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Hello foodsters
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 04:01 PM (ISUTu) 2
Food fight
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0) 3
Fud!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 04:03 PM (mCjHU) 4
Frying chicken tenders and made potato salad
Summer showed up finally Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0) 5
Content there was content I tell you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:05 PM (Yypdw) 6
I used to know some hippie types who would pick apples and pears in the late summer and fall. Funded their Deadhead lifestyle.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 04:07 PM (h7ZuX) 7
Got some chicken wings soaking up some BBQ rub and a couple sweet Italian sausages to grill. Using the 0 - 400F method for the wings. Start the smoker, put the wings on then crank it right up to 400F. Will take about 75 minutes from start to finish.
And home made potato salad. But... Bourbon first. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT) 8
CBD eating raw, non-sushi grade tuna reminded me...
Went to a Church reception this week. Did not realize that it's not just that this area of the country can't usually cook, but they also don't understand food safety rules. Never did I think I'd be explaining that deviled eggs and chicken salad can't be made and sitting out at 5pm, when folks weren't gonna even start touching the food til 7:15pm. I never eat at these, but I did tell the kids to stick to the shelf-stable and sweet stuff. They did put the stuff in the fridge when I told them, but you know, I wasn't there for the 2 hours of the rest of prep before the reception...and better safe than sorry... Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:08 PM (tOcjL) 9
Tonight is beer brats, baked beans, a new cucumber salad (jazzing up a new sauce found), and strawberries and blueberries.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:09 PM (tOcjL) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:10 PM (Yypdw) 11
Scampydog's pizza looks delicious!
Raw tuna, not so much. God gave us fire so we don't have to eat raw meat. *stands ground, chooses this hill to die on Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 04:10 PM (h7ZuX) 12
Slow cooking chuck roast in sofrita to make rellenos
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 04:10 PM (z2aPa) 13
Leftover smoked pork ribs do excite me though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:11 PM (Yypdw) 14
I'm cleaning out all the leftovers in the frig for dinner.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 04:13 PM (4NO2D) 15
Slow cooking chuck roast in sofrita to make rellenos
Posted by: Ben Had Sounded good until I read "Sofritas is a vegan, plant-based protein". Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:13 PM (Yypdw) 16
AZ deplorable is a master at making smoked cheeses
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 04:14 PM (z2aPa) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:14 PM (A5RD0) 18
God gave us fire so we don't have to eat raw meat.
*stands ground, chooses this hill to die on Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! But then how will he get his parasites? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:15 PM (Yypdw) 19
When I have a leftover orange like that, I usually slice the pith off and cut the orange in chunks to add to my salad. Delicious and adds a touch of sweetness.
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2026 04:15 PM (afFes) 20
Ain't no such thing a cowboy cornbread chicken.
You'll get rotisserie whole chicken, beans, and cornbread from a cast iron skillet. If you're lucky. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 04:15 PM (D1E+2) 21
But then how will he get his parasites?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:15 PM (Yypdw) Good point. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 04:16 PM (h7ZuX) 22
AZ deplorable, Goya's sofrita cooking sauce.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 04:16 PM (z2aPa) 23
AZ deplorable is a master at making smoked cheeses
Posted by: Ben Had Thank you BH! I tried hard whit cheddar and it didn't take up much flavor. Still good cheese though. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:17 PM (Yypdw) 24
Another sad day for NYC and the NE states in general. Just be apprised that as of now all of your Bagels are third-rate also-rans. Texas, and specifically the DFW area is now the location of the Best Bagels in the World. https://tinyurl.com/mry7f4es Now, go eat your lousy bagels with a schmear of humiliation and sorrow. Texas wins again!!! Posted by: naturalfake at May 17, 2026 04:17 PM (iJfKG) 25
Raw tuna, not so much. God gave us fire so we don't have to eat raw meat.
*stands ground, chooses this hill to die on Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 04:10 PM (h7ZuX) ---------- *fistbump* Fire is what separates us from the animals, I always say. Fire and suspension bridges and modern dentistry, but mostly fire. Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2026 04:17 PM (afFes) 26
10 better safe than sorry...
Posted by: Nova Local Pot lucks don't excite me ether. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:10 PM (Yypdw) I actually like pot lucks I run (lets my kids eat things they wouldn't otherwise eat b/c I don't make them)...and I would have run this, but my kid was in the ceremony prior and couldn't miss that. It helps to give people guidelines and ideas for what's missing...and to keep a list of what's coming that everyone can see...but not to force anyone to bring any one thing... And I label the allergy stuff (with ingredients) so folks know and keep it separate...you'd be amazed how many folks thank you for having an ingredient list. Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:18 PM (tOcjL) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:19 PM (Yypdw) 28
Is cheese smoked by rolling it is a pipe the best way?
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0) 29
Bluebell, yes!
And all those weird little things in the fastener section at the hardware store. Animals have no need of roll pins. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 04:21 PM (h7ZuX) 30
Is cheese smoked by rolling it is a pipe the best way?
Posted by: Skip To intense, and its hard to find Pecan tobacco. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:22 PM (Yypdw) 31
CBD eating raw, non-sushi grade tuna reminded me...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:08 PM (tOcjL) That is absolutely sushi-grade tuna. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:22 PM (iERP6) Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 04:23 PM (3ek7K) 33
I eat tuna from the can.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 04:23 PM (4NO2D) 34
Waaaay too much pith in your orange rind.
No wonder your drinks are shit. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:14 PM (A5RD0) Left Coast hipster wannabe fake mixologists have no standing to criticize. And of course I trim the pith. I have a very thin, very sharp paring knife for the job. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:24 PM (iERP6) 35
I eat tuna from the can. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 04:23 PM (4NO2D) Charley's into assplay?!?! I suppose I should food thread denounce myself. Posted by: naturalfake at May 17, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG) 36
31 CBD eating raw, non-sushi grade tuna reminded me...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:08 PM (tOcjL) That is absolutely sushi-grade tuna. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:22 PM (iERP6) See, you mentioned getting tuna for grilling...that doesn't seem sushi grade... But if this was different, well, my bad... Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:27 PM (tOcjL) 37
I suppose I should food thread denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 17, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG) Yes. You should. One thinks those comments but doesn't actually make them! But I forgive you...it is clearly an addled brain from too many shaken Manhattans. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:27 PM (iERP6) 38
I'm missing the great food we had from one end of Greece to the other. The yogurt here just isn't the same.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 04:27 PM (mCjHU) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2026 04:27 PM (jehhT) 40
😀
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM (CtZTS) 41
Ah, I found some six day old mac-n-cheese with Conecuh sausage in it. This will be my first course.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D) 42
I made carne asada last night for dinner. It's stupidly easy and delicious. Some guac, chips tortillas, salsa, beer. Yum-yum! Posted by: naturalfake at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM (iJfKG) 43
33 I eat tuna from the can.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 04:23 PM (4NO2D) Like beef, tuna can be appreciated in its highest and lowest forms. Some very good lunches come from the can... Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM (tOcjL) 44
I've had cowboy breakfast; throw the bacon in with the beans, toss in the eggs, and you get slimy eggs, and chewy, boiled bacon over a campfire in a cast iron skillet. But you eat it, because you're on a roundup on horseback in the backwoods on the trail.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM (D1E+2) Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM (3ek7K) 46
Mom's Tuna Noodle Casserole with chips on top is the extent of my tuna consumption. Not exactly a favorite.
Posted by: Easy the Elder at May 17, 2026 04:29 PM (aCAX3) 47
44 I've had cowboy breakfast; throw the bacon in with the beans, toss in the eggs, and you get slimy eggs, and chewy, boiled bacon over a campfire in a cast iron skillet. But you eat it, because you're on a roundup on horseback in the backwoods on the trail.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM (D1E+2) This made me laugh...and reminded me of why I don't camp, reason #422... Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:30 PM (tOcjL) 48
See, you mentioned getting tuna for grilling...that doesn't seem sushi grade...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:27 PM (tOcjL) "Sushi-grade" is a marketing term. It means nothing other than, hopefully, very high quality fish. There are several fish stores within an easy drive, and this place is the only one where I will buy tuna to eat raw (or to grill). And that is because it is very high quality. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:30 PM (iERP6) 49
Only fish product I will eat raw without having been frozen for safety is roe.
I have stripped salmon roe out of a flopping fish and spread it on a toasted bagel with cream cheese and horfed it down. Same with an omelette. Stuff with roe, spinach and feta. It’s a fishing boat, so no pickled onions and Kalamata olives. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:31 PM (CtZTS) 50
I've had cowboy breakfast; throw the bacon in with the beans, toss in the eggs, and you get slimy eggs, and chewy, boiled bacon over a campfire in a cast iron skillet. But you eat it, because you're on a roundup on horseback in the backwoods on the trail.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 04:28 PM With just a little effort you could 3/4 cook the bacon and remove it, dump in last night's pintos and make refritos and dump them on the plate, then finish off the bacon and cook the eggs and some corn mush in the bacon fat. You guys need me on that cattle drive. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 04:32 PM (4NO2D) 51
Is cheese smoked by rolling it is a pipe the best way?
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0) The kids use bongs, but the traditional way is in a pipe or in rolling papers. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:32 PM (iERP6) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2026 04:33 PM (jehhT) 53
Never let a calorie go to waste, I say.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 04:33 PM (4NO2D) 54
48 See, you mentioned getting tuna for grilling...that doesn't seem sushi grade...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:27 PM (tOcjL) "Sushi-grade" is a marketing term. It means nothing other than, hopefully, very high quality fish. There are several fish stores within an easy drive, and this place is the only one where I will buy tuna to eat raw (or to grill). And that is because it is very high quality. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:30 PM (iERP6) While the term is unregulated (so, yes, it's abused) it's supposed to refer to the flash freezing done to kill all parasites on the fish so it can be eaten raw. And some other "safety" precautions made. Tuna can be eaten without the flash freezing b/c it's more resistant to the parasites, but...did I mention I made the deviled eggs go back in the fridge? Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 04:35 PM (tOcjL) 55
I have stripped salmon roe out of a flopping fish and spread it on a toasted bagel with cream cheese and horfed it down.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:31 PM (CtZTS) Wow! I'll bet it is delicate because it hasn't been salted to death! Fresh tuna is safe to eat raw. Even fresh salmon is safe to eat raw if the cutter observes carefully for parasites. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:35 PM (iERP6) 56
Steak, green beans, and corn on the cob. Time to eat.
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 04:35 PM (LHPAg) 57
Mom's Tuna Noodle Casserole with chips on top is the extent of my tuna consumption. Not exactly a favorite.
Posted by: Easy the Elder at May 17, 2026 04:29 PM (aCAX3) We were poors growing up, so Mom had to often rely on tuna or, less often, ground beef for our proteins. I grew to loathe tuna casserole. But she kept us fed and healthy. Miss you, Mom. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 17, 2026 04:36 PM (0aYVJ) 58
Hamachi sushi is heaven.
Second only to Alaskan King Salmon. Oregon Kings are a worthy opponent. California rolls made with surimi aren’t fit to be served to the homeless. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:36 PM (CtZTS) 59
I wouldn't eat wild salmon raw that hasn't been frozen, although I will eat farmed. I think farmed is better raw because it is fattier and has a better mouth feel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:38 PM (iERP6) 60
California rolls made with surimi aren’t fit to be served to the homeless.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:36 PM (CtZTS) Ah yes...processed fish-like edible extrusion. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:39 PM (iERP6) 61
Anyone else do that, or am I the only lunatic?
Lunatic, yes. The only one? Not by a long shot. I do that and my wife looks at me like I'm a madman. Doesn't stop me in the least. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 17, 2026 04:39 PM (/HDaX) 62
Doesn't stop me in the least.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 17, 2026 04:39 PM (/HDaX) Yeah...my wife thinks I'm nuts too. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:40 PM (iERP6) 63
>>>You guys need me on that cattle drive.
Posted by: toby928(c) >Maybe. You need to realize these cowboys are barely domesticated, low IQ ranch hands, who don't want to cook for anybody. This ain't the movies. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 04:43 PM (D1E+2) 64
That is a sexy, sexy slab of tuna.
I found a pint of my smoky bacon brisket chili in the fridge. Delicious, and I toasted jalapeño bread to go with it. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2026 04:46 PM (kpS4V) 65
As cooking failures go, I tried to make cornbread using left over corn meal mush, and it came out pretty much as "baked hasty pudding"
Which is not what I wanted. I guess I should follow the recipes Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR) 66
I have a nekkid lemon in my veggie drawer awaiting baked salmon later this week.
Posted by: wcgreen at May 17, 2026 04:48 PM (u5BVN) 67
Texas, and specifically the DFW area is now the location of the Best Bagels in the World.…
Posted by: naturalfake Personally, I think the best bagels are the ones I'm having right now with salmon and cream cheese and capers. Don't know what brand they are, or how they compare with any other bagels in the world, but they're the ones I'm having, so, the best. This is not something I ever had in my beef-and-potatoes Oklahoma upbringing. Chicago native and master chef MiladyJo greatly expanded my culinary experience. Consequently our son and daughter are also excellent cooks. I can scramble an egg or make a turkey and cheese sandwich, but mostly I am happy to benefit from their superior skills. Also those of scientist son-in-law. https://bit.ly/guys-sandwich Posted by: mindful webworker - yum yum eat'm'up at May 17, 2026 04:48 PM (cz4n2) 68
Friends don’t let friends
Eat farmed fish. Nasty. And Atlantic farmed fish is awful crap. Best used as crab bait after sitting in the sun for a week. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:49 PM (wvRsc) 69
Though that tuna looks absolutely wonderful, I am drawn to JC's Turkey Verde stew, it looks delicious!!! And crisping the skin and adding it as a garnish? Genius.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 17, 2026 04:51 PM (3CpER) 70
And of course I trim the pith. I have a very thin, very sharp paring knife for the job.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:24 PM (iERP6 Try using a carrot peeler instead. It saves the extra step of cutting off the pith by paring off paper-thin sheets of orange peel, and you can modify the thickness by how much pressure you use. I mean, it is not as hipstery as using a bespoke tool, but it does work. That is how I cut citrus peel for making marmalade. Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 04:52 PM (rbvCR) 71
Fire is what separates us from the animals, I always say. Fire and suspension bridges and modern dentistry, but mostly fire.
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2026 04:17 PM (afFes) ---- And cutlery. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2026 04:52 PM (kpS4V) 72
Even fresh salmon is safe to eat raw if the cutter observes carefully for parasites.
and has washed his hands after taking a dump Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2026 04:57 PM (8uzBS) 73
And cutlery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2026 04:52 PM A most cromulent Dragnet reference. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 04:58 PM (mCjHU) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:58 PM (Yypdw) 75
Fire is what separates us from the animals, I always say. Fire and suspension bridges and modern dentistry, but mostly fire.
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2026 04:17 PM (afFes) ---- And cutlery. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes And comfy chairs. Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at May 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Ys3WR) 76
74 Yeah...my wife thinks I'm nuts too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo You married a smart woman! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 04:58 PM (Yypdw) I just wondered why eating the interior of the orange as is didn't seem like an option...fresh oranges are good. Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:00 PM (tOcjL) 77
RMBS, I have no doubt you will be replicating those meals at home.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:00 PM (z2aPa) 78
RMBS, I have no doubt you will be replicating those meals at home.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:00 PM Yes. Yes, I will. 😄 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 05:02 PM (mCjHU) 79
I just wondered why eating the interior of the orange as is didn't seem like an option...fresh oranges are good.
Posted by: Nova Local To much pith! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 05:03 PM (Yypdw) 80
>>>Nasty. And Atlantic farmed fish is awful crap. Best used as crab bait after sitting in the sun for a week.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:49 PM (wvRsc) **** Many years ago I went to a fish farm in PA. I believe they were raising trout. I'm not a food snob at all, but I will never eat farmed fish again if I can avoid it. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 17, 2026 05:03 PM (gVVr9) 81
49 It’s a fishing boat, so no pickled onions and Kalamata olives.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:31 PM Sounds like you know what you need to bring next time. :-) Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 17, 2026 05:03 PM (3CpER) 82
CBD,
Quit being a cheap bastard and get the Weber Searwood! I’m telling you, it will be the best thing you’ve done in years. Ace Hardware will assemble and deliver it for free. Prices are the same everywhere. Damned MAP price fixing… And sign up for Ace Rewards. Once you buy the grill, they should send you a coupon which should pay for a Weber custom cover for it, Posted by: Gunslinger at May 17, 2026 05:05 PM (HZfH/) 83
Try using a carrot peeler instead. It saves the extra step of cutting off the pith by paring off paper-thin sheets of orange peel, and you can modify the thickness by how much pressure you use.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 04:52 PM (rbvCR) I do that sometimes, but I prefer using and knives. It adds the excitement of converting the naval orange to a blood orange. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 05:07 PM (iERP6) 84
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 05:08 PM (Ia/+0) 85
Good afternoon!
Made this weird popcorn for a girls night yesterday and it was goey mess (picked up something else on the way there, lol). Today, it's delicious. Heh. https://tinyurl.com/ynawfdm6 Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2026 05:08 PM (X8xt3) 86
and has washed his hands after taking a dump
Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2026 04:57 PM (8uzBS) True. That's why I prefer to make sushi at home! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 05:08 PM (iERP6) 87
79 I just wondered why eating the interior of the orange as is didn't seem like an option...fresh oranges are good.
Posted by: Nova Local To much pith! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 05:03 PM (Yypdw) Slice it...eat up to the old peel... Or just fully peely it.. Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:10 PM (tOcjL) 88
I think farmed is better raw because it is fattier and has a better mouth feel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:38 PM (iERP6) Farmed salmon is an abomination. Ironically, It will end up being the savior of the wild populations which have crashed from overfishing. Salmon snob here. Won’t eat the farmed stuff. Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 05:12 PM (yTCEo) 89
>>>CBD,
Quit being a cheap bastard >>We've been telling him this for years. Everybody knows a zebra can't change its stripes. As a veteran COB, we can overlook these things. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 05:13 PM (D1E+2) 90
>>Fire is what separates us from the animals, I always say.
This is the way https://tinyurl.com/ymz9xw95 Posted by: Francis Malmann at May 17, 2026 05:14 PM (X8xt3) 91
"You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish
Posted by: Skip" A sharp observation that falls flat upon further examination. Posted by: the guitarfish at May 17, 2026 05:14 PM (vFG9F) 92
"Maybe outsourcing food production isn't such a good idea? "
I get your point, and totally agree, but a farm here in Coloradifornia recently killed 33 people due to a cantaloupe listeria bug. Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 17, 2026 05:14 PM (JcF+m) 93
Tuna from the can is fine.
Just make sure it's the kind packed in oil, not water. That oil makes all the difference (although it is a little more expensive). Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 17, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt) 94
I guess I should follow the recipes
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR) Nah, recipes are unnecessary constraint on culinary creativity. Except baking and meat curing. Gotta follow it then. Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 05:17 PM (yTCEo) 95
Month ago saw farmed trout being set loose in a stste park stream
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0) 96
You will never again eat farmed fish or shrimp if you go and observe the “farms.”
Jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers. Stop. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 05:17 PM (+xP4Z) Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 17, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt) 98
96 You will never again eat farmed fish or shrimp if you go and observe the “farms.”
Jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers. Stop. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 05:17 PM (+xP4Z) Catfish and tilapia farming is a cannibalistic soylent green nightmare. Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 05:21 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: The Thermian from Galaxy Quest at May 17, 2026 05:21 PM (PiwSw) 100
I have been in a kitchen with Chef Culinary Creativity and Chef Measured to the last grain at the same time.
More wine , anybody? Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:22 PM (z2aPa) 101
97 How can you tell if it's farmed?
Do they put a label on the fish from farms? Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 17, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt) Not usually, but everyone and their brother puts a label on their stuff if it's wild caught. No label - likely farm raised. Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:22 PM (tOcjL) 102
Farmed salmon is an abomination.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 05:12 PM (yTCEo) I don't cook much farmed salmon, but I do think it is preferable when eaten raw. It is very difficult to get fatty wild salmon on the East coast! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 05:23 PM (iERP6) 103
....Only later did I realize that the recipe called for skinless, boneless thighs. So I baked them 2/3rds until there was crispy skin. Then I removed the skin and chopped it. I put the thighs in the stew until I could pick the meat off and then served it with sour cream, cilantro and chopped crispy skin....
Did something similar making gumbo a while back. Took the skins off 2 lbs of chicken thighs, and sort of melted the skins on low heat to render the fat from them. Added a bit more oil to brown the meat, removed meat, added flour and bacon fat to get the roux going, then stirred in the trinity. I placed a bit of crispy chicken skin on each bowl for presentation. Thighs are super easy to debone, BTW. Much easier than breasts. Richer end product, too... Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 17, 2026 05:24 PM (nbLIj) 104
Tonight is Chicken Katsu with stir fry broccoli and shiitake.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) 105
Not usually, but everyone and their brother puts a label on their stuff if it's wild caught.
No label - likely farm raised. Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:22 PM (tOcjL) I've read it's big business in Mississippi. Apparently they farm a lot of catfish there. I imagine a lot of fish & shrimp from fast food joints are farmed, too. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 17, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 05:25 PM (mCjHU) 107
Yesterday we were in San Jose and in a food desert near Levi's Stadium, forced to eat food at Starbucks.
Do not do this. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:26 PM (RIvkX) 108
97 How can you tell if it's farmed?
Do they put a label on the fish from farms? Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 17, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt) Farmed salmon is frequently dyed bright red. That’s the easiest way to tell. It’s fed dog food so without the dye it would be white. Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 05:26 PM (yTCEo) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 05:27 PM (A5RD0) 110
107 Yesterday we were in San Jose and in a food desert near Levi's Stadium, forced to eat food at Starbucks.
Do not do this. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:26 PM (RIvkX) Cake pops and nuts? Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:27 PM (tOcjL) 111
RMBS, what was your favorite meal?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:28 PM (z2aPa) 112
We used to go to a restaurant in South Ga right next to a catfish pond. While you were waiting to get in and be seated they would give you a cup of catfish food to throw over the walkway rail to the thousands of gaping catfish mouths in the pond below.
I don't think they are open anymore but it was damn good catfish and there was always a line waiting. Posted by: fd at May 17, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: GigantorX at May 17, 2026 05:29 PM (zsiYb) 114
>>>How can you tell if it's farmed?
Do they put a label on the fish from farms? Posted by: SpeakingOf >You can discern from the firmness and pink color of the flesh. Farm fish are lazy. They have no where to go. They're okay, not bad, but soft. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 05:29 PM (D1E+2) 115
DONT EAT FARMED FISH
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 05:29 PM (A5RD0) 116
I've read it's big business in Mississippi.
Apparently they farm a lot of catfish there. Posted by: SpeakingOf Well, catfish are scavenging bottom-feeders. The pigs of the I don't prepare catfish at home, but I'll have it at a cajun restaurant on occasion, so the wild/farmed distinction isn't usually my choice. Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 05:32 PM (VHUov) 117
California rolls made with surimi aren’t fit to be served to the homeless.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 04:36 PM (CtZTS) Ah yes...processed fish-like edible extrusion. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 04:39 PM (iERP6) ===== I made a hot "crab" dip out of surimi last Friday that was popular. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX) 118
Cookies and Cream ice cream.
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 05:35 PM (LHPAg) 119
How can you tell if it's farmed?
Do they put a label on the fish from farms? Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 17, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt) First of all, it is offered at a discount price. 9.99/lb screams, 'farm raised". If that's not enough of a tell, the color is usually a kind of orange that reminds one of sunset over Kearny, NJ. Oh, and somewhere on the label will be an advisory, i.e., "color added". They do that to let you know that this ungodly shade of orange was the better alternative to what came out of the feed tank... Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 17, 2026 05:36 PM (nbLIj) 120
>>>How can you tell if it's farmed?
+++ Look close and you can see the tan lines from the overalls. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 17, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1) 121
I've eaten free range catfish for some 29 odd years and have suffered no ill effects. Other fish too. Who knows what those chicken nuggets went thru to get to you.
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2026 05:36 PM (vFG9F) 122
Cake pops and nuts?
Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:27 PM (tOcjL) ===== An "egg, gouda, and bacon" sandwich shipped frozen from the home office in Memphis and microwaved fresh for my enjoyment. San Hose is a pit of rot. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:36 PM (RIvkX) 123
Here in Kentucky we don't see a lot of "fresh" seafood. There's a catfish pay lake that's stocked several times a week, but I'm not remotely competent in filleting fish. I hear the quality is pretty good and it's literally 2 miles up the road.
There is a place in town that's affiliated with a Florida outfit that has "fresh" Gulf of America fish, shrimp and whatnot. I think it's frozen, obviously, for the trip to KY. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2026 05:37 PM (jehhT) 124
"Look close and you can see the tan lines from the overalls.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty" I was going to say little straw hats but that would just be dumb. Posted by: fd at May 17, 2026 05:37 PM (vFG9F) 125
I eat a lot of Mrs. Paul's fish sticks. Those are usually caught wild.
Posted by: Ronster at May 17, 2026 05:37 PM (OrTYF) 126
122 Cake pops and nuts?
Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:27 PM (tOcjL) ===== An "egg, gouda, and bacon" sandwich shipped frozen from the home office in Memphis and microwaved fresh for my enjoyment. San Hose is a pit of rot. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:36 PM (RIvkX) Precooked and then remicrowaved egg...the sign they don't care about you or the food! Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:37 PM (tOcjL) 127
More wine , anybody?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:22 PM (z2aPa) It's the only solution. Yes, please! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 05:39 PM (h7ZuX) 128
I eat a lot of Mrs. Paul's fish sticks. Those are usually caught wild.
Posted by: Ronster at May 17, 2026 05:37 PM They are split from her fish stumps. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 05:40 PM (4NO2D) 129
I eat a lot of Mrs. Paul's fish sticks. Those are usually caught wild.
Posted by: Ronster The stickfish don't do well in captivity. They're like pandas, but dumber. Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 05:40 PM (VHUov) 130
It was either Starbucks, Subway, or one of 20 "South Asian kitchen" stands. We opted for sterility.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX) 131
After a day and night of wind, rain, hail, thunder and lightning, I'm finally enjoying some calm and sun with a good cigar. But as this is a food thread, the Buffalo Trace is a perfect match to the cigar.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 05:40 PM (2WIwB) 132
They really really really want you to buy the $16 stadium dog.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX) 133
Since we're discussing this, this amused me...maybe we shouldn't jump too far on CBD. I actually didn't know about the new certs and labels...
https://www.allrecipes.com/wild-vs-farmed-salmon-11942658 Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:41 PM (tOcjL) 134
SanFranpsycho, no food trucks?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:42 PM (z2aPa) 135
It's snowing in southwest Montana. Ah, spring in the Rockies.
Got my shrimp peeled and deveined, and the shells are simmering with some garlic, butter, EVOO, and water. When the water has steamed away, I'll strain the mixture and sauté the shrimp in it for the risotto we're having for supper. Posted by: jix at May 17, 2026 05:42 PM (y687V) 136
Scary what goes into what we eat. I'm getting where greasy (all the best stuff) bothers me. I do try to eat supper earlier in the day now.
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 05:42 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Kt19C) 138
For Sunday dinner, I've defrosted my catfish, brushed it with some honey, rolled it in breadcrumbs, dusted some paprika on top, and will saute it up in the pan with olive oil in a little while. Maybe the last of my frozen mixed vegetables on the side, and the last of my prepared salad too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 17, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9) 139
Just had the remainders of taco bowl with beef, beans and rice and spicy sauce with taco chips it was enough for two days. I never feel like cooking or eating much on Sunday and yes, the guys had chili and spicy chicken wings.
Wegman's has some nice prepared bowls of various ethnic dishes when in a rush. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2026 05:45 PM (looXz) 140
Farmed salmon is frequently dyed bright red. That’s the easiest way to tell. It’s fed dog food so without the dye it would be white.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 05:26 PM (yTCEo) This is the only salmon I buy. Ironically, I use it to make dog food. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 05:45 PM (h7ZuX) 141
farmed is better raw because it is fattier and has a better mouth feel.
Used to date her Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Kt19C) She used to date me. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB) 142
130 It was either Starbucks, Subway, or one of 20 "South Asian kitchen" stands. We opted for sterility.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX) See, I'd have gone Subway...just for a fresh-ish vegetable and b/c bacon is hard to screw up. It's been over a year, but I imagine they still aren't screwing up the BLT toasted with extra veg (spinach, onions, and pickles - avocado, too, if I'm not being cheap) and a single line of mayo with s&p on white...yes, that's my Subway order...and I haven't had it since my last travel to Ohio... Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2026 05:46 PM (tOcjL) 143
Remember, folks, there's no guarantee, at least in New Jersey, that a pork butt is going to be properly smoked then and pulled.
Best just to avoid the northeastern area. Posted by: Troublesome Texan at May 17, 2026 05:46 PM (0sNs1) 144
138 For Sunday dinner, I've defrosted my catfish, brushed it with some honey, rolled it in breadcrumbs, dusted some paprika on top, and will saute it up in the pan with olive oil in a little while. Maybe the last of my frozen mixed vegetables on the side, and the last of my prepared salad too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 17, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9) That sounds kinda....final. You gonna be ok there, buddy? Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 05:46 PM (LHPAg) 145
Beef stew in bread bowls and salad for dinner. Boule of sourdough bread for sandwiches and what not over the week. I had a 'found' toaster sitting on the shelf for a while and just started using it a few weeks ago. It's a KitchenAid and I can toast sourdough now. I'm very excited about that.
Posted by: ChE99 at May 17, 2026 05:47 PM (qK3m0) 146
We always like Cowboy Kent Rollins's cooking videos, as much for his hilarious delivery as for his recipes. And Okie-isms. They're usually about 15 minutes.
Recently they started doing podcasts (whatever that means*) which is just Kent and the lovely Shannon (he's a lucky old man) chatting for more like 45 minutes. I think, no, that exceeds my video attention span, but then I end up watching and enjoying them. Albeit run at 1.2x. The Most Unforgettable Ranches We've Ever Cooked On (41:35) https://youtu.be/wcEfWh2avTQ (*I thought "podcast" had something to do with dolphins.) Posted by: mindful webworker - campfire cookin', y'all, at May 17, 2026 05:49 PM (cz4n2) 147
>>>They really really really want you to buy the $16 stadium dog.
Posted by: San Franpsycho >Sounds good, but I think I will pay about $1.25 at home. No ketchup, or lettuce because it's not a sandwich. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 05:49 PM (D1E+2) 148
High 80s today, 90s tomorrow, 60s end of week here in se Pa
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0) 149
Remember, folks, there's no guarantee, at least in New Jersey, that a pork butt is going to be properly smoked then and pulled.
Best just to avoid the northeastern area. Posted by: Troublesome Texan TT have you been to CBD's place? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2026 05:50 PM (Yypdw) 150
Enya's 64th birthday today
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0) 151
Making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. From scratch, no jarred sauce here. I do use canned tomatoes. Meatballs are from scratch too. I made extra do I can freeze them for later meals.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 17, 2026 05:52 PM (VCgbV) 152
We used to go to a restaurant in South Ga right next to a catfish pond. While you were waiting to get in and be seated they would give you a cup of catfish food to throw over the walkway rail to the thousands of gaping catfish mouths in the pond below.
I don't think they are open anymore but it was damn good catfish and there was always a line waiting. Posted by: fd at May 17, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F) Farm raised catfish is the one exception I make on fresh vs farmed seafood. Used to be found in every grocery store until it got mysteriously shouldered aside by tilapia (gag). Catfish filets, corn meal, paprika (or Tony Chachere's), salt & pepper. Sauté in butter or bacon fat, maybe 2.5-3 min per side. I could eat that all day. If you don't mind the mess, or have access to someone else's stovetop, there's nothing better than deep fried catfish.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 17, 2026 05:52 PM (nbLIj) 153
My work once in a while does poke bowls with either ahi sp? or tofu. First time they had it when I was eating there that I got the ahi tuna version. Next time I went to pre-made sammiches and got a tuna fish. I've had sushi and liked it, so I had thought I would like the poke bowl but it was fairly large cubes of raw or nearly raw tuna. I was hungry that day and ate it in spite of finding the texture of the tuna cubes very off-putting, but hard pass on having it again and I'm not going to pay their meal prices for tofu.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 17, 2026 05:53 PM (CFj4+) 154
New York strips with Monterey seasoning. Sliced spuds layered with onion and butter sprinkled with garlic powder on a bed of bacon, wrapped in foil and baked. Asparagus as our veggie. Dessert is The Pioneer Woman’s blackberry cobbler with vanilla ice cream. Everything cooked inside, potatoes in the oven and steaks in a hot cast iron skillet on the stove since winter has returned for a couple days. It’s snowing in the mountains and the wind is whipping at a brisk pace. Instead of sitting on the patio around the fire pit, we’ll be inside with a fire in the fireplace. Old Fashions will be served made with spiced brown sugar syrup. We’re enjoying our food with company.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 17, 2026 05:53 PM (2NHgQ) 155
Tonight is ribeye with a side of pork rinds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2026 05:53 PM (XV/Pl) 156
The paradigm shift in America from sneering at the trades and manual labor has already begun
I’m not advocating it mind you, but a good Famine would sure get a lot of people’s mind right. The Depression was said by some to be ennobling. Not sure I like that idea very much either. Economic collapse followed by the war seemed to keep perspective at least. Generations since have had it too easy. Including myself. Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 05:54 PM (sunG2) Posted by: mindful webworker - kinda crispy but not burnt at May 17, 2026 05:54 PM (cz4n2) 158
neverenoughcaffeine at May 17, 2026 05:53 PM (2NHgQ)
Yum, I wish I was part of your company. Enjoy the meal and the visiting. Posted by: PaleRider at May 17, 2026 05:55 PM (CFj4+) 159
I just saw a thing that says you can shred cooked meat with a hand mixer. I'll bet I could have meat flung from one end of the house to the other and ceiling inclufed.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:56 PM (z2aPa) 160
Mrs J nails it again, as usual, with Buffalo wings boiled in Buffalo sauce and dressing first then grilled. She is amazing. She is now watching all the linked videos on the post. She is amazing. Did I tell you she is amazing
Posted by: CAPT J(ret) at May 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Hvc12) 161
I just saw a thing that says you can shred cooked meat with a hand mixer. I'll bet I could have meat flung from one end of the house to the other and ceiling included.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:56 PM (z2aPa) Why would you want to? It's not like shredding meat is difficult. And...I'll bet it doesn't work. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 05:58 PM (iERP6) 162
I just saw a thing that says you can shred cooked meat with a hand mixer. I'll bet I could have meat flung from one end of the house to the other and ceiling inclufed.
Posted by: Ben Had Better than a weed wacker I guess. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB) 163
We’re enjoying our food with company.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 17, 2026 05:53 PM (2NHgQ) That meal sounds wonderful! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:00 PM (iERP6) 164
The paradigm shift in America from sneering at the trades and manual labor has already begun
I’m not advocating it mind you, but a good Famine would sure get a lot of people’s mind right. The Depression was said by some to be ennobling. Not sure I like that idea very much either. Economic collapse followed by the war seemed to keep perspective at least. Generations since have had it too easy. Including myself. Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 05:54 PM Generational war is coming. I fear. For instance, I'm having knee replacement surgery tomorrow. MSRP is $45K, my Boomer portion is $320. I know that we contributed to the education and support of today's workers but, them paying for this is a big ask that many won't want to do and may soon right out refuse as my generation's voting power diminishes. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:02 PM (4NO2D) 165
Ethnic dishes - Ethiopians ain’t got any meat on ‘em
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 06:02 PM (sunG2) 166
Best just to avoid the northeastern area.
Posted by: Troublesome Texan at May 17, 2026 05:46 PM (0sNs1) Ah yes. Texans! The tallest midgets in the world, or the shortest midgets in the world? This is what they agonize over! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:04 PM (iERP6) 167
Because of the surgery, I can't eat anything after 8PM tonight, so I'm packing in as much as I can.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:04 PM (4NO2D) 168
toby eat well and good luck tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0) 169
Carbo loading, as it were.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:05 PM (4NO2D) 170
Thanks, Skip.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:05 PM (4NO2D) 171
…shred cooked meat with a hand mixer.…
Posted by: Ben Had Why would you want to? It's not like shredding meat is difficult. And...I'll bet it doesn't work. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Luddite! [*standing here covered with bits of meat like when the digitizer failed with the pig-beast in Galaxy Quest*] https://youtu.be/IipR1LUYRZI Posted by: mindful webworker - slice and dice at May 17, 2026 06:06 PM (cz4n2) 172
Making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. From scratch, no jarred sauce here. I do use canned tomatoes. Meatballs are from scratch too. I made extra do I can freeze them for later meals.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 17, 2026 05:52 PM (VCgbV) This is the way. Coincidentally, I made meatballs and sauce on Wednesday. "Making extra" is how you know you're doing it right. Two cans of tomatoes, minimally, whole peeled, please. Sometimes I'll throw in a couple fresh plum tomatoes to simmer with their canned brethren, just 'cos. It's on the stove as we speak. Penne's juuust about - gotta go! Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 17, 2026 06:06 PM (nbLIj) 173
Greetings, foodie Horde!
Regret to report that my first attempt at no-knead sourdough bread was ... flat. My starter was active and bubbly, but apparently mixing whole wheat flour with bread flour (because flour is flour, right?) results in something resembling matzoh or pita bread. Going to try again this week with the correct ingredients. Thanks to all who offered guidance. Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 17, 2026 06:06 PM (t2oSI) 174
I pull pork. I don't "shred" it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:07 PM (4NO2D) 175
Are there any better quality canned tomatoes worth buying? Maybe some special Italian jobs or something like that?
I was bummed hearing Del Monte went tango uniform last year. That was always pretty good stuff, as far as I was concerned. Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 06:09 PM (sunG2) 176
You will never again eat farmed fish or shrimp if you go and observe the “farms.”
Jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers. Stop. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 05:17 PM (+xP4Z) *** Now damnit nurse. Don't mince words. How do you really feel? Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 06:09 PM (2WIwB) 177
Have a co-worker who had both knees done, not at same time but one after the other. Been a year at least and he is doing ok
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 17, 2026 06:10 PM (VyBeY) 179
Finally home! Crazy day, so we have punted and ordered Thai. Tomorrow is another day!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:10 PM (p4NUW) 180
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 06:09 PM (2WIwB
I was trying not to consider the theological significance of the post😉 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2026 06:11 PM (OYsYV) 181
Been a year at least and he is doing ok
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 06:10 PM I have high hopes that it will relieve the fairly continuous 3 out of 10 pain I have had for the last four years and let me do long walking again. Or they kill me, which is always possible at our hospital. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:12 PM (4NO2D) 182
I knew a guy who managed a catfish farm in Tunica, MIss. “Pride of the Pond” it was. (At least that’s what it said on the hat)
Did You Know? Purina makes a Catfish Chow. Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 06:13 PM (sunG2) 183
The only good fish comes in a can, a can of tuna in water.
Unless my wife makes fish, then, it is awesome. Posted by: Accomack at May 17, 2026 06:13 PM (T8bqm) 184
Now damnit nurse. Don't mince words. How do you really feel?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 06:09 PM (2WIwB) She is meek...clearly not assertive. For f*ck's sake...she shoots a 9mm! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:13 PM (iERP6) 185
Or they kill me, which is always possible at our hospital.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:12 PM (4NO2D) Always tip your M.D. and the nurses. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:14 PM (iERP6) 186
I did try another variety of the "Bear ice cream" which is new to me. No, it's not made from bears but sweetened with honey. This was some cookies and cream variety I give it a thumbs up!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2026 06:14 PM (OYsYV) 187
144 138 For Sunday dinner, I've defrosted my catfish, brushed it with some honey, rolled it in breadcrumbs, dusted some paprika on top, and will saute it up in the pan with olive oil in a little while. Maybe the last of my frozen mixed vegetables on the side, and the last of my prepared salad too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 17, 2026 * That sounds kinda....final. You gonna be ok there, buddy? Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 *** No, not my last meal! I'm emptying the bag of frozen veggies and finishing the salad I made earlier this week. You're right, I did make it sound pretty gloomy! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 17, 2026 06:16 PM (wzUl9) 188
I liked orchard work a lot. There is a rhythm to it. Unlike office work, you complete tasks and are done with them for the year. You are outside, working under the tres. You get to shape them when you prune. You get tree ripened fruit, which is something a lot of people don't ever get. And you meet interesting characters. The packing shed wasn't as much fun, but it was okay. Sort of mindless, giving you time to think. I stopped doing it because it is hard on your body.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 06:17 PM (7T8ei) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:17 PM (A5RD0) 190
I put my smoked meat shank in the Osterizer blender but the bone makes a hell of a racket.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 06:17 PM (D1E+2) 191
Making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. From scratch, no jarred sauce here. I do use canned tomatoes. Meatballs are from scratch too. I made extra do I can freeze them for later meals.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 17, 2026 05:52 PM (VCgbV) Yum! I absolutely love good homemade meatballs. There is nothing like 'em! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:17 PM (iERP6) 192
We know you can't herd cats, maybe catfish are easier
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 06:18 PM (Ia/+0) 193
“No further questions”
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 06:18 PM (sunG2) Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2026 06:19 PM (tez/p) 195
179 Finally home! Crazy day, so we have punted and ordered Thai. Tomorrow is another day!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:10 PM I need to find a Thai place by where I live. There was one only 2 or 3 blocks from me. I was in a habit of ordering Pad Thai and another dish that I never had. Would eat the new dish for dinner and save the Pad Thai until lunch the next day. Sadly they closed a few years ago and got replaced by a Mexican place. :-( Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 17, 2026 06:19 PM (3CpER) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:19 PM (iERP6) 197
She is meek...clearly not assertive.
For f*ck's sake...she shoots a 9mm! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:13 PM (iERP6) Oooooooo...... Somebody's in deep, deep kimchee. (See how I stayed true to the food thread there!) I've witnessed her shooting a .45. That pistol seemed to disappear into her dainty, yet possessive hands. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 06:19 PM (2WIwB) 198
Or they kill me, which is always possible at our hospital. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06 I am laughing. I don’t know where you are going but I can guess! Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:20 PM (OoFl2) 199
"otherwise you will be cleaning pizza topping out of your oven for a few weeks"
Not with a proper pizza oven. Friends have a commercial grade one in their backyard- one of the dome-shaped ones you see in restaurants. It gets so hot everything left in it turns to ash. Makes the best pizza imaginable. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 17, 2026 06:21 PM (QaH55) 200
I need to find a Thai place by where I live. There was one only 2 or 3 blocks from me. I was in a habit of ordering Pad Thai and another dish that I never had.
Would eat the new dish for dinner and save the Pad Thai until lunch the next day. Sadly they closed a few years ago and got replaced by a Mexican place. :-( Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 17 For being in East Jablip, Alabama, we have some pretty good restaurants. Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:22 PM (OoFl2) 201
You will never again eat farmed fish or shrimp if you go and observe the “farms.”
Jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers. Stop. Posted by: nurse ratched I saw Jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers open for a triple-bill of 65daysofstatic, iamthemorning, and maybeshewill, at SPACE in 2018. Great concert. The food truck outside served farmed salmon in their poke bowls, though. https://youtu.be/ju_Oe2o3FPk Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 06:22 PM (VHUov) 202
I am laughing. I don’t know where you are going but I can guess!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:20 PM Thomas. Everyone at church today was telling me I should be going to Foley. Too late to change now, I think. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:23 PM (4NO2D) 203
>>"Sushi-grade" is a marketing term. It means nothing other than, hopefully, very high quality fish.
At some of the more popular pelagic fishing ports around here agents for Japanese brokers wait on the docks. They core a tuna on the dock and pay on a scale, or don't pay at all, based on their subjective opinion. Soon as the deal is done the fish is on ice and on the way to Japan. Japanese are crazy about their tuna. Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:26 PM (A5RD0) Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 06:27 PM (sunG2) 206
RMBS, what was your favorite meal?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:28 PM Hard to say. We had two great meals with my cousin. One involved a fantastic pork shank, and some braised pork with raisins and prunes. The other was mostly grilled pork with other little things including a mix of feta, roasted hot peppers, yogurt and olive oil. Other than that, we has a lot of fish, Greek salad and yogurt. I'll share pics in TX. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 06:27 PM (Wnv9h) 207
How long did you let the sourdough rise? I let mine stay on the sticky side. It rises overnight at least and you don't see a lot of change until towards the end.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 06:28 PM (7T8ei) 208
Thomas. Everyone at church today was telling me I should be going to Foley. Too late to change now, I think. Posted by: toby928(c) at If it helps, I know the administrator very well. You might, too, it’s how our town works, lol. But if not, reach out if anything goes wrong and I can get her involved. And also don’t eat the food. (Keeping it between the beacons) Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:28 PM (OoFl2) 209
Food grade fish sticks!
Posted by: Weasel at May 17, 2026 06:28 PM (ei1sX) 210
RMBS, what Greek adult beverages did you have with your meals?
Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2026 06:28 PM (tez/p) Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 06:31 PM (VHUov) 212
Since I've started growing basil, I've made two batches of pesto. I eschewed the traditional pine nuts for unsalted pistachios. And to cut down on sodium a bit, I'm using Parmigiano instead of the Pecorino Romano. Very tasty.
Posted by: mrp at May 17, 2026 06:32 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at May 17, 2026 06:32 PM (ObI3m) 214
Not with a proper pizza oven. Friends have a commercial grade one in their backyard- one of the dome-shaped ones you see in restaurants. It gets so hot everything left in it turns to ash. Makes the best pizza imaginable.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 17, 2026 06:21 PM (QaH55) We have one of those. You can cook steak in them. Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:33 PM (OoFl2) 215
Jeebus. Really?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:26 PM (A5RD0) 9mm makes people so angry! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:33 PM (iERP6) 216
RMBS, what Greek adult beverages did you have with your meals?
Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2026 06:28 P Usually a half liter carafe of wine. Some ouzo, tsipouro or masticha usually finished it off. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 06:33 PM (Wnv9h) 217
9mm makes people so angry!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:33 PM Shooting people with .25acp REALLY pisses them off. Posted by: toby928(c) at May 17, 2026 06:33 PM (4NO2D) 218
mrp, I have made pesto with pistachios. It's delicious. I like it better that way than with pine nuts.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2026 06:34 PM (h7ZuX) 219
150 Enya's 64th birthday today
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0) I was very sad to see that Moya Brennan passed last month. Enya's older sister. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 17, 2026 06:34 PM (QaH55) 220
Homemade pesto and Alfredo sauces. Easy to make and so much better.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 06:35 PM (z2aPa) 221
ood grade fish sticks!
Posted by: Weasel Only 14% actually meet that grade. Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 06:31 PM Another sad failure of our educational system. Bonus comment: I heard that today is Earth Day. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2026 06:36 PM (0sNs1) 222
213 Piper
Name of Thai restaurant in your area?? Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at There is Aroy Thai on Government in Mobile, but also very good is Boom’s Thai Kitchen. And this is so Alabama, so get ready to laugh, it’s located in the Pig. But if you are aware of our Pig, it wouldn’t be quite as shocking. Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:37 PM (p4NUW) 223
I'm out here in farm country about an hour out of Houston. We'd been in town a few weeks and were still running through the local eateries when we hit the the fanciest steak joint. So crowded I had to ask for a menu even. I'm thinking the place was really packed for a Thursday night. I ordered a cajun ribeye, DanMa'am ordered a steak of some kind. Waiter gave us the side eye.
Little did we know it was sushi night. Who ever thought farmers liked sushi? Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2026 06:37 PM (8uzBS) 224
And this is so Alabama, so get ready to laugh, it’s located in the Pig.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:37 PM Roll Pig? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2026 06:37 PM (0sNs1) 225
9mm works just fine if you have a bit of skill and finesse.
.45 is perfect for obliteration if you’re a cave man and can only get off a shot or two. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:38 PM (A5RD0) 226
If Weasel is commenting here, that means the Gun Thread is locked and loaded.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2026 06:38 PM (0sNs1) 227
We have one of those. You can cook steak in them.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:33 PM (OoFl2) The only limitation is what will fit through the opening. Thing holds heat so well you can bake bread two days after you shut it done. It is a bit expensive, though... Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 17, 2026 06:38 PM (QaH55) 228
If Weasel is commenting here, that means the Gun Thread is locked and loaded.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2026 06:38 PM (0sNs1) ----- Oh crap! Posted by: Weasel at May 17, 2026 06:39 PM (mgRTg) 229
224 And this is so Alabama, so get ready to laugh, it’s located in the Pig.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:37 PM Roll Pig? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May Piggly Wiggly. Red curry and spicy coconut soup. The best. Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:40 PM (p4NUW) 230
Usually a half liter carafe of wine. Some ouzo, tsipouro or masticha usually finished it off.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2026 06:33 PM (Wnv9h) What Greek wines are notable? Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2026 06:40 PM (tez/p) 231
Weasel is BUSTED!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:40 PM (A5RD0) 232
Pesto with pistachios is great! And pine nuts are often sourced from China, so who the hell knows what they really are.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:41 PM (iERP6) Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at May 17, 2026 06:41 PM (ObI3m) 234
We're in a shelter in place because 2 suspects have gone around shooting a couple of fire stations. No descriptions officially released but heard it was two Hispanic teens. I guess that comes from pictures.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 17, 2026 06:41 PM (VCgbV) 235
Thai curry is not difficult.
Use lots of fresh grated ginger, lime and homemade concentrated stock. Make it hotter than you think you can handle. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:42 PM (A5RD0) 236
We're in a shelter in place because 2 suspects have gone around shooting...
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 17, 2026 06:41 PM (VCgbV) Can you put the youngin on overwatch so you can eat your spaghetti and meatballs in peace? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:43 PM (iERP6) 237
I just had a baked potato with chili, onions and cheese with a side of tomato.
And a dollop of sour cream. Cleaning out the frig. Not too bad. Time to go buy some steaks or a nice roast like a fat tri-tip and fire up the charcoal grill. I'm thinking a pecan smoke. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 06:43 PM (D1E+2) 238
It's been lifted but apparently there's a third suspect still out there.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 17, 2026 06:44 PM (VCgbV) 239
Make it hotter than you think you can handle.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:42 PM (A5RD0) Fresh ginger is surprisingly hot! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 06:44 PM (iERP6) 240
188 I liked orchard work a lot. There is a rhythm to it. Unlike office work, you complete tasks and are done with them for the year. You are outside, working under the tres. You get to shape them when you prune. You get tree ripened fruit, which is something a lot of people don't ever get. And you meet interesting characters. The packing shed wasn't as much fun, but it was okay. Sort of mindless, giving you time to think. I stopped doing it because it is hard on your body.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 06:17 PM (7T8ei) Read an article today about Winston Churchill laying bricks to ward off what he called the "black dog" of depression. The upshot was that doing something physical (i.e., "behavioral activation") made one's brain work differently and worked better for depression than talk therapy and drugs. CBD's suggestion about putting young Americans to work in farm labor and food processing could help psychologically as well as improve food production. Posted by: jix at May 17, 2026 06:44 PM (y687V) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:44 PM (A5RD0) Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2026 06:44 PM (8uzBS) 243
238 It's been lifted but apparently there's a third suspect still out there.
Posted by: lin-duh Station Spawn on the roof. Good to go. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:45 PM (A5RD0) 244
SanFranpsycho, no food trucks?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2026 05:42 PM (z2aPa) ===== There was a concession stand. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX) 245
241 Penn Cove mussels in Thai red curry is to die for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:44 PM That sounds sooooooo delish!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 17, 2026 06:45 PM (3CpER) 246
.45 is perfect for obliteration if you’re a
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 06:38 PM Suggested edit. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2026 06:46 PM (0sNs1) 247
Shelter in place, does that mean it's free fire from your windows if suspects are seen?
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0) 248
Of course, the salmon on the grill is ready right before the GT.
Go ahead and start without me. If you really want to… Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2026 06:47 PM (tez/p) 249
#218, #220, #232
The biggest discovery for me was the taste of the pesto from leaves that were picked from the plant just 30 minutes earlier. A bold, fresh pesto, indeed. Another thing I noticed is that if you salt the pasta, use salted pistachios, and use the naturally-extra salty Pecorino, the sodium combo for me is off the charts. I prefer to salt to taste. Posted by: mrp at May 17, 2026 06:50 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 06:50 PM (c8Krm) Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2026 06:51 PM (Ia/+0) 252
>>> 250 uh oh. Freezer failing. got to start cooking a bunch of partially thawed beef and pork.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 06:50 PM (c8Krm) You only have one freezer??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 17, 2026 06:53 PM (Ra+Eb) 253
We're in a shelter in place because 2 suspects have gone around shooting a couple of fire stations. No descriptions officially released but heard it was two Hispanic teens. I guess that comes from pictures.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 17, 2026 06:41 PM Pro Tip: Move the big red truck to in front of your neighbor's house. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 06:54 PM (2WIwB) 254
146 We always like Cowboy Kent Rollins's cooking videos, as much for his hilarious delivery as for his recipes. And Okie-isms. They're usually about 15 minutes.
https://youtu.be/wcEfWh2avTQ We had Justin Wilson down here. I've almost choked on his humor, not his cooking. Posted by: javems at May 17, 2026 06:54 PM (zFsEm) 255
Since I've started growing basil ….
——- That stuff is awesome! Dried basil isn’t even close, not even a little. Really makes spaghetti sauce pop. Few spices can compete with garlic, by that I mean as “strong”, fresh basil is one of them. Really takes Italian dishes to the next level. Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 06:57 PM (tM8U8) 256
233 Thanks Piper!!
Due home in a few weeks so will chec them out. Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at May 17, 2026 06:41 PM (ObI3m) Stop in for a workout! Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 06:57 PM (p4NUW) 257
You only have one freezer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 17, 2026 06:53 PM (Ra+Eb) This is equivalent to asking how many guns you have. it is just not done. and the answer is we have plenty of backup. in freezers and guns. Posted by: Pete Bog at May 17, 2026 06:58 PM (c8Krm) 258
Put together some tuna salad for sandwiches. My own concoction, with roasted red peppers, both sorts of olives, jalapenos, green chilies....
It's good. Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 06:58 PM (GFPwO) 259
We're in a shelter in place because 2 suspects have gone around shooting a couple of fire stations.
“Shelter in place” sounds pretty gay. How about “$5,000 Reward - Dead or Alive!” Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 06:59 PM (tM8U8) 260
Gun Thread is up!
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