Mid-Morning Art Thread

Young Girl Bathing
Auguste Renoir

I love the colors, but the subject is odd, and on the edge of being faintly disturbing.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Uh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 I'll just go lum......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Last week was trains.
Will this week be boobs?

Posted by: Boob enthusiast at May 11, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

5 She looks like she just had her wisdom teeth removed.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

6 Newds all week long!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 09:31 AM (S838b)

7 This is odd. It looks like he attached a little girl's face to an adult woman's body. A real head scratcher, this one.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 11, 2026 09:31 AM (FPWw8)

8 Head don't fit body

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 11, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

9 woah...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 09:33 AM (DgMqy)

10 She looks like she has the mumps.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 09:34 AM (qRla/)

11 Skin tone looks like a 3 week old floater.

Posted by: Amos at May 11, 2026 09:34 AM (EJ6Qm)

12 model looks too young
creepy
no hang

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

13 I do like the colors, but the way he painted her legs makes it look like they're hairy.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

14 Her cheeks look swollen and irritated.

Posted by: Tuna at May 11, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

15 I do like the colors, but the way he painted her legs makes it look like they're hairy.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

Hush hush.

Legs go down down,

Look so hairy!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Hubba Hubba! Get 'em while they're young, I always say!

Posted by: Uncle Pervy at May 11, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)

17 Looks like jail bait to me...Kind of creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2026 09:36 AM (asBle)

18 Yeah, had I painted this, I wouldn't claim it and would likely destroy it.

Disturbing and pedophilic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

19 8 Head don't fit body
Posted by: Commissar of plenty
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Abby. Abby somebody.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at May 11, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

20
Little Gril's Head grafted onto a Full Grown Woman's Body?

No, not creepy at all.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 09:37 AM (iJfKG)

21 Two comments:

1. Too creepy to hang. The girl seems clearly underage (13 or 14) yet the painting seems to be intended to be sexual. 19th century French were creeps.

2. I made the mistake of googling ‘young girl bathing’ to get more info on the painting. BIG MISTAKE. You don’t want to know what that search pulled. I’m probably now on some pedophile watch list. Fuck.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 11, 2026 09:37 AM (Sl96E)

22 No dog visible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2026 09:38 AM (6/7Fs)

23 Put me down for "it's creepy," too.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2026 09:38 AM (8Fxbo)

24 Looks like jail bait to me...Kind of creepy
Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2026 09:36 AM (asBle)

You asked for it.........

https://youtu.be/lyNluVqxUcE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

25 She identifies as a chipmunk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 09:38 AM (jehhT)

26 This is odd. It looks like he attached a little girl's face to an adult woman's body.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 11, 2026 09:31 AM (FPWw

Yes! I think he was trying for erotic + innocent, and I think he failed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 09:38 AM (iERP6)

27 This one creeps me out a bit.

She’s rather well endowed to have a face so young. But then again, girls are starting their periods at nine these days so…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 09:39 AM (FRZPI)

28 Would work just fine in the Lolita Suite at the Days Inn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2026 09:39 AM (6/7Fs)

29 the subject is odd, and on the edge of being faintly disturbing.
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Totally disturbing and inappropriate! Like every normal man, I love watching young girls bathing, but this gal ain't nearly young enough!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 11, 2026 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

30 I don't see a bath, frankly.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2026 09:39 AM (Dv3i1)

31 I love the colors, but the subject is odd, and on the edge of being faintly disturbing.

Not as disturbing as Millais' Cherry Ripe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 09:39 AM (qRla/)

32 I feel a song coming on.

Posted by: Gary Puckett & The Union Gap at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

33 Yeah, that is weird, very young face on an older body. But the head seems too small for the body.

The Japanese would put her in a schoolgirl uniform and put her in movies...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (Sco7b)

34
Not as disturbing as Millais' Cherry Ripe.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 09:39 AM (qRla/)

I have that on the wall of my spank room. It's HOT!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

35 She’s rather well endowed to have a face so young. But then again, girls are starting their periods at nine these days so…..
____

That's what I'm sayin'!
-Mohammed M. Mohammed

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (Dv3i1)

36 She also has that Joker smile.

Posted by: Lion at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (TezPK)

37 ALL YOUR BOBS ARE BELONG TO US

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (affD0)

38 I'm with Freddie King on this one; I love a big legged woman.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 11, 2026 09:41 AM (kSpDG)

39 32 I feel a song coming on.
Posted by: Gary Puckett & The Union Gap at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

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Same here, man.

Posted by: Sting at May 11, 2026 09:41 AM (6/7Fs)

40 The brush strokes make her look somewhat...furry.

Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 09:41 AM (I0N4X)

41 I'm with Freddie King on this one; I love a big legged woman.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 11, 2026 09:41 AM (kSpDG)

Big legged woman ain't got no soul.

Posted by: Black Dog at May 11, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

42
Creepy. Avoid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 09:42 AM (HdYcL)

43 If by 'faintly disturbing' you mean 'like a pedophile', then you are spot on.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2026 09:42 AM (3Ope8)

44 Looks like jail bait to me...Kind of creepy
Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2026 09:36 AM (asBle)

You asked for it.........

https://youtu.be/lyNluVqxUcE
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
——-

‘INORITE?’

— Fresh Prince

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 11, 2026 09:42 AM (Sl96E)

45 Chomos are always around in the artsy fartsy crowd and like to paint their fetish in "cherubs" or "tinkerbells" or "bathing".

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at May 11, 2026 09:42 AM (HBTIy)

46 I feel a song coming on.
Posted by: Gary Puckett & The Union Gap at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

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Same here, man.
Posted by: Sting at May 11, 2026 09:41 AM (6/7Fs)

Actions speak louder than words, gentlemen........

Posted by: Gary Glitter at May 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

47 Out Of Ficus (and focus).

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 11, 2026 09:43 AM (TezPK)

48 Warning, Will Smith! Danger! Danger!
*waves robotic arms*

Posted by: The Robot at May 11, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)

49 Reminds me of the good, old days with Ashley in the shower.

Posted by: Joe From Scranton at May 11, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)

50 On the edge?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 11, 2026 09:44 AM (dK+Kv)

51 you mean 'like a pedophile', then you are spot on.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2026 09:42 AM

*Lyrics in Madonna's trashcan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

52 NOT SUITABLE FOR WORKPLACE VIEWING

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 09:44 AM (DgMqy)

53 The varicose veins, they start earlier in France.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 11, 2026 09:45 AM (QaH55)

54 From the Buyed-In suite on Epstein's Island

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 11, 2026 09:45 AM (TezPK)

55 Warning, Will Smith! Danger! Danger!
*waves robotic arms*
Posted by: The Robot at May 11, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)

***

DEAR BOYYYYYY... You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Dr. Zachery Smith at May 11, 2026 09:46 AM (affD0)

56 7 This is odd. It looks like he attached a little girl's face to an adult woman's body. A real head scratcher, this one.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 11, 2026 09:31 AM (FPWw

---
Early steam powered AI art.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 11, 2026 09:46 AM (cWLG3)

57
Jerry Seinfeld:

What is the deal with all these young girls with adult women's bodies?

Woody Allen:

i know, right?

...

Posted by: Overheard at the Friar's Club at May 11, 2026 09:47 AM (iJfKG)

58 Wonder if this am allegory to Eve in the Garden of Eden, given the snake-like figure to the right.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2026 09:47 AM (ESULq)

59 Painting underage girls nude...WTF, Renoir.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 09:47 AM (ynpvh)

60 Her face is oddly monkey like. Don't think I'd hang this.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 09:48 AM (gu0hJ)

61 Yeah...imma vote for mildly creepy. Nice colors, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:48 AM (AAbNa)

62 All models were the age of 18 at the time of this painting.

Records are kept by the Custodian of Records, Ian Creepie, at

6969 Bouche Ave
Paris, France

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (Sco7b)

63 No train, not art.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)

64
"Hello.... New Jersey State Police?.. I'd like to report a (*consults notes*) Mr. Charles B. Dildo... Yes, check his computer... Dildo, that's the last name I have..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (HdYcL)

65 7 This is odd. It looks like he attached a little girl's face to an adult woman's body. A real head scratcher, this one.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 11, 2026 09:31 AM (FPWw

Title is "Young Girl Bathing"...so a bit disturbing...she seems to be pre-to-pubescent in age...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (ynpvh)

66 Here comes the endless discussion of tits from guys who see tits as the alpha and omega, the be all and end all.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (uxCHZ)

67 As others have said: Proportions are off and worse, the child's face on a adult (or at least late-teen) bod. Creepy!

Posted by: RandomDave at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (aJQbY)

68 The throngs of puberty are very confusing for young ladies. They do sometimes have a grown up body before they are ready.

Perhaps Renoir wanted to convey that confusion to his audience.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (i3I9G)

69 I feel a song coming on.
Posted by: Gary Puckett & The Union Gap at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

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Same here, man.
Posted by: Sting at May 11, 2026 09:41 AM (6/7Fs)

Step off, bitches.

Posted by: Herb Alpert at May 11, 2026 09:50 AM (qRla/)

70 I do like the colors, but the way he painted her legs makes it look like they're hairy.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
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Have you been to France?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

71 Big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Posted by: Black Dog at May 11, 2026 09:42 AM

I don't know for certain...but I have been told.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:50 AM (AAbNa)

72 64
"Hello.... New Jersey State Police?.. I'd like to report a (*consults notes*) Mr. Charles B. Dildo... Yes, check his computer... Dildo, that's the last name I have..."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (HdYcL)

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a FOOL or a COWARD. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is BOTH.

Posted by: Lamb of God - Omert� at May 11, 2026 09:51 AM (uxCHZ)

73 Yes, her face does look a bit odd. And she is a bit heavy, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 11, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

74 No pond. No sword distribution system. No pure, shimmering samite.

Moving on.

Posted by: Arthur Pendragon at May 11, 2026 09:51 AM (wVcYX)

75 Here comes the endless discussion of tits from guys who see tits as the alpha and omega, the be all and end all.

I like big brains, and I cannot lie.

But a pair of 42DD's gets my motor running any day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 09:52 AM (qRla/)

76 The throngs of puberty are very confusing for young ladies. They do sometimes have a grown up body before they are ready.

Perhaps Renoir wanted to convey that confusion to his audience.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (i3I9G)

The steroids in the cows used to make WalMart milk tends to force early growth in areas on young girls........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

77 The throngs of puberty are very confusing for young ladies. They do sometimes have a grown up body before they are ready.

Perhaps Renoir wanted to convey that confusion to his audience.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM

*shifty eyes*

Yes. Exactly....what she said.

*shifty eyes*

- Neil Diamond

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:53 AM (AAbNa)

78
I don't know for certain...but I have been told.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:50 AM (AAbNa)

You home or still traveling?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

79 The throngs of puberty are very confusing for young ladies. They do sometimes have a grown up body before they are ready. ...
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (i3I9G)
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Go on...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

80
Legend has it that Renoir drank a Stirred Manhattan right before he painted this one.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

81 The throngs of puberty are very confusing for young ladies. They do sometimes have a grown up body before they are ready.

Perhaps Renoir wanted to convey that confusion to his audience.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM

*shifty eyes*

Yes. Exactly....what she said.

*shifty eyes*

- Neil Diamond
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:53 AM (AAbNa)

I was too young to know.

Posted by: Dr. Hook at May 11, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

82 Here comes the endless discussion of tits from guys who see tits as the alpha and omega, the be all and end all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (uxCHZ)

Funny how you throw boobs on a painting of a girl who looks 8 years old, this isn't the case.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

83 Her face is a bit swollen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 09:56 AM (bss/y)

84 You home or still traveling?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:53 AM

Still traveling. Coming home Friday. Taking a little time between rambles to catch up on Horde stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:56 AM (AAbNa)

85
Still traveling. Coming home Friday. Taking a little time between rambles to catch up on Horde stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:56 AM (AAbNa)

Right on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

86 I've known 25 year old women that looked like they were 16 or younger. This could be one of those types. No worse than painting fairies and cherubs floating around the head of some saint in a painting.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2026 09:57 AM (g8Ew8)

87 The throngs of puberty are very confusing for young ladies.

Ain't no picnic for guys, either.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 09:57 AM (S838b)

88
Ain't no picnic for guys, either.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 09:57 AM (S838b)

Boys walking down school halls with their Trapper Keeper in front of their crotch after science class.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

89 Neil Diamond

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:53 AM (AAbNa)

"Sweet Caroline," and "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" are two of the creepiest songs around.

I wouldn't let him get within a mile of a young girl.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 09:58 AM (iERP6)

90 Right on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 09:57 AM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 09:59 AM (AAbNa)

91 Very disturbing unless you like sex with little girls

Posted by: sidney at May 11, 2026 09:59 AM (Uy/WF)

92 Legend has it that Renoir drank a Stirred Manhattan right before he painted this one.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

You Texans are incorrigible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 09:59 AM (iERP6)

93 Boys walking down school halls with their Trapper Keeper in front of their crotch after science class.......
____

She blinded me, with science!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (Dv3i1)

94 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 09:49 AM (i3I9G)

**hugs**

Good morning, dear lady! I hope you have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (qRla/)

95
"Sweet Caroline," and "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" are two of the creepiest songs around.

I wouldn't let him get within a mile of a young girl.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 09:58 AM (iERP6)

I fail to understand how Sweet Caroline garnered such a cult following.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

96 I wouldn't let him get within a mile of a young girl.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 09:58 AM

Truth. I wince every time I hear fans singing that at a ballgame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (AAbNa)

97 Legend has it that Renoir drank a Stirred Manhattan right before he painted this one.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

You Texans are incorrigible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (S838b)

98 She looks fine to me...

Posted by: Ringo Starr at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (jehhT)

99 "Sweet Caroline," and "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" are two of the creepiest songs around.

I wouldn't let him get within a mile of a young girl.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 09:58 AM (iERP6)

"Younger Girl" by the Lovin' Spoonful.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (qRla/)

100 ‘Too young even for me ….’

— Chaim Witz

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (Sl96E)

101 This painter has a serious problem capturing the human form.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (snZF9)

102 I was too young to know.
Posted by: Dr. Hook at May 11, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

Youre 16 youre beautiful and youre mine

Posted by: R Star at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (/+uur)

103 Why would you even post this?

Posted by: sidney at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (Uy/WF)

104 Renoir did a series of girls bathing similar to this one. They are sort of standard nudes of young women. The girl's face in today's selection is younger, more childlike than the others which gives the faintly disturbing edge CBD mentioned in the post.

As to this painting, the young girl is beautifully portrayed: budding body, youthful skin tones, innocent in her pose. At first I thought it was done in pastels the way the vibrant colors make the background and the way the colors blend but it was done in oil, maybe influenced by Renoir's use of pastels.

Any discomfort may say more about our present day reaction than Renoir's audience. I look at it and think it is a tender scene, innocent, something any girl goes through. But I'm an old man looking for sweetness and beauty in the world, not salaciousness.

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2026 10:02 AM (yTvNw)

105 "Sweet Caroline," and "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" are two of the creepiest songs around.

I wouldn't let him get within a mile of a young girl.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 09:58 AM (iERP6)

I fail to understand how Sweet Caroline garnered such a cult following.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

*shakes head slowly*

Bostonians, man. Bostonians.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

106 I HAVE to HAVE HER!!!!!

Posted by: Gene Simmons from KISS at May 11, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

107 throes

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:02 AM (ZxPkt)

108 I fail to understand how Sweet Caroline garnered such a cult following.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Because people are stupid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:03 AM (snZF9)

109 She needs someone older and wiser
Telling her what to do

Posted by: Rolf at May 11, 2026 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

110
Because people are stupid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:03 AM (snZF9)

Valid.

Posted by: Gene Simmons from KISS at May 11, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Shyte......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

112 throes
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:02 AM (ZxPkt)

Game of Throes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

113 Tonite I'm Gonna Rock Ya Tonite -Spinal Tap

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 10:04 AM (DgMqy)

114 Faintly Perturbing?

My preferences never do vary
They're nothing extraordinary
Some say they're banal
I don't care for an@l
By faith I'm just strict missionary

Posted by: Mid-Morning Artist at May 11, 2026 10:04 AM (sEa17)

115 Mark Kelly is a terrible human.
Telling state secrets.

Posted by: R Star at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (/+uur)

116 Ain't no picnic for guys, either.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 09:57 AM (S838b)

Hunger.

I was thinking about this the other day and it does not seem to be a thing for girls. When you are 16 as a guy, it is like there is a black hole inside you. Like you are hollowed out. You are riffling through your parents cupboards looking for stuff to eat. I have never experienced that kind of hunger after about 20 or so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

117 Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2026 10:02 AM (yTvNw

Beautifully put.
For me it's mainly the proportions.

In other art news, I JUST got a call saying the second cement pedestal for my concrete, painted monkey statues is now painted.

Very excited...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (Sco7b)

118 off sx

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (/+uur)

119 106 I HAVE to HAVE HER!!!!!
Posted by: Gene Simmons from KISS at May 11, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

What, no Don Henley? Be better guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

120 "Hey little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go away and leave you all alone?"

"I got a bad desire...oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire."

Posted by: The Boss at May 11, 2026 10:06 AM (dmDsy)

121 8 I fail to understand how Sweet Caroline garnered such a cult following.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Because people are stupid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:03 AM (snZF9)
——

It’s a stupid audience participation song. That, plus all the hype and innuendo over who the “Caroline’ was generated buzz and interest. It’s far from the worst 60s-era song what somehow was a big hit.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 11, 2026 10:06 AM (Sl96E)

122 102 I was too young to know.
Posted by: Dr. Hook at May 11, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

Youre 16 youre beautiful and youre mine
Posted by: R Star at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (/+uur)

Young girl get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.

At least that singer had a tad bit of self awareness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:07 AM (bss/y)

123 Damn, this artist sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:07 AM (snZF9)

124
I was thinking about this the other day and it does not seem to be a thing for girls. When you are 16 as a guy, it is like there is a black hole inside you. Like you are hollowed out. You are riffling through your parents cupboards looking for stuff to eat. I have never experienced that kind of hunger after about 20 or so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

Mom used to pack my brown bag lunch for school. It got to the point where the bag was only filled with 2 ft. long sub sandwiches. I would eat both in 15 minutes most days.

Then, some started offering me $5 for one. Since I didn't get an allowance or spending money, I would sell one.

Then mom found out I was selling them and demanded the money. I stopped getting 2 sandwiches after that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

125 My kind of art.

Posted by: Jimmy Page and Pete Townsend at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (80cvh)

126
Off-Topic:

So, I was up in New Jersey last weekend for one of the kiddos weeding, and-

I saw lots of older guys, like 50s-70s, wearing baseball caps backwards. Young guys too.

Is that even still a thing? Apparently in NJ, it is.

NEW JERSEY

Come For the Lousy BBQ, Stay For The Lame-Ass Old Guys Wearing Backwards Baseball Caps Like Douchebag 13 Year Olds From The 80s

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

127 A true pedophile story:

A man of around 30 is married, with an infant son. A 13 year old girl is hired as a babysitter. The man starts an ongoing sexual relationship with the baby sitter. She "falls' pregnant and scandal erupts. His wife divorces him. The girl's mother insists that he do the right thing and he goes to Kentucky and marries the now 14 year old. They remain married for several years after moving to CO. He is arrested again for having sex with a different 13 year old. Sentenced to 10 years probation. Young wife flees for her life. He absconds on his probation and lives under an assumed name. A few years later he kills my F-I-L and goes on the run, rumored to be living rough in the same area. 18 years ago. I despise pedophiles and would like to hear that this one is dead. The End

Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

128 Mark Kelly is a terrible human.
Telling state secrets.
Posted by: R Star at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (/+uur)

We shall see what the lawyers say......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

129 I think part of it is these guys (Neil Diamond or Tom Jones) were ACTUALLY charismatic. It is not something we see much today with our current crop like (who the fuck is a current male pop star?) Bruno Mars?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (bss/y)

130 She rocks the cradle of love. Whoo!

Posted by: Billy Idol at May 11, 2026 10:09 AM (wVcYX)

131 Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

F*ck.........................

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

132 Off-Topic:

So, I was up in New Jersey last weekend for one of the kiddos weeding, and-

I saw lots of older guys, like 50s-70s, wearing baseball caps backwards. Young guys too.

Is that even still a thing? Apparently in NJ, it is.

NEW JERSEY

Come For the Lousy BBQ, Stay For The Lame-Ass Old Guys Wearing Backwards Baseball Caps Like Douchebag 13 Year Olds From The 80s

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

Where in jersey were you? It matters.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:10 AM (snZF9)

133
weeding = wedding

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:10 AM (iJfKG)

134 128 And these comments are why I don't get within 20 feet of any kid without their parent right there with them.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (4hjRS)

This. But also, it's sad. There should be a difference between interacting with children normally and being a pedo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)

135 Mark Kelly is a terrible human.
Telling state secrets.

Hegseth ought to make an example of the bastard. But he won't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 10:10 AM (qRla/)

136 I despise pedophiles and would like to hear that this one is dead. The End
Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)

137 And these comments are why I don't get within 20 feet of any kid without their parent right there with them.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (4hjRS)

And they laughed at me for never wanting to be alone with a woman that wasn't my wife.

Posted by: Mike Pence at May 11, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

138 There should be a difference between interacting with children normally and being a pedo.

I have a story I could tell you. But not here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 10:12 AM (qRla/)

139 I despise pedophiles and would like to hear that this one is dead.

Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

Hopefully painfully.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 10:12 AM (iERP6)

140 >We shall see what the lawyers say......

Posted by: Sponge
----

remember, when they were all saying he was a traitor for that 'illegal orders' video? good times
he'll be fine

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:13 AM (ZxPkt)

141
Hopefully painfully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 10:12 AM (iERP6)

Mauled, raped and eaten by a bear somewhere in the mountains.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

142 Old and busted: goosestep

New and cool: chickstep

https://tinyurl.com/rcnz9kzh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

143 139 I despise pedophiles and would like to hear that this one is dead.

Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

Hopefully painfully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 10:12 AM (iERP6)

Plenty of pig farms about...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)

144 remember, when they were all saying he was a traitor for that 'illegal orders' video? good times
he'll be fine
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:13 AM (ZxPkt)

Don Black is the 'nothing will happen' guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

145 “We’ll get that at some point, whatever we want,” Trump said. “We have it surveilled. You know, I did a thing called Space Force, and they are watching.

“If anybody got near the place, we will know about it, and we’ll blow them up.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (/+uur)

146 I despise pedophiles and would like to hear that this one is dead. The End
Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

Right there with ya.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)

147 Off-Topic:

So, I was up in New Jersey last weekend for one of the kiddos weeding, and-

I saw lots of older guys, like 50s-70s, wearing baseball caps backwards. Young guys too.

Is that even still a thing? Apparently in NJ, it is.

NEW JERSEY

Come For the Lousy BBQ, Stay For The Lame-Ass Old Guys Wearing Backwards Baseball Caps Like Douchebag 13 Year Olds From The 80s

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

Where in jersey were you? It matters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:10 AM (snZF9)

A suburb of Newark.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

148 Strange combination of a not great adult body combined with a too small too young face.
Not good, would not hang.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (sl73Y)

149 122 102 I was too young to know.
Posted by: Dr. Hook at May 11, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

Youre 16 youre beautiful and youre mine
Posted by: R Star at May 11, 2026 10:01 AM (/+uur)

Young girl get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.

At least that singer had a tad bit of self awareness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:07 AM (bss/y)

Don't forget my follow-up, "Your a Woman Now"...

Posted by: Gary Puckett at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (ynpvh)

150 Just saw a story float by that the Dems in VA are considering removing their SC judges so they can now pack the court and then re-litigate

The method they are considering is a mandated retirement age of...54.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (sKqQm)

151 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Can I be arrested for having this painting (it is beautifully done) on my computer?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2026 10:15 AM (2WIwB)

152 Come For the Lousy BBQ, Stay For The Lame-Ass Old Guys Wearing Backwards Baseball Caps Like Douchebag 13 Year Olds From The 80s

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

At least we don't shake our Manhattans!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 10:15 AM (iERP6)

153 Hegseth ought to make an example of the bastard. But he won't.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 10:10 AM (qRla/)

Return him to active duty and station him in that island of the Iran coast.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 11, 2026 10:15 AM (/+uur)

154 >Don Black is the 'nothing will happen' guy?

Posted by: Sponge
---

no, I passed the torch on that
it's too easy these days

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:15 AM (ZxPkt)

155 no, I passed the torch on that
it's too easy these days
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:15 AM (ZxPkt)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

156 A suburb of Newark.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

Short Hills and Irvington are both sort of suburbs of Newark, and very, very different!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 10:16 AM (iERP6)

157
So, I was up in New Jersey last weekend for one of the kiddos weeding, and-

I saw lots of older guys, like 50s-70s, wearing baseball caps backwards. Young guys too.

THOSE guys are FAGS!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 11, 2026 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

158 I always wondered about men who insist on coaching little girls sports.

Maybe the women coaches suck? The one coaching the granddaughter's team is a clueless, DEI pushing Karen. But for some reason no male wants the job even though they'd be light years better than that nag.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 10:17 AM (jehhT)

159 Story of the backwards cap
So Dale Jr would put his cap on backward
Bud would call and complain to his sister (manager)
She would bitch out Djr
He did it again.
She takes about 100 caps from souvenir trailer put Bud on the back and give Djr about a dozen
Returns the rest to the trailer and they sell out in 5 minutes

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 11, 2026 10:18 AM (/+uur)

160 I thought backwards ball caps was an 'Operator' affectation? High speed, low drag guys. Or wannabes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:18 AM (bss/y)

161 Where in jersey were you? It matters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:10 AM (snZF9)

A suburb of Newark.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

Well there you go. They are uh... different up there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:18 AM (snZF9)

162
Maybe the women coaches suck? The one coaching the granddaughter's team is a clueless, DEI pushing Karen. But for some reason no male wants the job even though they'd be light years better than that nag.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 10:17 AM (jehhT)/i]

I was an assistant coach on several of my daughter's softball teams. There was one woman who started a team as the head coach.

Yeah, she sucked. Put her daughters in positions they weren't ready for and set them up for humiliating failure.

We were on that team for one season.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

163 I saw lots of older guys, like 50s-70s, wearing baseball caps backwards. Young guys too.

THOSE guys are FAGS!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli
___________

And catchers, not pitchers.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at May 11, 2026 10:19 AM (XvL8K)

164 Would hang!

Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at May 11, 2026 10:19 AM (vFG9F)

165 Short Hills and Irvington are both sort of suburbs of Newark, and very, very different!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 10:16 AM (iERP6)

One of them doesn't have baseball caps. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2026 10:20 AM (snZF9)

166 I thought backwards ball caps was an 'Operator' affectation? High speed, low drag guys. Or wannabes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:18 AM (bss/y)

https://is.gd/bjvXwG

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

167
Just saw a story float by that the Dems in VA are considering removing their SC judges so they can now pack the court and then re-litigate

____________

"I want to return these judges. They don't work correctly." - VA Karen

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:20 AM (HdYcL)

168 Mrs. Erika Kirk just dropped pure truth at Hillsdale College:

Young Americans, get married and raise families.

To the men: You are called to provide, lead, and anchor your families in strength and consistency.

To the women: You are called to nurture, build, and shape lives with wisdom and endurance.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 11, 2026 10:21 AM (/+uur)

169 Who takes care of the caretaker's daughter
While the caretaker's busy taking care?
Careful
Gee oh gosh oh gee
That's really what worries me
I see

I know the caretaker
He must take care
While he's taking care
She's alone somewhere
But who takes care of the caretaker's daughter
While the caretaker's busy taking care?

Posted by: Bobby Darin and Johnny Mercer at May 11, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Ok, here is the thing: almost any interaction with young people has been made horrifically radioactive these days.

Stuff like Scouts (or I guess shooting and hunting these days) allow/ed men to interact with kids in a positive, role model kind of way. But even scouts got subverted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:21 AM (bss/y)

171 Can you keel haul an Air Force officer?

just axen

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 11, 2026 10:21 AM (/+uur)

172 https://is.gd/bjvXwG
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

LOL. Yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

173 I can think of 2 reasons to wear a ballcap backwards

to wear a catcher's mask

you're bent over a car engine or something, close-up work, and you turn the hat around so it doesn't bump into something

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:22 AM (ZxPkt)

174 Hello fellow Music Lovers!

Posted by: Benny Mardones at May 11, 2026 10:22 AM (n9eFH)

175 And I apologize for dragging my story into this thread, but I find as I am approaching 70 that I have a keen desire to outlive that prick.

I have the same disdain for doctors like Richard Levine (the Quaker Oats tranny) who groom and encourage underaged children to embrace a delusion. A visceral, but real hatred for a practice more vile in some ways than pedophilia.

Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:23 AM (I0N4X)

176 164 Would hang!

Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at May 11, 2026 10:19 AM (vFG9F)

Indeed, But I wouldn't hang it myself.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at May 11, 2026 10:23 AM (ynpvh)

177
Stuff like Scouts (or I guess shooting and hunting these days) allow/ed men to interact with kids in a positive, role model kind of way. But even scouts got subverted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:21 AM (bss/y)

______________

How many devout Catholic parents would encourage their son to pursue a Vocation considering many seminaries are pestholes of sodomy?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:24 AM (HdYcL)

178 158 I always wondered about men who insist on coaching little girls sports.

Maybe the women coaches suck? The one coaching the granddaughter's team is a clueless, DEI pushing Karen. But for some reason no male wants the job even though they'd be light years better than that nag.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I coach many teams in many sports for all 3 of my kids, 2 sons and a daughter. And when my kids moved on to high school, the grade school asked me to stick around and coach for teams (boys and girls teams) that NO ONE was willing to step up and coach. So I did.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2026 10:24 AM (Dv3i1)

179 YOU CAN'T RULE AGAINST DEMOCRATS ON STOLEN LAND

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 10:24 AM (DgMqy)

180 to wear a catcher's mask

you're bent over a car engine or something, close-up work, and you turn the hat around so it doesn't bump into something
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:22 AM (ZxPkt)

I can understand when shooting a rifle and you do not want to set the cap down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

181 158 I always wondered about men who insist on coaching little girls sports.

Maybe the women coaches suck? The one coaching the granddaughter's team is a clueless, DEI pushing Karen. But for some reason no male wants the job even though they'd be light years better than that nag.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 10:17 AM (jehhT)

I can’t imagine why a male coach would not want anything to do with coaching girls. Maybe it’s just me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 10:24 AM (uxCHZ)

182 How many devout Catholic parents would encourage their son to pursue a Vocation considering many seminaries are pestholes of sodomy?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:24 AM (HdYcL)

This is true. My best friend became friends with his parish priest (SSPX guy) and that guy said that it was bad in the seminary he went to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

183 150 Just saw a story float by that the Dems in VA are considering removing their SC judges so they can now pack the court and then re-litigate

The method they are considering is a mandated retirement age of...54.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM (sKqQm)

Thing is, who's going to stop them? This is the Democrat operating principle. Only principle they have, btw.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 11, 2026 10:26 AM (QaH55)

184 don't be this guy
https://tinyurl.com/2nue6c42

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:27 AM (ZxPkt)

185 And I apologize for dragging my story into this thread, but I find as I am approaching 70 that I have a keen desire to outlive that prick.

Posted by: muldoon at May 11, 2026 10:23 AM (I0N4X)

All good, man.

Vent anytime. I can't even imagine being saddled with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

186 184 don't be this guy
https://tinyurl.com/2nue6c42
Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:27 AM (ZxPkt)

You know another thing that annoys me: the flat brim. Just perfectly flat. It annoys me.

That was always a thing with a ball cap was getting the curvature just right so it matched your head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)

187 don't be this guy
https://tinyurl.com/2nue6c42

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 10:27 AM (ZxPkt)

Suburban Ranger.

https://youtu.be/i_3pUDEIvww

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Thing is, who's going to stop them? This is the Democrat operating principle. Only principle they have, btw.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

I'm guessing that changing the retirement age for Va SC judges requires a constitutional amendment, for which they have to first go through a general election before the amendment can be voted on, and that the same 4-3 split will occur if they try to bypass this rule.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2026 10:29 AM (Dv3i1)

189 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:29 AM (4NO2D)

190 Get down! Get funky!
Do the Funky Monkey!

https://tinyurl.com/f4pkuwv6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

191 So you know what the current conspiracy on the left is?
The one that will be "very serious allegations" and "requires Congressional hearings" soon?

Here:
The downed pilots in Iran is a cover-up. The real reason they were shot down was they were part of a failed raid on Ishtar.

This is going to be their new "Russian Collusion!" pitch for the midterms.
And they're going to back-fill every bit of negative news against the US re: Iran into the story to support it.
And even some here will be like, "we at least deserve to know the truth--even if the Dems are lying!!"

Because you can't have a good op without agents of FUD pretending to be on your side ....

If we can, just kinda preemptively tell them to go back to jerking off over "the Epstein files are going to bring down teh world elite!!" and leave the adults alone.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2026 10:29 AM (MtSIY)

192 You know another thing that annoys me: the flat brim. Just perfectly flat. It annoys me.

That was always a thing with a ball cap was getting the curvature just right so it matched your head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

193 189 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:29 AM (4NO2D)

Kind of gives the game away.

Lol. This is a good point, if you can't paint it on the side of a van, is it acceptable art?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:30 AM (bss/y)

194 The only time I wear a ball cap backwards is if it gets in the way of the rear sight on my rifle. Anything else is foolish affectation although not a stupid as the ball cap bill going sideways that was a popular urban thing some years ago. (Is that still a 'thing'?)

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2026 10:31 AM (yTvNw)

195 Watch, CBD is going to do a Three Wolf Moon sometime.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)

196 That was always a thing with a ball cap was getting the curvature just right so it matched your head.

Flat bill is bad.

Curving bill by bending it incessantly after purchase = good.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 10:31 AM (DgMqy)

197 Damn right wing radical extremist!

LA Mayoral Hopeful Spencer Pratt Is the Anti-Mamdani, Supports Poopless, Stab-Free Public Transportation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

198 Neil Diamond was known as Neil Coal, until the pressure got to him.

Posted by: Zales Outlet at May 11, 2026 10:32 AM (oftw2)

199 194 The only time I wear a ball cap backwards is if it gets in the way of the rear sight on my rifle. Anything else is foolish affectation although not a stupid as the ball cap bill going sideways that was a popular urban thing some years ago. (Is that still a 'thing'?)
Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2026 10:31 AM (yTvNw)

I think the flat brim has replaced that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

200 Hunger.

I was thinking about this the other day and it does not seem to be a thing for girls. When you are 16 as a guy, it is like there is a black hole inside you. Like you are hollowed out. You are riffling through your parents cupboards looking for stuff to eat. I have never experienced that kind of hunger after about 20 or so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

Truth.

Check out Big Lou’s Pizza in San Antonio. If I were to go there as a 16-17 year old boy those pizzas would be GONE. And they are upwards of 42 inches in diameter. Had I gone up to The Big Texan at that age I would have killed the 72 oz steak challenge with no problem - then be hungry again an hour later. It was insane.

True story: when 14, before assuming my glorious height now, I went through 18 loaves of bread in one month.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 10:32 AM (uxCHZ)

201 Renoir is best known for his group and crowd scenes. I think his best work is floral still life paintings, vibrant and restful.

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2026 10:32 AM (yTvNw)

202 Curving bill by bending it incessantly after purchase = good.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 10:31 AM (DgMqy)

One used to take a new ball cap and wrap the bill around a baseball and rubber band it for a week before wearing in public.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

203 "One used to take a new ball cap and wrap the bill around a baseball and rubber band it for a week before wearing in public."

LOVE

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 10:33 AM (DgMqy)

204 Just saw a story float by that the Dems in VA are considering removing their SC judges so they can now pack the court and then re-litigate

The method they are considering is a mandated retirement age of...54.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 10:14 AM

and only good until 2030, I am sure.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:34 AM (4NO2D)

205
Teenage boys will eat anything not nailed down. Then one day, the body will say, "That's it! Party's over."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:34 AM (HdYcL)

206 Posted by: Bobby Darin and Johnny Mercer at May 11, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

I love that album. You can tell the two were having a blast together.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 10:34 AM (qRla/)

207 The Nazi stormtroopers should've worn their helmets backwards. Then they'd've been cool.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

208 207 The Nazi stormtroopers should've worn their helmets backwards. Then they'd've been cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

With a stahlhelm (sp?), then you wouldn't have been able to see.

The British would have been fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

209 I'm guessing that changing the retirement age for Va SC judges requires a constitutional amendment, for which they have to first go through a general election before the amendment can be voted on, and that the same 4-3 split will occur if they try to bypass this rule.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2026 10:29 AM (Dv3i1)

Far as I know, the state legislature has the prerogative. So much for separation of powers and co-equal and all that stuff that just gets in the way of democracy.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 11, 2026 10:36 AM (QaH55)

210 You know another thing that annoys me: the flat brim. Just perfectly flat. It annoys me.

That was always a thing with a ball cap was getting the curvature just right so it matched your head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:28 AM
++!+

Yep.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)

211 198 Neil Diamond was known as Neil Coal, until the pressure got to him.
Posted by: Zales Outlet at May 11, 2026 10:32 AM (oftw2)

Absolute Coal, because there can't be any Gemeralds for the Cobson'zellig.

--The Sharty

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 10:39 AM (iXqHn)

212 Make pickelhaubs great again!

Posted by: Col. W. Klink at May 11, 2026 10:39 AM (wVcYX)

213 That old time religion.

Senator invites AOC to speak at MLK's church about how Republicans are racist

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

214 Just wanted to share something amusing which I heard on the WOR 710 conservative radio with Mark Simone. People were taking about the possibility of aliens and Mark said, "Let them come. Let Tom Homan take care of them." I laughed

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2026 10:39 AM (EQmpy)

215 True story: when 14, before assuming my glorious height now, I went through 18 loaves of bread in one month.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 11, 2026 10:32 AM (uxCHZ)

I would take half a loaf, put catsup and cheese in between each slice and smash it down.
I think my mom uttered the words "didn't I just by bread?" daily.

Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (ZFqKB)

216 Wouldn't this be considered 'child molestation' in a court of law?

Posted by: Dr_No at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (ayRl+)

217 Golf should be played wearing a fedora.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (4NO2D)

218
Senator invites AOC to speak at MLK's church about how Republicans are racist
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

This would call for revoking any 501c tax exemption, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

219 2. I made the mistake of googling ‘young girl bathing’ to get more info on the painting. BIG MISTAKE. You don’t want to know what that search pulled. I’m probably now on some pedophile watch list. Fuck.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 11, 2026 09:37 AM (Sl96E)

Let me just get out my binoculars so I can.. 'watch'.

/checks list

Oooh, a new name!

/licks lips

Posted by: Bubba the Paedophilephile at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (Sy6m/)

220 So it's a hat thread?

Posted by: Just got here at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

221 217 Golf should be played wearing a fedora.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (4NO2D)

Nah, just a Streaker trenchcoat and a speedo.

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (iXqHn)

222 Damn I posted about 10 comments before I realized my WiFi hash is banned.

They were all insightful by the way.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (52qkP)

223 Damn voters!

British PM says his opponents are "very dangerous" after his party lost last week's election

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

224 Damn I posted about 10 comments before I realized my WiFi hash is banned.

They were all insightful by the way.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (52qkP)

The last one was about the 'tall golf hat,' right?

I thought I saw a comment disappear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Damn voters!

British PM says his opponents are "very dangerous" after his party lost last week's election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

The peasants are revolting!

Posted by: British PM at May 11, 2026 10:42 AM (wVcYX)

226 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

Yep.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 10:42 AM (52qkP)

227 When I lived in Newark I used to shop at the Short Hills Mall. I hope it still exists.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 10:42 AM (RIvkX)

228 Damn voters!

British PM says his opponents are "very dangerous" after his party lost last week's election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

I'm starting to think all those saying Starmer was going to resign haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

229 Just saw a story float by that the Dems in VA are considering removing their SC judges so they can now pack the court and then re-litigate

If ever there is a line in the sand, this would be real close to going over it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (2WIwB)

230 Would not hang.
She is a child and this pic should be taken off the site.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (cnePD)

231
Golf should be played wearing a fedora.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (4NO2D)

___________

Chi-Chi Rodriguez says a panama.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (HdYcL)

232
The peasants are revolting!
Posted by: British PM at May 11, 2026 10:42 AM (wVcYX)

The King is a fink!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

233 Damn voters!

British PM says his opponents are "very dangerous" after his party lost last week's election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

The peasants are revolting!
Posted by: British PM

They stink! On ice!
Posted by: Mel Brooks

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (S838b)

234 And this guy who writes on "weird" ( his word not mine) things in Catholicism ( He's RC) has quite an interesting article on aliens and RC:

https://tinyurl.com/465x3xbn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (EQmpy)

235 >>>I love the colors, but the subject is odd, and on the edge of being faintly disturbing.

She looks like a nymphette.

Posted by: m at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (RtN13)

236 Curved brim is late 80s to early aughts. Strait brim then took hold amongst the rappers, and expanded from there.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (XvL8K)

237 Golf should be played wearing a fedora.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (4NO2D)

___________

Chi-Chi Rodriguez says a panama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM (HdYcL)

Pikers.

Posted by: Jesper Parnevik at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

238 Actually, the quote from the movie is "The people are revolting."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (n9eFH)

239 Just saw a story float by that the Dems in VA are considering removing their SC judges so they can now pack the court and then re-litigate

PSA: THAT is the face of fascism.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (S838b)

240
British PM says his opponents are "very dangerous" after his party lost last week's election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

___________

His very dangerous opponents are now most of the electorate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (HdYcL)

241 189 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:29 AM (4NO2D)

Of course not. It belongs inside the free candy van, rendered in a glorious velvet, to cover a porthole/style window.

Posted by: The Candy Isn't Really Free at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (P5/W7)

242 Golf should be played wearing a fedora.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Didja see this golf shot?

https://tinyurl.com/5mtdj2p7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

243 Curved brim is late 80s to early aughts. Strait brim then took hold amongst the rappers, and expanded from there.
Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM

Because it's not an actual hat but rather a affectation.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (4NO2D)

244 I feel a song coming on.
Posted by: Gary Puckett & The Union Gap at May 11, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

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Same here, man.
Posted by: Sting

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Uh,,,

Posted by: Sam Cooke at May 11, 2026 10:44 AM (XeU6L)

245 There was a time when just about every man everywhere wore some kind of hat. A friend of mine likes to say the reason for the steep drop off in the popularity of men's haberdashery was due to JFK and the fact he didn't routinely wear a hat.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)

246 British PM says his opponents are "very dangerous" after his party lost last week's election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

Seems to be a theme among the globalists. Get beat in the election, double down on the rhetoric.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2026 10:45 AM (2WIwB)

247 If ever there is a line in the sand, this would be real close to going over it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2026 10:43 AM

And I'm sure the judges are just thrilled by this possibility including the ones who voted against what they just did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2026 10:46 AM (EQmpy)

248 I would take half a loaf, put catsup and cheese in between each slice and smash it down.
I think my mom uttered the words "didn't I just by bread?" daily.
Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 10:40 AM (ZFqKB)
===

My mom was complaining just a few days ago about a lasagna my friends ate out of our fridge in 1975.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 10:46 AM (RIvkX)

249 One disappeared comment was my opinion that all Federal positions, elected or appointed should have a mandatory retirement age of 72. No more 80 year old Senators , Reps and SCJ. You can serve out your term if elected prior to turning 72.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 10:47 AM (52qkP)

250
A friend of mine likes to say the reason for the steep drop off in the popularity of men's haberdashery was due to JFK and the fact he didn't routinely wear a hat.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)

____________

I read somewhere that hats among men had been in decline well before that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 10:47 AM (HdYcL)

251 "Faintly disturbing?

It's "Pretty Baby" disturbing.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 11, 2026 10:47 AM (zBgIx)

252 "Looks a little too old for me." -Roman Polanski.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 10:48 AM (99eI0)

253 127. Muldoon, sometimes you just fall by chance into the general operating area of a complete sicko. I feel for you. Sincerely hope that you learn yours has been dead and gone for quite some time.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 11, 2026 10:48 AM (sl73Y)

254 Actually, the quote from the movie is "The people are revolting."
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up Wesley.

History of the World Part 1:

Quote:

Count De Monet - Sir, the peasants are revolting!

King Louis - You said it. They stink on ice.

Madame Defarge - We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

Peasant Man - Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh.

Madame Defarge - Let us end this meeting on a high note. Eeeeeeee!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 10:48 AM (S838b)

255 214 Just wanted to share something amusing which I heard on the WOR 710 conservative radio with Mark Simone. People were taking about the possibility of aliens and Mark said, "Let them come. Let Tom Homan take care of them." I laughed
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2026 10:39 AM (EQmpy)

Simone is great.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 11, 2026 10:48 AM (y171U)

256 I made the mistake of googling ‘young girl bathing’ to get more info on the painting. BIG MISTAKE. You don’t want to know what that search pulled. I’m probably now on some pedophile watch list. Fuck.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 11, 2026 09:37 AM (Sl96E)

In this case, include 'renoir' in the search terms, but you are still going to get a lot of... questionable content.

This is why for those types of searches (one of the reasons) I always include 'busty' in the search line. It has a tendency both to get the kind of ladies I like, but also filter out (some/most) of the shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)

257 One disappeared comment was my opinion that all Federal positions, elected or appointed should have a mandatory retirement age of 72.

Mandatory mental and physical checks need to be part of the bargain as well.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 10:48 AM (99eI0)

258 A friend of mine likes to say the reason for the steep drop off in the popularity of men's haberdashery was due to JFK and the fact he didn't routinely wear a hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
____________

I can't recall a single photo of Eisenhower in a hat. Or even Truman or FDR for that matter.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 11, 2026 10:49 AM (XvL8K)

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