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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2026 08:08 AM (HdYcL) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 08:09 AM (wzUl9) 3
Beautiful pic, Biden's Dog ! I approve!
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2026 08:11 AM (GD0B3) 4
Good morning Horde. Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need. Hope you are feeling better given this rather eventful week.
Thx MisHum, hopefully I will get out of rehab this week. Thx to all for your prayers and well wishes Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2026 08:11 AM (gu0hJ) 5
called a pour over , very potent ! If you need a pick me up, that would do it.
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2026 08:12 AM (GD0B3) 6
Someone who knew him here will have to submit for Captain Whitebread.
Thank you Mis. Hum. And Annie's Stew. Separately, I JUST PERFORMED SURGERY ON MY FRIENDS' CAT SNOWFLAKE! Not surgery, but she DID have a huge matted clump of fur I've been trying to get out slowly for a month. I got rid of the rest. This was the worst but she let me cut it this morning. BEFORE COFFEE! Brave , trusting cat. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b) 7
Good morning Mis Hum and horde
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2026 08:12 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2026 08:13 AM (2icm1) 9
Mornin' Horde. Coffee's on and prayers ascending...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2026 08:13 AM (nbLIj) 10
Don't be a drip. Come join the coffee thread!
Posted by: Beaner and Cecil at May 09, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2) 11
En mi casa toman Bustelo!
Posted by: Caffiend at May 09, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2) 12
mornin yall. I'm back at my parents place again, Dad went to the hospital last night. He said he felt terrible starting Thursday. We sat in the emergency room for a couple of hours and then he said he was feeling better and wanted to go home, which we did. We'll see how it goes today.
Bruno and MIL are fine for now. I think they can be removed from the list to make room for those who really need the prayers right now. Thank you everyone. Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:17 AM (rOw3+) 13
I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 09, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1) 14
Good morning, MisHum and Horde. Prayers for those who need them, and wet willies and Indian rope burns for those who deserve them.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at May 09, 2026 08:18 AM (kpS4V) 15
Dang. Sorry everyone.
Vnom had an update. I saw news of his passing last week and expected it near the end. I'm sorry but I'm glad it's here. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 08:18 AM (Sco7b) 16
In my defense, I just started the coffee....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 08:19 AM (Sco7b) 17
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever. Amen.
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:20 AM (ZOv7s) 18
Yonder Horde
I think I may have a ruptured eardrum. Self inflicted. Had something in there that was itching and went a bit aggressive with a Q-tip. No pain. Just no hearing in that ear. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT) 19
I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 09, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1) --- I use heavy whipping cream. Whip it good! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:21 AM (ZOv7s) 20
My biggest problem this morning is my parents only have decaf coffee. I may not wake up fully until this afternoon.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:21 AM (rOw3+) 21
It just tastes butter.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 09, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1) 22
Good Saturday morning, horde.
Prayers for all on the list, and the rest of you as well. Hiya, JT! Praying that grammie winger is maintaining, and Mr. Jordan61, and all the others with serious illnesses. And prayers that good gains the upper hand over evil in the world. Lord, help us to put the devil back down in the hole. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 09, 2026 08:22 AM (h7ZuX) 23
Stand up for Islam (and get your head lopped off with a sword)! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 09, 2026 08:22 AM (xG4kz) 24
I think I may have a ruptured eardrum. Self inflicted. Had something in there that was itching and went a bit aggressive with a Q-tip. No pain. Just no hearing in that ear.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT) --- Try some peroxide and a little warm water to irrigate it. Then slap hot iron on it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:22 AM (ZOv7s) 25
20 My biggest problem this morning is my parents only have decaf coffee. I may not wake up fully until this afternoon.
Posted by: fd Oh my, I feel for you. This cannot stand! Posted by: Would Kill Me, I Reckon at May 09, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2) 26
My biggest problem this morning is my parents only have decaf coffee. I may not wake up fully until this afternoon.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:21 AM (rOw3+) --- Why bother? I'd just as soon drink a Coke. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:24 AM (ZOv7s) 27
BEFORE COFFEE!
Brave , trusting cat. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b) Good job, Dr. Stateless. I'm sure kitty is glad to have that out of her fur. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 09, 2026 08:25 AM (h7ZuX) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2026 08:25 AM (2icm1) 29
28 I am at lib little sis' house drinking powdered dried "espresso"
Pity me. Posted by: San Franpsycho More like Depresso, am I right? Posted by: Ersatz, Phony, Phraudulent at May 09, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2) 30
24 I think I may have a ruptured eardrum. Self inflicted. Had something in there that was itching and went a bit aggressive with a Q-tip. No pain. Just no hearing in that ear. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT) I remember a story about the original Richard Burton, the 19th century African explorer. While in the jungle some parasite attached itself and he had to feel the larvae in his inner ear for a year or more before he found a doctor who could rid him of them. That story always made me want to scream! Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2026 08:27 AM (25Mwa) 31
20 My biggest problem this morning is my parents only have decaf coffee. I may not wake up fully until this afternoon.
Posted by: fd 28 I am at lib little sis' house drinking powdered dried "espresso" Pity me. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2026 08:25 AM (2icm1) May the Lord carry both of you through this morning. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 09, 2026 08:27 AM (h7ZuX) 32
20 My biggest problem this morning is my parents only have decaf coffee. I may not wake up fully until this afternoon.
Posted by: fd ------ BOOKMAN: You got any coffee? JERRY: Coffee? BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee. JERRY: No, I don't drink coffee. BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee? JERRY: No, I don't have-- BOOKMAN: You don't have any instant coffee? JERRY: Well, I don't normally-- BOOKMAN: Who doesn't have instant coffee? JERRY: I don't. BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals. JERRY: Really? I'll have to remember that. Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at May 09, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1) 33
I was given some hot brown water that smells vaguely like coffee. It teases me.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:28 AM (rOw3+) 34
I think I may have a ruptured eardrum. Self inflicted. Had something in there that was itching and went a bit aggressive with a Q-tip. No pain. Just no hearing in that ear.
Posted by: Martini Farmer Ughh. Have you done the worst thing you could ever do and see what the internet says about this. Temporary, etc? Tips? I say searching online is the worst thing ever because everything seems to lead to a terminal diagnosis and you have only hours to live.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 08:28 AM (Sco7b) 35
I am at lib little sis' house drinking powdered dried "espresso"
Pity me. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2026 08:25 AM (2icm1) --- That right there is some quality penance. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:28 AM (ZOv7s) 36
I though this was such a nice story about a retired
man who had volunteered at a NICU and hugged and talked to the infants: https://tinyurl.com/22wekk8w Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 08:29 AM (6UQAR) 37
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2026 08:29 AM (8iYDv) 38
I'm quite content sitting here with my coffee, watching RAV and commenting on this smart military blog. Pretty sure I'm having a better time than Spambergler and Louise Lucas this AM.
Posted by: Observer of the Passing Scene at May 09, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2) 39
Had a two-hour phone call recently with my friend Bill, who lost his girlfriend last year and is taking care of his 91 year old mom. He took early retirement to accommodate his caretaking role and is accepting this new life with grace. The one comfort he has is the cat that he and his girlfriend took in a couple of years ago. Prayers for continued strength for him and all caregivers..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 09, 2026 08:30 AM (nbLIj) 40
Have you tried Wilkins' Instant Coffee?
Posted by: Armed Kermit at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (sDWtc) 41
Wonders what RAV stands for...
Posted by: But doesn't really care at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) 42
The UFO files release has proved conclusively that UFOs exist.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (rOw3+) 43
Toldya.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at May 09, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1) 44
Good morning, MisHum and Horde. Prayers for those who need them, and wet willies and Indian rope burns for those who deserve them.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at May 09, 2026 08:18 AM (kpS4V) ------ Of course, it's the one week where MisHum didn't post any rules...... I'm doomed! Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 09, 2026 08:32 AM (kOluj) 45
Mornin’, All. Happy Saturday.
Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ) 46
For my sins, I had to go and do the plate transfer in person at the local Secretary of State office. Our corrupt SoS clearly focuses more on rigging elections than customer service because the model she uses is that you have to go online to get an appointment - you can't just come in and get in line, which has been an option for all of eternity.
Basically, yet another example of how White Dem Women hate poor people. Anyhow, I did have an appointment, and as I watched the idle state employees chat among themselves rather than help anyone, I spotted a very ugly woman, and felt bad for her, and then realized it was a dude with breast implants and a chest tattoo. OF COURSE that was the one I had to go to. He was reasonably efficient, and when I found (to no great surprise) that the online instructions were flawed, he said I could just come back after retrieving necessary documents. (cont) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:33 AM (ZOv7s) 47
(cont) My house is quite close, only a few minutes away, and I tore into piles of useless paper where the proof of insurance should have been but wasn't. I went online and printed off new copies.
Driving back and filled with wrath, I calmed myself by saying a decade of Hail Marys and the prayers given above. By the time I reached the office I had come to realize that the mutilated creature before me was an object of pity, not contempt, and that if anyone deserved to go to hell, it was the people who did that to him. Matters were satisfactorily concluded, and upon returning home, I fulfilled the sidequest of going through all the papers that had piled up over a couple of years. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:36 AM (ZOv7s) 48
I spotted a very ugly woman, and felt bad for her, and then realized it was a dude with breast implants and a chest tattoo.
==== 🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: runner at May 09, 2026 08:37 AM (GD0B3) 49
The UFO files release has proved conclusively that UFOs exist.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (rOw3+) --- I have zero interest in the topic, but I do think it interesting that spiritual beings of light have been recorded in every culture since records began, they are in the Bible, there are confirmed apparitions seen by thousands, but that's impossible. No, it has to be alien life that somehow got here in defiance of all of our known laws of physics because SCIENCE! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:41 AM (ZOv7s) 50
Also: The Soviets used UFOs to convince Americans to spy on their government and publish the results. This is known.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:42 AM (ZOv7s) 51
A statement from Frontier Airlines last night:
'As flight 4345 was departing this evening from Denver International Airport to Los Angeles International Airport, the aircraft reportedly struck a pedestrian on the runway during takeoff.' According to reports, the person struck was at least partially ingested into one of the engines which, in turn, caused a fire leading to smoke inside the aircraft. Posted by: one hour sober at May 09, 2026 08:43 AM (J4Dwc) 52
As plans are now, going out with my sister tonight, then tomorrow she is bringing supper to my parents.
Rain this evening is worse part Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2026 08:44 AM (Ia/+0) 53
Mornin' Horde. Won't go into my situation. Perhaps I'm going through extended penance for the sins of my foolish youth; I don't know.
Just wish it would end, one way or another. Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 09, 2026 08:45 AM (FIwBs) Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ) 55
the mutilated creature before me was an object of pity, not contempt, and that if anyone deserved to go to hell, it was the people who did that to him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:36 AM (ZOv7s) This is so true. I have compassion for the trannies, which is not the same as acceptance and celebration. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 09, 2026 08:46 AM (h7ZuX) 56
Who walks around on runways while planes are taking off or landing?
Posted by: dantesed at May 09, 2026 08:47 AM (Oy/m2) 57
The UFO files release has proved conclusively that UFOs exist.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (rOw3+) === If there weren't UFOs they wouldn't have files on them. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2026 08:47 AM (2icm1) 58
May the peace of THE LORD be with you all
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 08:47 AM (z2aPa) 59
Good Morning
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2026 08:48 AM (QovLg) 60
58 May the peace of THE LORD be with you all
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 08:47 AM (z2aPa) And with you! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 09, 2026 08:48 AM (h7ZuX) 61
May the peace of THE LORD be with you all
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 08:47 AM (z2aPa) --- And with your spirit. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:49 AM (ZOv7s) 62
* I spotted a very ugly woman, and felt bad for her, and then realized it was a dude with breast implants and a chest tattoo.*
"I had come to realize that the mutilated creature before me was an object of pity, not contempt..." +++ Had a similar experience recently when I looked into getting something custom framed at a frame shop inside the big arts and crafts store which shall remain nameless. I had to force myself to get over the initial wave of revulsion and focus on the subject at hand. And to be fair, the person, who is a he, despite whatever delusions are at play, was extremely professional and very creative regarding choice of frames and mats and the like. The final version he came up with was impressive. I just had to set aside my bias and desire to go to another store. Pity, not contempt. By the way, I didn't get the framing done. Much too expensive for my budget. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 09, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1) 63
No pain. Just no hearing in that ear.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT) Hot iron! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2026 08:50 AM (iERP6) 64
>>Stay off of runways, people!
At the very least, only walk on active runways during daylight hours so pilots can see and avoid you. Posted by: one hour sober at May 09, 2026 08:51 AM (J4Dwc) 65
"Who walks around on runways while planes are taking off or landing?
Posted by: dantesed" What a dummy. You are supposed to run on the runway. Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:52 AM (rOw3+) 66
Who walks around on runways while planes are taking off or landing?
Posted by: dantesed at May 09, 2026 08:47 AM (Oy/m2) --- Major flight line violation there. One of the rites of passage in Air Force public affairs is the first time you are thrown to the tarmac at gunpoint by the SPs because you violated flight line rules. There are some variations. My major at the 127th got an M-60s trained on her in Kosovo. In my case, I was in a parking lot adjacent to the runway (so on the correct side of the line) taking photos of a memorial flight from the top of an ammo cart, but they rolled up on me and held me at gunpoint just the same. Naturally when they called Wing HQ they said they didn't know who I was and I should be detained. The unit called back before I got cuffed. Oh how everyone (but me) laughed. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:53 AM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Every US Navy aircraft carrier ever at May 09, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1) 68
The UFO files release has proved conclusively that UFOs exist.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (rOw3+) I'm pretty certain the 1958 documentary Plan 9 had all the necessary proof of actual flying saucers. See here: https://youtu.be/3Xh0ecjxu_E Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX) 69
The UFO files release has proved conclusively that UFOs exist.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (rOw3+) Of course they exist. The question is: Where are they from? Another civilization, or some source on earth? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2026 08:54 AM (iERP6) 70
Good job, Dr. Stateless. I'm sure kitty is glad to have that out of her fur.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 09, 2026 08:25 AM (h7ZuX) Thank you. Her and the dog are sleeping upstairs now. I have very long grass to cut but I don't want to wake them yet. Ralphy has just risen! I hope all of you are managing with sub-par coffee. AH - what a story. Gratefully I'm not to the point where I'm wondering if 'she's' single. Joe Kidd - bless your friend, his Mother, the cat and all caregivers here past and present. Yardwork awakes. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 08:56 AM (Sco7b) 71
Ahem.
Posted by: Every US Navy aircraft carrier ever at May 09, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1) --- Right, but that's a restricted area. There are things called flight line badges, and one has to be trained and checked out, and if you look at the runways and aprons, those strange marks tell you where you can and can't go. I actually did the online certification for runway driving and kept it current for much of my career, even though it rarely mattered. At one point I was going to retrain into airfield ops, but it requires full color vision and I'm partially colorblind (I'm one of those guys who mixes up black and dark blue). Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 08:57 AM (ZOv7s) 72
Actually I'm awaiting. I never sleep.
Posted by: Yardwork at May 09, 2026 08:58 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Congress Critter Ilhan Omar at May 09, 2026 08:58 AM (QVmho) 74
Gotta love British humor! In desperate attempt to cling to power, Keir Starmer brings in a fresh new face to no 10 - Gordon Brown! 🤣🤣🤣
The response is priceless , "Labour MPs and ministers blasted the appointments as 'pure gimmick' and 'nonsense' that suggests Sir Keir doesn't 'grasp the scale of the challenge'. One senior backbencher said: 'It’s nuts. But more importantly, it’s ineffectual.' A cabinet minister joked to the Mail: 'I'm waiting for the ghost of Barbara Castle (1910-2002) to appear on the steps of No.10.' A second scathingly reacted: 'It doesn't exactly scream THE FUTURE does it?' " 🤡🤡🤡 Posted by: runner at May 09, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3) 75
Morning, Horde...how goes it?
Windows has decided that my desktop wallpaper today shall be a moose. I get the feeling he wants to tell me something... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2026 08:58 AM (gnNyN) 76
58 May the peace of THE LORD be with you all
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 08:47 AM (z2aPa) -------- and also with you! *tips cap* Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 09, 2026 08:58 AM (kOluj) 77
If our government published something, I just proceed from the assumption that it's bullshit. UFOs or anything else.
Only because it always turns out to be bullshit, though. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2026 08:59 AM (BI5O2) 78
If you need a real pick-me-up, a mug full of Turkish coffee will take care of that, and you will have a mouthful of fine ground coffee grounds to chew on afterwards.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 09, 2026 08:59 AM (0U5gm) 79
Actually I'm awaiting. I never sleep.
----- I fell that way in the height summer, but in spring and fall, I love it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2026 09:00 AM (BI5O2) 80
Another civilization, or some source on earth?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2026 08:54 AM (iERP6) 'Ancient Aliens' had an episode. How about time travellers? Given interstellar distances, I kind of liked that theory. And how bad is your day going if you manage to travel insane number of light years, overcoming issues with gravity, inertia, radiation and so many other things only to crash in NEW MEXICO? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 09:00 AM (Sco7b) 81
I begged her to at least pick up some Folger's Crystals, but no.
Also she won't buy paper towels or tissues. The answer to the next question ks "yes" Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2026 09:00 AM (2icm1) 82
The park is closed today.
Posted by: Your Windows Moose desktop wallpaper at May 09, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1) 83
spiritual beings of light have been recorded in every culture since records began, they are in the Bible, there are confirmed apparitions seen by thousands, but that's impossible.
No, it has to be alien life that somehow got here in defiance of all of our known laws of physics because SCIENCE! Yes, in fact, if demons exist and can be identified, catalogued, and studied, they should be. And we would be better able to confront and/or to oppose them. They would indeed be classed as aliens (if they exist). Our science would thereby expand. Imagine if we were still treating infection as beyond science. Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2026 09:01 AM (sDWtc) 84
Time travel is impossible !
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2026 09:01 AM (GD0B3) 85
Off Learing Center Fraudster soc Posted by: BifBewalski at May 09, 2026 09:02 AM (QVmho) 86
I begged her to at least pick up some Folger's Crystals, but no.
Also she won't buy paper towels or tissues. The answer to the next question ks "yes == When you leave take something from her place - for making you , the guest , suffer! Posted by: runner at May 09, 2026 09:02 AM (GD0B3) 87
Mornin' Horde. Won't go into my situation. Perhaps I'm going through extended penance for the sins of my foolish youth; I don't know.
Just wish it would end, one way or another. Posted by: Brother Tim Sounds familiar. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 09, 2026 09:02 AM (0U5gm) 88
The 8 point star UFO is freaking me out
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 09, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur) 89
And how bad is your day going if you manage to travel insane number of light years, overcoming issues with gravity, inertia, radiation and so many other things only to crash in NEW MEXICO?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 09:00 AM (Sco7b) --- This proves that the aliens are all women. They can cover absurdly long distances, operate technology beyond our understanding, but still can't park worth a damn. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 09:03 AM (ZOv7s) 90
Stay off of runways, people!
At the very least, only walk on active runways during daylight hours so pilots can see and avoid you. Posted by: one hour sober At least the ones not drunk. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2026 09:04 AM (QovLg) 91
How is it that they know how to design an interstellar space craft, and they know how to build an interstellar space craft, and they know how to fly an interstellar space craft, but they don't know how to LAND an interstellar space craft?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 09, 2026 09:05 AM (2Ez/1) 92
Yes, in fact, if demons exist and can be identified, catalogued, and studied, they should be. And we would be better able to confront and/or to oppose them. They would indeed be classed as aliens (if they exist).
Our science would thereby expand. Imagine if we were still treating infection as beyond science. Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2026 09:01 AM (sDWtc) --- This has been done. Angels (and therefore fallen angels as well) have a variety of shapes that are not at all human. They look...well...alien. The Holy Angels by Mother Alexandra is a good place to start for those who are interested. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 09, 2026 09:05 AM (ZOv7s) 93
The UFO files release has proved conclusively that UFOs exist.
Posted by: fd at May 09, 2026 08:31 AM (rOw3+) Of course they exist. The question is: Where are they from? Another civilization, or some source on earth? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2026 08:54 AM (iERP6) ====================== Another interplanetary civilization? Einstein called and wants to know details on how this whole travel through the folds of time thing works. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 09, 2026 09:06 AM (YdWlB) 94
Maybe there are no aliens. Maybe they're among us and running everything. Whatever the truth is, you won't be getting it from the US federal government. Just bullshit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2) 95
I think many of the videos purporting to show UFO's are actually drones.
Drones, as we know them today, are pretty sophisticated and ubiquitous. In the 50's and 60's not so much. But I'm pretty sure they existed. And the image tech at the time wasn't great. So... how to explain what was captured on film? Especially if (at the time) the drone technology was top secret. And why are so few videos and photos in color? Still, I'd like to believe... YMMV Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2026 09:06 AM (jehhT) 96
Nice pic up top. Very calming
Posted by: 496 at May 09, 2026 09:07 AM (MxCkF) 97
Yes, in fact, if demons exist and can be identified, catalogued, and studied, they should be. And we would be better able to confront and/or to oppose them. They would indeed be classed as aliens (if they exist).
Our science would thereby expand. Imagine if we were still treating infection as beyond science. Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2026 09:01 AM (sDWtc) ==================== The problem you face is some portion of the population will want to protect the demons as endangered, and others will celebrate them even unto voting them into office or worshiping them. That'll get in the way of objective science. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 09, 2026 09:08 AM (zyFko) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 09, 2026 09:08 AM (/+uur) 99
*Einstein called and wants to know details on how this whole travel through the folds of time thing works.*
+++++++ Did he happen to mention where he was calling from? Posted by: Just curious at May 09, 2026 09:09 AM (2Ez/1) 100
I also think the missile bounce video is freaky.
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