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Open channel D
Posted by: Open Channel D at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (tgTrV) 2
Channel D is open.
Posted by: Open Channel D at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (tgTrV) 3
Fetterman's sanity reminds me a bit of Joe Lieberman. I didn't agree with him most of the time, but I always felt he was an honest broker. Well, as honest as a DC denizen can be.
Posted by: 496 at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (wB6dA) 4
Lumpy is my senator
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (LmPA0) 5
Double D's to start the thread off. It's already a boob thread.
Posted by: 496 at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (wB6dA) 6
He'd be a thorn in our side on a lot of issues...BUT...we could use his vote on some key issues.
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 06:39 PM (gtcuf) 7
Flip Lumpy, Flip.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2026 06:39 PM (vbXSk) 8
NO.
Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 06:40 PM (9lqZe) 9
lol well I wouldn't hold my breath
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 06, 2026 06:40 PM (j+aD2) 10
On the death threats, Virginia AG led the way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s) 11
Do we really think this? But for maybe 2 votes, he has been in lockstep with the Dems.
Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Dd38x) 12
To be fair, a lump used to do most of my thinking for me when I was young. Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Y8DZL) 13
My guess would walk away first
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0) 14
"Mob of Pro-Hezbollah / Hamas s[---]heads raging against law enforcement and terrorizing the NYC Jewish community near a synagogue and day care," Fetterman wrote in a Wednesday post on X.
"Where's my party's condemnation?" The Dems are the fascists they always claim to be looking for... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (ynpvh) 15
A. Fetterman is by far the sanest of the dems.
Q: Things no one thought would ever happen for $10,000. Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (lCppi) 16
The Democrats are going to be working double overtime for the next few months and few years to convince the normies that they aren't radical commie loons. You can see The Op forming and the messaging coming together among the talking heads on the lib channels.
"Of course we don't hate jews!" "Of course we don't want more socialism!" "Those republicans are fear-mongering!" Gonna be a long few years. Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (oqH4h) 17
And the GOP is trying to flip him.
a nice harness right at the center of gravity and he'll turn over nicely. you can edit out the harness and the lines in post. Posted by: anachronda at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (oY6Yp) 18
Lumpy is my senator
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport Have any R's announced a challenge? I can't imagine many R's would vote for Lumpy even if he flips. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (l26NL) Posted by: Fat Elvis at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Cqx++) 20
I doubt it.
How much do you think someone really has left to realize about the Democrat Party. It's not like they've been particularly shy about what they are. Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (vE0+H) 21
I think the GOP is better off to let him lose the Dem primary and be ready with a good candidate to take on the weirdo that the Dems nominate instead.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (CNl8/) 22
leaving multiple voicemails with death threats and graphic obscene messages on the voice mail of Fetterman's 13-year-old daughter.
>>> Sounds like a real #winner. Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Wt5PA) 23
Fetterman won't flip but he might quit. If that happens Shapiro will appoint some flaming Marxist ahole to help his credibility with the leftist loons in Penn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (gu0hJ) 24
The Dems are the fascists they always claim to be looking for...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) They're at least funding them through the SPLC. Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (VHUov) 25
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro tells @SenFettermanPA: Know your place and don't ditch the party that's trashing you 24/7!
-------------- He left out the word "Boy" ... Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (4Axv6) Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (3ek7K) 27
Van Jones, a communist, is the rational voice of the Democrat party. Wow, stock up on canned goods.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (koh6z) 28
I thought about this the other day when say his raiting fell though the basement. But just can't imagine him changing party.
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:43 PM (vE0+H) 30
Any man leaving death threats on the phone of a thirteen-year-old girl spends a night in the box.
The box that has all the rabid hyenas in it. Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 06:43 PM (VHUov) 31
Non-Maoists no longer welcome in today's Democrat party.
Posted by: struggle sessions and murder oh my at May 06, 2026 06:43 PM (TbWk/) 32
Keep in mind....Fetterman IS the voice of reason for the Dems.
Whatever you think of him, he'll show up with whoever to discuss the issues. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b) 33
leaving multiple voicemails with death threats and graphic obscene messages on the voice mail of Fetterman's 13-year-old daughter.
>>> Sounds like a real #winner. Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Wt5PA) ------------ Democrat-Communist Hero Level? Luigi Mangione. Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2026 06:44 PM (4Axv6) 34
31 Non-Maoists no longer welcome in today's Democrat party.
Posted by: struggle sessions and murder oh my at May 06, 2026 06:43 PM (TbWk/) I'm still amazed how many vote for commies in dem clothing...or maybe it's just the fraud... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:45 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b) 36
35 Oh, nightly news....Epstein suicide note.
Poorly written. No big deal. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b) Does he claim he sabotaged the cameras so that he could die quietly?... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:46 PM (ynpvh) 37
>>>Joe Lieberman. I didn't agree with him most of the time, but I always felt he was an honest broker. Well, as honest as a DC denizen can be.
Posted by: 496 --- He and McCain were bunk buddies that's all I need to know. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:46 PM (koh6z) 38
@16 this summer is going to be insane. There was an anti-Semitic rally/riot in NYC last night. With a lot of Federal aid being shut off to blue cities crime will skyrocket.
The Dems may try and convince normies that they're not pro criminal,pro illegal, Marxist nuts, but events will say, yes you are The Republicans might be incompetent, but normies will be terrified to vote for Dems in November Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:46 PM (gu0hJ) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:47 PM (l26NL) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 06:47 PM (MtSIY) 41
I'm ready to ask Democrats to explain why we shouldn't just surgically neuter/castrate all babies at birth, the ones we don't kill, anyway.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 06, 2026 06:47 PM (1UHR+) 42
38 @16 this summer is going to be insane. There was an anti-Semitic rally/riot in NYC last night. With a lot of Federal aid being shut off to blue cities crime will skyrocket.
The Dems may try and convince normies that they're not pro criminal,pro illegal, Marxist nuts, but events will say, yes you are The Republicans might be incompetent, but normies will be terrified to vote for Dems in November Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:46 PM (gu0hJ) The dead and imaginary have no such compunction Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:47 PM (ynpvh) 43
Yes. It's true. Jihadis' heads are full of shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 06, 2026 06:47 PM (sDWtc) 44
Hey, anyone see the "new" Katie Porter? Someone has been dowing Ozempic like they are jelly beans.
Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske) Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:48 PM (k8xm0) 46
45 "Where's my party's condemnation?"
You know exactly where it is. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:48 PM (k8xm0) Indeed, in the crowds condemning the Jews... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:48 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:48 PM (3ek7K) 48
Too bad Ozempic can't do a thing for Porter's face.
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 06:48 PM (gtcuf) 49
As much as I'd like Fetterman to flip, it still comes nowhere to balancing out our herd of traitors like Murkowski, McConnell, the New England twins etc.
If our side wasn't so feckless they'd be totally worthless. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 06:49 PM (0t1wa) 50
The Dem candidate that wants to murder Fetterman's daughter had a "Be Kind" sign behind him in one video I saw.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 06:49 PM (sKqQm) 51
Looks like blindfolding themselves was a theme this year.
Wonder if it's a bit of an unconscious confession. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (vJrRc) Yes. Good observation. In the early 2010's pedowood had a rash of movie posters of people being blinded and I thought at the time they were kind of rubbing it in. Because they had the leftard and average joe masses under a kind of thrall. Even if it was merely zeitgeist. Collective unconscious. Trump came along and worked at snapping the country out of it. Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H) 52
You yearn for a responsible opponent to the madness to run for office in opposition to the insanity, but it strains the bounds of reasonableness to subject your kids to death threats and sexual deviants screaming on bullhorns on your front lawn in the middle of the night. Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:50 PM (Y8DZL) 53
37 >>>Joe Lieberman. I didn't agree with him most of the time, but I always felt he was an honest broker. Well, as honest as a DC denizen can be.
Posted by: 496 --- He and McCain were bunk buddies that's all I need to know. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:46 PM (koh6z) _______________________ Only democrat senator I could stomach was Zell Miller. Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 06:50 PM (dIske) 54
Some people switch parties do to thinking about issues. Others switch...after a stroke.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:50 PM (k8xm0) 55
Has a Dem senator ever flipped Red? Maybe the Colorado Native American? I just can't recall.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:50 PM (l26NL) 56
Does he claim he sabotaged the cameras so that he could die quietly?... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:46 PM (ynpvh) Right after he mentions the orgies with President Trump how he was a tool of the Republican party and right-wing extremists drove him to do everything. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Sco7b) 57
In This House We Believe That Leaving Threatening and Obscene Messages on Teenage Girls' Voicemails is Righteous and Noble!
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 06:51 PM (gtcuf) 58
I see Fetterman as the first president of the ideocracy.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:51 PM (k8xm0) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 06:52 PM (snZF9) 60
With a lot of Federal aid being shut off to blue cities crime will skyrocket. Those crimes won't be reported and therefore won't exist. The crime rate will plummet. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++) 61
50 The Dem candidate that wants to murder Fetterman's daughter had a "Be Kind" sign behind him in one video I saw.
Posted by: 18-1 The Babylon Bee just can't keep up. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 06:52 PM (sAmhv) 62
He just needs to vote with us. Not sure I want him able to run in an election as a Republican. He's good on a few issues, and probably better than that bitch in Alaska, but not by much.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Vvh2V) 63
Has a Dem senator ever flipped Red? Maybe the Colorado Native American? I just can't recall.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:50 PM (l26NL) Ben Nighthorse Campbell. He was a good man - you know, for a politician. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 06, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ) 64
Has a Dem senator ever flipped Red? Maybe the Colorado Native American? I just can't recall.
Yeah that guy. Nighthorse Campbell But he came from the era when you could be a normal guy and a Dem pol. By today's standards of the Dems he would be White Supremacist Neo-NAZI Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 06:52 PM (sKqQm) 65
When Fetterman's lump starts saying "Quade, turn on the machine" I figure we're doomed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:53 PM (gu0hJ) 66
I hope Fetterman remains a Dem. The blue on blue fighting is a plus.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (z2aPa) 67
There are plenty of pols that I hate. But I can't imagine calling one of them up and threatening to kill their kids.
These people have become a parody of what they claim to be fighting. Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (sKqQm) 68
President John Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Fetterman
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (gtcuf) 69
When Fetterman's lump starts saying "Quade, turn on the machine" I figure we're doomed
Posted by: Smell the Glove And with that, the prophecy is fulfilled. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (l26NL) 70
When Fetterman's lump starts saying "Quade, turn on the machine" I figure we're doomed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:53 PM (gu0hJ) Start the reactor. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (HdYcL) 72
Porter's at #5. She's going nowhere. Swalwell's frathouse are all shifting to Steyer because they blame Porter for knifing their boy.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (sDWtc) 73
Ben that wouldn't be a bad thing
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0) 74
Fetterman's still pretty damn leftwing.
But he's a 2012 era leftist Dem. Which I guess makes you a far rightwing white supremacist now. Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 06:55 PM (sKqQm) 75
So Shrek Collins? Pass.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2026 06:55 PM (diia5) 76
Has a Dem senator ever flipped Red? Maybe the Colorado Native American? I just can't recall. Yeah that guy. Nighthorse Campbell __________ Also Richard Shelby. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 06:56 PM (HdYcL) 77
Everybody on the whole darn ship was dancing to the Fetterman Flip. Posted by: Fat Elvis at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Cqx++ ---------- Everybody's doin' a brand new dance, now (Come on, Lefties, do the Fetterman Flip) I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now (Come on, baby, do the Fetterman Flip) My little baby tranny can do it with me It's easier than learnin' your DIE's So come on, come on Do the Fetterman Flip with me Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2026 06:56 PM (4Axv6) 78
"leaving multiple voicemails with death threats and graphic obscene messages on the voice mail of Fetterman's 13-year-old daughter.
>>> Sounds like a real #winner." Establishing his bona fides as a True Democrat. Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2026 06:56 PM (vbXSk) 79
Start the reactor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division So glad you said it. I was struggling with being "that guy." Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 06, 2026 06:57 PM (fxhWU) 80
Porter's polling beyond wine-mom Karen divorcees has to be 0< Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:57 PM (Y8DZL) 81
But he's a 2012 era leftist Dem. Which I guess makes you a far rightwing white supremacist now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 06:55 PM (sKqQm) Hell, being an April 2026 Dem makes you a reich winger now. Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H) 82
Not sure it matters much if Fetterman flips. He's still going to vote D on most issues. It might matter for voting for "control" of the Senate, but is there a whole lot of difference between Thune/McConnell and Schumer?
It's not like Fetterman would vote for Ted Cruz or Mike Lee, right? Better to have him inside the tent peeing outwards I guess. Still: it is amazing that Fetterman is in this spot. Who would have thought he'd be the voice of Democrat reason? Posted by: SimoHayha at May 06, 2026 06:57 PM (/ZkOF) 83
graphic obscene messages on the voice mail of Fetterman's 13-year-old daughter.
Now hear me out - Posted by: Ted Bundy at May 06, 2026 06:57 PM (sDWtc) 84
Leaving death threat voicemails to teenage girls is moooooooost definitely a “both sides” issue.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 06, 2026 06:57 PM (5e3l5) 85
I'm old enough to remember when the Democrats were a bunch of Communist sympathizers since the Reagan was elected in 1980. The Democrat party was probably captured by the Communists since FDR. They just hid it a bit better than they do now.
If Sen. Fetterman figures out he's allied with the Minions of Satan, well good for him, but I will believe when I see it. Other than him not wanting to murder Republicans and Jews, he's a pretty standard Lefty. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 06, 2026 06:58 PM (ksbjf) 86
He is a far left radical by ideology, his voting, and his policies.
He just doesn't call us Nazis. He has voted against all but one of Trump's judicial nominees. Is that what you want in a GOP senator? Another one who can throw a fit and throw key votes? No. Let him follow Sinema to retirement. Posted by: TJM's phone at May 06, 2026 06:58 PM (LWGzg) 87
It be amazing if it starts a trend..
Watch the left bowl then! Hell they might even shot each other instead of us Posted by: melodicmetal at May 06, 2026 06:59 PM (yl2Ro) 88
Do the Fetterman Flip with me
Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2026 06:56 PM (4Axv6) -------- "It's just a jump to the left" Posted by: 496 at May 06, 2026 06:59 PM (wB6dA) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 06:59 PM (MtSIY) 90
Start the reactor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division So glad you said it. I was struggling with being "that guy." Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 06, 2026 06:57 PM (fxhWU) I was just making the 348 times I saw the movie worth something. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 06:59 PM (snZF9) 91
72 Porter's at #5. She's going nowhere. Swalwell's frathouse are all shifting to Steyer because they blame Porter for knifing their boy.
Posted by: gKWVE If she loses, she'll go all Soprano's on her staff. It will be hilarious. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 06:59 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 06:59 PM (gtcuf) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 07:00 PM (sAmhv) 94
Joe Lieberman. I didn't agree with him most of the time, but I always felt he was an honest broker. Well, as honest as a DC denizen can be.
Posted by: 496 Agreed on the honest broker part. And the fucking Democrat Party threw him out. Primaried his ass. He came back and won as an Independent. And then still caucused with them which is when I lost any respect I had for him. --- Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 07:00 PM (0t1wa) 95
And the GOP is trying to flip him.
Who would want to be a Republican? Maybe he'll be the founding member of Trump's America First party. Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2026 07:00 PM (u/66v) 96
My phone keyboard sucks so much ass
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 06, 2026 07:00 PM (yl2Ro) 97
The one good thing is if Fetterman can stand up and say something like "I vote pride and all the rest... and the Democrat party has no room for me, because they are all flaming communists who think Stalin was a conservative."
That would be a powerful message, I think. What's left of the "sane" democrats would wake up, hopefully. Posted by: SimoHayha at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (/ZkOF) 98
How many politicians actually care about the legal citizens? I have always believed that most of them only care about the money they can steal. Money buys power and enables them to be sex perverts. I think most of them were nobodies growing up. Now they just want to screw us because they have the power and money to makeup for the lack of being popular growing up. I'll show you! Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K) 99
There are plenty of pols that I hate. But I can't imagine calling one of them up and threatening to kill their kids.
These people have become a parody of what they claim to be fighting. Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (sKqQm) ------------- At least Virginia didn't elect a Democrat-Communist to be their Attorney General after he was outed as having fantasized about killing an opposing candidate along with her children while in her arms. Oh, wait ... nevermind. Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (4Axv6) 100
If she loses, she'll go all Soprano's on her staff. It will be hilarious.
Posted by: Puddleglum Never watched that show... did they use piping hot food as weapons, too? Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (fxhWU) 101
Fetterman doesn't need to change parties. He needs to be a Democrat. He already stands out as one in a sea of wailing, screeching, Bolsheviks.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (sAmhv) 102
94 Joe Lieberman. I didn't agree with him most of the time, but I always felt he was an honest broker. Well, as honest as a DC denizen can be.
Posted by: 496 Agreed on the honest broker part. And the fucking Democrat Party threw him out. Primaried his ass. He came back and won as an Independent. And then still caucused with them which is when I lost any respect I had for him. --- Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 07:00 PM (0t1wa) Did someone say cock-ass with the dems? Posted by: Don Lemon at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ynpvh) 103
There's basically zero upside to a Dem flipping Republican, but the other way and you're a hero until you die.
McCain's funeral is still going on. Posted by: Sharpie at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (qpfB8) Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (gtcuf) 105
Fetterman in 12 months: "I've seen the inner workings of the Trump admin and I have to say that JD Vance wants to murder every minority on the planet. I cannot in good conscience support his presidency~!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (diia5) 106
What a difference from PDT’s first term to now. 4 years of biden convinced the dems to go full commie. It also allowed PDT to implement everything he’s doing, he learned from the betrayals of his first term.
He’s reshaping the world while the dems continue to try to burn it down. Even Fetterman sees it. Vance/ Rubio 2028. Rubio/? 2032. A girl can hope and dream. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 06, 2026 07:02 PM (8Jfx0) 107
100 If she loses, she'll go all Soprano's on her staff. It will be hilarious.
Posted by: Puddleglum Never watched that show... did they use piping hot food as weapons, too? Posted by: She Hobbit Probably. TBF, I've only watched the clips from Youtube. I might get around to actually watching someday but I'm not all that motivated. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 07:03 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 06, 2026 07:03 PM (W5mpo) 109
My sci-fi nerdom has taken a hit, it was "start the reactor" . Sorry Quato
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 07:04 PM (gu0hJ) 110
"Fetterman said bluntly: 'I'd be a shitty Republican.' "
In some cases, that's an improvement. Posted by: Dark Litigator Yeah, he'd fit right in. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 06, 2026 07:04 PM (fxhWU) 111
Nobody on The Sopranos used piping hot food as a weapon.
Rorschach in The Watchmen sure as hell did though. Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:04 PM (gtcuf) 112
27 Van Jones, a communist, is the rational voice of the Democrat party. Wow, stock up on canned goods.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (koh6z) No he's not ... He's a great actor, and because of that skill, he's very dangerous. Posted by: browndog says woof at May 06, 2026 07:04 PM (3sXRv) 113
We all called him Fetterfag.
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (gtcuf) It's the creativity that makes it funny. Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 07:04 PM (vE0+H) 114
Agreed on the honest broker part. And the fucking Democrat Party threw him out. Primaried his ass. He came back and won as an Independent. And then still caucused with them which is when I lost any respect I had for him.
--- Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 07:00 PM (0t1wa) Especially since he won as an independent after republican voters saved his ass. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 07:05 PM (snZF9) 115
Lumpy Jack was tall, and he was a man
He had a lump on his neck that controlled his brain pan The dems would all vote, he would vote the wrong way So The Lump took control and made him vote for the GOP... The dems couldn't hurt Jack They tried and tried and tried They dropped things on his Lump And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied But they couldn't stop Jack, or the Lump from Lumping And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling Lumpy.. Posted by: The Who at May 06, 2026 07:05 PM (Sma6t) 116
"Fetterman said bluntly: 'I'd be a shitty Republican.' "
Yeah? What else is new? How could he be worse than half the idiots up there now? At least we all know he'd be a sellout and vote with the Dems most of the time. it'd at least be an honest sell out. Posted by: SimoHayha at May 06, 2026 07:05 PM (/ZkOF) 117
Yeah, he'd fit right in.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 06, 2026 07:04 PM (fxhWU) LOL get out of my head Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H) 118
In a sane American Fetterman would be one of those fringe candidates the left like that gets 1% of the vote - like Nader
Hmm being the most moderate Democrat is...crazy. Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 07:06 PM (sKqQm) 119
Went to school with a Fetterman. Quite the fancy boy. We all called him Fetterfag.
Posted by: Delurker In the Searchers, the crooked Indian agent was named Fetterman. Later, the late Mr Fetterman after John Wayne settled his hash. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL) 120
The Dem candidate that wants to murder Fetterman's daughter had a "Be Kind" sign behind him in one video I saw.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 06:49 PM (sKqQm) There was a definition of DEI recently, it has to do with torturing the language Diversity = Only our opinions and ideas since your ideas are exclusive and it is bad to be exclusive. Equity=Marxism, when it doesn't mean confiscation because you are mean and that is OK because you are guilty of not being a Marxist Inclusiveness = cancelling and destroying any countering voice because drowning out any opposition is how the ideas that support our point of view can spread unhindered. Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 07:06 PM (rbvCR) 121
At least give credit to the Democrats for their complete, abject supplication to the party line. Or the good sense to avoid the beat down for the lack of conformity. Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Y8DZL) 122
Is Fetterman's Brazilian wife still in the picture? last I remember of her she was riding the carousel back home while he was having his medical issues.
And note I do NOT mean the Logan's Run carousel. Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 07:07 PM (sKqQm) 123
Also: what did happen to fetterman's wife? I recall she was like quite hot... but a total snake in the grass and they broke up or something and it was after that that Fetterman's lump gained control and made him sane?
Something happened to Fetterman when he was in that hospital for what, a month, right? I'm trying to remember. He went in looking like he was to the left of Bernie and came out... as the Senator most likely to flip to the republicans. What changed? Posted by: SimoHayha at May 06, 2026 07:07 PM (/ZkOF) 124
I'd be a shitty Republican. Mr Fetterman meet Ms Murkowski, Mitch , Mr Kemp, Mr DeWine....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 07:08 PM (gu0hJ) 125
Every Tuesday for many years, the good awfl folk & their partners in Pennsylvania stood outside of US Senator Toomey's offices and carried on.
Now or soon? No, as I think Fetterman loves his wife and kids & understands the potential lunacy they would face. But I think he'll be back. And do watch Shapiro's play first. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 06, 2026 07:08 PM (NFX2v) 126
Of all the Democrats in all the country, Fetterman was the least one I would've guess to turn out to be not a lunatic. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 07:08 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2026 07:08 PM (q6tQZ) 128
Fetterman leave the party of the penguins?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1) 129
Rorschach in The Watchmen sure as hell did though.
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:04 PM (gtcuf) Rorschach used everything as a weapon. My favorite Rorschach joke is: Why is he considered a hero when he has that picture of my mom on his face? Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 07:09 PM (rbvCR) 130
Something happened to Fetterman when he was in that hospital for what, a month, right? I'm trying to remember. He went in looking like he was to the left of Bernie and came out... as the Senator most likely to flip to the republicans. What changed?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 06, 2026 07:07 PM (/ZkOF) The stroke "mostly" killed the stupid part of his brain. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 07:09 PM (snZF9) 131
The Lierberman example though was largely a Neocon fairytale.
His support for the Iraq war was positioned as the only thing that mattered, yet Lieberman was there for basically every dumb liberal agenda item. He lined up and voted for ObamaCare, liberals SC justices and judges, tax increases, abortion, etc. I think fetterman is largely the same in that he's not an antisemite that wants America to lose to iran, so everyone thinks he's some conservative hero. Posted by: Sharpie at May 06, 2026 07:09 PM (qpfB8) 132
108 "Fetterman said bluntly: 'I'd be a shitty Republican.' "
Posted by: Dark Litigator Collins and Murkowski reply, "Step up, bitch!" Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 07:10 PM (Y8DZL) 133
I don't want Fetterman as an R or an I--I am rooting for injuries.
I want him and the party to inflict maximum damage on each other. Was Mehmet Oz a shit candidate? Yes But it was Fetterman's party that made Sean Parnell's ex's fake allegations of abuse as "very serious issue." Which you know were serious and not at all made up because it was made in the middle of a custody battle. And no police report was ever filed. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 07:10 PM (MtSIY) 134
I was going to suggest the conservatives need to go all out war and raise a generation of DINOs to infiltrate the Dem party.
But after thinking about it, I think it'd be tough to be that crazy for that long. Not to mention, you can pay lip service to feminism, islam and abortion easily. That gay crap is too much to take for the team... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b) 135
World Starts To "Build" Around Hormuz; Japan Buying UAE Oil Bypassing Strait As ADNOC
(Abu Dhabi National Oil Company,) To Spend $55 Billion On Pipelines Oil pipeline will terminate at U.A.E. port of Fujairah. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:10 PM (koh6z) 136
Puck drop. C'mon Sabres, let's kick some Canadian ass!
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf) 137
122 Is Fetterman's Brazilian wife still in the picture? last I remember of her she was riding the carousel back home while he was having his medical issues.
And note I do NOT mean the Logan's Run carousel. Posted by: 18-1 . RENOVAR!! RENOVAR Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 07:11 PM (sAmhv) 138
From everything I can see, Fetterman talks against his party's most odious positions, but his voting record is 100% Democrat-compliant when it counts. He might vote Republican when it doesn't change the outcome; same thing Ron Paul used to do. If you look at his history before the US Senate, he doesn't look like somebody who's reasonable or has integrity. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2026 07:11 PM (azNOR) 139
He's more valuable to the right by continuing to be a Democrat and speaking out as he has done.
Posted by: stevew at May 06, 2026 07:12 PM (bOkAV) 140
Most of us weren't a member of the in crowd in high school. You know, we realized what is important in life. Grow up, get a job, marry and raise a family if you were fortunate to do so. I know a lot of people weren't lucky enough to achieve that. Do the best you can to save our country from wackos and perverts. It is our mission from God. Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:12 PM (3ek7K) 141
>> I recall she was like quite hot...
Her name is Gisele, and you can look up pictures. Me, I wouldn't call her hot by a long shot. I don't think they've divorced officially, but I haven't seen much of her with Lumpy at all. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 07:13 PM (w6EFb) 142
So, Tucker Carlson is sure Trump is a wizard?
Why? Is it because Trump... Is never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic? (h/t, Black Sabbath) Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 07:13 PM (T6aVk) 143
Yes, she's around. And they attended the WHCD.
U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA Gisele and I are safe and back home. We’re incredibly grateful for law enforcement and their quick reaction this evening. 10:45 PM · Apr 25, 2026 · 854.5K Views Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 06, 2026 07:13 PM (NFX2v) 144
The thing that differentiated Lierberman from other Democrats was manners. He had proper manners.
He was a GOPe wet dream. Ash McCain. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:14 PM (koh6z) Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2026 07:14 PM (w6EFb) 146
I know a lot of people weren't lucky enough to achieve that. Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:12 PM Yet! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 07:15 PM (Sco7b) 147
I like how Shapiro continues to debase himself--even after humiliating himself to try and be Kamala's VP--with another round of "I'm sorry I'm a Jew but I'm not that kind of Jew."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 07:15 PM (MtSIY) 148
Vance/ Rubio 2028. Rubio/? 2032. A girl can hope and dream.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 06, 2026 07:02 PM (8Jfx0) I like Rubio in 2028. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 06, 2026 07:16 PM (1UHR+) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 07:17 PM (l26NL) 150
I want to mention Harmeet Dhillon's investigation of Fairfax VA's Commonwealth Attorney office for discrimination against US Citizens in favor of Illegals
AAGHarmeetDhillon @AAGDhillon 3h This @CivilRights is investigating Fairfax County for giving preferential plea deals to illegal aliens while discriminating against American citizens. If true, this violates several federal laws—& DOJ will not allow state prosecutors to play favors based on immigration status. Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 07:18 PM (rbvCR) 151
I would very much like to see a non lunatic opposition party so the fucking Republicans can't coast on the crazy.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 07:18 PM (z2aPa) 152
>>Her name is Gisele, and you can look up pictures. Me, I wouldn't call her hot by a long shot.
I don't think they've divorced officially, but I haven't seen much of her with Lumpy at all. For the last few months of his campaign and first fe months in office, it as looking like Giselle was the planned brain behind the Senator, that she would be the actual Senator. She was an illegal alien from Brazil, iirc, so not Senate material. Guess she lost her role when Fetterman's brain damage broke him free from the oke virus, lol. Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 07:18 PM (8Fxbo) 153
There's something highly convenient about having this guy of all people be the token "moderate". But then they say you are either an object lesson or a cautionary tale.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 07:19 PM (vE0+H) 154
Buffalo scores!
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:19 PM (gtcuf) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:19 PM (koh6z) 156
I don't think they've divorced officially, but I haven't seen much of her with Lumpy at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 07:13 PM (w6EFb) There was a recent picture of them both with Fetterman in a red suit. He looked, as they said, "like he was going to wind up fighting James Bond in an elevator" Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 07:20 PM (rbvCR) 157
135 World Starts To "Build" Around Hormuz; Japan Buying UAE Oil Bypassing Strait As ADNOC (Abu Dhabi National Oil Company,) To Spend $55 Billion On Pipelines Oil pipeline will terminate at U.A.E. port of Fujairah. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:10 PM --------- Some distance beyond the Straits of Hormuz. A significant new world motivation now for wiping out the Houthi rebels and the Somali pirates that endanger traffic through the Red Sea route that is an alternative to the UAE Indian Ocean coast. Saudi Arabia already has a pipeline that cuts directly across the Arabia peninsula to the Red Sea. I expect that capacity will increase. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2026 07:21 PM (azNOR) 158
Oh good. I don't follow hockey but if Buffalo is beating Montreal....FANTASTIC!
We don't deserve nice things, Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 07:21 PM (Sco7b) 159
>> Yet, at least in private, he's not totally rejecting dropping his "D."
The Paolo's "D" is a national treasure. This would be unthinkable, no? Posted by: The Paolo at May 06, 2026 07:21 PM (Sy6m/) 160
Keep fighting!! I know it is difficult with social media. People are worried they will be doxed on social media. Stand up and fight for our country. Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K) 161
Fetterman is no Tulsi.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 07:22 PM (kxLc1) 162
Looks like Rachel Zegler had one line too many before the Met Gala.
- I guess that arrogant bitch hasn't had enough public humiliation yet. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 07:23 PM (ndZc7) 163
108 "Fetterman said bluntly: 'I'd be a shitty Republican.' "
Posted by: Dark Litigator Collins and Murkowski reply, "Step up, bitch!" Posted by: Auspex *Blows bubbles* Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 06, 2026 07:24 PM (u3SRj) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2026 07:24 PM (W2Pud) 165
Since the start of the Iran war, crude exports through Fujairah have risen 38 per cent, pushing towards the upper limit of the pipeline that feeds the port.
At Khor Fakkan, terminal operator Gulftainer said the number of containers it handles has jumped roughly 25-fold. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:25 PM (koh6z) 166
Fetterman doesn't need to change parties. He needs to be a Democrat.
This. Besides which, the last time a bunch of Democrats switched parties we got neo-cons and look at the damage that's done. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2026 07:26 PM (vJrRc) 167
Bob Kerrey wasn't too bad.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 07:26 PM (kxLc1) 168
9/11 redpilled my ass out of the Democratic party.
Posted by: front toward enemy at May 06, 2026 07:29 PM (TIizU) 169
Zell Miller wasn't all that. He was still a damn democrat. At least he wasn't a fake like Kemp.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F) 170
Haven't heard anything about Gisele in a long time
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0) 171
Ace used to riff on Gisele and Lumpy's marriage. Funny stuff
Posted by: 496 at May 06, 2026 07:33 PM (sOtuf) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 07:34 PM (ndZc7) 173
169 Zell Miller wasn't all that. He was still a damn democrat. At least he wasn't a fake like Kemp.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F) Or Pence. Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2026 07:34 PM (LHPAg) 174
NO, he is not switching. Votes with Ds about 90% of the time. But he is very clear headed on some issues. Maybe, maybe he will go Independent.
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 07:34 PM (GD0B3) 175
I just had a Smoked Manhattan with Woodford Reserve. I wonder what the poor Kulaks are drinking
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 06, 2026 07:34 PM (wBaIH) 176
The only Dem senator who makes any sense is actually brain damaged. Could be a clue to something.
Who is John Galt ? Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 06, 2026 07:35 PM (23/y9) 177
It looks like the VA bigshot Dem that was raided by the feds was funneling campaign funds into companies that she owned. I sort of find that kind of corruption quaint.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL) 178
CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0) 179
Republicans are not doing a very good job of representing me, but they do at least pretend they are trying to represent me. I can't think of any that have proudly announced that they intend to harm Democrats beyond obstructing the plans of Democrats (and then they secretly assist Democrats).
Contrast that with Democrats proudly announcing death threats and plans to mistreat MAGA and restrict various rights of normal people. I'm waiting for the nice, decent people on the Dem side to show some discomfort about that. Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 06, 2026 07:39 PM (FMtrg) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0337 seconds. |
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