Mid-Morning Art Thread

Rainmaking among the Mandan
George Catlin

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (MwdeY)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Everybody dance now!

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (VJX5o)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

5 "I'm King of the World!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Rage, rage against the coming of the Woke!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (fHPrL)

7 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (MwdeY)

8 Bewbs?

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf)

9 An early version of a Rave.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (Riz8t)

10 we "made rain" at the drive in once.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

11 My Chaplain did just fine with his weather prayer, thanks.

Posted by: General Patton at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (JCZqz)

12 The rain gods were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

13 Old man, yelling at clouds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)

14 "i coulda bin a cuntendah!"

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

15 Dude got into the firewater. His wife is trying to get him down.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (MwdeY)

16 His Indian name is Old Brave Who Yells at Clouds.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (Riz8t)

17 Climate change. The early years.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

18 Party time at Liz Warren's teepee.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (0nHVk)

19 Democrat Science! in action.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (Qk4K8)

20 *fires arrow into air*

*arrow kills tribe medicine man*

*chaos insues*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Alternate title:

"Tell Me Again - Why Do Our Tepees Look Like Boobs?"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (iJfKG)

22 I can't be the first person on a quick first glance thought "George Carlin painted?"

Nice painting.
Canada goes ape crap over anything aboriginal.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (Sco7b)

23 I didn't know George Carlin painted.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (7Wb7n)

24 one part of my brain sees sky, another part sees shoreline with mist.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

25 I love Catlin! Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

26 Sadly, Robert Mandan passed from this life in 2018. No more Rain Dances for him.

Posted by: No Soap-Radio at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

27 Anything about The Mandans automatically makes me think of The Adventures of Lewis & Clark. One of my favorite books ever, since I was a kid.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (gtcuf)

28 "Nothing will happen."

Posted by: Indian brave over to the right, leaning against the TeePee at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

29 Fun fact:
The Mandan tribe lived in dome-shaped houses called earth lodges, which were constructed using logs and earth. These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

30 I find some of his portraits of individual Indians rather interesting, but my reaction to this is just "meh".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (rZCVI)

31 Rain dance tonight, weather permitting.

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

32 "i shot an arrow in the air
where it lands i do not care"

Posted by: stuff my dad muttered while cooking at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

33
I only saw the upper portion and I immediately recognized Catlin.

I love the works of early artists who painted in the North American West.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (xG4kz)

34 Thought Bubble From Indian Standing on Top of His Tepee:

"Well...At Least i'm Safe From the US Calvary Rape Dogs!"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (iJfKG)

35 White man paint noble savages.
Not a Remington
Don't think I'd hang this one
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (gu0hJ)

36 Dude got into the firewater. His wife is trying to get him down.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (MwdeY)/i]

Went to the TexxasJam at the Cotton Bowl one year. There was a scaffold tower at the center 20 yard line for speakers and the sound board. The top was covered with tarps due to it being summer in Texas. Some dude managed to climb the tower and get to the top and started his epic air guitar show while Whitesnake was performing.

It took them quite a while to get him to come down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Rain Dance Car Wax is a pretty good product. Carnauba-based.

Posted by: Rubbin' One Out at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)

38 Am I the only one who sees two people sunbathing on the teepee on the right side?

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

39
Smokes in Crotch calls down the thunder

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:37 AM (xG4kz)

40 When I was a little kid -- me, my brothers, and our neighborhood buddies would do "Injun'" rain dances on cloudy days in the street on which we lived.

ON STOLEN LAND? REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:37 AM (7Wb7n)

41 Rain dance tonight, weather permitting.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

And I'm betting rain dance guy was just as accurate as today's meteorologist..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

42 34 the dogs are israeli.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

43 wow for a second there I thought the artist was George Carlin
then I remembered The Hippy Dippy Weather Man, Al Sleet

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (ZxPkt)

44 Mandans western tribe. Stayed in earth-lodges. My tribe stayed on plains. Lived in tipis. How!

Posted by: Liawatha at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf)

45 Am I the only one who sees two people sunbathing on the teepee on the right side?

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

----------

"Two Dog F*cking."

/Just the Punchline

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (7Wb7n)

46 Never trust a blue-eyed injun. They are the devil in disguise.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (D1E+2)

47
If I recall my history correctly, the Mandan Sioux were pretty heavily wiped out by contact with Europeans, primarily by disease.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (xG4kz)

48 Why would you NOT construct all your buildings to look like boobs.

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

49 our hot stick wax is still carnauba.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (R11M+)

50 George Catlin is overrated.

Richard Pryor was MUCH funnier.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 13, 2026 09:40 AM (p9rFX)

51 Reminds me. Almost time to lodge with my fleas in the hills.

Posted by: I Mean, Flee To My Lodge.... at May 13, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

52
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (HdYcL)

53 When we played Cowboys and Indians, everybody wanted to be an Indian. You got to take your shirt off and run around yelling real loud. And the bow and arrow was cooler than the gun. Gun still cool, but bow and arrow even cooler to a kid.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)

54 "Carnauba" might be a good word for a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

55 a veritable breeding ground for hanta virus.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

56
His sales pitch for Pow-Wow Chow franchises was definitely energetic, but hardly persuasive.

Especially once the great herds of Land Crabs shifted their migration route to the Southern Plains.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (xG4kz)

57 17 Climate change. The early years.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

If we make children cry, Tlaloc will show mercy upon the people.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (gKWVE)

58 Rainmaker must have been a great gig. If nothing happens, you blame the people for their failings.

Have a few extra women sent to your tent and try again tomorrow.

The socialists of their day.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (Sco7b)

59 "Carnauba" might be a good word for a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

Maybe when you start your own blog.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

60 54 carnaubra even better.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

61 These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

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The old ways were the best ways!

/I denounce myself ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (7Wb7n)

62 would hang

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (5rh/l)

63 George Catlin
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Alternate Title: The seven words you can't say on teepee

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (QV+TG)

64 Ya know what really brings the rain?

Waving around a long copper rod from on top of a high structure...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (gnNyN)

65
Hanta hi! Hanta hi! Hanta hi!

C'mon, join in, everyone!

Hanta ...

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (xG4kz)

66
Thought Bubble from Raindance Guy:

"My house is the biggest of all! Built by my mighty wife!

Bow before me or my wife "Lugs Two Barrels of Mud While Pulling Pick-Up with Teeth" will destroy you all!!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

67 I'm gonna make it rain, so ring the bell
I know it all too well

Posted by: Chief Shinedown at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (HcoTw)

68
The teepee is the site of the new casino.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (HdYcL)

69 I really do like the Mandan figure, but the boob-huts take me out of it. I'd hang with some tight editing.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (gtcuf)

70 48 Why would you NOT construct all your buildings to look like boobs.
Posted by: Bulgtl

Didn't have to look to see who posted this comment.

Posted by: One Track, Nay, Two Track Mind at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (oftw2)

71 Look more like yurts

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (J4Dwc)

72 "what we call maize..."

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+)

73 I did a rain making dance once before and got 0.1 inches of rain for the effort.

I should have played the lottery immediately after!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (uRkVE)

74 Yurt is one of those words that's funny because it just is.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)

75
The Traveler's Dilemma - a limerick

What did the old village rainmaker say?
"There's a hole in my roof? Oh dear! What the hey?!
It was sunny all week
So my roof didn't leak
And I can't fix it now, 'cause it's raining today!"

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

76 I balanced the tribal budget.
And the tribal library is fully funded forever

Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw)

77 Which one of these "earth lodges" has the peyote?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (jehhT)

78 so he's a pasty?

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

79 Look more like yurts

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (J4Dwc)

Forget it I'm rolling

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (QV+TG)

80 *rains come*

*top of teepee gets slippery*

*rain dancer falls to death*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

81 Yurts is a funny word. Definite limerick material.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

82 48 Why would you NOT construct all your buildings to look like boobs.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

You're going to LOVE my new business project.

The colours are amazing.

And wait until you see the DOORS!!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (Sco7b)

83 Hmmm. “Boob Hut” could be the name of a new breastaurant franchise.

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

84
These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

____________

"I need enough room for my man cave. Now, get me some firewater in a glass and a sammich, then hop to it, squaw!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (HdYcL)

85 His sales pitch for Pow-Wow Chow franchises was definitely energetic, but hardly persuasive.

-----------

[DATELINE: May 17, 2012, Headline -- from "MassLive:"]

"Elizabeth Warren family cookbook 'Pow Wow Chow' surfaces as Native American criticism continues"

https://is.gd/6W2SPF

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (7Wb7n)

86 Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh,
Gotta have rain squall!

Posted by: Obscure Popeye reference at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (XvL8K)

87 The sign out front says "Tax free cigarettes and liquor sold here!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (zvyFq)

88
If that guy was a dancer, even if it only was for rain, then where was his boom box?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:48 AM (xG4kz)

89 Which one of these "earth lodges" has the peyote?

Don't take the brown peyote!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:48 AM (Riz8t)

90
These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

This is almost as good as being retired and golfing all day, while your wife still works.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

91 88
If that guy was a dancer, even if it only was for rain, then where was his boom box?

I think he just chanted Hey Howaya! Hey Hawaya! himself.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (gtcuf)

92
Catcall from the audience: "Watch that first step -- it's a doozy!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (xG4kz)

93 Chief "Blackjack" there on the roof just got an idea....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (jehhT)

94 Before television antennae.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:50 AM (cWLG3)

95 Looking for the Land O' Lakes maiden, but she's nowhere in sight. Might be down at the Unemployment Line.

Posted by: Butter My Toast at May 13, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

96 Being on the highest point in the village as storm clouds roll in doesn't seem to be the brightest idea.....at least until the lightning strikes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

97 Alternate Title:

Old Sicilian Shouts at Clouds

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

98 The teepee is the site of the new casino.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (HdYcL)

------------

The original "No Peace-Pipe Smoking" Casino.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (7Wb7n)

99 A painting of Mandan Moreland?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

100 "Footloose," American Indian Edition

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

101 87 pnuts n hairdos

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

102
The window she is broken and the rain is comin' in
If someone doesn't fix it I'll be soaking to my skin
But if we wait a day or two the rain may go away
And we don't need a window on such a sunny day!

manyana, manyana, manyana is soon enough for me

Posted by: Peggy Lee at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

103 Could the roof of a Mandan hut, or tipi, or whatever they called it -- could it support the weight of a full-grown man?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

104
Being on the highest point in the village as storm clouds roll in doesn't seem to be the brightest idea.....at least until the lightning strikes.

"Great dancer you got up there!"

"Yes, truly, but he's the fourth one this year."

"You've gone through four? Tough crowd!"

"It wasn't us. Dancers would bring on the rain, but Guy in the Sky then would call them home with his lightning."

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (xG4kz)

105 >>>I think he just chanted Hey Howaya! Hey Hawaya! himself.

Posted by: Delurker

>That's a New York indian. He probably reeked of garlic.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (D1E+2)

106 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.

You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.

The restaurant only lasted a few months, and the whole museum failed and closed not long after. Nobody spending their wampum there.

You gotta have chicken nuggets.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:54 AM (gtcuf)

107 Maybe the mana, the power behind magic, used to be plentiful where they lived, and the magical rain dance and other spells actually did what they were supposed to.

Then the mana ran out. Oh, well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9)

108 The most revered braves of the Mandan people lived in the finest houses.

These dwellings were known as Heroes' Hogans

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)

109
Thought Bubble on Raindance Guy:

"Wow! You can really see far up here.

Huh? There's those two cowboys up on Brokeback Mountain again...

...what are they doing?

Gaaaaaah! My eyes. No dear God!

Why? WWWWHHHHYYYYYYYYY?

*falls off teepee*

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

110 Not surveying for the place to put the casino?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (T6aVk)

111 The land was later appropriated for the William J Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino For The Insane

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (ZxPkt)

112 The problem with the boob-huts was, sure they stood pert and perky when new, but over time they tended to sag.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (gtcuf)

113 99 A painting of Mandan Moreland?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Moe Howard wanted Mantan Moreland to be the third Stooge after Shemp's death in 1955, but Columbia insisted on someone already under contract, which is why Joe Besser got the role. Moe really liked Moreland, who appeared in several Stooge shorts.

Posted by: Stoogemania at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)

114
You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.

That reminded me of the "Futurama" episode where some smelly hippies were raising an African Lion to be vegetarian.

Sad!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (xG4kz)

115 96 Being on the highest point in the village as storm clouds roll in doesn't seem to be the brightest idea.....at least until the lightning strikes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

How about flying a kite into one with a key on the end of a string?

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (T6aVk)

116 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC has American-Indian food. Based on my one visit there years ago, they did a good job with it.

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

117 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
====

When I worked for the city I was invited to dine with the Sitka Tribe of Alaska in their longhouse. Frog's eggs, frybread, and macaroni salad were the highlights.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

118 Fiddler on the Roof >>> Indian on the Lodge

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (ynpvh)

119 112 The problem with the boob-huts was, sure they stood pert and perky when new, but over time they tended to sag.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (gtcuf)

Gravity makes fools of us all.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (T6aVk)

120 Karen Bass has proposed a new policy: Tax-payer funded new teeth for homeless drug addicts.

"You can't succeed if you don't have teeth."

Maybe Pratt should point out that you can't succeed if you smoke meth...*

*With the notable exception of Hunter Biden

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (iNUL3)

121 117 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
====

When I worked for the city I was invited to dine with the Sitka Tribe of Alaska in their longhouse. Frog's eggs, frybread, and macaroni salad were the highlights.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

Yeah, the natives were NOT vegetarians...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (ynpvh)

122 >That's a New York indian. He probably reeked of garlic.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (D1E+2)
====

Yeah. Sicilians.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX)

123 All seriousness aside, the boiling rain clouds are well done, casting a gloom over the area. I like the suggestion that there is a lake just beyond the village, and the rain is falling there but hasn't moved inland yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

124 Don't do the meth if you can't do no teeth.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (gtcuf)

125 When I worked for the city I was invited to dine with the Sitka Tribe of Alaska in their longhouse. Frog's eggs, frybread, and macaroni salad were the highlights.

The macaroni salad was doubtless a contribution from the WopDago tribe.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (Riz8t)

126 He's looking for his son , twodogsfucking. Got to be around here someplace

Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (kVtFF)

127 Thought Bubble on Raindance Guy:

"Wow! You can really see far up here.

Huh? There's those two cowboys up on Brokeback Mountain again...

...what are they doing?

------------

"Playing leap-frog."

/classic line from "The Birdcage" film

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (7Wb7n)

128 You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.

You gotta have chicken nuggets.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:54 AM (gtcuf)

That was hilarious - thank you....

Damn it. Distracted and you inspired me. I had to check out what is offered at Obama's library of doom. From their website.

"The Restaurant
Indulge in an unforgettable culinary journey curated by Chicago's acclaimed Chef Cliff Rome. Experience the vibrant connection between food and community impact, as every dish is crafted with the fresh, locally sourced ingredients. This is more than a meal—it's an invitation to savor the powerful role food plays in enriching our lives and strengthening our community."

lol - Wood paneling. After the flooding I had the walls in my computer room changed because they looked like that and it was too 'hang yourself-ey.'

Great for the museum though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (Sco7b)

129 Feather, not dot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ)

130
How about flying a kite into one with a key on the end of a string?
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin

The story was that Ben had his son, William, flying the kite in those storms.

Was it any wonder that William, once appointed Royal Governor of New Jersey, took up with the Loyalists in the American Revolution?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz)

131 116 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC has American-Indian food. Based on my one visit there years ago, they did a good job with it.

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

Was boiled dog on the menu? Roasted whole puppies?

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (5rh/l)

132 I guess the Dems are starting to realize they're f***ed if they're still trying to get some shine from that tarnished idiot.

Former President Barack Obama joined Democrat nominees for the Senate and Gubernatorial races James Talarico and Gina Hinajosa for an event in Texas’ deep-blue capital of Austin. Talarico could be spotted with a jarring smile in the photograph.

Obama isn’t the only national figure that state Democrats have turned to in hopes of flipping the Senate seat. The guest of honor for the state Democratic convention is slated to be Sen. Bernie Sanders, the radical socialist who helped boost race-communist Zohran Mamdani into Gracie Mansion last November. Sen. Cory Booker and Gov. JB Pritzker will also be campaigning for fellow Democrats in the state.

https://is.gd/5jU8u3

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

133 You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.

That reminded me of the "Futurama" episode where some smelly hippies were raising an African Lion to be vegetarian.

Sad!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026

***
Try that with a housecat and the cat will die. Try it with a lion and the hippies would die.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

134 130
How about flying a kite into one with a key on the end of a string?
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin

The story was that Ben had his son, William, flying the kite in those storms.

Was it any wonder that William, once appointed Royal Governor of New Jersey, took up with the Loyalists in the American Revolution?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz)

William may have been the butt of "pull my finger" pranks from Dad as well...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (ynpvh)

135 The land was later appropriated for the William J Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino For The Insane
Posted by: Don Black
__________

They got some defective paddle balls for it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (XvL8K)

136 From my exploration of neighborhood creeks as a kid, aren't "Frog's Eggs" basically "Pond Scum?"

/That turn into tadpoles?

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (7Wb7n)

137 133 You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.

That reminded me of the "Futurama" episode where some smelly hippies were raising an African Lion to be vegetarian.

Sad!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026

***
Try that with a housecat and the cat will die. Try it with a lion and the hippies would die.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

The hippies are feeding the lion! They just didn't realize they were the feed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ynpvh)

138 131 116 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC has American-Indian food. Based on my one visit there years ago, they did a good job with it.

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

Was boiled dog on the menu? Roasted whole puppies?

Bison burgers topped with lots of gubment cheese

Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (kVtFF)

139 128 nothing but "whale fish" and "firehouse steak and lemonade" for blocks around.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

140 Does the Obama Lieberry Chef know that his days are numbered?

Posted by: Can He Swim? at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (oftw2)

141 Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ)
---
Would also accept "woo-woo"

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ei1sX)

142 Casino, not Slurpee would also be acceptable

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (J4Dwc)

143 141 Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ)
---
Would also accept "woo-woo"

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ei1sX)

Woo! Woo!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (ynpvh)

144 141 Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ)

"Now, my brothers and sisters. The rain will come.

And one day, Indians shall extend across this great land..."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (Sco7b)

145 Forget it, Global warming is going to kill us all, in a few billion years at least

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (h+2CZ)

146 Feather, not dot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ)
---
Would also accept "woo-woo"

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ei1sX)

And "casinos," vice "computers."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (iNUL3)

147 Finally, some of my people get some 'air' time here on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren (D-MA) at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (0sNs1)

148
I think that Appu sold Slooshies

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (xG4kz)

149
Was boiled dog on the menu? Roasted whole puppies?

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (5rh/l)

That's hot.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

150 Wise of him to get to some high ground before the clouds unleash their fury.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (BhDNC)

151 144 141 Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ)

"Now, my brothers and sisters. The rain will come.

And one day, Indians shall extend across this great land..."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (Sco7b)

I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

152 148 "it's a crazy pen! look at all the craziness!"

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)

153 If you need me, I'll be standing on top of the angry dome!

Posted by: Some Brave at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (O7YUW)

154 I thought it was a hairy boob for a second. Art

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (rCcmh)

155
Back To The Drawing Board - a limerick

When your fire fills the tepee with smoke all about
A hole in the roof is a good thing, no doubt
But you'll sing a different song
When the storm cloud comes along
Then the rain comes right in and puts the fire out

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (I0N4X)

156 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:

https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

157 154 I thought it was a hairy boob for a second. Art

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (rCcmh)

So the stick he's holding is a Nip-pole? Or does he have to be Japanese?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (ynpvh)

158 A little blurry, but evocative. Hope that roof Mandan doesn't get struck by lightning.

Not familiar with the Mandan. Went to Wiki.
https://w.wiki/EfZo

Mandan population was 3,600 in the early 18th century. It is estimated to have been 10,000–15,000 before European encounter. Decimated by a widespread smallpox epidemic in 1781, the people had to abandon several villages, and remnants of the Hidatsa also gathered with them in a reduced number of villages. In 1836, there were more than 1,600 full-blood Mandans but, following another smallpox epidemic in 1836–37, this number was estimated to have dropped to 125 by 1838.

In the 20th century, the people began to recover. In the 1990s, 6,000 people were enrolled in the Three Affiliated Tribes.[3] In the 2010 Census, 1,171 people reported Mandan ancestry. Some 365 of them identified as full-bloods, and 806 had partial Mandan ancestry.

Posted by: mindful webworker - live, from Land of the Red Man, Cherokee nation at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (Cfy2X)

159 For all: In tents.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (TezPK)

160 The sandy colors and the blue and gray make for a very Southwestern combo. But the Mandan were a North Dakota area tribe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)

161 I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

Don't forget 'and enslaved.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (iNUL3)

162 If you need me, I'll be standing on top of the angry dome!

Thunderdome, my friend. Thunderdome.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t)

163
Don't forget 'and enslaved.'
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (iNUL3)/i]

'...and ate.'

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

164 A new threat greater than the hantavirus.

French authorities warn motorists to avoid "drunk deer" that are getting wasted on fermented fruit

https://tinyurl.com/mvxnd9ep

-
Check the whirling dervish video.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

165 whell shit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

166 132 I guess the Dems are starting to realize they're f***ed if they're still trying to get some shine from that tarnished idiot.

Former President Barack Obama joined Democrat nominees for the Senate and Gubernatorial races James Talarico and Gina Hinajosa for an event in Texas’ deep-blue capital of Austin. Talarico could be spotted with a jarring smile in the photograph.

Obama isn’t the only national figure that state Democrats have turned to in hopes of flipping the Senate seat. The guest of honor for the state Democratic convention is slated to be Sen. Bernie Sanders, the radical socialist who helped boost race-communist Zohran Mamdani into Gracie Mansion last November. Sen. Cory Booker and Gov. JB Pritzker will also be campaigning for fellow Democrats in the state.

https://is.gd/5jU8u3

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance.

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (5rh/l)

167 >>I think that Appu sold Slooshies

I think 7-11 corporate would've had a problem with Apu calling them Slurpees

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (J4Dwc)

168 I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026

***
Every Indian tribe called themselves "The People" in their own tongue, and had separate names, probably less than complimentary, for other tribes. And then there were the White Eyes and the Yellowlegs (the U.S. Cavalry).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

169 156 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:

https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26

Pfffffft.

https://is.gd/ctocd6

Posted by: Museum of African American History at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)

170 167 >>I think that Appu sold Slooshies

I think 7-11 corporate would've had a problem with Apu calling them Slurpees

How many Rupees for a slurpee?

Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (kVtFF)

171
An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance.
Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (5rh/l)

Because it worked so well for Beta O'Rourke.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

172 I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

It's almost like the education and entertainment industries taught us wrong for some reason.

For the liberals who like to use Thanksgiving as a day to mourn for the native American tribes, I like to take it one step further and mourn for the murdered tribes that the natives wiped out. Basically, all of THEIR victims...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Sco7b)

173 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:

https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Ugly is the new beautiful.
- Preznizzle Obozo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

174
The sandy colors and the blue and gray make for a very Southwestern combo.

By late summer to early autumn, the formerly green grasses of the prairie have faded to earthy tones.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (xG4kz)

175 170 167 >>I think that Appu sold Slooshies

I think 7-11 corporate would've had a problem with Apu calling them Slurpees

How many Rupees for a slurpee?

Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (kVtFF)

20 rupees, same as in India

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (ynpvh)

176
Former President Barack Obama joined Democrat nominees for the Senate and Gubernatorial races James Talarico and Gina Hinajosa for an event in Texas’ deep-blue capital of Austin.

_________

The Rev. Jim Talarico Jones

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (HdYcL)

177 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:

https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26

Pfffffft.

https://is.gd/ctocd6

Posted by: Museum of African American History at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)

*Waves*

Posted by: Obama's ugly ass library at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (iNUL3)

178 An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance.

It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t)

179 *Desocks*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (iNUL3)

180 178 An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance.

It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t)

Hooostun.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:13 AM (ynpvh)

181
It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t)

Don't sell Dallas and Houston short.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

182
Everybody wang chung tonight!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (xG4kz)

183 I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

Probably, the best, most accurate, and unsentimental depiction of Indians in the movies is "Black Robe".

One of my top twenty. Excellent movie, very under-rated.

Give it a watch if you haven't seen it.*

*Perhaps one day TJM will include the films of Bruce Beresford on his website.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

184 Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.

*********

I knew a man named Michael Fimmegan
Took a risk out on a limb again
Fed his patrons squash and pemmican
In a rage they turned on him again
Poor olf Micheal Flimmegan, begin again...

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)

185 >>It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats.

Is that still true, given the demographic shift in TX in recent years?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (X8xt3)

186
Don't sell Dallas and Houston short.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

______________

Houston is a lost cause. Too many Katrina and associated Louisiana imports.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (HdYcL)

187 Remember how we were going to have mass deportations? Tom Homan said ice deported a whopping 2700 people last week. At this pace it’ll only take about 200 years to deport all the illegals in the country.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (f2WBH)

188 https://is.gd/5jU8u3

Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

There weren't a lot of people that we could see in that TACO restaurant shot.

And I only saw cars outside the window and not the throngs of the adoring for the great light-bringer. Old actresses get more attention.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (Sco7b)

189 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:

https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26

Pfffffft.

https://is.gd/ctocd6

Posted by: Museum of African American History at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)

*Waves*
Posted by: Obama's ugly ass library

Cleft dwellings.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (TezPK)

190 So, the Mandans knew about the yurt sizes?

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

191 Remember how we were going to have mass deportations? Tom Homan said ice deported a whopping 2700 people last week. At this pace it’ll only take about 200 years to deport all the illegals in the country.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (f2WBH)

Best just leave all the illegals alone, then, eh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

192 >>For the liberals who like to use Thanksgiving as a day to mourn for the native American tribes, I like to take it one step further and mourn for the murdered tribes that the natives wiped out. Basically, all of THEIR victims...

*ahem*

Posted by: Hannah Dustin, colonial badazz at May 13, 2026 10:16 AM (X8xt3)

193 Dancin' Dan, the Mandan Man!

Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 10:17 AM (I0N4X)

194 It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats.

—

Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:17 AM (f2WBH)

195
Best just leave all the illegals alone, then, eh?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

That’s pretty much what’s happening. 2700 a week is a rounding error.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (f2WBH)

196 Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is.
Posted by: Heroq

Islands of delusion, surrounded by reality.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (TezPK)

197
That’s pretty much what’s happening. 2700 a week is a rounding error.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (f2WBH)

Because the millions that have self deported because of the amount already removed doesn't count.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

198 106 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.

What, no Crab Dip?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (U/s6V)

199 Karen Bass has proposed a new policy: Tax-payer funded new teeth for homeless drug addicts.

"You can't succeed if you don't have teeth."

-
New Bass ad.

https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

200 Tom Homan said ice deported a whopping 2700 people last week.
.
.
.

Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is.

>>>>>Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:17 AM (f2WBH)

Yup. We might as well just give up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (cjaDQ)

201 the weight of a full-grown man?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

I'm not a roofer but it'd make more sense to do the roof dance AFTER the rain.

Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2026 10:20 AM (FhXTo)

202 Yup. We might as well just give up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (cjaDQ)

Seems like Sid graduated from a Learing Center.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

203 >>Because the millions that have self deported because of the amount already removed doesn't count.

Exactly. It's a retarded comment.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:21 AM (J4Dwc)

204 Cleft dwellings.
Posted by: Joe Mama

Cleavage dwellings, on the other hand...

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

205 New Bass ad.

https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

New Bass Turd.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK)

206 Thank you, Sunny.

Sunny Hostin wants you to know that celebrities have a responsibility and obligation to lecture Americans about politics.
Because “silence is complicity."

-
I lean more to silence is golden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

207 Yay! Archery art!

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (Ad1om)

208 Fry bread isn't too bad so long as the toppings are taco seasoned meat, cheese, salsa and lettuce or pizza sauce, cheese, and pepperoni and sausage.

But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 10:23 AM (uRkVE)

209
Sunny Hostin wants you to know that celebrities have a responsibility and obligation to lecture Americans about politics.
Because “silence is complicity."

Uh, no. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

210 196 Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is.
Posted by: Heroq

Islands of delusion, surrounded by reality.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (TezPK)

Islands predominantly peopled by members of public employees unions along with family members and friends, Karens, AWFLs, dumb-asses, and soldiers of the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (5rh/l)

211 Sunny Hostin wants you to know that celebrities have a responsibility and obligation to lecture Americans about politics.
Because “silence is complicity."

Having ancestors that were slave-owners is even more complicit.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (TezPK)

212 New Bass ad.

https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

He might as well give up.

Bass got the coveted Magic Johnson endorsement.

It's over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

213 But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

Squash as a sport is ball-crushing.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (TezPK)

214 https://is.gd/5jU8u3

Posted by: Archimedes

At the bottom of that article:

Dems Are Looking to Redistrict Delaware.
There's Only One Problem...

Had to check if it was The Bee.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (yKrqJ)

215 An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

216 198 106 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.

What, no Crab Dip?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (U/s6V)

I'm surprised none of the recipes come from "Pow Wow Chow"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (ynpvh)

217 That’s pretty much what’s happening. 2700 a week is a rounding error.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (f2WBH)

Always let the perfect be the enemy of the good, right?

WE WILL NEVER ACHIEVE UTOPIA THIS WAY, WE MUST STOP AND SET UP COMMITTEES TO STUDY HOW TO DO THE JOB PERFECTLY!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR)

218 But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

Squash as a sport is ball-crushing.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (TezPK)

Squash is the sound my pants make when I sit!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Japan learning about Chesterton's fence re: immigration:

@ERIKSON210
Translated from Japanese
Copper wire cables for lighting at a municipal ballpark in Tochigi Prefecture stolen, night games canceled
"Police believe a group of 29 Cambodians, including 2 individuals, is responsible and are investigating over 100 additional related offenses."

Sorry, but shouldn't we prioritize immigration issues and harsher penalties for infrastructure theft over constitutional revision?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (X8xt3)

220 I CALL CHAIR

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR)

221 He might as well give up.

Bass got the coveted Magic Johnson endorsement.

It's over.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

That Johnson has lost it's magic.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (TezPK)

222 Squash as a sport is ball-crushing.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (TezPK)

I was at a business dinner last month and the guy next to me was an ex-professional squash player.

Nice guy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:27 AM (iERP6)

223 215 An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

Noice!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (ynpvh)

224 That Johnson has lost it's magic.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (TezPK)

Nah. It just traded 'magic' for 'AIDS.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (iNUL3)

225 All of you people talking shit about American indian tribes, - why? You're still murdering and killing other tribes in other countries today in some fashion or other. It's the nature of what we are.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (D1E+2)

226 An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

Someone should put that in her Xcrement feed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

227 I don't think Magic Johnson even lives in the area affected by the fires, so why is he commenting on what a great job she did during the fires except that she's a friend of his?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (PFs9e)

228 Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Don't forget to remove this sock, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

229 But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 10:23 AM (uRkVE)

Try cooking it with about 25% butter. That changes everything.

In a good way!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (iERP6)

230 mayor karen basura.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

231 The indians don't use their vote, like a fellow told me. They sell all their horses for booze and then they can't ride into town.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (j+GfC)

232 I was at a business dinner last month and the guy next to me was an ex-professional squash player.

Nice guy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I bet he doesn't play pickleball, because he would have told you in the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (TezPK)

233
Don't forget to remove this sock, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

I won this round.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

234 How to play the flute safely.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpn6ztk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

235 >>I was at a business dinner last month and the guy next to me was an ex-professional squash player.

Squash is not a euphemism for Rugby, right?
'Cause you get squashed regularly in rugby. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (X8xt3)

236 229 But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 10:23 AM (uRkVE)

Try cooking it with about 25% butter. That changes everything.

In a good way!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (iERP6)

Butter, Booze, and Bacon make food better.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (ynpvh)

237 Always let the perfect be the enemy of the good, right?

WE WILL NEVER ACHIEVE UTOPIA THIS WAY, WE MUST STOP AND SET UP COMMITTEES TO STUDY HOW TO DO THE JOB PERFECTLY!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR)

We were promised 1M a year. We are getting 2700 a week which is 140k a year.

If you’re happy with that, cool.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH)

238 mayor karen basura.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

"No Vote Vasura"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR)

239 Lovely, CBD. Thanks for a warm wakeup.

Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2026 10:30 AM (80oeU)

240 I, how you say, play squaws all day, every day.
-- Mandan Paolo

Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

241 How to play the flute safely.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpn6ztk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

First Daughter was in the marching band during the whole covid bullshit.

She played a flute. They gave them the face gator with a hole in it for their instruments so they could blow all the spittle and air from their lungs into the air via an instrument.

It was peak stupidity.

But they were 10 feet apart.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

242 205 New Bass ad.

https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

New Bass Turd.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK)

I'm amazed Cali Attorney General Rob Bonta hasn't arrested the makers of the Pratt videos and Pratt himself, for violations of some crazy Cali law. I suppose Newsom or someone else in the state government told him not to. Because the subsequent First Amendment violation lawsuits could be ruinous to the state budget.

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (5rh/l)

243 215 don't forget hunny tossin.

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:32 AM (R11M+)

244 We were promised 1M a year. We are getting 2700 a week which is 140k a year.

If you’re happy with that, cool.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH)

Better to just vote Democrat, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

245 We were promised 1M a year. We are getting 2700 a week which is 140k a year.

If you’re happy with that, cool.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH)

NO I CALLED CHAIR OF THE PLANNING COMMITTEE ON PERFECTION IN DEPORTANTION, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, I GET THE GAVEL AND THE IMPORTANT HAT!!! ME! ME! I AM IMPORTANT AND NOT LIKE A LOSER AT ALL!!!

YOU GO AWAY

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:32 AM (rbvCR)

246 Sunny Hostin doesn't think much of her audience, apparently. They are dumb children in need of her political lectures.

Wow. Mask firmly off!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:33 AM (X8xt3)

247 Sunny Hostin doesn't think much of her audience, apparently. They are dumb children in need of her political lectures.

Wow. Mask firmly off!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:33 AM (X8xt3)

They forget that we like them much better when they pretend to be someone else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

248 An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

Shit On Sunny

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (J4Dwc)

249 I see that painting up top, I'm thinking David Lee Roth in deerskin!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (rGqqI)

250 242 205 New Bass ad.

https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

New Bass Turd.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK)

I'm amazed Cali Attorney General Rob Bonta hasn't arrested the makers of the Pratt videos and Pratt himself, for violations of some crazy Cali law. I suppose Newsom or someone else in the state government told him not to. Because the subsequent First Amendment violation lawsuits could be ruinous to the state budget.

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (5rh/l)

Love the gunshot in the end...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (ynpvh)

251 If you’re happy with that, cool.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH)

This is like watching that Dana White interview by Charlamagne Tha Douche......

"Why don't you tell your friend Trump he's failing his people......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

252 Squash is not a euphemism for Rugby, right?
'Cause you get squashed regularly in rugby. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (X8xt3)

Nope! Real, actual squash, with rackets and everything!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (iERP6)

253 248 An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

Shit On Sunny

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (J4Dwc)

I don't think Amber Heard...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (ynpvh)

254
Shit On Sunny

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (J4Dwc)

I don't think Amber Heard...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (ynpvh)

*shudders*

Posted by: Johnny Depp at May 13, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

255 205 New Bass ad.

https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

New Bass Turd.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK)

perfect

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 10:36 AM (lCppi)

256 238 "cobrate"

Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)

257 238 "cobrate"
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)

It's Cobretti.

Marion Cobretti.

Posted by: Cobra at May 13, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

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