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Too cute!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 07:35 PM (Vvh2V) 2
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0) 3
Wait. What?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 05, 2026 07:36 PM (ndZc7) 4
I would not make it. Not because of the snakes, just because I don't want to look like a Stilt-Nerd.
---- Can't snakes climb poles? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2026 07:37 PM (gnNyN) Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1) 6
Have been busy all day so just saw pics from the met gala. Have to get this off my chest before perusing cute videos. Lena Dunham is awful looking. CardiB is as well. Jeebus how do these women think that looking like an idiot on the red carpet is a good thing?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 05, 2026 07:38 PM (2NHgQ) 7
I was hoping for the twelfth evening of a mephitic-free Café.
Alas, t'was not to be. Like rust and evil, but mostly evil, Big Penguin never sleeps. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1) 8
First read that as 'rescue tiger likes his Red Bull'
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD) 9
He's got the Bear Necessities
The simple Bear Necessities Don't worry about your troubles and your strife Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0) 10
Had an attack of puppy deprivation the other day. I can have a puppy but miss the unbelievable cuteness and puppy breath.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2026 07:40 PM (z2aPa) 11
That hedgehog video is almost obscene. I do not need to see that much hedgehog ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 05, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s) 12
Good evening, horde.
Beware of attack dog, indeed. Attacked my cold, black, little heart. Lookit that little sweetheart! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 07:42 PM (zYpTz) 13
Kid, thats just the beginning, its all downhill from there
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0) 14
Texas rat snakes would be up one of those poles in no time.
Fortunately, they're non-venomous, non-threatening, and pretty docile. They do love getting into the chicken coop and chowing down on an egg. :-( Fawn season is upon us. Have seen the little ones gamboling (albeit unsteadily) after mama in the last few days. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1) 15
Of course you can wait.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 05, 2026 07:43 PM (YlWIZ) 16
Kid, thats just the beginning, its all downhill from there
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0) *fistbump* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 05, 2026 07:43 PM (zZu0s) 17
Yelling baby girl is already doing bird hands.
Posted by: huerfano at May 05, 2026 07:43 PM (VJX5o) 18
And unless i am mistaken, a redhead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 05, 2026 07:44 PM (zZu0s) 19
I would not make it. Not because of the snakes, just because I don't want to look like a Stilt-Nerd.
Put a piece of wood on your head so you are taller than a hyena Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur) 20
BEWARE OF ATTACK DOG
------------- "That's what we call 'A Tasty Morsel' in Indonesia." /obligatory Barry Soetoro Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 07:47 PM (9Kqhl) 21
6 Have been busy all day so just saw pics from the met gala.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 05, 2026 07:38 PM (2NHgQ) Holy moley, I hadn't looked at any of that. Cardi B's getup looks like something that came out of liposuction. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 07:48 PM (zYpTz) 22
The baby boy just met women for the first time. 🤣🤣
---------- [Alternate Caption:] "Hillary Rodham, The Younger Years" Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 07:49 PM (9Kqhl) 23
Holy moley, I hadn't looked at any of that. Cardi B's getup looks like something that came out of liposuction.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 07:48 PM (zYpTz) I called it the elephant man outfit. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 05, 2026 07:50 PM (kxLc1) 24
The Met Gala - vile people in ghastly attire.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD) 25
awwww! fierce little guardian of the home!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2026 07:51 PM (VyBeY) 26
I wonder what Cardi B's reception was at the gala besides that ridiculous outfit.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 05, 2026 07:52 PM (kxLc1) 27
That hedgehog video is almost obscene. I do not need to see that much hedgehog ass. Posted by: Aetius451AD Peachy keen Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++) 28
The way the bear cub walks.. 😅
------------- That's gotta be either Peter Dinklage, Robert Reich, or Ketanji Brown "Affirmative Action" Jackson in a furry costume. Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 07:53 PM (9Kqhl) 29
The problem with AI is that now I can't trust aNY video, and think they're all fake -- including all the vides embedded in this thread.
AI has thus made everything worse, and drained the enjoyment out of life. Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2026 07:54 PM (Av6i5) 30
What even *is* the Met Gala? Is there a show? Or dinner? Open bar? The fuck with these people?! Celeries are shit-folk with way too much money.
I'm in a mood right now, you guys. Posted by: Pug Mahon, In a mood, you guys at May 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0aYVJ) 31
30, mood, shmood, you're spot-on anyway!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2026 07:59 PM (VyBeY) 32
What even *is* the Met Gala? Is there a show? Or dinner? Open bar? The fuck with these people?! Celeries are shit-folk with way too much money.
I'm in a mood right now, you guys. Posted by: Pug Mahon, In a mood, you guys at May 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0aYVJ) It is just a cakewalk, but for movie stars. Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR) 33
I'm in a mood right now, you guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, In a mood, you guys at May 05, 2026 07:56 PM Care to join me in the holosuite? Posted by: Guinan at May 05, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1) 34
What the heck is a cakewalk?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2026 08:00 PM (Cqx++) 35
Double-barreled Penguin Content is a crowd pleaser beyond measure. Except for the few maladjusted posters.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at May 05, 2026 08:00 PM (oftw2) 36
The Met Gala - vile people in ghastly attire.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD) ------------- i saw a photo of whom I presumed to be Yoko Ono, but it was Madonna. /Ugh, what do you call Hollywood for ugly people (besides D.C.)? Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:00 PM (9Kqhl) 37
I'm in a mood right now, you guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, In a mood, you guys at May 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0aYVJ) Moods! *scoffs* Moods are a thing for cattle- and loveplay- not fighting! Posted by: Gurney Halleck at May 05, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s) 38
What the heck is a Cakewalk? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2026 08:00 PM (Cqx++) ------------ It's a music production software company, but that's not important now ... Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:02 PM (9Kqhl) Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2026 08:02 PM (ceJ0R) 40
Do not touch the penguin. Do not accept gifts from the penguin. Do not make eye contact with the penguin. Do not interact with the penguin in any way. Stay safe out there! Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 05, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F) 41
I want to do an experiment with Pandas. A 500 foot sidewalk. On one side of the sidewalk (which is 6 feet wide) are a string of fully operational combines spinning their blades. On the other side is a sheer drop of a cliff. Behind them are slowly moving riding lawn mowers.
If you start with 10 Pandas....how many get to the end of the 500 foot sidewalk. Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2026 08:03 PM (dIske) 42
One of the Jenner spawn had an interesting dress; it looks as though the top of the dress had slipped off. Fit the theme. If Bezos wife's dress dress wasn't do low cut, it would've been stunning. She was paying homage to Madame X, but it was just too vulgar. Beyoncé would've been perfect at Halloween, but the 5000 foot long feathery cape was ridiculous, though not the most ridiculous one by any stretch.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Vvh2V) Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3) 44
I'm in a mood right now, you guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, In a mood, you guys at May 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0aYVJ) What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises—no matter the mood! Mood’s a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It’s not for fighting ..." Posted by: Gurney Halleck at May 05, 2026 08:06 PM (3sXRv) 45
>>>Baby goats dancing to the Ghana Funeral Dance music.
lol What a fantastic idea!!! Maybe they can get that same 3 yo to do the background audio on more clips. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2026 08:06 PM (syz1S) 46
They are not chasing the butterfly, its their leader
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2026 08:06 PM (Ia/+0) 47
Penguins are the Freddy Kruegers of the avian species. Sleep tight.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 05, 2026 08:07 PM (D1E+2) 48
Ketanji Brown "Affirmative Action" Jackson
Posted by: ShainS It's funny, but I forget her real name. I just call her Jumanji, but I'm totally stealing that. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 05, 2026 08:07 PM (l26NL) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:07 PM (HdYcL) 50
AI has thus made everything worse, and drained the enjoyment out of life.
Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2026 07:54 PM (Av6i5) ------------ There's a novel idea in there somewhere (probably already been done) where a minority of folks consciously break with and refuse to participate in an economy and society controlled by "AI" and similar potentially enslaving and dehumanizing technologies (like a 21st century Amish). I imagine the USA is presently the only nation where that could in theory be accomplished without people being forced to conform (a la Chy-na, their ubiquitous spying, and Social Credit Scoring). Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:07 PM (9Kqhl) 51
Blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 05, 2026 08:08 PM (0aYVJ) 52
Double-barreled Penguin Content is a crowd pleaser beyond measure. Except for the few maladjusted posters.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at May 05, 2026 08:00 PM This is not true, señora. It causes us many days and overtime trying to clean up and lessen the powerful, how you say, stench. Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at May 05, 2026 08:08 PM (Tmkv1) 53
What even *is* the Met Gala? __________ It's an occasion where left-wing people pay $100,000 apiece to gather and tell each other how wonderful they are. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:10 PM (HdYcL) 54
34 What the heck is a cakewalk?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot From Mark Twain, "Our negroes in America have several ways of entertaining themselves which are not found among the whites anywhere. Among these inventions of theirs is one which is particularly popular with them. It is a competition in elegant deportment. They hire a hall and bank the spectators' seats in rising tiers along the two sides, leaving all the middle stretch of the floor free. A cake is provided as a prize for the winner in the competition, and a bench of experts in deportment is appointed to award it." Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 08:10 PM (E4rtv) 55
There's a novel idea in there somewhere (probably already been done) where a minority of folks consciously break with and refuse to participate in an economy and society controlled by "AI" and similar potentially enslaving and dehumanizing technologies (like a 21st century Amish).
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:07 PM (9Kqhl) ---- Yep. Newton's Wake by Ken MacLeod features such a society. As does Singularity Sky by Charles Stross. Though in the latter case, it's because there's always a group of humans who plan to rule the rest of us. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2026 08:11 PM (gnNyN) 56
32 What even *is* the Met Gala? Is there a show? Or dinner? Open bar? The fuck with these people?! Celeries are shit-folk with way too much money.
Pug, calling them "celeries" is the most beautiful autocorrect Ive seen. It describes them perfectly: crunchy, smelly yet full of nothing. Posted by: moki at May 05, 2026 08:11 PM (wLjpr) 57
>>>The way the bear cub walks.. 😅
------------- That's gotta be either Peter Dinklage, Robert Reich, or Ketanji Brown "Affirmative Action" Jackson in a furry costume. Posted by: ShainS >I know a former army sergeant who is about 5' tall and 90lbs dripping wet. He's a bad ass, and he walks like that cub. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 05, 2026 08:12 PM (D1E+2) 58
>>>Dog wants to play fetch on a train.
And the lady has learned an important lesson from this encounter. Once you have self-identified yourself as a mark, there is no taking it back. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2026 08:13 PM (syz1S) 59
@30.
I'm in a mood right now, you guys. I stay in a mood. It's easy to when you hear the "news" anymore. One of the reasons I like Trump is he tells the media they are full of sh*t. That gets me to laughing. Posted by: Case at May 05, 2026 08:14 PM (9lqZe) 60
Colorado scores first. Minnesota answers 6 seconds later. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:16 PM (HdYcL) 61
/Ugh, what do you call Hollywood for ugly people (besides D.C.)?
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:00 PM (9Kqhl) For a bunch of "beautiful people," some of those celeries are looking rough. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 08:17 PM (zYpTz) 62
Indiana state races, so far 4 Indiana GOP state senators including one in the leadership have lost their primaries to MAGA challengers.
From X, Christian Heiens @ChristianHeiens "Tonight is turning into a total landslide for MAGA in Indiana. RINO Greg Walker is on the verge of losing his primary as well. 4 incumbents are heading for defeat at the moment." Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv) 63
Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 08:10 PM (E4rtv)
Come for the 24 buffet. Stay for the deportment contest. Posted by: Carnival Cruise Lines at May 05, 2026 08:18 PM (wGerL) 64
Hey, those pointy little puppy teeth are no joke.
Posted by: MartynWW at May 05, 2026 08:18 PM (M9zxq) 65
Time for bed
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2026 08:19 PM (Ia/+0) 66
And this,
Bad Hombre@Badhombre· 45m "SCOTUS didn’t set a deadline for states to fix racially gerrymandered VRA districts. There are 15 VRA districts in states with Democrat governors: six in California, three in New York, three in Illinois, one in New Jersey, and two in Virginia. Those governors will drag their feet until the next redistricting cycle in 2032, unless the RNC plays offense by filing suits in federal district courts to force those states into compliance quickly." Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 08:19 PM (E4rtv) 67
Come for the 24 buffet. Stay for the deportment contest.
Posted by: Carnival Cruise Lines ======== Special welcome for those boarding from Spirit Airlines. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:21 PM (RIvkX) 69
The Republicans state senators being targeted were the 8 who refused to vote to redistrict congressional districts.
>>@AndrewKolvet · 44s >>There were 8 state senator races targeted in Indiana tonight. >>We’re at 6/8 and waiting on number 7… Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 08:22 PM (viF8m) 70
*blenches*
Posted by: The RNC at May 05, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F) 71
Don't you love that word?
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F) 72
For a bunch of "beautiful people," some of those celeries are looking rough.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! The designer, Vera Wang, looked ghastly. Concentration camp ghastly. Posted by: Tuna at May 05, 2026 08:25 PM (lJ0H4) 73
For a bunch of "beautiful people," some of those celeries are looking rough. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! ___________ Alcohol, drugs and STDs will do that to you. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:27 PM (HdYcL) 74
When did we stop using the word actress, and why?
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 05, 2026 08:28 PM (3ImbR) 75
One of the Jenner spawn had an interesting dress; it looks as though the top of the dress had slipped off. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor ============== Her dress was inspired by that statue of Venus where the toga is sort of slipping off. Jenner had a flesh-colored safety garment, though. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2026 08:29 PM (n7rxJ) 76
Alcohol, drugs and STDs will do that to you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:27 PM (HdYcL) Yeah, but even I don't look that bad! *blink* ...crap, pretend I never said that... Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 08:30 PM (zYpTz) 77
62 Indiana state races, so far 4 Indiana GOP state senators including one in the leadership have lost their primaries to MAGA challengers.
From X, Christian Heiens @ChristianHeiens "Tonight is turning into a total landslide for MAGA in Indiana. RINO Greg Walker is on the verge of losing his primary as well. 4 incumbents are heading for defeat at the moment." Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv) This here is why I refuse to be a defeatist. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 05, 2026 08:31 PM (T6aVk) 78
Her dress was inspired by that statue of Venus where the toga is sort of slipping off. Jenner had a flesh-colored safety garment, though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2026 08:29 PM (n7rxJ) And that theme is that old and tired. It's just not edgy anymore. Enough already. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 08:32 PM (zYpTz) 79
I didn't look at the clothes for the Met Gala except for Vera Wang because Tammy just mentioned her, but yes, she doesn't look well and that it one ugly outfit::
https://tinyurl.com/67sp24he Did Ocasio- Cortez go and if so, did she have some dumb saying on the back of her dress such as "Tax the rich"? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:32 PM (2sfNr) 80
64 Hey, those pointy little puppy teeth are no joke.
Posted by: MartynWW at May 05, 2026 08:18 PM (M9zxq) And to a puppy everything is a chew toy. Including fingers. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 05, 2026 08:32 PM (T6aVk) 81
It seems vaguely unjust the are no North American hedgehogs.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 05, 2026 08:33 PM (FIwBs) 82
30 What even *is* the Met Gala? Is there a show? Or dinner? Open bar? The fuck with these people?! Celeries are shit-folk with way too much money.
I'm in a mood right now, you guys. Posted by: Pug Mahon, In a mood, you guys at May 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0aYVJ) Peanut butter or ranch dressing? Posted by: Cow Demon at May 05, 2026 08:34 PM (T6aVk) 83
Does anybody ever ask those showbiz kids how many unhoused people they could house and feed for the cost of one of those dresses?
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2026 08:34 PM (vFG9F) 84
Pardon me . That was Tuna who mentioned Vera Wang, not Tammy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:34 PM (2sfNr) 85
Alcohol, drugs and STDs will do that to you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:27 PM (HdYcL) Apparently there is an effective therapy in human testing for HPV, which is huge. This is post-infection. Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2026 08:34 PM (rbvCR) 86
Be warned, Vera Wang Bridal Minnie Mouse ears do exist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2026 08:34 PM (2GVsD) 87
It seems vaguely unjust the are no North American hedgehogs.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 05, 2026 08:33 PM (FIwBs) It balanced out, there are no European armadilos. Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2026 08:35 PM (rbvCR) 88
by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2026 08:29 PM (n7rxJ)
Oh, duh, I totally missed the reference! I thought it was quite interesting. She is the only of them who seems like she might have a bit of self respect in there somewhere. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:36 PM (Vvh2V) 89
Vivek won his primary in OH, btw.
Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 08:36 PM (GD0B3) 90
At least 7 of the 8 Republican state senators in Indiana who voted against redistricting have been defeated by a Trump endorsed candidate in the primary.
I wouldn't give up on the midterms just yet. Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 08:37 PM (viF8m) 91
I find it hard to believe that the bear cub walking video is completely real. Bears can walk on their hind legs, but not as long as that, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2026 08:38 PM (wzUl9) 92
Last night, I stumbled on the fact that over the weekend, NASA just unceremoniously dumped over 12,000 Artemis II high-resolution photos on one of their myriad of sites. The simple link I got turned out to be temporary only. Hopefully this is a permanent link: https://tinyurl.com/533hnf6k That will take a while to load if interested. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb) 93
My God, Vera Wang does look ghastly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:38 PM (Vvh2V) 94
Tough night to be a RINO state senator in Indiana.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2026 08:39 PM (u73oe) 95
Did Ocasio- Cortez go and if so, did she have some dumb saying on the back of her dress such as "Tax the rich"? Posted by: FenelonSpoke She wore a "kick me" sign. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2026 08:40 PM (Cqx++) 96
Vivek R. will get hammered by the Democrats on basically saying Americans are stupid and lazy- as opposed to Indians. I hope he had some answer for that .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:41 PM (2sfNr) 97
Sid's bottom is here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2026 08:42 PM (1IhIV) 98
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! It conveniently fell on taco Tuesday for us. However, I was teaching so not in charge of dinner plans. Our Cinco de Mayo meal is Trigger fish, fried okra and greens. Olé!
Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:43 PM (OoFl2) 99
At any rate, those high resolution photos allowed some people to put together some cool stuff like this: https://is.gd/dbahVk That is a series of the images taken a little while after TLI, one of which was released early. It's the nigh side of earth, illuminated by moonlight, with the ISO turned crazy high. That's a little over 1 minute of images, and you can see the earth getting smaller as Orion sped away. But the cool thing is you can see little firefly sparkles all around. That is sunlight reflecting off the cloud of satellites in orbit. Flickering aurorae at both poles is visible, and also they claim lightning flashes are evident as well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb) 100
Vivek R. will get hammered by the Democrats on basically saying Americans are stupid and lazy- as opposed to Indians. I hope he had some answer for that .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:41 PM (2sfNr) Looks like Amy Acton was the face of Ohio Covid response, so it may not be as simple as that. Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2026 08:44 PM (rbvCR) 101
@90.
Trump endorsed candidates will sweep Alabama. I have no doubt about it. Trump is very popular here. People listen to him. Posted by: Case at May 05, 2026 08:45 PM (9lqZe) 102
What a great cafe!! Thanks Ace
Posted by: kelly at May 05, 2026 08:45 PM (mzX95) 103
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2026 08:44 PM
I glad there's something that Vivek can concentrate on. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:46 PM (2sfNr) 104
Kid, thats just the beginning, its all downhill from there
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0) *fistbump* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 05, 2026 07:43 PM (zZu0s) Doomed! Doomed he is. Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2026 08:46 PM (2WIwB) 105
Yeah, but even I don't look that bad! *blink* ...crap, pretend I never said that... Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 08:30 PM (zYpTz) _____________ All 'Ettes are winsome, sassy and 29. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:47 PM (HdYcL) 106
Those governors will drag their feet until the next redistricting cycle in 2032, unless the RNC plays offense by filing suits in federal district courts to force those states into compliance quickly."
Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 08:19 PM BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHH! * gasp for air * BWHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Posted by: RNC, a wholly-owned subsidiary of GOPe at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (0sNs1) 107
Did Ocasio- Cortez go and if so, did she have some dumb saying on the back of her dress such as "Tax the rich"? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, No, she was sanctioned for that, so we got to skip her particular brand of stupid. She may not have been invited, even. Vera Wang is 76, in her defense. Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (OoFl2) 108
Attack pup is so cute!
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (zBgIx) 109
Emmylou Harris - TopPop Special - Live Concert
Broadcast date: 20 June 1977, The Netherlands https://tinyurl.com/a3zm676t It's eweutbe, but long link, songs are playlist. Is Good Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2026 08:49 PM (nzPxx) 110
>>>It seems vaguely unjust the are no North American hedgehogs.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing >Yes, there are, but we call them porcupines and they are formidable. I've pulled spines out of my dog's face on several occasions. They're mostly docile but they get chippy once in a while. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 05, 2026 08:49 PM (D1E+2) 111
There were some people who just wore gowns, I dont think they were trying to be outrageous. There was a young lady in a gold Chanel gown that was pretty, Anne Hathaway knows what flatters her, and her gown was striking, if not to my taste, and it my have been on theme, but wasn't ridiculous.
I think the Met Gala is a fund raiser for the museum? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:50 PM (Vvh2V) 112
Attack pup is so cute! Posted by: Will Robinson at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (zBgIx) ___________ Look at those toofs! It'll be a stone-cold killing machine. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:51 PM (HdYcL) 113
Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (OoFl2)
I don't really expect people in their 70's to look like they're in their 40's or younger . I just think her being very thin was not helped by her outfit. What is it with a large black band aid type wrap across her chest? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:51 PM (2sfNr) 114
Having to go to Atlanta on business is like having to take a shit at a bad gas station.
I do everything possible to avoid it but sometimes there is no way around it. Can't get back to Idaho fast enough. This place is tarded. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 08:52 PM (PKeEw) 115
>Yes, there are, but we call them porcupines and they are formidable. I've pulled spines out of my dog's face on several occasions. They're mostly docile but they get chippy once in a while.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 05, 2026 08:49 PM (D1E+2) Wait til you see us. Posted by: Porcupine Tree at May 05, 2026 08:52 PM (T6aVk) 116
Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (OoFl2)
I didn't realize she was that old, but she looks way too thin. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:52 PM (Vvh2V) 117
Gov. McMaster of SC is truly an asshole. Looks no redistricting this session.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2026 08:53 PM (1IhIV) 118
The funny thing is one of the stupid complaints of the "space is fake" people and flat-earthers is "Where are the satellites" in the photos and videos from orbit. This is like asking "where are all the people?" in a ground photo of a city taken from an airplane at altitude. Well, if some of those people were all holding mirrors and just the right angle to reflect sunlight back to the plane, you'd see little pinpoints of light. Which is what was happening there. So, turns out you can see some of the satellites.... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2026 08:53 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:53 PM (2sfNr) Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 08:53 PM (PKeEw) 121
114 Having to go to Atlanta on business is like having to take a shit at a bad gas station.
I do everything possible to avoid it but sometimes there is no way around it. Can't get back to Idaho fast enough. This place is tarded. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 08:52 PM (PKeEw) There’s nothing to do in Atlanta but eat, sleep and shit. Posted by: Mao at May 05, 2026 08:53 PM (T6aVk) 122
>>>It seems vaguely unjust the are no North American hedgehogs.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing >Yes, there are, but we call them porcupines and they are formidable. I've pulled spines out of my dog's face on several occasions. They're mostly docile but they get chippy once in a while. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone So we get porcupines rather than hedgehogs, and meth-addict opossums rather than the cute Aussie possums. I detect a pattern here. Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 05, 2026 08:54 PM (FIwBs) 123
114 Having to go to Atlanta on business is like having to take a shit at a bad gas station.
I do everything possible to avoid it but sometimes there is no way around it. Can't get back to Idaho fast enough. This place is tarded. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 08:52 PM (PKeEw) At least go to the Marietta Diner. You’ll be glad you did. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 05, 2026 08:54 PM (T6aVk) 124
116 Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (OoFl2) I didn't realize she was that old, but she looks way too thin. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:52 She has always been thin, but I agree. It’s really thin there, I am afraid the pendulum is swinging back hard in another unhealthy direction with Hollywood types. Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:55 PM (OoFl2) 125
There’s nothing to do in Atlanta but eat, sleep and shit.
Posted by: Mao Geez, Atlanta. Used to be a fun town but it's overrun by assholes now. Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 05, 2026 08:56 PM (FIwBs) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 08:56 PM (2sfNr) 127
I'll 2nd the Marietta Diner. Menu thicker than a dictionary.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2026 08:56 PM (1IhIV) 128
Well done pun! But I hope he wises up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke He'll fit right in with the Senate GOP. This is not a good thing. Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 05, 2026 08:57 PM (FIwBs) 129
113 Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:48 PM (OoFl2)
I don't really expect people in their 70's to look like they're in their 40's or younger . I just think her being very thin was not helped by her outfit. What is it with a large black band aid type wrap across her chest? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 The Met does avant garde. The theme was Costume Art / Fashion is Art. You get weird more than pretty. Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:59 PM (OoFl2) 130
Hi folks. Hope you're having a good evening.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2026 09:00 PM (CHHv1) 131
There’s nothing to do in Atlanta but eat, sleep and shit.
Posted by: Mao ====== Braves on a hot streak and their park is brand new and in suburban Cobb County now. But unless you like Civil War history or the occasional concert, you would be right. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:00 PM (E4rtv) 132
At least go to the Marietta Diner. You’ll be glad you did.
Posted by: Cow Demon ======= Same restaurant owner has a steakhouse and an very good seafood restaurant for not being on the coast and in the suburbs. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:01 PM (E4rtv) 133
Marieta Diner. Tomorrow it is.
Tonight I had a salt lick from Ruth Chris. Said it was a NY Strip. Let steak taste like steak. Not a salt block from the feed lot. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:02 PM (X4yQA) 134
81 It seems vaguely unjust the are no North American hedgehogs.
Posted by: Brother Tim On the upside, we have skunks. Posted by: Pepe LePew at May 05, 2026 09:04 PM (oftw2) 135
Skunks are natures pachouli. Without the hippy.
Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:05 PM (X4yQA) 136
For those that didn't see it earlier and might have an interest: . Policeman saves suicidal man from jumping off bridge in Florida.
https://tinyurl.com/5y6ywd46 Good night, folks. I have to be up at 5:00. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2026 09:07 PM (Yl2Ob) Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:07 PM (X4yQA) Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2026 09:08 PM (p6+WR) Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:08 PM (X4yQA) 140
133 Marieta Diner. Tomorrow it is.
========= Big menu and large portions. Breakfast all day along with dinner and lunch. Bring an appetite. Greek family runs it. Large dessert selection as well. Old fashioned shiny metal exterior along with neon signage. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:08 PM (E4rtv) 141
I think the Met Gala is a fund raiser for the museum?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:50 PM (Vvh2V) Maybe on the surface. I was just reading up on it. Its the grand Narcissists "R" Us event of the year. Vogue has a big hand in picking the invitees. Prices for a ticket is 100K, up from 75K in 2025, and 50K in 2023, which seems to be a way of cork sniffers weeded out the crowd of lower level cork sniffers. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2026 09:08 PM (snZF9) 142
Looks like Mamdani's supporters are getting feisty in NYC tonight. Shocking.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m) 143
At least go to the Marietta Diner. You’ll be glad you did.
Posted by: Cow Demon --- We need to go there again! I gotta try one of their cakes... Posted by: screaming in digital at May 05, 2026 09:10 PM (0SdQT) 144
There’s nothing to do in Atlanta but eat, sleep and shit.
Posted by: Mao ====== Braves on a hot streak and their park is brand new and in suburban Cobb County now. But unless you like Civil War history or the occasional concert, you would be right. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:00 PM (E4rtv) *** Well...there is Trixie down on Peach Street. Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2026 09:10 PM (2WIwB) 145
I love a good diner.
Always good coffee in those thick mugs and the smell of burgers on the grill 30 seconds from burning. Hotdamn. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:11 PM (X4yQA) 146
Big menu and large portions. Breakfast all day along with dinner and lunch. Bring an appetite.
Greek family runs it. Large dessert selection as well. Old fashioned shiny metal exterior along with neon signage. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:08 PM (E4rtv) Whenever I was at Dobbins ARB on business I made sure to stop there. It is especially beloved by the AFR. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 05, 2026 09:11 PM (T6aVk) 147
The Met does avant garde. The theme was Costume Art / Fashion is Art. You get weird more than pretty.
Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 08:59 PM (OoFl2) Some of them "understood the assignment" and made something artful and interesting, while still flattering the wearer. In that regard, I really liked the one worn by Grace Ling. It's fascinating, and I like the illusion of movement. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2026 09:12 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:12 PM (X4yQA) 149
Looks like Mamdani's supporters are getting feisty in NYC tonight. Shocking.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m) What are they doing now? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2026 09:12 PM (snZF9) 150
Lots of good barbecue in the ATL. Community Q in Decatur is my favorite. Be sure to get the mac & cheese. Fox Brothers is also excellent. They're from Texas.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 05, 2026 09:13 PM (0SdQT) Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:13 PM (X4yQA) 152
Well...there is Trixie down on Peach Street.
Posted by: Diogenes ===== Welp. Totally nude dancing is protected by the Georgia Constitution so there are strip clubs galore to get people into trouble. Pittipat's Porch is still there and Margaret Mitchell (Gone with the Wind) got ran over near there. Atlanta's oldest restaurant. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:14 PM (E4rtv) 153
Evenin’, All. Happy Wednesday Eve.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:14 PM (77rzZ) 154
They're from Texas.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 05, 2026 09:13 PM (0SdQT) HOLY DOG SHIT, TEXAS!!! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS!!! Posted by: GySgt Hartman at May 05, 2026 09:15 PM (T6aVk) 155
The Horde is both weird and pretty.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:16 PM (77rzZ) 156
150.
I disscovered I had the gift of Type 1 last summer. No more Mac & Cheese for me. Drugs, women, and booze couldn't kill me. So God is trying carbs on me now. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:16 PM (X4yQA) 157
The other restaurants in the Marietta Diner family are an Italian restaurant (not great, there are better), Marietta Fish Market which is decent for an inland seafood restaurant, and Cherokee Chop House for steak. Fish Market and Steakhouse are further from Atlanta and deeper in Cobb County.
Marietta Diner is close to the new ballpark and its new entertainment district/bars around it and just down from the Diner. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:17 PM (E4rtv) 158
>>What are they doing now?
Not really sure, just picking up bits on X, but I think it started with the pro Palestine crowd rioting around a synagogue and then just turned into a general riot against the cops. More of the same. Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 09:18 PM (viF8m) 159
Geez, Atlanta. Used to be a fun town but it's overrun by assholes now.
Posted by: Brother Tim Eh? I've only been there once, and just to switch flights at the airport. Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2026 09:18 PM (VHUov) 160
The Horde is both weird and pretty.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:16 PM (77rzZ) Looking at pixs of the Met Gala. I bet the Horde could up it a bit. Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2026 09:18 PM (2WIwB) 161
Whenever I was at Dobbins ARB on business I made sure to stop there. It is especially beloved by the AFR.
Posted by: Cow Demon ====== Well, it is open 24/7 except major holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:19 PM (E4rtv) 162
Well...there is Trixie down on Peach Street.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2026 09:10 PM (2WIwB) Peach STREET? Dammit, I was looking all over Peach Avenue. Then Peach Place, Peach Road, Peach Boulevard, Peach Junction, Peach Pike, Peach Alley, Peach Way, Peach Park, Peach Parkway and Peach Highway. Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2026 09:19 PM (p6+WR) 163
Not really sure, just picking up bits on X, but I think it started with the pro Palestine crowd rioting around a synagogue and then just turned into a general riot against the cops. More of the same.
Posted by: JackStraw What do we want?!? We don't know!!! When do we want it?!? Now!!! Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2026 09:19 PM (VHUov) 164
Hotlanta used to be a good if not great city to visit. I lived there for 8 weeks training for a new job. That was in the mid 80's. I was offered a transfer with promotion to our Atlanta office in 2000 when my Houston office closed. I told them No Way.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 05, 2026 09:19 PM (kxLc1) 165
141 I think the Met Gala is a fund raiser for the museum?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 08:50 PM (Vvh2V) Maybe on the surface. I was just reading up on it. Its the grand Narcissists "R" Us event of the year. Vogue has a big hand in picking the invitees. Prices for a ticket is 100K, up from 75K in 2025, and 50K in 2023, which seems to be a way of cork sniffers weeded out the crowd of lower level cork sniffers. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division It is a fund raiser. Let me invite you to spend $100k on this ticket. It’s for a good cause! 🤣 Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 09:19 PM (OoFl2) 166
160 Hey, Diog. How was Geezer Golf (TM)?
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ) 167
Six Flags just outside of Atlanta.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 05, 2026 09:20 PM (kxLc1) 168
Eh? I've only been there once, and just to switch flights at the airport.
Posted by: mikeski ===== Airport vicinity is a dump. You have to go uptown for better dining and entertainment options to either Buckhead or the suburbs. Downtown is dicey depending on where you are at. The Carter Presidential museum is actually pretty good and relatively cheap to go to. Replica of Oval Office in his time is set up there so you can pose for pix. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv) 169
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Well, I am disappoint. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 05, 2026 09:21 PM (/lPRQ) 170
>>>So we get porcupines rather than hedgehogs, and meth-addict opossums rather than the cute Aussie possums. I detect a pattern here.
Posted by: Brother Tim, --- It's America's nature. Tougher than most. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2026 09:21 PM (nzPxx) 171
Dammit, I was looking all over Peach Avenue. Then Peach Place, Peach Road, Peach Boulevard, Peach Junction, Peach Pike, Peach Alley, Peach Way, Peach Park, Peach Parkway and Peach Highway.
Posted by: tankdemon You left out Peachtree Ave, Blvd, etc. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:21 PM (E4rtv) 172
What I need is a half dozen biscuits, some greens black eyed peas and a couple smothered pork chops and some blackberry cobbler.
Sweet tea to wash it down. I'll get a chicken geezer salad and a side salad. Oof. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:21 PM (X4yQA) Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2026 09:21 PM (Wmg4n) 174
167 Six Flags just outside of Atlanta.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg ======= They attract the Spirit Airlines type. Not recommended anymore and the area around it used to be pretty seedy but has improved somewhat with tearing down all the old cheap apartments for workers at the park. Stone Mountain is a better bet during daytime hours--state park. Posted by: whig at May 05, 2026 09:23 PM (E4rtv) 175
149 Looks like Mamdani's supporters are getting feisty in NYC tonight. Shocking.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m) What are they doing now? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division --- Not funny but funny if America's CWII was between the Communists and the Fascists. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2026 09:23 PM (nzPxx) 176
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2026 09:08 PM (snZF9)
It is absolutely a Narcissistic High Holy event, and I bet most of them plot their debauchery for the upcoming year while they're all together in one spot. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2026 09:23 PM (Vvh2V) 177
Atlanta was where I was introduced to Houston's restaurant. I must have had Hawaiian Steak four times a week during my training.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 05, 2026 09:23 PM (kxLc1) 178
>>Airport vicinity is a dump. You have to go uptown for better dining and entertainment options to either Buckhead or the suburbs. Downtown is dicey depending on where you are at.
Take MARTA. It's SMARTA! Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 09:23 PM (viF8m) 179
Dammit, I was looking all over Peach Avenue. Then Peach Place, Peach Road, Peach Boulevard, Peach Junction, Peach Pike, Peach Alley, Peach Way, Peach Park, Peach Parkway and Peach Highway.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2026 09:19 PM (p6+WR) --- No wonder you're late. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2026 09:23 PM (gnNyN) 180
Is there a Dr. Peach Luther King., Jr. Boulevard in Atlanta?
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:24 PM (77rzZ) 181
I will say Buckhead has cleaned up somwhat since the 90s.
Still wouldn't go for a midnight stroll, but not aa much of a bloody bucket as the last time I was here. I was really drunk at the time though. Posted by: Sifty boones at May 05, 2026 09:24 PM (X4yQA) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.025 seconds. |
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