Democrats Melt Down Over Virginia Supreme Court Ruling, with Socialist Democrat Influencer Hasan Piker Demanding Violent Revolution and the "Smart" Commentators of the Left Unable to Read a Simple Court Decision

The left is spamming out wholly ignorant objections to the ruling.

A major one is: But other states passed new maps! Why can't Virginia pass a new map?!?!

Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Republicans: Pass new maps in Tennessee, Florida, Missouri, North Carolina, Texas ALL without a vote -- upheld
Democrats: Pass new maps in Virginia with a vote from the will of the people -- overturned
Make it make sense.

By the way: When they say "Without a vote," they mean without a public vote on a referendum.

Do you know why there was no public vote on a referendum in those states?

That's right, because those other states didn't require a constitutional change to pass the new map, so there was no referendum.

Charles C. W. Cooke
@charlescwcooke
Okay. I'll "make it make sense." Virginia has a constitution that applies in Virginia but not in those other states, and the government of Virginia did not follow that constitution, which is illegal.

To be more specific: States like Virginia wanted to Virtue Signal that they were anti-gerrymandering (which they're not, they just wanted to lock in the current gerrymander they approved of) so they passed a constitutional amendment limiting gerrymandering.

Then, just to show the left believes in nothing they claim to believe, they attempted to undo that amendment through a rushed and unconstitutional process.

The other states always left this power in the hands of the legislature, so the legislature is able to change the maps with a vote.

It's not so hard to understand is it? Aren't you the guys always claiming that you're the Smartest Kids in the Class (TM)? Are you entirely incapable of reading anything but BlueSky for your "research"?

Another stupid objection they keep on making: If this process was deficient from the very beginning -- which the Court ruled it was -- why didn't the Court make this ruling earlier?

This is a hilarious one. The Virginia Supreme Court was going to rule on whether this process was adequate or defective -- but the Democrats pushing the new map insisted that it was illegal for the Court to rule on the referendum before the referendum had been voted on and was entirely concluded.

The Democrats themselves insisted that the Court had no power to rule on this except after the referendum was voted on and was in the process of being implemented.

The Court read the Democrats' arguments and... agreed.

Here's another Smartest Kid in the Class (TM) Sam Stein babbling that this wasn't "handled" correctly. What he means is, if this was f***ed up, why didn't you stop us earlier?

Another one: The very, very smart (just ask him!) Dweeb Goblin Will Saletan:

Will Saletan
@saletan
Can someone explain why--if this was the court's basis for nullifying the redistricting measure--the court didn't rule this way when the challenge arose before the referendum?
It looks like the court waited to see which side would win, and then intervened.

With an ugly mug like that, you'd think he would know how to read.

There's a very easy way to find the answer to that question: RTFO. Read the fucking opinion, Retard Who Is a Genius.

By the way, do you want to know why the Democrats argued the Virginia Supreme Court should not rule on the process until later? For the same reason all litigants make such arguments: Because they knew the Court would probably find the process was defective.

What they were hoping was: If the process went forward, it would create its own political momentum, and then the Supreme Court would be too afraid to rule when the referendum has passed and would allow the defective process to stand.

But they weren't (thankfully!).

This is a stupid argument anyway -- whether the process was ruled unconstitutional six months ago or now, it doesn't matter. It would have been ruled unconstitutional then, or now. There was nothing the Democrats could do, because what they were trying to do was forbidden -- the Virginia Constitution demands a schedule for amendments that requires time for cooler heads to prevail, and the Democrats were trying to rush this process and ignore the built-in scheduling requirements.

So whether the Court ruled earlier or later -- the Democrats just were not permitted to rush the amendment.

And speaking of that rushed effort: the timing requirements were that a referendum be passed in one legislative period, and then an intervening general election be held, and then the vote be held after that general election. This is to make sure the public has the chance to vote out the rascals if they don't like the amendment they're trying to force through.

But the Democrats passed the referendum while voting was taking place for the next general election. In other words, there was no intervening election between the passing of the referendum in the assembly and the vote by the people, because the election was already happening when the assembly passed it.

And voting was already happening because Democrats created a clownlishly long campaign season instead of an election day.

Greg Price
@greg_price11
In the end, Virginia's ridiculously long early voting period is what sunk the Virginia referendum.
Amending the VA Constitution requires two votes in the General Assembly with an intervening election in between.
The first vote in the redistricting referendum was 40 days into early voting in 2025, when over 1.3M people had voted.
Hilariously, the key argument made by the lawyers in favor of the referendum was that only Election Day counts as the election.

The Smartest Kids in the Class (TM) -- just ask them, they'll tell you they're the Smartest Kids in the Class (TM) -- keep asking the same questions and people keep posting the same link to the same publicly-published court opinion.

And the Smartest Kids in the Class (TM) continue refusing to read a fairly straightforward opinion, not super-cluttered with legalese.

They don't read, because the Smartest Kids in the Class (TM) are above reading. They just know through Diverse Lived Experiences.

They're treating this opinion like it's The Hound of the Baskervilles or something. I mean, come on. It's not that hard.

Meanwhile, the violent communist and terrorist cheerleader that the Democrats all insist is a moderate mainstream voice calls for violence.

AGAIN.

hasanabi
@hasanthehun
the va supreme court denied the results of the redistricting referendum. scotus gutted the voting rights act and tennessee carved up the last dem district destroying black voter power in the state.
those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable

Overturn this decision? It’s a ruling from the state Supreme Court on a state constitutional matter, who are you going to appeal it to? God? https://t.co/689ZnCRyvO
— Matthew Klein (@MattKleinOnline) May 8, 2026

I am not joking when I say VA Supreme Court justices should get stepped up security from the Commonwealth. https://t.co/pzRhEcmomd
— Benjamin Domenech (@bdomenech) May 8, 2026

Related: You know Steve Cohen, the very African American Congressman from Tennessee's 9th District who shows you he's African American by eating KFC in Congress?

And yes this is real:

Well, the Republican who will probably replace him is... get this... a black woman.

And the left insists: It's racist anyway, I don't care if a black candidate replaces the white one.

Lydia Moynihan: It's a little ironic that the woman now who is likely going to win the 9th Congressional District in Tennessee is a black Republican instead of a white Democrat male. But that's racist?

Tezlyn Figaro: It actually is

It's now RACIST to elect a black Republican pic.twitter.com/2gEVkz870K
— Brianna Lyman (@briannalyman2) May 8, 2026

From runner:

Caroline Wren
@CarolineWren
MAXIMUM REDISTRICTING WARFARE UPDATE
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PENDING:
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It pains them to say it 🤣🔥

"Louisiana, Alabama, and South Carolina may soon pass their own last-minute maps. So here's where that… pic.twitter.com/nQLgRl4iLl
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 8, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 Psst. Inciting violence is a crime. When are they going to arrest this sh*tweasel for incitement?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2026 06:22 PM (2icm1)

2 Only Jan 6 grannies go to jail for "inciting" violence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 06:24 PM (Cqx++)

3 This is a good opportunity for me to reach across the isle.

Posted by: John McCain at May 08, 2026 06:24 PM (AOCh7)

4

A man can become a woman.

Make it make sense.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2026 06:25 PM (Cqx++)

5 Saw the briefer version of this earlier on X. Well done flambeing Saletan. Never could stand that prick's writing at Salon.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 06:28 PM (E4rtv)

6 3 This is a good opportunity for me to reach across the isle.
Posted by: John McCain at May 08, 2026 06:24 PM (AOCh7)

----

That fucker, dead as he is, is trying to do it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2026 06:28 PM (aZm/F)

7 Democrats are angry children.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2026 06:28 PM (YwEeS)

8 The tears... They are delicious....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 06:29 PM (Gdq1t)

9 Heh. Fried chicken. I thought he was doing a Trump TACO lane gay meme and really he was just doing a racist lame gay meme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

10 Yes, Virginia, There Is a Constitution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 06:30 PM (ndZc7)

11 Abigail is really not making any friends for herself.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 06:30 PM (9y9ek)

12 Do what Republicans do and ignore the ruling. What are they gonna do to enforce it?! Other red states have done exactly the same thing.

If the president gets to disobey the law and impose illegal laws, the rule of law doesn’t exist. It means the country’s broken af, but that’s the game now.

Appeal to the Supreme Court and let them show how strictly partisan they are. Hypocrisy goes hand in hand with Republican and Christian values in my personal experience

Democrats must stop playing by the rules. Because the Republicans aren’t. They turned it into a street fight, so the Democrats need to stop caring about the rules and follow the Republicans’ example.

We’re at a breaking point with blatant partisan courts. Virginia residents VOTED FOR THIS. Ignore the court order and go full steam ahead.

People have no faith in their president or Congress. Now they have no faith in the court system. Once they have no faith in the voting process, the system falls apart.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 06:30 PM (ycI94)

13 Boy good thing they didn't just spam Virginians with a million ads from Obama telling them it was righteous to gerrymander. Because that would make criticism of red state gerrymandering look hypocritical.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at May 08, 2026 06:30 PM (NlEaG)

14 TL;DR:

Political discourse with the Left is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 08, 2026 06:31 PM (uXjP8)

15 In other news, Utah trial court ruled cameras allowed in the courtroom for Fag Furry Lover who murdered Charlie Kirk.

Candace hardest hit. The refutation of the bullshit she has been peddling will leave her with bots and Muzzies abroad as her audience.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

16 The Dems in Virginia knew that they were not following the rules. They claimed that But Trump made it okay.

The Supreme Court which is not right wing at all said you probably should have at least paid lip service to the law.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at May 08, 2026 06:32 PM (NlEaG)

17 Gotta' be honest. I just like it when they cry. Modern Liberals. Old Boomers. Whatever. I just like watching them see their preconceived notions go up in smoke like a Cheech and Chong movie.

So all the Federal Workers living in NoVa have the sads because they couldn't run the State HOA ? That makes me glad. Piss off. End of story.

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 06:32 PM (cbDdE)

18 Getting rid of Clyburn would be a sweet gain. Especially since getting rid of Lindsey is gonna be tough.

We're working on it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 08, 2026 06:32 PM (w6EFb)

19 Appeal to the Supreme Court and let them show how strictly partisan they are.

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SCOTUS will decline to hear the case, like they did when the PA Supreme court redrew that state's election map, because it's a state issue.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 08, 2026 06:33 PM (FLx59)

20 That Cohen guy is seriously one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. County fair freak show ugly. Was he in an industrial accident?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 06:33 PM (l26NL)

21 >> Democrats must stop playing by the rules. Because the Republicans aren’t.

I have to laugh out loud at that. It's always been our side that tries to play nice. "Oh we can't do that, it would violate the norms" and crap like that. It's all part of how things always tend to ratchet to the left.

Our side is finally playing the hardball the left has always played.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 08, 2026 06:33 PM (w6EFb)

22 And in other news, UK turnout for local elections went from 28 percent in 2023 to 46+ percent in 2026. Reform and perhaps the Greens/Muzzies brought in new voters than the old stale Tory-Labour uniparty.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 06:34 PM (E4rtv)

23
“People have no faith in their president or Congress. Now they have no faith in the court system. Once they have no faith in the voting process, the system falls apart.”

You don’t say….

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 06:35 PM (hftzA)

24 Our side is finally playing the hardball the left has always played.

Well that's not statesmanlike at all ... Mike Pence

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 06:35 PM (cbDdE)

25 Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 06:35 PM (ndZc7)

26 Comey trial is set for July 15th in North Carolina.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 06:35 PM (E4rtv)

27 I sent the following email to the governor of Virginia earlier today.

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LOSER!!

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2026 06:36 PM (PVV5z)

28 We see laws as the rulebook - the boundaries on what we can do.

The Left only see it as an obstacle to be trampled on. Sometimes a tool to use against opposition.

We are not the same. We are the "high trust" in what remains of our high trust society. They are the decadence, dissipation, and entropy that leads us all to hell.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 08, 2026 06:36 PM (uXjP8)

29 >>10 Yes, Virginia, There Is a Constitution.

This is Threadwinner Material, right here.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 06:36 PM (9y9ek)

30 Comey trial is set for July 15th in North Carolina.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 06:35 PM (E4rtv)

Never happen, but it would be cool to see him sitting in a cage in the courtroom.

And Fauci.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

31
16 The Dems in Virginia knew that they were not following the rules. They claimed that But Trump made it okay.

The Supreme Court which is not right wing at all said you probably should have at least paid lip service to the law.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at May 08

They hung their hat on pretending it was “temporary”. They hung their other hat on courts usually not wanting to overturn the will of voters.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 06:38 PM (hftzA)

32 hasanabi

Your terms are accepted. Gird your loins, and buy no green bananas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 06:38 PM (u82oZ)

33 >>They're treating this opinion like it's The Hound of the Baskervilles or something.

That, right there, is some funny insider baseball.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 06:39 PM (9y9ek)

34 What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2026 06:39 PM (UlRld)

35 We are not the same. We are the "high trust" in what remains of our high trust society. They are the decadence, dissipation, and entropy that leads us all to hell.

Correct and well said. Now here's what you won't like to hear.

When its a fight to the death in the gutter ? "We have rules" isn't helpful.

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 06:39 PM (cbDdE)

36 Keep watching the skies!

https://tinyurl.com/4u2t6zcm

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 06:40 PM (l26NL)

37 And this,

"War Correspondent
@warDaniel47
·
13h
🚨 NEW: The Democrat attempt to BLOCK President Trump from a military operation in Cuba has been SMACKED DOWN by the US Senate, 51-47"

Democrats have once again been reminded the Commander-in-Chief is Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)

38 For God's sake, Ace, just buy the Cliffs Notes for Hound of the Baskervilles.

We aren't going to give you a pop quiz here or anything.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)

39 "They don't read, because the Smartest Kids in the Class (TM) are above reading. They just know through Diverse Lived Experiences."

They try to be obtuse and ignorant so as making an argument with them is impossible.

"I don't understand you, therefore I don't have to reply or agree."

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 08, 2026 06:41 PM (b8J4P)

40 My prediction is if they don't win a majority in the mid terms their violence will get ratcheted up

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

41 Anybody with the handle @hasanthehun is automatically a douche, no matter how much money he has to spend on Cartier and Gucci.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)

42 Nothing better happen in Memphis, CNN used the word "targeted"!

Posted by: Sarah Palin at May 08, 2026 06:42 PM (n5tGW)

43 Some Commissar Judge will stop President Trump in Cuba

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

44 "Violate their due process rights" says Hakeem? Really?

Because the whole point of the decision is that the Virginia state government violated the rights of Virginia citizens.

I'm beginning to think we need a Million MAGA March on the Mall (a la the Bonus Army) to put a little fear into our congresscritters about adhering to their oath to the Constitution.

Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2026 06:44 PM (P35BA)

45 I love the sound of Democrats melting down in the morning.

Posted by: Col Kilgore at May 08, 2026 06:44 PM (Q+gd/)

46 People have no faith in their president or Congress. Now they have no faith in the court system. Once they have no faith in the voting process, the system falls apart.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

You dont say

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 08, 2026 06:45 PM (b8J4P)

47 I keep going back to a simple point... one that everyone seems to be ignoring.

The US Constitution guarantees a REPUBLICAN form of State Governments... ie... one where they have a Constitution that is their highest State Law.

Can you VOTE to ignore your own Constitution, as both VA and CALIF did? and still be a Republic?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)

48
There's A far-right but not a far-left. Why is that, mommy?

Also the Mother's Day card section had 4 rows of LGBQT+ cards when I was shopping today. Where do babies come from again?

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 06:46 PM (Y8DZL)

49 I'm beginning to think we need a Million MAGA March on the Mall (a la the Bonus Army) to put a little fear into our congresscritters about adhering to their oath to the Constitution.
Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2026 06:44 PM (P35BA)

After J6 a lot would see it as an op and set up. Which was the entire reason they did it. Smash opposition and make them the villains. Turn it into the worst front to democracy ever. Then create a truth commission. Ruin the lives of every one you can find (who were nkt your plants) and justvsit back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

50 Piker.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 06:47 PM (HG5Au)

51 lso the Mother's Day card section had 4 rows of LGBQT+ cards when I was shopping today. Where do babies come from again?

Stumps. Buzzards shit on stumps. We grow out of the bacteria. I was informed of this, repeatedly, as a child.

Posted by: Clue Bat at May 08, 2026 06:47 PM (cbDdE)

52 Should be illegal, from Alpha News:
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Data from the Minnesota secretary of state shows that 18,898 people used “vouching” to either update their voter registration, or become registered to vote, in Minnesota in 2024. That information was obtained by America First Legal in a data request.

Under Minnesota state law, an individual seeking to become registered to vote on Election Day can confirm their residency simply by having a registered voter “vouch” for them. In short, the registered voter signs an oath confirming the unregistered person’s address.

State law allows a registered voter to “vouch” for up to eight people. However, staff at residential facilities are not bound by the eight-person vouching limit. The state’s voter vouching system was recently criticized by congressional Republicans.

Posted by: beckster at May 08, 2026 06:47 PM (kX27y)

53 I am not tired of winning yet

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)

54 What cosys $80 Million and doesn't do $#!t?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 06:48 PM (HG5Au)

55 GWB

Not another March on Washington.

I was part of the crowd in September 2009. One of a million. Did nothing.

Protest personally in their district is the move now. Pick the biggest asshat and make it personal. Rinse repeat.

Lining up and being ready on the firing line would be ... justice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

56 I am ready to accept nominations for sighs to hold to counter protest No Kings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

57 This should once again expose to you what the game is, to corrupt the courts. It’s why Democrats have installed true believers who largely know nothing about the law as their jurists. It’s why they are talking about packing SCOTUS. Without honest courts, everything is possible.

There is no way the Virginia court could have ruled in favor of Democrats and kept legitimacy. This wasn’t about one constitutional issue, there were several that created layers of issues.

There will be a time, place and court where they don’t care. This wasn’t it. Let’s see how long before that happens.

Corrupt courts and election fraud are our biggest enemies. And yet, Thune and frauds like Murkowski won’t pass the SAVE Act.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (AydIQ)

58 All Party's that aren't Republican are Unconstitutional.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (HG5Au)

59 It is important to always remember, and maybe even to note, that Hasan Piker's Grandparents were 1st Cousins.

He is the product of Inbreeding and should be rewarded with the attribution of 'Inbred'.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (9y9ek)

60 Keep watching the skies!

https://tinyurl.com/4u2t6zcm
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Ha!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (ndZc7)

61 Violate their due process rights" says Hakeem? Really?

Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2026 06

Hakeem’s porch light ain’t exactly guiding ships to shore, bless his bones. You can tell Nancy is directing less and less.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (hftzA)

62 Ignore the court order and go full steam ahead.

That's funny right there. These people understand nothing.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at May 08, 2026 06:50 PM (n5tGW)

63 He is the product of Inbreeding and should be rewarded with the attribution of 'Inbred'.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (9y9ek)

And he tortures his dog.

And he is still less popular than the Roach King.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

64 Laws? How do they work?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 06:51 PM (HG5Au)

65 >>> 20 That Cohen guy is seriously one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. County fair freak show ugly. Was he in an industrial accident?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 06:33 PM (l26NL)

He looks like someone whose crawl space needs to be checked by the cops.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2026 06:52 PM (WMyc4)

66 7 Democrats are angry children.
Don't forget violent, deranged, stupid, ignorant, indolent, and prone to criminality. And usually ugly.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2026 06:53 PM (XMwZJ)

67 Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 06:53 PM (gu0hJ)

68 It's racist to elect a republican, any republican, is their theory.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 06:54 PM (n5tGW)

69 Corrupt courts and election fraud are our biggest enemies. And yet, Thune and frauds like Murkowski won’t pass the SAVE Act.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (AydIQ)

And they are idiots for it.
If there was ever a time to, at least, pass a national ID requirement to vote it's right now, this year.

Scrap the rest of the SAVE Act, fine.
But if they were to pass an ID requirement, alone, it would destroy the Dems rigging in every blue state major city, and perhaps give the GOP a chance in some states while exposing the Dems for the cheats they are by opposing it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 06:54 PM (6ydKt)

70 I am sure that the conserving conservatives at the Bulwark will soon be spitting out rubbish about how the decision to follow a state constitution is not really conservative.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 08, 2026 06:55 PM (cI94r)

71 Corrupt courts and election fraud are our biggest enemies. And yet, Thune and frauds like Murkowski won’t pass the SAVE Act.
Posted by: Vengeance

Because they point to rulings like this and say a is well. Until it's too late

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 08, 2026 06:55 PM (b8J4P)

72 racist to elect a republican, any republican, is their theory.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 06:54 PM (n5tGW)

No....it is racist for Republicans to run for office. That is how you know they are racist.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 08, 2026 06:56 PM (cI94r)

73 I don't know how Cohen didn't get the racist label for the KFC-eating act that day.

The man represents Memphis and thought it'd be a hoot to eat a bucket of fried chicken to own Trump and the GOP.

I guess he got by without blowback because he's a Democrat, Jewish and didn't break out the watermelon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)

74 It's like Democrats completely forgot the 2020 election court fights. Or they are lying. I'm going with lying.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)

75 55 GWB

Not another March on Washington.

I was part of the crowd in September 2009. One of a million. Did nothing.

Protest personally in their district is the move now. Pick the biggest asshat and make it personal. Rinse repeat.

Lining up and being ready on the firing line would be ... justice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)
This.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2026 06:57 PM (LHPAg)

76 "Will Saletan
@saletan

Can someone explain why--if this was the court's basis for nullifying the redistricting measure--the court didn't rule this way when the challenge arose before the referendum?

It looks like the court waited to see which side would win, and then intervened."

Pro tip, the courts can't rule on something that hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 06:58 PM (0N4FZ)

77 Speaking of the beautiful and charming Louise Lucas, didja see her license plate?

https://tinyurl.com/4u7cavnd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 06:58 PM (ndZc7)

78 Gavin Newsome has a lot to answer for. He did this. He forced the dems to redistrict. Now you can take a bite of the shit sandwich Gavey.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 06:59 PM (IifOV)

79 These people are Dunning-Krueger incarnate.

Posted by: They're smaht and they want respect! at May 08, 2026 06:59 PM (TbWk/)

80 Also the Mother's Day card section had 4 rows of LGBQT+ cards when I was shopping today. Where do babies come from again?
Posted by: Auspex

Well, when a mommy and a mommy love each other very much and have access to a sperm bank...

Or when a daddy and a daddy love each other very much and have access to a) a woman who is willing to rent out her womb or b) a state adoption agency...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2026 07:00 PM (vJrRc)

81 78 Gavin Newsome has a lot to answer for. He did this. He forced the dems to redistrict. Now you can take a bite of the shit sandwich Gavey.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 06:59 PM (IifOV)

He wanted to get some attention for his presidential campaign and was going to show Texas that two can play that game.

How the tables have turned now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

82 78 Gavin Newsome has a lot to answer for. He did this. He forced the dems to redistrict. Now you can take a bite of the shit sandwich Gavey.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 06:59 PM (IifOV

It would be great if Pratt could win Mayor of LA... I imagine he would be a whole lot more cooperative with ICE... Heads would explode

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (Gdq1t)

83 cong cohen in 2012 also wrote on twitter that "r[ussia ] is not our foe!"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (CWTWj)

84 Prediction: if the Republicans hold the House and the Senate, you are going to see an explosion of urban guerrilla warfare in this country.

Think Baader–Meinhof Gang or the Red Brigades, but with much more popular support than those organizations had.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (aD4fx)

85 re: hounds…

i remember when we had a book club here

i pulled a george costanza and watched it instead

i couldn’t get through the beatnik book either

Posted by: cherries in season at May 08, 2026 07:02 PM (Xvk15)

86 You know Steve Cohen, the very African American Congressman from Tennessee's 9th District who shows you he's African American by eating KFC in Congress?

So a balding Jewish guy with faggot glasses pandering harder than Epstein's dick at a daycare is the standard-bearer for the wholly-black-owned hereditary district.

Posted by: Probably keeps Tabasco in his purse at May 08, 2026 07:02 PM (TbWk/)

87 Buck Sexton has a great interview (with Ann Coulter) about his new book "Manufacturing Delusion: How the Left Uses Brainwashing, Indoctrination, and Propaganda Against You".

https://tinyurl.com/yc467swy

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2026 07:02 PM (vbXSk)

88 So, we're going to get yet another Summer of Love just in time for the July festivities. Yay. These fuckwits clamoring for blood have no idea what they are asking for. The anger just isn't on the left side of the spectrum.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2026 07:03 PM (gcUgZ)

89 On the bright side, I wasn't expecting the SCVA to rule this way. I expected nothing, so this is nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2026 07:04 PM (gcUgZ)

90 It would be great if Pratt could win Mayor of LA... I imagine he would be a whole lot more cooperative with ICE... Heads would explode

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (Gdq1t)

Even better if Steve Hilton wins the governership, too.

The Dems would have a nervous breakdown followed by rioting and macro-looting for the cause.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

91 Sounds like the chief Democrat complaint is that they were permitted to get their hopes up.

Posted by: David at May 08, 2026 07:04 PM (+hFhi)

92 Think Baader–Meinhof Gang or the Red Brigades, but with much more popular support than those organizations had.

Kenneth Griffin alluded to this when Mandami painted a large target on his back by filming in front of Griffin's place in New York - Griffin noted that there had already been one political assassination of a prominent businessman near his place.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2026 07:04 PM (aD4fx)

93 Honestly shocked the VA Supreme Court had the courage to strike this thing down. I can think of so many times the courts found a way to just wave their hand and say "will of the people" and do whatever Democrats wanted.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2026 07:05 PM (hyjIQ)

94 And in breaking news, Virginia Democrats will now appeal the state Supreme Court decision (interpreting the state constitution) to the U S. Supreme Court. Which means we will once again be subject to another insane dissent from Justice Jackson.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 08, 2026 07:05 PM (cI94r)

95 89 On the bright side, I wasn't expecting the SCVA to rule this way. I expected nothing, so this is nice.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2026 07:04 PM (gcUgZ)

Me either... I thought they would drag it out till it was too late because of the vote... Which of course it already was....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 07:05 PM (Gdq1t)

96 Cartel Judge Bonerburger is back--this time siding with the child grooming and sterilization cartel.

Trannies over public safety.

'Cause Trump is a meanie who said mean things about trannies--and that's all the proof he needed to make sure more kids are mutilated and sterilized on the alter of Progressivism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 07:05 PM (MtSIY)

97 Think Baader–Meinhof Gang or the Red Brigades, but with much more popular support than those organizations had.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (aD4fx)

I agree.
It's going to be like the 1970s all over again if the Dems can't get some traction back by the end of the year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:06 PM (6ydKt)

98 The Dems would have a nervous breakdown followed by rioting and macro-looting for the cause.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

They had a two month voting season after election day just to try to manufacture a symbolic popular vote win.

These guys will not win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

99 So a balding Jewish guy with faggot glasses pandering harder than Epstein's dick at a daycare is the standard-bearer for the wholly-black-owned hereditary district.
Posted by: Probably keeps Tabasco in his purse

I saw earlier some black local politician ranted that Memphis should secede from Tenn. Can't imagine either Arkansas or Mississippi want anything to do with them. A new City State?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL)

100 84 Prediction: if the Republicans hold the House and the Senate, you are going to see an explosion of urban guerrilla warfare in this country.

Think Baader–Meinhof Gang or the Red Brigades, but with much more popular support than those organizations had.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (aD4fx)
Yep, and they have the complete media to support them.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2026 07:06 PM (LHPAg)

101 The ARC of History!

Clear your local area in local elections. Use networks of like-minded people, not party organizations. School boards are only one front.
City and County supervisors need strong conservatives. The T.E.A. party was a power of good, until infiltrated.

We had success in a liberal college town for years. The counterattack by the Left lasted two cycles, failing in the last election cycle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

102 And in breaking news, Virginia Democrats will now appeal the state Supreme Court decision (interpreting the state constitution) to the U S. Supreme Court. Which means we will once again be subject to another insane dissent from Justice Jackson.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

==

They won't grant cert to review it is my prediction.

It's basically a slam dunk case that it violated state laws in VA.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2026 07:07 PM (hyjIQ)

103 Ace, I am a little disappointed in your response to Saletan on X. And I think Victor Davis Hanson would be too.

Are you getting polite and measured in your old age, now that you are 29?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 07:08 PM (iERP6)

104 >>>I was part of the crowd in September 2009. One of a million.
~~~~~

Me too. Looked all over but couldn't find you.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 08, 2026 07:08 PM (3ImbR)

105 Supreme Court has been thete and done that, can't imagine they will touch it.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

106 It's a tax.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 07:09 PM (HG5Au)

107 Which means we will once again be subject to another insane dissent from Justice Jackson.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 08, 2026 07:05 PM (cI94r)

I don't see how the SCOTUS has any jurisdiction.
It's a state constitutional matter decided by the state supreme court.

I suppose they could review it, but I don't see how the VA Supremes have done anything wrong by ruling based on the law in their own constitution.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:09 PM (6ydKt)

108 I saw some write up here that the redistricting wars netted Republicans seats overall, which is a good thing.

But I do have reservations about gerrymandering, I just dont think its healthy to have these crazy maps where it's maybe 53% "blue" and yet not one Republican can win office.

I have no solution, but wish it could truly be a more independent process. But "independent" means Dems get to pick map, everytime.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2026 07:10 PM (hyjIQ)

109 >> On the bright side, I wasn't expecting the SCVA to rule this way. I expected nothing, so this is nice.

It was pretty unambiguous. Democrats ignored black letter law.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 07:10 PM (viF8m)

110 I linked this this morning but I think it’s hilarious so I'm linking again. Fake Jake Tapper has uncovered another Marco Rubio scandal. (It's a bad rap. Literally.)

https://tinyurl.com/39ffj7tx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

111 Think Baader–Meinhof Gang or the Red Brigades, but with much more popular support than those organizations had.

Actually, a closer analogy would be the late 19th Century, where you had a massive wave of assassinations, with the support of much of the intellectual and upper classes of Russia.

This culminated in assassinating the Czar in 1881.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2026 07:11 PM (aD4fx)

112 IrishEi ?!

I know. What a day! Turns out the Flint Hills T.E.A. Party was there in force. I did not meet them until I moved to Kansas 1.5 years later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

113 Well, they're already playing by the gerrymandering rules.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 07:11 PM (HG5Au)

114 You know I'm down for the shtruggle, bubbeleh! Let me get a bissel of hot sauce on this fleyshikh tsitsik. See, I might as well be a schwartze!

Posted by: Steve Cohen, panderclown at May 08, 2026 07:11 PM (TbWk/)

115 Pro tip, the courts can't rule on something that hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Sure they can. It's called prior restraint and happens when there's a threatened action that can't easily be undone or compensated for.

Posted by: Dark L at May 08, 2026 07:11 PM (W5mpo)

116 Million MAGA March on the Mall? Uh, no. The only thing I would attend is a riot and terrorizing of the left. If I'm risking going to jail which is exactly what would happen if MAGA marched in DC and gotta travel that f'ing far I'm getting my moneys worth and doing something that would warrant jail time not f'ing "parading".

Could you imagine how embarrassing? "Hey what did you go to jail for?"

"Parading".(facepalm)

Posted by: JROD at May 08, 2026 07:12 PM (IlL6s)

117 MS NOW was all upset about the death of democracy today. The weeping. The gnashing of teeth. The rending of garments. It was great.

Hey. I left the house again today with my friend. In line at Home Depot now. Costco soon. $1.50 hot dogs. Canadian dollars

It has been a good day. He's done. Later

Posted by: Stateless at May 08, 2026 07:12 PM (HJlPl)

118 Revolution is a mindfuck of 20 years of people thinking the world works like a game. All hat no cattle isn't just some useless concept.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2026 07:12 PM (z2aPa)

119 >>>103 Ace, I am a little disappointed in your response to Saletan on X. And I think Victor Davis Hanson would be too.

He's such a worm. He has nothing going for him except his false believe that he's some kind of intellectual, so I think my insult was sufficiently hurtful.

I guess I could have said that he sucks dick by the eight-pack like they're hot dogs but I don't want to taint hot dogs.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:13 PM (1wjle)

120 78 Gavin Newsome has a lot to answer for. He did this. He forced the dems to redistrict. Now you can take a bite of the shit sandwich Gavey.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 06:59 PM (IifOV)

He wanted to get some attention for his presidential campaign and was going to show Texas that two can play that game.

How the tables have turned now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

What a strategist he is.

It would be funny if the new map he has flips a bunch of the reps over because of his own and the Dems unpopularity.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:13 PM (8avO+)

121 I don't thing scotus would take it but I had the funny thought that they did and if somehow VA won, Alito could slow walk the decision until December.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 07:13 PM (n5tGW)

122 Imagine how screwed we would be if the Democrats weren't incompetent.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 08, 2026 07:13 PM (wGerL)

123 I do enjoy Chez Costco myself

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:14 PM (1wjle)

124 Which means we will once again be subject to another insane dissent from Justice Jackson.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

Justice Mr. T would be better than Justice Jackson. "Listen, fool . . ."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:14 PM (ndZc7)

125 altho I always wanted that chicken calzone type thing to be better than it actually is

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:14 PM (1wjle)

126 Revolution is a mindfuck of 20 years of people thinking the world works like a game. All hat no cattle isn't just some useless concept.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2026 07:12 PM (z2aPa)

Can't stand idiots hoping for Revolution. The one consolation about all of them is their type gets put up against the wall before they are done, win or lose.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:14 PM (8avO+)

127 I really try never to put on a Marxist Propaganda channel but wonder often if tears are falling

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)

128 any chance Utah will rehear the redistricting case given that the deciding vote was fucked into obedience by counsel for the Democrats?

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (1wjle)

129 The Dems would have a nervous breakdown followed by rioting and macro-looting for the cause.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

They had a two month voting season after election day just to try to manufacture a symbolic popular vote win.

These guys will not win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 07:06 PM

I do not want that to happen. Everyday you would pick up the newspaper and there would have been another bombing someplace in the country the night before. The body count wasn't high but if you lived in a big city you were fair game. Oh and the race riots on hot summer nights were a peach as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (0N4FZ)

130 Why would anyone choose a Chicken Calzone in the one region of the country where you can get a Chicken Parm Wedge?

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (9y9ek)

131 Hasan Piker is touted in the Leftist eco chambers of 'thot' leaders as the wave of the future.

I think his wave has petered out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

132 I have no solution, but wish it could truly be a more independent process. But "independent" means Dems get to pick map, everytime.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2026 07:10 PM (hyjIQ)

Either way, it was the right thing to do.
Several states, mine included, were being unconstituionally forced to carve out districts so that one minority group would have a majority and who, incidentally of course, always voted in a Democrat.

It was an illegal move by the DOJ that lased for three or four decades and it should've been abandoned years ago.

So this is not really gerrymandering for these specific states, but realignment to a lawful, fair, constitutional reality.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

133 >>Prediction: if the Republicans hold the House and the Senate, you are going to see an explosion of urban guerrilla warfare in this country.

Prediction based on experience: a lot of people will talk violence expecting someone else to do it. Where reasonable arguments end, the quest for progressive violence begins.

You will get a few lone wolf attacks. They will be dealt with harshly. You may even get riots in blue cities. Nobody will care. If they try to take violence into red states, they will find very quickly it is a dead end.

BTW a lot of the violence angle is being seeded and pushed by foreign actors including Russia and China. It has been part of their strategy for a long time. That why a lot of the threat actors will be standing with their dicks in their hand, alone right before they’re DRT.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:16 PM (04KGT)

134 The smarter Dem politicians understand precisely what is going on. They're just trying to get their smooth-brains spun-up to start an assassination campaign.

It will be interesting to watch them $s!t all over the 250th anniversary of the Independence Day. "We hate you, vote for us," is a bold strategy, but unlikely to sway the mushy middle.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 08, 2026 07:16 PM (ksbjf)

135 I guess I could have said that he sucks dick by the eight-pack like they're hot dogs but I don't want to taint hot dogs.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:13 PM (1wjle)

How about 'You suck dick as hard as Obama after watching Brokeback Mountain'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

136 I really try never to put on a Marxist Propaganda channel but wonder often if tears are falling
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)

There are several channels watching Piker daily and giving excerpts for entertainment...not even counting Asmongold.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)

137 Yep, Obama's skinny little homo fingers are all over this attempt by VA dems. Recall this was his/her MO throughout his/her tenure - ignore constitutionality and ram it thru with a majority. It'll be years before it gets up to final review if opponents even have the funds and strength to last that far. Then, it's simply too late - either as ace says it's too politically toxic to reverse or the damage has been done so reversal is a dead letter.

Posted by: Poison Pencil at May 08, 2026 07:17 PM (hyQrc)

138 I was trying to think of a movie loved by 'the gays' and realized the only one I could think of was Wizard of Oz. That doesn't seem like a dick sucking kind of movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

139 The Cultural Marxists Seminaries have tried to rile the young generation but somehow the radicals are still very minority

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

140 I know. What a day! Turns out the Flint Hills T.E.A. Party was there in force. I did not meet them until I moved to Kansas 1.5 years later.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
~~~~~

It really was a great day, and I met so many terrific people from all over the country.

Got a chance to chew out Jon Karl when I noticed he had picked on the only idiot who had a somewhat racist sign to interview. I called him out and went back and forth with him for a couple of minutes. Was shocked to find out that he actually aired a little bit of that.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 08, 2026 07:17 PM (3ImbR)

141 oh the chicken calzone thing is called a "chicken bake"

google AI:

The Costco Chicken Bake is a popular $3.99 food court item ($3.99 - $4.99, depending on location) consisting of pizza dough filled with marinated chicken breast, smoky bacon, mozzarella, provolone, parmesan cheese, and creamy Caesar dressing. They are baked until golden and known for being a very cheesy, high-calorie meal (~770–800 calories)

with those ingredients you'd think it would be aces but it's just kinda there

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:18 PM (1wjle)

142 trying to get their smooth-brains spun-up to start an assassination campaign.

Trump, three times. Kirk once.

I think the campaign has started already. Welcome to the party pal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

143 I wonder how many of these legal experts recall Referendum 187 in California back in 1994. It was overturned by the Courts after a 59% to 41% referendum win.

It restricted undocumented immigrants from the state’s public services, including access to public education and healthcare. In addition, the proposition directed teachers and healthcare professionals to report any individuals suspected of being undocumented to the Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) or the California Attorney General.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 07:18 PM (dIske)

144 Prediction based on experience: a lot of people will talk violence expecting someone else to do it. Where reasonable arguments end, the quest for progressive violence begins.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:16 PM (04KGT)

This generation of leftists don't do crap unless tax money pays them for it. Remember Gaza? Leftists don't.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

145 131 Hasan Piker is touted in the Leftist eco chambers of 'thot' leaders as the wave of the future.

.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

Only if they don't get sued into obscurity by Ethan Kline.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

146 Calzones are supposed to have about 3 cuts of pork.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 07:19 PM (HG5Au)

147 Memphis should secede from Tenn. Can't imagine either Arkansas or Mississippi want anything to do with them.

-
The problem terrorists have.

https://tinyurl.com/37p8sh9s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:19 PM (ndZc7)

148 Dear God. Who are you people.

Right now I am making a marinara sauce with some very nice organic Italian tomatoes. The macaroni is straight from Italy. Side of seeded Italian bread. Italian Chianti.

Simple. Even easier than ordering food and it’s good for you.

Stop eating crap.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:19 PM (04KGT)

149 131 Hasan Piker is touted in the Leftist eco chambers of 'thot' leaders as the wave of the future.

I think his wave has petered out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

His weird crashout(s) regarding Pragmata and shoe on head's comments on his Pragmata crashout should have, in any sane world, cost him the last of his audience. Shit, him shocking his dog for wandering out of frame should've gotten him #canceled. But sadly there are vicious, cruel and stupid people who will always flock to someone equally as vicious, cruel and stupid.

Posted by: But this is not a sane world at May 08, 2026 07:19 PM (TbWk/)

150 I was trying to think of a movie loved by 'the gays' and realized the only one I could think of was Wizard of Oz. That doesn't seem like a dick sucking kind of movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

Well traditionally it was all Judy Garland movies, and to a lesser extent showtunes movies.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:19 PM (8avO+)

151 We will always have Paris,
they will always have Rent

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

152 What if we had a letter writing campaign to require
two classes in public schools?

1) Why Communism Fails Every Time Attempted, with Vast Loss of Life.

2) Keys to American Exceptionalism, with Lessons for Prosperity for All.

Robert A Heinlein fans vet the teachers, or do it themselves.

Counter attacks can be maneuver warfare, not frontal assaults.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

153 with those ingredients you'd think it would be aces but it's just kinda there
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:18 PM (1wjle)

The caesar dressing would kill it for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

154 You know...I have never met a calzone that didn't make me wish that I had just stuck with the Pizza.

Made thousands of them over the years. But, it's got nothing on a good pizza or the aforementioned Chicken Parm Wedge.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (9y9ek)

155 Prediction based on experience: a lot of people will talk violence expecting someone else to do it.

-
Maybe a big bull dyke stampede.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (ndZc7)

156 His weird crashout(s) regarding Pragmata and shoe on head's comments on his Pragmata crashout should have, in any sane world, cost him the last of his audience. Shit, him shocking his dog for wandering out of frame should've gotten him #canceled. But sadly there are vicious, cruel and stupid people who will always flock to someone equally as vicious, cruel and stupid.
Posted by: But this is not a sane world at May 08, 2026 07:19 PM (TbWk/)

What is amusing is that his audience has started taunting him, even people claiming to have been paying him for many years. And it isn't playful ribbing and it flips him out on the regular.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (8avO+)

157 >>The caesar dressing would kill it for me.

Ditto

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (9y9ek)

158 OOOOOOOOKlahoma!!!

Trump visits the reflecting pool he cleaned up.

https://tinyurl.com/39wkhy8j

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (l26NL)

159 Hasan Piker is a pimple on the ass of Uranus.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (z2aPa)

160 All tomatoes are organic. How would you remove all the Carbon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (HG5Au)

161 >>> How the tables have turned now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

=====

I think you meant to say "How the turntables."

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 08, 2026 07:22 PM (CyFyf)

162 His weird crashout(s) regarding Pragmata and shoe on head's comments on his Pragmata crashout should have, in any sane world, cost him the last of his audience. Shit, him shocking his dog for wandering out of frame should've gotten him #canceled

Well, the guy who runs Twitch is apparently Dog-shocker's fan, so...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2026 07:22 PM (vJrRc)

163 >>>You know...I have never met a calzone that didn't make me wish that I had just stuck with the Pizza.

Try meatball and mushroom. (With ricotta and mozz, obvs.)

It's the only calzone I will deign to eat.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)

164 Right now I am making a marinara sauce with some very nice organic Italian tomatoes. The macaroni is straight from Italy. Side of seeded Italian bread. Italian Chianti.

I first read this as "marijuana sauce" and thought "oh Jesus I'm turning into JackStraw"

Posted by: Buncha damn potheads at May 08, 2026 07:22 PM (TbWk/)

165 Twitch's Clancy also seems to love E-girls longest time.

Of course scum will like other scum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 07:23 PM (2GVsD)

166 It's a great day when Dims melt down...which is often, but we honor each freak out with laughter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 07:23 PM (WONhk)

167 >>>I first read this as "marijuana sauce" and thought "oh Jesus I'm turning into JackStraw"

JackStraw does so much hop he often turns into other people like it's fucking Altered States

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 07:23 PM (1wjle)

168 >>Try meatball and mushroom. (With ricotta and mozz, obvs.)

Have had it. And I prefer it with some spinach, too. Meatballs are the best Calzone component, imo.

Still. Give me a Slice of Sicilian and I am happier.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2026 07:24 PM (9y9ek)

169 Organically grown, smartass. No pesticides or crap.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:24 PM (04KGT)

170 Hakeem’s porch light ain’t exactly guiding ships to shore, bless his bones. ...
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (hftzA)

That's a "Southern-ism" I've never heard before. LOL.

Imma definitely gonna steal it!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 08, 2026 07:24 PM (ksbjf)

171 What if we had a letter writing campaign to require
two classes in public schools?

1) Why Communism Fails Every Time Attempted, with Vast Loss of Life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

I think you mistake the audience if you think that the vast loss of life is a bug and not a feature. I used to discuss with leftists and you could get them talking about deathcamps in a matter of minutes, even without making them angry.

Their foolishness is thinking they will be the ones holding the guns and not the ones facing the gunfire.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:24 PM (8avO+)

172 Right now I am making a marinara sauce with some very nice organic Italian tomatoes. The macaroni is straight from Italy. Side of seeded Italian bread. Italian Chianti.
Simple. Even easier than ordering food and it’s good for you.

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My daughter mentioned to me that she has never learned to cook but would like to so I ordered her a Deplorable Cookbook. Should be here tomorrow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)

173 Dems are right, based on the precedent of...um...Hur-De-Durrrrr...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

174 Hakeem’s porch light ain’t exactly guiding ships to shore, bless his bones. ...
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 06:49 PM (hftzA)

That's a "Southern-ism" I've never heard before. LOL.

Imma definitely gonna steal it!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 08, 2026 07:24 PM (ksbjf)

I don't think anyone's porch light does that...it would certainly be a problem with ships aground and sunk in your front yard.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)

175 26 Comey trial is set for July 15th in North Carolina.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 06:35 PM (E4rtv)

That is shockingly quick.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at May 08, 2026 07:25 PM (P+ul4)

176 All tomatoes are organic. How would you remove all the Carbon?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 07:21 PM (HG5Au)
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Polyetheramine?

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 08, 2026 07:25 PM (3ImbR)

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