The Long-Awaited Defenestration of the Philosopher Kings

JJ mentioned this but I really wanted to post about it.

I've seen some establishment-oriented "conservatives" using Tuq'r Qarlson and Nick Fuentes and Withered Aryan Hooker Me-Again Kelly as proof that we should never have aligned with "the populists."

Nonsense. There are bad apples in every bunch. And in case the establishment pussies didn't notice, it was the populists -- not the establishment c**ts whom no one trusts or respects -- who drove the bad-actor Nazis and Islamists out of the party.

Jonah Goldberg and David French and the Bulwark Krue did not exorcise Candace Owens and Ian Carroll from the movement. We did.

I mention this because the establishment and populists disagree sharply on one fundamental point of representational governance.

The establishment types, like the "journalists" whose good opinion they so desperately crave, falsely believe that they are some really smart customers. No one believes they are smart, except for they themselves. But they are absolutely convinced on this point. They have argued with themselves about how genius they are and they won that argument with themselves, because they're so wise and persuasive.

This leads to their theory of respresentational governance: We, the stupid people who are incapable of higher-level, abstract, future-oriented thought, have elected these Sages and Philosophers to do our thinking for us.

When we elect these c**ts, that is the end of our involvement in the political process. Our further thoughts are not welcome because we are so gosh-darn bad at thinking we would just exhaust the lucid minds of Philosopher Kings with our retarded ramblings. The establishment does not seek our counsel, it only seeks our grant of power to it, One Time, after which they will literally never again check in with us.

And I say "One Time" because of the fact -- which may be changing (Spoiler Alert) -- that once an establishment c**t has Conned the Rubes into granting them perpetual unchecked power, they essentially have it for life, or until they're found balls-deep inside a 15-year-old boy, because it's very hard to boot an incumbent out of office, particularly in a district or state that is strong for one party.

Contrasting with this theory of governance in which the brain-damaged troglodytes of the dirty masses grant power to establishment Philosopher Kings a single time and then let them do what their massively-powerful brains and consciences compel them to do, the brain-damaged troglodytes have a different theory altogether.

We don't think we elect these pissant mediocrities to do our thinking for us. We think we've done the thinking ourselves. We think we've done the thinking, and we elect these no-talent, no-accomplishment Student Council Vice Treasurers and Disappointed Theater Kids to heed our thinking and merely do our voting in legislative bodies for us.

Now I realize we probably "think" this because our Retard-Brains are glitching and misfiring as usual, but still, we would like to be heard on this point.

But, because it's almost impossible to get voters animated enough to vote these self-declared Philosopher Kings out of office in one-party states or districts, the establishment types who believe we've elected them to do our thinking for us been permitted to carry on acting as if we elected them to do our thinking for us, and we have not had any practical, repeatable method of correction and punishment for this grievously false conception of their role in government.

Until now, my fellow morons and brain-damaged troglodytes who have no capacity for higher-level thought.

The Philosopher Kings serving as state representatives and senators in Indiana, which, let's face it, is the government equivalent of a job as Arby's Night Manager, decided that comity with the Democrats and the good opinion of the leftwing media was far, far more important that the voters' decision that redrawing congressional districts was imperative as we close in on the most important midterms in a century.

The voters finally got their say. We won't get those lines redrawn, but we will have no representation going forward.

President Trump proved to be a kingmaker in Tuesday night's Indiana and Ohio Republican primaries, where his seal of approval propelled several GOP candidates to landslide victories.
In Indiana, Trump's revenge campaign against incumbent state senators who torpedoed his push last year to redraw the Hoosier State's congressional boundaries was largely successful -- with the president's preferred candidates winning five of six contests.
"Everyone in Indiana politics should have learned an important lesson today: President Trump is the single most popular Republican among Hoosier voters," Sen. Jim Banks (R-Ind.) said in a statement.

I'm not so big on praising Trump here, because I didn't really elect him to do my thinking for me, either. But he's right on this issue and extremely right on the question of disciplining and ejecting arrogant, defiant "representatives."

"Indiana is a conservative state, and we deserve conservatives in our State Senate who have a pulse on Republican voters," he added.

That, on the other hand, I agree with 100%.

...
The victories by Trump-backed candidates were decisive.

Trevor De Vries topped Indiana state Sen. Dan Dernulc by a 75%-24% margin; Tracey Powell beat state Sen. Jim Buck in a 65%-35% race; and Brian Schmutzler and Michelle Davis defeated state Sens. Linda Rogers and Greg Walker, respectively, by 18-point margins.
The first incumbent taken out by Trump was longtime Indiana state Sen. Travis Holdman, who has been in office since 2008 and is a member of Indiana Senate leadership.
Holdman was bested by Blake Fiechter by a 61%-39% margin.
At press time, Indiana state Sen. Greg Goode was the only incumbent opposed to redistricting who was able to fend off a Trump-backed primary challenge.
Goode defeated Brenda Wilson in the state's District 38 primary, where a third Republican candidate in the race, Alexandra Wilson, received about 10% of the vote.
The White House had pressured Alexandra Wilson to get out of the race ahead of Tuesday's primary, reportedly over concerns her candidacy would confuse voters attempting to cast ballots for Brenda Wilson.

Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
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The base isn't stupid. Rule #1 of being a Republican officeholder: do not weaken your own voters' electoral power.
Some Indiana State Senators thought they were clever and didn't have to obey this rule. They will be private citizens shortly.

No Murkowskis:

Indiana has a sore loser law.
They can't run after losing a primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

🚨 JUST IN: "Republican" State Senators in Indiana, who REJECTED Trump's calls to redraw their Congressional maps, are LOSING their seats tonight

Trump endorsed their primary opponents, and they're dropping like FLIES 🔥

Indiana's US House Reps would've been 100% REPUBLICAN had… pic.twitter.com/Ag8urvf7aU
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 5, 2026

🚨 WOW! Some of the RINO Indiana State Senators ousted by Donald Trump tonight served in the State Legislature for almost *20 YEARS*

RINO reign coming to an end 🔥

"Republicans who have served for nearly 20 years, each one of them who lost, voted against the President's… pic.twitter.com/zu8UNXPWQL
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 6, 2026

🚨BLOODBATH IN INDIANA🚨

Weak Republican Indiana State Senators who refused to redistrict are dropping like flies. Trump-endorsed candidates winning in LANDSLIDES

The scorecard:

SD 19 - WIN
SD 39 - WIN
SD 1 - WIN
SD 6 - WIN
SD 41 - WIN
SD 11 - WIN
SD 21 - WIN
SD 23 - TOSSUP pic.twitter.com/6C4a07EY3p
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 6, 2026

This mewling sissy says it's "unchristian" to vote him out of office for refusing to do what the voters demand of him but also adds that he's "not bitter."

Soon-to-be former Indiana State Senator Travis Holdman, who was one of the deciding Republican votes that blocked redistricting in the state, says he only lost because he was “retaliated against.”

No, you lost because when we tell you to jump, you should be asking how high. pic.twitter.com/c3eTE68G6v
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) May 6, 2026

Go to hell, Fake Christian Narcissist. Christ did not mandate your re-election.

Go finger your buddy David French up the ass and whine about how the swine-men of the GOP just don't appreciate your brilliance enough.

You have that in common with Barack Hussein Obama. In fact, you've got a few things in common with Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:25 PM

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1 oops, read the content

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)

2 Howdy ace

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2026 12:26 PM (K44eM)

3 i mean first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2026 12:27 PM (CWTWj)

4 First.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 06, 2026 12:27 PM (VkY89)

5 First! It is the will of Allah!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at May 06, 2026 12:27 PM (Vpqw1)

6 vote for us, we know what's best and we're not really democrats, really

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2026 12:28 PM (CWTWj)

7 "The base isn't stupid."

I beg to differ.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

8 I've seen some establishment-oriented "conservatives" using Tuq'r Qarlson and Nick Fuentes and Withered Aryan Hooker Me-Again Kelly as proof that we should never have aligned with "the populists."

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Tucker is the only one who seemed to be on our side at all.

Megyn was always a grifter (NBC out front should have told ya) and Fuentes was anti-Trump from the moment he showed up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:28 PM (LWGzg)

9 I still do not know who Ian Carroll is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

10 This leads to their theory of respresentational governance: We, the stupid people who are incapable of higher-level, abstract, future-oriented thought, have elected these Sages and Philosophers to do our thinking for us.

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"I would have used more jargon, but yes."
-Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:28 PM (LWGzg)

11 R.I.P. Ted Turner

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2026 12:29 PM (8jQKl)

12 Withered Aryan hooker.

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)

13 "We're the captain now."

Something that we need to impress on our political betters at every chance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 12:29 PM (jehhT)

14 DID SOMEONE SAY THERE WOULD BE....

DEFENESTRATION!??!?!

....Its like someone put out the batsignal...

And I am here to answer!!!!

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 06, 2026 12:29 PM (WYStd)

15 >>>9 I still do not know who Ian Carroll is.

someone called him "gay Nazi pizzaboy." He has the gayest thin mustache this side of John Waters. He is a literal Nazi who, like Nick Fuentes, urges his followers to vote against actual conservatives.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)

16 The American political system is supposed to keep politicians in fear that if they don't do what the electorate wants they'll be voted out.

Did this State Senator bother to see what his voters wanted him to do? Obviously not.

Or imagine an analogy. I hire a man to replace my roof. He agrees to it and gives me a basic layout of what he is going to do.

And then after I pay him he instead decides my roof is fine and instead tears down my deck.

I and anyone else would get rid of this guy no?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

17 Our leaders believe they can think better than

Oh, commercials over.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (Sco7b)

18 I wonder if Mike Pence will end up under an overpass.

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (Oy/m2)

19 The biggest loser in the Indiana primaries last night: Mike Pence.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (8jQKl)

20 The Philosopher Kings serving as state representatives and senators in Indiana, which, let's face it, is the government equivalent of a job as Arby's Night Manager, decided that comity with the Democrats and the good opinion of the leftwing media was far, far more important that the voters' decision that redrawing congressional districts was imperative as we close in on the most important midterms in a century.

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States are FAR more corrupt per capita than the federal government.

It's just...no one cares. Which leads the states to becoming even more corrupt.

We'd rather complain about the do-nothings in DC than the active corruption going on in Indianapolis.

It honestly takes a lot for the locals to look at their state reps and go..."These people suck so much I'm going to do something about it as radical as voting."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (LWGzg)

21 because it's very hard to boot an incumbent out of office, particularly in a district or state that is strong for one party.

At least, until the SAVE act passes, if ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (uEYKS)

22 The old fart lost his phony baloney job. Time to spend more time with his family.

Posted by: huerfano at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (VJX5o)

23 *looks up Ian Carroll*

Guy looks like a douche bag.

Kind of like he is trying to go for the Ian McCollum look from Forgotten Weapons.

Still have never seen him before now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)

24 Now, because it's almost impossible to get voters animated enough to vote these self-declared Philosopher Kings out of office in one-party states or districts, the establishment types who believe we've elected them to do our thinking for us been permitted to carry on acting as if we elected them to do our thinking for us, and we have not had any practical, repeatable method of correction and punishment for this grievously false conception of their role in government.

The truly amazing thing is that RINO barnacles like Travis Holdman simply can't accept that we, the people, have the sheer effrontery to kick him to the curb. It's taken as a personal insult, which I suppose it is, and a sign that we really shouldn't have any role in governance, since we're obviously too stupid to recognize his incandescent brilliance.

"Do you know who I am?".

Yeah, we do, MFer, that's why you'll be a greeter at Walmart next January.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

25 LOL - read the content and then stared at the blank screen until it hit me "type first dummy". LOL

Will I ever learn - nope.

Well, at least us Hoosiers did our jobs!

And my man Holdman - I'll say this in the most Christian, friendly way I can - EABOD... you had one job son, one.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (VkY89)

26 R.I.P. Ted Turner, not so much RINO scum.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Q/FnY)

27 Another point here, Republican voters are finally starting to really pay attention to what their elected officials are doing.

This is objectively and obviously a good thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

28 someone called him "gay Nazi pizzaboy." He has the gayest thin mustache this side of John Waters. He is a literal Nazi who, like Nick Fuentes, urges his followers to vote against actual conservatives.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)

So... e's a Nick Fuentes wannabe?

Why?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

29 How high is the right response

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (VRI8/)

30 I wonder how many of these loser will suddenly speak out for Dems as a "gesture of solidarity" for the greater good?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (2WIwB)

31
The evolution of a standard issue Trumplainer:

1. Trump is electoral poison! We must get rid of him forever to win elections!

2. Trumpers only vote when Trump is on the ticket!

3. Ummm... errrr... you're not a real Christian!

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 12:32 PM (qIyYj)

32 Indiana is also indicative of something I've thought for a while.

It would take an immaterial amount of money (for a national political organization) to push a state party hard to the right.

A few million bucks in signs, and suddenly name recognition for the challengers to the 10 most left GOPers in the state house is greater for those in the state house.

The state just took out something like 20% of its GOP state senators in one night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:32 PM (LWGzg)

33 Power to the peoples!

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)

34 Trump is no mere politician -- he's s fundamental direction in spacetime, like "up,' "down,' and 'here."

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2026 12:32 PM (Av6i5)

35 Those Indiana legislators now have the opportunity to "grow in office" and "reach across the aisle" somewhere else less damaging.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 06, 2026 12:32 PM (j7INY)

36 >>>I'm not so big on praising Trump here, because I didn't really elect him to do my thinking for me, either. But he's right on this issue and extremely right on the question of disciplining and ejecting arrogant, defiant "representatives."

Trump's revenge is my revenge. Our revenge.

We've had it with these losers whose only calling is to get reelected and otherwise loot the treasury to steal generational wealth for themselves.

They should consider themselves fortunate that tar and feathers were not involved.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2026 12:33 PM (dK+Kv)

37 I had no idea Ted Turner was still alive.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)

38 Withered Aryan Hooker Me-Again Kelly

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Perfect.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)

39 I wouldn’t give Trump the credit either, and ultimately it’s not about him. MAGA is an idea. It’s founded in first principles, the core of which is that elected representatives carry out the people’s will.

Got that? Not a party. Not a donor. Not the Camber of Commerce. Not a defense contractor. Not your mistress or boy toy.

Ours.

The constitution firmly states who the owners of this government are. It’s not Trump, nor anyone else. It’s all of us.

The reason Trump has been so successful is he’s going a simple thing. He’s driving an agenda that is unquestionably the will of a vast majority of the people who elected him. Imagine that.

Long after he’s gone and by God, grace I will be voting for anyone who sticks to that same core principle.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (wn0/z)

40 States are FAR more corrupt per capita than the federal government.

It's just...no one cares. Which leads the states to becoming even more corrupt.

That depends. If the state government becomes sufficiently idiotic, corrupt, and self-worshiping, things can change. See also, Virginia.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

41 37 I had no idea Ted Turner was still alive.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)

I have to admit I thought he was already dead too...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (Zp5pW)

42 35 Those Indiana legislators now have the opportunity to "grow in office" and "reach across the aisle" somewhere else less damaging.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 06, 2026 12:32 PM (j7INY)

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State laws around how laws get passed aren't the same as in the federal legislature.

There are usually far more hurdles to overcome like multiple readings scheduled weeks apart.

Any damage they can do largely relies on what business is already being discussed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (LWGzg)

43 Good afternoon Ace. Excellent post
I brought up Hold an in JJs thread . His constituents elected him to be their senator but their minister. Enjoy retirement you sanctimonious prick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (gu0hJ)

44 States are FAR more corrupt per capita than the federal government.
I've been watching a scenario play out in MA that is almost comical.

The voters approved an initiative to give the State Auditor (a Dem of course) the power to do an audit of the state legislature.

To the State Auditor's credit she took up the challenge...and every other elected Dem is fighting here - and they are fighting dirty calling her all sorts of names even...gasp...a REPUBLICAN.

Now, why would they all fight an audit in such lock step? There is really only one reason...because they know what would come out...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

45 We're just saving them from that awful commute to Indianapolis.

Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (FhXTo)

46 Ted banged Barberella. I prefer to just leave it at that.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (vFG9F)

47 Question: was Alexandra Wilson on the ballot merely as a spoiler for Brenda Wilson? We have seen shenanigans like that employed against Conservatives in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (utfVc)

48 Tell me these losers wont do a Murkowski and run as independents, please

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (5FXLr)

49 For all the old men. I know a guy who is 73, and literally has an entire harem of breath taking 20 something women. The girls all know each other, in fact they brought each other to him. He is not wealthy. However he is jacked (400 lb squat), handsome, and absolutely 100% for real. If I were to cast the lead role in the movie "The Viking King" he would be my first choice. The girls don't even know that he has written a novel, or that he is a martial artist (Go to Google and type in "Judo Red and White Belt".) , or that he plays guitar.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (Da7Vv)

50 IN Rino's take on politics: Queensberry Rules

MAGA take on politics: MMA street fight.

Posted by: WisRich at May 06, 2026 12:35 PM (G0vdT)

51 I wonder how many of these loser will suddenly speak out for Dems as a "gesture of solidarity" for the greater good?

Umm....all of them?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

52 44 Now, why would they all fight an audit in such lock step? There is really only one reason...because they know what would come out...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

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Batch funds to the states from the federal government was...a mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:35 PM (LWGzg)

53 I don't say this often, but I'm proud to be an Indiana voter today.

Posted by: toddg at May 06, 2026 12:35 PM (KCFD3)

54 Go finger your buddy David French up the ass
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Ugh! C'mon, Ace. I'm trying to eat supper here!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (lR5Ug)

55 WTF possessed them to go against redistricting. In Red Indiana...fools.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)

56 That last paragraph from Ace is exactly why I keep coming to this site! Poetic beauty.

Posted by: Keena at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (5vuV+)

57 Weekly Standard no longer exists.

But they crowed for decades, so proud, that they drove the Birchers out of the Republican Party.

The Birchers were kooky. But they were right about the commies.

However, their eager and decades-long embrace of the corporatist, phony-centrist-but-really-liberal class was far, far more damaging to the country than even the worst the Birchers could have done.

The voters of IN flushed a bunch of those turds last night.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (MtSIY)

58 I saw this when I got up and laughed so hard a little pee came out. I am still laughing but maintaining dryness!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (xvV+O)

59 48 Tell me these losers wont do a Murkowski and run as independents, please

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (5FXLr)

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Indiana has a sore loser law.

They can't run after losing a primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (LWGzg)

60 Ted Turner was the Anti-Vigoda

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (qIyYj)

61 Oops next to last paragraph!

Posted by: Keena at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (5vuV+)

62 Holdman should have realized he had effed up when he got 38%of the primary vote

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 12:37 PM (gu0hJ)

63 I think it’s fair to assess given the current knowledge of what happened, that Mike Pence is perhaps one of the greatest cowards in our history.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2026 12:37 PM (wn0/z)

64 Marcus T @ 39 agreeing and endorsing, as does Eromero

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2026 12:38 PM (LHPAg)

65 I think it’s fair to assess given the current knowledge of what happened, that Mike Pence is perhaps one of the greatest cowards in our history.

You misspelled whiniest little b***hes.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

66 Christ did not mandate your re-election.

....

In fact, you've got a few things in common with Barack Hussein Obama.
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Speaking of mandates

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 12:38 PM (qIyYj)

67 Ted Turner was the Anti-Vigoda

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 12:36 PM (qIyYj)
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So... Turner was... Dis-Abe'led?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (lR5Ug)

68 >>>63 I think it’s fair to assess given the current knowledge of what happened, that Mike Pence is perhaps one of the greatest cowards in our history.

what did he do? I mean, I assume he was with the RINOs, as usual, but is there reporting about him campaigning against the map or otherwise taking a public position?

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (1wjle)

69 I'm glad to hear this news but alas it's too late to affect this year's congressional map. I want to resurrect the term "Stupid Party" with regards to the GOP. Because it fits. Stupid and Feckless.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (ZQMDd)

70 Ted banged Barberella. I prefer to just leave it at that.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (vFG9F)

Jane Fonda's talents were well displayed in that movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (utfVc)

71 In fact, you've got a few things in common with Barack Hussein Obama.

They both like gigantic butt plugs?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)

72 Attention GOPe

When the leftist mob still comes for you, don't say we didn't warn you

They have SHOT US for years. The least you squishy fags could do is take away some of their power.

Go to hell

Quick

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (61TgR)

73 Sociopaths run for office for one reason. It has been this way since the Phoenicians invented money.

That's a hint.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (wBaIH)

74 69 I'm glad to hear this news but alas it's too late to affect this year's congressional map. I want to resurrect the term "Stupid Party" with regards to the GOP. Because it fits. Stupid and Feckless.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (ZQMDd)

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It might entice a couple of other states into movement, like SC.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (LWGzg)

75 Interesting........

A top Virginia Democrat's office has been raided by the FBI in a dramatic anti-corruption investigation.

Virginia Senator Louise Lucas watched stunned as agents tore through her office - as well as a neighboring cannabis dispensary she co-owns in Portsmouth, around 20 miles west of Virginia Beach, on Wednesday.

The FBI raid is linked to a 'major corruption probe,' Fox News reported, adding that the bureau is 'serving multiple search warrants, approved by a federal judge, at her office and a next-door cannabis dispensary.'

Lucas, 82, the highest ranking member of the Virginia Senate as President Pro Tempore, was captured arriving on the scene as the FBI searched her office, per a live broadcast from the event.

Lucas told reporters on the scene that she did not know the reason for the raid.

Lucas was a key advocate of Virginia's 10-1 congressional map redistricting push.

Posted by: beckster at May 06, 2026 12:40 PM (kX27y)

76 This corrupt vulgar insane flamboyant nasty woman, Louise Lucas hopefully gets her deserved reward. The whole state knows that as chair of the finance committee she ruled the state TO HER OWN BENEFIT.

She also owns VAST numbers of group homes in the tidal area. There's literally no legal drug dispensaries in va yet, but somehow she owns several.

She killed the arena in NOVA that youngkin got to screw over the state.

She was the statue toppling czar destroying so much history

She led the criminal redistricting

Makes Maxine Waters look good

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2026 12:40 PM (chM/Q)

77 Once you understand that over 50% of "republicans" are actually leftists pretending, it all makes sense.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2026 12:40 PM (xvV+O)

78 I liked what I heard Chris Plante say this morning. "The Barack Obama Presidential Eyesore".

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 12:40 PM (vFG9F)

79 I remember driving through Indianapolis on the way back home the day before Election Day in 2020.

There was an almost continuous parade of vehicles around the I-465 Loop sporting Trump and American flags.

And it sure as Hell wasn't because of Mike Pence.

That these state legislators didn't understand the popularity of DJT in their own districts is an utterly damning indictment of their judgment, and sufficient cause to kick them to History's curb.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2026 12:40 PM (wtvvX)

80 Indiana has a sore loser law.

They can't run after losing a primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Yay!!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 06, 2026 12:41 PM (5FXLr)

81 That depends. If the state government becomes sufficiently idiotic, corrupt, and self-worshiping, things can change. See also, Virginia.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

Or not. See California, Oregon, Washington, Colorado.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

82 Virginia's recent referendum on redistricting was flown by the Democrats as making for fair representation, yet there was nothing fair about the new map. Just draw all the districts fairly. Let Fairfax County vote blue until their balls fall off. Leave the rest of us alone. I do not want to see maps redrawn by the Republicans in the same janky manner, but I would say that is near impossible, just by looking at voting patterns. It's a red country with blue enclaves. A congressional map should look like that.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 06, 2026 12:41 PM (QaH55)

83 The GOP only really had three hills to die on

1) deregulation
2) corporate tax cuts
3) military spending (MIC)

Those are the only things they were willing to lose elections and implement when in power.

You'll notice they got those three things last year and have been stonewalling everything else.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 06, 2026 12:41 PM (pUZ18)

84 LOL. I have similar denunciations. "Your stupid." My IQ is 136. "Your uneducated." I have Bachelor's degree in Computer Science for UCSD. "You're not a Catholic." I have read the Catechism of the Council of Trent and agree with every word.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 06, 2026 12:42 PM (qFwJc)

85 Go finger your buddy David French up the ass and whine about how the swine-men of the GOP just don't appreciate your brilliance enough.

To be fair, it's probably more of a 'give one side hell' than a snug fit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

86 we should never have aligned with "the populists."

Well....
It's not that we shouldn't align with the populists, it's that we shouldn't base our platform on populism. Because what the majority of the people believe or feel at any one moment may be transitory and/or wrong. "The people" are not always right - as a matter of fact, in a place where the populace is easily swayed, the people are usually wrong.

Your better bet is to have a set of principles - preferably ones that haven't changed "with the times" - against which you hold up policies, opinions, and events, and judge them. Then you go about convincing the people about the correctness thereof. THEN you get that majority to vote to do (or not do) something.

It's the major problem with our government today. We keep talking about accountability. But our system is designed to have the people do the accountability. And they (some important portion) just aren't interested anymore.

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2026 12:42 PM (nft6E)

87 I still do not know who Ian Carroll is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
.......

Me neither. But I think I'll live.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2026 12:42 PM (UjdFS)

88 The old country club Republican model is dying fast, but they will try to turn populists with cash

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:42 PM (yQoVG)

89 There are only 2 states that don't have sore loser laws (or combinations of regulations around filing deadlines that makes the act of running after losing a primary impossible) and that's New York and Connecticut.

So, file that away as a bit of useless trivia you can pull out at dinner parties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:42 PM (LWGzg)

90 They can't run after losing a primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Some of us can't run, period

Posted by: Jonah at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (qIyYj)

91 You'll hear "top va democrat" which translates into been there for 50 years, chair of finance committee, willing to scream "racissssssss" at everyone. The other dems are TERRIFIED of her.

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (chM/Q)

92 That these state legislators didn't understand the popularity of DJT in their own districts is an utterly damning indictment of their judgment, and sufficient cause to kick them to History's curb.

I suspect if you dug into it you'd find they were well compensated for voting against redistricting.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

93 IN Rino's take on politics: Queensberry Rules

MAGA take on politics: MMA street fight.

Posted by: WisRich
---

Only as that concerns to democrats.

RYNOs will go full on MMA street fight against real conservatives. Always have. Always will.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

94 And Ted Turner is dead?

Did he have dirt on Hillary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (MntWt)

95 This corrupt vulgar insane flamboyant nasty woman, Louise Lucas hopefully gets her deserved reward. The whole state knows that as chair of the finance committee she ruled the state TO HER OWN BENEFIT.

==

Is this about the FB eye raid ?

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (GD0B3)

96 zerohedge: "Banks Are Choking": The AI Debt Bubble Has Started To Burst

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (yQoVG)

97 The other Wilson got a check, mullah, promises were made, etc.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 06, 2026 12:43 PM (cS1cw)

98 RYNOs will go full on MMA street fight against real conservatives. Always have. Always will.

Look at Coke Bear's recent election history

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

99
How much you want to bed former VP Mike Pence played a factor in these GOP rino's thinking they could get away with this. Mike Pence offered cover, and this proves the RINO's have no shelter.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 06, 2026 12:44 PM (IifOV)

100 Is there any truth to the rumor that CNN will be buried in the casket with Ted Turner?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 06, 2026 12:44 PM (w/O5Q)

101 Maybe she can tell them things about Hakeem...

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:45 PM (GD0B3)

102 88 The old country club Republican model is dying fast, but they will try to turn populists with cash
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:42 PM (yQoVG)

Yeah, Tea Party. Honestly the Nick Fuentes shit always struck me as a way to try to draw out the most distasteful elements (which are a very small minority) and make them the face of conservatism. Poison the well. They have done it over and over again.

But Nick Fuentes yelling the N word over and over again does not make me want to give up small government and be for statism and communism. It just makes me think he's retarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

103 I can remember when CNN started, the existing MSM said he would destroy journalism

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:45 PM (yQoVG)

104 I can remember when CNN started, the existing MSM said he would destroy journalism

==

Now AI is destroying "journalism"...

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:45 PM (GD0B3)

105 "And the GOPe hid but the Earth screamed, 'Here they are!'"

- Sura of MAGA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (MntWt)

106 I'll consider things "even" after we have had 500 years of uninterrupted conservative governance.

Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (PVV5z)

107 So, do we know what’s in the UFO files yet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

108 The idiot commies at Huffingsomeglue are exclaiming that the Indiana primary means a blue wave in November.

They are delusional. Leftism is in fact a mental disorder.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (1JqMh)

109
*looks up Ian Carroll*

Guy looks like a douche bag.

Kind of like he is trying to go for the Ian McCollum look from Forgotten Weapons.

Still have never seen him before now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)

11th Commandment:

THOU SHALT NOT INSULT GUN JESUS

...EVEN IF HE DOES HAVE A MOST UNCLEAN LOVE FOR FRENCH WEAPONS

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (y9nCu)

110 This AWFL protesting climate change is a real ding dong.

https://tinyurl.com/4ke3e5x4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (ndZc7)

111 We don't think we elect these pissant mediocrities to do our thinking for us. We think we've done the thinking ourselves. We think we've done the thinking, and we elect these no-talent, no-accomplishment Student Council Vice Treasurers and Disappointed Theater Kids to heed our thinking and merely do our voting in legislative bodies for us.
---
Yeah, that's the stuff that really pisses me off about the "Respectable Republicans."
The "cross the aisle," "find common ground," "reasonable compromise" Republicans.

I am an adult.

I don't fucking need you telling me what is best for the country--I voted for your stupid ass to represent me and you TELL the country what I--YOUR VOTER--thinks is best for the country.

It's like that quip about a good politician always putting himself in the front of the parade--no matter which direction it's going.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (MtSIY)

112 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (X0axn)

113 Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
🇩🇰 Copenhagen's Green-led council is limiting elderly care residents to 80 grams of beef per week for climate reasons.
That works out to 11.4 grams a day, which is less meat than most people put in a single taco.

A Green party rep explained the logic: the elderly "have been the biggest climate sinners throughout their lives."

So the plan is apparently to make them atone for it in their final years, one thimble of mince at a time.
Critics, including opposition parties and elderly advocates, say the policy risks undernutrition in a population already vulnerable to it.
The council says it's flexible, but the elderly eating climate penance for dinner might disagree.
Source: BT, Ekstra Bladet
2:45 AM · May 6, 2026

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (9aVck)

114 Star Tribune journalists patting themselves on the backs for their unbiased coverage, to Ace's point.

https://archive.ph/CDnex

Posted by: beckster at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (kX27y)

115 JJ mentioned this but I really wanted to post about it.

Wait.....Ace reads the blog?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (X0axn)

116 OT: so I mentioned I added asian squats to the mix. Nothing huge, just 3 or 4 sets of 15 spaced throughout the day. My knee has gotten better with the idea. But my hips ached like hell the first couple of days. Oddly, that whole region feels tighter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

117 This corrupt vulgar insane flamboyant nasty woman, Louise Lucas hopefully gets her deserved reward. The whole state knows that as chair of the finance committee she ruled the state TO HER OWN BENEFIT.

==

Is this about the FB eye raid ?

Yes, it's the state equivalent of a Pelosi insider-trading raid

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (chM/Q)

118 Turnout is key in the mid-terms. Obviously, the base turned out and turned out the rat bastard traitorous RINO GOPe in Indiana.

Hopefully, this portends GOP voter turnout in the mid-term elections.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (UJMvS)

119 For all the old men. I know a guy who is 73, and literally has an entire harem of breath taking 20 something women. The girls all know each other, in fact they brought each other to him. He is not wealthy. However he is jacked (400 lb squat), handsome, and absolutely 100% for real. If I were to cast the lead role in the movie "The Viking King" he would be my first choice. The girls don't even know that he has written a novel, or that he is a martial artist (Go to Google and type in "Judo Red and White Belt".) , or that he plays guitar.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 06, 2026 12:34 PM (Da7Vv

I told you not to tell anyone!

Posted by: RI Red at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (fRFTM)

120 115 JJ mentioned this but I really wanted to post about it.

Wait.....Ace reads the blog?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (X0axn)

======

Blog is a funny way to spell comments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (LWGzg)

121 Virginia's recent referendum on redistricting was flown by the Democrats as making for fair representation, yet there was nothing fair about the new map. Just draw all the districts fairly. Let Fairfax County vote blue until their balls fall off.

Now hold on there.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

122 I can remember when CNN started, the existing MSM said he would destroy journalism

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:45 PM (yQoVG)
---
And they were right... for once. Not that the MSM wasn't doing the same but CNN sure sped things up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2026 12:48 PM (xvV+O)

123 Though the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the legality of SB 54 in 2019, the lawsuit filed Tuesday challenges that law and others on different legal grounds. It alleges that California’s various laws offering some benefits to undocumented immigrants amount to a violation of part of the human-smuggling statute — U.S. Code Section 1324 — that makes it a felony when a person “encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:48 PM (yQoVG)

124 >> what did he do? I mean, I assume he was with the RINOs, as usual, but is there reporting about him campaigning against the map or otherwise taking a public position?

Ace he had a chance to be consequential. I think that diving into the election certification issue is part diversion, and part revealing.

We now know all the subversive things that were going on at the time about which Trump and some around him knew were true. You can’t call it anything but a coup attempt. And yet, here’s Pence firmly aligning himself with the corrupt institutions of our government making an attempt to undermine it.

Go back and look. Pence had no curiosity about it. No real resistance in fact he more so aligned with the corrupt forces who undermined the election and POTUS without any hesitation. Ergo He was complicit by his lack of introspection, forceful expression of support, or at least the need to investigate. He walked the political line to save his own skin. Had it not been for people like Nunes, Jordan and others, plus Trump’s persistence , we could have lost this country and Pence by his lack of courage would have been one reason.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2026 12:48 PM (wn0/z)

125 104 I can remember when CNN started, the existing MSM said he would destroy journalism

==

Now AI is destroying "journalism"...
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:45 PM (GD0B3)

No. Journalists destroyed Journalism. Eagerly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

126
The Judge Smails wing of the party is over. It's Al Czervik's party now. (Cue Anyway you want it)

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 06, 2026 12:48 PM (IifOV)

127 Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

Is an OP. Stop posting his shit.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

128 Wait.....Ace reads the blog?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (X0axn)

Mostly for the articles.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2026 12:49 PM (dK+Kv)

129
So the plan is apparently to make them atone for it in their final years, one thimble of mince at a time.
Critics, including opposition parties and elderly advocates, say the policy risks undernutrition in a population already vulnerable to it.
The council says it's flexible, but the elderly eating climate penance for dinner might disagree.
Source: BT, Ekstra Bladet
2:45 AM · May 6, 2026
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 06, 2026 12:47 PM (9aVck)

"Die Quickly" they accused.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 12:49 PM (X0axn)

130 My first real job after the Service and college was doing work as a legislative proofreader at the Indiana capitol building. It was hard, interesting work and in the course of it I often had interactions with Indiana state legislators. Some of them were great people. Others--a few--were so arrogant and full of themselves we could only laugh.

I don't know how many times I heard one of those narcissistic pricks saying, "Do you know who I am?" as if they were bigtime power brokers, buddy, and don't you forget it. They were, as my mother used to say, 'big fish in a little pond'. I would bet those kinds of state senators I knew back then were the same kind of senators who lost their cushy state jobs last night. Good riddance.

Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2026 12:49 PM (DPeYO)

131 11th Commandment:

THOU SHALT NOT INSULT GUN JESUS

...EVEN IF HE DOES HAVE A MOST UNCLEAN LOVE FOR FRENCH WEAPONS
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2026 12:46 PM (y9nCu)

https://youtu.be/H0qe45Z8wfk?si=dCd_MMa9DLWQ2noU

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

132 Gov. Kathy Hochul said New York has been losing residents to other states because of a failure to build enough housing. She said that loss also cuts into the state’s representation in Congress.

“We’ve been losing too many New Yorkers, as I said, to other states because of our failure to build housing,” Hochul said.

… Forrest for the trees

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:49 PM (yQoVG)

133 It's true that those elected think that gives them free rein. They don't grasp what REPRESENTATIVE republics are.

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2026 12:49 PM (chM/Q)

134 I can remember when CNN started, the existing MSM said he would destroy journalism
Posted by: SMOD

And they was right!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

135 Dang, the Danes want to put grandma in a concentration camp. To save the Erf.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2026 12:50 PM (MntWt)

136 How much you want to bed former VP Mike Pence played a factor in these GOP rino's thinking they could get away with this. Mike Pence offered cover, and this proves the RINO's have no shelter.

It would take someone of singular stupidity and political obliviousness to think this would work.

So yeah, it was Pence.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

137 Ace, a small quibble. The Indiana House passed redistricting - this was entirely on the State Senate, and the traitors paid for it.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 06, 2026 12:50 PM (NcvvS)

138 We don't think we elect these pissant mediocrities to do our thinking for us.

Sadly, Ace, that's EXACTLY what a goodly portion of our electorate does. They WANT to have responsibility removed from their shoulders. They want to be made safe and kept so. They want airbags and lane change notifiers and automatic headlights and cruise control that keeps them from running into the car right in front of them. It's why so many want AI - they want to ask a question and be told an answer by an infallible computer so they don't HAVE to employ their brains.

This is the big fight. Not over which party is in power or which sort of court is arguing over immigration. The big fight is convincing our fellow Americans to get off their laurels start taking responsibility for their lives and, particularly, their government.

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2026 12:51 PM (nft6E)

139 UFO files?

Hillary is a purple five tentacle alien squid from Outre Plunkty?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2026 12:52 PM (MntWt)

140 Pence couldn’t give cover to anyone. He’s a non factor in the party. He just shares the same kind of institutionalized cowardice the now ex representatives had. AMF.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2026 12:52 PM (wn0/z)

141 zerohedge: "Banks Are Choking": The AI Debt Bubble Has Started To Burst
Posted by: SMOD

We need to tax AI.

Posted by: Tom Steyer at May 06, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)

142 28 So... e's a Nick Fuentes wannabe?

Why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

Because stupid Jeets who like to LARP as Wignats will toss their Rupees at him, just like they did to Gay Catboy Fuentes.

Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2026 12:53 PM (iXqHn)

143 Did this State Senator bother to see what his voters wanted him to do? Obviously not.
--
He did.
Three old bats down at the Republican Women's Luncheon told him they don't like that Trump, he's too crass.
And he should oppose Trump's plan to redistrict.

And that's who he listened to.
Because that's who he wanted to listen to.
Because he agrees with them.
Not the majority of his now-former voters.

LOL, cry moor, your tears are delicious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 12:54 PM (MtSIY)

144 Whoop.

She owns 10 medical marijuans dispensaries. She snuck though medicaid reimbursement to medical Marijuana in last session.

Also owns medicaid non-emergency ambulance services

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2026 12:54 PM (chM/Q)

145 Because stupid Jeets who like to LARP as Wignats will toss their Rupees at him, just like they did to Gay Catboy Fuentes.
Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2026 12:53 PM (iXqHn)

Catboy? anna is going to be wrothful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

146 Because stupid Jeets who like to LARP as Wignats will toss their Rupees at him, just like they did to Gay Catboy Fuentes.

*Throws flag. Excessive cultural references less than 2 weeks old.*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

147 Go finger your buddy David French up the ass and whine about how the swine-men of the GOP just don't appreciate your brilliance enough.

You have that in common with Barack Hussein Obama. In fact, you've got a few things in common with Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:25 PM

Don't get me wrong. I love JJ and his Morning Report. He has a clear writing style that works and gets the point across.

Ace is just more colorful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (X0axn)

148 I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Epstein is in the UFO files

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (gu0hJ)

149 Fuck these guys in particular

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

150 Disney is about to delete five years of canon because Rey doesn't move toys.

The sequel trilogy did $4.47B at the box office. Force Awakens $2.07B, Last Jedi $1.33B, Rise of Skywalker $1.07B. The merchandise tells a different story.

Star Wars merchandise peaked at $700M in 2015 when Force Awakens launched. By 2019, the year Rise of Skywalker shipped with a billion-dollar marketing push as the supposed finale of the Skywalker Saga, Hasbro's Star Wars line was doing roughly $150M. A 70%+ collapse during the trilogy's own theatrical run.

Then 2020 happened. No new movies. A streaming show legally unavailable in most international markets. Hasbro's Star Wars revenue grew 70% year-over-year. One character named Grogu outsold three years of sequel-trilogy merchandise.

The sequel cast specifically can't move inventory at any price point. Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose, Holdo: Walmart clearance for years. Diamond Select's president said sales on TFA and TLJ products "were not too strong." Hasbro silently stopped producing Rise of Skywalker figures mid-line. There is no mass-market action figure for Poe, Finn, Lando, unmasked Kylo, Palpatine, or Leia from that movie. The licensees gave up.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (yQoVG)

151 "So, do we know what’s in the UFO files yet?
Posted by: Bulg"

My uncle is a Martian!

Posted by: Bill Bixby at May 06, 2026 12:56 PM (vFG9F)

152 Always remember and never forget:
Republicans are often Progressives, too. They just want it accomplished with lower taxes and more sedately.

Their goal is still a state that will mother you to death and treat criminality not as a justice problem but a rehabilitative issue.

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2026 12:56 PM (nft6E)

153 Goddaughter is traveling to Colorado. Got there just in time for the f*ck blizzard to hit.

Global Warming is going to kill us all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 12:56 PM (X0axn)

154 “Eh, people won’t care about this. It’s a Trump distraction”.

- ex-representatives

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2026 12:56 PM (wn0/z)

155 Copenhagen's Green-led council is limiting elderly care residents to 80 grams of beef per week for climate reasons.
That works out to 11.4 grams a day, which is less meat than most people put in a single taco.

-
There was a joke back during World War Eleven rationing days. When you get your meat ration, don't wrap it in your canceled bus ticket. It's likely to slip through the cancelation hole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 12:57 PM (ndZc7)

156 The sequel cast specifically can't move inventory at any price point. Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose, Holdo: Walmart clearance for years. Diamond Select's president said sales on TFA and TLJ products "were not too strong." Hasbro silently stopped producing Rise of Skywalker figures mid-line. There is no mass-market action figure for Poe, Finn, Lando, unmasked Kylo, Palpatine, or Leia from that movie. The licensees gave up.

They should make a Kathleen Kennedy doll. People would pay a lot to stick pins in it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

157 Sortie to purveyors of remnant merchandise and thou will behold the decayed state of the Disney as aisles overflow with Marvel and Star Wars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2026 12:57 PM (MntWt)

158 I like the part how most of these guys were in office for 20+ years.
And since you can be assured most of them were state reps and city council before, that means most of them have spent their entire adult lives getting a paycheck from the public treasury.

Enjoy your new career!

I'm sure you and the USAID unemployed will find jobs soon.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 12:58 PM (MtSIY)

159 I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Epstein is in the UFO files
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (gu0hJ)

Oh my. Was he supplying alien women? Or supplying underage girls to be probed?

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2026 12:58 PM (nft6E)

160
“We’ve been losing too many New Yorkers, as I said, to other states because of our failure to build housing,” Hochul said.

… Forrest for the trees
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:49 PM (yQoVG)[/i[]

HA!

California is GROWING!!!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at May 06, 2026 12:58 PM (X0axn)

161 We, the stupid people who are incapable of higher-level, abstract, future-oriented thought, have elected these Sages and Philosophers to do our thinking for us.

I thought it was Mika's job to tell us what to think?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2026 12:58 PM (0sNs1)

162 Copenhagen's Green-led council is limiting elderly care residents to 80 grams of beef per week for climate reasons.

That's less than 3 ounces a week, which isn't even two regular McD's hamburgers (pre-cooked weight).

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

163 My niece broke both her wrists yesterday. She was practicing cheerleader stunts with her friends. They threw her, then didn't catch her. Poor girl.

No surgery planned, they're splinting her until the swelling goes down, then putting on casts.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

164 Epstein had underage Orion slave girls? Or Twi'leks?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (MntWt)

165 These saboteur cocksuckers really need a visit from Pinhead

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

166 Yesterday, Cinco De Mayo, when I said I could murder a TACO salad, what I really meant was that I was going to murder a bunch of Indiana State Senator Rinos, at the polls.

Which, yunno, I did. And I also murdered a TACO salad.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (anL5R)

167 And this post by ace is why the phrase “thought leader” must be destroyed. He shows you why it is so stupid.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (rkhDX)

168
We think we've done the thinking, and we elect these no-talent, no-accomplishment Student Council Vice Treasurers and Disappointed Theater Kids to heed our thinking and merely do our voting in legislative bodies for us.

You must certainly remember the earnest and useless idiots who pleaded endlessly with you to please! please! please! elect the to Student Council back in the day.

Well, you did, and yet they are the same insufferable idiots who feel compelled to give you the old "you get one listening and then I'm done with you" switcheroo at election time.

They're still as useless as they were back then, so why feed their hunger for their very own electoral pied-a-terre? Cut 'em off, each and every one!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (xG4kz)

169 They have tacos in Copenhagen?

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)

170 On a more positive note, my son got two RBIs yesterday.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

171 UFO files?
Hillary is a purple five tentacle alien squid from Outre Plunkty?
Posted by: Anna Puma

That's no moon! It's Hillary!
*Outer Plunkty explodes*

Posted by: It's an older code, sir, but it checks out at May 06, 2026 01:01 PM (w9Wax)

172 The whole, voting your conscience for elected officials is a misunderstanding.

You vote the conscience of your constituents or you are gone.

Period.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2026 01:02 PM (XV/Pl)

173 150 The sequel cast specifically can't move inventory at any price point. Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose, Holdo: Walmart clearance for years. Diamond Select's president said sales on TFA and TLJ products "were not too strong." Hasbro silently stopped producing Rise of Skywalker figures mid-line. There is no mass-market action figure for Poe, Finn, Lando, unmasked Kylo, Palpatine, or Leia from that movie. The licensees gave up.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (yQoVG)

Ollie's has over 57,333 Star Wars Figures dated back to just 2023.

Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2026 01:02 PM (iXqHn)

174
No surgery planned, they're splinting her until the swelling goes down, then putting on casts.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

Went to high school with a guy who did that. Got his legs taken out from underneath him in a basketball game. Broke both wrists.

It was a significant pain in the ass, not being able to wipe one's own.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 01:02 PM (X0axn)

175 Louise Lucas should have been in jail 6 years ago. She was on the scene in Portsmouth as vandals pulled down and destroyed their Confederate Monument. Egging them on. Moments later, the vandals pulled down a large chunk of granite on another vandals head. Critical head injury from which he will never recover, but the taxpayers get to pay for his care for life. She is a criminal menace.

Posted by: Go To Jail, You Aged Bitch! at May 06, 2026 01:02 PM (oftw2)

176 On a more positive note, my son got two RBIs yesterday.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

*fistbump* to son.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 01:02 PM (X0axn)

177 Ain't it something how people have been conditioned and trained to call our so-called representatives Leaders?

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2026 01:02 PM (Q+gd/)

178 R.I.P. Ted Turner
Posted by: Darrell Harris
-------

Captain Outrageous has set sail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2026 01:03 PM (XeU6L)

179 Also owns medicaid non-emergency ambulance services
Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2026 12:54 PM (chM/Q)
-----------
So, like the Somalis?

Posted by: beckster at May 06, 2026 01:03 PM (kX27y)

180 The sequel cast specifically can't move inventory at any price point. Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose, Holdo: Walmart clearance for years. Diamond Select's president said sales on TFA and TLJ products "were not too strong." Hasbro silently stopped producing Rise of Skywalker figures mid-line. There is no mass-market action figure for Poe, Finn, Lando, unmasked Kylo, Palpatine, or Leia from that movie. The licensees gave up.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (yQoVG)

I fondly remember the hilarity here when it was first announced that the fat, dumpy, weepy Rose Tico doll wasn't moving.

That was probably a landmark in the whole woke/broke timeline.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2026 01:03 PM (dK+Kv)

181 "We, the stupid people who are incapable of higher-level, abstract, future-oriented thought, have elected these Sages and Philosophers to do our thinking for us."

Now look at the LA mayor polling

Posted by: SamIam at May 06, 2026 01:03 PM (cjT1m)

182 173 150 The sequel cast specifically can't move inventory at any price point. Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose, Holdo: Walmart clearance for years. Diamond Select's president said sales on TFA and TLJ products "were not too strong." Hasbro silently stopped producing Rise of Skywalker figures mid-line. There is no mass-market action figure for Poe, Finn, Lando, unmasked Kylo, Palpatine, or Leia from that movie. The licensees gave up.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 12:55 PM (yQoVG)

Ollie's has over 57,333 Star Wars Figures dated back to just 2023.
Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2026 01:02 PM (iXqHn)

I’d make a case at TLJ was so bad it took Toys R Us with it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 01:03 PM (rkhDX)

183 There is no age of consent on Proxima Centauri b.

Posted by: zombie Epstein at May 06, 2026 01:04 PM (UjdFS)

184 On a more positive note, my son got two RBIs yesterday.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

Nice. Little matrixed a block base path tag at home for another run in their 13-3 win.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)

185 The whole, voting your conscience for elected officials is a misunderstanding.

You vote the conscience of your constituents or you are gone.

Period.

A good pol can vote for things on which he disagrees with his constituents, but he should do it infrequently, and never on the big things they care about, unless he's willing to lose his seat over a matter of real principle. Otherwise, we could just have the people vote by computer, aka mob rule. What the Indiana traitors did wasn't a matter of principle, it was just dirty, grubby politics.

They chose poorly.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)

186 Posted by: Paul at May 06, 2026 01:03 PM (Y0ggy)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 06, 2026 01:04 PM (X0axn)

187 Indianna State senators get a base salary of 33k a year. With per diems and leadership bonus it escalates to about 80K. Thats a lot of money in Indianna.

Oops. Oppsie. Little mistakey wakey there rinos.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at May 06, 2026 01:04 PM (anL5R)

188 They have tacos in Copenhagen?
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)

They're better than having Copenhagen in your tacos.
(The dip.)

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2026 01:05 PM (nft6E)

189
Copenhagen's Green-led council is limiting elderly care residents to 80 grams of beef per week for climate reasons.

____________

No, it's for money reasons. Useless eaters need to be exterminated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:05 PM (HdYcL)

190 It's kind of weird to think of the Hulk as a widower single parent magician whose uncle is a Martian, but stranger things have happened.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 01:05 PM (vFG9F)

191 "We think we've done the thinking, and we elect these no-talent, no-accomplishment Student Council Vice Treasurers and Disappointed Theater Kids to heed our thinking and merely do our voting in legislative bodies for us."

Yea, but who else goes into politics? There are a few solid citizens who go into it for the right reasons. But the vast majority are retards, failures, mediocrities, perverts, insecure douchenozzles, mental cases, Methodists, venal cocksuckers, and incel piggies who still hate the world because they didn't get a date to prom.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 06, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

192
Obviously, Teh Ewok hated this movie....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2026 01:06 PM (y9nCu)

193
And this post by ace is why the phrase “thought leader” must be destroyed. He shows you why it is so stupid.
Posted by: Cow Demon

One of the funniest things from about five years ago was to read J'Noah Goldbrick complaining that he and his opinions were getting sidelined despite being a "thought leader". His words, not anyone else's.

Didja ever reach a conclusion on the question of whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich, self-styled thought leader J'Noah?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

194
R.I.P. Ted Turner
Posted by: Darrell Harris

___________

Well, well. I thought he died years ago. He was a nasty person.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:07 PM (HdYcL)

195 This AWFL protesting climate change is a real ding dong.

https://tinyurl.com/4ke3e5x4

Blurred boobies.

Booooooooooo!

(I found a non-blurred version. Niiiiiice).

Posted by: one hour sober at May 06, 2026 01:08 PM (Y1sOo)

196 77 Once you understand that over 50% of "republicans" are actually leftists pretending, it all makes sense.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2026 12:40 PM (xvV+O)

Is this about me, again?

Posted by: Ken King, TASB Representative to TX HD 88 at May 06, 2026 01:08 PM (rkhDX)

197 Hot dogs and tacos are both sandwiches.

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2026 01:08 PM (77rzZ)

198 One of the funniest things from about five years ago was to read J'Noah Goldbrick complaining that he and his opinions were getting sidelined despite being a "thought leader". His words, not anyone else's.

Didja ever reach a conclusion on the question of whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich, self-styled thought leader J'Noah?

Harrumph! Who are you to put your opinions above those of a graduate of Goucher College? Know your place, prole!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

199 ...Go back and look. Pence had no curiosity about it. No real resistance in fact he more so aligned with the corrupt forces who undermined the election and POTUS without any hesitation. Ergo He was complicit by his lack of introspection, forceful expression of support, or at least the need to investigate. He walked the political line to save his own skin. Had it not been for people like Nunes, Jordan and others, plus Trump’s persistence , we could have lost this country and Pence by his lack of courage would have been one reason.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2026 12:48 PM (wn0/z)

That's a great, succinct description of what Pence did. And yes, it was a coup. Pence to me is the face of what I consider to be an absolutely worthless Party. And I resent having to vote for them, because the alternatives - voting communist animal Democrat or staying home - are even worse.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 01:08 PM (ZQMDd)

200 Well, well. I thought he died years ago. He was a nasty person.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:07 PM (HdYcL)

His dick died when he married Jane Fonda.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2026 01:09 PM (rGqqI)

201 Captain Outrageous has set sail.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2026 01:03 PM (XeU6L)

I prefer to remember Turner as the guy who won the America's Cup, rather than the guy who married the communist whore.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 06, 2026 01:09 PM (QaH55)

202 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2026 12:39 PM (lR5Ug)

I don't know why this made me laugh. Hell, YOU don't know why it made me laugh.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 01:09 PM (qIyYj)

203 195
R.I.P. Ted Turner
Posted by: Darrell Harris

___________

Well, well. I thought he died years ago. He was a nasty person.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:07 PM (HdYcL)

Nope.
He was waiting for an invitation to arrive.
Going to a party where no one’s still alive.

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2026 01:09 PM (rkhDX)

204
That was positively inarticulate, P.

Is your noggin still ringing from the bang-bang silver hammer that came down upon it?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 01:10 PM (xG4kz)

205 Thanks for the post, Ace. They seem to have forgotten the meaning of representative government.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 06, 2026 01:10 PM (3Pbwf)

206 Oh, and FUCK New York.

Posted by: Hoosier at May 06, 2026 01:11 PM (JCLJi)

207 > Little matrixed a block base path tag at home for another run in their 13-3 win.

Nice!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2026 01:11 PM (mkw2N)

208 Turner did start TCM, so I’ll give him credit for that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

209
Ace doesn't just call you names. He will call you out.

He 👏🏻 will 👏🏻 call 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 OUT

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 01:12 PM (qIyYj)

210 Cucks have horns. RINOs have horns. Satan has horns. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2026 01:12 PM (Av6i5)

211 Yea, but who else goes into politics? There are a few solid citizens who go into it for the right reasons. But the vast majority are retards, failures, mediocrities, perverts, insecure douchenozzles, mental cases, Methodists, venal cocksuckers, and incel piggies who still hate the world because they didn't get a date to prom.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 06, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

Nope, they got dates to the prom and believe HS is the prime of life, and that all life must be like HS. Limbaugh talked about this: there are two kinds of people, those who are over and done with HS and those who wish it never ended. Those who wish it never ended typically prowl our city halls, school boards, state houses and federal government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 01:12 PM (rkhDX)

212 Was CNN a crooked propaganda organ before Turner married Fonda?

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2026 01:12 PM (Q+gd/)

213 And yet Jane Fonda survives

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 01:12 PM (gu0hJ)

214 196

(I found a non-blurred version. Niiiiiice).
Posted by: one hour sober at May 06, 2026 01:08 PM (Y1sOo)

You know the rule.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2026 01:13 PM (N39Ws)

215
she co-owns in Portsmouth

How I knew she was a DEI candidate in advance of confirming that she was a DEI candidate.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 01:14 PM (xG4kz)

216 I’d make a case at TLJ was so bad it took Toys R Us with it.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I thought it was their monetary contributions to Planned Parenthood, whose business model depends on killing all of Toys'r'us's future customers.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2026 01:14 PM (vJrRc)

217 Wasn't Turner suffering from dementia for the last decade or so?

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 06, 2026 01:14 PM (EcHpA)

218 Devils not through with her yet

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 06, 2026 01:15 PM (bXbFr)

219 207 Oh, and FUCK New York.
Posted by: Hoosier at May 06, 2026 01:11 PM (JCLJi)

Reports are out that Ken Griffin and his hedge fund are bailing out of NYC after Mamdani singled him out, and is headed to Miami. Significant because Griffin was behind one of the biggest planned downtown development projects in NYC in years. If they pull out, NYC loses hundreds of millions of dollars of investment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2026 01:16 PM (rGqqI)

220 Its like the star wars christmas soexial

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 06, 2026 01:16 PM (bXbFr)

221 218. Yes, I believe so.

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

222 Those who wish it never ended typically prowl our city halls, school boards, state houses and federal government.
_-_
As Calumet Student Body President, I say we turn ourselves in.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 06, 2026 01:16 PM (8podP)

223 I think they had already become the Mouth of Saddam before that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2026 01:17 PM (rGqqI)

224 Jonahs been dim as far as 2009

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 06, 2026 01:18 PM (bXbFr)

225 The thread died. Was it something I said?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 06, 2026 01:18 PM (ZQMDd)

226 217 I’d make a case at TLJ was so bad it took Toys R Us with it.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I thought it was their monetary contributions to Planned Parenthood, whose business model depends on killing all of Toys'r'us's future customers.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2026 01:14 PM (vJrRc)

That would make sense as many American businesses refuse to look ahead long term.

They were looking at a good TLJ leading to vast sales of merch. But, when it fizzled and people saw what a douchebag Rian Johnson was, it was over. To me it’s no coincidence that Toys R Us died that Feb.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 01:18 PM (rkhDX)

227 Withered aryan hooker. Lol
Ace is a national treasure.

Posted by: Heroq at May 06, 2026 01:19 PM (5Yz+T)

228 You know the rule.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2026 01:13 PM (N39Ws)

https://tinyurl.com/ysnsuaa4

Art chick with the nakid boobehs hanging from a bell to protest climate change.

NSFW

Posted by: one hour sober at May 06, 2026 01:19 PM (Y1sOo)

229 216
she co-owns in Portsmouth

How I knew she was a DEI candidate in advance of confirming that she was a DEI candidate.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 01:14 PM (xG4kz)

She's a gangster in a city of gangsters. Majority black, and even when Portsmouth tried to do the DEI thing by hiring a black woman police chief, Lucas got her fired for having the temerity to enforce the law. Of course the law being enforced was against Lucas, so...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 06, 2026 01:19 PM (QaH55)

230 > And yet Jane Fonda survives
---------
For some definition of "survives." Yeah. She gets to see a couple more weeks, months, years of Trump's Army rolling roughshod over all her commie dreams.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 01:19 PM (jehhT)

231 Sidewalk rage.

Drunk Karen drives car on sidewalk to run down kid; Seattle court releases her without bail

https://tinyurl.com/3aaeyss7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

232 I prefer to remember Turner as the guy who won the America's Cup, rather than the guy who married the communist whore.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
-----

He was a gutsy, vigorous guy, and had an excellent sense of business. Social/political sense, not so good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)

233 214 And yet Jane Fonda survives
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 01:12 PM (gu0hJ)

Evil as she may be, she did leave Ted 25 years ago.

Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2026 01:21 PM (iXqHn)

234 Yeah, that's the stuff that really pisses me off about the "Respectable Republicans."
The "cross the aisle," "find common ground," "reasonable compromise" Republicans.

I acknowledge that legislative politics is a negotiation process but I expect "my" guys to negotiate so as to gain the most for me, not for them.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2026 01:21 PM (vTZFs)

235 They say The Lord doesn't give you more than you can handle.

I wonder if there's a mercy rule........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 01:21 PM (X0axn)

236 Yeah. She gets to see a couple more weeks, months, years of Trump's Army rolling roughshod over all her commie dreams.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 01:19 PM (jehhT)

LOL it's the little things

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 01:22 PM (qIyYj)

237 I find this post, sufficiently cruel.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at May 06, 2026 01:23 PM (53oGX)

238 Social/political sense, not so good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)

Donated a billion to the UN and gave untold amounts to projects promoting CLEAN ENERGY (somebody should have taught him physics). Yeah, smart in business but dumb as fuck everywhere else.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 01:23 PM (rkhDX)

239 236 They say The Lord doesn't give you more than you can handle.

I wonder if there's a mercy rule........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I know, right?
- Job

Hang in there, Mr Sponge.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2026 01:24 PM (EVKhg)

240 "
Copenhagen's Green-led council is limiting elderly care residents to 80 grams of beef per week for climate reasons.
____________
No, it's for money reasons. Useless eaters need to be exterminated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:05 PM (HdYcL)

Its for money reasons, but limiting the nursing home residents to one about 3 oz serving of beef a week is not exterminating them, they may just be using cheaper sources of protein than beef. The work cafeteria rarely serves beef anymore, lots of chicken and some pork. We pay for the meals but they probably don't want to charge extra very often to cover the cost of having beef so they buy the cheaper meats. They always have a tofu or other vegan protein option as well, which don't sell very well even in the peoples republic of Boulder.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 06, 2026 01:24 PM (PV+Zw)

241 No, it's for money reasons. Useless eaters need to be exterminated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:05 PM (HdYcL)

Yep. The GDR would dump its elderly in West Berlin for that reason. They didn’t want to pay for their medical care or much else besides.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 01:25 PM (rkhDX)

242 Ace, you'll enjoy this liberal tears video

https://tinyurl.com/4anawvex

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2026 01:25 PM (iVNrZ)

243 Reach around >>>> reach across

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2026 01:25 PM (EVKhg)

244 Ace, you'll enjoy this liberal tears video

https://tinyurl.com/4anawvex
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2026 01:25 PM (iVNrZ)
_______

Petey Ballgag looks like he aged 20 years since Trump won in 2024.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 06, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

245
I know, right?
- Job

Hang in there, Mr Sponge.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2026 01:24 PM (EVKhg)

Yeah, Job had it worse. Much worse.

*sigh*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 06, 2026 01:27 PM (X0axn)

246 https://tinyurl.com/ysnsuaa4

Art chick with the nakid boobehs hanging from a bell to protest climate change.

NSFW
Posted by: one hour sober at May 06, 2026 01:19 PM (Y1sOo)
=================
When she sobers up she is going to regret beating her sides up like that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2026 01:27 PM (iVNrZ)

247 Ace, you'll enjoy this liberal tears video

https://tinyurl.com/4anawvex

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2026 01:25 PM (iVNrZ)

Psaki chick needs to stop with the tween mii haircuts. She looks empty and ridiculous.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2026 01:28 PM (dK+Kv)

248 I acknowledge that legislative politics is a negotiation process but I expect "my" guys to negotiate so as to gain the most for me, not for them.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2026 01:21 PM

Dood. Do you contribute to us? Do you invite us to the "right" parties?

Posted by: The ones you think of as "My" Guys at May 06, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)

249 "He was a gutsy, vigorous guy, and had an excellent sense of business. Social/political sense, not so good."

Counter point : He was a progressive scum nugget.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 06, 2026 01:29 PM (zBgIx)

250 Enjoy your new career!

I'm sure you and the USAID unemployed will find jobs soon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2026 12:58 PM (MtSIY)

We will because we are NETWORKED.

Joke’s on you!

Posted by: Recently defeated politicians at May 06, 2026 01:29 PM (rkhDX)

251
"Turner once called observers of Ash Wednesday 'Jesus freaks', though he apologized, and dubbed opponents of abortion 'bozos'.

"In 1999, Turner made a joke about Polish mine detectors when asked about Pope John Paul II.

In 2002, Turner accused Israel of terror: 'The Palestinians are fighting with human suicide bombers, that's all they have. The Israelis ... they've got one of the most powerful military machines in the world. The Palestinians have nothing. So who are the terrorists? I would make a case that both sides are involved in terrorism.'

"Turner also said in the interview that he advocated Americans having no more than two children. In 2010, he stated that China's one-child policy should be implemented."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:29 PM (HdYcL)

252 By the way a new company bought the ToysRus brand name, logos etc and has opened maybe a dozen permanent stores across the country plus does pop-ups at Xmas.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 06, 2026 01:30 PM (PV+Zw)

253 The state just took out something like 20% of its GOP state senators in one night.

This is good. But remember it will be one very long night. It will last until, what, November? January?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 06, 2026 01:31 PM (EXyHK)

254 Fuentes is a Democrat btw.
tinyurl.com/duxehxn3

Posted by: gKWVE at May 06, 2026 01:31 PM (sDWtc)

255 Psaki chick needs to stop with the tween mii haircuts. She looks empty and ridiculous.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2026 01:28 PM (dK+Kv)

We're gonna need a bigger new hairstyle.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 01:31 PM (qIyYj)

256 That's not really what I had in mind.

Posted by: Anita Ward at May 06, 2026 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

257 Pete Buttigieg looks like he's going to cry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2026 01:31 PM (ELdpA)

258 "Turner . . . ."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 01:29 PM (HdYcL)

Fuck that guy in particular.

Burn in hell, commie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2026 01:31 PM (dK+Kv)

259 150 Disney is about to delete five years of canon because Rey doesn't move toys.

If Disney made no SW movies and just coasted on merch they probably would have paid off their 2012 investment many times over at this point.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 01:32 PM (rkhDX)

260 Nood Me-Again.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 06, 2026 01:32 PM (iNUL3)

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