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Daily Tech News 2 May 2026

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  • Just five days ago I wrote this:

    It's been a while since we've had a big tech news story. No disasters, no miracles. Things haven't suddenly gotten better - or at least, not much, and they haven't gotten drastically worse.

    Well.

    A Linux exploit has been found that instantly grants root access to local users on most Linux versions released since 2017. (Tom's Hardware)
    Although it's not a zero-day and the kernel has already gotten a patch, the short disclosure window gave distro makers relatively little time to react. Affected variants include (but aren't limited to) Ubuntu 24 (version 26 was just released last week), RHEL 10, Suse 16, and Amazon Linux 2023. Even Windows' WSL2 is affected, and all it takes is 732 bytes to do it.
    Fortunately for me, only one server was potentially vulnerable, and that one didn't have the affected module loaded, and I've now disabled it completely.

    But even more sysadmins are having a bad day.


  • Like the ones at Canonical - the company behind the popular Ubuntu Linux release - whose corporate servers are mostly dead right now thanks to a massive ongoing DDOS attack. (Tom's Hardware)

    If you've already installed Ubuntu you are still able to load updates - like the patch for the so-called CopyFail bug mentioned above - from the numerous mirrors, which don't seem to be affected at all.


  • My other server - not this one, but where my own blog and many others are hosted - decided to drop dead, completely unrelated to all the other drama going on in the Linux world.

    Fortunately I set it up years ago to make migrations easy - and to keep backups separate from the system disk. But it still took a few hours to get it all working smoothly.

    The silverfish lining is that I've wanted to do this for months but it never hit the top of my to do list. I already had a new server, twice the size of the old one and actually cheaper. So that's where those sites are running now.


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Disclaimer: Blerk.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at May 02, 2026 04:31 AM (8rTNG)

2 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2026 04:32 AM (jrKun)

3 Glad I got my MacBook when I did then.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2026 04:36 AM (jrKun)

4 Just five days ago I wrote this:

It's been a while since we've had a big tech news story.


just had to jinx it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic Just Being Critical, Again . . . at May 02, 2026 04:37 AM (3ZUWJ)

5 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at May 02, 2026 04:39 AM (V0/Sp)

6 Australian Crawl - Errol

That was fun.

Posted by: m at May 02, 2026 04:39 AM (8rTNG)

7 >>> Fortunately I set it up years ago to make migrations easy - and to keep backups separate from the system disk. But it still took a few hours to get it all working smoothly.

The silverfish lining is that I've wanted to do this for months but it never hit the top of my to do list. I already had a new server, twice the size of the old one and actually cheaper. So that's where those sites are running now.

Go Pixy!

Posted by: fluffy at May 02, 2026 04:40 AM (V0/Sp)

8 "The silverfish lining"

?

Posted by: m at May 02, 2026 04:40 AM (8rTNG)

9 8 "The silverfish lining"

?
Posted by: m


We have silver at home.

Silver at home:

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 02, 2026 04:46 AM (BLOW1)

10 Hi ho, Silver!

Posted by: m at May 02, 2026 04:50 AM (8rTNG)

11 >>> Australian Crawl - Errol
That was fun.

Sounded rhythmically complex. Or maybe I have simple ears.

Posted by: fluffy at May 02, 2026 04:58 AM (V0/Sp)

12 9 8 "The silverfish lining"

?
Posted by: m

We have silver at home.

Silver at home:
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 02, 2026 04:46 AM (BLOW1)

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: m at May 02, 2026 05:02 AM (8rTNG)

13 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2026 05:03 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Silverfish are best paired with a green mango chutney.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 02, 2026 05:15 AM (Fbc0I)

15 Correct me if I am wrong, but i take the "local privilege escalation" aspect of copyfail to mean that some meat popsicle with physical access and an account on the system must run the exploit code for copyfail to succeed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 02, 2026 05:46 AM (dK+Kv)

16 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at May 02, 2026 05:46 AM (pFqNV)

17
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2026 05:55 AM (2/MrR)

18 are silverfish the new gerbils?

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 02, 2026 05:56 AM (jrgJz)

19 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Grempht.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 02, 2026 06:04 AM (xvhJH)

20 https://moonbattery.com/open-thread_260501/#disqus_thread

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 02, 2026 06:04 AM (jrgJz)

21 Yesterday I walked at the park and saw and smelled an Oleaster plant , which looks rather like honeysuckle. It is probably an invasive plant but it smells and looks very nice. Then a very small iridescent blue butterfly landed on my landed on my pants leg. It was lovely. What kinds of beautiful things do you see near where you live?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2026 06:15 AM (Yl2Ob)

22 Man from MI writes a reflection on Matthew 6:25-34 and "Beat the Train":

https://tinyurl.com/58ykp5dz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2026 06:19 AM (2sfNr)

23 Fell back asleep

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2026 06:19 AM (Ia/+0)

24 18 are silverfish the new gerbils?
Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 02, 2026 05:56 AM (jrgJz)

ewwww

Posted by: m at May 02, 2026 06:21 AM (8rTNG)

25 Mornin' Horde. Just got up. Sipping hot coffee...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 02, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

26 15 Correct me if I am wrong, but i take the "local privilege escalation" aspect of copyfail to mean that some meat popsicle with physical access and an account on the system must run the exploit code for copyfail to succeed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Correct. That's become a lot less common in paid services over the years, partly because problems like this keep cropping up.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 02, 2026 06:26 AM (BLOW1)

27 Evening and morning for this first Saturn's Day of May to all the far-flung satellites of AoSHQ! Oddly nippy for here this morning, 56, with yesterday's afternoon rain blown out and a brisk west wind. I may go out to breakfast a little later!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

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