really asking. What's the problem? It's a really big building complex. And?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)

350 Both of my parents were in the Army Air Corps. My Dad was a meteorologist and my Mom was a flight nurse.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (77rzZ)

351 I'm told my grandfather was in the Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force, but I don't have any details on any of his service.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

That's the service my grandfather was in. The USAF didn't appear until around 1949 or so.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (iNUL3)

352 348 I'm not certain of that.

Every aircraft lost by the entire BG shows mission count as 1.

I'm assuming it's 1 mission that day. I find it difficult to believe every aircraft lost was lost on their first mission and that every aircrew that survived their first mission went on to survive every other mission.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (iNUL3)

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Well, that provides some more avenues for thought...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (rJ5No)

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