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Quick Hits/The Week In Woke Combo Thread

Let us all take a moment to honor the true heroes that built America: Somali who got here in 199fucking9.

#Cult.

The Spencer Pratt ads -- both his own and the ones created by supporters -- are outstanding and true political entertainment.

Spencer Pratt's calm, cool, and well-prepared debate performance is making leftwing shit-blogs like Axios worry about the many-decades bill of Democrat governing incompetence finally coming due.

The two most consequential races in California have devolved into twin spectacles, with years of visible dysfunction hollowing out Democrats' case for competent leadership.

Why it matters: California is the ultimate paradox of Democratic rule. A state of immense wealth, innovation and cultural power is increasingly unable to deliver the basics of housing, public safety and disaster response.

The big picture: Those failures have been building for years.

But COVID and last year's catastrophic fires have transformed long-simmering frustration with California governance into a visceral public indictment of the people running the state -- one now playing out in the races for governor and Los Angeles mayor.

Psst: It's not a "paradox" that socialism turns rich orderly societies into poor chaotic ones. It's happened every single time.

Yes, you will need a photo ID to enter Barack Obama's ugly Soviet Konstuktivist library of lies.

obamaID.png

It remains, of course, racist and unconstitutional to require an ID at someplace less grand and important, like a polling station.

I wonder why?

The Washington Post modeled the effects of a law requiring voters to show ID at polling places. Guess what it found?

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By the way, you can buy ugly tchotchkies to show your support to the Obama Temple of Ego.

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He also wants to sell you communist organizer Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals, and black supremacist antisemite Ta-Nehesi Coates' racial provocations.

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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

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BREAKING UPDATE: Utah Supreme Court Justice Diana Hagen has RESIGNED amid an investigation for having an alleged romantic relationship with the lawyer who argued the Democrats' Utah redistricting case, which she ruled in FAVOR of.

Me-Again is spiraling due to her crash in viewership. She's angry that people are noticing her sudden 180 flip on Islam. She used to say "Islam is not consistent with the western values" and urged Muslims to remain in Muslim countries.

And she used to say: "It's your duty as a Christian to stand and fight it [Islamism].

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But then again, this is the same sixth runner-up beauty queen who gushed over little children mutilating themselves with "transgender" surgery only to re-invent herself, Madonna-like, as a firebrand anti-trans crusader.

So of course now she says that anyone who opposes Islam are "Israel Firsters" flooding her with a "torrent of demands" that she "hate Muslims."


Me-Again and her Cuck Producer Steve Krakauer have a very left-wing response to critics: doxxing threats and doxxing attempts.

Me-Again's soft-focus filter is out-of-control and is now infecting her brain.

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1 That's a whole lot of charts and graphs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ)

2 I LOVE AND ADORE OBAMA'S LIBRARY OF DOOM!

I want it named a Wonder of the World!
Best thing ever!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)

3 I am enough.

Posted by: fd's Cereal Box Affirmations at May 08, 2026 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 08, 2026 05:25 PM (LdBR/)

5 I saw the Obama library has a basketball court right in the middle of the mess. Of course it does.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 05:26 PM (abIsI)

6 Vaseline futures are up due to Me-Again.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 08, 2026 05:26 PM (f1kZG)

7 Strong work this week, Ace.

Why don't you go ahead and finish out the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2026 05:27 PM (I0N4X)

8 The neighbors of the Obama library are mad that he condemned a large park to build that monstrosity. I wonder what they used the park for?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 05:28 PM (abIsI)

9 And remember, when you visit, comment loudly on how the museum cost almost a billion dollars and how the board of directors are rolling in cash.

It'll make the unpaid volunteers feel amazing.

And bring up Obama's sex fantasies with men. Just for laughs. Open some sardines, leave them somewhere in a corner and call it a day.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 05:29 PM (Sco7b)

10 Wait just a second, Muldoon. The work is not done until the paperwork is done.

Posted by: fd - I Am Enough at May 08, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F)

11
Say, say, 2000-thousand-thousand, Somali Filth
Oops, out of time
So tonight we're gonna party like it's 19fucking99

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:29 PM (lR5Ug)

12 That's a whole lot of charts and graphs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ)

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It's no ZeroHedge Chart- and Doom-Pr0n ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:30 PM (lR5Ug)

13 Does Obama’s tomb feature Obama wearing his bike helmet backwards?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2026 05:31 PM (1D2Ie)

14 >>1 That's a whole lot of charts and graphs.

you gotta admit that's better than fucking words to read.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 05:31 PM (1wjle)

15 I think I should add Spencer Pratt to my prayer list He's a very articulate man with really great presentations on social media, and I am concerned for his safety and that of his family from crazy Dems and their supporters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:31 PM (Yl2Ob)

16 >>>Why don't you go ahead and finish out the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.

thanks, man!

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 05:32 PM (1wjle)

17 >>>15 I think I should add Spencer Pratt to my prayer list He's a very articulate man with really great presentations on social media, and I am concerned for his safety and that of his family from crazy Dems and their supporters.

did everyone see the "Booga-booga" thing he did? The communist carpetbagger and pro-crime lunatic Nithya Raman was accusing him of being "just a MAGA republican" and the camera panned over to Pratt and he did this quick "I'm a scary booga-booga Ghost Man!" dance in mockery.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 05:33 PM (1wjle)

18 Oh, honey. No. https://t.co/pqlRP1rXfq pic.twitter.com/A9uaCkvMc4

— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 (@CasuallyGreg) May 7, 2026
=====================
KABOOM!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 05:33 PM (WAZlG)

19 no sound, but Nithya Raman the carpetbagging communst just accused him of being a MAGA boogeyman:

https://x.com/AlecLace/status/2052443355678712240

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 05:34 PM (1wjle)

20 Obama’s hideous library looks like a DEI Transformer that turns into a stubby penis

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 08, 2026 05:34 PM (vgiOO)

21 John Candy-esque. House of 3D.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 05:34 PM (1wjle)

22
Over at Insty, another antifatard is found to be a pedo.

Is antifa solely comprised of trannies and pedophile creeps?

I believe so.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2026 05:34 PM (iJfKG)

23 13 Does Obama’s tomb feature Obama wearing his bike helmet backwards?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2026 05:31 PM (1D2Ie)

In the gift shop, next to his weight-lifting videos, the umbrellas, iPods with his speeches and the books telling you how to marry a trophy wife.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)

24 Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 05:33 PM (1wjle)

I did see the facial expressions. Not sure what it related to but yes, you could tell he was unimpressed by her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:34 PM (Yl2Ob)

25 >>>Obama’s hideous library looks like a DEI Transformer that turns into a stubby penis

It doesn't look like the stubby penis *I* know.

Posted by: George Conway the Super-Cuck at May 08, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)

26 >>>Is antifa solely comprised of trannies and pedophile creeps?

99%

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)

27 >>did everyone see the "Booga-booga" thing he did? The communist carpetbagger and pro-crime lunatic Nithya Raman was accusing him of being "just a MAGA republican" and the camera panned over to Pratt and he did this quick "I'm a scary booga-booga Ghost Man!" dance in mockery.

That move made him a star. A whole lot of people are tired of being called a Nazi and a racist, even in LA.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

28 I would totally buy that "courage" dish and serve grits.

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2026 05:36 PM (I0N4X)

29 >>you gotta admit that's better than fucking words to read.


In our defense...it is a LOT easier to skip past words than Big Bold Charts and Graphs.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 05:36 PM (9y9ek)

30 I sure hope they put those fake foam columns somewhere in the tomb as well as the the classic President Elect seal. Awesome.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 05:37 PM (abIsI)

31
Islam is pretty much like Christianity if-

Christians worshipped a demonic death god and followed the Seven Deadly Sins instead of the Ten Commandments.

In that case...twinsies!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2026 05:38 PM (iJfKG)

32 You can leave the table when I can see the clown's face on your plate.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 08, 2026 05:38 PM (NYInA)

33 Just got back from my first 50mi ride of the season.

Good ride. Good day...if a bit sunburned for the ordeal.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 05:38 PM (9y9ek)

34 Bonkie Wizz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 05:39 PM (Cqx++)

35 So many more attractive Presidential libraries of Presidents I actually admire I could go visit - such as that of "Silent" Cal Coolidge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:39 PM (Yl2Ob)

36 Obama’s hideous library looks like a DEI Transformer that turns into a stubby penis
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Excuse me,
It is a girthy butt-plug.

Hrumph...

Posted by: Barrack Obama at May 08, 2026 05:40 PM (/lPRQ)

37 Hey, wait just a damn minute here. Every Friday, regardless of my mood, I always see a sudden jump in my blood pressure thanks mostly to the masochistic "Week in Woke" thread.

Every damn week, Ace likes to season my good mood with infuriating Leftist nonsense, and start my weekend off poorly.

Today...I don't feel so bad. The four fingers of Jura Single Malt might be skewing the results. But, what gives. I don't feel like being mean to anyone.

Jeeeesh.

Posted by: A dejected goat at May 08, 2026 05:40 PM (dIske)

38 does the obama place sell 24 hour votive candles with a picture of obama? i used to see ones with fauci in the dollar stores

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2026 05:41 PM (CWTWj)

39 Obama almost was able to throw a baseball to home plate. He’s a stud.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2026 05:41 PM (1D2Ie)

40 Spencer Pratt's calm, cool, and well-prepared debate performance is making leftwing shit-blogs like Axios
==


hahahahah!!!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 05:41 PM (GD0B3)

41 I am surprised Obama did not have a portrait of himself painted on the facade.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 08, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

42 My understanding is that the "study" of New Mexico was done by a leftist group working on the presumption that legit voters would be disenfranchised by ID document requirements and all the other bullshit they say about voter ID. That is how they get that result. So I don't give it any credibility.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2026 05:42 PM (CNl8/)

43 Islam is as much like Christianity as punching yourself in the nuts with a ball gag, and then chopping your dick off, is like real sex with a hot lady

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 08, 2026 05:42 PM (vgiOO)

44 hese motivational trinket dishes ($20) Designed by a "diverse-owned and woman-owned local business" in Chicago, these delicate porcelain creations are more than just a conversation starter. They are a "token of the strength needed for every step of the journey" on the road to progress.

-------------

Were these by chance made from the remaining bones and canine teeth of Filleted Fidos?

/I saw the Filleted Fidos open for the Stray Cats at The Sanctuary in '82.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:42 PM (lR5Ug)

45 39 Obama almost was able to throw a baseball to home plate. He’s a stud.
Posted by: Pudinhead a


He even made my pitch look good.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at May 08, 2026 05:42 PM (abIsI)

46 The Wizard of Oz gave the cowardly lion a courage dish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)

47 30 I sure hope they put those fake foam columns somewhere in the tomb as well as the the classic President Elect seal. Awesome.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 05:37 PM (abIsI)

And oil paintings. Trashy ones. 'Sanford and Son' like quality.

Halo Obama paintings and scratching his nose with the middle finger Obama.

Damn, I am in a good mood tonight. Maybe poutine and horror movies. What the hell...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 05:43 PM (Sco7b)

48 Spencer Pratt seems like a natural at politics, but he really does his homework. I'd bet not 10% of LA voters were aware the Karen Bass(ura) was an actual commie terrorist. That's because Pratt is preaching it. Same with the Indian commie.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 05:43 PM (l26NL)

49 BREAKING UPDATE: Utah Supreme Court Justice Diana Hagen has RESIGNED amid an investigation for having an alleged romantic relationship with the lawyer who argued the Democrats' Utah redistricting case, which she ruled in FAVOR of.

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Future Georgia Supreme Court Justice Fat Fanni Willis hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:44 PM (lR5Ug)

50 You have a bunch demonstrating against voter ID. You roll up with a bullhorn and announce free 40 ouncers, please present ID. Guess what the results are.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 08, 2026 05:45 PM (gm9Sb)

51 Nuxanor does a good job mocking Tucker and his goofy-ass laugh for affect.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 05:45 PM (MtSIY)

52 Me-Again is spiraling due to her crash in viewership. She's angry that people are noticing her sudden 180 flip on Islam.

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Podcastistan will save her!

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:46 PM (lR5Ug)

53
A whole lot of people are tired of being called a Nazi and a racist, even in LA.

It's about time GOPe stopped hiding under the bed whenever they are called names.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)

54 I don’t get the rando isolated references to ‘courage’ and ‘empathy.’ They mean nothing isolation and can be detrimental in certain situations. Empathy for an illegal that raped your daughter? Courage to see the tranny thing all the way through and lop off your junk?

Obama is a gay pussy homosexual retard gimpy simp.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 08, 2026 05:46 PM (vgiOO)

55 Utah Supreme Court Justice Diana Hagen has RESIGNED amid an investigation for having an alleged romantic relationship with the lawyer who argued the Democrats' Utah redistricting case, which she ruled in FAVOR of.

Not all whores sell themselves for cash.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2026 05:47 PM (0Htd1)

56 BREAKING UPDATE: Utah Supreme Court Justice Diana Hagen has RESIGNED amid an investigation for having an alleged romantic relationship with the lawyer who argued the Democrats' Utah redistricting case, which she ruled in FAVOR of.

I've seen photos of her. That lawyer needs glasses.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 05:47 PM (abIsI)

57 First President to attract a fly while on Tee Vee.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2026 05:47 PM (1D2Ie)

58 Obama's horrid "library" is a base of operations.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 05:47 PM (jehhT)

59 33 Just got back from my first 50mi ride of the season.
Good ride. Good day...if a bit sunburned for the ordeal.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 05:38 PM 

Great for you.

I used to run a lot. 2 or 3 hours at a time a few times a week but against traffic out to nearby villages and back.

How do you bike with traffic? That would creep the hell out of me. Or are there 50 mile trails?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)

60 $40 for Rules for Radicals is so on-brand for Obama.

I'm left wondering how long it will be before this place goes bankrupt and has to be bailed out by Chicago, Illinois and the Feds.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

61 So with her resigning because she clearly should not have been a judge in that case, does that mean the redistricting case gets to be redone?

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2026 05:48 PM (eIzlH)

62 BREAKING UPDATE: Utah Supreme Court Justice Diana Hagen has RESIGNED amid an investigation for having an alleged romantic relationship with the lawyer who argued the Democrats' Utah redistricting case, which she ruled in FAVOR of.


In a sane world that decision would be immediately nullified by the court and everything would be ordered to be restarted. But.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 05:48 PM (0N4FZ)

63 Obama is a gay pussy homosexual retard gimpy simp.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Well, of course, in my household we consider this the moderate position.

Posted by: Yorkshireman at May 08, 2026 05:48 PM (l26NL)

64 Watch me get the whole thing in my mouth.

Posted by: Camela at May 08, 2026 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

65 52 Me-Again is spiraling due to her crash in viewership. She's angry that people are noticing her sudden 180 flip on Islam.

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Podcastistan OF will save her!
Posted by: ShainS

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 05:48 PM (abIsI)

66 Hey, those motivational trinket dishes only work if you cover up the COU with a dollop of mashed potatoes so that RAGE is the only thing visible.

Does he have a dish that spells out NIGGARDLY ?

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 05:49 PM (dIske)

67 I'll say it again I really want the Obama Center to collapse in a heap of rubble at the opening ceremony. See Obama crying and watch Michelle look at him like you little bitch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 05:49 PM (gu0hJ)

68 James Howard Kunstler’s “Eyesore of the Month” is the proposed “Arc de Trump” before Arlington Cemetery.

I love Trump, but, sometimes, the guy just doesn’t know when to stop.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (77rzZ)

69 I don't know what I would put in the "Empathy" dish. Maybe something with a sugar coating.

Or potato peelings.


Woah, woah, woah peelings.

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (I0N4X)

70 The decision was unanimous so her vote wouldn't have made a difference.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (CNl8/)

71
Obama is a gay pussy homosexual retard gimpy simp.
Posted by: Elric the Bladep/i]

He too was an historic FIRST!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (Cqx++)

72 And trading a political favor for sex is also pretty cheap. The cheap bastard didn't have a twenty dollar bill on him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (0Htd1)

73 Megyn said that yesterday she “received a torrent of demands” from the Israel First people and some conservatives “to hate Muslims”

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America-First + Pro-Israel + Anti-Islamism =/= Israel First

Straw-Anti-Semite-Man ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (lR5Ug)

74 >>It's about time GOPe stopped hiding under the bed whenever they are called names.

You'd think more of them would look at Trump and what he's accomplished as the tip of the "Fuck you, next question" movement and learned something.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)

75 BREAKING UPDATE: Utah Supreme Court Justice Diana Hagen has RESIGNED amid an investigation for having an alleged romantic relationship with the lawyer who argued the Democrats' Utah redistricting case, which she ruled in FAVOR of.


In a sane world that decision would be immediately nullified by the court and everything would be ordered to be restarted. But.......
Posted by: Mister Scott
===

You'd think a rational court would recall the decision and rethink it.

But,
Settled law and judges never makes 'mistakes'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (/lPRQ)

76 hussein's center is on ...Stony Island Avenue...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)

77 Any Utah people think the new district could go Republican or is it baked in Dem?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 05:51 PM (gu0hJ)

78 I've always thought that monstrosity resembled that big rock all the muslims march around in Mecca. It tracks with the Dogeater.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 05:51 PM (l26NL)

79 >>How do you bike with traffic? That would creep the hell out of me. Or are there 50 mile trails?


...with the knowledge that the one that gets you, you won't hear.

Rural Highways out here can be a bit sketchy, but there are smaller roads that circumnavigate the county that allow me to limit my exposure to 60+ MPH traffic to 2-3 mi max.

I also ride a lot of Gravel and Forest Service Roads mixed in there.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 05:52 PM (9y9ek)

80 It's almost like Tucker, Megyn, and Candace along with Alex Jones and others, have combined forces with their own little podcast network and all they do is cover for each other to keep the cash rolling in.

I don't know all the particulars on this new group but they do all seem to be circling the wagons together.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 05:52 PM (6ydKt)

81 Hey, those motivational trinket dishes only work if you cover up the COU with a dollop of mashed potatoes so that RAGE is the only thing visible.

Does he have a dish that spells out NIGGARDLY ?
Posted by: Orson


A portrait of his adopted ten year old son Trayvon ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 05:53 PM (/lPRQ)

82 I want a motivational dish that reads "obstreperousness"...

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2026 05:53 PM (I0N4X)

83 I think it astounds all of us to find how corrupt and clickbait oriented many “right wing influencers” have turned out to be. Obviously they never believed in anything other than getting attention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 05:53 PM (25Mwa)

84 ...or "sesquipedalianistic"

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2026 05:54 PM (I0N4X)

85 I could serve spaghetti noodles.

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2026 05:54 PM (I0N4X)

86 I also ride a lot of Gravel and Forest Service Roads mixed in there.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 05:52 PM


You know that's where cocaine bear and his friends hang out right? Just sayin......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 05:54 PM (0N4FZ)

87 Brandon Gill is a FYNQ guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2026 05:55 PM (z2aPa)

88 Because she's young and hot? Has this woman looked in a mirror or checked a calendar? In the immortal words of Lt Uhura to Sulu, "Sorry, neither!"

Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2026 05:56 PM (P35BA)

89 I think it astounds all of us to find how corrupt and clickbait oriented many “right wing influencers” have turned out to be. Obviously they never believed in anything other than getting attention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 05:53 PM (

Watch the hoe_math video update on Sarah Stock. It pretty much fits how I feel about virtually all of the influencers.

But not ace- he'd never say he's waiting for gay marriage and then cheat.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 08, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)

90 I had to show an ID today to pick up a prescription. I had to show an ID to check in at the Dr's office. So the demonrats are telling us that the illegal brown people and the blacks never go to the Dr. Or the pharmacy? They are so stupid it hurts.

Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2026 05:56 PM (eLisJ)

91 I also ride a lot of Gravel and Forest Service Roads mixed in there.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 05:52 PM (9y9ek)

Great for you. That would creep the hell out of me. I was always against traffic. And 50 miles is very impressive.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)

92 Well that could be a blow to Candace's grift. The judge in the trial of Kirk's assassin just ruled that cameras will be allowed during the trial.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m)

93 I'll say it again I really want the Obama Center to collapse in a heap of rubble at the opening ceremony.

------------

Trump, Hegseth, and RFK, Jr. could justify said destruction as a major necessary step in halting the likely subsequent Chitcago-based pandemic outbreak of MonkeyPox.

/"Nip it in the bud!" -- Barney Fife

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:57 PM (lR5Ug)

94 The Tucker and Me-Again content has gone 180degs off the rail.

I feel like I need to take off my shoes because I stepped in dog shit.

They both have such big brains.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 05:57 PM (D1E+2)

95 I said the other day that the Trump Presidential Resort and Casino is going to be built on time and under budget and will be ten times more glorious than Obama's eyesore.

It will also pay for itself ten times over.

There's no way Obama's Presidential Center will ever pay for itself if that's what they're selling in the gift shop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 05:57 PM (gnNyN)

96 unable to deliver the basics of housing

Ummm, the state doesn't deliver "the basics of" housing. It shouldn't, and in the places where it has tried, it has failed. The market provides housing.

Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2026 05:58 PM (P35BA)

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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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