Charlie Kirk's Head of Security Sues Cavernous Nostrils for Defamation After She Repeatedly Insinuates He Was Part of a French/Israeli/Egyptian/US Plot to Kill "Her Best Friend"

Can't wait until Erik Kirk drops her own massive, billion-dollar lawsuit on Gal Sharpton's head.

The former head of security for Charlie Kirk sued podcaster Candace Owens on Thursday for defamation, claiming that she falsely implicated him in a conspiracy to assassinate Kirk.
The former security chief, Brian Harpole, alleged that Owens, a right-wing firebrand, inaccurately accused him of meeting with Kirk's wife, Erika, at a military base a day before Charlie Kirk was shot at Utah Valley University in September. He is also suing Mitch Snow, a retired Army sergeant who stated on Owens' podcast that he was an eyewitness to what he described as the secret encounter.
In the 69-page lawsuit, Harpole, who owns a private security firm and worked for Kirk for several years, accused Owens of "engaging in a coordinated and deliberate campaign designed to defame" him.
He denied any involvement in any plot to assassinate Kirk and called Owens a "conspiracy theorist" who displayed a "pattern of seeking public attention and media exposure."

No lies detected.

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A spokesperson for Owens said she had no comment beyond what she said on her podcast. Snow did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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In July, Owens was sued for defamation by Brigitte Macron, the wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, for claiming she is transgender....
Last month, Trump got involved, posting on Truth Social that Owens is an "extremely Low IQ individual" and sharing a doctored image that referred to Owens as "vile person of the year." He also called Owens' claims about Brigitte Macron "despicable." Two members of Congress this week introduced a bipartisan House resolution condemning Owens, as well a left-wing livestreamer, for "antisemitic hate-filled rhetoric."

KanekoaTheGreat

@KanekoaTheGreat

BREAKING: Brian Harpole -- Charlie Kirk's chief of security -- has filed a defamation lawsuit against Candace Owens and her source Mitchell Snow.
Owens publicly accused Harpole of conspiring with the U.S. military at Fort Huachuca to assassinate Charlie Kirk, alongside Erika Kirk, Rep. Mark Amodei, and Cabot Phillips.
Her own words promoting the story:
"Charlie Kirk was assassinated and our military was involved. I can't wait to share this information with you guys."
The story rested entirely on Mitchell Snow, who claimed he "inadvertently" walked into a top-secret meeting at the Army base on September 9, 2025 -- the day before the assassination -- where Harpole and twelve lieutenant colonels were allegedly finalizing the plot to assassinate Charlie Kirk.
Per the complaint, the claim is verifiably false:
→ Harpole was in Dallas that morning.
→ He has never been to Fort Huachuca.
→ Owens had his flight records -- she admitted as much on X -- yet kept publishing anyway.
From the complaint: "Without even a modicum of substantiated evidence, she has publicly accused Harpole of foreknowledge, participation in, and cover-up of the assassination of Charlie Kirk."
69 pages. Jury trial demanded. Seeking millions of dollars. Filed today in Tennessee.

The fact that Cavernous Nostrils knew that Harpole wasn't anywhere near Fort Huachuca the day the French/Israeli/Egyptian/US Military assassination-plotters were meeting will satisfy the absurd rule in defamation that you can only be sued for defaming a public figure if you acted with "reckless indifference" as to whether your defmation was true or false.

Dana Loesch reminded me the other day that Gal Sharpton's first attention-getting media play was... doxxing GamerGate conservatives.

Cavernous Nostrils has since advanced a new conspiracy theory: All of the defamation lawsuits against her are not caused by her rapid-fire Tourettes-like machine-gun defamation of everyone in the world, but by... Perfidious Jew Ben Shapiro.

Bren
@bren45000
2h
Candace is having a Britney Spears moment.
Let me explain what she just said:
1. Candace slanders Erika Kirk and accuses her of murdering her husband.
2. Candace implies that Charlie's head of security actually wanted him to be assassinated ... and intentionally orchestrated his murder.
3. Laura Loomer got annoyed with Candace attacking innocent people and decided to hit back by exposing some dirt from Candace's history--her husband's DUI and firearm charge.
4. And now Candace, instead of taking any responsibility whatsoever, has decided that the REAL CULPRIT behind everything is actually ....... Ben Shapiro ...... because he is a Jew.
Makes complete sense.
Nothing delusional at all about this.

Candace is having a Britney Spears moment.

Let me explain what she just said:

1. Candace slanders Erika Kirk and accuses her of murdering her husband.

2. Candace implies that Charlie’s head of security actually wanted him to be assassinated … and intentionally orchestrated… pic.twitter.com/PXjm9FxQkQ
— Bren (@bren45000) May 4, 2026

Meanwhile, the little-watched Tuq'r Qarlson continues showing his ass.

He sat down with a New York Times "reporter" -- I assume because he thought she'd give him an easy time, as they're now on the same side -- and claimed he never implied that Trump was the Anti-Christ. When she read his words implying that Trump is the Anti-Christ, he claimed he never said those words.

It's on video tape, you lunatic.

Tucker Carlson: “I’ve never said those words. That word never left my lips.”

Literal video says otherwise. pic.twitter.com/IHEAasyAMI
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) May 2, 2026

He also claimed that " " " They " " " are ruthlessly attacking JD Vance, persons apparently vaguely connected to Marco Rubio, and says he knows, for a fact, that " " " They " " " are engaging in this hateful disparagement operation against Vance.

When he's asked who this " " " They " " " are whom he claims he "knows" are attacking Vance, he says "I honestly don't know."

So once again, the "source" for all the things he "knows" is "Trust Me Bro."

The other day, @JeremyDBoreing had an episode where he explained @TuckerCarlson’s tactics.

One of them was Epistemic Closure in which Tucker signals that a question has been settled (to convince the audience) when it hasn’t.

He uses phrases like “this is well known” (as he did… https://t.co/DVmCIFdAhd
— Jackie Chea ⚖️ (@Fair_and_Biased) May 3, 2026

I have to say, I don't even understand what his complaint would be, even if his Trust Me Bro "source" were accurate. This is a major thing that justifies the "Woke Reich" descriptor -- like the woke left, they attack people relentlessly and engage in endless reputation destruction, and then they whine that other people are attacking them (or a believed ally, like Vance).

Who cares if someone's attacking you or someone you consider an ally? That's politics, and that's literally what you do every single minute of your little-viewed podcast, you fucking whiny fat homo nepo baby bitch.

This is the exact kind of bizarre claim the woke left makes -- we are Special and allowed to defame our enemies all day long but if anyone says boo back to us it's a Hate Crime! Help us! Punching down, punching down!!!

Remember this very accurate meme of a woke feminist throwing shit over a wall at her enemies -- and then crying and Damseling when that shit is thrown right back?

I saw James Lindsey making this point before, and now Will Chamberlain makes it: The Woke Reich are now running RussiaGate 2.0.

What was the left's RussiaGate claim? That Trump was being blackmailed by a hostile foreign leader into carrying that leader's water for him.

And now the Woke Reich is making the same claim, but now it's Bibi Netanyahu blackmailing Trump with the Epstein files instead of Putin blackmailing him with the Russian Prostitute Pee-Pee Videos.

On @PiersUncensored yesterday, Buckley Carlson tried to suggest that Donald Trump "didn't want" to strike Iran but that he was "pressured" into doing so by Israel. Here's how I responded. pic.twitter.com/30Vz5EaAwx
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) April 30, 2026

I never liked or even understood the term "Woke Right" until about six months ago. Now I think it's an extremely apt description.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:44 PM

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Posted by: GF at May 04, 2026 04:44 PM (iVUs+)

2 She needs more people suing her.

Vulture profiting off of other's grief.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 04, 2026 04:46 PM (N1DT3)

3 This is one heck of a movie review!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 04, 2026 04:47 PM (mjROD)

4 "All of the defamation lawsuits against her are not caused by her rapid-fire Tourettes-like machine-gun defamation of everyone in the world, but by... Perfidious Jew Ben Shapiro."
-ace

Wait a second, let's hear her out... you know one way Ben could put these rumors to rest...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)

5 Vulture profiting off of other's grief.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 04, 2026 04:46 PM (N1DT3)

Psychopath grifter. She's no different than Johnny Somali in that way.

Now if we can just get her to take a trip to Singapore with some weed...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 04:48 PM (zZu0s)

6 Another thing to consider about the Woke Right: they make a very big noise on the internet, but most of their "support" comes from paid for bot farms in Pakistan and Nigeria. And a bunch of them aren't even American, and don't vote here. They're on online dis and mis information op, and there is actually very little cost to openly expelling them from any association with MAGA or any other political operation.

"Big Tents" are fine until you start stacking fresh manure in them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 04:50 PM (rGqqI)

7 She going down hard. Her "husband" that may or may not live in the same house with her, is a prime candidate for deportation.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)

8 Evidently, TPUSA is thriving under Erika, hence the attacks.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 04:50 PM (UJMvS)

9 You know who likes to sue?The Joos!
Candace Owens

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 04:50 PM (YwEeS)

10 Of course it's TEH JOOOOS!!! behind all the consequences of her own actions.

Of course it is.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 04, 2026 04:51 PM (N1DT3)

11 Meanwhile, the little-watched Tuq'r Qarlson continues showing his ass.

==

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 04:51 PM (GD0B3)

12 7 She going down hard. Her "husband" that may or may not live in the same house with her, is a prime candidate for deportation.
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)

Not only is her "husband" gay, but a while back Candace wrote an op/ed about why it actually is perfectly fine for a straight women to marry a gay man as long as he's nice to her and pays her bills. Reads more like a confession than an argument.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 04:52 PM (rGqqI)

13 >>>Not only is her "husband" gay, but a while back Candace wrote an op/ed about why it actually is perfectly fine for a straight women to marry a gay man as long as he's nice to her and pays her bills. Reads more like a confession than an argument.

lol

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)

14 I don't get these people attacking Erika and others when we know who killed Charlie Kirk

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Wait a second, let's hear her out... you know one way Ben could put these rumors to rest...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)
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*folds arms*

Imma going out on a limb and say it's something to do with his sister's boobs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2026 04:53 PM (xvhJH)

16 Willowed:

Speaking of mice: My big black Stirling cat has racked up a kill!

Well, I *think* he did. This morning I found a still little mouse body on the bedroom floor. He did not look mutilated, so perhaps Stirling (I'm pretty sure it was him and not Dagny, but who knows) just knocked him around until he died. Anyway, I tossed the body out on the front lawn, to return him to the environment.

That was about 8 am. At 8:30 I left the apartment and looked, and he was gone. Either he was unconscious and not dead when I found him -- I didn't check for mouse breathing -- woke up and ran away, or a crow or feral cat got itself a treat this morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 04, 2026 04:54 PM (wzUl9)

17 Owens and Carlson must have syphilis of the brain. There is something seriously wrong with them both.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2026 04:54 PM (qBdHI)

18 Covens' lawyers in the Macron case dumped her, as soon as Loomer revealed them to be ...get this Uber ZIONIST JEWS. Yes you heard it. She employed a Zionist Jew law firm, and payed them millions, allegedly.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 04:54 PM (GD0B3)

19 "I never liked or even understood the term "Woke Right" until about six months ago. Now I think it's an extremely apt description."

Sorry, I still don't understand what 'Woke Right' means.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 04, 2026 04:55 PM (KL70k)

20 This is the legal angle that was used to bankrupt Alex Jones

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)

21 >>>Sorry, I still don't understand what 'Woke Right' means.

start with endlessly attacking people and then whining like damsel bitches if anyone attacks back, lisping "we need to be uuuuuniiiiited, why are you attacking your alllllieeees"

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2026 04:56 PM (1wjle)

22 This major dumping happened recently, a few weeks back. How inconvenient! The Macron case in coming up this month , I believe!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 04:56 PM (GD0B3)

23 >>Imma going out on a limb and say it's something to do with his sister's boobs.

Maybe, if it was Bulg, but Aetius451AD doesn't usually do that.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 04, 2026 04:56 PM (NcvvS)

24 Ben Shapiro IS an asshole.

But Candace Owens is a nutso b*tch

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 04:56 PM (sKqQm)

25 >>> This major dumping happened recently

what dumping?

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

26 This major dumping happened recently, a few weeks back. How inconvenient! The Macron case in coming up this month , I believe!

Mrs Macron is not a man but she is going to rip Candace a new one in court.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

27 "Meanwhile, the little-watched Tuq'r Qarlson continues showing his ass."

ohhhhh! That's gonna trigger his fanbois here. Please don't do that!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 04, 2026 04:57 PM (zBgIx)

28 I didn't check for mouse breathing
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Good call. That's a good way to get hantavirus.

Posted by: a ghost haunting the MV Hondius at May 04, 2026 04:57 PM (VHUov)

29 But resist we much. We must, and we will much- about that- be committed.

Posted by: Gal Sharpton LOL at May 04, 2026 04:57 PM (abIsI)

30 Last month, Trump got involved, posting on Truth Social that Owens is an "extremely Low IQ individual" and sharing a doctored image that referred to Owens as "vile person of the year." He also called Owens' claims about Brigitte Macron "despicable."
***

Trump added that he know Mrs. Macron pretty well because she was using the urinal next to his and they chatted at length.

Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 04:58 PM (lCppi)

31 This comment never left my fingertips.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 04:58 PM (Cqx++)

32 14 I don't get these people attacking Erika and others when we know who killed Charlie Kirk
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

If you think it's that poor guy they arrested and not the French Foreign Legion, well that's proof that you're part of the conspiracy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 04:59 PM (rGqqI)

33 The Defense calls Dream Charlie Kirk...

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2026 04:59 PM (Lu7y1)

34 "The story rested entirely on Mitchell Snow, who claimed he 'inadvertently' walked into a top-secret meeting at the Army base on September 9, 2025 -- the day before the assassination -- where Harpole and twelve lieutenant colonels were allegedly finalizing the plot to assassinate Charlie Kirk."

That's right. A "top-secret" rendezvous of co-conspirators always just let whomever walk in whenever and observe. Happens every day. That's how you KNOW it's Top Secret. And twelve of them at that. It takes that many to get all the logistics and paper trails in order.

I hope these derelects both a) are bankrupted and b) holed up in prison. They're poison people.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2026 04:59 PM (oji8u)

35 I have important information about this case. Click on THIS LINK if you want to know more.

Whoops that was my dick, did you like it?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 04, 2026 04:59 PM (1wjle)

36 Every time 'cavernous nostrils' appears in the title it introduces front hole chaos for the obliging man in her life.
So many holes, so little time remaining before the money runs out.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 04, 2026 04:59 PM (FCPbW)

37 Tucker has turned into a real loon, but even worse, he's a boring loon.

Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 04:59 PM (lCppi)

38 This major dumping happened recently

what dumping?
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

Her lawyers in the Macron case! "Marc Kasowitz Departs Candace Owens’ Legal Team in Macron Defamation Case."
Marc Kasowitz is a famous individual. Represent high profile individuals (Trump) and companies, like Israel's Teva!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:00 PM (GD0B3)

39 28 I didn't check for mouse breathing
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Good call. That's a good way to get hantavirus.
Posted by: a ghost haunting the MV Hondius at May 04, 2026 04:57 PM (VHUov)

and Mouth to Mouse Resuscitation is Right Out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 05:00 PM (rGqqI)

40 Carlson has fanbois? I thought the major division here was between people who thought he was cool 8-10 years ago and now are embarrassed (like me), and people who always thought he was a bowtied ponce and overrated.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (gKWVE)

41
Sorry, I still don't understand what 'Woke Right' means.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

It's sort of like cold heat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (Cqx++)

42 24 Ben Shapiro IS an asshole.

His sister has a bodacious set of tata's though

https://tinyurl.com/4nr2hbsv

Posted by: Gal Sharpton LOL at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (abIsI)

43 >>>Her lawyers in the Macron case! "Marc Kasowitz Departs Candace Owens’ Legal Team in Macron Defamation Case."
Marc Kasowitz is a famous individual. Represent high profile individuals (Trump) and companies, like Israel's Teva!

ah, thank you. I thought maybe her gayfag "husband" dumped her and I missed it.

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (1wjle)

44 "Twelve lieutenant colonels" did not make the final cut to be the last verse of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (xvhJH)

45 So Loomer had enough of Candace's BS, and started paying attention to her. Dropping file after file. On Ovens, her lawyers, her family life, her "husband's" proclivities.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (GD0B3)

46 off nostril sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (abIsI)

47 Magistrate Judge Faruqui now comparing Allen to Jan. 6 defendants, saying they were treated better than Allen was.

"Pardons may erase convictions but they do not erase history," the magistrate judge says. "I never had a Jan. 6 defendant ... put in 5-point restraints or in a 'safe cell.'"

Faruqui hammering on the J6 comparison. Says he spent 4 years "Watching what I would say seems to be … analogous conduct. People allegedly trying to harm elected officials based on their political beliefs. The way that things are playing out [for Allen] is vastly different."

Posted by: SMOD at May 04, 2026 05:02 PM (RHGPo)

48 What a Lineup of Duschebaggery;

Piers Morgan, Some Cuck, Derp Smith and Buckley Carlson.

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2026 05:02 PM (Lu7y1)

49 Here's a link to Ben Shapiro's sister's ta-tas

tinyurl.ericsween

whoops that was my ween again, did it make you horny?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 04, 2026 05:02 PM (1wjle)

50 ah, thank you. I thought maybe her gayfag "husband" dumped her and I missed it.
Posted by: ace at May 04, 2026 05:01 PM (1wjle)

that one is most likely coming; she is starting to cost him and possibly his daddy a lot of money and bad press

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:03 PM (GD0B3)

51 didn't check for mouse breathing
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Good call. That's a good way to get hantavirus.
Posted by: a ghost haunting the MV Hondius at May 04, 2026

***
I wasn't about to give the little bugger CPR!

I washed my hands and sprayed disinfectant on them afterward, as I had touched the body. In the dim light I thought it was just one of the cats' toys.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 04, 2026 05:03 PM (wzUl9)

52 Imma going out on a limb and say it's something to do with his sister's boobs.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2026 04:53 PM (xvhJH)

Its like your psychic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

53 Its like your psychic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:04 PM (zZu0s)
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I know this audience.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2026 05:04 PM (xvhJH)

54 That's right. A "top-secret" rendezvous of co-conspirators always just let whomever walk in whenever and observe. Happens every day. That's how you KNOW it's Top Secret. And twelve of them at that. It takes that many to get all the logistics and paper trails in order.

I hope these derelects both a) are bankrupted and b) holed up in prison. They're poison people.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2026 04:59 PM (oji8u)

I read a bit of background - Harpole had tickets and travel receipts proving that he was in DFW at the time this alleged meeting in Arizona took place. He provided this info to Candace when she told him she was looking at it - and she then publicly accused him of being at that meeting AFTER she was shown the evidence that he was 2 states away at the time.

This is most likely enough to pass the "Actual Malice" test for a defamation lawsuit. Candace knew the accusations were false when she broadcast them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 05:05 PM (rGqqI)

55 Tucker's schtick (Owen's, too) is that they're just "asking questions."

Everything is a question. "Just wondering!" "Just asking...!" I think it's mainly a way of avoiding lawsuits, but there's no value to a bunch of questions without answers. Any 2 year old can ask questions.

Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 05:05 PM (lCppi)

56 She could give Geddy Lee a run for his money in the nose dept, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

57 now, the Cucker story; he fucked up his tiny brain that's for sure; he was always a talentless nepo douche, propped up by teams of producers and writers, but now he is acting like a post-stroke psychopath

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:06 PM (GD0B3)

58 I just found Jeremy Boering's podcast last week . It's good- interesting guests and in depth discussions of important issues.

Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 05:06 PM (lCppi)

59 I like the stink lines coming up from her pile.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 05:07 PM (4NO2D)

60
tinyurl.ericsween

whoops that was my ween again, did it make you horny?
Posted by: Eric Swalwell

It somewhat resembled a penis. Except smaller.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 05:07 PM (Cqx++)

61 disgusting cowards

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 04, 2026 05:07 PM (j+aD2)

62 It's exactly like Trump said, massive breakdown after being fired by Fox. Could not take it.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:07 PM (GD0B3)

63 OT per Insty

UPDATE: "An individual has been SHOT by Secret Service at 15th Street & Independence Ave (near White House).

The individual is in custody. He reportedly had a gun.

His condition is currently unknown. All Secret Service officers safe."

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2026 05:08 PM (lJ0H4)

64 I never liked or even understood the term "Woke Right" until about six months ago. Now I think it's an extremely apt description.

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But here's the thing, they are not on the Right or of the Right. They are squarely with the sinister Left but pretending to be Right so they can muddy the waters and the muddier the better.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 05:08 PM (Tbs6N)

65 I just found Jeremy Boering's podcast last week . It's good- interesting guests and in depth discussions of important issues.
Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 05:06 PM (lCppi)

His episode 11 , I think, did a nice breakdown and takedown of the entire Woke Reich Industry.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:08 PM (GD0B3)

66 Any 2 year old can ask questions.
Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 05:05 PM (lCppi)

Ita the same phenomenon ace observed on this very page 20 years ago with John Fucking Kerry. 'Some people say' is the same passive aggressive cock gobbling that 'Just asking questions' is now. It allows you to say something outrageous and then if someone calls your ass, you retreat to it just being something you heard or that you were asking a question.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:09 PM (zZu0s)

67 But here's the thing, they are not on the Right or of the Right. They are squarely with the sinister Left but pretending to be Right so they can muddy the waters and the muddier the better.
Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 05:08 PM (Tbs6N)

They will also tell you that Christianity and Islam are completely compatible and all Christians should welcome their new Muslim overlords.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 05:10 PM (rGqqI)

68 I saw Perfidious Jew open for Felonius Monk at the Apollo in 1982.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 04, 2026 05:10 PM (MDua2)

69 Carlson was a bowtied ponce. Nowadays he’s lost the bowtie.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 04, 2026 05:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

70 An important detail: "Fort Huachuca is a United States Army installation in Cochise County in southeast Arizona, approximately 15 miles (24 km) north of the border with Mexico and at the northern end of the Huachuca Mountains, adjacent to the town of Sierra Vista." So, that is not in easy driving distance from Dallas, Tex.

Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 05:11 PM (Sy6m/)

71 I get the feeling that Candace is going to have a tragic accident, like Princess Diana. She's too insane to keep by his level of notoriety going and tragedy is in the offing. Whom the Gods destroy, they first make mad

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 05:13 PM (gu0hJ)

72 SciVo: "So, that is not in easy driving distance from Dallas, Tex."

Unless you have a UFO. Which don't exist. *wink*wink

Man, this is getting deeep. This has to be real.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2026 05:13 PM (oji8u)

73 I actually do throw dog poop and other assorted debris over my back fence. There is nothing back there except woods and, maybe an occasional hobo, so I'm building up a hedgerow on the other side of the fence.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:13 PM (vFG9F)

74 Whom the Gods destroy, they first make mad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 05:13 PM (gu0hJ)
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*scribbles hastily*

Posted by: Friedrich Nietzsche at May 04, 2026 05:14 PM (xvhJH)

75 Whom the Gods destroy, they first make mad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 05:13 PM (gu0hJ)

I could see some sort of drug addiction, but I think her shit is mostly in her head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:14 PM (zZu0s)

76 "Gal Sharpton"

When you're 6 courses into a fine cruelty dinner, here comes Ace with dessert.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 04, 2026 05:14 PM (HXjNc)

77 SciVo: "So, that is not in easy driving distance from Dallas, Tex."

Unless you have a UFO. Which don't exist. *wink*wink

Man, this is getting deeep. This has to be real.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2026 05:13 PM

*cough*

Posted by: George Bush's SR72 at May 04, 2026 05:15 PM (4NO2D)

78 Tucker and Candice need to move on to more interesting conspiracy theories, like Roswell or Bigfoot.

The "Evil Jooooos!" schtick is lame and gay.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 04, 2026 05:16 PM (6p6Q6)

79 Gal Gadot >>>>>>>> Gal Sharpton

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2026 05:16 PM (xvhJH)

80 That was about 8 am. At 8:30 I left the apartment and looked, and he was gone. Either he was unconscious and not dead when I found him -- I didn't check for mouse breathing -- woke up and ran away, or a crow or feral cat got itself a treat this morning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 04, 2026 04:54 PM (wzUl9)
You don't suppose that mouse ever worked for the clintoons or ubamas?

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2026 05:16 PM (LHPAg)

81 So, that is not in easy driving distance from Dallas, Tex.
Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 05:11 PM (Sy6m/)

There is no commercial air service to Sierra Vista Airport, either (the other side of the airport is Libby Army Airfield which is on Fort Huachuca). Tucson is the closest airport over an hour's drive time away.

This meeting never happened. Everyone knows it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 04, 2026 05:16 PM (g8n7x)

82 At what point can we just start ignoring these idiots because they're clearly fucking retarded?

I get policing "our side" but damn if I don't find talking about what dumb shit one of these two clownfarts did this week entirely exhausting.

Posted by: ballistic at May 04, 2026 05:16 PM (oqH4h)

83 soon

Posted by: zombie mouse at May 04, 2026 05:18 PM (vFG9F)

84 Hey Ace, did you see that Captain Whitebread died?

Morons continue violating your command.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 05:18 PM (4NO2D)

85 Cucker Tarlson has grown to love the sound of his own voice. His giggles, the inflection, he's gay for himself.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 05:18 PM (Fbc0I)

86 Saw a podcast with a while ago with Mr. Harpole (forget which one). My overall impression was that he was a squirrely little bastard who I wouldn't trust as far as he could be thrown. Just a data point, but by all means, sue away.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 04, 2026 05:18 PM (QaH55)

87 Dana Loesch

Suddenly I'm in the mood for an India Summer "educational film".

Posted by: far cry at May 04, 2026 05:18 PM (wBRco)

88 Candace Owens, "right wing firebrand". Nope, nope, noppetty-nope. She is not right wing, she is not a firebrand. She is an opportunistic blowhard with no moral compass.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar8)

89 You know, if I get eaten by a crocodile, just leave me in there. Don't waste a bunch of money retrieving my dumb ass.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:20 PM (vFG9F)

90 ballistic: "I get policing 'our side' but damn if I don't find talking about what dumb shit one of these two clownfarts did this week entirely exhausting."

It's like The View, The NYTimes, Kimmel, Stephen King, DeNiro, Springsteen, and an endless parade of useful idjits. Get Off My Planet, Dummies!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2026 05:20 PM (oji8u)

91 the headline:

"Cop is lowered by helicopter into crocodile-infested river to retrieve dead businessman still INSIDE beast that had eaten him"

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:21 PM (vFG9F)

92 I'm guessing there is a bunch of slimy grifters in TPUSA, just like any organization, but Candace seems pretty damn loony.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:21 PM (n5tGW)

93 If it was not Ron DeSantis and possibly a few other brave governors, 2026 election would have been sad. Because of these assholes who are clearly working for the Ds, and are funded by overseas garbage actors like Turkey (huge online deso ops), Qatar, China, Russia (no one in Russia knows what Dugin is, nor does he know English, but somehow his English musings are being promoted all over X). They are all an op.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:21 PM (GD0B3)

94 You know, if I get eaten by a crocodile, just leave me in there. Don't waste a bunch of money retrieving my dumb ass.
Posted by: fd

Ok, but please your wallet and other valuables in the car.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 04, 2026 05:21 PM (36bTp)

95 I was arguing with a Candy cultist, saying she wanted bullet points on times she accused Erika of murdering Charlie....I thought, let me use ChatGPT (Grok has very little for free these days )and...found out...Charlie Kirk...was not murdered, was still alive! The next level in Candy's grift

Posted by: zigggggy at May 04, 2026 05:22 PM (EDeJ/)

96 I saw RussiaGate 2.0 along with RussiaGate, The Manchurian Candidate, Seven Days in May, The Parallax View, and All the President's Men, in a Political Fiction All-Niter lineup at the *Twi*Lite* Drive In, Coat Hanger, Wyoming, summer of '77.

Posted by: Gref at May 04, 2026 05:22 PM (5rh/l)

97 The cheese is all the way off the cracker.

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 05:22 PM (z2aPa)

98 The epistemic closure business was perfected a long time ago by Noam Chomsky. I always called it the "Chomsky Shuffle." He would pile up one fantastic presumption upon another, each time saying in a dismissive manner that the predicate one was indisputable, common knowledge, too obvious even to bother discussing, so let's move on to the next. His groupies ate it up.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 04, 2026 05:22 PM (E2lD7)

99 Candice has a long mustache.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 05:23 PM (4NO2D)

100 We make enemies of the country judges. Nice.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 05:24 PM (YwEeS)

101 " Candice has a long mustache.
Posted by: toby928(c)"

Tranny or facelift?

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:24 PM (vFG9F)

102 She is an opportunistic blowhard with no moral compass.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar

High functioning Narcissist. I don't like using that term but with her it's hard not to.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 04, 2026 05:24 PM (E2lD7)

103 If you put two Tuckers in the same room, they'd be fornicating within 10 minutes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 05:25 PM (Fbc0I)

104 The Croc has tasted the Businessman.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:25 PM (n5tGW)

105 I'm guessing there is a bunch of slimy grifters in TPUSA, just like any organization, but Candace seems pretty damn loony.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:21 PM (n5tGW)

she got kicked out of TPUSA; some whisper it was for inappropriate behavior toward one Charles Kirk

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)

106 Kelly Ann Conway has an excellent plastic surgeon.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 04, 2026 05:26 PM (3ImbR)

107 97 The cheese is all the way off the cracker.

The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Ben Had

Insane in the membrane.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 05:26 PM (abIsI)

108 " Candice has a long mustache.
Posted by: toby928(c)"

Tranny or facelift?
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:24 PM (vFG9F)

Willie Nelson!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 05:26 PM (wVcYX)

109 106 Kelly Ann Conway has an excellent plastic surgeon.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 04, 2026 05:26 PM (3ImbR)

She still married to the Toad?

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:27 PM (Gqar8)

110 Ols Buckley Carlson is unfortunate looking.... Hard life ? ... Or hard drinking...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 05:27 PM (dFjQQ)

111 Over at Twitchy there is a truly weird story. A lady by the last name of Neumann who is Mallory McMorrow's co chairman of her campaign posted a happy Veterans Day to her grandfather who served in the Wehrmacht and escaped to Brazil after the war. The Washington Free Beacon reposted it and now she has some feminist lawyer threatening a lawsuit. First Platner, now this clown. But Trump's a Nazi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 05:27 PM (gu0hJ)

112 Crocs >> Tucker's gay loafers

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 05:28 PM (abIsI)

113 He also claimed that " " " They " " " are ruthlessly attacking JD Vance, persons apparently vaguely connected to Marco Rubio, and says he knows, for a fact, that " " " They " " " are engaging in this hateful disparagement operation against Vance.

When he's asked who this " " " They " " " are whom he claims he "knows" are attacking Vance, he says "I honestly don't know."

The only person/people from 'the right' who I've seen attack Vance is Fuentes & the Groypers because Vance married an Indian woman and they are flat-out racists..

You know, the same Nick Fuentes Tucker interviewed last year like an excited schoolboy meeting his new hero.

Now it's Rubio the neocon behind it all?
Sure, sure, Tucker.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 04, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

114 This ecosystem of retards does not exist by itself, all kinds of bad actors are fueling it, buying bot farms to boost them on the internets, etc. Turkey is a major player. It is all part of an op. Exposing them is a good thing. I always suspected Mario Nawfal to be an op. his pattern fits perfectly. He exposed himself during Iran's operation.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:29 PM (GD0B3)

115 87 Dana Loesch

Suddenly I'm in the mood for an India Summer "educational film".
Posted by: far cry at May 04, 2026 05:18 PM (wBRco)

I have met her, briefly, at a SHOT Show couple years back. A focused woman. Her hubby is a complete normie and unsurprisingly based.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at May 04, 2026 05:29 PM (bgJ0E)

116 Being in the Wehrmacht was not a crime. I suspect there is much more to Grandpa's story than that.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)

117 *waves wildly to NZFrank*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 05:30 PM (z2aPa)

118 Dana Loesch is pretty cool.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:30 PM (GD0B3)

119 I have met her, briefly, at a SHOT Show couple years back. A focused woman. Her hubby is a complete normie and unsurprisingly based.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at May 04, 2026 05:29 PM (bgJ0E)

I am assuming you mean Loesch and not India Summer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

120 'Some people say' is the same passive aggressive cock gobbling that 'Just asking questions' is now. It allows you to say something outrageous and then if someone calls your ass, you retreat to it just being something you heard or that you were asking a question.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:09 PM (zZu0s)

Katie Couric used to do this all the time.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 04, 2026 05:32 PM (U/s6V)

121 118 Dana Loesch is pretty cool.
Posted by: runner

Soon after she left Glen Beckkkkk she started with the Super Beet ads. It's the circulatory super-food doncha know.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 05:32 PM (abIsI)

122 I had heard something about the Hodgetwins defending Carlson & decided to ask AI.

R - Yes, the Hodgetwins (Keith and Kevin Hodge) have historically and consistently defended Tucker Carlson.

Defending Content and Narrative: The Hodgetwins have defended Carlson against criticism regarding his interviews and narratives, arguing that he was targeted for not conforming to mainstream media narratives.

Support via Media: They have featured discussions on their platforms, including appearing on Megyn Kelly's show to argue that leaked videos of Carlson actually "humanized" him rather than damaging his reputation.

Alignment on Issues: The Hodgetwins have aligned with Carlson on various, sometimes controversial, political stances, including criticizing US foreign policy and, in some instances, joining him in questioning pro-Israel perspectives within the conservative movement.

Support for Supporters: They have amplified support for Carlson from other figures, such as highlighting* when JD Vance defended him at Turning Point USA.

They are part of a broader "internet right" ecosystem that often acts as a protective, media-focused coalition for figures like Carlson and Donald Trump.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 04, 2026 05:33 PM (NFX2v)

123 As of early May 2026, the Hodgetwins and Tucker Carlson have been involved in discussions regarding the political landscape, particularly focusing on the administration of President Donald Trump (in office as of January 20, 2025).

Key highlights as of May 2026:
Podcast Appearance & Political Discussion: Charlie Sheen appeared on the "Hodgetwins Podcast" (published May 2, 2026), where he discussed Tucker Carlson, suggesting that many people would support a presidential bid from him. (More)

So, Tucker Carlson's Neoconservative or part of the Left to takedown Trump BUT not outright saying so * as son, Buckley, continues to work for J.D. Vance.

Again, completely sick of Carlson & Owens, and Erica is beginning to wear on me.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 04, 2026 05:33 PM (NFX2v)

124 I think that Owens and Carlson are both crazy and that they are also being paid off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 05:33 PM (8Xy/A)

125 That would be the MONEY SHOT show.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:33 PM (vFG9F)

126 Some People Say = Unnamed Sources

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:33 PM (Gqar8)

127 She still married to the Toad?
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:27 PM (Gqar

~~~~~

No, and he is looking gayer every day.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 04, 2026 05:34 PM (3ImbR)

128 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 04, 2026 05:33 PM (NFX2v)

His nepo son don't work for the WH no moar.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:34 PM (GD0B3)

129 No, and he is looking gayer every day.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 04, 2026 05:34 PM (3ImbR)
------

That dude has been puffing peter for decades or I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: ballistic at May 04, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)

130 Tim Conway>>>>>George Conway

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar8)

131 91 the headline:

"Cop is lowered by helicopter into crocodile-infested river to retrieve dead businessman still INSIDE beast that had eaten him"

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:21 PM (vFG9F)

Photos (no blood and guts) and story here:

https://tinyurl.com/4hb9ch2b

When did Ace last have a cute baby crocodiles cafe?

Posted by: Gref at May 04, 2026 05:36 PM (5rh/l)

132 Tim Conway>>>>>George Conway
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar

That comparison is an insult to Dorf and Harvey Korman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

133 Guy with a gun shot (but not killed) at white house

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 05:37 PM (GhIJO)

134 *waves back* Hi Ben Had. How you doing?

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at May 04, 2026 05:38 PM (bgJ0E)

135 It appears some French (not their govt) have woken up also 20 years too late:

A majority of French citizens now believe they are witnessing a demographic replacement of the French population by non-European populations, mainly from Africa.

66 percent of French respondents view the demographic change as a negative development.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:38 PM (n5tGW)

136 132 Tim Conway>>>>>George Conway
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar

That comparison is an insult to Dorf and Harvey Korman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

True dat. Watched some old Carol Burnett shows on Prime. Conway was genius. Korman was really good too.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8)

137 >>>That dude has been puffing peter for decades or I'll eat my hat.
~~~~~

Would not surprise me at all.

BTW, I think George is running for congress to fill Nadler's seat. If anyone can do that, it's George.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 04, 2026 05:39 PM (3ImbR)

138 Irwin Maimway>>>>>George Conway

Remember when Candice interviewed Irwin on SNL? I do.

youtu.be/veMiNQifZcM

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

139 130 Tim Conway>>>>>George Conway
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar

Conway Twitty > Tim Conway

Posted by: ballistic at May 04, 2026 05:39 PM (oqH4h)

140 Russia and Ukraine declaring a ceasefire but they can't get the dates straight.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (z2aPa)

141 37 Tucker has turned into a real loon, but even worse, he's a boring loon.

but is he a loon full of sugar?

Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (oY6Yp)

142 I would not be surprised to find out that Tucker and/or Candace are being paid to do this crap from within the US intelligence community. I like John Ratcliffe but I don't think he has total control of the CIA. Maybe it's retiree's like Brennan, but the way it's being played in the propaganda ministries as part of a"MAGA civil war" sounds like an op

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (gu0hJ)

143 128. His nepo son don't work for the WH no moar.
Posted by: runner

Thanks! Even more interesting.

No, Buckley Carlson is no longer with Vice President JD Vance's office. As of April 2026, he left his position as deputy press secretary to transition into the private sector, specifically to start a political consulting firm.

While reports noted his departure during tensions between his father, Tucker Carlson, and the administration, officials stated he planned to leave in December 2025 and stayed for a smooth transition.

🤔

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (NFX2v)

144 Guy with a gun shot (but not killed) at white house
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Not important. It's the night of the Met Gala don't cha know.

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (lJ0H4)

145 140 Russia and Ukraine declaring a ceasefire but they can't get the dates straight.

this is a gregorian vs julian calendar thing, right?

Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (oY6Yp)

146 Russia and Ukraine declaring a ceasefire but they can't get the dates straight.

==
that will not work!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (GD0B3)

147 Dana Andrews >>> Dana Loesch

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 05:41 PM (wVcYX)

148 I thought it was May 8 and 9.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:41 PM (GD0B3)

149
CandiO has cranked up the googliness of her eyes to 11!

She is engaged in talks with 11han 0mar to search for synergistic avenues for them to pursue in order to ramp up the KRAZINESS!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 04, 2026 05:41 PM (xG4kz)

150 141 37 Tucker has turned into a real loon, but even worse, he's a boring loon.

but is he a loon full of sugar?
Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:40 PM (oY6Yp)

Does it help the Jew Hate go diwn?

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)

151 37 Tucker has turned into a real loon, but even worse, he's a boring loon.

Cramazing person he is.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 05:42 PM (abIsI)

152 Russia and Ukraine declaring a ceasefire but they can't get the dates straight. >>>

They should stick with prunes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:42 PM (n5tGW)

153 tubal: "True dat. Watched some old Carol Burnett shows on Prime. Conway was genius. Korman was really good too."

That was one of my favorite duos. I always look for the point where Conway goes off script to get Korman to break character. It's the joke in between the jokes. So fun.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2026 05:42 PM (oji8u)

154 We can still do better and must do better than be represented by Lindsey and Shapiro: it's a sign of how far Carlson has fallen that it's better to side with those dorks.

Posted by: Bubba at May 04, 2026 05:42 PM (uQ0NR)

155 78 Tucker and Candice need to move on to more interesting conspiracy theories, like Roswell or Bigfoot.

The "Evil Jooooos!" schtick is lame and gay.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 04, 2026 05:16 PM (6p6Q6)

They would just find a way to shoehorn Jews into the other topic anyway. Find UFO researchers that were ELOW (Early Life on Wikipedia) and, after controversial debunkings, mysteriously disappeared (into a Mossad asset protection program?!? just asking!!). Or, find a newly discovered ancient Judaic tradition of faking cryptids. Or something.

It's a lazy man's cult leader technique. You need the appearance of having secret wisdom that the mark can't get anywhere else, so once you latch onto a thematic element in your secret history of the world, just keep on elaborating on it in every other context. Don't make it too complicated, or you'll trip yourself up trying to remember which things are Illuminati and which are reptilians (BIRM).

Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 05:42 PM (Sy6m/)

156 Who is this Owens person you speak of?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2026 05:42 PM (Kyh8Y)

157 135 66 percent of French respondents view the demographic change as a negative development.

but the important question is whether 66% of french respondents represents the majority of the population.

Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:42 PM (oY6Yp)

158 runner, those are the dates Putin said. Zelensky is saying it's 2 days earlier.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 05:43 PM (z2aPa)

159 >>>I like John Ratcliffe but I don't think he has total control of the CIA.
~~~~~

There is a group of CIA (maybe former CIA?) people who are actively trying to oust Trump/foment color revolution. JackStraw would have more details.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 04, 2026 05:43 PM (3ImbR)

160
this is a gregorian vs julian calendar thing, right?

Nope, gregarian vs jigglian calendars. They've transitioned to an adjacent timeline separate from we common folk.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 04, 2026 05:44 PM (xG4kz)

161 I hope this is the first of many lawsuits against Candace Owens. I don't know much about the people who run TPUSA but you don't even have to like them to see that what Owens is doing to them, particularly to Erika Kirk but to the others as well, is downright demonic. I hope they take her to the cleaners.

Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2026 05:44 PM (afFes)

162 37 Tucker has turned into a real loon, but even worse, he's a boring loon.

That NY Times interview was ruinous. He's sinking fast.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 04, 2026 05:44 PM (E2lD7)

163 those are the dates Putin said. Zelensky is saying it's 2 days earlier.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 05:43 PM (z2aPa)

what a dick

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)

164 Ben Shapiro will soon be able to buy a larger tree to bake delicious cookies in.

Gal Sharpton is flaming out and it's great to see.

Qatarzan Carlson looks like the opening crash on $6,000,000 Man right now.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 05:45 PM (o4/by)

165 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 04, 2026 05:45 PM (LdBR/)

166 Putin and Zelinski are both tremendously corrupt leaders, they can shoot at each other forever as far as I care.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:45 PM (n5tGW)

167 121 118 Dana Loesch is pretty cool.
Posted by: runner

Soon after she left Glen Beckkkkk she started with the Super Beet ads. It's the circulatory super-food doncha know.

powdered borshch is your friend

Posted by: dana loesch, in the pocket of big borshch at May 04, 2026 05:46 PM (oY6Yp)

168 And I have no idea at all what happened to Tucker Carlson. This is all so confusing to me so I tend to avoid thinking about it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2026 05:46 PM (afFes)

169 "Gal Sharpton" is so good. Ouch, very ouch.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 04, 2026 05:46 PM (cS1cw)

170 > Cop is lowered by helicopter into crocodile-infested river to retrieve dead businessman still INSIDE beast that had eaten him

They found six pairs of shoes inside the thing. They weren't just retrieving the businessman's body. They were killing a serial man-eater.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 05:47 PM (mkw2N)

171 There is a group of CIA (maybe former CIA?) people who are actively trying to oust Trump/foment color revolution. JackStraw would have more details.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 04, 2026 05:43 PM (3ImbR)

Ive seen 2 on YouTube recently, both claiming to still have lots and lots of intelligence. And revealing a lot of tradecraft, but I guess that's old news.

Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 05:48 PM (lCppi)

172 >>>Who is this Owens person you speak of?

Posted by: Tonypete

>I believe this is the 'Cavernous Nostrils' individual referred to in the post.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Fbc0I)

173 11 Light Colonels in one room sounds like a national security risk to me.

Seems like overkill even if it wasn't made up bullshit.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 05:51 PM (u/Bbx)

174 No, and THAT hatred is starting to mobilize & flare-up again.

>The Jerusalem Post, May 3, 2026: Pennsylvania's Swarthmore College sees 'hundreds of acts' of anti-Israel vandalism
Graffiti was spray-painted on buildings, trees, fences, and walkways, and while the college staff was working to remove the damage.

Aside: I live not far and went to the Swarthmore Craft Market the other day. Such a beautiful, wealthy town with some of the most elitist kids ever imaginable in the college. smh
--
>AI Overview, At Swarthmore College in 2026, "divest" refers to student-led demands for the institution to remove endowment funds from companies involved in the Israeli occupation of Palestinian territories, specifically following calls from the Swarthmore Palestine Coalition. This movement aims to align the college’s $1.8 billion endowment with ethical, social justice, and anti-war values.

>The Phoenix: April 2026, 'Swarthmore Called the Police on Our Protest. Now I’m Preparing for Trial.'

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 04, 2026 05:53 PM (NFX2v)

175 Another defamation action threatened.

MI Dem Chairwoman Honors Nazi Grandpa on Veterans Day — Then Threatens to Sue Free Beacon for Noticing

Check the evidence at the link.

https://tinyurl.com/yf3znmmj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)

176 I saw a photo, I think (who knows) from a lawsuit she had years ago with an apartment she rented. Claimed black mold gave her a rash and brain problems. Her hair was in a turban or do rag. The apt owners fired back that she created the black mold (unsure how you do this). The apt owners won.

There was a photo of Cavernous Nostrils with the lawsuit, up close and personal, and you could see up the nostrils that there is no brain. No scope needed.

The rash? Picked zits on her cheeks. I should know because I am a pretend dermatologist daily.

I hope she's sued to beyond and back for what she's said and done to Mrs. Kirk. Left with nothing as her husband takes her kids and flees.

I have no pity for her and think she's psycho and needs to be locked up.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (WONhk)

177 87 Dana Loesch

Suddenly I'm in the mood for an India Summer "educational film".
Posted by: far cry at May 04, 2026 05:18 PM (wBRco)

I hate to admit but i know who both of these people are and am a bit disappointed i never noticed this before...

Posted by: Nelly at May 04, 2026 06:06 PM (6+ehB)

178
Qatuck Qatarlson has become Nathan Thurm, the obsequious and sniveling lawyer from his days on SNL

https://youtu.be/ql4tBfOTTk0?si=KxvjxLxQtjbHUugf

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 04, 2026 06:07 PM (xG4kz)

179
Qatuck Qatarlson has become Nathan Thurm, the obsequious and sniveling lawyer from his days on SNL

https://youtu.be/ql4tBfOTTk0?si=KxvjxLxQtjbHUugf

lawyer ... portrayed by Martin Short ... from

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 04, 2026 06:09 PM (xG4kz)

180 Carlson is such a dunderhead. Look at him! His frowny face of idiocy. I never said that!

I'm telling you the toupee glue is on too tight to cause the frowns, and seeping into his bloodstream. He might as well eat a Tide Pod and be done with it!

I'd like to see him mate with Greta Thunderdome to see the dumb spawn the'd produce. I realize this is also a nightmare thought in many ways.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (WONhk)

181
I'd like to see him mate with Greta Thunderdome to see the dumb spawn the'd produce. I realize this is also a nightmare thought in many ways.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (WONhk)

Thank you for that horrible mental image. I honestly don't know which one of them would hate that experience more. I still see Greta as just screaming the entire time like she found a talking cockroach in her shower and then there's Tucker trying to pretend to be a virile man; his mantra? 'just keep thinking of Barrack; it's Barrack screaming after he found his chef'

Posted by: Nelly at May 04, 2026 06:24 PM (6+ehB)

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