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The Morning Report — 5/ 11/26

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Good morning kids. While no doubt President Trump and Israeli PM Netanyahu do not view the situation with Iran as such, it certainly seems by all outward appearances that for sure these "negotiations" with the Mullahs or whoever the Mullah du Jour may be, resemble Kabuki theatrics. Despite the absolute necessity of denying and depriving the Armageddon-seeking Dark Age death cult of Islamic controlled Iran of acquiring nuclear weapons as well as exporting terrorism around the globe and brutalizing their own citizenry, what is the end game here, or what acceptable end game can we expect? With the divisions at home not only from the usual America and Trump-haters on the Left but popping up from the right, the battered regime in Tehran may actually survive an onslaught that we had expected and hoped should or would have crushed them. Echoes perhaps of the 1968 Tet Offensive...

Where foreign policy issues are concerned, such as with Iran, a sign of political division always creates a weakness for diplomatic efforts to resolve the conflict. This has been underscored not only by Kimmel’s jokes but by the comments of various leaders of the Democrat party, like those of Senator Mark Kelly and former Vice President Kamala Harris. The latter, as a presidential candidate in 2024, said all options were on the table to prevent Iran from becoming nuclear armed—only now to criticize the option Trump selected. Ultimately, it was political division and an uninformed anti-war movement that forced an end to the Vietnam war, leaving millions of Vietnamese subject to communism.

And yet, President Trump remains adamant. . .

President Trump on Sunday appeared to reject Iran’s latest proposal in ongoing negotiations over a peace deal, calling the Islamic republic’s offer “totally unacceptable.”

“I have just read the response from Iran’s so-called ‘Representatives.’ I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

The president also warned the country against “playing games” after Tehran refused to discuss its nuclear program in its latest response to America’s peace proposal through Pakistani mediators.

Trump slammed the rogue Mideast country for delaying negotiations historically, ranting on the social platform.

“Iran has been playing games with the United States, and the rest of the World, for 47 years (DELAY, DELAY, DELAY!” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform.

Yet between his mixed signals as well as the treasonous behavior of the Left and their media/culture allies, the Mullahs perceive, and perhaps not mistakenly, that time is on their side. Especially with a crucial midterm election approaching and the final months of President Trump's term that could see his political will and power on the wane as he departs office, with no guarantee that a successor will carry on his agenda should whoever the GOP candidate is come out on top in 2028.

If only the President and really the GOP were to treat the Democrat Left and its record of political and physical terrorism against the American people as “totally unacceptable.”

Because that is what the Democrats look upon America as founded as well as any setback they endure in the quest for absolute power as.

As night follows day, progressives’ response to the Virginia Supreme Court’s tossing of Gov. Abigail Spanberger’s outrageous gerrymander is to demand an instant court-packing move to undo it.
To lefties driving today’s Democratic Party, it’s not “democracy” unless it’s hard-wired to let them run roughshod — and when their power-grab schemes run afoul of the rule of law, their only answer is a fresh scheme.
Specifically, progs want to ram through a law instantly dropping the retirement age for the Virginia court to 54, which would allow the legislature to replace enough justices to restore the gerrymander.
Spanberger’s already caved to the left in pushing an outrage she’d promised to oppose; will she find the spine to say no now?
Wiser minds would call off the madness — but then again wiser minds would’ve avoided this mess in the first place. ..
Nationwide, even moderate Dems are now talking about seizing their next available chance to pack the US Supreme Court, grant statehood to DC and Puerto Rico simply to gain them four safe Senate seats and abolish the Senate filibuster — and so lock in progressive power forever.
Anyone paying attention should realize these lunatics need to be kept out of power until the party comes to its senses.

The Democrat party will never "come to its senses." This is akin to expecting Islam to have a reformation wherein it rejects its goal of the domination of humanity for all time.

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1 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2026 06:57 AM (Kyh8Y)

2 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 11, 2026 06:58 AM (kmSxS)

3 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Why is Tehran not burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 06:59 AM (RIvkX)

4 Old Rule: Never negotiate with terrorists. Kill them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:01 AM (RIvkX)

5 Good morning to the horde and disaster and bunker-busters to the mullah-du-jour

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2026 07:02 AM (6txWC)

6 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 11, 2026 07:04 AM (NcvvS)

7 Happy Monday, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:04 AM (99eI0)

8 reddit lets kill all billionaires

I know that long term thinking is not their forte, but what kind of world do they think they will have if all of the billionaires were suddenly erased from existence? Do they think the world will be fair with sunshine and rainbows every day?

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:08 AM (99eI0)

9 Ha

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at May 11, 2026 07:10 AM (JwHz5)

10 "IRS Erroneously Awarded Millions in Tax Breaks to Noncitizens."

Sure. It was just an error. They got the money back, right?

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:10 AM (vFG9F)

11 Breaking news.
MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
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https://tinyurl.com/y242nkk6


Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2026 07:12 AM (2Ez/1)

12 "It can be done if Republicans have the political courage to listen to almost 80% of American voters"

That is not who we are.

Posted by: The GOP at May 11, 2026 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

13 Time is always on the side of America's enemies. The American people don't support the wars anymore, so it's an easy out if leadership wants it - and when they don't, their objective is to win, but simply deny the opponent victory for as long as possible before it's demanded of them to end it.

So, no matter how weak, disadvantaged, and destitute an enemy may be, all they have to do is keep up the fight, and they'll win by default, sooner or later.

Trump could short circuit this now by saying "we've set their nuclear program back many years, and since the negotiations failed, we'll now make good on our threats, and erase all their infrastructure, setting it back much more. By this time next month, Iran will cease to be a functioning nation state. So break out the cham-pag-nee, because our boys our coming home real soon."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 07:14 AM (BI5O2)

14 The dithering on the SAVE act is a perfect example of why we are all f'd.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

15 S/b "their objective is NOT to win."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (BI5O2)

16 "IRS Erroneously Awarded Millions in Tax Breaks to Noncitizens."
######

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Information officially coming out of North Korean prison camps is practically nonexistent, but reports from survivors, those released having served their terms, and the very few escapees paint a picture of corporal punishment on a daily basis, rape, torture, forced abortions, infanticide, starvation, untreated disease, and executions, all of which is supported by a system of obligatory spying among and reporting of friends, family, and associates. Along with these brutalities are the lack of adequate food, shelter, and clothing and harsh working conditions.
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Heaven!

Posted by: Bernie Brigades at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (9i0A8)

18 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

19 " Padres Prospect Self-Deports to Mexico After Pleading Guilty to Human Smuggling"

I guess baseball has not been very good to him.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

20 Yonder Horde.

I think the "bottom line" issue with Iran/IRGC is their Uranium stockpile. It's the only thing they have to negotiate with.

And Trump's done negotiating.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 07:20 AM (jehhT)

21 Let's get CENTCOM in gear. Bomb Iran, rinse, repeat. There is no possibility of negotiation working.

The old wisdom, Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant, kept a civilized core productive for 300 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

22 "DON'T: ‘Operation Iron Pursuit’ Nets 350 Child Sex Predators as Officials Warn Others ‘We Are Coming for You’"

Zombie Michael Jackson, look out!

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

23 Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant

i leared something new today!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

24 On the dark side losers all: Old Scratch, cia, chinese, iranians, thune democrats , prancing pence, bushes, clintons,o'bam etc.

God in Heaven laughs at these fools. Serve God.

Posted by: kingman at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (ehY6c)

25 I think I know where the Royal Navy went. It went to the welfare largesse of all the head chopping invaders the Left is so keen on.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (l26NL)

26 Adam Hamawy’s plastic surgery practice has been the subject of scathing and furious online reviews going back almost a decade.
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This creep runs more political ads than I've seen in a long time. TV here in NJ is filled with his stuff. Qatar must be writing big checks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2026 07:27 AM (ji8TS)

27 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ. Happy Monday to all.
I watched a vid of the Tenn legislator Pearson losing his mind and dancing at a graduation event. The guy is as inauthentic as you get , as he is a Bowdoin college graduate. From Joshua Chamberlain to this putz. Downfall indeed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:29 AM (gu0hJ)

28
I don't think the fireworks in the gulf start until after Trump gets on the plane out of China.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2026 07:30 AM (Y8DZL)

29 *This creep runs more political ads than I've seen in a long time. TV here in NJ is filled with his stuff.*
_______

This begs a bigger question:
Why does anyone still watch TV?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

30 “Maybe a part of me was just like, I don’t want to put another black man in jail,” she told The Post.

I'm sure the family of the man he murdered a few weeks later appreciate the fact you Care So Hard. I'm cruel enough to think that she doesn't deserve any place in civilized society and should be shamed everywhere she goes.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (99eI0)

31 I hope it happens while Xi is face-to-face with Trump.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

32 Auspex

Good point. Wonder what the pre-summit talking points are here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

33
I think I know where the Royal Navy went. It went to the welfare largesse of all the head chopping invaders the Left is so keen on.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (l26NL)


You'd like to think an island nation would see the importance of having a robust navy. But what do I know?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 07:32 AM (HdYcL)

34 I would pay good money to hear Trump say to Xi "Poo how you doing?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:33 AM (gu0hJ)

35 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

36 I'm sure the family of the man he murdered a few weeks later appreciate the fact you Care So Hard. I'm cruel enough to think that she doesn't deserve any place in civilized society and should be shamed everywhere she goes.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (99eI0)
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I term this "collusion" which means she bears partial guilt for the crime. Her behavior is only slightly more civilized than the perpetrator's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

37 Hadrian the Seventh

National political power and financial interests need physical power as basic underpinning.

The UK elite have lost that knowledge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

38 I used to have a different nic

Are you laughing in Texas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

39 Her behavior is only slightly more civilized than the perpetrator's.

There is a gentleman on YouTube who goes by the name Hoe Math that talks about women like her. Basic summary: They never mentally grow past the mentality of kindergarten teacher and they think that this is just children being naughty. Which is why true punishment horrifies them because in their eyes, it's like throwing a kindergartner into general population for acting up.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:36 AM (99eI0)

40 The white woman who prosecute her attacker because he was black isn't much different than the white girls who get pregnant by black guys who abuse and/or don't support them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:37 AM (gu0hJ)

41 IRS Erroneously Awarded Millions in Tax Breaks to Noncitizens.

Erroneously. And you can believe that if you want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

42 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at May 11, 2026 07:41 AM (53oGX)

43 Smell the Glove

This is happening a lot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

44 AOC doesn't want to be president she wants to be something more. First female Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Hitler? Sounds like it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:42 AM (gu0hJ)

45 I'd bet if you gave Tucker a good slap, he wouldn't even fight back. He's a simp with a sore pussy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 11, 2026 07:42 AM (kSpDG)

46 "Erroneously. And you can believe that if you want.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

If I make an error in my favor on my deposit slip at the bank those bastards want it back!

Posted by: fd - I Am Enough at May 11, 2026 07:43 AM (vFG9F)

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