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Virginia Democrats Seethe and Scheme to Mass-Fire All Seven Supreme Court Justices to Replace Them With Compliant Communist Operatives, but Senate Leader Says It's No-Go
Jonathan TurleyThey're all about Saving Democracy. Didn't you know that, racists?
@JonathanTurley May 10 The gut-and-pack scheme is brutally cynical. The Virginia Supreme Court described the earlier gambit as "a story of the tail wagging the dog that has no tail." Now, Democrats would just shoot the dog and adopt a politically modified dog bred to serve.
Let us violate the clear wording of our state constitution or else we will take the also-unconstitutional step of declaring 54-year-olds to be too elderly to work.
RedState reported Sunday on the sheer desperation that has set in among Democrats at the state and congressional levels after the Virginia Supreme Court ruled on Friday that the process state Democrats used to put their gerrymander referendum on the ballot was a violation of Virginia's Constitution. ... Perhaps the most extreme of the measures that, per The New York Times, were being considered during a meeting Saturday that included House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (NY-0, was to have "Democrats in Richmond lower the mandatory retirement age for state Supreme Court justices... from 75 to 54," a plan that, if seen through, would force out every justice currently sitting on the state Supreme Court. Afterwards, they conceivably would use their power to "then fill vacancies on the court with sympathetic Democratic lawyers."
The timing issue is that all changes to congressional voting must be finalized by May 12 -- tomorrow. So they would have to implement this unconstitutional mass-firing, stock the court with seven compliant communists, reconsider the previous ruling, and issue a new communist ruling in 24 hours. Even attempting to fire the judges by this method seems to violate the constitution:
Unfortunately for Democrats, the brakes have been slammed on the various plots they were cooking up by none other than Virginia State Senate Majority Leader Scott Surovell (D-Fairfax), according to reporting from the Virginia Scope's Brandon Jarvis:
It is not happening Surovell, the top Democrat in the state Senate, told Virginia Scope Monday morning that these drastic measures will not be taken. Surovell said that the time restrictions at the Department of Elections make the notion impractical. He also said forcing the retirement of Supreme Court justices would be extreme, and he wants to work within the existing legal system when fighting against Republicans. Speaker of the House Don Scott, D-Portsmouth, has not responded to a request for comment.
Ed Whelan
@EdWhelanEPPC The Virginia constitution provides one means for removing judges: impeachment by the House of Delegates, followed by conviction by 2/3 of the Senate. The idea that the Virginia legislature could remove state supreme court justices by lowering the mandatory retirement age and applying that lower retirement age to *existing* justices is bonkers. And a majority (perhaps all) of the Virginia supreme court justices would rule that such a measure violates the state constitution.
In a court filing on April 23, Virginia Commissioner of Elections Steven Koski wrote that any changes to the district maps would have to happen before May 12, which is this Tuesday, in order for the Dept. of Elections to be able to have time to prepare for midterms. pic.twitter.com/oGKhFyofgq
— Brandon Jarvis (@Jaaavis) May 10, 2026
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh 3h 🚨 JUST IN: Legal expert Jonathan Turley GOES OFF on Democrats for considering *firing* the entire Virginia Supreme Court to reinstate the 10D-1R gerrymander map "They will pack SCOTUS AS WELL if they take power!" "Hakeem Jeffries is very unpopular...but hopes to be the next Speaker. But to do that, he's got to engineer a MAJORITY." "He's watching that evaporate across the country!" "It captures the fact that now many on the left are saying that we will win by any means necessary." "The public needs to understand that many of these same voices have been saying publicly that they will pack the Supreme Court as well. As soon as they take power, many Democratic pundits and politicians have said that they want to pack the Supreme Court to create an instant liberal majority." "It's the same mindset of by any means necessary. No institution, no value is truly sacred."
🚨 JUST IN: Legal expert Jonathan Turley GOES OFF on Democrats for considering *firing* the entire Virginia Supreme Court to reinstate the 10D-1R gerrymander map
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 11, 2026
"They will pack SCOTUS AS WELL if they take power!"
"Hakeem Jeffries is very unpopular...but hopes to be the next… pic.twitter.com/XsmAp6Ld58
Such radical proposals are being rationalized with open disinformation. Pundits regularly fail to mention that the Democrats previously gerrymandered states such as Illinois, Massachusetts and New York while claiming the right to win by any means necessary. Others just deny reality. Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., lashed out at the Virginia Supreme Court and demanded to know why they waited so long to rule on whether there were fundamental flaws in the Democratic plan. Kaine either never read the opinion or sought to mislead voters. The opinion has an entire section on the timing, noting that it was the Democrats and the commonwealth that demanded that the court wait to rule on the merits until after the election. After "successfully" seeking that delay, they are now accusing the court of something untoward in doing what they demanded.
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the smell of panic is sweet!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 11, 2026 01:00 PM (VyBeY)
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I hope Surovell is in witness protection.
Posted by: barney rubble at May 11, 2026 01:02 PM (KdP3q)
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It’s just because they love democracy so gosh darn much!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2026 01:02 PM (u73oe)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
5
"My precious democracy!" screamed a trembling Gollum with outstretched clawed hand.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:02 PM (2GVsD)
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All your link are belong to Ace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think the VA dems have two days to completely overthrow the entire judiciary of the Commonwealth to get what they want.
Think I should take a positive position on Polymarket?
Think I should take a positive position on Polymarket?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)
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Now, Democrats would just shoot the dog
Hey, we Republicans can do that too, you know.
-- Kristi Noem
Hey, we Republicans can do that too, you know.
-- Kristi Noem
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:03 PM (77rzZ)
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Mandatory retirement for EVERYBODY at age 54.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (Cqx++)
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Is Tim Kaine, failed VP candidate, male progeny still an eco-terrorist?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (2GVsD)
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OK, make that "12 hours"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (rbvCR)
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it would be hilarious if the dems tried to force out the va supreme ct judges and the judges rule that that's illegal
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (CWTWj)
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"Now, Democrats would just shoot the dog and adopt a politically modified dog bred to serve."
[Perks up]
-- Kristy Noem
[Perks up]
-- Kristy Noem
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (2GVsD)
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Virginia Democrats Seethe and Scheme to Mass-Fire All Seven Supreme Court Justices to Replace Them With Compliant Communist Operatives
PSA:
THAT is the face of Fascism.
PSA:
THAT is the face of Fascism.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (S838b)
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What I don't get is.... why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections? It's a midterm. If Republicans keep the House and Senate, barely, what is going to be different than now?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
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Hahahaha, fucked by their own arrogance.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (z2aPa)
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The timing issue is that all changes to congressional voting must be finalized by May 12 -- tomorrow. So they would have to implement this unconstitutional mass-firing, stock the court with seven compliant communists, reconsider the previous ruling, and issue a new communist ruling in 24 hours.
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"Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!" -- VA Dems, probably.
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"Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!" -- VA Dems, probably.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (gnNyN)
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Given the Democrats' failure to even have a primary in '24, their disregard for the most perfunctory rules in the redistricting process in Virginia, and the endless abrogation of our immigration laws, how can anyone doubt the Dems have no intention of Governing anything, but they sure mean to Rule over us?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (w/O5Q)
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Desperation
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (N1DT3)
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So they would have to implement this unconstitutional mass-firing, stock the court with seven compliant communists, reconsider the previous ruling, and issue a new communist ruling in 24 hours.
____________
"On it!" - VA Democrats
So they would have to implement this unconstitutional mass-firing, stock the court with seven compliant communists, reconsider the previous ruling, and issue a new communist ruling in 24 hours.
____________
"On it!" - VA Democrats
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (HdYcL)
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Dems don’t believe in rules, they only believe in ruling over you by any means necessary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (/YotI)
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Guillotine!!
Posted by: Madame Defarge knits at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (4NO2D)
25
VA DA Jay Jones is probably going full Hedley Lamarr by hiring every cattle rustler and gangbanger he can.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)
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Now, Democrats would just shoot the dog and adopt a politically modified dog bred to serve.
More like trying to replace a dog with a raccoon and calling it a dog...
More like trying to replace a dog with a raccoon and calling it a dog...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (ynpvh)
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"Now, Democrats would just shoot the dog and adopt a politically modified dog bred to serve."
Meet the new dog.
While I eat the old dog.
Meet the new dog.
While I eat the old dog.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hilariously, Democrats want to remove two Black female justices - including the first Black woman ever to sit on the Virginia Supreme Court - so a multi-time loser white male Democrat can run in an easier district.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (iNUL3)
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Being willowed is the worst. What is the world going to do without my Domino's story.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (/YotI)
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When Democrats talk about "democracy", they always mean "permanent rule by the Democrat Party". After all, the names are almost the same.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)
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Well Tim Kaine is an imbecille with a JD.
Also check out this new Pratt ad put out by the public unions:
https://tinyurl.com/ykyvfbdb
Not The Bee.
Also check out this new Pratt ad put out by the public unions:
https://tinyurl.com/ykyvfbdb
Not The Bee.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (xvV+O)
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Lots of screeching about ending the filibuster and packing SCOTUS. Lots of silence when asked how they feel about republicans doing this.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (pZEOD)
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29 Hilariously, Democrats want to remove two Black female justices - including the first Black woman ever to sit on the Virginia Supreme Court - so a multi-time loser white male Democrat can run in an easier district.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (iNUL3)
They have to b/c that's the only way to eliminate all the judges who voted yes...
This court is a liberal court, so all these Ds feel betrayed.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (iNUL3)
They have to b/c that's the only way to eliminate all the judges who voted yes...
This court is a liberal court, so all these Ds feel betrayed.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (tOcjL)
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Virginia Democrats trying to do what the Congressional Democrats want to do. I think Congressional leftists have a better chance than those in VA. Nationally, they've got a compliant GOP to go along with the scheme.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (jehhT)
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Being willowed is the worst. What is the world going to do without my Domino's story.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM
Domino's is half price this week, I think.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM
Domino's is half price this week, I think.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (4NO2D)
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They will eventually do something that will start a shooting war. Their threats to arrest the people they don't like upon returning to the White House seems like the likely trigger if they go through with it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
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31 When Democrats talk about "democracy", they always mean "permanent rule by the Democrat Party". After all, the names are almost the same.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)
it's like places with the name People's Democratic Republic...it tends to be none of the above.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)
it's like places with the name People's Democratic Republic...it tends to be none of the above.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (ynpvh)
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I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
Budgets and impeachments.
They can throw up roadblocks (but not completely stop) to Trump's agenda.
Plus with a Dem speaker, all you need to do is take out two dudes and presto change-o, Dem president!
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
Budgets and impeachments.
They can throw up roadblocks (but not completely stop) to Trump's agenda.
Plus with a Dem speaker, all you need to do is take out two dudes and presto change-o, Dem president!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (iNUL3)
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16 What I don't get is.... why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections? It's a midterm. If Republicans keep the House and Senate, barely, what is going to be different than now?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha
=======
Charges are incoming on Dems for voter fraud, financial fraud, and immigration fraud. Holding the House and stuffing up US government finances is the only card they have. Imagine endless government shutdown to cause financial havoc and the US to have a bond crisis.
That is why they want the House so badly. 2028 is for all the marbles due to Census, blue state financial implosions pending, mass financial fraud to buy votes, and mass deportations of their prospective voting base.
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha
=======
Charges are incoming on Dems for voter fraud, financial fraud, and immigration fraud. Holding the House and stuffing up US government finances is the only card they have. Imagine endless government shutdown to cause financial havoc and the US to have a bond crisis.
That is why they want the House so badly. 2028 is for all the marbles due to Census, blue state financial implosions pending, mass financial fraud to buy votes, and mass deportations of their prospective voting base.
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
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Lots of screeching about ending the filibuster and packing SCOTUS. Lots of silence when asked how they feel about republicans doing this.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (pZEOD)
Because Trump has already done it, you see.......
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (pZEOD)
Because Trump has already done it, you see.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well Tim Kaine is an imbecille with a JD.
____________
"Imbecile with a JD" is hardly a small set of people.
Well Tim Kaine is an imbecille with a JD.
____________
"Imbecile with a JD" is hardly a small set of people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)
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VA DA Jay Jones is probably going full Hedley Lamarr by hiring every cattle rustler and gangbanger he can.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)
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Don't forget rapists and rapists. He likes rapists.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)
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Don't forget rapists and rapists. He likes rapists.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (xvV+O)
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If this isn't a preview of coming attractions for when the Dems retake a few branches of federal government, I don't know what is.
Why aren't we codifying a cap at NINE justices now?
If this isn't a preview of coming attractions for when the Dems retake a few branches of federal government, I don't know what is.
Why aren't we codifying a cap at NINE justices now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (XJ22o)
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Lots of screeching about ending the filibuster and packing SCOTUS. Lots of silence when asked how they feel about republicans doing this.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM
They don't plan on losing power ever again once they grab it back.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM
They don't plan on losing power ever again once they grab it back.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:10 PM (4NO2D)
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34 29 Hilariously, Democrats want to remove two Black female justices - including the first Black woman ever to sit on the Virginia Supreme Court - so a multi-time loser white male Democrat can run in an easier district.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (iNUL3)
They have to b/c that's the only way to eliminate all the judges who voted yes...
This court is a liberal court, so all these Ds feel betrayed.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (tOcjL)
When dems act so badly that even dem jurists have to spank them...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:07 PM (iNUL3)
They have to b/c that's the only way to eliminate all the judges who voted yes...
This court is a liberal court, so all these Ds feel betrayed.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM (tOcjL)
When dems act so badly that even dem jurists have to spank them...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 01:10 PM (ynpvh)
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What I don't get is.... why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections? It's a midterm. If Republicans keep the House and Senate, barely, what is going to be different than now?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
They have some kind of foolproof Wile E Coyote plan that will definitely get the Trump Runner this time.
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
They have some kind of foolproof Wile E Coyote plan that will definitely get the Trump Runner this time.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)
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People are asking Grok to draw non-race, non-partisan, full-county, compact, population near-equal Congressional district maps.
D is 158. R is 280.
That's how much cheating is in the blue state gerrymandering.
D is 158. R is 280.
That's how much cheating is in the blue state gerrymandering.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:10 PM (MtSIY)
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They will eventually do something that will start a shooting war. Their threats to arrest the people they don't like upon returning to the White House seems like the likely trigger if they go through with it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
They've been literally shooting for years now. We're not going to return fire.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
They've been literally shooting for years now. We're not going to return fire.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:10 PM (iNUL3)
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Ya know, I gotta hand it to these VA Democraps. They are odious and slimy and yuge oozing scabs on the scrotum of society.
But they do not give up. Not ever. No matter what, no matter how insane or illegal, they just keep going, like gay retarded Terminators with their sites set on anal rape.
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop -- ever -- until we are dead.
I wish we had guys on our side like that. Not joking.
But they do not give up. Not ever. No matter what, no matter how insane or illegal, they just keep going, like gay retarded Terminators with their sites set on anal rape.
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop -- ever -- until we are dead.
I wish we had guys on our side like that. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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12 it would be hilarious if the dems tried to force out the va supreme ct judges and the judges rule that that's illegal
Posted by: gnats local 678
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What else do you expect from a state AG who wants to murder his political opponents yet cannot spell Virginia in his petition to Scotus.
Posted by: gnats local 678
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What else do you expect from a state AG who wants to murder his political opponents yet cannot spell Virginia in his petition to Scotus.
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2026 01:11 PM (E4rtv)
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Hey, Piper, I hope you had a great Mother's Day yesterday.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Why aren't we codifying a cap at NINE justices now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because the white-shoe, hail-fellow-well-met, reach across the aisle, comity at all costs statist GOPe would dirty their knickers at attempt to do so. It's just not the thing to do, don'cha know?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because the white-shoe, hail-fellow-well-met, reach across the aisle, comity at all costs statist GOPe would dirty their knickers at attempt to do so. It's just not the thing to do, don'cha know?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5)
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I wish we had guys on our side like that. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
We do. But they are Christian and waiting for the justification of a just war.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
We do. But they are Christian and waiting for the justification of a just war.
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)
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There was humour aplenty in the comments of the previous Thread, but the content did have information that we, as commentators, should inculcate and practice:
Be gentle. Ewoks are small and sensitive. They do not appreciate untoward japes concerning their shelving.
Communication and trust are essential.
Praise and reassure the Ewok.
Monitor for any signs of discomfort or bleeding.
Healthy Ewoks deliver strong content.
Be gentle. Ewoks are small and sensitive. They do not appreciate untoward japes concerning their shelving.
Communication and trust are essential.
Praise and reassure the Ewok.
Monitor for any signs of discomfort or bleeding.
Healthy Ewoks deliver strong content.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (0sNs1)
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53 Why aren't we codifying a cap at NINE justices now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because the white-shoe, hail-fellow-well-met, reach across the aisle, comity at all costs statist GOPe would dirty their knickers at attempt to do so. It's just not the thing to do, don'cha know?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5
Demand Congress pass a Constitutional amendment locking this in.
And quit laughing at me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because the white-shoe, hail-fellow-well-met, reach across the aisle, comity at all costs statist GOPe would dirty their knickers at attempt to do so. It's just not the thing to do, don'cha know?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5
Demand Congress pass a Constitutional amendment locking this in.
And quit laughing at me.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (MV72J)
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Democrats are like rust, they never sleep, they persist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (2GVsD)
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We do. But they are Christian and waiting for the justification of a just war.
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)
We don't want to kill anyone. However, we appear to be on a societal path leading to a requirement to do a battle of good versus evil. In the near future.
Horrifying, honestly.
We do. But they are Christian and waiting for the justification of a just war.
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)
We don't want to kill anyone. However, we appear to be on a societal path leading to a requirement to do a battle of good versus evil. In the near future.
Horrifying, honestly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Why aren't we codifying a cap at NINE justices now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It is codified, I think. That's how it was set at nine.
Do you mean to amend the Constitution to remove that ability from Congress?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It is codified, I think. That's how it was set at nine.
Do you mean to amend the Constitution to remove that ability from Congress?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (4NO2D)
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Democrats are like rust, they never sleep, they persist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (2GVsD)
Rust?
PEW PEW PEW!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (2GVsD)
Rust?
PEW PEW PEW!!!
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 11, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 11, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)
62
They don't plan on losing power ever again once they grab it back.
There was a book that came out during Obama's first term about how the Democrats would never lose another national election. The Dems and the media were blowing each other in celebration all the way until 2016.
There was a book that came out during Obama's first term about how the Democrats would never lose another national election. The Dems and the media were blowing each other in celebration all the way until 2016.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)
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This should have a spotlight shined on it (if the Party Opposite were smart - quit laughing at me). This is how the federal Dems will behave, not just in VA.
They are telling you what they will do and are quite transparent about it.
They are telling you what they will do and are quite transparent about it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 01:14 PM (MV72J)
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I'm at the point where Spanberger could come out and say "I am arresting the SC judges and nullifying the decision" and I would follow her into battle. Judicial supremacy is a farce.
Republicans could potentially have 19 redistricted seats this coming election. 😭 Our only hope is they spread their margins too thin for their unpopularity. It's pretty unlikely though, the house is cooked
Democrats should ignore the ruling and continue. Don't go "high" when they go "low" its time to STOP playing nice. Republicans without holding any VOTE is Gerrymandering to the max but when people on the Democrat side do VOTE, it is deemed illegal lmao.
The decision is just an overly technical excuse for ignoring the will of the people. The justices badly misjudged their roles. State constitutions are supposed to embody the will of the people. Using a questionable interpretation of an ambiguous term to use it to block the will of the people is IMHO malpractice. I’m fine with chucking the lot of them and starting from fresh
Expecting a state that had a republican Governor and is 48% Republican to act aggressively here is silly.
Republicans could potentially have 19 redistricted seats this coming election. 😭 Our only hope is they spread their margins too thin for their unpopularity. It's pretty unlikely though, the house is cooked
Democrats should ignore the ruling and continue. Don't go "high" when they go "low" its time to STOP playing nice. Republicans without holding any VOTE is Gerrymandering to the max but when people on the Democrat side do VOTE, it is deemed illegal lmao.
The decision is just an overly technical excuse for ignoring the will of the people. The justices badly misjudged their roles. State constitutions are supposed to embody the will of the people. Using a questionable interpretation of an ambiguous term to use it to block the will of the people is IMHO malpractice. I’m fine with chucking the lot of them and starting from fresh
Expecting a state that had a republican Governor and is 48% Republican to act aggressively here is silly.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (JCZqz)
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Afternoon Ace. Thx for posting my comment about Lucas on X. It's gotten 107k views thus far. Funnies thing is how many people couldn't believe it was true
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (gu0hJ)
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Setting a limit to nine justices on SCOTUS would take a Constitutional amendment I believe.
If you can get Congress and 33 states to pass it, I guess it could be done.
If you can get Congress and 33 states to pass it, I guess it could be done.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (6ydKt)
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I am eagerly looking forward to Ace's latest update on the crows.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)
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It's just not the thing to do, don'cha know?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM
You have no idea how easy it is to no longer be invited to the right parties.
* shudder *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM
You have no idea how easy it is to no longer be invited to the right parties.
* shudder *
Posted by: GOPe at May 11, 2026 01:16 PM (0sNs1)
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59 Why aren't we codifying a cap at NINE justices now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It is codified, I think. That's how it was set at nine.
Do you mean to amend the Constitution to remove that ability from Congress?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (4NO2D)
Judiciary Act of 1869 - 9 justices, but future Congresses are allowed to change the size of the SC by law (note presidents cannot do so, thus why FDR's scheme failed).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It is codified, I think. That's how it was set at nine.
Do you mean to amend the Constitution to remove that ability from Congress?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (4NO2D)
Judiciary Act of 1869 - 9 justices, but future Congresses are allowed to change the size of the SC by law (note presidents cannot do so, thus why FDR's scheme failed).
Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 01:16 PM (tOcjL)
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Wow.
Surovell said that the time restrictions at the Department of Elections make the notion impractical.
So if it was possible in practical terms, I assume, he would have no problem with the blatant illegality, the naked powermongering, the hippocritical posturing of aged Dems insisting that justices younger than them "retire".
Surovell said that the time restrictions at the Department of Elections make the notion impractical.
So if it was possible in practical terms, I assume, he would have no problem with the blatant illegality, the naked powermongering, the hippocritical posturing of aged Dems insisting that justices younger than them "retire".
Posted by: RandomDave at May 11, 2026 01:16 PM (aJQbY)
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Democrats should ignore the ruling and continue. Don't go "high" when they go "low" its time to STOP playing nice. Republicans without holding any VOTE is Gerrymandering to the max but when people on the Democrat side do VOTE, it is deemed illegal lmao.
It was deemed illegal because it WAS illegal, stupid.
It was deemed illegal because it WAS illegal, stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'm at the point where Spanberger could come out and say "I am arresting the SC judges and nullifying the decision" and I would follow her into battle. Judicial supremacy is a farce.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (JCZqz)
Now do gay marriage.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (JCZqz)
Now do gay marriage.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:17 PM (iNUL3)
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goebbels: the judges won't let us do that
adolf: hold my tea cup
adolf: hold my tea cup
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 11, 2026 01:17 PM (CWTWj)
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In a court filing on April 23, Virginia Commissioner of Elections Steven Koski wrote that any changes to the district maps would have to happen before May 12, which is this Tuesday, in order for the Dept. of Elections to be able to have time to prepare for midterms. pic.twitter.com/oGKhFyofgq
— Brandon Jarvis (@Jaaavis) May 10, 2026
The Democrats will fire him, too, and install a Commissioner with a more can-do attitude.
While the Legislature is at it, why don't they cut to the chase and make CIA Barbie the Dictator of Virginia? With the power to simply appoint US Congresscritters?
— Brandon Jarvis (@Jaaavis) May 10, 2026
The Democrats will fire him, too, and install a Commissioner with a more can-do attitude.
While the Legislature is at it, why don't they cut to the chase and make CIA Barbie the Dictator of Virginia? With the power to simply appoint US Congresscritters?
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 01:17 PM (5rh/l)
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The Dems and the media were blowing each other in celebration all the way until 2016.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:14 PM
I have offered sage advice concerning that here numerous times.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:14 PM
I have offered sage advice concerning that here numerous times.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at May 11, 2026 01:18 PM (0sNs1)
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16 What I don't get is.... why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections? It's a midterm. If Republicans keep the House and Senate, barely, what is going to be different than now?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
Good question! Aside from Impeachment Theater, the only thing I can think of is a reprise of the Schiff Gambit, using their control of committee chairmanships to give cover to members lying about classified information to make Republicans look bad. With them acting like it's an existential threat if they don't have that option, as if they have no chance to retake the White House without it, I find that encouraging.
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
Good question! Aside from Impeachment Theater, the only thing I can think of is a reprise of the Schiff Gambit, using their control of committee chairmanships to give cover to members lying about classified information to make Republicans look bad. With them acting like it's an existential threat if they don't have that option, as if they have no chance to retake the White House without it, I find that encouraging.
Posted by: SciVo at May 11, 2026 01:18 PM (Sy6m/)
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"Democrats in Richmond lower the mandatory retirement age for state Supreme Court justices... from 75 to 54 ..."
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If that fails, mandate that they be forcibly removed to Canada and placed at the top of the MAID list there.
Either that, or have Chuck U. Schumer publicly call for -- and induce one of their psychopathic base to carry out -- the assassinations of them and their families ... six ways from Sunday with the help of their GloboHomo Deep State handlers.
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If that fails, mandate that they be forcibly removed to Canada and placed at the top of the MAID list there.
Either that, or have Chuck U. Schumer publicly call for -- and induce one of their psychopathic base to carry out -- the assassinations of them and their families ... six ways from Sunday with the help of their GloboHomo Deep State handlers.
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 01:18 PM (ePd8V)
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Why aren't we codifying a cap at NINE justices now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because the white-shoe, hail-fellow-well-met, reach across the aisle, comity at all costs statist GOPe would dirty their knickers at attempt to do so. It's just not the thing to do, don'cha know?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5
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We can't even get the GOP House and Senate to legislate that only Americans should vote in our federal elections. They're that malevolent and useless. Both terms apply.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because the white-shoe, hail-fellow-well-met, reach across the aisle, comity at all costs statist GOPe would dirty their knickers at attempt to do so. It's just not the thing to do, don'cha know?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5
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We can't even get the GOP House and Senate to legislate that only Americans should vote in our federal elections. They're that malevolent and useless. Both terms apply.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)
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In order for Republicans to offer up some sort of resistance they've first got to acknowledge that a hot civil war is upon us. It may not be as violent as the last one, but to be sure, one side is actively shooting at and killing Republican/conservative leaders.
Yet... there's a common refusal among many Republicans to even acknowledge this fact.
Yet... there's a common refusal among many Republicans to even acknowledge this fact.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 01:18 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)
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@69 yup, the Republican Congress could increase the judges to eleven or whatever they wanted to. Hahahahaha, I crack myself up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 01:19 PM (gu0hJ)
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How those shirt sales goin to?
These arrogant leftist shitheads made a shirt "ten fucking one!"
Knowing their process was corrupt, they celebrated a tad early.
Fuck the left until dead
That is all
These arrogant leftist shitheads made a shirt "ten fucking one!"
Knowing their process was corrupt, they celebrated a tad early.
Fuck the left until dead
That is all
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 01:19 PM (b4ZyU)
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Intercepted Reddit Transmissions -
Wow, again - those people STILL think they are the ones "playing nice"? What color is the sky in their world?
Wow, again - those people STILL think they are the ones "playing nice"? What color is the sky in their world?
Posted by: RandomDave at May 11, 2026 01:19 PM (aJQbY)
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Democrats are after one thing- power. They don’t care how they get it or what has to be done. They want it.
What will they do with that power? They’re told you many times already it’s about what they want, not the citizens. They want a 100 year Reich of Democrats authoritarianism.
Believe what they say. They did it on 2020. They did it during Covid. These aren’t people you can negotiate with or that will appeal to reason.
These midterms are going to witness the worst fraud in our history. Bank on it
What will they do with that power? They’re told you many times already it’s about what they want, not the citizens. They want a 100 year Reich of Democrats authoritarianism.
Believe what they say. They did it on 2020. They did it during Covid. These aren’t people you can negotiate with or that will appeal to reason.
These midterms are going to witness the worst fraud in our history. Bank on it
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:20 PM (Pu/zx)
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Democrats are like rust, they never sleep, they persist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM
Our young Padawans have learned well.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM
Our young Padawans have learned well.
Posted by: Big Penguin at May 11, 2026 01:20 PM (0sNs1)
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Mandatory retirement for EVERYBODY at age 54.
Carousel.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Including those who passed the new law!!
Carousel.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Including those who passed the new law!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2026 01:20 PM (SC8Ww)
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Expecting a state that had a republican Governor and is 48% Republican to act aggressively here is silly.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (JCZqz)
Eventually this guy will start replacing ‘silly’ with ‘insane’ on a regular basis and that’s when he’ll stop being a Democrat.
If they don’t ban him from the subreddit first.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (JCZqz)
Eventually this guy will start replacing ‘silly’ with ‘insane’ on a regular basis and that’s when he’ll stop being a Democrat.
If they don’t ban him from the subreddit first.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:20 PM (6ydKt)
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I'm guessing Ace was standing up when he wrote this.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 11, 2026 01:21 PM (5eIFu)
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A mandatory retirement age for Democrats in the House and Senate would wipe out two-thirds of their geriatrics.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:21 PM (Pu/zx)
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Power-hungry assholes.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ48h)
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Last time I got a prostate exam the doctor was digging around in there so much I asked if he lost his watch.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:22 PM (Pu/zx)
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it's like places with the name People's Democratic Republic...it tends to be none of the above.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (ynpvh)
Nope. They are democracies and republics. Its in the name, remember?
it's like places with the name People's Democratic Republic...it tends to be none of the above.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (ynpvh)
Nope. They are democracies and republics. Its in the name, remember?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 01:23 PM (MV72J)
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I'm guessing Ace was standing up when he wrote this.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 11, 2026 01:21 PM (5eIFu)
He had it in the can before they investigated his can.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 11, 2026 01:21 PM (5eIFu)
He had it in the can before they investigated his can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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" lower the mandatory retirement age for state Supreme Court justices... from 75 to 54"
Yeah, sure, but Congress too.
Yeah, sure, but Congress too.
Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 01:23 PM (vFG9F)
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Blatant will to power.
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)
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For communists, all of the tradition, history, and precedence accrued during previous 24 hours is reset with the rising of the sun.
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 01:24 PM (rj6Yv)
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Democrats should ignore the ruling and continue. Don't go "high" when they go "low" its time to STOP playing nice. Republicans without holding any VOTE is Gerrymandering to the max but when people on the Democrat side do VOTE, it is deemed illegal lmao.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
When assassination is your "high" road, maybe we shouldn't wait to see what "low" road you take.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
When assassination is your "high" road, maybe we shouldn't wait to see what "low" road you take.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 11, 2026 01:24 PM (hWNBM)
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We do. But they are Christian and waiting for the justification of a just war.
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)
Both utterly true and a huge understatement
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)
Both utterly true and a huge understatement
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:25 PM (/YotI)
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If you can get Congress and 33 states to pass it, I guess it could be done.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (6ydKt)
38 states, actually. (3/4 of states)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:15 PM (6ydKt)
38 states, actually. (3/4 of states)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 01:25 PM (MV72J)
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43 Don't forget rapists and rapists. He likes rapists.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (xvV+O)
Even if they're chewing gum?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (xvV+O)
Even if they're chewing gum?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 11, 2026 01:25 PM (5eIFu)
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Last time I got a prostate exam the doctor was digging around in there so much I asked if he lost his watch.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:22 PM (Pu/zx)
Oh My! Do you have his name by chance?
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:22 PM (Pu/zx)
Oh My! Do you have his name by chance?
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at May 11, 2026 01:25 PM (HBTIy)
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A good meme for the Virginia Dems attempt is that guy that left his motorcycle hanging from the traffic light.
That is definitely one of the craziest videos I have ever seen.
That is definitely one of the craziest videos I have ever seen.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)
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52 Hey, Piper, I hope you had a great Mother's Day yesterday.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:11 PM
Thank you, Bulg! I did.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:11 PM
Thank you, Bulg! I did.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (pZEOD)
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They will eventually do something that will start a shooting war. Their threats to arrest the people they don't like upon returning to the White House seems like the likely trigger if they go through with it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
Nope. Don't see any evidence of that happening.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
Nope. Don't see any evidence of that happening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (g8Ew8)
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I sure wish that all the various red states that can do what LA and TN did would do it.
Fuckin IN with its Pence-RINOs.
And up in the NE, how can MA, CT, ME, and the others in New England be sued or challenged somehow to allow some red districts where there are none now?
Fuckin IN with its Pence-RINOs.
And up in the NE, how can MA, CT, ME, and the others in New England be sued or challenged somehow to allow some red districts where there are none now?
Posted by: M. Gaga at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (ePd8V)
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And up in the NE, how can MA, CT, ME, and the others in New England be sued or challenged somehow to allow some red districts where there are none now?
There are rumblings of such a lawsuit happening in Maryland, the most gerrymandered state in the union.
There are rumblings of such a lawsuit happening in Maryland, the most gerrymandered state in the union.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:29 PM (2ocoG)
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104 They will eventually do something that will start a shooting war. Their threats to arrest the people they don't like upon returning to the White House seems like the likely trigger if they go through with it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
Nope. Don't see any evidence of that happening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (g8Ew
They will do things that WOULD provoke a shooting war, but our side will never engage because we do not have the institutional Law Support that they do.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
Nope. Don't see any evidence of that happening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (g8Ew
They will do things that WOULD provoke a shooting war, but our side will never engage because we do not have the institutional Law Support that they do.
Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 01:29 PM (iXqHn)
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84 Democrats are after one thing- power. They don’t care how they get it or what has to be done. They want it.
What will they do with that power? They’re told you many times already it’s about what they want, not the citizens. They want a 100 year Reich of Democrats authoritarianism.
Believe what they say. They did it on 2020. They did it during Covid. These aren’t people you can negotiate with or that will appeal to reason.
These midterms are going to witness the worst fraud in our history. Bank on it
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:20 PM (Pu/zx)
The fraud and USAID funding schemes have shown the Democrats really want total power in order to steal unlimited money from the US Treasury. Persecuting non-Leftists will be an add-on benefit.
What will they do with that power? They’re told you many times already it’s about what they want, not the citizens. They want a 100 year Reich of Democrats authoritarianism.
Believe what they say. They did it on 2020. They did it during Covid. These aren’t people you can negotiate with or that will appeal to reason.
These midterms are going to witness the worst fraud in our history. Bank on it
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:20 PM (Pu/zx)
The fraud and USAID funding schemes have shown the Democrats really want total power in order to steal unlimited money from the US Treasury. Persecuting non-Leftists will be an add-on benefit.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 01:29 PM (5rh/l)
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104 They will eventually do something that will start a shooting war. Their threats to arrest the people they don't like upon returning to the White House seems like the likely trigger if they go through with it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
Nope. Don't see any evidence of that happening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (g8Ew
Agreed. If the 2020 coup didn't bring a shooting war, nothing will.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:09 PM (52qkP)
Nope. Don't see any evidence of that happening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2026 01:27 PM (g8Ew
Agreed. If the 2020 coup didn't bring a shooting war, nothing will.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)
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Dems lose electoral college: The electoral college isn't fair!
Dems lose the popular vote: The popular vote isn't fair!
Dems lose on reshaping districts: Reshaping districts isn't fair!
Dems get up in the morning: The morning isn't fair!
Dems lose electoral college: The electoral college isn't fair!
Dems lose the popular vote: The popular vote isn't fair!
Dems lose on reshaping districts: Reshaping districts isn't fair!
Dems get up in the morning: The morning isn't fair!
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:30 PM (/YotI)
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As crazy as VA Dems are, they're still not as kooky in the head as the Bulwarkites booming for Platner in '28.
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)
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Agreed. If the 2020 coup didn't bring a shooting war, nothing will.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)
What ? Are you trying to tell me that Biden didn't get the most votes of any President in history ? I shan't believe it...
Agreed. If the 2020 coup didn't bring a shooting war, nothing will.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)
What ? Are you trying to tell me that Biden didn't get the most votes of any President in history ? I shan't believe it...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2026 01:31 PM (asBle)
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What I don't get is.... why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections? It's a midterm. If Republicans keep the House and Senate, barely, what is going to be different than now?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
The Left have the mental and emotional stability of unhinged two-year-olds. Absolutely any impediment to their plans, no matter how temporary or how small, are literally THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
The Left have the mental and emotional stability of unhinged two-year-olds. Absolutely any impediment to their plans, no matter how temporary or how small, are literally THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
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My observations: The VA Dems they were on thin ice the way they tried to slam it through when it was too late. They knew it. So they asked the Court to wait until the voting was done before ruling. Hoping that they would get, say 70 percent approval.
If they would have gotten that much, the Court lefties could have gotten whatever votes they needed as it was the will of the people. One percent is not enough margin to be safe.
If they would have gotten that much, the Court lefties could have gotten whatever votes they needed as it was the will of the people. One percent is not enough margin to be safe.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (w3u3d)
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lol. Democrats have been steamrolling Republicans for years. Gerrymandering in every way possible, illegally. Census counting. Voter fraud. The whole gamut.
But Democrats are going to “take the gloves off?
I just laughed so hard I puked.
What has happened is that Republicans finally found a set of balls and are fighting fire with a flamethrower.
It makes me wonder where this generation of Republicans came from.
Democrats want to go kinetic because they have no other options. They’ve been exposed for who they are. They are even telling you they aren’t interested in our democratic republic. They want full blown Marxism and conflicted.
I say, go for it you fags. All those people you’ve been pissing on for years are ready to put down their beers and pick up that AR you keep trying to take from them, pussies.
But Democrats are going to “take the gloves off?
I just laughed so hard I puked.
What has happened is that Republicans finally found a set of balls and are fighting fire with a flamethrower.
It makes me wonder where this generation of Republicans came from.
Democrats want to go kinetic because they have no other options. They’ve been exposed for who they are. They are even telling you they aren’t interested in our democratic republic. They want full blown Marxism and conflicted.
I say, go for it you fags. All those people you’ve been pissing on for years are ready to put down their beers and pick up that AR you keep trying to take from them, pussies.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (EJWxb)
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They should do one big Constitutional Amendment-o-rama vote:
9 Justices
Congressional Term Limits
Election day is Election Day only, with voter ID
No Birthright Citizenship
Abortion is Illegal
D.C. will never be a state
We can think of more.
Go for broke while the GOP has the numbers to do it in Congress and 38 States,(thanks Cow Demon)
9 Justices
Congressional Term Limits
Election day is Election Day only, with voter ID
No Birthright Citizenship
Abortion is Illegal
D.C. will never be a state
We can think of more.
Go for broke while the GOP has the numbers to do it in Congress and 38 States,(thanks Cow Demon)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (6ydKt)
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> They will eventually do something that will start a shooting war. Their threats to arrest the people they don't like upon returning to the White House seems like the likely trigger if they go through with it.
>> Intercepted Reddit Transmissions -
Wow, again - those people STILL think they are the ones "playing nice"? What color is the sky in their world?
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Question one; Who's doing the shooting here? Because there is shooting going on.
Question two; We're not playing nice? They think we're the violent ones and deserve to be shot.
>> Intercepted Reddit Transmissions -
Wow, again - those people STILL think they are the ones "playing nice"? What color is the sky in their world?
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Question one; Who's doing the shooting here? Because there is shooting going on.
Question two; We're not playing nice? They think we're the violent ones and deserve to be shot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 01:33 PM (jehhT)
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It is codified, I think. That's how it was set at nine.
Do you mean to amend the Constitution to remove that ability from Congress?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (4NO2D)
Judiciary Act of 1869 - 9 justices, but future Congresses are allowed to change the size of the SC by law (note presidents cannot do so, thus why FDR's scheme failed).
Posted by: Nova Local
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I guess that's what I mean.
Hmm, yikes, we're talking about a Constitutional amendment then. Not bloody likely?
It is codified, I think. That's how it was set at nine.
Do you mean to amend the Constitution to remove that ability from Congress?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:13 PM (4NO2D)
Judiciary Act of 1869 - 9 justices, but future Congresses are allowed to change the size of the SC by law (note presidents cannot do so, thus why FDR's scheme failed).
Posted by: Nova Local
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I guess that's what I mean.
Hmm, yikes, we're talking about a Constitutional amendment then. Not bloody likely?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 01:33 PM (XJ22o)
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the smell of panic is sweet!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 11, 2026 01:00 PM (VyBeY)
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Oh, tears, tears, everywhere there's tears
Blurring out the scenery, grinding my gears
Lose this, and lose that, can't you lick my tears?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 11, 2026 01:00 PM (VyBeY)
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Oh, tears, tears, everywhere there's tears
Blurring out the scenery, grinding my gears
Lose this, and lose that, can't you lick my tears?
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 01:34 PM (ePd8V)
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These people are violent communist revolutionaries and it's long past time we all start calling a spade a spade and treating them accordingly.
Posted by: ballistic at May 11, 2026 01:34 PM (oqH4h)
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117 Go for broke while the GOP has the numbers to do it in Congress and 38 States,(thanks Cow Demon)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (6ydKt)
Reinstitute Sodomy Laws.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (6ydKt)
Reinstitute Sodomy Laws.
Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)
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Let us violate the clear wording of our state constitution or else we will take the also-unconstitutional step of declaring 54-year-olds to be too elderly to work.
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Nancy Pelosi , Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders and Mitch McConnell say "Hold my Geritol."
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Nancy Pelosi , Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders and Mitch McConnell say "Hold my Geritol."
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2026 01:34 PM (lCppi)
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What I don't get is.... why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections? It's a midterm. If Republicans keep the House and Senate, barely, what is going to be different than now?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
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Because the math is brutal. Here's the math:
At the very best, an impossible D +8 election, there are 18 seats that may flip.
But, that was before the Southern redistricting of the last few weeks; and on-going.
2024 was a wave election. Any time before 2012, if you'd said "the Republican will sweep all swing states" you'd expect 20-40 House seats to flip with him.
Rs flipped 8 seats.
Only 4 of those were by less than 2%; the rest were 10+; they ain't flipping back. (All incumbents are running for re-election, btw)
They were able to do that because--in blue states--they have so precisely districted that Rs are completely, totally confined in districts that can't be flipped.
And blue ones are (mostly) equally safe.
They absolutely had to have those VA seats. Plus the illegal seats in the South.
Just to get close to flipping the House.
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
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Because the math is brutal. Here's the math:
At the very best, an impossible D +8 election, there are 18 seats that may flip.
But, that was before the Southern redistricting of the last few weeks; and on-going.
2024 was a wave election. Any time before 2012, if you'd said "the Republican will sweep all swing states" you'd expect 20-40 House seats to flip with him.
Rs flipped 8 seats.
Only 4 of those were by less than 2%; the rest were 10+; they ain't flipping back. (All incumbents are running for re-election, btw)
They were able to do that because--in blue states--they have so precisely districted that Rs are completely, totally confined in districts that can't be flipped.
And blue ones are (mostly) equally safe.
They absolutely had to have those VA seats. Plus the illegal seats in the South.
Just to get close to flipping the House.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:34 PM (MtSIY)
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NOVA population continues to decrease as other areas of the state grow.
People who voted in the last election that were on the margin, aren’t there anymore.
I’m betting the next few election cycles in Virginia are going to be a lot different.
Just a guess. Democrats have unzipped their fly.
People who voted in the last election that were on the margin, aren’t there anymore.
I’m betting the next few election cycles in Virginia are going to be a lot different.
Just a guess. Democrats have unzipped their fly.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (EJWxb)
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-- Kristy Noem
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)
Her dog became a DEmocrat. Had to be done.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)
Her dog became a DEmocrat. Had to be done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (utfVc)
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117 They should do one big Constitutional Amendment-o-rama vote:
9 Justices
Congressional Term Limits
Election day is Election Day only, with voter ID
No Birthright Citizenship
Abortion is Illegal
D.C. will never be a state
We can think of more.
Go for broke while the GOP has the numbers to do it in Congress and 38 States,(thanks Cow Demon)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (6ydKt)
Unfortunately, the GOP does not have the numbers in Congress to get a constitutional amendment sent to the states for ratification. A two-thirds majority in both House and Senate is needed.
9 Justices
Congressional Term Limits
Election day is Election Day only, with voter ID
No Birthright Citizenship
Abortion is Illegal
D.C. will never be a state
We can think of more.
Go for broke while the GOP has the numbers to do it in Congress and 38 States,(thanks Cow Demon)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (6ydKt)
Unfortunately, the GOP does not have the numbers in Congress to get a constitutional amendment sent to the states for ratification. A two-thirds majority in both House and Senate is needed.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)
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What do female D staffers and "Our Democracy" have in common?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv)
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What will they do with that power? They’re told you many times already it’s about what they want, not the citizens. They want a 100 year Reich of Democrats authoritarianism.
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Which funnily enough means getting rid of anyone to the right over and over until only the most leftard faggot dictator and some loyal adherents are left standing.
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Which funnily enough means getting rid of anyone to the right over and over until only the most leftard faggot dictator and some loyal adherents are left standing.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:36 PM (/YotI)
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All the Democrats need to do in Virginia is wait for a hailstorm of micro-meteorites from outer space containing tiny alien spores, plant the spores, wait 12 year for the pod people to mature end emerge, grant citizenship to all the alien pod people, alter the pod people's DNA so they always vote Democrat, hold a new special election, get surprised when all the pod people instead vote one of themselves to office, panic, shoot all the pod peole, abolish the Democratic party entirely and all join Antifa, try to stage a violent revolution and get mowed down by redneck sharpshooters, rthen cry and crawl back into mommy's basement and eat some Cheetos.
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 01:36 PM (Av6i5)
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Wow, again - those people STILL think they are the ones "playing nice"? What color is the sky in their world?
Democrats use the word "nice" the same way that women, Minnesotans, and Canadians do: it actually means something closer to "passive-aggressive".
Democrats use the word "nice" the same way that women, Minnesotans, and Canadians do: it actually means something closer to "passive-aggressive".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)
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I say, go for it you fags. All those people you’ve been pissing on for years are ready to put down their beers and pick up that AR you keep trying to take from them, pussies.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (EJWxb)
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Skin that smoke wagon!
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:32 PM (EJWxb)
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Skin that smoke wagon!
Posted by: ballistic at May 11, 2026 01:36 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2026 01:36 PM (Cqx++)
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Reinstitute Sodomy Laws.
Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)
They’d start a Civil War over that alone.
Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)
They’d start a Civil War over that alone.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:36 PM (6ydKt)
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Just a guess. Democrats have unzipped their fly.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (EJWxb)
Not that anyone could tell...
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (EJWxb)
Not that anyone could tell...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:36 PM (iNUL3)
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I am eagerly looking forward to Ace's latest update on the crows.
Posted by: Bulg
.......
Mine brought a half a stale bagel and left it in the birdbath to soak. Then came back later and ate it.
Posted by: Bulg
.......
Mine brought a half a stale bagel and left it in the birdbath to soak. Then came back later and ate it.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2026 01:37 PM (UjdFS)
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And, sure enough, the Dems are plotting to change the primary system here in CA b/c there's a real chance the 2 GOPers could block out all Dems in the jungle system.........from the CA Post:
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A law that was brought in under Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to give all candidates an equal chance at the ballot is now being contested.
In California, the primaries — dubbed the “jungle primaries” — work in a way where the two candidates, regardless of party, who secure the top two positions in the June primary advance to the general election.
Now, a newly filed application is aiming to change that.
Political consultant Steve Maviglio filed a petition with state officials last week seeking a return to the pre-2010 traditional primary system, where separate primaries are held for each party and two candidates — one Republican and one Democrat — advance to the general election.
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A law that was brought in under Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to give all candidates an equal chance at the ballot is now being contested.
In California, the primaries — dubbed the “jungle primaries” — work in a way where the two candidates, regardless of party, who secure the top two positions in the June primary advance to the general election.
Now, a newly filed application is aiming to change that.
Political consultant Steve Maviglio filed a petition with state officials last week seeking a return to the pre-2010 traditional primary system, where separate primaries are held for each party and two candidates — one Republican and one Democrat — advance to the general election.
Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 01:37 PM (kX27y)
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Unfortunately, the GOP does not have the numbers in Congress to get a constitutional amendment sent to the states for ratification. A two-thirds majority in both House and Senate is needed.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)
I forgot that part.
Oh well, it was a nice dream while it lasted.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)
I forgot that part.
Oh well, it was a nice dream while it lasted.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:38 PM (6ydKt)
139
Femocrats have woke up and suddenly realized what happens to the party in power when it wins a foreign war.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:38 PM (/YotI)
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lol. You have to admire how absolutely out of touch you have to be to believe that Democrats are “playing nice”. They’ve been curb stomping republicans for years, and Republicans went along with it like gimps.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (EJWxb)
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No matter your feelings about Trump, never ever ever forget the man is a born showman.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (/YotI)
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Dems get up in the morning: The morning isn't fair!
Posted by: ...
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They do look pretty constipated.
Posted by: ...
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They do look pretty constipated.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)
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Wait, you mean people don't want to pay $30 for a hamburger combo???
@nypost 40m
Five Guys closing multiple California stores, including 2 LA County locations
@nypost 40m
Five Guys closing multiple California stores, including 2 LA County locations
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (diia5)
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What I don't get is.... why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections? It's a midterm. If Republicans keep the House and Senate, barely, what is going to be different than now?
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
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It's "Stop Trump!!" by any means necessary. If Trump can actually work throughout his term without multiple impeachments, investigations, etc., there will be long term structural changes to the Dems traditional power base, not only in redistricting but in the continued/permanent cutoff of USAID and DOGE -discovered fraud, plus probably more, which is the lifeblood of their grift.
I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
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It's "Stop Trump!!" by any means necessary. If Trump can actually work throughout his term without multiple impeachments, investigations, etc., there will be long term structural changes to the Dems traditional power base, not only in redistricting but in the continued/permanent cutoff of USAID and DOGE -discovered fraud, plus probably more, which is the lifeblood of their grift.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (lCppi)
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And you have to understand their strategy:
- flip the House in 2026
- endless hearing and smear campaigns against Trump to stall his agenda; drive a wedge into MAGA
- endless pointless doomed-to-fail bills to set up the 2028 campaign for President
- that is their "plan" to win 2028.
Because, the 2028 President is the whole ball of wax:
- 2 to 3 Supreme Court Justices
- 2030 Census
- mass deportation or mass amnesty
- flip the House in 2026
- endless hearing and smear campaigns against Trump to stall his agenda; drive a wedge into MAGA
- endless pointless doomed-to-fail bills to set up the 2028 campaign for President
- that is their "plan" to win 2028.
Because, the 2028 President is the whole ball of wax:
- 2 to 3 Supreme Court Justices
- 2030 Census
- mass deportation or mass amnesty
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (MtSIY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (27aLr)
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I am eagerly looking forward to Ace's latest update on the crows.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)
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If it involves crow prostate exams -- I'm out.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)
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If it involves crow prostate exams -- I'm out.
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (ePd8V)
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8 Now, Democrats would just shoot the dog
Hey, we Republicans can do that too, you know.
-- Kristi Noem
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026
Please don’t!🐶🥺
Hey, we Republicans can do that too, you know.
-- Kristi Noem
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026
Please don’t!🐶🥺
Posted by: The Dog at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (XodLO)
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No matter your feelings about Trump, never ever ever forget the man is a born showman.
His upcoming visit with Winnie the Xi should be a hell of a thing.
His upcoming visit with Winnie the Xi should be a hell of a thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)
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What do female D staffers and "Our Democracy" have in common?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv)
They both have dicks?
No... that's not it...
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv)
They both have dicks?
No... that's not it...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 01:41 PM (iNUL3)
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The most important thing to a Democrat next to power is Narrative.
Winning the House gives them their stupid narrative back. Right now they are just a marginal useless POS party. You'd never know it the way they talk but they are.
Winning the House gives them their stupid narrative back. Right now they are just a marginal useless POS party. You'd never know it the way they talk but they are.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:42 PM (/YotI)
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If it involves crow prostate exams -- I'm out.
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (ePd8V)
Don't worry, I've got your back.
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (ePd8V)
Don't worry, I've got your back.
Posted by: Pete Bootiegig at May 11, 2026 01:42 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 11, 2026 01:43 PM (27aLr)
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I see datarepublican had a post exposing the Democrat-Globalist entity NGO network. It was completely mapped out with every linkage.
One big global money laundering and fraud network that was meant to be a shadow government.
One big global money laundering and fraud network that was meant to be a shadow government.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 01:43 PM (EJWxb)
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I mean in the public consciousness.
Think about it. What are Democrats doing? What are they driving? What are they even promising?
At the moment they may as well not even exist.
Think about it. What are Democrats doing? What are they driving? What are they even promising?
At the moment they may as well not even exist.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:43 PM (/YotI)
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Weird... so a State 'could' change its congressional districts today?
Yet, I have a vote by mail ballot for the primary in Calif that I received last SATURDAY sitting on my counter.
So they printed and mailed all the ballots before the deadline for changes.... interesting...
Yet, I have a vote by mail ballot for the primary in Calif that I received last SATURDAY sitting on my counter.
So they printed and mailed all the ballots before the deadline for changes.... interesting...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (mP0Kj)
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In California, the primaries — dubbed the “jungle primaries” — work in a way where the two candidates, regardless of party, who secure the top two positions in the June primary advance to the general election.
Now, a newly filed application is aiming to change that.
Political consultant Steve Maviglio filed a petition with state officials last week seeking a return to the pre-2010 traditional primary system, where separate primaries are held for each party and two candidates — one Republican and one Democrat — advance to the general election.
Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 01:37 PM (kX27y)
I hate that law, but I'll admit, they did a great job of selling it as the fairest way to hold elections. I wonder what grounds this political guy has cited for changing a referendum that passed 15 years ago and has been the law in place ever since (to the democrats complete joy, until this year).
Now, a newly filed application is aiming to change that.
Political consultant Steve Maviglio filed a petition with state officials last week seeking a return to the pre-2010 traditional primary system, where separate primaries are held for each party and two candidates — one Republican and one Democrat — advance to the general election.
Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 01:37 PM (kX27y)
I hate that law, but I'll admit, they did a great job of selling it as the fairest way to hold elections. I wonder what grounds this political guy has cited for changing a referendum that passed 15 years ago and has been the law in place ever since (to the democrats complete joy, until this year).
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (lCppi)
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lower the mandatory retirement age ... from 75 to 54,"
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Do the US House and Senate first.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
They would exempt themselves of course.
lower the mandatory retirement age ... from 75 to 54,"
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Do the US House and Senate first.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
They would exempt themselves of course.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (Cqx++)
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So Republicans won't pass the Save Act because its controversial yet the Dems are considering firing all the SC justices in VA so they can gerrymander the state?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
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@nypost 40m
Five Guys closing multiple California stores, including 2 LA County locations
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (diia5)
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And 2 in the Central Valley. Bad combo of $20 minimum/hour hitting and In-N-Out, $10 for a comparable Five Guys @ $25.
Five Guys closing multiple California stores, including 2 LA County locations
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (diia5)
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And 2 in the Central Valley. Bad combo of $20 minimum/hour hitting and In-N-Out, $10 for a comparable Five Guys @ $25.
Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 01:45 PM (kX27y)
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Because, the 2028 President is the whole ball of wax:
- 2 to 3 Supreme Court Justices
- 2030 Census
- mass deportation or mass amnesty
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (MtSIY)
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. 92 new commie SCOTUS Justices; and
. 17 new Democrat-Commie Senators from the New US States of D.C., Puerto Rico, West Massachusetts, West Hawaii, West Rhode Island, West New York, West Maryland, and West New Jersey.
- 2 to 3 Supreme Court Justices
- 2030 Census
- mass deportation or mass amnesty
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:40 PM (MtSIY)
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. 92 new commie SCOTUS Justices; and
. 17 new Democrat-Commie Senators from the New US States of D.C., Puerto Rico, West Massachusetts, West Hawaii, West Rhode Island, West New York, West Maryland, and West New Jersey.
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 01:45 PM (ePd8V)
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Trump gets up every day and fucks the prom queen while Democrat sit on a chair in the corner. And all they can do is say "Look how he's doing it!!! It's terrible!!!"
Democrats are not in any discussion they aren't expressly inserting themselves into. And you likely didn't notice because the media never shuts up.
Democrats are not in any discussion they aren't expressly inserting themselves into. And you likely didn't notice because the media never shuts up.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:46 PM (/YotI)
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Because, the 2028 President is the whole ball of wax:
- 2 to 3 Supreme Court Justices
- 2030 Census
- mass deportation or mass amnesty
Crazy that the stakes are so high.
And they really are - if you don't count 40M illegals for example, you are going to cost the Dems 40-50 House seats.
- 2 to 3 Supreme Court Justices
- 2030 Census
- mass deportation or mass amnesty
Crazy that the stakes are so high.
And they really are - if you don't count 40M illegals for example, you are going to cost the Dems 40-50 House seats.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)
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Again the Left had no problem with the CA SC overturning the vote of defining marriage by saying it was unconstitutional when it wasn't even close.
And just like they do with the 2nd amendment, they want to bypass the Constitution and the process available to get the changes they want.
And just like they do with the 2nd amendment, they want to bypass the Constitution and the process available to get the changes they want.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:47 PM (52qkP)
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"Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye"
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 01:47 PM (RHGPo)
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17 new Democrat-Commie Senators from the New US States of D.C., Puerto Rico, West Massachusetts, West Hawaii, West Rhode Island, West New York, West Maryland, and West New Jersey.
Posted by: ShainS
What, no love for Navassa Island?
Posted by: ShainS
What, no love for Navassa Island?
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 01:48 PM (a+Mdu)
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I wonder what grounds this political guy has cited for changing a referendum that passed 15 years ago and has been the law in place ever since (to the democrats complete joy, until this year).
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (lCppi)
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Here's his grounds - "scary":
In a Democratic stronghold where nearly 50% of registered voters are Democrats, compared to roughly 25% combined independents and Republicans, the current system has long been viewed as favoring Democrats in statewide races.
“It was extremely scary to envision the November ballot for governor with Republicans on it,” Maviglio told the Los Angeles Times.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (lCppi)
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Here's his grounds - "scary":
In a Democratic stronghold where nearly 50% of registered voters are Democrats, compared to roughly 25% combined independents and Republicans, the current system has long been viewed as favoring Democrats in statewide races.
“It was extremely scary to envision the November ballot for governor with Republicans on it,” Maviglio told the Los Angeles Times.
Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 01:48 PM (kX27y)
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"Hakeem LIGHT!!"
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo)
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Dems love the system when they are in the majority. When they are in the minority, democracy is suddenly in peril.
Remember, democrats think they are the only group qualified to govern. Anything else is a threat to freedom itself.
Remember, democrats think they are the only group qualified to govern. Anything else is a threat to freedom itself.
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:48 PM (ZxPkt)
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There was a book that came out during Obama's first term about how the Democrats would never lose another national election. The Dems and the media were blowing each other in celebration all the way until 2016.
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Ruy Texuria, "The Emerging Democrat Majority."
All the Obama Dems were jerking off over it--"We're gonna win forever and ever and ever!!!"
Except.
It assumed (ASSumed) that the working class of all races would stay solidly Dem no matter how far left the Party went.
So they all went whole-hog on the pet issues of the LGBQTRESAOAA++@#, the college-educated duffusses, and the AWFLs.
And now Ruy is screaming into the empty void about how "you dumb SOBs never should have abandoned the working class--I never said that!!!"
And Trump--with his Emerging Republican Majority, is "yeah, but I read your whole book ...."
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Ruy Texuria, "The Emerging Democrat Majority."
All the Obama Dems were jerking off over it--"We're gonna win forever and ever and ever!!!"
Except.
It assumed (ASSumed) that the working class of all races would stay solidly Dem no matter how far left the Party went.
So they all went whole-hog on the pet issues of the LGBQTRESAOAA++@#, the college-educated duffusses, and the AWFLs.
And now Ruy is screaming into the empty void about how "you dumb SOBs never should have abandoned the working class--I never said that!!!"
And Trump--with his Emerging Republican Majority, is "yeah, but I read your whole book ...."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:48 PM (MtSIY)
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Is there a "Miss me yet?" poster with Nancy Pelosi's face?
I bet a few Congressional Dems feel that way.
Is there a "Miss me yet?" poster with Nancy Pelosi's face?
I bet a few Congressional Dems feel that way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 01:50 PM (XJ22o)
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Again the Left had no problem with the CA SC overturning the vote of defining marriage by saying it was unconstitutional when it wasn't even close.
And just like they do with the 2nd amendment, they want to bypass the Constitution and the process available to get the changes they want.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:47 PM (52qkP)
Never doubt our power!
And just like they do with the 2nd amendment, they want to bypass the Constitution and the process available to get the changes they want.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:47 PM (52qkP)
Never doubt our power!
Posted by: Zombie Rose Bird at May 11, 2026 01:50 PM (lCppi)
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I find it implausible that there will be two GOP candidates in the General election for Governor in California.
There will be so many found ballots that it would choke a goose and it is more likely that there will be two democrats on the ballot.
There will be so many found ballots that it would choke a goose and it is more likely that there will be two democrats on the ballot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2026 01:51 PM (0krAJ)
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Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
It’s Official:
Alberta will vote on Independence after years of abuse from the rest of Canada.
If it succeeds, it's 80% odds Alberta applies to join the US.
https://t.ly/sCjux
Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
It’s Official:
Alberta will vote on Independence after years of abuse from the rest of Canada.
If it succeeds, it's 80% odds Alberta applies to join the US.
https://t.ly/sCjux
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2026 01:51 PM (Cqx++)
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Republicans can't fight like Democrats. It's not who they are.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 01:51 PM (gu0hJ)
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The term, gerrymandering, is a portmanteau of Elbridge Gerry, a Massachusetts governor, and salamander, inspired by a contorted district map in 1812 that resembled the creature in a political cartoon. Gerry’s redistricting aimed to benefit his Democratic-Republican Party, and the term has since described similar manipulations worldwide.
Today Massachusetts has 34% Republicans who have 0 seats.
Today Massachusetts has 34% Republicans who have 0 seats.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 01:51 PM (RHGPo)
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There was a book that came out during Obama's first term about how the Democrats would never lose another national election. The Dems and the media were blowing each other in celebration all the way until 2016.
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They knew they had Heb in their pocket among others. How were they ever going to lose?
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They knew they had Heb in their pocket among others. How were they ever going to lose?
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:52 PM (/YotI)
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why are they so desperate to cheat and get a very slim majority out of this fall's elections?
Because they want to stop the last 2 years of Trump. Impeachments sure, but the border, the deportations, the fraud investigations, re-funding all the leftist crap that gets rerouted to the Dem party, all the the things Trump is trying to do to make America great again are what they can't abide. Especially stopping election fraud, they need to stop that.
Because they want to stop the last 2 years of Trump. Impeachments sure, but the border, the deportations, the fraud investigations, re-funding all the leftist crap that gets rerouted to the Dem party, all the the things Trump is trying to do to make America great again are what they can't abide. Especially stopping election fraud, they need to stop that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 01:52 PM (n5tGW)
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Narratives are just smokescreens for power grabs. They depend on a level of credulity that is in increasingly low supply at the moment.
Look at the LA mayoral race. Spencer Pratt has a real shot at winning. No amount of storytelling can cover the stink of rotting garbage, unwashed bodies, fecal matter, and drug effluvia hanging over that seething city. It's so bad, the sitting mayor bailed out of the next debate.
The citizens of this country have had enough. Insane Dems barking at the moon will be the final nail in the Dem coffin.
Look at the LA mayoral race. Spencer Pratt has a real shot at winning. No amount of storytelling can cover the stink of rotting garbage, unwashed bodies, fecal matter, and drug effluvia hanging over that seething city. It's so bad, the sitting mayor bailed out of the next debate.
The citizens of this country have had enough. Insane Dems barking at the moon will be the final nail in the Dem coffin.
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)
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The term, gerrymandering, is a portmanteau of Elbridge Gerry, a Massachusetts governor, and salamander, inspired by a contorted district map in 1812 that resembled the creature in a political cartoon. Gerry’s redistricting aimed to benefit his Democratic-Republican Party, and the term has since described similar manipulations worldwide.
Today Massachusetts has 34% Republicans who have 0 seats.
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Make Massachusetts gay again! MMGA!
Today Massachusetts has 34% Republicans who have 0 seats.
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Make Massachusetts gay again! MMGA!
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 01:53 PM (GD0B3)
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Surovell said that the time restrictions at the Department of Elections make the notion impractical.
He also said forcing the retirement of Supreme Court justices would be extreme, and he wants to work within the existing legal system when fighting against Republicans
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"within the existing legal system."
As opposed to what?
Surovell said that the time restrictions at the Department of Elections make the notion impractical.
He also said forcing the retirement of Supreme Court justices would be extreme, and he wants to work within the existing legal system when fighting against Republicans
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"within the existing legal system."
As opposed to what?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
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@170
>> Remember, democrats think they are the only group qualified to govern.
For a huge swath of the modern era, the donks were the national governing party of the US, it really was only from 1995 on that the GOP had any real power at all.
So yeah, the donks want to return to that paradigm by any means necessary.
>> Remember, democrats think they are the only group qualified to govern.
For a huge swath of the modern era, the donks were the national governing party of the US, it really was only from 1995 on that the GOP had any real power at all.
So yeah, the donks want to return to that paradigm by any means necessary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (0krAJ)
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Today Massachusetts has 34% Republicans who have 0 seats.
Posted by: SMOD
I'm so proud of my state!
-- Zombie Elbridge Gerry
Posted by: SMOD
I'm so proud of my state!
-- Zombie Elbridge Gerry
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)
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The reason that Democrats look crazier and crazier every day is because there are fewer and fewer of them every day.
There is a certain set amount of craziness in any political movement, but if it has huge number os adherents, the craziness get diluted to such a degree that you barely notice it. And the movement loses members, the amountt of craziness nonetheless remains constant, so the craziness gets concentrated in fewer and fewer people. Eventually there will just be a handful of Democrats, hut tey will all be like the Weather Underground or the Red Army Faction, glassy-eyed hyper-communist lunatics plotting terrorism and mass murder for reasons they themselves don't even understand anymore.
There is a certain set amount of craziness in any political movement, but if it has huge number os adherents, the craziness get diluted to such a degree that you barely notice it. And the movement loses members, the amountt of craziness nonetheless remains constant, so the craziness gets concentrated in fewer and fewer people. Eventually there will just be a handful of Democrats, hut tey will all be like the Weather Underground or the Red Army Faction, glassy-eyed hyper-communist lunatics plotting terrorism and mass murder for reasons they themselves don't even understand anymore.
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (Av6i5)
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And the movement = As the movement
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 01:55 PM (Av6i5)
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So yeah, the donks want to return to that paradigm by any means necessary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (0krAJ)
BAMN can go both ways.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (0krAJ)
BAMN can go both ways.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)
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So Republicans won't pass the Save Act because its controversial yet the Dems are considering firing all the SC justices in VA so they can gerrymander the state?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
It's the same fake Republicans that keep getting elected that are causing the problems. I think there might be one new name that joined the regular retarded posse. The Nebraska guy IIRC.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
It's the same fake Republicans that keep getting elected that are causing the problems. I think there might be one new name that joined the regular retarded posse. The Nebraska guy IIRC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:55 PM (52qkP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 11, 2026 01:55 PM (27aLr)
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> It's so bad, the sitting mayor bailed out of the next debate.
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$10 says she gets re-elected
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$10 says she gets re-elected
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:56 PM (ZxPkt)
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A lot of people got frustrated with Trump because he does not fight like a scumbag Democrat. He obeys court orders even when he thinks they are dead wrong. He doesn't go lawless, he just keeps fighting legally. And he almost always wins in the end.
Democrats have gotten lazy after decades of corrupting the courts and owning the media to act as their echo chamber. They don't fight smart, they fight like yelling retards. And now it is all catching up with them.
It takes longer to fight and keep your integrity but it's usually worth it in the end and all they know how to do is the retard part. It's fun to watch.
Democrats have gotten lazy after decades of corrupting the courts and owning the media to act as their echo chamber. They don't fight smart, they fight like yelling retards. And now it is all catching up with them.
It takes longer to fight and keep your integrity but it's usually worth it in the end and all they know how to do is the retard part. It's fun to watch.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 01:57 PM (a+Mdu)
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So yeah, the donks want to return to that paradigm by any means necessary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (0krAJ)
Their mission statement has always been The Ends Justify The Means.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2026 01:54 PM (0krAJ)
Their mission statement has always been The Ends Justify The Means.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 01:57 PM (52qkP)
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Alberta will vote on Independence after years of abuse from the rest of Canada.
If it succeeds, it's 80% odds Alberta applies to join the US.
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Nope. Per Canadian Constitution, whole country then gets to vote on it after the Canadian Federal Government "negotiates" a deal with Alberta "in good faith." Will never get a majority of Canadians to approve this. Big. Waste. Of. Time.
If it succeeds, it's 80% odds Alberta applies to join the US.
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Nope. Per Canadian Constitution, whole country then gets to vote on it after the Canadian Federal Government "negotiates" a deal with Alberta "in good faith." Will never get a majority of Canadians to approve this. Big. Waste. Of. Time.
Posted by: That's No Moon at May 11, 2026 01:58 PM (qUkBO)
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OK, new plan. How about we shoot Trump. I know, we've bungled this one in the past, but in the words of Bullwinkle J. Moose, "This time for sure!"
Posted by: Hakeem "The Dream" Jeffries at May 11, 2026 01:58 PM (0e5Te)
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$10 says she gets re-elected
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:56 PM (ZxPkt)
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A month ago, betting that Karen Bass wouldn't show up for the second debate would get plenty of action.
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:56 PM (ZxPkt)
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A month ago, betting that Karen Bass wouldn't show up for the second debate would get plenty of action.
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 01:58 PM (rj6Yv)
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I hate to say it but the only way Bass will lose is if this seasons fires burn 3/4 of Los Angeles to the ground.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 01:58 PM (gu0hJ)
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Their mission statement has always been The Ends Justify The Means.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
They ripped if off from the Koran.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
They ripped if off from the Koran.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)
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There is a GOP woman candidate for the CA Insurance Commish job since the current one is termed out, she has campaigned with Steve Hilton:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7ud5hp
https://tinyurl.com/5n7ud5hp
Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 01:59 PM (kX27y)
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The reason that Democrats look crazier and crazier every day is because there are fewer and fewer of them every day.
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I mentioned it earlier, but there is an article out of NYC about how the anti-Trump groups are lamenting their participation has gone from like 60% female to over 80% female.
Of course, the problem is identified as the men are not supporting the women enough.
Not that the women have gone so crazy, they're driving out even liberal men.
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I mentioned it earlier, but there is an article out of NYC about how the anti-Trump groups are lamenting their participation has gone from like 60% female to over 80% female.
Of course, the problem is identified as the men are not supporting the women enough.
Not that the women have gone so crazy, they're driving out even liberal men.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:59 PM (MtSIY)
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Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 01:57 PM (a+Mdu)
If Trump makes a single mistake it will derail him and therefore our entire movement.
Democrats can make as many "mistakes" as they want because the most they have gotten for 50 years is some rolled up sleeves and "I am going to claim my time"s.
If Trump makes a single mistake it will derail him and therefore our entire movement.
Democrats can make as many "mistakes" as they want because the most they have gotten for 50 years is some rolled up sleeves and "I am going to claim my time"s.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 01:59 PM (/YotI)
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Nope. Per Canadian Constitution, whole country then gets to vote on it after the Canadian Federal Government "negotiates" a deal with Alberta "in good faith." Will never get a majority of Canadians to approve this. Big. Waste. Of. Time.
Posted by: That's No Moon
Big middle finger to Carney, though. So there's that.
Posted by: That's No Moon
Big middle finger to Carney, though. So there's that.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)
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$10 says she gets re-elected
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:56 PM (ZxPkt)
I mean, she just got the crucial Magic Johnson endorsement. How can she lose?
$10 says she gets re-elected
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:56 PM (ZxPkt)
I mean, she just got the crucial Magic Johnson endorsement. How can she lose?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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I get the Maine rino senator which is really only important to give us a majority, but still don't get Alaska. Any repub senator can get them their stuff, but they still vote for that awful woman.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (n5tGW)
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🚨 BREAKING: 301,620 signatures have officially been announced for the Alberta independence petition.That is far beyond the required threshold to trigger the Alberta independence vote on October 19th.A massive day for the Alberta Independence movement.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
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A month ago, betting that Karen Bass wouldn't show up for the second debate would get plenty of action.
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Am I wrong for calling her Chia Pet Bass?
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Am I wrong for calling her Chia Pet Bass?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (MtSIY)
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Dems don’t believe in rules, they only believe in ruling over you by any means necessary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (6ydKt)
And if they can rule over you by breaking the rules, that's even better than doing so while following them.
Give a Donk commie cocksucker the choice between winning by cheating and winning fairly, they'll take the cheat every time. Because that's soooooo butch.
Dems don’t believe in rules, they only believe in ruling over you by any means necessary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 11, 2026 01:06 PM (6ydKt)
And if they can rule over you by breaking the rules, that's even better than doing so while following them.
Give a Donk commie cocksucker the choice between winning by cheating and winning fairly, they'll take the cheat every time. Because that's soooooo butch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (y9nCu)
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Domino's is half price this week, I think.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM
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Dominoe was played by the lovely Rachel Ward in the 1981 film Sharkey’s Machine.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 01:08 PM
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Dominoe was played by the lovely Rachel Ward in the 1981 film Sharkey’s Machine.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (9f0Rb)
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It's so bad, the sitting mayor bailed out of the next debate.
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$10 says she gets re-elected
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:56 PM (ZxPkt)
Wouldn't surprise me in he least. CA residents are retards.
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$10 says she gets re-elected
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 01:56 PM (ZxPkt)
Wouldn't surprise me in he least. CA residents are retards.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (/YotI)
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How about, Virginia, you set a "get out" age of 55 for members of your legislature and add a "two terms and you're done" limit on terms served?
Be bold, you slimy assholes!
How about, Virginia, you set a "get out" age of 55 for members of your legislature and add a "two terms and you're done" limit on terms served?
Be bold, you slimy assholes!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (WI8ZF)
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Nope. Per Canadian Constitution, whole country then gets to vote on it after the Canadian Federal Government "negotiates" a deal with Alberta "in good faith." Will never get a majority of Canadians to approve this. Big. Waste. Of. Time.
Posted by: That's No Moon at May 11, 2026 01:58 PM (qUkBO)
If Alberta votes to go it alone, the default assumption is that Ottawa will not negotiate in good faith, so the answer is unilateral declaration of independence. Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: That's No Moon at May 11, 2026 01:58 PM (qUkBO)
If Alberta votes to go it alone, the default assumption is that Ottawa will not negotiate in good faith, so the answer is unilateral declaration of independence. Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (utfVc)
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🚨 BREAKING: 301,620 signatures have officially been announced for the Alberta independence petition.That is far beyond the required threshold to trigger the Alberta independence vote on October 19th.A massive day for the Alberta Independence movement.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
There's some 'indigenous peoples' group that got over 400,000 signatures to NOT have Alberta independence.
This is gonna get interesting.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
There's some 'indigenous peoples' group that got over 400,000 signatures to NOT have Alberta independence.
This is gonna get interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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I mentioned it earlier, but there is an article out of NYC about how the anti-Trump groups are lamenting their participation has gone from like 60% female to over 80% female.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
That sounds like some good hunting grounds for casual sex partners.
Cue the Beach Boys:
"Four girls for every guy!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
That sounds like some good hunting grounds for casual sex partners.
Cue the Beach Boys:
"Four girls for every guy!"
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
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🚨 BREAKING: 301,620 signatures have officially been announced for the Alberta independence petition.That is far beyond the required threshold to trigger the Alberta independence vote on October 19th.A massive day for the Alberta Independence movement.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
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Time for Carney to mobilize the Canadian Navy.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
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Time for Carney to mobilize the Canadian Navy.
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)
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Polymarket has Bass at 49%, Pratt at 30% and Raman at 18%.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (rJ48h)
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Five Guys closing multiple California stores, including 2 LA County locations
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (diia5)
I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (diia5)
I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
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I hate to say it but the only way Bass will lose is if this seasons fires burn 3/4 of Los Angeles voters to the ground.
Fixèd
I hate to say it but the only way Bass will lose is if this seasons fires burn 3/4 of Los Angeles voters to the ground.
Fixèd
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (HdYcL)
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Woketards are stupid, undisciplined, unmanageable, and incapable of learning. And best of all, they don't recognize their own incompetence, nor anyone else's competence.
Posted by: Let's put them in charge and see what happens next at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)
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>>Democrats can make as many "mistakes" as they want because the most they have gotten for 50 years is some rolled up sleeves and "I am going to claim my time"s.
They've made a lot of mistakes. They just have a media that covers up for them.
The reason they are freaking out so hard right now is redistricting is an enormous blow to their power. They thought they would have their race based districts forever and for decades Republican refused to gerrymander as they did. Al that is gone now.
And if the new census goes the way it shoud it could be a very long walk in the wilderness for them and they know it.
They've made a lot of mistakes. They just have a media that covers up for them.
The reason they are freaking out so hard right now is redistricting is an enormous blow to their power. They thought they would have their race based districts forever and for decades Republican refused to gerrymander as they did. Al that is gone now.
And if the new census goes the way it shoud it could be a very long walk in the wilderness for them and they know it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (a+Mdu)
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A ‘preservation’ group filed a lawsuit to block President Trump from painting the Reflecting Pool blue.
“The vivid blue coating will fundamentally alter the visual and experiential character of the pool and the broader Lincoln Memorial Grounds landscape,” the group said in a complaint.
“The new coloration will cause the pool to resemble a large swimming pool rather than the reflective civic landscape it was designed to be, distorting the experience of the site for the millions of visitors who come to it each year,” the complaint said.
This is the same nonprofit group that sued to stop the construction of President Trump’s privately-funded White House Ballroom.
“The vivid blue coating will fundamentally alter the visual and experiential character of the pool and the broader Lincoln Memorial Grounds landscape,” the group said in a complaint.
“The new coloration will cause the pool to resemble a large swimming pool rather than the reflective civic landscape it was designed to be, distorting the experience of the site for the millions of visitors who come to it each year,” the complaint said.
This is the same nonprofit group that sued to stop the construction of President Trump’s privately-funded White House Ballroom.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (RHGPo)
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I mentioned it earlier, but there is an article out of NYC about how the anti-Trump groups are lamenting their participation has gone from like 60% female to over 80% female.
Of course, the problem is identified as the men are not supporting the women enough.
Not that the women have gone so crazy, they're driving out even liberal men.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:59 PM (MtSIY)
The women will eventually move right. They'll have to if they want to find a partner.
Because men are moving right slowly whilst women have hurled themselves off the leftist cliff, so the political distance between them is Paolo size.
Of course, the problem is identified as the men are not supporting the women enough.
Not that the women have gone so crazy, they're driving out even liberal men.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:59 PM (MtSIY)
The women will eventually move right. They'll have to if they want to find a partner.
Because men are moving right slowly whilst women have hurled themselves off the leftist cliff, so the political distance between them is Paolo size.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:04 PM (iNUL3)
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Today Massachusetts has 34% Republicans who have 0 seats.
NH and Maine likely have more citizens pull the R lever then D and yet...0 R House members...
NH and Maine likely have more citizens pull the R lever then D and yet...0 R House members...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)
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Why doesn't the "leadership" propose expanding the Supreme Court right now to thirteen justices to reflect the 13 Circuits? Then Trump can nominate four new Supremes immediately and we can watch the dems backpedal so fast - "NO!!!!! NOT WE AREN'T IN CHARGE!!!!!"
Posted by: joekur at May 11, 2026 02:04 PM (i04W0)
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Dominoe was played by the lovely Rachel Ward in the 1981 film Sharkey’s Machine.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (9f0Rb
Rachel Ward and Elizabeth Hurley chose a different path about getting older. Granted Ms Ward is 68 and Hurley is 60. I'll have to revisit Hurley in 8 years.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (9f0Rb
Rachel Ward and Elizabeth Hurley chose a different path about getting older. Granted Ms Ward is 68 and Hurley is 60. I'll have to revisit Hurley in 8 years.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:04 PM (52qkP)
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Zombie,
You've seen these Democrat women, right? It is NOT a place to go meet chicks.
You've seen these Democrat women, right? It is NOT a place to go meet chicks.
Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (0e5Te)
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"NO!!!!! NOT WHEN WE AREN'T IN CHARGE!!!!!"
Posted by: joekur at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (i04W0)
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BREAKING: 301,620 signatures have officially been announced for the Alberta independence petition.That is far beyond the required threshold to trigger the Alberta independence vote on October 19th.A massive day for the Alberta Independence movement.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
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Time for Carney to mobilize the Canadian Navy.
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Bad time. LCS Cleveland is in harbor, itching to kick some canadian ass.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
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Time for Carney to mobilize the Canadian Navy.
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Bad time. LCS Cleveland is in harbor, itching to kick some canadian ass.
Posted by: Let's put them in charge and see what happens next at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (anL5R)
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216 Five Guys closing multiple California stores, including 2 LA County locations
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (diia5)
I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Wonder what a good restaurant NY Strip steak goes for out there?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2026 01:39 PM (diia5)
I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Wonder what a good restaurant NY Strip steak goes for out there?
Posted by: tubal at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (Gqar8)
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They won't even let him paint the pool Democrat Blue?
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (/YotI)
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The reason they are freaking out so hard right now is redistricting is an enormous blow to their power. They thought they would have their race based districts forever and for decades Republican refused to gerrymander as they did. Al that is gone now.
If the South/Midwest gerrymander like NE does it becomes almost impossible for the Dems to EVER take the House.
If the South/Midwest gerrymander like NE does it becomes almost impossible for the Dems to EVER take the House.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Rachel Ward and Elizabeth Hurley chose a different path about getting older. Granted Ms Ward is 68 and Hurley is 60. I'll have to revisit Hurley in 8 years.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:04 PM (52qkP)
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Peak Liz Hurley. Yum.
Rachel Ward and Elizabeth Hurley chose a different path about getting older. Granted Ms Ward is 68 and Hurley is 60. I'll have to revisit Hurley in 8 years.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:04 PM (52qkP)
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Peak Liz Hurley. Yum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:06 PM (HdYcL)
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Mmmmmmmmm...Rachel Ward in The Thorn Birds...mmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:06 PM (77rzZ)
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There's some 'indigenous peoples' group that got over 400,000 signatures to NOT have Alberta independence.
This is gonna get interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't think there are that many "indigenous people" in Alberta. I know there was some counter-partition circulating, but it's now moot. Per Alberta law, and independence question will go on the Alberta ballot in October.
This is gonna get interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't think there are that many "indigenous people" in Alberta. I know there was some counter-partition circulating, but it's now moot. Per Alberta law, and independence question will go on the Alberta ballot in October.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:06 PM (utfVc)
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If the South/Midwest gerrymander like NE does it becomes almost impossible for the Dems to EVER take the House.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
Particularly when one considers that the Dems are already maxxed out on the gerrymandering. They don't have any seats to add.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
Particularly when one considers that the Dems are already maxxed out on the gerrymandering. They don't have any seats to add.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:07 PM (iNUL3)
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Palestinian Chuck Schumer is hiring Eric Holder, famous for handing guns to Mexican cartels under the Barack Hussein Obama administration, as part of a Democrat-led "Election Integrity Group" that will no doubt try to suppress Republican voters, and interfere in our Elections. Furthermore, Marc Elias, a terrible lawyer with a horrible track record, is also involved. This is the same disgusting individual who was responsible for the fake Russia dossier from a foreign nation to meddle in the 2016 Election, which I won in historic fashion. The Democrats are totally unhinged and we will not allow them to threaten the integrity of our Elections.
@realDonaldTrump
Palestinian Chuck Schumer is hiring Eric Holder, famous for handing guns to Mexican cartels under the Barack Hussein Obama administration, as part of a Democrat-led "Election Integrity Group" that will no doubt try to suppress Republican voters, and interfere in our Elections. Furthermore, Marc Elias, a terrible lawyer with a horrible track record, is also involved. This is the same disgusting individual who was responsible for the fake Russia dossier from a foreign nation to meddle in the 2016 Election, which I won in historic fashion. The Democrats are totally unhinged and we will not allow them to threaten the integrity of our Elections.
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:07 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 11, 2026 02:07 PM (27aLr)
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Per Alberta law, and independence question will go on the Alberta ballot in October.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What would this guy know about Alberta? He winters in Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What would this guy know about Alberta? He winters in Arizona.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 11, 2026 02:07 PM (W5mpo)
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They just love dumbocrcy. Deep love for freedom as well. Leftist for freedom.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 11, 2026 02:07 PM (ctSMD)
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Sophia Loren is still a 1 in her 90s.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
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171 There was a book that came out during Obama's first term about how the Democrats would never lose another national election. The Dems and the media were blowing each other in celebration all the way until 2016.
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Ruy Texuria, "The Emerging Democrat Majority."
All the Obama Dems were jerking off over it--"We're gonna win forever and ever and ever!!!"
Except.
It assumed (ASSumed) that the working class of all races would stay solidly Dem no matter how far left the Party went.
So they all went whole-hog on the pet issues of the LGBQTRESAOAA++@#, the college-educated duffusses, and the AWFLs.
And now Ruy is screaming into the empty void about how "you dumb SOBs never should have abandoned the working class--I never said that!!!"
And Trump--with his Emerging Republican Majority, is "yeah, but I read your whole book ...."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:48 PM (MtSIY)
In Canuckistan, the Liberals are learning that imported third-worlders will not necessarily vote for the Liberals who brought them in en masse. They will vote for members of their tribes who were also invited in. Labour in Britain will soon learn the same lesson. Unexpectedly!
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Ruy Texuria, "The Emerging Democrat Majority."
All the Obama Dems were jerking off over it--"We're gonna win forever and ever and ever!!!"
Except.
It assumed (ASSumed) that the working class of all races would stay solidly Dem no matter how far left the Party went.
So they all went whole-hog on the pet issues of the LGBQTRESAOAA++@#, the college-educated duffusses, and the AWFLs.
And now Ruy is screaming into the empty void about how "you dumb SOBs never should have abandoned the working class--I never said that!!!"
And Trump--with his Emerging Republican Majority, is "yeah, but I read your whole book ...."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 01:48 PM (MtSIY)
In Canuckistan, the Liberals are learning that imported third-worlders will not necessarily vote for the Liberals who brought them in en masse. They will vote for members of their tribes who were also invited in. Labour in Britain will soon learn the same lesson. Unexpectedly!
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 02:08 PM (5rh/l)
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>>If the South/Midwest gerrymander like NE does it becomes almost impossible for the Dems to EVER take the House.
Particularly if they allow geniuses like AOC and Hakeem to be the face of their party. Turns out there aren't that many communists in the US outside college faculty lounges.
Particularly if they allow geniuses like AOC and Hakeem to be the face of their party. Turns out there aren't that many communists in the US outside college faculty lounges.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:08 PM (a+Mdu)
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Well yeah, election cheating is no doubt a big reason we have many un-elected dems actually in congress. Very tough to overcome once they get all their people in positions of power, especially the courts.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:08 PM (n5tGW)
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The Rs should be holding back "packing the court" for the decisions on birthright citizenship for illegals and then whether illegals get counted in the census.
Because those MATTER
But we have enough quislings so...
Because those MATTER
But we have enough quislings so...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)
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If the South/Midwest gerrymander like NE does it becomes almost impossible for the Dems to EVER take the House.
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Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
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Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: Shibboleth meister at May 11, 2026 02:08 PM (anL5R)
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I don't know much about the Virginia judiciary. But I find it interesting that they seem much more combative and aggressive toward Democrats than the federal SC, and certainly more than in my deep red state, where it's the most cucked out and tucked under branch of government - and our Governor is a prize, blue-ribbon weakling. Thankfully, he's effectively checked by our comparatively hardcore legislature.
I wonder why they are the ones knifing the Party in the ribs today.
I wonder why they are the ones knifing the Party in the ribs today.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 02:08 PM (BI5O2)
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The Left are bold but they're not brave.
Boldness is the only trait that allows them to survive. It can cause some setbacks but it has allowed them to take over institutions which helps neutralize the setbacks.
What they hate about Trump is he is like them and also bold.
Boldness is the only trait that allows them to survive. It can cause some setbacks but it has allowed them to take over institutions which helps neutralize the setbacks.
What they hate about Trump is he is like them and also bold.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (52qkP)
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234 If the South/Midwest gerrymander like NE does it becomes almost impossible for the Dems to EVER take the House.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
Particularly when one considers that the Dems are already maxxed out on the gerrymandering. They don't have any seats to add.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:07 PM (iNUL3)
This point you make so often gets lost in all of the Sturm und Drang that occurs in conversations.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
Particularly when one considers that the Dems are already maxxed out on the gerrymandering. They don't have any seats to add.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:07 PM (iNUL3)
This point you make so often gets lost in all of the Sturm und Drang that occurs in conversations.
Posted by: tubal at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Gqar8)
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If Alberta votes to go it alone, the default assumption is that Ottawa will not negotiate in good faith, so the answer is unilateral declaration of independence.
Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No. We shot them in the face.
Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No. We shot them in the face.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (S838b)
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I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Roman Hruska at May 11, 2026 02:10 PM (0e5Te)
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I assume the VA SC woke up because what the Dems were doing was so extreme.
But every pol that isn't hard left should be looking at how crazy these left wing ideas are
But every pol that isn't hard left should be looking at how crazy these left wing ideas are
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)
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How many divisions does Alberta have?
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)
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Per Alberta law, and independence question will go on the Alberta ballot in October.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:06 PM (utfVc)
Go Alberta!!!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:06 PM (utfVc)
Go Alberta!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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The Dems electoral successes are only because of the high population urban centers.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (52qkP)
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Peak Liz Hurley. Yum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:06 PM (HdYcL)
Liz Hurley in Bedazzled in the bit where she’s a teacher…
Peak Liz Hurley. Yum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:06 PM (HdYcL)
Liz Hurley in Bedazzled in the bit where she’s a teacher…
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (nUR++)
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Local burger shop, double meat cheeseburger $ 6.49, huge order of fries $ 2.99.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 02:12 PM (z2aPa)
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If Alberta votes to go it alone, the default assumption is that Ottawa will not negotiate in good faith, so the answer is unilateral declaration of independence. Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (utfVc)
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There was the "Olive Branch" proposal. George Eye-Eye-Eye said nope, "WAR!".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (utfVc)
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There was the "Olive Branch" proposal. George Eye-Eye-Eye said nope, "WAR!".
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 02:12 PM (rj6Yv)
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256 Local burger shop, double meat cheeseburger $ 6.49, huge order of fries $ 2.99.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 02:12 PM (z2aPa)
So -Not Cali then.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 02:12 PM (z2aPa)
So -Not Cali then.
Posted by: tubal at May 11, 2026 02:13 PM (Gqar8)
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$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
SEVEN DOLLARS AND FORTY NINE CENTS for fries from a 35 cent potato?
And $3.79 for a fountain coke?
California is high. (And that's a Texas location)
Pre-tax $25.27.
Fuck them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
SEVEN DOLLARS AND FORTY NINE CENTS for fries from a 35 cent potato?
And $3.79 for a fountain coke?
California is high. (And that's a Texas location)
Pre-tax $25.27.
Fuck them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:13 PM (S838b)
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>Liz Hurley in Bedazzled in the bit where she’s a teacher…
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Miss Kensington is a bit of alright!
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Miss Kensington is a bit of alright!
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 02:13 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:13 PM (77rzZ)
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I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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I suspect the "High-end Burger Boom" is fading. LA loves In-N-Out and it's half the price of 5Guys.
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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I suspect the "High-end Burger Boom" is fading. LA loves In-N-Out and it's half the price of 5Guys.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
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The scent of desperation is intoxicating...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (iERP6)
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I though Canada's indigenous people were killed and buried in schoolyards?
Posted by: pahound at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (jvxI2)
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The democrats really fvcked themselves over this time. They started a redistricting avalanche that they had no hope of winning, but they went full speed ahead anyways thin king they could bully everyone out of their way.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (0N4FZ)
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Hmmmm ... could we see Alberta Independence on the dance card for the 2028 elections?
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)
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249 I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Unfortunately for me and others, their bag of fries is sized for two people. Nice if your with another or in a group. Not nice for singles ordering. I stopped going to Five Guys about five years ago. Extremely tasty but not worth the money to me.
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Unfortunately for me and others, their bag of fries is sized for two people. Nice if your with another or in a group. Not nice for singles ordering. I stopped going to Five Guys about five years ago. Extremely tasty but not worth the money to me.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (5rh/l)
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There's a Burger Barn nearby. We've been there once and I keep saying to Her Majesty that we should try it again. But we haven't.
There's a Burger Barn nearby. We've been there once and I keep saying to Her Majesty that we should try it again. But we haven't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:15 PM (HdYcL)
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...thought-dipshit
Posted by: pahound at May 11, 2026 02:15 PM (jvxI2)
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Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:13 PM (S838b)
I never buy a drink when eating out. That's where they really get you. I believe at one time and it still may be but ice tea has the highest profit margin of any restaurant item.
I never buy a drink when eating out. That's where they really get you. I believe at one time and it still may be but ice tea has the highest profit margin of any restaurant item.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:15 PM (52qkP)
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Eric Holder, famous for handing guns to Mexican cartels
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Other than the fact that he was funny as hell, it was this very stuff that turned me on to Trump in the first place. Things we screamed about into a void every day were being amplified by him. And he was practically the only one. It seemed to me that if he was a stooge then it didn't matter because he was certainly going about things the right away.
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Other than the fact that he was funny as hell, it was this very stuff that turned me on to Trump in the first place. Things we screamed about into a void every day were being amplified by him. And he was practically the only one. It seemed to me that if he was a stooge then it didn't matter because he was certainly going about things the right away.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:15 PM (/YotI)
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248 If Alberta votes to go it alone, the default assumption is that Ottawa will not negotiate in good faith, so the answer is unilateral declaration of independence.
Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would be willing to bet that if AB votes for independence and says YES:
1) all bank accounts in AB get frozen
2) Premier Smith is immediately arrested
3) RCMP goes on the warpath in the province
PM Carney is a technocrat and he does not like being told “no”. I can see him doing all that. Hell, he doesn’t even like being in Commons to face PMQs. But, I’d like to see Carney try those things, then suddenly the US recognizes AB independence.
Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would be willing to bet that if AB votes for independence and says YES:
1) all bank accounts in AB get frozen
2) Premier Smith is immediately arrested
3) RCMP goes on the warpath in the province
PM Carney is a technocrat and he does not like being told “no”. I can see him doing all that. Hell, he doesn’t even like being in Commons to face PMQs. But, I’d like to see Carney try those things, then suddenly the US recognizes AB independence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (nUR++)
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The Virginia Legislature handled this exactly like I would have.
Posted by: Leroy Jenkins at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (0e5Te)
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I never buy a drink when eating out. That's where they really get you. I believe at one time and it still may be but ice tea has the highest profit margin of any restaurant item.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Same here. Ice water only for me.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Same here. Ice water only for me.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
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Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (utfVc)
Yes, at places called Concord and Lexington.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (utfVc)
Yes, at places called Concord and Lexington.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (iERP6)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)
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How many divisions does Alberta have?
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)
More to the point, how many divisions does Canada have? Canada's military is underfunded, and in disarray. They have gone woke in a big way. One French-speaking regiment in Quebec enlisted a whole mess of French-speakers from Africa, and they are fighting amongst themselves.
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)
More to the point, how many divisions does Canada have? Canada's military is underfunded, and in disarray. They have gone woke in a big way. One French-speaking regiment in Quebec enlisted a whole mess of French-speakers from Africa, and they are fighting amongst themselves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (utfVc)
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I thought Canada's indigenous people were killed and buried in schoolyards?
Posted by: pahound at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (jvxI2)
___________
They'll burn down every Catholic church until they find them.
I thought Canada's indigenous people were killed and buried in schoolyards?
Posted by: pahound at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (jvxI2)
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They'll burn down every Catholic church until they find them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (HdYcL)
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Texas staple Whataburger, Bacon cheeseburger, fries and a drink, $11.68.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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The democrats really fvcked themselves over this time. They started a redistricting avalanche that they had no hope of winning, but they went full speed ahead anyways thin king they could bully everyone out of their way.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (0N4FZ)
Because - and this part is significant - before Trump, they COULD bully everyone out of their way.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (0N4FZ)
Because - and this part is significant - before Trump, they COULD bully everyone out of their way.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (iNUL3)
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I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes but the staff make $20.00/hr. Surely that's worth the cost.
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
Near me:
Just the bacon burger is $12.89. No adds, nothing else. Just the burger.
Add regular cajun fries and a bottle of Coke and it jumps to $24.17. The fries alone are $7.49.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes but the staff make $20.00/hr. Surely that's worth the cost.
Posted by: SARDONICUS at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (QDcpu)
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Democrats should ignore the ruling and continue. Don't go "high" when they go "low" its time to STOP playing nice. Republicans without holding any VOTE is Gerrymandering to the max but when people on the Democrat side do VOTE, it is deemed illegal lmao.
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Ok....how the hell do they "continue"? Just go ahead and pretend it was legal, hold sham elections, send the fake Reps to Congress?
Wait a minute.....
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Ok....how the hell do they "continue"? Just go ahead and pretend it was legal, hold sham elections, send the fake Reps to Congress?
Wait a minute.....
Posted by: kobold at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (MOYkk)
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I suspect the "High-end Burger Boom" is fading. LA loves In-N-Out and it's half the price of 5Guys.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
In & Out doesn't publish prices.
If I have to ask, I can't afford it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
In & Out doesn't publish prices.
If I have to ask, I can't afford it.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (S838b)
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249 I just checked near me...
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
I thought it would be more in NJ. It’s $18.65 here.
$22.57 for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of coke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:03 PM (iERP6)
I thought it would be more in NJ. It’s $18.65 here.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (pZEOD)
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How many divisions does Alberta have?
Posted by: Don Black
Considering they hold most of the oil?
As many as they want to buy.
Posted by: Don Black
Considering they hold most of the oil?
As many as they want to buy.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (S838b)
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Unfortunately for me and others, their bag of fries is sized for two people. Nice if your with another or in a group. Not nice for singles ordering. I stopped going to Five Guys about five years ago. Extremely tasty but not worth the money to me.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (5rh/l)
I went to one once in the Atlanta area. Burger was pretty average and the fries were limp and disgusting.
Haven't been back since.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 02:14 PM (5rh/l)
I went to one once in the Atlanta area. Burger was pretty average and the fries were limp and disgusting.
Haven't been back since.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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Have the Democrats in Virginia started burning effigies of the state SC justices who voted against their illegal gerrymander yet?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (qx7Zg)
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254 The Dems electoral successes are only because of the high population urban centers.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (52qkP)
But that could change. I read on Insty that next year's budget for St. Louis PD was subject to a statewide vote. A sizeable majority voted for a city budget having 25% spent on the PD. St. Louis voters were 66-33 against that proportion.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:11 PM (52qkP)
But that could change. I read on Insty that next year's budget for St. Louis PD was subject to a statewide vote. A sizeable majority voted for a city budget having 25% spent on the PD. St. Louis voters were 66-33 against that proportion.
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (5rh/l)
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>>I never buy a drink when eating out. That's where they really get you.
Never use the drive thru. They fuck you at the drive thru!
I'm not eating this tuna.
Never use the drive thru. They fuck you at the drive thru!
I'm not eating this tuna.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (a+Mdu)
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Would Alberta send Dems to the Senate if they became a US state?
Yes they are rightwing by Canuck standards but...
Yes they are rightwing by Canuck standards but...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)
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Have the Democrats in Virginia started burning effigies of the state SC justices who voted against their illegal gerrymander yet?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (qx7Zg)
The two black, female justices?
No. But I wouldn't bet against it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (qx7Zg)
The two black, female justices?
No. But I wouldn't bet against it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (/YotI)
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I thought it would be more in NJ. It’s $18.65 here.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (pZEOD)
I just got a bid for some work from a contractor. We shot the breeze for about an hour, and 1. He is one of us, and 2. He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (pZEOD)
I just got a bid for some work from a contractor. We shot the breeze for about an hour, and 1. He is one of us, and 2. He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (iERP6)
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I walked into a local burger place here a couple of years ago, and all the items on the menu had the printed prices crossed out and higher prices handwritten over them in red ink. I did not stay.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
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Sun unleashes colossal solar flare and coronal mass ejection, raising the chances of northern lights this week
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (RHGPo)
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Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (utfVc)
Yes, at places called Concord and Lexington.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (iERP6)
Don't forget Trenton, Saratoga, Yorktown, and with the USS Ranger and USS Bonhomme Richard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:01 PM (utfVc)
Yes, at places called Concord and Lexington.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (iERP6)
Don't forget Trenton, Saratoga, Yorktown, and with the USS Ranger and USS Bonhomme Richard.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2026 02:21 PM (qx7Zg)
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293 I thought it would be more in NJ. It’s $18.65 here.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (pZEOD)
I just got a bid for some work from a contractor. We shot the breeze for about an hour, and 1. He is one of us, and 2. He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
It’s a good school. Do not tell J I said that!
(Also go Dawgs, just in case).
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:17 PM (pZEOD)
I just got a bid for some work from a contractor. We shot the breeze for about an hour, and 1. He is one of us, and 2. He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
It’s a good school. Do not tell J I said that!
(Also go Dawgs, just in case).
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:21 PM (OoFl2)
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>>I just got a bid for some work from a contractor. We shot the breeze for about an hour, and 1. He is one of us, and 2. He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
That's because he might be sending his sons to Alabama but you're paying for it.
That's because he might be sending his sons to Alabama but you're paying for it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (a+Mdu)
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Did the Thirteen Colonies negotiate independence from Britain?
For some values of "negotiate"...
For some values of "negotiate"...
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (Riz8t)
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He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
HIGH TIDE!!!!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
HIGH TIDE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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Five Guys is basically the only non-McDonald's option where I live.
May as well just buy ground beef and make a burger at home, at that point.
At least until they open the 3 standalone Roy Rogers they're going to be opening soon.
May as well just buy ground beef and make a burger at home, at that point.
At least until they open the 3 standalone Roy Rogers they're going to be opening soon.
Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (FpHTM)
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Perhaps the most extreme of the measures that, per The New York Times, were being considered during a meeting Saturday that included House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (NY-0, was to have "Democrats in Richmond lower the mandatory retirement age for state Supreme Court justices... from 75 to 54," a plan that, if seen through, would force out every justice currently sitting on the state Supreme Court. Afterwards, they conceivably would use their power to "then fill vacancies on the court with sympathetic Democratic lawyers."
... sounds like something from 20th Century Germany
... sounds like something from 20th Century Germany
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (RHGPo)
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Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 02:19 PM (5rh/l)
That seems like it would be 'unconstitutional' based on city charters but I assume something about the state's aid to cities for municipal projects allows it.
That seems like it would be 'unconstitutional' based on city charters but I assume something about the state's aid to cities for municipal projects allows it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (52qkP)
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Rachel Ward has a daughter named Matilda ( apparently it's the law in Australia) . She look very much like her mother
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (gu0hJ)
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I would be willing to bet that if AB votes for independence and says YES:
1) all bank accounts in AB get frozen
2) Premier Smith is immediately arrested
3) RCMP goes on the warpath in the province
PM Carney is a technocrat and he does not like being told “no”. I can see him doing all that. Hell, he doesn’t even like being in Commons to face PMQs. But, I’d like to see Carney try those things, then suddenly the US recognizes AB independence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (nUR++)
1) good point. I should move my accounts from the Big National Bank to a credit union in Alberta.
2)that would trigger a shooting war.
3)half the RCMP I see anymore are visibly "ethnic", and/or petite women. If they make themselves into targets, they won't be very effective.
1) all bank accounts in AB get frozen
2) Premier Smith is immediately arrested
3) RCMP goes on the warpath in the province
PM Carney is a technocrat and he does not like being told “no”. I can see him doing all that. Hell, he doesn’t even like being in Commons to face PMQs. But, I’d like to see Carney try those things, then suddenly the US recognizes AB independence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (nUR++)
1) good point. I should move my accounts from the Big National Bank to a credit union in Alberta.
2)that would trigger a shooting war.
3)half the RCMP I see anymore are visibly "ethnic", and/or petite women. If they make themselves into targets, they won't be very effective.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (utfVc)
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300 He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
HIGH TIDE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:22
By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
HIGH TIDE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:22
By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (OoFl2)
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FWPs are going to be limited now.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (z2aPa)
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By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (OoFl2)
It's ok. I laugh at schools that have ridiculous mascots that make no sense.
By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (OoFl2)
It's ok. I laugh at schools that have ridiculous mascots that make no sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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I get the Maine rino senator which is really only important to give us a majority, but still don't get Alaska. Any repub senator can get them their stuff, but they still vote for that awful woman.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (n5tGW)
Because like virtually every other Alaska political dynasty (there's at least three) Daddy Meerkatski had enough room in his ass for both the oil companies and the injun tribes to stick their hands up there and turn him into a sock puppet. And when Daddy gave his little princess her very own Senator Snow Barbie seat, she also got his Rolodex.
I get the Maine rino senator which is really only important to give us a majority, but still don't get Alaska. Any repub senator can get them their stuff, but they still vote for that awful woman.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:00 PM (n5tGW)
Because like virtually every other Alaska political dynasty (there's at least three) Daddy Meerkatski had enough room in his ass for both the oil companies and the injun tribes to stick their hands up there and turn him into a sock puppet. And when Daddy gave his little princess her very own Senator Snow Barbie seat, she also got his Rolodex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (y9nCu)
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If it succeeds, it's 80% odds Alberta applies to join the US.
https://t.ly/sCjux
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Let them be an independent country. We don't need another state.
https://t.ly/sCjux
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Let them be an independent country. We don't need another state.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (vJrRc)
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That's because he might be sending his sons to Alabama but you're paying for it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (a+Mdu)
Heh...not this project, but there is a big one coming up that I am not looking forward to.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (a+Mdu)
Heh...not this project, but there is a big one coming up that I am not looking forward to.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (iERP6)
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It's ok. I laugh at schools that have ridiculous mascots that make no sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Go, Banana Slugs!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Go, Banana Slugs!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (iNUL3)
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There will be a reckoning and it won't be pretty for the democrats.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (abIsI)
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He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
HIGH TIDE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:22
By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (OoFl2)
_________
I was in AL for a UA-LSU football game. Those fans are nuts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026
HIGH TIDE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:22
By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (OoFl2)
_________
I was in AL for a UA-LSU football game. Those fans are nuts.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
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Five Guys is basically the only non-McDonald's option where I live.
May as well just buy ground beef and make a burger at home, at that point.
At least until they open the 3 standalone Roy Rogers they're going to be opening soon.
Posted by: XTC
10 lb chub of 80/20 is $59.56 from Sam's.
So thats around thirty three 1/3 lb burgers.
Around a $1.81 a burger.
May as well just buy ground beef and make a burger at home, at that point.
At least until they open the 3 standalone Roy Rogers they're going to be opening soon.
Posted by: XTC
10 lb chub of 80/20 is $59.56 from Sam's.
So thats around thirty three 1/3 lb burgers.
Around a $1.81 a burger.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (S838b)
316
Bama rents space in the rest of the SEC's minds.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (rJ48h)
317
Julie Newmar remains the hottest woman of all time and thanks everyone else for playing.
https://shorturl.at/zyZA6
Julie Newmar remains the hottest woman of all time and thanks everyone else for playing.
https://shorturl.at/zyZA6
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (/YotI)
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A couple local restaurants where I live where its cheaper to get a burger and fries than it is fast food.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (n5tGW)
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308
By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (OoFl2)
It's ok. I laugh at schools that have ridiculous mascots that make no sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026
You mean like War Eagle?
By the way, if you say that at a bbq place here in your UGA hoodie, it is not meet with giggles. lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (OoFl2)
It's ok. I laugh at schools that have ridiculous mascots that make no sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026
You mean like War Eagle?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (OoFl2)
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I have been in the Commonwealth of VA for most of my life and these asshat Dims make me gnash my teeth and make angry phone calls and send emails to my "reps". It's just craziness. I have lived all over central VA and it's normal for the most part. Leave us alone, let us do our job and live our life. We don't need nor want you to tell us what to do or how to live or toss invaders into our areas.
Posted by: turambar at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (Q0yOR)
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So happy to see Spanführer thwarted.
Btw, her maiden name is Davis, but she does have an appropriately Teutonic look to go along with her increasingly Fascist politics. She'd have been great in the role of a party stalwart in The Man in the High Castle, maybe a transgender Heydrich.
Btw, her maiden name is Davis, but she does have an appropriately Teutonic look to go along with her increasingly Fascist politics. She'd have been great in the role of a party stalwart in The Man in the High Castle, maybe a transgender Heydrich.
Posted by: Paco at May 11, 2026 02:26 PM (2L+MU)
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May as well just buy ground beef and make a burger at home, at that point.
___________
Eddie Murphy on home-made hamburgers
https://youtu.be/-ToAgia1EMA
May as well just buy ground beef and make a burger at home, at that point.
___________
Eddie Murphy on home-made hamburgers
https://youtu.be/-ToAgia1EMA
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:26 PM (HdYcL)
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294 I walked into a local burger place here a couple of years ago, and all the items on the menu had the printed prices crossed out and higher prices handwritten over them in red ink. I did not stay.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
The alternative is worse. I went into my favorite local burger place this weekend (a once in a while treat for me). Prices all the same. But everything had been altered to cope with that last few years' rampant inflation. All for the worse. That place is just a skinsuit now.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
The alternative is worse. I went into my favorite local burger place this weekend (a once in a while treat for me). Prices all the same. But everything had been altered to cope with that last few years' rampant inflation. All for the worse. That place is just a skinsuit now.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2026 02:26 PM (HFrEr)
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305 I would be willing to bet that if AB votes for independence and says YES:
1) all bank accounts in AB get frozen
2) Premier Smith is immediately arrested
3) RCMP goes on the warpath in the province
PM Carney is a technocrat and he does not like being told “no”. I can see him doing all that. Hell, he doesn’t even like being in Commons to face PMQs. But, I’d like to see Carney try those things, then suddenly the US recognizes AB independence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (nUR++)
1) good point. I should move my accounts from the Big National Bank to a credit union in Alberta.
2)that would trigger a shooting war.
3)half the RCMP I see anymore are visibly "ethnic", and/or petite women. If they make themselves into targets, they won't be very effective.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (utfVc)
How many divisions and fighter wings does Carney have?
1) all bank accounts in AB get frozen
2) Premier Smith is immediately arrested
3) RCMP goes on the warpath in the province
PM Carney is a technocrat and he does not like being told “no”. I can see him doing all that. Hell, he doesn’t even like being in Commons to face PMQs. But, I’d like to see Carney try those things, then suddenly the US recognizes AB independence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 02:16 PM (nUR++)
1) good point. I should move my accounts from the Big National Bank to a credit union in Alberta.
2)that would trigger a shooting war.
3)half the RCMP I see anymore are visibly "ethnic", and/or petite women. If they make themselves into targets, they won't be very effective.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:23 PM (utfVc)
How many divisions and fighter wings does Carney have?
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2026 02:27 PM (5rh/l)
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2.3M votes were cast in the 2025 elections in Alberta. 34 of 37 ridings voted Conservative.
Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 02:27 PM (rj6Yv)
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You mean like War Eagle?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (OoFl2)
I mean, Crimson Tide who's mascot is a grey elephant......or the Stanford Cardinal who's mascot is a pine tree.........
You mean like War Eagle?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (OoFl2)
I mean, Crimson Tide who's mascot is a grey elephant......or the Stanford Cardinal who's mascot is a pine tree.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
327
Nood Starmer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:28 PM (iNUL3)
328
326
You mean like War Eagle?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (OoFl2)
I mean, Crimson Tide who's mascot is a grey elephant......or the Stanford Cardinal who's mascot is a pine tree.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026
Exactly, like Auburn, whose mascot is a Tiger, but they great each other with War Eagle.
You mean like War Eagle?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (OoFl2)
I mean, Crimson Tide who's mascot is a grey elephant......or the Stanford Cardinal who's mascot is a pine tree.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026
Exactly, like Auburn, whose mascot is a Tiger, but they great each other with War Eagle.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:28 PM (OoFl2)
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Eddie Murphy on home-made hamburgers
https://youtu.be/-ToAgia1EMA
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:26 PM (HdYcL)
Ah, the good ole' days when comedy was funny.
Eddie Murphy on home-made hamburgers
https://youtu.be/-ToAgia1EMA
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:26 PM (HdYcL)
Ah, the good ole' days when comedy was funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's ok. I laugh at schools that have ridiculous mascots that make no sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
*pouts*
It's ok. I laugh at schools that have ridiculous mascots that make no sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
*pouts*
Posted by: UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (y9nCu)
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If it succeeds, it's 80% odds Alberta applies to join the US.
https://t.ly/sCjux
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Let them be an independent country. We don't need another state.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Protectorate/Territory. Like Guam, American Somoa.
https://t.ly/sCjux
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Let them be an independent country. We don't need another state.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Protectorate/Territory. Like Guam, American Somoa.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (S838b)
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Julie Newmar remains the hottest woman of all time and thanks everyone else for playing.
https://shorturl.at/zyZA6
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (/YotI)
She could give Leonid Brezhnev a run for his money in an eyebrows contest.
https://shorturl.at/zyZA6
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:25 PM (/YotI)
She could give Leonid Brezhnev a run for his money in an eyebrows contest.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (dK+Kv)
333
Nood. Starmer.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)
334
326 Virginia Cavalier is teh awsum
Posted by: turambar at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (Q0yOR)
335
Let them be an independent country. We don't need another state.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (vJrRc)
It would not bother me if Alberta became a U.S. Territory, and not a State. Or remained nominally independent, but keep a close relationship with the USA.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 11, 2026 02:24 PM (vJrRc)
It would not bother me if Alberta became a U.S. Territory, and not a State. Or remained nominally independent, but keep a close relationship with the USA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (utfVc)
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NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gay Ukrainian Rent Boys at May 11, 2026 02:30 PM (0e5Te)
338
Russia – The judiciary has been increasingly politicized, with high-profile judges removed or pressured into resigning. Courts are often used to target political opponents, and judicial independence scores have declined sharply
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 02:30 PM (RHGPo)
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Exactly, like Auburn, whose mascot is a Tiger, but they great each other with War Eagle.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:28 PM (OoFl2)
At least the mascot makes sense......not sure on the whole eagle thing. I usually ignore most things Alabama. ;O)
Exactly, like Auburn, whose mascot is a Tiger, but they great each other with War Eagle.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:28 PM (OoFl2)
At least the mascot makes sense......not sure on the whole eagle thing. I usually ignore most things Alabama. ;O)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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I don't get the hair on fire screaming from the left over this. "The world will end if we don't get the house!" Why?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
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The midterm was their chance to at least grab one of the houses to make the GOPs job in 2028 more formidable. They need to do anything, anything, to stop a legit census in 2030.
If Trump brings the Iran situation down to a murmur - no matter how long it takes for the final resolution - the economy looks poised for sustained growth which means Senate seats for the dems are now in real danger. They need anything, and I mean anything, to stop the current trajectory, because each day the money spigots that finance the party become slower.
They are looking at real money. And if it dries up enough, the blue stranglehold on the big blue urban hellzones also comes to an end.
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 11, 2026 01:05 PM (/ZkOF)
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The midterm was their chance to at least grab one of the houses to make the GOPs job in 2028 more formidable. They need to do anything, anything, to stop a legit census in 2030.
If Trump brings the Iran situation down to a murmur - no matter how long it takes for the final resolution - the economy looks poised for sustained growth which means Senate seats for the dems are now in real danger. They need anything, and I mean anything, to stop the current trajectory, because each day the money spigots that finance the party become slower.
They are looking at real money. And if it dries up enough, the blue stranglehold on the big blue urban hellzones also comes to an end.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 11, 2026 02:31 PM (GZYu7)
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Let them be an independent country. We don't need another state.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Trump tells Fox reporter he is “seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st US state”
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At least the Albertans (Albertos?) speak English. I mean, you know, kind of.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Trump tells Fox reporter he is “seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st US state”
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At least the Albertans (Albertos?) speak English. I mean, you know, kind of.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 02:31 PM (ndZc7)
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When you can't steal the election; steal the court. "Bold strategy Cotton-let's see how it plays"
Posted by: pahound at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (jvxI2)
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298 >>I just got a bid for some work from a contractor. We shot the breeze for about an hour, and 1. He is one of us, and 2. He is sending his two sons to U. of Alabama, and he couldn't be happier!
That's because he might be sending his sons to Alabama but you're paying for it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (a+Mdu)
Roll Tide ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTdXQyhjifY
That's because he might be sending his sons to Alabama but you're paying for it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2026 02:22 PM (a+Mdu)
Roll Tide ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTdXQyhjifY
Posted by: browndog says woof at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (3sXRv)
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She could give Leonid Brezhnev a run for his money in an eyebrows contest.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (dK+Kv)
This is the first time I ever realized that that woman had eyebrows.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (dK+Kv)
This is the first time I ever realized that that woman had eyebrows.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (/YotI)
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I think there's a new motto for the extreme left now:
"My insanity is the Constitution.
Your Constitution is insanity".
"My insanity is the Constitution.
Your Constitution is insanity".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (wtvvX)
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