Daily Tech News 13 May 2026

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Google's Googlebook is the company's answer to Google's Chromebook. (Tom's Hardware)

It's a laptop running Android.

Which raises the question: Why didn't the Chromebook run Android in the first place?

There are no specs or indeed any hardware information at all; that will be left to Google's partners including Acer, Asus, Dell, HP, and Lenovo.

It might potentially be a good time to be launching a laptop that doesn't need 32GB of RAM to get out of bed - as indicated by the runaway success of Apple's MacBook Neo. And there's a slim chance that at least one of the partner companies won't screw things up.

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TokenSpam. (Tom's Hardware)

These people are literally retarded.

Amazon is requiring its developers to use AI tools to boost productivity. I mean, fair enough up to a point; I use Claude to review code and it catches conceptual issues and pattern mismatches that my IDE can't.

But Amazon is measuring productivity by the amount each developer costs the company on their AI tool usage, with perfectly predictable results.
Microsoft is constructing a new datacenter in Kenya that will - if completed - use half the power of the entire country. (Tom's Hardware)

That's a bit of an overstatement; the number is closer to 40%.
Micron is sampling 256GB DDR5 modules running at 9200MHz. (WCCFTech)

You can't have one.
The EU is cracking down on TikTok and Instagram because they are... Popular. (CNBC)

Honestly, that seems to be it.

Time to cut the cables.

Musical Interlude

There is an official music video of this but it seems to be restricted, so that's a reuploaded version. Just in case, here is the official videoless version as well.

Disclaimer: You got non in my biyori!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE)

3 >>>Google's partners including Acer, Asus, Dell, HP, and Lenovo

In alphabetical order, I noticed.

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:33 AM (6wpGE)

4 from the ONT; lots of tech thread commenters in this list:

Weekly commenter stats for week of 05-10-2026

Top 10 commenters:
1 [490 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Cancer' [69.62 posts/day]
2 [477 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films'
3 [344 comments] 'ShainS '
4 [297 comments] '...'
5 [275 comments] 'Bulg'
6 [274 comments] 'whig'
7 [261 comments] 'FenelonSpoke'
8 [242 comments] 'rickb223 '
9 [239 comments] '18-1'
10 [238 comments] 'Smell the Glove'

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:34 AM (6wpGE)

5 Alphabet-ical even.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 13, 2026 04:34 AM (BLOW1)

6 I have a reeces blizzard in the freezer

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 13, 2026 04:34 AM (jrgJz)

7 (parenthet-ical)

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:37 AM (6wpGE)

8 No idea what she is singing, but it was nice

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)

9 8 No idea what she is singing, but it was nice
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)

agreed

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:43 AM (6wpGE)

10 BOING!

Locked out of X. Dunno why. Solid random password. Cannot get back in. Contacted support. Waiting.

Back from eye exam. Still dilated and contractions every 5 minutes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 04:43 AM (Oj3Pf)

11 may I recommend, for the moment:

https://xcancel.com

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)

12 Willow'd:

242 Hey!
Having been run over by a golf cart once, that joke wasn't all that funny.
Well. Okay. It was. But getting run over was no fun. He'll alcohol wasn't even involved...yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB)

IIRC, Gavin Newsom's wife Jennifer killed her big sister by running her over with a golf cart. But she was a child (6 years old and her sister was and it was ruled an accident, so now she's sympathetic to all the unlucky killers in prison who didn't get away with it like she did. (I wish I was joking.)

Posted by: Simp for the Machine at May 13, 2026 04:46 AM (Sy6m/)

13 * her sister was 8

Posted by: Simp for the Machine at May 13, 2026 04:47 AM (Sy6m/)

14 /off dumb band sock

Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 04:48 AM (Sy6m/)

15 JUST WOW!

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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 04:50 AM (Oj3Pf)

16 I heard Teardrop here the first time. Pixy has posted the video at least twice. I saw a small replica picture of the video today. About 2.5 cm.

I am 57.

Everyone have a lovely day.

Posted by: Fearless on My Breath -- meh no more at May 13, 2026 04:52 AM (RtqEX)

17 I heard Teardrop here the first time.

The Massive Attack song?

Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr. at May 13, 2026 04:55 AM (bnBn1)

18 IIRC, Gavin Newsom's wife Jennifer killed her big sister by running her over with a golf cart. But she was a child (6 years old and her sister was and it was ruled an accident, so now she's sympathetic to all the unlucky killers in prison who didn't get away with it like she did. (I wish I was joking.)
Posted by: Simp for the Machine at May 13, 2026 04:46 AM (Sy6m/)

If it makes her feel better, we can send her to prison.

Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr. at May 13, 2026 04:59 AM (bnBn1)

19 Better hit the road
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0)

20 17 I heard Teardrop here the first time.

The Massive Attack song?
Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr.

Some people claim they have another song, but I don't believe it.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (BLOW1)

21
You too Skip.

Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (3ek7K)

22 Freaky Deeky! Had to update Windows. Now I was able to log back in to X.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (8schn)

23 16 Everyone have a lovely day.
Posted by: Fearless on My Breath -- meh no more at May 13, 2026 04:52 AM (RtqEX)

Will do!

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 05:06 AM (6wpGE)

24 22 Freaky Deeky! Had to update Windows. Now I was able to log back in to X.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (8schn)

Huh! Yay, you!

Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 05:07 AM (6wpGE)

25 Some people claim they have another song, but I don't believe it.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (BLOW1)

Angel is pretty good.

Paradise Circus is good.

But I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you don't know.

Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr. at May 13, 2026 05:07 AM (bnBn1)

26
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2026 05:09 AM (8iYDv)

27 40% of the nation's energy supply?

I can hear the Commies now, "kilowatts for the People!"

And they wouldn't be wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 05:32 AM (2GVsD)

28 A note and an act of kindness helped change a man's life:

https://tinyurl.com/4xkajyb5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 05:33 AM (IeCgc)

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