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Daily Tech News 8 May 2026

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  • There's a local privilege escalation bug that affects all recent versions of Linux. (Tom's Hardware)

    No, not that one, another one. It abuses bugs in three optional kernel modules to give any local user root access.

    Good news: It's relatively easy to prevent.

    Bad news: It's already out in the wild even though none of the Linux distributions has had a chance to patch it yet. There's a script available that prevents the affected kernel modules from loading that blocks the exploit. Run it once and you're good - unless you depend on one of those modules and you have untrusted local users, in which case you're... Not good.


  • Also, there's a CPanel exploit making lives miserable, with a patch planned for 12pm EST.

    Again, not that one, another one.

    At least this one hasn't leaked yet.


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Musical Interlude

The planned musical interlude appears to be holidaying in Somaliland.

We have flown in an emergency substitute interlude at the last minute and at great expense.



Also, I was today years old when I realised You're No Good was a Linda Ronstadt song.



Disclaimer: I have no idea why.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:30 AM (RtN13)

2 G'Day everyone TGIF

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

3 G'morning, all!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2026 04:33 AM (iMotb)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2026 04:34 AM (Iz+f5)

5 >>>The planned musical interlude appears to be holidaying in Somaliland.
Disclaimer: I have no idea why.

Maybe the weather is nice this time of year.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 04:34 AM (RtN13)

6 60.3 degrees out, with 97% RH.

Not bad weather for the morning walk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2026 04:34 AM (iMotb)

7 BOING!

What's Better than The Count on Sesame Street?

AH HAHA!

https://tinyurl.com/2b73cna4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 04:35 AM (DGD6U)

8 She started drawing at 70. Now at 99 her work is inspiring even more people:

https://tinyurl.com/462ez4p7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 04:39 AM (PFs9e)

9 Looks like it's gonna be a bad day for Keir Starmer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2026 04:41 AM (iMotb)

10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX5UNcFUNN4

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 08, 2026 04:42 AM (jrgJz)

11 Looks like it's gonna be a bad day for Keir Starmer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2026 04:41 AM (iMotb)
-

He really doesn't care:

https://tinyurl.com/42wjcxts

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 04:43 AM (DGD6U)

12 So, yesterday I met a lady at the park on my walk. She was named Lily, which I think is a pretty name. She told me that she usually walks when people are walking their dogs early in the morning, and she keeps the names of the people in the dogs in her phone. "Usually I'm better at remembering the names of the dogs, rather than the people.". I thought it was very nice she kept such a record. I hope to meet her again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 04:44 AM (PFs9e)

13 Disclaimer: I'm going to say it again.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 04:47 AM (D1E+2)

14 So I guess some type of learning platform used by students on Universities got hacked yesterday as well.

https://tinyurl.com/36se65nh

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2026 04:47 AM (iMotb)

15 I think my sourdough starter has lit, so, I will make some dough before work.

Posted by: Accomack at May 08, 2026 04:56 AM (CI8I+)

16 Holiday in Somaliland> Holiday in Cambodia

Posted by: Accomack at May 08, 2026 04:56 AM (CI8I+)

17 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2026 05:03 AM (V0/Sp)

18 >>> Holiday in Somaliland> Holiday in Cambodia

It's tough, Kid, but it's life

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at May 08, 2026 05:04 AM (V0/Sp)

19
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2026 05:05 AM (8iYDv)

20 Mornin' Horde.

Pixy: Enjoy buying cheap motherboards now, because the memory drought as it wears on might knock one or more of them out of business permanently.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 05:10 AM (O7YUW)

21 >>> I think my sourdough starter has lit, so, I will make some dough before work.

Posted by: Accomack

>Just put a bunch of jo jo potatoes in the air fryer. Ketchup? Ranch? Bleu cheese? A nice change for breakfast. Leftovers for later.

Air fryer technology is pretty interesting, - how different companies interpret that sort of marketing. It all seems to work well enough.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 05:10 AM (D1E+2)

22 >>> Also, I was today years old when I realised You're No Good was a Linda Ronstadt song.

I remember when Linda Ronstadt was cranking out hits in the mid 70s with no idea that they were cover versions.

I'll now be checking IDs to see if you are old enough to be on my lawn.

Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2026 05:11 AM (V0/Sp)

23 Man writesChristian devotional on John 1:1-14, "The light of life":

https://tinyurl.com/4zykh8r5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:14 AM (rZCVI)

24 Old time hymn- translated in tge 1800's by Edward Caswell, who was British and converted from the Anglican to the RC faith and became a priest. "When morning gilds the skies":

https://tinyurl.com/yjmuxwb7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:18 AM (rZCVI)

25 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0)

26 Linda Ronstadt was cranking out hits in the mid 70s with no idea that they were cover versions.
_-_
What that lady did with a song was really something. Blue Bayou never had it so good, and that was a Roy Orbison (and Joe Melson)song...not very often that he gets bested.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 08, 2026 05:19 AM (EydRy)

27 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Instructure Canvas is coming back online after it was taken offline yesterday due to a ransomware attack.

I wonder if they agreed to pay the ransom or not...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 05:19 AM (gnNyN)

28 Best Linda Ronstadt album for my taste is Canciones de Mi Padre. My wife was about ready to strangle me, I listened to that one so much.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 08, 2026 05:22 AM (EydRy)

29 Morning Horde.
Years back I was arguing with someone about how good Warren Zevon was. Right I the middle of the argument Linda Ronstadt came on the radio singing "Poor , Poor , Pitiful Me". He said this is a great song. I looked at him and said "I agree, it was written by Warren Zevon". Shut him up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 05:23 AM (gu0hJ)

30 " Looks like it's gonna be a bad day for Keir Starmer."

Wonderful. But can I ask why?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2026 05:24 AM (qFwJc)

31 @22/fluffy: "I'll now be checking IDs to see if you are old enough to be on my lawn."

https://youtu.be/Wr6kJ4GkEsg?t=3

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2026 05:26 AM (O7YUW)

32 @30 Labour party got the snot kicked out of it in local elections.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 05:27 AM (gu0hJ)

33 Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2026 05:24 AM (qFwJc)

Labor lost quite a few seats. The Reform party picked up quite a few, but Starmer says he will not resign as PM

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 05:28 AM (rZCVI)

34 I haven't seen any twirling yet.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 05:28 AM (RtN13)

35 Can't they do something called "a vote of no confidence?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2026 05:30 AM (qFwJc)

36 BBC for all your Keir Starmer needs.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2026 05:30 AM (RtN13)

37 A Labour Mp texted "you're wrong it's not carnage. It's f**king carnage"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 05:32 AM (gu0hJ)

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