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Virginia Supreme Court tosses Dem-backed redistricting map, upending expected 10--1 edge
Republicans in Virginia celebrate a circuit court ruling that the Democrat-led redistricting map was unconstitutional. Salena Zito, a Pittsburgh-based columnist, joined 'Fox & Friends First' to react. The Virginia Supreme Court on Friday invalidated a new, voter-approved redistricting map, delivering a significant victory for Republicans in the state ahead of the fast-approaching 2026 midterm elections. "We hold that the legislative process employed to advance this proposal violated Article XII, Section 1 of the Constitution of Virginia," the Virginia Supreme Court said in the ruling. "This constitutional violation incurably taints the resulting referendum vote and nullifies its legal efficacy."
The Virginia Supreme Court heard oral arguments last month over the newly passed congressional map, which voters in the state approved by a narrow 51% to 49% margin. The ballot measure would have given the Democrat-controlled Virginia legislature -- rather than the state's current nonpartisan commission -- temporary redistricting power through 2030. It was also expected to yield a 10-1 advantage for Democrats in Virginia's congressional delegation, up from their current 6-5 edge.lol lol lol lol lol, Lousie Lucas smokes more pot than JackStraw lol lol.
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Greg Pricelol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
@greg_price11 Democrats spent north of $80 million on the Virginia referendum. Almost half of it came from Hakeem Jeffries' personal 501(c)4, House Majority Forward. Louise Lucas, Don Scott, and Abigail Spanberger exerted so much of their political capital to get it passed. All to be stuffed into a locker by SCOVA for the blatantly unconstitutional way they got it on the ballot.
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G'afternoon Ace.
We were about to send out Search and Rescue after you.
I'll let the others know this one's gone live.
We were about to send out Search and Rescue after you.
I'll let the others know this one's gone live.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 12:45 PM (O7YUW)
2
Out in the night,
Glaring eyes in darkness,
Tigers want to fight.
Out in the night,
Spiders all around you,
Spinning webs that make you pray.
Tie you up and you can't get away ...
... except for The Blade who nails another FIRST!
Glaring eyes in darkness,
Tigers want to fight.
Out in the night,
Spiders all around you,
Spinning webs that make you pray.
Tie you up and you can't get away ...
... except for The Blade who nails another FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)
3
First!
Posted by: Jmel at May 08, 2026 12:45 PM (rkK33)
4
Foist??
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 08, 2026 12:45 PM (Oq/TM)
5
Cost state over $65 Million on the election.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM (/+uur)
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Laughed so hard he broke the time machine.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM (NxtrT)
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And lol.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM (NxtrT)
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I'm just so happy to see the html tags in good, working order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM (c3FgC)
9
Not just cruel but eloquent.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM (udZ7r)
10
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (LdBR/)
11
Ace is scaring me.... Is it the crow talking ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (Gdq1t)
12
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
Damn, this is good.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
Damn, this is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
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Knew this was coming.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (CyFyf)
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Greg Price
@greg_price11
Democrats spent north of $80 million on the Virginia referendum.
Almost half of it came from Hakeem Jeffries' personal 501(c)4, House Majority Forward.
Louise Lucas, Don Scott, and Abigail Spanberger exerted so much of their political capital to get it passed.
All to be stuffed into a locker by SCOVA for the blatantly unconstitutional way they got it on the ballot.
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And the GOP spent nothing.
I'm not defending the GOP on this. They weren't predicting wins either at the electoral level or in the legal fight. They were absent.
But it looks like genius in retrospect. A happy accident.
@greg_price11
Democrats spent north of $80 million on the Virginia referendum.
Almost half of it came from Hakeem Jeffries' personal 501(c)4, House Majority Forward.
Louise Lucas, Don Scott, and Abigail Spanberger exerted so much of their political capital to get it passed.
All to be stuffed into a locker by SCOVA for the blatantly unconstitutional way they got it on the ballot.
======
And the GOP spent nothing.
I'm not defending the GOP on this. They weren't predicting wins either at the electoral level or in the legal fight. They were absent.
But it looks like genius in retrospect. A happy accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (c3FgC)
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12:14 12:45.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (g6DiO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (ix8EF)
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Cost Dems over $65 M so far.
State has not published cost yet.
State has not published cost yet.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (/+uur)
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lol lol lol lol dems suck lol lol lol lol
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (2WIwB)
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The lawyer for VA attorney argued that "election" should be very narrowly defined as the day of the election.
Can we apply that to all other elections?
Can we apply that to all other elections?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (108v1)
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Ace is scaring me.... Is it the crow talking ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (Gdq1t)
The Crow is sock-puppeting Ace, homosexually.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2026 12:47 PM (Gdq1t)
The Crow is sock-puppeting Ace, homosexually.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (dK+Kv)
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Hakeem is going to fight!
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
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Welp, we shall see what this brings in November but at last the GOP in office seems to be listening and doing something about Democrat cheatery.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)
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Who gave Ace laughing gas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (V/n1E)
24
Quality commentary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (ExV1e)
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"I'm not defending the GOP on this. They weren't predicting wins either at the electoral level or in the legal fight. They were absent."
Not true.
Not true.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (cOlgq)
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HackEEM Jefferies burned thru $40 M.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (lR5Ug)
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21 Hakeem is going to fight!
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
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He's going to file a lawsuit in the 1st district, get a Massachusetts judge with no jurisdiction to issue an injunction.
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
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He's going to file a lawsuit in the 1st district, get a Massachusetts judge with no jurisdiction to issue an injunction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (c3FgC)
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>>>lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
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Okay, didn't expect THAT. But will allow it.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
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Okay, didn't expect THAT. But will allow it.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (CyFyf)
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ace is sending subliminal messages!
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)
31
The Crow is sock-puppeting Ace, homosexually.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (dK+Kv)
That's not a hand up his ass.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (dK+Kv)
That's not a hand up his ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: The Joker at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (O7YUW)
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Who is Louise Lucas?
And yes: I could look it up. I thought I'd ask first.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (ix8EF)
$20, same as in town, for a dime bag.
And yes: I could look it up. I thought I'd ask first.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (ix8EF)
$20, same as in town, for a dime bag.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (dK+Kv)
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24 Quality commentary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (ExV1e)
Grandiloquent.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (ExV1e)
Grandiloquent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
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Quality commentary by the boss. The Democrats just can't help themselves and keep fucking that chicken.
They don't even kiss it first.
They don't even kiss it first.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (jehhT)
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LMAO...oh man, it's going to be one of these days. ACE is wound up.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (dIske)
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21 Hakeem is going to fight!
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
Posted by: runner
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Bloviation is about the only way he has to try to tell those donors that he and VA Dems screwed up. Especially when he asks them to pony up even more money for this fall's House races.
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
Posted by: runner
======
Bloviation is about the only way he has to try to tell those donors that he and VA Dems screwed up. Especially when he asks them to pony up even more money for this fall's House races.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)
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Gaylord went to Virginia.
Didn't even get a reach around this time. Wonder how the 'library' opening will go?
Didn't even get a reach around this time. Wonder how the 'library' opening will go?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (V/n1E)
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The Crow is sock-puppeting Ace, homosexually.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (dK+Kv)
There was a day probably 20 years ago where if you told me I would one day laugh at this sentence I would assume I was going to have dementia.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (dK+Kv)
There was a day probably 20 years ago where if you told me I would one day laugh at this sentence I would assume I was going to have dementia.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (udZ7r)
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I'm just so happy to see the html tags in good, working order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM
Won't you think of the hungry members of the Moron community?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM
Won't you think of the hungry members of the Moron community?
Posted by: The Barrel at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (108v1)
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Ancient Irish vuvuzelas.
youtube.com/watch?v=bpP__q0rwp4
youtube.com/watch?v=bpP__q0rwp4
Posted by: gp at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (N8ZBc)
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Subtle Cruelness
Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (53oGX)
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The VA Supreme Court just annexed the Sudetenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (g6DiO)
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Higher chance now for the GOP to hold the House, but to what end? Will we get a GOP Congress that works with Trump enact popular America-first legislation or more of the same establishment obstructionist?
It is crucial that the 2030 census be conducted fairly this time, or else the flood of NY and CA refugees won't make a difference in helping repair the nation.
It is crucial that the 2030 census be conducted fairly this time, or else the flood of NY and CA refugees won't make a difference in helping repair the nation.
Posted by: Martbell at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (as6X5)
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@36/Orson: "LMAO...oh man, it's going to be one of these days. ACE is wound up."
The use of Ace's cruelty in the mocking of the Democrats has been approved.
The use of Ace's cruelty in the mocking of the Democrats has been approved.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)
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36 LMAO...oh man, it's going to be one of these days. ACE is wound up.
Posted by: Orson
=====
This week has been fairly momentous in news.
Posted by: Orson
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This week has been fairly momentous in news.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)
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Now they have to pass it again.
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (MtSIY)
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Afternoon Ace.
Over at Twitchy there's a statement from Jefferies which clearly shows he's losing his mind. His 501c(4) spent $40m on the VA BS. Hahahahaha. I'm sure his uncle Leonard is blaming "white devils"
Over at Twitchy there's a statement from Jefferies which clearly shows he's losing his mind. His 501c(4) spent $40m on the VA BS. Hahahahaha. I'm sure his uncle Leonard is blaming "white devils"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (gu0hJ)
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Ace still manages to squeeze in shots at JackStraw and garrett among all the mirth.
Ducanthrax and Big Penguin hardest hit ...
Ducanthrax and Big Penguin hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (lR5Ug)
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (rg/w7)
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Hakeem Jefferies will call Tyrant Judge Boasberg?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (V/n1E)
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fat willow:
#1
341 7 Barely 11,000 votes were cast out of 90,000 registered voters, representing a 12% turnout. The conservatives lost by a 52/48 margin, each losing by less than 500 votes. If the 79,000 non-voters have any complaints about the left’s woke agenda, they forsook the most important place to stop it – their local schools.
Keep staying home, you dipshits.
This is why we'll NEVER have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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#2
343 46 Speaking of Texas elections, I keep getting anti-Chip Roy material from Mayes Middleton. I asked Grok about the accusations and it says most of them are overblown to downright false. What are the feelings of other Texas residents when in comes to the Attorney General spot?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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He voted to impeach Trump and is a negative on Ken Paxton. One may call him a cow patty or a wind sock. I prefer self-promoting blow hard.
#1
341 7 Barely 11,000 votes were cast out of 90,000 registered voters, representing a 12% turnout. The conservatives lost by a 52/48 margin, each losing by less than 500 votes. If the 79,000 non-voters have any complaints about the left’s woke agenda, they forsook the most important place to stop it – their local schools.
Keep staying home, you dipshits.
This is why we'll NEVER have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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#2
343 46 Speaking of Texas elections, I keep getting anti-Chip Roy material from Mayes Middleton. I asked Grok about the accusations and it says most of them are overblown to downright false. What are the feelings of other Texas residents when in comes to the Attorney General spot?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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He voted to impeach Trump and is a negative on Ken Paxton. One may call him a cow patty or a wind sock. I prefer self-promoting blow hard.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (0ogfQ)
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Ace is laughing so hard, he forgot the pudding cup.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (XxHEN)
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Willowed/ICYMI
MLB players on Maddox, with Inside Edge discussion on "Command."
https://youtu.be/_R71pLVZfeM
MLB players on Maddox, with Inside Edge discussion on "Command."
https://youtu.be/_R71pLVZfeM
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)
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I see .Louise Lucas is the Va State politician whose cannabis place was just raided.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (ix8EF)
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Happy Friday, ace!
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)
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Hakeem is going to fight!
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
==
BAMN. They sure say that...a lot. I expect even more unhinged, embarrassing Democrat spectacles to commence. It's Jim Crow!
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
==
BAMN. They sure say that...a lot. I expect even more unhinged, embarrassing Democrat spectacles to commence. It's Jim Crow!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (qBdHI)
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Democrats spent north of $80 million on the Virginia referendum.
So spending south is spending less?
What happens if you spend east or west?
Sheesh.
Where's my damn compass??
So spending south is spending less?
What happens if you spend east or west?
Sheesh.
Where's my damn compass??
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)
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LMAO...oh man, it's going to be one of these days. ACE is wound up.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM
So soon after yesterday's shaken Manhattan reaction by CBD?
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM
So soon after yesterday's shaken Manhattan reaction by CBD?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (108v1)
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44 Higher chance now for the GOP to hold the House, but to what end? Will we get a GOP Congress that works with Trump enact popular America-first legislation or more of the same establishment obstructionist?
It is crucial that the 2030 census be conducted fairly this time, or else the flood of NY and CA refugees won't make a difference in helping repair the nation.
Posted by: Martbell at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (as6X5)
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This is why I've been saying the 2026 election was actually rather low stakes.
In terms of policy, there'd be almost no change with Dems taking the House (they have no chance of taking the Senate).
We'd get impeachment theater that goes nowhere for 2 years and pretty much nothing else (ICE being fully funded for enforcement through 2028 and the rest of DHS going to be also fully funded like that with the new reconciliation bill will help that along).
It is crucial that the 2030 census be conducted fairly this time, or else the flood of NY and CA refugees won't make a difference in helping repair the nation.
Posted by: Martbell at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (as6X5)
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This is why I've been saying the 2026 election was actually rather low stakes.
In terms of policy, there'd be almost no change with Dems taking the House (they have no chance of taking the Senate).
We'd get impeachment theater that goes nowhere for 2 years and pretty much nothing else (ICE being fully funded for enforcement through 2028 and the rest of DHS going to be also fully funded like that with the new reconciliation bill will help that along).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (c3FgC)
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I'm sure his uncle Leonard is blaming "white devils"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (gu0hJ)
We'll take it as a W.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (gu0hJ)
We'll take it as a W.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)
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Astute post from Maxi@AllForProgress on X. Applies to the US too.
"There are the usual notes on procedure. People like my parents, Britain's ultimate swing voter category, were buried with doorknockers, and their earnest heartfelt pleas, in the final few weeks of campaigning. An avalanche of appeals after five years of having not a single party representative knocking on their doors, inquiring after them, or following up on their concerns.
There is still no party on the slate that understands that such elections as these are won between campaigns, through diligent attention to voters and relentless follow-up, not with three weeks to go. This, to my mind, is the single greatest predictor of governmental success, and it's a test that none of the current bottle are passing.
Whatever; the cumulative picture is the one we've watched forming for some time. Britain is shopping, rotating through every available political product, trying them on for size, and finding them generally wanting.
The political market is wide open. The next general election will reward whoever spends the intervening period building something vast, intense, and serious. . ."
"There are the usual notes on procedure. People like my parents, Britain's ultimate swing voter category, were buried with doorknockers, and their earnest heartfelt pleas, in the final few weeks of campaigning. An avalanche of appeals after five years of having not a single party representative knocking on their doors, inquiring after them, or following up on their concerns.
There is still no party on the slate that understands that such elections as these are won between campaigns, through diligent attention to voters and relentless follow-up, not with three weeks to go. This, to my mind, is the single greatest predictor of governmental success, and it's a test that none of the current bottle are passing.
Whatever; the cumulative picture is the one we've watched forming for some time. Britain is shopping, rotating through every available political product, trying them on for size, and finding them generally wanting.
The political market is wide open. The next general election will reward whoever spends the intervening period building something vast, intense, and serious. . ."
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)
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Hawaiian judge: I got nothing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (gu0hJ)
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47 Now they have to pass it again.
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (MtSIY)
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And it barely passed this time while they had a massive spending advantage.
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (MtSIY)
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And it barely passed this time while they had a massive spending advantage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (c3FgC)
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/Orson: "LMAO...oh man, it's going to be one of these days. ACE is wound up."
The use of Ace's cruelty in the mocking of the Democrats has been approved.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)
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All we're missing is a follow-up essay from VDH entitled "LOL GF!"
The use of Ace's cruelty in the mocking of the Democrats has been approved.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)
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All we're missing is a follow-up essay from VDH entitled "LOL GF!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (lR5Ug)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (NZIuw)
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Fridays are always great but this news is bonus double good. CIA Barbie can get stuffed….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (D2O3S)
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I think what bukkake-ed this map was not only the blatantly illegal timing on the referendum, but also the insanely misleading and pretentious way they wrote the referendum. The SC decision didn't hinge on that at all, but I'll bet it effected the 4 members of the majority.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
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>>>15 12:14 12:45.
so, the site was, get this, down for a half an hour, at least the back end (posting/editing side of the blog).
so, the site was, get this, down for a half an hour, at least the back end (posting/editing side of the blog).
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)
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Lol, indeed.
Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (NYInA)
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BAMN. They sure say that...a lot. I expect even more unhinged, embarrassing Democrat spectacles to commence. It's Jim Crow!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (qBdHI)
Great, more assassination attempts.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (qBdHI)
Great, more assassination attempts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
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"... except for The Blade who nails another FIRST!"
Welcome to the Barrel. Go away, shut up, and enjoy some "time in the wilderness."
Welcome to the Barrel. Go away, shut up, and enjoy some "time in the wilderness."
Posted by: The Barrel at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (qFwJc)
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I'm no expert on Ewok behavior, but I think Ace is having way too much fun with this.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (gnNyN)
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so, the site was, get this, down for a half an hour, at least the back end (posting/editing side of the blog).
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)
You know, as men get older this does happen (the back end falling down.) It's ok, it happens.
I recommend asian squats.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)
You know, as men get older this does happen (the back end falling down.) It's ok, it happens.
I recommend asian squats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)
75
Needs more Flaming Skulls.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (g6DiO)
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (GD0B3)
77
>>>53 Ace is laughing so hard, he forgot the pudding cup.
I tried, but the site was glitching. Let me go back and add that now.
I tried, but the site was glitching. Let me go back and add that now.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (1wjle)
78
It's Jim Crow!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (qBdHI)
LOL the court decision against them? LOL
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (qBdHI)
LOL the court decision against them? LOL
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (udZ7r)
79
The left: Gerrymanding is WRONG!
Also the left: And racial discrimination is WRONG!
Also, also the left: And if you don't let us gerrymander via racial discrimination democracy dies!
Also the left: And racial discrimination is WRONG!
Also, also the left: And if you don't let us gerrymander via racial discrimination democracy dies!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)
80
22 Welp, we shall see what this brings in November but at last the GOP in office seems to be listening and doing something about Democrat cheatery.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)
Well, this was done by the Supreme Court of VA...so it was the courts doing the right thing for once...at least some of them...
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)
Well, this was done by the Supreme Court of VA...so it was the courts doing the right thing for once...at least some of them...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (tOcjL)
81
Hahahaha!!!!!!
Suck it you commie bastards!!!!!!!
Suck it you commie bastards!!!!!!!
Posted by: Billythesquid at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (RkVL3)
82
Yo, VDH! Fartclam, bro!
Posted by: gp at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (V/n1E)
84
so, the site was, get this, down for a half an hour, at least the back end (posting/editing side of the blog).
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)
Bet it was the same people who hacked Canvas yesterday. Crafty f**kers.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)
Bet it was the same people who hacked Canvas yesterday. Crafty f**kers.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (NxtrT)
85
Without seeing the actual ruling i would guess the court didnt rule the MAP was unconstitutional just the extra-constitutional process they went about to pass the redrawn map.
Posted by: JTSmith at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (UFgPE)
86
Not being (or wanting to be) a student of VA law or politics, is there a reason that the Ds couldn't have followed the constitutionally required process and still won in the end? Were they just in too big of a hurry?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (D2O3S)
88
Chicks dig the longball.
Posted by: Greg Maddux at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (Vyex6)
89
okay the pudding cups were added. They were always supposed to be there but the site just kept timing out.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (1wjle)
90
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
Damn, this is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Hmmm...
Train an AI with Ace's posts then have it generate an article in the Stylin of Ace (tm) on anything... random, like a bowling alley burning down -
Bowling alley burnt down.
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Bowling alley
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
burnt down
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Jackstraw stole my stash.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
Damn, this is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Hmmm...
Train an AI with Ace's posts then have it generate an article in the Stylin of Ace (tm) on anything... random, like a bowling alley burning down -
Bowling alley burnt down.
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Bowling alley
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
burnt down
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Jackstraw stole my stash.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (/lPRQ)
91
Flaming pudding skulls?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (V/n1E)
92
is that the top state court? in nys supreme court is the low court. but good either way. ha
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (CWTWj)
93
Good post Whig.
Reminds me of the two dipshit senators here in Washington state, Cantwell and Murray. You never hear about them until a couple months before the election when they make the obligatory appearances in Seattle and Olympia.
Reminds me of the two dipshit senators here in Washington state, Cantwell and Murray. You never hear about them until a couple months before the election when they make the obligatory appearances in Seattle and Olympia.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (2WIwB)
94
Ducanthrax and Big Penguin hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM
My strength is the strength of ten, because my heart is pure.
Big Penguin, on the other hand ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM
My strength is the strength of ten, because my heart is pure.
Big Penguin, on the other hand ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (8gdoz)
95
Higher chance now for the GOP to hold the House, but to what end? Will we get a GOP Congress that works with Trump enact popular America-first legislation or more of the same establishment obstructionist?
It does look like we are very slowly dropping GOPers for MAGA types.
So the question is what percentage of the GOP were GOPers in 2016 and what percentage then are left?
It does look like we are very slowly dropping GOPers for MAGA types.
So the question is what percentage of the GOP were GOPers in 2016 and what percentage then are left?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (udZ7r)
97
I asked a friend, who is involved with the GOP here in SC "Is there a redistricting plan to eliminate Clyburn?"
His response:
"Impossible."
LOL. Fuck the GOP in SC.
His response:
"Impossible."
LOL. Fuck the GOP in SC.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (qFwJc)
98
85 Without seeing the actual ruling i would guess the court didnt rule the MAP was unconstitutional just the extra-constitutional process they went about to pass the redrawn map.
Posted by: JTSmith at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (UFgPE)
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Yeah, it was the whole, "not follow any processes as laid out for getting an amendment passed" not anything about the map.
40% of early votes were in before the legislature released the map at all.
Posted by: JTSmith at May 08, 2026 12:56 PM (UFgPE)
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Yeah, it was the whole, "not follow any processes as laid out for getting an amendment passed" not anything about the map.
40% of early votes were in before the legislature released the map at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (c3FgC)
99
Not to be "that guy", but didn't SCOTUS allow California to keep their illegal gerrymander?
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (Cjger)
100
This is why I've been saying the 2026 election was actually rather low stakes.
In terms of policy, there'd be almost no change with Dems taking the House (they have no chance of taking the Senate).
We'd get impeachment theater that goes nowhere for 2 years and pretty much nothing else (ICE being fully funded for enforcement through 2028 and the rest of DHS going to be also fully funded like that with the new reconciliation bill will help that along).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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It matters. Mostly regular procedure in 2026 in budgeting. Doing that again this biennial term means it becomes reestablished more and returns more power to the members than leadership staffs.
It also means fewer and fewer McConnell acolytes in the Senate. Cornyn is likely gone, Cassidy appears to be so. Mitch gone. And Murcow is facing the electorate in 2028, possibly without Ranked Choice voting to save her ass this time.
The massive fraud investigations must continue and that is the heart of corruption that is bankrupting the US. Keeping the Senate while neutering GOPe types helps make sure of that.
In terms of policy, there'd be almost no change with Dems taking the House (they have no chance of taking the Senate).
We'd get impeachment theater that goes nowhere for 2 years and pretty much nothing else (ICE being fully funded for enforcement through 2028 and the rest of DHS going to be also fully funded like that with the new reconciliation bill will help that along).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
It matters. Mostly regular procedure in 2026 in budgeting. Doing that again this biennial term means it becomes reestablished more and returns more power to the members than leadership staffs.
It also means fewer and fewer McConnell acolytes in the Senate. Cornyn is likely gone, Cassidy appears to be so. Mitch gone. And Murcow is facing the electorate in 2028, possibly without Ranked Choice voting to save her ass this time.
The massive fraud investigations must continue and that is the heart of corruption that is bankrupting the US. Keeping the Senate while neutering GOPe types helps make sure of that.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)
101
Poor Garrett, butt of many jokes.
Posted by: Unfair To Poofters Everywhere at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (oftw2)
102
47 Now they have to pass it again.
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (MtSIY)
Wrong - they have to pass it again AFTER next year's election, so in 2028 after the new folks are seated. There must be an intervening election and the court found that hasn't yet for a 2nd vote to happen yet.
So, 2028. Then the voters vote again.
Gives Dems time to fix any other issues with the current amendment and just revote one that will pass all SC muster in this term, when it's an easy pass.
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (MtSIY)
Wrong - they have to pass it again AFTER next year's election, so in 2028 after the new folks are seated. There must be an intervening election and the court found that hasn't yet for a 2nd vote to happen yet.
So, 2028. Then the voters vote again.
Gives Dems time to fix any other issues with the current amendment and just revote one that will pass all SC muster in this term, when it's an easy pass.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (tOcjL)
103
3 flaming skull day!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (O7YUW)
104
>>> Willowed/ICYMI
MLB players on Maddox, with Inside Edge discussion on "Command."
https://youtu.be/_R71pLVZfeM
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)
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The comment section about Bonds are hilarious.
Also, Maddox once threw an 89 pitch complete game win. Strikeouts are fascist.
MLB players on Maddox, with Inside Edge discussion on "Command."
https://youtu.be/_R71pLVZfeM
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)
======
The comment section about Bonds are hilarious.
Also, Maddox once threw an 89 pitch complete game win. Strikeouts are fascist.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (CyFyf)
105
Minx 0.8 Beta vs Claude?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (V/n1E)
106
When does Governor CIA Barbie issue an angry statement stating...wait for it...ray-cissm by Republicans is the reason the VA SC ruled the election invalid?
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (XxHEN)
108
I haz lolboner
Posted by: Dipped in skullpudding at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)
109
"The Virginia Supreme Court on Friday invalidated a new, voter-approved redistricting map, delivering a significant victory for Republicans in the state ahead of the fast-approaching 2026 midterm elections."
Their emphasis is on, "Voter-Approved."
When CA had a referendum on homosexual marriage, rejecting it, the court struck it down, despite constitutionally validity.
Their emphasis is on, "Voter-Approved."
When CA had a referendum on homosexual marriage, rejecting it, the court struck it down, despite constitutionally validity.
Posted by: davidt at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (Q+gd/)
110
"68 I think what bukkake-ed this map was not only the blatantly illegal timing on the referendum, but also the insanely misleading and pretentious way they wrote the referendum. The SC decision didn't hinge on that at all, but I'll bet it effected the 4 members of the majority."
The wording of the referendum and the violation of the requirements to show the proposed map, etc, were submitted as a second case. It's now mooted because of this ruling. Agree though that it was on their minds. People at work have been thinking SCOVA would have rather ruled on this particular technical issue than wade into how a referendum is written. They don't like to get involved in what they view as legislative processes.
The wording of the referendum and the violation of the requirements to show the proposed map, etc, were submitted as a second case. It's now mooted because of this ruling. Agree though that it was on their minds. People at work have been thinking SCOVA would have rather ruled on this particular technical issue than wade into how a referendum is written. They don't like to get involved in what they view as legislative processes.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (cOlgq)
111
Someone needs to get Ace a laughing flaming skull gif.
Posted by: GuardianB at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (y9pGs)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (ly3pG)
113
Consider the Dems set this mess off. First the SC decision on race, now this VA decision and it looks like the Dems can't stop punching themselves in the nuts
There is no way that this will not cause younger Dems to revolt against older Dems who effed up this bad
There is no way that this will not cause younger Dems to revolt against older Dems who effed up this bad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (gu0hJ)
114
If the economy is looking good in 3 months or so, and we add in the various redistricting efforts you could see massive R gains.
Which would be comical because until the end leftwing outlets will be touting push polls showing a blue wave...
Which would be comical because until the end leftwing outlets will be touting push polls showing a blue wave...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
115
41 Ancient Irish vuvuzelas.
youtube.com/watch?v=bpP__q0rwp4
Posted by: gp
--
'Vikings', with Tony Curtis?
youtube.com/watch?v=bpP__q0rwp4
Posted by: gp
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'Vikings', with Tony Curtis?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (0ogfQ)
116
re 86: probably thought they could get away with it. you know they're relentless and will keep trying.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (CWTWj)
117
We once had a 64 skull day I think. Can't remember what it was.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (udZ7r)
118
97 I asked a friend, who is involved with the GOP here in SC "Is there a redistricting plan to eliminate Clyburn?"
His response:
"Impossible."
LOL. Fuck the GOP in SC.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (qFwJc)
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The House passed a resolution to redistrict with a super majority.
The state Senate would have to buck that after Indiana.
I mean, it's possible.
His response:
"Impossible."
LOL. Fuck the GOP in SC.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (qFwJc)
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The House passed a resolution to redistrict with a super majority.
The state Senate would have to buck that after Indiana.
I mean, it's possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (c3FgC)
119
Suck it, Spanberger
Lick it, Obama
Lick it, Obama
Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (JFvUH)
120
So if I understood this post correctly-
The Virginia Supreme Court ruled that Garrett is a homo.
Did I get that right?
So if I understood this post correctly-
The Virginia Supreme Court ruled that Garrett is a homo.
Did I get that right?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (iJfKG)
121
The lawyer for VA attorney argued that "election" should be very narrowly defined as the day of the election.
Can we apply that to all other elections?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Or, not so narrow at all if the context is "election day".
Can we apply that to all other elections?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Or, not so narrow at all if the context is "election day".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Even funnier at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (TbWk/)
123
Have black folks from Memphis voted to secede from TN yet ? and if so, how do the white folks who live there and vote Republican feel?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (ix8EF)
124
5 Cost state over $65 Million on the election.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM (/+uur)
Cost TAXPAYERS over $65 million on the election.
FIFY
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 08, 2026 12:46 PM (/+uur)
Cost TAXPAYERS over $65 million on the election.
FIFY
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (rkhDX)
125
I asked a friend, who is involved with the GOP here in SC "Is there a redistricting plan to eliminate Clyburn?"
New England hasn't had a Republican in years, even when red waves came.
So this isn't a matter of can't, it is a matter of "don't want to"
New England hasn't had a Republican in years, even when red waves came.
So this isn't a matter of can't, it is a matter of "don't want to"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)
126
and here i thought that the UK election results would be the #1 "flaming skull" story of the day.
(Hint: Labour destroyed, Stamer likely out, UK goes full anti-immibgration.)
(Hint: Labour destroyed, Stamer likely out, UK goes full anti-immibgration.)
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:00 PM (Av6i5)
127
"SCOVA don't like to get involved in what they view as legislative processes."
Most legislators wish they could avoid it too.
Most legislators wish they could avoid it too.
Posted by: gp at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM (N8ZBc)
128
There is no way that this will not cause younger Dems to revolt against older Dems who effed up this bad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM
On it!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM
On it!
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM (8gdoz)
129
Wait.... a state supreme court actually blew the dust off and read a state's constitution?
Next thing you'll know we'll have dogs and cats being friends, Reform winning in Britain, and blurry grainy videos of UFO's that look like helicopters and light reflections!
Next thing you'll know we'll have dogs and cats being friends, Reform winning in Britain, and blurry grainy videos of UFO's that look like helicopters and light reflections!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: barbarausa at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
132
Hiring a real lawyer to read the Virginia Code would be less than $80 Million.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM (g6DiO)
133
100
The massive fraud investigations must continue and that is the heart of corruption that is bankrupting the US. Keeping the Senate while neutering GOPe types helps make sure of that.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)
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The Senate is not in play at all.
Dems would have to win NC (50/50), ME ( Platner? HA!), Texas (HA!), and one other, all while holding onto GA (Fulton is being investigated so Ossoff is a darkhorse for losing), and MI (nominating El-Sayed makes it a toss up at least).
And the DOJ won't slow down because of anything Congress does, so real investigations continue no matter what.
The massive fraud investigations must continue and that is the heart of corruption that is bankrupting the US. Keeping the Senate while neutering GOPe types helps make sure of that.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)
======
The Senate is not in play at all.
Dems would have to win NC (50/50), ME ( Platner? HA!), Texas (HA!), and one other, all while holding onto GA (Fulton is being investigated so Ossoff is a darkhorse for losing), and MI (nominating El-Sayed makes it a toss up at least).
And the DOJ won't slow down because of anything Congress does, so real investigations continue no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM (c3FgC)
134
"Not being (or wanting to be) a student of VA law or politics, is there a reason that the Ds couldn't have followed the constitutionally required process and still won in the end? Were they just in too big of a hurry?"
Two schools of thought. The first is that they simply got greedy. The second is that they tanked this so intentionally so they knew it would get overturned and have a talking point about political courts disenfranchising people's votes so they could fire up the base for midterms.
It's probably the first. Spanberger and the Virginia Dems aren't that clever for the second.
Two schools of thought. The first is that they simply got greedy. The second is that they tanked this so intentionally so they knew it would get overturned and have a talking point about political courts disenfranchising people's votes so they could fire up the base for midterms.
It's probably the first. Spanberger and the Virginia Dems aren't that clever for the second.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 01:02 PM (cOlgq)
135
>>>Not to be "that guy", but didn't SCOTUS allow California to keep their illegal gerrymander?
the california courts did, yes, I think. this is the virginia court and they have a different constitution with different requirements for amending the constitution.
the california courts did, yes, I think. this is the virginia court and they have a different constitution with different requirements for amending the constitution.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 01:02 PM (1wjle)
136
86 Not being (or wanting to be) a student of VA law or politics, is there a reason that the Ds couldn't have followed the constitutionally required process and still won in the end? Were they just in too big of a hurry?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)
They didn't start panicking last year and pushing this til other states had started the process changing their electoral districts (remember, VA voters had voted in a "we are gonna have fair distrcits" amendment, just back in 2020). By then, VA had started early voting for the 2025 state elections b/c thanks to Ds, we have one of the earliest and longest voting period for elections.
AKA - they got what was coming to them by the changes to elections they themselves made.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)
They didn't start panicking last year and pushing this til other states had started the process changing their electoral districts (remember, VA voters had voted in a "we are gonna have fair distrcits" amendment, just back in 2020). By then, VA had started early voting for the 2025 state elections b/c thanks to Ds, we have one of the earliest and longest voting period for elections.
AKA - they got what was coming to them by the changes to elections they themselves made.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:02 PM (tOcjL)
137
Not to be "that guy", but didn't SCOTUS allow California to keep their illegal gerrymander?
Yes. It appears that The Rule is now "gerrymander to your heart's content, just follow your own damn rules to do it."
Yes. It appears that The Rule is now "gerrymander to your heart's content, just follow your own damn rules to do it."
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs)
138
It's probably the first. Spanberger and the Virginia Dems aren't that clever for the second.
Things in politics are usually exactly what they look like they are.
Spanburger and co figured the SC would rubber stamp whatever they wanted and they could produce enough ballots in the deep blue areas to win and that was all the consideration they took into it.
Things in politics are usually exactly what they look like they are.
Spanburger and co figured the SC would rubber stamp whatever they wanted and they could produce enough ballots in the deep blue areas to win and that was all the consideration they took into it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
139
I liked the "stuffed in a locker" analogy to the ruling's affect.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (cWLG3)
140
113 Consider the Dems set this mess off. First the SC decision on race, now this VA decision and it looks like the Dems can't stop punching themselves in the nuts
There is no way that this will not cause younger Dems to revolt against older Dems who effed up this bad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (gu0hJ)
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It either started with Biden's DOJ suing Texas over its maps or Hochul doing the mid-decade redistricting a couple of years ago.
What really set off the rush was Newsom making Texas' new map about himself which led to the reprisals and escalations. The left could have stopped when Indiana stopped their process, but VA just went full lobster.
And now the state level GOPs have an example of what happens when they appease the left on the issue and VA doesn't have a new map.
There is no way that this will not cause younger Dems to revolt against older Dems who effed up this bad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 12:59 PM (gu0hJ)
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It either started with Biden's DOJ suing Texas over its maps or Hochul doing the mid-decade redistricting a couple of years ago.
What really set off the rush was Newsom making Texas' new map about himself which led to the reprisals and escalations. The left could have stopped when Indiana stopped their process, but VA just went full lobster.
And now the state level GOPs have an example of what happens when they appease the left on the issue and VA doesn't have a new map.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (c3FgC)
141
Why did they let any passengers off that cruise ship?
Level 3, low threat.
But cow-orker was already blaming RFK Jr. Talk about a sheep.
Level 3, low threat.
But cow-orker was already blaming RFK Jr. Talk about a sheep.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (V/n1E)
142
No wonder Jeffreys was all in a rage. If I'd blown that much money, I'd be raging too!
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (G0vdT)
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102 47 Now they have to pass it again.
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (MtSIY)
Wrong - they have to pass it again AFTER next year's election, so in 2028 after the new folks are seated. There must be an intervening election and the court found that hasn't yet for a 2nd vote to happen yet.
So, 2028. Then the voters vote again.
Gives Dems time to fix any other issues with the current amendment and just revote one that will pass all SC muster in this term, when it's an easy pass.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (tOcjL)
They are running out of time to hold this year's primary and get all the necessary ducks in a row for the November election. However, they will try to work-around the invalidation of the amendment election. Lawfare never gives up. Because Soros pays to keep Lawfare lawyers working, regardless of some losses.
Next year.
When the entire house and senate are up for reelection.
And they only have a 2 seat majority in the senate.
And their majority leader is under criminal investigation.
But I'm sure it'll pass ....
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 12:51 PM (MtSIY)
Wrong - they have to pass it again AFTER next year's election, so in 2028 after the new folks are seated. There must be an intervening election and the court found that hasn't yet for a 2nd vote to happen yet.
So, 2028. Then the voters vote again.
Gives Dems time to fix any other issues with the current amendment and just revote one that will pass all SC muster in this term, when it's an easy pass.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 12:58 PM (tOcjL)
They are running out of time to hold this year's primary and get all the necessary ducks in a row for the November election. However, they will try to work-around the invalidation of the amendment election. Lawfare never gives up. Because Soros pays to keep Lawfare lawyers working, regardless of some losses.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (5rh/l)
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The lawyer for VA attorney argued that "election" should be very narrowly defined as the day of the election.
Can we apply that to all other elections?
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While at the same time Jumanji Jackson was arguing LA must keep their unconstitutional map in place because the "election" was already underway, not because early voting had started, but as absentee ballots had been sent out.
And the Three Dunces are guaranteed to rule that--solely for the purpose of accepting ballots after Election Day--that "election day" means only when the votes are counted.
Can we apply that to all other elections?
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While at the same time Jumanji Jackson was arguing LA must keep their unconstitutional map in place because the "election" was already underway, not because early voting had started, but as absentee ballots had been sent out.
And the Three Dunces are guaranteed to rule that--solely for the purpose of accepting ballots after Election Day--that "election day" means only when the votes are counted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (MtSIY)
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One other thing with VA - the last governor did nothing with his mandate. Really, really disappointing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
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flaming pudding skull is best flaming pudding
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (xcxpd)
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Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)
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Lousie Lucas smokes more pot than JackStraw lol lol.
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lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
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lol buzz adrenaline lol
Hah.
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lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
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lol buzz adrenaline lol
Hah.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi's Ghost at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (ynpvh)
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137 Not to be "that guy", but didn't SCOTUS allow California to keep their illegal gerrymander?
Yes. It appears that The Rule is now "gerrymander to your heart's content, just follow your own damn rules to do it."
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs)
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The Rule is "SCOTUS is not going to save you from stupid gerrymandering. It's not our business."
Yes. It appears that The Rule is now "gerrymander to your heart's content, just follow your own damn rules to do it."
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs)
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The Rule is "SCOTUS is not going to save you from stupid gerrymandering. It's not our business."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (c3FgC)
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So apparently Steve Cohen from TN will be suing over this decision.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (2sfNr)
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Virginia's cannabis queen, Louise Lucas, was under "investigation" during *biden's reign of error.
It was obviously slow walked.
It was obviously slow walked.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (jehhT)
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We once had a 64 skull day I think. Can't remember what it was.
Yeah, I don't recall the topic but there was one day when Ace figured out how to cut-n-paste the HTML with the skull image and amused himself until the page was practically unreadable.
Yeah, I don't recall the topic but there was one day when Ace figured out how to cut-n-paste the HTML with the skull image and amused himself until the page was practically unreadable.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)
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Just when you thought Spamburger couldn't get any more frigid.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (UjdFS)
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which voters in the state approved by a narrow 51% to 49% margin.
As with any state that has a mail-in ballot system, a "narrow margin" win for the Dems means the box was stuffed just enough to push it over the line.
As with any state that has a mail-in ballot system, a "narrow margin" win for the Dems means the box was stuffed just enough to push it over the line.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (7qznS)
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Rumor had it that a lot of VA voters were supremely angry at the full throttle Democrat plan to strip their representation away by way of their gerrymandered obscenity. I don't know what the vote numbers were for the referendum, but I'll hold out hope that the citizens of that state are wide-awake now, and even though I have no doubt the D's will try to ram this through again (this time, constitutionally), they'll come out in droves to vote it down.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (qBdHI)
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Also in the meantime we can get Arlington bundled back into DC
Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (JFvUH)
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As a Virginian now saved from an arm of a Fairfax district: https://tinyurl.com/rppjjvry
Turns out the “secret chord” is just reading your own constitution.
Turns out the “secret chord” is just reading your own constitution.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (EXyHK)
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Yeah, I don't recall the topic but there was one day when Ace figured out how to cut-n-paste the HTML with the skull image and amused himself until the page was practically unreadable.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)
Better than watching the other ways he amuses himself...
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)
Better than watching the other ways he amuses himself...
Posted by: Stick situation at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (TbWk/)
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@133 TJM, Cooper in NC is getting slammed by the crime stats of the people he released during COVID. The recidivism rate is huge and 18 went on to commit murder. The Republicans are hammering him.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (gu0hJ)
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156 Also in the meantime we can get Arlington bundled back into DC
Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (JFvUH)
MDCSA...Make DC Square Again.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (JFvUH)
MDCSA...Make DC Square Again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (ynpvh)
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>>>We once had a 64 skull day I think. Can't remember what it was.
oh yeah what was that? I know it was big.
oh yeah what was that? I know it was big.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (1wjle)
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148 Lousie Lucas smokes more pot than JackStraw lol lol.
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lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
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lol buzz adrenaline lol
Hah.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi's Ghost at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (ynpvh)
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Hi, I'm Elliot Page from Chris Nolan's "The Odyssey."
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lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
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lol buzz adrenaline lol
Hah.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi's Ghost at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (ynpvh)
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Hi, I'm Elliot Page from Chris Nolan's "The Odyssey."
Posted by: Achilles' Ghost at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (cWLG3)
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Fun fact: Gerrymander was named for Horst Mander, a famous early opponent of the Third Reich.
No but seriously did you know it was so named because the district looked like a salamander?
No but seriously did you know it was so named because the district looked like a salamander?
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (udZ7r)
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Democrats are so used to owning the courts that they cannot believe they lost.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (b/YqA)
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Skullgasm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (2Ez/1)
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Caroline Wren
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Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (lCppi)
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"Hammering? Stop that!" - Paul Pelosi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (V/n1E)
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85 Without seeing the actual ruling i would guess the court didnt rule the MAP was unconstitutional just the extra-constitutional process they went about to pass the redrawn map.
Posted by: JTSmith
Court majority based its ruling on the fact that voting had already begun so there could not be the intervening election required by the VA Constitution. There, one proposes an amendment to the Constitution, has to wait an general election before then allowing the public to vote upon it. VA Dems pushed through the referendum last fall DURING the voting for VA state general election so there could not be another intervening general election before passage.
The Dems claimed that it was okay because the 2025 general election day for counting votes had not yet occurred when the special session voted the referendum--thus they would not have to wait until 2027 general election for the referendum to pass. It could be done now.
Since the referendum was unconstitutional on that basis alone, no need to get into other issues.
Posted by: JTSmith
Court majority based its ruling on the fact that voting had already begun so there could not be the intervening election required by the VA Constitution. There, one proposes an amendment to the Constitution, has to wait an general election before then allowing the public to vote upon it. VA Dems pushed through the referendum last fall DURING the voting for VA state general election so there could not be another intervening general election before passage.
The Dems claimed that it was okay because the 2025 general election day for counting votes had not yet occurred when the special session voted the referendum--thus they would not have to wait until 2027 general election for the referendum to pass. It could be done now.
Since the referendum was unconstitutional on that basis alone, no need to get into other issues.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)
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Is there a urologist in the house?
Posted by: Four hours later at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (hBf6d)
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159 @133 TJM, Cooper in NC is getting slammed by the crime stats of the people he released during COVID. The recidivism rate is huge and 18 went on to commit murder. The Republicans are hammering him.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (gu0hJ)
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Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (gu0hJ)
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Posted by: Paul Pelosi at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (ynpvh)
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159 @133 TJM, Cooper in NC is getting slammed by the crime stats of the people he released during COVID. The recidivism rate is huge and 18 went on to commit murder. The Republicans are hammering him.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (gu0hJ)
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Oh, I know.
But name recognition mixed with, "Oh, I liked him because he didn't do anything too bad" (because of supermajority GOP that kept him from doing anything) is a powerful mix.
Republican registrations continue to grow over Democrats, so I think Whatley has a shot. A good shot.
But I wouldn't go higher than 50/50 in odds right now.
159 @133 TJM, Cooper in NC is getting slammed by the crime stats of the people he released during COVID. The recidivism rate is huge and 18 went on to commit murder. The Republicans are hammering him.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (gu0hJ)
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Oh, I know.
But name recognition mixed with, "Oh, I liked him because he didn't do anything too bad" (because of supermajority GOP that kept him from doing anything) is a powerful mix.
Republican registrations continue to grow over Democrats, so I think Whatley has a shot. A good shot.
But I wouldn't go higher than 50/50 in odds right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (c3FgC)
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I saw a picture on X of Trump in the White House screaming in the face of the Brazilian president (Lula?) Can’t tell if it’s AI, though.
Posted by: Jmel at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (rkK33)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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151 Virginia's cannabis queen, Louise Lucas, was under "investigation" during *biden's reign of error.
It was obviously slow walked.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (jehhT)
It was finished when Ds were done with her and want her out. When someone dirty is no longer useful, they are always pitched to the side and set up as the fall guy (see Swallwell just last month)...
It was obviously slow walked.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (jehhT)
It was finished when Ds were done with her and want her out. When someone dirty is no longer useful, they are always pitched to the side and set up as the fall guy (see Swallwell just last month)...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (tOcjL)
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No but seriously did you know it was so named because the district looked like a salamander?
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (udZ7r)
And a guy named Gerry Seinfeld drew it!
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (udZ7r)
And a guy named Gerry Seinfeld drew it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (b/YqA)
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We once had a 64 skull day I think. Can't remember what it was.
Sometime in 2016, I believe, election related.
Sometime in 2016, I believe, election related.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)
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oh yeah what was that? I know it was big.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (1wjle)
I seriously am gonna have to research it, I can't remember. Maybe pre-covid
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (1wjle)
I seriously am gonna have to research it, I can't remember. Maybe pre-covid
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (udZ7r)
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161 >>>We once had a 64 skull day I think. Can't remember what it was.
oh yeah what was that? I know it was big.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (1wjle)
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*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
oh yeah what was that? I know it was big.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2026 01:06 PM (1wjle)
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*considers mentioning Prometheus*
*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (c3FgC)
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343 46 Speaking of Texas elections, I keep getting anti-Chip Roy material from Mayes Middleton. I asked Grok about the accusations and it says most of them are overblown to downright false. What are the feelings of other Texas residents when in comes to the Attorney General spot?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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He voted to impeach Trump and is a negative on Ken Paxton. One may call him a cow patty or a wind sock. I prefer self-promoting blow hard.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (0ogfQ)
Chip would have been fine had he just stayed in the House. I’m voting Middleton.
I’m voting Jim Wright for RR Commissioner. He wants to talk the oil biz, all Bo French wants to do is shriek about evil Muslims. Maybe run for Gov or a federal seat instead, dude. It’s like that idiot Kelly Hancock. He was running for comptroller, but the ONLY THING his campaign would text me about is (insert jurisdiction here) Police Union supports Kelly Hancock! Dude, you aren’t running for AG.
And I get to pick between a lobbyist and a grifter in TX-19. I’m voting Sell over Enriquez with zero enthusiasm.
343 46 Speaking of Texas elections, I keep getting anti-Chip Roy material from Mayes Middleton. I asked Grok about the accusations and it says most of them are overblown to downright false. What are the feelings of other Texas residents when in comes to the Attorney General spot?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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He voted to impeach Trump and is a negative on Ken Paxton. One may call him a cow patty or a wind sock. I prefer self-promoting blow hard.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2026 12:52 PM (0ogfQ)
Chip would have been fine had he just stayed in the House. I’m voting Middleton.
I’m voting Jim Wright for RR Commissioner. He wants to talk the oil biz, all Bo French wants to do is shriek about evil Muslims. Maybe run for Gov or a federal seat instead, dude. It’s like that idiot Kelly Hancock. He was running for comptroller, but the ONLY THING his campaign would text me about is (insert jurisdiction here) Police Union supports Kelly Hancock! Dude, you aren’t running for AG.
And I get to pick between a lobbyist and a grifter in TX-19. I’m voting Sell over Enriquez with zero enthusiasm.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (rkhDX)
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Things in politics are usually exactly what they look like they are.
Spanburger and co figured the SC would rubber stamp whatever they wanted and they could produce enough ballots in the deep blue areas to win and that was all the consideration they took into it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
Certainly.
Also another factor that they ignored. Virginia has always had a very uneasy balance between Northern VA (Fairfax, Arlington, etc) and the rest of the state. For decades it's been an issue. Having something like this referendum shut out all of the rest of the state creates serious stress to that balance. Carpetbaggers don't appreciate it at all.
Spanburger and co figured the SC would rubber stamp whatever they wanted and they could produce enough ballots in the deep blue areas to win and that was all the consideration they took into it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
Certainly.
Also another factor that they ignored. Virginia has always had a very uneasy balance between Northern VA (Fairfax, Arlington, etc) and the rest of the state. For decades it's been an issue. Having something like this referendum shut out all of the rest of the state creates serious stress to that balance. Carpetbaggers don't appreciate it at all.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (/4Dhw)
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>>>We once had a 64 skull day I think. Can't remember what it was.
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I definitely remember this. Every time I refreshed the page, there were more and more flaming skulls appearing. I just can't recall what it was for!
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I definitely remember this. Every time I refreshed the page, there were more and more flaming skulls appearing. I just can't recall what it was for!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (qBdHI)
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The lawyer for VA attorney argued that "election" should be very narrowly defined as the day of the election.
Can we apply that to all other elections?
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While at the same time Jumanji Jackson was arguing LA must keep their unconstitutional map in place because the "election" was already underway, not because early voting had started, but as absentee ballots had been sent out.
And the Three Dunces are guaranteed to rule that--solely for the purpose of accepting ballots after Election Day--that "election day" means only when the votes are counted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (MtSIY)
The usual Humpty Dumpty play by the Democrats. "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."
Can we apply that to all other elections?
--
While at the same time Jumanji Jackson was arguing LA must keep their unconstitutional map in place because the "election" was already underway, not because early voting had started, but as absentee ballots had been sent out.
And the Three Dunces are guaranteed to rule that--solely for the purpose of accepting ballots after Election Day--that "election day" means only when the votes are counted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (MtSIY)
The usual Humpty Dumpty play by the Democrats. "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (5rh/l)
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lol lol lol lol lol, Lousie Lucas smokes more pot than JackStraw lol lol.
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Ace really loves and appreciates his fanbase, doesn't he?
lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Ace really loves and appreciates his fanbase, doesn't he?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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Democrats are so used to owning the courts that they cannot believe they lost.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (b/YqA)
There are no Republican or Democrat judges.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (b/YqA)
There are no Republican or Democrat judges.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (udZ7r)
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Now all WE have to do is freakin' VOTE!
Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (lCppi)
Ja. Now comes the hard part, getting people to vote early.
Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (lCppi)
Ja. Now comes the hard part, getting people to vote early.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (GD0B3)
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There were a lot of voters who for whatever reason got snookered and voted for Democrats or stayed home. Those people aren’t happy with the entire agenda.
Virginia’s growth rate has significantly slowed. NOVA is losing population and the gains are being made outside Fairfax and Arlington. One of the main factors maintaining population are illegal immigrants who don’t legally vote.
There’s already scrutiny of the governors race and the referendum vote integrity.
It was critical this get done now, before all those factors converge. It’s why they rushed it unconstitutionally, and counted on the court to save them.
Lolgf
Virginia’s growth rate has significantly slowed. NOVA is losing population and the gains are being made outside Fairfax and Arlington. One of the main factors maintaining population are illegal immigrants who don’t legally vote.
There’s already scrutiny of the governors race and the referendum vote integrity.
It was critical this get done now, before all those factors converge. It’s why they rushed it unconstitutionally, and counted on the court to save them.
Lolgf
Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (T7fic)
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28 21 Hakeem is going to fight!
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
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He's going to file a lawsuit in the 1st district, get a Massachusetts judge with no jurisdiction to issue an injunction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM
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He's going to initiate assassination prep talk targeting the justices in the majority.
28 21 Hakeem is going to fight!
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
He's gonna call the VA Supreme Court a nazi.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
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He's going to file a lawsuit in the 1st district, get a Massachusetts judge with no jurisdiction to issue an injunction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM
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He's going to initiate assassination prep talk targeting the justices in the majority.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (biznJ)
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Caroline Wren
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Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)
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I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
@CarolineWren
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🔴 MO +1
🔴 TN +1
Total: 🔵+6 / 🔴+14 = net 🔴 gain +8
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)
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I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (4NO2D)
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184 Democrats are so used to owning the courts that they cannot believe they lost.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (b/YqA)
There are no Republican or Democrat judges.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (udZ7r)
I AM the law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:07 PM (b/YqA)
There are no Republican or Democrat judges.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (udZ7r)
I AM the law.
Posted by: Judge Dredd at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (ynpvh)
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The political market is wide open. The next general election will reward whoever spends the intervening period building something vast, intense, and serious. . ."
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)
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You mean, like, a Somali Fraud Network?
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Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)
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You mean, like, a Somali Fraud Network?
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Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (lR5Ug)
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Texas (HA!)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM
You're wrong, monkeyboy! This, THIS is the year we turn Texas blue, and Beto V2.0 is the pyrsyn to do it!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM
You're wrong, monkeyboy! This, THIS is the year we turn Texas blue, and Beto V2.0 is the pyrsyn to do it!!
Posted by: Progressive Texas Democrats at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (OKXwR)
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I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
it's CA , man...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
it's CA , man...
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)
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Higher chance now for the GOP to hold the House, but to what end? Will we get a GOP Congress that works with Trump enact popular America-first legislation or more of the same establishment obstructionist?
It is crucial that the 2030 census be conducted fairly this time, or else the flood of NY and CA refugees won't make a difference in helping repair the nation.
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Two years of an unimpressive Republican majority, even if they drag their feet on Trump's agenda, is 1,000 times better than 2 years of a Dem majority.
With endless impeachment theater, hearings on every single phony, made-up scandal, and constant votes on issues favorable to the left.
And Johnson has proven himself several times that, even with 4 seats, he will pass Trump's "must-pass."
So maybe we can stop with the "but the Republicans won't do anything in the House!"
PS: You can add another seat the R majority in the House as Massie is almost certain gone.
It is crucial that the 2030 census be conducted fairly this time, or else the flood of NY and CA refugees won't make a difference in helping repair the nation.
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Two years of an unimpressive Republican majority, even if they drag their feet on Trump's agenda, is 1,000 times better than 2 years of a Dem majority.
With endless impeachment theater, hearings on every single phony, made-up scandal, and constant votes on issues favorable to the left.
And Johnson has proven himself several times that, even with 4 seats, he will pass Trump's "must-pass."
So maybe we can stop with the "but the Republicans won't do anything in the House!"
PS: You can add another seat the R majority in the House as Massie is almost certain gone.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (MtSIY)
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What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
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188 I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Especially if SCOTUS goes a certain way on that post-marked ballot case.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Especially if SCOTUS goes a certain way on that post-marked ballot case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
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One more thing.
Fairfax County did three vote dumps. The last one, fairly late in the night, had 30,000 votes, all yes.
Fairfax County did three vote dumps. The last one, fairly late in the night, had 30,000 votes, all yes.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (/4Dhw)
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192 Texas (HA!)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM
You're wrong, monkeyboy! This, THIS is the year we turn Texas blue, and Beto V2.0 is the pyrsyn to do it!!
Posted by: Progressive Texas Democrats at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (OKXwR)
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"You're right! Donate today! 5x match!"
-ActBlue
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:01 PM
You're wrong, monkeyboy! This, THIS is the year we turn Texas blue, and Beto V2.0 is the pyrsyn to do it!!
Posted by: Progressive Texas Democrats at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (OKXwR)
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"You're right! Donate today! 5x match!"
-ActBlue
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
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Local elections are important. When Mark Meadows ran for NC-11th district, I thought that it couldn't possibly be the jerk who was a County Commissioner in Macon County. Yep, it was him. I knew he'd be a slimy piece of work.
Higher offices get filled by people occupying the lower offices. Watch those local races closely.
Higher offices get filled by people occupying the lower offices. Watch those local races closely.
Posted by: windbag at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (7cpS8)
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So apparently Steve Cohen from TN will be suing over this decision.
I remember when the courts said no one could sue about the 2020 vote fraud before the election because no harm had come, AND that after the election none of:
The candidate
The states
or the voters
had standing to sue after the fraud was registered
I remember when the courts said no one could sue about the 2020 vote fraud before the election because no harm had come, AND that after the election none of:
The candidate
The states
or the voters
had standing to sue after the fraud was registered
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)
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So by celebrating a court-approval victory before the referendum, the Dem's hosed themselves afterwards? I guess leg's can propose unconstitutional laws and the true challenge has to come after passage?? Doesn't seem very economical.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (diia5)
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LMAO...oh man, it's going to be one of these days. ACE is wound up.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (dIske)
If I get another Cenobite post, I'll be thrilled!!
(No pressure Ace, just an observation.)
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 12:49 PM (dIske)
If I get another Cenobite post, I'll be thrilled!!
(No pressure Ace, just an observation.)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (k9OZB)
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I can see why Ace was so late today.
It takes a long time to compose such brilliant commentary.
Spot on as usual, Ace. Well done.
It takes a long time to compose such brilliant commentary.
Spot on as usual, Ace. Well done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oddbob, yes, they were in too big a hurry.
According to the state constitution, any amendment to same must be passed by two successive GAs with an election in between, before going to the voters.
This amendment was raised during a special session at the end of Youngkin's term, that was raised to reconcile the budget.
That's significant, because any business raised in a session NOT having to do with the reason for which it was convened must pass by a supermajority.
A week before the election of spamburglar, the redistricting passed on a simple majority is special session.
They counted that as first GA passage.
A couple months later, when spam and the new GA were sworn in, they immediately passed it again, right before early voting on it began--which didn't meet 90-day notice for special elections.
The whole thing was crap that should be burned in a fire.
According to the state constitution, any amendment to same must be passed by two successive GAs with an election in between, before going to the voters.
This amendment was raised during a special session at the end of Youngkin's term, that was raised to reconcile the budget.
That's significant, because any business raised in a session NOT having to do with the reason for which it was convened must pass by a supermajority.
A week before the election of spamburglar, the redistricting passed on a simple majority is special session.
They counted that as first GA passage.
A couple months later, when spam and the new GA were sworn in, they immediately passed it again, right before early voting on it began--which didn't meet 90-day notice for special elections.
The whole thing was crap that should be burned in a fire.
Posted by: barbarausa at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (enw9G)
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They used the word taint in their ruling.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (g6DiO)
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Wonder where "Paul" is right now. He/it never seems to show up and sh*tpost on these occasions.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (qBdHI)
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Labor got blown out in their local elections in Britain.
Plenty of LOLs to go around.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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The peasants are revolting.
Plenty of LOLs to go around.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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The peasants are revolting.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (UjdFS)
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> Rumor had it that a lot of VA voters were supremely angry at the full throttle Democrat plan to strip their representation away by way of their gerrymandered obscenity.
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Rural (red) Virginia.
One has to wonder how, and if at all, the plan to redistrict was "advertised" to them prior to the vote.
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Rural (red) Virginia.
One has to wonder how, and if at all, the plan to redistrict was "advertised" to them prior to the vote.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (jehhT)
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New England hasn't had a Republican in years, even when red waves came.
Remember the dialogue in White Christmas where Danny Kaye asks what would be a novelty in Vermont and is told "A Democrat?" to which Bing Crosby responds, "They'd stone him!".
Good times.
Remember the dialogue in White Christmas where Danny Kaye asks what would be a novelty in Vermont and is told "A Democrat?" to which Bing Crosby responds, "They'd stone him!".
Good times.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (qRla/)
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"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
/i]
He's openly calling for the assassination of the VA Supreme Court justices.
"“We are exploring all options to overturn this shocking decision. No matter what it takes.”"
/i]
He's openly calling for the assassination of the VA Supreme Court justices.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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lol lol lol lol garret's a homo lol.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
So... Gay-rrett?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:45 PM
So... Gay-rrett?
Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (FpHTM)
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145 One other thing with VA - the last governor did nothing with his mandate. Really, really disappointing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah I remember when he was first elected Republicans were saying “he’d be a good Presidential candidate!” Now everyone is saying “what was his name again?”
The incredible disappearing governor.
145 One other thing with VA - the last governor did nothing with his mandate. Really, really disappointing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah I remember when he was first elected Republicans were saying “he’d be a good Presidential candidate!” Now everyone is saying “what was his name again?”
The incredible disappearing governor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (b/YqA)
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Especially if SCOTUS goes a certain way on that post-marked ballot case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
I thought they already did ? or was it just the arguments ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
I thought they already did ? or was it just the arguments ?
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
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He's going to initiate assassination prep talk targeting the justices in the majority.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (biznJ)
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"You have released the whirlwind in my ass and you will pay the price!"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (biznJ)
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"You have released the whirlwind in my ass and you will pay the price!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (lR5Ug)
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>>>188 Caroline Wren
@CarolineWren
MAXIMUM REDISTRICTING WARFARE UPDATE
DONE:
🔵 CA +5
🔵 UT +1
🔵 VA +0
🔴 TX +5
🔴 FL +4
🔴 OH +2
🔴 NC +1
🔴 MO +1
🔴 TN +1
Total: 🔵+6 / 🔴+14 = net 🔴 gain +8
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Iowa District 1 is about due for a flip back to blue.
@CarolineWren
MAXIMUM REDISTRICTING WARFARE UPDATE
DONE:
🔵 CA +5
🔵 UT +1
🔵 VA +0
🔴 TX +5
🔴 FL +4
🔴 OH +2
🔴 NC +1
🔴 MO +1
🔴 TN +1
Total: 🔵+6 / 🔴+14 = net 🔴 gain +8
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Iowa District 1 is about due for a flip back to blue.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (CyFyf)
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193 I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
it's CA , man...
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)
Indeed. Ballot stuffing boxes, 2 to 3 weeks of mail-in ballots, DMV auto-registration, jungle primaries, rolls filled with dead and imaginary people, counties with >100% registration rates...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
it's CA , man...
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)
Indeed. Ballot stuffing boxes, 2 to 3 weeks of mail-in ballots, DMV auto-registration, jungle primaries, rolls filled with dead and imaginary people, counties with >100% registration rates...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)
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I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Especially if Hilton is able to pull off the miracle and drag house races across the line.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Especially if Hilton is able to pull off the miracle and drag house races across the line.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 08, 2026 01:14 PM (YZ0Fo)
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201 So by celebrating a court-approval victory before the referendum, the Dem's hosed themselves afterwards? I guess leg's can propose unconstitutional laws and the true challenge has to come after passage?? Doesn't seem very economical.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (diia5)
The effective Dem side (aka pro-amendment) asked the VA supreme court not to rule until after the election, and the court complied...it's in the opinion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (diia5)
The effective Dem side (aka pro-amendment) asked the VA supreme court not to rule until after the election, and the court complied...it's in the opinion.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)
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The Senate is not in play at all.
Dems would have to win NC (50/50), ME ( Platner? HA!), Texas (HA!), and one other, all while holding onto GA (Fulton is being investigated so Ossoff is a darkhorse for losing), and MI (nominating El-Sayed makes it a toss up at least).
And the DOJ won't slow down because of anything Congress does, so real investigations continue no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You gotta have the footsoldiers as local DA's to run the investigations. And a GOP Senate Judiciary that insists on following blue slip policies allowing Dems to prevent any local DAs and district judges being appointed is key to keeping the fraud alive.
Until we have the actual candidates and see how they run, any conclusions on Senate races almost rely on a 53 seat GOP or higher because of the Murkowski, Collins, Thune, and whoever is next from McConnell's acolytes. Lose one or two GOP seats in 2026, McConnell's acolytes run the chamber.
Dems would have to win NC (50/50), ME ( Platner? HA!), Texas (HA!), and one other, all while holding onto GA (Fulton is being investigated so Ossoff is a darkhorse for losing), and MI (nominating El-Sayed makes it a toss up at least).
And the DOJ won't slow down because of anything Congress does, so real investigations continue no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You gotta have the footsoldiers as local DA's to run the investigations. And a GOP Senate Judiciary that insists on following blue slip policies allowing Dems to prevent any local DAs and district judges being appointed is key to keeping the fraud alive.
Until we have the actual candidates and see how they run, any conclusions on Senate races almost rely on a 53 seat GOP or higher because of the Murkowski, Collins, Thune, and whoever is next from McConnell's acolytes. Lose one or two GOP seats in 2026, McConnell's acolytes run the chamber.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv)
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I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Especially if SCOTUS goes a certain way on that post-marked ballot case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
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I think we're gonna win that won too, btw
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Especially if SCOTUS goes a certain way on that post-marked ballot case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
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I think we're gonna win that won too, btw
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
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"We are in an era of maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time. And we are going to keep the pressure on Republicans at every single state in the union, to ensure at the end of the day, that there is a fair, national map. Because we believe that it is the people who should decide who is in the majority in the next Congress. Not Donald Trump and MAGA extremists." -- Hakeem Jeffries
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." -- Isoroku Yamamoto
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." -- Isoroku Yamamoto
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
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197 One more thing.
Fairfax County did three vote dumps. The last one, fairly late in the night, had 30,000 votes, all yes.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (/4Dhw)
That's just amazing. What a coincidence.
Fairfax County did three vote dumps. The last one, fairly late in the night, had 30,000 votes, all yes.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (/4Dhw)
That's just amazing. What a coincidence.
Posted by: Fulton County, GA at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (ynpvh)
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I assume the intent with blue state gerrymandering is to back it with fake ballots.
So sure if you look at the 2024 results they'd be in potential danger, but they'll just produce all the extra votes they need to win from the local blue shitholes in the district
So sure if you look at the 2024 results they'd be in potential danger, but they'll just produce all the extra votes they need to win from the local blue shitholes in the district
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)
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Wonder where "Paul" is right now. He/it never seems to show up and sh*tpost on these occasions.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (qBdHI)
He's hand-washing his mom's soiled sheets from last night's lengthy docket.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (qBdHI)
He's hand-washing his mom's soiled sheets from last night's lengthy docket.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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213 Especially if SCOTUS goes a certain way on that post-marked ballot case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
I thought they already did ? or was it just the arguments ?
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
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Just the arguments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (c3FgC)
I thought they already did ? or was it just the arguments ?
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
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Just the arguments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:16 PM (c3FgC)
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205 They used the word taint in their ruling.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (g6DiO)
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LOL
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (g6DiO)
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LOL
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2026 01:16 PM (aZm/F)
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221 I think we're gonna win that won too, btw
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
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It'd be awesome.
Which could lead to CA getting a weird number of GOP reps. Which would be weird.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
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It'd be awesome.
Which could lead to CA getting a weird number of GOP reps. Which would be weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:16 PM (c3FgC)
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Flaming skulls always make me laugh. I always think of pudding.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (aZm/F)
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I LOL, therefore I YAM!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (wtvvX)
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"You have released the whirlwind in my ass and you will pay the price!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM
Pffft.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM
Pffft.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (OKXwR)
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I continue to believe the CA redistricting is stretched too thin. Dems got too greedy. I don't think they'll get all 5 of those new seats. Maybe 2-3. Maybe it will even backfire.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
it's CA , man...
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)
Indeed. Ballot stuffing boxes, 2 to 3 weeks of mail-in ballots, DMV auto-registration, jungle primaries, rolls filled with dead and imaginary people, counties with >100% registration rates...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)
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Yea, and all that, and they barely held on to some seats last time. So the map was pretty thin for them already. Now they are stretched even thinner, and might lose the postmarked ballots case at the SC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
it's CA , man...
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)
Indeed. Ballot stuffing boxes, 2 to 3 weeks of mail-in ballots, DMV auto-registration, jungle primaries, rolls filled with dead and imaginary people, counties with >100% registration rates...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)
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Yea, and all that, and they barely held on to some seats last time. So the map was pretty thin for them already. Now they are stretched even thinner, and might lose the postmarked ballots case at the SC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
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The effective Dem side (aka pro-amendment) asked the VA supreme court not to rule until after the election, and the court complied...it's in the opinion.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)
I think it was because SCOVA doesn't rule until after elections as a matter of course and precedent. It views an election as part of the legislative process where it's inappropriate to get involved. Same reasoning that the Court can't rule a bill unconstitutional before it's signed into law.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)
I think it was because SCOVA doesn't rule until after elections as a matter of course and precedent. It views an election as part of the legislative process where it's inappropriate to get involved. Same reasoning that the Court can't rule a bill unconstitutional before it's signed into law.
Posted by: Everyman at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (/4Dhw)
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It'd be awesome.
Which could lead to CA getting a weird number of GOP reps. Which would be weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Or and wa too.
Which could lead to CA getting a weird number of GOP reps. Which would be weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Or and wa too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (YZ0Fo)
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215 >>>188 Caroline Wren
@CarolineWren
MAXIMUM REDISTRICTING WARFARE UPDATE
DONE:
🔵 CA +5
🔵 UT +1
🔵 VA +0
🔴 TX +5
🔴 FL +4
🔴 OH +2
🔴 NC +1
🔴 MO +1
🔴 TN +1
Total: 🔵+6 / 🔴+14 = net 🔴 gain +8
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Iowa District 1 is about due for a flip back to blue.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (CyFyf)
Let’s go ahead and hold the elections anyway just in case.
@CarolineWren
MAXIMUM REDISTRICTING WARFARE UPDATE
DONE:
🔵 CA +5
🔵 UT +1
🔵 VA +0
🔴 TX +5
🔴 FL +4
🔴 OH +2
🔴 NC +1
🔴 MO +1
🔴 TN +1
Total: 🔵+6 / 🔴+14 = net 🔴 gain +8
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Iowa District 1 is about due for a flip back to blue.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (CyFyf)
Let’s go ahead and hold the elections anyway just in case.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (rkhDX)
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Trump pushing rule change to allow people to use USPS to ship guns.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (V/n1E)
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145 One other thing with VA - the last governor did nothing with his mandate. Really, really disappointing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah I remember when he was first elected Republicans were saying “he’d be a good Presidential candidate!” Now everyone is saying “what was his name again?”
The incredible disappearing governor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (b/YqA)
He was fine - he had a blue-purple legislature and still got the state open post Covid immediately, got the grocery tax eliminated, supported homeschooling initiatives, was generally pro-life and family, didn't raise taxes and brought tons of business here, etc. No one dislikes the former gov and he'd formidible here in a Senate race if he wants it...
145 One other thing with VA - the last governor did nothing with his mandate. Really, really disappointing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah I remember when he was first elected Republicans were saying “he’d be a good Presidential candidate!” Now everyone is saying “what was his name again?”
The incredible disappearing governor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:13 PM (b/YqA)
He was fine - he had a blue-purple legislature and still got the state open post Covid immediately, got the grocery tax eliminated, supported homeschooling initiatives, was generally pro-life and family, didn't raise taxes and brought tons of business here, etc. No one dislikes the former gov and he'd formidible here in a Senate race if he wants it...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (tOcjL)
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They will be back.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (+McX0)
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New England hasn't had a Republican in years, even when red waves came.
Remember the dialogue in White Christmas where Danny Kaye asks what would be a novelty in Vermont and is told "A Democrat?" to which Bing Crosby responds, "They'd stone him!".
Good times.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (qRla/)
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[I'm sure you know this one, but it never gets old -- with Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in "The Ghost Breakers":]
Geoff Montgomery: "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
Larry Lawrence: "You mean like Democrats?"
Remember the dialogue in White Christmas where Danny Kaye asks what would be a novelty in Vermont and is told "A Democrat?" to which Bing Crosby responds, "They'd stone him!".
Good times.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 08, 2026 01:12 PM (qRla/)
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[I'm sure you know this one, but it never gets old -- with Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in "The Ghost Breakers":]
Geoff Montgomery: "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
Larry Lawrence: "You mean like Democrats?"
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (lR5Ug)
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235 Let’s go ahead and hold the elections anyway just in case.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (rkhDX)
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Nah.
Let's cancel the election, crown Trump king (and Barron his heir), and dissolve the legislature.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (rkhDX)
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Nah.
Let's cancel the election, crown Trump king (and Barron his heir), and dissolve the legislature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (c3FgC)
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What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)
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oh yeah what was that? I know it was big.
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal skull, flaming and grey
The smooth and tainted pudding boils away.
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal skull, flaming and grey
The smooth and tainted pudding boils away.
Posted by: Stephen Price Shelley at May 08, 2026 01:19 PM (EXyHK)
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Democrats spent north of $80 million on the Virginia referendum.
Was that Democrat money or taxpayer money?
The rule of OPM
Other people's money.
Was that Democrat money or taxpayer money?
The rule of OPM
Other people's money.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 01:19 PM (qFwJc)
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241 What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)
In a tub of vinegar...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)
In a tub of vinegar...
Posted by: Fulton County, GA at May 08, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
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Three flaming skulls Friday plus a flaming skull in a pudding cup Friday!
Ace is a very happy dude today!
Is the crow now bringing you doobies in exchange for ground beef? Is beer next for him as it's TGIF?
It is fabulous that these Dims are getting beaten like a mule team.
Behold! The end of Mr. Gerry Mander!
Ace is a very happy dude today!
Is the crow now bringing you doobies in exchange for ground beef? Is beer next for him as it's TGIF?
It is fabulous that these Dims are getting beaten like a mule team.
Behold! The end of Mr. Gerry Mander!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 01:19 PM (WONhk)
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239 New England hasn't had a Republican in years, even when red waves came.
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You'd think "live free or die" would mean something to 51% of the people there.
One of the greatest State sayings ever.
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You'd think "live free or die" would mean something to 51% of the people there.
One of the greatest State sayings ever.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (aZm/F)
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Was that Democrat money or taxpayer money?
Given who funds the organizations that fund Democrats, Democrat money is taxpayer money.
Given who funds the organizations that fund Democrats, Democrat money is taxpayer money.
Posted by: Stephen Price Shelley at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (EXyHK)
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244 241 What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)
In a tub of vinegar...
Posted by: Fulton County, GA at May 08, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
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You hear that, ...?
Get to work!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)
In a tub of vinegar...
Posted by: Fulton County, GA at May 08, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
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You hear that, ...?
Get to work!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (c3FgC)
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So apparently Steve Cohen from TN will be suing over this decision.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (2sfNr)
I wasn't really happy with Marsha Blackburn pushing this as it offends my sense of fair play but then I thought of Cohen getting fired and I got over it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (2sfNr)
I wasn't really happy with Marsha Blackburn pushing this as it offends my sense of fair play but then I thought of Cohen getting fired and I got over it.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (EcHpA)
250
They will be back.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (+McX0)
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"Listen, and understand. That Communists are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
/obligatory Terminator quote paraphrase
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (+McX0)
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"Listen, and understand. That Communists are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
/obligatory Terminator quote paraphrase
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (lR5Ug)
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How is Utah adding a blue seat? Is it just SLC?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (wrEn7)
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199 Local elections are important. When Mark Meadows ran for NC-11th district, I thought that it couldn't possibly be the jerk who was a County Commissioner in Macon County. Yep, it was him. I knew he'd be a slimy piece of work.
Higher offices get filled by people occupying the lower offices. Watch those local races closely.
Posted by: windbag at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (7cpS
Robert Pratt hammers that point constantly on his radio show. Your sorry ass Congresscritters began as sorry ass school board members, city council members, county officials, before moving on to the state level, and so on.
Higher offices get filled by people occupying the lower offices. Watch those local races closely.
Posted by: windbag at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (7cpS
Robert Pratt hammers that point constantly on his radio show. Your sorry ass Congresscritters began as sorry ass school board members, city council members, county officials, before moving on to the state level, and so on.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (rkhDX)
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Yeah I remember when he was first elected Republicans were saying “he’d be a good Presidential candidate!” Now everyone is saying “what was his name again?”
The incredible disappearing governor.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Youngkin did a Schwarzenegger. Arnold ran as a reformer in California but could not get any state legislative seats and win the referendums to get any of his policies in place. So he sat on his ass and let the Dems run the state in his place after his first defeats. Youngkin did something similar after he lost big in the state legislative races in 2023. Last two years were mainly cruising.
VA GOP has been dysfunctional for a long time like some other places like GA GOP or even Indiana. They win races by diminishing margins but keep the corporate spice flowing until the GOP loses control of the state. They refuse to do anything for their base voters, only donors. So the party base shrinks over time to indifference to the state GOP rather than something to vote for.
The incredible disappearing governor.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Youngkin did a Schwarzenegger. Arnold ran as a reformer in California but could not get any state legislative seats and win the referendums to get any of his policies in place. So he sat on his ass and let the Dems run the state in his place after his first defeats. Youngkin did something similar after he lost big in the state legislative races in 2023. Last two years were mainly cruising.
VA GOP has been dysfunctional for a long time like some other places like GA GOP or even Indiana. They win races by diminishing margins but keep the corporate spice flowing until the GOP loses control of the state. They refuse to do anything for their base voters, only donors. So the party base shrinks over time to indifference to the state GOP rather than something to vote for.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (E4rtv)
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A gay Briton's favorite dessert is spotted dick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
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> One more thing.
Fairfax County did three vote dumps. The last one, fairly late in the night, had 30,000 votes, all yes.
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Yet, the only people who've been prosecuted for anything election related lately were Trump supporters who claimed 2020 was stolen.
That better change. Now.
Fairfax County did three vote dumps. The last one, fairly late in the night, had 30,000 votes, all yes.
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Yet, the only people who've been prosecuted for anything election related lately were Trump supporters who claimed 2020 was stolen.
That better change. Now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (jehhT)
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Problem is, Democrats think OPM is their's.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (V/n1E)
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Trump pushing rule change to allow people to use USPS to ship guns.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM
You can already ship long guns, just not handguns.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM
You can already ship long guns, just not handguns.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (4NO2D)
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Hakeem was at maximum warfare.
Now we get to see double-maximum warfare.
I'm trembling at the thought.
Hakeem was at maximum warfare.
Now we get to see double-maximum warfare.
I'm trembling at the thought.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (Y8DZL)
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The Republicans in NE agree with Abortion, Slavery, and welfare.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (qFwJc)
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166 Caroline Wren
@CarolineWren
MAXIMUM REDISTRICTING WARFARE UPDATE
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Now all WE have to do is freakin' VOTE!
Posted by: LASue
Wait -- what??? We have to vote? This is getting too cmplicated.
@CarolineWren
MAXIMUM REDISTRICTING WARFARE UPDATE
***
Now all WE have to do is freakin' VOTE!
Posted by: LASue
Wait -- what??? We have to vote? This is getting too cmplicated.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (Av6i5)
261
Sargon seems happy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (g6DiO)
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251 How is Utah adding a blue seat? Is it just SLC?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (wrEn7)
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Judicial manipulation.
The Utah legislature has responded by...packing the court. The district won't last until 2028, but it'll be in place for 2026.
The judge who made the ruling was found to be in a sexual relationship with the Democrats' lawyer in the case.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (wrEn7)
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Judicial manipulation.
The Utah legislature has responded by...packing the court. The district won't last until 2028, but it'll be in place for 2026.
The judge who made the ruling was found to be in a sexual relationship with the Democrats' lawyer in the case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (c3FgC)
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Nah.
Let's cancel the election, crown Trump king (and Barron his heir), and dissolve the legislature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (c3FgC)
Yeah, but I want to double check that graphic to see if it is correct.
Let's cancel the election, crown Trump king (and Barron his heir), and dissolve the legislature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (c3FgC)
Yeah, but I want to double check that graphic to see if it is correct.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (rkhDX)
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I'm usually confused around here. Urrybody knows Jack Straw is from Wichita, yet he claims to be from the fictional state of Rhode Island.
Posted by: Warrants in Kansas? at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (oftw2)
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It’ll surprise idiots like Hakeem, but the US Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction to hear appeals of decisions by State Supreme Courts over State constitutional questions.
(The only exception being that it cannot directly violate the US Constitution, such as reinstating slavery or some such)
(The only exception being that it cannot directly violate the US Constitution, such as reinstating slavery or some such)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (b/YqA)
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Here she come now sayin', "Voting, 10 - 1"
Hey! Get Fucked!
Billy Idol replies to Gov. Spanberger, et all
Hey! Get Fucked!
Billy Idol replies to Gov. Spanberger, et all
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (wVcYX)
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Jerry Mander was stupid as the Beaver, and Virginia Democrats are even stupider for relying on Jerry Mander as a political strategy.
Posted by: The Anals of History at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (cOflD)
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249 So apparently Steve Cohen from TN will be suing over this decision.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (2sfNr)
I wasn't really happy with Marsha Blackburn pushing this as it offends my sense of fair play but then I thought of Cohen getting fired and I got over it.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey
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There is no fairplay with a Democrat party that wants the rest of us dead, enslaved, and oppressed. Go back and see what gerrymandering that Steve Cohen voted for as a member of the TN state legislature when the Dems still ran the state.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 01:05 PM (2sfNr)
I wasn't really happy with Marsha Blackburn pushing this as it offends my sense of fair play but then I thought of Cohen getting fired and I got over it.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey
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There is no fairplay with a Democrat party that wants the rest of us dead, enslaved, and oppressed. Go back and see what gerrymandering that Steve Cohen voted for as a member of the TN state legislature when the Dems still ran the state.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)
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I saw some so-called "political expert" duffus laughing, "ha ha! Republicans have spread themselves too thin and they're going to turn a blue wave into a blue tsunami!!"
LOL
You mean like the Dems did in CA?
But you can tell that the Dems absolutely do not believe they are going to win the House by how pissed they are over TN.
I don't think even 10% (46) of House seats are competitive anymore.
If so, Trump would have had at least 20, maybe 40 House flips as coattails in 2024.
LOL
You mean like the Dems did in CA?
But you can tell that the Dems absolutely do not believe they are going to win the House by how pissed they are over TN.
I don't think even 10% (46) of House seats are competitive anymore.
If so, Trump would have had at least 20, maybe 40 House flips as coattails in 2024.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (MtSIY)
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Let's cancel the election, crown Trump king (and Barron his heir), and dissolve the legislature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (c3FgC)
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Stop teasing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (c3FgC)
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Stop teasing!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (2UnvF)
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262 - Thanks. I know there are some RINO's in Utah, but still. Thanks for explaining.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (wrEn7)
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Where it's at!
I got three skulls flamin' and a puddin' cuuup.
Where it's at!
I got three skulls flamin' and a puddin' cuuup....
I got three skulls flamin' and a puddin' cuuup.
Where it's at!
I got three skulls flamin' and a puddin' cuuup....
Posted by: Beck at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (wtvvX)
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Trump pushing rule change to allow people to use USPS to ship guns.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (V/n1E)
It shocks me they weren't allowing that. You want something to get there, eventually, just route it via USPS.
I had a piece of hardware that came out of Canada several years ago. Let's call it a "java encoder." It shipped from the source via UPS, where it was routed to the states, then flagged by Customs and never delivered. It was confiscated.
I reached out to the shipper and advised the issue and they sent another one, via Canadian Post which transferred to USPS. I received it 7 days later.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2026 01:17 PM (V/n1E)
It shocks me they weren't allowing that. You want something to get there, eventually, just route it via USPS.
I had a piece of hardware that came out of Canada several years ago. Let's call it a "java encoder." It shipped from the source via UPS, where it was routed to the states, then flagged by Customs and never delivered. It was confiscated.
I reached out to the shipper and advised the issue and they sent another one, via Canadian Post which transferred to USPS. I received it 7 days later.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (xG4kz)
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Have we heard from Boasberg yet
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)
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262 251 How is Utah adding a blue seat? Is it just SLC?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (wrEn7)
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Judicial manipulation.
The Utah legislature has responded by...packing the court. The district won't last until 2028, but it'll be in place for 2026.
The judge who made the ruling was found to be in a sexual relationship with the Democrats' lawyer in the case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (c3FgC)
So no reason to recuse, right? Like that Judge in the David Daleiden case in California being involved with PP...
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (wrEn7)
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Judicial manipulation.
The Utah legislature has responded by...packing the court. The district won't last until 2028, but it'll be in place for 2026.
The judge who made the ruling was found to be in a sexual relationship with the Democrats' lawyer in the case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (c3FgC)
So no reason to recuse, right? Like that Judge in the David Daleiden case in California being involved with PP...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (ynpvh)
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It would seem the record flaming skull pyramid was on or after March 24, 2019. At that time ace posted what seemed to be a record number of skulls for the Mueller decision. But small compared to the true record to come, where he kept posting more and more.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (udZ7r)
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What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
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A receding chin?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
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A receding chin?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (YdWlB)
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265 It’ll surprise idiots like Hakeem, but the US Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction to hear appeals of decisions by State Supreme Courts over State constitutional questions.
(The only exception being that it cannot directly violate the US Constitution, such as reinstating slavery or some such)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Bubba bait for idiots. Hakeem might not know this as he is likely an idiot but his staff surely does and informed him of it. Democrats are scripted in their remarks as they get in trouble time and again when they spout off without a script.
(The only exception being that it cannot directly violate the US Constitution, such as reinstating slavery or some such)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Bubba bait for idiots. Hakeem might not know this as he is likely an idiot but his staff surely does and informed him of it. Democrats are scripted in their remarks as they get in trouble time and again when they spout off without a script.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (lR5Ug)
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Off, sockiness
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (wtvvX)
282
Okay, gonna pour another vodka tonic, smoke a ciggie in the garage and watch some Jane Austen shit, you know, about love and constancy.
Because I am impatient and I want Trump to bring the effing hammer down on Iran and the Dems.
Because I am impatient and I want Trump to bring the effing hammer down on Iran and the Dems.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (qFwJc)
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Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
And the pudding cup is boiled.
And the pudding cup is boiled.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (vTZFs)
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254 A gay Briton's favorite dessert is spotted dick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
It's the spots that add all the extra flavour.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
It's the spots that add all the extra flavour.
Posted by: Cherrio! at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (y7mPS)
285
in NH I see only R signs outside of the cities.
Yes there are plenty of D signs in the cities
But...come election time the official numbers say those people with Trump/GOP signs in the burbs/rural areas are voting for extreme lefties.
The missing part of this is the fraud...
Yes there are plenty of D signs in the cities
But...come election time the official numbers say those people with Trump/GOP signs in the burbs/rural areas are voting for extreme lefties.
The missing part of this is the fraud...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
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279 Bubba bait for idiots. Hakeem might not know this as he is likely an idiot but his staff surely does and informed him of it. Democrats are scripted in their remarks as they get in trouble time and again when they spout off without a script.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
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Yeah, but think of how much they'll be able to fundraise off of the doomed court case?
Probably a lot more than what they'll spend on court and lawyer fees.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
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Yeah, but think of how much they'll be able to fundraise off of the doomed court case?
Probably a lot more than what they'll spend on court and lawyer fees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (c3FgC)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (qFwJc)
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What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
___________
The teeth, dear me!....
What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
___________
The teeth, dear me!....
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (HdYcL)
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278 What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
Well, it'll have bad teeth for one...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
Well, it'll have bad teeth for one...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (wtvvX)
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I did that flaming pudding cup. One of my finest hours on AoS and a really fun night. I *think* we had a picture of Scott Brown campaign HQ with the flaming cup on the screen. I still have it. But that HQ pic might have been from the Murkowski night when the world thought we had her.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (udZ7r)
291
Somehow much worse teeth than the skull currently being used. In a plate of burning fish and chips.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)
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British "pudding" is very different than what we think of here in America...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)
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British "pudding" is very different than what we think of here in America...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (gnNyN)
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275 Have we heard from Boasberg yet
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
Posted by: Don Black
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He is already in a spot of trouble over his pursuing contempt charges on Trump appointees after his decisions were nullified by higher courts. He is trying to get the DC Circuit to let him resume his lawfare against Trump officials.
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
Posted by: Don Black
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He is already in a spot of trouble over his pursuing contempt charges on Trump appointees after his decisions were nullified by higher courts. He is trying to get the DC Circuit to let him resume his lawfare against Trump officials.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)
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It would seem the record flaming skull pyramid was on or after March 24, 2019. At that time ace posted what seemed to be a record number of skulls for the Mueller decision. But small compared to the true record to come, where he kept posting more and more.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (udZ7r)
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That was hilarious. I think he almost crashed the site -- like a macro stuck in an infinite loop ...
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (udZ7r)
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That was hilarious. I think he almost crashed the site -- like a macro stuck in an infinite loop ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (lR5Ug)
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What with the US redistricting Double-Reverse Doomsday Slam giving MAGA GOP a massive edge in the upcoming midterms, and the UK local elections being an "unprecedented bloodbath" that has "destroyed the two-party system in the UK" and "relegated the Labour Party b the dustbin of history," this is a very good day in the Anglosphere indeed.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)
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Our Democracy. Suck on it, bitches.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (QaH55)
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Elton John?
Flaming fag.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (qFwJc)
My first trip to London, when the guy during the meeting break, said he was going to go outside and burn a fag.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Flaming fag.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (qFwJc)
My first trip to London, when the guy during the meeting break, said he was going to go outside and burn a fag.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2026 01:27 PM (HdYcL)
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222 "We are in an era of maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time. And we are going to keep the pressure on Republicans at every single state in the union, to ensure at the end of the day, that there is a fair, national map. Because we believe that it is the people who should decide who is in the majority in the next Congress. Not Donald Trump and MAGA extremists." -- Hakeem Jeffries
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." -- Isoroku Yamamoto
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
I have corrected your statement, Hakeem.
"Because we believe that it is the Dominion Machines, dead people, and those who cast and count fake ballots, who should decide who is in the majority in the next Congress."
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." -- Isoroku Yamamoto
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
I have corrected your statement, Hakeem.
"Because we believe that it is the Dominion Machines, dead people, and those who cast and count fake ballots, who should decide who is in the majority in the next Congress."
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2026 01:27 PM (5rh/l)
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I saw some so-called "political expert" duffus laughing, "ha ha! Republicans have spread themselves too thin and they're going to turn a blue wave into a blue tsunami!!"
A judicious and strategically administered spate of white ash shampooings over the next five months should moderate that chortling.
I saw some so-called "political expert" duffus laughing, "ha ha! Republicans have spread themselves too thin and they're going to turn a blue wave into a blue tsunami!!"
A judicious and strategically administered spate of white ash shampooings over the next five months should moderate that chortling.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 01:28 PM (xG4kz)
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285 in NH I see only R signs outside of the cities.
Yes there are plenty of D signs in the cities
But...come election time the official numbers say those people with Trump/GOP signs in the burbs/rural areas are voting for extreme lefties.
The missing part of this is the fraud...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Pretty sure NH just revamped their voting rules and while they weren't applicable towards the General election in 2024, they are applicable towards the upcoming midterms. No more bus loads of ingrates coming up from Mass. to register and vote the same day in Nashua or Portsmouth.
Yes there are plenty of D signs in the cities
But...come election time the official numbers say those people with Trump/GOP signs in the burbs/rural areas are voting for extreme lefties.
The missing part of this is the fraud...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Pretty sure NH just revamped their voting rules and while they weren't applicable towards the General election in 2024, they are applicable towards the upcoming midterms. No more bus loads of ingrates coming up from Mass. to register and vote the same day in Nashua or Portsmouth.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)
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My first trip to London, when the guy during the meeting break, said he was going to go outside and burn a fag.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
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Not so mad today
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (udRx+)
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@277/...: " It would seem the record flaming skull pyramid was on or after March 24, 2019. "
We need that link so we can go back and enjoy The $25,000 Pyramid of Flaming Skulls
We need that link so we can go back and enjoy The $25,000 Pyramid of Flaming Skulls
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (O7YUW)
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I recommend asian squats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)
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I first read that as asian twats. . . . .
I recommend asian squats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)
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I first read that as asian twats. . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (JNTt1)
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It’ll surprise idiots like Hakeem, but the US Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction to hear appeals of decisions by State Supreme Courts over State constitutional questions.
(The only exception being that it cannot directly violate the US Constitution, such as reinstating slavery or some such)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Bubba bait for idiots. Hakeem might not know this as he is likely an idiot but his staff surely does and informed him of it. Democrats are scripted in their remarks as they get in trouble time and again when they spout off without a script.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
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That plus the Dums will use this assrape as a big fundraising tool. Fine with me. Let the retards who spent big on the doomed VA redistricting now spend even more trying to unrape their assholes.
(The only exception being that it cannot directly violate the US Constitution, such as reinstating slavery or some such)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Bubba bait for idiots. Hakeem might not know this as he is likely an idiot but his staff surely does and informed him of it. Democrats are scripted in their remarks as they get in trouble time and again when they spout off without a script.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
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That plus the Dums will use this assrape as a big fundraising tool. Fine with me. Let the retards who spent big on the doomed VA redistricting now spend even more trying to unrape their assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)
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Reading the tea leaves for Britain's elections...which confuse me totally...Startled Scared Starmer may be packing his bags soon? I have hope! Altho the next PM may be a twiddlywinks as well.
A very good day plus sunshine and a Friday!
I was up returning texts to DIL up the mountain who was harfing along with our eldest granddaughter from 0330 til 5am. Moral support and helping from bed, hoping I did not have to drive up there due to this virus.
Son flew home from business travel on an early flight and is in charge now. I feared the 8mo old baby might be in charge at this point (she started the parade).
I will be in the garden today laughing at the thought of Starmer leaving #10 with the cat hissing at him.
Macron must be devastated. Starmer will leave with his douchebag under the cover of darkness (I can't even remember what his beard wife looks like).
A very good day plus sunshine and a Friday!
I was up returning texts to DIL up the mountain who was harfing along with our eldest granddaughter from 0330 til 5am. Moral support and helping from bed, hoping I did not have to drive up there due to this virus.
Son flew home from business travel on an early flight and is in charge now. I feared the 8mo old baby might be in charge at this point (she started the parade).
I will be in the garden today laughing at the thought of Starmer leaving #10 with the cat hissing at him.
Macron must be devastated. Starmer will leave with his douchebag under the cover of darkness (I can't even remember what his beard wife looks like).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (WONhk)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
Your point is valid.
That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
Your point is valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, but think of how much they'll be able to fundraise off of the doomed court case?
Probably a lot more than what they'll spend on court and lawyer fees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Dunno. I think a lot of that fundraising was bogus ActBlue channelling of illegal contributions. Plus the leftward lurch of Democrats in places like NYC, Chicago, and the California/Washington wealth taxes is giving the Democrat corporatist whale donor class heebie jeebies.
The problem for the donor class for Dems is that they may like the anything goes on social legislation but start in on wealth taxes--that affects them personally as they have to leave the jurisdiction in order to keep their money.
California's coming referendum caused Sergei Brin to come out as a Republican after browbeating Newsom at some soiree over the wealth tax referendum.
Probably a lot more than what they'll spend on court and lawyer fees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Dunno. I think a lot of that fundraising was bogus ActBlue channelling of illegal contributions. Plus the leftward lurch of Democrats in places like NYC, Chicago, and the California/Washington wealth taxes is giving the Democrat corporatist whale donor class heebie jeebies.
The problem for the donor class for Dems is that they may like the anything goes on social legislation but start in on wealth taxes--that affects them personally as they have to leave the jurisdiction in order to keep their money.
California's coming referendum caused Sergei Brin to come out as a Republican after browbeating Newsom at some soiree over the wealth tax referendum.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (2WIwB)
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> Now all WE have to do is freakin' VOTE!
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I'd rather the GOP stand up their own ballot harvesting operation. As insurance. Because the Democrats surely will not cease their attempts to steal elections by any means necessary.
Including ramped up violence to keep R
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I'd rather the GOP stand up their own ballot harvesting operation. As insurance. Because the Democrats surely will not cease their attempts to steal elections by any means necessary.
Including ramped up violence to keep R
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (jehhT)
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Bubba bait for idiots. Hakeem might not know this as he is likely an idiot but his staff surely does and informed him of it. Democrats are scripted in their remarks as they get in trouble time and again when they spout off without a script.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
Heck, it's really all part of the dance, isn't it? Crank and bitch for something you know you can't possibly get, then when you don't get it, tell your rabble "Look at what they stole from us".
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
Heck, it's really all part of the dance, isn't it? Crank and bitch for something you know you can't possibly get, then when you don't get it, tell your rabble "Look at what they stole from us".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
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BUT ...
... WHAT ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY?
* SOBS, DEEP, WRACKING SOBS *
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (xG4kz)
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It is no longer PRECIOUS! The will of vast majority of grifters. cheaters, grifters, thieves, and grifters has been DENIED ...
... WHAT ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY?
* SOBS, DEEP, WRACKING SOBS *
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 01:23 PM (xG4kz)
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It is no longer PRECIOUS! The will of vast majority of grifters. cheaters, grifters, thieves, and grifters has been DENIED ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (lR5Ug)
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Macron must be devastated. Starmer will leave with his douchebag under the cover of darkness (I can't even remember what his beard wife looks like).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (WONhk)
Starmer isn't going anywhere. He's not done yet. And should he actually resign, the guy that would fill in is worse.
Macron must be devastated. Starmer will leave with his douchebag under the cover of darkness (I can't even remember what his beard wife looks like).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (WONhk)
Starmer isn't going anywhere. He's not done yet. And should he actually resign, the guy that would fill in is worse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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I especially like that the Dems that are getting wiped out in the South are all with seniority.
But no more generational royalty seats?
That's and extra LOL
the Dems haven't had to face real elections since the 1950s--they simply cannot comprehend how much it's going to hurt them in 2030, when they don't have 20+ guaranteed seats in red states.
And those states add another 20 seats apportioned from their blue states.
But no more generational royalty seats?
That's and extra LOL
the Dems haven't had to face real elections since the 1950s--they simply cannot comprehend how much it's going to hurt them in 2030, when they don't have 20+ guaranteed seats in red states.
And those states add another 20 seats apportioned from their blue states.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (MtSIY)
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PS - Not sure who was saying the VA Supreme Court has a 4-3 coservative advantage...b/c it doesn't. Liberals are posting wildly on Twiiter that it's actually a majority liberal court, even though it's officially "nonpartisan" and a couple of the justices were effectively picked to be on the court by both sides...so, I guess we have a Roberts or Kagan with our 3 revealed KBJs...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (tOcjL)
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> Including ramped up violence to keep Republicans home.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (jehhT)
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I'd rather the GOP stand up their own ballot harvesting operation. As insurance. Because the Democrats surely will not cease their attempts to steal elections by any means necessary.
It would be funny if they tried to tell us that 300,000,000 votes was 'normal.'
I'd rather the GOP stand up their own ballot harvesting operation. As insurance. Because the Democrats surely will not cease their attempts to steal elections by any means necessary.
It would be funny if they tried to tell us that 300,000,000 votes was 'normal.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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My first trip to London, when the guy during the meeting break, said he was going to go outside and burn a fag.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
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When I was in UK, I saw "faggots" on the restaurant menu. Of course I had to order them. Not bad.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
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When I was in UK, I saw "faggots" on the restaurant menu. Of course I had to order them. Not bad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
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275 Have we heard from Boasberg yet
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
Posted by: Don Black
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He is already in a spot of trouble over his pursuing contempt charges on Trump appointees after his decisions were nullified by higher courts. He is trying to get the DC Circuit to let him resume his lawfare against Trump officials.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)
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Please be respectful enough to call him by his proper title: President Boasberg!
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
Posted by: Don Black
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He is already in a spot of trouble over his pursuing contempt charges on Trump appointees after his decisions were nullified by higher courts. He is trying to get the DC Circuit to let him resume his lawfare against Trump officials.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)
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Please be respectful enough to call him by his proper title: President Boasberg!
Posted by: John Roberts of Epstein Island at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (9JZPQ)
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126 and here i thought that the UK election results would be the #1 "flaming skull" story of the day.
(Hint: Labour destroyed, Stamer likely out, UK goes full anti-immibgration.)
Posted by: zombie
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Missed R's steam rolling Ohio, too.
Or, I could have been passed out that day.
(Hint: Labour destroyed, Stamer likely out, UK goes full anti-immibgration.)
Posted by: zombie
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Missed R's steam rolling Ohio, too.
Or, I could have been passed out that day.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (0ogfQ)
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292 275 Have we heard from Boasberg yet
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
Posted by: Don Black
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He's not up yet from his coffin for Vampire business hours.
He's so fugly he rules with the evil seeping out of his dessicated husk. Nasty man.
he could still rule to overturn VA supreme court
Posted by: Don Black
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He's not up yet from his coffin for Vampire business hours.
He's so fugly he rules with the evil seeping out of his dessicated husk. Nasty man.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (WONhk)
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And those states add another 20 seats apportioned from their blue states.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (MtSIY)
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I think there's a chance that the 2032 maps could be a shift of as many as 40 seats from blue states to red states.
There's 7 or so already marked as improperly assigned from the last census (swing of 14 right there).
And then the great migration and deportations and, possibly, no illegals counted at all. Should the last happen, it could be as many as 50.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
And those states add another 20 seats apportioned from their blue states.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (MtSIY)
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I think there's a chance that the 2032 maps could be a shift of as many as 40 seats from blue states to red states.
There's 7 or so already marked as improperly assigned from the last census (swing of 14 right there).
And then the great migration and deportations and, possibly, no illegals counted at all. Should the last happen, it could be as many as 50.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (c3FgC)
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Heck, it's really all part of the dance, isn't it? Crank and bitch for something you know you can't possibly get, then when you don't get it, tell your rabble "Look at what they stole from us".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
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Sic Semper Oppressors!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
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Sic Semper Oppressors!
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (lR5Ug)
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Starmer isn't going anywhere. He's not done yet. And should he actually resign, the guy that would fill in is worse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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Next move to the Globalists. I'm guessing Nigel Farage ends up in handcuffs sooner rather than later based on come concocted misappropriation of Reform Party funds. They've used that technique four separate times in other countries. Farage is next.
Starmer isn't going anywhere. He's not done yet. And should he actually resign, the guy that would fill in is worse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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Next move to the Globalists. I'm guessing Nigel Farage ends up in handcuffs sooner rather than later based on come concocted misappropriation of Reform Party funds. They've used that technique four separate times in other countries. Farage is next.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (dIske)
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I've lurked for a few years since my commenting days... i have to say this is the best article I've ever seen ace post.
lol
lol
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (lLeLE)
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301 My first trip to London, when the guy during the meeting break, said he was going to go outside and burn a fag.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
I thought they gave them flying lessons off tall buildings...
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
I thought they gave them flying lessons off tall buildings...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (ynpvh)
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316 > Including ramped up violence to keep Republicans home.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (jehhT)
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The 2020 riots worked so well that after months of mail in ballot fraud, six states had to shut down ballot counting in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall and barely get Biden an electoral college victory.
American's don't vote for the party pushing riots. Never have.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (jehhT)
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The 2020 riots worked so well that after months of mail in ballot fraud, six states had to shut down ballot counting in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall and barely get Biden an electoral college victory.
American's don't vote for the party pushing riots. Never have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:34 PM (c3FgC)
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 08, 2026 01:34 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:34 PM (Ot/FD)
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Starmer says he's staying. If he left they could end up with Miliband , who's a renewable energy loony. Raymer's district went 17-1 Reform
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:35 PM (gu0hJ)
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Hilariously, the most popular sausage brand in the U.K. is
"Mr. Brain's Faggots."
Google it if you don't believe me.
"Mr. Brain's Faggots."
Google it if you don't believe me.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Av6i5)
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You know, as men get older this does happen (the back end falling down.) It's ok, it happens.
I recommend asian squats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)
Where can I find Asians at short notice?
I recommend asian squats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)
Where can I find Asians at short notice?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 01:35 PM (8avO+)
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> Including ramped up violence to keep Republicans home.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (jehhT)
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Make New Black Panthers Great Again!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (jehhT)
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Make New Black Panthers Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (lR5Ug)
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What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM
Worse teeth and gay.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM
Worse teeth and gay.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (bEI8k)
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Do they even *talk* about Our Democracy anymore since it elected Trump by popular vote and otherwise?
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (udZ7r)
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Solar High Speed Rail.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (g6DiO)
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You guys, ya gotta find the "new" congressional district map that was just overturned.
5 of the new districts are like snakes that start in Fairfax, and go halfway across the state. Absolutely ridiculous.
5 of the new districts are like snakes that start in Fairfax, and go halfway across the state. Absolutely ridiculous.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (ly3pG)
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318 My first trip to London, when the guy during the meeting break, said he was going to go outside and burn a fag.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
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When I was in UK, I saw "faggots" on the restaurant menu. Of course I had to order them. Not bad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
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When I was in UK, I saw "faggots" on the restaurant menu. Of course I had to order them. Not bad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (ynpvh)
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That plus the Dums will use this assrape as a big fundraising tool. Fine with me. Let the retards who spent big on the doomed VA redistricting now spend even more trying to unrape their assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Fundraising has not been going that well for Democrats this cycle and the ActBlue investigations are putting a chill in trying to further new criminal acts there. The truth is with computer designed districts, unless there are huge political events like the Iranians nuking someone or a massive 2008 financial meltdown this September, this is more like Clinton's last midterm in 1998 rather than 2018, 2010, or even 2006.
Status quo election. Donors may pass on this go around and aim more at 2028 because that is critical for the Dems because of control during the 2030 Census and deportation of their illegal alien friendz.
Dems need a trifecta in 2028 to jam through their program of packing the Courts, running the Census, and amnesty/open borders again before the clock runs out on them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Fundraising has not been going that well for Democrats this cycle and the ActBlue investigations are putting a chill in trying to further new criminal acts there. The truth is with computer designed districts, unless there are huge political events like the Iranians nuking someone or a massive 2008 financial meltdown this September, this is more like Clinton's last midterm in 1998 rather than 2018, 2010, or even 2006.
Status quo election. Donors may pass on this go around and aim more at 2028 because that is critical for the Dems because of control during the 2030 Census and deportation of their illegal alien friendz.
Dems need a trifecta in 2028 to jam through their program of packing the Courts, running the Census, and amnesty/open borders again before the clock runs out on them.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)
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331 Hilariously, the most popular sausage brand in the U.K. is
"Mr. Brain's Faggots."
Google it if you don't believe me.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Av6i5)
I thought that's what they called "Jeopardy!" over there...
"Mr. Brain's Faggots."
Google it if you don't believe me.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Av6i5)
I thought that's what they called "Jeopardy!" over there...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (Ot/FD)
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Starmer says he's staying
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Yeah... this is what is going on, he wants to be payed off, and he want guarantees he won't be prosecuted for hiding the rape gangs.
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Yeah... this is what is going on, he wants to be payed off, and he want guarantees he won't be prosecuted for hiding the rape gangs.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (GD0B3)
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When the Republicans tried to stop the election before it was held, on the basis of the Democrats violating the State Constitution, the Democrats argued that the Court should let the election go forward first and rule on the constitutionality after the election was held. The Court bought that argument, only to have the Democrats come back and, with unmitigated gall, argue that since the referendum had passed, the Court shouldn't invalidate it. If you read the opinion, the Court was obviously offended by the brazen dishonesty of this bait and switch argument. The Dems were going to lose anyway because they so obviously violated the law, but they have reduced their credibility to zero with this ridiculous argument.
Posted by: Wahoo at May 08, 2026 01:37 PM (5Ry7C)
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Kind of odd that burning a fag and sucking a fag means the same in Britain
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:37 PM (gu0hJ)
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I think there's a chance that the 2032 maps could be a shift of as many as 40 seats from blue states to red states.
There's 7 or so already marked as improperly assigned from the last census (swing of 14 right there).
And then the great migration and deportations and, possibly, no illegals counted at all. Should the last happen, it could be as many as 50.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (c3FgC)
Sadly, if that happens I envision the GOPe throwing in the towel and not funding a bunch of races. The grift mill needs to keep turning.
There's 7 or so already marked as improperly assigned from the last census (swing of 14 right there).
And then the great migration and deportations and, possibly, no illegals counted at all. Should the last happen, it could be as many as 50.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (c3FgC)
Sadly, if that happens I envision the GOPe throwing in the towel and not funding a bunch of races. The grift mill needs to keep turning.
Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)
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Farage is next.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (dIske)
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Farage is no danger to them. He's far too milquetoast.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (dIske)
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Farage is no danger to them. He's far too milquetoast.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 01:38 PM (9JZPQ)
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Kind of odd that burning a fag and sucking a fag means the same in Britain
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:37 PM (gu0hJ)
THOSE guys are FAGS!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:37 PM (gu0hJ)
THOSE guys are FAGS!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 08, 2026 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not being (or wanting to be) a student of VA law or politics, is there a reason that the Ds couldn't have followed the constitutionally required process and still won in the end? Were they just in too big of a hurry?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)
Yeah. From what I understand they squeezed this in during a session called for another purpose, and they used a partisan group to write the district, which is not allowed, and they neglected the provision to have an intervening election before the change takes effect. A bit too much to swallow for enough judges.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)
Yeah. From what I understand they squeezed this in during a session called for another purpose, and they used a partisan group to write the district, which is not allowed, and they neglected the provision to have an intervening election before the change takes effect. A bit too much to swallow for enough judges.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 01:39 PM (8avO+)
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Nigel Farage is the Deep State's fallback position.
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at May 08, 2026 01:39 PM (4NO2D)
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Rupert Lowe is the hope for England
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)
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My first trip to London, when the guy during the meeting break, said he was going to go outside and burn a fag.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
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When I was in UK, I saw "faggots" on the restaurant menu. Of course I had to order them. Not bad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (ynpvh)
________
"Hello faggot lovers ...." Classic! Although these are small meatballs in the ad, I remember the faggots I ate in London looked more like round sausages. They had some kind of casing on them. Or at least that's what I remember.
"Woah! You can do that here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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That has a whole new meaning in Londonistan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 01:29 PM (gnNyN)
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When I was in UK, I saw "faggots" on the restaurant menu. Of course I had to order them. Not bad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (ynpvh)
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"Hello faggot lovers ...." Classic! Although these are small meatballs in the ad, I remember the faggots I ate in London looked more like round sausages. They had some kind of casing on them. Or at least that's what I remember.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)
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Happy Friday, family!
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (Dd38x)
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WILLOWED:Since someone mentioned Chip Roy vs Mayes Middleton I had to check on a statement that Roy voted to impeach President Trump. Google and Brave say Roy never voted to impeach DJT, even though Roy claimed possibility of "impeachable conduct".
Tried to use grok.com but they were too busy to answer.
Posted by: Glenn at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (nvKZ7)
Tried to use grok.com but they were too busy to answer.
Posted by: Glenn at May 08, 2026 01:22 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Glenn at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (nvKZ7)
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If you're a VA voter, I'll put money down now that Miyares will be running for Gov in 2029...he's staying very involved in the state's politics, more than others.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (tOcjL)
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"Hello faggot lovers ...." Classic! Although these are small meatballs in the ad, I remember the faggots I ate in London looked more like round sausages. They had some kind of casing on them. Or at least that's what I remember.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)/i]
Bangers and mash is the sausage and potato dish.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)/i]
Bangers and mash is the sausage and potato dish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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Bet it was the same people who hacked Canvas yesterday. Crafty f**kers.
Posted by: Dr. T
That's been a fine bit of comedy, since semester grades are due next week, and apparently everyone's gradebooks are in that system and nowhere else.
I haven't heard if the faculty are actually freaking out about it or if it's just "one more thing on top of all the other things."
It's certainly a step up from calling in a bomb threat to get your finals cancelled because you were lazy and didn't study.
Posted by: Dr. T
That's been a fine bit of comedy, since semester grades are due next week, and apparently everyone's gradebooks are in that system and nowhere else.
I haven't heard if the faculty are actually freaking out about it or if it's just "one more thing on top of all the other things."
It's certainly a step up from calling in a bomb threat to get your finals cancelled because you were lazy and didn't study.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (vJrRc)
356
Starmer isn't going anywhere. He's not done yet. And should he actually resign, the guy that would fill in is worse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
If the guy behind him is truly worse than his days are numbered. The Left love not electing people. And yes I know how PM works.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
If the guy behind him is truly worse than his days are numbered. The Left love not electing people. And yes I know how PM works.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (udZ7r)
357
Sadly, if that happens I envision the GOPe throwing in the towel and not funding a bunch of races. The grift mill needs to keep turning.
Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)
They are increasingly losing their grip. Look at Indiana, they didn't play ball, and 8 gope state senators got sent home in exchange for 8 of Trump's men. What does the GOPe have these days for anyone to tie their success to?
Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)
They are increasingly losing their grip. Look at Indiana, they didn't play ball, and 8 gope state senators got sent home in exchange for 8 of Trump's men. What does the GOPe have these days for anyone to tie their success to?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (8avO+)
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Oldcat - they could have done it if they were willing to wait until 2028 for the new districts to go into effect. But their TDS is too strong, so they brazenly violated the law and hoped that a Democratic court would look the other way.
Posted by: Wahoo at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (5Ry7C)
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https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (ynpvh)
________
"Hello faggot lovers ...." Classic! Although these are small meatballs in the ad, I remember the faggots I ate in London looked more like round sausages. They had some kind of casing on them. Or at least that's what I remember.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)
Apparently kids don't like their faggots spicy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (ynpvh)
________
"Hello faggot lovers ...." Classic! Although these are small meatballs in the ad, I remember the faggots I ate in London looked more like round sausages. They had some kind of casing on them. Or at least that's what I remember.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)
Apparently kids don't like their faggots spicy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (rJ48h)
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Seattle Times headline
Seattle Business lobby hires leftist firebrand who speaks mayors language.
What a time to be alive.
Seattle Business lobby hires leftist firebrand who speaks mayors language.
What a time to be alive.
Posted by: Heroq at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (JRUvI)
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Rupert Lowe is the hope for England
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)
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Where's Tommy Robinson when you need him?
/He probably wants nothing to do with the sewer that is Londonistan ...
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)
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Where's Tommy Robinson when you need him?
/He probably wants nothing to do with the sewer that is Londonistan ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (lR5Ug)
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"I remember the faggots I ate in London looked more like round sausages. They had some kind of casing on them. Or at least that's what I remember."
Those were sheep testicles. Yuck.
Those were sheep testicles. Yuck.
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (cS1cw)
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ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
·
30m
Are You Tired of Winning?
✅ Indiana squishy State Senate Republicans DEFEATED
✅ Tennessee redrew its congressional maps — +1🟥
✅ Florida redrew its congressional maps — +4🟥
✅ Texas redrew its congressional maps — +5🟥
✅ SCOTUS approved Texas maps
✅ SCOTUS ruled maps based on skin color are unconstitutional
✅ Louisiana must redraw its congressional maps
✅ VA Supreme Court struck down the unconstitutional referendum
ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
·
30m
Are You Tired of Winning?
✅ Indiana squishy State Senate Republicans DEFEATED
✅ Tennessee redrew its congressional maps — +1🟥
✅ Florida redrew its congressional maps — +4🟥
✅ Texas redrew its congressional maps — +5🟥
✅ SCOTUS approved Texas maps
✅ SCOTUS ruled maps based on skin color are unconstitutional
✅ Louisiana must redraw its congressional maps
✅ VA Supreme Court struck down the unconstitutional referendum
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (Dd38x)
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"Hello faggot lovers ...." Classic! Although these are small meatballs in the ad, I remember the faggots I ate in London looked more like round sausages. They had some kind of casing on them. Or at least that's what I remember.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)/i]
Bangers and mash is the sausage and potato dish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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I know. I had those too. But I also had faggots and remember some kind of casing on them, like they were wrapped in something.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)/i]
Bangers and mash is the sausage and potato dish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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I know. I had those too. But I also had faggots and remember some kind of casing on them, like they were wrapped in something.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
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Hey, America trapped in a flood of godless heathens, these decisions could be your last chance.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2026 01:43 PM (8IK+k)
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Apparently kids don't like their faggots spicy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)
Milo Yiannopoulos hardest hit.
Apparently kids don't like their faggots spicy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)
Milo Yiannopoulos hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
368
The filipinos have putos...many of the friends I grew up with spoke Spanish, where a puta is a whore, so a puto is a male prostitute. Bought a pack of assorted ones for some close friends, who found them hilarious.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:43 PM (ynpvh)
369
Starmer isn't going anywhere. He's not done yet. And should he actually resign, the guy that would fill in is worse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
If the guy behind him is truly worse than his days are numbered. The Left love not electing people. And yes I know how PM works.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (udZ7r)
They picked Starmer in the first place because once they kicked out that "honest commie" Corbin they had nobody with stature but him. Now that he is used up they only have the hangers on left. Apparently the people who push Starmer's buttons aren't willing to step forward themselves.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
If the guy behind him is truly worse than his days are numbered. The Left love not electing people. And yes I know how PM works.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:41 PM (udZ7r)
They picked Starmer in the first place because once they kicked out that "honest commie" Corbin they had nobody with stature but him. Now that he is used up they only have the hangers on left. Apparently the people who push Starmer's buttons aren't willing to step forward themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+)
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And then the great migration and deportations and, possibly, no illegals counted at all. Should the last happen, it could be as many as 50.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
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The best part about the 2030 Census is how it's going to force these blue states in to very violent and bloody internecine battles over which incumbent to sacrifice and which to save--in a steel cage death match with their pet minorities all grown up and demanding "their" seats be saved.
Delicious.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
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The best part about the 2030 Census is how it's going to force these blue states in to very violent and bloody internecine battles over which incumbent to sacrifice and which to save--in a steel cage death match with their pet minorities all grown up and demanding "their" seats be saved.
Delicious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (MtSIY)
371
Where's Tommy Robinson when you need him?
/He probably wants nothing to do with the sewer that is Londonistan ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (lR5Ug)
He's currently in the US basking in freedom and loving it.
He did an interview with Chip Roy about his upcoming election for Texas AG.
Where's Tommy Robinson when you need him?
/He probably wants nothing to do with the sewer that is Londonistan ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (lR5Ug)
He's currently in the US basking in freedom and loving it.
He did an interview with Chip Roy about his upcoming election for Texas AG.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wheeeeeeee! So nice to see good news from Virginia for a change.
Which reminds me - you are all cordially invited to our NoVaMoMe! See link on sidebar or just email me at NoVaMoMe @ proton.me and I will send you the details.
Which reminds me - you are all cordially invited to our NoVaMoMe! See link on sidebar or just email me at NoVaMoMe @ proton.me and I will send you the details.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (afFes)
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I remember the faggot I ate was long and had a mushroom shaped head and had all this cream in it, like a cordon bleu. But gayer.
Posted by: Morons Discussing All The Faggots They Ate at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (AeuCO)
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Now all WE have to do is freakin' VOTE!
Posted by: LASue
Wait -- what??? We have to vote? This is getting too cmplicated.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (Av6i5)
That's what the dems tell us. So, so very difficult, especially for us empty-headed gals, not to mention those goofy minorities!
Posted by: LASue
Wait -- what??? We have to vote? This is getting too cmplicated.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2026 01:21 PM (Av6i5)
That's what the dems tell us. So, so very difficult, especially for us empty-headed gals, not to mention those goofy minorities!
Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (lCppi)
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Oldcat, there WAS an intervening election--
Illegal special session simple majority passage, Oct 25.
Spam et al elected Nov 25, sworn in Jan 26, passed it again.
Supposed to be 90 day notice to voters before special election, but early voting for that started in March, so between second (not really, because of wrong first) passage and early voting no 90 day window,
IOW, fucked six ways from Sunday.
Illegal special session simple majority passage, Oct 25.
Spam et al elected Nov 25, sworn in Jan 26, passed it again.
Supposed to be 90 day notice to voters before special election, but early voting for that started in March, so between second (not really, because of wrong first) passage and early voting no 90 day window,
IOW, fucked six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: barbarausa at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (enw9G)
376
Sorry that yes wasn't direct to you Spongey. That was just me being general
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (udZ7r)
377
Couldn't Bernie Sanders just slip, break a hip, and retire to one of his four dachas. Guy is really getting annoying.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (gm9Sb)
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Those were sheep testicles. Yuck.
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (cS1cw)
Calf fries.
Although, I guess that would be sheep fries, then.
Those were sheep testicles. Yuck.
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (cS1cw)
Calf fries.
Although, I guess that would be sheep fries, then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
379
Tommy Robinson did a video from a Buccees.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (g6DiO)
380
Happy Friday, family!
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (Dd38x)
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* cues Sister Sledge and "We Are Family" ... *
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2026 01:40 PM (Dd38x)
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* cues Sister Sledge and "We Are Family" ... *
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (lR5Ug)
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370 The best part about the 2030 Census is how it's going to force these blue states in to very violent and bloody internecine battles over which incumbent to sacrifice and which to save--in a steel cage death match with their pet minorities all grown up and demanding "their" seats be saved.
Delicious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (MtSIY)
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Root for injuries.
Delicious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (MtSIY)
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Root for injuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (c3FgC)
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Sorry that yes wasn't direct to you Spongey. That was just me being general
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (udZ7r)
*fistbump*
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (udZ7r)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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Tommy Robinson did a video from a Buccees.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (g6DiO)
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Wait, they have Buccees in Britain?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:45 PM (g6DiO)
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Wait, they have Buccees in Britain?
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (lR5Ug)
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Sadly, if that happens I envision the GOPe throwing in the towel and not funding a bunch of races. The grift mill needs to keep turning.
Posted by: LASue
The rest of the state GOPs are not as feckless as West Coast GOPe. GOPe in WA, OR, and CA are basically Stockholm syndrome that sympathize with their Dem oppressors.
Most of this dysfunction is driven by the big party donors that want things that the base voters don't want. Like open borders for cheap labor, government spending fraud to boost real estate development prices and large retailers, free trade so that the GOPe types can sell out American assets or outsource labor to places like India, endless corporate tax breaks, etc.
And those donors are embedded in state political organizations like ticks--they make sure the state parties obey their interests--the state parties in turn then make sure their package of political consultants for candidates (complete finance, campaign, and legal compliance teams) do what the big donors want.
This has flown under the radar but Brad Little, governor of Idaho, is in trouble because a recording of his meeting with Big Ag in his state shows he aims to protect their illegal labor.
Posted by: LASue
The rest of the state GOPs are not as feckless as West Coast GOPe. GOPe in WA, OR, and CA are basically Stockholm syndrome that sympathize with their Dem oppressors.
Most of this dysfunction is driven by the big party donors that want things that the base voters don't want. Like open borders for cheap labor, government spending fraud to boost real estate development prices and large retailers, free trade so that the GOPe types can sell out American assets or outsource labor to places like India, endless corporate tax breaks, etc.
And those donors are embedded in state political organizations like ticks--they make sure the state parties obey their interests--the state parties in turn then make sure their package of political consultants for candidates (complete finance, campaign, and legal compliance teams) do what the big donors want.
This has flown under the radar but Brad Little, governor of Idaho, is in trouble because a recording of his meeting with Big Ag in his state shows he aims to protect their illegal labor.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (E4rtv)
385
Dems need a trifecta in 2028 to jam through their program of packing the Courts, running the Census, and amnesty/open borders again before the clock runs out on them.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)
You left out Federal bail-outs to Big Blue Cities, to keep the teachers and public employees union pensions afloat for a few more elections without enacting punishing taxes on the middle class, while continuing to give huge raises to members of those unions. Also, re-instituting the vast money-laundering NGO complex, along with re-instituting USAID, etc.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)
You left out Federal bail-outs to Big Blue Cities, to keep the teachers and public employees union pensions afloat for a few more elections without enacting punishing taxes on the middle class, while continuing to give huge raises to members of those unions. Also, re-instituting the vast money-laundering NGO complex, along with re-instituting USAID, etc.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (5rh/l)
386
Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
387
Flaming skull dipping warbles in puddin'
Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (cS1cw)
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386
Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
Like he allows the Muzzie gangs to?
Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
Like he allows the Muzzie gangs to?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (ynpvh)
390
Rupert Lowe's comments on the GB election:
"History made. We won ten out of ten seats, with overwhelming majorities in every single one.
Great Yarmouth First, then we Restore Britain.
A very special day."
"History made. We won ten out of ten seats, with overwhelming majorities in every single one.
Great Yarmouth First, then we Restore Britain.
A very special day."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (2sfNr)
391
Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
"I'm bored. Let's party."
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
"I'm bored. Let's party."
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
392
386
Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
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We're going to get to 2029 and we'll have video of Starmer being raped by the Ukrainian rent boys in 8K, including audio of Starmer telling them to call him Zelensky, and he'll still be Prime Minister.
Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
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We're going to get to 2029 and we'll have video of Starmer being raped by the Ukrainian rent boys in 8K, including audio of Starmer telling them to call him Zelensky, and he'll still be Prime Minister.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (c3FgC)
393
He was traveling in America. He gets arrested less here.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (g6DiO)
394
What does a British flaming skull look like?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
It has a David Niven mustache and crooked rotting teeth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
It has a David Niven mustache and crooked rotting teeth.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (g8Ew8)
395
391 Labour knows if they call an election it's over, so Starmer is free to get his freak on.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
"I'm bored. Let's party."
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
How's his cancer?
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Y8DZL)
"I'm bored. Let's party."
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
How's his cancer?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
396
395
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
How's his cancer?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
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"Oh, you mean the people of my nation? I'm busy pushing them out."
-King Charles
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
How's his cancer?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
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"Oh, you mean the people of my nation? I'm busy pushing them out."
-King Charles
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (c3FgC)
397
British activist Tommy Robinson, real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, visited a Buc-ee's store in New Braunfels during his U.S. tour after leaving the UK in February 2026 amid threats. He posted a video on March 8 marveling at the Texas chain's huge size, spotless restrooms, endless snacks, and barbecue, captioning it 'Culture Shock: I Discover the Scale of Texas at Buc-ee's.' His post drew thousands of likes and an flood of warm offers from American fans, including home stays, meals, and tours from Texas families, Pittsburgh golf outings, Louisiana Cajun food, and more, with Robinson calling his direct messages 'insane' and expressing deep gratitude.
He'll be applying for asylum soon, I'd guess..
He'll be applying for asylum soon, I'd guess..
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
398
He's currently in the US basking in freedom and loving it.
He did an interview with Chip Roy about his upcoming election for Texas AG.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Excellent! Was unaware of that, thanks Sponge.
He did an interview with Chip Roy about his upcoming election for Texas AG.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Excellent! Was unaware of that, thanks Sponge.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (lR5Ug)
399
Doesn’t the VA Supreme Court know how hard it was to stuff the midnight ballots to get the win?? Geez, some people are so inconsiderate!
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2026 01:49 PM (Dmg5D)
400
>Couldn't Bernie Sanders just slip, break a hip, and retire to one of his four dachas. Guy is really getting annoying.
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I wish Hakeem would fall into a volcano.
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I wish Hakeem would fall into a volcano.
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 01:49 PM (ZxPkt)
401
396 395
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
How's his cancer?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
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"Oh, you mean the people of my nation? I'm busy pushing them out."
-King Charles
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (c3FgC)
does the turd have rectal cancer?
-His Royal Highness King Charles III
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
How's his cancer?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
=======
"Oh, you mean the people of my nation? I'm busy pushing them out."
-King Charles
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (c3FgC)
does the turd have rectal cancer?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:49 PM (ynpvh)
402
Wow, Ace is in a very lolly mood today.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 08, 2026 01:49 PM (xvhJH)
404
How's his cancer?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
Still living in the New World with that television strumpet, last I heard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
Still living in the New World with that television strumpet, last I heard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:49 PM (Ot/FD)
405
They picked Starmer in the first place because once they kicked out that "honest commie" Corbin they had nobody with stature but him. Now that he is used up they only have the hangers on left. Apparently the people who push Starmer's buttons aren't willing to step forward themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat
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They have used him for the last two years to catch spears for unpopular policies while they go about trying to remake the UK. The Cabinet types are probably fine with Starmer continuing to play the sacrificial lamb until about a year before general elections if they make it that far without calling a snap election. But the backbenchers are pissed--they won't get a chance for cabinet and their friends, spouses, etc. were losing seats back home.
Posted by: Oldcat
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They have used him for the last two years to catch spears for unpopular policies while they go about trying to remake the UK. The Cabinet types are probably fine with Starmer continuing to play the sacrificial lamb until about a year before general elections if they make it that far without calling a snap election. But the backbenchers are pissed--they won't get a chance for cabinet and their friends, spouses, etc. were losing seats back home.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)
406
But for real, watching black leaders scream "racism" at Democrat legislatures over redistricting that eliminates safe black seats in favor of saving white incumbents is going to be amazing.
and it starts this year and into next 'cause Harmeet Dillion has already thrown out the gauntlet; going to sue blue states over their minority-majority districts.
and it starts this year and into next 'cause Harmeet Dillion has already thrown out the gauntlet; going to sue blue states over their minority-majority districts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:50 PM (MtSIY)
407
What if when Trump said Make America Great Again, he meant it...
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:50 PM (udZ7r)
408
Genuinely shocked a blue state Supreme Court would overturn this. Stuff like that never happens.
Posted by: Jose at May 08, 2026 01:50 PM (V6W16)
409
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Excellent! Was unaware of that, thanks Sponge.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (lR5Ug)
Yeah man.
A chick blogger interviewed him a while back and he talked about how refreshing it was to be able to go to a club, have a drink and do some dancing without fearing for is life and felt safe for the first time in a long time.
Excellent! Was unaware of that, thanks Sponge.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (lR5Ug)
Yeah man.
A chick blogger interviewed him a while back and he talked about how refreshing it was to be able to go to a club, have a drink and do some dancing without fearing for is life and felt safe for the first time in a long time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
410
I see the blade still hasn’t learned to write his “First” comments before hand and use the magical ctrl C, ctrl V spell.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Dmg5D)
411
Heck, it's really all part of the dance, isn't it? Crank and bitch for something you know you can't possibly get, then when you don't get it, tell your rabble "Look at what they stole from us".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
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Sic Semper Oppressors!
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (lR5Ug)
They have to pay their rabble to show up out of their pockets. Taxpayer money for riots is drying up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
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Sic Semper Oppressors!
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:33 PM (lR5Ug)
They have to pay their rabble to show up out of their pockets. Taxpayer money for riots is drying up.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 01:51 PM (8avO+)
412
We're going to get to 2029 and we'll have video of Starmer being raped by the Ukrainian rent boys in 8K, including audio of Starmer telling them to call him Zelensky, and he'll still be Prime Minister.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (c3FgC)
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"Ohhhh Vlaaaaaady, you're such a Baaaaaady ..."
* Ugh, brain bleach stat! *
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:47 PM (c3FgC)
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"Ohhhh Vlaaaaaady, you're such a Baaaaaady ..."
* Ugh, brain bleach stat! *
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:51 PM (lR5Ug)
413
I think there's a chance that the 2032 maps could be a shift of as many as 40 seats from blue states to red states.
There's 7 or so already marked as improperly assigned from the last census (swing of 14 right
And then the great migration and deportations and, possibly, no illegals counted at all. Should the last happen, it could be as many as 50.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Seats should be based on Legal Permanent Residents ONLY.
It is merely coincidental that that is also an immigration term.
Or do they want Florida to claim a "resident" for every hotel room (even singles can sleep four or more) as well as snow birds?
Most populous state in the union baby.
There's 7 or so already marked as improperly assigned from the last census (swing of 14 right
And then the great migration and deportations and, possibly, no illegals counted at all. Should the last happen, it could be as many as 50.
Imagine a world where California loses 8 seats at once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Seats should be based on Legal Permanent Residents ONLY.
It is merely coincidental that that is also an immigration term.
Or do they want Florida to claim a "resident" for every hotel room (even singles can sleep four or more) as well as snow birds?
Most populous state in the union baby.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2026 01:51 PM (/lPRQ)
414
Have the VA Democrats figured out how to blame Trump for their VA Supreme Court loss?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 08, 2026 01:52 PM (bufu1)
415
He'll be applying for asylum soon, I'd guess..
Posted by: Sponge
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Yes, until we do a Khomeini and send him back the UK to become its new King after the current regime crumbles to the ground.
Posted by: Sponge
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Yes, until we do a Khomeini and send him back the UK to become its new King after the current regime crumbles to the ground.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)
416
"Ohhhh Vlaaaaaady, you're such a Baaaaaady ..."
* Ugh, brain bleach stat! *
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:51 PM (lR5Ug)
Bleach ain't gonna cure what ails *you*, my friend.
* Ugh, brain bleach stat! *
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 01:51 PM (lR5Ug)
Bleach ain't gonna cure what ails *you*, my friend.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:53 PM (udZ7r)
417
Was the SCOVA ruling unanimous? I don’t see a breakdown.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)
418
The rest of the state GOPs are not as feckless as West Coast GOPe. GOPe in WA, OR, and CA are basically Stockholm syndrome that sympathize with their Dem oppressors.
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Have you heard the story of the governor of Idaho and his lackies sneering at and shitting on conservatives for wanting end to illegals?
Seems there's an audio?
And they admit that 30-40% of ag workers in ID are illegals. And mock the natives "cause they don't show up."
Yeah, blame the people who can't work for cash at below market prices.
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Have you heard the story of the governor of Idaho and his lackies sneering at and shitting on conservatives for wanting end to illegals?
Seems there's an audio?
And they admit that 30-40% of ag workers in ID are illegals. And mock the natives "cause they don't show up."
Yeah, blame the people who can't work for cash at below market prices.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (MtSIY)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (udZ7r)
420
They have used him for the last two years to catch spears for unpopular policies while they go about trying to remake the UK. The Cabinet types are probably fine with Starmer continuing to play the sacrificial lamb until about a year before general elections if they make it that far without calling a snap election. But the backbenchers are pissed--they won't get a chance for cabinet and their friends, spouses, etc. were losing seats back home.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)
18 percent for the party in the polls and only 40 percent approval for Labor voters *before* this defeat is likely to cause some kind of reaction in Labor itself. I won't say they can't do nothing because that is what they were doing, but the people who are going to lose their seats and jobs may feel differently.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)
18 percent for the party in the polls and only 40 percent approval for Labor voters *before* this defeat is likely to cause some kind of reaction in Labor itself. I won't say they can't do nothing because that is what they were doing, but the people who are going to lose their seats and jobs may feel differently.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (8avO+)
421
Seattle Times headline
Seattle Business lobby hires leftist firebrand who speaks mayors language.
What a time to be alive.
Posted by: Heroq at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (JRUvI)
'Tard is a language?
Seattle Business lobby hires leftist firebrand who speaks mayors language.
What a time to be alive.
Posted by: Heroq at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (JRUvI)
'Tard is a language?
Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (lCppi)
422
408 Genuinely shocked a blue state Supreme Court would overturn this. Stuff like that never happens.
Posted by: Jose
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Dems were too blatant this time. They wiped their ass with the state Constitution AND multiple state laws. All that the Court needed was one reason to overturn it and that was given.
Posted by: Jose
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Dems were too blatant this time. They wiped their ass with the state Constitution AND multiple state laws. All that the Court needed was one reason to overturn it and that was given.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)
423
Was the SCOVA ruling unanimous? I don’t see a breakdown.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)
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4-3
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)
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4-3
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 08, 2026 01:55 PM (affD0)
424
Listening to people who were cheated by the last census discuss how great justice is coming in the next census is darkly humorous.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 01:55 PM (zUuah)
425
Heh someone just said this is worst defeat for Virginia Dems since Appomattox
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 01:55 PM (gu0hJ)
426
424 Listening to people who were cheated by the last census discuss how great justice is coming in the next census is darkly humorous.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 01:55 PM (zUuah)
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One of the first things Trump did when he took office was fire the head of the Census Bureau.
But hey, you don't know any actual details and just have bad vibes to go on.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 01:55 PM (zUuah)
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One of the first things Trump did when he took office was fire the head of the Census Bureau.
But hey, you don't know any actual details and just have bad vibes to go on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:56 PM (c3FgC)
427
OT: Kyle Rittenhouse in hospital after being bitten by a brown recluse spider.
Maybe this will give him even greater commie killing superpowers.
The NBC News story lead-in is as awful as one might imagine.
Maybe this will give him even greater commie killing superpowers.
The NBC News story lead-in is as awful as one might imagine.
Posted by: PabloD at May 08, 2026 01:56 PM (kKjMg)
428
British activist Tommy Robinson, real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, visited a Buc-ee's store in New Braunfels during his U.S. tour after leaving the UK in February 2026 amid threats. He posted a video on March 8 marveling at the Texas chain's huge size, spotless restrooms, endless snacks, and barbecue, captioning it 'Culture Shock: I Discover the Scale of Texas at Buc-ee's.' His post drew thousands of likes and an flood of warm offers from American fans, including home stays, meals, and tours from Texas families, Pittsburgh golf outings, Louisiana Cajun food, and more, with Robinson calling his direct messages 'insane' and expressing deep gratitude.
He'll be applying for asylum soon, I'd guess..
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
He should. They likely will kill him otherwise. He didn't go to the right schools to be political.
He'll be applying for asylum soon, I'd guess..
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
He should. They likely will kill him otherwise. He didn't go to the right schools to be political.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 01:56 PM (8avO+)
429
Seats should be based on Legal Permanent Residents ONLY.
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LOL, the Guardian has found that Alito "relied on a flawed statistic" in his Cialis opinion.
See, he said black voter participation had surpassed white in recent elections.
But that's a lie! 'Cause that measured against the black population as a whole.
And they should reduce that for ineligible and ... noncitizens.
Oh?
Oh, now we don't want to count illegals?
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LOL, the Guardian has found that Alito "relied on a flawed statistic" in his Cialis opinion.
See, he said black voter participation had surpassed white in recent elections.
But that's a lie! 'Cause that measured against the black population as a whole.
And they should reduce that for ineligible and ... noncitizens.
Oh?
Oh, now we don't want to count illegals?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:57 PM (MtSIY)
430
423 Thanks, TM.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 01:57 PM (77rzZ)
431
4-3 Ruling.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:57 PM (g6DiO)
432
I know. I had those too. But I also had faggots and remember some kind of casing on them, like they were wrapped in something.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx
In this country they’re wrapped in reconstituted cowhide and extruded in a ling tube, but people usually don’t want to know that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx
In this country they’re wrapped in reconstituted cowhide and extruded in a ling tube, but people usually don’t want to know that.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2026 01:58 PM (8IK+k)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
434
Seattle Times headline
Seattle Business lobby hires leftist firebrand who speaks mayors language.
What a time to be alive.
Posted by: Heroq
That seems less than optimal.
Seattle Business lobby hires leftist firebrand who speaks mayors language.
What a time to be alive.
Posted by: Heroq
That seems less than optimal.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 01:58 PM (S838b)
435
Pretty narrow ruling. The other 3 can't read.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2026 01:59 PM (g6DiO)
436
One of the first things Trump did when he took office was fire the head of the Census Bureau.
But hey, you don't know any actual details and just have bad vibes to go on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:56 PM (c3FgC)
Who will be remain there in 2030 why?
Because Republicans not named Trump have shown they can win nationally and the presidency is now just a shoe-in?
I've been reading these demography spells doom for "x" party kinds of analyses for more than 25 years now. They're never true.
But hey, you don't know any actual details and just have bad vibes to go on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 01:56 PM (c3FgC)
Who will be remain there in 2030 why?
Because Republicans not named Trump have shown they can win nationally and the presidency is now just a shoe-in?
I've been reading these demography spells doom for "x" party kinds of analyses for more than 25 years now. They're never true.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 01:59 PM (5gTaA)
437
Forget Jackstraw, this post reads like Ace is smoking the good stuff.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2026 02:00 PM (tUj8P)
438
436
Who will be remain there in 2030 why?
Because Republicans not named Trump have shown they can win nationally and the presidency is now just a shoe-in?
I've been reading these demography spells doom for "x" party kinds of analyses for more than 25 years now. They're never true.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 01:59 PM (5gTaA)
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This is why 2028 is important, so that Vance, who's more anti-immigrant than Trump, can keep control of the 2030 census.
But if you're contribution to this discussion is, "Democrats may win," well, then, great. You've added so much. Thanks for the contribution.
Who will be remain there in 2030 why?
Because Republicans not named Trump have shown they can win nationally and the presidency is now just a shoe-in?
I've been reading these demography spells doom for "x" party kinds of analyses for more than 25 years now. They're never true.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 01:59 PM (5gTaA)
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This is why 2028 is important, so that Vance, who's more anti-immigrant than Trump, can keep control of the 2030 census.
But if you're contribution to this discussion is, "Democrats may win," well, then, great. You've added so much. Thanks for the contribution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:01 PM (c3FgC)
439
18 percent for the party in the polls and only 40 percent approval for Labor voters *before* this defeat is likely to cause some kind of reaction in Labor itself. I won't say they can't do nothing because that is what they were doing, but the people who are going to lose their seats and jobs may feel differently.
Posted by: Oldcat
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It may but what is flying under the radar is that the Conservative party is being gutted. My guess is that the remaining Tories are going to have a shotgun wedding with Reform soon for the next general elections. Labour is probably dead--the smarter voters seemed to migrate toward the Lib Democrats, the Islamists and leftists to the Green party (or ethnic parties in the Scotland and Wales assemblies).
There is really no purpose for a Labour party without its working class and that is what Reform has done--separate the white working class from the Fabian racial and economic socialists that are now looking at the Green Party for their future.
Posted by: Oldcat
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It may but what is flying under the radar is that the Conservative party is being gutted. My guess is that the remaining Tories are going to have a shotgun wedding with Reform soon for the next general elections. Labour is probably dead--the smarter voters seemed to migrate toward the Lib Democrats, the Islamists and leftists to the Green party (or ethnic parties in the Scotland and Wales assemblies).
There is really no purpose for a Labour party without its working class and that is what Reform has done--separate the white working class from the Fabian racial and economic socialists that are now looking at the Green Party for their future.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
440
Did they publish the dissent from the three judges who ruled on the side of legislative up-f#ckery and against their own state constitution? Hopefully there's something more substansive than "TRUMP BAD DEMS GOOD PASTE GOOD".
Posted by: Another Anon at May 08, 2026 02:01 PM (4h45B)
441
Shoo-in. Only because I know you'll never say it wrong again.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2026 02:02 PM (udZ7r)
442
Have the VA Democrats figured out how to blame Trump for their VA Supreme Court loss?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 08, 2026 01:52 PM (bufu1)
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Pretty sure the ones on my NextDoor already have. Not gonna look; I'm not as intrepid as our DU mole.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 08, 2026 01:52 PM (bufu1)
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Pretty sure the ones on my NextDoor already have. Not gonna look; I'm not as intrepid as our DU mole.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2026 02:02 PM (afFes)
443
"Was the SCOVA ruling unanimous? I don’t see a breakdown."
It was not, but there was fear it would be unanimous the other way, because of Rs on the bench fearing for their GA-appointed seats.
That they did right is unexpectedly awesome.
It was not, but there was fear it would be unanimous the other way, because of Rs on the bench fearing for their GA-appointed seats.
That they did right is unexpectedly awesome.
Posted by: barbarausa at May 08, 2026 02:03 PM (enw9G)
444
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
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The best part about the 2030 Census is how it's going to force these blue states in to very violent and bloody internecine battles over which incumbent to sacrifice and which to save--in a steel cage death match with their pet minorities all grown up and demanding "their" seats be saved.
Delicious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (MtSIY)
Well look at Texas for a preview. Their current "great hope" was pushed into a state wide Senate race and thumped by some flake. When the interests of the inner circle get threatened the minority 'leaders' are sacrificed.
Delicious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2026 01:44 PM (MtSIY)
Well look at Texas for a preview. Their current "great hope" was pushed into a state wide Senate race and thumped by some flake. When the interests of the inner circle get threatened the minority 'leaders' are sacrificed.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)
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435 Pretty narrow ruling. The other 3 can't read.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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No need for a broader one. Sound judging is not particularly political, all the majority had to do with strike it down as unconstitutional, they did not need to reach the rest of the issues. One bullet was enough.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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No need for a broader one. Sound judging is not particularly political, all the majority had to do with strike it down as unconstitutional, they did not need to reach the rest of the issues. One bullet was enough.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
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This is why 2028 is important, so that Vance, who's more anti-immigrant than Trump, can keep control of the 2030 census.
But if you're contribution to this discussion is, "Democrats may win," well, then, great. You've added so much. Thanks for the contribution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:01 PM (c3FgC)
Which is just a snarky way of conceding that your entire case is: well, we're just gonna win without Trump. Even though we all know Trump has brought in voters that other GOP candidates have not been able to, and has only managed to win narrowly (with small vote totals in several states being the difference between victory and defeat).
But if you're contribution to this discussion is, "Democrats may win," well, then, great. You've added so much. Thanks for the contribution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:01 PM (c3FgC)
Which is just a snarky way of conceding that your entire case is: well, we're just gonna win without Trump. Even though we all know Trump has brought in voters that other GOP candidates have not been able to, and has only managed to win narrowly (with small vote totals in several states being the difference between victory and defeat).
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 02:04 PM (5gTaA)
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447 Which is just a snarky way of conceding that your entire case is: well, we're just gonna win without Trump. Even though we all know Trump has brought in voters that other GOP candidates have not been able to, and has only managed to win narrowly (with small vote totals in several states being the difference between victory and defeat).
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 02:04 PM (5gTaA)
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I guess the efforts by the DOJ and Judicial Watch to clean up voter rolls (800,000 in Oregon alone) along with the Fulton County investigation are completely meaningless because Trump is magic.
Got it.
The GOP is going to revert to 2003 the second Trump isn't in office. Thanks. I now know you cannot take in new information at all, have little idea of what's actually happening in the world, and are boring.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 02:04 PM (5gTaA)
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I guess the efforts by the DOJ and Judicial Watch to clean up voter rolls (800,000 in Oregon alone) along with the Fulton County investigation are completely meaningless because Trump is magic.
Got it.
The GOP is going to revert to 2003 the second Trump isn't in office. Thanks. I now know you cannot take in new information at all, have little idea of what's actually happening in the world, and are boring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 02:07 PM (c3FgC)
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Blue states have shut out GOP voters for decades. It’s damn time the reverse happens.
Posted by: Heroq at May 08, 2026 02:07 PM (JRUvI)
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I am so HARD right now!
Posted by: He who questions all of it at May 08, 2026 02:07 PM (ubDLf)
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It may but what is flying under the radar is that the Conservative party is being gutted. My guess is that the remaining Tories are going to have a shotgun wedding with Reform soon for the next general elections. Labour is probably dead--the smarter voters seemed to migrate toward the Lib Democrats, the Islamists and leftists to the Green party (or ethnic parties in the Scotland and Wales assemblies).
There is really no purpose for a Labour party without its working class and that is what Reform has done--separate the white working class from the Fabian racial and economic socialists that are now looking at the Green Party for their future.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
The Gutting of the Tories was Last election - partially self inflicted when they conspired against Reform to keep their national government seats down. But many voters specifically voted to punish the Tories. And a lot of Tories did go to Reform already, which is why Restore is getting such growth, they suspect a watering down is happening. Last election Labor had fewer votes than the election before but won tons of seats due to the collusion and Tory defections.
There is really no purpose for a Labour party without its working class and that is what Reform has done--separate the white working class from the Fabian racial and economic socialists that are now looking at the Green Party for their future.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
The Gutting of the Tories was Last election - partially self inflicted when they conspired against Reform to keep their national government seats down. But many voters specifically voted to punish the Tories. And a lot of Tories did go to Reform already, which is why Restore is getting such growth, they suspect a watering down is happening. Last election Labor had fewer votes than the election before but won tons of seats due to the collusion and Tory defections.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)
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I guess the efforts by the DOJ and Judicial Watch to clean up voter rolls (800,000 in Oregon alone)
So your "analysis" based on all the "new information" that I'm ignoring is that Oregon is now in play for Republicans? That doesn't seem very sober.
along with the Fulton County investigation
That's good. Of course, if successful it amounts only to reclaiming a firmly GOP state for the GOP. It's necessary but not at all sufficient. The GOP has to be able to retain the Blue wall states Trump picked up. As far as I know, there's no evidence that Vance, Rubio, or anyone else is likely to do that.
So your "analysis" based on all the "new information" that I'm ignoring is that Oregon is now in play for Republicans? That doesn't seem very sober.
along with the Fulton County investigation
That's good. Of course, if successful it amounts only to reclaiming a firmly GOP state for the GOP. It's necessary but not at all sufficient. The GOP has to be able to retain the Blue wall states Trump picked up. As far as I know, there's no evidence that Vance, Rubio, or anyone else is likely to do that.
Posted by: On the Up and Up at May 08, 2026 02:15 PM (8Kc8G)
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I was wondering where the flaming skull was on this.
Posted by: Chemist at May 08, 2026 02:15 PM (DWkkI)
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So it turns out the UK usage for faggot describes something gross AF, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2026 02:23 PM (BI5O2)
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Hakeem Jeffries is a dumb motherfucker's dumb motherfucker
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 08, 2026 02:25 PM (40ewg)
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They literally broke several laws to get this done. Blatantly. They were told "you are breaking the law".
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 08, 2026 03:18 PM (954tc)
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