Reform Gains Over 1,300 Seats as Labour Loses Nearly 1,200

And there's still damage to come -- just 117 of the 136 councils have reported so far.

These are council (local) elections, not the general elections for Parliament (the national legislature), which do not have to be scheduled before 2029.

But council members do have power locally -- and these elections are a mighty harbinger of what will come.

The Greens gained 296 seats so far, almost all at Labour's expense.

(Numbers updated at 2:53 pm.)

Labour had controlled Wales for 27 years. Not only did they lose control -- Plaid Cymru won 42 seats, with Reform stomping in for 39 in second -- but even the Labour First Minister for Wales lost her seat in the vote.

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🚨 BREAKING: Welsh Labour First Minister Eluned Morgan has lost her seat in the Senedd
It's the first time in British history that a sitting head of Government has lost re-election to the house they led

The SNP kept control in Scotland, with Reform gaining zero seats, because Scotland is a mess and not worth thinking about. Their Muslim First Minister Hamzi Yusef hates the actual Scottish people and gives fiery speeches denouncing the Scots.

Keir Starmer, noted for his outreach to gay Ukrainian male model prostitutes -- just offering them a bad for the night, that kind of charity -- says that he's not stepping aside... sort of. What he actually said was that he would not walk away and "leave the party in disorder," which means, I'm pretty sure, that as soon as the party agrees on a successor, he will step down. He just doesn't want a big fight for control.

Astute post from Maxi@AllForProgress on X. Applies to the US too.
"There are the usual notes on procedure. People like my parents, Britain's ultimate swing voter category, were buried with doorknockers, and their earnest heartfelt pleas, in the final few weeks of campaigning. An avalanche of appeals after five years of having not a single party representative knocking on their doors, inquiring after them, or following up on their concerns.
There is still no party on the slate that understands that such elections as these are won between campaigns, through diligent attention to voters and relentless follow-up, not with three weeks to go. This, to my mind, is the single greatest predictor of governmental success, and it's a test that none of the current bottle are passing.
Whatever; the cumulative picture is the one we've watched forming for some time. Britain is shopping, rotating through every available political product, trying them on for size, and finding them generally wanting.
The political market is wide open. The next general election will reward whoever spends the intervening period building something vast, intense, and serious. . ."
Posted by: whig

While the cowardly chattering classes acknowledge the catastrophe, they refuse to address the reasons for it. They resort to gauzy evasions like "The public just wanted a change."

A change from what, exactly?

Or "the public has lost faith in the traditional major parties."

But why has the public lost faith, exactly?

Or they'll claim that Keir Starmer just isn't charismatic. Yes, correct, he's a gray dullard who looks like he'd lose a naked wrestling match to Anderson Cooper*, but... couldn't there be other, more tangible reasons the public has made the longtime former Two Major Establishment Parties of the UK minor parties?

What reasons might explain that, do you think?

Say -- what was Reform's One Single Endlessly Repeated Campaign Promise, anyway? Maybe that could provide a clue to this Mystery.

Even as the establishment faces a reckoning a long time coming, they still pretend away the reason for that reckoning.

That moment was a genuine turning point for me.

When ordinary British citizens were immediately framed as “far right” in the aftermath of the 3 young girls from Southport being murdered, I realised something had gone badly wrong in this country.

It was the moment I started… https://t.co/DuWPMwYtN5 pic.twitter.com/ttTqBXH0ky
— Ben Graham (@BenGrahamUK) May 8, 2026

A 14yr old invader has avoided jail after being convicted of raping a schoolgirl just three months after arriving in Britain on a small boat.

The teenager, who arrived as an unaccompanied minor last June and was placed in foster care, was found guilty in January of rape and two… pic.twitter.com/caa3efdHIA
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) April 25, 2026

Australia: We can't deport this rapist because he's "too mentally retarded" to deport and he would lose access to Australian welfare services and he needs those!

Australian authorities were totally fine with opening the borders to "refugees" like this. But now, after he commits horrific crimes, he is too retarded to be deported. pic.twitter.com/44SvLyGY2j
— Tim Murdock (@eurorabbit) May 5, 2026

An African refugee who sexually abused his niece, 9, has been allowed to stay in Australia after a tribunal found he would lose access to disability support if deported.

He has been on the NDIS since 2020 as his IQ is in the lowest percentile.https://t.co/X8wu8BQ3os
— The Noticer (@NoticerNews) May 4, 2026

* On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:53 PM

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Posted by: GF at May 08, 2026 02:53 PM (iVUs+)

2 DOES THE BLADE SNAG ANOTHER FIRST?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

3 st

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 02:53 PM (dK+Kv)

4 I sure hope the West is waking up.

I remember when I thought the West was waking up with Brexit in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:54 PM (c3FgC)

5 >>>️Unarmed Iranian civilians being gunned down with IRGC direct fire in the streets.

Passed time to airdrop crates of AKs and ammo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

6 no one hardest his, except the guy who looks like olbermann

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2026 02:54 PM (CWTWj)

7 Plaid Cymru won 42 seats

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If I remember correctly, this is a Welsh independence party.

So that they can split off and fuck goats without London looking down on them, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:55 PM (c3FgC)

8 DOES THE BLADE SNAG ANOTHER FIRST?
>>>>>Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

No, and the blade is getting fucking irritating with this shit.

Posted by: Same Old at May 08, 2026 02:56 PM (lTr5A)

9 But why has the public lost faith, exactly?

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Bad messaging.

And misinformation.

The only solution is to arrest more pensioners for bad thoughts on Facebook.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:56 PM (c3FgC)

10 Now well over 1300 seat gain for REF, LAB down almost 1200, CON down close to 500. Greens only pick up 285 so far with just nineteen councils left, they will underperform due to a bad vote distribution despite being second in the overall national vote haul.

REF wins have tracked with the Brexit 2016 vote, hence their massive swings and hauls in the Old Labour hinterlands up north while doing so-so down south outside of decimating the Tories in their rural strongholds. LAB is done up north, and Andy Burnham had better find a safe seat in London to run in if he wants to be PM for a while, because running in any seat from Liverpool over to Manchester, Birmingham, and all the way over to the erstwhile Labour stronghold of Sunderland is a dicey proposition at best.

Posted by: GF at May 08, 2026 02:56 PM (iVUs+)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

12 I have lum'd NOOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

13 12th!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 02:57 PM (WONhk)

14 I didn't know that the UK had to have elections anytime soon. Was Labor cocky or worried about future events to have the elections now? Or was I wrong about them hitting the limit of having to have elections.

In some ways these systems where election season isn't a year long affair seem tempting; but overall I think I like knowing when the next chance to boot out a traitor will be.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (PV+Zw)

15 This is actually even more interesting and infuriating:

The Noticer
@NoticerNews
The tribunal restored his visa under immigration minister Tony Burke's Direction 110, which this year alone has been used to prevent the deportations of a a Chinese wife-killer, an Ethiopian rapist, an obese homosexual Indian paedophile, an Iranian drug smuggler, a killer Sri Lankan driver, and a Sudanese refugee who was jailed over the fatal stabbing of an Australian teenager.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

16 What was Reforms endlessly repeated campaign promise? I hadn't been following. I know a little more about the "Restore " party than about "Reform". Although I know Rupert Lowe pulled out of the Reform Party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (Yl2Ob)

17 Lots of talk of the death of a 2 party system or the death of the center left coalition. Labor and conservatives combined still have more seats than reform.

A bit premature to be making these pronouncements.

Posted by: Heroq at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (JRUvI)

18 14 I didn't know that the UK had to have elections anytime soon. Was Labor cocky or worried about future events to have the elections now? Or was I wrong about them hitting the limit of having to have elections.

In some ways these systems where election season isn't a year long affair seem tempting; but overall I think I like knowing when the next chance to boot out a traitor will be.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (PV+Zw)

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These are regularly scheduled local (council) elections.

This does not affect the makeup of Parliament, but it does show the relative strength of the different parties.

Council elections tend to have predictive power because England has relatively few elections and turnout for Council elections are on par with turnout for general elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:59 PM (c3FgC)

19 Ha ha

Posted by: Lord Nelson at May 08, 2026 02:59 PM (udZ7r)

20 "Australian authorities were totally fine with opening the borders to "refugees" like this. But now, after he commits horrific crimes, he is too retarded to be deported."

WHY did you let a retarded rapist IN? No one forced you to take this guy.

Can't deport him? Fine. Hang him. One or the other. It's what we used to do to such people.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 02:59 PM (954tc)

21 >>16 What was Reforms endlessly repeated campaign promise? I hadn't been following. I know a little more about the "Restore " party than about "Reform". Although I know Rupert Lowe pulled out of the Reform Party.

yes, Restore seems stronger on the issue, but Reform said again and again they would stop the boats and stop out of control immigration.

But they have backed away from promising mass deportations, which is what Restore wants. Reform look like RINOs next to Restore.

The establishment won't even admit the promise that gave Reform the win.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)

22 Wales! Buy a damn vowel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:00 PM (g6DiO)

23 I didn't know that the UK had to have elections anytime soon.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (PV+Zw)

These are different elections than the ones coming up in August 2029.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 03:01 PM (iERP6)

24 Ha ha

Posted by: Admiral Nelson at May 08, 2026 03:01 PM (udZ7r)

25 >>.18 14 I didn't know that the UK had to have elections anytime soon. Was Labor cocky or worried about future events to have the elections now? Or was I wrong about them hitting the limit of having to have elections.

these are council (local) elections, not the general elections for Parliament, which do not have to be scheduled before 2029.

I will add that in the post.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:01 PM (1wjle)

26 21 yes, Restore seems stronger on the issue, but Reform said again and again they would stop the boats and stop out of control immigration.

But they have backed away from promising mass deportations, which is what Restore wants. Reform look like RINOs next to Restore.

The establishment won't even admit the promise that gave Reform the win.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)

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Restore's purpose is to pull Reform to the right on immigration, it seems.

Still a long way until the general (minus a real Labour revolt against Starmer instead of the pussy, feminine backbiting without doing anything that's been going on for 2 years), and I don't think Restore put up much of a slate for the council elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:01 PM (c3FgC)

27 I hope the Reform Party does a better job of keeping its promises than the fucking GOP, or else Britain really is lost.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2026 03:01 PM (wtvvX)

28 Thanks TJM.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 08, 2026 03:01 PM (PV+Zw)

29 Ha ha

Posted by: Viscount Nelson at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (udZ7r)

30 Stamer is feckless and stupid. But at least he is a moralizing nutcase. Sure, he's uninspiring, but at least he's a poor judge of character and is a complete idiot on important issues. And sure, some might say he's completely fucked up everything he touches, but at least he hasn't touched everything...yet.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (954tc)

31 "Raped by Retards" wasn't a very good song when it came out in 1987.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (MtSIY)

32 Can't deport him? Fine. Hang him. One or the other. It's what we used to do to such people.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 02:59 PM (954tc)

60 generations of idiots is enough!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (iERP6)

33 yes, Restore seems stronger on the issue, but Reform said again and again they would stop the boats and stop out of control immigration.

But they have backed away from promising mass deportations, which is what Restore wants. Reform look like RINOs next to Restore.

The establishment won't even admit the promise that gave Reform the win.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)

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Restore's purpose is to pull Reform to the right on immigration, it seems.

Still a long way until the general (minus a real Labour revolt against Starmer instead of the pussy, feminine backbiting without doing anything that's been going on for 2 years), and I don't think Restore put up much of a slate for the council elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:01 PM (c3FgC)
_________

Reform
Restore
Refuck

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

34 Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (Yl2Ob)

35 "Jose Ignacio Bonilla Garcia, 32, a Honduran national, was indicted for Rape in the First Degree and Assault"

He was beating men unconscious and dragging them behind a dumpster so he could rape them in the ass. Doubtless a job most Americans wouldn't do.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (L08sN)

36 33 Reform
Restore
Refuck

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

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"It could work..."
-Brazzers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (c3FgC)

37 "Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

The "blade" needs to quit consuming his own propaganda.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (zBgIx)

38 >>>31 "Raped by Retards" wasn't a very good song when it came out in 1987.

That was The Fixx, wasn't it?

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)

39 Restore will cure the mummy rot.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (g6DiO)

40 maybe...

someday...

raped... by... retards...

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)

41 I give you-
The Gerrymander Stomp Song

https://tinyurl.com/47tp6k4n

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (NpAcC)

42 37 "Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

The "blade" needs to quit consuming his own propaganda.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (zBgIx)

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The Blade has a shtick. It's a stupid shtick, but it harms no one.

I have my own stupid shticks, and I bemoan no one their own stupid shticks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (c3FgC)

43 After Greta's flotilla cleans up the oil in Persia, she should protect the UK from the small boat invaders. I read she had a boyfriend so there's sex involved now, which is about as hideous to think about as Ace's nekkid wrestling of Starmer and Anderson Cooper.

I have found it hard to believe, for over a decade, why the Brit men, on their own, don't pretend to be fishermen and shoot darts into the rafts and let the vermin drown. You know they can't swim as I see them with their life vests.

If they float then run over them with your speed boat.

This shows how heartless I am towards the invasion that has screwed up any future travel plans I had to the UK or Europe. It's all about me and my needs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (WONhk)

44 Australia is a lost cause, even more so than Europe. I think they eunuched all of their men during covid. Mick Dundee has a sad.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (abIsI)

45 "Australian authorities were totally fine with opening the borders to "refugees" like this. But now, after he commits horrific crimes, he is too retarded to be deported."

Aborting babies tested to be retarded: A-F*CKING OK

Deporting horrific criminals murdering and raping: TOO RETARDED TO REMOVE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Asked from ignorance:

1. Given the parliamentary system, is Reform likely to be in the saddle based on this showing?

2. Is Reform more likely to live up to its word than the Tories (who certainly did not)?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (oIVsY)

47 DOES THE BLADE SNAG ANOTHER FIRST?
>>>>>Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

No, and the blade is getting fucking irritating with this shit.
Posted by: Same Old at May 08, 2026 02:56 PM (lTr5A)

Only 50 more "Firsts!" and the Internet will send him a "1 Million Firsts!" plaque to hang on the wall of his mom's basement.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (80m++)

48

They went to Plaid!

Posted by: Dark Helmet at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Cqx++)

49 46 Asked from ignorance:

1. Given the parliamentary system, is Reform likely to be in the saddle based on this showing?

2. Is Reform more likely to live up to its word than the Tories (who certainly did not)?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (oIVsY)

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This has nothing to do but predictive power for the next Parliamentary elections.

It just hits home to Labour that they'd better not call a snap election or they will lose all their power in Parliament.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (c3FgC)

50 2 No and your schtick, such as it is, is tiring.

Also, LOLGF UK. You let them in and now reap the whirlwind. The people really ought to be burning down the country over this crap.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Q0yOR)

51 Not familiar with how UK politics works, but a new swing of 2500 seats is armageddon type numbers.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (IifOV)

52 44 Australia is a lost cause, even more so than Europe. I think they eunuched all of their men during covid. Mick Dundee has a sad.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (abIsI)

The gutless wonders do surprise me in Aussie land.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (WONhk)

53 Regarding the African 'tard rapist. Let the family deal with it. Surely they have a knife or two.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (utfVc)

54 The Blade has a shtick. It's a stupid shtick, but it harms no one.

I have my own stupid shticks, and I bemoan no one their own stupid shticks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (c3FgC)

Besides... It's fun to tease him when he misses first...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Gdq1t)

55 Raped by Retards
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But isn't this really the origin story of the Royal Family

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (udZ7r)

56 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (c3FgC)

Obviously, you just don't get it!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (zBgIx)

57 In other interesting news. So many people have wondered why Utah of all places is getting a Democrat seat this fall from their current 4-0 Republican majority. The answer is the judges. The utah legislature has been kicking and screaming trying to prevent this, but the courts literally redistricted Utah using a map drawn up by a Democrat NGO out of Virginia. I'm not aware of any other state in the union that has had their maps drawn up, literally, by a NGO from a totally different state. Even the Voters Rights act had DC government agencies....

In any event, it was upheld by the Utah Supreme Court. Now the judge who wrote the decision is resigning, effective immediately. Why? To "spend time with her family" after the state started investigating her affair with the Democrat lead attorney in the redistricting case. I wish I was making this up. I'm not sorry to see her go; I argued multiple times in front of her and was never all that impressed, though she isn't an idiot like Jackson Brown.

So yes, Utah has a gerrymandered to the hilt Democrat seat, courtesy 100% of lawfare from Democrats. That won't last. I'm not sure Democrats will even win the election this fall.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Ta9Ae)

58 56 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (c3FgC)

Obviously, you just don't get it!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (zBgIx)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (c3FgC)

59 The problem (for Labour) is, no one looks like a ready-made successor to Starmer.

The potential replacements, like Rayner and Burnham, have major problems of their own, and the party is hemorraging support to Reform on the one side and the Greens (and Muslim independents) on the other.

Starmer may continue as PM for a while, not just because of his own addiction to power (though that is a major factor) but because the party has no obvious alternative.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of Commies.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 03:06 PM (NxtrT)

60
That was The Fixx, wasn't it?
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)

Heh. The rejected title for the album later known as "Reach the Beach."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Plaid Cymru won 42 seats
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If I remember correctly, this is a Welsh independence party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Their party names rock.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2026 03:06 PM (XvL8K)

62 If you are too low IQ for deportation, fire up the suicide pods from Canada! It could be a good export for them to Australia.

But, no, we must be humane for rapists that are dumb mutants. Let's give them 3 hots and a cot for decades. SPIT

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 03:07 PM (WONhk)

63 Wow. The sad grumpy trolls really get hot and bothered over the "first" gimmick. I never seen some of these names before. Weak.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

64 Wow, they won't even show a picture of the niece rapist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 03:07 PM (n5tGW)

65 Only 50 more "Firsts!" and the Internet will send him a "1 Million Firsts!" plaque to hang on the wall of his mom's basement.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (80m++)

It is an honor only bestowed upon the few, the proud, of which he's not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Plaid Cymru won 42 seats
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If I remember correctly, this is a Welsh independence party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___________

Their party names rock.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2026 03:06 PM (XvL8K)
_______

Wait -- we like "Star Wars names" now?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

67 I. AM so behind for the day, got to go read what happened

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)

68 >>>Or they'll claim that Keir Starmer just isn't charismatic. Yes, correct, he's a gray dullard who looks like he'd lose a naked wrestling match to Anderson Cooper, but...

>A tag team would be tremendous; Toss in Jake Tapper and some baby oil and let the tears flow.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (D1E+2)

69 You failed the IQ test. Congratulations you are Canadian now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (g6DiO)

70 This has nothing to do but predictive power for the next Parliamentary elections.

It just hits home to Labour that they'd better not call a snap election or they will lose all their power in Parliament.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (c3FgC)

So is this the equivalent of state/local elections here?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (oIVsY)

71 No, and the blade is getting fucking irritating with this shit.

Posted by: Same Old at May 08, 2026 02:56 PM (lTr5A)

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

72 During my recent deep dive into the pRon world, for science mind you, I have noticed Australia has an inordinate number of lesbian videos produced.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (abIsI)

73 The Blade has a shtick. It's a stupid shtick, but it harms no one.

I have my own stupid shticks, and I bemoan no one their own stupid shticks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:03 PM (c3FgC)

Too bad it wasn't an original schtick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

74 70
So is this the equivalent of state/local elections here?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (oIVsY)

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It's probably the closest analogue we have, yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (c3FgC)

75 I didn't know that the UK had to have elections anytime soon. Was Labor cocky or worried about future events to have the elections now? Or was I wrong about them hitting the limit of having to have elections.

In some ways these systems where election season isn't a year long affair seem tempting; but overall I think I like knowing when the next chance to boot out a traitor will be.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (PV+Zw)

These are local council elections, not the one for Parliament.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (utfVc)

76 is the parliamentary system f***ed up or what

they have a PM whom everybody agrees is terrible, yet they can't get rid of him in the short run

a real King would be able to fire this asshole

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (ZxPkt)

77 reform now up 1,350, labour down over 1,200

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (1wjle)

78 73 Too bad it wasn't an original schtick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

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Yes, that's too bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (c3FgC)

79 Nigel needs to go.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (4NO2D)

80 Without deportation reform will also fail. Britain has had enough. 100% fed up.

Deport each and every refuge...now. Don't care about the cost, don't care about the humanity, deport today, deport tomorrow, deport for the forceable future. All of them. Every last one that isn't a native-born citizen.

Look, 20 years ago there could be some reasonable accommodations. Exceptions. But they abused every exception, ignored every chance at compromise.

Stop the boats? Easy - pick them up, drive them to fucking Heathrow airport, and stick them on the next plane to wherever they came from. If they burn their documents, stick them in detention until they tell you where they are from. The boats will stop tomorrow - you just changed the risk/reward.

Overall, just stop fucking about.

Look at Trump - he's deported 500,000, and another 2.5 million left voluntarily. Britian could send a couple hundred thousand home, and a couple of million would just leave on their own.

And look, who should you send home? Easy - start with every single immigrant on any sort of public assistance.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (954tc)

81 1. Given the parliamentary system, is Reform likely to be in the saddle based on this showing?

2. Is Reform more likely to live up to its word than the Tories (who certainly did not)?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2026 03:04 PM (oIVsY)

If the polls are right (I said *if*, TJM), Reform would have a plurality but not a majority in Parliament if the election occurred today, making a coalition with the Tories necessary.

As for the second part, my answer would be yes; but that's such a low bar to clear it doesn't mean much in reality.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (NxtrT)

82 Or they'll claim that Keir Starmer just isn't charismatic. Yes, correct, he's a gray dullard who looks like he'd lose a naked wrestling match to Anderson Cooper, but..
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Uncharismatic and a fop. Very cruel.

Posted by: Hasan the Piker at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (2icm1)

83 Say -- what was Reform's One Single Endlessly Repeated Campaign Promise, anyway?

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Stop Murdering and Raping Whitey?

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (lR5Ug)

84 78 73 Too bad it wasn't an original schtick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

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Yes, that's too bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (c3FgC)

I never got the "first" thing...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (Gdq1t)

85 Some of Labour went to Green.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (g6DiO)

86 76 is the parliamentary system f***ed up or what

they have a PM whom everybody agrees is terrible, yet they can't get rid of him in the short run

a real King would be able to fire this asshole

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (ZxPkt)

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Labour has a super majority after winning roughly 33% of the vote.

For democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (c3FgC)

87
Threat or Menace

Shit or Garbage

Shtick or Gimmick

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (udZ7r)

88 We need new tropes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)

89 85 Some of Labour went to Green.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (g6DiO)

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Green is like Labour but more in love with Muslims.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (c3FgC)

90 What you need is a sorting hat, where the hat would shout out the name of the refuge you are sending home.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (954tc)

91 /hasan knows cruelty I only wish I did

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (2icm1)

92 Australia needs to import more retards. To get their average IQ Down Under.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (TezPK)

93 Too bad it wasn't an original schtick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

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Yes, that's too bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:09 PM (c3FgC)
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The Blade did add the rock lyrics gimmick to the existing gimmick, so there's that ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

94 >>>>90 What you need is a sorting hat, where the hat would shout out the name of the refuge you are sending home.

This, exactly

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (1wjle)

95 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (RMawP)

96 "Too bad it wasn't an original schtick."

Slapweasel sold him the rights to that schtick! Or so the rumors go.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (zBgIx)

97
I never got the "first" thing...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (Gdq1t)

I do it as a holdover jab at the old LGF days.........He of post without a seat fame HATED it so much, he programmed his blog to automatically ban anyone that attempted to post "first" in the first several posts.

It's become my 'thing' and everyone knows it.

I was even requested to yell it at the first TxMoMe I attended.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

98 93
The Blade did add the rock lyrics gimmick to the existing gimmick, so there's that ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

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The Blade is the Vanilla Ice of Sponges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (c3FgC)

99 Meet the new trope

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (udZ7r)

100 TOO RETARDED TO REMOVE
Posted by: Sponge

I'll take "why did Joe Biden remain in office" for 500, Alex

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (Vxu1m)

101
The Blade did add the rock lyrics gimmick to the existing gimmick, so there's that ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

I've always said, if you're gonna remake a song, make it your own.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

102 The Conservative Party (anyone remember them?) got their asses kicked. Bad.
They're Britain's Republican Party. They don't do what they say they're gonna do, don't do what their voters want.
The Republican party here should take heed.

Posted by: Evil Incarnate at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (fPL4c)

103 It's actually been a pretty nice day.

Good news stories....well not apocalyptic news stories, my friends just delivered homemade German cake - Hans German Cake - not Mohammad German Cake.

I may go grab some fast food for a change and watch 'Hellraiser' movies the rest of the night and work on my stuff tomorrow.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (Sco7b)

104 It's because of their poofty predilection for Marmite, don'cha know?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2026 03:13 PM (0sNs1)

105 We need a real Conservative Party.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:13 PM (g6DiO)

106 Cake Girl > Hans German Cake

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

107 tarmer may continue as PM for a while, not just because of his own addiction to power (though that is a major factor) but because the party has no obvious alternative.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of Commies.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 03:06 PM (NxtrT)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Joe Biden in 2022 at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (80m++)

108 African refugee who sexually abused niece, 9, spared deportation due to low IQ

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Somalis throughout the land breath a sign of relief and celebrate!

Sisters, Nieces, and Cousins For All ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (lR5Ug)

109 Brits have been voting for "end immigration" for a while and haven't gotten it.

Of course the same is true here too

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

110
The Blade is the Vanilla Ice of Sponges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (c3FgC)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

111 8 No, and the blade is getting fucking irritating with this shit.
Posted by: Same Old at May 08, 2026 02:56 PM (lTr5A)

Shots Fired!

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (iXqHn)

112 It's best to know why you're doing something. Like, really why. Not why you think you're doing it but why you're actually doing it.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (udZ7r)

113
Why is being deported an alternative to serving a felony sentence? Commit rape or murder, and just get kicked out?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (VWtfl)

114 From Brendan O'Neill in Spike. Sounds much like how Trump got elected:
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We are living through a fake revolt and a real revolt. The fake one is the rallying of student towns, leafy suburbs and digital radicals around the Green Party. Some of these Zack Polanski enthusiasts might have multi-coloured hair and pose for selfies at Marx’s grave in Highgate, but don’t be fooled: they are lining up behind the entirely reactionary cause of identity politics, no more growth, dicks in women’s bathrooms and Islamist grievance. The true revolt is coming from the working classes, who want Britain’s borders repaired, our history respected and democracy to have meaning.

Pick your side: the matcha Marxism of a keffyeh-smothered activist class that doesn’t know what a woman is, or the patient but unflinching plea for a restoration of normalcy being made by the men and women of the Red Wall.

Posted by: beckster at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (kX27y)

115 Retardation shouldn't be a license to kill.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (g6DiO)

116 Gee, its almost as if the "elite" of certain countries want the middle class to revolt against them burn it all down.

Posted by: beware the smol at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (anL5R)

117 Restore is new so that would take a long time. But I understand they won 10 out of 10 seats.

Problem I see is that Reform won't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (n5tGW)

118 So yes, Utah has a gerrymandered to the hilt Democrat seat, courtesy 100% of lawfare from Democrats. That won't last. I'm not sure Democrats will even win the election this fall.
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Ta9Ae)

The Utah thing was truly sickening. Absolutely no reason for the judge to step in, zero cause. Then they specifical created a district that a democrat might win.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (954tc)

119 Farange is a "my turn" type of pol. Not one single change will happen under his "leadership" If that ever happens.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (zBgIx)

120 I never got the "first" thing...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 03:10 PM (Gdq1t)

You're in good company.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (utfVc)

121 109 Brits have been voting for "end immigration" for a while and haven't gotten it.

Of course the same is true here too

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

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We're getting it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (c3FgC)

122 American Thinker article today theorized England will be Muslim dominant by 2060

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

123 The Blade is the Vanilla Ice of Sponges.

Who is the Milli Vanilli of Ace and Garrett then?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

124 * On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?

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"We refer to it in the bathhouses mostly as leap-frogging."

/Barry Soetoro

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:16 PM (lR5Ug)

125 I'm no troll but thanks. Also, it's been a great news week so far. It's Friday so that should be good for a news dump later on from the left to try and "expose" more lies about Trump or "the right wing" per usual.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:16 PM (Q0yOR)

126 American Thinker article today theorized England will be Muslim dominant by 2060
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

There's no way it takes that long.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

127 American Thinker article today theorized England will be Muslim dominant by 2060

Native Brits aren't having kids and they haven't generally voted as a non-Muslim block so....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)

128 German chocolate cake was invented in Texas.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2026 03:17 PM (XvL8K)

129 It turns out voters don't really like "fundamental transformations".

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 08, 2026 03:17 PM (cS1cw)

130 93
The Blade did add the rock lyrics gimmick to the existing gimmick, so there's that ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

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The Blade is the Vanilla Ice of Sponges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (c3FgC)
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Rolling in my 5.0,
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow.
The girlies on standby, waving just to say "Hi."
"Did you stop?" No, I just drove by.

Girls were hot, wearing less than bikinis.
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis.
Jealous, 'cause I'm out getting mine.
Shay with a gauge, and The Blade with a nine!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

131 I'd say I'm shocked by the arrogant non caring for their own citizens by the Brits, Aussies etc, but it's only a matter of degree from the Dems here not caring about illegals killing Americans. In fact it's the same

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:17 PM (gu0hJ)

132 Reform
Restore
Refuck
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

Reforge.
That's my angle. Take it to red hot and pound it into something else.

Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (ZFqKB)

133 131 I'd say I'm shocked by the arrogant non caring for their own citizens by the Brits, Aussies etc, but it's only a matter of degree from the Dems here not caring about illegals killing Americans. In fact it's the same

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:17 PM (gu0hJ)

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The elite of England hate the normal people of England because the elite of England from 100 years ago did colonization.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (c3FgC)

134 Maybe the Muslims and Indians, who I read a week ago are showing up in England 1/2 million a year

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (Ia/+0)

135 Brits have been voting for "end immigration" for a while and haven't gotten it.

Of course the same is true here too
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

The British government in particular has for a long time been devoted to not doing what the voters want.

Watch "Yes, Minister" if you get a chance. It's all about bureaucrats in Westminster doing their best to ignore and sabotage the elected officials they supposedly work for, since, after all, they know best.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (NxtrT)

136 German Chocolate Cake contains coconut and pecans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (g6DiO)

137 >>On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?

All depends on whom one is rastling.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (viF8m)

138 On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?

I'm reminded of that girl's wrestling match that hit the news a month or so ago where a tranny participate grabbed his actual female opponent by the p*ssy .

Would have been way worst if it was Greek style wrestling...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

139 126 No way it's going to be 2060. No way at all. Hell, France is almost taken over. Germany is rotten. England and the rest of the UK have been invaded. It's a nightmare. No way I'd go over to visit Europe now. Maybe Poland. They seem sane still.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (Q0yOR)

140 I just don't see the wisdom of the parliamentary system

it's fair to say it has failed the UK
they pretty much suck as a country now

unless I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (ZxPkt)

141 I'd say I'm shocked by the arrogant non caring for their own citizens by the Brits, Aussies etc, but it's only a matter of degree from the Dems here not caring about illegals killing Americans. In fact it's the same
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:17 PM (gu0hJ)

They think they'll be able to control the muslham horde of thieves and murders. They think they'll have a seat at the table when they take over every seat in every government entity.

They won't. They're just too stupid to see it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Side note. Didn’t the muslim invader party also gain 277 seats?

This is just theater for the managed decline.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 03:19 PM (i14TE)

143 Retardation shouldn't be a license to kill.
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Not according to Slingblade.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 03:19 PM (MtSIY)

144 135
The British government in particular has for a long time been devoted to not doing what the voters want.

Watch "Yes, Minister" if you get a chance. It's all about bureaucrats in Westminster doing their best to ignore and sabotage the elected officials they supposedly work for, since, after all, they know best.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (NxtrT)

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One of Labour's long-running critiques of the Conservative Party was that the CP was too open borders.

Cornyn is a national socialist and thought that the CP was a big business party importing an underclass to work for cheap instead of prioritizing welfare for the native born Briton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:19 PM (c3FgC)

145 Is this something will happen or Nothing Will Happen?

The Department of Justice (DOJ) is moving to denaturalize 12 individuals for offenses and allegations including providing material support to terrorism, war crimes and sexual abuse of a minor, the Daily Caller has learned.

The DOJ is expected to announce on Friday that it is filing denaturalizing actions against 12 individuals, originally from Iraq, Colombia, Morocco, Somalia, Gambia, Bolivia, Uzbekistan, Kenya, India, China and Nigeria.

https://tinyurl.com/455x8vzh

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

146 122 American Thinker article today theorized England will be Muslim dominant by 2060

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

Nah. Europe's got a lot of killing left in her.

They're not quite collectively at the 'Fuck it all!' stage, but I believe they'll get there.

See, wow. I AM in a good mood today.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (Sco7b)

147 Mississippi has a higher per capita GDP than UK.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (g6DiO)

148 Pick your side: the matcha Marxism of a keffyeh-smothered activist class that doesn’t know what a woman is, or the patient but unflinching plea for a restoration of normalcy being made by the men and women of the Red Wall.

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But enough about the SCOTUS.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (lR5Ug)

149 >>>Side note. Didn’t the muslim invader party also gain 277 seats?

I don't know, I keep looking for that and I don't see it. Maybe that's just part of the Green Party? (Which has embraced Islamism.)

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (1wjle)

150 On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?

This sort of thing has gotten little analysis until recently.

The whole idea of representative government is elected officials are supposed to be afraid of being voted out if they don't do what the voters want and yet throughout the western world at a certain point pols just completely stopped caring about it.

For example, after the '94 midterms Clinton and the dems spent a lot of time talking about how they were going to change what they were doing because the voters had spoken...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

151 American Thinker article today theorized England will be Muslim dominant by 2060
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They're off by about 40 years.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (udZ7r)

152 145 The Department of Justice (DOJ) is moving to denaturalize 12 individuals for offenses and allegations including providing material support to terrorism, war crimes and sexual abuse of a minor, the Daily Caller has learned.

The DOJ is expected to announce on Friday that it is filing denaturalizing actions against 12 individuals, originally from Iraq, Colombia, Morocco, Somalia, Gambia, Bolivia, Uzbekistan, Kenya, India, China and Nigeria.

https://tinyurl.com/455x8vzh

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

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I really hope it becomes a common thing.

What needs to happen to take it to another level is state/local integration with the feds when green card holders commit state/local crimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (c3FgC)

153 Reform
Restore
Refuck
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

Reforge.
That's my angle. Take it to red hot and pound it into something else.
Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (ZFqKB)
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"Meh."

-- Returner

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

154 "African refugee who sexually abused niece, 9, spared deportation due to low IQ."

That's not a low IQ. This is a low IQ.

Posted by: Aussie Voter at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (yFLFB)

155 like maybe the Muslim Independent Party didn't have actual positions on the ballot so the Green party let them use their ballot lines?

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (1wjle)

156 >On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?
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I always thought the baby oil wrestling match would just end up with oil in your eyes and mouth.

IDK, but I also never get invited to Diddy Parties.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (MtSIY)

157 So yes, Utah has a gerrymandered to the hilt Democrat seat, courtesy 100% of lawfare from Democrats. That won't last. I'm not sure Democrats will even win the election this fall.
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Ta9Ae)

The Utah thing was truly sickening. Absolutely no reason for the judge to step in, zero cause. Then they specifical created a district that a democrat might win.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (954tc)

Given that bitch judge Hagen resigned over a dalliance with the lawyer for the Donk side of the case, shouldn't the court revisit the decision, or be sued to force that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (utfVc)

158 Can't they just jail him forever?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (g6DiO)

159 Every naturalized US citizen convicted of a felony should be denaturalized and deported.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (rJ48h)

160 16 What was Reforms endlessly repeated campaign promise? I hadn't been following. I know a little more about the "Restore " party than about "Reform". Although I know Rupert Lowe pulled out of the Reform Party.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Reform aimed at maximizing votes by wanting less taxes, end of Net Zero stupidity, less spending, less immigration.

Restore came about because Farange tried to put Lowe in the frame for criminal charges and expelled Lowe from the party for being anti immigrant. Lowe ended up keeping his seat in Parliament and founded Restore around his MP constituency in Greater Yarmouth. Now, Restore focused all its efforts on that council and came out gangbusters winning all the challenged seats by whopping big majorities.

Lowe figured developing a new party without carefully screening the candidates and moving slowly to actually achieving something was better than running as the alternative to the big parties. Reform is a coalitional party with a lot of upsides and downsides and now has to show it can govern the local councils that it took over. So we shall see. What is clear is that the Tories and Labour have seen their best days in the past.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)

161 The DOJ is expected to announce on Friday that it is filing denaturalizing actions against 12 individuals, originally from Iraq, Colombia, Morocco, Somalia, Gambia, Bolivia, Uzbekistan, Kenya, India, China and Nigeria.

https://tinyurl.com/455x8vzh
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Any Congresscritters in that lineup?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (TezPK)

162 Is this something will happen or Nothing Will Happen?

The Department of Justice (DOJ) is moving to denaturalize 12 individuals for offenses and allegations including providing material support to terrorism, war crimes and sexual abuse of a minor, the Daily Caller has learned.

The DOJ is expected to announce on Friday that it is filing denaturalizing actions against 12 individuals, originally from Iraq, Colombia, Morocco, Somalia, Gambia, Bolivia, Uzbekistan, Kenya, India, China and Nigeria.

https://tinyurl.com/455x8vzh

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

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Fuck Denaturalization. I want Blood and Executions ... but mostly Executions.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (lR5Ug)

163 Ok, upheaval in Limey politics.
So, what?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

164 African refugee who sexually abused niece, 9, spared deportation due to low IQ."

Stop and think about that for a minute.

This isn't some guy not following environment laws or even just crapping on the street.

Even the worst of Somali retards know you aren't supposed to molest kids, well, in the US or Europe.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

165 American Thinker article today theorized England will be Muslim dominant by 2060
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

There's no way it takes that long.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Yep. 2040 or sooner. It is already run by muzzies. If current invasion numbers keep to trend I put it at 2035.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM (xvV+O)

166 98 The Blade is the Vanilla Ice of Sponges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (c3FgC)

Yeah, but Sponge's schtick is more claiming First when he's like 116th.

Which is what makes it humorous.

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (FpHTM)

167 Hey Ace. Can you add Moron Captain Whitebread to the Absent Friends? He passed 4/29.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (4NO2D)

168 The Department of Justice (DOJ) is moving to denaturalize 12 individuals for offenses and allegations including providing material support to terrorism, war crimes and sexual abuse of a minor, the Daily Caller has learned.
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Also moving to denaturalize a former ambassador for being a spy for Cuba.

Deport, deport, deport!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (MtSIY)

169 157 Given that bitch judge Hagen resigned over a dalliance with the lawyer for the Donk side of the case, shouldn't the court revisit the decision, or be sued to force that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (utfVc)

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Utah GOP state legislators already went ahead and court-packed, adding two new justices.

There was never anything to do with 2026 to fix it, the calendars not allowing it, but it'll be back for 2028.

The Democrat that wins the seat will have a grand 2 years in Congress, not even long enough to get a pension. Have fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (c3FgC)

170 158 That means supporting him in jail forever. No thanks. Fire up Sparky, build a gallows or just put them against the wall. Done and done.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (Q0yOR)

171 >>>ey Ace. Can you add Moron Captain Whitebread to the Absent Friends? He passed 4/29.

oh no! I liked Whitebread.

I'll add it.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (1wjle)

172 If the African 9 year old is low IQ take him up to the Northern Territories and teach him to swim amongst the mangroves

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (gu0hJ)

173 167 Yeah, please? He was a good guy. Loved his comments.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (Q0yOR)

174 >>Keir Starmer ... he's a gray dullard who looks like he'd lose a naked wrestling match to Anderson Cooper*

ewww

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (RtN13)

175 171 >>>ey Ace. Can you add Moron Captain Whitebread to the Absent Friends? He passed 4/29.

oh no! I liked Whitebread.

I'll add it.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (1wjle)

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When I go, you'll have to add a "Thank God, he's gone," entry to the sidebar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (c3FgC)

176 Everyone needs to heed Ace's command about not dying.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

177 171 Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (Q0yOR)

178 Mississippi has a higher per capita GDP than UK.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (g6DiO)
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Yes. The poorest state in the USA is wealthier than the UK. I think that once you're outside London and maybe a few other cities, the rest of the UK is Thunderdome. I keep hearing stats about Scotland and it's overwhelming welfare and low worker productivity that I can hardly believe them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

179 176 Everyone needs to heed Ace's command about not dying.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

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Some people have problems with authority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (c3FgC)

180 149 >>>Side note. Didn’t the muslim invader party also gain 277 seats?

I don't know, I keep looking for that and I don't see it. Maybe that's just part of the Green Party? (Which has embraced Islamism.)
Posted by: ace
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Some are running under the Green Party, others as independents depending on which council election that you examine. Birmingham, I think Muslims ran as independents for example, Manchester as green. Reporting is a bit muddled right now so I am in the dark as well.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)

181 >>>Who is the Milli Vanilli of Ace and Garrett then?

Posted by: 18-1

>Garrett got four flaming skulls and a pudding cup. You decide.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (D1E+2)

182 African refugee who sexually abused niece, 9, spared deportation due to low IQ."

He's just molesting the girls Americans won't. Really it is an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

183 Doesn't England have a quarantined small pox island?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (g6DiO)

184 183 Doesn't England have a quarantined small pox island?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (g6DiO)

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Britain?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (c3FgC)

185 Nobody here thinks that the black robed tyrants will let any denaturalizations actually happen?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (xvV+O)

186 🚨 NEW: Politics UK has predicted the local election result for all council wards

➡️ RFM: 1,580 (+1,580)
🟠 LDM: 950 (+286)
🔴 LAB: 941 (-1,597)
🔵 CON: 572 (-631)
🟢 GRN: 503 (+344)
⚪️ INDP: 213 (-102)
⚪️ MUSLIM INDP: 208 (+177)

Our interactive map 👇 https://politicsuk.com/news/2026-local-elections-prediction

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (i14TE)

187 185 Nobody here thinks that the black robed tyrants will let any denaturalizations actually happen?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (xvV+O)

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Not every district court judge comes from Massachusetts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (c3FgC)

188 183 Isle of Wight? It's right there in the name. What they become once dead, err, undead.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (Q0yOR)

189 You know nothing says, "Enviro nut, gay, effeminate Green party members" quite like a Jihadi with a ZZ Top beard, 4 wives, and a relative in the oil industry back home

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

190 179 176 Everyone needs to heed Ace's command about not dying.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

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Some people have problems with authority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:24 PM (c3FgC)

heh

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (RtN13)

191 England now has been largely run by foreigners

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)

192 182 He's just molesting the girls Americans won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

Well, why import Americans to Australia just to be Rape Apes?

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (FpHTM)

193 During the war England was working the kinks out of small pox bombs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (g6DiO)

194 Cornyn is a national socialist and thought that the CP was a big business party importing an underclass to work for cheap instead of prioritizing welfare for the native born Briton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Did you mean Corbyn? I knew Cornyn was bad for Texas but not that bad.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)

195 177 add for the muzzies. So far. That’s dated.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (i14TE)

196 That means supporting him in jail forever. No thanks. Fire up Sparky, build a gallows or just put them against the wall. Done and done.
Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (Q0yOR)

Since he abused a family member, let the family kill him or castrate him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (utfVc)

197 like maybe the Muslim Independent Party didn't have actual positions on the ballot so the Green party let them use their ballot lines?
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (1wjle)

Ace, I don't know how the Greens see them, but many of those independents have specifically disassociated themselves from the party, saying that the Greens (like Labour) are degenerates because of their pro-LGBT policies.

Quelle surprise.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (NxtrT)

198 "Keir Starmer just isn't charismatic. Yes, correct, he's a gray dullard who looks like he'd lose a naked wrestling match to Anderson Cooper*"
In other words, they both "win".
The only losers would be those who actually caught a glimpse of said "wrestling match"...

Posted by: UncleJefe at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (gAuAm)

199 So confused with Brit politics...always.

Similar to algebra in 9th grade I can't be bothered to try to think about it. Altho I did have to take it again in college and still don't care where x is. I don't understand why I had to take it at all or zoology. A mystery.

I use my high IQ for important things like Blake Lively gossip. Or whose facial moles I want to currently remove.

Where is the Rupert guy in Brit politics? And why can't I make him PM? (Other than the obvious that I don't live in the UK or have any power).

Tousi, my current boyfriend, said that illegal nasty migrant barbarians vote once they have "papers." Not legal citizens but allowed to vote. Which makes Brit politics extra retarded. This is a Dim dream that won't happen here (well, it has, but people are aware now).

I'm off to be productive and hope Ace and all have a grand Friday. May the crows be with you all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (WONhk)

200 194 Cornyn is a national socialist and thought that the CP was a big business party importing an underclass to work for cheap instead of prioritizing welfare for the native born Briton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Did you mean Corbyn? I knew Cornyn was bad for Texas but not that bad.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)

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In my head movies, I saw Corbyn, but my fingers went rogue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (c3FgC)

201 American Thinker article today theorized England will be Muslim dominant by 2060
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They're off by about 40 years.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:20 PM (udZ7r)

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Next you'll be telling me that Muhammed (and its variants) is the most popular baby name in Britain over the past two or three decades.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (lR5Ug)

202
IDK, but I also never get invited to Diddy Parties.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 03:21 PM (MtSIY)

Too bad. Cuz dey ain't no party like a Diddy party, know wut I'm sayin?

Posted by: LeBitch James at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

203 When I go, you'll have to add a "Thank God, he's gone," entry to the sidebar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

With a [Huzzah!] flourish?

JK

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (TezPK)

204 166 98 The Blade is the Vanilla Ice of Sponges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:12 PM (c3FgC)

Yeah, but Sponge's schtick is more claiming First when he's like 116th.

Which is what makes it humorous.
Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:23 PM (FpHTM)

IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S MY SCHTICK.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (lesDH)

205 Ace is right though that the people voting Reform are hoping to stop the muzzie invasion. I don't know if Reform is up for that though, but they should get a f'ing clue.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)

206 >>>
➡️ RFM: 1,580 (+1,580)
🟠 LDM: 950 (+286)
🔴 LAB: 941 (-1,597)
🔵 CON: 572 (-631)
🟢 GRN: 503 (+344)
⚪️ INDP: 213 (-102)
⚪️ MUSLIM INDP: 208 (+177)

thanks, Vengeance. They're not listed on the BBC's tally, which is the one I've been checking (only because they update before anyone else).

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (1wjle)

207 Interesting that the Muzzies haven't coalesced under their usual (ironic) name of like "Party of Justice and Peace" yet.

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (FpHTM)

208 I have a question: where did Joe Mannix go? Or am I just not seeing him around

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (Q0yOR)

209 England now has been largely run by foreigners

Yep.

Britain in 2026 is like India in the late 1700s. Whether or not some local Maharaja nominally holds power it is for the benefit of the colonizers...

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

210 See? You have to die to find out if ace likes you. This is why I try to tell people now and again what I think of them. Not because anyone is wondering as such, but because I feel like there's something kind of terrible about a world where we have to keep it to ourselves until we are mourning. You know, stiff upper lip and all that.

Yes it's gay, but think of it this way - it's also homosexual.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (udZ7r)

211 Listened to that guy Polanski who leads the Greens. Gay Jewish guy who hates Israel and can't form a coherent idea. Good Lord England is screwed .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (gu0hJ)

212 208 I have a question: where did Joe Mannix go? Or am I just not seeing him around

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (Q0yOR)

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He has a real job that occupies him during the day. He still does his weekly rant on Wednesdays regularly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:29 PM (c3FgC)

213 185 Nobody here thinks that the black robed tyrants will let any denaturalizations actually happen?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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Problem is that the law is agin them and Trump has three years to cram a lot of appellate decisions down the throats of the lawfare district court judges.

That is the problem for the Dems in putting DEI district court judges in place, they base their decisions on politics favorable to Dems but not on the law. Same with their fewer appellate court judges like Justice Action Jackson.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)

214 213 Problem is that the law is agin them and Trump has three years to cram a lot of appellate decisions down the throats of the lawfare district court judges.

That is the problem for the Dems in putting DEI district court judges in place, they base their decisions on politics favorable to Dems but not on the law. Same with their fewer appellate court judges like Justice Action Jackson.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)

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"We'll make a million more Justice Jacksons!"
-99% of law schools

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:29 PM (c3FgC)

215
On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?

Isn't that a question for garrett?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2026 03:30 PM (MnTZ8)

216 Listened to that guy Polanski who leads the Greens. Gay Jewish guy who hates Israel and can't form a coherent idea. Good Lord England is screwed .

Like Barky I suspect the real appeal is fresh Jihadi sausage...

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 08, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

217 Final Jeopardy

A: On second thought, does anyone really lose a naked wrestling match? It's all in the journey, isn't it?

Q: What is something I have never even contemplated before?

Posted by: No Name Today at May 08, 2026 03:30 PM (8mulE)

218 Sure it's already been mentioned, but ace I wouldn't really now anything about naked wrestling contests. Not implying anything, just clarifying.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2026 03:30 PM (U/Byj)

219 >Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 03:27 PM
Re: British politics.

And they all have offbeat names like Nigel, Ian, and Alistair.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (2Ez/1)

220 212 It's good to be unemployed and come in from time to time during the day. Of course, this week has been hell with family medical stuff. Prayers, please. No word on my mom yet. She's in hospital waiting to do tests. Uncle is in hospital. Bro in law losing his sight. I'm trying to find a job, etc. etc. etc.

Great times.

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (Q0yOR)

221 Listened to that guy Polanski who leads the Greens. Gay Jewish guy who hates Israel and can't form a coherent idea. Good Lord England is screwed .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (gu0hJ)

Does he have Roman hands, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (utfVc)

222 What matters is accomplishment. Look at Canada - an extremely moderate left wing government is doing very well without running to the progressive wing. It's not working for Labor because Starmer isn't just moderate, he's useless.

It isn't just Labour. The Tories are also taking a hit. The Little Englanders' unhappiness with Brexit is that they don't think that they have had enough Brexit. Hence the shift from the Tories to Reform.

UK is less cynical than America. There is a want for a hopeful future in the UK. Labour haven't presented a vision for it. They are running around chasing votes with no higher plan. People are voting Green and Reform because they have strong visions of future Britain. Both parties know exactly what they want.

The lesson that Progressives and Leftists keep trying to convince Moderate and Conservative Democrats who want to run to the Center-Right to appeal to "non-Trump" Republicans. They'll either hesitantly still vote Far-Right or just sit out.

The lesson should be "Don't import millions of Muslim immigrants when you don't have enough housing for them".

But Labour won't understand what they did wrong.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (ycI94)

223
thanks, Vengeance. They're not listed on the BBC's tally, which is the one I've been checking (only because they update before anyone else).

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (1wjle)

Because, after all, that's how it SHOULD be.

Posted by: Fox News at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

224 205 Ace is right though that the people voting Reform are hoping to stop the muzzie invasion. I don't know if Reform is up for that though, but they should get a f'ing clue.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Farange aimed for power first with Reform rather than ideological consistency with his candidates. My guess is that he did it to take over the Conservative party in a forced merger.

Lowe is the real reformer here and is trying to organically create an ideologically sound party from the ground up and Farange expelled Lowe from the Reform party because Lowe demanded an end to immigration in the UK.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)

225 The point at which you stop protecting the citizens, or they at least truly believe you won’t, is the point at which you get vigilantes and mobs.

This is a society whose soccer hooligans burn shit down and pound on people over a match. I can’t I
Gone this goes on unanswered for very long.

Manchester United!!

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (i14TE)

226 He's just molesting the girls Americans won't. Really it is an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 08, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

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"You never know when you'll encounter that next Spark of Divinity."

/obligatory Nanzi

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (lR5Ug)

227 222 The lesson should be "Don't import millions of Muslim immigrants when you don't have enough housing for them".

But Labour won't understand what they did wrong.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (ycI94)

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Yes, the problem is lack of housing. Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:32 PM (c3FgC)

228 Great times.
Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM

Prayers for you and yours, oh Master of Doom.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:32 PM (4NO2D)

229 Starmer is a whiter Obama

Just a lot dumber

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 08, 2026 03:32 PM (61TgR)

230 >> thanks, Vengeance. They're not listed on the BBC's tally, which is the one I've been checking (only because they update before anyone else).
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (1wjle)

I’m honored to contribute. I really mean that.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 03:33 PM (i14TE)

231 208 where did Joe Mannix go? Or am I just not seeing him around

Posted by: turambar
++++

Let's be honest.
We miss the boobettes.

Posted by: Morons everywhere at May 08, 2026 03:33 PM (2Ez/1)

232 231
Let's be honest.
We miss the boobettes.

Posted by: Morons everywhere at May 08, 2026 03:33 PM (2Ez/1)

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Not a bangable one, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:33 PM (c3FgC)

233 The lesson should be "Don't import millions of Muslim immigrants when you don't have enough housing for them".

I saw one Euro-nik arguing that Europe has plenty of housing - they can put the mussie immigrants in all those old palaces they have.

IN the same thread some other guy argued he lives in a shitty apartment, why can't he get to live in a palace too?

The answer? He was racist of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

234 The lesson IRT is "don't import millions of Muslims. Period"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:34 PM (gu0hJ)

235 #147 Mississippi has a higher per capital GDP than the UK.

Mississippi can kick the UK's ass.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2026 03:34 PM (9lqZe)

236 >
The lesson should be "Don't import millions of Muslim immigrants when you don't have enough housing for them".

Getting dangerously close to the truth.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2026 03:34 PM (rJ48h)

237 231 I didn't want to just come out and say it....

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:34 PM (Q0yOR)

238 Manchester United!!

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (i14TE)

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"You're Celtic, United, but baby I've decided
You're the best team I've ever seen"

* I've heard that, in concert, Rod Stewart kicks soccer balls off the stage into the audience -- but I would never be caught dead at one of his concerts ... preserving, for now, my AoSHQ Man Card *

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (lR5Ug)

239 "We'll make a million more Justice Jacksons!"
-99% of law schools
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Which is ultimately why all accrediting agencies are going to have to be killed off. The law schools moved left in part due to DEI, in part, due to universities serving as a giant sorting hat kicking the right to the curb.

So less qualified applicants from the Right and even those are selected more for being a survivor of culture wars at uni than ideological warriors.

So the left has come to dominate law schools ideologically as well. The old time liberals gave way to the leftists that are at heart Gramcians.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)

240 Here is an offer - how about we offer anyone that wants to re-migrate that we will pay to build a house for them back home.

It would be way, way cheaper then letting them sit here on welfare.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

241 I want Blood and Executions ... but mostly Executions.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:22 PM

Why not both?

Posted by: Firing Squads and Guillotines at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

242 #147 Mississippi has a higher per capital GDP than the UK.

Mississippi can kick the UK's ass.
Posted by: Case at May 08, 2026 03:34 PM

Mississippi State can kick UK's ass.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (4NO2D)

243 228 Thank you!

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (Q0yOR)

244 Let's be honest.
We miss the boobettes.
Posted by: Morons everywhere at May 08, 2026 03:33 PM (2Ez/1)

Fine..........

https://is.gd/sylRFl

And somehow, that is accredited to ace.mu.nu.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

245 17 Lots of talk of the death of a 2 party system or the death of the center left coalition. Labor and conservatives combined still have more seats than reform.

A bit premature to be making these pronouncements.
Posted by: Heroq at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (JRUvI)

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Not necessarily. The council elections are all the English public has to weigh in on between a Parliamentary GE, so it's a useful barometer of where the public is at. About 25% of the country's population votes in a given year, otherwise, REF could easily be winning 5000 local seats instead of just 1300+ (probably closer to 1400-1500 when the last returns come in, fourteen councils to go). The extrapolated national vote from the Beeb is 26% REF, 18% GRN, 17% each for LAB and CON, and the LDs at 16%. If that happened at the next GE (a lot will change before then, but run with it), REF will be pushing up against a majority of its own:

National Prediction: Reform short 3 of majority

CON 50
GRN 87
LAB 37
LIB 81
Plaid 6
SNP 45
OTH 6
N.Ire. 18
Reform 323

Posted by: GF at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (iVUs+)

246 But whig many (most?) of the horrendously pernicious "rulings" in US history came not from the the DEI freaks, idiots, and foreigners now on the bench, but from conventional mainstream freaks and idiots (when it comes to their actual duties).

Don't know the state of play on denaturalizations, so can't say, but my impression (ready to be corrected) is that lower courts continue to ignore not just the law (including laws excluding them from jurisdiction - which has to be a new low in judicial lawlessness) but in many cases their superiors in the judiciary.

It's systemic rot, it's not new, it's just even more pernicious than ever due to an executive actually fulfilling their duties and enforcing laws. At least so it seems.

Results are all that matter, I'm not terribly confident the results will be anywhere close to what they should be or won't be erased in a nano-second by the next racist-totalitarian administration, but will gladly take whatever squeaks through for now.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (U/Byj)

247 >>Starmer is a whiter Obama

>>Just a lot dumber

It's amusing lately watching Barry lecture anyone who will listen how dangerous it is to have a president turn his DOJ against his political opponents.

He knows what's coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (viF8m)

248 208 where did Joe Mannix go? Or am I just not seeing him around

Posted by: turambar
++++

Let's be honest.
We miss the boobettes.
Posted by: Morons everywhere at May 08, 2026 03:33 PM (2Ez/1)
_________________

https://tinyurl.com/y6r3bwev

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

249 Speaking of Boobettes, the most normally dressed women I saw at the Met Gala were wearing see through dresses.

Most of them went full on Hunger Games style.

I guess they are still mad Trump got rid of Biden/Snow...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

250 Don’t that jackass who used to post here say he went to Celine Dion and Rod Stewarts concerts- or did I dream that. Fag.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (i14TE)

251 Prayers up turambar.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (udZ7r)

252 Starmer has always reminded me of Monty Pythons gumbies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (gu0hJ)

253 Herr OberstSturmFuhrer Starmer should be thankful the voters have not gone full Romanian. Yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (V/n1E)

254 Here is an offer - how about we offer anyone that wants to re-migrate that we will pay to build a house for them back home.

It would be way, way cheaper then letting them sit here on welfare.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

Just give each one a seacan and a cordless Sawzall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (utfVc)

255 I have a question: where did Joe Mannix go? Or am I just not seeing him around

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (Q0yOR)

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I wonder if he now works for a company that blocks access to The HQ?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (lR5Ug)

256 249 Most of them went full on Hunger Games style.

I guess they are still mad Trump got rid of Biden/Snow...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

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Speaking of Hunger Games...

Watch my new video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m14HZsHjxnQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:37 PM (c3FgC)

257 255 I have a question: where did Joe Mannix go? Or am I just not seeing him around

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:28 PM (Q0yOR)

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I wonder if he now works for a company that blocks access to The HQ?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (lR5Ug)

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People can always ask YD.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:37 PM (c3FgC)

258 Keir Starmer is Vlad Lenin, upper class twit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:37 PM (V/n1E)

259 Off topic, but I looked this up for last thread so I'll post it.

California has a lot of natural oil seeps, that is oil into the ocean. They estimate it accounts for ~120,000 barrels a day, or 5,000,000 gallons per day.

There is one site that seeps ~ 150 BLD, and has been active for 500,000 years. My boss at one time tried to get it under control. He is a brilliant engineer but he failed just like everyone else.

Just a bit of info for reference.

https://tinyurl.com/mr45jtxt

Posted by: javems at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (zFsEm)

260 227 222 The lesson should be "Don't import millions of Muslim immigrants when you don't have enough housing for them".

But Labour won't understand what they did wrong.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Many of those 'immigrants' came during the Tory years lest we forget. This is the uniparty in the West--immigrants for cheap labor, bolstering the wealthy via consumption and impoverishing the middle class of existing citizens.

Brad Little (GOP governor and alleged conservative) was caught in Idaho at a private meeting with Big Ag mouthing the same shit--citizens don't want to work, they demand too much, and we should keep and protect the masses of illegal farmworkers so that the big farmers and big Ag can make more bucks.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)

261 When I read that Sarah Ferguson of the Toe Sucking fetish was apparently with Diddy it made me extra queasy this morning. Disgusting bint. I think they abused their daughters as well at some point.

Something I did not need as I have dealt with various harfing family members since Tuesday pm til 5am today. Son is home now and I am free from advice! I did not mind as this is love.

Not the love is love rainbow gay kind, either. My grands who take up a huge part of my heart needed me as well as DIL. I am a pretty dang great MIL compared to the snarky one I had, patting my own back.

I guess GAINZZ in not eating much! A new diet plan!

When sons and husband got sick this is how I dealt with it: the blahs. Like Seinfeld I can count on one hand the harfings of life. Three viruses, and two from drinking too much in college. I may be a lot of things, but not a harfer or a mean MIL.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (WONhk)

262 Herr OberstSturmFuhrer Starmer should be thankful the voters have not gone full Romanian. Yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (V/n1E)

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Make Red-Hot Pokers Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (lR5Ug)

263 Greens (Watermelons) are picking up Labor seats

Can I be the And So It Goes guy?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (wBaIH)

264
Speaking of Hunger Games...

Watch my new video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m14HZsHjxnQ

I haven't seen this one yet but I will - how is the youtube thing going overall?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

265
258 Keir Starmer is Vlad Lenin, upper class twit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:37 PM (V/n1E)

Vlad the Enabler.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 03:39 PM (25Mwa)

266 Speaking of Boobettes, the most normally dressed women I saw at the Met Gala were wearing see through dresses.

Most of them went full on Hunger Games style.

I guess they are still mad Trump got rid of Biden/Snow...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
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See-through dresses over bare skin are literally the New Thing. They're practically doing the Emperor's New Clothes meme, and they don't even realize it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

267 264 I haven't seen this one yet but I will - how is the youtube thing going overall?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

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Regular growth.

I hate the app's commenting system.

Still not monetized, but SOOON...ish.

Can't get AdSense to work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:39 PM (c3FgC)

268 I have a question: where did Joe Mannix go? Or am I just not seeing him around

Posted by: turambar
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CBS cancelled his show in 1975.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)

269 You know the ages reported by the illegal immigrants aren't reliable; that rapist could be up to, say, 24.

Posted by: PG at May 08, 2026 03:40 PM (o9jVi)

270 Ain't no party like a Diddy party!

Posted by: sarah ferguson at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)

271 UK cousin tells me that the numbers in council elections don’t matter as much as where they are. He thinks labor has lost Wales and the Mid-lands. That’s roughly equivalent to democrats losing New York and California.

By party rules, local councils decide who stands for parliament.

A lot of labor stalwarts are royally pissed about what Stamer did to Angela Raynor.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (6JmZL)

272 The best possible scenario that isn't improbable is that the Labour Party forces Starmer out.

That would be a delicious fight! Although I am not sure which Labour maniac would win that tussle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (iERP6)

273 "24 or 42," Mohammed Dirka Dicker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (V/n1E)

274 Regular growth.

I hate the app's commenting system.

Still not monetized, but SOOON...ish.

Can't get AdSense to work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Might want to consider using X as a feeder to your YT videos. You can embed parts of the videos with short comments on X to drive folks to your substack/youtube main base.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)

275 I don't think for a second the answer with all the muzzies is that it was merely cheap labor.

These traitors got in bed with the leaders and other assorted ne'erdowells of these countries and sold their own countries and countrymen out.

Many of the illegals that have been let in are the dregs of their respective societies, as Mexico will attest. They don't *work*. So it's not labor. And it's definitely not compassion.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (udZ7r)

276 272 The best possible scenario that isn't improbable is that the Labour Party forces Starmer out.

That would be a delicious fight! Although I am not sure which Labour maniac would win that tussle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (iERP6)

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I just hope Starmer starts going after his rivals. Like...sending police after them because they said something that made someone uncomfortable.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (c3FgC)

277 It's good to be unemployed and come in from time to time during the day. Of course, this week has been hell with family medical stuff. Prayers, please. No word on my mom yet. She's in hospital waiting to do tests. Uncle is in hospital. Bro in law losing his sight. I'm trying to find a job, etc. etc. etc.

Great times.
Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:31 PM (Q0yOR)

Prayers. This has been much of my life over the past few years as well, so I feel for ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

278 I didn't know that the UK had to have elections anytime soon. Was Labor cocky or worried about future events to have the elections now? Or was I wrong about them hitting the limit of having to have elections.

In some ways these systems where election season isn't a year long affair seem tempting; but overall I think I like knowing when the next chance to boot out a traitor will be.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 08, 2026 02:58 PM (PV+Zw)

These are local elections in the "states" of the UK, like an election in KY or MD. Parliament does not have to have an election legally until 2029.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)

279 248 That will keep us busy

Posted by: turambar at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (Q0yOR)

280 274 Might want to consider using X as a feeder to your YT videos. You can embed parts of the videos with short comments on X to drive folks to your substack/youtube main base.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)

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Thanks, MOM!

Yeah, I need to actually get something with social to work. Probably Instagram.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (c3FgC)

281 The really surprising thing about Australia not deporting the incestuous child abuser is that he is from Sierra Leone and not Somalia.

Who knew that there were Somalians living in Sierra Leone?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 03:43 PM (rz7ie)

282 More grifting by Gavin:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 JUST IN: California Gov. Gavin Newsom conveniently announces $20 MILLION in taxpayer dollars will flow to an organization connected to his wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom

"Free diapers" will be handed out to newborns through the group Baby2Baby — a co-CEO of which is Norah Weinstein, who sits on Siebel Newsom's Board at her group "California Partners Project," per
@TheKevinDalton

IMAGINE THAT!

This is NOT the first time Gavin's wife is connected to massive taxpayer projects.

Posted by: beckster at May 08, 2026 03:43 PM (kX27y)

283 That would be a delicious fight! Although I am not sure which Labour maniac would win that tussle.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (iERP6)

Given that each and every one is an asshole, does it matter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:43 PM (utfVc)

284 TJM

Mackerel slap fights in the well?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:43 PM (V/n1E)

285 284 TJM

Mackerel slap fights in the well?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:43 PM (V/n1E)

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I really should have filmed something today...but Second Junior's broken wrist really threw off my schedule. I was editing today's video most of the day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:44 PM (c3FgC)

286 @272 if Starmer is forced out Labour could end up with Miliband who responsible for England 's green energy idiot policy. He's smarter than Starmer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:44 PM (gu0hJ)

287 He thinks labor has lost Wales and the Mid-lands. That’s roughly equivalent to democrats losing New York and California.

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Question is who they lost it to, if it's the Greens...then it's like AOC and that Somalian gaining.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)

288 his IQ is in the lowest percentile.

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Could a similar argument allow Extreme Hakeem to remain House Minority Leader?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)

289 Might want to consider using X as a feeder to your YT videos. You can embed parts of the videos with short comments on X to drive folks to your substack/youtube main base.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)

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Thanks, MOM!

Yeah, I need to actually get something with social to work. Probably Instagram.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (c3FgC)
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Myspace, bro. Myspace. And Xanga.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

290 CBS cancelled his show in 1975.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)

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* snort *

My poor single mother had a crush on Mike Connors.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (lR5Ug)

291 I'm not sure who would want to follow Starmer down that shawshank sewer hole either, but you get a nice house and a driver for a couple of years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (n5tGW)

292 286 @272 if Starmer is forced out Labour could end up with Miliband who responsible for England 's green energy idiot policy. He's smarter than Starmer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:44 PM (gu0hJ)

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Depends on the force type.

Backroom agreement to get him to step aside? Some Labour douche who will just keep doing all the things.

Vote of no confidence because Starmer just won't leave, backbenchers hate him, and the CP decides to do it just to fuck with Labour? Well, that's a whole 'nother ball game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (c3FgC)

293 The argument the GOPe/Dems make is that we need illegals to clean our toilets and pick our crops

But...almost all that work is still done by Americans.

The illegals are mostly on welfare - again why has Trump deported 2M+ illegals and we have haven't lost a million jobs from the economy?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

294 289 Myspace, bro. Myspace. And Xanga.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

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You're not in my top ten anymore!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (c3FgC)

295 "Free diapers" will be handed out to newborns

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A shitty deal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (ndZc7)

296 The Dems are led by NYers Schumer, Jefferies, AOC and NY born Bernie. Any surprise how screwed up they are?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (gu0hJ)

297 And Larry the cat, chief mouser of the UK.

Prime Minister Larry?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (V/n1E)

298 The comments under Stormer's flower picture show the true mood of Brits. Or should I say, the mood of true Brits.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (njd+I)

299 JUST IN: California Gov. Gavin Newsom conveniently announces $20 MILLION in taxpayer dollars will flow to an organization connected to his wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom

"Free diapers" will be handed out to newborns through the group Baby2Baby — a co-CEO of which is Norah Weinstein, who sits on Siebel Newsom's Board at her group "California Partners Project," per
@TheKevinDalton

$82,000 will go to diapers.

The rest will be overhead, and by overhead, I mean straight into Sibel's bank account.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

300 his IQ is in the lowest percentile.

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Could a similar argument allow Extreme Hakeem to remain House Minority Leader?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)

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Funny.

Isn't it time to expand the IQ spectrum to negative numbers so as not to exclude oppressed minorities like Hakeem Da Dream?

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (lR5Ug)

301 Huh. Utah Supreme justice resigned after theyvwere going to check out her ties with someone who was against redistricting...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)

302 293 The argument the GOPe/Dems make is that we need illegals to clean our toilets and pick our crops

But...almost all that work is still done by Americans.

The illegals are mostly on welfare - again why has Trump deported 2M+ illegals and we have haven't lost a million jobs from the economy?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

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Germany argued that they needed to import half of Syria to work in factories to prevent them from having to cut pensions of German born retirees.

Well, they imported half of Syria and they just announced in the last week that...they are cutting pensions of German born retirees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (c3FgC)

303 Yeah, I need to actually get something with social to work. Probably Instagram.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (c3FgC)

Make those teaser ads for your video.

"The top 6 things wrong with The Hunger Games...number 5 will shock you!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

304 I need one of those hand out some diapers to the poor and take a million dollar salary jobs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (n5tGW)

305 Thanks, MOM!

Yeah, I need to actually get something with social to work. Probably Instagram.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (c3FgC)
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Myspace, bro. Myspace. And Xanga.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:45PM

Two words: Shorts

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (4NO2D)

306 303
Make those teaser ads for your video.

"The top 6 things wrong with The Hunger Games...number 5 will shock you!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

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I'd rather fart around here, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (c3FgC)

307 289 Myspace, bro. Myspace. And Xanga.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

Livejournal.

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (iXqHn)

308 Trump isn't doing anything about immigration because of Minnesota, example 562:

@washingtonpost
Immigrants are giving up their claims for humanitarian protection and opting to depart the U.S. in exponentially higher numbers under the Trump administration, according to court data obtained by the Vera Institute of Justice and shared with The Post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:49 PM (c3FgC)

309 Germany has imported Italians and Turks before.

But the Syrians? Aleppo too far.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 03:49 PM (V/n1E)

310
I'd rather fart around here, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (c3FgC)

That's hot.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 08, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Vote of no confidence because Starmer just won't leave, backbenchers hate him, and the CP decides to do it just to fuck with Labour? Well, that's a whole 'nother ball game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:46 PM (c3FgC)

A vote of non-confidence is what brings down a minority government, usually on a money bill. Labour has a huge majority. If Starmer is to be forced out, it must be from a ground swell within the ranks of Labour, forcing a leadership review within the party. If he is replaced as party leader, the his replacement becomes PM, and Labour continues to own the Government.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:50 PM (utfVc)

312 I'd rather fart around here, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (c3FgC)

I cannot imagine you will be able to show enough cleavage for Instagram to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

313 Two words: Shorts

NO SHORTS...for men.

Posted by: Ann Althouse at May 08, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

314 Thanks, MOM!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That is the problem with gender fluidity, it gets everywhere making a mess of things.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)

315 Germany argued that they needed to import half of Syria to work in factories to prevent them from having to cut pensions of German born retirees.

Well, they imported half of Syria and they just announced in the last week that...they are cutting pensions of German born retirees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (c3FgC)

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Bait and Ditch.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:50 PM (lR5Ug)

316 Myspace, bro. Myspace. And Xanga.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

Livejournal.
Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (iXqHn)
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I believe Livejournal still exists ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

317 Well, they imported half of Syria and they just announced in the last week that...they are cutting pensions of German born retirees.

Gee, who would have thought that the Syrians would just go on welfare and not work? Lots of people, of course, just not ones in govt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 03:51 PM (n5tGW)

318 Really fucked that one up. The total is per year, not per day.

I'll retire now.

Posted by: javems at May 08, 2026 03:51 PM (zFsEm)

319 Lot's of rational thinking going on here, leading to speculation of the future. However, remember the calling sign of the Left:

"You're wrong. We're right. You must be punished for your insolence."

_________________________

What this means is that they will double down on their foibles. They will blame those opposed to them. AND, they will punish those who oppose their position(s). Political office holders are one thing. Ingrained and deep-seated bureacrats, Judges, and ministry office holders will release the hounds. It's worse in the UK than in the US...and it is atrocious here.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 03:51 PM (dIske)

320 Unfortunately, some politicians' daughters or wives or nieces need to get to immigrant "treatment". Then maybe they will understand

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2026 03:51 PM (njd+I)

321 When the mayor of your nation's capitol is muzz, your country is muzz

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 03:51 PM (ZxPkt)

322 83 Say -- what was Reform's One Single Endlessly Repeated Campaign Promise, anyway?

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Stop Murdering and Raping Whitey?
Posted by: ShainS

I think that was Restore's campaign promise. Reform's was reduce the murdering and raping of whitey to more tolerable levels.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)

323 311 A vote of non-confidence is what brings down a minority government, usually on a money bill. Labour has a huge majority. If Starmer is to be forced out, it must be from a ground swell within the ranks of Labour, forcing a leadership review within the party. If he is replaced as party leader, the his replacement becomes PM, and Labour continues to own the Government.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:50 PM (utfVc)

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Yes, backroom deals to get rid of him. But if he doesn't want to be got rid of, he stays.

Labour has been in a soft rebellion against him for 2 years. He's had ministers resign trying to set it off.

Only way to get rid of Starmer is vote of no confidence. And since the majority is so big, Labour would have to be part of it.

Thank you for rephrasing what I already said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:53 PM (c3FgC)

324 Speaking of immigration one story type I am seeing the FNM run with is:

American woman is stuck with screaming kid because her illegal baby daddy got deported

You'll note the reverse: American guy stuck with screaming kids because illegals baby momma got deported just isn't happening...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

325
Market's been popping nicely today

Not sure why but maybe everyone's realized all the Dim Iran doomcasting is just that

Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2026 03:53 PM (iJfKG)

326 I keel you, mate

Posted by: Manchester Man at May 08, 2026 03:53 PM (7qznS)

327 Breaking news
Imported Muslims from their shit hole countries turn UK into unlivable shit hole

Its not hard media

You know this is why

You fuckers have worn out your welcome

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (61TgR)

328 325
Market's been popping nicely today

Not sure why but maybe everyone's realized all the Dim Iran doomcasting is just that

Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2026 03:53 PM (iJfKG)

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And hot damn, US oil is trading below $80.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (c3FgC)

329 306 I'd rather fart around here, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (c3FgC)

Oh, so that's what that smell is.

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (iXqHn)

330 Make those teaser ads for your video.

"The top 6 things wrong with The Hunger Games...number 5 will shock you!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

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TJM could also add a Joe Bob Briggs-like category count of:

. Breasts;
. Aardvarking;
. Decapitations;
. Blood Splatter;
. Shots Fired;
. Body Count; and
. "Fu"

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (lR5Ug)

331
And hot damn, US oil is trading below $80.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (c3FgC)

A price we'll notice at the pump by December.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

332 What kind of world is it when naked treason doesn't get you audience share?

Megyn Kelly’s producer is just as baffled as Kelly as to why people are turning on her, believing the only possible explanation must be some kind of botted conspiracy.
Rather than an organic response to her abandoning her principles in a transparent attempt to farm engagement from an anti-Western audience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 03:55 PM (ndZc7)

333 305 Thanks, MOM!

Yeah, I need to actually get something with social to work. Probably Instagram.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (c3FgC)
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Myspace, bro. Myspace. And Xanga.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 03:45PM

Two words: Shorts
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 03:48 PM (4NO2D)

"Who wears short shorts?"

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 03:55 PM (RtN13)

334 331
And hot damn, US oil is trading below $80.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (c3FgC)

A price we'll notice at the pump by December.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

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Mid-summer, my dude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:55 PM (c3FgC)

335 Only way to get rid of Starmer is vote of no confidence. And since the majority is so big, Labour would have to be part of it.

Thank you for rephrasing what I already said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:53 PM (c3FgC)

That's not how the Westminster system works. I have lived my entire life under it. You are conflating "non-confidence" with "internal Party leadership review".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:56 PM (utfVc)

336 Imported Muslims from their shit hole countries turn UK into unlivable shit hole

It is comical how the magic dirt theory always fails and yet...they always try it.

Note you can get value out of immigration - if you take people from a similar culture, deny them welfare, and have an economy already at 100% employment (eg America 200 years ago)

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

337 335 That's not how the Westminster system works. I have lived my entire life under it. You are conflating "non-confidence" with "internal Party leadership review".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 03:56 PM (utfVc)

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That requires Starmer agreeing to leave. They've been trying to get him to agree to leave since the riots 2 years ago.

Which I'm saying he won't. So, if the party really wants to get rid of him, they have to go no-confidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:57 PM (c3FgC)

338 I'll bet ace is cookin' up a doozy.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 03:58 PM (RtN13)

339 I'll bet ace is cookin' up a doozy.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 03:58 PM (RtN13)

What goes in must come out sometime........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

340 It isn't just Labour. The Tories are also taking a hit.

The Tories are to Labour, what Sears Roebuck is to Napster

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

341 When the mayor of your nation's capitol is muzz, your country is muzz

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 03:51 PM (ZxPkt)

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BREAKING: U.S. Democrat-Communist CongressCritters Promise to Make Muslim Commie Mayor Mandomi's New Zimbabwe City the Nation's Capitol Once They Next Sieze and Pounce on Power.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM (lR5Ug)

342 https://is.gd/YFJ8QH

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

343 Question is who they lost it to, if it's the Greens...then it's like AOC and that Somalian gaining.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)

*******************************************

The midlands and north are being taken by Reform. Greens are chewing up Labour around the south and in particuarly in London, but have only won control of four councils (LAB has lost 32 and held 27, REF and the LibDems have split the overall control gains).

Posted by: GF at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM (iVUs+)

344 Megyn Kelly’s producer is just as baffled as Kelly as to why people are turning on her, believing the only possible explanation must be some kind of botted conspiracy.
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Misogyny. Or the Jews. Or Jewish Misogyny.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (udZ7r)

345 Which I'm saying he won't. So, if the party really wants to get rid of him, they have to go no-confidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:57 PM (c3FgC)

The only way that could possibly happen is if a large number of Labours MP's cross the floor, reducing Labour to a minority, and then the Leader of the Opposition rises on a motion of non-confidence.

Pigs will fly before that happens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (utfVc)

346 If they come to Starmer with a list of people that will vote no confidence he will resign. I'd call it 50/50 now because that means someone else would have to step up for an almost sure defeat in the general election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)

347
The Tories are to Labour, what Sears Roebuck is to Napster
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

Bankrupt and no longer existing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

348 https://is.gd/YFJ8QH
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM

You are one of the few where I will click on a naked link, so to speak, and be rewarded.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (4NO2D)

349
Off topic, but I looked this up for last thread so I'll post it.

California has a lot of natural oil seeps, that is oil into the ocean. They estimate it accounts for ~120,000 barrels a day, or 5,000,000 gallons per day.

There is one site that seeps ~ 150 BLD, and has been active for 500,000 years. My boss at one time tried to get it under control. He is a brilliant engineer but he failed just like everyone else.

Just a bit of info for reference.

https://tinyurl.com/mr45jtxt
Posted by: javems at May 08, 2026 03:38 PM (zFsEm)

Doesn't help that about every two years the local TV news on the Central CA coast would start caterwauling about tar balls on the beaches, screaming that the Evil Oil Companies were dumping oil in the ocean. Apparently, to be dicks.

Then a few weeks later they'd issue a quiet correction at the end of the 11:00pm evening news "Oh, those tar balls have always been there. They're natural, and the Chumash tribes would use the tar to waterproof their canoes. Our bad."

I remember at least three cycles if not more of this bullshit from the 20 years I lived there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu)

350 Meanwhile back at the ranch ...

Minnesota Democrats Unanimously Vote To Protect Rep. Ilhan Omar... And Dead Voters

Today's Democrats, such as Tim Walz and many others might accurately be called "fraudfathers"

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (RHGPo)

351 342 https://is.gd/YFJ8QH
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

AI

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (RtN13)

352 UK politics is as weird as their teeth.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS)

353 "Who wears short shorts?"

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 03:55 PM (RtN13)

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The 70's commercials that turned me into an ass and legs man.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:01 PM (lR5Ug)

354 It just hits home to Labour that they'd better not call a snap election or they will lose all their power in Parliament.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (c3FgC)

They knew that already, which is why they tried to cancel most of these local elections illegally.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)

355 348 https://is.gd/YFJ8QH
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM

You are one of the few where I will click on a naked link, so to speak, and be rewarded.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (4NO2D)

first one's free

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:01 PM (RtN13)

356 345 The only way that could possibly happen is if a large number of Labours MP's cross the floor, reducing Labour to a minority, and then the Leader of the Opposition rises on a motion of non-confidence.

Pigs will fly before that happens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (utfVc)

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Exactly, which is why it's mostly likely not going to happen, which I say often.

But that does not reduce my desire to see it.

For the lulz.

Starmer will just go, "Fuck you," to everyone in the party because he knows that any force to get rid of him leads to snap elections which wipes out Labour. He has no incentive to agree to leave. He waits out the bad news cycle and is still king of patronage and policy.

Which he's been doing for 2 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (c3FgC)

357 Megyn Kelly’s producer is just as baffled as Kelly as to why people are turning on her, believing the only possible explanation must be some kind of botted conspiracy.
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Misogyny. Or the Jews. Or Jewish Misogyny.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (udZ7r)

Meshugany

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (GD0B3)

358 WATCH: @LydiaMoynihan stuns the table by informing them that a black Republican woman (Charlotte Bergmann) will likely be elected in TN-9 as a result of the redraw, replacing longtime incumbent and regional embarrassment Steve Cohen

And now CNN has the sadz.

https://tinyurl.com/jva7s6k

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I must take exception with that "regional embarrassment" language, though. He's a national embarrassment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (ndZc7)

359 342 https://is.gd/YFJ8QH
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

'Murica!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (Dv3i1)

360 You are one of the few where I will click on a naked link, so to speak, and be rewarded.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (4NO2D)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

361 346 If they come to Starmer with a list of people that will vote no confidence he will resign. I'd call it 50/50 now because that means someone else would have to step up for an almost sure defeat in the general election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)

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"Fucking do it."
-Starmer

"Well, shit..."
-bluffers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (c3FgC)

362 https://is.gd/YFJ8QH
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM

You are one of the few where I will click on a naked link, so to speak, and be rewarded.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (4NO2D)

Just, if you go full naked make sure to say something so I can drop off work wifi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (zZu0s)

363 Aksk JJ...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (GD0B3)

364 Reform Gains Over 1,300 Seats as Labour Loses Nearly 1,200
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This bears a strong resemblance to math.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (udZ7r)

365 In any event, it was upheld by the Utah Supreme Court. Now the judge who wrote the decision is resigning, effective immediately. Why? To "spend time with her family" after the state started investigating her affair with the Democrat lead attorney in the redistricting case. I wish I was making this up. I'm not sorry to see her go; I argued multiple times in front of her and was never all that impressed, though she isn't an idiot like Jackson Brown.

So yes, Utah has a gerrymandered to the hilt Democrat seat, courtesy 100% of lawfare from Democrats. That won't last. I'm not sure Democrats will even win the election this fall.
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Ta9Ae)

If that seat was based on race, the Supremes will force it to be redrawn soon if not now.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:03 PM (8avO+)

366
AI

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (RtN13)

But I specifically told the search engine to hide any AI photos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

367 Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (GD0B3)

LOL I walked into that one

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 04:03 PM (udZ7r)

368 Starmer will just go, "Fuck you," to everyone in the party because he knows that any force to get rid of him leads to snap elections which wipes out Labour. He has no incentive to agree to leave. He waits out the bad news cycle and is still king of patronage and policy.

Which he's been doing for 2 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (c3FgC)

Well, it depends upon who is pulling his strings, doesn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 04:03 PM (utfVc)

369 I have been Ackbarred too many times.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:03 PM (4NO2D)

370 352 UK politics is as weird as their teeth.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS)

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Well, it's what happens when the chief executive never uses his power and everything goes to the legislature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:03 PM (c3FgC)

371 I must take exception with that "regional embarrassment" language, though. He's a national embarrassment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (ndZc7)

He's a Juden Ratte, and I hope he dies of something painful and protracted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:03 PM (iERP6)

372 TJM - How is your son doing?

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)

373 Megyn Kelly’s producer is just as baffled as Kelly as to why people are turning on her, believing the only possible explanation must be some kind of botted conspiracy.
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Misogyny. Or the Jews. Or Jewish Misogyny.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (udZ7r)

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Is there nothing that Bibi and The Mossad can't do?

I'd tell you who I saw them open for, but then they'd have to kill me ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:04 PM (lR5Ug)

374 Is there nothing that Bibi and The Mossad can't do?

Pay retail.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:05 PM (4NO2D)

375 Maine Sen. Susan Collins, a 73-year-old Republican who has been in office for three decades and is presently running for re-election, revealed in an interview this week with News Center Maine that she suffers from a nervous system disorder.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

376 Is there nothing that Bibi and The Mossad can't do?

Pay retail.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:05 PM (4NO2D)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

377 372 TJM - How is your son doing?

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)

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Went to school today. Said he got to play in the STEM box instead of playing with the other kids at recess. His arm hurt a little bit through the day, but he never cried.

He's drawing his mother a mother's day card right now.

Thanks for asking!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:05 PM (c3FgC)

378 He's drawing his mother a mother's day card right now.

Thanks for asking!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026

I missed something.

How'd he break his arm?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

379 I just hope Starmer starts going after his rivals. Like...sending police after them because they said something that made someone uncomfortable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 03:42 PM (c3FgC)

That's exactly the stuff I want. But my real hope is that they do it behind closed doors so he looks like even more of a cocks*cking worm.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:06 PM (iERP6)

380 I'm having a keto-friendly crustless sausage quiche for lunch that my wife made.

Good, but I really miss the crust.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (4NO2D)

381 >>>What goes in must come out sometime........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>15 scrambled eggs and gray, smelly ground beef will get you moving pretty quickly.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (D1E+2)

382 Watching Billy Wilder rankings

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (Ia/+0)

383 I missed something.

How'd he break his arm?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Made fun of his dad's ewetub career.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (zZu0s)

384 378 I missed something.

How'd he break his arm?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

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Was swinging from a tree branch during recess a couple of days ago. Slipped, fell, braced his fall with his hands. The impact created a buckle fracture in his right wrist.

He's in a cast (green like the Hulk!) for the next 4 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (c3FgC)

385 Oil speculating can be choppy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (g6DiO)

386 Pay retail.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:05 PM (4NO2D)

Thank God for Goyim!

Although...I have met Christians who are cheaper than I am, so maybe...WASPs!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (iERP6)

387 382 Watching Billy Wilder rankings

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (Ia/+0)

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Who ranks movies?

Movies aren't a competition!

Stupid asshole doing those rankings, if you ask me. Destroys the film of art by doing it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (c3FgC)

388 I just don't see the wisdom of the parliamentary system

it's fair to say it has failed the UK
they pretty much suck as a country now

unless I'm wrong
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (ZxPkt)

The idea behind it is that it can react quickly to events because a loss of a vote can force a quick election. But if there are more than 2 parties allowed, the fact of no majority makes awful coalition governments the rule once unipartyism takes hold of all parties.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)

389 That's exactly the stuff I want. But my real hope is that they do it behind closed doors so he looks like even more of a cocks*cking worm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:06 PM (iERP6)

Ill disagree that i do not need to see those hacked iPhone photos.

*retch*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (zZu0s)

390 Oil speculating can be choppy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM

Lots of slippery characters in that.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (4NO2D)

391 375. She suffers from a nervous system disorder.

Don't we all? Cut down on the coffee.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2026 04:09 PM (9lqZe)

392 Drew Carey is African??

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2026 04:09 PM (wl95D)

393 Was swinging from a tree branch during recess a couple of days ago. Slipped, fell, braced his fall with his hands. The impact created a buckle fracture in his right wrist.

He's in a cast (green like the Hulk!) for the next 4 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (c3FgC)

I can relate. Did that to both arms, on two separate occasions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)

394 384 Was swinging from a tree branch during recess a couple of days ago. Slipped, fell, braced his fall with his hands. The impact created a buckle fracture in his right wrist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (c3FgC)

ouch ouch ouch ouch

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:09 PM (RtN13)

395 Megyn Kelly’s producer is just as baffled as Kelly as to why people are turning on her, believing the only possible explanation must be some kind of botted conspiracy.
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Misogyny. Or the Jews. Or Jewish Misogyny.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 04:00 PM (udZ7r)

her problem is she's not as spectacularly insane as Tucker or Candace, and just comes across as bitchy. Never go bitchy as a podcaster.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+)

396 Never try to save yourself with your arms in a fall.

Become the ball.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (4NO2D)

397 Was swinging from a tree branch during recess a couple of days ago. Slipped, fell, braced his fall with his hands. The impact created a buckle fracture in his right wrist.

that was MY wrist fracture! fun fun fun lol.

he'll heal a zillion times quicker than I did tho!

glad to hear he's doing well!

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)

398 Lots of slippery characters in that.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (4NO2D)

All of that cash lubricates the economy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (iERP6)

399 I bet your little fish head Asian wife doesn't have cannons like these *Hoists Boobs*
==
Supposedly the firm offered a million dollar settlement to the guy on what they call in public a frivolous claim.

Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)

400 3 to 4 weeks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 04:11 PM (g6DiO)

401 It's been a Schadenfreudilisious day.

https://tinyurl.com/3z5ph8xk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

402 396 Never try to save yourself with your arms in a fall.

Become the ball.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (4NO2D)

Explain?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:11 PM (RtN13)

403 Found out on my tv that looked up The Camp on Blood Island and it gives me where it might be found. Will have to see how it works another time.
It was on YouTube

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)

404 The midlands and north are being taken by Reform.
Posted by: GF at May 08, 2026 03:59 PM (iVUs+)
______________________

You'll laugh at my reasoning for why this is happening. Puppies...doggos.

Muslims were complaining that they didn't feel safe visiting or living in northern UK because many of the current residents have dogs that don't require a leash. They're pets and farm dogs.

So, the local municipalities started trying to push restrictions on pet ownership and leash laws on personal property. Don't mess with a Brits dog. Additionally, they held events to entice Muslims into that area, and they left the area covered in trash and filth. That resonated with the generational occupants.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 04:12 PM (dIske)

405 15 This is actually even more interesting and infuriating:

The Noticer
@NoticerNews
The tribunal restored his visa under immigration minister Tony Burke's Direction 110, which this year alone has been used to prevent the deportations of a a Chinese wife-killer, an Ethiopian rapist, an obese homosexual Indian paedophile, an Iranian drug smuggler, a killer Sri Lankan driver, and a Sudanese refugee who was jailed over the fatal stabbing of an Australian teenager.

Remake of the Poseiden Adventure, only land based?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2026 04:12 PM (f/a5g)

406
Was swinging from a tree branch during recess a couple of days ago. Slipped, fell, braced his fall with his hands. The impact created a buckle fracture in his right wrist.

He's in a cast (green like the Hulk!) for the next 4 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (c3FgC)

Ah. Young boy being a young boy. I had a buckle fracture in my left wrist after flipping backwards on my three wheeler once.

Hope he carries a Sharpie to have all his friends sign the cast.

If that's even still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

407 Megyn Kelly’s producer is just as baffled as Kelly as to why people are turning on her, believing the only possible explanation must be some kind of botted conspiracy.
==
Skinny blonde lawyerette turns out to be a singularity of narcissistic self regard. What a surprise!

Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (anL5R)

408 Was swinging from a tree branch during recess a couple of days ago. Slipped, fell, braced his fall with his hands. The impact created a buckle fracture in his right wrist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
.......

I was lucky when I fell out of a tree I landed on my head.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (UjdFS)

409 Made fun of his dad's ewetub career.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2026 04:07 PM (zZu0s)

---------------

"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you."

-- Mom, whipping my ass (and my defensive arms) with a Hot Wheels track -- and those things left marks!

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (lR5Ug)

410 The organizer of the “Muslims only” waterpark event in Texas…

Also runs a LEARING CENTER

https://tinyurl.com/3947vt66

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (0ogfQ)

411 406 Ah. Young boy being a young boy. I had a buckle fracture in my left wrist after flipping backwards on my three wheeler once.

Hope he carries a Sharpie to have all his friends sign the cast.

If that's even still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

His cast remains unsigned today, but that may be because his teacher wasn't there. He had a substitute, who might not have been as comfortable with the unusual action as his regular teacher would have been.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (c3FgC)

412 388 The idea behind it is that it can react quickly to events because a loss of a vote can force a quick election. But if there are more than 2 parties allowed, the fact of no majority makes awful coalition governments the rule once unipartyism takes hold of all parties.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)

Why can't the leader of the ruling party just say "Nope, no elections, I rule as PM until Death"?

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (iXqHn)

413 VA is going to cheat in the midterms more than Lance Armstrong, Rosie Ruiz and 1919 Chicago White Sox combined.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (52qkP)

414 Is Australia now too inbred and retarded to govern themselves?

Too bad, what was once a far flung continent of rednecks with cool accents has melted into a gray, dull blob of faggoty leftist politics and nanny-statism.

Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2026 04:14 PM (oqH4h)

415 If that's even still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

It's exclusionary and sexist. So the entire class has to be able to sign.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:14 PM (iERP6)

416
-- Mom, whipping my ass (and my defensive arms) with a Hot Wheels track -- and those things left marks!
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (lR5Ug)

My mom used a well broke in leather belt.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

417 Maine Sen. Susan Collins, a 73-year-old Republican who has been in office for three decades and is presently running for re-election, revealed in an interview this week with News Center Maine that she suffers from a nervous system disorder.
Posted by: SMOD

Brain blockage?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:14 PM (ndZc7)

418 Become the ball.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (4NO2D)

Explain?
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:11 PM

You put your hands out and you will break your arms, wrists, or fingers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)

419
It's exclusionary and sexist. So the entire class has to be able to sign.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:14 PM (iERP6)

I wish you were joking.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

420 Starmer will just go, "Fuck you," to everyone in the party because he knows that any force to get rid of him leads to snap elections which wipes out Labour. He has no incentive to agree to leave. He waits out the bad news cycle and is still king of patronage and policy.

Which he's been doing for 2 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (c3FgC)

The Tories went through 2 or three PMs before they got thrashed when they were collapsing. No reason Labor couldn't do the same for Starmer and replace him with some other Laborite. It won't help, but Trump might not be raining the Trump curse on someone else so hard.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

421 Hope he carries a Sharpie to have all his friends sign the cast.

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My ex broke her leg skiing in Lake Tahoe.

On the back of her cast above the knee, I drew a Califzuela license plate with a holder that read "I BREAK FOR CROSSED TIPS."

She was not amused ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:15 PM (lR5Ug)

422 But they have backed away from promising mass deportations, which is what Restore wants. Reform look like RINOs next to Restore.

My guess is that Restore’s outsize media coverage compared to their actual size has also made it more reasonable to vote for Reform.

Despite all the Left’s efforts, you can only really have one Hitler. That’s kind of the point.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM (EXyHK)

423 Is Australia now too inbred and retarded to govern themselves?

Too bad, what was once a far flung continent of rednecks with cool accents has melted into a gray, dull blob of faggoty leftist politics and nanny-statism.

Posted by: ballistic
......

The Abbos are still cool.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM (UjdFS)

424 Why can't the leader of the ruling party just say "Nope, no elections, I rule as PM until Death"?

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (iXqHn)

Parliament terms last five years at most. By law.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM (iERP6)

425 418 Become the ball.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:10 PM (4NO2D)

Explain?
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:11 PM

You put your hands out and you will break your arms, wrists, or fingers.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)

Thanks. I get that; I don't get "Become the ball."

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM (RtN13)

426 You can't measure non Sahara African IQ. And if they can speak more than one language they are not low IQ.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 08, 2026 04:17 PM (52qkP)

427 Old and busted: Land Down Under

New and cool: Land of Blunder

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:17 PM (ndZc7)

428 Old and busted: Land Down Under

New and cool: Land of Blunder
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:17 PM (ndZc7)

Where women blow and men blunder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

429 Thanks. I get that; I don't get "Become the ball."
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM

You want to bounce not stick.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)

430 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

431 What is it with politicians who just don't go away and enjoy their last years instead of torturing us forever?

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:18 PM (Ia/+0)

432 429 Thanks. I get that; I don't get "Become the ball."
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM

You want to bounce not stick.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)

Ah. Thanks again.
I have nightmares about breaking a wrist. Never broken anything.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (RtN13)

433 VA is going to cheat in the midterms more than Lance Armstrong, Rosie Ruiz and 1919 Chicago White Sox combined.
==
But not as much as the Houston Astros...

Posted by: Bitter Baseball at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (anL5R)

434 388 The idea behind it is that it can react quickly to events because a loss of a vote can force a quick election. But if there are more than 2 parties allowed, the fact of no majority makes awful coalition governments the rule once unipartyism takes hold of all parties.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)

Why can't the leader of the ruling party just say "Nope, no elections, I rule as PM until Death"?
Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (iXqHn)

You kinda used to, but these days there is a 5 year term where an election must be held before. You can call it early if you think you can do better now rather than at the end of term and the clock resets.

PM can be voted out of power internally by his own party. Or forced to resign first, which is how Churchill got in over Chamberlain in WWII.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

435 420 The Tories went through 2 or three PMs before they got thrashed when they were collapsing. No reason Labor couldn't do the same for Starmer and replace him with some other Laborite. It won't help, but Trump might not be raining the Trump curse on someone else so hard.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

======

All those PMs (there were 5) were willing to resign.

The last two years have shown Starmer won't resign for anything from the riots 2 years ago to the accusations of the Ukraine rent boys to the aid/Epstein thing to this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (c3FgC)

436 Thanks. I get that; I don't get "Become the ball."
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM (RtN13)

Curl up. Don't stick a limb out in an effort to break your fall.

OTOH, maybe a broken arm is less of hassle than having you face a smashed up because you fell into broken glass or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (utfVc)

437 - Mom, whipping my ass (and my defensive arms) with a Hot Wheels track -- and those things left marks!
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 04:13 PM (lR5Ug)

My mom used a well broke in leather belt.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

My dad was a barber and used a razor strop.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (ndZc7)

438 436 Thanks. I get that; I don't get "Become the ball."
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM (RtN13)

Curl up. Don't stick a limb out in an effort to break your fall.

OTOH, maybe a broken arm is less of hassle than having you face a smashed up because you fell into broken glass or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (utfVc)

Thanks. I'll ponder.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (RtN13)

439 Starmer will just go, "Fuck you," to everyone in the party because he knows that any force to get rid of him leads to snap elections which wipes out Labour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:02 PM (c3FgC)

He can be forced out without a general election. Labor has a majority in the House of Commons, so they can call a Labour leadership vote independent of a general election.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (iERP6)

440 Ah. Thanks again.
I have nightmares about breaking a wrist. Never broken anything.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (RtN13)

I broke 2 bones near the wrist but none were wrist bones some years ago. A bathroom flood at base of stairs slip on tile, stuck one hand down to catch myself.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)

441 440 Ah. Thanks again.
I have nightmares about breaking a wrist. Never broken anything.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:19 PM (RtN13)

I broke 2 bones near the wrist but none were wrist bones some years ago. A bathroom flood at base of stairs slip on tile, stuck one hand down to catch myself.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)

Ouch!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (RtN13)

442 I broke 2 bones near the wrist but none were wrist bones some years ago. A bathroom flood at base of stairs slip on tile, stuck one hand down to catch myself.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)

Ouch!
Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:22 PM (RtN13)

Oddly it didn't hurt at all, then. After the repair surgery, that was bad when the meds faded and before the pills started working.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:25 PM (8avO+)

443
Megyn Kelly’s producer is just as baffled as Kelly as to why people are turning on her, believing the only possible explanation must be some kind of botted conspiracy.

Lemme guess. She's become a gutter-mouthed apologist for what clearly are fringe voters cosplaying on the Right?

When folks can quite readily find that you had held positions scarcely six months ago (not "beliefs", mind you) in direct opposition to what you are now voicing, they are well served to consider you as not having a firm portfolio of core values.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 04:25 PM (xG4kz)

444 439 He can be forced out without a general election. Labor has a majority in the House of Commons, so they can call a Labour leadership vote independent of a general election.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:20 PM (iERP6)

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Can only happen before the party session, once a year.

Last one was Sept-Oct of last year. No leadership vote at all, even though Starmer was deeply unpopular and beset by controversy then.

Call me when there are actual moves against Starmer instead of the feminine backbiting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (c3FgC)

445 Lemme guess. She's become a gutter-mouthed apologist for what clearly are fringe voters cosplaying on the Right?

When folks can quite readily find that you had held positions scarcely six months ago (not "beliefs", mind you) in direct opposition to what you are now voicing, they are well served to consider you as not having a firm portfolio of core values.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 04:25 PM (xG4kz)

She left Fox, went MSNBC or whoever, got betrayed and fired...core values aren't a strong suit.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:27 PM (8avO+)

446 Can only happen before the party session, once a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:26 PM (c3FgC)

Dude...this is incorrect.

If Labour want Starmer gone, then they can replace him. You are conflating their internal politics with the rules of the Party and of Parliament.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:29 PM (iERP6)

447 My guess is that Restore’s outsize media coverage compared to their actual size has also made it more reasonable to vote for Reform.

Despite all the Left’s efforts, you can only really have one Hitler. That’s kind of the point.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 08, 2026 04:16 PM (EXyHK)

Also just time and organization. It takes a while to find the hundreds to thousands of people to run a nationwide party and convince people to vote for it. That's why both the commie left and MAGA right found it simpler to take over one of the uniparty parties here.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:31 PM (8avO+)

448 446
Dude...this is incorrect.

If Labour want Starmer gone, then they can replace him. You are conflating their internal politics with the rules of the Party and of Parliament.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2026 04:29 PM (iERP6)

=====

https://is.gd/V7b7i7

I misread these rules.

Still...Starmer's been beset by controversy for literally 2 years and there's been no move on it.

Probably because there's no way to whip the Labour party around a single candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:32 PM (c3FgC)

449 Still...Starmer's been beset by controversy for literally 2 years and there's been no move on it.

Probably because there's no way to whip the Labour party around a single candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 04:32 PM (c3FgC)

They don't seem to have much of a 'bench', I agree. But their polls and this disaster may change the calculus for them, they can't keep riding with Starmer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)

450 I'm convinced Me-Again Kelly is just a deep-state AI sexbot that should be growling like a bearcat in the throws of passion, instead of spewing her conspiracy nonsense. Yeah, baby! Come get some!

Ozempic.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 04:46 PM (D1E+2)

451 I will tell you "what about looting and pillaging", Trump should grant us "letters of marque" authorizing american vitizrns the right to loot and pillage anywhere that has scam centers looting and pillaging us........or even just general piracy on yhr high seas

Alestorm supports this as well

Write to your senator now

Posted by: Save the Wails at May 08, 2026 04:57 PM (jrgJz)

452 Mesh bag, weights, ocean. No.muss,no fuss,and crabs do the clean up.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2026 05:22 PM (P/zug)

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