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Update: Whoops! The below was supposed to be part of the last post. I guess it's just some bonus content. Related: Biden's Open Borders Czar -- DHS Secretary Alexandro Mayorkas -- at long last admits that maybe they should have enforced the border slightly more than not at all. President Joe Biden's Homeland Security chief acknowledged Tuesday that the U.S. should have acted sooner to tighten immigration controls at the U.S. border with Mexico. In an interview at the POLITICO Security Summit, former Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, who became a lightning rod of Republican criticism for the Biden administration's alleged mishandling of a historic wave of migration to the United States, placed most of the blame on a "broken immigration system" that set a "low bar" for admission to the country for those with "credible fear of persecution." Asked if earlier steps from the Biden administration on border security -- including raising the bar for migrants claiming "credible fear" of returning to their home country -- would have prevented President Donald Trump's return to the White House, Mayorkas replied: "I am not in a position to speculate, but I will tell you that I would be far more better rested and less punched." Mayorkas, who was impeached by the House in 2024 on claims that he intentionally did not enforce U.S. immigration laws, also emphasized that the Biden administration did, eventually, act to address the migrant influx at the border. "I was very pleased that in June of 2024, we took executive action that, I thought, made reforms that were sensible and that proved successful," Mayorkas said. "Our tougher border stance in June of '24 was coupled with an increased focus on providing lawful pathways for people to arrive at the United States outside the hands of smugglers -- more secure and more humanitarian. Those two combined -- our numbers dropped 70, 75 percent."BTW, I couldn't remember his exact position. I thought he was DHS but decided that there's no way even Biden would appoint such an absolute zero to such a crucial position, so I wrote he was "Secretary of the Interior." But then I checked. Nope, he's was SecDHS. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0) 2
woohoo! cafe!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 12, 2026 07:31 PM (VyBeY) 3
Outlasting physics!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:32 PM (YlWIZ) 4
What? No airbag deployments?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (YlWIZ) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (ndZc7) 7
Not getting any sound on the clips, tried YouTube and its fine
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) 8
Go Corgi!. You can pick up the spare!!
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 12, 2026 07:35 PM (lIUtq) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:35 PM (/+uur) 10
did you guys see this ?
"US Colleges Report 20% Drop in Foreign Students Over Visa Clampdown" (@ Bloomberg) Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 07:36 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur) 12
Exclusive: Woman saved by Marine who helped stop Cambridge shooter speaks out
NBC10 Boston https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBqmLJ8c4og Marine veteran helped take down Cambridge shooter that shot two people WHAS11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A11rcg0oN6c Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (9aVck) 13
Awww. That Golden has a great touch. Yay, training!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (YlWIZ) 14
I'm going down the Sandra Lee rabbit hole.
I love her "cocktails" that are just different kinds of hard likker mixed together. She even winces when taking her first sip. "Smooth!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V) 15
Mayorkas is a weasely little weasel dicked weasel with weasel sauce.
Posted by: Jump down turn around at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F) 16
The Big Dummy is in Omaha for our National Specialty and has nothing to do until Thursday, when he and two of his daughters compete in Stud Dog competition. Then he has Friday off before going into Best of Breed on Saturday. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:40 PM (HdYcL) 17
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 07:40 PM (77rzZ) 18
The Human body separation reveal video doesn't really reveal anything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2026 07:41 PM (XV/Pl) 19
"US Colleges Report 20% Drop in Foreign Students Over Visa Clampdown" (@ Bloomberg)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 07:36 PM (GD0B3) Thats like 200% Posted by: Dem Run CIty Maffs Grad at May 12, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur) 20
14 I'm going down the Sandra Lee rabbit hole.
I love her "cocktails" that are just different kinds of hard likker mixed together. She even winces when taking her first sip. "Smooth!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V) Whos she bangin? A gov Posted by: Dem Run CIty Maffs Grad at May 12, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur) 21
off
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur) 22
7 Not getting any sound on the clips, tried YouTube and its fine
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) Do they have separate volume controls? Most X videos I have to go and unmute. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (T6aVk) 23
The Corgi looks exactly like our rescue Chigi. Corgi and Chihuahua mix. Daisy owns us. We bow to her every demand, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (3ek7K) 24
Mayorkas? Wasn't he impeached?
Let's ask Al Gore's Amazing Internet(TM): "Republicans have made sharp criticism of Mayorkas' policies and tenure, leading to his impeachment for dereliction of duty in a narrow and largely partisan 214–213 vote by the House of Representatives in 2024. Mayorkas is the first cabinet member to be impeached since William Belknap in 1876. The Senate voted 51–49 to dismiss the impeachment charges on April 17, ending the impeachment without a trial." Posted by: Ok, I'll start at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1) 25
Good evening, horde!
Am I wrong for wanting to see Queer Starmer dragged out No. 10 kicking and crying, at the hands of a patriotic mob? A girl can dream. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz) 26
See Naples and die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (3ek7K) 28
Outlasting physics!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:32 PM Ye canna outlast the laws of physics! Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Scott at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1) 29
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The Corgi looks exactly like our rescue Chigi. Corgi and Chihuahua mix. Daisy owns us. We bow to her every demand, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (3ek7K) We put in a door with doggy door. The corgis dick was dragging. We had to lower the dog door. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur) 30
US Colleges Report 20% Drop in Foreign Students Over Visa Clampdown ____________ That's too bad. Hey, Sabres and Canadiens are tied! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (HdYcL) 31
Say, anyone up for a fast Kessel run?
Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at May 12, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K) 33
>>>Emotional support dog in "Aggressive Support" mode.
Emotional support dog thinks that *he's* the one that needs emotional support. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:47 PM (syz1S) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM (syz1S) 36
Cat vs dog vs corgi had sound but not a X
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 07:51 PM (vFG9F) 38
I wanna see Queer ride this out.
Sabres have to win tonight. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 07:51 PM (T8bqm) 39
Any updates on the Crow project?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1) 40
>>>This South Korean girl successfully performed the "Slickback" dance,
huh. It appears they count in English in South Korea. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S) Posted by: The Alan Penguin Project at May 12, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F) 42
Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier . . .
https://tinyurl.com/358eksmm Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM (ndZc7) The last time the Democrats started talking like that was during Buchannan's term in office Posted by: Xindltotl at May 12, 2026 07:55 PM (rbvCR) 43
See Naples and Die Hard. Terrorists occupy the world's finest pizza tower.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (ndZc7) 44
First thing we do is kill all the Democrat’s lawyers.
Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (T8bqm) 45
My dog does that if I'm gone for a day. Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 07:51 PM (vFG9F) _____________ When Her Majesty returns from an extended show circuit, Diana just vibrates across the floor, jumps on the bed, spins in little circles, pauses excitedly, then starts again. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (HdYcL) 46
Mayorkas should have been punched more.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K) 48
Elias is pissed Virginia opened a can of worms for their downfall
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0) 49
Mayorkas should have been punched more.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM I've always thought of him as the kid that got wedgied, and then shoved into a locker. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1) 50
Mayorkas should be put in one of the cages Gaylord used for children. And left there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD) 51
25 Good evening, horde!
Am I wrong for wanting to see Queer Starmer dragged out No. 10 kicking and crying, at the hands of a patriotic mob? A girl can dream. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz) Not wrong at all, but PM Starmer needs self-awareness, which he lacks. In that regard he is worse than Erich Honecker. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (T6aVk) 52
> Mayorkas should have been
* edited for clarity * Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (jehhT) 53
Many thanks for the prayers and kind thoughts last night for Mrs. JTB. They worked!! She is home and doing fine. Turns out it was a VERY minor (as these things go) TIA. All the tests showed no damage from the episode. The hospital personnel were wonderful which helped calm our fears.
Thanks again to all. Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2026 08:01 PM (yTvNw) 54
What I find amusing about the Democrat’s reaction to Trump is that nothing has happened.
Nothing. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:01 PM (T8bqm) 55
Mark Elias is another who should be put in a cage and laughed at.
Throwing rotten vegetables is optional. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD) 56
When Her Majesty returns from an extended show circuit, Diana just vibrates across the floor, jumps on the bed, spins in little circles, pauses excitedly, then starts again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (HdYcL) The spinning is my favorite. Only one of my bulldogs can spin. The other just wiggles and flops, which is also a joy to watch. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (3ek7K) 58
>>>A man lost his dog and spent a week searching every rural road before finding him.
>>>The dog's reaction was priceless. When the guy drove off and "accidentally" lost his dog, the dog's reaction was a bit different. It didn't take a week though. Just one hour from drive off to return and he got the reaction he wanted on film. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (syz1S) 59
Maybe in the name to save his own reputation, King Chuck the Third will give Keir a Royal wedgie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:03 PM (2GVsD) 60
https://tinyurl.com/3xf58ev4
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:03 PM (T6aVk) 61
The videos were great. Thank you.
Loved the Ontario dog. The cat and corgi were hilarious. South Koreans rule and the Korean girl was amazing. When I was there teaching English, I was surprised at how much English was actually displayed. Ralphy's here now resting. Snowflake is upstairs resting after going home to eat. I tried to get one last morning nap in this morning but she snuggled up to me purring, then climbed on top of me and then nearly had her entire ass in my face... The cat lovers left out that little tidbit of info but it wasn't the first time.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 12, 2026 08:04 PM (Sco7b) 62
Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier https://tinyurl.com/358eksmm Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM ------- Mark Elias appears to be sick with fear. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2026 08:04 PM (VWtfl) 63
Via Insty: Halupedia. "nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived."
https://tinyurl.com/ykjwm9wn I had it generate an article on the Penguin Insurrection of 1875. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2026 08:05 PM (XvL8K) 64
The baby looks terrified when his mom closes him up in the sidecar.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 12, 2026 08:05 PM (2ap+5) 65
huh. It appears they count in English in South Korea.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S) You make a joke, but... In Korean you can only count up to 99. In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) Posted by: And gray in the dark. at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/) 67
In Korean you can only count up to 99.
In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) I didn't know that. Thank you... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 12, 2026 08:07 PM (Sco7b) 68
Not wrong at all, but PM Starmer needs self-awareness, which he lacks. In that regard he is worse than Erich Honecker.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (T6aVk) It's incredible to me that he is insisting on hanging on, when his whole party is telling him to GTFO. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 08:08 PM (zYpTz) 69
Boy, that Becerra guy sure sounds like a little sissy.
Posted by: Marc Almond at May 12, 2026 08:10 PM (UXJrY) 70
My fear is that our dog babies will escape. We have a fenced in backyard. We do not use our front door. Everyone comes in through the garage. You come in from the garage and enter the airlock system. Yes, we are anal, lol. We protect them like we did our kids. Kids and dogs rock. Okay some cats are okay, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (3ek7K) 71
The Big Dummy is in Omaha for our National Specialty and has nothing to do until Thursday, when he and two of his daughters compete in Stud Dog competition. Then he has Friday off before going into Best of Breed on Saturday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:40 PM (HdYcL) Are you saying the Big Dummy gets to channel his inner Paolo this week? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (qx7Zg) 72
Humpty Dumpty Starmer needs to accept his fate, banishment from the halls of power, from all the cool parties, and pen his whiny memoirs while collecting his pension.
To be suffered no more by the people of Britain. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD) 73
I'm happy to hear it was minor, JTB, even though I'm sure it was scary when it was happening.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:12 PM (qx7Zg) 74
As soon as I saw the corgi I knew it was going to wreck shit.
Posted by: It's a good thing they're so cute at May 12, 2026 08:13 PM (TbWk/) 75
Anna, Balls? They don't own their balls. The ragheads own them. It saddens me to see what has happened in Great Britain. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (3ek7K) 76
Poor Dutch's show career may never be chronicled properly. The AKC says he had 579 Grand Champion points, but I can only account right now for 530 of them. Where are the others? Right now, I have no idea. The AKC doesn't have searchable records before 2016 and it's 2010-2015 I need. At least he was shown in a limited area and it will be a hard slog going through every club in that area to find the records of past events. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (HdYcL) 77
Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier . . .
https://tinyurl.com/358eksmm As a rule, I try not to think that but yeah, that's gonna be tough to beat. Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (vTZFs) 78
he and two of his daughters compete in Stud Dog competition
Damn, I didn't know AKC was so kinky. Posted by: It's kind of a Lot at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/) 79
I saw this last night, but I'm not sure how true it is.
Supposedly, someone has a job at the Edinburgh zoo helping penguins get back on their feet. It's close enough to the airport, and the penguins watch the flights go overhead until they fall over. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg) 80
Interesting stuff with the corn in the last thread, kindl. Ill have to look at that when I get home.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:17 PM (J1bJI) 81
From the NY Times:
Secret Assessments Contradict U.S. Claims of Decimation Iran has operational access to 30 of its 33 missile sites along the Strait of Hormuz. Posted by: Oglebay at May 12, 2026 08:18 PM (2ap+5) 82
Many thanks for the prayers and kind thoughts last night for Mrs. JTB. They worked!! She is home and doing fine. Turns out it was a VERY minor (as these things go) TIA. All the tests showed no damage from the episode. The hospital personnel were wonderful which helped calm our fears.
Thanks again to all. Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2026 08:01 PM (yTvNw) Great news. Glad it was so minor. Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 08:18 PM (wVcYX) 83
Some new crap from Christopher Nolan on his Odyssey.
======== Christopher Nolan: No orchestra for The Odyssey, it didn’t exist back then Also Christopher Nolan: We're going to have Travis Scott rap because rap is equivalent oral poetry Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (E4rtv) 84
From the NY Times:
Secret Assessments Contradict U.S. Claims of Decimation == again?? are they reposting the same story every 5 days?? Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (GD0B3) 85
Anna,
Balls? They don't own their balls. The ragheads own them. It saddens me to see what has happened in Great Britain. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (3ek7K) It's reached the point where large parts of the UK seem to have two kernels of corn for their balls, and a pea for their brain. I'll leave the location of the string bean to your imagination. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (qx7Zg) 86
Mark Elias appears to be sick with fear.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2026 08:04 PM (VWtfl) Gollum had more self confidence. Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (LHPAg) 87
Damn, I didn't know AKC was so kinky. Posted by: It's kind of a Lot at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/) ___________ Ha, ha. It's a competition where a dog and at least two of his children are shown to determine who has best passed his characteristics to the next generation. The corresponding competition for mothers is Brood Bitch. I'll get you Morons emducated yet. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (HdYcL) 88
I've never seen Xavier Becerra interviewed before.
Dude is a parody of a Democrat machine soldier. Totally incompetent verbally adept but incompetent. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (RIvkX) 89
Humpty Dumpty Starmer needs to accept his fate, banishment from the halls of power, from all the cool parties, and pen his whiny memoirs while collecting his pension.
To be suffered no more by the people of Britain. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD) Perhaps he could take up painting? Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston Churchill at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX) 90
New York Times still has not returned Walter Duranty's Pulitzer for his denying the Holodomor.
So yes, the Slimes can go eat Persian spotted dyck. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (2GVsD) 91
More fun from X
E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts · 1h ALERT: McDonald's employee videos herself shoveling French fries into her mouth and then back in the box, and saying, “So you want French fries today, right?” The incident happened at a McDonald's located in Southbridge, Massachusetts, and was sent as a private message before leaking to the public. Following the video being seen by the public, the community was outraged. One local man, Jim, said, “I’m done with this McDonald’s, at least, and I’ll be done for quite a while with fast food.” Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv) 92
Supposedly, someone has a job at the Edinburgh zoo helping penguins get back on their feet. It's close enough to the airport, and the penguins watch the flights go overhead until they fall over.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg) This sounds a lot like a Bloom County comic. I remember Opus talking about something like that, from when he was a wee penguin in the Falkland Islands. Maybe I've had a few minor strokes. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (0aYVJ) 93
Great news. Glad it was so minor. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 12, 2026 08:18 PM (wVcYX) _____________ It never looks minor at the time. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (HdYcL) 94
I hope Mark Elias gets a indictment someday soon, he certainly was deep in the Coup D'etat
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0) 95
Painting requires skill, Starmer is a 'human rights' lawyer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD) 96
Christopher Nolan - Helen and Clytemnestra will be played by the same African actress.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD) 97
Queer led Labour to their greatest victory.
He agrees with every tenet of the their insane death cult. He is a grifting poncing pervert. What has he done wrong? I wouldn’t go anywhere. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:23 PM (8jVAy) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:23 PM (HdYcL) 99
In Korean you can only count up to 99. In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) I didn't know that. Thank you... Posted by: Stateless =============== Korean counting and time-telling is a mess because of the way they mix traditional Korean and Chinese numbers. If you want to say it's 5:22, that's 5 Korean hours and 22 Chinese minutes. You get to memorize numbers in TWO languages. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 08:24 PM (XJ22o) 100
Supposedly, someone has a job at the Edinburgh zoo helping penguins get back on their feet. It's close enough to the airport, and the penguins watch the flights go overhead until they fall over.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg) This sounds a lot like a Bloom County comic. I remember Opus talking about something like that, from when he was a wee penguin in the Falkland Islands. Maybe I've had a few minor strokes. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (0aYVJ) It came from a woman's tweet of a guy in a bar describing his job. I suppose it's a step up from manually setting pins in a bowling alley. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:25 PM (qx7Zg) 101
Your kommas, bitte, ja?
Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:26 PM (8jVAy) 102
And this from South Carolina House Rep.
Adam Morgan @RepAdamMorgan · 4h 🚨South Carolina Redistricting is NOT dead even if Massey & cronies win this vote. Here’s the next play— If the senate blocks Redistricting Resolution it goes back to the SC House. The House can simply nonconcur to Senate changes and refuse to pass a Sine Die Resolution (the resolution that calls them back for a special session). This would allow the Governor to call a Special Session. At that special session, Redistricting can pass by a simply majority instead of a 2/3rds vote. You may say—but the Governor said he won’t call one! True. But likely his tune will change. And even if @henrymcmaster doesn’t, the state budget still hasn’t been passed… Hypothetically if the House doesn’t pass a final version of the budget by 5pm Thursday (adjournment/end of session), then the Governor MUST call them back for a Special Session. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv) 103
New York Times still has not returned Walter Duranty's Pulitzer for his denying the Holodomor. So yes, the Slimes can go eat Persian spotted dyck. Posted by: Anna Puma =============== Both sides can lose. The Pulitzer Committee has never revoked Duranty's prize. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 08:27 PM (XJ22o) 104
If you're Korean, and your last name is Chee, never name a daughter Kim.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1) 105
Way last my bedtime
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 08:27 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) 107
This is where you wind up if you read and watch all the content. Dog reunion was moving. Korean girl floats. Good stuff.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (ZVgZ4) 108
You make a joke, but...
In Korean you can only count up to 99. In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) I was talking about the very start of the clip where the lady counts down from 5 to 1... in English. I just thought is was odd that she wasn't counting down in Korean. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (syz1S) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K) 110
Anna,
Nolan is following the Kathleen Kennedy Southpark meme. "Put a (Trans)chick in it and make it lame and gay" Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv) 111
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv)
*sniff* *sniff* Is that a spine i smell? Can't be. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (J1bJI) 112
ALERT: McDonald's employee videos herself shoveling French fries into her mouth and then back in the box, and saying, “So you want French fries today, right?”
Granted, working at McD's may not be the greatest job in the world but isn't it better than whatever momentary satisfaction you get from the TikTok likes? Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (3ek7K) 114
It never looks minor at the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (HdYcL) Roger that. Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (wVcYX) 115
From the NY Times:
Secret Assessments Contradict U.S. Claims of Decimation Iran has operational access to 30 of its 33 missile sites along the Strait of Hormuz. Posted by: Oglebay IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A 10% REDUCTION IS THE ORIGINAL DEFINITION OF "DECIMATION." Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov) 116
Only in the west would she be Kim Chee. Don’t the Koreans put family name first like the rest of Asia?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (ZVgZ4) 117
South Carolina Redistricting is NOT dead even if Massey & cronies win this vote.
=== Redistricting is an AIPAC plot and Massie is the true hero 11!!1 Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (GD0B3) 118
It's all fun and games with penguins, until they nail you with one of their mephitic projectile poops, and waddle over to desecrate you with their polymorphic perversities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1) 119
Blacks are migrating towards MAGA. One black district in SC or Alabama isn’t going to matter.
The Senate is a much bigger problem. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (8jVAy) 120
Granted, working at McD's may not be the greatest job in the world but isn't it better than whatever momentary satisfaction you get from the TikTok likes?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (vTZFs) Most kids these days seem to have no sense of cause and effect and any sort of lasting consequences. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (J1bJI) 121
106 Whig
Is it me or is South Carolina politics turning into a Chinese fire drill? Posted by: Anna Puma ===== I see this happening across the US after the Callais decision and the upcoming likely ban on after election cheat by mail ballots. The uniparty could only last while the cheating and fraud were not out in the open. Now it is, the old guard is desperately fighting to keep that world alive. And fwiw, if a special session is called for the budget, the governor cannot limit the topics to be considered. McMasters might as well ride the tide as it won't play the other way to support the dying Rino faction in the SC Senate. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:31 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:31 PM (3ek7K) 123
Korean counting and time-telling is a mess because of the way they mix traditional Korean and Chinese numbers. If you want to say it's 5:22, that's 5 Korean hours and 22 Chinese minutes. You get to memorize numbers in TWO languages.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 08:24 PM (XJ22o) I should have learned more when I was there. Thank you for the lessons! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 12, 2026 08:33 PM (Sco7b) 124
Granted, working at McD's may not be the greatest job in the world but isn't it better than whatever momentary satisfaction you get from the TikTok likes?
Posted by: Oddbob ======= People without any sense of cause and effect due to lack of intelligence end up as criminals, some petty, others go on to become violent thugs. Low iq individuals simply lack the ability to understand future consequences and that now, the internet is literally forever listing your crimes and shortcomings. Worse if you put those directly on video. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:33 PM (E4rtv) 125
I am amused that NYT story from 10 days ago is still making the rounds. In my opinion, that NYT story was a leak trap.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:34 PM (GD0B3) 126
The NY Times won a Pulitzer for their reporting on the Russia Collusion hoax. They either knew it was a lie or they are dumber than shit.
And they aren't that dumb. They knew. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 08:34 PM (viF8m) 127
Mayorkas is now saying he regrets the border chaos. Tell it to the families of the dead US citizens killed by illegals ,you asshole. He's one scumbag from the Biden administration that I want to see in prit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2026 08:34 PM (gu0hJ) 128
Aetius
Not limited to the US. A streamer in Holland took a $5 payment to prank a guy he was told is unstable. Said unstable guy then proceeded to the meeting place and opened fire on three innocent bystanders, murdering two. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:35 PM (2GVsD) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0174 seconds. |
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