DOJ Will Denaturalize 12 Cultural Enrichment Officers Who Lied About Their War Crimes and Support for Terrorism

DOJ Moves To Denaturalize Alleged Terrorists And War Criminals

The Department of Justice (DOJ) is moving to denaturalize 12 individuals for offenses and allegations including providing material support to terrorism, war crimes and sexual abuse of a minor, the Daily Caller has learned.
The DOJ is expected to announce on Friday that it is filing denaturalizing actions against 12 individuals, originally from Iraq, Colombia, Morocco, Somalia, Gambia, Bolivia, Uzbekistan, Kenya, India, China and Nigeria.

The Cultural Enrichment Officers are all from a diverse array of races which makes this very, very racist.

Ali Yousif Ahmed, a native of Iraq, is one of the individuals the DOJ says they are taking action against. Ahmed came to the U.S. in 2009, claiming his family was attacked by Al-Qaeda terrorists in Iraq. Ten years later, Iraq asked the U.S. to extradite Ahmed to Iraq, claiming he was facing criminal charges for the premeditated murder of two Iraqi police officers in 2006.
"Upon further investigation, United States learned that, in 2015, Ahmed illegally procured his naturalization, which warrants his denaturalization, because he lied under oath about his criminal and family history when he sought admission to the United States and naturalized as a U.S. citizen," a document on the denaturalization process and shared with the Caller read.

Khalid Ouazzani, a native of Morocco, applied for U.S. citizenship in 2005 and then again a year later, according to the DOJ. Ouazzani was allegedly "planning--with two men later convicted of trying to bomb the New York Stock exchange--ways to support AlQaida" in 2003. Then after being naturalized, Ouazzani pleaded guilty to sending al-Qaida tens of thousands of dollars with money he had fraudulently obtained Ouazzani also took a pledge of pledge of allegiance in 2008 to al-Qaida.
The DOJ is also looking to strip Baboucarr Mboob, a native of Gambia, of his naturalization, claiming he was involved in war crimes, the Caller learned. Mboob was a military police officer in the Gambian army and participated in the execution of six officers following the orders from his commanding officer who believed were victims in plotting a counter-coup against then President Yahya Jammeh, according to the DOJ.
Mboob concealed his involvement in the war crimes during the naturalization process, but later admitted to executing his fellow officers, the DOJ told the Caller.

Say, Ilhan "Omar's" father is a war criminal and genocidal warlord, isn't he?

Meanwhile, a Cultural Enrichment Officer who thinks you're a racist and are not accepting enough of her and her culture organized a "Muslims Only" day at a waterpark.

Hmm, does that mean we can arrange a No-Muslims Day?

No, right?

Oh did I mention the waterpark in question is taxpayer funded?

A "Muslim only" event at a taxpayer-funded Texas water park has been canceled following criticism and threats by Gov. Greg Abbott to pull public safety grants.
A local Islamic group had rented out the Epic Waters Indoor Waterpark in Grand Prairie for its annual Dallas-Fort Worth (DFW) "Epic Eid" celebration on June 1.
Representatives for both the water park and the city of Grand Prairie sent the following statement to Fox News Digital on Wednesday evening confirming the event is canceled:
"After further review and in the best interest of the City of Grand Prairie, the June 1 EID event at Epic Waters Indoor Waterpark has been canceled."

And did I forget to mention that this Economic Powerhouse Who Built Our Country happens to own her very own "learing center"?

And yes, she spelled it that way.

And while this isn't being reported -- I'm 100% certain that the Excellence Early Learing Center is paid for by government funds.

The head of a Texas Islamic group that rented out a taxpayer-funded waterpark for an event that was advertised as "Muslim only" runs a childhood education center with the exact same unfortunate 'Learing Center' typo first seen at an infamous daycare in Minneapolis.

The "Excellence Early Learing Center," as its misspelled website header reads -- located in the Fort Worth suburb of Hurst -- offers a variety of programs for youngsters from infants to pre-K, and promises to provide children with "the loving, personal care that they need to thrive and feel confident."
The center boasts "multiculturalism, small classroom sizes, healthy eating and a warm, loving environment that feels like home" and staff with degrees in "education, accounting, biology, pharmacology, science, nursing and mathematics from their home countries."
Its owner, head operator and curriculum designer is Aminah Knight, who boasts a master's degree fro the University of Southern California and a doctorate from Vanderbilt University.
Earlier this week, Knight and her DFW Epic Eid organization drew massive criticism for a flyer advertising an event at Epic Waters in Grand Prairie billed as "Muslim only" and requiring modest swimsuits for all attendees.
Epic Waters, a sprawling, 80,000-square-feet indoor waterpark opened in 2017 at a cost of $88 million -- funded by a 0.25% sales tax hike residents approved at the ballot box in 2014.
The FAQ for the third-annual event, which was being held to celebrate the Muslim holiday Eid, initially proclaimed "the entire waterpark has been exclusively reserved for Muslims."

Make sure you’re sitting down for this…

The organizer of the “Muslims only” waterpark event in Texas…

Also runs a LEARING CENTER

You literally cannot make this stuff up pic.twitter.com/64bbU7FqYo
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 8, 2026

I asked the Muslim-only waterpark event organizer about her Learing Center.

She wasn’t happy. 🤷🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/nY7Qq758Im
— Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) May 8, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:15 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at May 08, 2026 04:17 PM (iVUs+)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Make sure you�re sitting down for this�

The organizer of the �Muslims only� waterpark event in Texas�

Also runs a LEARING CENTER

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whoa! what a coincidence! does he drive a Bentley by chance??

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:18 PM (GD0B3)

4 But diversity is our strength!

Posted by: ACLU at May 08, 2026 04:18 PM (KtOUo)

5 I asked the Muslim-only waterpark event organizer about her Learing Center.

She wasn�t happy. 🤷🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/nY7Qq758Im

— Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) May 8, 2026

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the vid should come with a fkng WARNING! geez, there only so much fugly my eyes can manage in 24 hours!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (GD0B3)

6 Ilhan Noor should be a slam dunk but no one has the balls.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (4NO2D)

7 Poop in the pool day?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (g6DiO)

8 [Reprising my comment from the prior thread:]

Fuck Denaturalization. I want Blood and Executions ... but mostly Executions.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (lR5Ug)

9 Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom did his best to insult several Southern states in a social media post Thursday.

“Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map,” Newsom wrote above a map demonstrating the possible effects of redistricting in Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, and North Carolina.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (RHGPo)

10 Blut und Boden.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (g6DiO)

11 An we send her back as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (Yl2Ob)

12 Lum has been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Have you ever seen a size Mboob?

Posted by: Chainsaw at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (p7g/X)

14 6 Ilhan Noor should be a slam dunk but no one has the balls.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (4NO2D)

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I do believe there has been word of DOJ investigations into her involvement with the Feeding Friends fraud.

Combine that with the 12 denaturalizations above.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (c3FgC)

15 F*cking muslhams steal enough damn money from us, they should be able to pay for their own damn waterpark day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

16 "Say, Ilhan "Omar's" father is a war criminal and genocidal warlord, isn't he?"

Her Father-in-Law, too!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (w/O5Q)

17 maybe they're just leaning and leaning

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (CWTWj)

18 9 Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom did his best to insult several Southern states in a social media post Thursday.

“Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map,” Newsom wrote above a map demonstrating the possible effects of redistricting in Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, and North Carolina.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (RHGPo)

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Why didn't he include Virginia?

The new VA map (now struck) diluted black districts in favor of AWFL districts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (c3FgC)

19 Muslims as much as I read are out to rob and scam non Muslims according to their Koran

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

20 So, is "Learing Center" not just a misspelling, but also some Muzloid thing we don't know about?

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (iXqHn)

21 The "Excellence Early Learing Center"

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"WE NAMED IT AFTER A CONFEDERATE GENERAL WAR HERO NAMED JUBAL, H8RS!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (lR5Ug)

22 "Say, Ilhan "Omar's" father is a war criminal and genocidal warlord, isn't he?"

Her Father-in-Law, too!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM

ISWYDT

and I snorted out loud

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

23 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL. Good point though!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (Yl2Ob)

24 Have you ever seen a size Mboob?
Posted by: Chainsaw

I'm right here, you know.
-- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

25 Jewball Early?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:23 PM (g6DiO)

26 I think it was Sweden that recently banned the use of "Islamaphobia" as it's just a Muslim Brotherhood term they insisted on to prevent any and all criticism of islam.

See, you're "islamaphobic" because you think 40 year old men ought not rape 9 year old girls.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 04:24 PM (MtSIY)

27 Iraq, Colombia, Morocco, Somalia, Gambia, Bolivia, Uzbekistan, Kenya, India, China and Nigeria.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2026 04:24 PM (wVcYX)

28 Yeah it's definitely a great idea that we've been importing actual retards into this country for decades and allowing them to form enclaves in which they can continue to inbreed and also rip the actual productive citizens of this once-great nation off for billions of dollars.

Well done, uniparty. You've really knocked it out of the park. This will surely not end in kinetic conflict one of these days.

Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2026 04:24 PM (oqH4h)

29 Let those who have never been pointed at, and laughed at, for a typo in a post type the first Oxford comma.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2026 04:24 PM (0sNs1)

30 Feeding Friends fraud

A Fraudacious Feeding Friendzy?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 08, 2026 04:24 PM (DgMqy)

31 Muslim-only waterpark event organizer
......

No burkha, no sandals, no service.
No swimming lessons available.
Please do not pee in the pool.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 04:24 PM (UjdFS)

32 Iraq, Colombia, Morocco, Somalia, Gambia, Bolivia, Uzbekistan, Kenya, India, China and Nigeria
.......

Shit Holes'R'Us

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)

33 Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world.

Not hard to understand.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 04:25 PM (viF8m)

34 Big fat stupid nothingburger. The pool was rented for the event -- you can do that for almost any pool. Commonly done for birthdays, but there are churches here that rent the local outdoor pool for baptisms.

Of all the problems these weirdos are causing, renting the local pool isn't.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 08, 2026 04:25 PM (JcF+m)

35 This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)

36 Is learing like close to a somali word for sucker?

Like 'Ilhan OMAR leared her brother. Repeatedly. By choice.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (zZu0s)

37 "Say, Ilhan "Omar's" father is a war criminal and genocidal warlord, isn't he?"

Her Father-in-Law, too!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (w/O5Q)

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If she married her father and father-in-law too, would that be a Somalian Throuple?

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (lR5Ug)

38 Newsom needs to worry about his own state and it's many, many, many problems. Of course those problems are his own fault.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (9lqZe)

39 DOCTOR Knight.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (bNf8H)

40 But diversity is our strength!

Posted by: ACLU at May 08, 2026 04:18 PM (KtOUo)

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"Inbreeding Is Our Strength!"

-- The British Royals and Somalians

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:27 PM (lR5Ug)

41 Election denier Stacey Abrams calls Republican-led states “authoritarian”:

“There are no longer blue states and red states. There are authoritarian states and democracy states.”

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Cry harder, bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:27 PM (ndZc7)

42 If she married her father and father-in-law too, would that be a Somalian Throuple?
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (lR5Ug)

She's her own grandpa.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 08, 2026 04:27 PM (zZu0s)

43 Now do 55+ housing developments.

Posted by: Age discrimination at May 08, 2026 04:27 PM (2Ez/1)

44 34 Big fat stupid nothingburger. The pool was rented for the event -- you can do that for almost any pool. Commonly done for birthdays, but there are churches here that rent the local outdoor pool for baptisms.

Of all the problems these weirdos are causing, renting the local pool isn't.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 08, 2026 04:25 PM (JcF+m)

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I support any tool against my enemies because that's how they approach conflict with me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:27 PM (c3FgC)

45 Late to the last thread so...

Africa retard rapist is too stupid for Africa, but not Australia. That's a heck of a slogan for Australian tourism. G'day.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 08, 2026 04:28 PM (Uz36l)

46 9 Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom did his best to insult several Southern states in a social media post Thursday.

“Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map,” Newsom wrote above a map demonstrating the possible effects of redistricting in Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, and North Carolina.
Posted by: SMOD

I am offended, he forgot Alabama.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 08, 2026 04:28 PM (Q/FnY)

47 So, is "Learing Center" not just a misspelling, but also some Muzloid thing we don't know about?
Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (iXqHn)

Somebody really needs to open a strip joint called "Quality Leering Center".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 04:28 PM (utfVc)

48 Poop in the pool day?
Posted by: Boss Moss
.......

No pooping in the laundry pool.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 04:28 PM (UjdFS)

49 Like Stacy Abrams moving towards a Golden Corral buffet.

Posted by: AoS Classic at May 08, 2026 04:29 PM (2Ez/1)

50 16 "Say, Ilhan "Omar's" father is a war criminal and genocidal warlord, isn't he?"

Her Father-in-Law, too!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (w/O5Q)

HAHAHAHAHA
Ace-worthy.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:29 PM (RtN13)

51 Paging Dr. Fine. Paging Dr. Howard. Paging Dr. Fine.

A Doctor is a doctor, right?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 08, 2026 04:30 PM (QaH55)

52 Willowed:
VA GOP has been dysfunctional for a long time like some other places like GA GOP or even Indiana.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (E4rtv)
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Your Indiana analysis is incorrect. The Senate and I believe also the House have Republican supermajorities. The House is more MAGA, the Senate was already beginning to move in that direction, but with staggered elections in the Senate, it takes longer. Derry (who is in an auto recount) and one other loser made some pretty silly comments which was dumb by them. But over the next few elections the old guard will be gone. Indiana gutted the authority of public health officials after covid. Have struck hard against DEI programs in state Universities, and has state dollars fully following the child in k-12 - including to private (including religious) schools. The redistricting fiasco was caused by some tone deaf Trump comments. Virginia's game put those who disagreed in Indiana in the direct line of fire.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 08, 2026 04:30 PM (GZYu7)

53 I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere.
Posted by: Count de Monet

But have you ever been to Me?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

54 "A Doctor is a doctor, right?"

Damn straight.

Posted by: Old Lady Jill at May 08, 2026 04:31 PM (2Ez/1)

55
DOJ Moves To Denaturalize Alleged Terrorists And War Criminals

Why can't we denature them instead? That is to say, subject them to heat or other transformative processes that cause their constituent proteins to become nonfunctional.

You know, like frying an egg.

(Frying is good ... just saying)

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 04:31 PM (xG4kz)

56 But have you ever been to Me?

Lawd, please... no... NO... NOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 08, 2026 04:31 PM (DgMqy)

57 It used to be domestic criminals who ran scams and stole our money. You know, Vinnie, and Sean. I for one, resent greatly the fact that this stolen money is going to Africa. It should stay here and be spent on sports cars, and tacky clothes and hookers. Instead of being sent overseas and spent on sports cars, tacky clothes and hookers.

Posted by: Organized Crime what happened to you??? at May 08, 2026 04:31 PM (anL5R)

58 Is it possible they are spelling learning wrong on purpose in a sad attempt to evade online searches for them? So they can be found only by the groups they want to find them?

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:32 PM (hftzA)

59 Jewball Early?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:23 PM (g6DiO)

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That could be the subject of a Cucker Qatarlson and Cavernous Orifices Podcastistan.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:32 PM (lR5Ug)

60 Cinci Deporto, MFers

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)

61 Why didn't he include Virginia?

The new VA map (now struck) diluted black districts in favor of AWFL districts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (c3FgC)
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Did California's redistricting (which SCOTUS upheld) include reference to racial component? With the Louisiana ruling does that now put the California redistricting back in the courts?

Posted by: Black JEM at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM (GZYu7)

62 If I hear one more liberal say that these foreign parasites are "just as American as you or me" I'm going to snatch the life out of someone. The fuck they are; I was born here and served my country for 28 years. They came here about 34 weeks ago and immediately found ways to game our stupid system. They are not as American as I am.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM (4MsaP)

63 16 "Say, Ilhan "Omar's" father is a war criminal and genocidal warlord, isn't he?"

Her Father-in-Law, too!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (w/O5Q
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Nicely done!

Posted by: 496 at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM (wxncR)

64 They are just robbing or asses blind aren't they. I'm such a chump.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM (Vh9CX)

65 34 "Big fat stupid nothingburger. The pool was rented for the event -- you can do that for almost any pool. Commonly done for birthdays, but there are churches here that rent the local outdoor pool for baptisms."

Was it the pool or the entire waterpar, because a waterpark usually consists of more than one pool, and I doubt the Muslims were having baptisms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM (Yl2Ob)

66 Also, its embarrassing to be ripped off by such obviously stupid people. Not that the eye ties or the potato mashers were real men of genius, but sheesh. It least they got their signs right.

Posted by: Organized Crime what happened to you??? at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM (anL5R)

67 LA is a washed out hag with Ozempic Face. Dallas seems to aspire to be like LA.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2026 04:34 PM (wBaIH)

68 The Bulwark on Graham Platner.

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
"Voters want candidates who are authentically themselves—warts and all. In fact, a candidate’s vices have started to become markers of authenticity." Democratic voters.

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His authenticity is the problem.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:34 PM (ndZc7)

69 Also, its embarrassing to be ripped off by such obviously stupid people. Not that the eye ties or the potato mashers were real men of genius, but sheesh. It least they got their signs right.
Posted by: Organized Crime what happened to you??? at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM

Way too many vowels with that crowd.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:34 PM (4NO2D)

70 Somebody really needs to open a strip joint called "Quality Leering Center".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If you're into hajib-covered exotic dancers who only put things on.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 08, 2026 04:35 PM (DsA2n)

71 Let those who have never been pointed at, and laughed at, for a typo in a post type the first Oxford comma.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2026 04:24 PM (0sNs1)

Ahem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:35 PM (iERP6)

72 Cinco

fail

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 04:35 PM (ZxPkt)

73 Could I rent that waterpark for a "Whites Only" Day?

Everyone who enters will be required to wear a white swimsuit.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2026 04:36 PM (80m++)

74 Remember how a few years ago the Olympic committee were all cooing and proud that they'd approved some full-body muslim swimwear for the women?

It's so f'ing exhausting how relentless they are in forcing us to accommodate retarded, illiterate, useless, sub-human scum, merely because they bow down to a rock and shake their ass at the sky 5 times a day for some goofy shit called a religion.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 04:36 PM (MtSIY)

75 Mooselimps are too big in the can.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:36 PM (g6DiO)

76 More on diaper gate, aka money laundering......

Brittany Hughes
@RealBrittHughes
·
3h
This sounds cool. But wait.

400 diapers will last a family with a newborn approximately five weeks.

The program will cost the state approx. $12.4 million this year alone.

That money will be funneled through a company called Baby2Baby, which will then provide their branded diapers to 400 participating in hospitals (California has over 500 hospitals in total.)

Meaning that instead of lowering taxes and letting families keep their own money to buy essentials like diapers, California takes their money, pumps it through a “nonprofit” that has overhead and whose CEO made $240,000 in 2024, to provide a “free” service available only in certain locations, and that you could have bought yourself for much cheaper.

Posted by: beckster at May 08, 2026 04:36 PM (kX27y)

77 Jewball Early?
Posted by: Boss Moss

And his Union opponent at Monocacy, Lew Wallace, wrote Ben Hur, a novel about a Jew.

Coincidence? I think not...

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

78 12. Twelve. One dozen. We are so fucked.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 08, 2026 04:37 PM (V0zOj)

79 After further review and in the best interest of the City of Grand Prairie, the June 1 EID event at Epic Waters Indoor Waterpark has been canceled."

During pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2026 04:37 PM (Kt19C)

80
Looks like the Somali with the mail-order education grad degrees has corrected the website typo... well, one of them.

Her bio page has this sentence, a direct copypasta.

"Excellence Early Leaning Center is committed to providing exceptional care to all children."

Also, the home page flat out admits that it started out as an in-home daycare. And a GoogleMaps streetview look at the current location show that it's a dump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2026 04:37 PM (y9nCu)

81 400 diapers will last a family with a newborn approximately five weeks.

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Actually, only one week if they wear them on their heads.

/I denounce myself ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:38 PM (lR5Ug)

82 Poll on today's Howie Carr Show

Have Aliens visited the Earth?

Yes - 43 percent

No - 41 percent

These aren't Aliens but Time Travelers from Man's future - 6 percent

Ace is a Wanker who wears his mother's panties - 10 percent

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 08, 2026 04:38 PM (Feqvg)

83 One of the "first gay dads" in Britain was just charged with rape, sex trafficking, sexual assault, and exploitation

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

84 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Also Voters want pundits who are authentically themselves—warts and all. In fact, a pundit’s vices have started to become markers of authenticity." That's why we here at the Bulwark are declaring May 8, CUCK DAY! Where we celebrate our shame, or lack there of, and post videos and photos of our particular perversions!

Posted by: Also the Bulwark at May 08, 2026 04:39 PM (anL5R)

85 @BulwarkOnline
"Voters want candidates who are authentically themselves—warts and all."

The Bulwark is full of genital warts. Mostly in the mouth.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 04:39 PM (IifOV)

86 It should be The DOJ will Denaturalize and Neuter 12 terrorists....

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2026 04:39 PM (9lqZe)

87 Wonder what would happdn if all these tax money faucets to Somalia got shut off

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:40 PM (Ia/+0)

88 you must see this immediately

trust me

https://x.com/BuzzPatterson/status/
2052843892874285364

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 04:40 PM (ZxPkt)

89 @76: I remember during covid Newsome purchased $1billion in face masks. I'm sure THAT was all on the up-and-up though

Posted by: 496 at May 08, 2026 04:40 PM (wxncR)

90 Read in X that they initially claimed it was a misunderstanding and non-muslims were welcomed but must dress appropriately. i.e women must wear "burkini's".

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2026 04:41 PM (vBlQn)

91 Which guy out there hasn't slipped on a pair of his mom's panties at least once?

Posted by: Oh, come now at May 08, 2026 04:41 PM (2Ez/1)

92 I have to wonder why naturalized, alleged terrorists and war criminals are here to begin with.

Democrats, yes. But... who else facilitated this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 04:41 PM (jehhT)

93 One of the "first gay dads" in Britain was just charged with rape, sex trafficking, sexual assault, and exploitation
==
As if there were no gay dads in Britain previously. Basically its as if San Francisco were an Island. They are both foggy and faggy.

Posted by: Its a far cop at May 08, 2026 04:41 PM (anL5R)

94 82 is Howie Carr still on air? Bless him.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2026 04:41 PM (wBaIH)

95 Fuck Denaturalization. I want Blood and Executions ... but mostly Executions.
Posted by: ShainS

Now, now, baby steps. Have to learn to walk, before we can run.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2026 04:42 PM (vJrRc)

96 Election denier Stacey Abrams calls Republican-led states “authoritarian”:

“There are no longer blue states and red states. There are authoritarian states and democracy states.”

-
Cry harder, bitch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:27 PM (ndZc7)

More projection...from someone who cheated in an election.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

97 I am confused about the water park thing, even if it is partially tax payer funded. Does the water park rent out its facilities for private events? The article says reserved the park - did they pay for the park for the day? Or just say we want to use the park for the day at the exclusion of others but not pay a fee for this? It seems like we are missing part of the story here.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:43 PM (hftzA)

98 I remember during covid Newsome purchased $1billion in face masks. I'm sure THAT was all on the up-and-up though
==
Biden's brother found himself on the board of a company that made personal protective equipt. Coincidence, surely.

Posted by: Set up at May 08, 2026 04:43 PM (anL5R)

99 i.e women must wear "burkini's".
Posted by: olddog in mo

Something something extra expense for being a woman something pink tax something

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2026 04:43 PM (vJrRc)

100 Hmm, does that mean we can arrange a No-Muslims Day?
______________________________

You need to specify what that means. A better way to put it is that you voluntarily use yourself as BAIT. If you do a "no-Muslims" event anywhere, to them it is an invitation to enact terrorism.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 04:43 PM (dIske)

101 The best way to deal with the Somalis is to get them fighting each other. In Minnesota there has been fights between the Darmood clan and the Hawiya clan. Tell one of them that the other stole their fraudulent money or ratted them out. Watch the turn Minneapolis into Mogadishu

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (gu0hJ)

102 88 you must see this immediately

trust me

https://x.com/BuzzPatterson/status/
2052843892874285364
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 04:40 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (2Ez/1)

103 Aminah Knight has a Ph.D. from Vanderbilt.

Can’t spell ‘Learning’ but has a doctorate.

We are cooked.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (6ydKt)

104 Did California's redistricting (which SCOTUS upheld) include reference to racial component? With the Louisiana ruling does that now put the California redistricting back in the courts?
Posted by: Black JEM at May 08, 2026 04:33 PM (GZYu7)

if "Hispanic" counts as a race, yes it did.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)

105 "Watch the turn Minneapolis into Mogadishu"
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When? I'm in.

Posted by: 496 at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (wxncR)

106 "Say, Ilhan "Omar's" father is a war criminal and genocidal warlord, isn't he?"

Her Father-in-Law, too!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here

Somewhere I read she's been married three times. I didn't know she had three brothers.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (l26NL)

107
89 @76: I remember during covid Newsome purchased $1billion in face masks. I'm sure THAT was all on the up-and-up though
Posted by: 496 at May 08, 2026 04:40 PM (wxncR)
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Nothing's on the up and up with him:

Yes, California Governor Gavin Newsom authorized a massive, almost $1 billion, no-bid contract in April 2020 to purchase hundreds of millions of masks from Chinese automaker BYD. This move was intended to secure personal protective equipment (PPE) during shortages, though it faced scrutiny due to its high cost and lack of transparency.

Posted by: beckster at May 08, 2026 04:45 PM (kX27y)

108 On of these days I should sign up to X

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

109 96 Election denier Stacey Abrams calls Republican-led states “authoritarian”:

“There are no longer blue states and red states. There are authoritarian states and democracy states.”
———-

I am here to confirm this as absolutely true and anyone who thinks in the same vein as Ms. Abrams should take note of this if they are at all considering Alabama as a destination. They should avoid it at all costs.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:45 PM (hftzA)

110 Aminah Knight has a Ph.D. from Vanderbilt.

Can’t spell ‘Learning’ but has a doctorate.

We are cooked.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (6ydKt)

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DEI College Admissions and #FakeDegrees > DEI Hires

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:45 PM (lR5Ug)

111 Somewhere I read she's been married three times. I didn't know she had three brothers.
Posted by: Blutarski,

And here I thought they only allowed men to have harems.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2026 04:45 PM (vJrRc)

112 The Bulwark is full of genital warts. Mostly in the mouth.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 04:39 PM (IifOV)

Well...actually...

Posted by: Power-Bottom Sullivan at May 08, 2026 04:46 PM (iERP6)

113 I think we should denaturalize them with a Jules Verne-style cannon.

Let them colonize the Moon.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 04:46 PM (MtSIY)

114
Election denier Stacey Abrams calls Republican-led states “authoritarian”:

“There are no longer blue states and red states. There are authoritarian states and democracy states.”

Spoken by a prime example of one who possesses a mentally deficient state.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 04:47 PM (xG4kz)

115 The illegal Muslim men definitely don't need a Leering Center.

Posted by: logprof at May 08, 2026 04:47 PM (jo6FO)

116 @103 Aminah Knight has a PhD in Aminah Knight stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 04:47 PM (gu0hJ)

117 Yes, California Governor Gavin Newsom authorized a massive, almost $1 billion, no-bid contract in April 2020 to purchase hundreds of millions of masks from Chinese automaker BYD. This move was intended to secure personal protective equipment (PPE) during shortages, though it faced scrutiny due to its high cost and lack of transparency.
Posted by: beckster at May 08, 2026 04:45 PM (kX27y)

never saw a sign of them in the field.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)

118 Pakleds conquer the Federation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 04:48 PM (Cqx++)

119 105 "Watch the turn Minneapolis into Mogadishu"
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When? I'm in.
Posted by: 496 at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (wxncR)
_________________________

I think the total opposite will happen. Somalis are tribal. Sooner or later (likely sooner), the hierarchy is going to pick-up and move onto more fraud-fertile and less intrusive grounds. I'm betting on San Diego (which already has a significant Somali population). I think Minneapolis is going to lose a good portion of their population in the near future,...almost overnight.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

120 I saw some leftist say that Spaniards aren’t Hispanic because they’re too white.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 04:50 PM (25Mwa)

121 never saw a sign of them in the field.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)
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Neither did I in my area of CA, I believe the state got a partial refund:

Defective Stockpile: Early in the pandemic, the state relied on a stockpile of several million, mostly expired masks.

Posted by: beckster at May 08, 2026 04:50 PM (kX27y)

122 82 Poll on today's Howie Carr Show

Have Aliens visited the Earth?

Yes - 43 percent

No - 41 percent

These aren't Aliens but Time Travelers from Man's future - 6 percent

Ace is a Wanker who wears his mother's panties - 10 percent
Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 08, 2026 04:38 PM (Feqvg)

Why do we look elsewhere when we have a planet with complex life right under our feet? It's an Earth originated advanced undersea intelligence. Animal life in the water had a loooong head start on terrestrial life. Why not a more advanced species under the oceans?

Posted by: Bilwis-It's definitely not our Government at May 08, 2026 04:51 PM (w/O5Q)

123 LOL, Common Dreams headline:
"Terrifying Moment in Our Democracy. Virginia Supreme Court Rejects Voter-Approved Redistricting."

LOL, cry moor bitches.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 04:51 PM (MtSIY)

124 Give them a parting gift of rice and bananas with a couple of domesticated animals for desert. It's a long flight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 04:51 PM (abIsI)

125 >>I saw some leftist say that Spaniards aren’t Hispanic because they’re too white.

It's Xpanic.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

126 Somewhere I read she's been married three times. I didn't know she had three brothers.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Yes, she married her first husband, the father of her child, and divorced him to marry her brother, but continued to live with the first husband, I thought she remarried him after she divorced her brother, then cheated on him with her current spouse (who also was cheating on his wife), and now they are married.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:52 PM (hftzA)

127 So, is "Learing Center" not just a misspelling, but also some Muzloid thing we don't know about?

Learing is like bananas and rice.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG)

128 you must see this immediately

trust me

https://x.com/BuzzPatterson/status/
2052843892874285364
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 04:40 PM

LOL!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 04:44 PM (2Ez/1)

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Dude failed to do his preflight weight and balance check.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:52 PM (lR5Ug)

129 Why do we look elsewhere when we have a planet with complex life right under our feet? It's an Earth originated advanced undersea intelligence. Animal life in the water had a loooong head start on terrestrial life. Why not a more advanced species under the oceans?
Posted by: Bilwis-It's definitely not our Government at May 08, 2026 04:51 PM (w/O5Q)

never saw the documentary "The Little Mermaid"?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:52 PM (8avO+)

130 Aminah Knight Rider

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)

131 - Per Real America's Voice vid on utube posted 5 hours ago

Alberta has gotten the necessary number of votes to have a vote on leaving Canada. His guest on this vid is Susan Kokinda.
The lady from Promethean Action that was presenting in the vid I linked in this morning's MR comments. Here that one is again.

https://tinyurl.com/57cndsat

Back out

Posted by: TeeJ at May 08, 2026 04:53 PM (PpROq)

132 Leaning Central

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:53 PM (GD0B3)

133 NBC News (12 day ago) DOJ aims to strip citizenship from hundreds of foreign-born Americans, sources say. Federal prosecutors in field offices across the country are working on the effort, a Justice Department official told NBC News.

GOP: “We also want to take away the citizenship of anyone whose skin color we dislike. We just won’t say that part out loud.”

There’s a DHSgovX post on dec 31st showing a beautiful beach with the statement “America after 100 million deported”
So they already said it out loud. https://tinyurl.com/7jraay87

"It’s not clear why the Justice Department has singled out the roughly 300 foreign-born Americans. The New York Times first reported the tally." seems pretty clear this is only just beginning and they're still just testing the waters, where they started slower but are now ramping up to less egregious cases

The phrase "naturalized citizen" is starting to feel a lot more like "citizen on a leash." If the government can just hit CTRL+Z on your status decades later, are you ever actually a peer to someone born here? This is going to create a permanent second class of Americans.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 04:53 PM (ycI94)

134 125 >>I saw some leftist say that Spaniards aren’t Hispanic because they’re too white.

It's Xpanic.
Posted by: JackStraw at May

Wait until they learn about some Mexicans and the Argentinians, not to mention some from Columbia.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:53 PM (hftzA)

135 Spanish have light and dark skin color even in Spain to my observations

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

136 You can't have looting and pillaging without plunder.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 04:54 PM (D1E+2)

137 A busy news day! And today's job numbers were ... UNEXPECTEDLY good!

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2026 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

138 "A Doctor is a doctor, right?"

Damn straight.
Posted by: Old Lady Jill at May 08, 2026 04:31 PM (2Ez/1)

+1

Posted by: Dr. Vinny Boombatz at May 08, 2026 04:55 PM (wVcYX)

139 you must see this immediately

trust me

https://x.com/BuzzPatterson/status/
2052843892874285364
Posted by: Don Black

Should have used premium gas.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 04:55 PM (abIsI)

140 "It’s not clear why the Justice Department has singled out the roughly 300 foreign-born Americans. The New York Times first reported the tally." seems pretty clear this is only just beginning and they're still just testing the waters, where they started slower but are now ramping up to less egregious cases

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 04:53 PM (ycI94)

Actually they made it pretty clear - advocacy of terrorists and actual criminals.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

141 I saw some leftist say that Spaniards aren’t Hispanic because they’re too white.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 04:50 PM (25Mwa)

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White Hispanics == Oppressors.
Black Hispanics == Oppressed.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:55 PM (lR5Ug)

142 Yes, she married her first husband, the father of her child, and divorced him to marry her brother, but continued to live with the first husband, I thought she remarried him after she divorced her brother, then cheated on him with her current spouse (who also was cheating on his wife), and now they are married.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:52 PM

THE ARISTOCRATS!!

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:55 PM (4NO2D)

143 It's nice to see some of that Learing Center money staying in the US for water park activities. In Minnesota they send it all back to Somalia.

Posted by: Dave at May 08, 2026 04:57 PM (sbsMc)

144 Keep your eyes open for this entity popping up in the fraud investigations of Minnesota, Ohio, Maine etc.

Dahabshiil Money Transfer

Word is that the DOJ is looking at them really closely because they are a Somali based company whose owner is the wealthies man in Somalia. They have branches right next to every sizeable Somali immigrant settlement in the US. It's thought they are the primary entity assisting in moving fraud proceeds out of the US. I hadn't seen an investigation into them before now, but the DOJ is moving on Portland, ME issue with Dahabshiil.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske)

145 Somalia announces a lunar space program after curing cancer and ridding the world of sand in belly button lint. Vanderbilt trained Somali scientists at the forefront.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 08, 2026 04:57 PM (gm9Sb)

146 So, what's with all these "learing" centers?

Is the letter N not halal or something?

Posted by: PJ at May 08, 2026 04:57 PM (+jscL)

147 Real America Voice is the Democratic Underground of the right.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (GD0B3)

148 >>Wait until they learn about some Mexicans and the Argentinians, not to mention some from Columbia.

We're up against some very stupid people. It's their super power.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (viF8m)

149 DEI College Admissions and #FakeDegrees > DEI Hires
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:45 PM (lR5Ug)

It proves to me that some idiots don’t even notice “Learing” with a red squiggly line or dots under it doesn’t even phase them.

Every word processor or web design/publishing software has spellcheck in them and the intellectually challenged don’t even notice because they don’t care.

I’m 100% that Dr. Aminah Knight got her degree by cheating her Muslim ass off combined with DEI as you state.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (6ydKt)

150 Everyone who enters will be required to wear a white swimsuit.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08

Oh please no, not white swimsuits.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (hftzA)

151 I saw some leftist say that Spaniards aren’t Hispanic because they’re too white.

"Hispanic" is fake and gay as a racial category. Spaniards from Spain aren't Hispanic, but Spaniards in the Americas are. Ditto Portugal vs. Brazil. All the southern Europeans are about equally dark, but none of them are non-white. But move here and it's magic.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (2ocoG)

152 Real America Voice is the Democratic Underground of the right.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (GD0B3)

is it?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

153 Not so fast.

Posted by: Judge Michael C. Fucktard at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (Dq3NN)

154 Oh my God, what an opportunity missed to rub all the water slides down with bacon fat!

Happy Eid indeed!

Posted by: The_Hoser at May 08, 2026 04:59 PM (H4qGm)

155 Keep your eyes open for this entity popping up in the fraud investigations of Minnesota, Ohio, Maine etc.

Dahabshiil Money Transfer

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I imagine the Biden Crime Family and Big Guy are getting more than a 10% cut from this grift.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:59 PM (lR5Ug)

156 147 Real America Voice is the Democratic Underground of the right.
Posted by: runner

Really? I've never seen (or heard of) it before. I view FoxNews as the mirror version- very old establishment types that mindlessly support their team over the other.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 05:00 PM (ycI94)

157 > you must see this immediately

trust me
---------
Despite the, uh, lack of performance, it IS a proof of concept. I'd wager in a year this will be perfected for the 3rd turders who haven't access to legit technology.

Mad Max indeed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 05:00 PM (jehhT)

158 Learning Centers are just another Leftist opening scams

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)

159 Everyone who enters will be required to wear a white swimsuit.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08

Oh please no, not white swimsuits.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (hftzA)

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Especially Before Labor Day? REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:02 PM (lR5Ug)

160 Especially Before Labor Day? REALLY???
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:02 PM (lR5Ug

Have you seen people in white swimsuits step out of the water? 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 05:03 PM (hftzA)

161 Department of War released files today on UFOs, per President Trump’s order:

https://www.war.gov/UFO/

I haven’t gone through it at all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

162 I imagine the Biden Crime Family and Big Guy are getting more than a 10% cut from this grift.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:59 PM (lR5Ug)

_________________________

I think the list of benefactors is long and distinguished. About 6 months ago Sweden cracked down on a Somali run school in Gothenburg, Sweden. It's a rural area...but low and behold, there is a Dahabshiil Money Transfer branch right there in town. Million were stolen and tracked back to Somalia. You can bet where ever Somali immigrants reside, a Dahabshiil Money Transfer is right in the area for quick egress of ill gotten gains. I think certain criminal enterprises worldwide are dining on this process.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 05:05 PM (dIske)

163 Have you seen people in white swimsuits step out of the water? 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 05:03 PM (hftzA)

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lol

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe ... like genitals in rain."

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 05:06 PM (lR5Ug)

164 Fun fact. Minarets represent the biggest dick Mohammed ever sucked. I may be in trouble visiting Dearborn.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 08, 2026 05:06 PM (gm9Sb)

165 Wow, that was a great nap.

MS Now....another great blow to democracy. Democracy's refractory perios is being severely strained.

CNN - plague death ship. It's the weekend but hold off on bestiality with rats.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 05:06 PM (Sco7b)

166 Would a Muslims Only Rocket Repatriation Sled be:

1 Necessary
II Racist
c Hilarious if you greased the rails with bacon.
4 Unfair to the dogs trying to catch the rocket.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2026 05:07 PM (FhXTo)

167 Gov. Ron DeSantis just signed a law that CRACKS DOWN on firms who exploit birthright citizenship from countries like China

Good, we need MORE of this!

"This legislation prohibits pre-planned adoption agreements and surrogacy contracts involving citizens or residents of foreign countries of concern."

"China ships people here for birth!"

"I know we're hoping that the Supreme Court is going to interpret the 14th Amendment so that we can put a stop to some of the people that are coming here for a month having birth and then going back to China. That's part of an operation."

"Why would we let that happen in grant citizenship under those circumstances?"

https://tinyurl.com/34seu6db

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 05:07 PM (NpAcC)

168 Why do we look elsewhere when we have a planet with complex life right under our feet? It's an Earth originated advanced undersea intelligence. Animal life in the water had a loooong head start on terrestrial life. Why not a more advanced species under the oceans?
Posted by: Bilwis-It's definitely not our Government at May 08, 2026 04:51 PM (w/O5Q)

never saw the documentary "The Little Mermaid"?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:52 PM (8avO+)
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Or read the documentary journal "The Call of Cthulhu."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 05:07 PM (gnNyN)

169 Oh please no, not white swimsuits.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM (hftzA)

Got milk?

Posted by: Yasmine Bleeth at May 08, 2026 05:07 PM (wBRco)

170 Democrasy r uss

Posted by: RUN DNC at May 08, 2026 05:08 PM (nvKZ7)

171 164 Fun fact. Minarets represent the biggest dick Mohammed ever sucked. I may be in trouble visiting Dearborn.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 08, 2026 05:06 PM (gm9Sb)
__________________

That's hurtful.

Posted by: A dejected goat at May 08, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)

172 Besides cuts to politicians, its just the end of the Republic by looting the treasury. Steal everything you can before the Revolution

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 05:08 PM (Ia/+0)

173 > Department of War released files today on UFOs, per President Trump’s order:

https://www.war.gov/UFO/

I haven’t gone through it at all.
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Don't waste your time. Nothing burger. The photography is horrible. The video is worse. The legit interesting stuff is still "classified.""

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 05:09 PM (jehhT)

174 Really? I've never seen (or heard of) it before. I view FoxNews as the mirror version- very old establishment types that mindlessly support their team over the other.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 05:00 PM (ycI94)

MTG's future husband was part of that den of fools. Epstein's buddy Bannon is there. They run the Charlie Kirk Show I gather, but.. the rest of those ? What the heck are they promoting ? Anti - Trump bs ?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 05:10 PM (GD0B3)

175 A minor setback to our agenda in Merry Olde England today, eh chaps?

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 08, 2026 05:11 PM (0sNs1)

176 YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 05:09 PM (jehhT)

From the little bit of perusal I did, it doesn’t look impressive so far.

There are supposed to be future releases from not only DoW but other agencies as well.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

177 Any place Bannon is, one might want to leave.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

178 Sargon of Akkad reports that the handful of candidates Rupert Lowes' Restore Party ran in the UK council elections absolutely smashed their Reform Party opponents.

Smashed.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2nrjjeyx

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2026 05:12 PM (rj6Yv)

179 Meanwhile in Yarmouth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 05:12 PM (g6DiO)

180 138 "A Doctor is a doctor, right?"

Damn straight.
Posted by: Old Lady Jill at May 08, 2026 04:31 PM (2Ez/1)

+1
Posted by: Dr. Vinny Boombatz at May 08, 2026 04:55 PM (wVcYX)

At least YouTube is good for watching old Dangerfield clips. RIP.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 08, 2026 05:12 PM (qivay)

181 Oh please no, not white swimsuits.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:58 PM

With some coloured vertical stripes, they can be quite slimming.

Posted by: AoSHQ Fashion Consultants at May 08, 2026 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

182 You never see fat zebras.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 05:14 PM (g6DiO)

183 It seems like we are missing part of the story here.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:43 PM (hftzA)

You are asking excellent questions, Piper.

Posted by: Emmie at May 08, 2026 05:15 PM (FMtrg)

184 You never see fat zebras.
Posted by: Boss Moss

In Africa we only eat slow food, not fast food.

Posted by: Lion at May 08, 2026 05:15 PM (TezPK)

185
Election denier Stacey Abrams calls Republican-led states “authoritarian”:

“There are no longer blue states and red states. There are authoritarian states and democracy states.”
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I am here to confirm this as absolutely true and anyone who thinks in the same vein as Ms. Abrams should take note of this if they are at all considering Alabama as a destination. They should avoid it at all costs.
Posted by: Piper

^^^^This^^^^

Alabama is terrible, every single square inch. It sucks here, don't harm your family by bringing them here. The schools are awfull, crime is rampant. Stay away, save yourself. Trust Piper.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 08, 2026 05:15 PM (QVmho)

186 Yes, she married her first husband, the father of her child, and divorced him to marry her brother, but continued to live with the first husband, I thought she remarried him after she divorced her brother, then cheated on him with her current spouse (who also was cheating on his wife), and now they are married.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 04:52 PM
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Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2026 05:16 PM (G0vdT)

187 Why would anybody bow down on a fucking rug to a deity? It's madness. Some cultures are just insane.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 05:17 PM (D1E+2)

188
Learing Center?

I'm surprised they didn't steal the N from Center and have the Learning Ceter.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 05:17 PM (IifOV)

189 Wait. Black Baptists can't go? They should protest.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2026 05:20 PM (0Htd1)

190 Fking Marxists lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 05:21 PM (Ia/+0)

191 Is Baboucarr Mboob a character from the new Star Wars flop?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 08, 2026 05:21 PM (Cjger)

192 A water park day could include some of those protestant baptisms where they shove their whole body under.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2026 05:21 PM (0Htd1)

193 Why would anybody bow down on a fucking rug to a deity? It's madness. Some cultures are just insane.

Why do some tell the story of sacrificing your kid to the voice in your head tell it like a virtue ? Why do some eat fish on Friday ? I could go on and on and on.

Its faith. I'm not a fan.

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 05:21 PM (cbDdE)

194 The rug is not really the most important thing, but a clean rug and bowing to the ground is sign of humility and respect to God. I suppose it's like the Muslim equivalent to kneeling when in church in prayer for Christians. And no, I have major problems with Islam and the Koran. I'm just giving a rationale for the action of prayer in this way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:21 PM (Yl2Ob)

195 Mboob is a male? That would be a good name for one of those he/she's that liberals are so fond of.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2026 05:23 PM (0Htd1)

196 Why do some eat fish on Friday ?

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 05:21 PM (cbDdE)

Meat is a luxury. Fish is not. You are giving up luxuries for the season.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)

197 The rug is not really the most important thing, but a clean rug and bowing to the ground is sign of humility and respect to God.

Bullshit. Its an excuse for some to scold others they are doing it wrong.

If the rug was that important ? It wouldn't be Man doing the enforcing of the rules.

Muslims are a lot like old Quakers a lot like Evangelicals. They use Religion as a cudgel. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 05:25 PM (cbDdE)

198 Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 05:21 PM

It's ok ehhh "Clue Bat" . Some of who are Christians and Jews make up for your lack of being a fan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:25 PM (Yl2Ob)

199 New handle "Clue Bat" LOL Byeeeeee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:26 PM (Yl2Ob)

200 Meat is a luxury. Fish is not. You are giving up luxuries for the season.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)

Flag on the play. Improper use of pronouns as well as basic words.

"Giving Up" implies a choice. "Luxuries" implies we all value things the same.

Your sentences remind me of Covid. And we're going back to that, if I track this Henta crap correctly. "We're just asking people ..."

Nobody asked a damn thing.

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 05:28 PM (cbDdE)

201 I was raised catholic and was an alter boy. I don't do that kneeling, standing and sitting shit anymore. That's why I stopped going, but never gave up the faith.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 05:28 PM (D1E+2)

202 I would not be surprised if there was a program created by the "resettlement" agencies to get the "refugees" into the US and start them grafting away on federal benefits. The "learing" center typo could be part of the packet handed out in examples of names for the "business"

No doubt for a cut of the action.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2026 05:28 PM (rbvCR)

203 Muslims are a lot like old Quakers a lot like Evangelicals. They use Religion as a cudgel. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Clue Bat at

Sir, tread carefully. I promise I will not cudgel you with my religion. I also promise you I am nothing like the Muslims.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 05:28 PM (pZEOD)

204 the vid should come with a fkng WARNING! geez, there only so much fugly my eyes can manage in 24 hours!
Posted by: runner

I hate nose jewelry. It just makes you think they have snot hanging there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2026 05:29 PM (0Htd1)

205 It's ok ehhh "Clue Bat" . Some of who are Christians and Jews make up for your lack of being a fan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:25 PM (Yl2Ob)

Today he is teaching us what it is to be a proper Christian.
I wonder what he will be teaching us tomorrow?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2026 05:30 PM (rbvCR)

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