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As the Likely All-Time Star Wars Box Office Failure Mandalorian and Grogu Is Set to Bomb on May 22, Lunatic Abortion-Thirsty Former Celebrity Mark Hamill Publicly Prays for the Death of the President

As always: the subhed is Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?

Mark Hamill appeared in the TV show the film is based on -- well, he didn't "appear," a de-aged CGI double of him "appeared," one that doesn't look like a wad of chewed gum covered in a homeless man's beard-hairs -- and it's very likely this assassination-wishing communist death-cultist will appear in the Disney Groomer Organization's new disaster.

They calculated that this would stoke audience interest.

So now this lunatic does this, and the same Groomer corporation who fired and defamed Gina Carano for saying her pronouns were "beep/boop" stands behind their assassination prepper.

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Julia 🇺🇸
@Jules31415

3h

Mark Hamill knows exactly what he's doing.

If you read the comments in the Bluesky thread, it's inspiring many mentally ill individuals to fantasize about this scenario--and even call for it.

I've even had leftists calling for it in my thread this morning. Sick--and in some cases, potentially criminal. Our country is in real trouble.

Barack Obama, who ordered the mass-prosecution of his political opponent, his staff, and their lawyers, and who now (as ever) pals around with a terrorist, expresses his disappointment that modern Republicans don't "respect the rule of law" like he did.


John Kass asks the question many of us have been asking ourselves: What if Republicans began agitating for the murder of Barack Obama like Barack Obama's cultists agitate for the murder of Trump?


The Democrats responded to the assassination attempts by scoffing, smirking, laughing, protected and supported by legacy corporate media, and accusing Trump of staging the attempts on his own life.

But none dared stand up to the rabid left that has tried to take Trump's life and threatened the lives of other Republicans, from Republicans in Congress shot by an angry leftist at a baseball practice, to conservatives on the Supreme Court. And I wondered:

What would happen if Obama's life had been repeatedly threatened with assassins failing three times in a matter of months and Republicans called Obama a fascist What if conservatives appear on late night TV talk shows to mock Michelle Obama the way ABC's Jimmy Kimmel tastelessly mocked First Lady Melania Trump, and dared say Michelle was "glowing like an expectant widow?" How long would he have a show?

Don't think of it as some parlor game. Think of it happening right now, for real.

Would Kimmel keep his $16 million salary and perks if he mocked Michelle? Would the blue cities burn at the hands of angry blacks as the cities burned during the Democrat "Summer of Love in 2020 when the left turned the violent drug-addicted thug George Floyd into a saint?

The broken legacy media won't address this and or dare challenge their rabid leftist subscriber base. I don't see the Chicago Tribune and the rest of Chicago media demanding that Illinois Gov. J.B Pritzker shut his Ozempically skinny lips and insist he stop inciting assassination by repeatedly screaming lies that Trump is a Nazi and Fascist?

I'm sure you can outline the issue. Three assassination attempts and they will continue because the hard left demands it.

These questions are no longer hypothetical, like they used to be.

We're tired of playing by different rules.

If the real rules supported by the Democrat-Media Complex say that it is understandable and even noble to agitate a movement's more excitable members to kill people the movement doesn't like, the countdown to the Republican embrace of this rule is officially ticking down.

John Kass, continued:

As Jimmy Kimmel basks in all the attention he's getting, has anyone had the good manners to think of Tuffy Gessling?

You've forgotten Tuffy?

He's the Missouri rodeo clown banned for life for mocking Obama, daring to ask the crowd if they wanted to see another clown in an Obama mask "get run down" by a bull.

Gesseling was forced to march the walk of shame and he was banned. FOR LIFE. And he was a real clown not some buffo from Chicago who had the crooked influence peddler Tony Rezko buy him a Chicago dreamhouse while presenting publicly as some kind of virtuous political reformer.

And the great Hank Williams Jr. had an iconic song, one of my favorites, titled Are you ready for some football? It was deleted from Monday Night Football." He called Obama some kind of Hitler. And apparently only white male Republicans can be called the 'h' word, but Obama may never be mocked that way. Never, ever.

But ESPN/ABC currently defends Kimmel for his tasteless attacks on The First Lay Melania Trump and the Trump family.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:22 PM




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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:22 PM (N1DT3)

2 When you looked at me, I should have run.
But I thought it was just for fun.
I see I was wrong, and I'm not so strong.
I should have known all along that time would tell ...

... that The Blade is FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

3 We'll tell you what to think.

Posted by: The Ladies of The View at May 07, 2026 02:23 PM (0sNs1)

4 It's amazing that hollywood has killed both Star Trek and Star Wars. (And Indiana Jones, and....)

And throttled in the crib any possible replacement for them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:23 PM (N1DT3)

5 Epic Blade Failure

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (9y9ek)

6 2 When you looked at me, I should have run.
But I thought it was just for fun.
I see I was wrong, and I'm not so strong.
I should have known all along that time would tell ...

... that The Blade is FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:22 PM


Close! Would you like a cigar from one of our special humidors?

Posted by: The Ladies of The View at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (0sNs1)

7 Obama just hates that he's not a figure of worship anymore. Nobody cares what he thinks, so he has to keep saying more and more absurd things to try and get some attention.

It's pathetic. Just like him.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

8
Barry might have given head to many snakes, but Valarie Jarrett tells him what to say.

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Y8DZL)

9 Barack Obama, who ordered the mass-prosecution of his political opponent, his staff, and their lawyers, and who now (as ever) pals around with a terrorist, expresses his disappointment that modern Republicans don't "respect the rule of law" like he did.

======

"I miss the days when Republicans killed women with cancer because of their venture capitalism."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (CAfza)

10 This is right out of the Bros Karamazov. Ivan the intellectual grooms the simple minded Pavel on nihilism and that all things including parricide are possible and permitted, then of course Pavel kills the Dad. This is the gambit of Schumer, Obama so they can deny culpability but its pretty much like ordering a hit.

At least Ivan had the decency after it happened to acknowledge his role and to go through a psychotic break after deep reflection.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (z2QPc)

11 "Mandalorian and Grogu"

That's a terrible, boring name that inspires less interest and excitement than that trail of green snot that blows out of your nose when you have a sinus infection.

This is the best that Pissney could come up with? The mind boggles.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

12 no matter what happens in the future, hillary clinton will never be president. We dodged some epic grade bullets when Trump tossed his hat into the ring and kicked her to the curb.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (0N4FZ)

13 I remember when he used to do the figure skating in the Olympics.
Everyone thought he had the cutest hairstyle!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (2Ez/1)

14 Jug Eared Fuck

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (9y9ek)

15 I think this is the logical end result of epistemic closure.

The left has built such an impregnable bubble that they cannot imagine any other viewpoint but their own.

In the 90s, the ration of liberal to conservative professors on campus was about 3 to 1.

Massively lopsided, but with 1/4 of the professorate being conservative, liberals at least were exposed to conservative ideas and had to understand there was a debate.

The ratio is now 9 to 1 and many areas are 100 to 0. The people most harmed by this are the liberals, ironically. They don't realize that they are a minority and start pushing money-losing idea like "the future is female!".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

16 Obama just hates that he's not a figure of worship anymore. Nobody cares what he thinks, so he has to keep saying more and more absurd things to try and get some attention.

I predict he'll rip off the Bandaid and come out of the closet. I mean, blaming TRUMP for his marital difficulties? What's next, Barack, your dick doesn't work because Trump sent out a mean tweet?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (Riz8t)

17 Don't take Grogu if you're allergic to Grogu.

Posted by: Big Fat Farma at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (2Ez/1)

18 obama: A Republican party that believed in Science ? Seriously ? Like you all and your 59 sexes ? That Science ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (duDs5)

19 obama: "I'd love a loyal opposition"

yes, bring back boehner and mcconnell

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (CWTWj)

20 I will say that at least Demoncrats and other sundry Commies are not afraid to talk about who needs to be killed (in their eyes).

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (FpHTM)

21 Blade, maybe you'd actually be first more often if you didn't take the time to compose the doggerel.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

22 Epic Blade Failure
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (9y9ek)
______

Takes time to write the comment and by then someone else snuck ahead ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

23 Dude's mouth looks like it's seen more pole than the entire staff at the Spearmint Rhino.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)

24
Barry's idea of a good Republican is the same as Gen Sheridan's idea of a good Indian.

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Y8DZL)

25 "I'd love a Republican party that.. (rolled over and gave the left everything it wanted so they could be perceived as "nice" and "principled" as they let the Democrats do the things they actually want, too)"

Translated from lies into truth.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (N1DT3)

26 Jug Eared Fuck
Posted by: garrett


Given that he's flaming, we could call him a "Jug-Eared Fire Fuck."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

27 obama: A Republican party that believed in Science ? Seriously ? Like you all and your 59 sexes ? That Science ?

I love being lectured on science by someone who has never had a single science course in his entire miserable existence.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)

28 Blade, maybe you'd actually be first more often if you didn't take the time to compose the doggerel.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
________

Yea. These are all song lyrics, so if they suck it ain't my fault! Mostly 80s and 90s rock with some pop thrown in.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

29 Okay, I'll be brave enough to start. 86-44

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (sFNX2)

30 Funny that the Dead Trump in the image posted looks healthier than Mark Hammil.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (9y9ek)

31 Jug Eared Fuck
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM


Catchy! But I think I'll stick with Brown Eyed Girl. Do you remember when?

Posted by: Van Morrison at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (0sNs1)

32 imagine the reaction if you said "obama just isn't that good, i wish he'd resign and let us have someone with more and better experience like vp biden"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (CWTWj)

33 People should do images of that for his entire family.
Give names. Cities.

Give Mark something to think about in his copious free time.



Oh, I saw 'Hellraiser' yesterday! It was good. Not scary but amazing make-up and effects for 1987. Looking forward to more.

The scariest part of the movie was a nice guy marrying a cheating bitch. His college age daughter was hot. Great hair.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Sco7b)

34 Mark Hamill? "MOVE THE F*CK BACK! BOY!! The f*ck is wrong wichu?! You stupid motherf*cker!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (wVcYX)

35 The difference between Hamill and Obama is that Obama puts more effort into not letting people know what he's really thinking. As an actor Hamill doesn't have that kind of self control. Face it, most actors have the emotional development of self indulgent children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (0Htd1)

36 obama: "I'd love a loyal opposition"

You misspelled spineless, invertebrate quislings.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Riz8t)

37 Are his college transcripts located somewhere in the Big Ugly Building?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)

38 How hard can it possibly be to get warrants for all of blewsky?

Its defacto a terrorist planning board

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (61TgR)

39 Jimmy Carter got to rest easy knowing Obama was willing to become the worst president we ever had. And the idiotic oaf still doesn't realize it and thinks his farts smell great.

Posted by: Gaff at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (EqzMw)

40 Mark is using an old meme, the headstone has "2024" as a death year.

Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)

41 Hamill needs to join DeNiro and Hanks in being shitcanned.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (0Htd1)

42 Hamill did not know what a picture of Trump in a grave meant.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (fV4Kz)

43 Theater kids gotta theater kid.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (2Ez/1)

44 As always: the subhed is Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?

There's not a whole lot of difference between shit and garbage, so "and" fits comfortably here.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)

45 Mark is using an old meme, the headstone has "2024" as a death year.

Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)

No I think 2024 was the point.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (fV4Kz)

46 Obama is inspiring a whole new generation of black youth... And I don't mean that in a good way....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (duDs5)

47 Who?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (fV4Kz)

48 So close to May the 4th be with you Day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (0sNs1)

49 The most annoying thing about these leftist twats isn't that they want me and people who think like me dead, and don't get me wrong I realize they do want that.

It's that none of them are man enough to come out and say it. It's all this fruitcake faggot game of footsie with the political violence they all believe in firmly.

I want to be like Wyatt Earp in Tombstone.

"I SAID THROW DOWN, BOY."

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (oqH4h)

50 5 Epic Blade Failure
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (9y9ek)

They make drugs for that now.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (FpHTM)

51 As the Likely All-Time Star Wars Box Office Failure Mandalorian and Grogu Is Set to Bomb on May 22

I look forward to not paying to see this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (4NO2D)

52 45 Mark is using an old meme, the headstone has "2024" as a death year.

Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)

No I think 2024 was the point.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM
_____

If your meme raises questions, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)

53 BS. You prepare the doggerel in advance and while you are pasting it, someone got in faster.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (qFwJc)

54 When a Sith Lord becomes a Sith, they change their name...

So... Darth Obama who was once named Soetoro... gave instruction in the Dark Side, to his Apprentice...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

55 These questions are no longer hypothetical, like they used to be.

We're tired of playing by different rules.

If the real rules supported by the Democrat-Media Complex say that it is understandable and even noble to agitate a movement's more excitable members to kill people the movement doesn't like, the countdown to the Republican embrace of this rule is officially ticking down.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:22 PM

Pretty soon, someone with nothing left to lose will start playing by the left's rules.

That is, of course, what they think they want because the left will use any excuse (especially lies!) to attack the right as violent.

But, like most of what the left wants, it won't work out the way they think it will.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (N1DT3)

56 "I SAID THROW DOWN, BOY."

I prefer "Skin that smoke wagon!".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)

57 I want to be like Wyatt Earp in Tombstone.

"I SAID THROW DOWN, BOY."
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM



Yank that smokewagon and see what happens.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)

58 Obama acolytes claim that the Republicans blocked his every move.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (Cqx++)

59 *I look forward to not paying to see this.*

I won't be watching as hard as I can.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)

60 If the real rules supported by the Democrat-Media Complex say that it is understandable and even noble to agitate a movement's more excitable members to kill people the movement doesn't like, the countdown to the Republican embrace of this rule is officially ticking down.
-
As satisfying as that step will be, it isn't going to make any difference.

The left is a hivemind, and every single one of them is expendable to the cause. Literally any of them can stand up and proclaim the idiocy they feel they must believe in and they'll all fall in line. And they don't have any more sense of self preservation (insofar as understanding consequences goes) than Hamas or the (current) leadership of Iran.

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (vSvIl)

61 We don't have to wish for bad things to happen to Obama. He's probably going to die from an ass induced STD.
If I went too far with that one, sorry, Ace.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (0Htd1)

62 But yeah, if we are going to have a fight I would rather it happen before my hand go.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)

63 Bulg thread-below was saying Mark "Cock Knocker" Hamill didn't accomplish anything of note after Star Wars. Batman fans tend to count him among the best Joker actors. Also there's the Wing Commander work.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (sDWtc)

64 40 Mark is using an old meme, the headstone has "2024" as a death year.
Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)

I understood him to be saying he wished the 2o24 Butler, PA assassination attempt would have succeeded.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2026 02:35 PM (wCQ1m)

65 I am not saying that one should not pay for any Disney content at all, ever.

But starving the beast is a pretty easy goal here, especially with such asshats like this destroying the value of the Disney IP for over half the country.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)

66 51 As the Likely All-Time Star Wars Box Office Failure Mandalorian and Grogu Is Set to Bomb on May 22

I look forward to not paying to see this.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (4NO2D)

Proof that Disney has NO clue about their audience?

That they are releasing this on May 22, NOT May the 4th...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mP0Kj)

67 Mark Hammill should be under arrest for threatening the life of the President.

Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:36 PM (wvc0i)

68 You tell 'em I'm coming. And Hell's coming with me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 02:36 PM (diia5)

69 I do not avoid Hollywood, Mandrake. But I do deny them my affluence.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:36 PM (4NO2D)

70 63 Bulg thread-below was saying Mark "Cock Knocker" Hamill didn't accomplish anything of note after Star Wars. Batman fans tend to count him among the best Joker actors. Also there's the Wing Commander work.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (sDWtc)

First thing I ever saw him in was the live action Guyver movie.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (FpHTM)

71 I hope Hamill is blessed with a family like Reiner's.

They seem nice.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Sco7b)

72 "Mark Hamill knows exactly what he's doing."

No. He doesn't. He's just a sad, angry, mentally ill decrepit leftist fucksack who is still butthurt that his career was shit even after starring in three of the biggest movies of the 70s and early 80s.

Harrison Ford went on to be one of the biggest stars of the next 20 years.

Carrie Fischer would have had a much bigger career, but she couldn't keep off the drugs.

Hell, even Billy Dee in a small part became the epitome of cool and female attraction in the 1980s. Those Colt 45 commercials? Genius.

But Mark Hamill? His career took a yuge shit. He's still not over it. His endless TDS and ranting screams "look at me, I'm still here, pay attention to me!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

73 I don't think conservatives can ever say the death of a D potus would be a good thing. The FNM would have a heyday, only for at least a month, going on about the culture of violence on the right. And heaven forbid some crazy actually killed a D president, the FNM would love to have a martyr for the commie cause. We have been fortunate that the commiecrat primary system selects for mid wits that the party has dirt on instead of serious go getters. They'd advance the commie agenda farther on their made up martyr then their candidates can manage.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (THrpv)

74 I do not avoid Hollywood, Mandrake. But I do deny them my affluence.

Why? It isn't as if Hollywood denies you their effluence.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)

75 The Gun Thread on the first Sunday after one of these lunatics is finally successful is going to be an absolute ghost town. I'm talking fewer than 50 comments.

NOBODY will be saying anything.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iNUL3)

76 When is that fag just going to come out of the closet already...

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (YwEeS)

77
Hamill did not know what a picture of Trump in a grave meant.
Posted by: ...


He just came across it while walking on the beach.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Cqx++)

78 I was trying to remember the last time I paid to see a movie. It was something at the same time that that last Indiana Jones movie was out because I did stick my head in that show while making a popcorn run from whatever I paid to see.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (4NO2D)

79 Han shouldn't have shot Greedo, he should've shot Luke.

Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)

80 Barry might have given head to many snakes, but Valarie Jarrett tells him what to say.
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Y8DZL)

You're very much underestimating the evil that is B Hussein Obama. Jarrett is a minion. Granted, a powerful one, but still just a minion.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (g8Ew8)

81 "Mark Hamill knows exactly what he's doing."

No. He doesn't. He's just a sad, angry, mentally ill decrepit leftist fucksack who is still butthurt that his career was shit even after starring in three of the biggest movies of the 70s and early 80s.

But Mark Hamill? His career took a yuge s***. He's still not over it. His endless TDS and ranting screams "look at me, I'm still here, pay attention to me!"



Yup. 90% of leftists can be explained as simple attention whores.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

82 But Mark Hamill? His career took a yuge shit. He's still not over it. His endless TDS and ranting screams "look at me, I'm still here, pay attention to me!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

But... but... surely his vast range of acting talents was proven by his performance in Corvette Summer!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mP0Kj)

83 51 As the Likely All-Time Star Wars Box Office Failure Mandalorian and Grogu Is Set to Bomb on May 22
I look forward to not paying to see this.
Posted by: toby928(c)


I got tired of the whole Star Wars thing more than 20 years ago.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (0Htd1)

84 >>.There's not a whole lot of difference between shit and garbage, so "and" fits comfortably here.

yeah, the gag comes from a Spider-Man issue. The Daily Bugle, the most accurate fictional news organization ever created as it shows what the media actually is -- sensationalist and absurdly biased -- published a headline asking:

SPIDER-MAN:
THREAT
OR
MENACE?!

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (1wjle)

85 We're not pretending like the Left hasn't been openly wishing death of worse on Trump and us forever are we?

I love how we wake up on Twitter or whatever every day and are like "this is it now - this is really it - this is really really really it - the Left is crossing a line".

@happymcshit mcfaggotface trump2028 12377 says:
"Come on fellow conservatives! I mean, yesterday when it came out the Left wanted to harvest healthy babies for Satan and subsume their souls whilst pissing on statues of Jesus and yelling Allah Akbar while raping random commuters and setting fire to businesses for asking that people actually pay for goods instead of looting, and injecting everyone with random experimental poisons or firing them, that was one thing, but now - I mean - death threats on public figures?? Wake up Sheeple!!"

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (fV4Kz)

86 Han shouldn't have shot Greedo, he should've shot Luke.

Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)

Come on, Internet. Please deliver. I don't ask for much.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (dK+Kv)

87 But Mark Hamill? His career took a yuge shit. He's still not over it. His endless TDS and ranting screams "look at me, I'm still here, pay attention to me!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade

As I posted in the last thread, Fisher and Ford moved on from Star Wars and had good careers (in Ford's case a fantastic one).

But Hamill never moved on, and never did anything of note apart from Star Wars. A few voices in cartoons, but that's it.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

88 78 I was trying to remember the last time I paid to see a movie. It was something at the same time that that last Indiana Jones movie was out because I did stick my head in that show while making a popcorn run from whatever I paid to see.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (4NO2D)

Last movie I saw in a theatre was pre Covid... and it was...

The Sound of Music with Julie Andrews... old movie night at the local theatre.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (mP0Kj)

89 What if Republicans began agitating for the murder of Barack Obama like Barack Obama's cultists agitate for the murder of Trump?

Remember when Rush Limbaugh was excoriated by the left for simply daring to say he hoped Barrack’s policies failed?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (NZIuw)

90 Mark needs to come out of the closet already.

Call me Mark!

Posted by: Barney Fag, Close but not dead yet at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (mC7bQ)

91 If your meme raises questions, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)

I agree, but I also get the point about wishing Crooks had succeeded. But why post this image in 2026 unless you're being lazy with your perpetual grudge?

Posted by: pookysgirl wants to see memes that take effort at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Wt5PA)

92 I'm waiting for a graffiti artist to paint the following on Obama's flak tower:

And on the pedestal these words appear
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that collossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (qx7Zg)

93 Yank that smokewagon and see what happens.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM


But not on Zoom. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (0sNs1)

94 SPIDER-MAN:
THREAT
OR
MENACE?!
Posted by: ace

Ah, thanks. As a yuuuuuge Spider-Man as a yute, I shoulda picked up on that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

95 >>>But Hamill never moved on, and never did anything of note apart from Star Wars. A few voices in cartoons, but that's it.

people always say "he voiced the Joker."

Yeah, in a cartoon. In the 90s.

And I'm not really counting "got some occasional voice acting work on a cartoon" as some huge achievement.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (1wjle)

96 "Hey Mark, long time no see! I was just starring in 'The Fugitive'. More phat $taxx and hot sluts coming my way!"
"Uh... hi Harrison. I recorded some audio in a space... game and I was on my way to cut the ribbon at the new Micro-Center."
"Be seein' ya, Mark! Or not. I don't mingle with the plebs."
"Yeah fuck you too."

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (sDWtc)

97 I was trying to remember the last time I paid to see a movie.

I don't know about you, but I'm really looking forwards to seeing Elliot Page (formerly Ellen Page) as Achilles in the Odyssey.

BTW, when I Googled Ellen Page, it returns a page about Elliot Page. EABOD Google. When I require your approval, I'll let you know.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)

98 94 SPIDER-MAN:
THREAT
OR
MENACE?!
Posted by: ace

Ah, thanks. As a yuuuuuge Spider-Man as a yute, I shoulda picked up on that.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

Wait.... you were a Spider-Man as a Yute?

Peter?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)

99 I stepped in some Mark Hamill once. It took me a while to clean off my sneakers.

Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (wvc0i)

100 Last movie I saw in a theatre was pre Covid... and it was...

The Sound of Music with Julie Andrews... old movie night at the local theatre.
Posted by: Romeo13

Last one I saw was right at the start of Covid, just before the lockdowns.

King Kong, 1933. TCM/Fathom Events presentation.

And Kong was genuinely scary on the big screen.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

101 >>>I don't know about you, but I'm really looking forwards to seeing Elliot Page (formerly Ellen Page) as Achilles in the Odyssey.

that can't possibly be true. (I hope.)

Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (1wjle)

102 But... but... surely his vast range of acting talents was proven by his performance in Corvette Summer!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mP0Kj)


I finally watched that sometime last month. Holy shit was that ever bad, and was he ever awful in it.

Posted by: far cry at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (X+NGn)

103 Obama, one of the snakes of Medusa's head.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (HBgiC)

104 But ESPN/ABC currently defends Kimmel for his tasteless attacks on The First Lay Melania Trump and the Trump family.
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I assure hope that's just a typo. Oof.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (afFes)

105 And I'm not really counting "got some occasional voice acting work on a cartoon" as some huge achievement.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM


It worked for Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)

106 Wait.... you were a Spider-Man as a Yute?

Peter?
Posted by: Romeo13

Oops. "Spider-Man fan."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

107 Han shouldn't have shot Greedo, he should've shot Luke.
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)


Leigh Brackett should have lived another year so she could have crafted a better script for The Empire Strikes Back, instead of the drek that got crapped out after she died.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)

108


Isnt Mark Hammill a big time Hollywood faggot who needed his anus reconstructed in 1984?

Or was that his face? Probably both.

How did he get the part of Luke anyway? Not many knew back then of the filthy depravity of Hollywood. Bryan Singer probably wasnt around discarding young boys like Mark.

And he sounded so gay in ESB and RTJ, definitely a bit like Rip Taylor and Charles Nelson Reilly.

Rip Taylor, but a Jedi.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (et1vG)

109 Sure, not assure 🙄

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (afFes)

110 97 BTW, when I Googled Ellen Page, it returns a page about Elliot Page. EABOD Google. When I require your approval, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)

Someone needs to make a search engine that returns things like "[Birth Gender]'s parents hate [Birth Gender] and wishes they could take [Birth Gender] out behind the barn and pump [Birth Gender] full of shotgun slugs."

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (FpHTM)

111 Well compare epitaphs though:

Trump
Became billionaire
Elected president thrice
Made world safer, America stronger
Against all odds

Hamill
Voiced the Joker
Pretended to be a fag with a laser that goes wom wom

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (fV4Kz)

112 Kindltot, you mean "Jedi" right? because the "Empire" script was brilliant.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (sDWtc)

113 TJM, please regale us with the tale of how Obama 1) actually is terrible at politics and 2) actually destroyed the Democratic Party by imposing his Maoist MO on it.

I never get tired of reading it!

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (tkAJl)

114 >>>I don't know about you, but I'm really looking forwards to seeing Elliot Page (formerly Ellen Page) as Achilles in the Odyssey.

that can't possibly be true. (I hope.)

Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.



As of May 2026, reports are unconfirmed, but it is heavily rumored that Elliot Page is cast to play the ghost of Achilles in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. While Page is confirmed to have joined the film's cast, specific character details remain undisclosed.

Key Details on the Rumor
The Role: The rumor suggests Page will appear as the "ghost of Achilles" (or a shade) rather than the living warrior from The Iliad, fitting the narrative of The Odyssey where Odysseus encounters dead heroes.


I choose to believe it. TBF, there's a difference between Achilles, and the ghost of Achilles.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)

115 Former Celebrity Mark Hamill Publicly Prays for the Death of the President
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There was a time that this performance was not tolerated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (HBgiC)

116 But Hamill never moved on, and never did anything of note apart from Star Wars. A few voices in cartoons, but that's it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)


He played the weaselly attorney in The House of Usher, and voiced The Joker.
I think he also had that heroin issue, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)

117 106 Wait.... you were a Spider-Man as a Yute?

Peter?
Posted by: Romeo13

Oops. "Spider-Man fan."
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

Nope, Call Jonah Jameson! We unmasked Spider Man!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (mP0Kj)

118 Our advice is that when bluebell offers advice, take it.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editors at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (0sNs1)

119 people always say "he voiced the Joker."

Yeah, in a cartoon. In the 90s.

And I'm not really counting "got some occasional voice acting work on a cartoon" as some huge achievement.
Posted by: ace

He was also a voice in Regular Show, this really strange cartoon that was on Cartoon Network in the aughts/teens that my son used to watch.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)

120 By the twisted Luigi logic of Hasan Piker and much of the left, the architects of the ACA would be targets too.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 07, 2026 02:47 PM (z2QPc)

121 I wish the rain here would stop. I need to go to Toshi Station for some power converters.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (4NO2D)

122 I so want to see, at the opening ceremony, the entire Obama Center collapse in a giant heap of rubble. Don't want anyone to die just want to see tears rolling down Barky's face and see Michelle scowl at him knowing that "she's" going to abuse the hell out of him that night.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (gu0hJ)

123 Isnt Mark Hammill a big time Hollywood faggot who needed his anus reconstructed in 1984?

Or was that his face? Probably both.

How did he get the part of Luke anyway? Not many knew back then of the filthy depravity of Hollywood.


IIRC, he got in a bad car wreck, and his face required extensive plastic surgery to regain even a semblance of the original. He was a really pretty young boy toy in the first movie. Afterwards, not so much.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

124 Now call for the same thing with FJB or Baracky on X, see how long it is before the death threats come pouring in. Used to be the voice of the Joker, now he's The Joke.

Posted by: Jon at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (woxlq)

125 110 97 BTW, when I Googled Ellen Page, it returns a page about Elliot Page. EABOD Google. When I require your approval, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)

Pitiful looking "man".. Did she do anything other than cut off her boobs and cut her hair ? Does she have a fake penis ? Do they even make them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (duDs5)

126 >>Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.


What I loved about the early 70's was that all the aging actors from the 60's and 70's could find work doing bits and cameos in big budget disaster movies, like the directors had favors to pay back.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)

127 Our advice is that when bluebell offers advice, take it.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editors at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (0sNs1)
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Am I really the first to notice that?

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (afFes)

128 gp stands for guilty pleasure: Panic Shack. I fancy the bassist, but don't tell her or she'll stab me in the eye again.
youtube.com/watch?v=_H5wV_81TiA

Posted by: gp at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (N8ZBc)

129 And on the pedestal these words appear
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that collossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (qx7Zg)

Puhleeeze! You're trying to be way too profound. The only poem the left would understand is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Obama sucks
And this building sucks too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (g8Ew8)

130 Unholyweird and the entire Globalist Infotainment-Propaganda Complex is entirely run by demon worshiping vampire pdf files and I'll have nothing to do with any of it. A plague on all their houses.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (V362x)

131 so want to see, at the opening ceremony, the entire Obama Center collapse in a giant heap of rubble. Don't want anyone to die just want to see tears rolling down Barky's face and see Michelle scowl at him knowing that "she's" going to abuse the hell out of him that night.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (gu0hJ)

I disagree with at least one part of this.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (fV4Kz)

132 Hamell looks like an old spiteful lesbian.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (abIsI)

133
John Kass asks the question many of us have been asking ourselves: What if Republicans began agitating for the murder of Barack Obama like Barack Obama's cultists agitate for the murder of Trump?




Remember when a rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and they cancelled him for it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

134 And I'm not really counting "got some occasional voice acting work on a cartoon" as some huge achievement.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (1wjle)

He also couldn't stop voicing The Joker, as Hamell's "voice acting" as Skeletor in that gawd-awful He-Man remake directed by Kevin Smith sounded *very* similar to his Joker from BTAS.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (LviRI)

135 Uhhh, Ace?

“ The First Lay Melania Trump”

Posted by: RI Red at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (Edxq2)

136 I don't recall anywhere in classic texts where Achilles had his penis built from scratch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (gu0hJ)

137 125 Pitiful looking "man".. Did she do anything other than cut off her boobs and cut her hair ? Does she have a fake penis ? Do they even make them ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (duDs5)

Looks like she had her buccal fat removed from her face.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (FpHTM)

138 Of course they'll continue and continue.

I doubt Trump will survive his term. But if he does, that won't stop them, either. He'll be dodging hot lead for the rest of his life, however it ends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (BI5O2)

139 I don't know about you, but I'm really looking forwards to seeing Elliot Page (formerly Ellen Page) as Achilles in the Odyssey.

that can't possibly be true. (I hope.)

Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (1wjle)
_______

It's odd because Nolan seems professional and reasonably based, if not in politics than at least in making movies.

Why would Nolan hire (or allow to be hired) a creepy weirdo with serious mental issues who almost surely would be needy and toxic on set?

It's not like there aren't 10 million other actors who would kill for the part.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

140 >>>
Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.

Travis Scott will play the role of the Greek poet Demodocus in Ithaca that will sing the story of Troy.

He will sing the story with trap music in the background, combined with Greek harp or lyre.

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (jGJov)

141 Scumbag!

Two days after his date with Obama.
That’s SUSS!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (4KUe5)

142 He was also in a recent Stephen King movie (The Long Walk). As D-listers go, he's done okay.

Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (wCQ1m)

143 Oh and another one from the time period of the Biden Junta. An older man made him posts to social media threatening Biden if he came to the old man's town.

The Junta sent a group of federal agents who immediately shot the man.

Imagine if Trump did the same thing here with Hamill? But then again Hamill is an important celeb not an every guy in flyover country...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

144 What I loved about the early 70's was that all the aging actors from the 60's and 70's could find work doing bits and cameos in big budget disaster movies, like the directors had favors to pay back.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)

One of my favorite all time movie scenes, is the Poker Tourney in the Mel Gibson Maverick Movie.

All Old Time Western Actors... most of whom were sidekicks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (mP0Kj)

145 It's not like there aren't 10 million other actors who would kill for the part.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM


Brad Pitt should play the ghost.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (4NO2D)

146 If the Milk Chocolate Messiah sells off his Martha's Vineyard estate, stating that it will soon be impacted by the rising sea level, I possibly might listen to him regarding his interpretation of "science".

Until then, he can f*ck right off.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (VEBh1)

147 Key Details on the Rumor
The Role: The rumor suggests Page will appear as the "ghost of Achilles" (or a shade) rather than the living warrior from The Iliad, fitting the narrative of The Odyssey where Odysseus encounters dead heroes.

I choose to believe it. TBF, there's a difference between Achilles, and the ghost of Achilles.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
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Remember, the Oscars has a requirement that certian minorities that have to appear in major/minor roles in order to be considered for any awards.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (G0vdT)

148 Puke Cocksucker. Fk Star Wars. It dead, Jim.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (Dw4s+)

149 Nolan had Ellen Page in “Inception,” so I would guess he likes working with page?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (4KUe5)

150 Hamell looks like an old spiteful lesbian.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (abIsI)

He's still pissed off that George Takei turned him down.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (qx7Zg)

151 >>> TBF, there's a difference between Achilles, and the ghost of Achilles.

one is a hero, and the other is a tranny

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 02:53 PM (jGJov)

152 The way I recall it is that Hamill had an anal reconstruction because they used the original butthole on his facial reconstruction. It was for the mouth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

153 Barky complains about Trump being divisive and then his "little buddy" Hamill posts this crap.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (gu0hJ)

154 152 The way I recall it is that Hamill had an anal reconstruction because they used the original butthole on his facial reconstruction. It was for the mouth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

So, yer sayin his shit talking may just be a natural consequence of that surgery?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (mP0Kj)

155 Nolan had Ellen Page in “Inception,” so I would guess he likes working with page?

She can play a mousey technical expert.

But the greatest warrior in greek history? Uh....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

156 .But Mark Hamill? His career took a yuge shit. He's still not over it. His endless TDS and ranting screams "look at me, I'm still here, pay attention to me!"



He was involved in a car accident after Star Wars in 1977. Scarred his face pretty bad. Lost his looks I guess. I still cannot stand him but Hollywood did not want banged up starlets.

Posted by: Obama at May 07, 2026 02:55 PM (nvKZ7)

157 Sorry Hector, Achilles can't fight today , his penis fell off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:55 PM (gu0hJ)

158 He was involved in a car accident after Star Wars in 1977. Scarred his face pretty bad. Lost his looks I guess. I still cannot stand him but Hollywood did not want banged up starlets.
Posted by: Obama

That's when you suck it up and take to playing heavies or being a character actor. Scars can enhance those kind of roles.

Sock fail, BTW.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

159 Sorry Hector, Achilles can't fight today , his penis fell off

This place...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

160 Nolan had Ellen Page in “Inception,” so I would guess he likes working with page?

She can play a mousey technical expert.

But the greatest warrior in greek history? Uh....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
__________________

"Fuck you!"

-- Diomedes

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

161 I didn't really care for Tenet, didn't see Oppenheimer, and won't be seeing The Odyssey (which I think is mostly pretty boring as a story). For me, the shine is well off of Nolan.

Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (wCQ1m)

162 One thing that does occur to me - there aren't exactly a bunch of young action stars for Nolan to pick from.

Pitt was a good fit in that he was good looking, big enough for the role, and while he has gotten better at acting he was good enough at the time.

Who would you pick today for a young male action star?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

163 Nolan had Ellen Page in “Inception,” so I would guess he likes working with page?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (4KUe5)


Ari Shaffir in his recent spot on Joe Rogan pointed out that when he had a comedy series he got told he had to go for diversity, and then the Suits handed him a short list of acceptable minorities the Suits knew so he could hire them.
Nolan might be in the same predicament without Shaffir's lack of concern over saying things like "f___ off"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)

164 By the way, tickets for obama's library of doom are $30 US.

Opening soon.

Be sure to ask the tour guides about his writings fantasizing about having sex with men everyday.

Also, mention that the place cost over $800 million, the Board of Directors are making a busload of cash and everyone working there must be raking in the dough. The volunteers will love that.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)

165 Sorry Hector, Achilles can't fight today, his penis fell off
Posted by: Smell the Glove

That little chippie that Agamemnon took away from him probably cut if off, on Agamemnon's order.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

166 Oh man!

I missed the “Trash Seattle” thread!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (xT61F)

167 "Fuck you!"

-- Diomedes


AI Overview Diomedes is a premier Greek hero in Homer’s Iliad, renowned as the King of Argos and a formidable warrior second only to Achilles.

I mean its on the internet it must be true

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)

168 162 One thing that does occur to me - there aren't exactly a bunch of young action stars for Nolan to pick from.

Pitt was a good fit in that he was good looking, big enough for the role, and while he has gotten better at acting he was good enough at the time.

Who would you pick today for a young male action star?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

Pedro Pascal, of course!

*Looks up Pascal's age*.

51...well, 50 is the new thirty, right?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (LviRI)

169

Tenet was incredibly bad.

Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.

You can't understand a single word anyone says.

Stupid stupid stupid.

You watch, the Odyssey will be a girl-boss movie.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)

170 the Hall of Warriors in the afterworld has a long, long wing for the Greeks. Pyrrhus, Alexander III, Belisarius, Basil II, Antiochus III, Brasidas, Cleon... so I dunno.
I don't think they have many trannies in there, unless Alcibiades counts

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (sDWtc)

171 That's when you suck it up and take to playing heavies or being a character actor. Scars can enhance those kind of roles.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ

Lance Henrickson had a pretty good career.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (Sco7b)

172 Two fags walk into a library and only one comes out.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (TezPK)

173 I don't think they have many trannies in there, unless Alcibiades counts

He cut off Athen's hermes, not his own

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

174 I missed the “Trash Seattle” thread!
Posted by: nurse ratched

There was discussion of otters and scallops.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

175

"By the way, tickets for obama's library of doom are $30 US."

How much is parking? 250?

Will the Jawas come out and dismantle your car when you are inside worshipping Obama?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (et1vG)

176 "Elliot Page" has higher testosterone levels than several of the men cast in the "Odyssey"

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (jGJov)

177 Someone should explain to Hamill that karma isn't just a bitch, it can be a stone cold mutha-fucka. .

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 03:01 PM (2WIwB)

178 July 2024 Joe Biden: "It's time to put Trump in a bullseye."

Did Barky or one of Joe's handlers slip that into Slow Joe's speech?

Posted by: Rex B at May 07, 2026 03:01 PM (U8Tue)

179 Yeah, Tenet sucked more than Mark Hamell during The Last Jedi.

The last movie I saw of Nolan's before Tenet was The Dark Night Rises and aside from the Bane voice, that movie aged like milk. Then again, The Dark Knight did not age well either.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (LviRI)

180 OK, admit it. How old were you when this ad's tagline hit you?

Ajax - Grease's greatest fighter

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)

181

also, Oppenheimer sucked. Im just going to say it.

The story of the bomb was put in the background so they could have a stupid character study with that robotic guy and Morton Downey Jr.

You could read the Richard Rhodes book and see how much more interesting the science was, the movie glossed over all of it.

Such a missed opportunity.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (et1vG)

182 I enjoyed the first 4 original Star wars movies

I went to the theater to watch Episode 1

Gay as fuck

Never returned

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 07, 2026 03:03 PM (61TgR)

183 169

Tenet was incredibly bad.

Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.

You can't understand a single word anyone says.

Stupid stupid stupid.

You watch, the Odyssey will be a girl-boss movie.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)
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Well, the screenplay is based of a recent translation (2017?) of the greek text by a third-wave feminist

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:03 PM (cWLG3)

184 the first 4 original Star wars movies

I must have missed the fourth.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (sDWtc)

185
Anyone 'member "stochastic terrorism"? Maybe some long-hair can explain why this isn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (HdYcL)

186 Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)

Achilles "transgendered" in the afterlife?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (ix8EF)

187 That's when you suck it up and take to playing heavies or being a character actor. Scars can enhance those kind of roles.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ

Lance Henrickson had a pretty good career.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (Sco7b)
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Lance was a good character actor and had a knack for choosing roles that he was a good fit for.

Hamill was just a pretty boy who couldn't act and was completely overshadowed by Harrison Ford in every scene they were in.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

188 I must have missed the fourth.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (sDWtc)

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It was 3 days ago.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:05 PM (2UnvF)

189 >>>Tenet was incredibly bad.

There were better Doctors, true.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)

190 Throwing rotten tomatoes might be too violent, but would be a great way to treat Hamill. Barack however needs a Lets Go Brandon approach. His last election I had a Bend Over We’re Not Done bumper sticker. How about “Bend Over Again We’re Still Not Done” BOAWSND. Please someone come up with a snappier phrase to Acronym, OK?

Posted by: epador at May 07, 2026 03:05 PM (Ha1hQ)

191 He and all of his ilk need the Comey treatment -- good and hard.

Even if it's only Maximum Lawfare ...

Make The Process Is The Punishment Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (lR5Ug)

192 Ralph Fiennes did a good job as Odysseus in "The Return"

It portrayed him as someone suffering from PTSD after losing his crew on the way home that still has to deal with the mess at home, which is a new take but not an unreasonable one

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

193 In other movie news, Little raved about Project Hail Mary. When I mentioned that it is based on a book, he commented that he'd like to read it. There was a pause, and then we both laughed and laughed and laughed, because Little hates to read...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (nbLIj)

194 If you watch the latest Odyssey trailer, there is some weird looking character speaking to Odysseus about his wife and son that might be Page.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)

195 184 the first 4 original Star wars movies

I must have missed the fourth.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (sDWtc)

Technically, Ernest Goes To Degobah is not considered canon.

Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (wCQ1m)

196 Han shouldn't have shot Greedo, he should've shot Luke.

Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)

***

I'm thinking if Lee Marvin were alive he'd of wished he had used real bullets in The Big Red One.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (2WIwB)

197 125 110 97 BTW, when I Googled Ellen Page, it returns a page about Elliot Page. EABOD Google. When I require your approval, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM
Pitiful looking "man".. Did she do anything other than cut off her boobs and cut her hair ? Does she have a fake penis ? Do they even make them ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Is she not committed enough to take testosterone? There was a he/she on Judge Judy this morning who was much more masculine looking.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (0Htd1)

198 I'm pretty sure nothing will turn out the way leftist think. Here and elsewhere. Gl

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (ckF4Q)

199 183 169

Tenet was incredibly bad.

Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.

You can't understand a single word anyone says.

Stupid stupid stupid.

You watch, the Odyssey will be a girl-boss movie.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)
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Well, the screenplay is based of a recent translation (2017?) of the greek text by a third-wave feminist
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:03 PM (cWLG3)

There is Young Washington coming out the week before, so no need to go to the Odyssey...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (tOcjL)

200 The Dark Knight , Inception , Memento and The Prestige I liked. I thought the Dark Knight nailed especially with Ledger's Joker.
I was very disappointed in Dunkirk. Interstellar was interesting to watch, but otherwise meh. The Dark knight Rises was an incoherent mess. Haven't seen Oppenheimer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (gu0hJ)

201 Ajax - Grease's greatest fighter
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
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Ran mad, slaughtered a bunch of sheep thinking they were enemy soldiers, recovered his senses, killed himself out of embarrassment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (xvhJH)

202 194 If you watch the latest Odyssey trailer, there is some weird looking character speaking to Odysseus about his wife and son that might be Page.
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)
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If also extremely short in stature, probably.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (cWLG3)

203 Odysseus is my favorite character in all of Greek mythology.

Achilles was just a whiny, vengeful prick.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

204 Ralph Fiennes did a good job as Odysseus in "The Return"

It portrayed him as someone suffering from PTSD after losing his crew on the way home that still has to deal with the mess at home, which is a new take but not an unreasonable one
Posted by: 18-1

I enjoyed that movie too. Juliette Binoche was very good as Penelope.

Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (lJ0H4)

205 >>>I must have missed the fourth.

Christmas Special is canon

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (jGJov)

206 169

Tenet was incredibly bad.

Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)
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There was some discussion on here a while back about this phenomenon, and IIRC it's because modern movies are mixed for their eventual release to home audiences, not for theater viewing. Most people don't have true home theaters with big side channel speakers, so they boost everything that is mapped to those to make it audible at home, thus when in a theater that has a proper sound system those channels completely overwhelm everything else.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (oqH4h)

207 201 Ajax - Grease's greatest fighter
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
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Ran mad, slaughtered a bunch of sheep thinking they were enemy soldiers, recovered his senses, killed himself out of embarrassment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (xvhJH)
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Grease is the word!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (cWLG3)

208 195 Ha!

Posted by: gp at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (N8ZBc)

209 If also extremely short in stature, probably.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (cWLG3)

the character is kneeling

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (GD0B3)

210 It portrayed him as someone suffering from PTSD after losing his crew on the way home that still has to deal with the mess at home, which is a new take but not an unreasonable one
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

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I wrote a paper in college almost 40 years ago with the same premise. The TA gave me a C. The head of the English Department adjusted it to an A. He said he thought it was an interesting viewpoint.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (2UnvF)

211 Mark Hamill's TDS BENEFITS his career.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (YwEeS)

212 Shadows of the Empire would be ... 2.5? I guess? LucasArts did that one to revive hype before those prequels.
The game fell apart after about three setpieces and the novel was kind of a joke, but Joel McNeely's soundtrack was ace.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (sDWtc)

213 I pictured a meme of Hamill lying there instead of Trump.
I guess that's all ok now.

Also I see the CIA leakers are back judging by some headlines.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)

214 By the way, tickets for obama's library of doom are $30 US.

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Nobody will pay for this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (BI5O2)

215 Ajax - Grease's greatest fighter
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF


I thought that was Bounty, the quicker picker upper?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)

216 132 Hamell looks like an old spiteful lesbian.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Look up recent photos of Paul McCartney. Hamill and McCartney would make a fine lesbian couple.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (0Htd1)

217 >>>By the way, tickets for obama's library of doom are $30 US.

EBT accepted here

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 03:11 PM (jGJov)

218 I read the Iliad my senior year in high school, but despite several attempts, I've never been able to make it through the Odyssey, other than the Classic Comics version.

It's the more interesting work of the two, IMHO, but, for some reason I just am never able to see it through to the end.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

219 Why would anybody want to go to Barry's Castle of Doom?

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)

220 And if a crazy ever harms a single hair on the soft, little head of any elected Democrat, they will berate us in outrage when we shrug and say, "what a shame."

You and yours destroyed the old rules.

We no longer care about you and yours either.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (MtSIY)

221 I doubt it costs $30 online to read about some fag's gay fantasies, and that's the only thing Obama didn't use a ghost writer for.

Pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)

222 Look up recent photos of Paul McCartney. Hamill and McCartney would make a fine lesbian couple.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (0Htd1)

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Now that y'all mention it...why are all these lefty dudes aging into desiccated old lesbians? Hell even The Rock looked like he's transitioning at the Met gala.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:13 PM (oqH4h)

223 The only other time Obama squints like that is after Kal Penn blows his load on his face.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:13 PM (MtSIY)

224 Never been to one so I didn't know, I thought presidential libraries were free to get into and just took donations.

I'm trying to figure out how much I would need to get paid to go into obama's.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)

225 Why would anybody want to go to Barry's Castle of Doom?
Posted by: XTC

I hear the arugula in the cafeteria is to die for.

Also, the dog fritters.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

226 219 Why would anybody want to go to Barry's Castle of Doom?
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)
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Might be cool if it has stairs and doors that lead to nowhere, like the Winchester House.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (cWLG3)

227 By the way, tickets for obama's library of doom are $30 US.


Bring your photo ID.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (4NO2D)

228
Barry's Castle of Doom?

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)

______________

Looks like a place that always has a thunderhead with lightning over it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (HdYcL)

229 224 Never been to one so I didn't know, I thought presidential libraries were free to get into and just took donations.

I'm trying to figure out how much I would need to get paid to go into obama's.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)

You might want to make sure to take PrEP first if you're gonna go in there.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:15 PM (iXqHn)

230 I'm trying to figure out how much I would need to get paid to go into obama's.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)

I can tell you're hard up but there has to be something you can do short of working a glory hole dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)

231 And if a crazy ever harms a single hair on the soft, little head of any elected Democrat, they will berate us in outrage when we shrug and say, "what a shame.

The interesting example of this is Vance Boelter. The left claims, falsely, he was some right wing terrorist but it appears no one really cared.

Now, there is a problem here too because Boelter claims Walz told him to do it and he killed Walz's primary opponent in the state Dem party.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

232 Looks like a place that always has a thunderhead with lightning over it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (HdYcL)
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The Tiergarten Flak Tower, but without the charm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xvhJH)

233 Could it be that older men lose testosterone as they age and that's why some of they can look like women as they age unless they take supplements.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (2sfNr)

234
See the audioanimatronic Michelle bitching about how hard she's had it!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (HdYcL)

235 Some people deserve 'the visit'.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (LHPAg)

236 OK, admit it. How old were you when this ad's tagline hit you?

Ajax - Grease's greatest fighter
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)

I get the joke, and I'll leave it to BEN ROETHLISBERGER to explain it. I only recall the 60's "Stronger than dirt" campaign, which was sort of referenced in a famous Doors hit....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM (nbLIj)

237 There's a rumor that the original Star Wars will be released in theatres next year. I probably would have gone, but I won't if it means that Mark Hamill will get one cent of my money in royalties/residuals.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM (D0HYP)

238 Every day that Trump does not crack down hard on this stuff, he is putting his life (and the lives of every other elected Republican) in greater danger.
Mark Hamill needs to be arrested and made an example of.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM (deNAM)

239 Could it be that older men lose testosterone as they age and that's why some of they can look like women as they age unless they take supplements.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (2sfNr)

Men lose testosterone as they age. Testosterone levels are also declining in general in the civilized world.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (fV4Kz)

240 Who was it the pleasured themselves to the perfectly precise creases in Obama's pants--as it that is some measure of leadership?

I'm sure the Bulwark gimps are rolling around naked in transcripts of that Obama interview:
"oh our Dear Chocolate Jesus, please bless us with more of your divine wisdom!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (MtSIY)

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