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Tennessee Strips Democrat Racial Insurrectionists of Their Committee Seats
Sean DavisThey want a civil war.
@seanmdav BREAKING: Notice has just been given to Democrats in the Tennessee House that all members of the Democrat Caucus are being removed from all standing committees and subcommittees as a result of their behavior in the statehouse during the redistricting debates last week, which included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement. In the state of Tennessee, political terrorism will not be tolerated. National Republicans take note that this is how you exercise power.
The Republican speaker of Tennessee's House of Representatives on Tuesday stripped Democratic lawmakers of all committee assignments as punishment for their role in boisterous protests during last week's special session on redistricting.
The leftwing media -- which told us that some people milling through Congress was an insurrection that threatened the republic -- calls Democrat legislators' attempt to shut down the legislature by letting their activist goons menace the Republican majority "boisterous." Boisterous. Not a threat, not an insurrection. Just Democrats will be Democrats. No big deal.
... The House floor vote in Nashville was met with raucous protests by activists yelling from the balcony of the visitors' gallery and from Black lawmakers who stood at the front of the chamber linking arms in prayer as protesters sounded air horns and chanted slogans against the new map.Not threatening. Not "racially charged." "Raucous."
... In a letter to Tennessee's House Democratic leader Karen Camper, the speaker, Cameron Sexton, said House Democrats were being removed from all standing committees and subcommittees as discipline for "instigating and encouraging" disruptions and "disorder on the House floor" during last Thursday's vote. As examples, he cited lawmakers for "interlocking arms in the well of the House", for "blocking aisles on the House floor" and for using "prohibited props and noisemakers." Of the 99 seats in the Tennessee House, Republicans hold 75 and Democrats 24. At least one House Democrat, Representative Justin Jones, posted online a copy of the individual letter he received serving notice of his committee and subcommittee removals, referring any questions to Camper. "This is the same pattern of racial discrimination and authoritarian abuse we have come to expect," Jones, who is Black and represents Nashville, said on social media.Goodbye, Malcolm Gay Sex.
🚨 JUST IN — FAFO: Tennessee Speaker of the House REMOVES Democrat lawmakers from *ALL* committee assignments who acted like thugs and trash when the legislature passed redistricting
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 12, 2026
GREAT! Now expel Rep. Justin Pearson (D), who intimidated a police officer. Pearson frankly… pic.twitter.com/ruAyToHzOu
Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/OssrJOZJbs
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2026
Tennessee State Representative Justin Pearson (D-Memphis) was accused of using "race baiting" in his campaign advertisement announcing the relaunch of his campaign for the Democratic nomination for the 9th Congressional District, where first launched his campaign to unseat U.S. Representative Steve Cohen (D-TN-09) before the Governor Bill Lee signed the newly redrawn districts into law. As part of the redistricting legislation, candidates must refile or file a notice that they no longer intend to run by Friday. In his video, Pearson confirmed he intends to run in the same district, despite most analysts saying it now leans overwhelmingly Republican. "Today, we re-launch our campaign to take on billionaires and the political status quo. Whether you live in the new TN-09, the old TN-09, or anywhere that our systems have failed you, I'm running for Congress for all of US," wrote Pearson in a post to social media. Pearson described the redistricting as "immoral and wrong" in his advertisement, before claiming Tennessee's redrawn congressional districts, "are racist tools of white supremacy," enacted "at the behest of the most white supremacist in the United States of America, Donald J. Trump."It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine. It's called Spike Lee Syndrome.
Crow updates: The crow continues visiting. Have you ever had eggs freeze in the refrigerator? I had two freeze so I broke them open and put them out for the crow. He loved them. There was an incident -- I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was the crow or a bluejay or what. Maybe a pigeon -- I see them being pretty territorial with the other birds. One pigeon just sits his fat ass down in the feeding tray to claim ownership of the seeds and nuts. I went out on the deck while the crow was eating the last of the egg and tossed him some of the cinnamon cereal I gave him on the first day of attempting to befriend him. He didn't fly away, he just ate the cereal. Still no gifts. Oh, I don't know if the crow caller works at all. It doesn't sound too much like a crow to me. Just a raspy honking kazoo, really. It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape with cum-flavored nicotine. What really seems to attract the crow is the smell of meat or egg. How are you? Any luck for the other crow-recruitment officers?
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Uno!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3)
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first ?
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3)
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Are you calling the crow "Jim"?
Posted by: some Tennessee democrat with nowt better to do at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (gKWVE)
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Primo!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3)
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five ish
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (CWTWj)
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There was an incident -- I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was the crow or a bluejay or what
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*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird
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*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Jonah G at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (QV+TG)
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He sounds like my boy child.
"Are these consequences, daddy?"
Yeah, little bear. These are consequences.
"Are these consequences, daddy?"
Yeah, little bear. These are consequences.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (iNUL3)
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dear GOP, take note, THAT is how you respond to terroristic threats from the left....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (578V/)
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Are you going to Crowborough Fair?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 12:12 PM (Cqx++)
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Strip of committee assignments? How about stripped of office?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:13 PM (c232c)
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Hamas was just boisterous on Oct 7
The New York Times
The New York Times
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 12:13 PM (YwEeS)
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Shame about the committee assignments. Can't a guy throw a fit in a sentate hearing and chicken dance at graduation anymore?
Crows are smart. My uncles lived on opposite sides of our little town and shared a crow. He'd fly back and forth between Charlie's house and Glen's when he felt like a change of scene. This went on for years.
Crows are smart. My uncles lived on opposite sides of our little town and shared a crow. He'd fly back and forth between Charlie's house and Glen's when he felt like a change of scene. This went on for years.
Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2026 12:13 PM (VJX5o)
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Crows are very smart. Too smart...
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (GD0B3)
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@pvtjokerus
BREAKING:
Eric Swalwell buddy billionaire Stephen Cloobeck has been arrested on felony charges for attempting to keep a witness from testifying.
BREAKING:
Eric Swalwell buddy billionaire Stephen Cloobeck has been arrested on felony charges for attempting to keep a witness from testifying.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (gKWVE)
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Mostly peaceful arson
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (dxtDq)
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It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape.
You misspelled 'a hobo's gonasyphilitis-infected dong.'
But I'll overlook it this time.
You misspelled 'a hobo's gonasyphilitis-infected dong.'
But I'll overlook it this time.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (iNUL3)
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Karen Carpenter >>>>>>>>>> Karen Camper
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)
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9 dear GOP, take note, THAT is how you respond to terroristic threats from the left....
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Sorry, that's not who we are.
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Sorry, that's not who we are.
Posted by: GOP Cucks of South Carolina at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (qUkBO)
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Stuff like this makes me feel like a civil war or partition of the US is inevitable. Not because I want either one, but I just don’t see where else this level of animosity and tribalism goes.
I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma, and it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
The protests at the Capitol were inspiring, but the response from our leaders was painful to watch. I keep writing my representatives, even though they don’t acknowledge me. My hope now is that history will eventually show how wrong this moment was.
The worst part is they are so openly hostile that if you tell them that after they've had a couple of glasses of wine they'll tell you how they really feel and it isn't pretty.
The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma, and it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
The protests at the Capitol were inspiring, but the response from our leaders was painful to watch. I keep writing my representatives, even though they don’t acknowledge me. My hope now is that history will eventually show how wrong this moment was.
The worst part is they are so openly hostile that if you tell them that after they've had a couple of glasses of wine they'll tell you how they really feel and it isn't pretty.
The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
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*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner
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They do that. Seen parent sparrows attacking a crow with their youngun gripped in the crow's claws flying away with it.
Nature is pretty cruel with predators and victim species. The victim species breed faster and that makes the predators necessary to prevent explosions of the victims. Mess with one of the other side of the equation, unintended consequences happen in the ecology.
the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner
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They do that. Seen parent sparrows attacking a crow with their youngun gripped in the crow's claws flying away with it.
Nature is pretty cruel with predators and victim species. The victim species breed faster and that makes the predators necessary to prevent explosions of the victims. Mess with one of the other side of the equation, unintended consequences happen in the ecology.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv)
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Crows are cool as long as you don’t fuck around with them, because if they ever feel slighted they NEVER forget
And not only do they never forget they go and tell their friends what an asshole you were, next thing you know there’s a murder of crows following you around ready to shit on your car after you just got a wash and wax
Don’t ask me how I know this
And not only do they never forget they go and tell their friends what an asshole you were, next thing you know there’s a murder of crows following you around ready to shit on your car after you just got a wash and wax
Don’t ask me how I know this
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (fapp/)
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George Floyd protests were just boisterous.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (7v6oI)
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"crows possess remarkable cognitive abilities, including problem-solving, tool use, and even understanding complex concepts like recursion and counting. Their intelligence is often compared to that of primates, showcasing their advanced mental skills..."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (GD0B3)
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These activists get into and disrupt these meetings in a very specific way - they are invited by democrats who are fully aware of what they plan to do. Seriously - the dem lawmakers put them on the admittance list and help them get through security.
Make the lawmakers fully responsible for the behavior of their guests.
Make the lawmakers fully responsible for the behavior of their guests.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (c232c)
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12 Hamas was just boisterous on Oct 7
The New York Times
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026
That is flat disgusting. This is willful ignorance.
The New York Times
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026
That is flat disgusting. This is willful ignorance.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (OoFl2)
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Have you ever had eggs freeze in the refrigerator?
I have. The carton somehow worked its way toward the back of the fridge and fairly close to the air vent from the freezer.
I have. The carton somehow worked its way toward the back of the fridge and fairly close to the air vent from the freezer.
Posted by: All the 30 something chicks are freezing their eggs now too at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (TbWk/)
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Willowed:
Archimedes,
Here is a story about Japanese naval rail gun trials.
https://tinyurl.com/Rail-Gun-Naval-news
Thanks. I note they don't describe the specific materials used, which duh, but still, I'd like to know.
*frowny face*
Archimedes,
Here is a story about Japanese naval rail gun trials.
https://tinyurl.com/Rail-Gun-Naval-news
Thanks. I note they don't describe the specific materials used, which duh, but still, I'd like to know.
*frowny face*
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
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Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
A Crow on the Orient Express.
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
A Crow on the Orient Express.
Posted by: Another Anon at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (4h45B)
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I don't blame the Dems in Tenn... After all they are Jim Crowing their black representative out of office.. Oh wait.... Their black rep is a white Jew... But he's the right type of white and the right type of Jew.... When those icky Republicans take the seat it will most likely be a black woman.... But she's the wrong kind of black and the wrong kind of woman...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (yKHCV)
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sparrows are a nuisance and are not native to this continent
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (GD0B3)
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Ace:
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts."
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
"I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.)
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts."
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
"I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.)
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5)
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How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
Now do everyone who has ever voted Republican in any blue state.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
Now do everyone who has ever voted Republican in any blue state.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (iNUL3)
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Hamas was just boisterous on Oct 7
The New York Times
I really wish I'd been there for the Barbarossa shenanigans.
The New York Times
I really wish I'd been there for the Barbarossa shenanigans.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
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Ace, bluejays are in the corvid family, along with crows, ravens and magpies. They are naturally opportunistic feeders and baby birds are certainly on their menu. A crow will eat anything except another crow. Much like the Chinese.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (c232c)
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Nature is pretty cruel with predators and victim species. The victim species breed faster and that makes the predators necessary to prevent explosions of the victims. Mess with one of the other side of the equation, unintended consequences happen in the ecology.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv)
Nature is red in tooth and claw. Kids don't watch enough predator episodes of National Geographic anymore.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv)
Nature is red in tooth and claw. Kids don't watch enough predator episodes of National Geographic anymore.
Posted by: It ain't no Disney cartoon at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (TbWk/)
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I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma
... and my kids don't call and won't let me see me in my squalid house covered in red stains and hidden liquor bottles
... and my kids don't call and won't let me see me in my squalid house covered in red stains and hidden liquor bottles
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (gKWVE)
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Oh, dead bird. Sad. Could it have been a cat?
I read the link. And from ace's post...
"At least one House Democrat, Representative Justin Jones, posted online a copy of the individual letter he received serving notice of his committee and subcommittee removals, referring any questions to Camper.
"This is the same pattern of racial discrimination and authoritarian abuse we have come to expect," Jones, who is Black and represents Nashville, said on social media."
I wonder if this asshole has ever been banned from restaurants, employment, education, bars, travel or anything fun.
Unlike this shithead - I have. And I'm going to throw it into people screaming racism forever.
I read the link. And from ace's post...
"At least one House Democrat, Representative Justin Jones, posted online a copy of the individual letter he received serving notice of his committee and subcommittee removals, referring any questions to Camper.
"This is the same pattern of racial discrimination and authoritarian abuse we have come to expect," Jones, who is Black and represents Nashville, said on social media."
I wonder if this asshole has ever been banned from restaurants, employment, education, bars, travel or anything fun.
Unlike this shithead - I have. And I'm going to throw it into people screaming racism forever.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)
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*won't let my grandkids see me
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (gKWVE)
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29 Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
Posted by: Another Anon
Aliens --> Alien.
Wait.
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
Posted by: Another Anon
Aliens --> Alien.
Wait.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
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Bataan nature walk...
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (dxtDq)
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The leftwing media -- which told us that some people milling through Congress was an insurrection that threatened the republic -- calls Democrat legislators' attempt to shut down the legislature by letting their activist goons menace the Republican majority "boisterous."
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Arrests, prosecutions, waterboarding, and imprisonments for domestic terrorism ... or it didn't happen.
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Arrests, prosecutions, waterboarding, and imprisonments for domestic terrorism ... or it didn't happen.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (7Wb7n)
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And not only do they never forget they go and tell their friends what an asshole you were, next thing you know there’s a murder of crows following you around ready to shit on your car after you just got a wash and wax
Don’t ask me how I know this
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (fapp/)
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Sounds like a Hitchcock movie.
Don’t ask me how I know this
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (fapp/)
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Sounds like a Hitchcock movie.
Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (G0vdT)
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The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
Tell me you don't know the rebels were Democrats without telling me you don't know the rebels were Democrats.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
Tell me you don't know the rebels were Democrats without telling me you don't know the rebels were Democrats.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (iNUL3)
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The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
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They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
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They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
Posted by: Josephistan at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (EvkmH)
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I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma, and it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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What your voices proclaim and what you want is objectively evil. Why should normal people listen to others that propose doing evil things.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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What your voices proclaim and what you want is objectively evil. Why should normal people listen to others that propose doing evil things.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (E4rtv)
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32 Ace:
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts."
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
"I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.)
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5)
Like a cat dropping a dead mouse on your doorstep.
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts."
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
"I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.)
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5)
Like a cat dropping a dead mouse on your doorstep.
Posted by: It's a token of respect. Gory gory respect. at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (TbWk/)
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*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner
That's barbaric, man! No, seriously, it's wrong and, and such a waste. If I were a crow, and had access to other birds' unguarded young chicks, why, there's all sorts of possibilities...
the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner
That's barbaric, man! No, seriously, it's wrong and, and such a waste. If I were a crow, and had access to other birds' unguarded young chicks, why, there's all sorts of possibilities...
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (JCZqz)
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Next session the dems will all wear diapers, and on command, all shit their diapers at the same time, in protest.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (c232c)
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The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill
Acceptable, your terms are
Acceptable, your terms are
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (Av6i5)
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>>>*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird
let's not jump to conclusions, the only bird I've seen being aggressive and territorial is a pigeon who chases other birds off the food.
the crow killed the little bird
let's not jump to conclusions, the only bird I've seen being aggressive and territorial is a pigeon who chases other birds off the food.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
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Copperhead Democrats never went extinct.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (dxtDq)
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Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
A Crow on the Orient Express.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
A Crow on the Orient Express.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (iNUL3)
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We could heat half of Siberia with the warmth of joy generated from reading the despondency of the Retardos of Redditt.
LOLGF, losers.
LOLGF, losers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (MtSIY)
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Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
and this is why i almost exclusively avoid that place. there's 3 or 4 subs i visit because somehow they've managed to keep overt politics out of it.
somehow.
but i'm waiting for the commie fucksticks to ruin that as well, because you can't ever be left in peace to think of anything NOT related to them
and this is why i almost exclusively avoid that place. there's 3 or 4 subs i visit because somehow they've managed to keep overt politics out of it.
somehow.
but i'm waiting for the commie fucksticks to ruin that as well, because you can't ever be left in peace to think of anything NOT related to them
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (578V/)
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The One Commandment was a total flop. Not even Heston could save it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)
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let's not jump to conclusions, the only bird I've seen being aggressive and territorial is a pigeon who chases other birds off the food.
There is a complete lack of penguins and ostriches in NoVa. Did you think that was by happenstance?
There is a complete lack of penguins and ostriches in NoVa. Did you think that was by happenstance?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
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New York Times - Holdomor diet camps.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (dxtDq)
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Do not setting fires and attacking law enforcement constitute... (*lends ear to whispering flunky*)... insurrection?
Do not setting fires and attacking law enforcement constitute... (*lends ear to whispering flunky*)... insurrection?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (HdYcL)
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They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
Posted by: Josephistan at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (EvkmH
Yeah but in a big game of red Rover, they all switched sides. 1972, I believe. 🤣
Posted by: Josephistan at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (EvkmH
Yeah but in a big game of red Rover, they all switched sides. 1972, I believe. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (OoFl2)
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33 How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Now do everyone who has ever voted Republican in any blue state.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
Those messages are from r/TheBulwark, so they probably wouldn't see the issue lol.
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They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
Posted by: Josephistan
But, but, that was before the parties switched!!!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Now do everyone who has ever voted Republican in any blue state.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
Those messages are from r/TheBulwark, so they probably wouldn't see the issue lol.
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They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
Posted by: Josephistan
But, but, that was before the parties switched!!!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:21 PM (JCZqz)
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I've got a great idea for a new sitcom entitled "Malcolm In The MIddle Of Gay Sex" starring Eric Swallowswell, Adam Schitt, Hakeem Jeffries, Spartacus Booker, James Talerico, Chuck U. Schumer, Ed Buck, and dozens of dead black teenaged boys buried under floorboards.
It'll be To Die For!
It'll be To Die For!
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:21 PM (7Wb7n)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
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I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma,
I could not possibly give less of a fuck after you telling me this.
I could not possibly give less of a fuck after you telling me this.
Posted by: The worst AWFL is an old AWFL at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)
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let's not jump to conclusions, the only bird I've seen being aggressive and territorial is a pigeon who chases other birds off the food.
Posted by: ace
The battles between the gulls and the pigeons on the grinder by the chow-hall at San Diego boot camp were epic.
Posted by: ace
The battles between the gulls and the pigeons on the grinder by the chow-hall at San Diego boot camp were epic.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)
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you have pigeons?!?! shoot the things
unless they are tagged. I actually get trained pigeons now and again.
unless they are tagged. I actually get trained pigeons now and again.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (j+aD2)
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Obsolete farm tools go wild.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (7Wb7n)
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FINALLY we have Republicans willing to fight back.
When was the last time the GOP House Speaker stripped committee assignments from a Democrat?
When was the last time the GOP House Speaker stripped committee assignments from a Democrat?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (4KUe5)
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48 32 Ace:
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts."
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
"I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.)
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5)
Like a cat dropping a dead mouse on your doorstep.
Posted by: It's a token of respect. Gory gory respect. at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (TbWk/)
Back in the day, my cat did dead baby moles. That was the last cat I had who was ever an outdoor cat, b/c she didn't stop til she'd killed the whole little of the pregnant mole hiding under the deck of our neighbor...then she moved on to birds.
You know it's a cat if it's bloodless. At least my little black cat (who wasn't more than 6.5 lbs) had the whole "break their neck" thing with the mouth down pat...
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts."
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
"I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.)
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5)
Like a cat dropping a dead mouse on your doorstep.
Posted by: It's a token of respect. Gory gory respect. at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (TbWk/)
Back in the day, my cat did dead baby moles. That was the last cat I had who was ever an outdoor cat, b/c she didn't stop til she'd killed the whole little of the pregnant mole hiding under the deck of our neighbor...then she moved on to birds.
You know it's a cat if it's bloodless. At least my little black cat (who wasn't more than 6.5 lbs) had the whole "break their neck" thing with the mouth down pat...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL)
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little = litter. damn fingers
Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL)
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it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you above me being a Conservative in California.
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you above me being a Conservative in California.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (1uJ2S)
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@55
>>huh. i hope not.
Crows are opportunistic and omnivorous, if they can fit it down their gullet, down it goes.
>>huh. i hope not.
Crows are opportunistic and omnivorous, if they can fit it down their gullet, down it goes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (XV/Pl)
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58 We could heat half of Siberia with the warmth of joy generated from reading the despondency of the Retardos of Redditt.
LOLGF, losers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
We may achieve cold fusion if Dems don't retake the House in the midterms lol. Here in Iowa, they are VERY excited at their chances to win the governorship. If they fail, the meltdown will rival Chernobyl.
LOLGF, losers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
We may achieve cold fusion if Dems don't retake the House in the midterms lol. Here in Iowa, they are VERY excited at their chances to win the governorship. If they fail, the meltdown will rival Chernobyl.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (JCZqz)
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76 it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you above me being a Conservative in California.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (1uJ2S)
Amen
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you above me being a Conservative in California.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (1uJ2S)
Amen
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (yKHCV)
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I see crows regularly chase hawks at the nearby park. They try to harass the bald eagles, but the eagles ignore them.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (4KUe5)
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@0hour1
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
Aww, she'll have to write her panty-dropping fantasy fanfics on AO3 like the rest of us plebs.
She needs to be counter sued.
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
Aww, she'll have to write her panty-dropping fantasy fanfics on AO3 like the rest of us plebs.
She needs to be counter sued.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (gKWVE)
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Do da, do da.
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (wvc0i)
83
Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
One Thing I Hate About You
The Fighting Temptation
A Fist With One Dollar
For One Dollar More
The Magnificent One
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
One Thing I Hate About You
The Fighting Temptation
A Fist With One Dollar
For One Dollar More
The Magnificent One
Posted by: Close enough at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (TbWk/)
84
The swans in our backyard cygnets are hatching. But crows are just as nice.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (wBaIH)
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Feed a crow KABOOM! and he'll pout about it the rest of his life.
Feed a crow KABOOM! and he'll pout about it the rest of his life.
Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (Y8DZL)
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sparrows are a nuisance and are not native to this continent
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (GD0B3)
african or european?
seriously, it's like i don't know you guys anymore.....
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (GD0B3)
african or european?
seriously, it's like i don't know you guys anymore.....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (578V/)
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They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
Posted by: Josephistan
========
Also poor history. A lot of the Southern planter aristocracy was wiped out by the war either directly or via finances--big plantations were often taken over by rich Northerners (aka carpet baggers) by tax sales, owing debts but losing their collateral which were slaves, and other strategies. Same for scalawags. Not saying it was not justified but the ACW ruined Southern aristocratic planter class in general to the extent it became a cliche. The current crop of Southern GOP types arose from corporations in the 1950's and 1960's and defense/government spending boom from the 1940s to 1970's.
During the Reconstruction, a lot of history was made and it was not pretty in the defeated South.
Had occasion to read contemporary accounts of GA and South Carolina during Reconstruction because of a research project into state constitutions. States in the South had to revise their constitutions under federal mandate for readmission to the Union.
As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences.
Posted by: Josephistan
========
Also poor history. A lot of the Southern planter aristocracy was wiped out by the war either directly or via finances--big plantations were often taken over by rich Northerners (aka carpet baggers) by tax sales, owing debts but losing their collateral which were slaves, and other strategies. Same for scalawags. Not saying it was not justified but the ACW ruined Southern aristocratic planter class in general to the extent it became a cliche. The current crop of Southern GOP types arose from corporations in the 1950's and 1960's and defense/government spending boom from the 1940s to 1970's.
During the Reconstruction, a lot of history was made and it was not pretty in the defeated South.
Had occasion to read contemporary accounts of GA and South Carolina during Reconstruction because of a research project into state constitutions. States in the South had to revise their constitutions under federal mandate for readmission to the Union.
As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)
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"It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine."
The "gangsta" rappers did the same thing. They were all rapping about how badass they are, waving guns and gang signs around, often getting into fights (and then hiding behind bodyguards), and being hypersentive about being "dissed."
Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
The "gangsta" rappers did the same thing. They were all rapping about how badass they are, waving guns and gang signs around, often getting into fights (and then hiding behind bodyguards), and being hypersentive about being "dissed."
Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (dxtDq)
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@88
>>Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
Except Biggie Smalls, he was the real deal.
>>Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
Except Biggie Smalls, he was the real deal.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (XV/Pl)
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the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3)
It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it. Damn things are carnivores.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3)
It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it. Damn things are carnivores.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (k9OZB)
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I saw the Weedy Little Black Shrimpdick Manlets open for the Divine Comedy at Shepherd's Bush Empire in '90.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (7Wb7n)
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birding reminds me of when I kept fish in aquariums
you just get used to the deaths. the many, awful deaths
who knows what happened to that baby! try not to think about it
I do get mad at the dogs - they will kill baby birds and then just leave them around. it's annoying. possibly they wanted the eggs and were pissed they had grown up too much?
you just get used to the deaths. the many, awful deaths
who knows what happened to that baby! try not to think about it
I do get mad at the dogs - they will kill baby birds and then just leave them around. it's annoying. possibly they wanted the eggs and were pissed they had grown up too much?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2)
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81 @0hour1
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (yKHCV)
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Our Prince was granted dominion over this world. You've not heard the last of us!
Posted by: The DNC at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (Pu/zx)
96
Bo Derek was hot in that 70s movie, One.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (J4Dwc)
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Are there no smoking signs?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (+Vmst)
98
Soft bigotry of low expectations. That may be the most intelligent phase Dubya ever uttered. Its nearly insane how many black folks think that low level assualt is perfectly socially acceptable; but decades of LBJs policy to destroy poorer families (and LBJ was aiming at blacks) and then pretend 'caring' liberals telling schools and LEO they can't punish black youths for 'minor level crime' and here we are.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (PV+Zw)
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O/T: Supreme Court overturns Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions; orders new trial
This is the lawyer from a very prestigious family in SC that was convicted of killing his wife and son. He's one shady dude, to say the least.
https://tinyurl.com/2sk5kzz4
This is the lawyer from a very prestigious family in SC that was convicted of killing his wife and son. He's one shady dude, to say the least.
https://tinyurl.com/2sk5kzz4
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (qBdHI)
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. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
Not the slavery itself though, huh?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
Not the slavery itself though, huh?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (QV+TG)
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Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
One Thing I Hate About You
The Fighting Temptation
A Fist With One Dollar
For One Dollar More
The Magnificent One
Posted by: Close enough at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (TbWk/)
Star War
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
One Thing I Hate About You
The Fighting Temptation
A Fist With One Dollar
For One Dollar More
The Magnificent One
Posted by: Close enough at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (TbWk/)
Star War
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (578V/)
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Speaking of assholes . . .
Mississippi's governor cancels special session for redistricting; other southern states slow-roll changes
Mississippi's governor cancels special session for redistricting; other southern states slow-roll changes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (ndZc7)
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Things were great in this country until Bush assassinated JFK and Nixon re-established slavery.
Things were great in this country until Bush assassinated JFK and Nixon re-established slavery.
Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL)
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"included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement."
That is true insurrection not a minor and peaceful protest that happened on J6 where the only violence was corrupt immigrant police killing and attacking peaceful protestors.
I hope Tennessee bring charges and give all the democraps the J6 treatment to the treacherous donks.
That is true insurrection not a minor and peaceful protest that happened on J6 where the only violence was corrupt immigrant police killing and attacking peaceful protestors.
I hope Tennessee bring charges and give all the democraps the J6 treatment to the treacherous donks.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (xvV+O)
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91 the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3)
It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it. Damn things are carnivores.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
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They are simply smaller scaled flying dinosaurs for the modern era.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3)
It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it. Damn things are carnivores.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
=======
They are simply smaller scaled flying dinosaurs for the modern era.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)
106
A whiff of grapeshot would stop this.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (Ta2SI)
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93 birding reminds me of when I kept fish in aquariums
you just get used to the deaths. the many, awful deaths
who knows what happened to that baby! try not to think about it
I do get mad at the dogs - they will kill baby birds and then just leave them around. it's annoying. possibly they wanted the eggs and were pissed they had grown up too much?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2)
Nah, it's the hunt. It's the play time. They don't want the killed animals for food. The food you feed them is better. My cat never once touched a single thing she killed to eat. They just got left on our front porch as presents she would purr about and then show us before walking in.
you just get used to the deaths. the many, awful deaths
who knows what happened to that baby! try not to think about it
I do get mad at the dogs - they will kill baby birds and then just leave them around. it's annoying. possibly they wanted the eggs and were pissed they had grown up too much?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2)
Nah, it's the hunt. It's the play time. They don't want the killed animals for food. The food you feed them is better. My cat never once touched a single thing she killed to eat. They just got left on our front porch as presents she would purr about and then show us before walking in.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (tOcjL)
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Whoever invents a surgery to remove my black half forever without it killing me can have my immortal soul (since I wouldn't be able to pay the over six figures that it would cost).
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (uEmCf)
109
What do you expect? Birds are dinosaurs.
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (wvc0i)
110
Remember when the Karens, wine-drinking grandmas, and panicans were all assured Drumpf was going to lose Iowa bigly in 2024?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (gKWVE)
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94 81 @0hour1
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money
Posted by: It's me donna
Oh God, I'm having flashbacks of the Patriarchy winning! My hippocampus!!! Believe all women!
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money
Posted by: It's me donna
Oh God, I'm having flashbacks of the Patriarchy winning! My hippocampus!!! Believe all women!
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (1uJ2S)
113
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB)
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I looked outside the patio and there was a bird flopping around. And Snowflake is there.
My first thought is to out the bird out of its' misery.
But the cat was kind of in the middle of that. And if I didn't look, this was going down one way or another.
There was half a bird the next day.
My first thought is to out the bird out of its' misery.
But the cat was kind of in the middle of that. And if I didn't look, this was going down one way or another.
There was half a bird the next day.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)
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I love my new adopted home state of TN! Finally left New England 2 years ago - Covid threw my patience over the edge with all the Karens and Darrens up there. Best decision evah - much cheaper to live here.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (np2zX)
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The "gangsta" rappers did the same thing. They were all rapping about how badass they are, waving guns and gang signs around, often getting into fights (and then hiding behind bodyguards), and being hypersentive about being "dissed."
Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
It's how the Democrats continued blackface without anyone even realizing it.
Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
It's how the Democrats continued blackface without anyone even realizing it.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (QV+TG)
118
Apropos of nothing, Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
I like that word apropos.
I like that word apropos.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Ta2SI)
119
Any luck for the other crow-recruitment officers?
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My understanding is that Big Penguin is in the process of Unionizing them.
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My understanding is that Big Penguin is in the process of Unionizing them.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (7Wb7n)
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Crows are a major threat to bald eagle nests and chicks. They will spy an unguarded nest and attack the eggs before the eagles have a chance to chase them away. Even with bald eagle's superior eye sight - they can spot a rabbit 3 miles away, and hunting abilities - grip of 400 PSI, they still lose eggs to crows.
Posted by: runner, naturalist at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Oy/m2)
122
Maybe T Rex had wings and they didn't have bones in them.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (+Vmst)
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Redwing black birds are very aggressive during breeding season. I have been attacked several times while walking by a ditch where they nest — once, the little b@stard few right into the back of my head (body slam!). Other times they dive and then flap their wings against my head, it’s freaky. They attack dogs, other birds, anything that gets too close.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (4KUe5)
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Note well GA and NC:
They will react the same when you move to redistrict.
None of your bullshit excuses and forbearance now will buy you a scintilla of goodwill.
Ever.
So, you can sacrifice your career for assholes who will hate you no matter what.
Or you can save it by doing the will of those that vote for you.
Your choice.
They will react the same when you move to redistrict.
None of your bullshit excuses and forbearance now will buy you a scintilla of goodwill.
Ever.
So, you can sacrifice your career for assholes who will hate you no matter what.
Or you can save it by doing the will of those that vote for you.
Your choice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (MtSIY)
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Mississippi's governor cancels special session for redistricting; other southern states slow-roll changes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Backdoor chamber of commerce threats on investments and business deals is my guess. The corporations want divided government and don't like threats of unrest from the blacks that will be affected by eliminating the rotten majority minority boroughs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Backdoor chamber of commerce threats on investments and business deals is my guess. The corporations want divided government and don't like threats of unrest from the blacks that will be affected by eliminating the rotten majority minority boroughs.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)
126
Queer Stalin.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (+Vmst)
127
Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Ta2SI)
Isn't he?
- Ukrainian rent boys
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Ta2SI)
Isn't he?
- Ukrainian rent boys
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (iNUL3)
128
NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (RHGPo)
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94 81 @0hour1
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money
Posted by: It's me donna
Oh God, I'm having flashbacks of the Patriarchy winning! My hippocampus!!! Believe all women!
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz)
Bearing False Witness is, in my mind, one of the greatest sins. Because it undermines the very foundations of trust that any peaceful society needs in order to remain peaceful.
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll
May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC
I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money
Posted by: It's me donna
Oh God, I'm having flashbacks of the Patriarchy winning! My hippocampus!!! Believe all women!
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz)
Bearing False Witness is, in my mind, one of the greatest sins. Because it undermines the very foundations of trust that any peaceful society needs in order to remain peaceful.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (Ta2SI)
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113 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge
I believe in you.
Now quit screwing around and get back in the game!
Posted by: Sponge
I believe in you.
Now quit screwing around and get back in the game!
Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)
131
Dial I for Crow
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (1uJ2S)
132
Herr Oberststurmfuhrer Keir Starmer
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (dxtDq)
133
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
huh. i hope not.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
******
You're creating a "cereal" killer!
huh. i hope not.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
******
You're creating a "cereal" killer!
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (NpAcC)
134
Afternoon Ace.
That Pearson yutz looks like a Key and Peele version of what a modern black radical is supposed to be. He's a theater kid Marxist like Mamdani, the Seattle mayor etc, etc , etc
That Pearson yutz looks like a Key and Peele version of what a modern black radical is supposed to be. He's a theater kid Marxist like Mamdani, the Seattle mayor etc, etc , etc
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (gu0hJ)
135
Redwing blackbirds are a nuisance to toupee wearing individuals.
Posted by: runner, naturalist at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo)
137
Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/OssrJOZJbs
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2026
Be better, black community.
Stop putting such trash on pedestals. Jessie Jackson was largely a clown. Al Sharpton is largely a clown. Justin Pearson is a clown.
Be better.
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2026
Be better, black community.
Stop putting such trash on pedestals. Jessie Jackson was largely a clown. Al Sharpton is largely a clown. Justin Pearson is a clown.
Be better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
138
Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
This is about me right?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
This is about me right?
Posted by: Eazy E at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (S+xAM)
139
Great Expectation
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)
140
Bo Derek was hot in that 70s movie, One.
I remember the One where Leonidas yells, "This is Sparta!"
I remember the One where Leonidas yells, "This is Sparta!"
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (T7fic)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (qBdHI)
142
You Get Eggroll
The First Hour
The House With a Clock in its Wall
One Ghost
The First Floor
Miracle on 1st Street
A Wedding and a Funeral
The First Hour
The House With a Clock in its Wall
One Ghost
The First Floor
Miracle on 1st Street
A Wedding and a Funeral
Posted by: YOU BEEN HERE ONE HOUR! at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)
143
Why are there no children's bartending books?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (Kt19C)
144
For whom the bell crow.
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (wvc0i)
145
Ace's crow outreach program seems to follow a template similar to one used by cavemen (or hill people) used to domesticate wolves.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (cWLG3)
146
They want a civil war.
Yup.
They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it.
Stay vigilant.
Yup.
They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it.
Stay vigilant.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB)
147
This all started with Womyn's Suffrage.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (+Vmst)
148
128 NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD
If it's videos of this wife and Harvey Weinstein it's cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: SMOD
If it's videos of this wife and Harvey Weinstein it's cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (Y8DZL)
149
We have a bluebird house (remodeled by The Wifey when we moved in 13 years ago to look similar to our actual home) in front of our front porch swing, and it's been a prolific spring -- four couples & broods thus far (seemingly different, but it's difficult to tell) building nests, laying eggs, feeding the hatchlings, et. al.
Wifey has, but I never have, gotten to see a fledgling fly away before, but now that I'm finally retired, hope to #Soon.
Nature is REALLY amazing ... human nature? Not so much ...
Wifey has, but I never have, gotten to see a fledgling fly away before, but now that I'm finally retired, hope to #Soon.
Nature is REALLY amazing ... human nature? Not so much ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (7Wb7n)
150
🚨 JUST NOW: CIA whistleblower confirms under oath that Dr. Anthony Fauci "INJECTED" himself into the intelligence community when they were about to confirm that COVID came from the Wuhan Lab
Then it "changed." Imagine that.
"He injected himself into the IC."
"As of August [2021] the CIA was considering calling this a lab leak."
"That changed [days later]."
"We have no idea why that changed."
Fauci interfered! It's clear as day.
Then it "changed." Imagine that.
"He injected himself into the IC."
"As of August [2021] the CIA was considering calling this a lab leak."
"That changed [days later]."
"We have no idea why that changed."
Fauci interfered! It's clear as day.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (RHGPo)
151
110 Remember when the Karens, wine-drinking grandmas, and panicans were all assured Drumpf was going to lose Iowa bigly in 2024?
Posted by: gKWVE
If you've forgotten, it's all condensed into one person in this classic pre/post 2024 election video: https://tinyurl.com/4wnp7tpb
Posted by: gKWVE
If you've forgotten, it's all condensed into one person in this classic pre/post 2024 election video: https://tinyurl.com/4wnp7tpb
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz)
152
137 Be better, black community.
Stop putting such trash on pedestals. Jessie Jackson was largely a clown. Al Sharpton is largely a clown. Justin Pearson is a clown.
Be better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Hashtag NotMyPeople.
Stop putting such trash on pedestals. Jessie Jackson was largely a clown. Al Sharpton is largely a clown. Justin Pearson is a clown.
Be better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Hashtag NotMyPeople.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (uEmCf)
153
It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
154
One Day in May
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
155
I used to have a cat that lived out front who left me gifts, but only leftovers.
https://www.pasteboard.co/s9P9qJ_7LZde.jpg
https://www.pasteboard.co/s9P9qJ_7LZde.jpg
Posted by: Famous Luthier at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Mx+TJ)
156
So the left wants Pratt sanctioned for Deep Fakes?!? The concern with Deep Fakes is that people would use them to attempt to trick someone into thinking an opposing politician did something.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader?
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)
157
Yeah but in a big game of red Rover, they all switched sides. 1972, I believe. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (OoFl2)
Yet they still love FDR and hate Joe McCarthy and honor Robert Byrd.
Then again they also claim Sanger only talked to the KKK about ridding the world of black people because she was being "political".
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (OoFl2)
Yet they still love FDR and hate Joe McCarthy and honor Robert Byrd.
Then again they also claim Sanger only talked to the KKK about ridding the world of black people because she was being "political".
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (QV+TG)
158
NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
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It's eye-watering how much the Democrat Party coddles, pampers, excuses and makes life easier for hardened criminals. Yet to their actual constituents...they give the middle finger.
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It's eye-watering how much the Democrat Party coddles, pampers, excuses and makes life easier for hardened criminals. Yet to their actual constituents...they give the middle finger.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (578V/)
161
Fauci was pardoned by Biden. They are wasting time. Again. How about today's real problems.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (Kt19C)
163
124 Note well GA and NC:
They will react the same when you move to redistrict.
None of your bullshit excuses and forbearance now will buy you a scintilla of goodwill.
Ever.
So, you can sacrifice your career for assholes who will hate you no matter what.
Or you can save it by doing the will of those that vote for you.
Your choice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
There is a pattern, it is consistently the older, more established Country Club aka Bush era types that are stalling in the legislatures. They really want to return to that era. These are the type that have become fat, lazy, and wealthy in over the years by brokering deals, particularly real estate and industrial development and don't want that affected. They don't care about their fellow citizens nor how they have to live. They consider those beneath their perceived social class as trash and don't really care how their poor governance affects them. Socialize the costs, privatize the gains.
Seen it over and over again in Southern politics and while this generation of Southern politicians are not the Southern Democrats of old, they simply took over and adopted the same methods absent the racialist Democrat ethos.
They will react the same when you move to redistrict.
None of your bullshit excuses and forbearance now will buy you a scintilla of goodwill.
Ever.
So, you can sacrifice your career for assholes who will hate you no matter what.
Or you can save it by doing the will of those that vote for you.
Your choice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
There is a pattern, it is consistently the older, more established Country Club aka Bush era types that are stalling in the legislatures. They really want to return to that era. These are the type that have become fat, lazy, and wealthy in over the years by brokering deals, particularly real estate and industrial development and don't want that affected. They don't care about their fellow citizens nor how they have to live. They consider those beneath their perceived social class as trash and don't really care how their poor governance affects them. Socialize the costs, privatize the gains.
Seen it over and over again in Southern politics and while this generation of Southern politicians are not the Southern Democrats of old, they simply took over and adopted the same methods absent the racialist Democrat ethos.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (E4rtv)
164
Could be a Rook.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (+Vmst)
165
[iBREAKING: Notice has just been given to Democrats in the Tennessee House that all members of the Democrat Caucus are being removed from all standing committees and subcommittees as a result of their behavior in the statehouse during the redistricting debates last week, which included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement.
The left has told me over and over again that the protestors killed on J6 deserved it because other people there did things like...push cops.
By J6 standards, TN got just have called out the NG and shot any and all rioters...
The left has told me over and over again that the protestors killed on J6 deserved it because other people there did things like...push cops.
By J6 standards, TN got just have called out the NG and shot any and all rioters...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)
166
Greetings.
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (AvoqE)
167
One Bride for One Brother
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (PSEDc)
168
Appeals court blocks $83 million to E. Jean Carroll amid Trump appeal
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo)
OVERRULED!
Appeals court blocks $83 million to E. Jean Carroll amid Trump appeal
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo)
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
169
They want a civil war.
Yup.
They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it.
Stay vigilant.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB)
--------------
From several years ago and singed into my mind [h/t Mark Andrew Edwards:]
"They hate you and they want you dead. Buy more ammo ..."
Yup.
They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it.
Stay vigilant.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB)
--------------
From several years ago and singed into my mind [h/t Mark Andrew Edwards:]
"They hate you and they want you dead. Buy more ammo ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (7Wb7n)
170
128 NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD
You know you're either terrible with money, or so obscenely rich you don't care, when you buy porn when it's readily available for free.
Posted by: SMOD
You know you're either terrible with money, or so obscenely rich you don't care, when you buy porn when it's readily available for free.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (JCZqz)
171
Apollo 1.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (T7fic)
172
Preemptive pardon to protect him from future prosecutions. So, what are they doing ??
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (GD0B3)
173
Not a crow, but I did watch a regular nondescript bird (bigger than a sparrow, smaller than a robin) sit down on one of the perches on my hummingbird feeder and take a nice long drink while the hummers flitted around like they were pissed off. I elected no to intervene ad the situation resolved. Big birds like sweets too I guesss.
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: 11han 0mar at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape with cum-flavored nicotine.
So cruel, Ace.
So cruel, Ace.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)
176
Hole
Toy
Toy
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (PSEDc)
177
Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/OssrJOZJbs
His little rant ended, but he forgot to say "please clap". It was dead silent.
His little rant ended, but he forgot to say "please clap". It was dead silent.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)
178
Or a Raven.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (+Vmst)
179
153 I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
They'll get beaten to death by the thugs in Da Hood if they don't appear hard enough.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
They'll get beaten to death by the thugs in Da Hood if they don't appear hard enough.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (uEmCf)
180
It's eye-watering how much the Democrat Party coddles, pampers, excuses and makes life easier for hardened criminals. Yet to their actual constituents...they give the middle finger./i]
MA just had some guy walking down one of their busiest roads shooting at cars.
The shooter had been arrested in 2021 for attempting to murder a cop and was already out to now try to kill commuters.
MA just had some guy walking down one of their busiest roads shooting at cars.
The shooter had been arrested in 2021 for attempting to murder a cop and was already out to now try to kill commuters.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)
181
Nature is REALLY amazing ... human nature? Not so much ...
Posted by: ShainS
=======
How are you feeling. Sorry to hear of your snake bite issue yesterday.
Posted by: ShainS
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How are you feeling. Sorry to hear of your snake bite issue yesterday.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)
182
I confess I'm too lazy or distracted to work out what the Carroll lawsuit was about. Was it that she sued him for defamation for denying he raped her? Sounds very obscure.
I confess I'm too lazy or distracted to work out what the Carroll lawsuit was about. Was it that she sued him for defamation for denying he raped her? Sounds very obscure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Really reaching here... at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)
185
Yup.
They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it.
Stayvigilant armed.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB)
Corrected for the common good.
They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it.
Stay
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB)
Corrected for the common good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
186
156 So the left wants Pratt sanctioned for Deep Fakes?!? The concern with Deep Fakes is that people would use them to attempt to trick someone into thinking an opposing politician did something.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)
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You mean the obviously AI-generated videos? Do they really think people will believe he got Mayor Bass to wear clown makeup and Newsom to dress up like a king?
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)
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You mean the obviously AI-generated videos? Do they really think people will believe he got Mayor Bass to wear clown makeup and Newsom to dress up like a king?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (cWLG3)
187
Crows are smart. And they will follow you. And they communicate information to future generations. Let it come to you. It will or will not happen. Sometimes a big factor is proximity, - where they nest and have babies.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (D1E+2)
188
The Godbachelor
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (QV+TG)
189
Why would Fucky need a pardon? What did he do?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (+Vmst)
190
Jason and the Argonaut
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
191
The truth is, I want to be allowed to hate these fuckers as much as you do, without it getting thrown back in my face that they're "My People" and that I'm "Just Like Them".
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf)
192
Obama was the high water mark for our dark skinned friends, politically.
They just don't have the clout anymore. No one cares about them, least of all Democrats.
They just don't have the clout anymore. No one cares about them, least of all Democrats.
Posted by: MJ at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (XOmY9)
193
The Magnificent One
Ocean's One
Ocean's One
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (T7fic)
194
The One Commandment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (ndZc7)
195
And, of course, A Dalmatian
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (T7fic)
196
The President's Man
One Day in Peking
Little Woman
The Voyage of Sinbad
Of a Mouse and a Man
The Grape of Wrath
One Day in Peking
Little Woman
The Voyage of Sinbad
Of a Mouse and a Man
The Grape of Wrath
Posted by: goatexchange at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (xHuLt)
197
You mean the obviously AI-generated videos? Do they really think people will believe he got Mayor Bass to wear clown makeup and Newsom to dress up like a king?
Well, they're Democrats, so YEAH.
Well, they're Democrats, so YEAH.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)
198
Radical Communist lawyer Marc Elias appears to believe that Democrats do not need to stop at simply sacking and packing the Virginia Supreme Court in response to the adverse ruling on the radical gerrymandering plan. Elias reminded Democrats that they could eliminate the entire Virginia government under the state constitution.
The demand for radical action was prompted by the Virginia justices, including one appointed by then-Democratic governor Mark Warner, who found the Democratic effort unconstitutional. It does not matter that leading Democrats, including Gov. Abigail Spanberger, also believed that the Democrats could be found in violation of the state constitution in pushing forward with the controversial effort to virtually extinguished Republican representation in the purple state.
The demand for radical action was prompted by the Virginia justices, including one appointed by then-Democratic governor Mark Warner, who found the Democratic effort unconstitutional. It does not matter that leading Democrats, including Gov. Abigail Spanberger, also believed that the Democrats could be found in violation of the state constitution in pushing forward with the controversial effort to virtually extinguished Republican representation in the purple state.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (RHGPo)
199
It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
__
The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
__
The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
200
"It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape with cum-flavored nicotine."
I just usually settle for Blueberry Lemon. But that's just me.
I just usually settle for Blueberry Lemon. But that's just me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)
201
2021: Only a racist liar would claim COVID came from the Wuhan lab
2022: Overwhelming evidence says COVID is naturally occurring
2023: Most evidence says COVID is naturally occurring
2024: So the lab leak theory is just a theory
2025: COVID? I don't recall a think called COVID do you?
2026: HANTAVIRUS WILL KILL US ALL
2022: Overwhelming evidence says COVID is naturally occurring
2023: Most evidence says COVID is naturally occurring
2024: So the lab leak theory is just a theory
2025: COVID? I don't recall a think called COVID do you?
2026: HANTAVIRUS WILL KILL US ALL
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
202
Attack of the One-Foot Woman.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)
203
They'll get beaten to death by the thugs in Da Hood if they don't appear hard enough.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (uEmCf)
Because boyz in da hood are always hard.
They'll get beaten to death by the thugs in Da Hood if they don't appear hard enough.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (uEmCf)
Because boyz in da hood are always hard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (HdYcL)
205
It's eye-watering how much the Democrat Party coddles, pampers, excuses and makes life easier for hardened criminals. Yet to their actual constituents...they give the middle finger.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)
And the constituents shrug and re-elect them.
I my city the roads are crumbling. Traffic has become a nightmare. Crime is increasing. Homelessness which used to be almost non-existent 5 years ago is now a thing.
So of course the people revolted and kicked out all local Democrat politicians right? Of course not. Every single city council member along with the mayor was easily re-elected last year.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)
And the constituents shrug and re-elect them.
I my city the roads are crumbling. Traffic has become a nightmare. Crime is increasing. Homelessness which used to be almost non-existent 5 years ago is now a thing.
So of course the people revolted and kicked out all local Democrat politicians right? Of course not. Every single city council member along with the mayor was easily re-elected last year.
Posted by: Eazy E at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (S+xAM)
206
The Shawshank Injustice
I don't think I'm doing this right, but honestly I don't get it. Was the person who invented this game engagement farming?
I don't think I'm doing this right, but honestly I don't get it. Was the person who invented this game engagement farming?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (QV+TG)
207
"How are you? Any luck for the other crow-recruitment officers?"
After thirty seven days in the tree with a feather boa and a box of THC gummies, the crows have finally begun to accept me as one of our own. The dominant female, who I have named Sojourner, has begun to preen my feathers and groom me in the evenings, as long as I provide the gummies.
On day 15, I found ants in the gummies. The crows were indifferent to the ants, and demanded their daily pay. The ants formed a tiny jam band and left on Summer Tour.
After thirty seven days in the tree with a feather boa and a box of THC gummies, the crows have finally begun to accept me as one of our own. The dominant female, who I have named Sojourner, has begun to preen my feathers and groom me in the evenings, as long as I provide the gummies.
On day 15, I found ants in the gummies. The crows were indifferent to the ants, and demanded their daily pay. The ants formed a tiny jam band and left on Summer Tour.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (w/O5Q)
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The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
But, Eddie Murphy told me otherwise........
The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
But, Eddie Murphy told me otherwise........
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So the left wants Pratt sanctioned for Deep Fakes?!? The concern with Deep Fakes is that people would use them to attempt to trick someone into thinking an opposing politician did something.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)
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He's just revealing their policy's and its impact in a way everyone understands.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)
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He's just revealing their policy's and its impact in a way everyone understands.
Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (G0vdT)
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191 The truth is, I want to be allowed to hate these fuckers as much as you do, without it getting thrown back in my face that they're "My People" and that I'm "Just Like Them".
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf)
You're one of us, for better or worse...Being a moron/ette is a badge of honor.. Or shame.... Depends on the day...
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf)
You're one of us, for better or worse...Being a moron/ette is a badge of honor.. Or shame.... Depends on the day...
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$7 million for a wheel of fortune? I'd say that about 90% of Lowell high school parents are Democrats, and this is what they get. From the CA Post:
San Francisco parent advocates are furious over what they call an “unvetted and illegal” ethnic studies course that was rammed through without meaningful input — citing divisive lesson plans like a “privilege wheel” that sorts student into an “oppressor/oppressed framework,” according to a legal warning sent to city leaders.
The Friends of Lowell Foundation, which advocates for academic merit at San Francisco’s premier public magnet school Lowell High, blasted a year-long ethnic studies course just permanently adopted by San Francisco Unified School District — making it a requirement for ninth graders.
The scathing letter accuses the San Francisco Board of Education and district leaders of quietly pushing a $7 million, required course for ninth graders called “Voices” that has largely been concealed from concerned parents.
San Francisco parent advocates are furious over what they call an “unvetted and illegal” ethnic studies course that was rammed through without meaningful input — citing divisive lesson plans like a “privilege wheel” that sorts student into an “oppressor/oppressed framework,” according to a legal warning sent to city leaders.
The Friends of Lowell Foundation, which advocates for academic merit at San Francisco’s premier public magnet school Lowell High, blasted a year-long ethnic studies course just permanently adopted by San Francisco Unified School District — making it a requirement for ninth graders.
The scathing letter accuses the San Francisco Board of Education and district leaders of quietly pushing a $7 million, required course for ninth graders called “Voices” that has largely been concealed from concerned parents.
Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y)
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I confess I'm too lazy or distracted to work out what the Carroll lawsuit was about. Was it that she sued him for defamation for denying he raped her? Sounds very obscure.
I think she sued because he didn't rape her. She wanted to be raped but he said "Nah! You're an ugly bitch!". So she sued.
I think.
I think she sued because he didn't rape her. She wanted to be raped but he said "Nah! You're an ugly bitch!". So she sued.
I think.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (Ta2SI)
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2026: HANTAVIRUS WILL KILL US ALL
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
Who is Nancy Pelosi going to tell me to hug THIS time?
2026: HANTAVIRUS WILL KILL US ALL
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
Who is Nancy Pelosi going to tell me to hug THIS time?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (0GbUX)
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One Year BC
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
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Do they really think people will believe he got Mayor Bass to wear clown makeup and Newsom to dress up like a king?
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No they are just reframing something that is currently working against them. The best they can come up with is saying he's the REAL fake and liar.
Sad but what choice do they have. Man's most potent weapon is ridicule. Or words to that effect.
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No they are just reframing something that is currently working against them. The best they can come up with is saying he's the REAL fake and liar.
Sad but what choice do they have. Man's most potent weapon is ridicule. Or words to that effect.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (QV+TG)
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A newly elected Green councillor in Bolton has posted video footage of himself driving a Lamborghini shortly after winning a seat in last week’s local elections. Mohammad Baghdadi Khan, also known as Baggy Khan, shared the video online following his victory in the Halliwell ward of Bolton, Greater Manchester, reports the Daily Mail.
... Simple. Money is green.
... Simple. Money is green.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (RHGPo)
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29 Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
A Crow on the Orient Express.
ISWYDT : -)
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
A Crow on the Orient Express.
ISWYDT : -)
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (/enuJ)
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199 It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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"They hate you and they want you dead. Buy more ammo ..."
Posted by: ShainS
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I would actually argue learn to shoot your weapon under a variety of circumstances and know the law. Training is important to know when and how to shoot. Plus I would recommend people get training in first aid including treating shooting wounds and have supplies on hand.
If ammo buying is getting in the way of that training and resources, then simply stockpiling more ammo means that someone will enjoy that stockpile but not the person buying it.
The time is now to create a security plan for families that includes weather, geologic, power and water disruption, hardening your home's security, and creating bugout bags. And making sure everyone in the household knows their tasks.
Posted by: ShainS
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I would actually argue learn to shoot your weapon under a variety of circumstances and know the law. Training is important to know when and how to shoot. Plus I would recommend people get training in first aid including treating shooting wounds and have supplies on hand.
If ammo buying is getting in the way of that training and resources, then simply stockpiling more ammo means that someone will enjoy that stockpile but not the person buying it.
The time is now to create a security plan for families that includes weather, geologic, power and water disruption, hardening your home's security, and creating bugout bags. And making sure everyone in the household knows their tasks.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)
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Boisterous. Like little children.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)
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if you're trying to attract Crow ...
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Whatever happened to Sheryl Crow? I remember she had a fling (and was briefly engaged to) Lance Armstrong?
One of my favorite lyrics (don't know if she or someone else wrote it) which I frequently cite:
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home --
If you want to reach me, leave me alone!
A change would do you good ..."
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Whatever happened to Sheryl Crow? I remember she had a fling (and was briefly engaged to) Lance Armstrong?
One of my favorite lyrics (don't know if she or someone else wrote it) which I frequently cite:
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home --
If you want to reach me, leave me alone!
A change would do you good ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (7Wb7n)
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I my city the roads are crumbling. Traffic has become a nightmare. Crime is increasing. Homelessness which used to be almost non-existent 5 years ago is now a thing.
In a town near mine someone noted on the town Farcebook page that there is now a homeless encampment near the local Walmart and asked how this could happen.
She had a scold of Karen respond to her to leave those poor people alone.
The question unanswered...why is their a homeless encampment...now. And the reason no one wants to talk about it is because the town's left-squish government is allowing it.
In a town near mine someone noted on the town Farcebook page that there is now a homeless encampment near the local Walmart and asked how this could happen.
She had a scold of Karen respond to her to leave those poor people alone.
The question unanswered...why is their a homeless encampment...now. And the reason no one wants to talk about it is because the town's left-squish government is allowing it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (HdYcL)
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Stay away from rat shit and piss, and remain hanta virus free.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (+Vmst)
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In important news (Little League baseball):
Little had a 2 run in-the-park homer last night (properly scored, no errors contributing), pitched two innings (one of which was K-K-U1, the other of which was 3K), gave up one hit, and one run on a passed ball, despite a close tag attempt at the plate, to close 16-7 in 5.
Little had a 2 run in-the-park homer last night (properly scored, no errors contributing), pitched two innings (one of which was K-K-U1, the other of which was 3K), gave up one hit, and one run on a passed ball, despite a close tag attempt at the plate, to close 16-7 in 5.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)
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Being a moron/ette is a badge of honor.. Or shame.... Depends on the day...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (yKHCV)
You are shamed if you say it's honor and honored if you say it's shame. It's very complicated.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (yKHCV)
You are shamed if you say it's honor and honored if you say it's shame. It's very complicated.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (QV+TG)
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Debbie Does
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (gu0hJ)
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Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
"Hopper" a zany animated pic about a Navy admiral who goes around handing out 300mm pieces of wire.
"Hopper" a zany animated pic about a Navy admiral who goes around handing out 300mm pieces of wire.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)
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I think my crow is mad at me for letting the bird bath dry up for a day.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (UjdFS)
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Oceans 1
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (yKHCV)
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Gunshots have been heard in the Philippine Senate building, Senate authorities said on Wednesday, where a senator wanted by the International Criminal Court has been holed up to resist arrest. [SNIP] Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos insisted the incident was not carried out by government personnel, but rather an apparent shootout between an unidentified armed group and Senate security personnel. Marcos said no government forces attempted to enter the Senate to arrest Senator Ronald Dela Rosa, a longtime ally of former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, who evaded arrest by local investigative unit officers earlier this week.
... Marc Elias was unavailable for comment
... Marc Elias was unavailable for comment
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (RHGPo)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Pshaw. Next you'll tell me that stripper didn't really like me.
Pshaw. Next you'll tell me that stripper didn't really like me.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
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I wonder if someone with a crow-friend got it to fancy wearing a little top hat, if that fashion-sense would be passed to future crow generations?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (cWLG3)
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Oh my gosh- my noon class is full. Guess I should have actually learned a class instead of flying by the seat of my pants like I am about to do. Oops!
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (2N3ca)
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Radical Communist lawyer Marc Elias appears to believe that Democrats do not need to stop at simply sacking and packing the Virginia Supreme Court in response to the adverse ruling on the radical gerrymandering plan. Elias reminded Democrats that they could eliminate the entire Virginia government under the state constitution....
Elias wants no rules except that they win. I like those rules and think we should start playing by the same. THERE. ARE. NO. RULES.
Be careful what you wish for you communist animal.
Elias wants no rules except that they win. I like those rules and think we should start playing by the same. THERE. ARE. NO. RULES.
Be careful what you wish for you communist animal.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Ta2SI)
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Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/OssrJOZJbs
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2026
Seems there should be a black op (pun might be intended) that acquires this guy and drops him off in Niger to see how long he lasts.
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2026
Seems there should be a black op (pun might be intended) that acquires this guy and drops him off in Niger to see how long he lasts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Star War.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (+Vmst)
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The Gun of Navarone.
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Oy/m2)
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Oh my gosh- my noon class is full. Guess I should have actually learned a class instead of flying by the seat of my pants like I am about to do. Oops!
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (2N3ca)
My advise to you is call them fat at every opportunity. Works for me, fat.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (2N3ca)
My advise to you is call them fat at every opportunity. Works for me, fat.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Destroy One Monster
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)
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Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)
Good line on any day
Good line on any day
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (QV+TG)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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Like, the women never have headaches or are too tired.
It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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Like, the women never have headaches or are too tired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (HdYcL)
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A Tale of One City
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (yKHCV)
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A newly elected Green councillor in Bolton has posted video footage of himself driving a Lamborghini shortly after winning a seat in last week’s local elections. Mohammad Baghdadi Khan, also known as Baggy Khan, shared the video online following his victory in the Halliwell ward of Bolton, Greater Manchester, reports the Daily Mail.
I've never met a rich environmentalist that didn't love to live well.
See also all the lefties paying $$$ to see Taylor Swift when she flies into their area or worse...FLYING to go see her aboard.
I've never met a rich environmentalist that didn't love to live well.
See also all the lefties paying $$$ to see Taylor Swift when she flies into their area or worse...FLYING to go see her aboard.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
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191 The truth is, I want to be allowed to hate these fuckers as much as you do, without it getting thrown back in my face that they're "My People" and that I'm "Just Like Them".
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf)
Don't ever let anyone tell you your skin tone requires you to hold reprehensible beliefs, blindly follow progtards, or act in a barbaric and antisocial manner. They aren't your people any more than pasty-white violent chomo Antifa shitbags are mine.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf)
Don't ever let anyone tell you your skin tone requires you to hold reprehensible beliefs, blindly follow progtards, or act in a barbaric and antisocial manner. They aren't your people any more than pasty-white violent chomo Antifa shitbags are mine.
Posted by: A very much white guy at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)
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{i]...I gave him on the first day of attempting to befriend him. He didn't fly away, he just ate the cereal.
Still no gifts.
No gifts?!?!
What are you talking about?
I crap all over your yard. That's free fertilizer for you!
No gifts...sheesh.
You really know how to hurt a Corvus, buddy.
{i]...I gave him on the first day of attempting to befriend him. He didn't fly away, he just ate the cereal.
Still no gifts.
No gifts?!?!
What are you talking about?
I crap all over your yard. That's free fertilizer for you!
No gifts...sheesh.
You really know how to hurt a Corvus, buddy.
Posted by: The Crow at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (iJfKG)
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@212
>>I think.
This stems from the lawsuit Carroll filed against Trump saying that him proclaiming his innocence after the first bulls*t verdict constituted slander.
>>I think.
This stems from the lawsuit Carroll filed against Trump saying that him proclaiming his innocence after the first bulls*t verdict constituted slander.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)
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The baby bird might have been a gift, just sayin'.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (Vvh2V)
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The left wants Pratt sanctioned for being effective.
Bass and Nithya whatever have pulled out of the next debate. When they can’t win, they change the rules.
Bass and Nithya whatever have pulled out of the next debate. When they can’t win, they change the rules.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5)
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Energy Secretary Chris Wright warned Wednesday that Iran is “frighteningly close” to developing weapons-grade enriched uranium.Speaking to lawmakers on the Senate Armed Services Committee, Wright stressed that Iran’s enriched uranium, which President Trump is deadset on confiscating, puts the regime just weeks away from the threshold needed to get a nuke.“They are a small number of weeks away to enrich that to weapons-grade uranium. There’s still a weaponization process that happens after that, but they’re quite close,” he told the Senate Armed Services Committee.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (RHGPo)
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And the constituents shrug and re-elect them.
Posted by: Eazy E
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And you assume that ballots equal voters. There is a reason that voter fraud is rife in urban areas and that is from vote harvesting and outright cheating. That is what the rotten borough system has created. Pestilent fraudulent urban governments that do not have legitimate elections and have not had them for decades. Mostly with Republican acquiescence to avoid unrest from what are essentially Democrat mobs and Democrat mafiosi running these places.
Posted by: Eazy E
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And you assume that ballots equal voters. There is a reason that voter fraud is rife in urban areas and that is from vote harvesting and outright cheating. That is what the rotten borough system has created. Pestilent fraudulent urban governments that do not have legitimate elections and have not had them for decades. Mostly with Republican acquiescence to avoid unrest from what are essentially Democrat mobs and Democrat mafiosi running these places.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
I have to say my brief career as a pizza delivery guy was way more boring then I thought.
Even in the few cases where a female caller ordered a pie with extra pepperoni she just literally wanted more toppings on her pizza and was NOT wearing just a towel when I got there.
I have to say my brief career as a pizza delivery guy was way more boring then I thought.
Even in the few cases where a female caller ordered a pie with extra pepperoni she just literally wanted more toppings on her pizza and was NOT wearing just a towel when I got there.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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Like, the women never have headaches or are too tired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (HdYcL)
And they're enthusiastically participating in the proceedings. Talk about setting unattainable expectations.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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Like, the women never have headaches or are too tired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (HdYcL)
And they're enthusiastically participating in the proceedings. Talk about setting unattainable expectations.
Posted by: Totally unrealistic at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (TbWk/)
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Maybe a pigeon -- I see them being pretty territorial with the other birds. One pigeon just sits his fat ass down in the feeding tray to claim ownership of the seeds and nuts.
Pigeon is asshoe.
Pigeon is asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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Apropos of nothing, Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
I like that word apropos.
Posted by: Chairborne!
A lot of Brits are doing that.
I like that word apropos.
Posted by: Chairborne!
A lot of Brits are doing that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iuYSs)
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I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
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It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
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The Hitchcock classic: The Bird
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (qR48U)
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260 Apropos of nothing, Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
I like that word apropos.
Posted by: Chairborne!
A lot of Brits are doing that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iuYSs)
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Can he just call the snap election, please?
For the lulz.
I like that word apropos.
Posted by: Chairborne!
A lot of Brits are doing that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iuYSs)
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Can he just call the snap election, please?
For the lulz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (rJ5No)
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Even in the few cases where a female caller ordered a pie with extra pepperoni she just literally wanted more toppings on her pizza and was NOT wearing just a towel when I got there.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
Ah, there was your mistake. It's the ones who order extra sausage that are all freaky.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
Ah, there was your mistake. It's the ones who order extra sausage that are all freaky.
Posted by: So I've heard. From pron. at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (TbWk/)
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myth propagated by ... "
It's twu, it's twu!
Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)
Wait a minute.....
It's twu, it's twu!
Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)
Wait a minute.....
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (QV+TG)
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They aren't your people any more than pasty-white violent chomo Antifa shitbags are mine.
For those who were wondering:
"Chomo" is a derogatory slang term, predominantly used in U.S. prisons, as a portmanteau for "child molester". It is used to label inmates convicted of sex crimes involving minors, often subjecting them to harassment or discrimination within the prison system
For those who were wondering:
"Chomo" is a derogatory slang term, predominantly used in U.S. prisons, as a portmanteau for "child molester". It is used to label inmates convicted of sex crimes involving minors, often subjecting them to harassment or discrimination within the prison system
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)
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A Crow on the Orient Express.
That is a clever thread-winner.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (T7fic)
*preens*
That is a clever thread-winner.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (T7fic)
*preens*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (iNUL3)
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have we done Star War yet?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (QV+TG)
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And you assume that ballots equal voters. There is a reason that voter fraud is rife in urban areas and that is from vote harvesting and outright cheating. That is what the rotten borough system has created. Pestilent fraudulent urban governments that do not have legitimate elections and have not had them for decades. Mostly with Republican acquiescence to avoid unrest from what are essentially Democrat mobs and Democrat mafiosi running these places.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)
Black districts are predominantly Democrat because blacks aren't really ever required to vote. Their ballets are automatic.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)
Black districts are predominantly Democrat because blacks aren't really ever required to vote. Their ballets are automatic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf)
You don't have to. That's forced on all of you. I don't feel the slightest reason to claim Ted Bundy, Charles Manson or Bill Clinton.
You don't have to. That's forced on all of you. I don't feel the slightest reason to claim Ted Bundy, Charles Manson or Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Vvh2V)
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Plus I would recommend people get training in first aid including treating shooting wounds and have supplies on hand.
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+1
We became serious preppers during the 2020 Summer of Love, Burning, Looting, and Murdering -- and took a "Stop The Bleed" class. Also have IFAKs (Individual First Aid Kits) in our home and vehicles.
Tried to organize a Neighborhood Preparedness Group (NPG) back then, but virtually none of our nearby neighbors interested -- despite the vast majority of our neighbors being conservative and retired (several military veterans). We did eventually organize a city-wide Preparedness Team, got our ham radio licenses, and have been doing weekly radio check-ins since.
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+1
We became serious preppers during the 2020 Summer of Love, Burning, Looting, and Murdering -- and took a "Stop The Bleed" class. Also have IFAKs (Individual First Aid Kits) in our home and vehicles.
Tried to organize a Neighborhood Preparedness Group (NPG) back then, but virtually none of our nearby neighbors interested -- despite the vast majority of our neighbors being conservative and retired (several military veterans). We did eventually organize a city-wide Preparedness Team, got our ham radio licenses, and have been doing weekly radio check-ins since.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (7Wb7n)
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AOC: What is extremely disturbing about what has happened in Virginia is this court overturned the will of three million Virginians. They can say what they want about the ballot initiative, but they explicitly chose to issue this ruling after the election happened. They had all the time in the world to issue an opinion or an injunction before allowing this election to happen. They did not overturn a map—they overturned an election. It is the power of the American people that should be the ultimate check on all three branches.
The court’s ability to overturn an election that was clear in its result should be something that is called into question.
Physics Geek @physicsgeek
Nice bullshit talking point. The Democrats explicitly requested SCOVA wait until after the vote to issue its ruling.
... just who does she think she is ... definitely not a resident of Virginia
The court’s ability to overturn an election that was clear in its result should be something that is called into question.
Physics Geek @physicsgeek
Nice bullshit talking point. The Democrats explicitly requested SCOVA wait until after the vote to issue its ruling.
... just who does she think she is ... definitely not a resident of Virginia
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
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269
The Matrick
I'm trying my damndest to work with this here. I really am.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (QV+TG)
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The Matrix 2 not being called The Matrices was a real missed opportunity.
The Matrick
I'm trying my damndest to work with this here. I really am.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (QV+TG)
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The Matrix 2 not being called The Matrices was a real missed opportunity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (rJ5No)
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Well, this is still insane and not really a win-
"The court granted Trump’s request to pause that ruling, citing no objection from Carroll so long as Trump agreed to raise the bond by $7.46 million to account for interest that would accrue on her award during further legal proceedings that are expected to extend to the Supreme Court."
“We are pleased that the Second Circuit conditioned the stay on President Trump posting a bond of nearly $100 million,” Carroll’s attorney, Roberta Kaplan, told NBC News in a statement, citing the earlier increase Trump already posted to bring the amount owed to over $91 million prior to Monday’s order."
"The court granted Trump’s request to pause that ruling, citing no objection from Carroll so long as Trump agreed to raise the bond by $7.46 million to account for interest that would accrue on her award during further legal proceedings that are expected to extend to the Supreme Court."
“We are pleased that the Second Circuit conditioned the stay on President Trump posting a bond of nearly $100 million,” Carroll’s attorney, Roberta Kaplan, told NBC News in a statement, citing the earlier increase Trump already posted to bring the amount owed to over $91 million prior to Monday’s order."
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC)
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> Little had a 2 run in-the-park homer last night (properly scored, no errors contributing), pitched two innings (one of which was K-K-U1, the other of which was 3K), gave up one hit, and one run on a passed ball, despite a close tag attempt at the plate, to close 16-7 in 5.
Nice!
My son had a game yesterday too. He got a walk on base, stole second, then scored the winning run.
Nice!
My son had a game yesterday too. He got a walk on base, stole second, then scored the winning run.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N)
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NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD
.......
Did he give them diapers too?
Posted by: SMOD
.......
Did he give them diapers too?
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS)
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Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
*fistbump*
Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Zombie Screech at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
That would have prevented Jim Crow and likely meant the Democrat party would have faded into history.
I don't think the leftist who made the original content understands his own party's history.
That would have prevented Jim Crow and likely meant the Democrat party would have faded into history.
I don't think the leftist who made the original content understands his own party's history.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (psX8/)
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A newly elected Green councillor in Bolton has posted video footage of himself driving a Lamborghini shortly after winning a seat in last week’s local elections. Mohammad Baghdadi Khan, also known as Baggy Khan, shared the video online following his victory in the Halliwell ward of Bolton, Greater Manchester, reports the Daily Mail.
... Simple. Money is green.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (RHGPo)
________
It was a Huracan Spyder. $350k car.
... Simple. Money is green.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (RHGPo)
________
It was a Huracan Spyder. $350k car.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)
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Green Party isn’t about being “green”. It’s the home of Muslims who abandoned Labour. They give less than zero fucks about the environment.
Actually come to think of it? Green is the Muslim color too. So it fits on that level as well.
Actually come to think of it? Green is the Muslim color too. So it fits on that level as well.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (S+xAM)
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One Dog Goes to Heaven
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (HdYcL)
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Once saw a red-tailed hawksnatch a bluejay in midair. One screech from the victim, then silence. Five minutes later, all that was left was feet and feathers.
Another time a merlin was hot on the tail of a fat sparrow. Sparrow flew toward my Vanagon, then went up and over it. The merlin crashed into the side window, knocked out. Went to get my welding gloves and was holding it showing it to my kids. After a couple minutes, his eyes came back into focus, and I released him. Flew off like nothing had happened.
Another time a merlin was hot on the tail of a fat sparrow. Sparrow flew toward my Vanagon, then went up and over it. The merlin crashed into the side window, knocked out. Went to get my welding gloves and was holding it showing it to my kids. After a couple minutes, his eyes came back into focus, and I released him. Flew off like nothing had happened.
Posted by: Raptor Tales From NC at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)
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Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
Posted by: Another Anon
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Se7en Minus S6x
Jaws --> Jaw
Cars --> Car
Posted by: Another Anon
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Se7en Minus S6x
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (NYInA)
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Whatever happened to Sheryl Crow? I remember she had a fling (and was briefly engaged to) Lance Armstrong?
One of my favorite lyrics (don't know if she or someone else wrote it) which I frequently cite:
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home --
If you want to reach me, leave me alone!
A change would do you good ..."
Posted by: ShainS
She is a talented singer but apparently not fantastic enough or came around late enough that her breed of music got pushed aside by cRAP and people like Taylor Swift.
Crow's first breakthrough album relied on session musician friends (later version of the Wrecking Crew) from LA playing on it. Smash hit, but her second album sold less (sophomore slump), and subsequently her career flatlined. People kind of know who she is but remember only her first album hits.
One of my favorite lyrics (don't know if she or someone else wrote it) which I frequently cite:
"Hello it's me, I'm not at home --
If you want to reach me, leave me alone!
A change would do you good ..."
Posted by: ShainS
She is a talented singer but apparently not fantastic enough or came around late enough that her breed of music got pushed aside by cRAP and people like Taylor Swift.
Crow's first breakthrough album relied on session musician friends (later version of the Wrecking Crew) from LA playing on it. Smash hit, but her second album sold less (sophomore slump), and subsequently her career flatlined. People kind of know who she is but remember only her first album hits.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)
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They can say what they want about the ballot initiative, but they explicitly chose to issue this ruling after the election happened. They had all the time in the world to issue an opinion or an injunction before allowing this election to happen.
Is this just cynicism or is she legitimately so bloody stupid that she doesn't know the Dems DEMANDED that the election happen before the court ruled?
Is this just cynicism or is she legitimately so bloody stupid that she doesn't know the Dems DEMANDED that the election happen before the court ruled?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)
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“We are pleased that the Second Circuit conditioned the stay on President Trump posting a bond of nearly $100 million,” Carroll’s attorney, Roberta Kaplan, told NBC News in a statement, citing the earlier increase Trump already posted to bring the amount owed to over $91 million prior to Monday’s order."
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC)
I'm sure the POS freak will eventually get the money... Of all the cases against Trump, that was the worst.....Totally bogus
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC)
I'm sure the POS freak will eventually get the money... Of all the cases against Trump, that was the worst.....Totally bogus
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (yKHCV)
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“They are a small number of weeks away to enrich that to weapons-grade uranium.
And, if I follow the headlines correctly, they're doing it without scientists, a government, money, energy, labs, stockpiles, and centrifuges.
A remarkable people.
And, if I follow the headlines correctly, they're doing it without scientists, a government, money, energy, labs, stockpiles, and centrifuges.
A remarkable people.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (T7fic)
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Pestilent fraudulent urban governments that do not have legitimate elections and have not had them for decades. Mostly with Republican acquiescence to avoid unrest from what are essentially Democrat mobs and Democrat mafiosi running these places.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)
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* Maricopa and Pima Counties have entered the chat along with the McCain Machine RINO Butt-Boys *
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)
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* Maricopa and Pima Counties have entered the chat along with the McCain Machine RINO Butt-Boys *
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (7Wb7n)
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During the Reconstruction, a lot of history was made and it was not pretty in the defeated South.
Had occasion to read contemporary accounts of GA and South Carolina during Reconstruction because of a research project into state constitutions. States in the South had to revise their constitutions under federal mandate for readmission to the Union.
As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)
TX had its 1868 Reconstruction Constitution. That and the Governorship of Edmund J. Davis led to the 1876 Constitution, which is still current.
Had occasion to read contemporary accounts of GA and South Carolina during Reconstruction because of a research project into state constitutions. States in the South had to revise their constitutions under federal mandate for readmission to the Union.
As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)
TX had its 1868 Reconstruction Constitution. That and the Governorship of Edmund J. Davis led to the 1876 Constitution, which is still current.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (ekL79)
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Indemnity
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (QV+TG)
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Radical Communist lawyer Marc Elias appears to believe that Democrats do not need to stop at simply sacking and packing the Virginia Supreme Court in response to the adverse ruling on the radical gerrymandering plan. Elias reminded Democrats that they could eliminate the entire Virginia government under the state constitution.
I'm pretty sure Elie Mystal has recommended similar. That dude is nuts. Here's just a taste of his post-VRA ruling analysis. I think it's from MSNOW, so he was on his BEST behavior: https://tinyurl.com/2vnpxauy
I'm pretty sure Elie Mystal has recommended similar. That dude is nuts. Here's just a taste of his post-VRA ruling analysis. I think it's from MSNOW, so he was on his BEST behavior: https://tinyurl.com/2vnpxauy
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (JCZqz)
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Once saw a red-tailed hawksnatch a bluejay in midair. One screech from the victim, then silence. Five minutes later, all that was left was feet and feathers.
Was sitting outside the other night as the weather was beautiful. My mini Aussie was laying in the grass. A large bird swooped down towards him then rethought his plan after getting close enough to see how big he actually was.
Was sitting outside the other night as the weather was beautiful. My mini Aussie was laying in the grass. A large bird swooped down towards him then rethought his plan after getting close enough to see how big he actually was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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In my own personal experience black men are a little more, uh, gifted down there.
But, you know that's just a few thousand anecdotes so don't take it as a fact.
But, you know that's just a few thousand anecdotes so don't take it as a fact.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
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Alex Soros
@AlexanderSoros
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Proud that @OpenSociety
is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe.
.. hey there .. your grand mother was an antisemitic Jew, so that targeting started at home
@AlexanderSoros
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Proud that @OpenSociety
is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe.
.. hey there .. your grand mother was an antisemitic Jew, so that targeting started at home
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:54 PM (RHGPo)
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Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf.
Which is of course a virtue signaling lie. But that’s who she is.
Which is of course a virtue signaling lie. But that’s who she is.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (S+xAM)
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Tora!
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
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296 Alex Soros
@AlexanderSoros
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Proud that @OpenSociety
is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe.
.. hey there .. your grand mother was an antisemitic Jew, so that targeting started at home
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:54 PM (RHGPo)
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What does the equivalent of a minute of ad time at the Super Bowl do for worldwide messaging on issues?
@AlexanderSoros
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Proud that @OpenSociety
is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe.
.. hey there .. your grand mother was an antisemitic Jew, so that targeting started at home
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:54 PM (RHGPo)
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What does the equivalent of a minute of ad time at the Super Bowl do for worldwide messaging on issues?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (rJ5No)
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I saw RINO Butt Boys open for The Backstreet Boys at The Starplex in '98.
It was a date.......I didn't score.
It was a date.......I didn't score.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ace. Crows hunt by sight, not smell. They have an uncanny ability to recognize objects.
I had a red tail hawk nesting in one of my trees. The crow, who was decent size, got too close.
Red Tail 1
Crow 0
I had a red tail hawk nesting in one of my trees. The crow, who was decent size, got too close.
Red Tail 1
Crow 0
Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (d9i2R)
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It's hard out there for a Nazi collaborator
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (QV+TG)
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My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Can we get little Alex to join us in condemning those that stole Jewish property in 1940s Hungary?
Can we get little Alex to join us in condemning those that stole Jewish property in 1940s Hungary?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)
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302 It's hard out there for a Nazi collaborator
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (QV+TG)
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Better to go full Nazi, according to Maine Democrats.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (QV+TG)
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Better to go full Nazi, according to Maine Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (rJ5No)
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As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences.
Yes, specifically they rewrote their constitutions so Republicans couldn't vote. Regionally, black voters were Republican, so that's who Democrats disenfranchised.
The experience that hurt them so was being out of power, something that still moves Democrats to violence.
Yes, specifically they rewrote their constitutions so Republicans couldn't vote. Regionally, black voters were Republican, so that's who Democrats disenfranchised.
The experience that hurt them so was being out of power, something that still moves Democrats to violence.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (psX8/)
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But, you know that's just a few thousand anecdotes so don't take it as a fact.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
The plural of anecdote is not data, it's slattern.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
The plural of anecdote is not data, it's slattern.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)
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>>It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it.
Was at a wildlife sanctuary a while back, and they had a large cage with 3 birds inside: cardinal, blue jay, and robin. The cardinal & blue jay jousted a bit, but NOBODY took on the robin.
Was at a wildlife sanctuary a while back, and they had a large cage with 3 birds inside: cardinal, blue jay, and robin. The cardinal & blue jay jousted a bit, but NOBODY took on the robin.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (NcvvS)
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@AlexanderSoros
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Proud that @OpenSociety
is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe.
Didn't your dad help send Jews to the gas chambers?
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Proud that @OpenSociety
is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe.
Didn't your dad help send Jews to the gas chambers?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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> Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high.
Do people actually watch porn awards shows? It feels like you've got to really be dedicated to porn to be interested in that sort of thing.
Do people actually watch porn awards shows? It feels like you've got to really be dedicated to porn to be interested in that sort of thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N)
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At Halloween time do not go into a hanta'ed house.
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (I0N4X)
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Soros is fighting Jew hate by helping import millions Jew hating Muslims into the country.
He’s wicked smart like that. Probably went to Harvard and everything.
He’s wicked smart like that. Probably went to Harvard and everything.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (S+xAM)
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George Soros wasn't all bad.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (+Vmst)
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If you got Platner and Soros together in a room how many Seig Heils would they exchange during their discussion?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)
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The baby bird might have been a gift, just sayin'.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
......
My cat would watch me chase gophers unsuccessfully, then when I went outside later there would be a dead one on the back porch by the door.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
......
My cat would watch me chase gophers unsuccessfully, then when I went outside later there would be a dead one on the back porch by the door.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (UjdFS)
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Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf.
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I never really considered how much more destructive women were to the earth than men, but it makes sense when you think about it from this way.
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I never really considered how much more destructive women were to the earth than men, but it makes sense when you think about it from this way.
Posted by: SH at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (sX1BW)
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She is a talented singer but apparently not fantastic enough or came around late enough that her breed of music got pushed aside by cRAP and people like Taylor Swift.
Crow's first breakthrough album relied on session musician friends (later version of the Wrecking Crew) from LA playing on it. Smash hit, but her second album sold less (sophomore slump), and subsequently her career flatlined. People kind of know who she is but remember only her first album hits.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (
“She was born in November 1963, the day Aldous Huxley died…” - Run Baby Run
I had a huge thing for Sheryl Crow. She’s 64 now and is somewhere out there. Probably not making any new music.
Crow's first breakthrough album relied on session musician friends (later version of the Wrecking Crew) from LA playing on it. Smash hit, but her second album sold less (sophomore slump), and subsequently her career flatlined. People kind of know who she is but remember only her first album hits.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (
“She was born in November 1963, the day Aldous Huxley died…” - Run Baby Run
I had a huge thing for Sheryl Crow. She’s 64 now and is somewhere out there. Probably not making any new music.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (ekL79)
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BREAKING: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calls for taxpayer funded teeth for homeless drug addicts
FREE TEETH FOR THE TOOTHLESS
FREE TEETH FOR THE TOOTHLESS
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Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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