The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 5/ 8/26

Good morning kids. Lots of things happening as you can see by the links, but two in particular are jumping out at me and getting me rather ticked.

First, the fact that this frog-mouthed silt-eating slug is even in this country in the first place let alone holds public office is offensive in the extreme. Given every advantage that only America would and could, as opposed to the repressive third world shithole of Indonesia that she was spawned in, she has blood-libeled and done all she could to stab us in the back and drag us down to the savage Dark Age level of her forbears.

First of all, this congresswoman claims she's concerned about the humanitarian crisis in Cuba. That's admirable. I am too and have been for a long time. But it's funny, this humanitarian crisis has been going on for years, and yet, unless I'm missing something, she's only found it in her heart to be concerned about it since Trump and Rubio began taking legitimate steps to put an end to it once and for all.
If you'll recall, Jayapal and Rep. Jonathan Jackson (D-Ill.) traveled to Cuba last month on the taxpayers' dime to "assess the humanitarian situation." The reality is that they took a five-day vacation (or what they called a "congressional delegation") to Cuba to meet with the regime and find new ways to bash Donald Trump. They went in with an agenda and opinions already formed and walked away with those opinions intact and using the same language the regime does about how Trump is hurting them with his sanctions and blockades...
...why in the heck is a sitting member of the U.S. Congress going behind the president's back and colluding with foreign countries in a way that directly goes against the president's current actions and foreign policy? Trump and Rubio are working to pressure the regime so that the Cuban people are finally free. They've also made it incredibly clear that the island nation as it stands with the regime in charge is a threat to the national security of the United States.

But wait, there's more from another anti-American traitor . . and she's not even American literally!, and yet she holds public office?!

“I am illegal in this country. My parents are illegal here in this country,” Former Minnesota State Rep. Kaohly Her declared.
Her ran in the 2025 St. Paul mayoral election on a promise to fight ICE and protect illegal aliens. While she lost the election, the usual ‘ranked choice’ shenanigans that elevated Mamdani in New York City, and other urban leftists, put her ahead of Melvin Carter III who was not an illegal.
In her inaugural address, Mayor Kaohly Her described federal immigration enforcement as an “unprecedented incursion that we must meet head on.” She spoke while surrounded by minority female politicians as well as Robert ‘Susan Kimblery’ Sylvester: a former deputy mayor who now claims to be a transgender woman.
This secessionist rhetoric was soon paired with a secessionist ordinance commanding federal law enforcement not to operate on ‘city-owned property’ as if St. Paul had somehow seceded from the United States.

Why are either of these evil filthy skanks not awaiting removal from our nation?! Jayapal deserves to at a minimum be removed from office and prosecuted for her actions along with anyone who aided and abetted her. But grabbing this admitted criminal illegal alien Kaohly and shipping her the hell out of the country is, or should be a snap, for ICE and/or the DOJ?!

And let the rent-a-goon thugs try and stop it.

Yeah, my blood is now at a slow simmer.

Have a great weekend!

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS

“It reminds us of the comedy routine of the Three Stooges on a rickety boat that is taking on water so they drill a hole in the bottom to get the water out.”
Blue states have bled $2 trillion in wealth to red states in the last decade — and NY leads the pack

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

U.S. Central Command said its forces intercepted what it described as “unprovoked Iranian attacks” as the USS Truxtun, USS Rafael Peralta, and USS Mason transited the Strait of Hormuz toward the Gulf of Oman.
Trump: Iranian Attackers ‘Destroyed’ After Firing on U.S. Destroyers — Ports Struck; Ceasefire Holding
The outcome of the negotiations could mark a major step towards ending the Iran war and stabilizing global oil prices. On Wednesday, the price of Brent crude oil, a short-term price benchmark, fell significantly, after President Trump said that the Strait of Hormuz could reopen. However, the President also warned that failure to reach a deal could lead to further military action...
Iran Weighs 14-Point Peace Deal, Including Nuclear Curbs. (You know who else had a 14-point peace deal? - jjs)
One U.S. official warned that Iran may be more capable of enduring a prolonged conflict than the CIA’s assessment suggests.
CIA Assessment Counters Trump Claim On Iran Missile Losses
According to NBC’s sources, the Saudi government was “surprised” and “angered” when Trump announced Project Freedom with a Truth Social post on Sunday afternoon.
Report: Saudi Arabia Blocked ‘Project Freedom’ by Denying U.S. Access to Bases
Fred Fleitz: The United States has won the war with Iran and should declare victory now—end operations, avoid another quagmire, and enforce peace through a clear ultimatum rather than endless negotiation.
Trump Should End the Iran War Now with an Ultimatum to Tehran, Not Negotiations

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Despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Democrat-media complex, the war with Iran is not a war of choice in any practical sense.
Not A War Of Choice
The Shia Mullahs are ready to bring nuclear hell to the world to affirm their leadership of Islam. (Meh the Sunnis are no better, so pass the popcorn - jjs)
The Hidden War: Iran vs. the Sunni World
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
The SPLC (which has spent years demonizing conservatives, including The Federalist) was indicted by a federal grand jury last month for wire fraud and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering.
Biden DOJ Was In Cahoots With SPLC As It Funded Extremist Groups, Former Official Admits
The real data doesn’t lie: America has a political violence problem, and it’s not coming from the right.
California Arson Revealed As More Left-Wing Destruction, As Media Lie To Conceal Left’s Violence Problem
The complaint came in the wake of an investigation by Oregon's Bureau of Labor and Industries, which found "substantial evidence of an unlawful housing practice on the basis of disability." Home Forward, Portland's public housing corporation, is also a defendant in the lawsuit.
Disabled Woman Sues Multnomah County After Race-Based Program Denies Her Rent Relief
Notably, after Talarico secured the Democrat nomination in March 2026, Alex Soros reposted a message from Talarico’s campaign that read, “We’re about to take back Texas.”
James Talarico Said ‘If Only George Floyd Was a Blonde Salon Owner’ and Backed Austin Police Defunding (Worse than feces, Talarico is radioactive cancer - jjs)
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“I am illegal in this country.”
St. Paul’s New Illegal Alien Mayor Vows to Fight ICE
Mass Indian immigration is reshaping America into a parallel society, and a nation that ignores assimilation, sovereignty, and loyalty risks surrendering its future to foreign interests.
GDP Be Damned—America Is Not India!
The smuggling organization engaged in dangerous, high-speed chases with border agents on several occasions.
EXCLUSIVE: How An Illegal Immigrant Smuggled In Thousands More, And Got Rich Doing It

THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
‘Medicaid Millions’ investigation finds convicted fraudsters at the helm of business billing the government millions.
Meet The Convicted Fraudster Running A Million Dollar Medicaid Business

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Requiring the disclosure of fiscal sponsorships is key.
Treasury Department Goes After Dark Money
The democratic socialist mayor's "tax the rich" policies are already driving revenue away from The Big Apple.
Escape From New York: Mamdani’s Cash Cows Already Seeking Greener Pastures
Camp Mystic has announced it will not reopen this summer. That decision is being framed as respectful, even prudent. It is not enough.
Camp Mystic isn't opening this summer—and they never should again
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
How many times are we going to search for a jihadi’s motive and ignore what it obviously is?
The Grotesque Charade Continues in Barcelona
TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH
It is time to build security architecture that is designed to work -- not designed to look like it works.
The Hilton Breach and the Failure of Paper-Thin Security
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
Smith made his remarks during a private event at the Cosmos Club in Washington, DC, with 300 people in attendance, the New York Times reported Wednesday, saying it had obtained video footage of his speech.
Report: Former Special Counsel Jack Smith, Who Targeted President Trump and His Allies, Claims DOJ Has Been ‘Corrupted’
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The media claimed ICE was storming Disney cruises and arresting helpless migrant workers. Turns out, it wasn’t ICE - it was CBP, and they were arresting foreigners wanted for crimes against children.
The Media Accused ICE of Targeting Migrant Workers on Disney Cruises, Turns Out They Were Arresting Pedos

THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s “tax the rich” posturing just cost the city some good jobs, significant economic activity and hefty tax revenue from two power players — Citadel and Apollo Global Management. Rather than just keep fleeing, business leaders should fight to save capitalism here, so their companies can stay. (How when you face an army of Mangiones?! - jjs)
Don’t give up on NYC, Ken Griffin — expose the idiocy of Mamdani’s socialism
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
Disastrous climate scenarios that have been peddled by politicians and the media are overheated.
About That Science We’re Supposed To Believe In …
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The notice told the Virginia prosecutor, Parisa Dehghani-Tafti, that the committee will be conducting oversight over her jurisdiction for allegedly refusing to “cooperate with federal immigration officials and their prioritization of illegal and criminal aliens over American citizens.”
Another Soros Prosecutor Is In The House GOP’s Crosshairs
“Today, we begin reclaiming MacArthur Park from criminals and drug addicts to return this public space to the citizens of Los Angeles,” First Assistant United States Attorney Bill Essayli said in a statement.
Raid at Open-Air Drug Market in L.A.’s MacArthur Park Results in 18 Arrests on Federal Charges and Seizure of Massive Stockpile of Fentanyl
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Before students can engage in civic action, they must first learn to read and write.
May Day Madness with the Chicago Teachers Union
Prioritizing social-justice activism over traditional collective bargaining may erode union power.
New York’s Teachers’ Unions Are So Progressive, They’re Even Alienating Teachers
THE 2020 AND 2022 ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
The ruling allows federal authorities to retain the seized materials, potentially setting a precedent for future ballot seizures. This decision constitutes an undeniable setback for Fulton County officials and others trying to obstruct the investigation into voter fraud during the 2020 presidential election.
Judge Rejects Bid by Fulton County to Get Back 2020 Ballots Seized by DOJ.
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Just days after a recent Supreme Court ruling against unconstitutional race-based gerrymandering, the US Department of Justice (DOJ) has announced that it will enforce the decision nationwide. Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Rights Division Harmeet Dhillon told Just the News, “This is the law of the land now, and eventually every jurisdiction in the United States is going to have to comply with race-free line-drawing.”
Blue State Gerrymanderers on Notice, DOJ Will Enforce SCOTUS Ruling
Virginia Democrats’ “Trump did it” defense has one problem: Joe Biden started the investigation.
Virginia Democrats’ Weed Bust Corruption Defense Goes Up In Smoke
POLITICS
Enten said, “As Indiana goes, so goes the nation when it comes to Republican voters and Donald John Trump. He absolutely still has the juice. And when you’re a Republican and you go against Trump, you get voted off the island. . .
CNN’s Enten: It’s a ‘Myth’ that Trump Is Losing Support Among Republicans
If the redistricting plan is approved by the state Senate—where thge GOP commands a supermajority—and signed by Governor Lee, it could significantly alter Tennessee’s congressional representation, reducing Democrat influence in the state. The broader redistricting battles across the country could determine who controls the U.S. House of Representatives after November.
Tennessee House Approves Redistricted Map Likely to Hand GOP Entire Congressional Delegation.
The Attorney General of Ohio, Dave Yost, is expected to resign Thursday, a report claims, possibly leading to chaos within the state as the midterms approach. After 25 years serving in state government, Yost is reportedly set to offer his resignation to accept a job in the private sector, the Statehouse News Bureau reported.
Republican AG’s Resignation Could Cause Ripple Effect Through Entire State
There’s a civil war in the party apparatus. The referendum to redraw the maps from a 6:5 Dem advantage to a 10:1 Dem advantage, thus giving the party an almost certain majority in the House, seems doomed to fail judicial review. Privately, the parties involved have been sniping each other.
Once Powerful Virginia Democrats Are Disintegrating, With National Implications
“Spencer Pratt finally had a chance to confront LA Mayor Karen Bass on the debate stage on Wednesday evening, delivering an impassioned performance that could change the shape of the race.”
Republican Candidate Spencer Pratt Crushed the Competition in Los Angeles Mayoral Debate
Barack Hussein Obama and Spencer Pratt don't seem like they belong in the same political sentence, which might be precisely why the comparison works.
Spencer Pratt Figured Out What Obama Once Knew
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
The meeting arrives on the eve of the first anniversary of the election of the first American pope and follows multiple public criticisms by President Donald Trump complaining about the pope’s alleged political stances, as understood by Trump.
Reports: Pope Leo XIV’s Audience with Marco Rubio Goes Long, Cuba and Iran Discussed
Well, Rubio isn't wasting time. On Thursday, May 7, he announced via the State Department that he's cutting right to the gut of the regime with sanctions on Grupo de Administración Empresarial S.A. (GAESA), GAESA's director Ania Guillermina Lastres Morera, and Moa Nickel SA (MNSA), a state-owned mining company.
Cuba Falling: Rubio Issues a Major Blow to the Regime's Military Empire with Much More to Come
First of all, this congresswoman claims she's concerned about the humanitarian crisis in Cuba. That's admirable. I am too and have been for a long time. But it's funny, this humanitarian crisis has been going on for years, and yet, unless I'm missing something, she's only found it in her heart to be concerned about it since Trump and Rubio began taking legitimate steps to put an end to it once and for all.
Democrats' Shadow State Department? Jayapal Is Sabotaging U.S. Foreign Policy.
Removing U.S. forces from Germany is a move that truly puts America first. The president should ignore his critics and follow through on his promise.
Trump’s Plan To Pull U.S. Troops From Europe Is Good For Everyone, And America Most Of All
Singapore Education Minister Desmond Lee confirmed the policy in parliament Tuesday, telling lawmakers the framework will take effect across the country’s in 2027. . .
Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies
Canada has seen a surge in promoting diversity and LGBT issues in its military in recent years, while the actual readiness of Canada’s armed forces appears abysmal. A report from March suggested that half of the equipment owned by the Canadian armed forces is unserviceable. Notably, efforts to recruit large numbers of recent immigrants into the military have ended in disaster, with many recruits failing to graduate and displaying negative attitudes towards women.
Canada’s Incoming Top Official Considers ‘White Boys’ a Threat.
The clash followed a move by Antwerp prosecutors to reportedly indict two Jewish ritual circumcisers Wednesday. “Belgium is not an antisemitic state; that is nonsense,” Bart De Wever said, according to Belga News Agency. The prime minister cautioned that the case may never reach trial and urged restraint from all sides. “Stirring up the controversy is a bad idea,” he said.
‘That Is Nonsense’: Prime Minister Snaps Back After Trump Ambassador Accuses Belgium Of Antisemitism
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS
Prime Minister Netanyahu: “No terrorist has immunity. To anyone who threatens the State of Israel, his blood shall be on his own head.”
Israel Eliminates Hezbollah Commander Who Planned October 7-Style ‘Conquer The Galilee’ Attack
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE+Fauci-created CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
Leftists cherish the right to bodily autonomy so long as the person exercising it is a woman seeking to abort a child, not an adult who objects to putting an experimental medication in her body.
This Covid Mandates Case Would Let Alito Prove The Left Doesn’t Care About Bodily Autonomy
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
The risk to the public remains low, but epidemiologists, scientists, and physicians may be reassigned to monitor and assist with the disease response, several sources told ABC News Thursday.
CDC classifies Hantavirus outbreak as a ‘Level 3’ emergency response: report
First, it was in Southern and Central California. Now it’s traveling north in the state.
Tuberculosis makes a comeback in San Francisco
“Faculty members made sweeping, negative statements about ‘old white men in medicine.’...I experienced an inescapable cognitive dissonance...More diversity means fewer white men...Accreditation requirements continue to promote DEI...They would end in an instant.”
Medicine Without Merit
The study’s findings underscore the need for more research, regulation, and oversight of plant-based alternative foods. It represents another hit to the plant-based food industry. In November last year, Beyond Meat, one of the leading businesses in the market for plant-based products, posted a $110.7 million loss for the July-to-September quarter, representing a 10 percent drop in sales and an eight percent plunge in its stock value.
Mycotoxins Found in ‘Almost All’ Plant-Based Meat and Drinks.
Senior citizens don’t deserve to get kicked in the teeth by a percentage-based ‘royalty fee’ that quite literally adds insult to injury.
How The AARP Profits From Seniors’ Economic Misery
Gen Z is finally waking up and realizing that they were mass-prescribed antidepressants without much consideration for the long-term side effects. Among them is Ella Emhoff, the 26-year-old stepdaughter of Kamala Harris, who recently took to TikTok to express concern that she’s having difficulty coming off of SSRIs herself.
Gen Z’ers on SSRIs for years are finally starting to question the risks — and are agreeing with RFK Jr.
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Though the Jupiter orbiter Juno is in its final orbits as it is running out of fuel, on May 1, 2026 it did a close fly-by of the 50 by 72 mile-wide Jupiter moon Thebe, getting within 3,100 miles.
Juno flies past the Jupiter moon Thebe
Three different articles in the aerospace media today document multiple maneuvers by multiple military satellites from Russia, China, and America, either doing proximity operations near each other or moving close to another country’s satellites to spy on them.
Multiple Russian, Chinese, and American satellites in maneuvering dance in orbit
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Orwell is spinning in his grave.
Some Movies Are Less Equal Than Others
Christian Toto: Franchise star squandered ambassador-like status with these actions
Did Mark Hamill Help Crush ‘Star Wars?’
How you live your life and what matters to you is a choice
Why So Few Babies? Liberalism
The Walt Disney Company has made a statement after several of its staffers were arrested as part of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection’s ongoing child sexual exploitation material enforcement operations.
Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting
HITHER & YON
For our first 70 years as an independent nation, slaveholding interests dominated our governmental institutions.
How did Antebellum Slaveholders Protect Slavery?

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Comments

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1 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:12 AM (RjOoY)

2 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 07:12 AM (jehhT)

3 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:13 AM (ExV1e)

4 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 08, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

5 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:20 AM (0N4FZ)

6 Gut shabbes!, JJ!

Yay Friday! Weekend Eve! Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)

7 Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting

I notice that the instant the bit about child porn came out, the media decided to stop drawing attention to those poor brown people being oppressed by Trumpenfuhrer.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

8 6 Gut shabbes!, JJ!

Yay Friday! Weekend Eve! Woohoo!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)

Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)

9 Although the internal enemies are being revealed, they operate in areas that would never convict them. Expose them all you want, but I'd bet the St. Paul mayor will be re-elected just to spite Trump.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2026 07:22 AM (1Ff7Z)

10 7 Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting

I notice that the instant the bit about child porn came out, the media decided to stop drawing attention to those poor brown people being oppressed by Trumpenfuhrer.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

It's a Small World After All

They Like Small Holes After All!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2026 07:23 AM (x0n13)

11 *types and deletes rant*

I'd rather not deal with stirring the hornet's nest, I need to go back to bed.

Posted by: pookysgirl, yawning at May 08, 2026 07:25 AM (Wt5PA)

12 I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is some crazy shit going down in America.

Moar covefe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:25 AM (/VF+8)

13 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (/6r4m)

14 “ I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”

John 16:33

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (EJWxb)

15 Who's gonna remove her? The republicans? hahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahah worthless as tits on a boar hog.

Posted by: godhelpus at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (tIMk5)

16 If if turns out to be true that biden's doj knew that the splc was funneling money to racist hate groups and blessed it then the case against them is going to fall apart like a wet cardboard box.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:28 AM (0N4FZ)

17 Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting

I notice that the instant the bit about child porn came out, the media decided to stop drawing attention to those poor brown people being oppressed by Trumpenfuhrer.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

Notice the sub-contracting dodge is being employed here as well.

Posted by: pookysgirl, yawning at May 08, 2026 07:28 AM (Wt5PA)

18 Everyone follow their custom, and all will be well.

You want an illegal alien to represent you? Great! No problems here. You can choose whoever you like.

We'll still deport her, as is our custom. And now they can't represent you. So you get no representation. You got what you voted for. Don't blame me.

Play stupid games, win stupid elected officials.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 07:29 AM (Ot/FD)

19 12 I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is some crazy shit going down in America.

Moar covefe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:25 AM (/VF+

They could at least make the music not suck. Usually the Crazy Times come with good music by default.

It's not fair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 07:30 AM (Ot/FD)

20 * notes sadly that JJ associates hard working, innocent slugs with the Democrat Party *

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2026 07:31 AM (/6r4m)

21 "Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting"

Disney's announcement that they are bringing back the notorious "Club Penguin" comes as no surprise.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 08, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

22 "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."

John 16:33
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (EJWxb)

https://youtu.be/YfQ-eHHbvIM

Posted by: pookysgirl, playing one of her dad's favorite songs at May 08, 2026 07:32 AM (Wt5PA)

23 After 25 years serving in state government, Yost is reportedly set to offer his resignation to accept a job in the private sector, the Statehouse News Bureau reported.

Sounds like someone dropped a folder on his desk and said, "Resign or this gets sent to the media."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

24 Hilton Hotel shooter assembled the shotgun in room observed by K-9 doggo and brain dead handler. Enhanced video shows the K-9 handler staring into the room as dude assembles shotgun, then pulls doggo down hall and shooter races into the hallway.
WTF. Vid needs yakkity yack music and red clown noses for L.E.

Posted by: kingsman at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)

25 The first Britain-wide local election results trickled in overnight — and will continue to do so through the day and into the weekend as over 5,000 local races have their votes counted — revealing in its early stages a massive swing to Reform UK. Party leader Nigel Farage hailed the party’s gains so far, and vowed “the best is yet to come” as the vast majority of elections have yet to be counted, and with those on their way being some of the most promising for his party, he said
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The UK is doing its usual thrashing about, that's all. Is Reform actually going to do very much? Does not appear so, even though voter anger is riding high, and now many expect Two Tier Queer to lose his job over the weekend.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (A8N/f)

26 So, just how well did Reform UK do? I guess we won't know for about two weeks once all the late postmark ballots are counted....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2026 07:34 AM (1Ff7Z)

27 The Fred Fleitz article is not “wrong” per se, but it is very naive. He recommends that the US simply give Iran an ultimatum. Ok so far so good - but the Iranian leadership is going to laugh and tell you to GFY - so what do you do then? You either go back to war or surrender, those are your only real choices.

Because Iran is incapable of responding any other way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 07:35 AM (b/YqA)

28 Next up, Turkey.

First read this:

https://tinyurl.com/yrphcas6

Then read this:

https://t.co/LDXj0f51Sz

NATO member. Advanced US weaponry. Armed to the teeth. Forked tongue taqqiya spewing Jihadists.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:36 AM (hnKw3)

29 I have a friend who is with the K9 unit at Secret Service. I'd love to ask him about that handler but I have a feeling he can't say much.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:37 AM (RjOoY)

30 Vid needs yakkity yack music and red clown noses for L.E.

Posted by: kingsman at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)
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Run the clip trough AI with those revisions. Also add clown shoes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:37 AM (hnKw3)

31 Iranian Missle Capabilities; you fucked up, you trusted us.

Posted by: CIA at May 08, 2026 07:38 AM (Qc7+O)

32 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:36 AM (hnKw3)

I do not envy your shark-infested surroundings.

Posted by: pookysgirl, handing a BD a harpoon gun at May 08, 2026 07:39 AM (Wt5PA)

33 >How many times are we going to search for a jihadi’s motive and ignore what it obviously is?
-----

religious shrines in Japan are now suddenly catching on fire

the muslim scourge has reached Nippon

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

34 I'm happy to see that Ted Turner was able to take his 2MM acres of land with him to the pearly gates. He saved the world.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 07:40 AM (D1E+2)

35 “The Shia Mullahs are ready to bring nuclear hell to the world to affirm their leadership of Islam. (Meh the Sunnis are no better, so pass the popcorn - jjs”

I do not care for the Sunni, or for any brand of Muslim - but I think they are, in fact, far “better” for us than the Shiite faction, who dream of the destruction of the world as part of their faith. Demonstrably so - Pakistan has had nukes for a couple of decades now, and since it’s widely known that the Saudis financed their development and construction, they could have had one or two anytime for the asking. They don’t want them, they understand it would just make them an even bigger target.

The instant the Shiites get their hands on a working nuke, we will know. Because they will use it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 07:41 AM (b/YqA)

36 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2026 07:43 AM (53oGX)

37 Mycotoxins Found in ‘Almost All’ Plant-Based Meat and Drinks.

From the article: "Mycotoxins are naturally occurring, toxic chemical compounds produced by fungi that grow on crops and food, especially grains, cereals, nuts, legumes, seeds, and spices, during storage and cultivation."

While I am not a fan of "plant based" fake food, it seems to me that this report is fear mongering if compounds which exist on plants are found in foods created from plants.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

38 ctrl+f reveals that the 'nothing will happen' guy has yet to weigh in

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)

39 Morning again Horde, thx JJ for the excellent report as always.
I'm hoping that today we see a decision from the Virginia SC striking down the gerrymandering because the Dems screwed up the procedure. I think it's coming because now you see Spangenberg's people saying the warned the Dems and the legislators that they were rushing. The blame game has started so the powers that be know something

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:46 AM (gu0hJ)

40 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

41 ctrl+f reveals that the 'nothing will happen' guy has yet to weigh in
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)

Sorta: #9.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2026 07:47 AM (1Ff7Z)

42 Fake “meat” should always be described that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 08, 2026 07:47 AM (B4klT)

43 Jake Tapper exposes Rubio.

https://tinyurl.com/39ffj7tx

Fo' shizzle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:48 AM (ndZc7)

44 Hilton Hotel shooter assembled the shotgun in room observed by K-9 doggo and brain dead handler. Enhanced video shows the K-9 handler staring into the room as dude assembles shotgun, then pulls doggo down hall and shooter races into the hallway.
WTF. Vid needs yakkity yack music and red clown noses for L.E.
Posted by: kingsman at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)

Or... the K-9 handler saw what was happening, understood what was happening, and approved of the possible outcome and removed themselves from the line of fire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

45 @28 Biden 's Dog, Erdogan wants a rebuilt Ottoman Empire. I would be surprised to see him go into Syria soon given the chaos there . Thoughts?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:50 AM (gu0hJ)

46 Get off the internet and come back to bed, son.

Posted by: Paul's mom at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (4iDZE)

47 The glory hole must be quiet. Paul's here early

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (gu0hJ)

48 Sid, we know you're retarded. You don't have to keep showing off.

There are lots of countries that could drag Cuba into the modern world but they don't. You know why? They don't give a shit about them either.

Sit this one out, kid. You're outclassed and it's not even 0800 yet.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (RjOoY)

49 @47 wouldn't not would

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (gu0hJ)

50 NEW: Lynnwood, WA councilmember Isabel Mata: “To me, a pride flag is way more relatable than an American flag. I would not raise an American flag at my house because I wouldn't…I wasn't even born here. But I would raise a pride flag."sizzle!

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Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:52 AM (ndZc7)

51 “Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies”

I would love to see the US institute that for making stupid posts on the Internet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 07:52 AM (b/YqA)

52 AOC says you can't earn a billion dollars. She really is a chimp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:52 AM (gu0hJ)

53 The UK is doing its usual thrashing about, that's all. Is Reform actually going to do very much? Does not appear so, even though voter anger is riding high, and now many expect Two Tier Queer to lose his job over the weekend.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (A8N/f)

1. Last I heard, Farage said that Reform wouldn't remove the migrants although Rupert Lowe might have changed his mind, I haven't kept up.
2. These were local elections so the effect will be somewhat limited until they can get a new Parliament - which will probably be led by the Muslim Party after a few more years of Labour at the helm.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

54 I wonder if Paul and Sid 'know' each other

nudge nudge wink wink

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:53 AM (ZxPkt)

55 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 08, 2026 07:54 AM (kmSxS)

56 NATO member. Advanced US weaponry. Armed to the teeth. Forked tongue taqqiya spewing Jihadists.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:36 AM (hnKw3)
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I would say "maybe they need some pagers" except, channeling Basher from Oceans 13, "you can't do the last gag, you gotta do the next gag".

So, Mossad, get to work.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:54 AM (I9RuV)

57 > “Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies”

I would love to see the US institute that for making stupid posts on the Internet.
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Go long on canes. We'll need a shit ton of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 07:55 AM (jehhT)

58 55 I wonder if Paul and Sid 'know' each other

nudge nudge wink wink
Posted by: Don Black

ugh. Is it Pride Month already?

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:56 AM (RjOoY)

59 5 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

I protest in strongest way possible.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie, D-9 at May 08, 2026 07:56 AM (oftw2)

60 - Hmmm, that new, Canadian top official.

I wonder if that's the new Governor General? Now was it my @119 yesterday or the one a bit later that was about her. What some of her powers would be, according to Carney, and her background.
Some interesting comments from Carney about who Canada serves in that one, too.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 08, 2026 07:58 AM (PpROq)

61 @59 Ms Corrie, your protest falls flat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:58 AM (gu0hJ)

62 Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies

I get frustrated when other countries do better than us.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:58 AM (RjOoY)

63 Isabel Mata: “To me, a pride flag is way more relatable than an American flag. I would not raise an American flag at my house because I wouldn't…I wasn't even born here. But I would raise a pride flag."

I believe I've spotted the problem.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 07:59 AM (gtcuf)

64 29 I have a friend who is with the K9 unit at Secret Service. I'd love to ask him about that handler but I have a feeling he can't say much.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:37 AM (RjOoY)

Maybe if you offered him a treat and a tummy rub

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:00 AM (sDWtc)

65 Disney's announcement that they are bringing back the notorious "Club Penguin" comes as no surprise.
Posted by: Penguin Facts

Here's to hoping Harmeet Dhillon crawls right up your butt, Mr./Ms."Facts".

Posted by: Penguin Pete at May 08, 2026 08:00 AM (oftw2)

66 NR Pax

Generally, Singapore has to be well run. They are in a tough neighborhood, with few resources besides location.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

67
16 If if turns out to be true that biden's doj knew that the splc was funneling money to racist hate groups and blessed it then the case against them is going to fall apart like a wet cardboard box.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:28 AM (0N4FZ)

I don’t think it necessarily makes the case fall apart; but of course Garland knew. The SPLC was their junior partner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:01 AM (b/YqA)

68 The National Education Association (NEA) was hit with a federal complaint Monday alleging that it subjected Jewish members to an antisemitic environment, according to a copy of the complaint shared with the Washington Free Beacon.
The complaint, filed by the Louis D. Brandeis Center for Human Rights Under Law with the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) , alleges that the nation’s largest teachers’ union allowed activists within the organization to harass Jewish members. At the NEA’s 2025 Representative Assembly—the group’s annual gathering—for instance, the union debated a resolution banning materials from the Anti-Defamation League from appearing in classrooms. During that debate, "delegates aligned with anti-Israel advocacy physically positioned themselves near Jewish Affairs Caucus members, shouted down Jewish participants, and created an atmosphere in which Jewish delegates reasonably feared retaliation and physical harm," the complaint details.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:02 AM (Z1jPf)

69 NBC News, yesterday's news today!

NBC News
@NBCNews
Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says.

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"Civil rights rally"?

NBC News: Your Source For Venomous Spider News!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:03 AM (ndZc7)

70 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:03 AM (S838b)

71 Generally, Singapore has to be well run. They are in a tough neighborhood, with few resources besides location.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Very true. And their rather tyrannical approach on certain things has yielded good results.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:04 AM (RjOoY)

72 >>I don’t think it necessarily makes the case fall apart; but of course Garland knew. The SPLC was their junior partner.

Wasn't exactly a secret.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:05 AM (viF8m)

73 Pratt was the strongest personality on the stage. And — in the biggest surprise at all — he looked solid, like a big-city mayor, with expertise beyond the devastating fire that motivated him to run.
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Pratt is doing something really amazing out there in La La Land, and is just blowing up the election with his personality and his brilliant ads. Of course, Bass makes for a practically supine target, but she is really similar in this to Kathy Hochul, but just look at what a great campaign can do, as Pratt is doing, versus what is happening in New York, which is nada.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 08:05 AM (Q+8fu)

74 Comedian ends career

Comedy star Wayne Brady called Bill Maher racist over a joke he made years ago comparing him to former President Barack Obama.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:05 AM (Z1jPf)

75 >>>AOC says you can't earn a billion dollars. She really is a chimp

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>I'd bet AOC has gulped a billion millimeters of cock. That's why we love her.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 08:06 AM (D1E+2)

76 "Civil rights rally"

A pretty good example of how to use one of your civil rights.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2026 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

77 69 NBC News, yesterday's news today!

They are getting brutalized in the comments and deservedly so.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:06 AM (RjOoY)

78 Rep Jaypal is almost certainly lying, no way anyone who has hands on some oil tankers is going to trust that she'll be able to deliver on any promise to get value in exchange for the oil.

She's defying the 'King' with impunity. And the idiot left is eating it up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (Dv3i1)

79 'opening fire."

Yes, just ike Yosemite Sam.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (gtcuf)

80 NBC News
@NBCNews
Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says.

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"Civil rights rally"?

NBC News: Your Source For Venomous Spider News!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:03 AM (ndZc7)
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Oh, a "rally". As I recall grammie was calling it an Antifa riot, but we can trust NBC's characterization...Right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (Q+8fu)

81 AOC says you can't earn a billion dollars. She really is a chimp
Posted by: Smell the Glove

And that's why she's concentrating on theft.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (ndZc7)

82 What's an NBC?

Posted by: Young people today at May 08, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

83 That shit right there should cost NBC its broadcast loicence.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:08 AM (sDWtc)

84 Ding , diong..from the Side Bar

"Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat

🚨ED MILIBAND [a Minister in Starmer's government] SAYS KEIR STARMER WILL RESIGN AS PRIME MINISTER

He has reportedly reassured Labour MP's that Starmer will be resigning following the disastrous results tonight

It's over"

Buh bye you wanker!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:08 AM (GD0B3)

85 Judge rules Trump administration’s cancellation of humanities grants was unconstitutional

.. which Article covers humanity grants ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (Z1jPf)

86 It is impossible to hate the MSM enough.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (gtcuf)

87 "Starmer will be resigning"

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (vFG9F)

88 CDC classifies Hantavirus outbreak as a ‘Level 3’ emergency response: report

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It was just yesterday that I read a headline (didn't delve into the article) that said Moderna has been, just coincidentally!, working on the development of a Hantavirus mRNA vaccine. All together now...rejoice!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (qBdHI)

89 IRGC won't surrender, but at least it's an ecological disaster:

Satellite imagery from the European Space Agency’s Sentinel‑2 shows multiple oil spills in the Persian Gulf after U.S.–Israeli strikes on Iranian oil facilities and vessels.

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 08:10 AM (ZxPkt)

90 Comedian ends career

Comedy star Wayne Brady called Bill Maher racist over a joke he made years ago comparing him to former President Barack Obama.
Posted by: SMOD

Huh. I always liked him and who wouldn't be offended being compared to Obozo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)

91 .. which Article covers humanity grants ?
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The "Spice Must Flow" penumbra.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2026 08:10 AM (Dv3i1)

92 still only 33% declared for British local elections but so far Labour is taking it deep in the arse. 4th place behind the Tories... and Reform (#1)... and the LibDems.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:11 AM (sDWtc)

93 "... which Article covers humanity grants ?"
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It's right there in the penumbra.

Posted by: Three named female S.C. justice at May 08, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

94 Lydia Moynihan: It's a little ironic that the woman now who is likely going to win the 9th Congressional District in Tennessee is a black Republican instead of a white Democrat male. But that's racist?

Tezlyn Figaro: It actually is

It's now RACIST to elect a black Republican

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:11 AM (Z1jPf)

95 CNN: Trump administration now classifies Antifa and left-wing networks among ‘major’ terror groups

How Nazi of them. Broadening their ability to arrest peaceful protestors.

They're already doing their violence. This is just targeting potential resistance. Killed unions, led a multi-decade culture war against socialism, fought wars and assassinated communists, brutalized BLM, now it's just trying to smother any other movements in the crib.

The largest and most violent domestic terror group in the US is MAGA. Only one group of domestic terrorists planned a seditious conspiracy and attempted to overthrow the government.

If you're not anti-fascist, doesn't that make you pro-fascist? They’re speedrunning their whole project 2025 playbook.

They know Antifa isn’t an organization. Its an ideology. Now they can label anyone they don't like as a terrorist and throw them in jail/torture them.

I legitimately worry about Hasan Piker, especially lately. He's been all over Fox News for the last month thanks to the brouhaha kicked up by the radical centrists.

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