Tonight's ONT Has A Surprising Amount Of Indian Content

Hi everyone! So, can anyone tell me the state of the world this week?

Fido Friday: Fun!

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I thought this was America

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I'm lovin' it

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Bon mot

Waiter, this steak is too tender and juicy. I don't want it.

Electric slide

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There's a weird online trend lately of posting videos of Indians dying in incredibly stupid ways. I don't know where it came from, but it's been all over lately. A lot of western folks wonder why bystanders in the clips often just stand by and don't try to help.

Well, Indian society has a cultural norm that explains it:

Izzat

Couple that with another aspect of their culture:

Jugaad

Together these form a culture that is rather antithetical to traditional western norms

The results are not pretty

Let's import millions more, shall we?

Indian remake of Titanic

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Sound on

All the above, in meme format

Great White North

Musical interlude

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There's a difference

Ooops!

Autistic or stoned?

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He's very lucky that he had a chill cop.

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In hard times, turn to the bible

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1 Confused, totally confused.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2026 09:52 PM (kGf4g)

2 I love a good decapitation story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 09:54 PM (JkO4W)

3 I almost didn't make it today because my hot boss was making rape threats at me and showing off her cannons, which are nothing like my wife's.

Posted by: Deepak Gupta, in Engineering at May 01, 2026 09:57 PM (JkO4W)

4 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex - sea floor substrate dino at May 01, 2026 09:58 PM (IQ6Gq)

5 Wow! Somebody came early.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Kyh8Y)

6 Excellent ONT!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2026 09:59 PM (wVcYX)

7 Wow! Somebody came early.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Kyh8Y)

In 5 . . . 4 . . 3 . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2026 10:01 PM (wVcYX)

8 tim hortons ---> no one speaks english

hmmm.... *scribbles note* poutine vindaloo

Posted by: anachronda at May 01, 2026 10:01 PM (qdr3M)

9 Having worked with H1bs for decades I can attest that izzat and jugaad is alive and well within that culture.

And overrides everything else.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 10:02 PM (Kyh8Y)

10 The Colombian "Presidential Guard" still wears pickelhaubes in their full dress uniform.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2026 10:03 PM (rbvCR)

11 Izzat and Jugaad... Maybe Liz Warren really is Indian.

Posted by: yeah, I know, dot not feather at May 01, 2026 10:03 PM (Q+gd/)

12 Oh and Hi WD, thanks for the ONT

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2026 10:04 PM (kGf4g)

13 How bad can it be? All we did was give the Indians all of our hotels....and gas stations....and 18-wheelers....

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 01, 2026 10:04 PM (lHPJf)

14 It appears the African immigrant vastly misunderstood his housemates use of the term 'getting head'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 10:04 PM (Kyh8Y)

15 When the African guy was cutting off the head of Poofter #1, exactly what was Poofter #2 doing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:05 PM (JkO4W)

16 Nothing ruins a good relationship like large breasts, amirite guys?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

17
Looks like the Sabres will eliminate Boston and go on to the second round for the first time in 18 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:06 PM (HdYcL)

18 Wow! Somebody came early.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Kyh8Y)

on Prom Night!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 01, 2026 10:06 PM (0aYVJ)

19 Sometimes the Arab ways were the best ways.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:07 PM (/lPRQ)

20 My first reaction was I'm shocked there's any malls around here with water in the fountains in them. Then I noticed it doesn't say anything about water.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 01, 2026 10:08 PM (w/O5Q)

21 5 Wow! Somebody came early.

Posted by: Tonypete at May

That’s what she said

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2026 10:08 PM (A5RD0)

22 Wynona's bosoms are nice. I like the handfuls.

And, I am wondering what BSG thinks of this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 01, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)

23
Winona's ex-boyfriend sounds like he's queer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:09 PM (HdYcL)

24 Yay, Friday night ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at May 01, 2026 10:09 PM (+9wcF)

25 Top picture, what kind of bird is the Ukrainian?

Also, the restaurant slogan guy was clearly a middle-school sports coach at one point. He's used to getting indifferent people pumped up.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not an orinthologist at May 01, 2026 10:09 PM (Wt5PA)

26 Nothing ruins a good relationship like large breasts, amirite guys?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

The absolute worst reveal.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2026 10:09 PM (wVcYX)

27 I'm thinking Buffalo woman was police scanner worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

28 Izzy and Jughead?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2026 10:10 PM (wVcYX)

29 On a somewhat related note, I may be retiring from my military service soon, and moving to Hawaii for my next job in a few months. Any Hawaiian Morons out there? Sadly that may impact the timing of my morning reports for everyone as the time zones will be all wrong.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 01, 2026 08:51 PM (ycI94)

There are a few Hawaiian morons, not sure when they hang out.

I dunno man...it's a great place to visit but retiring there??? It's very rural, very expensive and not much to do.

Very pretty though. So if your plan is to hang out outside all day, all the best to you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

I should have retired at the end of last year, but they put an informal 'stop loss' on me...
Maybe I'll set up a small feral hog ranching operation on the Big Island. Own some land there and I need to go check up on it. At one time wanted to make a simple 2 BR 1 Bath post & pier house and cut a straight line out the back side down about 1000 ft for popping pigs. I think it would be very relaxing low key lifestyle.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)

30 Arrrgg. Pirate Girl would make a fine cabin girl. Better than any barrel.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)

31 Wow! Somebody came early.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Kyh8Y)

In 5 . . . 4 . . 3 . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2026 10:01 PM (wVcYX)

Welp, good night babe...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 01, 2026 10:12 PM (nbLIj)

32 Sabres putting the finishing touch on Boston, winning 3 in their barn to take the series.

Posted by: browndog says woof at May 01, 2026 10:12 PM (3sXRv)

33 It appears the African immigrant vastly misunderstood his housemates use of the term 'getting head'.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 10:04 PM (Kyh8Y)

I bet they were besides themselves with anger.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)

34
Tampa wins in OT and sends that series to Game 7.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:14 PM (HdYcL)

35 Is MAGA eagle using a squirt gun?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)

36 Gotta light?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2026 10:16 PM (dV80I)

37 Hey, Internet!

"how many indians die from stealing electricity?"

"Electrocution deaths in India are often linked to illegal activities like power theft, but specific statistics on fatalities directly caused by stealing electricity are not readily available. However, overall, around 12,500 people die each year from electrocution, which can include incidents related to unsafe practices like unauthorized connections."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (mjROD)

38
Depressing tweet of the day:

"I'm watching the film 'Sandlot' with our kids and just realized that the film’s version of America with baseball, public pools, county fair, block parties, etc is almost extinct."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (HdYcL)

39 The Romanians make the Pollocks look like brain surgeons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (wOO3z)

40 I'd like to look at the Winona Ryder controversy from another angle.

https://i.___ur.com/7FfhouF.mp4

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

41 1. An apartment block was built and there was no way to remove the crane from the inner courtyard

A monumental scew-up, no doubt, but there’s always a way to remove a crane. It involves a lot of work called “disassembly & removal”, but I assure you it’s entirely possible.

Romanians, geesh, that 80 years of Communism really put a hurt on the collective brainpower.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (6ydKt)

42 And, I am wondering what BSG thinks of this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 01, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)

BSG is in dry dock.

Posted by: William Adama' at May 01, 2026 10:18 PM (KaJnP)

43 >>> Let's import millions more, shall we?

But, VD Vance cannot be wrong.
I know you all love him but his family life is a major creepy factor for me...

Or Nikki Halley who started tearing down southern icons... or any other 'super-conservative' indians who popped up in recent years.
Izzat Jugaad?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

44 Wow! Somebody came early.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Kyh8Y)

Sorry.

Posted by: Roman god of premature ejaculation at May 01, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

45 >> Sabres putting the finishing touch on Boston, winning 3 in their barn to take the series.

Congratulations.

Sabres are playing great.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

46 Detriments, you call us, detriments? Well, it was detriments like us that built this bleedin' Empire -- and the izzat of the bloody Raj! 'Ats on! Abaht turn!

Posted by: Peachy Taliaferro Carnehan at May 01, 2026 10:18 PM (xvhJH)

47 Evenin'

Buffalo won the series against Boston. I caught the end of the game and one of the Bruins tried to decapitate one of the Sabre players. Don't follow either team so don't know the names. The Boston guy was sent off. Classy. Hoping Buffalo wins it all. Hoping Carolina injures and humiliates that team they're playing. Bunch of criminal kitten rapists from Philly.

I'm not bitter, stop looking at me like that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 01, 2026 10:19 PM (jrKun)

48 As a full blood princess of the American Redneck tribe, I find no problem at all with wearing an eyepatch, taking over a fountain with her kayak, and yelling at people. [Which reminds me of the movie from last night with Charlize Theron called Apex. Not recommended if you want to sleep well. We only watched part of it and sped to the end]

Thanks for the ONT.

My favorites are the Indian Titanic with a better voice singing than Celine Dion.

However, the top meme is the gay couple photo of the illegal who decapitated them. I keep laughing about that photo. I thought the middle guy was Bruce Springsteen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 10:19 PM (WONhk)

49 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)

Another Iowa Moron is leaving me? Sigh.... You probably work at the same place my FiL did. He retired as an IA NG brevet colonel.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye Ette at May 01, 2026 10:19 PM (Wt5PA)

50
Looks like Elon is targeting May 12 for the next Starship test, which will be the new v3 version.

There's an air advisory in the Latin American network somebody noticed. Rather than going in between Florida and Cuber, it looks like he's going to thread a needle farther south between the Yucatan and Cuba, then between Cuba and the Caymans and Jamaica. By Jamaica, he's high enough to not worry any more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

51
Hungarians say that Romanians have hair growing on the soles of their feet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:20 PM (HdYcL)

52 "He's very lucky that he had a chill cop."

He is very lucky. In my town, the police have been given cards that instruct them how to approach a neurodivergent potential perp, no that no deadly misinterpretations take place in the line of duty.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 01, 2026 10:20 PM (TNhp7)

53 The Romanians make the Pollocks look like brain surgeons.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (wOO3z)
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Sounds fishy to me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 01, 2026 10:21 PM (xvhJH)

54 Good evening morons und danke wd

Girthy memage.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)

55 As far as RFK Jr. not ducking for cover, maybe he's a fatalist about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2026 10:21 PM (0Htd1)

56 > So, can anyone tell me the state of the world this week?
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FUBAR

Posted by: Don Black at May 01, 2026 10:21 PM (ZxPkt)

57 27 I'm thinking Buffalo woman was police scanner worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 10:10 PM
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Only if she visits Pittsburgh...

Posted by: TRex - scanning dino at May 01, 2026 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

58 only thing worse than being stuck with a woman with large cannons is if she wants you to play with them all the time.

Posted by: a fierce and severe heterosexual at May 01, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

59 Izzat and jugaad explain Windows and AI.

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2026 10:22 PM (vSvIl)

60 >>> 58 only thing worse than being stuck with a woman with large cannons is if she wants you to play with them all the time.
Posted by: a fierce and severe heterosexual at May 01, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Cory Booker at May 01, 2026 10:23 PM (WMyc4)

61 Jay Kay is gay.

Also Winnona Ryder's nickname in Hollywood is 'you wanna ride her?'.

The wall was not kind but she had her time in the sun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:23 PM (xcxpd)

62 Winona Ryder's ex-boyfriend is a faggot.

Posted by: a.moron at May 01, 2026 10:23 PM (X5Jzz)

63 Combine Wynonna Ryder with the Indian concept of Jugaad and you get... Juggalos. The Insane Clown Posse approves.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 01, 2026 10:23 PM (QaH55)

64 I thought Jugaad was Archie's friend.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 01, 2026 10:23 PM (xvhJH)

65 Winnie the Xi FTW. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 01, 2026 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

66 Hey, All! Hey, Weird Dave!

Posted by: Bulg at May 01, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)

67 I'd like to look at the Winona Ryder controversy from another angle.

https://i.___ur.com/7FfhouF.mp4
Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

Pro tip: Capitals are your friend.

https://i.IMGur.com/7FfhouF.mp4

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:24 PM (ExV1e)

68 Congratulations.

Sabres are playing great.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

Thank you Jack

Have to guard against getting to emotional about these kids, but they're such a great group ...

Ooh Ahh Sabres on the warpath !

Posted by: browndog says woof at May 01, 2026 10:25 PM (3sXRv)

69 16 Nothing ruins a good relationship like large breasts, amirite guys?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Some women in the entertainment industry seem to like dating gay guys. Wynona is probably one of them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2026 10:26 PM (0Htd1)

70
only thing worse than being stuck with a woman with large cannons is if she wants you to play with them all the time.
Posted by: a fierce and severe heterosexual

Temu O'bama, is this you?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 01, 2026 10:26 PM (QVmho)

71 Winnona was the Hollyweird village bicycle. Makes sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2026 10:26 PM (wOO3z)

72 Another attempt at the Winona vid.

https://is.gd/CohDEj

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2026 10:26 PM (Riz8t)

73 I guess Jay Kay is fucking gay

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 01, 2026 10:26 PM (jRTHY)

74 Evenin'

Buffalo won the series against Boston. I caught the end of the game and one of the Bruins tried to decapitate one of the Sabre players. Don't follow either team so don't know the names. The Boston guy was sent off. Classy. Hoping Buffalo wins it all. Hoping Carolina injures and humiliates that team they're playing. Bunch of criminal kitten rapists from Philly.

I'm not bitter, stop looking at me like that.
Posted by: Puddleglum
***********
Ditto

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 01, 2026 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

75 Arrrgg. Pirate Girl would make a fine cabin girl. Better than any barrel.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)

Considerable crazy factor there.

On the other hand, maybe she has underappreciated cannons.

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2026 10:27 PM (vSvIl)

76 Also Winnona Ryder's nickname in Hollywood is 'you wanna ride her?'.

The wall was not kind but she had her time in the sun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:23 PM (xcxpd)

Based on the photos I've seen, for a woman in her mid-50s she looks pretty good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:27 PM (ExV1e)

77 I am taking a poll.

I rarely nap at all in my entire life. As a kid when it was forced I stared at the ceiling or, in later years, read a book.

Since I had a virus that wiped me out in February I tire easily. It could be due to getting older. Some people like naps and take them happily. They make me more stupid afterwards and discombobulated. I think I slept about one hour today at 2pm. Up at 7am after a decent (for me) sleep.

Naps:

Good []
Bad []
All of above []
Who cares []
Shut up []
Take a dirt nap []

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

78 Winona Ryder, back in the day. Damn…

Posted by: Bulg at May 01, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

79 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 01, 2026 08:51 PM (ycI94)

How well do you know the islands? Do you have any jobs lined up? What time frame?
I don't live there but a good buddy of mine does. Knows it well. He might be able to help.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)

80 The Pens took too long to wake up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2026 10:28 PM (wOO3z)

81 Buffalo won the series against Boston. I caught the end of the game and one of the Bruins tried to decapitate one of the Sabre players. Don't follow either team so don't know the names. The Boston guy was sent off. Classy. Hoping Buffalo wins it all. Hoping Carolina injures and humiliates that team they're playing. Bunch of criminal kitten rapists from Philly.

I'm not bitter, stop looking at me like that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 01, 2026 10:19 PM (jrKun)

Boston Player: Charlie McAvoy ... went goon , which is a bit of a surprise

Buffalo Player: Zack Benson ... affectionately know as the Tasmanian Devil

Posted by: browndog says woof at May 01, 2026 10:29 PM (3sXRv)

82 The English imposed a framework that has permitted India to get as far as it has.

I say that as no friend to Perfidious Albion but rather as a comparison to how much worse India was before it was colonized.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:29 PM (xcxpd)

83 Depends on when he dated Winona.

If it was the late-90s thats when she lost her mind, got hooked on some pills or something, and got busted for shoplifting.

She does have some nice boobs, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:29 PM (6ydKt)

84 Back in the day I did neurodivergent training for SFPD and found most cops are just good at reading people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

85 naps are awesome.

I take one after work. It reboots my brain.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (xcxpd)

86
I thought Jugaad was Archie's friend.

Meathead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

87
India is the kind of country upper-middle AWFLs leave their families to emigrate to because it's cool and the Indians revere cattle. That and hiring armies of servants on the cheap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (HdYcL)

88 Indian Titanic, I would not want to be swimming in that water.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)

89 Educational and entertaining ONT. Thank you.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (4NO2D)

90 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

The older you get, the less you sleep. Worked first shift 20 yrs. Can't sleep after around two am. Fall asleep during the ONT most nights, but if it's too late, can't sleep again. During the day when I'm alone, couple short naps, then awake.

You get used to it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

91
Indian Titanic, I would not want to be swimming in that water.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)

____________

Nobody will be swimming.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:32 PM (HdYcL)

92 Unfortunately Winona brings to mind an ex-moron

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

93 78 Winona’s boobs were awesome. Probably still are.

Posted by: Bulg at May 01, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

94 Thanks for the ONT, WD.

Posted by: scampydog at May 01, 2026 10:33 PM (41CYW)

95 Winona's ex-boyfriend sounds like he's queer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:09 PM (HdYcL)

Would not bet against it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 10:33 PM (utfVc)

96 88 Indian Titanic, I would not want to be swimming in that water.

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I would like seeing Leo DiCaprio sink beneath its surface.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:33 PM (JkO4W)

97 41 1. An apartment block was built and there was no way to remove the crane from the inner courtyard

A monumental scew-up, no doubt, but there’s always a way to remove a crane. It involves a lot of work called “disassembly & removal”, but I assure you it’s entirely possible.

Romanians, geesh, that 80 years of Communism really put a hurt on the collective brainpower.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (6ydKt)

You just need a taller crane to pick up the first crane and lift it over the apartment block.

Pro Tip : Make sure you park the second crane outside the apartment block, otherwise you will need a third crane.

Posted by: a.moron at May 01, 2026 10:34 PM (X5Jzz)

98 My sleeping schedule has been screwed up for a few years now.

During the week I go to sleep around 9 or 10 (hopefully) wake up at 3am, work from 4 to 12pm, then I take a nap around 1:30 or 2 for an hour or two.

I’m all for a good nap if your body needs it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:35 PM (6ydKt)

99 If it was the late-90s thats when she lost her mind, got hooked on some pills or something, and got busted for shoplifting.

She does have some nice boobs, though.

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A certain amount of crazy, pills and shoplifting can be overlooked for some nice boobs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:35 PM (JkO4W)

100 If it was the late-90s thats when she lost her mind, got hooked on some pills or something, and got busted for shoplifting.

She does have some nice boobs, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:29 PM (6ydKt)

His specific complaints were:

- Tits are bigger than you think they are. Now, I prefer a moderate bosom but I wouldn't downgrade a girlfriend over big tits.
- She wanted lots of sex. Seriously, he complained that she wanted lots of sex. Now, I get that he was a musician so he was banging groupies all the time but to say that the problem that you have with your girlfriend is that she wants to have sex - with you - all the time? That's sus.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ExV1e)

101 88 Indian Titanic, I would not want to be swimming in that water.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 01, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)
*************************************
An old Indian Proverb is that it is not worth learning to swim if you live near the Ganges River. Live free or die.

Or nap. Maybe I should limit myself to a 10min nap and work up. Or stop napping once or twice a week and get back to normal.

We were watching Hacksaw Ridge (one half of the movie) and when we stopped I could not remember what day it was for a few seconds, but did not tell my dude.

This was probably because we went to a kid's Mass this morning for Grandparents and threw my internal clock completely off.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 10:37 PM (WONhk)

102 Them Indians…what izzat?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 01, 2026 10:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

103 50
Looks like Elon is targeting May 12 for the next Starship test, which will be the new v3 version.

There's an air advisory in the Latin American network somebody noticed. Rather than going in between Florida and Cuber, it looks like he's going to thread a needle farther south between the Yucatan and Cuba, then between Cuba and the Caymans and Jamaica. By Jamaica, he's high enough to not worry any more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

Yah, mon.

Posted by: Spaceman with a spliff at May 01, 2026 10:37 PM (X5Jzz)

104 WTF Fridays. The best WTFs.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 01, 2026 10:37 PM (UDzNJ)

105 Now, I get that he was a musician so he was banging groupies all the time but to say that the problem that you have with your girlfriend is that she wants to have sex - with you - all the time? That's sus.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ExV1e)

It wasn't the right kind of sex.

(nudge nudge, wink wink)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

106 I only get 6-7 hours at night so I try to grab another hour after lunch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

107 Well! That was an ONT for the ages!

Wasn't there a commenter whose nic was Wynona Ryder's Huge Breasts? If not, there should have been.

Archie & Jughead >>> Izzat and Jugaad

Pressed Rat And Warthog somewhere in there.
https://youtu.be/7YrNgwRqfy8

Posted by: mindful webworker - wheels of fire at May 01, 2026 10:39 PM (XU9++)

108 Another Iowa Moron is leaving me? Sigh.... You probably work at the same place my FiL did. He retired as an IA NG brevet colonel.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye Ette

I'm in the Notorious 3-2-1. AKA Space Coast.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

109
Swimming is one of those luxury skills that we take for granted. So that overloaded Indian boat? If the water is more than 6 feet deep, most of those people drowned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:39 PM (HdYcL)

110 Yay WD ! Last of the great ONTers.

Posted by: alpine_beer at May 01, 2026 10:39 PM (van9r)

111 I would like seeing Leo DiCaprio sink beneath its surface.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:33 PM (JkO4W)

He seems to be morphing into Jack Nicholson in looks. Creepy dude. ick

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 10:40 PM (WONhk)

112 I saw some large breasts today at the grocery store near the milk

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 01, 2026 10:40 PM (jrgJz)

113 Hawaii is high on my list of Places You Don't Want To Be When the SHTF. I figure a week after the food imports stop, Long Pig will be back on the menu.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 01, 2026 10:40 PM (mjROD)

114 Been doing 15 minute power naps for years. Great for recharging batteries. But the older I get, the longer they are becoming. Anything longer than that makes me feel ragged the rest of the day.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 10:41 PM (2WIwB)

115 I'm in the Notorious 3-2-1. AKA Space Coast.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

Wasn't there a talk show from there?

Space Coast: Ghost to Ghost?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

116 100 If it was the late-90s thats when she lost her mind, got hooked on some pills or something, and got busted for shoplifting.

She does have some nice boobs, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:29 PM (6ydKt)

His specific complaints were:

- Tits are bigger than you think they are. Now, I prefer a moderate bosom but I wouldn't downgrade a girlfriend over big tits.
- She wanted lots of sex. Seriously, he complained that she wanted lots of sex. Now, I get that he was a musician so he was banging groupies all the time but to say that the problem that you have with your girlfriend is that she wants to have sex - with you - all the time? That's sus.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ExV1e)

I bet that to him, her breasts felt like bags of sand...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 01, 2026 10:42 PM (TNhp7)

117 Posted by: Spaceman with a spliff at May 01, 2026 10:37 PM (X5Jzz)

looks like i have to poast this again
youtu.be/dSQ2GexfGWo

Posted by: gKWVE at May 01, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

118

What izzat? Hawaiian noises?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 10:42 PM (Cqx++)

119 "I know you Ryder" would be a good theme lyric for this post, he says wishfully.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 10:42 PM (Sn7/j)

120 112 I saw some large breasts today at the grocery store near the milk
Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 01, 2026 10:40 PM (jrgJz)

--------

Transmit a sighting report to HQ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:42 PM (JkO4W)

121 That's sus.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah but she might be a few fries short of a happy meal and he didn’t want to hurt her feelings.

I’ve only ever seen the guy in their ‘Virtual Insanity’ song’s video. Which was a cool video, btw.

They were like a one hit wonder in the late 90s.
So maybe Winona dumped him and it’s all cope.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:42 PM (6ydKt)

122 By Jamaica, he's high enough to not worry any more

Ja Mon!

Posted by: Haille Selassie is God at May 01, 2026 10:42 PM (vSCm4)

123
I figure a week after the food imports stop, Long Pig will be back on the menu.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 01, 2026 10:40 PM (mjROD)

_____________

Do they even grow pineapples there any more? If it wasn't for the US Navy, Hawaii would be the Pacific version of Haiti.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:43 PM (HdYcL)

124 I'd like to look at the Winona Ryder controversy from another angle.

https://i.___ur.com/7FfhouF.mp4
Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

Pro tip: Capitals are your friend.

https://i.IMGur.com/7FfhouF.mp4
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

A lot like Big Mike Obama.
But wholesome and family friendly. And a LOT higher up front.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)

125 What charges could they possibly throw at the pirate chick? Illegally suggesting purchase options?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 10:44 PM (Sn7/j)

126 Evening Horde thx WeirdDave
When Depp was dating Winona he had Winona Forever tattooed on his arm. After they split he had it modified to Wino Forever, which is appropriate. Winona may be a loon, but she doesn't seem like the bed shitting type

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2026 10:46 PM (gu0hJ)

127 How well do you know the islands? Do you have any jobs lined up? What time frame?
I don't live there but a good buddy of mine does. Knows it well. He might be able to help.
Posted by: Diogenes

Tahitian Fire Dancer at the Polynesian Cultural Center would be a fun job.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:47 PM (/lPRQ)

128 What charges could they possibly throw at the pirate chick? Illegally suggesting purchase options?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 10:44 PM (Sn7/j)

Boating without a life jacket? Creating a disturbance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 10:47 PM (utfVc)

129 I have to say it was smart of the cops to leave the eyepatch on for the mugshot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2026 10:47 PM (JkO4W)

130 WeirdDave with another Friday win.

And that dog in the Fido Friday video is an absolute Good Boy(girl?) doing that to entertain his kiddo.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 01, 2026 10:48 PM (gUs21)

131 92 Unfortunately Winona brings to mind an ex-moron
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

I'm frankly shocked Banana Splits Guy hasn't already shown up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:48 PM (xcxpd)

132 90 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

The older you get, the less you sleep. Worked first shift 20 yrs. Can't sleep after around two am. Fall asleep during the ONT most nights, but if it's too late, can't sleep again. During the day when I'm alone, couple short naps, then awake.

You get used to it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

Since my wife passed, I generally get 4 to 6 hours of interrupted sleep a night...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 01, 2026 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

133 A lot like Big Mike Obama.

Admittedly, I've had a bit to drink this evening but, other than political leanings, I cannot think of a single similarity between Winona 'Jugs' Ryder and Big Mike Obama.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:49 PM (ExV1e)

134 The Navy Secretary comment reminded me of The Slopes, a music trio that, IIRC, had to sue for the right to keep their name. The lead guitarist is Japanese American. Can't find a link to the story, but here's a little taste of the lead's tasty licks:

https://youtu.be/hSwDBaDaZ6o

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 01, 2026 10:49 PM (nbLIj)

135 128 What charges could they possibly throw at the pirate chick? Illegally suggesting purchase options?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 10:44 PM (Sn7/j)

Boating without a life jacket? Creating a disturbance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 10:47 PM (utfVc)

Well, maybe there was a "No Motorboating" sign...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 01, 2026 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

136 Disturbing the peace is always a good, utilitarian, charge for girls with eyepatches barking orders at strangers in the grocery store.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:50 PM (6ydKt)

137
Boating without a life jacket? Creating a disturbance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 10:47 PM (utfVc)

______________

Since a mall isn't public property, If you're told to leave and you don't they can nail you for trespass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:50 PM (HdYcL)

138 You just need a taller crane to pick up the first crane and lift it over the apartment block.

Pro Tip : Make sure you park the second crane outside the apartment block, otherwise you will need a third crane.

Posted by: a.moron

There is a crane safety vid out there with a (obviously too small) crane on a dock going into the drink.
Then the larger crane sent to pull the first crane out goes in too. Then another.
I think they brought a big muther for the forth and final try. Success.

Make sure you bring enough crane for the job.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

139 Note, many of the new High Tech CEOs?

Yeah.... Indian... wonder why.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2026 10:50 PM (mP0Kj)

140 I don’t know. My mom’s family came here and did not fit this modern view of immigration.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 01, 2026 10:50 PM (E6xSb)

141 oh, my bad… in the mall fountain.

what else was she wearing is my next question.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:51 PM (6ydKt)

142 Since dot injuns seem to be a theme tonight, I read a headline that a video came out that Vivek, running for governor somewhere I should know, does not believe that Jesus is the Son of God. Which is not completely shocking if he is Hindu. He could be Rastapharian for all I know.

I only read headlines of news because unless I am interested it is a waste of my time.

I also liked the food chart above, created by someone ticked off. It did not cover the food I was craving when I used to sample Play Doh in kindergarten to see if the colors tasted differently.

I don't remember much about kindergarten but apparently I rocked my poem for parents, "Pussy Willow." The teacher chose it for me, Morons.

The only other memory in the private Kindergarten run by Mrs. Nelson I have is eating Vanilla Wafers. A girl liked me so much she gave me half of hers that she'd taken a bite out of and gross mushy!

A girl in PreK4 at school today liked me so much she showed me all of her work at Grandparent's Day. She either had no grandparents come or just liked me a whole lot, but she was not my granddauhter. Granted I was sitting at the little art table on a little wooden chair as I was tired.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 10:52 PM (WONhk)

143 139 Note, many of the new High Tech CEOs?

Yeah.... Indian... wonder why.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2026 10:50 PM (mP0Kj)

You can blame MSFT.

They realized they could get cheap developers from India...cheaply. India in turn quickly adapted and started churning out tech workers. They speak a version of English and work for pennies on the dollars compared to US workers.

And...the poison is...Indians hire other Indians. 20 years after it started, they have taken over. And, to be nice, on average, they are not very good at technology. They are cheap. Some are very nice. But I wouldn't trust my life to anything developed by Indian devs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:53 PM (xcxpd)

144 Sorry to be a killjoy, but there is no "WXYZ News" in Buffalo.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 01, 2026 10:54 PM (5YmYl)

145 Note, many of the new High Tech CEOs?

Yeah.... Indian... wonder why.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2026 10:50 PM (mP0Kj)

If I had to guess...

It's because institutional investors (BlackRock, State Street, and Vanguard) are united in their desire to destroy western civilization.

AND

Institutional investors have oversized influence in selecting corporate boards.

AND

Corporate boards select CEOs.

But I'm sure I'm imagining things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:54 PM (ExV1e)

146 WD's in form tonight

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 01, 2026 10:54 PM (kA/fI)

147 Swimming is one of those luxury skills that we take for granted. So that overloaded Indian boat? If the water is more than 6 feet deep, most of those people drowned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I learned to swim in fresh water. And how to float if you need rest.

First time I went into the ocean it was, like wow!

Look at me. Bobbing around like a cork. Could do this all day.
..did snorkel for hours at a time. You learn in one day to always wear a t-shirt like the locals.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)

148 Since dot injuns seem to be a theme tonight, I read a headline that a video came out that Vivek, running for governor somewhere I should know, does not believe that Jesus is the Son of God.

I believe that he's running for Governor in Ohio as he was born in Cincinnati.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:55 PM (ExV1e)

149 Outstanding ONT, WeirdDave. Now moving to another tab to watch anime.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 01, 2026 10:56 PM (uYLZy)

150
Some are very nice. But I wouldn't trust my life to anything developed by Indian devs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:53 PM (xcxpd)

_____________

My experience is that they are either the nicest people you'll ever meet or they're arrogant assholes who won't give you the time of day. Nothing in between.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:56 PM (HdYcL)

151 Play-Doh colors do taste different.

I preferred Blue as I recall, but Red was a close second.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:56 PM (6ydKt)

152 But I'm sure I'm imagining things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---

You forgot State.
I know they contrived (not too distant past) to put three watermelons on Exxon's board.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 01, 2026 10:57 PM (kA/fI)

153 My experience is that they are either the nicest people you'll ever meet or they're arrogant assholes who won't give you the time of day. Nothing in between.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:56 PM (HdYcL)

And it all depends on whether they believe that they are above you, or below you, in caste.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:57 PM (ExV1e)

154 Sorry to be a killjoy, but there is no "WXYZ News" in Buffalo.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 01, 2026 10:54 PM (5YmYl)

Used to be. Pirate gal stole it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 10:57 PM (utfVc)

155 Since my wife passed, I generally get 4 to 6 hours of interrupted sleep a night...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 01, 2026 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

I don't get anywhere near that. Fall asleep in chair reading ONT about halfway through, get in bed, stare at ceiling or wall for one to two hours, get up and start reading websites. A few hours later, maybe fall asleep watching YT vids in early afternoon, then nothing until ONT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

156 You forgot State.

State Street was the middle of the three listed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:58 PM (ExV1e)

157 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:53 PM (xcxpd)

IT guy... watched it happen... with our own government being complicit.

We had a good IT education infrastructure going in the late 90's early 00's... I know, I was teaching network engineering.... then... suddenly... the US Government changed the rules so any retraining dollar... Vet, Disabled, Unemployed, AND writing off corporate training, was only valid if the course was College Accredited.

We were delivering $1 Million per month in training in 2000 in the Denver - Co Springs - Boulder market...

To out of business by 2002.... and I suddenly could not find a job in the Denver Tech Center... because I did not speak anything but English.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2026 10:58 PM (mP0Kj)

158 Sabres winning a playoff series ---> cake.

Doing it against Boston ---> icing on the cake.

Gonna listen to Boston sports radio for the Lamentations of the Chowds.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 01, 2026 10:58 PM (5YmYl)

159 Hung Cao is a good dude, he served roughly at the same time I did, but did better. "Acting" Navy Secretary is a good position for him.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 01, 2026 10:58 PM (gUs21)

160 what else was she wearing is my next question.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 01, 2026 10:51 PM (6ydKt)
-----------------
Your wife called, and said she will take that question.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 10:59 PM (drak5)

161 Since my wife passed, I generally get 4 to 6 hours of interrupted sleep a night...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 01, 2026 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

Sometimes I get 8 hours uninterrupted. Sometimes I have to get up every 2 hours to pee. Doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason why any give night acts a particular way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 10:59 PM (ExV1e)

162 I’m wondering what the heck those red dots are doing carting that weird tower across the field. Looked like a giant bug zapper. At least that’s what it turned into.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2026 11:00 PM (jju2J)

163 Cleveland is playing the future Las Vegas Athletics tonight, and the Sacramento stadium loons pretty sweet. Just saying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:01 PM (drak5)

164 150
Some are very nice. But I wouldn't trust my life to anything developed by Indian devs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 01, 2026 10:53 PM (xcxpd)
_____________

My experience is that they are either the nicest people you'll ever meet or they're arrogant assholes who won't give you the time of day. Nothing in between.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2026 10:56 PM (HdYcL)

My experience is that they are always arrogant assholes, but sometimes pretend to be nice if they perceive the person they're dealing with is worthy of having their ass kissed. As someone once said, in a different context, they are either at your feet or at your throat. As you say, nothing in between.

Posted by: a.moron at May 01, 2026 11:01 PM (X5Jzz)

165 "Loons" = "looks"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:02 PM (drak5)

166 Fireworks going off somewhere near me. I suppose it could be the minor league baseball team having a home game, or communists celebrating May Day. Not sure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 11:02 PM (ExV1e)

167 114 Been doing 15 minute power naps for years. Great for recharging batteries. But the older I get, the longer they are becoming. Anything longer than that makes me feel ragged the rest of the day.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 10:41 PM (2WIwB)

That's about all I can tolerate, for the same reason.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 01, 2026 11:02 PM (y171U)

168 ince dot injuns seem to be a theme tonight, I read a headline that a video came out that Vivek, running for governor somewhere I should know, does not believe that Jesus is the Son of God.
===
I believe that he's running for Governor in Ohio as he was born in Cincinnati.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
+++

So in addition to being a heathen pagan he also propagates that abomination known as "Cincinnati Chili".*

*I hear the real story is that the "chili' is just some kind of Greek meat sauce that goes well on pasta.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 11:03 PM (/lPRQ)

169 Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 01, 2026 10:58 PM (5YmYl)

Come back and hang a "Taro says" banner in the 300's

It'll be like the olden days at The Aud ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at May 01, 2026 11:03 PM (3sXRv)

170 I would not think that Winona Ryder’s boobs are smaller than I imagine them to be,

Posted by: Bulg at May 01, 2026 11:04 PM (77rzZ)

171 Izzat so?

Posted by: Dagwood at May 01, 2026 11:06 PM (CC0N1)

172 I've never thiuhht about Winona's boo s but I am willing to.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:06 PM (drak5)

173 I would not think that Winona Ryder’s boobs are smaller than I imagine them to be,
Posted by: Bulg at May 01, 2026 11:04 PM (77rzZ)

They appear to be entirely fit for purpose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 11:06 PM (utfVc)

174 11 Izzat and Jugaad... Maybe Liz Warren really is Indian.
Posted by: yeah, I know, dot not feather at May 01, 2026 10:03 PM (Q+gd/)

Izzat and Jugaad....almost sounds like Archie and Jughead. Which begs the question: Betty or Veronica?

Lizzy Warren or Maize Hirono?

Runs away, laughing maniacally......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2026 11:07 PM (QGaXH)

175 Every dude says they want a woman who wants to fuck all the time but there's a fine line between awesome and absolute exhaustion.

Posted by: ballistic at May 01, 2026 11:08 PM (oqH4h)

176 I've never thiuhht about Winona's boo s but I am willing to.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:06 PM (drak5)

Sounds like you are shivering in the cold. Turn the heat up, dude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 11:08 PM (utfVc)

177 "Come back and hang a "Taro says" banner in the 300's

It'll be like the olden days at The Aud ..."

-----

My Dad had season tickets in the blues. My 60-year-old ass wouldn't tolerate those wooden seats now.

"We're gonna win that cup... We're gonna win that Stanley Cup..."

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 01, 2026 11:08 PM (5YmYl)

178 Winona's got big round teeters!

Posted by: Primus at May 01, 2026 11:10 PM (a992C)

179 142 Since dot injuns seem to be a theme tonight, I read a headline that a video came out that Vivek, running for governor somewhere I should know, does not believe that Jesus is the Son of God. Which is not completely shocking if he is Hindu. He could be Rastapharian for all I know.”

He’s Hindu, so I don’t really expect him to follow Christian theology.
And out of respect, I’ll refrain from any comments about holy cows and elephant gods. At least they dislike Muslims as much as we do, so they got that going for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2026 11:11 PM (jju2J)

180 There is some kind of weird Mexican-looking temple structure outside of the Athletics Sacramento park, past center field. Very strange.

It's California, so I guess you just have to take it in stride.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:11 PM (uCBHA)

181 I know some men who were just in Mumbai, India last week handing out Gospel tracts. They were detained, warned, and told to get out of the country. They had done it successfully before, but something has changed.

Posted by: Slumdog Thousandaire at May 01, 2026 11:11 PM (oftw2)

182 Vivek seems to crash out and piss off conservatives every Christmas

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 01, 2026 11:13 PM (gUs21)

183 Seems like a great idea to hand out CDL's to newly arrived Indian immigrants who accept no responsibility, and hold a philosophy of cutting corners (pun intended).

Here, have a fully loaded 40 ton vehicle. No need to pay attention to the laws, signs or deadlines. In fact, why not just keep the cargo for yourself.

Keep on Truckin' Mr. Singh!!!

Posted by: Orson at May 01, 2026 11:13 PM (dIske)

184 Sounds like you are shivering in the cold. Turn the heat up, dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 11:08 PM (utfVc)
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Went to dinner with two college roommates and my usual poor typing is somewhat bourbon impacted. Apologies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:14 PM (uCBHA)

185 Today in 1966, future rock bassist Johnny Colt was born Charles Brandt. He was the original bassist for The Black Crowes, before moving on to other things after their fourth album Three Snakes And One Charm (1996).

Their biggest hits were their first two albums, Shake Your Money Maker (1990) and The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion (1992), but instead here's a bit of a deep cut off their third album Amorica (1994). As usual, I asked Brave AI for suggestions to showcase his playing specifically; and after listening to a few, I would describe Johnny Colt's bass lines in this one as "slick" and "melodic," holding the groove without disappearing into the background:

The Black Crowes - She Gave Good Sunflower (Fan Vid)
https://youtu.be/xWZIcoTeLQE
Lyrics on Genius: https://tinyurl.com/5e9yran2

(Cont.)

Posted by: SciVo at May 01, 2026 11:16 PM (Sy6m/)

186 He’s Hindu, so I don’t really expect him to follow Christian theology.
And out of respect, I’ll refrain from any comments about holy cows and elephant gods. At least they dislike Muslims as much as we do, so they got that going for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Objectively one could say the reverse.
The caste system is an abomination.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 11:16 PM (/lPRQ)

187 Note, many of the new High Tech CEOs?

Yeah.... Indian... wonder why.
Posted by: Romeo13
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And that's how you wind up with a bunch of semi-competent graduates of IIT in your engineering department. Indians are nepotistic as hell. No matter the job, if they don't have a cousin (rarely) they'll find a different Indian.
I've dealt with a number of both, and, although they may agree with a co-religionist that your head will look better on the floor, Paks are better engineers. Every Indian I ever worked with was barely competent, but convinced that they should be in charge.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 01, 2026 11:17 PM (TNGIV)

188 Since my wife passed, I generally get 4 to 6 hours of interrupted sleep a night...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 01, 2026 10:48

Hey Jim
Was wondering how it was going w/ the youngest son. Hopefully better?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 01, 2026 11:17 PM (55Qr6)

189 In other stunning good news, I took my truck back to big box membership store tire department and they finally figured out how to get the tire pressure monitoring system working correctly. They didn't admit to anything, but I strongly suspect they put the wrong sensors in the first time. They said something about trying a new part number but still maintained the first ones covered my year.

All I really care about is the truck works properly now and the stupid little light is out.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2026 11:17 PM (QGaXH)

190 (Cont.)

Two years later, on May Day of 1968, future rock bassist D'arcy Wretzky was born to a pipefitter and a musician -- and you can already tell from the fact of reading this that she did not follow in her father's footsteps. She was the original bassist for The Smashing Pumpkins, through their first six albums.

They have a lot of hits, and I managed to find this live performance in a record store on the eve of the release of their second album Siamese Dream (1993). This song was not actually released as a single until 30 years later, as an album anniversary thing, long after it was already popular. A nice thing about this recording for my purpose here is that, since Billy Corgan and James Iha were basically forced onto acoustic guitars by the noise constraints of the venue, D'arcy's bass really shines through without even trying. It's an accidentally great showcase:

The Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonaise (Live at Tower Records, Chicago, 1993)
https://youtu.be/ycKG_Ka-kdg
Lyrics: genius.com/The-smashing-pumpkins-mayonaise-lyrics

Posted by: SciVo at May 01, 2026 11:17 PM (Sy6m/)

191 I don't watch any tv all day then we watch an hour after dinner of something. Unless a great movie then 2hrs.

I am watching a series, "Unforgettable," on Amazon of a homicide detective who remembers every detail instantly. Poppy Montgomery is very pretty but I have a new obsession of anyone with a mole next to their lips. I have a history of skin cancer and an imaginary degree in dermatology. I look at people's moles in public for decades. Usually for melanomas.

I guess with it being on screen, lips are my focus vs eye contact in real life, altho I don't recall meeting anyone with lip moles. Now I probably will and have to restrain myself.

Another show that puts me to sleep once a week is Hope Valley: 1974.Canadian. Corny but ok and I sort of like the lead actor. Lead actress has several lip moles really in need of my scalpel, way more than Poppy Montomery's.

I know if I had one, benign or not,it would drive me insane to lizard behavior as IT's RIGHT THERE and my tongue would mess with it forever.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow, naps, sleep and weekend!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)

192 Every dude says they want a woman who wants to fuck all the time but there's a fine line between awesome and absolute exhaustion.
Posted by: ballistic at May 01, 2026 11:08 PM (oqH4h)

I would be willing to take one for the team.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 01, 2026 11:18 PM (ExV1e)

193 I know the answer to one of those questions. The arabs were shit slavers. 95% of the cargo didn't survive the journey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 01, 2026 11:20 PM (S9jEo)

194 Since dot injuns seem to be a theme tonight, I read a headline that a video came out that Vivek, running for governor somewhere I should know, does not believe that Jesus is the Son of God. Which is not completely shocking if he is Hindu. He could be Rastapharian for all I know.”

He’s Hindu, so I don’t really expect him to follow Christian theology.
And out of respect, I’ll refrain from any comments about holy cows and elephant gods. At least they dislike Muslims as much as we do, so they got that going for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2026 11:11 PM (jju2J)
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The irony of course being the Rastafarians believe Emp. Haile Selassie was the second coming of Jesus incarnate

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2026 11:20 PM (RIvkX)

195 For a petite woman, Winona's titties are just fine. The cinematography and framing and perspective are misleading and her tits don't seem disproportionate.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 01, 2026 11:20 PM (Fbc0I)

196 Anything longer than that makes me feel ragged the rest of the day.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 10:41 PM (2WIwB)

That's about all I can tolerate, for the same reason.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 01, 2026 11:02 PM (y171U)

Will remember: 15min if another need strikes me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 01, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)

197 I would not think that Winona Ryder’s boobs are smaller than I imagine them to be,
Posted by: Bulg at May 01, 2026 11:04 PM (77rzZ)

Considering your admiration for all things boob, I'm surprised you hadn't looked to see if there are pix on the internet of them free of all restraint.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2026 11:24 PM (1Ff7Z)

198
I would be willing to take one for the team.

**********

Until you reach that previously unknown limit. So 3-4x a day (minimum) isn't maintainable as a 40 yr old? Pretty damn emasculating regardless.

Posted by: Iced Tea Party at May 01, 2026 11:24 PM (hyQrc)

199 Would anybody who's in frequent communication with Ben Had please let her know that I'm going to this fall's MoMe? The emails I've sent apparently aren't getting through, although I don't get bounceback notices.

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 01, 2026 11:25 PM (p/isN)

200 115 I'm in the Notorious 3-2-1. AKA Space Coast.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

Wasn't there a talk show from there?

Space Coast: Ghost to Ghost?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

I seem to remember a documentary from there about the perils and pitfalls of keeping a luscious blonde genie in the house

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2026 11:26 PM (QGaXH)

201 The Indian Army has been trying to get a Designed and Made in India rifle produced for the last dozen years or so. Every time they get close, corruption grinds the process to a halt and they wind up purchasing some foreign guns as stop gap measure.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 01, 2026 11:26 PM (mjROD)

202 Isn't a caste system sort of like apartheid?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 11:28 PM (Cqx++)

203 Every dude says they want a woman who wants to fuck all the time but there's a fine line between awesome and absolute exhaustion.
Posted by: ballistic at May 01, 2026 11:08 PM (oqH4h)

But can she make cinnamon rolls?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2026 11:29 PM (2WIwB)

204 When I was a kid, I was with my dad waiting for a flight at LAX. A Hare Krishna gave me book on Hinduism and then asked my dad for a donation who promptly told her to FO. I kept the book. Armo stinginess knows no bounds.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 01, 2026 11:29 PM (NdsRs)

205 Posted by: a.moron at May 01, 2026 11:01 PM (X5Jzz)

Did IT work for a bunch of Indian Doctors.

First time meeting them? ALWAYS in a suit. Why?

Classism. If I met them in my normal Jeans and Company Polo shirt... normal work attire for someone climbing around fixing computers? They would treat me like shit.

But that first impression... put me into a higher class.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2026 11:29 PM (mP0Kj)

206 Why does this thread smell like BO and curry?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 01, 2026 11:30 PM (Fbc0I)

207 The Indian Army has been trying to get a Designed and Made in India rifle produced for the last dozen years or so. Every time they get close, corruption grinds the process to a halt and they wind up purchasing some foreign guns as stop gap measure.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 01, 2026 11:26 PM (mjROD)

They should simply restart production of Ishapore .303's. Perfectly good rifle. Not semi auto, but the round goes where you point it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 11:31 PM (utfVc)

208 206 Why does this thread smell like BO and curry?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 01, 2026 11:30 PM (Fbc0I)

Oh.... so you have been to India?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2026 11:31 PM (mP0Kj)

209 Weren't Izzat and Jugaad trying to pledge Omega Theta Pi in Animal House?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 01, 2026 11:32 PM (S/Y4j)

210 Isn't a caste system sort of like apartheid?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 11:28 PM (Cqx++)

The Popeil Pocket Fisherman had a cast system, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2026 11:32 PM (utfVc)

211 Went to dinner with two college roommates and my usual poor typing is somewhat bourbon impacted. Apologies.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:14

Nothing like seeing old college buds to put some things in perspective. Just met 3 old friends last Fri. That was a blast.
We first met over 50 yrs ago when I was a 17 yo freshman in college. Wow, how time flies. ;

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 01, 2026 11:35 PM (55Qr6)

212 Vivek seems to crash out and piss off conservatives every Christmas
Posted by: Jeff Weimer

I cannot imagine moving to a foreign country and not having some affinity for their culture and trying to adapt to some modest degree.
Now if I saw myself as superior it would be different.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 11:36 PM (/lPRQ)

213 Got my first pension check today.
Guess that means I'm officially retired.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2Ez/1)

214 Isn't a caste system sort of like apartheid?

There was a proposal to define caste discrimination legally as racial discrimination in California.

(Try getting a job as a Dalit (untouchable) in Silicon Valley.)

The Brahmins who run Silicon Valley companies shot that down real fast.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2026 11:40 PM (n1OCj)

215 And boy, does it catch fish!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 11:40 PM (Cqx++)

216 Nerdy Girl

RFK Jr's son Tweeted to ask if he was all right.

RFK Jr Tweeted back that he was still hungry.

I guess it would take more than one would-be assassin to ruin his appetite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:40 PM (2GVsD)

217 Indian remake of Titanic
.......

Good thing nobody has peed in that river.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2026 11:41 PM (b3Yos)

218 Learning from experience as a kid...

After the painful experience of that Saturday moning, Bobby always remembered to put his pants on before practicing on his accordion.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 01, 2026 11:42 PM (S/Y4j)

219 The only thing wrong with the top image is how it depicts Israel sitting upon a non-existent people - the Paleostinians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:42 PM (2GVsD)

220 Who is the bird watching the action, eating popcorn and laughing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 11:42 PM (Cqx++)

221 The state of the world is pretty much how it always is. I don't get the people talking like this is the worst things have ever been.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2026 11:42 PM (YwEeS)

222 Got my first pension check today.
Guess that means I'm officially retired.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2Ez/1)
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Now those kids won't have to eat mush anymore!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

223 213 Got my first pension check today.
Guess that means I'm officially retired.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2Ez/1)

Today is my two-year anniversary of being officially 'retarred'. Still getting used to it and trying to figure out 'what do I do now....?'

And those pension checks keep on rollin' in......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2026 11:43 PM (QGaXH)

224 Did the Indian Navy ever repair that nuclear submarine?

You know, the one where they left a hatch open and the engineering spaces gladly accepted ocean water.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:43 PM (2GVsD)

225 I wonder what Vivek did to get booted from Doge.

Posted by: 13times at May 01, 2026 11:44 PM (KaJnP)

226 Who is the bird watching the action, eating popcorn and laughing?

I would say Egypt as for once no one is shooting at them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:44 PM (2GVsD)

227 Banjo Minnow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7QwteLR4fs

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 01, 2026 11:45 PM (jrgJz)

228 Thanks for the ONT.

Winona Ryder, huh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2026 11:45 PM (bss/y)

229 I saw one video on Paul Joseph Watson. Some European woman is being all friendly with some people in India. Kid throws a wrapper on the ground and she says " don't do that, why not put it into a trash bin?" Kid throws it on the ground again. All the Indians turn on her and start throwing trash on the ground.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2026 11:46 PM (YwEeS)

230 220 Who is the bird watching the action, eating popcorn and laughing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 11:42 PM (Cqx++)

Zombie Khadaffi? But it looks like he's in Egypt so maybe someone there?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2026 11:47 PM (QGaXH)

231 I wonder what Vivek did to get booted from Doge.
Posted by: 13times at May 01, 2026 11:44 PM (KaJnP)

Picked a fight and wouldn't back down when told to shut up

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2026 11:47 PM (rbvCR)

232 Being a British colony was the best thing to ever happen to the Indian subcontinent; it unified them as a country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:48 PM (2GVsD)

233 Picked a fight and wouldn't back down when told to shut up
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2026 11:47 PM (rbvCR)

I want the (bloody) minutes of the meeting!

Posted by: 13times at May 01, 2026 11:49 PM (KaJnP)

234 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceM8OAqGIoc

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 01, 2026 11:49 PM (jrgJz)

235 229 I saw one video on Paul Joseph Watson. Some European woman is being all friendly with some people in India. Kid throws a wrapper on the ground and she says " don't do that, why not put it into a trash bin?" Kid throws it on the ground again. All the Indians turn on her and start throwing trash on the ground.
Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2026 11:46 PM (YwEeS)

Picking a fight with some strangers in a third world s-hole country seems an incredibly stupid thing to do.

Well.....Karens gonna Karen....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)

236 The Ugly Karen Abroad - "Why can't you act like people in my neighborhood!?"

Native kid, "this is Bangladesh."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

237
Being a British colony was the best thing to ever happen to the Indian subcontinent; it unified them as a country.

Was that good for us?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2026 11:51 PM (Cqx++)

238 Evening, Horde. First time in a long time I'm reading the ONT at 0651 with my covfefe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2026 11:52 PM (gFpt6)

239 I wonder what Vivek did to get booted from Doge.
Posted by: 13times at May 01, 2026 11:44 PM (KaJnP)

Picked a fight and wouldn't back down when told to shut up
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2026 11:47 PM (rbvCR)
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Didn't actually do much and took credit for everyone else's work, then tried to get Big Balls transferred because his cousin needs a job?

The usual Indian thing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2026 11:53 PM (p7tW5)

240 Wasn't Vivek ripping into Americans when people pushed back on H1B Visas? Turned into an Indian nationalist right quick.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2026 11:53 PM (YwEeS)

241 What scares me about imported Indian engineers is that, in my experience, all Indians cheat in college. A lot of foreigners do ( and native born, too), but all the Indian ones that I went to college with cheated without batting an eye. And got very upset if you didn't cheat for them.

But I agree, when they're nice, they are extremely lovely.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 01, 2026 11:53 PM (Vvh2V)

242 As the British were playing the Great Game in India against other Indian rulers and the odd ploy or two by other European powers, the US was a little distracted with Mexico and then an uncivil war.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:54 PM (2GVsD)

243 They didn't really need the indoor plumbing or the roads. Probably good to have people much smarter than them around to tell them what to do.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 01, 2026 11:54 PM (S9jEo)

244 Well I'm out. Good Night everybody.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2026 11:54 PM (QGaXH)

245 241 It's their culture...

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2026 11:55 PM (YwEeS)

246 It is a small miracle that the British managed to stamp out the practice of setting the widow on fire when the husband died.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2026 11:56 PM (2GVsD)

247 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFbQz-OY8Ao

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 01, 2026 11:57 PM (jrgJz)

248 Wasn't Vivek ripping into Americans when people pushed back on H1B Visas? Turned into an Indian nationalist right quick.
Posted by: steevy

Didn't Vivek throw down the racist card because Americans didn't want to flood the country and put our own citizens out of work for unlimited H1B Indians?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2026 11:58 PM (/lPRQ)

249 Dude breaks up with Winona because she had huge tits?

WHAT A FAG!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2026 11:59 PM (snZF9)

250 213 Got my first pension check today.
Guess that means I'm officially retired.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2Ez/1)

Grats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)

251 Being a British colony was the best thing to ever happen to the Indian subcontinent; it unified them as a country.
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

Well, that and learning to pee downstream.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2026 11:59 PM (b3Yos)

252 Bers

The Yang Poon of boyfriends?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2026 12:00 AM (2GVsD)

253 249 Dude breaks up with Winona because she had huge tits?

WHAT A FAG!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2026 11:59 PM (snZF9)

Kind of my point.

She has to be pretty crazy then. Like BSG crazy. Maybe they ARE made for each other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2026 12:00 AM (bss/y)

254 I hope Bill Gates keeps doing his yeomans work of vaccinating India.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 02, 2026 12:01 AM (S9jEo)

255 If we are lucky Bill Gates will BSD trying to upload himself to the cloud and thereby nukes the whole Internet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2026 12:02 AM (2GVsD)

256 Bers

The Yang Poon of boyfriends?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2026 12:00 AM (2GVsD)

Actually, no poon for that dude. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 02, 2026 12:02 AM (snZF9)

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